Adeptus Ridiculous - WORLD EATERS: MAD FOR 10000 YEARS AND STILL GOING | Warhammer 40k Lore

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:22 My name is D.K. Diamantes, and I'm a bit of a Warhammer novice. And if you are, too, that's fine, because my co-host Bricky is an avid Warhammer fan. And he is going to guide us through all the crazy twists and turns of Warhammer 40K. But before we get into this episode, a huge shout out to all of our patrons over at patreon.com slash adeptus Ridiculous. The support has been amazing. We're hitting goals. So if you enjoy today's podcast, patreon.com slash adeptus ridiculous. Bricky merch and stuff. Merch. Orchidate.com. Check out in the description.
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Starting point is 00:02:22 because that's that's the new idea right um which also by the way we slapped that fucking nine thousand dollar goals so we got to do alpha legium um i know that a lot of people are asking us about a co-lab or two involving alpha lesion we have ideas and we won't say anything else besides that but expect alpha legion in the coming episodes not exactly sure when but in the next couple episodes you might see it but honestly Side note, what we're doing now is kind of like that doubling up idea. We mentioned where you talk about the Prime Arc in one episode, and they talk about like the Legion in the next a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:03:01 And this one's the Legion episode. And we're going to be a lot more chill today. We're just going to be stupid and have a good time. Let's go. Let's vibe. I'm going to vibe in a little bit. So we've got World Eaters. The 12th Legion.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I'm actually surprised. I didn't think about this much, but you know the Eighth Legion? is the night lords, but eight is the number of corn and the world eaters is the 12th Legion. That's kind of, it's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Is it though? Well, I guess you would think that the world eaters would be the number of corn, right? And not the night lords. You think that the, yeah, I guess that's a little weird. You think the GW writers would have like done that, like some foresight or whatever and been like
Starting point is 00:03:50 we'll call the world ears the eighth because, you know, It makes sense as foretelling or whatever, but... Wait, do you think that GW has foresight? You got to be kidding me. From everything I've learned, that is like the last thing GW has. Yeah. Yeah. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, world eaters. So, obviously, this is the Coronate Legion. We talked about Angron and all an angry man. There's a couple other characters that we want to talk about a little bit more. What's about a car and a bit? But let's talk about how the world leaders fight.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I want to talk a little bit about the world leaders and what they do. And some of the traditions, because there's actually kind of a lot of really cool ones. So like... Traditions. They're traditions. I like the amount of sarcasm and irony that I'm hearing. I love it. I'm just expecting like,
Starting point is 00:04:53 I'm expecting like, oh yes, it's a traditional ceremonial chain axe ripping or something and I'm, I'm, the, so post heresy, when the world leaders fully went all corn,
Starting point is 00:05:07 um, they basically were like, yo, ranged weapons. What's this pussy shit? They, they threw down like a pretty large amount of their ranged weapons and just kept a bolt pistol.
Starting point is 00:05:20 and chain axes and chains swords instead. And they just like, bling themselves at the enemy at Mach 5. Like, the corn, Berserker is their main dude. That's like the main idea is a cornet, a corinate berserker is a space marium with like dual wielding chain axes
Starting point is 00:05:42 or duoling chain swords and just running at a guy screaming his head off. Because if you're a fan of Corm, you want blood to flow and so long as blood is being shed, it doesn't really matter who it's being shed from because it all satiates the god.
Starting point is 00:05:59 So, if you're murdering people, awesome. If you die, awesome. Like, more blood. More blood. Corn is happy. Corn's stoked. Blood for the blood god. Yeah. So they're just like frothing at the mouth.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Like psychotic dudes just screaming, just taking out two chains swords turning them on going like, re! And they fucking fly at like, fly at their enemies head pounding, listening to fucking asking Alexandria as they start cleaving through some poor guardsmen.
Starting point is 00:06:32 So I would assume it's a safe bet that there aren't a whole lot of psychers in the World Eaters. Oh, dude, you want to talk about, you want to talk more about, we didn't talk enough about the psychers in the last episode. You want to talk about World Eaters' Cykers? Oh, they exist?
Starting point is 00:06:49 They actually... Not anymore. They don't. Oh, no. Did they just straight up kill all the psychers? Oh, no, that's right. You were... Oh, shoot, that's right.
Starting point is 00:06:59 There's something where they... Doesn't... Doesn't... Doesn't... And Gras... No, he killed all the librarians. Did he kill all the psychers, too? Well, librarians are psychers, but...
Starting point is 00:07:08 Oh, okay. So, okay, so basically, there were obviously psychers that were given to the world leaders by the emperor way back in the day. Am... They... hated these psychers.
Starting point is 00:07:20 The world eaters despised them because Angron despised them because the psychic power of these guys would cause like a feedback in his butcher's nails. And so whenever psychers would walk by him, he'd feel like excessive
Starting point is 00:07:37 pain. So just being in the presence of these psychers made him like angry because it would unnaturally affect the butcher nails. And cause issues. He needed any help being angry, right?
