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make your oh so, so charming Warhammer meme post. That was all the beginning fun stuff. Now we're doing
World Eaters and and World Eaters in particular. We already did Angeron last week.
because that's that's the new idea right um which also by the way we slapped that fucking nine thousand
dollar goals so we got to do alpha legium um i know that a lot of people are asking us about a co-lab
or two involving alpha lesion we have ideas and we won't say anything else besides that but expect
alpha legion in the coming episodes not exactly sure when but in the next couple episodes
you might see it but honestly
Side note, what we're doing now is kind of like that doubling up idea.
We mentioned where you talk about the Prime Arc in one episode, and they talk about like
the Legion in the next a little bit more.
And this one's the Legion episode.
And we're going to be a lot more chill today.
We're just going to be stupid and have a good time.
Let's go.
Let's vibe.
I'm going to vibe in a little bit.
So we've got World Eaters.
The 12th Legion.
I'm actually surprised.
I didn't think about this much, but you know the Eighth Legion?
is the night lords, but
eight is the number of corn
and the
world eaters is the 12th Legion.
That's kind of, it's kind of
weird.
Is it though? Well, I guess
you would think that
the world eaters would be the number of corn,
right? And not the night lords.
You think that the, yeah,
I guess that's a little weird.
You think the GW writers would have
like done that, like some foresight or whatever and been like
we'll call the world ears the eighth because, you know,
It makes sense as foretelling or whatever, but...
Wait, do you think that GW has foresight?
You got to be kidding me.
From everything I've learned, that is like the last thing GW has.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, world eaters.
So, obviously, this is the Coronate Legion.
We talked about Angron and all an angry man.
There's a couple other characters that we want to talk about a little bit more.
What's about a car and a bit?
But let's talk about how the world leaders fight.
I want to talk a little bit about the world leaders and what they do.
And some of the traditions, because there's actually kind of a lot of really cool ones.
So like...
Traditions.
They're traditions.
I like the amount of sarcasm and irony that I'm hearing.
I love it.
I'm just expecting like,
I'm expecting like, oh yes,
it's a traditional ceremonial
chain axe ripping
or something and I'm,
I'm,
the,
so post heresy,
when the world leaders fully went all corn,
um,
they basically were like,
yo,
ranged weapons.
What's this pussy shit?
They,
they threw down like a pretty large amount of their ranged
weapons and just kept a bolt pistol.
and chain axes and chains swords instead.
And they just like,
bling themselves at the enemy at Mach 5.
Like, the corn,
Berserker is their main dude.
That's like the main idea is a cornet,
a corinate berserker is a space marium
with like dual wielding chain axes
or duoling chain swords
and just running at a guy screaming his head off.
Because if you're a fan of Corm,
you want blood to flow
and so long as blood is
being shed, it doesn't really matter
who it's being shed from because it all
satiates the god.
So, if you're murdering people,
awesome. If you die,
awesome.
Like, more blood.
More blood. Corn is happy.
Corn's stoked. Blood for the blood god.
Yeah.
So they're just like frothing at the mouth.
Like psychotic dudes
just screaming, just taking out
two chains swords turning them on going like,
re! And they fucking fly at like,
fly at their enemies
head pounding, listening to
fucking asking Alexandria as they start
cleaving through some poor guardsmen.
So I would assume
it's a safe bet that there aren't a whole lot of
psychers in the World Eaters.
Oh, dude, you want to talk about,
you want to talk more about, we didn't talk enough
about the psychers in the last episode.
You want to talk about World Eaters' Cykers?
Oh, they exist?
They actually...
Not anymore.
They don't.
Oh, no.
Did they just straight up kill all the psychers?
Oh, no, that's right.
You were...
Oh, shoot, that's right.
There's something where they...
Doesn't...
Doesn't...
Doesn't...
And Gras...
No, he killed all the librarians.
Did he kill all the psychers, too?
Well, librarians are psychers, but...
Oh, okay.
So, okay, so basically,
there were obviously psychers
that were given to the world leaders
by the emperor way back in the day.
Am...
They...
hated these psychers.
The world eaters despised them
because Angron
despised them because the psychic
power of these guys would
cause like a feedback
in his butcher's nails.
And so whenever psychers would walk
by him, he'd feel like excessive
pain.
So just being
in the presence of these psychers
made him like angry
because it would unnaturally
affect the butcher nails.
And cause issues.
He needed any help being angry, right?
Yeah, he
Angron.
Angron, turns out,
didn't need much help being angrier.
But because he hated them so much,
naturally his legion,
in like, yes, Papa,
I hate the psychers too, Papa.
We're also really pleased to hate them as well.
And when they started getting their butcher nails implants as well,
they really started hating the librarians.
Yep.
The thing is that the librarian,
also were given the butcher's nails
sometimes to control their psychic talents
and anyone who ever got the nails implanted
in their head died
one time a dude just like
on the field of battle lost his fucking mime
and like lightning just burst from his eyes
and he killed like three squads
sometimes they would just blow up
like they would literally
just stand there and they would just combust into flaming piles of gore.
