All Fantasy Everything - '90s Cultural Icons (w/ Blair Socci)

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

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Sorry for cussing this early in the podcast. She's a otse cultural icon. No, what are we in now? The Twatts? The Twatts? The Twatts? The Twatts. She's a Twots cultural icon.

She's our favorite, your favorite, everyone's favorite, from Spaced Out with Blair Socky. What's up? Oh, fantasy, everything. My brothers, my sisters, the favorite. The thems, the everybody, the way out to beyond. Hims and hers. Hims and hers.

I'm your host, Dean Carmel with me as always are my friends, Sean Jordan. A very, very somber. Downbeat Sean Jordan. I'm on your side, dude. I'm on your side of the couch. You're a coward, dude. You're weak. We're having a battle of the strength right now.

And David Bore is here. Start the party. David Bore is here. I have dominated Sean. I have dominated Sean with my strength. Our bones are touching. I don't know what's going on. I'm having a good time.

I'm trying to figure out a place where I can go and get seafood, but Ann Sean will go eat with me and Isaac. Skippers? Elitae. Elita's oyster. You're not going to Sanamanca. You're not going to San Monica. We don't have a car.

We don't have to go to Santa Monica. Why don't you go to Santa Monica? Why don't you go to found oyster? That took me a second. Found oyster is amazing. How far is it? It's an epic part. Everybody says that's not fun podcast stuff.

Let's run this back. Sure. You're going to see food going to the garbage if you bring me to a restaurant like that. I thought that was. That's the problem. That's the problem is like, what if we could get you some fish and chips? Still not even like. Or if you force it down my throat, you're going to see barf going to the garbage.

Wait, Sean, you don't need. Really not enough credit. I feel like I'm the only one giving you love are you're going to see food going to fish and chips. Fish and chips is fish and fries, right? I thought that was really good. You don't eat seafood? I hate seafood.

Why? I like canned tuna. I do. But I hate seafood. I used to eat fish sticks when I was a kid. That's what fish and chips is basically. It's fried. It's like chicken tenders.

You barely even know. It's funny that you like the worst of it. I don't know if I like fish sticks anymore. I bet I don't. And I like fish chicks and I like can'tuna, but it's like you just like the drek. But I think if you could get, if you could close your eyes.

and just eat some seared salmon sushi. You'd have to close my nose and my face buds too crazy. I had some sushi the other night that really just like... What's that I have to do with seafood? Brought me, brought me up mentally. We were in a writer. It was in the Gloves Riders room and they got like takeout. Great job, by the way.

Congratulations. Thank you. We felt good about it. I have a theory, like, the only way that you can get an adult man to, like, yourself. Thank you. This one, you're welcome. You are welcome. No, I've always.

look to you as my premier adult friend. And I do believe that the only way you can get them in who won't eat sushi or like seafood or whatever is if they are in love trying to sleep with someone, but you're already married. So I don't think this is going to happen. Yeah, she never, she should have pulled that on you early. She hates seafood too.

Like my mom never ate, like, and my dad's a full Italian, like, seafood diver, all this stuff. And she never ate seafood until, like, she started dating my dad. And all of a sudden she's like eating lobster and like sashimi off the... She's like, Seven fishes. For love? It is seven.

Literally. No, I know. I don't think that would It works. I wouldn't. Yeah, for love reasons. I wouldn't have done that. Pussy reasons.

Money, power, pussy dude. Red leather pussy wagon. Yeah. Wagon. The wagon. What did I say before? Destroyer. It is a wagon, though.

And he's got a wagon on him. He's been doing RDS. Shoot. We get to get in the RLs. We get to get in the wagon after this. No, you can't. No, he doesn't. It's a whole issue.

That sucks, Isaac. What shot do you take it to? I just took it to the dealership Yeah, the pussy shot, they said They said, sir, I don't know if you're going to get up charged Too much pussy in this mobile Sir, you smashed?

Well, here's what's wrong with your mobile, sir. Way too much pussy has been Dendated with pussy and it's destroyed. I got to clean out your exhaust. The residue. This thing won't pass a smog test. The body count on this thing is nuts. We

Can you? Can you, I was going to say if this is your first episode of All Fantasy Everything, the lore. That'd be. Isaac drives an alpha Romeo with red leather seats inside. And Blatheki blessed it with a quite accurate designation. Kristen did it, I would say. Oh, christened it. You consider your car a, I don't think so.

I did. The car walks in the line of price. Christian. Wait, are we just finding out? Christened it? That's what he said. Like times? Kristen Dunst?

Kristen Dunst? Kirsten did. Kirsten did. Kirsten did. Is she related to that Shepard? Related is the weirdest way to say that. Who, Kiki Dunst? No, no.

Krista Ball and married. Kiki Dunst. Kiki Dunst. That's not what they call it. Kiki Dunst. Kirsten Dunst? Kiki Dunst and checks in? Kiki Dusted checks in?

Operation Dumbbo drop. This is going to be a really good episode. That is, okay. That is Kristen Bell, you're thinking of, but also, what a funny way to refer to your wife as being, I'm related to it. You are related to it. You are. I was saying. My favorite thing to do, are you guys ever hooking up with someone?

And then after, like, when you talk to them, you call them your brother. I love doing that. But you're all married. Literally not one time. I haven't called Dan to my brother, but I will. Even before I was married. No, not during. Not during.

No, because that'd be fucking crazy. No, not even after. But after when you're texting just to fuck with them, love you brother. And they're right back, what the fuck, Blair? You know? And it's just so much fun. Like, that to me, that's a fun day. Has anyone ever said what the fuck Blair after you said that?

like that came from right from the pages of what right? Right? It didn't feel like you were like making a crazy joke. Anytime a man is courting me I like to just throw in a little incest.

Fake. If they want to play in the Big Leas, they got to be able to hit the curve. Oh, they got to be able to ride the streets of Mulholl and drive, right? Right. Isaac.

Isn't that that movie to trouble with the curve? That's what that's the trouble with the curve. I've never seen that because I've only seen like five movies in my life, but it sounds really good. I'll have to put in the queue. What are the five?

Um, hocus, Pocus, hook and, um, uh, space jam and, um, grind. No, I haven't seen that one. In the summer, in the summer, too. Um, I just read a surfing book set in Hermosa Beach. What's that? Tap in the source. Oh. Cool.

Yeah. What were you doing in Hermosa Beach? No, no, the book is set in Moroosa Beach. Yeah. Listen to the crazy town. That's what we were doing Hermosa Beach. Whoa. Oh, that was last time we were in Hermosa Beach.

That was like four times to go then. No, I mean, last time I was in Hermosa Beach. I was in Hermosa Beach. Oh, that was the last time. Oh, no what? I went to an air show with Big Antoine in Homonesa Beach. Never mind. How come there's not a hismosa Beach?

Alana's that. Oh, that's so cute. It was pretty fun. Are you the best friend with Alana's that? No, but we are getting pretty good. He's really funny. That's so cute. I love that.

How come there's not a his most beach? I don't believe you. Let's go three times on it. Three strips of bacon. I'm glad I'm here, fellas, because I got some work to do. All right. I came in here to do some work. I came in here to set some things straight.

Right away. His most of beach. Absolutely not in the big dogs. Have! My face is getting red. Sean Cougarmel and Jordan is here. We're going to be able to see you. Please watch my don't tell set.

Thank you, brother, father. Well over a million views at this point, but please just watch it. Share it like it, do whatever you can. It was really good. Thank you. 60 million views. 60 million views. That's incredible.

Watch that and do everything you can and then come to New Orleans. See us at the Toledano Street Comedy Festival. He's opening for Benson Boone because his set got so big. Benson Boone's going to try stand up. Well, this episode comes out in three weeks, so I'm just trying to like manifest. Can everyone please remember I'm autistic and believe every word you say. So I cannot tell if you're being serious or not. Okay.

Something got cut. We'll be in March. March, told down the street comedy festival. Yeah. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a good time. It's my bachelor.

Fuck yeah. Now it's gone, it's weird because we've recorded three episodes in one day and two episodes ago, you were like, I think it might be my bachelor party. In two hours in real time,

two weeks in podcast, three weeks in podcast time. Yeah. And now you're like, it is my bachelor party. It seems like you've, I think it just makes the most sense. It seems like you've taken three weeks

to make that decision. No. Oh, yeah, as opposed to six hours. It's just been like three levels of fun where you're like, no, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. The more I think about it, it just makes more sense. I haven't took my brothers to Tokyo.

There's going to be a bunch of people I like that? Why not? I love those ideas. What are we going to do that's any different than what we would have done? Nothing. I need to hear about Tokyo at a later date. I got some cool pictures. No matter where we did your bachelor party,

I'd be filling up a tubo with that too fay and blasting it as hard as I could. That's the thing. But now we don't have to do that in the desert. Right, exactly. I can't believe I'm going to fucking miss this. This is my worst nightmare. This is my worst nightmare coming true. I could have been at your bachelor party.

Stuff in my holes with bignets. Yeah. Binyay all day. I like it when you have the bignet and the iced coffee together. Oh, daddy, after you had too many hurricanes the night before and someone else's street parade. Oh, man, I am. They call that an alligator speedball. I'm the man the authorities came to blame

David Bore is here The Man the Authorities Canterian, Cool Guy Jets 87 on Instagram Bachelor Party in New Orleans David Bory, the man, the authority? That's cool, sound of. David Bory, the man, the authority. Yeah, put the commas in there. Oh, I don't have any dates.

There it is. Blercchi is here. Oh, what's up? It's me again. I have some shows coming in. I have some. shows coming up. Yes, I do. Absolutely do. I'll be at the Brea Improv February 13th, day before Valentine's Day. I'll be at the Commonwealth Kentucky slash, you know, actually Cincinnati. Yeah, that'll be the 20th and the 21st of February. And yeah, that's what I got going right now.

That'll be fun. How do you feel about the way February is spelled? I find it unnecessarily like a silly little mystery. I do too. Like library. I don't like it. Library doesn't bother me as much as February. Because you say the R. You said the first R.

Take out to the UA and just put an EW and let's party. I like that. Why not? Does anybody say February? I mean, that's nuts. February. Maybe some. Maybe some cheeky brewery.

Yeah. Like a cheeky brewery is exactly who would do that. It's probably spelling it like that, but nobody else. Welcome to February. How can we can say cheeky ass but not ass cheeky? You can. You can say ass cheeky. Oh, that's fair.

An ass cheeky brewery? You can do it. Someone's walking down the beach. Like, they're pretty ass cheeky. As cheeky. That's like, I feel so bad for my family. Like, I've never been a revealing dresser except in the Orange County as a child. Like, wore the sluggiest fucking bikinis.

Like, wore the huge, massive boy clothes, like, most of the time. But then just, like, these disgusting, tiny little bikinis. Now I see, like, high school girls doing that. And I'm like, ah! Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Oh my God. This is like pedophilia. Like I can't be in the scent, you know.

It's scary. I go to the dog beach. Good for you. What is the dog? Are people dressing a sluddy at the dog beach or is it pretty? No. No. No.

There's also a lot of poop. No. There's a dog beach. Yeah, it's really fun. Scoop the poop at the dog beach? It kind of just goes out. I bet you kick sand over it. Have you ever considered doing like a slutty bathing suit?

Like a like a, like a James Bond. You shake enough. I can also help you guys with that if need to. I'm a trunks. I'm fully trunks. Yeah, I'm trunks till I die. No, I couldn't find you very cute trunks, though. I almost exclusively use Raffleron polo trunks. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Polo guy. We got one polo person over there. I'm not to be a half a stylist. That would be great. That's necessary. It would be very funny if you then cut to us all wearing the same thing. We're wearing right now.

