All Fantasy Everything - A 2000s Mixtape (w/ Solomon Georgio, David Gborie, Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

This week we're taking it back to the early 00's to draft a 2000's mixtape! Not all music was amazing in the early 00's, but we love it all the same. Grab your shoebox sized iPod and get comfy in a nice ribbed t-shirt! Here we go!    Hey Los Angeles! April 24th! Come see Sean Jordan's Comedy Central taping. Get free tickets at theblacklistnyc.com/ccsufla.   Guest: Solomon Georgio IG: @solomongeorgio Podcast: The Juice   Support the show! Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for ad-free episodes, mailbags, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.   Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media: Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan David Gborie IG: @Coolguyjokes87 Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.Mel Show Email: [e-mail] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is all Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting a 2000s mixtape. Our guest today is a dear friend, a hilarious comedian, a writer, and an actor whose credits include Shrill,

Adam Ruins Everything, SpongeBob SquarePants, the High Fidelity remake TV show, which slapped so hard, I keep hoping somehow we're going to get more of it. He's the host of The Juice at Team Coco. It's Solomon Giorgio. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and joining me as always are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that series, I feel like I bring it up a lot maybe, but that High Fidelity show was so good.

It was, man. And I know, I hold it, I was very, very nervous because it's that and Tombstone are my favorite movies depending on the day you catch me. That's your favorite, yeah. It comes up. And it was perfect. I couldn't have been any better, honestly. Oh, thank you. A talented writer, this Solomon Georgiou. I mean, when I watched it with Sean, he was like, I wish it was Lenny Kravitz,

but that's a different... But that's almost anything we watch with Sean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought the same thing. I was like, you know who ran a good Doc Holliday is Leonard Kravitz, but sure. Same thing when we watched The Dep departed yeah i'm your huckleberry lenny kravitz just being like you want to chop me up and feed me to the poor

i'll tell you where i do wish lenny kravitz was starring in a fiddler on the roof remake let's get him in there yes do you think that he's a large enough man to play tevye i think you could get that like in stature i don't think i think he has to be a big man i'm not a fan of the fat suits like brendan frazier wore for uh the whale but no one is a fan of the fat if it gets us levin kravitz's tevye i'm willing to bend that rule i like to call them body wigs, and I don't mind them. Oh, body wig. Because they didn't have to throw on an

ab suit. You know, in this sense, we try to be honest about things that we haven't seen. I've never seen any version of Fiddler on the Roof, ever. Never seen a movie or a play. That feels personal. Yeah, that's really... You could have just

if you wait until now too as well like it's been years i had to get to know him before i was honest i'll tell you this it's a three hour it's like a three hour movie but you really only need to watch the first hour and a half all the good songs it's a front-loaded musical i learned that when i watched in quarantine yeah like whoa the last half of this is pretty sad it's sad and it drags and there's no good it's all you really want a front-load fiddler on the roof yeah okay everything i was like 20 minutes in and the tradition has already happened and then if i were a rich man it all the bottle dance everything is like packed into that first chunk really loses steam is it cool that gwen stefani sampled it or is it not cool she sampled it then she she goes if i were a rich girl

yeah i'm sorry i didn't i didn't even put two and two together until just now is she not down with the we don't know what she is there was a guenstein she's been a lot of things yeah there was a period where she'd have us believe she was indian and then another where she was from the harajuku district of japan look i have a simple rule about cultural preparation as long as you create something of value that i can enjoy personally as a black person, then... And Gwen Stefani, she's created some great, great hits. Absolutely, she has.

She really has. Still waiting on Chet Hanks. Yeah, that's the issue. If you're not creating anything of value, what are you doing? What are you going to do with it? If you're going to take the culture, do something good with it. Yeah, move it... Well, not move it forward.

It's usually move it sideways, but in kind of a fun way. Move it forward. But here I am. I'll be singing this shit bananas for the rest of my life. Absolutely. It's catchy. And that song she did with Eve, I like that song. Oh, God.

Let me blow it. Two songs with Eve. We're saying it. That's true. Okay. So at the top of this, before I do the intros. The four of us could only talk for so long before we started doing this anyways. That's true. Before this just started to be.

So right up top, we are drafting a 2000s mixtape today. Yeah. So basically what that means from the year 2000 until 2010, right? That's the period we're going. And the way I interpreted this, and it's okay if anybody interpreted it differently, was like my goal with this podcast is to put together a mixtape of five songs that encapsulate that decade. It's not my favorite songs, although I do like most of these songs. But it's like the most