Jesus.
So like a cycle with a butcher nail is just a walking time bomb.
Basically.
Oh.
This, they're like, brother, brother sustenious.
What is, among us crewmate twerking gif?
What are you doing today?
And he just, he just explodes.
He just explodes out of nowhere.
He's eating coffee or drinking coffees goes,
I mean, corn must like that.
Well, what corn?
No, he likes that.
Okay, because I was going to say he's not suffering much.
Blood is aflowing.
No, no, suffering is Slanesh.
Oh, you're right.
Torture is bad for corn.
Right.
Corn just wants them to die.
Oh, that's fair.
Okay, I got my chaos.
God's mixed up and what they wanted.
Yeah, corn just wants the blood to flow.
That's right.
You're right, you're right.
This actually...
That's why I hate Slenish so much, because it doesn't kill anybody.
He just keeps torturing him.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I hate each of.
other. Now, that though made the psychers like really ostracized by the world eaters. They would be,
they would be forced to stay alone in their chambers. They would walk down a hall. A world eaters
would spit at their boots and stay far away from them. No one would speak to them. Often they
would leave them to die on the battlefield because they saw them as like a problem. They were literally
bullied kids. They were, they were consistently bullied by their brethren so often.
And because they couldn't take the butcher's nails, you know, like that made them not good for their primark.
You know, they're not strong enough.
You're not strong enough to be like dad and understand us.
We're not like most kids.
And especially at the end when they're built different, built different, built different sex E.
Cadia stands segmentum solar.
The memes are aflowing today, boys.
Let's go.
Ang, Gron.
Oh, no.
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
You will be joffing on your own free will.
I started this.
Oh, no.
Get me out.
But a few things that were interesting.
Yeah, like obviously Angron at the end when he turned into a big demon, that's when he killed the final librarians.
And that made Corr really stoked because Corrin's like,
ew, psychers.
I don't like him.
And then he just
don't worry, I got you.
They're gone.
Librarians dead.
I hate him too.
He's really nasty.
Apparently, Shai tells me something
that someone pointed out
that felt was kind of neat.
Apparently, Angron, like most Primarks
was also a cyker, because most primarks were
cykers. But his ability was to
soothe others' people and pain.
So he used to keep his fellow slaves
alive, but when he was implanted with the
nails, he went away completely.
that is ironic on the highest level.
Like that is irony at its peak.
Angron's ability was to soothe other people's pain and anger.
If I'm not mistaken, I think the emperor wanted Angron to be his compassion and empathy.
Like to show off his compassion and empathy.
Good job, Biggie.
Well done, dude.
And he showed Angron so much compassion and empathy, right?
Oh, yeah.
So giving, big, so giving.
Oh, just get that guy the world's greatest dad mug.
So, Shai also shared a quote with us.
I actually had that one opened up already, Shai.
We're thinking the same.
Let me tell you a quote from Angron to Gilleman
during their big fight.
What would you know of struggle, perfect, son?
When have you fought against the mutilation of your mind?
When have you had anything to do or had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armor?
The people of your world named you great one.
The people of mine called me slave.
Which one of us landed on a paradise of civilization to be raised by a foster father, Rabouté?
Which one of us was given armies to lead after training in the halls of McCrachian high riders?
Which one of us inherited a strong, cultured kingdom?
And which one of us had to rise up against a kingdom?
them with nothing but a horde of starving slaves. Which one of us was a child enslaved on a world
of monsters with his brain cut up by carving knives? Listen to your blue-clad wretches, yelling of
courage and honor, courage and honor, courage and honor. Do you know the meaning of those words?
Courage is fighting the kingdom which enslaves you, no matter what their armies outnumbers you
by 10,000 to one. You know nothing of courage. Honor is resisting a tyrant when all others
suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy.
He feeds them.
You know nothing of honor.
Girly man is a bitch.
Quote,
Angron, Primark of the 12th Legion.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
That is a quote and a half.
God.
Is it Croist?
Which one of the Australians?
It's Jesus Christ.
Which ones of our Australian fucking Legion?
We got Italian word bears.
which one gets to be the Aussies.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know enough about all the legions
to know which ones get to be the Aussies.
Damn it, because we got,
the night lords are now our Slavs,
Slavs, our Russians.
We got our Italian world, word bears.
Maybe the world leaders are Australian.
They're, they're, like,
like, hey, Karn, you fucking cunt.
Get over here.
Totally.
That's a great Australian accent, too.
Don't let anyone tell you,
differently.
That sucks.
Shut the fuck up.
No, I was, I was only being
slightly sarcastic,
but that's a fucking quote.
It's better than my,
it's better than my Italian accent,
which is just me going,
eh, hey.
That's not a high bar,
but,
I just said it's not exactly.
I mean,
so you're like a foot off the ground
is that bar.
Let's talk about the triumph rope now.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Let's go back to the,
to the lore, eh?
