Adeptus Ridiculous - PERTURABO: THE LORD OF IRON | Warhammer 40k Lore

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/AdeptusRidiculoushttps://www.adeptusridiculous.com/https://twitter.com/AdRidiculoushttps://orchideight.com/https://www.twitch.tv/adeptusridiculousSupport the show

podcast. My name's D.K. Diamantis. My co-host is Bricky. And before today's episode get started, if you would like to support us on Patreon, head on over to patreon.com slash Adeptus Ridiculous. You can get access to our Discord, some fine, fine HD posters. There's a new one, which I think it will be above expectations. Because, anyway. We are equal opportunity. people here. Equal opportunity.

Yeah. You know, we gotta get some eye candy for the females. Anyway, uh, Patreon.com

slash adeptus ridiculous. Get a bunch of behind the scene stuff. It's pretty great. Uh, Bricky, where can these fine, fine, fine folks find some fine, adeptus ridiculous merchandise?

You know, D.K., I must say. You said, you got to give a little something to the females. As if there aren't a whole lot of gay men who are like,

damn. That's a good poster. I need you to rescind your comment before we are canceled. You say that and I'm just like, why didn't I, why didn't I think of that? Exactly. I rescind, though. There are plenty. It's for males and females.

Excellent. Whatever you identify as. As a man who has seen a large amount of gay pornography, there is nothing more attractive than a fit gay man. Not sure how to process. that but hey look whatever floats your boat I'm not here to judge do you do you the um what was I doing oh yeah merchandise uh Orcinate.com check out Orcadate.com or the description of this video for a dead resticulous merch short sleeves long sleeve hoodies stickers yes sir yes sir also dice are on their way don't have an ETA I'm so

sorry but that's just the way it works and book club will be this week so make sure like I get a couple days from this video going live. So make sure you finish a void stalker. Exciting. Exciting. It's a very interesting finale. Yep. And it is very fun.

We have things to talk about for the next book club. Oh, we do. Oh, boy. What a twist. There's some good stuff there. So unfortunately, you already know this episode because I actually spoiled it. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know which one. I have one of two options, but yeah. No, you know which one is. Yeah. All right. It's Perchirabo time. Hey, petulantia. I'm finally going to learn about his petulantness.

That's a word? I'm sure there's a better word for that. It probably is. Perchirabo, Primark of the Iron Warriors. Chaos Space Marine Legion. Hey. A. All right.

So, in preparation for this episode, I read Hammer of a Lerner Olympia, the Primark book on Percharabob. If I'm not mistaken, it was actually done by Guy Haley, yes, Guy Haley, who I think actually did the

Conrad Kerr's book as well. Yep. He did. He's a big fan of writing chaos. I think he may have done the Alfarious book, too. He has done plenty of books. but one of them and the one of like I said was

Perciarabo Hammer of Olympia is the name of it and I must say you remember for a while I was like you know it's pretty cool

when 40K takes culture and mixes it with other stuff right like you know and now I'm realizing

that half of it's just fucking Greek yeah there's a lot of Greek I mean Hammer of Olympi that's, you don't get a whole lot much more Greek than that. It sounds

like the book portrays Petrabo's like fucking Zeus or something. It's certainly interesting. He's literally on the planet Olympia. And and they wear like Togas. Please tell me they were Togas. I think they do. I think because

they drink, they drink wine and they're really like, yeah, yeah, kind of sort of. Okay So they So they just ripped off the Greeks For Olympia

They couldn't even think Of a better name for the planet than Olympia Like It's literally, it's literally Olympia Though I will admit Perchirabo Like for instance Here is a picture of him

When he's on Olympia He's kind of a gigachad The way he looks Whoa Oh my God It's a Perchirabo spread Instead of The Necron spread

That's he's totally doing The Treason spread thing that we've been on a while ago. He's less smug about it, though. That's a big difference. But, but yes, he is a, he is an enormous Greek, like Olympian champion. That's, that's his schick. So, okay.

Oh, how do I start with this man? Oh, my God. Oh, okay. So, so, so, so, so this is a, so. Okay, okay. Out of the Primark books I've read, Curz, Alfarious, and Perciarabo. I think my favorites go

Curz Perciarabo Alfarious Now I'm obviously very biased On the curs one Yeah you're a big night long No doubt about that I'm a big night lord guy However I do think it was the best written Of the three

Personally I think they were all voiced by Jonathan Keeble I think they were all voiced by him Who is a phenomenal audiobook VA. He is really good. The thing is, is that

out of all the three books, I think Alferius book is like, fine, it's not amazing, but it's fine. It's got a twist. It's got a twist. Pretty good. But the Petcherabo book, I think, is better as a book. I do not like this man.

I was constantly thinking to myself, okay, petulant manschild, petulant manchild memes, right? And I thought, okay, Okay, I'm finally going to read it and see that I was wrong. I'm not. Wow. Your convictions were strengthened.

I was going to say, like, how could you go in? Because every time we mention him, you're just like, oh, he's a petulant man child. He's a fucking idiot. Well, not that he's an idiot. But you didn't really paint him in a great light. It would have taken a hell of a book and a hell of a story to get you to be like, oh, yeah, it's pretty, pretty cool. I found out that there's a lot of memes where it's like

the Virgin Rogal Dorn, the Chad Perchirabo, Iron, because their slogan is Iron Within, Iron Without, right? The Iron Wars, Iron Within, Iron Within of body of mind, of soul, iron without, because guns and armor, you know? Like, that's their concept.

And it turns out that Perchirabo as a person is cool because he gets shit done? And he carried the Horace on his fucking back. Oh, did he?

Oh, my God. Without him, that heresy would have been as popular as, like, Le Merserav's French Revolution, the Student Revolution. It would have been that effective. This guy carried it on his back. Oh, I... But oh, my God.

When we talked about the Horace heresy, I don't remember a lot of talk about Pertharabo and the Iron Warriors? I didn't know enough about them to really talk about them. Oh, okay, okay, cool. And also, the heresy is covered in like 20 books. We had to shorten it down just a little bit. That's fair, yeah.

This guy, though, oh, okay, okay. Labogast. How do I get, how do I talk about this man? I'm starting to think that there's a lot of Perchirabo memes that I thought were people who actually liked him, but I think they were ironic. Like, like, the Sigma male memes. Sigma male memes are meant to be ironic,

and they're always attributed to, like, psychopaths. Like, a taxi driver, Breaking Bad, or whatever. Perciarabo is, like, he's like an in-cell. Oh, is he? I thought you were going to say he was, like, actually, unironically, like, really dope. and like really cool and No

his personalities he sucks his personality sucks his personality sucks but he's really competent this this guy this guy

okay within an hour and I mean within an hour of the book the first thing he does not the first thing he does but within the first hour of the book he has a debate

with a priest about why God is cringe God is like believing in God is cringe quote percherabo M30 does he really he doesn't say the word cringe but he actually

he has a long debate with because this is Olympia right so there are priests and they believe in the gods and he's like why would you believe in something fake that's so dumb fucking cringe I'm not kidding

Perjurabo let's go oh my goodness this Okay, let me, let me, let me, let me describe. What a guy. Let me get his history going, okay? So here's how it starts. So Perchirabo lands on Olympia.