2000s songs possible i can do that okay i so i i like these songs too that's my rule was i also like the song yeah i also happen to like all these songs but i also think there's that ineffable quality of being like from that decade yeah you're not not like some obscurity artists that you would i'll give you like yeah there's one thing that's going to come up and it's unfortunate because there's one person who's on this list like four different times and i don't like talking about him do you does it it's i yeah it's r sorry. Oh, no. No, there's two. There's two people. If you would have asked me in 2010,

these two people may have made up my entire list. You're talking about Steven Tyler, right? You just don't personally like Steven Tyler. Never been a fan. Never been a fan of Steven Tyler. What a weird thing for you to bring up now. Especially all the jackhammering Aerosmith did from 2000 to 2010 just in

my eardrums. First iPod, second iPod. Oh, I thought that was a sex joke. I get it now. Who was the person? Are we not allowed to mention? Well, I think I know who it is. I think it's somebody we've done a whole episode about. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, you do whatever you want with Kanye West. I mean, you

can take him. You don't have to take him. You know. He's a man going through a mental illness. He was there, though. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, I mean, you do whatever you want with Kanye West. I mean, you can take him. You don't have to take him. You know, he's a man going through a mental illness. But he was there, though. Yeah, but he was there. Dude, he was so... But he's not on my list. Could have been my whole... Really? Could have been my whole list.

Well, the ones, the albums that I like were not that era. Oh, okay. You said 2000, 2010. My favorite albums are after that. Yeah, and i'm jewish yeah like i can't i'm not gonna bring it up anymore i'm not it's not gonna like i feel you know what i mean you do no i doesn't put your list together i think it's hard to tell the story of that decade without him yeah you can't i can i can yeah yeah but it can be done

i did put i can't tell my story of of that decade without right my story of the decade is so clear on my it's just crazy how different it's going to be uh trying to make it like a time capsule i think we all could guess each other's picks yeah we're very easy to figure out i think there's gonna be a ton of surprises going. I mean, I think I got a couple of surprises. We are still the shallow end of the pool here. I think I met Solomon in this decade still. I think it was at the very end of it, but I think so. Yeah, you started a couple of years after I did.

So like 2009? Yeah. 2008? Yeah. So yeah, we got a taste of this decade. My 28-year-old ass doesn't know what you're talking about. Last episode, we had Mina Kimes on, and David convinced her that he wasn't 28 years old,

which means the ball is in play. What's the funniest age to pretend that you are because it's not that? You know what I mean? Like, if you're going to pretend, you should be you should be like i'm 22 like 28 is a weird 28 it's like an old person's age to pretend that they are that's why it's so funny to me yeah you're like no why who would lie about that yeah 28 like you're like oh yeah no i'm i'm i'm growing out of it all these uh that guy who's not pretending to be 28 who's fully 41 years old sure am

Sean S. Jordan Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram Sean Patrick Jordan having recently celebrated St. Patrick's Day as the time of this recording they were nuts

in the streets last night they were nuts they were nuts in the street last night sat at home and watched what the fuck did we

I don't know Grey's anatomy we just yeah we chilled so how did it feel being blasphemous uh yeah i know shaming my people i just yeah shameless on your people shame did you even eat any cabbage yeah no i'm come on damn cabbage doesn't get you there i'm not a cabbage guy like not even a guinness yeah no nothing i'm all or nothing i always happen i don't really do one beef i don't like the irish's food i live down the street from a i'm not gonna say which just because i don't want to let people know exactly where i live but like i live not down the street but like kind of in the same neighborhood as a i like a prominent irish-ish bar it goes fucking

crazy for saint patrick's day so there were people like all hours of the night just like stumbling around it's kind of great yeah i went out because i had a show last night and it was just like i was going to because it was my show so it's like i was going out at like seven and i saw all these people with like green hats and shit. I was like, well, I never have really cared about St. Patrick's Day. Me neither. I honestly, I was, I had a lot of work to do. I'm working on an episode of TV right now, so I just

put on the Smurfs, the new one, on Paramount. And tip-typed till 1 a.m. That's like a good background show. It's never really going to rip you off it's not going to pull me up and be like what's going on in the smurfs now if you are in Fort Collins

Colorado tomorrow or Saturday come see me at Fort Comedy a lot of people going I think we're going to get a lot of people out for that one I think we're going to get a lot of people out for that one hey so I can announce it I am going to be doing uh taping for comedy central it's their next round

of comedy central stand-up featuring it's going to be at los globos in los angeles on april 24th i think los globos is in silver lake but regardless i'm on the seven o'clock show and it is free plus they're going to give you two drinks if you go. It's insane. So get a ticket now while you can. I think you can reserve up to four. And the more of you that show up, the cooler I'm going to look because you're going to be laughing, hopefully, for me. And I love it. I need it. I appreciate it. It's going to be a good time. Anyway, tickets, I put them up on Instagram, but they're available at theblacklistnyc.com slash CCS U F L A. That's U F like Frank L A.

So, and again, I'll have them up on my Instagram and all that. I'll be posting about it a bunch, but on Twitter and stuff. So I hope to see you there. Nobody's coming to that. I bet people show up.