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, he Angron. Angron, turns out, didn't need much help being angrier. But because he hated them so much, naturally his legion, in like, yes, Papa, I hate the psychers too, Papa.
Starting point is 00:08:06 We're also really pleased to hate them as well. And when they started getting their butcher nails implants as well, they really started hating the librarians. Yep. The thing is that the librarian, also were given the butcher's nails sometimes to control their psychic talents and anyone who ever got the nails implanted
Starting point is 00:08:29 in their head died one time a dude just like on the field of battle lost his fucking mime and like lightning just burst from his eyes and he killed like three squads sometimes they would just blow up like they would literally just stand there and they would just combust into flaming piles of gore.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Jesus. So like a cycle with a butcher nail is just a walking time bomb. Basically. Oh. This, they're like, brother, brother sustenious. What is, among us crewmate twerking gif? What are you doing today? And he just, he just explodes.
Starting point is 00:09:10 He just explodes out of nowhere. He's eating coffee or drinking coffees goes, I mean, corn must like that. Well, what corn? No, he likes that. Okay, because I was going to say he's not suffering much. Blood is aflowing. No, no, suffering is Slanesh.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Oh, you're right. Torture is bad for corn. Right. Corn just wants them to die. Oh, that's fair. Okay, I got my chaos. God's mixed up and what they wanted. Yeah, corn just wants the blood to flow.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That's right. You're right, you're right. This actually... That's why I hate Slenish so much, because it doesn't kill anybody. He just keeps torturing him. Yeah, exactly. That's what I hate each of. other. Now, that though made the psychers like really ostracized by the world eaters. They would be,
Starting point is 00:09:56 they would be forced to stay alone in their chambers. They would walk down a hall. A world eaters would spit at their boots and stay far away from them. No one would speak to them. Often they would leave them to die on the battlefield because they saw them as like a problem. They were literally bullied kids. They were, they were consistently bullied by their brethren so often. And because they couldn't take the butcher's nails, you know, like that made them not good for their primark. You know, they're not strong enough. You're not strong enough to be like dad and understand us. We're not like most kids.
Starting point is 00:10:32 And especially at the end when they're built different, built different, built different sex E. Cadia stands segmentum solar. The memes are aflowing today, boys. Let's go. Ang, Gron. Oh, no. I hate it here. I hate it here.
Starting point is 00:10:57 You will be joffing on your own free will. I started this. Oh, no. Get me out. But a few things that were interesting. Yeah, like obviously Angron at the end when he turned into a big demon, that's when he killed the final librarians. And that made Corr really stoked because Corrin's like, ew, psychers.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I don't like him. And then he just don't worry, I got you. They're gone. Librarians dead. I hate him too. He's really nasty. Apparently, Shai tells me something
Starting point is 00:11:30 that someone pointed out that felt was kind of neat. Apparently, Angron, like most Primarks was also a cyker, because most primarks were cykers. But his ability was to soothe others' people and pain. So he used to keep his fellow slaves alive, but when he was implanted with the
Starting point is 00:11:44 nails, he went away completely. that is ironic on the highest level. Like that is irony at its peak. Angron's ability was to soothe other people's pain and anger. If I'm not mistaken, I think the emperor wanted Angron to be his compassion and empathy. Like to show off his compassion and empathy. Good job, Biggie. Well done, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And he showed Angron so much compassion and empathy, right? Oh, yeah. So giving, big, so giving. Oh, just get that guy the world's greatest dad mug. So, Shai also shared a quote with us. I actually had that one opened up already, Shai. We're thinking the same. Let me tell you a quote from Angron to Gilleman
Starting point is 00:12:38 during their big fight. What would you know of struggle, perfect, son? When have you fought against the mutilation of your mind? When have you had anything to do or had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armor? The people of your world named you great one. The people of mine called me slave. Which one of us landed on a paradise of civilization to be raised by a foster father, Rabouté? Which one of us was given armies to lead after training in the halls of McCrachian high riders?
Starting point is 00:13:11 Which one of us inherited a strong, cultured kingdom? And which one of us had to rise up against a kingdom? them with nothing but a horde of starving slaves. Which one of us was a child enslaved on a world of monsters with his brain cut up by carving knives? Listen to your blue-clad wretches, yelling of courage and honor, courage and honor, courage and honor. Do you know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom which enslaves you, no matter what their armies outnumbers you by 10,000 to one. You know nothing of courage. Honor is resisting a tyrant when all others suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy.
Starting point is 00:13:48 He feeds them. You know nothing of honor. Girly man is a bitch. Quote, Angron, Primark of the 12th Legion. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That is a quote and a half.
