Adeptus Ridiculous - KHORNE: SLAY WITHOUT PITY; TRIUMPH WITHOUT REMORSE | Warhammer 40k Lore

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

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Welcome everyone to another episode of The Adeptus Ridiculous. I'm your host, D.K. Diamantis, and we here at the Adeptus Ridiculous are all about learning and teaching this wacky, crazy, ridiculous world of Warhammer. And today, Bricky is going to be teaching us about corn. But before he does, big shout out to all of our patrons over at patreon.com slash adeptus ridiculous. You guys have been so generous. We have crushed the 4,000 dollar tier goal and now we are working towards the $5,000 tier goal where we are less than $200 away from releasing the anime cut of Doge Van Dyer's Last Stand. If you thought the one that got released was the anime cut, it's not. It gets a lot more anime than that. So head on over to patreon.com slash adeptist ridiculous and support the podcast if you enjoy today's episode. But Bricky, today it is blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, milk for the corn flakes. I only know memes about corn and how he's all about murder and he loves skulls. And so I'm anxious about today's episode.

You're about right with what you said there. That being said, I want to make it very clear and evident that I was not involved in the decision to create the anime cut of Doge Van Dyer. I was involved in the idea of the meme in its own right, but I was not involved in this goal. I want at least three degrees of separation. Release the anime cut I don't want to It's topical It is topical

But even so I just You know how much you love anime Bricky We know how it's your favorite medium And your favorite genre though How could you not want this Bro Americans and stuff have ruined anime Not even

Not even anime is ruined anime Fair And you know Miyazaki makes fantastic films He is an absolute Vellute visionary. Everything else trash. Anyway, except for Doge Van Dyer. That's pretty cool.

Not everything. How about D-Bops good. Now whatever. There's a lot of it I don't like, okay? But this is not a why Bricky hates anime episode. This is a corn episode, which is like the least anime of the chaos gods. That depends what anime you're talking about, really. Well, I mean, you know, Sunesh obviously carries a lot of the anime bullshit.

And then like Zinche is all. like me and then i don't know about nerkel i'm sure there's like a fetish for that but corn is just like martial prowess so yeah blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne this is our first episode on a dedicated chaos god and it probably won't be a super long one because the chaos gods in their own right aren't like they're not like they don't have a whole bunch of lore behind them so to speak they just are so the good old corn is the oldest of all of the chaos gods he is also known as the blood God. He's known as the Lord of Skulls. And he is the chaos god of blood,

war, and murder. Which is just delicious. He has very basic emotions. Because we all know emotions, thoughts, they all feed the warp, right? And for him, he's hate,

anger, rage, killing, warfare, war, all that kind of stuff. Very basic ideas. So business, is a booming for corn in 40K because everybody is killing, everybody's warring,

everyone's hating, everybody's revising, he's got to be just fat with power at this point, right? Because like, that's like the, on the top three list of things happening in the 40K universe, he's knocking them all out. Like, if this was fucking family

feud, he'd win the game. Family feud. Yeah, you know, where, with, you know, top, you know, we pulled 100 Americans. What are the top three answers? Hatred, murder, death, war, you know, like, dang. I don't know. Look.

I haven't seen Family Feud for a while. I just like seeing, what's his Bucket's face? Whenever someone says a stupid fucking answer. That's all I know about Family Feud. Steve Harvey. Yes, Steve Harvey's stupid face when they say it's like dumb. It's like, what is a delicious vegetable? They're like, banana.

And then you have them to stare at him for, like, like 10 seconds. I don't know why. That's the only reason if we watches. As far as I'm concerned, the contestants are enough reason for Steve Harvey to serve corn through sheer anger.

Every act of like killing murder, right? That feeds corn. And the more destructive and senseless, the better. So it's not just like warfare and murder. It's like how much can you fuck up? How much shit can you kill?

how like just random and senseless like you know if you if you if you just ran into a mall and started stabbing people like he's he loves that he is so down for that if you're like sniping from a distance he's like kind of boring um honestly like a champion of corn like a like a devoted person to corn is likely one of two things either a just complete blood craze murderer or they're an honest honorable champion because like we've always talked about, these chaos gods have like a yin and a yang. Yeah. There is absolutely like no issue with the martial legacy of battle with the martial prowess and

like honor. You know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of concept of honor and like survival of the fittest in court. So it's not just like blood for blood. Like sometimes a lot of the corn and people will be a good old like. like tough fucking samurai kind of style like very honorable kind of thing but so long as he keeps on murdering it's okay so it can be at one of the other um normally it's referred to in the berserk brutal version because when you think about corn he like he just wants as many people dead as

possible and he loves when blood is like flowing like blood and skulls so right you know like a poison is is boring but like chainsawing a dude's head off oh that's good shit shit. He's all down for that. So if the Imperium like exterminatist a planet, he probably wouldn't care and he wouldn't get too fat off of power from that because it's just like, it's just

an instantaneous blep rather than like this gigantic bloody, crazy senseless war. I mean, he would still get fat off of it but he would much rather prefer you instead like send down 5,000 dudes with chain swords and just

like slaughter the population in its own rights. He'd much rather enjoy that. Exactly. The bloodier, the better. Now, I got a little bit of interesting things that a lot of people don't know. There's some conflicting info I actually have. But the one thing that a lot of people need to remember is that corn loves murder and death.

He hates suffering. Oh. He wants the blood to flow as much as it can, but he doesn't like when the people he's trying to murder suffer. Because suffering feeds. Slanesh. Oh, that's true. It would, wouldn't it?

And Slaneh is easily Corrne's most hated person. They fucking despise each other. Oh, I never thought of that. So Corn wants it brutal, bloody, and fast. Because if it takes too long, the power goes to Slanesh and he doesn't get any? Is that kind of?

Or do they both get it? He loves it in like, like, Like, Sonnish would gladly take two people and torture them for 40 years. Corn would much rather kill 40 people in two seconds. All right. He just really likes, like, large amounts of bloodshed. Right, right, right. And honestly, there's a lot of, like, honor in the battle itself.

It's not just about the murder. A lot of it's about just the fact that, hey, like, fighting for the means of fighting. Kind of like orcs? Oh, okay. Orcs and corn would get along. Orks and corn would absolutely get along. Would Tyrannids and corn get along?

Well, I guess they're fighting for like survival and fighting for like food. Yeah, they're like eating them. It's not like sports. Yeah. They're not like doing a bloody honorable battle.