Looking good, boys. Me and my brothers. That would be cool if we were all wearing. Protonic brothers. Plotonic bros. We're all wearing a lot of little bikinis. Not my sex brothers. Just be clear about one thing here.

My brother, these are my married brothers. Not the way you're thinking. Nobody respects marriage more than the big dog. Yeah. Oh, man. Go see you, and you have a new podcast. I do. And thank you so much for bringing that up.

Yes. My brother, Ian. I do have a new podcast. I don't know if you guys have seen. If you follow me, I wish you would. It's called Spaced Out. And it's about pop culture, womanhood, mental health, and a little bit of aliens. Hell yeah.

Yeah. I mean, what more could you want? Yeah. And I do have to say women did because sometimes it's just like things that I'm interested in. So men can still listen in. I just are like, you know, it's not like anti-men or anything. Yeah. But it is more my chick interests.

I think people, I mean, think no matter what you're talking about, there are people be blessed to spend a little time with Blair Socky. Oh, that's very kind of a cool. You are fantastic. Thank you. This, in the ensuing hour or so that we'll be spending together, what we're going to be talking about is 90 cultural like. Wait, I got to go.

My name's Ian Carmel. Ian, what do you got going on next? A goddamn thing. You can come see me in New Orleans, too. I'll be there at the David's Bachelor Party. I'm going to eat so much crawfish. He's going to eat so much crawfish. That's it.

Watch the Oscars? writing on those. But just audience, but just pattern. Not writing jokes for Conan on this one. I'm just being like stuff for like June. You're going to be graph writing on the wall

outside, right? Yeah, I'm going to be doing the five elements of hip hop at the Oscars. So make sure you tune in break dancing, graph writing, freestyling. Can you get a picture with Kylie Jenner? She is looking good at these shows.

She is looking good at these shows. Please get a picture. I'll see what I can do. If I can slide in there like, Timmy, I'll hand a phone to Timmy. Yeah. I'll go up and ask for a picture and he'll think I want one with him and then I'll like, and then I'll just slide in. Also, ask for a Marty Supreme Jack.

Yeah. Sean O'Connor got one at the Globes. Oh, he did. Is he going to wear it or flip it? He's going to wear it. I would keep it. I would keep it. Because Nicky's was really cool.

That's the one he got. Yeah. That was dope. Yeah. I haven't seen Nicky. I watch every second of the entire program. She was so good. It was fabulous.

The jokes were great. The one that didn't get enough that made me mad was the rock in the paper. That was great. Was that yours? It was so funny. Thank you very much. I didn't watch. I don't like people taking victory laps on jokes they wrote or anything like that.

But it was so funny. Thank you very much. And you deserve the credit. Thank you very much. But this context do it. Wouldn't have worked without her selling it. It was great. It's the The Rock is nominated tonight.

The Rock is here for the. smashing machine, give it up, blah, blah, blah. The Rock is nominated tonight. And luckily for him, the TV show, the paper isn't, so he might win. I loved it. I got it. I understand that. Just a fun time. Well, it's a fun time of the movies. It was great. Yeah. Thank you very much. Yeah. Now we're here. So, my plug is listed as a space down with players hockey. I'm so honored. Oh my God. I'm here to have you guys on. Sorry. I'd love to do it. I would love a piece of chicken right now. Sorry, we're hungry.

We've been in here since 10. Thigh or drumstick? What are we doing? I was actually, I'm trying to get back into breasts. No. No, what are you doing? I usually buy boneless, skinless thighs, and I make a shit load of them. Yeah.

I think that breast can be, I think it can be cracked. Do not even go there. You're out of your goddamn eye. You're deluding yourself. I think it can be cracked. Yeah, if you want to pull lipstick on a pig, okay? Can I tell you how you crack a juicy? I'm waiting my whole career

It's a family show Can I tell you how to crack a juicy Is this how? I was doing this You make a shadow puppet wolf And then I remember I saw coyote last night On the way home from the after party Oauspicious I think

But I agree You have to Do the suvite Oh I got to buy another kitchen accessory Yeah but still I was at my parents this weekend as I usually am.

And my father, sousvied, a flanksake. Best flanksake I ever had my goddamn life. I love beef and a suvade. Incredible. Chicken-wise, I'm a purveyor of the dark meats. I do not fuck with the light meats. Of course.

It's obviously better. I just, we're going to eat it right after this. Yeah, we're hungry boys. We're hungry boys. We're dropping 90s. Just go three hours. Could be. We don't have to.

You got boys, if we need to go double time because my guys need to freaking get some protein, we can do it. No, we can go. I'm all good. Isaac doesn't want to go three hours. I'm going to eat, man. We're drafting 90s cultural icons. Now, the way we determine the order of this draft is the rollicking game of rock paper scissors played between the three of you. We throw on shoot.

Here we go. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Ooh, let's go again. rock paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, David wins. In unnatural victory, a paper against two scissors. David is the winner. It is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

But before you do that, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? Totally. It's totally a serpentine draft. It's like that breakdance or arm thing. Yeah. Oh, is that the thing?

It's crazy. I don't know why it's so crazy the way you do it, but it feels like you start it from a different... He's doing it like he's balancing on a skateboard. I start it from my shoulders. Yeah, you don't seem to start it. Like, it's not like... See, that looked cool.

I can't, yeah, I don't do it wrong. I don't do it right. Isaac's doing the Macarena. Wait, do it again? Yeah, I just do it like a wacky waving, arm-flailing, inflatable tube guy. You're doing it like a guy... Oh, yeah. That's precisely what that was.

I think you have too much skateboard hard coding that you can't get it out of your system. Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. Brother, father. Hero. That is right. That is right.

Brother and arm. That is exactly right. More time compadre. That is brother-father if I've ever seen a brother-father. Peace-time compadre. My naval companion. Because he's in your butt. My fucking Ehrmano in arms, bro.

Absolutely. Miho Supreme. Absolutely. I love this. I get a name for the reservation. That's Mio Supreme. Yeah. That shit.

Table for four for Meeho Supreme. Table from 17 under Mijo Supreme. Just all the chargers. We did like 16 child seats. Oh, my God damn. Oh, that'd be fun. Anyway, it's like that. David, with that in mind, basically what it means is if you pick first and the fourth round.

I am so worried that one of you are going to take my pick. You pick fifth and third round. I think we're all worried about some of that. I know and I knew and I knew. I've got some obvious ones. I've got some subtle ones on here. I only picked one obvious one because I knew it was going to be an all-out fucking dog fight with my married brothers. It's going to be a bloodbath.

Any fictional on there? Are you guys going all real? You got some fixies? But David, what will the order be? I got a fictional for sure. Okay. Hold on, I got to find this email I sent to myself with the list. I'd like to go David Blair, Sean Ian.

David Blair. Sean Ian is the order today. David Blair, Sean Ian. David has the first pick, and we're going to get to that first pick right after. this short break. This episode of All Fantasy, everything is brought to you by Factor. Happy New Year, time to start fresh. Speaking of fresh, holy cow, Factor gets you fresh meals that are ready in like three minutes.

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David we are drafting 90s cultural icons I'm looking at my list From the last one with peak And it just says long poop What do you think we draft? Oh wait, you were on the

I accidentally put you on the list You know what we drafted? Oh yeah, I do Of course, I was lurking It'd be fun if you had to guess What that was a draft pick for it. Okay No, I knew what it was.

Long poop Things you videotape We changed it I'm glad I'm the third one Because then it goes absolutely fucking cookie Please you yell out when you're playing cola Sean's also gonna give us our Christmas presents on this

Oh, really? Well, I mean, I better be a fucking Hanukkah present. Mine better be too gone. I don't really reach you. I love Hanukkah. Thank you very much. We all love harmonicas. No, I love Hanukkah and harmonicas.

Hanukkah, where's spending Hanukkah? Yeah, it's more important to say that now than ever. Yes, it is. Thank you very much. That was a very weird harmonica. That was really weird. I have a kazoo in my bag. Really?

Yeah. Why? Is that like you just stay ready so you don't got to get ready? That's right on you. Hit it. Yeah. I won't do see this. You thought I couldn't do it, Isaac.

I never doubted you for a single moments. He said it couldn't be done. You didn't believe in me? That was a little bit triggering for me because Rosebud always says I sound like a human kazoo. No way. Yeah, I think it's rude. I don't think that's what you sound like at all.

Thank you. I appreciate that. You sound like a person who could live in a van in a cool way. Yeah, that's right. In one of those fans where you're like, whoa, cool. No, just like a nice wood inside. It's a whole choice. Did you never get into vanning?

No, I never got into fucking vanning. Sometimes they come up on my 4U page and do I wash it to the end? Yes. Okay, then let's just be honest. Let's be honest. Blair, your Instagram handle used to be Dakota vanning. You're not going to lie. Van Wildish

Van Wildest Van Wildish Oh God I used to walk I drink a lot of light beer I used to watch Van Wilder For real being like

I could do that I was like This is the most incredible movie I've ever seen My life There's no way This could be a real guy

Incredible And it's Burr Krecher Yeah That's the crazy part That's the least crazy That's the part That's the part that makes the most sense It's just nuts

That like you meet the guy You're like shit You're Van Wilder Yeah Anyway, Bert Cryshoulder. Burke Cryshoulder? Yeah, he's just some dude, I know. David is, I don't know.

David, your first pick? Will Smith. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's Mr. 1990s. Yeah. I don't think there's a lot of guys. It was the top of what a man could be in the 90s.

Yeah. He was funny. He did it all. He did it all. I know it's off-sided, but the fresh prince scene, how come you don't want me no more? Perfect. Who did that not tear down to this? I want to cry right now.

I watch it probably once a month still gets me. I was so in love with Will Smith. I was pathologically in love with him. We all were. He was what it was. And then he turned for real to movies. Became an action. Yeah.

Also, drop some music. Summertime's still one of the best songs there is. Come on. Like one of the best songs there is. Boom, shake the room is. Man in black rocks Man in black rocks. Who's the one?

Wild, Wild, Wild West. I mean, he just, it's just, to me, you can't think of the 90s without thinking about Will's movie. Let me read his 90s for you, just acting. Just acting. Okay. All right.

And I'm going to start in one episode of Blossom. Okay. Man, what a good theme song. Where's the TV show? Where's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I don't know. I'm out of the video. God, that was such a good show.

In my opinionation, is that that song? And in my opinion nation, the sun is going to show. Okay. Starting in 1990, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. And then... Started in 90? Made in America. Six degrees of separation.

Bad boys. Six degrees in separation, by the way? Yeah. Went crazy, maybe his best acting rule. Amazing. Bad boys? Well, Roman J. Israel. Independent...

It's not in that. Denzel Washington. Oh, that's right. I still haven't seen it It ain't happening Watch along We have to do We have to do watch a long

We have to do a Roman J Israel That's the only way I'm watching that There's a Denzel watching a movie called Roman J Israel Esrily Squire And it's pretty good And they won't watch it Why won't you watch it? Because it's pretty good

Dirty Denzel makes me sad He is dirty Denzel in it Yeah When he's a villain No no like actually dirty Oh he's dirty Yeah you don't like it either But I don't know

Wait why is he dirty in this? He's just kind of like dirty. He looks like he smells like mothballs. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Like unsexy Denzel hurts me. I'm pretty sure I saw Denzel Washington on Sunset Boulevard, like up in that like right before it turns into Beverly Hills the other day, leaving a gym.

And the only reason I'm not sure it was him is because he was wearing Adidas Stan Smiths. Or I think he could wear that. Why not? He thinks he wears that to the gym. Because he's an old guy. And old guys kind of wear like the sneakers from where they were young. And that's back when there was only three kinds of sneaker. That's right.

Yeah. So that's like what I... It was Stan Smith's, Chuck Chalers, or off-brand, right? Or off-brand, yeah. Well, OJ Jusers. OJ. Jusers. Um... The last time I saw Dundell, Washington, actually...