Starting point is 00:14:04 God. Is it Croist? Which one of the Australians? It's Jesus Christ. Which ones of our Australian fucking Legion? We got Italian word bears. which one gets to be the Aussies. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I don't know enough about all the legions to know which ones get to be the Aussies. Damn it, because we got, the night lords are now our Slavs, Slavs, our Russians. We got our Italian world, word bears. Maybe the world leaders are Australian. They're, they're, like,
Starting point is 00:14:36 like, hey, Karn, you fucking cunt. Get over here. Totally. That's a great Australian accent, too. Don't let anyone tell you, differently. That sucks. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:14:52 No, I was, I was only being slightly sarcastic, but that's a fucking quote. It's better than my, it's better than my Italian accent, which is just me going, eh, hey. That's not a high bar,
Starting point is 00:15:04 but, I just said it's not exactly. I mean, so you're like a foot off the ground is that bar. Let's talk about the triumph rope now. Fuck you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Let's go back to the, to the lore, eh? Here's actually an interesting one, okay? It's the triumph rope. So there's this thing called the triumph rope, right? And the triumph rope is a, I guess like a custom, I suppose. And the concept is that before a battle, you would carve a line into your body. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:39 After battle, if you're victorious, it would heal normally, right? but if you were defeated or lost the battle you would shove the dirt of the world into the wound so if you won it would be a red twist scar but if you lost it would be a black twist scar and so you could keep track of your like battle honors that way and show
Starting point is 00:16:07 it to your fellow legionaries that way oh wow that is a very very world eater thing to do holy shit Naturally, Angron had the longest triumph rope, which went from, it began the base of his spine all the way up his backbone, then veered around his left of his body riding down into his hip and then curving. It's like this long fucking rope. But it said that the entire thing is pink because he didn't get the chance to rub the dirt of his homeworld as he was teleported away and he was robbed of a true failure. Oh, well that's true That's true
Starting point is 00:16:47 Wait, so like when you start the Like you start the rope somewhere And then you just keep adding to it as battles go on I believe so That or like you could place it in different spots But I think you just place it in one area and you keep going And you rub you rub dirt into it or whatever if you failed So you have a different kind of color
Starting point is 00:17:07 It's a neat concept It's a very cool idea Yeah I was thinking like you would scar up one finger And it's like oh did we win dirt dirt dirt and then you score up another finger and so on and so forth I wasn't sure if it was just like one continuous thing that goes like up your arm over your shoulder across your collarbone and you know anyway one one finger does not feel nearly enough to feel like a world eater as world leaders go
Starting point is 00:17:30 that's fair you maybe you start at the finger just go all the way up your arm right anyway yeah you gotta put it on your face make like tear drops Oh no Make a smiley face They're just going across your hair Do you like a Joker thing Where you just have your your Joker face rope Now all I can imagine
Starting point is 00:17:52 Is a world eater going You want to know how I got these scars That's stupid Very very stupid That's what I do So So I want to talk about Karn Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:18:09 cut out, cut out, cut out, damaged on the forehead. You got Jared, the rope says, Jared Leto's the world eater. Yeah. Honestly,
Starting point is 00:18:21 if anyone was going to have damage on their forehead, it would probably be Conrad Kurtz. Oh God, yeah, if so, he would, he would probably do it,
Starting point is 00:18:28 too. Yeah, well, maybe. He certainly became a bit of a creepy fucking grumbling here the end of his life.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah, I actually, that Jared Letto Joker was really good and I love him. It's like, okay, Curves, back in the shadows, bud. I actually just finished like a charity stream a few days ago,
Starting point is 00:18:46 and one of the goals was to do a whole nightlords army, so I got to buy a whole nightlords army now. Oh, that's cold. Originally, it was just a couple minis here and there, but now it's like full-on army, here we go. If finally, so we all have a chaos faction that we like now a lot, right? You've got the night lords. I'm thousand sons, and I think Shai really likes the Alpha Legion, doesn't she?
Starting point is 00:19:08 So we're all chaos. I thought Shire liked the word bearers I thought she was a Lorgar Simp Oh But Lorgar sucks Oh But Lord Gar's I don't
Starting point is 00:19:23 Mamma Mia Lorgar Pizzeria Yeah Stop Maranera sauce coated from the sky Hey Because Lorgar's the one where he was like Oh boy let's all praise the emperor And the emperor was like no
Starting point is 00:19:38 burned everything So I always pictured Lorgar as being hell of lame. I think Shai likes Lorgar because Lorgar won. Because the Imperium turned into what Lorgar, like, wanted. That's true. That's true. It essentially did become what Lorgar wanted it to become, even though Biggie was like,
Starting point is 00:19:55 stop it. Stop it. You know. It's bad. He rolled up the newspaper and... Big E really does not know the fuck he wants. Because I was... So I've started...
Starting point is 00:20:07 I finished up that Night Lord's omnibundee. the trilogy of books. And I'm reading the Conrad Kerr's book now. And it's literally Conrad yelling at a flesh sculpture of the emperor in his throne room. Like airing his grievances. And one of them was like, he made a good point. We talked about it. I was like, yo, Big E, you wanted him to murder and flay people.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Like you told him, yeah, go to town, do terror tactics. And then when it wasn't a use for you anymore, you like reprimanded him. Like, what the fuck? You can't just do that. Also, can we back up just a second? I agree with all of that. Did you say he was yelling at a flesh sculpture of Biggie? Did you specifically say flesh sculpture?