They're just trying to get a meal and survive, I suppose. Yeah, corn is like really big on gladiator arenas and shit like that. He loves the spectacle. He loves the, the, the, the, the large, like, you watch these 20 tigers

try to murder people. Like, it's just, that's the fun thing. Ranged combat is dishonorable, and cykers are a bunch of bitches. Fair. I was going to say in the orc episode, didn't we, wasn't there an orc that is like in Corn's realm for all of eternity?

Just because, like, it amuses Corn to watch him in, like, a gladiatorial setting for, like, all of eternity. and he keeps resetting him or something? Yep, yep. Tuska, the demon killer. He's, or a petty to never-ending violence in the realm of chaos

in Corne's realm, and he's just like, cool. This is funny. I like this. And then Corn's sitting there like, he's just having a good time. He's enjoying himself. But also, a couple other things.

Like, corn will not take captives or spare people's lives. mercy is not something in their mind whatsoever. They always want to do melee at all times. And honestly, at this point, like, it's not just the fact that he doesn't want to take any kind of captive. He will, like, bring people to his side. Oh, here it is.

This wouldn't be an episode without a quote, now, wouldn't it? Oh, no, no, no, no. Quotes are the best. Let's go. It says, quote, prepare the dread claws and unchained the mad ones. Glorious battle awaits us today, for the world below has refused to surround.

render. Let us descend upon them with fury and rage, giving no quarter and sparing only those warriors who fight well enough to earn a place amongst us. As to the rest of their lives and possessions are ours, but their skulls are for corn. So if you're like a

really good fighter, they might be like, oh, hey hey kid, you want to join? You want to be apart? We got lots of murder. So if if your world is getting attacked by corn, your only chance, is to be like, well, taking up arms.

If I'm lucky, they'll take me with them because I fought so well. Maybe, or maybe they'll just kill you anyway. That's true. You know, they don't really care because they want more death. And say, I do like, okay, if I don't kill this guy, will he join me and therefore kill more people for me? And sometimes the answer is yes. Often the answer is, often the answer is here's two chainswords die. Oh, oh, God, chainswords are.

Oh, they love chains swords. It's like their favorite weapons. Then chain axes. Oh, God. Which I'm assuming are all like chainsaw swords, like an axe with a chainsaw at the end of it. Yep. I think Shy posted a picture of one.

Yeah, yeah, chainsaw axes, basically. Oh, boy. If I'm not 100%, if I'm not mistaken, the Corn Berserker is the main fighting unit for the world leaders, which is the Corps based Space Marines. And on a tabletop, I think they dual-beiled

chainswords, or if they only have one chain sword, they, like, can fight double as much, because they just run in there at Mach 5. Like, armor is fine, but don't get too interested in it. You know, hiding behind cover, stupid. Why would you ever?

You know, you got to run in there at the fastest possible speed, giving no caution at all, and just, like, barreling down at the enemies. I'm not sure what I was expecting from a chain axe, but that one picture she posted, that like high-res one of the guy dual wielding them with like the face and no armor,

God, those look terrifying. Oh, yeah. Those are terrifying. Jesus. Got to get the blood to flow. Yeah, and that'll get the job done. So I guess the question would really be, why would you join corn, right?

because it's chaos and all. And they turn to corn generally for the want to like conquer people. To defeat people in battle, get revenge or vengeance over something. He has actually a very, very large following of mortals, specifically humans, actually, because they're like lust for battle and bloodsport and murder is just super high. And it normally gets other humans to join their side as well. Often like if I'm, I mean the Angron, which is the Primark of the War,

world eaters is like the main poster child for chaos space marines but there's a lot of just regular people that join just so they can murder as much as they can or once i mean when you when you look at the history of humans that is uh one of our favorite pastimes is starting wars and going into bloody battle and do we need a reason not really so i mean that's a very human trait throughout the history of humanity it's just like war why here's a stupid reason because I like Shai says if you feel like a Viking but not a pussy Viking like the Space Wolves which I gotta be honest even I'm a little bit offended by that because the Space Wolves are pretty chad yeah which ones are the Space Wolves is that Lehman Russ

uh yeah Lehman Russ uh okay woo woo woo woo that's right woo woo woo woo I forgot about that's the best the one when he fucked up Magnus super hard when Magnus did nothing wrong Yeah, whatever, dude Shut up, shut up Thousand Sons were my first minis, man I gotta defend Yeah, and they're sitting on the bottom of the fucking tier list

So enjoy that while last It's true, it's true though I'm so sorry a thousand Sons players Right now they're an abused child And they're just like, I just wanted to run Magnus And now I suck Oof One day

That bad, huh? Anyway, corn So did you know that Nurgel's favorite number is seven? No, I didn't. So Nurgel's blessed number is seven. Deathguard, I believe, of the seventh legion. And it's just, it's the blessed number. Often in game, this is pretty cool, actually. The Deathguard Codex has a ton of abilities that revolve around the number seven.

Wait, Deathguard are number seven? Oh, they're 14th. Oh, well, okay, sorry, it's a multitude of seven. My bad, my bad. It is. Yeah, sorry. They're the 14th Legion, but, We aren't there this seventh

Chaos Space Marine Legion? Like, or is that, is that, I don't fucking know anymore. Okay. They like seven, it's fine. They like seven.

It's a moot's two of seven. Whatever. Thank you, shy. I would have been actually so fucking hard if I, if I put, go.

All these dudes are like, I spent 40, 40 hours painting more Terry and how dare you? Imperial Fist or seventh? Ah, good old Dorn. We need to talk about Dorn one day. He's a dick.

We need to watch text the speech so you can understand Dorn better. I'm always worried about watching text to speech. Well, I guess I shouldn't be it because I'm just like, oh, well, like, if I look up Warhammer stuff, like, when we get to that episode, it's not going to be as surprising and I'm not going to have as much of a reaction. And I want to make sure that, you know, you guys get my, my learning reaction to, like, hearing it for the first time, you know? Oh, well, it's okay. The, uh, most of the text of speech stuff is generally memes. Yeah.

And it's not, like, actual how it actually goes, but even so. Um, but anyway, Nurgel's plus the number is seven, and things of the death guard have a lot of seven base abilities in game, which is kind of awesome. Like, normally they have six inch oras around like characters. They have seven inches. Um, they have like, if you attack them a bunch of zombies, you roll like seven dice and anything over a certain number does like damage. It's really neat. Um, corn is the sacred number of eight. And I don't really know why. And I was, I went through the wiki and I was like, huh, sacred number of eight. Let's give it a look. I wonder why. And then I read it, and it's like, why Corr is going to the number eight is unknown. Oh. Okay. Just don't know.