I bet like nobody's coming. I think they might. I think they had a couple of people. It's a big city with a lot of stuff to do, bro. I wouldn't be, I don't think anyone's coming. Josh Hartnett's coming he told me hartnett's not gonna make josh hartnett said he was coming hartnett's not even in la at that time dude hartnett's gonna be on

location susan sarandon's gonna be there susan that might be true that might be true in la yeah in la yeah she'll be in la yeah they're all gonna be in los angeles. The Crips are going to be there still. The Crips will come. I hope they're there. I hope so too. I hope to see how the way I don't, I don't want to get. One of these days I'm going to meet a Crip who somehow has found out what I've been saying for the last, since I'm 12. And I'm going to get what I deserve. So whatever happens, I'm not ready for it, but I'm expecting it. What's what you deserve?

Like a secret handshake or perhaps a bandana? Like a good slap. Like a really hard. Like a meat of the palm slap? Mm-hmm. Yeah, a meaty one. I got a few when I was due. I mean, I've had my fair share, but I think, you know, I'm like, I'm probably going to get one as an adult someday for that.

I don't know exactly when. I wasn't like, there were a couple kids that i was like straight up a bully too and i'm fully expecting one of these days for one of them who's just to come back and give me a little shot real quick did you ever reach out and mind and like apologize i can't remember their names i would have spoken like a true bully. It's been 20 years. I don't know. It was the fat one. The one whose ancestry was different than mine. I don't remember. I looked up Jizz Mop on Facebook and he didn't come up.

I really couldn't find him. Which is, by the way, everybody who gives me shit for giving Sean shit, he was a bully. He was a real life, actual bully. Not a lot, but to James and Brian. There were two dudes, James and Brian. I can't remember their last names. And I was not cool.

So I apologize. Well, you're cool now, buddy. Shut up, dude. I'll tell you. See what happens? You done? You done? You give a bully an inch you're done take it there you're done you give a bully an inch take it there you already took it there i bought tomato seedlings today dude all right

i got a garden in my backyard wait we got tomato seedlings persnippety persnippety simmons persnippety simmons back there too but it's it's it's time to get your tomato seedlings i think i don't think it's we're to get into the 30s again. Just for all the listeners, if you're listening and you're in SoCal, let's get those seedlings on the ground, folks. Let's go. It's safe. It's safe.

It's safe. David Borey is here. CoolCatJokes87 on Instagram. No longer on Twitter. Not there. Where can the people see you? This weekend, come see me. Oh, come see me in Anchorage, Alaska at the Before You Die Festival.

I will be there. Anchorage, Alaska? Anchorage, Alaska. We call it Crankage when I'm there because we get turned. Oh, yeah. You've been before? No, no, no.

This is my first time going to Alaska. I'm excited. Because you're going to be up there doing a bunch of cowboy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going to be crushing it up, putting it in my sody pop. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do that.

I don't know where the other ones are. Watch Royal Crackers on HBO Max. It's streaming now. You've seen all the episodes. You love it. You're in. Congratulate them via instagram just like i wouldn't there's not gonna be a response but all right all right don't reach out to me

actually ever just like and and then while we're on it there's people that now have taken to reaching out to me and say please please tell david and uh probably not going to do that i will answer you and say the guy who works at whole foods you guys talk when you're in there you have a great rapport yeah you don't really need any interaction outside of that yeah yeah really honestly yeah like for my sake and yours my dms do not need to be slid in either. I understand that as well. I've met all the people I need to meet in my life.

I have a vibrant rapport outside of my Whole Foods with my Whole Foods cashier. You married my sister. I'm always, when I eat one of the apples, I'm like, dude, thank you again for selling me this apple i just also want to you guys play fantasy football together yeah we're here dude i'm in the i'm in the whole foods league it's competitive which one's in which one's in glendale is it the whole foods or is it a new seasons there's a whole foods in glendale it's the one where we i'm just

thinking of your vibrant rapport where we walk by that guy in the trump shirt you go fuck jump he had a trump shirt and you just walk by like fucking jump and he he looked up and just kind of decided nothing was gonna happen and then he looked back leather politics my friend taking it to the streets letting people know how it is oh you know what though locked up california for biden i like that lady uh candace who lived by your old ralphs candace was a spitfire that we went in there to buy some hot dogs before what is now called high note comedy and uh we were buying these hot dogs and she was like what how did it go down she's like oh you guys are gonna party tonight and we're

like it was you and zach we're partying tonight and then she goes she looks at me and zach and she goes and she's like very thick Filipino accent old lady she's like make sure you pop a dog for Candice pop a dog pop a dog for Candice is what it was that's right pop a dog for Candice I forgot about that

to this day we're popping dogs for Candice I love this woman still popping dogs for Candice make sure you pop a dog for Candace. She said it like soft, like she knew we were gonna. You know what I mean? Yeah. How do you just say stuff like that not knowing people are not gonna do it?