Here's actually an interesting one, okay?
It's the triumph rope.
So there's this thing called the triumph rope, right?
And the triumph rope is a, I guess like a custom, I suppose.
And the concept is that before a battle, you would carve a line into your body.
Oh, okay.
After battle, if you're victorious, it would heal normally, right?
but if you were defeated or lost the battle
you would shove the dirt of the world into the wound
so if you won
it would be a red twist scar
but if you lost it would be a black twist scar
and so you could keep track of your like battle honors
that way and show
it to your fellow legionaries that way
oh wow that is a very
very world eater thing to do holy shit
Naturally, Angron had the longest triumph rope, which went from, it began the base of his spine all the way up his backbone, then veered around his left of his body riding down into his hip and then curving.
It's like this long fucking rope.
But it said that the entire thing is pink because he didn't get the chance to rub the dirt of his homeworld as he was teleported away and he was robbed of a true failure.
Oh, well that's true
That's true
Wait, so like when you start the
Like you start the rope somewhere
And then you just keep adding to it as battles go on
I believe so
That or like you could place it in different spots
But I think you just place it in one area and you keep going
And you rub you rub dirt into it or whatever if you failed
So you have a different kind of color
It's a neat concept
It's a very cool idea
Yeah I was thinking like you would scar up one finger
And it's like oh did we win
dirt dirt dirt and then you score up another finger and so on and so forth
I wasn't sure if it was just like one continuous thing that goes like up your arm over your
shoulder across your collarbone and you know anyway
one one finger does not feel nearly enough to feel like a world eater as world leaders go
that's fair you maybe you start at the finger just go all the way up your arm right
anyway yeah you gotta put it on your face make like tear drops
Oh no
Make a smiley face
They're just going across your hair
Do you like a Joker thing
Where you just have your your Joker face rope
Now all I can imagine
Is a world eater going
You want to know how I got these scars
That's stupid
Very very stupid
That's what I do
So
So I want to talk about Karn
Oh yeah
cut out, cut out,
cut out,
damaged on the forehead.
You got Jared,
the rope says,
Jared Leto's the world eater.
Yeah.
Honestly,
if anyone was going to have
damage on their forehead,
it would probably be Conrad Kurtz.
Oh God,
yeah,
if so,
he would,
he would probably do it,
too.
Yeah,
well,
maybe.
He certainly became a bit
of a creepy
fucking grumbling
here the end of his life.
Yeah,
I actually,
that Jared Letto Joker
was really good
and I love him.
It's like,
okay, Curves, back in the shadows, bud.
I actually just finished like a charity stream a few days ago,
and one of the goals was to do a whole nightlords army,
so I got to buy a whole nightlords army now.
Oh, that's cold.
Originally, it was just a couple minis here and there,
but now it's like full-on army, here we go.
If finally, so we all have a chaos faction that we like now a lot, right?
You've got the night lords.
I'm thousand sons, and I think Shai really likes the Alpha Legion, doesn't she?
So we're all chaos.
I thought Shire liked the word bearers
I thought she was a Lorgar Simp
Oh
But Lorgar sucks
Oh
But Lord Gar's
I don't
Mamma Mia Lorgar Pizzeria
Yeah
Stop
Maranera sauce coated from the sky
Hey
Because Lorgar's the one where he was like
Oh boy let's all praise the emperor
And the emperor was like no
burned everything
So I always pictured Lorgar as being hell of lame.
I think Shai likes Lorgar because Lorgar won.
Because the Imperium turned into what Lorgar, like, wanted.
That's true.
That's true.
It essentially did become what Lorgar wanted it to become,
even though Biggie was like,
stop it.
Stop it.
You know.
It's bad.
He rolled up the newspaper and...
Big E really does not know the fuck he wants.
Because I was...
So I've started...
I finished up that Night Lord's omnibundee.
the trilogy of books.
And I'm reading the Conrad Kerr's book now.
And it's literally Conrad yelling at a flesh sculpture of the emperor in his throne room.
Like airing his grievances.
And one of them was like, he made a good point.
We talked about it.
I was like, yo, Big E, you wanted him to murder and flay people.
Like you told him, yeah, go to town, do terror tactics.
And then when it wasn't a use for you anymore, you like reprimanded him.
Like, what the fuck?
You can't just do that.
Also, can we back up just a second?
I agree with all of that.
Did you say he was yelling at a flesh sculpture of Biggie?
Did you specifically say flesh sculpture?
He took a bunch of living humans and he contorted them into like a puppet of Biggie in his room and then he's yelling at it.
This is like, this is the night of his death where he really like degraded it as a like to turn into a gremlin.
Yeah, that sounds awful.
He was, he was a little less weird.
Anyway, this is the world of the episode.
We'll talk more about night lords later.
Yeah, we'll get one day.
So lull said Carn the betrayer, LaMau.
Let's talk about Carn the Betrayer.
All right.