And for the first five or so years of his life, assumption, don't really know. He has no memory. Yeah, and it doesn't really matter. Well, all we care about is like when he kind of grows up and starts, you know, showing out his role as a primark. So Olympia is very, very. similar to the Greek area and they mainly

have a ton of mountains mountains everywhere and an absolute massive amount of like fortresses huge walls and spires and you know because the Iron Warriors are very big into the siege craft and giant fortresses and buildings and all that kind of stuff so eventually

at some point when he was very young like six or whatever LG was he was just like climbing one of the walls he's like, I'm going to get in and then a bunch of Olympian guards were like, hey, get down from there. And so they took him down and these Olympian guards,

they're like, they're like technologically advanced but also not. Like they have swords and hammers, but they have like a steampunk, like lightning gun, kind of. So they have like maybe some guns and some tanks and things, but they're not as far as we know

them. That makes any sense. Are they space fairing yet? No, they're not space fairing. So imagine like, imagine like if the Greeks could create tanks with like steam. Like steam-powered Greek mythology.

It's kind of a cool. It's kind of cool, actually. It's pretty dope, actually. It's pretty cool. But imagine like a little more cleaner and a lot more like, you know, iron and gold and copper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So So he's taken to this city known as like, like, Locos, Locos, Locos. That's the name of it.

Locos. And he's taken to the, what was the name of the father? The names are, you're on your own here, but I know. The names are, the names are very Greek. It starts with a D. It's like the Locust or like Dalacos or something like that. Damacos. Hey, we got it.

There we go. Nice. So he was the tyrant of Locus, or Locus. And he was brought to Damocos, and he was like, oh, yes, hello. Interesting. I will like to prove your worth and yada, yada. And they brought out like a forge immediately to him. And the first thing he does, he's like, huh, interesting.

And then he immediately forged like the greatest sword of all time. And he's like, wow, very good, very good. I will have you as my son. down like you are whatever Foster son But naturally like You know they say like Oh this this guy came from the sky

And then by the age of 12 he's like seven foot five You know he's like oh He's because he's a prime mark He was sent by the gods He was sent by the gods And little six year old Pritcherabo is like What are the gods What are what are gods like

Can you see the gods? Well then they must not exist Hmm. Curious. He almost fucking stupid. So he kind of had, he kind of had this way about him. But Perchirabo growing up was inherently,

like, was untrusting. But he was also a little bit damaged. Damaged. So Perchirabo, all the primarcs kind of have like a power, so to speak. Affarius can kind of make himself not seen

or like a normal person, Conrad can see the future, you know, yada yada. Perciarabu has two afflictions and they're not great. One of them is like an idetic memory. He can basically understand and remember everything he's ever seen ever. That sounds pretty cool. That sounds pretty great. Oh, it's great.

The second one is that he has a constant haunting vision of the eye of terror at all times. Oh, that doesn't sound so great. Yeah, that one doesn't sound good, no. He literally closes his eyes to go to sleep and in the blackness of his closed eyes, he sees the maelstrom. Forever. So he's constantly looking into the eye of terror. Oh, boy, that sounds like it'll fuck you up a little bit. That definitely sounds like an affliction that would maybe drive you to chaos a little bit.

Just stir up your sanity a little bit. Yep. Yep, Mike. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, he certainly, not just sandy, but it kind of feels like he's always being watched. Like every movement he is being judged and watched. Oh, boy.

Yeah, that'll make you a paranoid primark. Yep. I don't like that. Paranoid primar? That sounds like that. Paranoid primarmo. That's Perchirabo. He also had a temper.

Perchirabo was the kind of person who said very little. But when people would ask him or like, hey, I don't know about this. Or I don't think, I don't think this is a good idea. He'd be like, what do you know? Snarv Yeah, there's a lot of like grumbling and growling But

The thing about Perchirabo And this is the thing that's kind of sad But it's interesting is that this man's a fucking genius Like he is in a complete and utter genius He spends this time Making weapons And like upgrades and buildings And he constructs architectural plans

And he has all this like writing and stuff and he makes things that are incredible. The problem is that he's on Olympia as a foster son of the tyrant of Locas. Damocos is not like a... His dad was not a bad guy. Well, he's a tyrant. Yeah, I was going to say,

how was a tyrant not really a bad guy, but... Right, he wasn't a bad dad, so to speak. Just a bad leader. Well, no, he was a... Well, he's a good leader in terms of, like, Olympia. He's a tyrant, but he, like, he led well. the thing is that he

it was always war time it was always war and and and politics and assassinations and because that's the Olympian that's fucking Greek right it's always war I guess you kind of have to be a tyrant

to survive any sort of longstanding length of leadership right so Perchirabo his genius was always used for war better tanks, better guns, better armor, better weapons. Perchirabo hates war, ironically. Perchirabo does not like war.

He does not enjoy it. He enjoys building like a bathhouse and like upgrading an aqueduct system and assisting in like plumbing and bettering the people. Oh, really? He wants to make like ametheters and create things that help the people of the city. That was not what I was expecting from Petro. I know. He does not like war, but he's also a spiteful prick.

So when he's constantly been told to do war, he literally does this. He goes, fine, I guess I'll fight all the wars then. and then he goes and he does a shitload of war. Oh. Yeah, I'm a little taken aback. Because, I mean, you know, talking about a primark, I just naturally thought he'd be all about war and conquering and killing and for the empire type of stuff and just love making weapons and just love...

It's... Boy, that's a... That's a strange... Prime Mark. If he did. Bathhouse, Dad. If he did, then it came later. Because at the time,

he had all these plans, all of these ideas, and his foster father didn't really care. But the thing is that his foster father legitimately loved him. He cared a ton for him.

But naturally, he was almost like a trophy. It was like You know, it's like, come see my foster son Who can best any of your warriors And paint a perfect painting in 10 minutes And he would use that as a way To kind of like bargain peace with other nations, you know?

Like, we're gonna meet and look at the prowess of my foster son The gift from the gods and the heavens And blah, blah, blah. So... Sounding like a worse and worse dad as we go on. But it's like a combination of like this is the Olympian way, it's all he knows. This is the traditions and the culture that they express.

Whereas, you know, where he still probably cares a lot for Perchirabo, but he's just not what Perchirabo wants as a father. Because Democos had two other sons and a daughter. The two sons did not really like him very much, Perchirabo, that is. But the daughter and Perchirabo were actually kind of chill. Oh, yeah? Okay. Oh, yeah. Coliphany, I think, was her name.