I feel like you have the intuition. Also, I don't really know what it means to pop a dog, but But you found a way. You popped a dog for Candace that night. I know you did. You don't back your car into that spot unless it's an open spot you know what i mean she's fine solomon georgio is here at solomon georgio on instagram sorry for yelling not on twitter not on twitter also not on twitter what a also free welcome it was very popular there

decided you know what no one deserves these words We took the red pill or the blue pill. I don't know which one is good. I would have took both. I'd take both. See what happens. How do I agree? Say no to a pill? Fuck off.

Take them both. We're in the club right now. That would have been tight. I'll take one of them now for sure. But give me the other one. No, I'm taking both. I don't even wait. Did these go together? No, I'm taking both. I don't even wait. Did these go together?

No, I don't care. I'm drinking NyQuil and DayQuil and seeing which one wins. We call that an afternoon vibe. Siesta Quill. I'm drinking afternoons all night, baby. I got to drive later, so I'm just going to do afternoons all night, baby. I gotta drive later, so I'm just gonna do afternoons. Solomon, where can people get into the Solomon Georgiou business? It's mostly just my podcast now, which is on a small hiatus, but we'll be back momentarily.

But yeah, I've just mostly been doing that and writing for TV. Fantastic. Trying to step back into stand-up comedy here and there, but not putting too much pressure on myself. Don't, man. We're all here. Don't worry about it. We'll always be popping dogs for Candace over there.

Always popping dogs for Candace. Candace ain't worried about it. That does not go away. Candace ain't scared one bit. Uh-uh. Gotta pop those dogs. So listen to the juice on Team Coco. My name is Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on Twitter, at Ian Carmel on Instagram, at Ian Carmel on Jewish Beehive app,

which I use to control my sprinkler. I've had some sort of a nikki or beyonce's meetup group it's what it's also that but this is beehive with a hyve and that's how i control my sprinkler dude you get to control your sprinkler from your phone yeah but it broke oh it sounds we gotta go it's not the apps it's not the app's fault there's worse shit but uh going out to water whatever it's not what we're talking about keep going jewish beehive out you just you stroked out this isn't i don't want to bring up something lame that isn't really a problem isn't it is it you gotta go outside and turn it i gotta

go outside and turn it on that's it you gotta go outside and this is what you're complaining about people used to have to take a yoke and two buckets down to a river bruv that's why i stopped talking about it jewish beehive oh that's weird when you say oh i know austin flowers no that was good did everybody drink an afternoon come see me at the comedy works in denver downtown on june 22nd 23rd and 24th buy those tickets hopefully they're going fast i have idea. But I'd like to have crowds full of people who already enjoy my comedy stylings. But y'all, I'll take whatever

I can get. I'm not partial. There's only a couple more weeks left of the Late Late Show. Enjoy it while you can. Today is my sister Jessica's birthday. Happy birthday to my sister. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Be wonderful to each other. And let's fucking draft bros

oh yeah 2000s mixtapes we've talked about already a time of both perhaps more quantity than quality as far as music goes or is that true

we're gonna explore today now that's what I call music and there was 40 copulations by the time the 2000s is that true we're gonna explore there's a whole thing called now that's what i called music and there was 40 out for 40 compilations by the time the 2000s in is that really how many there were i don't remember i was just guessing there were a lot there was a lot of them you know i graduated in 2000 so this like stamps every all these songs are very specific it's not like i was like oh i'm in high school for all of this you know yeah like i was doing very specific time. It's not like I was like, oh, I'm in high school for all of this. I was doing very specific things for a lot of these songs. I was exactly half and half. Yeah, it's wild. I also graduated

in 2000. Did you really? I didn't know that. Yeah, we're the same age. I trick you by looking much younger. I don't look young at all. I get it. We're the same age. I'm also 41. I look like a dusty 41 all, so I get it. Yeah, we're the same age. I'm also 41.

I look like a dusty 41-year-old over here. Gray everywhere. I'm 32, which is my version of David's 28. That's the way to do it. You see what I'm saying? You just take a little bit off the top. Who would lie about that? Nobody.

That's crazy. I could be 34 33 34 get my trim down my beard so you can't see the gray i'm probably 33 i don't know dude i'll do it there's a part of me that thinks if i can throw on a little bit of concealer i can probably pay the under 18 rate on the bus yeah put a quarter in and see what happens also because they're not checking every time i've done that like i used to pay for like the seniors thing and people they just look at you like they're like oh this guy probably can't yeah it's not worth the battle either yeah i was like 12 and i got a big fat zip before i went to the skating rink i put on concealer and i started to sweat it

off because i was skating so hard and i got. And that is not the move when you're 12. And you think you're a crip, by the way. That's a big part of it. When you're a 12-year-old who claims to be a crip in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and you put on concealer. Not a good move. How rough is it? But they called you the concealed weapon after that, though, right? You were doing, you were, pardon my using terms, but i don't think i would have respected your crib

no it's like a lot of like you wearing makeup and taking baths in the morning getting for the july presents you either got to be like the gnarliest crip in the world or you're or you're lying and what you're supposed to do is the Nelly thing. Put a band-aid on your face. That wasn't around yet. We didn't know about that. That was around to the cool kids that were actually...