So Carn is also known as Mr. I jerk off with my left hand man.
because every single fucking image of him
post World Eaters is him with a really...
It looks like Quagmire after he figured out
what internet porn was.
Oh my God.
You're right.
Every picture is just like him with a really buffy shit left arm.
Yeah, he always has his left arm on covers.
Big old chain around it.
Geez.
So, Karn, back during the Warhounds, World Eater,
time pre-heresy was actually a pretty
goddamn good commander
guy. Karn
was a great captain. He was
assault captain,
that's right. He was
fiercely intelligent.
And
even Abadon himself is like, yeah,
watch out for that Karn guy.
He is scary.
There it is. Only a fool
takes Karn for a mindless brute or rabid
dog. Under that blood-soaked
helm lurks in intelligence and cunning,
that makes him a masterful killer.
Trust me when I say there is a dark purpose in his madness,
quote, Abidon of the spoiler.
Kyle.
Kyle.
You say Kyle, right?
Issa Kyle.
That's some high praise coming from Abby,
because Abby's no slouch.
Well, obviously, Abby's no slouch,
but that's a big deal.
They get Abidon to say that about you.
So he must be a hard motherfucker.
Karn is a hardcore guy,
but he was a really interesting.
character in the
what was the I think the Conqueror book
one of the horse heresy stuff
because he was obviously you know he was the guy
who was like Angron stopped
killing our dudes and then he just got us
face beat it and he's like
Angron stop killing our dudes
oh hey you're still alive I respect
you now and then he went to
everyone went to Angron when Engron ran
away and lived as like a fucking homeless man
He was like Engron and got
Angron out of his little slump
because he was being a little whiny bitch
Karn is cool
But Karn
I mean obviously when they went full of corn
After Angron killed all the
The librarians
And they went full on corn
The question really comes down to
How'd Karn the betrayer get his name
The Betrayer?
I was going to ask
So far he hasn't done anything
To actually like betray
Angron
The World Eaters or Corn
So
Yeah, Bricky
How did he get that name?
Well
I mean first
First things first, he was also the first ever world leaders to get the butcher nails, which obviously increases respect a bit more for obvious reasons.
But the reason he got his name is actually from this battle on a, I think it's a demon world.
I'm trying to know the name of the demon world because I had it here and now I'm scrolling and I fucked it up and I lost it.
God damn it, Karne.
It's a demon world.
This is Karin's fault.
No doubt
He betrayed you
He erased it
Motherfucker
Karn the betrayer
fucked me up
Yep
There it is
Skulathricks
Whoa
Scalathrix
So it was a demon
World
After the Horace
Heresy
Like
Let me make this clear
About Karm
Korn likes this dude
Corn
Fist bumps Karn
Korn and Karn
All right
It's a sitcom
They are
Bros to Broend
It is
told that there is specifically
a pile of skulls
next to Corne's throne
and that is only from Carn
Karn. Karn has
Karn has
by himself killed
over a million people
who
like in combat with his fists
and his swords and
his axes like he has killed
a lot like exterminatus
you know a little bit of a planet whatever but this
man is actually took the heads off
of like over a million
people.
No wonder corn likes him so much and fist bumps
him. He thinks he's a badass.
Yeah. Also
corn and carn totally sounds like a sitcom
name. A great sitcom name.
Corn and carn.
Do do do do do. Get in schools for
the skull god. Paying taxes
in the evening. Do do do.
Oh no. Now I'm
just imagining like this big
demon corn and little corn both in like
actuary suits, just like very acts, and just sitting at a table, doing taxes, and then they both look at each other, and it's like the clock says closing time, and they just go out, rip off their suits and start murdering people.
The Ben Affleck and the accountant.
Yeah, it's closing time, bitches.
So this demon world, basically, they were doing what they normally like to do, which is fight the Emperor's Children, because Emperor's Children are shitterheads.
Yes, they are.
And so the two of them were engaging over battle.
I don't really remember the reason why.
Not really important.
Point being, they were fighting.
I think they were trying to claim it in Corrin's name or whatever, but they were fighting.
And the battle was very long.
And eventually the nighttime of the demon world arrived.
And it was really fucking cold.
Like so cold that it could kill space marines outright in minutes.
And so both of the...
It's really cold.
and both of the groups
ended up with a momentary ceasefire
and had them retreat back
into their camps and bunkers because they literally
couldn't fight each other, right?
And Karn was like,
Lul, said Karn the betrayer,
La Mow, and he pulled out his
Flamer and he started to torch
all of their buildings,
their own buildings.
Like, you guys are going to fight them?
You fucking pussies?
And he started burning his own buildings up.
Holy shit.
And then a couple people went to reprimand him for this thing.
They're like, oh my God, oh my fucking God, what are you doing?
And he was attacked by three separate assailants.
And he killed two of them.
And the last one was this old mentor, which was the centurion guy.
And he was like, oh my God, you mad, Karn, your betrayal, how dare you strike down your battle brothers of your own Legion?