Just whatever. It just is what it is. Nobody knows why. But for Corn, like, the eighth wave of a fight is always the most powerful. Like, the eighth kill is the most brutal. Like, I don't know. For some reason, they like number eight. And I just don't fucking know why.

They just decided eight was their number. No, if-ends or buts about it. just, yeah, Nurga likes seven, corn likes eight. It's in his realm of chaos all the time. It's like plastered everywhere. It's just eights. Like, I don't know why.

It's just a ton of eights. Also, I got some interesting, like, weird, conflicting information here. So remember how we talked about how all the gods, we believe that all the gods were always there. Uh-huh. And then the Necron's had, like, genocide amongst, like, uncountable numbers. And then they kind of bloated themselves. Yeah, yeah.

So it says, on the wiki here, it says, court is the oldest of the four major gods, which makes sense, you know. But it says he came into existence fully during the middle ages of Earth, like second millennia. And I'm like, that seems wrong. Did he, like, is that like when he just sprouted like Sanesh style? Or is that, I don't really know. Because I thought that he became a big deity when the Necrons and the Catan had their big war. But I guess, I don't know.

Yeah, but it made sense, like the war in heaven was this gigantic war where essentially godlike figures were dying in bloody brutal combat. You'd think that's when a chaos war gladiatorial death god would sprout. So. I guess shy tells me Luton that the argues the war in heaven didn't bring up. the chaos gods because they had no souls. And the Gaton, like, never really had that. Which I guess could be the case. Yeah, so he didn't actually have anything to get fat on

because there were no souls going into the warp. But at the same time, like, Sleinesh was birthed through, like, a monumental explosion. Like, it fucked everything up. There's literally a gigantic warp space, like, explosion in the galaxy called the Eye of Terror now. And Corden, just during the Middle Ages, was just like, hey, I'm here, I'm here now.

What's up? Um, it'll be interesting if, uh, yeah, I guess, I guess not really. I, I would find it amusing if corn sprouted just because of like the medieval times in, uh, in Earth's history. Because there was so much like gladiatorial, like jousting and war and honorable combat among knights and stuff. I, I, I, I think that'd be kind of cool. But it could be.

It says that a little bit. It's like after he was birthed in the middle ages, a whole bunch of bloodshed soon followed in the middle ages. So I guess that kind of makes sense. In medieval times, that's all they did. That's, I mean, when you think about it, like, Korn's mentality is very, like, medieval nightish where it's like, yeah, honorable bloody combat. I don't know why the accent, but. I don't know because medieval orcs. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't really know because. The idea that that's the only time when there was a lot of war is silly. But at the same time, it doesn't really fucking matter. Like, how did the god exist? Like, I don't know. He's a god. The fuck of we care.

Though, I will say... I will say, Corrin fucking hates Slanesh. Like, oh, my God, hates Slanesh. Because Slanesh is all about, like, ooh, indulgent suffering without death. Corin's like... It's like a never-ending cocktees. And Corrin's just like, just kill the bastard. Corn consistently like dreams of the of the hope one day of like clasping both hands around

Slenesh's throat and just like crushing their windpipe and until all he hears is silence he's so angry with that bitch oh yeah Shai's like and and Slinette should be like harder daddy yeah yeah yeah corn can't win no As he's crushing his windpipe, it's like harder, and it's like, oh, it's awful. It's like, damn it. Fuck. Just die.

Like, he also kind of hates Zinch as well, because Zinch is like, nah, and trickery and and psychers and yeah. Oh, yeah. But at the same time, kind of often Zinch and Korn will have, like, an idea or a want, and their goals coincide. Like, Zinc, she'll be like, hey, I want to do this mischievous stuff. Go kill all these people. And Korn's like, yeah, all right.

That's cool. Cool with me, dude. He just, I mean, they don't like each other very much because, you know, trickery and deception versus martial combat. But so long as blood blows, who does he care? That's true. That's true. It's better than Slanish. Oh, yes.

So do these, how often do these chaos gods interact? Like, is there Everett's because, like, apparently Seenchen and Corn are kind of like tag teaming every now and then? Very rarely. They do hate each other. Would there ever be a time where, like, the chaos gods ever actually, like, fought each other? I mean, I guess that would kind of defeat the point of, like, chaos being a faction, but... Oh, they absolutely fight each other. Oh, I mean, at the end of the day, they technically, like, hate each other's guts.

And all in all, they really, really hate each other. But in reality, the chaos gods actually probably mess with each other more than they mess with the people in the real world. because their domain is in the warp and they're all in there. You know, it's like all four of the people that hate each other all have a house on the end of a cul-de-sac and like, yeah, I guess they could cause terrorism in the other city, but when I just blow up your buddies at home,

I don't know. Yeah, it's weird because like... They're constantly against each other. They're constantly fucking with each other. Because like up until now, I hadn't really heard anything about like the chaos guys necessarily fucking with each other. Like, I knew they all exist. did, but I hadn't heard of them, like, dueling each other or, like, attacking each other or, like,

fucking each other over. So I wasn't sure, like, how they interacted with each other, or if they wore against each other, or whatever, since they sound like they hate each other. They absolutely do. They absolutely do. And they might, like, occasionally have similar goals in mind. For instance, Horace Heresy. They were kind of buds during that period time. I think it's because of the horacee that I thought that like in my head I was like, oh yeah, all of chaos kind of works together because fuck the human Normans in normal space. Yeah, I mean, kind of pretty much. And also, humans are very easy, very easy to turn.

Their minds are weak. Right. And so if you truly want to get a whole bunch of humans on your stuff, I think humans are the largest faction of chaos worshippers. besides the demons themselves. Ooh. Like the Eldar are a dying race. Necron's have no souls,

orcs are fungus, tyrannids have a hive mind. You know, like humans in their own right are probably by far the number one source and because humans are easily swayed. You know,

like Zich loves trickery and deception. So he's the kind of guy who likes political bribery and like lying. And people do a lot of lie. Oh, yes we do. So that makes it super easy. Though I do want to mention one interesting thing

is that, like, corn in his own right, it's kind of weird because, like, not corn, but I guess the chaos gods in general, it's like the vampire conundrum, right? Did you ever watch the Castlevania anime, in fact, on the Netflix? I watched season one, but I haven't gotten to season two yet. So, I mean, it's barely even considered an anime.