Put a condom over it. There's a lot of things you can do. That was barely around. I don't even know where to get a condom yet. In the 2000s? No, when I was 12. This is a problem. In 93, I didn't know where to get a condom yet. I was like, if you didn't know where to get a condom

in the 2000s, I know where to get one. That is not your only kid, I promise. I knew where to get them. I knew where to get them. I had all the condoms I wanted. I had a whole shoebox full. Like this edition. Different colors and everything. Gas stations all over the place.

Truck stops. Now, the way we determine the order of this draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors, and it's played between the three of you, and we throw and shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, David, what did you throw? A paper against two scissors.

I didn't realize that you didn't see that. It was, that is what I He threw a paper against two scissors. Yeah, but it's on man out because there's three of us. David, you're the winner of rock, paper, scissors. And as the winner, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

But before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question. It's like when the little aliens come down in Galaga. They come down and they go all the way over. And then they come down one level and then they go back over to the left. And then they go down. I didn't think of this part until just now.

And then they go back to the right. And then you shoot them the whole time. And then they go down a little bit and then back to part until just now. Then they go back to the right and then you shoot them the whole time. They go down a little bit and then back to the left and then down and back to the right. I hate the pace at which your fingers are moving. Well, my middle one seems to be moving and the other one doesn't. You got a nasty dangle on that.

Yeah, there's... Put some tension in that finger. What are you doing? I'm going to send you a certificate for nail place. It some tension in that finger. What are you doing? I'm going to send you a certificate for a nail place. So it's really. Those cuticles. They're not cute.

They're just cuticles. Don't show it to me again. That's a little. They're not that bad, dude. Are they? My cuticles or my nails? It's just dehydrating. It's making my voice.

You can't have a lot of white in the bed put your cuticles i got some white in my beds too that means i'm dehydrated if i go white in the beds yeah oh really really i don't know if you had hydrated i just looks like i never had so much water i drink so much water i'm hydrated you see that shine you see that shine right there yeah that's a beautiful brill. You see that brilliance? You see that glow? I can't hold myself up to your mirror. That's just not fair at all.

That's the mirror that I look at every day. I live up to myself. I know. I know. I know. You think it's easy for me to live up to me? No. It's the hardest, Don.

God. I'm getting myself some biotin right after this episode. David, basically what that means is you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. With that in mind, what will the order of today's draft be? I got to take the first. There it is. And then I'm going Solomon, and then I'm going Sean,

and then I'm going Ian. Hot corner. All right. David, that means you have the first pick in the 2000s mixtape All Fantasy Everything draft. And we're going to get to that first pick right after this short break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything

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The only two? All Fantasy, Everything, and The Juice. If you explore that back catalog, you can find an episode with Ian Carmel. Oh, yes. That is just electric. We talk about high school. Is it juicy? Oh, it's juicy. I think Sean's the only one missing from my AFV collection. I think that's going to be the season

two grab. He's the hardest one to get. He's the hardest one missing from my AFE collection. I think that's going to be the season two grab. He's the hardest one to get. I got a lot of guys. I have weird schedules. I feel like you'd have some stories from your childhood that I would just be like, Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, yeah. Those are my favorite. I'm sure we've sat

on your porch and dove all through all of it. And I'm sure I can... My memory is just a wet noodle you can he doesn't really stick i can't remember anything i have whole swaths of childhood i learned when we were talking about riz recently that we actually do have quite a few younger listeners um oh in fact i gotta give a shout out we lose like 10 every time you say that we didn't lose. I think you're the worst Rizzer though, Sean.

Oh, because I'm so Rizzy? Because I'm so drippy Rizzy? Rissa took it off mute to go, oh. Drippy Rizzy. I took it off mute to say that we hear a crazy Sean Jordan story every single week of single week of the podcast yeah that's pretty sure i feel there's a lot of uncovered ground uh the funny ones are the ones that you don't know are like he'll tell you a story that he doesn't know is crazy and then you'll be like what the fuck he's like yeah that didn't happen at your third grade graduation he's like no third grade graduation i love those kind of stories that's like i remember like i remember just like telling like telling a story that you think is just like funny and then it's like no or a great graduation I love those kind of stories that's like I remember just like telling like telling a story

that you think is just like funny and then it's just you don't realize it's traumatizing until you tell it like co-workers oh yeah yeah oh yeah

and then people tell you and you're like no I'm doing alright and they go no you're not 10 years of my stand up you're doing oh is that too much