How dare you do this to Angron and the world?
eaters and then Karn was like, lull,
La Mow, and he
fucking severed his head, took
his flamer, and started butchering
Emperor's Legion and World Deaters
alike, and then won the battle.
Holy shit!
He doesn't give a fuck.
Holy! Yeah, he did, there are
zero fucks given.
Damn, even his mentor, he's just
like, yeah, whatever, dude.
And then he just starts killing everybody.
He doesn't give a shit. In the
tabletop, this man, this man,
hits on twos, right? He hits on a two up, he hits you. But if you roll a one, you have to,
if there's a friendly model near Card, you have to take that attack on a friendly model.
Oh, God. It's one of my favorite rules. I get the name. I get the name. The name makes sense.
And more reason that corn probably loves him. Oh, he doesn't care where the blood comes from.
He's killing his own dudes. He's like, sick. Corn doesn't care if it, if World
eaters are the ones dying as long as people
are dying so yeah he probably fucking
loves corn. It loves him or
Karn. Karn loves or Korn loves
Korn. There we go. Korn does love Karm.
His model does look a little bit like
the Chad meme, I will admit.
It's actually
really close.
It does. It's really close.
I don't know. I feel about that.
I mean,
Karn is a Chad, it sounds like.
Just a fucking mega-chad.
He's a mega-murderer.
Jeez.
Love the skull ornaments that he keeps on his
on his loin cloth.
That's a nice touch.
Clearly all about fashion.
Yep, love it.
Oh, he is the, I mean, you know,
he could do with a little bit more flayed skin,
but, you know, not everyone is as cool as the Hath Legion.
Yeah, not everybody can pull off the scrote cloth, so.
Oh, dude, speaking.
No, actually, not speaking of anything like that.
Um, let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about Latara Sarin real quick.
All right.
Okay.
Let's talk, let's talk about newly attributed best girl.
Let's, let's talk about the, let's talk about my folder on my goddamn fucking desktop that says Latara Serrin ab pictures and show how it is fucking empty.
Let's, let's talk, let's talk about La Tarim, the Conqueror's Ab's, and how the,
folder has no five folders inside of it.
Listen, this is a public.
I thought you're being serious that you had a folder that was just her abs.
And I was like, oh, this is going to be a good episode.
Maybe I do, but it's empty.
This is a public, a public chastization for qua, a hit put out on the fucking, the fucking
pussy-ass bitches who draw hentai on the internet.
Where are my Latara serine ab pictures?
That's a great question
Where's that man? Where is he?
Drunk Remembrance sir
That son of a bitch
That constantly makes Eldars with abs and stuff
What's wrong with you, ma'am?
Huh? You too much of all bitch to draw Latara
With her ab pictures
Holy shit
The collars
Come on, come on man
What's wrong with you? Where is this shit?
Our fan base
You're gonna
You're going to draw a goddamn picture of Imperium Coon in the Scola Progenium,
but I can't get my goddamn Latara ab pictures.
You sons of bitches.
This is what we need to use our newfound power for to make sure we get sexy ab pictures of Latara.
I am.
You're doing God's work here, Bricky, and I appreciate the sacrifice you're making.
Let me explain the importance.
Let me explain.
Oh, okay, Shai found one ad picture.
Thank you.
Oh, one.
Great.
Let me explain this significance, okay?
Now, you see the picture there.
Top right, Angron.
Left, Kar and the Betrayer.
Bottom right, Latara Sarin.
Captain of the Conqueror, flagship of the world eaters.
The mortal human captain.
Angron walks onto the bridge, goes to Latara and says, how's my ship doing?
Latara says, you mean my ship.
and we're doing fine.
Whoa.
She said that to Angron and she still lives?
She lives.
Reprimands Primark Angron from mistakenly referring to the Congress.
His ship leaves.
Whoa.
Oh, that's nothing.
That, like, Latara is as if not, like, she is the most bloodthirsty fucking person.
I think she has a kill count higher than Carn.
Whoa.
And she's just a mortal human female.
Like she's not like genetically enhanced primark space.
Does she even have a butcher's nail?
Nope.
She is just a ruthless.
I say this word in entire kindness.
A ruthless bitch.
She is, I use that as like not being mean, but like a boss-ass bitch kind of statements.
Like, she is actually one of the best written female characters in Warhammer, I think.
She's really high up there.
Like, let me, like, obviously she didn't get as many kills as Karne did in melee combat, but
sure.
She commands the, she is the captain of the conqueror, okay?
Anytime she gets the chance, when she's fighting other ships in combat, she screams out,
fire the ursus clause, ursher clause, because of course, in typical world eater fashion,
The Conqueror has grappling hooks.
And so this ship flies next to another one and fires out fucking harpoons into the other ship and drags it towards it.
And then the world eaters jump on board and start boarding it and murdering them.
That makes sense.
That's what the world eaters are all about.
Close, close hand-to-hand combat.
We don't need no bitch guns.
We need to slay you up close and person.