The last time, you said it's been a bunch of time. You see it a bunch? This was in my dream two years ago. Yeah. Where he and I was in China. And we were alone in some sort of... a piazza. Yeah.

And he came out and said, keep going to me. Denzel did? Yeah. And this was really big because I don't remember dreams because, you know, I put those gummies at the bedtime.

So I never remember a dream. And I woke up. I said, Denzel had a message for me that he broke through interdimensional. Yeah. And I wrote that down in my journal.

That's a powerful message. That's a powerful message. That's a message. I don't know where I'm going. But I don't know. know where I'm going, but I'm keeping going. What kind of shoes was he wearing? I don't remember.

Okay. Yeah, but he was very wise. If there's any way you could sort of dig in the crates a little bit. Just figure out if he was wearing Adidas Stan Smith. That would be very helpful. Yeah, I know. Sorry. The green ones.

Memory is not that good on the old Blairsky, you know, but. Independence Day. Men and Black. Lots of music videos in here. Enemy of the State. Bad boys. Wild Wild West. Wild West.

Your mileage, baby, Harry. And that was his 90s. And then a ton of music video. That's like, that's amazing. And the trash prints the whole time. Dude, the Men in Black series also was so incredible. To me, like, I love those movies. I couldn't.

That summer, I couldn't wait. And my friend Robbie Andrews, his dad went to USC, ran track in college. Shout out to his dad. He, the Men in Black song, he went to college with the girl who sang, Forget Me Notts. Really? The song that it's based on. Yeah.

Say me, Forget Me Nots. Yeah. Whoa, I don't know that. and I want to know it. Sure that you remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I didn't know the original. Did she get to meet Will Smith?

No, no, no. My friend's dad knew a woman who wasn't on the actual. No, I know, but did she get to meet Will Smith because he... Oh, I don't think they were in contact anymore. There were no cahoots? He was just like, I went to college with him. Oh, okay. All right.

But then now that I know about USC, I'm like, oh, yeah, it was probably like a bunch of people you went to college. That's probably right, yeah. Did he ever come on, Corden? Will Smith? Yeah. I think they did a carpool karaoke spin thing, but he was never like on the couch. Yeah. I never got to meet him.

I spent some deep time with him once. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, for that. Okay. Yeah. I remember that I was so jealous. He knew my name one time. I know.

You have a picture with him. Oh, I have a video with him. And wasn't he really nice? Yeah. Everyone said he was so nice. He was really nice. He was like the best guy at being a movie star I've ever seen him. Yeah.

You know what I? Just like remembered everybody. remembered like personal shit. You know what I? Like everyone's name, that kind of stuff. He met us. We all introduced ourselves and said stuff. And then the next day he's like,

Megan Galey, those motherfucking coats are? Yeah. Like that, you know what I mean? That was a really good impression. Yeah, it was, it stuck with me. Yeah. It really stuck with me. I feel like you're a low-key good impressionist.

No. That's my opinion. Okay, that's fair. That's my motherfucking opinion. You might, it might be more of an essence impression than a, like one for one James Austin Johnson. Oh yeah. I think it's the hardest to capture. Yeah. I think that I can figure out people's essence.

Your mouth curled in a very Will Smith way on that impression. Oh, okay. You can watch this on YouTube. See if you agree. Watch David do his mouth curls. I do them after my mouth extensions. That way I don't get you tired. Blair Socky. Time for your first pick. Absolutely. Thank you so much for asking. Number one, I'm going to have to have.

I got to go Dennis Rodman, baby. Wow. Yes. I thought I saw him in the airport the other day. You probably did. He's everywhere. What do you know? That's what I thought, but okay, I had a false flag at Costco the other day.

All right. I thought I saw Cornell West. Alana was like, no. Interesting. I texted Langston. He was wearing a yellow sweatshirt. Yeah. texted Langston in a picture.

He was like, no. Everybody made fun of me. Some of my closest people to me in my life. And then I backed up off of, but I walked up. but I walked past him in what airport was it I was coming home from New Orleans it was Houston okay that sounds right now he was 511 and he was Chinese but it looked like that was huge septum middle middle whatever the middle of the lip is close your septum libre is oh lebray right here no the middle of the lip septum's the middle of the lip ring

yeah he has that middle of the I know you're talking about but not on the side yeah not like I want my dad, but more like, you know. I wanted to have 20 rebounds. See, that was good too. Yeah. I'm clocking them all, baby. Nothing's getting by me. Von Dutch hat.

Absolutely. That was him. Super big. I'm pretty sure. Really tall? Really. Like sitting down, but like, you know, in taking up space in that way that very tall, like NBA almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think so. I saw Robin Lopez walking through the Portland airport. Where was Brooks? On a team. Yeah. Robin Lopez, not so much anymore. I saw Rodman grocery store in San Diego one time. You saw Dennis Rodman?

And I saw Shannon Bedore's husband, David Bedore, on my flight home from Salt Lake City recently. Anyways, Dennis Rodman. This man got permission in the middle of the NBA finals to go to vacant for 48 hours. Michael Jordan gets so mad. He goes to Vegas to retrieve his ass. They go on, go back to beat the jazz and win the finals. What a fucking legend. How do you get your coaching?

He's like, oh, yeah, he's so fucking wild. Like, I have to let him do his wild stuff in order for us to continue to win the fluorescent cheatero the septum ring. Marrying himself in the, I don't even know how they made a wedding. dress that big and full makeup. Madonna Carmen Elektra. Carmen Elektra, Madonna.

And then after queer culture too. Yeah. Like one of the originals like for us in a straight space. Yep. And he was drunk in Newport Beach for 20 years after his retirement.

Was he really? There was a lot of sightings from you know. They talk about him in that era on that, is it the 30 for 30 about it? He was always, he owned a bar that I think he lost eventually. Also frequented. Yes, but he owned a bar.

I forget what the name was in Newport, like after he retired and he lived down there, and he was like always getting in trouble. Yeah, it's a really tragic, really tragic story, Dennis Robbins. Yeah, but truly. Really tragic. A 90s icon. Wait, I don't think I know that. Yeah, he had a really, he had a really difficult run.

Down. As a kid and then as a man. Even as a basketball player, right, he grew, didn't he grow like over one summer? Because he didn't even play high school ball, I don't think. And then he went to that school in Oklahoma. Yeah. That family took him in, but the mom called him the N word. Like, it is like, his story is.

I got to watch it. It's great. I'm so fascinated by it. His stories. You should watch. It's really, he's like, and he goes also like went against a grain at a time that I don't think professional athletes did in a real way. He would slam beers at halftime. The shit he was into was like not.

When gay meant stupid. You know what I mean? Like like with it like and he was doing all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I always thought it's cool because it's like he's like a huge dude and like you

like you know, people couldn't like bully him in the way they would back then like if he was someone else. Also the way he played rebounds? Yeah. Like he was on the team with Michael Jordan and you still knew about like like aggressive. Phil Jackson talks about how he never lost a step even when he was partying like that. Yeah. He's like a genius rebounder. Like he knew the way like the ball was like watching it.

Rotating when it would hit the backboard. He's like, that means it's going to come over here. That was back then though when the whole entire game of NBA basketball was completely different and they did rebound. Nobody rebounds anymore. Not a lot. Not like not like Rodman. Nobody's grabbing like 25 rebounds a game like Dennis Rodman. Amazing.

Every big person just shoots so far out. and then they run back. They're way out beyond the arc. Way beyond the arc. Now, Donovan Klingin, the Portland Trailblazers might change that. I like a guy who has a major turn. Yeah, he had a major turn. Pistons Rodman?

Completely different than Bulls Rock. Way different. You know what I mean? Before it's cultural awakening. He was a lot more reserved because, at least in that documentary, they make it sound like he sort of felt like he found a family with the Pistons. And then the team got split apart and he was kind of like didn't know. It, like, really fucked with him.

And he's like, Isaiah, you're my brother for, like, these are my brothers for, like, he went like, like that show business isn't your family type of thing, you know? But, yeah, you still watch. Except for this family. God damn right. My married brothers. Damn right. Also, my brother age yourself, but call me back.

Call me back. Call me back. Call him a holler. Answer my DMs. Sean? Time for your first pick. I'm going to go with Calvin Broad us, Snoop. Oh, yeah.

It was on my list. I knew it was going to get taken. the first though. Yeah. Yeah. It was between. Snoop Dog. Snoop.

Oh, that's it. Snoop Dog's name is Calvin. Yeah. Calvin brought us. I listened to three people in the 90s and Snoop was one of them. So I had to debate which three of my. He was at the Golden Globes last night dressed like a Jamaican vampire assassin. Whoa, that's so cool.

That's pretty cool. Is that what they're doing after a K-pop demon hunter? Jamaican vampire assassins. I saw him one time light up and be the most charming guy in a room that also had Samuel L. Jackson and Michelle Obama. That's wild. It was, it was so. He is otherworldly.

He just walked in. He said, what's happening, what's happening, what's happening? He had his hands above his head. Everybody was so happy to see him. Yeah. Wait, what did he say on the last night when he got bleeped out? Oh, I'm high as fuck. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Get out of town. No way. Yeah, because I was watching in the comfort of my own home, like a pedestrian. And it was like, oh, beep, beep. You know, they bleeped it. He said, I'm high as a motherfucker.

That's what he said. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Good. Should have been. How much weed do you think he has to smoke to get high? That's a great question.

Probably just a constant cycle. Even if you, it just like, it does kind of slow, if you smoke, if you smoke a weed a lot, you don't even feel high. If you found out he didn't smoke weed, do you think that would feel like when you found out like Barry Bons was taking steroids? Or when Andre Agassi was wearing a wig the entire time? That shit was crazy. Yeah.

His hair was beautiful. I'm more interested in Nagasey's dad. Who's Andre Agassi's dad? His coach, you never heard about all that shit? I'm not teaplemy. His dad used to, like, carry pepper in his pocket in case he got in a fight. What? Throw in the eyes?

His dad's a wild guy. Were you scram pepper? Were you wearing pepper in your pocket? I mean, that's a good move. You never read that big. There was a really big ESPN article, I think, maybe back. I just remember reading it and be like, whoa, his dad's like a wild, wild guy. That's, like, kind of mystical.

Yeah, he's crazy. Like, like kind of warlocky. It is warlocky. It's like I have a little poucho. Like, just carry, like, yeast pepper in your pocket? Spells. Spells. I remember.

Yeah, Snoop D-O-G. Snoop D-D-O-G. Murder was the case soundtrack, killer, doggy-style killer. He just, he changed, he changed everything. Very funny. When did he, like, was it in the 90s when he went from, obviously not the Martha Stewart?

That was much later. But, like, you know, he was like very countercultural at first, you know, and then when did he become for everybody? After no limit, I feel it. And then also, he started, coaching Pop Warner for like years and years and years. Yeah, that's right. I feel like he was doing that pretty young.

Oh, really? Pretty early, I think so. The Snoopped off the Long Beach All-Stars or whatever? Yeah. Like he did that for years and he was like, these are all my children. Now the Long Beach double stars was a spinoff of Sublime. That's different.

Sublime's touring again with Brad's kid is. Oh, yeah. He can kind of crank it out. Is that what he goes by? Somebody sent me. Brad's kid, what's up? Brad's kid, Noel. Dude, I'll go.

Would you go? Yes. I would. I'm there. Absolutely. They got to be. They got to be playing at Long Beach. The tickets are to be about $1,000. I'll go.

What happened to Rome? We'll go to see the cliff and Long Beach up on the stars. Yep. I loved it. Yep. Rome's all right. Was there a guy named Rome? Sublime with Rome.