for you guys yeah oh that's the line that's the line but i just want to say there's people in their teens and early 20s and even mid-20s who listen to this um you know all that stuff they say about like certain activities harming your short-term or even long-term memory oh yeah that's real yeah so true it's very true and i'm fine with it now yeah i'm fine with it listen i but there's times when i'm like i'll read a book and then i close it i'm like not a word oh yeah that's the bro if it non-fiction that's the worst the worst it's like yeah i've been reading for an hour and then you're like go you're like on the street 20 minutes later you're like what the fuck just happened oh for me it's just yeah i've been reading for an hour and then you're like go you're like on the street 20

minutes later you're like what the fuck just happened oh for me it's just i'm just walking into rooms not remembering shit i get texts like probably every week from my friends back home who listen who they're like that ain't that ain't how it went but just whatever i said i'm like i don't know it went it was pretty much like that whatever they were like they'll say it was well it was jason it wasn't steve I'm like, who gives a, I'm saying it's still somebody. To us, it's no different. Somebody had an assault rifle.

You know what I mean? I don't care who it was. It's just like every day I'm walking into so many rooms in my house and being like, I don't, I don't know why I'm here.

I don't know. I don't know what, there was a purpose. I had a whole, I had a whole agenda. I had a list of items, and it's just me in this room going, all right, guess I gotta turn it around

and not do this now. I'll walk out of Home Depot with everything but what I came in for. Insert whatever store it is there. Target's the number one store that you did. Oh my god. You can find stuff, man. I'll leave with underwear sometimes. whatever store it is there target target's the number one store that you did oh my god you can

find stuff man i can find i'll leave with underwear sometimes i'm like you know i got a lot of holes in my current underwear and i'm just that's one thing i decided a while ago if i find a hole in underwear socks that even the smallest i'm throwing it away now i don't know why you're proud of that that is something that a lot of us have been doing our whole life i made that rule like three years ago i was like no more holes in my shit that was sometimes you guys think you guys have achieved something i just want to let you know that it's not it's just a normal thing you should be and i'm rizzy baby like no that's because all the riz drips down and makes a hole in my shit so i gotta don't even talk about dripping all right speaking of younger listeners speaking younger listeners i want to give a shout out right now this is a

rare a completely rare early podcast shout out early mid wherever wherever we are right now to uh to a young man back up in oregon named tala who is uh who's i think he's in his teens or like like early teens wherever he is we love you bro you're awesome thank you for listening he especially like sean so i don't know i you know look you're young don't you'll get old most of the stuff that i did but yeah but be cool so yeah and yeah be excellent you mean don't be a bully i wasn't a bully i bullied a couple times you just define bullying by i've seen i've seen you around people from back home the bull it comes out of you it's like somebody just i want to jump in here and say do be like sean sorry to interrupt you david but do be like sean who is a caring

loving responsible hilarious just a warm person who leads with his heart and you know post high school but thank you yeah everybody had their time i tried yeah i just yeah i've died sorry to those kids i wasn't a bully i just blew i was just mean to some people. Yeah, really. Yep, yep. Don't bully. You were also like a natural helper, though, so you know what I mean. I don't think you were mainly a bully. I think you had like a couple kids with whom you had a bad relationship.

Bloods, dude. You had the anti-bully league when you were a kid. That's the thing. You were snitching on yourself. It's tough. I didn't know where to go. Yeah, you had a real Donnie brasco like childhood then i get home and take it all out on my mom you don't know what i'm doing out there

uh but we love you tala keep rocking dude you're awesome now david it's time for your first pick and the uh speaking of this guy wasn't even born when this music came out so i don't even know anything about what i'm saying yeah uh no i wanted to pick one that was a early on because i feel like the tone of the decade changed because i don't know if you guys know about whatever happened in 01 but shit got kind of different or whatever i turned 19 but yeah so it's like a decade where the tone talking about the diamondbacks one of the world series right yeah yeah i'm talking about the big unit smoking that bird uh i know what you're gonna take i think it was probably gonna be my first pick well it's just like this is like right before this is a song that came out right before that at the turn of the century if you will well

though this song came out no one but it was like in april but it was like it was one of the last times like it i feel like people forget before mute because like we weren't on the internet like that like it was still radio radio radio yeah so the song crossed over crossed over for real so i am taking fallen by alicia keys oh yeah dude it was like every type of person every it was ever and it was like i said it was in every type of person. It was like I said, it was in April of 20. So it was just like one of the last things where it was like, oh, yeah, everybody likes that. Yeah, that was everybody. There was no split. Everybody likes Alicia Keys.

She had the beads. She brought the cornrows back. Yeah, she was playing the piano. The name of the album was a reference to Stevie Wonder. It's like his songs are the key of life and songs are the key of A. And the key of A is the key of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, shit.