I think it's made by like Americans or something. I don't really know. Yeah, but everybody calls it an anime and let them live their lives the way they want. Well, in that case, I'll have to admit, because it's fucking great. It is incredibly good. But it's that kind of conundrum where like if vampires take over the world, then vampires die out because there's no blood. Right? Oh, that's, I never thought about that.

But yeah, I suppose that would be a problem. And that probably be a problem for the chaos gods, too, wouldn't it? Exactly. So if chaos like kill all the humans off, they probably will cease to exist. Or if anything, they don't really, uh, or they don't really able to get a whole lot of power from it. Like they can try to get Slanesh, not Slanesh, Eldar, but Sleash kind of has their, their finger on there. And then all the other races just aren't large enough. Like, what are you going to give with a towel, huh? Like, ooh. They're barely a, they're barely a faction. That's not, that's not me digging on them, but that, like, they have a very low population count. I know nothing about the tau. I know literally zero about the tau, except that I hate their robots. They're like an upstart faction. There's very few of them.

If the Imperium wanted to like wipe them off the face of the galaxy, they couldn't. But it's that same issue with like the dark Eldar where it's just not worth the time or effort. Right. And if they did it, then the orcs would be like, A boy, boys, the humis have no ships. Let's go.

They probably love that. They would be down. But the one thing that's interesting is that the, remember, in the warp, because the warp, even though it's a gigantic constant shifting space of a bunch of bullshit and time, it is an entity, which means that there are realms. There's your back alley, Detroit in there. And Detroit, in this situation, is called the realm of brass and blood, which is the corn one. No kidding.

Who would have guessed? It is a gigantic fighting pit surrounded by here. huge circle of volcanoes that's like reach into the sky and beneath these volcanoes are gigantic demonic forges that create demon engines which are uh which are basically like demonic um vehicles and tanks and stuff and with that you have like the land itself fights each other like volcanoes skew lava into the sky and then like the sky shoots lightning at the volcano like ah fuck you earthquakes like try to break shit down like the land is literally fighting itself and everyone in it is fighting each other there's no rest every hellscape leads to a worse one and then like a giant demon

will murder a bunch of smaller demons and that even bigger demon will murder him and it's like what's that one game where you play as like a caterpillar and you are like a really long centipede or something and you have to eat other players to get really big like slither i.o or something oh yeah yeah yeah that that's the one it's just never ever ever. ending that. It's just bigger things, murdering bigger things to murder smaller things that smaller things murder bigger things. And it's just a never-ending giant circle of blood and death where literally the land fights itself. And then of course you got good old Tuska the Demon Killer who's there who's just like sweet. He's having a blast. He's having so much fun in that

in that gladiatorial arena. Good for him. Someone's having a good time in there. And of course, it's an orc. It has to be an orc. It has to be an orc. Orcs in course. If orcs had souls, they would all worship corn. I was going to say the orcs would probably really dig corn, and they'd probably really love to serve corn and be in his little realm of never-ending battle and chaos and destruction. Oh, I mean, not only that, but, I mean, crumpin. Of course, crumpin. Crumpin.

Crumpin, sure. There's a, I mean, I could like go on and on about all the bullshit in Corn's realm. the demon fortress, the blood pits, the rivers of blood, the lake of slaughter, the brass fortress. And let's not forget, of course, the throne of skulls in which corn himself does sit, watching over everything. He just sits in this big fucking mountain atop a gigantic mountain of skulls in a lake of blood. And he's just chilling there, staring over his domain like, nice. Nice. Oh my god. Shai just posted a picture of what that might look like and holy fuck. That looks like hell.

Quite literally, that looks like the Western depiction of hell. Just sort of like Satan sitting on his throne watching just fire, bloodshed, slaughtered demons killing whatever they can get. Ooh, God. That's a... It truly is like, like, Corne's very much the Satan character. You know? He looks like Satan. He's got like the horns. In fact, actually, we're going to talk about cornade demons.

The demons look like the Satan kinds. They got two big horns. They got hooves. You have like blood letters, which are the... God, David's shy. People can't... Okay, so if you're watching this, here's the thing, right?

Some of you are our podcast listeners. And most... And in fact, I think a larger majority of you are actually starting to watch on YouTube, which is great. Great. But for those of you who are the podcast, I know you can't see these photos and stuff, and I'm very sorry. But Alex, describe it to you. Shai just says, here it is from another angle. I just posted a picture of Cleveland. Again.

Come on, shy. Hell's not that bad. Come on. It's not as bad as Cleveland. Yeah, come on. Please. You know. So actually, seeing that picture of corn and hearing you describe corn, I guess in my. head what I thought corn always looked like and I was mistaken on. There's this giant tank mini in the corn unit. It's got like all these skulls on it. And I guess like, um,

Oh, the Lord of Skulls. Yeah, I always thought he'd look like that. But, oh, interesting. Yeah, for some reason I always thought he'd look like that rather than just like this giant Satan-ass corn demon. Yeah, and it's actually like, I mean, a lot of the stuff that corn has does have that, that horn and crazy amount of like, I don't know, hooves and skulls, but that's a demon engine, the Lord of Skulls. And demon engines kind of have this like slap together a bunch of bullshit to make it look like work. Right.

It's very crude and like the defiler looks just kind of like it's barely held together with like spit and tape. but either way how overflowing with skulls all of the all of the corn stuff is there's always

this giant like section that's just like oh look it's all skulls and yeah it looks super cool and then you have like the other characters like I mentioned the blood letters

should I post a picture of the blood letters right there that's like their rank and file demon they're pretty cool there's like heralds of corn which are

pretty damn menacing and there's the flesh hounds which I always always like to call corn dogs. I think it's perfect. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Henceforth,

corn dogs, yep, mm-hmm. Corn dogs are pretty terrifying. I think they actually have a collar that gives them, yeah, they have a collar of corn, which makes them resistant to psychers.

It's kind of neat. Oh, good for them. There's like juggernauts, which are really cool. They're, I don't know, do they have a model of this?

It's like a gigantic, metal fucking um bored dog full of armor it's really cool looking I don't know if there's a model for this is there

yeah seeing some of their main units now it's like oh yeah those are satanic demons aren't they yeah yeah you're right full on full on although the big one though the big one though the one that they're

most known for is probably the bloodthirster the bloodthirster oh shit shy I did post one oh is that Sigma unit though that's So cool. Whatever the hell that thing is that she just posted with like the armor dog and the dude riding it and the arm. I believe that's the juggernauts.

Yeah. Is that, is that a Sigmar unit? Oh, no. It looks so cool. You can still get in and just paint it for funsies. You don't actually have to like. I guess we can't. That's so cool.