Starting point is 00:20:51 He took a bunch of living humans and he contorted them into like a puppet of Biggie in his room and then he's yelling at it. This is like, this is the night of his death where he really like degraded it as a like to turn into a gremlin. Yeah, that sounds awful. He was, he was a little less weird. Anyway, this is the world of the episode. We'll talk more about night lords later. Yeah, we'll get one day. So lull said Carn the betrayer, LaMau.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Let's talk about Carn the Betrayer. All right. So Carn is also known as Mr. I jerk off with my left hand man. because every single fucking image of him post World Eaters is him with a really... It looks like Quagmire after he figured out what internet porn was. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:21:52 You're right. Every picture is just like him with a really buffy shit left arm. Yeah, he always has his left arm on covers. Big old chain around it. Geez. So, Karn, back during the Warhounds, World Eater, time pre-heresy was actually a pretty goddamn good commander
Starting point is 00:22:10 guy. Karn was a great captain. He was assault captain, that's right. He was fiercely intelligent. And even Abadon himself is like, yeah, watch out for that Karn guy.
Starting point is 00:22:26 He is scary. There it is. Only a fool takes Karn for a mindless brute or rabid dog. Under that blood-soaked helm lurks in intelligence and cunning, that makes him a masterful killer. Trust me when I say there is a dark purpose in his madness, quote, Abidon of the spoiler.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Kyle. Kyle. You say Kyle, right? Issa Kyle. That's some high praise coming from Abby, because Abby's no slouch. Well, obviously, Abby's no slouch, but that's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:22:58 They get Abidon to say that about you. So he must be a hard motherfucker. Karn is a hardcore guy, but he was a really interesting. character in the what was the I think the Conqueror book one of the horse heresy stuff because he was obviously you know he was the guy
Starting point is 00:23:14 who was like Angron stopped killing our dudes and then he just got us face beat it and he's like Angron stop killing our dudes oh hey you're still alive I respect you now and then he went to everyone went to Angron when Engron ran away and lived as like a fucking homeless man
Starting point is 00:23:31 He was like Engron and got Angron out of his little slump because he was being a little whiny bitch Karn is cool But Karn I mean obviously when they went full of corn After Angron killed all the The librarians
Starting point is 00:23:44 And they went full on corn The question really comes down to How'd Karn the betrayer get his name The Betrayer? I was going to ask So far he hasn't done anything To actually like betray Angron
Starting point is 00:23:58 The World Eaters or Corn So Yeah, Bricky How did he get that name? Well I mean first First things first, he was also the first ever world leaders to get the butcher nails, which obviously increases respect a bit more for obvious reasons. But the reason he got his name is actually from this battle on a, I think it's a demon world.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I'm trying to know the name of the demon world because I had it here and now I'm scrolling and I fucked it up and I lost it. God damn it, Karne. It's a demon world. This is Karin's fault. No doubt He betrayed you He erased it Motherfucker
Starting point is 00:24:39 Karn the betrayer fucked me up Yep There it is Skulathricks Whoa Scalathrix So it was a demon
Starting point is 00:24:50 World After the Horace Heresy Like Let me make this clear About Karm Korn likes this dude Corn
Starting point is 00:24:57 Fist bumps Karn Korn and Karn All right It's a sitcom They are Bros to Broend It is told that there is specifically
Starting point is 00:25:07 a pile of skulls next to Corne's throne and that is only from Carn Karn. Karn has Karn has by himself killed over a million people who
Starting point is 00:25:24 like in combat with his fists and his swords and his axes like he has killed a lot like exterminatus you know a little bit of a planet whatever but this man is actually took the heads off of like over a million people.
Starting point is 00:25:40 No wonder corn likes him so much and fist bumps him. He thinks he's a badass. Yeah. Also corn and carn totally sounds like a sitcom name. A great sitcom name. Corn and carn. Do do do do do. Get in schools for the skull god. Paying taxes
Starting point is 00:25:57 in the evening. Do do do. Oh no. Now I'm just imagining like this big demon corn and little corn both in like actuary suits, just like very acts, and just sitting at a table, doing taxes, and then they both look at each other, and it's like the clock says closing time, and they just go out, rip off their suits and start murdering people. The Ben Affleck and the accountant. Yeah, it's closing time, bitches. So this demon world, basically, they were doing what they normally like to do, which is fight the Emperor's Children, because Emperor's Children are shitterheads.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yes, they are. And so the two of them were engaging over battle. I don't really remember the reason why. Not really important. Point being, they were fighting. I think they were trying to claim it in Corrin's name or whatever, but they were fighting. And the battle was very long. And eventually the nighttime of the demon world arrived.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And it was really fucking cold. Like so cold that it could kill space marines outright in minutes. And so both of the... It's really cold. and both of the groups ended up with a momentary ceasefire and had them retreat back into their camps and bunkers because they literally
Starting point is 00:27:10 couldn't fight each other, right? And Karn was like, Lul, said Karn the betrayer, La Mow, and he pulled out his Flamer and he started to torch all of their buildings, their own buildings. Like, you guys are going to fight them?