I did not know that. And now she lives in the Iron Man house. With Swizz Beatz. With Swizz Beatz. Yeah, they got kids, too. That guy's got pretty much one of the better lives i've ever seen anybody the beige wave crashed into that house there was a beige tsunami off the coast like 300 miles off the coast oh yeah crashed into that house he took the brunt of it

you follow swiss beats on instagram yeah he loves roller skating in his house and he loves he's a he races camels he's spending a lot of time in saudi arabia just doing camel races beige which is like what that would be a joke if you'd have told me before but yeah is his uh is his instagram handle swizz to gram hey solomon what's your first that wasn't funny at all that wasn't funny at all huh not even a little bit huh uh fallen was everywhere that that was like in a like uh coming out of cars but also in starbucks also playing over the speakers at safeway like kids were singing it kids were singing it on mtv like ubiquitous in a way that yeah i don't know that stuff is anymore quite the same i think she was a forefront of women playing instruments

and being like like the singer-songwriter thing happening again where like oh women playing piano guitar just in a yeah in this music video and i'm kind of like thank god because i was sick of seeing five corny dudes sing together by that point. Like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, the singer-songwriter thing came back around and I think she was the forefront of that. It was the grunge coming out of hair metal

of boy bands kind of thing. It was like somebody playing an instrument actually using their instrument. This is a question that I can't answer. So Adele kind of feels like when she hit a little bit like the alicia keys but did adele hit like in the black community at all it did yeah everybody loves it she's another one but not like yeah the way but not the same way that alicia keys did yeah like that was like university love but like alicia keys was

like wow like everyone i mean i also i i ride for Adele because we have the same birthday and she talks like a weirdo. Yeah, she does. I love that she's a chav. Full-blown chav. When you hear her talk, it's hilarious. She's about to fight you. I love that.

It was all boo-boozy beats. And then her voice like, oh, like, what is this? You turned on that camera over there. Yeah. It's just like,

whoa, this hurts my ears. We were watching her at one of the games I got to write on. She was like rehearsing. She was doing like, it was the year George Michael died. And she was doing a cover of Fast Love. This might actually have been in the show itself, but it also happened in rehearsal.

Like the tempo that she was singing it in was weird. And she started singing it and her voice was Adele's voice. It was amazing. But she like hit the tempo wrong. So it was like, oh, oh fuck. Oh fuck. I fucked it up, didn't I did not oh fuck let's go back to the beginning and then like back right into the adele voice it was jarring yeah yeah that's

amazing alicia the reason of alicia too is like she has that um she has the maya syndrome where her voice is like a little huskier in real life and she looks like she sounds like she could beat you up too yeah yeah for sure the maya she was like yeah she was such a star and it's just yeah it was just everywhere yeah it's like oh yeah so tiny so like high-pitched voice but the second she talks it's one of my favorite things oh yeah have you did you see her in the new house party by the way i've not watched new house party i gotta watch it maya's in it huh i had a crush i didn't know that oh yeah she's big i didn't know maya was in it all right now that i know she's in it i will watch because that is that's kind of that

movie is very very important to me well i was worried and david kind of like high fidelity david said that it's good i trust him but i was worried it was like i don't want to watch it if it was going to be shitty you know i'll need you to also screen the new white man can't jump we're gonna need you yeah i'm gonna watch it well you're saying you think jack harlow's gonna be okay right anything made by lebron's company or blake griffin's company i'm gonna check it out i would love to be involved with either of them right yeah you know jack harlow like i don't i don't really feel a certain way about his music either way. He does seem like he could do all right in a movie. Who am I? But he seems funny and personable.

I think he could be all right. And I don't know much about the other dude, but I was skeptical about Jack Harlow, but I'm coming around. I love how you're ready to throw down for Jack Harlow. Yeah. You know what I mean? He seems like he could be all right. I don't even have enough info

yeah that's right it's like i know people really feel a lot about him yeah i have really no i have no feelings here or there i think i'm too old for jack harlow i think he's like i think he's he's definitely like what like one aspect of him is that he unlike many white rappers he definitely doesn't rap fast which i kind of like yeah i always hated that with white rappers where it's like you know that rapping fast doesn't mean it's good right yeah well that's why when i recorded my rap song because i'm also a white rapper so when i recorded it it's on spotify so you can go listen to it if you want i didn't rap very fast i also didn't change my voice one bit so i just sound exactly like this but with the music behind me it's so true it's so funny i didn't change my voice a goddamn bit i don't know how to do it oh shit it's so funny oh shit i don't know how to do it put that down your drops are just have

to do with your daughter laura get the wipes it's going down when i first listened to that song i was like oh rapping's way harder than than he i thought it was going to be hard and then i did i was like i did it but then you listen to it you're like no i didn't no i didn't i talked gear crisis currently has 5 000 spins on spotify not bad not bad at all not bad you earned each and every one of those spins i did dude uh solomon georg, it's time for your first pick. Well, this one was a little easy for me because I feel like this song could be the national anthem. And honestly, it's also going to be 20 years old next year. But yeah, it is, I think, the quintessential song of the 2000s,

Ciara's One Two Step. Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh. Man Also Jazzy Faye was in the video Yeah Yes Which is a guy that you're not gonna get again