That makes sense about the Ursula's.
But every chance she gets,
it's like a meme.
Every time she's in a battlefield,
she's like,
fire of the earth,
or claws.
Like,
she,
okay,
all right.
So,
they're fighting the ultramarines.
Oh,
now you got my attention.
All right,
let's go.
This fucking dude,
right?
This is dude.
His name is,
um,
fuck,
what was his name?
Uh,
it's like,
starts like a D.
Delveris.
Delveris was supposed to be on board the ship
to stop,
to stop fucking,
uh,
borders,
you know,
in case they got boreded.
Um,
he decided not to.
He was like,
there's no glory in waiting here.
And he went on to a ship and then,
and went down to the surface to go fight.
Right?
Cool.
He's a bitch.
Gotcha.
Latara and her ship got boarded.
And about two to three thousand,
crew died
and not just like regular
crew like important people
armamentarian people like important
crew died
and Delveris comes back
into the loading bay
and he walks down the gang ramp
and calmly Latara
Sarin pulls out a las pistol
and shoots him in the face
oh boy
she takes out a las pistol
fires square in between
his eyes, shoots a world
eaters captain in
the face.
Okay.
And you know, and what happens
after that is the guy's squad
immediately shoots at her,
which then was blocked by
her own group behind her.
And this dude storms
up to her and it's like, I'm, how fucking
dare you, you fucking horror? Fire
at me. And she just spits
on his boots and
stares at him. And it's like,
You whores, son, you absolute piece of trash.
I needed you here.
And you went to go run away chasing your glories like a dog.
And then a bunch of other world eaters started walking up to Latara to protect her.
And it was like, back off Delveris.
And he's like, she shot me.
It's like you probably deserved it.
Back the fuck up.
Damn.
That's, whew.
She shot.
A world.
She is a human, like a regular, unobmented human lady.
And she's like, I'm going to shoot him into between the eyes.
Jesus Christ.
Also, how did he survive that?
Oh, he had the helmet on.
Oh, he had his helmet.
She was, she was reprimanding him.
Gotcha.
I thought she straight up killed him.
I was like, oh, fuck.
Did she literally kill this dude?
I mean, that would be pretty hard.
No, it snacked his helmet back.
he had a helmet on and she was reprimanding him for being a bitch.
Later on, later on, she literally, like,
she said you are confined to your arming chamber until I say otherwise.
Like, discipline exists even if you consider yourself above it, Dalveris.
And he accepted it.
She put him in time out in his fucking room.
She sent him to his room and instead of arguing with her anymore,
she was just like, yes, ma'am, and he left.
That's so hard to imagine, right?
Like this big, just like chaos,
because they're chaos right now, right?
Yeah, yeah.
This is, I think, during the heresy.
Big chaos space marine is getting talked down to
by just a mortal, female.
Okay, mom, I guess I'll go to my womb.
Like, holy shit.
So what exactly did she do to like earn all this like
Like did she
Kill a bunch of like what's what's what's her like big claim to fame that makes her so fucking hard?
Or did she just not give a fuck?
She's just a
An extremely
Brutal woman
Like it's like her right
Her quote to Delveris was
We lost over 2,000 crew to 13 legions bolters you stupid wholesome
The ultramarines knew where to board us were to strike
2,000 men and women dead because you wanted to chase glory down there in the dust.
Not slave deck dregs and war fodder.
Trained vital crew.
We sustained enough internal damage to either conqueror won't fully function until she's been dry-ocked for a month or more.
Am I making myself clear, you arrogant swine?
You have your orders.
Now get out of my sight.
And said, for a moment, it looked as though he refused.
In the end, Delveris inclined his head in a nod,
saluted her with a fist over his heart, and led his men away.
Damn.
She could.
Okay, more, more things.
So eventually, you know, during the heresy,
things were getting a little rough, right?
Of course.
And a couple of the captains were ready to actually bail
because like this is when a couple of like the,
not Trader Legion, but like the more loyal people, I think,
stuck around.
And so they started meeting secretly
because Latar was like, yeah, okay,
things are getting a little bit bad.
I should probably
fucking dip, you know?
And so she secured five
shuttles to take the escapees
to a different Legion frigate.
And so one by one,
these shuttles were filled up
and they were getting ready
and obviously,
I think Maruk and a skein are the names.
They stayed behind
because the captain needs to leave last
to avoid suspicion.
However, Karn
confronted them
so they could escape
and declared them as traitors.
and a battle erupted,
but they were able to make their way away from Karn
into the escape shuttles.
But then as they were escaping,
the shuttles started getting blown up.
Like, of the five shuttles,
one of them started getting fired on by the conqueror,
and the next,
and four out of the five all got blown up,
except for the one with Maruk and Latara on it.
And then Maruk looked around
and was like,
Latara's not fucking here.
And she was still on the Conqueror.
And she was like,
nobody runs from the Conqueror.
And she,
and she lied to them the whole time.
She played them for a fool.