Starting point is 00:27:28 You fucking pussies? And he started burning his own buildings up. Holy shit. And then a couple people went to reprimand him for this thing. They're like, oh my God, oh my fucking God, what are you doing? And he was attacked by three separate assailants. And he killed two of them. And the last one was this old mentor, which was the centurion guy.
Starting point is 00:27:51 And he was like, oh my God, you mad, Karn, your betrayal, how dare you strike down your battle brothers of your own Legion? How dare you do this to Angron and the world? eaters and then Karn was like, lull, La Mow, and he fucking severed his head, took his flamer, and started butchering Emperor's Legion and World Deaters alike, and then won the battle.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Holy shit! He doesn't give a fuck. Holy! Yeah, he did, there are zero fucks given. Damn, even his mentor, he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude. And then he just starts killing everybody. He doesn't give a shit. In the
Starting point is 00:28:30 tabletop, this man, this man, hits on twos, right? He hits on a two up, he hits you. But if you roll a one, you have to, if there's a friendly model near Card, you have to take that attack on a friendly model. Oh, God. It's one of my favorite rules. I get the name. I get the name. The name makes sense. And more reason that corn probably loves him. Oh, he doesn't care where the blood comes from. He's killing his own dudes. He's like, sick. Corn doesn't care if it, if World eaters are the ones dying as long as people are dying so yeah he probably fucking
Starting point is 00:29:06 loves corn. It loves him or Karn. Karn loves or Korn loves Korn. There we go. Korn does love Karm. His model does look a little bit like the Chad meme, I will admit. It's actually really close. It does. It's really close.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I don't know. I feel about that. I mean, Karn is a Chad, it sounds like. Just a fucking mega-chad. He's a mega-murderer. Jeez. Love the skull ornaments that he keeps on his on his loin cloth.
Starting point is 00:29:40 That's a nice touch. Clearly all about fashion. Yep, love it. Oh, he is the, I mean, you know, he could do with a little bit more flayed skin, but, you know, not everyone is as cool as the Hath Legion. Yeah, not everybody can pull off the scrote cloth, so. Oh, dude, speaking.
Starting point is 00:29:57 No, actually, not speaking of anything like that. Um, let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about Latara Sarin real quick. All right. Okay. Let's talk, let's talk about newly attributed best girl. Let's, let's talk about the, let's talk about my folder on my goddamn fucking desktop that says Latara Serrin ab pictures and show how it is fucking empty. Let's, let's talk, let's talk about La Tarim, the Conqueror's Ab's, and how the, folder has no five folders inside of it.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Listen, this is a public. I thought you're being serious that you had a folder that was just her abs. And I was like, oh, this is going to be a good episode. Maybe I do, but it's empty. This is a public, a public chastization for qua, a hit put out on the fucking, the fucking pussy-ass bitches who draw hentai on the internet. Where are my Latara serine ab pictures? That's a great question
Starting point is 00:31:02 Where's that man? Where is he? Drunk Remembrance sir That son of a bitch That constantly makes Eldars with abs and stuff What's wrong with you, ma'am? Huh? You too much of all bitch to draw Latara With her ab pictures Holy shit
Starting point is 00:31:20 The collars Come on, come on man What's wrong with you? Where is this shit? Our fan base You're gonna You're going to draw a goddamn picture of Imperium Coon in the Scola Progenium, but I can't get my goddamn Latara ab pictures. You sons of bitches.
Starting point is 00:31:43 This is what we need to use our newfound power for to make sure we get sexy ab pictures of Latara. I am. You're doing God's work here, Bricky, and I appreciate the sacrifice you're making. Let me explain the importance. Let me explain. Oh, okay, Shai found one ad picture. Thank you. Oh, one.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Great. Let me explain this significance, okay? Now, you see the picture there. Top right, Angron. Left, Kar and the Betrayer. Bottom right, Latara Sarin. Captain of the Conqueror, flagship of the world eaters. The mortal human captain.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Angron walks onto the bridge, goes to Latara and says, how's my ship doing? Latara says, you mean my ship. and we're doing fine. Whoa. She said that to Angron and she still lives? She lives. Reprimands Primark Angron from mistakenly referring to the Congress. His ship leaves.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Whoa. Oh, that's nothing. That, like, Latara is as if not, like, she is the most bloodthirsty fucking person. I think she has a kill count higher than Carn. Whoa. And she's just a mortal human female. Like she's not like genetically enhanced primark space. Does she even have a butcher's nail?