That's one of those ones who are like, you should get it and you should paint it just because of how fucking sick that everything about it is so dope. Like the whatever animal that is, the armor he's got. armor that the rider has. It's so fucking cool. That thing is in particular, I'm a little bit jealous of right now. Though, I know, Shai, you got to post a picture of a bloodthirster, though, because the bloodthirster

is like, the unit. Every single faction has a greater demon, the Lord of Change, the Keeper of Secrets. The bloodthuster is the demon one for corn, and it is gigantic, and it is fucking horrifying.

I think Sanguania was able to 1V11, but just barely. Oh, is that the thing that made him kind of weak and, like, he killed it? And then he immediately went to go fight Horace and he got his shit wrecked. But it wouldn't matter because Horace would have still wrecked his shit. There's also the giant other, like, named one called Scarbrand. And Scarbrand is funny because he's memed on a lot now, mainly because of text of speech. They use Scarbrand a lot.

There's like a bunch of jokes where he's like, Scarbrand hates traffic. Scarbrand hates going outside. So there's a lot of that going on. But the bloodthurster is like, it's like the size, it's like a three to four story tall fucking demon. It thing is huge.

Oh, boy. And Sanguinius 1v1? And he's just... I mean, Sanguinius is like, he's like the melee primark besides Lehman to Russ. And he is a primark. That's true.

But granted, he just barely lived. Jesus. Yeah, bloodthirsters are super cool. They're super fucking dope. Wow, that is big. That is a big honking boy. Jesus. I know.

That's like a large amount of the actual demons that you can like play on the tabletop. There's obviously the actual chaos space marine group because we talked about 1,000 sons serve Zinch, the death guard served Nergel. the world eaters serve corn and that's with Primark Angron who is the angriest man of all time it's in the name well we'll talk about them in its own separate episode

but if you want that kind of of assimilated unit or group I think the world eaters should get their own codec sometimes soon because the Death Guard and the Thousand Sons have their own but right now they're kind of shit which is really too bad

but they are definitely like they're very angry as well they should be they serve corn like what else can you be I mean I mean certainly not stagnant because that feeds Nurgle they don't want that

they got to get the blood they got to get the kill they got to let the blood flow get the skulls for the skull thrown and the blood for the blood god right you're getting it you got it you did yeah

oh boy oh boy boy. I actually, I have the blood for the blood god, uh, technical paint. You know. Oh yeah, yeah, that thing is helpful. I like that. Yeah, I use it on skeletons. I put it in their eye and then make them bleed edgy tears of blood. Oh my God. What? Here's a, here's an image of Gilliman fighting a bloodthirster. It's an example of how big those motherfuckers are. Jesus. That's a pretty great image of like, uh, I feel like that'd be a great like, oh,

heaven versus hell, right? There's this very noble-looking guy and this very pristine armor, and then there's just this giant fucking nightmare demon, jumping at him, mouth gaped open. Ah, good old shy sent me a picture of a corn sister of battle.

That's some fucking heresy right there. That's some real fucking heresy. Isn't it like, isn't it lore that not a single sister has turned to chaos? Or like only one? It's like one or two. Yeah, like one.

And it's like its own weird story. But yeah, not a single sister has turned to chaos besides that one. Like they're that dev- well, guardsman like turned in droves because they're just not mentally strong enough. But the sisters have like that fucking faith. Yeah, that makes sense. I was going to ask you who's the one that turned and who she turned to. But I imagine that should probably be for a specific episode, shouldn't it?

No, I don't think she has a lot of lore. I think they just try to use her for porn. I think she turned to Slanesh. I don't really remember. Of course. If they're trying to rule 34, Slenish should be the way to go. She would be the one to turn to.

It was some like attempt. They made some attempt. I don't remember. I don't know. It's weirdness. It's shenanigans. It's one person. They don't come up very much.

Fuck them. Yeah, pretty much. And I think their lore isn't even that good. Maybe if it gets better, we'll talk about it more. But until them, That's basically all I've got on corn. Did you have any questions, D.K.? Like I said, corn is a little...

We repeated the same thing quite often because it's corn. It's very simple. He's a very straightforward man. War, destruction. Don't make him suffer too long, but make that blood flow. Simple to the point. Fuck your couch. So...

Fuck your couch. Skull couch. So how are they in the in the tabletop? I know you briefly talked about real bad. Not good. At the current moment, right now I'd say if you're running mono demons as in only a demon faction, Slanesh is probably the best because Slanesh is like fighter jet speed. So often if you're playing like an army that has a lot of guns, for instance,

they literally can move across the board in like one turn. And get in your face and some of their units, particularly the Keeper of Secrets is horrendously powerful. Zinche is pretty good, but not really because of their lesser guys, mainly because of their Lord of Change, which is their big boy. And Nurgel is fine, but I think Deathguard kind of overtakes them a bit. Yeah. Because Deathguard is really good.

Corn is the weakest, I'd say. They're still hurt. Like, they're still, like, you could still make them work, but, you know, they don't have, right now in Ninth, basically the idea is that if you, don't have a ninth edition codex you suck because the ninth edition codecs right now are not only like codex power creep but also they're just like made better

so well yeah that makes sense because they're more up to date and yeah like there are some exceptions the sisters of battle I think might be the strongest army in the entire game and um they have I think I think um the main like article guys called Goonhammer they put them at like number one.

Oh. They have an eighth edition Codex. They're very good. But they, at least they're like, like them and like Harlequins who also have an eighth edition codex.

But a lot of the other ones like Guard kind of suck. Chaos Space Marines suck. Grey Knights kind of suck. Thousand Suns kind of suck. Tao really suck. Poor Tao. I feel a little bad for Tao.

They get ragged on so much. They do. Eh. Craft World Eldar also Oh they're so old though right Those minis are like super old right So I gotta believe their codexes are probably Not exactly up to date either

Well they were pretty Craft World Eldar is like that That bully who like Who like fucking gave you a swirly And punched your dick for five years in high school And he's like and now he's like Five years sober He's actually like doing a lot of help

he's really like tried to turn his life around and you look at him and you're like I should be nice to you but go fuck yourself that's craft with Eldar for me they they they beat my and everyone else's ass for the last like half decade and now they're here and they're just like

bad and I'm like no mercy unfortunate unfortunate now how does it feel bitch? A little bit I mean obviously obviously my rational brain says

hey Bricky They should do well. We don't want people who spend all this time and money making things to have a bad time. On the other hand, if you ran a craft with a lay talk flyers, you're dead to me. I have no idea what that means, but I got to assume that was an awful unit and fuck them. I'm going to explain it to you because you'll understand. Basically, you know how you hit like on a three or a four with a dice roll? Sure.