Because of, you know, Greek. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, I get the two sons not liking Petrobo, because kind of hard to live in that shadow of a, you know, of a primark. Yes, a primark. Why can't you be like your brother Perciarabo? What the fuck, man? What, you want me to be eight feet tall and fistfight tanks?

He was taller and bigger at me at six than I was. was it 25 this is bullshit the um so so perciarabo naturally was always a little spiteful and quiet and annoyed um because of the way he was he was being treated okay I know you haven't he pouted a lot is that is that he oh my god did he pout okay have you ever all right all right have you ever seen have you ever seen have you you ever, I have not seen this film, but are you familiar with the YouTube channel folding ideas? I am not. Okay, there's a guy there and he, I don't remember his name, the YouTube guy name,

damn it. Dan, his name is Dan. And he reviewed this movie called The Book of Henry. And the Book of Henry is a one. One of those books where it's like a kid who kind of might have like maybe like a slight, maybe like slightly autistic, something like that. But he's incredibly smart and the kid is like 11 years old and plays like the stock market and knows more than all of his teachers. So he doesn't bother to pay attention in class. And he's like trying to boss around the mom is like trying to do all this stuff.

And the kid's always right and he has this mug sense of superiority and all that kind of stuff. And this Henry Kim is Perchirabo. I swear to Christ. Perchirabo literally, and I am not shitting you, lives on the top of a spire, 15 floors up, which is basically him living in an attic. And he spends his entire time in this room by himself, not wanting to talk to other people with his drawings and schematics. And when his dad comes in, he doesn't acknowledge his dad's presence. And he's like, and I shit you not. And a literal quote from the book is, you've never understood me.

I'm not fucking shitting you. I'm not shitting you. He literally says, you've never understood me. All you use me for is poor. And I wouldn't build this. And he grabs like papers and this and this. And oh my God. and this is after his hour

this is after his hour long debate about why God is cringed he he sounds kind of emo he is you know he he spends his entire time spiteful and angry but also quiet literally up in his attic drawing shit and angry that no one can understand him because all of them are blind by their faith in the gods

And he's atheist, too. Do you know what's the worst part about this son of a bitch? He's literally Ben Shapiro. I am not kidding when I say, he said something on the lines of the only thing I believe in is the truth of men and logic. And it's like facts and logic.

Damn, so he's a Vulcan too. Oh, you don't get the facts. You don't get the facts and logic meme. Oh, shit. No, I don't. Sorry. I'm under a rock. It's got to be, it's got to be like anime or something super weepy or, you know.

He, okay, well, he pretty much said the words facts and logic, which I'm sure our fans will understand more. Okay. How, oh my goodness, believing in God is cringe. Ben Perchirabo, turning point fucking Tara. The amount of befuddlement that you have while talking about him is great, by the way. Just moments of. God, how do I... I know.

Shai I put this in the chat, and she is so, she's so correct. Perchiraba, like quote, Perchiraba basically has that toxic masculinity self-martre thing where complaining is for bitches. So if dad tells him to do something he hates, he does it and quietly sees and hates everybody. That is a perfect example. He's constantly angry because he's constantly doing things

he doesn't want to do because he doesn't, because he thinks that complaining or saying no is dumb. Oh my God. But the whole time, he could have absolutely just been like, nah, don't feel like it, and then just ransack the whole fucking place. He could have. He wouldn't.

But he absolutely could have. Like, he didn't have to stand for that if he didn't want to. That's the concept, though, per trouble. Like, eventually, after enough time and effort, he basically ends up, like, upgrading all of the ornaments. And he says to himself, all right, If I'm going to have peace and no more war and get rid of all war,

I'm going to have to have peace through iron. So he basically went around like taking over all the areas of the planet. Right. And basically like trying to put all under one rule. So no more war. Yep. If you conquer the entire planet

and the entire planet is under your rule, you're not going to go to war with yourself. Yeah. And also. And then I can draw and make aqueducts and amic. You can make fun little, fun little, yeah, he's going to draw a little theater, and he's going to build this fun little hut, and he's going to be happy. Yay.

This man just wants to sit in his room and draw up how to make buildings. That's literally what this guy wants to do. Oh. And that's almost, like, tragically sad. That, like, perch rubble, all he wants to do is draw and help the people, and I can already see that's not going to happen. And tragically, he is going to fall to chaos. and just never, ever be at peace

and never get to just do his happy little doodles and build his happy little buildings. Exactly. Because after he went around and attempted to, you know, get the entire planet under the same rule, just for an example of his temper, there was an assassination attempt on his sister and him. And naturally, he shaked up with a bunch of poison blades

that did Jackal. But he got the guy, or he like kicked a guy. so hard it snapped his femur backwards and he was still alive and he was like crawling away and he went to it when he started like choking him and he's like who sent you all this kind of stuff and he was like in such a blind rage his sister was like stop stop saving for like the torturers we'll get like we'll get information later and perjrabel like just was in such a blind rage his fingers dug into the dude's neck and grabbed his spine and just like snapped it oh whoops My bad. I was going to kill you anyway, but oops, sorry. Twisted your spine inside of you. Hate it when that happens. Gonna put it in the skull of progenium wall.

Gonna snap it like a slim jim. Oh yeah, brother. So eventually, the entire time, Perchrabble was constantly like, again with this, he had a lot of like, you're not my real dad. My, like, I am not from the gods because that is a logical and is dumb and cringe. I was, obviously, I have a real dad out there, and one day he'll come and help me. And one day he did.

Oh, no. Poor Petravo. Well, no, so in the beginning, he was pleased with this. In the beginning, he was pleased. Because this entire time, he's like, I'm not from the gods. I'm not from the gods. I'm not from the gods. God's gods are cringe.

And finally, his dad arrives. like, I'm here for you, my son. He's like, I knew it. I knew it the whole time. Fuck you. Fuck you. The gods are cringe. I told you. And Biggie's like, yeah, gods are pretty fucking cringe, aren't they? He shouldn't believe in them. I'm not one. Yeah, gods are cringe. Yeah. So naturally he gets, he finally gets arrived by Biggie. He founds the Iron Warriors Legion, which of course, iron within, iron without. I believe they are the ninth. Yeah, ninth legion. I bet that made Perch Rabo super happy.

He's like, yes, I'm not from the gods. Fuck this planet. Fuck war. Ah, my real dad's here. I can finally do it. What's that? Iron warrior. Oh, I got, I got to do more war.

Shit! Yeah, and in fact, he got even the worst end of the deal. Oh, no. So, do you remember? who Percharabo's most hated rival was? Ooh, I know you've talked about it, and I already forget. The only person I think of now when you say Perch Rabo is Vulcan, because Vulcan got thrown into Perch Rabobo's crazy-ass maze by Curz.

No, that was more Curz wanting to be a douche. Yeah, yeah. No, that would be our good illiterate friend, Rogal Dorn. Our good illiterate friend. So, So Rogel Dorn and Percharobo are very similar in their mannerisms.