Starting point is 00:33:08 Nope. She is just a ruthless. I say this word in entire kindness. A ruthless bitch. She is, I use that as like not being mean, but like a boss-ass bitch kind of statements. Like, she is actually one of the best written female characters in Warhammer, I think. She's really high up there. Like, let me, like, obviously she didn't get as many kills as Karne did in melee combat, but
Starting point is 00:33:36 sure. She commands the, she is the captain of the conqueror, okay? Anytime she gets the chance, when she's fighting other ships in combat, she screams out, fire the ursus clause, ursher clause, because of course, in typical world eater fashion, The Conqueror has grappling hooks. And so this ship flies next to another one and fires out fucking harpoons into the other ship and drags it towards it. And then the world eaters jump on board and start boarding it and murdering them. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:34:14 That's what the world eaters are all about. Close, close hand-to-hand combat. We don't need no bitch guns. We need to slay you up close and person. That makes sense about the Ursula's. But every chance she gets, it's like a meme. Every time she's in a battlefield,
Starting point is 00:34:31 she's like, fire of the earth, or claws. Like, she, okay, all right. So,
Starting point is 00:34:40 they're fighting the ultramarines. Oh, now you got my attention. All right, let's go. This fucking dude, right? This is dude.
Starting point is 00:34:48 His name is, um, fuck, what was his name? Uh, it's like, starts like a D. Delveris.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Delveris was supposed to be on board the ship to stop, to stop fucking, uh, borders, you know, in case they got boreded. Um,
Starting point is 00:35:06 he decided not to. He was like, there's no glory in waiting here. And he went on to a ship and then, and went down to the surface to go fight. Right? Cool. He's a bitch.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Gotcha. Latara and her ship got boarded. And about two to three thousand, crew died and not just like regular crew like important people armamentarian people like important crew died
Starting point is 00:35:31 and Delveris comes back into the loading bay and he walks down the gang ramp and calmly Latara Sarin pulls out a las pistol and shoots him in the face oh boy she takes out a las pistol
Starting point is 00:35:49 fires square in between his eyes, shoots a world eaters captain in the face. Okay. And you know, and what happens after that is the guy's squad immediately shoots at her,
Starting point is 00:36:07 which then was blocked by her own group behind her. And this dude storms up to her and it's like, I'm, how fucking dare you, you fucking horror? Fire at me. And she just spits on his boots and stares at him. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:36:22 You whores, son, you absolute piece of trash. I needed you here. And you went to go run away chasing your glories like a dog. And then a bunch of other world eaters started walking up to Latara to protect her. And it was like, back off Delveris. And he's like, she shot me. It's like you probably deserved it. Back the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Damn. That's, whew. She shot. A world. She is a human, like a regular, unobmented human lady. And she's like, I'm going to shoot him into between the eyes. Jesus Christ. Also, how did he survive that?
Starting point is 00:37:06 Oh, he had the helmet on. Oh, he had his helmet. She was, she was reprimanding him. Gotcha. I thought she straight up killed him. I was like, oh, fuck. Did she literally kill this dude? I mean, that would be pretty hard.
Starting point is 00:37:19 No, it snacked his helmet back. he had a helmet on and she was reprimanding him for being a bitch. Later on, later on, she literally, like, she said you are confined to your arming chamber until I say otherwise. Like, discipline exists even if you consider yourself above it, Dalveris. And he accepted it. She put him in time out in his fucking room. She sent him to his room and instead of arguing with her anymore,
Starting point is 00:37:50 she was just like, yes, ma'am, and he left. That's so hard to imagine, right? Like this big, just like chaos, because they're chaos right now, right? Yeah, yeah. This is, I think, during the heresy. Big chaos space marine is getting talked down to by just a mortal, female.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Okay, mom, I guess I'll go to my womb. Like, holy shit. So what exactly did she do to like earn all this like Like did she Kill a bunch of like what's what's what's her like big claim to fame that makes her so fucking hard? Or did she just not give a fuck? She's just a An extremely
Starting point is 00:38:36 Brutal woman Like it's like her right Her quote to Delveris was We lost over 2,000 crew to 13 legions bolters you stupid wholesome The ultramarines knew where to board us were to strike 2,000 men and women dead because you wanted to chase glory down there in the dust. Not slave deck dregs and war fodder. Trained vital crew.
Starting point is 00:38:59 We sustained enough internal damage to either conqueror won't fully function until she's been dry-ocked for a month or more. Am I making myself clear, you arrogant swine? You have your orders. Now get out of my sight. And said, for a moment, it looked as though he refused. In the end, Delveris inclined his head in a nod, saluted her with a fist over his heart, and led his men away. Damn.
Starting point is 00:39:21 She could. Okay, more, more things. So eventually, you know, during the heresy, things were getting a little rough, right? Of course. And a couple of the captains were ready to actually bail because like this is when a couple of like the, not Trader Legion, but like the more loyal people, I think,
Starting point is 00:39:42 stuck around. And so they started meeting secretly because Latar was like, yeah, okay, things are getting a little bit bad. I should probably fucking dip, you know? And so she secured five shuttles to take the escapees
Starting point is 00:39:57 to a different Legion frigate. And so one by one, these shuttles were filled up and they were getting ready and obviously, I think Maruk and a skein are the names. They stayed behind because the captain needs to leave last
Starting point is 00:40:11 to avoid suspicion. However, Karn confronted them so they could escape and declared them as traitors. and a battle erupted, but they were able to make their way away from Karn into the escape shuttles.