Your memory is insane. It's just weird. It's so good. I have forgotten a lot of very important interactions I've had that have shaped who I am. But not the most important interaction, which is when you encountered the idea of sublime with Rome. Yeah, that's what I mean. Ask me what color my dad's eyes are.

Bloodshot. Bloodshot. Also toured with LBC for a while. You're dead? No, bloodshot. Oh, bloodshot, definitely. However my first pick, I'm going to go ahead and take Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, okay.

All right, so we're opening it in an hour. Few people, people, I think, look, were more iconic in the 1990s than Sonic the Hedgehog. He was everywhere. Those games were huge. Ebitonous. ubiquitous. I feel like the 80s belonged to Mario. Yeah.

And in the 90s. Sega had a lot of work to do and they got Sonic in there to get people on board. If you had a Sega, you were kind of weak to me. We didn't have a Sega. But I still was so enraptured. We had a friend with a Sega. And then my brother got a Sega.

But Sonic the Hedgehog grabbing rings, being fast. Ding, ding. It was exciting. Mario could never run that fast. When they opened up that universe, did you stay at Sonic's guy? Or did you ever move to like, were you like, no, I actually like Knuckles. I kind of jumped off like platformers right around the time.

I was still there for Knuckles. When Tails came around, I was kind of like out of the game a little bit. You were into like Ultimate at that point? I was probably starting to get into PC games. Yeah, Ultima. Yeah, when Tails or like Madden. It might have been like exclusively. Madden took over in like 94 for me.

Are you guys gamers now? Madden was way later for me. Not really. I don't do. I'm so pleased to hear that. Yeah. I'll play every now and then But like

Once every few weeks I have a PS5 I'll fire up skate But I just I'll play it for like 15 minutes And then I get I probably play video games As often as I eat lasagna

That's good You know Every Monday Every Monday Every Monday, all Monday Every night Which is to say every night Hey what are we to have

After lasagna tonight Lausanneas is really good Lausanne is great But you can't have too much lasagna Oh I'd be careful I you know what fucked me up though is eating good lasagna because now I can't now I think Stoufers is gross Guys can I tell you an incredible

Lausanneur Rick that's right by here like maybe even steps or a block away I'm so hungry It's made by two Italian Owned by two straight from Italy people and they it's incredible Incredible Chechese C C C C C-I's yes Oh I'm glad you said that I would have said Chee-chees.

Chee-chees. I like the word chee-chees. I'm going to Chee-Chi's. Sue Carmel makes a good lasagna. I bet. I believe it. Oh, yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog is my first pick.

He's a fast little hedgehog and I love him. I love him too. And with my second pick, I'm going to go, I'm staying animated, Bart Simpson. Absolutely. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Eat my shorts.

Two of my goats early. Bart Simpson. Fewer. This man was a car. This man was a cartoon. It's got to be a man by now. and an anarchist. Multiple different kinds of butterfingers.

An anarchist, a skateboard icon, probably the most famous skateboarder. Yeah. I forgot about the butterfingers. Butterfingers. Crunchety peanut butter butter. And Butterfinger beavis. Which were not good.

No. But he got a taste. They were bad. They were bad. They were bad. They were bad. They were bad. They tried, you know, they get greedy.

They try to make a new spin on the same old thing, you know? Yeah. I don't think the butter fingers were that great. That was my favorite candy bar for a while. Really? It's a tough tech. It felt like the texture.

It gets stuck in your teeth. Hard core. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It always felt like a bad version of a Chico stick to me. Well, that's the same thing. They didn't stick in your gums though. A little harder to me. They didn't. To me they were like, good. And chico sticks were like really cheap in the 90s.

It's like butterfickrigger without the chocolate almost. Yeah. But doesn't it also have coconut? They're clear. Yep. They're round. What were the other, what were they called those like wafer things my mom would buy in the 90s? They were so good. Are you talking about those big, clear, plastic things of wafers?

There was red, orange, and chocolate. No, those are good, though. No, no, they were chocolate, like, wafer with peanut butter, not nutter butters. That's a Chico Stick. There was a Fifth Avenue. That was my, that was an ill candy bar. That was my grandma's favorite. Damn.

I like caramel. I literally have absolutely no recall. It's like I've... Bart Simpson was famous, like, an action. celebrity was famous. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it was like...

All that bootleg bart merch? There was so much bootleg bar merch. There's still bootleg bar merch. I have... You have a lot of it. Yeah. Yeah. I got one that's Black Bart Tracy.

Yeah. Dick Tracy. Then I got one that's Black Bart Iraq War. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Black Bart Dick Tracy doesn't even make sense. No.

How does that Black Bart or like Iraq War? None of them really make sense. At least those are two 90s things. Dick Tracy was that they had the I mean the Warren Bady one in the 90s I think that's probably where it came I gotta rewatch that I gotta rewatch it too

The costumes are so good Yeah Is what I remember about it But Donna sang on the soundtrack Flores gonna go to the bathroom You know what we're gonna take We're gonna take our second break right now How do you like that ice?

I love it And we're back Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything Where Sean is about to make his second pick We're going hard I am going to Blair has a small charcutory board. Just for the list.

I want to set the scene. Yeah. Well, I just had to have my sustenance so that I can listen to my brothers. It's warm in here, huh? It's a warm. I don't prefer to have my arms exposed on podcast. I'll expose in solidarity. I'm going to expose my arms as well.

Yeah, it's the gun show. It is interesting. Do I go back to back and do damn near? The same pick. I can't do that. I got to, I'll say Jim Carrey. How about that? Oh.

Smoking. All righty then. That's exact. Ladies and gentlemen, not Jim Carrey in the room. I'm a pretty good impression as myself. Do it again, do it again. All righty then. Shit.

Not bad, right? Jim Carrey was so funny. He had that thing where other people's humor was just doing Jim Carrey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you could just do Jim Carrey, you were a funny guy. Yeah, like little boys in school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When he, like, it is a car.

Those guys never grow old. La Hu Zahir. Yeah, that was a big one. Do not go in there. Yeah. The, oh, look, they're little footballs. I still do, like, all the time. It's when she makes the cookies for him.

Oh, yeah. Raised mom. Finkle and Einhorn. Einhorn, Eindhorn. Finkel. In it together. How? Why?

Why? And then he's just a monster in the sack, too. Which, that was a fun. little reveal. That makes sense to me a little bit. That chaotic that his chaotic nature would also make him like a dominant saxman. If you guys if you guys want to know what it's like to

go on a date with a non male comedian, it's a lot of movie quotes, I'll tell you that. Oh, oh, you mean like as a comedian when you go out with just like your regular dude? Yeah, because like I'm just trying to like be a person. I'm not like on. And they think like when they find out you're a

comedian, they think it's got to be like some hardcore like pitter-patter riff master. That has to be the biggest turn off immediately. And I'm just like, no, pal we're not a work here. Yeah. Has it ever worked? Has anyone, have you ever been like, damn, this guy really is funny? Well, I think

a lot of people are funny. It's more like when it's like uncomfortable for us. Like I think a lot of non-comedians are funny. You know? I think more non-comedians are funny than comedians. Well, I know that's your take. Yeah, comedians are good. You don't think comedy's cool at all. Jim Carrey I think we got the mass dumb and dumber

and Ace Ventura all in the 90s I'm pretty sure Both Asphanuras right? Oh were they both? What a fucking run. Were they not both? Guano. Yeah, I bet you it was both Because I was first one was like 90. Also in color? Yeah. Whoa.

Oh yeah. He went crazy. I wonder if we got the Truman Show in the 90s. I think so. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. But that I think that might have been 2000. That might have been. Yeah, that was in the 90s and Batman forever. No, he was. Had to be. He was hot as a picture.

pistol, dog. Yeah. He was the first, remember he was the first $20 million. That's right. Dumb and Dumber. Paid actor where

he, after, was it Dumb and Dumber or the mask? One of them he got like $20 million for. I think it was dumb and Dumber was the

his, or was it liar, liar. Liar, too. So Ace Ventura he made in 1994 before that nothing really worth mentioning.

Uh-huh. But from there he did, but that was in the 80s. Right. Uh, 88. I would have to see him like the way that people

talk about him like going up at the store. How cool that would have been. Yeah, I've ever seen his impressions? They were pretty crazy. I haven't. There's a good YouTube. What else we got?

We got the Masked, Emmer and Dumber. He's doing in Living Color, Ace Ventura, the Mask, Dumb and Dumber, a tone-loak video. Batman Forever. Ace Ventura won nature calls cable guy, liar, liar. Trumisho 98. He was in Simon Birch, 98. He was in Simon Birch? Man on the Moon, 99.

He was on a tear. I didn't know we got cable guy in the 90s, too. Cable guy wildly underrated. For a second, I was like, was he Simon Burch? Yeah. Simon Birch was a child. Prostetics? I don't know.

They're doing all these kind of. Eric Stoltz played Rocky Dennis. That was a beautiful film. It was. Yeah, Jim Carrey was a big 90s guy. Yeah. Yep. I'm happy with that.

I thought I was going to blow it on that one. It seemed like he had a tough time with it. Or like a confusing time. He got, you hear those, like those movies all came out in the span of six years. Did you ever watch a documentary about him playing Andy Kaufman? Man on Moon?

Oh, I did. Yeah. Or no, it's called Jim and Andy. Jim and Andy. Did it wreck him a little bit? It was like... He went full method in a way that like... I think that his...

He dressed like Method man all the time. He dressed like Method man. It does like everyone who does full method. It like really fucks them up. Broke his brain a little bit. Yeah. It seems like, yeah. And they'd be wild just to be like I'm a different person.

Sorry to interrupt you. Sorry to interrupt you. That's all right? Also, being that famous, I feel like would just fuck you up in general. We're like, he was so famous. And he went from being like, he's like homeless isn't. kid, right? Yeah, he lived in a car. Yeah, yeah. And he's Canadian, that's already a sweetheart. Canadian's crazy.

Like, because he is like an irreparable, no, irrefutable. Irreputable? No, how did it? Repressiveable force? Irreverent? No, no one can duplicate him. Oh, yeah. Irreplicable? God, why was that so hard? Because that's a tough way to say. I don't know. I did say. I feel like I have dementia. I'm not even kidding. But like no one can do, no one can do it. what that was like a destined like born into this world's great talent

yeah well when you see him perform like when you see the stand-up clips too but like even watching him in movies it's like he puts his everything it's like other world everything it's like and it's like a child like sort of like dedication like when you're like

just goofing around with your friends as a kid it's like that level of like full commitment to these bits and like silliness and everything too but like with this other world talent attached. Yep. They say you've been fucking murder too. I bet. Yes. You haven't, so you never

seen that clip of him doing stand-up where he does like all, he runs through all the impressions, like he does like, Tom Jones singing Delilah and he does like, I think he does De Niro, right? Yeah. I think he does Sammy Davis Jr. It's like. He's all sweaty, right? Yeah. When he's doing it like they used to get in the 90s when they did stand-up. He's pretty young.

Yeah. And it feels like you see like shades of stuff that he did in living color, which I don't make people give enough credit to like, he did White men, like, but they wanted on there. But, Ann, you watched Living Color, he was dancing. He was doing all kinds of shit. Like, Fire Marshal Bill?

Like, he was really going crazy on it. There's a reason it wasn't just the white guy on the black show. He was like a breakout talent. Like, black people think he was funny enough to be on there. Yeah. You know? Yeah, they put together like an All-Star squad and they picked him. Yeah.

I heard it was Damon's recommendation, I'm pretty sure. He must have known from the conference. I think so, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jim Carrey's a great pick. I love Jim Carrey. Time for years. He's my JC. He's my...