In ninth edition, it's capped. So if you have like a flyer is like minus one to hit. So if you hit on a three, you'll hit on a four instead. But the ability is capped at only minus one. In the back of the day, it wasn't. And Eldar could get the ability to have minus two to minus three to hip. So my guardsman that hit on fours would now be hitting on sevens and literally could not shoot you.

And so they'd be flying around with like seven fucking planes that were unfucking targetable and just killing me. And I couldn't do anything. It was such horseshit. Oh, yeah. Fuck those guys. So honestly, Honestly, fuck them.

You know, I'll enjoy my time of not having to see them for a bit. But we're getting off topic here. A little bit, a little bit. This is a corn episode. Sure. Sure. To the corn people out there, I do hope that I did your faction at least some justice. I know I haven't done Angron in World Ears yet, so give me a bit on that one.

Yesterday I got my vaccine second shot, so I'll be totally honest. I am fucking dying right now. so I hope I was able to maintain a good energy throughout the episode regardless You've been a champ dude for having that second COVID shot And being just, ugh You champion this You did good love money

Good shit dude Well don't we all Don't we all Though shy Said she has a thing for us Before we end Oh Which is basically the equivalent

To being like To going to the To the doctor getting a flu shot and being like, I'm glad that's over, and the doctor would be like, oh wait, I missed. Come back. Since our 20th episode, Shai went and created a secret

channel hidden from D.K. and Bricky. Oh, no. And requested our patrons to come up with some good questions for them. They failed to come up with anything good as expected. So here's some scraps I collected. I will send them to D.K. to read.

Oh, really? Okay She just sent me Okay, so Sari Sebastian asked I did not hear the words Toaster even once In the Mechanicus episode

How and why Because real Admec fans Don't make Toaster jokes Because real Admec fans Play Admec Real Admec fans Pull up to a tournament In a red robe

With incense And they only speak in binary fake admec fans go up to there and they're like holy god, any toasters I can stick my dick in? I was watching that episode live and there were so many people that were like, I'm here for the toasters. I was told there'd be toasters. Guys want to bet how much they overuse the toaster jokes?

And I'm just sitting in the chat chuckling being like, fuck you, bro. That's exactly why in the Guard episode I only said Cadya stands like once. Because. because it's important to not do that too much. I've even used the toaster meme before, but for some reason, talking about the admec, it just never popped into my head.

It never seemed like something to bring up. So, oh, God, they're all, she scroungs with a lot of questions, actually. To Kelly asks, is eating orcs considered vegan? I hate that joke. It's been said so, Chai, you were right.

It's been said so often. I've never heard that, honestly. Oh, yeah, I guess it's new for you. It's new for me. It's new for me. I mean, I guess technically, yeah, if you ate or it could technically be vegan. They're just mushrooms, you know, make a nice little mushroom burger. Yeah, sure.

Horsustusius asks, which episode did they enjoy making the most? I feel like it's got to be either the Ork episode or the Admec episode. To me, it's between those two. I like the orc episode. I will be honest, I don't think it's my favorite, because I don't know, I love the me-miness of it, but I kind of enjoy a little bit more of that, like, intrigue. I think it might either be, I'm stuck between three. Admec is definitely up there.

I fucking love the Admec episode. Absolutely. Also, it was great because we got to watch, like, the Mechanicus intro, and we also got to watch the Doge Van Dyre at the end. The last stand. It was pretty good. It's still my favorite thing. Besides that, I really enjoyed the age of apostasy one.

Oh, sure. Because it was just like kind of fascinating and really good lore and interesting. Yep. Yep. And also it did spawn the meme. It did, didn't it? It spawned the meme. We wouldn't have our boy without it. Yeah.

Though I'm a little partial to the Night Lords episode. Yeah, I was about to say that. As you were just talking about spawning the meme, I was like, You know the Nightlord episode was really dope, too. I really enjoyed the Nightlord one. It was just so, I don't know, I think it was because of how surprised I was with how good of war it was. Like, the planets, how Conrad Currish just had a bad time.

Like, it was really, really interesting. Yeah. So Commissar Globoi asks, if you could delete one thing from 40K, characters, factions, group, etc. What would it be? and why. I don't think I know enough about 40K to start deleting shit from it.

So I think this is kind of all you, Bricky. The perpetuals. There's a thing in the war ever lore called being a perpetual, which is the idea that you are unkillable, and then when you die, your atoms regenerate to literally revive you.

Yeah, that's the... It's Vulcan's thing. Yeah, yeah. For a long time, Vulcan was just this dude who just like for some reason was so like just couldn't die not because he was invulnerable or anything but because he was just really good at what he was doing and he was just a great soldier and all the stuff and now it's like I don't know it's like the guardsman thing right

guardsmen are cool because they're regular dudes fighting off horrors and now you lose that regular dude vibe like even if he's a primark even so yeah you know you kind of lose it and that kind of sucks yeah I yeah I can see that Blind Observer asked What DK and Bricky's first exposure to 40K overall was? Mass confusion There's lots of really cool minis that I wanted to buy and paint But just

Who boy, there's a lot of stuff First thing I'd introduced to I think was the orcs And that was hilarious and confusing So yeah, I think mass confusion and was my first exposure to 40K a while back. When I worked at Dairy Queen, I had a manager. Shout out to you, Jacob, if you're hearing this.

And he was actually very, he taught, like one day during our shift, he's a huge Warhammer fan. And I was like, huh, I don't know much about Warhammer. What's it about? And he dropped what he was doing. And he went to the back and there's a whiteboard and he wrote down every faction in the game.

and he was like and he was like, you're trapped with me for six more hours since you have no idea what you've done and he started he started crossing off the

crossing off the factions as he went through them wow so you you boy that's a hell of an introduction six hour lecture Jacob is a great fucking guy we used to make

just the most obscenely offensive jokes at a dairy queen that I cannot repeat now but um eventually after like the days we weren't working um we would play 40K

over his place he played necron's back in seventh and uh our buddy paul played craft world Eldar which is why I hate them so much back in seventh edition when I played I think gray nights it's a good time that was like

I was like 18 during that period time it was like seven years ago uh Faye Rung ATS for Bricky as a loyal This is how it's written. You can't get mad at me for saying it like this. As a loyal simpster of battle,

right? That's how it's written, all right? As a loyal simpster of battle, bolt gunned to your head, power sword to your neck. Would you sell your soul to Sleesh if it meant eternity, access to St. Celestine's only fans?