Starting point is 00:40:27 But then as they were escaping, the shuttles started getting blown up. Like, of the five shuttles, one of them started getting fired on by the conqueror, and the next, and four out of the five all got blown up, except for the one with Maruk and Latara on it. And then Maruk looked around
Starting point is 00:40:48 and was like, Latara's not fucking here. And she was still on the Conqueror. And she was like, nobody runs from the Conqueror. And she, and she lied to them the whole time. She played them for a fool.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Oh, shit. So she was firing on her own escape pods? Yeah, she tricked them into having them run away. And then she just didn't board and started blasting the escape pods out of the, air. And when he asked why she did this, she didn't answer and just chuckled and blew his ship into pieces. Whoa. Whoa. Jesus. And let's not forget, she also conspire with the night lords to teleport Angron into the maze because he was killing too many of her personnel.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Oh, that's, that's fair. That's, oh, sure. And that's where you get the, the, my, my imaginary juggernaut theme of just, uh, Angron, just bursting through walls. Okay, cool. So, D.K., I reiterate, where are my fucking Latara ab pictures? I second that. Where is my Latara Seren surname, the Conqueror's Abbs?
Starting point is 00:42:04 That is her fucking title now. The Conqueror's Abbs. The Conqueror's Abbs. As soon as you said that, all I could imagine was like this giant, like, because the Conquer is like a big spaceship. right, it's big chaos spaceship. All I could imagine now is like a fighter flying under it and looking up me like, does that thing have abs?
Starting point is 00:42:25 And literally the ship has abs. It's like, are those, it's a six-pack up there? They just have a window on the bottom of the ship and it's just her pressing her abs to the tiny little window. And then right, those abs and then the fucking Urster Clause fire into the ship.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Like, oh no! That needs to be the one that gets made. Please. Little window on the conquer. She's just like, abs. Ebers and Claus. So funny enough.
Starting point is 00:42:57 So she's still alive. Oh, okay. Well, of course she is. She's hard, dude. Well, no, she was commanding to conquer heresy. Right. She was only, okay, so we don't know where she is. She is allegedly alive.
Starting point is 00:43:16 But she was only 30 years. years old when she took command of the conqueror during the heresy. Oh, so she, it's not like she died of old age or anything. Well, I mean, she is just a mortal human, so. True. The idea is that we don't know where she is and we don't know where the conqueror is. Like, they're gone. We have no clue.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Some people believe that she may have, like, fused with the ship with like some kind of warp demon fuckery. So the conquer could actually have abs now. That's what you're saying. Oh shit, it's a good point. Oh, no! Oh, no! We're so fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Oh, my God. Where's that picture? Wait, hold on. SpongeBob licking, PNG. Oh, no. I found it. I don't know this meme. Shy, you better...
Starting point is 00:44:12 Oh, that's not the right link right there. That is not. All right. You better post this in the video, Shy. That's me to the abs. Just like... Same. Same.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Me too. Me too. All right. So, D.K., excessively objectifying women aside. Oh, yeah. That's fair. That's not the greatest. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:44:35 We're talking about the ship, though. This is a ship at this point, right? It's the ship's abs. Great point. Yeah, yeah. Point being, point being, regardless, she is a really great character. It's insane It's one of those awesome ideas
Starting point is 00:44:51 Where like one of the most savage And bloodthirsty world eaters Is a human captain lady Like it's not even Karn or anything I mean Karn is pretty pretty bloodthirsty But it's just a human captain Like the flagship The largest ship
Starting point is 00:45:08 The one that Angron lives on Is more importance Who That's a nice juxtaposition of like all these big chaos space marines and it's like who do you fear space marine it's like her she's mean she yells really loud at me and shoots me in the face and i don't like it i think i found one of those um i think it was like the la la la what the fuck latararararapter meem or no it's a terminator meme i think where it's um here it is i found i found it
Starting point is 00:45:45 it. I found it. It's just legionaries thinking they can talk back to her. There it is. She's fucking nuts. I think that's great though. It's all these bloodthirsty maniacs and it's just like
Starting point is 00:46:04 Mama said, knock you out. Yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. Yes, yes, ma'am. Please don't. Please don't shoot me again. That's, that's damn. What a blast. Yeah, it's, she's, she's, He's got a lot of respect. If you ever want to know anything more about her,
Starting point is 00:46:21 she's mainly in the book called Conqueror. I think it's called The Betrayer. The Name of the Ships The Conqueror. It's just called Betrayer is the name of the book. It's one of the Horacee books. It was written by Aaron Dembsky Bowden, which I think I would, he wrote my Nightlord's trilogy.