I was going to say they sound super similar in like logistics, following the rules, and I would actually think they kind of get along. You would think that. Yeah. The problem is that both of them are so similar

in the sense that like they don't, They don't talk much at all. They're very quiet people. They both are distrusting. They're both incredibly blunt and hate when people, like, fight back or question them. And they also, and once they get into an argument, they will not let it go. And they won't back down.

And so when the two of them are talking together and they have that same trait. Yeah, that probably does get very much. pretty heated actually. The thing is, is that the emperor had to choose someone to not go to war, but build the imperial palace on Terra. The giant

golden palace. Build a fortress. Yeah, and let me take a wild stab at this. He does not pick Perchirabo. He does not. He picks Rogal Dorn. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. He's so bad at his job. Perciarabo. Perciarabo went to Mars to learn shit. I don't remember what. And because of his memory, he basically learned everything Mars has to offer in maybe a couple days.

And in fact, that's the... He's actually got this weird curse where he's so intelligent and he picks things up so fast. that the concept of understanding to him like of that fun excitement of learning new knowledge can't really exist he wants to learn

yeah he wants to learn he wants to learn new stuff he loves the idea of discovery but he learns too fast and he gets it too quick that the concept of knowledge and learning is like lost on him so he's constantly wanting to learn but he can't because he's too smart that's that's kind of insane

to think about that he learned everything a planet, like, because at the time, isn't Mars, like, all adeptus Mechanicus shit, too? Uh, yeah, it was the cult Mechanicus thing. Which he also hates them because they believe in a God. Sure. But, like, to learn everything a planet

has to offer in days? Holy shit. I mean, I don't know if it was everything the planet had to offer, but it was like a lot. A lot of stuff, yeah. Damn. Um, and Dorn took like a weak to get the basics.

Which, it's the basics of Mars, so, you know. That's still pretty fucking quick. Yeah. But, so Per Chirab was like, this guy's a, he can't even read. You know, like, what a nincompoop. And you're, and I've, I'm sick of war, I don't want to do war,

I hate war, I just want to build. Who's going to build the Imperial Palace? Dorn. Oh, boy. And so, what did the emperor do instead? He gave Per Chirabo probably some of like the shit jobs

he gave him like go quell this rebellion on this planet of like elderly men or something like go deal with this other rebellion that barely matters go go check out this planet

and see if they're okay and the worst offender was a war against another alien species called the Harud the Harud That is where the resentment really came in. So this is told in the book a lot.

The Harud are a Zenos race. One that you don't quite know. They shy posted a picture. Ew. They got giant black eyes and mandibles, and they're very moist. I was going to say, it looks like if Sasquatch was covered in raw sewage.

That's a very good way to put it. The thing about the Harad is that they actually distort time. They have time acceleration fields around their bodies and their ships. And this can increase and decrease due to concentration of them. So when the Imperial Guard or whatever was sent over there, if they were in close proximity of the Harad, they would age to become elderly and then it turned into bones and dust in like, like 20 minutes or less,

sometimes in like 20 seconds. So you got a long range, you can't get up close and personal. But that doesn't even work very well because they often look like shimmers of heat because they distort time around their bodies. It took them like a while, like months to even see a normal hurrah,

the one you're seeing right now, to actually see the body for it's, for what it is. Oh, boy, that sounds like a, bitch to fight. So even the space marines, like they don't age to an extent, but they were aging thousands

to tens of thousands of years in the presence of the Harud. And so their armor, like the Saramite would rust and crumble, and their bolters would like break under exposure. So if you tried to shoot a Harad,

would it not go through because like in the field, the bullet would just decompose? Um, not always, sometimes volume of fire and all that. Yeah. But sometimes they were able to shoot them perfectly fine, but, you know, sometimes not. The Harad's weird. Time distortion, all this stuff.

They fought this war and they lost like uncountable casualties to the Haran. Like, laughable amounts of casual. Oh my God, I forgot something about Perchirabo. What's that? I forgot about the decimation. Oh, no. boy, the decimation you say. So think of a dad.

Think of a dad that's like, like the dad is really, really harsh on their son. They're really mean and kind of awful, but it's not that they don't love their son, it's more that they just want, they wish they were better. They want them to be better, you know? Okay.

Per Chirabo found his new legion when he was brought to them after he was picked up. And he found them lacking. He was like, you guys suck. Uh-oh. And so what you're going to do is nine of you are going to fucking beat to death the 10th. And he forced his entire Legion to kill one-tenth of the entire Legion. Oh, that's a lot.

Yep. That, no wonder they call it the decimation. That's a fitting name. And some appropriate. Yeah. It was just like, hmm, I don't like, you guys are kind of shit. I'm going to have you all like die. And I mean, like, yeah, Roman soldiers did that.

Oh, did they? I didn't know that Roman soldiers did that. I think it was too, I don't know if it was like super common, but I think they did do that to an extent. Point being, though, is that like, it's still, he was just like, ma'am, you guys aren't quite good enough. Die. Kill them. I only want the best of the best.

That does sound like a very 40K thing to do, though. That sounds like something that probably in 40K frequently happened in all the chapters. It sounds really similar to what Angron did. It's almost like identical in a weird way. I thought he also did one out of ten. If they didn't conquer a world in like 30 something hours. Oh yeah, yeah. Angron did do that. There was a time limit. And if you didn't fill out the time limit for conquering the world, just at least you had a chance though. It sounds like per Trowbo just like, yeah, that one-tenth, bitches, kill him.

He just came in there and he's like, I don't like you guys. And he just killed them. Like, when he first came to his Legion. At least Angron, you had a chance. There was at least like, okay, at least if I do this, I'm okay. Per Trowbo just like, I don't like you. Yeah, per Trowbr, man, that man's spiteful.

So anyway, he was constantly fighting this Harad group, right? His men were dying by the, like, by tons. Tons of men would die. And Per Chirabo really doesn't give a shit about the, about like, he,

I think Perchirabo has the most friendly fire out of any primark. Oh. Maybe, maybe Angron, but, wow. Like, they, often, the Iron Wars just open up their gunfire into, like, crowd and there's his own troops. And I think there was a meme I saw a while ago, which was, ah, the shy has got it.

Stop shooting. you're hitting our troops said the word bearer lull said the iron warrior lomau they are they have so much friendly fire um but because they just don't hear or because it's the it's necessary you know the necessary sacrifice yeah uh-huh okay so after this like year to two year long campaign i it was a long time of them find the hurrahud Eventually the Harad set off some kind of weird and tropic bomb and vanished

Just vanished Along with a large majority of the planet Or maybe even the planet in its own right They may have taken the planet with them And the Iron Warrior Like a large amount of the Iron Warriors fleet And their time distortion abilities were so crazy They moved the sun into like red giant phase

Whoa Yeah, okay I The Hurud sound I don't I don't want to fight them ever I don't actually They actually might be the most powerful Non-normal Zenos race I can think of

I can't think of another Zenos race That was that powerful they were nuts The the Iron Wars couldn't beat them They were trying I mean the Harrod left So I think they were retreated But they set off this bomb with it sure

but this is the point in time where Perchrabba was like I could be using building blocks at home and I've been sent to do jack-all bullshit and then fight this group for so long

and nothing even worked my ships are dead my men are dead there's no good end this is your fault emperor this is your vanity which is

horrendously hypocritical. Yeah. It sounds like Per Trabo just needs to take a vacation on Lego land or something. Like, I bet Per Trouba would love to play with a nice Lego set or something. You get bored of it too quickly. That's true, probably.