Oh, shit.
So she was firing on her own escape pods?
Yeah, she tricked them into having them run away.
And then she just didn't board
and started blasting the escape pods out of the,
air. And when he asked why she did this, she didn't answer and just chuckled and blew his ship
into pieces. Whoa. Whoa. Jesus. And let's not forget, she also conspire with the night
lords to teleport Angron into the maze because he was killing too many of her personnel.
Oh, that's, that's fair. That's, oh, sure. And that's where you get the, the, my, my imaginary
juggernaut theme of just, uh, Angron, just bursting through walls.
Okay, cool.
So, D.K., I reiterate,
where are my fucking Latara ab pictures?
I second that.
Where is my Latara Seren surname,
the Conqueror's Abbs?
That is her fucking title now.
The Conqueror's Abbs.
The Conqueror's Abbs.
As soon as you said that, all I could imagine was like this giant,
like, because the Conquer is like a big spaceship.
right, it's big chaos spaceship.
All I could imagine now is like a fighter flying under it and looking up me like,
does that thing have abs?
And literally the ship has abs.
It's like,
are those,
it's a six-pack up there?
They just have a window on the bottom of the ship and it's just her pressing her abs to
the tiny little window.
And then right,
those abs and then the fucking Urster Clause fire into the ship.
Like,
oh no!
That needs to be the one that gets made.
Please.
Little window on the conquer.
She's just like, abs.
Ebers and Claus.
So funny enough.
So she's still alive.
Oh, okay.
Well, of course she is.
She's hard, dude.
Well, no, she was commanding to conquer heresy.
Right.
She was only, okay, so we don't know where she is.
She is allegedly alive.
But she was only 30 years.
years old when she took command of the conqueror during the heresy.
Oh, so she, it's not like she died of old age or anything.
Well, I mean, she is just a mortal human, so.
True.
The idea is that we don't know where she is and we don't know where the conqueror is.
Like, they're gone.
We have no clue.
Some people believe that she may have, like, fused with the ship with like some kind of warp
demon fuckery.
So the conquer could actually have abs now.
That's what you're saying.
Oh shit, it's a good point.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
We're so fucking stupid.
Oh, my God.
Where's that picture?
Wait, hold on.
SpongeBob licking, PNG.
Oh, no.
I found it.
I don't know this meme.
Shy, you better...
Oh, that's not the right link right there.
That is not.
All right.
You better post this in the video, Shy.
That's me to the abs.
Just like...
Same.
Same.
Me too.
Me too.
All right.
So, D.K., excessively objectifying women aside.
Oh, yeah.
That's fair.
That's not the greatest.
Whatever.
We're talking about the ship, though.
This is a ship at this point, right?
It's the ship's abs.
Great point.
Yeah, yeah.
Point being, point being, regardless, she is a really great character.
It's insane
It's one of those awesome ideas
Where like one of the most savage
And bloodthirsty world eaters
Is a human captain lady
Like it's not even Karn or anything
I mean Karn is pretty pretty bloodthirsty
But it's just a human captain
Like the flagship
The largest ship
The one that Angron lives on
Is more importance
Who
That's a
nice juxtaposition of like all these big chaos space marines and it's like who do you fear space
marine it's like her she's mean she yells really loud at me and shoots me in the face and i don't like
it i think i found one of those um i think it was like the la la la what the fuck latararararapter
meem or no it's a terminator meme i think where it's um here it is i found i found it
it. I found it. It's
just legionaries thinking they can talk
back to her.
There it is.
She's fucking nuts.
I think that's great though.
It's all these bloodthirsty maniacs
and it's just like
Mama said, knock you out.
Yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.
Yes, yes, ma'am. Please don't. Please don't shoot me again.
That's, that's damn.
What a blast.
Yeah, it's, she's, she's,
He's got a lot of respect.
If you ever want to know anything more about her,
she's mainly in the book called Conqueror.
I think it's called The Betrayer.
The Name of the Ships The Conqueror.
It's just called Betrayer is the name of the book.
It's one of the Horacee books.
It was written by Aaron Dembsky Bowden,
which I think I would,
he wrote my Nightlord's trilogy.
I think he might be the best,
the best 40K writer.
He's like definitely top three.
He's really good.
But yeah, if you want to know more about her,
that's the way.
You could just jump into that.
one, right? That's not like you need to read like the other
12 books in the Horace
Heresy tree. You could like just be like, oh yeah,
I just want to know more about Latara and
I'm assuming the word readers.
I'm gonna just jump into the betrayer.
I think you do need the other books,
but you know, if you're just really horny,
then just go ahead and read it.
So what you're telling me is just go read the betrayer.
Gotcha. Yeah, fuck it, man. I don't know.
Just just don't care enough, I suppose.
Gotcha. It works for me.
I like it. I like it. Been there, done that,
got the poster. Okay, cool.
It's a, it's a, got the poster.
Yeah, yeah, you know, once our Grafax Celestine 1 gets finished,
you know, we go for a fact what we're doing after that one.