Starting point is 00:46:36 I think he might be the best, the best 40K writer. He's like definitely top three. He's really good. But yeah, if you want to know more about her, that's the way. You could just jump into that. one, right? That's not like you need to read like the other
Starting point is 00:46:49 12 books in the Horace Heresy tree. You could like just be like, oh yeah, I just want to know more about Latara and I'm assuming the word readers. I'm gonna just jump into the betrayer. I think you do need the other books, but you know, if you're just really horny, then just go ahead and read it.
Starting point is 00:47:04 So what you're telling me is just go read the betrayer. Gotcha. Yeah, fuck it, man. I don't know. Just just don't care enough, I suppose. Gotcha. It works for me. I like it. I like it. Been there, done that, got the poster. Okay, cool. It's a, it's a, got the poster. Yeah, yeah, you know, once our Grafax Celestine 1 gets finished,
Starting point is 00:47:22 you know, we go for a fact what we're doing after that one. I, this was going to be the world eaters. On the grounds that may incriminate me. The fucking World Eaters episode and this just became the simping over Latara episode. It really did. Can't help, but she's a badass and she has abs of steel. Like what? Literally.
Starting point is 00:47:45 What more could you want? She's perfect Now it's literally Abs of Steel Because she's fused with it Well It's It's fan
Starting point is 00:47:54 It's It's fanan that she Like fan canon That she is now Like some kind of demon Fused with the ship We honestly don't know What's up with her
Starting point is 00:48:03 She might have become a demon She might not have Obviously corn probably likes her Oh yeah Corn probably loves her Right Well a bit She does kill with like
Starting point is 00:48:12 commanding a ship She's not like doing melee combat So That's true But maybe he appreciates her for like the fact that she's immortal when she does that. Yeah. Probably doesn't love her as much as he loves Karn. But still.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Yeah. Honestly. Honestly, I always had this homebrewd idea to have her as a model because she's not a model or anything. And have her as like a supreme commander, kind of like Belisarius call or whatever. But it's just a model of her with like a contingent of like five bodyguard terminators. And they all all act as like one unit. And she gives out all these really good buffs and shit, but, you know, she's got her, like, her bodyguards. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:51 I thought I'd be kind of a neat idea. Because they actually just released the Gaunt's Ghosts group or whatever. Yeah, the new guards. Which is our next book. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Anyway, did you have any questions you wanted to ask about the world leaders?
Starting point is 00:49:09 Any ideas? Anything you want to know, nothing that I could talk about to a PG-Od. but, uh... Oh yeah, I forgot. We have a PG podcast. Yeah. That's true. Totally PG.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Abbs of steel, SpongeBob meme. Look, shy, if you're going to do that SpongeBob thing, you got to do it on, like, the actual ship. Like, you got to get a picture of the Conqueror and then put SpongeBob on, like, the underside of it. Yeah, yeah. Where we were objectifying the conquer the whole time. The ship, obviously, guys.
Starting point is 00:49:44 but that's fucking world eater's wild I love it they're so wild I'm glad that they have that subversion too where one of the best characters is just a regular human lady
Starting point is 00:49:57 yeah which yeah which is GW has not been particularly great at writing female characters in the past and so this is a
Starting point is 00:50:10 welcome welcome uh difference or contrary to the normal stuff. It is very nice to see. And it's very cool to have a kind of character like that. Also, not just that, but like Angron is literally a demon primark. The dude is insane.
Starting point is 00:50:29 And Carn is an absolute badass. Oh, God, yeah. Corn and Carn. Got to make that happen, too. That sitcom? The Corn and Carnes sitcom? Yeah, got to make it happen. Got to make it happen.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's too good of an idea to just let's slip by. On the tabletop, the world eaters are insane. Like, they're corn berserkers. I think they have, like, when they hit and charge you, they hit you like six or seven times. And they, and then they... But they fight again afterwards. So, like a squad of 10 puts out like 160 chain sort of attacks
Starting point is 00:51:04 or some bullshit. Whoa. That is... That is a lot of chains sort of attacks. That's a lot. They hit really hard. They hit really hard. So I assume they're fairly decent
Starting point is 00:51:17 in the tabletop then. If they're going to... No, they're terrible. Is it because they're so up close and there's so many other like Chaos Space Marines and Space Marines that can do everything at range and just pick them off?
Starting point is 00:51:30 It's because Chaos Space Marines aren't very good right now much because they don't have their new codecs yet. And World Deaters are because of that rather squishy for their points and therefore getting close enough to cause pain is a lot harder. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Gotcha. It's more of like they can't get there quick enough. Like, like, Jacari, for instance, are very, like,
Starting point is 00:51:54 they were kind of the boogeyman for a while. They were the best damn faction they might still be. But they had these like really big, really good transports. You know,
Starting point is 00:52:02 because they like kind of hang off their skiffs and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Those kept them alive until they can get close enough to cause problems. Gotcha. They got no,
Starting point is 00:52:12 they got no way to get it. Yeah, they need some extra help for that, but they are still pretty darn neat. Fantastic. You, uh, is it take us home time? I think it might be. I think it might be take us home time. Uh, thank you everyone for watching. Uh, thank you for, uh, being pretty darn, pretty darn cool with all of all of your,
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