He should play, like, Lincoln Logs. I was about to say the meme should be Perch Robbo sitting in his room building with Lincoln Log. But he doesn't have, like, just some Lincoln Logs. He has like 40,000 Lincoln Logs. There's this giant pile of sticks next to him and he's just like putting like just keeps on adding it's like

This structure is not supported enough He just punches it and then he starts over Starts all over again Yeah Which you know Why is Biggie is such a bad Like it's so obvious What you should like

Why? Why would you why would you not send Perch Rabbo to build a palace? Why? That's what he wants I'm like What the hell? So you know

how biggie or you know how there's like the concept of the future and seeing into the warp and seeing the future there's the assumption that the emperor knew that his sons would betray him at some point

okay and by treating the chaos primarks like shit he was more so attempting to lessen their power and not give them the important stuff so that they wouldn't have a ground to stand on

if they did. Isn't that all of the problem with seeing the future though in like, in media? It's like, oh, yeah, I'm totally going to prevent this from happening. But it's because you saw the future and because you tried to prevent it that you actually made it happen. Again, this is an assumption I'm making. I don't know. But, you know, get perches. Like, if you think about it, Dorn's Palace did a pretty good job.

Yeah. Perchirables would have been better, though. Actually, I really don't know. They both would probably make some pretty good palaces. Oh, okay. But at least, at least Rogaldoran wouldn't have turned chaos on you if you didn't give him the building job. I probably.

But it's like, Per Tramil, he's like, oh, my men were thrown away for no good reason. It's pretty fucking hypocritical for when he just killed like a tenth of them. For the Iron Warrior Primark to say that is, yeah, That's a little... So there's a moment Perciarabo did that I thought was really cool

but funny. So Purdy was friends friends ironically with two people. Ferris Manus and Fulgrim. Dude, just call him Purdy? Yeah, Purdy. Just gonna throw that out there out of nowhere, huh? His sister called him Bo. Did she really?

Per Troteroa Bo. I know, but... He didn't like it very much, but he liked his sister, So it was okay. For some reason you said, uh, uh, Purdy, all I could think of was, uh, was it, uh, Purdy was the Dalmatian from 101 Dalmatians? Now I just imagine him in bleached white armor with just black dots on it. Pokedop man.

Yeah. I do, I do not know about that, but I get you. Okay. Um, so basically, I don't know the name of the 1001 Dalmatians. I've seen 101 Dalmatians, damn it. It's a long time. I'm not, I'm not that. young.

Yeah. But, um, so he was actually friends with Ferris Manus and Fulgrim a decent amount. Uh, I'm actually shocked that he was a fan of Fulgram. I think maybe he liked Fulgram for his, well,

because Fulgroom was liked by a couple, like a decent amount of people, but Fulgram, like he's also Greek, kind of. And he also has like really impressive stuff he builds. And he's got quite, quite the drip.

That's true. Fulgram does have the, drip, that's fair. But Fogrom is like an insufferable, egotistical ass. Like, he's so full of himself, so I thought that Perthraba would fucking hate him, but maybe he just kind of likes him because, like, Homeworld misses home. And then Ferris Manus,

but I don't know anything about Ferris because Iron Hands, Lamow. Goodbye, Ferris. All right, cool, cool. Yeah, like, Fulgram, I guess, like, art. He like art and painting, and Perchrava like that, too, because he doesn't like war. So But

They were kind of buds For a bit Okay After the After the Harud War Actually There's just one part Where for Perch Rabo and Fulgram

He's like mad at Fulgram for something I don't remember what And so Perchirabo has like a board And he literally has like 40 K minis on that board Because he's using them as like tactical You know he's like moving around like a tactical war You know And he's got like tight enough

and stuff there and he's got little things around. And he's like, like Ferris, or not Ferris, Fulgrim. I guess Fulgram did something. Kind of douche. He like left his, left Iron Warrior soldiers alone and like fled or something. I forget what he did. But he's like, come here, Fulgram. I need to show you something.

And then Fulg's like, I don't want to see your damn toys. Pretty. And he's like, just humor me. And so Fulgram's like, all right, with like a hop, he comes down, sits down next to Purcher, And he sees like a little model warhound titan or something other thing, right? Perchirabo looks at Folgram and grabs the back of his head and slams it into the fucking Titan mini Kind of like the joker with the pencil. He's just like now listen here. Well, bram

Damn, he's like that's what you get you fucking bitch Whoa, all right, I'm starting to like Perch rabo a little bit more now because that sounds like a real yeah, I will make this Titan disappear Here, ta-da! It's gone. That's kind of a Chad move, to be fair. That's... It's like, literally, in quote,

Percirabba's hand flashed out in grit Fulgram's hair. With sudden force, he slammed his brother's face into the warhounds. The wondrous automaton shattered into thousands of pieces as Fulgram's head crunched into the pit surface of the workshop. Damn. What a boss thing to do. And to another prime mark, nonetheless. Like, the Fulgram just...

That's kind of dope. Here's like the excerpt. It says, Fulgroom's perfect face was a wet meat wound, leaking blood, snot, and tears. His breath was hoarse and clogged with phlegm and broken teeth.

His eyes were swollen shut. He tried to speak, but Perch of him off again. No, brother, I am speaking now, and you will listen to me. He says, I have bitten my tongue

and allowed you to bring my legion into this place. I have followed your lead in all things, I have listened to your tall tales and allows you to set the pace of this expedition. That ends now. Your warriors have no discipline. Monsters fight your battles and you have allowed an entire vessel to be sacrificed in the name

of vanity, but no more. From here onwards, I am in charge. And for the duration of this mission, your legion is mine to command. Your warriors will obey my orders. They will follow my lead. And they will do nothing except my command. If you agree to that, then we will continue on into the eye of terror and finish this together. And this is like during heresy time.

If you don't, then I will take my legion and leave you here. Do you understand? Ooh, damn. Fulgroom nodded and swallowed a mouthful of blood. It's like, I understand, brother, his voice, a gargle mangled mockery. I understand that you humbled me and expect me to swallow my pride to be your lap dog. It's like, I don't need a damn lap dog Snarled Pritcherabo.

I need an equal. But I am not your equal, brother, said Fulgram, grinning through his bloody features. I surpass you in every way. And Purchase says, and yet I am the one holding the hammer. Oh, damn.