My second pick. You already know what it is. My girl Pamela Anderson, baby. Oh, yeah. The most beautiful bodacious bazookas I ever seen. That red one piece, red my favorite color. It's been my favorite color since kindergarten never stopped being my favorite color. Perfectly white teeth, beautiful Mac, cosmetics, lined lips.

wore those furry ass hats, couldn't get enough of, wore a backwards hat maybe better than anyone who's ever worn a backwards hat. Oh, on two times? That's ever existed. I thought how her name was CJ

was so cool on Baywatch. Like, she was so hot. And I wish I wanted to be a lifeguard like her, but then, you know, I'm not a good swimmer. Are you not a strong swimmer? No, that's really ultimately why my surfing career didn't launch into the stratosphere. Yeah.

You can swim. I can swim. That's literally the most surprising thing you've ever said. I know. Wow. And that's because the psychic told me, and I have said this on other podcasts, and everyone absolutely lights me to fuck up. But guess what?

I don't care what you think. A psychic told me this year, because we were talking about my brother, and my brother was a big surfer. And the psychic was like, and why did you quit surfing? Like, she knew I surf. And I was like, I don't know. I was afraid. I mean, I could guess.

I was afraid of big. And she's like, oh, I just got it. It's because you died in the Titanic. And I was like, oh, yeah, of course. Wow. Okay, I'm glad I finally enough. Yeah. That's why you don't like the water so much.

No, I like the water. Even the warm Pacific waves. I love a little wave. But like what it would have gotten into, like, the big, what you need, you need to have the nuts. The cahones to go on the big waves. And I didn't quite. I wasn't, you know. The stones.

Yeah, I didn't have the stones for that. No way, baby. You decided to ride waves of poetry instead. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a good breather either, you know? You really need that. You are a good breather. I'm not a good breather.

I'm not a good breather. Well, you know, those that can't do teach, you know? That's a fact. That's the funniest thing to say about you. I can't breathe about it. So I teach other people. I teach other people. Pam Anderson, though, is a great page.

She was like... Love her. I still love her to this day. I follow every single thing that she does. She has this beautiful light about her. Now she's doing the snow makeup shit. And she's like all of our, like, hot fairy godmother. Um, I just,

just love the Pamela Renaissance that's happening. It's just a beautiful soul essence as, you know, I just love her. Everything about her. Somebody else about her. Oh, yeah. Damn, you went full apple on that. It's my pick. David, time for your third and fourth picks as it is.

Her second third picks as it is, Serpentine draft. All right. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. Bad podcast. It's okay. It's like far back. That's my fault.

You have to keep your nutrition up. Like, I had to do it. I had to have a little salami break. so that I could keep up with the boys. I'm hungry. We've been in here all day. Yeah. No, I'm hungry as shit.

I'm gonna die. TLC. Damn, man. So we can take a group. Oh, is that? I would count it. It was on my list. It feels countable to me.

They are a thing. First concert to everyone, too. Three times they hit it. No, no, did fan mail come out in? I think that was out. Fan mail's like 02, huh? 0-1-2. Who on the TLC tip and Crazy Sexy Cool came out.

But both. Night-to-die. No way, really? Fanmail. Was fan mail Scrubs? Crazy sexy cool was my second CD I ever bought. I remember. I don't even think I,

I think my mom, because it's also like my mom and her friends, like that was there. But like I remember, like, constant in my life throughout the 90s. God. I don't ever remember a time. You know,

I'm gonna get out of the wind. Really? At a son that she just can't touch. Y'all don't hear me. Three letters took them. to his final rest of us. I used to think those letters were sex. Oh, not HIV?

I thought it was sex. I'm like, damn, I didn't get it. Right. Red light special. I didn't fully understand the song either. I'm like, so this guy's just having so much sex that his vitality war or something?

I think about 90s. I knew that shit was AIDS. Yeah. Big time. I didn't. I had no clue. Actually, I'm just finding out right now. But I...

She gives him loving that his body can't handle it. Oh, my God. Because it's full of AIDS. 90s R&B, like, I just think about me like, being a young, young child singing the most sexual lyrics. Oh yeah. I used to sing Freak Me all the time. I was like 11.

Ain't too proud to beg though is kind of empowered. Love it. For what I call my hell. That whole album dude, dude, baby, baby. The way, and I, uh, what about your friends? I'd look at these dudes' dress. I'm like, I want to get that exact kit. And that's why I'd have the cross colors that I had. Three inches or a yard, rock harder with it sagging. Whoa. Crazy to say. What is it? What is the line? Three inches or a yard, rock harder at Fitzsaggin.

Wow. Oh, any old, any old penis? On A2 Proud to Bag. Wow. Did we ever find out what Chasing Waterfalls, Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls is? I think it was like, they're falling off the cliff, so you're going to fall off the cliff if you chase the waterfall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was people biting off more they can chew.

That was sort of all that makes sense. That was like all the stories, right? It was like the one kid who was like gang banging who gets killed. Yep. The guy who dies from AIDS. And then what's the other? What's the other one? You can't remember what is the other one?

It's like Little Precious has a natural Assession, that's AID. It's the guy who says he can do an hour clean, but like Yeah, I'll go on cruise. I got two clean hours for sure. You don't. But yeah, they were just all over three different, they came back

three different times. Perfect. Yeah. Three different times. Every time, I like fan mails. No scrubs was huge. Fan mail is what the tour I saw for a separate question. Really? And guess who was opening?

Christina Aguilera and Unknown. Wow. Yeah. I was a big, I like that song Unpretty. I was about to bring that up. I love that song. Un pretty was it. Maybe don't grow.

You can fix your nose if it says, oh. You know my all the makeup that man came. Does somebody do like American song language in that? I think left eye was doing it. Yeah. They think of Red Light Special and No Scrubs. Those were like shifts. I mean, those took the radio over.

Like Spare. The video. Oof. You see some side boob. Yeah. That was the first time I ever saw it. Yeah. I didn't even know what it was.

Yeah. T-Bos. You know they also, because I read T-Buzz's memoir. She had really difficult sickle-soe, right? Yeah. I learned all about sickle-cell from that memoir. But like they basically got like, they became so fucking huge, but they were in a horrible contract. Yeah, they got hosed.

So they made no money. They went broke. Yeah, they were like, like couldn't even buy food. broke when they were like the biggest people in the world at the time so fuck that's insane but then he came out and said it which is like kind of cool kind of cool yeah they were like nah they fucked us

fuck no because they were fucking bad bitches like they've like they fought they got their shit it was yeah I love that she burned down Andre Risen's house we're not talking about this yet left I burned the house damn we're not talking about it all right no oh okay we're not talking about you yep I like

it when she rapped about it, but that's all I was going to say. In your third pick? Oh, here's a weird one. But she had a huge impact on my 90s, y'all. I got to say Jenny Jones. Oh, that's a great one. Yeah.

That is a great big. I watched a shitload of Jenny Jones. I haven't thought about her maybe since the 90s until she said her name just now. Oh, man, my wild teen is out of control. Send my team to boot camp Paternity tests Jenny Jones She was up in the mix

I watched a lot of daytime TV Because I skipped a lot of school In elementary school It was a whole issue that I had But yeah Jenny Jones was just She was I just ran through it She was born in Bethlehem In the what?

In the Holy Land Are you? No Pennsylvania No It's gotta be Bethlehem PA To Polish parents In 1946 she was born In Bethlehem

Is she still alive? The same Jenny Jones? Yes Jenny Jones is from O little town of Bethlehem Yes, oh little town of Bethlehem Same as Christ In Palestine

He's not lying Bethlehem Palestine Fucked up That's pretty wild I didn't think people were from there She is Well she was born there Her birth name

Janina Maria Stronsky Oh Wow, I love a showbysing. How did she get from there to Jenny Jones? Two years later, they relocated to London, Ontario. I don't know what her family was doing in Palestine. What if she's the second coming of Christ? We're about due for a woman.

Did she do stand-up too? What? Yeah, it says that. Whoa, 81 to 90 stand-up comedy. Really? Yeah. She opened for Jerry Seinfeld. What?

Yeah. And she, yeah. That couldn't have been. well she what was her vibe I can't remember the show at all honestly like it was it always felt a lot less judgmental

than the other talk show host yeah Jenny Jones felt another tick and the this person might be the second coming of Christ which was sort of like which was sort of like like some of them came off so like really like admonishing to other people and she would be she

was just like very much like oh that's what you do like dr phill he's a bitch ass yeah it was like the opposite of that or even like even some of the ricky lanks some of those the silent joffin your off the else the montel montel like a lot of these people really coming in it was like her and jerry springer i feel like sort of felt like they were both just like interested not i mean they were obviously it's it's the television was all happening but it just like their personas were not nearly as judgmental yeah yeah but then and like a lot of My teen's out of control, which I was like, someday. I remember that.

Someday you were going to bring your kid on there? No, someday I'm going to get out of control. Yeah. I know what to do with him, Jenny. Well, because, like, a lot of it is, like, I'm watching it literally, like, I skipped a sizable chunk of the fifth grade. Right. Like a lot. Who needs it?

Look at me now. Yeah, look at you now. On pseudo television. He went on a helicopter the other day. But, like, I would be like, I'm like 11. watching these out-of-control teens, and I'm like, some of my friends smoke cigarettes. You got a notepad on him?

Yeah. I remember when they bring on, like, a drill sergeant, they do the boot camp thing. And I'm always like, why are you crying? They can't do anything. You're not really in boot camp. Oh, see, that would have been me. I would have been full sobbing

because I would have believed it all, not known that anything could be constructed or slightly fake. I would have cried. Yeah. Yeah, because I was afraid of attention. You think I'm not going to cry when, like, a drill instructor yells at me?

I'm still afraid. Like if a cop goes by me, I'm like, I'm drunk, I'm high, I've murdered seven people. Yeah, yeah. I have bombs in my car. Like, I, it, yeah. The idea of like a camp or a military prison camp, I read sleepers really young. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

Well, I'm saying if I was there. I read sleepers, I must have been like 10 when I read sleepers. If I was there. Nobody's checking on your books. That's too early, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first part of that movie, you're like, the first part of that book, you're like, these kids are awesome. Yeah.

And then the end is like. Like, somebody got to take this. We should rewrite sleepers. No. I don't know what secret is. I can't revisit. There's a bunch of boys go to Juvie and get sexually assaulted in Juby and they kill the guy. By the guards.

They get out and then they see the guy years later and kill him. Yeah, it was really, really hard. If I was in a detention center, I'd be terrified. I'm saying if I'm on a talk show and they just got the drill sergeant yelling at me, I wouldn't. That would do nothing to me. Wow, you're a pretty smart kid then. But if I was there, then it'd be different. How loud is the Apple registering?

I'm muting every time. time you do it. Oh my man. Okay. I'm gonna get one more bite. You're all good. Wait, that's crazy. You would know that.

Like, I believed in Santa until I was like 12. I never believed in San. I wanted to. I wanted to believe. That's beautiful. Yeah. I think that explains it. I still like the whole idea of Santa.

It's great. Well, yeah, everybody likes the idea of Santa. I don't know about that tone. I don't know about that tone, Mr. Sean. I still like the idea. Sloshing around a bunch of egg. That pleases an idea.

Do you think that has something to do with your affinity for the color red? You have a little bit of like an O.C. Santa Claus. I appreciate that. It is funny because, like, I always, like, all my clothes are red. Red's my favorite color. It's never not been my favorite color. I had so many red hats before, you know, what happened. That was, like, really hard.

I love a red hat. I do, too. I don't know how a man can just, like, adopt a red hat. Why do we let him have? have it. I started wearing it, like, I just started wearing them again, like, at the end of Biden's presidency. And it was like a, like, where I got the courage.

But I already look like, you know, I'm like two degrees away from a Fox News bitch, you know. You curl my, you, you straighten my hair. Yeah. I could be saying some shit, like anti-trans. You know, I, who knows, you know? Right. I can't be doing it.