I, this was going to be the world eaters.
On the grounds that may incriminate me.
The fucking World Eaters episode and this just became the simping over Latara episode.
It really did.
Can't help, but she's a badass and she has abs of steel.
Like what?
Literally.
What more could you want?
She's perfect
Now it's literally
Abs of Steel
Because she's fused with it
Well
It's
It's fan
It's
It's fanan that she
Like fan canon
That she is now
Like some kind of demon
Fused with the ship
We honestly don't know
What's up with her
She might have become a demon
She might not have
Obviously corn probably likes her
Oh yeah
Corn probably loves her
Right
Well a bit
She does kill with like
commanding a ship
She's not like doing melee combat
So
That's true
But maybe he appreciates her for like the fact that she's immortal when she does that.
Yeah.
Probably doesn't love her as much as he loves Karn.
But still.
Yeah.
Honestly.
Honestly, I always had this homebrewd idea to have her as a model because she's not a model or anything.
And have her as like a supreme commander, kind of like Belisarius call or whatever.
But it's just a model of her with like a contingent of like five bodyguard terminators.
And they all all act as like one unit.
And she gives out all these really good buffs and shit, but, you know, she's got her, like, her bodyguards.
Right.
I thought I'd be kind of a neat idea.
Because they actually just released the Gaunt's Ghosts group or whatever.
Yeah, the new guards.
Which is our next book.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Anyway, did you have any questions you wanted to ask about the world leaders?
Any ideas?
Anything you want to know, nothing that I could talk about to a PG-Od.
but, uh...
Oh yeah, I forgot.
We have a PG podcast.
Yeah.
That's true.
Totally PG.
Abbs of steel, SpongeBob meme.
Look, shy, if you're going to do that SpongeBob thing, you got to do it on, like,
the actual ship.
Like, you got to get a picture of the Conqueror and then put SpongeBob on, like, the
underside of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Where we were objectifying the conquer the whole time.
The ship, obviously, guys.
but that's
fucking world eater's wild
I love it
they're so wild
I'm glad
that they have that subversion
too where one of the best characters
is just a regular human lady
yeah
which
yeah which is
GW has not been
particularly great
at writing female characters
in the past
and so this is a
welcome
welcome
uh
difference or contrary to the normal stuff.
It is very nice to see.
And it's very cool to have a kind of character like that.
Also, not just that, but like Angron is literally a demon primark.
The dude is insane.
And Carn is an absolute badass.
Oh, God, yeah.
Corn and Carn.
Got to make that happen, too.
That sitcom?
The Corn and Carnes sitcom?
Yeah, got to make it happen.
Got to make it happen.
It's too good of an idea to just let's slip by.
On the tabletop, the world eaters are insane.
Like, they're corn berserkers.
I think they have, like, when they hit and charge you,
they hit you like six or seven times.
And they, and then they...
But they fight again afterwards.
So, like a squad of 10 puts out like 160 chain sort of attacks
or some bullshit.
Whoa.
That is...
That is a lot of chains sort of attacks.
That's a lot.
They hit really hard.
They hit really hard.
So I assume they're fairly decent
in the tabletop then.
If they're going to...
No, they're terrible.
Is it because they're so up close
and there's so many other like
Chaos Space Marines and Space Marines
that can do everything at range
and just pick them off?
It's because Chaos Space Marines
aren't very good right now
much because they don't have their new codecs yet.
And World Deaters are because of that
rather squishy for their points
and therefore getting close enough
to cause pain is a lot harder.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
It's more of like
they can't get there
quick enough.
Like, like,
Jacari, for instance,
are very,
like,
they were kind of the boogeyman
for a while.
They were the best damn faction
they might still be.
But they had these
like really big,
really good transports.
You know,
because they like kind of hang
off their skiffs and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Those kept them alive
until they can get close enough
to cause problems.
Gotcha.
They got no,
they got no way to get it.
Yeah, they need some extra help for that, but they are still pretty darn neat.
Fantastic.
You, uh, is it take us home time?
I think it might be.
I think it might be take us home time.
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So with that, you can find me with Bricky,
bricky everywhere, all the Bricky stuff.
I'm going to get a Nightlord's Army, let's go.
And then, D.K., where could they find you?
DK Diamante's everywhere
Except Instagram because
You know
You know
You know
You know
I'm waiting for my
Start collecting
Thousand Sons to get in
Oh
It's coming
We gotta do that
We got to that eventually
But we got to do
Alpha Legion too
Yeah
We do got to do
Alpha Legion
Good good luck
Bricky
Good luck with that
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun
With all thanks man
I hear the wiki is very long
It has a lot of pseudo
information that you're just going to love
just shoveling through. I'm just
going to read the fucking book.
Good call. Get the
official source of work.
And you can find shy
quite shallow, quiet shy,
anywhere and everywhere.
Thank you very much for watching everyone. We'll see you next
week. I expect fan art.
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