That is the worst question I've ever fucking heard in my life. Under it, it says, shy-ass God for swift and mercy. And all right. So there's a couple things to note here. I'm gonna actually him so hard. Let's go!

One, Celstein is not very attractive. Selstein is noted as being like, as being like the saint, right? She's literally like librarian mom. She's very like pure, non-faith lady. She's not, like, she's sister battle. She's someone's fetish, all right?

I know. No, but... She'd kill it on only thing. The true, the actual real art from Games Workshop. She's just a very devout character. She's not that like, ooh. And secondly, what the fuck? And more importantly, what the fuck?

But more importantly, what the fuck, dude? Go outside, all right? Get some fresh air. And the sun has faith. Also, you have to assume that Selstein has an only fans. That's true. That's heresy to her, probably. What the fuck would she post?

Like an ankle? She's a sister of battle. Oh, no. I was just, Doge Van Dyer would be all about that, though. Oh, no. He has to edit. Celestine, it is imperative that you create an only fan's account immediately. It's for the good of the emperor, of course.

Right. That's how it happened. Doge would do it. Das Goofy asks, gork or morke? Ooh, what do you think, D.K.? I don't know. Which one's the clever one? Clever, but...

One's brutal but cunning, and one's cunning but brutal. Which one's cunning but brutal? That's the one I want. I don't fucking know. Ask Shai. Okay, Shai says Mork. Mork it is then. Oh, then I'm gork.

Yeah! Let's fucking fight, dude. We hate each other. For all eternity. Locked in combat. Let's go. There's got to be fan art for that, right? Oh, yeah.

They can't. Yeah, they're like always wailing out of each other. Well, no, like a D.K. Mork and a bricky gorg and just, that's a shirt idea right there, boys. I mean, we've got Gorka S and morca S. That's true. Logist, biologist Matt asks, D.K, what is the absolute dumbest piece of 40K lore you've learned about so far in your opinion? Oh, boy.

The dumbest? Also, if I'm not mistaken, his name was like Megos biologist. It's like a biology admec tech priest. Oh, okay. In case you're curious what his name was. God, I don't know what I would consider the dumbest piece of 40K lore so far. Because, like, so far, I haven't heard anything that was just like, oh, my God, that's so fucking stupid. I've heard a lot of stuff that...

I mean, orcs are literally dumb. but it's not like The power of imagination? Yeah I guess that have to be the most ridiculously stupid like oh if we believe it

it happened um maybe maybe some of the torturous stuff with the dark Eldar or just the Eldar in general with their murder fuck party I suppose is kind of weird

but nothing has been like oh my God I think that's dumb and I hate it so I mean I think I think it's probably Orcs are probably the stupidest of the lore, but they're too, they're too much fun. It's like not stupid angry, it's stupid fun.

Yeah, they're, they're so interesting because they're so dumb. That's what makes them so great is they're so stupid, and it's just, yeah. Autark links asked for Bricky. What is your Warhammer 40K hot take or unpopular opinion that would get you into trouble? Well, I obviously just shit on Kraft Road, Eldar like crazy. lately. So there's that. I don't mind when they release a fuckload of space marines because

at the current moment with the way it's been going, GW has been releasing a fuckload of space marines, primaries and all that crap. And then after they did that, they revamped like a large amount of the chaos demon range. And then they released a fuckload of space marines and then they entirely

revamped the sisters of battle. And then the necrons. And now they come out with a bunch new, like that new orc thing, new admec models. It's like a way more sister's models. I kind of have this feeling of like, like,

space marines pay for their, their, like, company and there's other smaller ones pay for their coffee. But like, they keep on releasing Marines to fund these revamps. Right. That's a total fucking speculation, but.

So you feel like whenever there's this, just this influx of space Marines, it's like, ooh, something cool's coming out after they're done with that. I mean, not always, but I think it's decent enough. Like, every time I see a new Space Marine thing, everyone in their mother whines and wines and complains. And I'm just like, like, who gives the fuck? Like, oh, new Space Marine model.

And it's like, just don't buy it. Like, whatever, man. Ignore it. Who cares? And it's like, oh, well, but Bricky, they could have. have spent all that time and effort buying a, creating a new like orc model instead. It was like, yeah, but you'll buy it.

Like, do you do realize that every space stream model comes out sells out almost immediately. Like, oh, really? Like, blame the player, not the game for that one. Every single time a model comes out as a Marine, it immediately gets sold out. So, blame your friends. Damn.

That's my hot speak. That's hot. That's spicy. Autark links also has, D.K., what do you think Bricky's stand would be? Oh, my God. Um, ah, boy, if Bricky had a stand, it would probably activate every time someone talked about anime. And it would just be this big, like, red, uh, muscular dude that just wanted to punch everybody for talking about anime.

It would call it anime here. It's the de-animification thing. We're like, it comes out. You see anime. it punches it really hard, it turns into 3D. No, it turns into like a Western cartoon. Yeah, it turns into like SpongeBob. Exactly. Yeah.

Mr. K. Baldi asks, when the fuck is in all caps? Is D.K. going to watch TTS? I don't know. Shy at some point was like, yeah, maybe we'll just get D.K. to react to like a bunch of TTS stuff and we'll put it up on the channel.

Like I said before, I'm almost kind of hesitant to watch or look up anything Warhammer for fear of like spoiling something. But apparently TTS is all memes, so I don't know. Maybe soon. Question mark. I don't know. Like, obviously we don't like React content because it's lazy. But like besides, besides like us reacting to our own content, like the Doge Mander thing,

you know, React content's normally quite lazy and boring. so I don't know. But like TTS is fun. If anything, if we were to do that, we would absolutely get like express permission from Alpahusa. Oh, yeah. Without a doubt. You'd have to.

You couldn't just do it. And then just be like, yeah, we're putting it up without telling them. Yeah. Cow Ether asks, what's your favorite model ever based purely on looks? The tribe of St. Catherine. I have no idea what that looks. like, no clue. Ever?

Oh, I'm trying. There was, shy will have to remind me, because I'm looking at the questions and not at the stream chat. There was this haunt model from Age of Sigma that I thought looked so cool. It was like this really big, like sort of ghostly figure, and there were like, thorns all around it and roses and like it had these little ghosts popping up everywhere. And I thought that one was really cool. A lot of the corn minis, ah, Lady Olander, thank you.