What darkness lurks in the heart of a blonde woman. So. I just love a red hat. They ruined it for me. I used to love him too. Fred Burst took him away from us. Fred Durst. I didn't like Limbiscuit when you did.

I'm fine with them now. But back then I thought it was horrible. It's funny the order we went that. I liked them when, you know, a teenager should like them. I'm fine now that I've escaped the like caring. Because I just didn't want my friends to think I like Limbiscuit because I didn't run in that circle. same thing with corn and all that and now you look back you're like it's fine music of the time

me at the Beaverton boys we're getting down You had the Beaverton boys These little boys These little private school boys I was in school with Trying to make me listen to fucking corn and shit Slip I'm coming at the big dog with one headphone Trying to put a slip nod in my ear

Trying to make the air rise up in you I said get out of my fucking face dweeb Did you ever give a kid a swirley? No but I feel like I did I do too You know? I feel like you did. I mean.

These little boys, these little like Christian boys trying to make me listen to Slipknot. And I said, no, sir, I have taste. Okay, get the fuck out of my face. I like names, not numbers. Yeah, exactly. I'm listening to TLC. Screaming? No, I'm listening to beautiful vocals of T-Boss, you know.

Absolutely. I was listening to a slip-knit up. But I never would have asked a girl. I never would have asked a girl to listen to you. I have a crush on Blair. What should I do? I knew I'm like, well, this is not for anyone. No, and then when the other girls would pretend to like it to, you know, and I'm like, funny.

You're going nowhere fast. Pretend I like the shit for a man. Grow up. This investment is not going to yield any returns. No, the original picme is pretending to enjoy slip knot. I had such a huge crush on this girl, Rachel. And I went to her locker one day and she's like, what are you doing tonight? And I was like, so excited.

I'm going to ICP tonight. I cannot wait. And I, like, that was, I saw any chance that I had just go flying out the window. What's ICP? The insane clown posse. Oh. But I remember seeing her, I think about it now and she was just like, okay. Okay.

I wish you could have seen the beauty in your heart. Yeah. I wish that too. Yeah. Maybe I miss out on some great young men. Oh, I doubt it. That's not when you wanted us. Those were the days of wandering the desert.

I don't know. know what these little private school kids are up to now. Some of them have that turned out okay. I think they're working for their dads or contractors probably in Mission Viejo. Yeah.

Good life. Good cut. Good cut. Blair, time for your third pick. Wait, what two did I just? Lisa lefty, Lopez. May she rust in peace?

Is that a wild? No, wait. No, you can't be left. I got TLC, baby. You talked about a group. I wanted to talk about her and you cut me off. I started going into it. All right, but I feel like what tiny little tinkerbell incredible rapper,

pixie of a woman burns down her NFL boyfriend's $1.3 million house and then gets him to pay her $75,000 bail and then proposed to her after. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's why I picked the group. That's crazy. It's on David's list. No, you were talking about the group flow and their beautiful music. She's a part of it.

They're all a part of it. Why can you let me have this? This is so deep for me. I've always wanted to burn down a man's house and then have him proposed to me. I get that. I do understand that. That's a convincing argument. And I appreciate that.

I feel like she's speaking to your heart. Listen. This is the soft appeal. I took that as much as I took out the ex. voice of Tion Wachman. All right, right, right, all right, all right, all right. I scratched that pick in the name of my brother. It is amazing, though.

Andre. In the name of my platonic brother, I scratch that pick. Man of War. And I move forward with Mike Tyson. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. All right, iron Mike, sure.

Sure. He seems like his god of a little bit of scramble going up there. Maybe some of those cartoons where the birds are flying up there, you know? And sure, he's committed heinous crimes, I think maybe rape, murder, battery, assault, you know, like many, many bad things in the eyes of the Ten Commandments. But, and look, I'm not afraid to say how old I am. A lot of people in entertainment, they want to, they really want to know my real age, okay? And I've been really forthcoming, I think, by this episode. I saw this man by the chunk out of a Vanderholyfield's ear live, bitch.

Okay, I saw it live. And I said, that's a competitor. Okay? I said, that's a competitor. He's going down with the shit, baby. He said, oh, well, if I had to take a chunk of cartilage out with my mouth, honey, I'm going to do it. And what? He came out of champion.

Evander had half a less ear. Okay? I don't think he came out of a champion, though. He lost. He's a champion. You don't mean the heavyweight champion. No, I mean, spiritually. He came out of a champion.

Yeah, no, that was like Roman, you know. Because I remember when it happened. Nobody knew for a second. Yeah. That's why he wrote from the golden gloves. One point from the stands over there, the champion. The champion. The champion.

And then, you know, he lived on to make an important. Camio and the illustrious film the hangover, you know? And so, and then he got paid to lose on purpose to a man like Jake Paul. So he, yeah. I can't say a fact. Opinion, but I ever. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Yeah, allegedly, yeah.

I have to say that a lot with the things I say, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Anyway, so pretend I didn't do the left eye pick, even though just to preserve our friendship. There was never more. There was never a more fearsome man in my lifetime than Mike Tyson. I believe he could punch a hole in the ground. The baddest man on the planet. The baddest man on the planet. I think even more than like any UFC guy post.

Yeah. Like, because boxing was still way, it wasn't as tainted as it is now. No. There's no point. Now it's pro wrestling. Yeah, but heavyweight boxing was $150 million. Was still big when he, and he was so young. So young.

To see those early fights, like after the Olympics, where he was just like... Coming out, like, no, none of the showmanship and everything. It was like, it was almost like the grunt, the way grunge responded to hair metal where he just came out in that, like, cut, sweat, shirt and, like, gloves that just like red in shit.

Fucking terrifying, man. I'm even older. Strongest thing from New York. Yeah. Brownsville never ran, never will. See, the fact that you know that is great. You also remember MTV Celebrity Death Match where they would do his,

those little, those claymation, and then they would. I do his little list. Like, and then the fact that his voice was so opposite of, it's just, he's, yeah, incredible. I, although I do not condone those heinous crimes. Of course not. No. But to talk about the cultural figure of it, like.

Of the 90s. I mean, he was also, every, everybody knew. Everyone. Everybody knew who Mike Tyson was. It was the three Michaels in the 90s, two of which I haven't been picks, so I won't reference to them. But like, you know, fuck me, man. Michael Tyson.

Michael Tyson. Michael Tyson. But I don't know There's not been a Like monocultural Like terrifying is the wrong word But just where you're like You feel like you would punch you

And your skeleton would fly out of the back You'll never be able to beat him in a fight That's the thing Like he could be as old as he's gonna get Jake Paul didn't win Nobody Allegedly There's no point in my life

That I would ever be able to beat Mike Tyson In a fight which is crazy Yeah You'd be in a wheelchair I mean there's a ton of boxers That that's the case Maybe but I'm thinking like 95

He throws a maybe on it. I like that your skill is, I could never beat his ass. Like, and I beat everybody's ass. Roy Joe Jr. Fattali Klitchko. The Road Warrior. Buster Douglas. Lennox Lewis.

I kicked the shit out of all of them. But he was like the universally regarded scariest man on the planet. Got a video game at the deal. He's still up there, I think. Sean Jordan, have your third pick. I'm going true to myself and pick boys to men. Oh. It's in the group.

So I'm doing it. I got to do it. Now, you cannot pick Wanye separately. I'm going to pick Wanyi. I get Nate. I get Mike. I get Sean. I get Wanye.

All of them. Great. Oh, these are the rules. I just wanted to show everyone that I knew their names. Oh, wow. I guess you. I guess you. I guess you can pick the 97 bulls.

I guess these are the rules, I guess. You can pick the 97 bulls. Nobody, you know, Isaac didn't really lay down those rules before we started this. It is Isaac's fault. It is Isaac's fault. It is Isaac's fault. It is Isaac's fault. It is a switch.

Red leather pussy destroyer. Wow. Sway jacket rule. Yeah, he's got a tucked in pressure, guys. Don't worry. Nice sharp, khaki, suede jacket on top of that. I said, Isaac, you're coming from pussy destroying. You must have gotten out of pretty early this one.

I love it because, like, the things you talk about are that of, like, a drunk uncle at a barbecue. And not so. much fun. Because I mean, so I get Motown Philly. Okay. Then I get on Bended Knee. Like I get the later Boys to Met. So I get like Motown, Philly, end of the road, hard to say goodbye, whatever. Oh, those are incredible. And then I get on bended knee. I'll make love to you.

Oh, it's so good. I love that song. One of my first jokes, I said like when you go to cell phone store and everyone's dressed like Boys to Men because they all have like cackies in a different color button up. Uh-huh. Wasn't funny then, not funny now. Yeah. But it influenced. It influenced my early guys came.

Yeah. No, they still look cool to me. That's not one sweet day with somebody who will be mentioned later I'm assuming. I imagine. I imagine. But that song. Shining down on me from heaven. Like so many friends we've lost along the way.

That song's too beautiful, man. I used to think I could dress like boys to men sometimes. I'd be like, sure, a V-neck, sleeveless cardigan situation. with like shorts, doctors, what I think you looked cool. I didn't, but I won't. No, I think you did.

I just like them now. That's how I buy my suits. I'm not even kidding. It's like, it's Boys to Men slash Charles Barkley inspired. Dude. He dressed well. Boys and Men, ABC, B, B, D.

Yeah. East Coast family. What does the ABC B BPD stand for? ABC was another bad creation. It was a group with little kids who did that song. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We ate cereal. And Belbivivivov.

And Belbit de Beau. Which was an offshoot of obviously new. edition. Yeah. And all that shit, all that New Jack swing shit was Ronnie Bivens, right? He did it all. He,

he like set up the whole. He found him. Really? He found ABC and Boys to Men. They just sang Acapella for him, raw one. That's the story that he says in the song. Yeah.

Yeah, but it's true. Like, that's what happened. I think he just, were they like in the lobby or something? Yeah, I think it was on a new edition tour. Yeah.

And they just sang for him. And he's like, you guys, you're going to do it. Wow. And then another bad creation, they had that song, playground.

I like Aisha better but playground was I think The bigger. Then they had the one at the playground And then they had Aisha, you were the girl that I never had And I want to get to know you better

God 90s R&B is so good It was It was like incredible Yeah But boys to men man They end of the road still Just knocks It's such a good song

So hard to say goodbye still My third pick I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Bo Jackson Yes. Bonos. Bonos. Bonos.

There were other two sport athletes in the 90s and iconics themselves. There were other bigger athletes, I think probably bigger icons, but Bo Jackson hit in such a specific way for me. The Nike campaign, the like amazing at football, amazing at baseball. Yeah, that was back when like people did. That was really cool time when people did that. It was crazy. Do you think Dion was the bigger two sport? I know you, we, yeah, we know.

I think probably, I think, I think probably he was. He was the flashier. I heard somebody talking on the internet the other day and it made me so mad and then I was like, I got to think about it. He was like, he was like, hot take. Bo Jackson wasn't that great at football. He got hurt. He really early.

Right. He was like a crazy athlete that's a running back. But he doesn't have the numbers that like Prime has in both, right? No, because he got hurt so bad. He like, like, Bo Jackson, when he got hurt, like, his hip, pulled out of the socket and it was like before they that was something they could fix.

Yeah, they said he was like, it happened because he's so athletic. But I mean, even in his rookie season, because how many seasons did he play? I don't know. I don't know off the top of my hand.

That's what I mean. Yeah. This guy was claiming that the football run was not as legendary as we're led to bleed. I don't know. I think it probably wasn't. Hold on. Pulling it up right now.

I feel like. Yeah, he has 550 career rushing yards. 16 touchdowns. So it wasn't. What? Yeah. In four years?