What a... The more I'm hearing, it's kind of sounds like he was a petulant manchild, like on Olympia, little bit, but it sounds like he's still kind of petulant. Kind of, but he sounds like kind of a badass, though. Like, he gets shit done.

Like, he seems much less petulant once Biggie's gotten a hold of him and put him in the Iron Warriors. That's the problem with him, is that he's so fucking good at his job. And he's constantly right. Very often, but he's, But he's such a douchebag, and he's so petulant and cringe lord that it makes you hate him. His personality sucks.

But goddamn does he know what he's doing? That's the difficulty. Because on one hand, he's, Lamau, God is cringe, Perciarabo, M30. But at the same time, he fully gets things done. Like, we'll talk about the Iron Warriors themselves next episode, because that's what we do now. Like the Iron Warriors Dude, they are Badasses

I am floored How cool they are A small example They make those like demon engines Right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Did I tell you that They lure demons into the engines

And then trap them inside And use them as fodder? I vaguely remember that, yes Yeah, they want They actually have a thing called The Obliterator Virus where they it's a virus that kind of like contorts

you into like this big hulking mask and you just like sprout guns out of your fucking body um it's it's weird that's actually a tabletop mini the obliterator it's pretty cool um but the iron warriors have a shitload of them and they actually infected a tyrannid ship

with the obliterator virus and now and now the tyrannid ship they used in combat and it would birth little mini titans Oh shit It would birth Titans to just send them to the atmosphere And start attacking things with little Titans

Made from a Tyr in a ship What is that called? Is that that that's not a mini is it? But that's what that sounds dope as What? The obliterator virus ship Where is this thing? Fuck

That sounds so crazy It's in the book's Storm of Iron Oh crap I forget how it is Tyrannid Iron Warriors? Sure. Well, Tyrannid, Iron Warrior, and you should probably put Obliterator in a search. Right? Yeah, the obliterator thing.

I don't know the name of the vessel exactly, but... That sounds really, really... Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's super fucking cool. It's super cool. I can't remember the name exactly of it or anything, but it was in the book of it. anything, but it was in the book Storm of Iron. And yeah, but they do

shit like this, and it's really dope. Like hell, uh, full, or Perchirama was the only one who didn't use like melee combat pre-heresy. If you look at his picture up a little bit higher, he has four, he has two quad-barreled, wrist-mounted guns and artillery

targeting lasers on the top of his armor. Oh shit, yeah, he does, doesn't he? Oh, I, I, I didn't stop and look at that picture, but yeah, he's, uh, he's well armed. He is well armed. Yeah, a little bit. Jesus Christ. Are those?

Okay, I was a little confused at the way the mini look because I thought he was holding a gun. Like, I thought that was the quad-barreled gun and that's his hammer. And I was like, are there those more guns on his shoulders? The fuck. Yeah, he eventually does get that. So the hammer. So I realize we're almost at an hour, and I still haven't gone to most of Per Chrabbo.

All right, so Harud fight over. Very angry. Herod, like, ooh, anger, anger. I'm mad. And so the thing he did was he decided, like, all right, apparently Olympia, my home planet is currently having a rebellion because my foster dad is angry, and he wants his power back from the Imperium.

Okay. And I think he, like, straight up died. His foster dad just like dies down there. I don't even think he sees it. I think it's like off screen, so to speak. O'clock. But he gets down there, and oh man, is he mad? And he confronts his sister.

You know, his sister, the only person he was ever friends with. His sister was like, hey, Purdy, you a bitch. Oh, no. You left us. Your ways suck. You suck. All this stuff. And so Percherellbo naturally was like, oh, that's unfortunate foster sister.

Hey, by the way, and just fucking strangles her to death. Oh. Because of course he does. Yeah, sure. Why not? Damn. Because, you know, that's because Per Chirabo. And then what he decided to do instead was like basically go door to door and kill everybody.

Oh. Now, Granted, he was, he was not happy about killing her. He was upset that he did it because he kind of has this like, I'm super mad, I'm super mad, I'm super mad, I'm super mad, I'm super mad. mad and then when he's not mad he's like oh man what have I done oh so he went into kind of like a fit of rage didn't he has fits of rage a lot he wasn't really comprehending what he was doing yeah and so he basically kind of went door to door on Olympia and killed like five million people and then took the rest of the slaves and he basically just casually oh yeah he went door to door killed five million people,

I took some slaves, like, damn. Ah, 40K, you know, numbers. That's true, that's true. That's true. So, yeah, he basically did that. He took him a lot of slaves, and then he killed the rest.

And this is when he had a pretty hefty moment of clarity. He kind of looked at there and he's like, I am an awful person. Oh my God. I am a, even his army, they were no longer the iron warriors strength and iron they were genocidal murderers

of no purpose of no like use and so he yeah so he but they had this pretty hefty moment of clarity is like I I hate who I am I hate what I've done oh my like oh my God I'll never

be forgiven for this the emperor will never ever forgive me for what I've done. He might. Well, he might. You want to know someone who was like, I forgive you? Let's see. Someone that would say they forgive him

for just outlandish genocide and slave taking? I don't know. Someone from chaos, chaos god. Oh, shoot. Who's the one that pushes everybody to chaos? it's all his fault

shit I forget what his name is um wait oh oh no no not arabis uh arabis that's who I was thinking of no no it was this man known as

horace horace was like perciarabo perciarabo don't be upset there is like there is nothing to be forgiven for you did the right thing

I believe in you my brother of course it would be horace I was on the right track. And then after that, Horace was like, I want you to spend some time with my buddy Erebus. There he is. Yeah, there he is.

There's that son of a bitch. Spend some time with Erebus. Spend some time with Erebus. And in fact, when the Horace heresy began, that made it a little bit more clear. You know, he was on Horace's side at this point. Yeah, definitely.

He was down for that. He orchestrated almost the entire dropside massacre. Damn, did he? The Iron Warriors were the majority of the force that did the killing. He orchestrated like the killboxes. He orchestrated the fortresses and the walls. He did most to all of that. And that's why they were going to the Eye of Terror with Fulgrim.

Yeah, and to think if the emperor just let him build the palace, None of this would happen. And the Horace heresy is not even, is probably not as big of a deal. I wouldn't quite say that the building of the palace was the turning point. There were many turning points with Ben Perciarabu over here, but... No, it's fine. It's fine. I just want to make Biggie seem like

more of a fuck-up than, you know. I mean, he is kind of a fuck-up. He's a big fuck-up. Like, he could have stopped every chaos primar from going chaos if he was just a halfway competent human being although I guess so

we don't talk much about Folgram yet but Folgram has this funny knife you got this little knifie boy little shaky bastard and the little shaky bastard has a demon in it which is one of the ways that Folgram kind of started becoming a problem

but after Folgram killed Ferris Manus, his best bud Ferris Manus had a big ass hammer and Horace was like Hey Perchirabo You've been great to me And you know what, you deserve this

So Perchirot's hammer is actually Ferris Manus's hammer Is there something special about Ferris Manus's hammer that makes it such a prize Well it's a pretty darn fucking good hammer But unfortunately Unfortunately there's this thing called a demon in it and there wasn't a demon in it before, but now that's a demon in it.