She looked really cool. A lot of the corn stuff looks really cool too. A lot of the whatever that thing we were talking about before, the tank, the, what you call it? The Lord of Skulls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Lord of Skulls looks really cool. And obviously, I think the Thousand Sons look really great. Their Egyptian vibe is...

Magnus and whatnot. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of the Magnus. Mini. But I really like the sort of blue and gold Egyptian boys. Let's see. Magos Artigen, Nymma 7.13 asked, To the crew, do you plan on doing battle reports?

What's a battle report? That's filming a full game of 40K. No. Oh, yeah, probably not. I mean, we probably could on like tabletop simulator if we ever really cared to do that sort of thing. Yeah,

like maybe a tabletop simulator one, but in real life, that's just, that's so much work. Yeah. Even like on the dice check stuff that we do, it's still a lot of work. And also, you don't have like a full army. Yeah, I don't even have a full army. I have like, you know, 6,000 sons and I have no idea what their points are or what any of them do.

So probably not the best idea in the whole world. Maybe not. Commissar Globoi asks, what's your dream 40K video game? Oh. Oh, oh, I have ideas. do yours first though. Oh, I don't... So, like, for me,

I would love it if there was sort of like... If it was like 40K base and it was all the crazy 40K lore and stuff, but it played like Mass Effect, where it was like either a first or third person

shooter and you had like these crazy powers depending on like what faction you put yourself into. but that's because I'm a simpleton and I you know so shy had the right she had the right thing is mass effect two but rogue traitor that's like that's what 40k is rogue traitor is basically like imagine shepherd but he runs around he's got like a tau and eldar like a like a robot and he just like missions with that yeah nice so I'm on the right track nice you are you are I would totally do I got one of two options um

One of them I want to make in real life and I don't have the money or the talent, but maybe one day. One of them is a variation of EA's Star Wars Battlefront 2, but instead the characters are all guardsmen and stuff. And like in Battlefront 2, you can unlock, like, you can use your points to unlock things like Super Battle Droids and shit. And instead you use those to unlock like play a space marium, play a custodian, get a tank, get a flyer, play like start off as like demon blood letter. is then they use your points to become a bloodthirster, like that kind of shit. Oh, that sounds really cool. It's the few ways you can take the massive power disparity of 40K

and actually have it work. That would be sick. The other one is something that I've always really wanted to make. And it's a army of two style game revolving battle sisters where you have one player is a regular battle sister, bolter and armor and stuff and they are in like a big fight, shit goes down, whatever,

and they meet up with a repensia, which are those battle sisters that have fallen from grace and are wearing no armor and just have a giant fucking chain sword. And they constantly are like budding heads because the main balt sisters

doesn't fucking trust them because they're like a coward or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But you have this like back and forth gameplay where if you play solo, you've got the ranged

power of like the regular battle sister with all of a range weaponry, but then you just like, swap, you can like press a button and immediately swap to the, to the chainsaw one, the Repensha. And she's like super fast with like Devil May Cry style combat with like bunches of like air combos and juggling and and they have like special abilities for like holy crap.

That's my idea. It's like a back and forth that way. Damn. Those are both really solid ideas. I would really like to make that second one. I would, I would probably like to see those more than like a Mass Effect 2 style because those sound really dope. Anyway, a random nergling asks, opinions on Blood Bowl.

I've played Blood Bowl once or twice with Shy, and man, my RNG on dice rolls is no good. It's bad, and I hate it, and fuck that game. Not because it's a bad game, but because dice rolls, they don't like me, and they don't want me to win, and I am forever losing that game. So, my opinion. Eh. I'm just not interested. Oh, okay.

Yeah. It's a sports ball, but with, you know, 40K stuff. Who cares? Eh. Paradite as bricky as a fucking nerd. It'd actually be interesting to hear your take on space marines overall. Do you think they're cool, but just get too much spotlight because of marketability? Do you think they're dumb and just needless overall?

Yes to every answer. I think they do get too much marketability. I already made my thing earlier, but... That's true, you did. Obviously, I wish they're... In a perfect world, everyone will get an equal treatment, but, you know. On one hand, yes, I think they do look cool. I mean, obviously, they look kind of silly, but there are lots of variations in space marines.

I like some of the primary stuff. I like Gravis armor. It looks really cool. Yes, they get too much, you know, games, works, stuff, but everyone always buys it, so it's not entirely games workshops fault. Whose fault is it really? I mean, if you all vote with your wallet. And also, yes, I also think that they're sometimes very stupid.

Like, some of the lore is great. Some of it's not. Some of it's stupid. Some of it's fantastic. They are, yes, to all of that. From what I know about the space marines, I would agree with all that. Conrad Kerr's super cool. Super cool. Night Lord's super cool.

You know? Other stuff. Our last question. Oh man. This is really shy. These are the questions. These are the best question that you could feel. Osiris asks,

To Bricky, why are you so hot, man? That is, that's literally the last question on the list. You can't even see my face. I'm literally like, there's no camera on this. But they know you. They've seen your Twitter.

your YouTube. They know you, man. This is 40K. Thirst is not allowed here unless you're playing Dark Eldar. Maybe it's a Dark Eldar player. Maybe he wants to, oh, boy, this is good.

This train of thought is going down an awful, awful. I'm at a social distance from that shit then. Yeah, that's ultra social distance. We need to, who, who, boy. Forbiting goth GFs. But that's it. Those are all the questions. that shy gave me that were user

submitted from, I guess, the Patreon. So, yeah, good to know that the fans are degenerates, just like us. So we raise them.

Well, I suppose that's true. We did raise them, didn't we? It is partially our fault. Yeah. Oh, boy. What have we done? What have we done? What have we done? Do you want to do an actual outro

Now, Bricky? Oh yeah, I guess it's about time, isn't it? Yeah, we got all the questions. Woo! All right, we were able to pat out the episode of Korn a bit because corn is very simple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it works out.

So thank you, everyone, very much for watching. We got some funny questions. We got to talk about Korm. All's good. D.K., where can they find you? D.K. Diamantees everywhere on Twitter, Twitter. YouTube, Real Dekade Diamante is on Instagram

until I just buy the fucking platform and get my name back. That's it. That's it. I'm Bricky. Thank you so much for, for bearing with me during my very weak, week time here.

I will obviously be better next week and should be all good. I'm going to go take a nap. You can find me a Bricky everywhere. And shy, of course. You can find her quite shallow or quiet shy in many different areas. Thank you so much.

What are we doing next time? What a great question, D.K. Goodbye, viewers.