Yeah. Yeah. That's not like. I did not know that. All the highlights I think about him are baseball. He played seven games, ten games, 11 games, 10 games. We never played like a full season.

But there was just something about him. Yeah. And that poster of him. Oh, with the pads? With all the different, like, the pads one. And then there was the pads and the bat. And then there was another one where he had all the different kinds of sporting equipment. It was him.

It was the Nike campaign. It was like all that stuff. The bat over the knee. That was the first person I saw. Like he remade that. Running up. The head. Running up the wall.

catching to like when he like caught the ball in the outfield and then ran up the wall like there was just like that was so cool that's like one of the cool that's like one of the coolest things ever in baseball running up the wall yeah yeah it's crazy you don't never see it the mythology around him and almost like how we didn't get to see a lot of the football you know what I mean like we didn't get it like it was like held in front of us and then like no you don't get this there's mythology to it yeah and he's 30 for 32 when they talk about his mythology as a kid oh my god we're like one time he dropped over a lake one time he was like one time he dropped over a lake one time he's like he time he threw a rock 100 yards and killed a dog. Yeah. You're like, oh my God. And they're like people who are like, yes. That happened. I saw it. He killed my dog. I said thank you afterwards. Bo knows how to kill dogs. So, Bo Jackson. And then I'm going to, I got to, I got to, I got to take the guy. Okay. Bill Clinton. Oh, yeah. Not. That's a really good pick. Listen, recent revelations notwithstanding. If we're talking about purporting, if we're talking about

Purely the 90s and cultural figures playing saxophone on Arsenio, going out jogging eating cheeseburgers. Sure. Being this first Democrat after like the Reagan 80s and everything, he was a powerful cultural figure. Yeah. Also like not the lineage that you would think of a president, right? No.

Like from Arkansas, son of a single mother. Yeah. Like just kind of stuff called hope, literally. Yeah, like kind of like stuff that wasn't. The facts. Like not like. But you know what? I'm saying.

Like he was one of the first presidents to not be from like a dynastic family. Yeah. I mean, Jimmy Carter, but that's even kind of different because he was like a full, like Bill Clinton is like a product of America. Fully a product of America. Yeah. And then like what he did with that, like met like one of those weird. What he did with it is not, none of my business.

Well, not that. Not that. But even, I mean, if we're just talking about culture, like the Monica Lewinsky stuff and all that like, which was like bad on him. But like, it captivated America in a way that like few things in my life. lifetime have. Absolutely. This is bred into my obsession of, like, and love for Monica Lewinsky in adulthood.

Like, I'm so fascinated by her, because she was, like, the original pariah, like, where the entire country just made, but, like, the fact that she didn't take her life after, when... I remember her being the butt of every late-night joke for, like, years. Every, every late-night joke, every standard. And she was, like a kid. Yeah. She was, like, 23? 21. Yeah. Yeah. Like, barely... I mean...

Also, by the way... Haley and Lewis and Clark College, Portland, Oregon? Yeah. You ever notice that's how you know comedy doesn't age well? Whenever there's, like, a documentary or anything about going back talking about somebody going through a hard time who doesn't deserve it, always comedians. Always comedians. Always comedians.

Are the, like, comedians doing the shittiest thing. The amount of time. Saying the shittiest thing about this person who didn't deserve it. It's always stand-up comedians. The amount of times they've cut to 90s cultural icon Jay Leno making a joke about someone who then they cut to, like, the person being like. Yes. I was living through hell.

And you're like, oh, no. I'm guilty of it too. Yeah. It's like, you know, why I think stand-up comedy is so cool. Yeah. Cool. That's what you love. Sean Jordan.

I got to do it. Mariah Carey. We'll just do it since. That's a good pick. Since it was the One Sweet Day reference, but I just looked it up. I get almost all of those, like all those albums. Like, I thought some of them were in the 80s. All 90s?

It says she's her first album was in the 90s. Yeah. Fantasy? No, it was Mariah Carey. Fantasy was later, but like... Dream lover? That was 90s. With dream lover on it, right?

She has so many kids. It's crazy. That was, I want to say, music box. Like her third one, but then you get... The first one was self-titled, right? Mariah Carey and then Emotions... That was 90. And then Emotions was 91.

And then Music Box was 93, which I think is where we get... Or no, Daydream. Daydream would have been the... It was fantasy. Always be my baby. What was the other one? There was another smash. There was another, you just said it.

Fantasy, always been my baby. And then... What, once we'd days in Beijing? No, I know, but there's one other, like, crazy good song that came out like that same year. Anyway. Hero. Oh, dream lover. Dream lover.

Dream lover. Dream lover. Oh, yeah, such a good song. Just amazing. Her catalog is incredible. She wrote most of these songs. She did? Yeah.

She wrote like all I want for Christmas. That's her. Well, I knew she wrote that one. She's, like, famous for that one. Everyone's like, that's how I. Yeah. But like, you know, people don't talk about her as a songwriter that much. No, it was. And just, she can hit that note.

Unbelievable. Like, when you hear it? Yeah, no, it's crazy. God damn. On emotion session. It's crazy. Why, I won't say it. Her and someone else.

There's another one. Yeah. And someone else. She might come up. She could. But yeah, those, I remember right when I started skateboarding, those three, like fantasy, dream lover and always be my baby all came out. I'm like, wait,

leaser. I love, I love the idea of you skateboarding to fantasy. Yeah, I love that too. That brings his smile to my heart. That's really beautiful.

Was she wearing roller blades in that video? Yes. I let it pet. I think I let her wrap. There were skates. Roller skates. She was wearing roller blades

in the video with ODB. That was fantasy. With fantasy. Yeah. That was the one time I let rollerblading slide. Because roller blades were new.

They were brand new. They were hot. And you were like so against roller blades? I didn't like them from jump. I knew it. I did too. Mine, I had going to dark wheels. I think 90s kids, you had to have blades that were some kind of either purple or teeth. I had some. I had Veriflex, were they? They were purple, green, and black.

Yeah. Mostly black and then Joker colors. But I just knew it looked stupid from right away. I was like rollerblading's dumb as hell. Skateboarding is the best thing. It makes you look the coolest. It was a sensation sweeping the nation. Yeah, it doesn't be some kind of much. Skateboarding wasn't that cool. At that time. Barely at all in the 90s.

Didn't come back. Why don't you go back outside? All right. Didn't come back for a long. time. But anyway, yeah, Mariah. It ended when my mom accidentally ran over my Sector 9 with her suburban. Was that scrape boy? She said it was my fault. Leave it behind the suburban. Leave it out. I ran over our recycling. I left in the driveway and ran over it. When that happened? Huh? When did when did you run over the recycling? Shit like a week ago. Is this a second? Listen, John Jordan who claims claims top 1% unpaid driver.

On the planet. This is the second. On the planet. This is the second automobile mess up that's happened to this year. Yeah. Yeah, but I admit it. You can't, you know, you got a burning rubber trying to get out of that house, huh? Trying to get over there at a coffee shop.

Got to get in line first, huh? I think you're slipping. Oh. I'm not slipping. I think you're slipping. Shut up. And I think you're going to fucking get it together. Blair, time for your fourth pick.

Okay. For God's sake. Okay. Where's number fourth pick is going to have to be Kevin Costner in the bodyguard. Wow. My five-year-old ass wanted to fuck Frank Farmer so bad. I didn't even know what sex was, but I knew I wanted to have it with him and I was in love. Men today can't protect shit and I would have to protect any man in any situation.

now that was back when men had pure-blooded testosterone and could, you know, they could deflect a bomb or something that they needed to do. And, yeah, wow, what a sex pot 90s, Kevin Costner. Oh, yeah. That's one of my favorite, I love that movie. I still never seen The Bodyguard. You got to see it.

I've never seen it. You know what's crazy, though? You have. Yeah, kind of. have, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, you don't have to watch, you know exactly what happens. He's wearing a lot of big suits in it, I feel like. Yeah, he was hired to, you, you get, you've seen that movie a million times. The chemistry between him and. Uh-huh. Off the charts. Almost the the hottest costner they're ever with. Bull Durham was hotter, but this is like one of the hottest

costters. No, it is real, real, real close. Hot cup of costner. And also, they said that like, even though, you know about this other um his co-star his co-star of course um that they like were a one true love of each other's lifetime in real life in real life like one of them yeah okay I don't think they ever

I think Robert Brown might have some also has a lady who was that yes yes I mean one okay yes yeah one of the one true loves yeah if you take Kevin Costa you get Robin Hood too I think that was 90s I think that was early 90s I never seen it Prince of Thieves.

Prince of Thieves. The first time you've ever. That was the first time you didn't nail it. Oh, yeah. I don't know why I said Types. That's okay. You were pulling stuff off the shelf like with the laughing. Prince of Tides was a 90s movie.

That was what's called the Prince of Tides. Well, it was the decade I was the most emotionally president. I know. That's true, too. Man, the bodyguard is so good, dude. It's not good. Like the movie, it's so. self isn't good.

It's amazing. How fuck are you talking to you? It's an amazing movie. It's fine. It's fine. I'm kind of with Isaac. I didn't tell you to fuck everyone at the hotel. When he comes at her like that, I'm like, whoa.

You're her bodyguard. Oh, God. It's so good. He says that in the movie. Did you? She fucked a dude. Oh, well, one guy. There wasn't him.

He was pretty upset about it. Oh, you're mad that she didn't fuck the bodyguard. He did. I mean, at the end Yeah All I know is that drum Right before and I will always love you You ever tried it

You see the It's probably done now But that TikTok challenge No Where people would try to do the Like they'd get a bunch of real drummers together Didn't dolly hear or sing it And say she could have it

Didn't I know that way? Something like that Or she said beforehand Like there's only one person That can do it And it's her She said she's the only one She did it

Dolly's awesome Yeah Yeah dolly is She's a treasure The unmentioned It's fucking awesome too See a Shuggan. Man.

If it makes it back to me, Shugamondon. It's like some of the music I go back to the most ever. Yeah, because I got to pick her then. I'm just going to pick Whitney. It's like, that shit, man. Yeah. You can, like, feel her heart. Yeah.

Like, saving all my love for you, that song, fucks me up. Dog, that song. You've said that for years. I've said that for, I felt like that since I was a kid before I even really got it. I can feel it. And then once you find out, it's like, she's in love with the man who's married. And the whole thing is like, you don't even, like, just the amount of love she gives that is not in return.

It's such a, it's not unrequited. She just knows that that's all he's. Yeah. This is all he can give. That's all that, and she's still like, I'm saving it for you. It's like. Does he know she's in love with him in that song? Yeah.

He knows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody tells her. My friends always tell me find a man on my own. Like. Right.

But like each, when she tries to go, I'm just singing the words of the song. Each time she tarized, she breaks down and carize. Because she'd rather be at home feeling blue because she's saving all her love for. But she again is like the Jim Carrey thing, like a freaky, like almost mythical, like non-human talent. One of one. Yeah. Like one of one. Like no one ever before her and no one ever after her will ever be.

that's her. You also get that feeling, like if you watch the documentaries and stuff, you get that feeling that like, I think it was really hard because she had, it was an artist with this instrument and she never got to portray

who she felt she was in a real way. You know what I mean? So I think she felt like there was a disconnect between her and her public persona. Even when they talk about, when she did the Soul Train Awards and black people were booing her

and stuff like that, like she just like, I feel like they made her this thing that she wasn't and she had to like, live underneath that. What's the thing? I don't know enough about

Whitney Houston. What is the thing? Is there one definitive? Is there like a big documentary? Is there like anything? There's, what's it called? Let me be me. Yeah.

I think is the one I'm thinking of. I gotta check it out. She's just like, it's just like she was one way, but then she just got manufactured as a pop star. Yeah. Can I be me? What? Can I be me?