Oh, great. Fun fun. Yep. Fun, fun. He's got a demon in it. It's a very 40K thing to happen, sure. Yep. It's called the forge breaker. Ooh, that's a cool name for a hammer.

Yeah, it's a neat one. But, yep, it was basically the, hey, you got the hammer. And so that started to kind of fuck up Purdy's mind a little bit. Yeah, I imagine. And then came the big fight that I gotta be honest, I'm not fully remembering. This is very important fight between Perchirabo and Fulgrim. And they're balking on each other and beating each other and going to town and Perchirabo is really sad because he's like, my brother, you're like my best friend now.

Come on, let's, come on, there's got to be some good in you still. And the demon in the sword is really fucking up, Fulgram. I mean, he's like, oh, God. And this is the point when Perth Charabot hits the bastard so goddamn hard that it like kills the mortal part of Folgram, I think. But then Snake Folgram becomes a thing. And then that's when Fulgram ascends

into a demon prime arc. We'll talk a little bit more about that in the Fulgram episode, I think. I think it's like a better time personally. Yeah, for sure. I didn't realize that's how Snake Fulgram became a thing. It's because Perth Rabo literally just

hit him so hard with the hammer that his mortal part died and just all the chaos took over. That's not quite true. I'm just saying, like, they had their big fight, and this is when Fulgrim became Snake. Okay. There's like something else involving, like, a gem and like a shattered jam and some other weird stuff,

but I'll get into that in the Fulgram episode because it's more important for Fulgram. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. But that's the main, like, a little part right before the siege of Terra is in the Eye of Terror with him and Fulgram. And then it basically came down to the Cs, Jeterra. We know what happens there.

But he iron or percirabba bait it's kind of funny. Perchirabo was there and he's like my warriors are now kind of demon infested. Like not his actual like iron warrior warriors but he's fighting alongside demons and shit

and Horace has got demons and shit and eventually Perchirabo basically was seeing that his frontline combat troops were corn like berserkers. Yeah. And he, He's just like, I can't, I can't command these fuckers.

They just run forward. What am I going to do? He's got all these, all these issues, he doesn't know he's doing. And he's upset the sheer volume of demons. And so what did, what did Perciarabo do? He destroyed and broke the imperial palace in like 23 spots. He created like 23 whole breaches and was able to break through the palace. And then he's like,

win, goodbye, neater, neater. And then he withdrew all of his forces. Oh, did he really? I mean, I think it was after Horace died. Oh, okay. But he was like, I got it. I broke through Doran's defenses,

get fucked, and then he left. I was gonna say, if Horace was still, like, fighting Big E, and he had broken through, it's like, keep going. Take the fucking Padlas. Break it. Yeah, and he did.

He took so much pleasure in tearing down Dorn's palace. He loved it, but at that point he was like, I did what I needed to do, bye! And so he left. What a petulant man, child. But very good at what he does.

Oh, you want, he gets to get more petulance. Oh, no. Would you like to, after that comes the Battle of the Iron Cage. Oh, all right. So what, so Perth trial,

So her trouble left and then like two days later or something like really quickly after the he left he was like hey hey Dorn pussy I got this thing

it's called the eternal fortress it's 20 square miles of fuckery you won't fight me here it's better than any of your buildings and it's like come on Dorn fight you fight

me, bitch? And Dorn was like, ooh, I'm so mad! I think, you know, Dorn was like, if I could read, I would be angry. Yeah, I was going to say,

it took two days because originally Perch Rabo sent a meanly written letter, but since Dorn couldn't read it, he had to speak it at him. Yeah, he had to send him a message. He had to yell at him, yeah. So he, Dorn said said he would dig Perch Rabo out of his hole

and bring him back to Terra in an iron cage. Hence the name of the iron cage. Damn. So Dorn himself and his Legion of the Imperial Fists went out to go attack the demon fortress, known as the Eternal Fortress, the demonic insane 20 square miles of bunkers, towers, trenches,

minefields, tank traps, etc. That was intentionally made to look like the 8 star of chaos. Damn. Is there a picture of this thing anywhere? Did anybody do like an artist rendition of the Eternal Fortress? Eternal Fortress. Because that's a

That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a place. That I, that's the best I got. I don't got much else. It's pretty cool. That's a good one. It's pretty neato. So, he literally

basically said, come on, fight me. What are you a bitch? That's pretty much what he did. And Dorn took the challenge. And he took the challenge. And

um, uh, Dorn lived. Well, yeah, because I, I know who, uh,

well, actually, I mean, Dorn lives for quite a while. like Dorn didn't die. I mean, we talked about him in stuff that happens after this. I know Dorn doesn't die there, but... The Iron Warriors killed 78% of the Imperial Fists.

Wow, that's a lot. 78% of the Imperial Fist chapter. And not only that, but the Iron Warriors stole 400, of the Imperial Fis gene seed and was then sacrificed to the ruinous powers of chaos for the memes. The only reason

Dorn did not die is because Gilliman came to save his life. And D'R was like... Ooh, Gelleman! ...was like, hey, what the fuck you, Boy Scout? Get out of here. This is my fight. And Gileman's like, you can't even... read, get out.

You're going to die here. Are you a moron? And he would have. Unironically, if the Blueberry Boy Scouts did not show up, Dorn would have died as well in the Imperial Fis chapter would have gone extinct. Wow.

It took 19 years for the Imperial Fis chapter to rebuild their forces. They were unable to fight for 19 years. So Perchero, Robo really done fucked him up. That was no joke. That Eternal Fortress was no joke.

That wasn't just like, oh, look at me boasting. That's serious shit. He slapped his man tittyes up and down. There was no stopping him. Damn. And Dorn, it's not like Dorn is some like little Mamby-Pamby baby that can't hold his own in a fight. It's not like the Imperial Fist or weak little babbers.

He literally killed Alfibbber. Ferrius. Yeah. That's a... That's all... Like I said. Like I said, this is the fucking God is cringe asshole, but he can back it up.

I love that the description of Perched Rob was. He's the God is dead. God is useless. God is cringe asshole. I like that. I like that. That's what he is. He's so fucking good at his job.

And he's such a petulant man. child. Well, in fact, I almost, I almost think I like him more. Oh, okay,

I like him less and I like him more. I think from what I've heard so far, I like him significantly more. I mean, all I had heard about him was, oh, he's a petulant man child,

but after this episode, it's like, yeah, but man, is he a badass, though? Like, you don't tangle with Perciarabo.

Like, you just, you don't. You're going to get, you're going to get fucked up. he's just he's so like I think I hate him for his personality yeah I think I think I hate him for that

but he's but he's like I it's nice that there is a prime arc that I can both hate and respect you know like I kind of need I think that there's too many of them that are just like the perfect perfect boys and have a few character flaws but his character flaws are like crippling That is true So is the Eternal Fortress still around What is this?

What is this shy? Dare you attack my newest demonic fortress Of perpetual pain Even I don't know how to get inside this one The Eternal Fortress, I don't know I think it's still around, yeah Okay I was gonna say if Dorn and the Imperial

fist couldn't get through it. I mean, who is? Like, you'd have to stage, like, a multi-chapter assault on that place, right? Like, you couldn't send just one group in there to hopefully maybe get rid of it. I think so. I know that, yeah, it would take a lot. I know that they all kind of left. I think they actually maybe just dipped, because they decided instead to secure a demon world in the eye of terror called Medri.

guard. And it's a demonic fortress world where all of the iron warriors rule over a slave population from their giant citadels of iron and stone. And they spend the entire time blowing each other up and practicing siege drills. Okay. And Perciarabo since then is, I believe he's now a demon primark, which I don't think he likes at all. It's kind of like Mortarian. but at the moment he's I think he's in his attic he's finally able to just do just sketch a noodle

and build his Lincoln logs but I think I think because of the nature of the long war of Chaos versus Imperium he could never really get much respite but I think he's I think he's finally in his attic making Lincoln logs yeah

but I well he's good for him he's a demon he's demon primark now though so Perhaps he isn't because he's insane now. But yeah, people do say he looks like. No one knows what he looks like. We actually don't have a look of him. Oh, you mean as a demon primark, nobody knows what he looks like.

Yeah. So, for example, this is an obliterator. Remember the obliterator I mentioned earlier? Yeah. This is an obliterator. So they kind of like Hulk out and grow like guns and weird shit on them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about these before.

They were the ones that had the, the, the, the, the thighs. Yeah, yeah. So it's assumed that he just looks like a gigantic obliterator with that badass mask you see in the picture above. Ooh, that'd be, that'd be cool. And that would make sense because it has the arm cannons, it has the shoulder mounted whatever, that would make sense.

Primordinary obliterator, just like a really buff-ass demon primark obliterator. That'd be a very cool thing. too. Very cool mini to make for games workshop. Like here's an iron warrior obliterator with some iron warrior troops. Whoa!

They're really, they're cool man. Obliterators are nuts. That thing is crazy. Damn. There is some pretty neat things. I think the iron warriors are way more badass

than the Bristrarmo. at least in terms of like likability. Yeah. That's not an actual mini you could put on the field, is it? That thing? The idea of the obliterators that there's not like a stock way they get all weird and grow weird shit. It's all just random. So the minis have their own way and then there's like that's a variant you can say.

Okay, cool. Damn. Yeah, Iron War is pretty cool. That's pretty sick. That's, yeah. I think I like Petraibo a lot more, but ever since he, it was like, oh yeah, he just wants to draw. I keep thinking of, I don't know if you've seen the meme about like the Art University commercial, but has this guy in like this like green sweater vest, and he just very awkwardly looks at the camera.

Like, do you like to draw or maybe even sketch a doodle? I have not seen that. And he says it just like that, and it always cracked me up because, and he's like, oh, just take our art test. and he's just this really goofy looking fucker. Now that's how I imagine Perchirabo is just trying to get people to sketch and doodle. Sketch and doodle. You like to draw or maybe even sketch and doodle.

I mean, he wants to sketch and doodle, but I think that maybe the demon presence and his sons all wanting to blow stuff up maybe takes it away. Yeah, probably. Perciarabo! Perchirabo! I like him a lot more.

I think he's pretty dope. He is, he might. be a bit of a petulant, he might be a bit of a petulant man, child, but I think he's just, he's, he's too badass not to like because of his shit personality. He, his shit personality, I don't know, I don't think I like Perciarabo, not gonna lie. Okay. But I, I appreciate him. I can respect what he does. I, I can't unlive that, that conversation with the priest, man.

It actually, When I was listening to it, it actually made me cringe. Like, in real life, it made me cringe. It felt so I'm 14 and this is deep. I hated it. I'm gonna go on the limb and say, I like Petrabo. All right. Fair enough.

If I can get you to like Gilliman, I can get you to like anybody. That's fair. Well, Gilliman I only like because his story turns very tragic. Like, if Gilliman had just stayed like, oh, look at me, I'm an ultramarine. I'm perfect. I would have hated him. But now that he's sort of tragically in a world that he wants to fix, but he can't,

now he's just sort of stuck suffering under everything that the emperor was like, no, don't do that. That's a cool plot twist. That makes him kind of dope to me. Having ultra depression is most definitely very, very good. Yeah. So yeah, you know, Per Chirabo Iron Warriors, you know, I've called Petrabo a Petulant Manchild for a while now.

And he is. He still absolutely is, but he's pretty cool. Not gonna lie. Very cool. He is pretty cool. Good old beau. Good old Purdy Dalmatian. See, there's all the memes that Shai is posting.

And I think I get the memes now. They are a combination of both ironic and truthful. It is, per Chirabo is, in fact, he's ironically. Sigma male memes, but at the same time, you know, he does all right. Ha, ha, yellow boy, man. I like the fact that he actually said, fight me, bitch. Here's my fortress. You can't crack it.

And he was right. He was so right, too. Holy shit. Oh, right. He talks to talk, but he walks to walk, too. which I think I think that's why I like him, right? Because he backs his shit talking out.

Mama didn't raise no fool, although he didn't really have a mama per se, I guess. No, he just had a foster dad mainly. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Anyway, that's it for this episode. Purdy, boy, Petcherabo. Thank you, everyone, for listening slash watching.

Next week will be on the Iron Warriors in general. My name has been Bricky. God is cringe. You find me at Bricky everywhere. This is going to be our new meme. Like how Lul said Karn, the Betrayer, La Mow. It's just going to be like, God is cringe, Per Chirabo. I don't know why.

No matter how many times you said at this episode, every time you said God is cringe, I could not help, but just be floored by amusement. I am not a religious person. You could probably call me an atheist, but it was so, cringy to listen to him debate about the existence of God.

I couldn't handle it. It was so tough to listen to. All right. God damn it. I wonder how many people are going to buy that book just so that they can see that section. Like, oh, wow. Yeah, that is super. Oh, God, Brickie's right.

That's mega cringe. Holy shit. Extreme cringe. Anywho. Thank you, everyone for listening. Bricky, you can find Shy, Quite Shallow, Quiet Shy, Et cetera. actually doing streams at Twitch.com. It's ridiculous.

Woo-w-w-wop. Dig-a-dum. Monty's everywhere. Blah, blah, blah. You know, it's the stuff with the thing. Let's go. Iron within, God is cringe. Iron within, God is cringe.

Iron within, God is cringe. It's kind of right. I know.