Can I be me? Well, that's the thing about being a pop star. Like, I always say it looks like truly the worst life ever because you become such an industry that so many people's livelihood depends on you, like hundreds of people at that point, that you stop being a human being with any, like, agency or... How could you? Also, her personality was so different than what they portrayed when...

Like, when people talk about... People talked about Bobby Brown, like, he was, like, the instigator bad guy, and I know. If you watch those guys, it's like, he was keeping up with her. Like, they talk about, like, Bobby Brown couldn't do as much drugs as, like, Whitney and her brother. Wow. Like, and then, but then when you look at Bobby Brown and kind of like how we move, you do kind of realize where you're like, oh, this does, this more seems like a guy like with ADHD who is allowed to party. Not like, that's not fair, but it just is like, there's just like a lot. There's just like a lot to it. And it seems like there was like a whole thing and a type of person.

And like Bobby Brown says it too. He's like ghetto boy meets ghetto girl. Like people were talking like, like people were talking like it was some different. He was like corrupting this. She was with that shit. She was with that. Yeah. But because she was in like a white button down in jeans, like in these videos, people were like. Yeah. But I mean, but she, but like her talent, like she looked. She was like her talent.

She was like an angel. Yeah, it is. It was like angelic. And then she was like the most gorgeous, like tiniest. Like she, you're like, how could all this power come from such a tiny person? Power and like, beautiful. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Whitney, Houston. The fact that she did, just going back to like her most obvious that, like that national anthem at the Super Bowl. Yeah.

When you see, like the other people who like sing the national anthem at a Super Bowl, right? Who are like sometimes bad singers, but sometimes like some of our best singers and they still don't really sound that good, even though there's some of our best singers,

the fact that she did that there. That's quite like, like, oh, you're like so much better than the next best singer. It's crazy. Also in that documentary fun when she's talking shit about Paul Abdul. She's just like, she can't sing.

Which is not even crazy. No, she's right. And your final pick. Denzel, man. Sure, absolutely. Like, Will Smith was one thing, but I feel like Will Smith was like pop. And then Denzel was like art. Like, you know what I mean?

Absolutely. Like, not that Will Smith, what he did wasn't good. But Denzel shit is like. And Denzel did a little bit of pop too. But he would also like, hold on. Let me pull up his 90s here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Heart condition. Mo better blues. Mobeda blues is good. Heart condition is 90s? 1990. Oh, Mo better blues is, oh, because you're into jazz. That's right. But I watched it for the first.

I watched how I'm playing this year. Bowen doing the Mo better. It's like, I mean, it's really good. It's such, that it might be the most 1990 movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. But it's good. He's fucking great in it. He's amazing.

Wesley Snipes is great in it. Mississippi Massala Ricochet Ricochet's in the 90s too Malcolm X Much ado about nothing That's the other This guy is like

Classically trained We'll go do Shakespeare Pelican brief Fucking great So good Philadelphia Come on Crimson Tide

I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting excited I believe I took Roman J Israel That's quite Virtuosity Devil under blue dress Courage under fire

The preacher's wife Yeah Fallen Which is underrated Love Fallen He got game, the siege, the bone collector, which is what they call Isaac, dude. Yeah, so late. The hurricane, and that's his 90s.

Remember the Titans is 2000. But like, wow. He was just like, that was, and you still don't really know about him? No. So private. I don't really know shit about him. No. I know anything about him.

I know his kid played football. And I know. And now he's an actor too. You hear people talk about, like, when they meet him behind closed doors, he's like really cool and like a chilled out. That's your homie kind of way. Your aforementioned Will Smith, like Denzel was at those Oscars too, and he was the one who, like, after the slap happened and everything, went and, like, pulled him aside and was like, you know, like tried to, like,

calm him down. He's that dude. Like, Will. Yeah. Yeah. The devil comes for you at your, like, highest model or something. I feel like, people say that, like, he mentors them, you know. Yeah.

I forget who there's, like, I forget, I feel like there's some famous actors who have said that he mentored them. There's so many young actors. A lot of not famous. A lot of guys. Yeah. a lot of our dads. Yeah.

Right. Over a lot of different movies. And mine and my dream. Jim and Uncle Phil carried a lot of weight. Yeah. But no, just like, yeah, that guy. He is so talented. A movie star in the way that you don't,

maybe there's not gonna be. No. That's sad. And he. But we got to see it. I know. He goes and he really does like, I mean, you don't know that much about,

again, not our favorite act. You don't know that much about Michael B. Jordan. You don't know that much about Michael B. Jordan. about Chalame where they're kind of like going back and being like They're only seen when they want to be Keep it to myself. Michael Be Jordan lives with his parents

Yeah Yeah Nicky B. Jerkie. I don't. I got my own place. Yeah! I mean We rant

What is clear. I haven't worked with Ryan Coogler. That's great. I do have my own place. Yeah, great pick. Yeah. That's all right. Yeah.

How many picks are left? You have one left and we're going to try to speed. No, but I know I have one left, but how, and then you two. And then Sean is one. Because I'm trying to decide if I want to say this man. I'm not going to say it. I'm going to, you know what, I'm just going to go with my motherfucking heart, okay? Do it.

My fifth pick, absolutely I do have to go with iconic tunist. Carrie Strug. Oh, yeah. Well, responsible for winning. the first ever team gold in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics for the team gymnastics. I saw it live. I saw her land on one motherfucking foot

with like a broken snap. Seared in one foot landing. I got up on the couch. I ran around the room. I said let's fucking go. She said that in 96. I said that in 96. Nobody got it from a little girl.

Jerry's shrug, I said, bitch, I do not understand your hair cut, but I love your landing, bitch. One foot landing, I don't care if you got a freaky-ass haircut, okay? You go, bitch. Incredible. Yeah. Amazing. That was the story of that Olympics was that team, right? Oh, it is.

I saw it live, like, I could get, I could get chills even just thinking about it. Like, it was the most badass shit. It was just incredible. and then the whole place just like, what an amazing summer that was. Also, the 90s. I think 96 might be the peak of America. Summer Olympics, it was so good.

I saw it in theaters in Atlanta that summer. Wow. It was one of the craziest summers in my whole life. Excellent pick. Sean, your final pick. DuPock, I'll bookend it with rapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, too. He made the list. He's so handsome. He would have given us so much. So he was going to do so many good things in movies. You watch him, he's like the only good actor Well, not the only good actor But he does such a good job in above the rim

He's so good in juice Wood Harris is pretty good too Wood Harris is amazing and everything That's why I stop myself Because Leon Rips And but anyway He just, we would have got so much more I think he's the best rapper that ever lived

Every time I wonder if I'm gay I'm like oh but I'm still in love with Tupal Yeah That's how I know I'm not. Every time I wonder if I'm gay I'm like if I'm gay and I think about Tupac And I'm like no for me Yeah, I'm like, I'm not full way, I guess.

I feel like it would be uncomfortable on your weiner to be in a tub full of gold chains. Yeah, it'd be hard. My weiner's not built for that. His, you know, to think that he did all of that before he was 25, like, he lived like 17 lifetimes in his life. Yeah. And, like, you talk about charisma. Like, he had, his charisma was so oceanic that we're like decades later, like, just still talking about him all the time. Yeah.

And he didn't want to be that guy. Like he was like the lifestyle that he thought he had to live, like coerced him into being that person that everybody thinks. Like it was that Haitian Jack dude that got him all fucked up and started him down the bad road. I think we had a lot more to come. I think there was a lot of factors. Or what about did he? Yeah, probably had something to do with him.

Yeah. I'm picking George Costanza. Nice. That's my final pick. Man, that's the best character on the show. The best character of the show. Elaine's the best actor. He's the best character.

Yeah. Yeah. The funniest, I think that's the best character. Funniest to me. Jerry Stiller, I think, is the funniest. He's the fun. Oh, absolutely. That's like actually the funny.

Wait, when have I recently seen these bloopers of, um, of Julia, Louis Dreyfus breaking every time she's in a scene with Jerry Stilis. Oh, I've seen it. I've never seen it. She can't take it. She cracks up and they do it again. and she cracks up every time she's in a scene with him.

Because he keeps going. He's like, do you want to go? He's going to fight her? He's the funny. It's like, I think it's like not even close. Otherworld. Like, that's the whole reason I watch King of Queens. I, man.

No, yeah, he's so funny. But George Costanza, like, so funny, style icon. Mm-hmm. Looking back on it. Just like, I don't know, like, especially for me, just captured like a specific kind of energy that I really, really loved. in the 1990s. And still, look back on,

I'm still like, that guy's fucking cool. I love that guy. George Costanza, that's my final pick. Ice. Michael Jordan, of course.

Yeah. How has he not been taken? I can't take him because of the 1992 NBA finals. Oh, that's right. That's right. I can't take him

because of the 1996 NBA finals. Yeah. All right. I couldn't take them because I had to do Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress in Newport Beach. I just kind of blew it.

I'm familiar with basketball. Yeah, I just kind of I also only had one pair of the shoes in the 90s. I got the majority of my short Jordans after I got away. Yeah, I didn't get any 90s until the two or Jordan's until the 2000s. I had the eights. That's a good one.

I was going to take Harry Potter. Was that the 90s? Was it really? No, it wasn't. 97. And when did it get really in this country? 97. Maybe later.

Yeah, I don't think I don't think it blew up. You were going to take like the book like Harry Potter books or the movie? Harry Potter, the character. The character. 97, wow. In America? America, too? I don't know. Because I feel like it probably took us a little bit to get kids to read those big-ass books. I remember reading it. I never read it. Once I got in there, I never got out. I read every single one on the day it came out. Nice. I know you're a shock for a jock like me. I am. I am. Sometimes people have a little unexpected whimsy. Well, that's why you're so interesting because you're a jock in your heart and soul. A warrior pose. I am. I am. Sometimes people have a little unexpected whimsy. Well, that's why you're so interesting because you're a jock in your heart and soul. A warrior poet.

But all, yeah. Yeah. Thanks. A classic warrior poet. And you are all my non-sexual brothers. Brothers. Brother. Brother.

Brother. Brother. Brothers. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother.

Brother. Brothers. Brothers. To recap, brothers. I can feel the power in this. Will Smith. David took Will Smith. Brother Will Smith.

He took brother TLC. He took the brother Jenny Jones. He took our brother Whitney Houston and he took our brother, Denzel Washington. Our brother Blair went next and she took our brother Dennis Rodman. our brother Pamela Anderson, our brother Michael Tyson, our brother Kevin Costner and their bodyguard, and our brother, Olympic hero, Carrie, shrug. Brother Sean Jordan went next,

and you took our brother Calvin Brodus, our brother Jim Carrey, our brother, boys, two men. Our brother Mariah Carey and our brother Tupac Shakur. Brother Myself went last, and I took brother Sonic the Hedgehog, our brother Bartatholomew Simpson, our brother, Bo Jackson, our brother William Jefferson Clinton.

And finally, Our brother George Costanza from Seinfeld. I love our brothers. Our brotherhood is strong. I feel like I'm going to have to tithe to you now. Yeah, to me? Yeah, that's how this feels. We tithe to one another, brother.

I agree. And I think also we should tax the churches, but that's been a good day. We left Nirvana, Leonardo DiCaprio, Demi Moore. Yeah. The Snapple lady. Right. Rufal. Dara.

Dara. Ben Ryan, Batman. The Looney Tunes. The Loonie Teggerin is a big one. The guy who yells Sega and the Sega commercial. I had Tigger. Tigger was huge in the 90s. And I can't believe OJ Simpson because I was going to make him my first one.

But then I was like, no, everyone will see that coming. Ornthal? You thought everyone would see that coming? That would be it? Everybody's like, I know the big dog's first pig. Boy, if my brothers know me, they know what's coming. We want to hear. I knew my brothers would expect that.

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