And Fatboy Slant No Fatboy Scoop Fatboy Scoop And Fatman Scoop And Fatman Scoop Both of those dudes you're not gonna get in Work the middle Work get in work the middle

work the middle work the middle fat man scoop is the perfect name for what that guy's voice does see yeah yeah he looks exactly like

a dude you would call fat man scoop I actually at one JFL there was a fat man scoop concert outside of like I don't know which

venues but it's just fat man scoop just doing his parts of the songs that he was amazing oh fantastic i feel like if you stack them all back to back that is something i want to hear it was a 20 minute concert it was so you that's fine you know 20 20 minutes 30 minutes yeah i could i could take a 20 30 minute concert and be just fine with you walking through uh montreal you know what on a summer day 20 minutes of fat minutes? I could take a 20, 30 minute concert and be just fine with it. You're walking through Montreal on a summer day, 20 minutes of Fat Man Scoop and you're out?

That's a great time. Talk about ooh la la. It was presented to me. Fat Man Scoop's playing over here. I'm like, oh. I didn't know those were words you could just say out loud. Okay. I'll go. i'll go look at that

just by himself crazy torso on that guy if you guys remember yeah he didn't really he was shirtless all the time right but he had one of those things where he had a belly but he also had ab definition it's a really wild torso that's how you get that noise out of a person that fat man's coop that gravel that shovel in the gravel yeah one two step oh that's great that's a great song it definitely feels of it's like a lot of those misty songs this is like such a cliche tired thing but they do sound like out of time

because they're just so weird and that but like this one definitely sounds like the 2000s yeah and also it's one two step it is the easiest dance move uh to do it is that's one one bit of this song is like not many people can fuck up the dance it's a very one two whoa did Solomon just pause? I just paused for a second that was very weird not many people can fuck up

oh shit it fucked up you know what I liked about it too though is that she was one two step in but if you watch the video it was so much more complicated than that. I think that was the rule. Sierra can fucking dance.

I mean we don't need to bring it up but we can all say we remember the ride video. She's one of the best. I don't think people acknowledge her for what she really contributed. She was treated like a placeholder in history but she's like a fucking great artist she's an amazing amazing dancer music was fantastic multiple hits on

multiple albums goodies fantastic my goodies oh jesus yeah they really treated her like you're right like a placeholder like oh this is what we're gonna do till beyonce gets high yeah we just lost alia so we'll get we'll give you we'll give you ashanti and then we'll give you sierra and then beyonce from here on yeah let me tell you though somebody who just went to a ja rule concert ashanti still got it of course she does of course she does ashanti's do much you know she's probably got more than all the other people that were in that concert put together no ja, Ja Rule looks healthy. I like that.

Yeah, he looks amazing. Yeah. I think he's more buff than he was when he was a rapper. Was he buff? Fat Joe looks good, too, to be honest. Was he buff or was he in shape? Fat Joe does look good. Fat Joe looks amazing.

Just Joe. Yeah, Ja Rule was buff. Ja Rule was always buff. Also, I'm pro Ja Rule doing whatever he did during Fyre Festival. Because if you fell for that... Yeah, Russ, seriously. I got to do Ja Rule credit card. I feel bad for no one involved in that situation.

You got all the right alcohol. Yeah, if you're getting tripped by rappers, that's on you. If you see Ja Rule's name and you're like, I'm going to throw down a bunch of money, that is you. Yeah, I'll go to that island. No, don't go to Fyre Festival. On an an island because i saw his name on the belco theater and i was like i'll pay anything i can yeah to get in these doors where's my fat farm that song oh by sierra was good lose control like she had yeah lucifer was great she was yeah yeah one two step is yeah my like i have that song i can't i remember just i wrecked multiple cds scratch them uh like from mp like the ones that had a bunch of mp3s on it oh yeah

you have mp3 cd did you ever do it where you put the same song on there like a gang of times oh yes because it was an mp3 cd so you could put like 40 songs on it. We're going to talk about that in one of my later picks, unless somebody else picks it. But yes, absolutely. Well, let's get to a pick right now. Sean Jordan, you're on the clock. It's tough. I'm super torn. These were both on my original list and a list if I had to capsulate the 2000s in general.

Nothing's right, you're torn? I'm really torn. Nothing's right, I'm torn. That was in the 90s so i know i'm gonna go i'm gonna go a little personal no i'm not all right in the club oh the first time you heard that beat what the fuck is going on. That beat is so fucking good. It was one of those beats where you're like, Dr. Dre is back!

Yes. Yeah. I've never seen anyone mouth not move at all while rapping full bars. And you're like, oh, look at that little dimple. It's a bullet wound. Look at that cute little dimple. He got shot in his mouth. Got hit with a few slugs, now I walk with a lip. I'm alright.

I'm alright. I'm alright. Who is this guy? Who is this man? A doctor leansans in it wasn't a few it was nine you got hit nine he went in he went in and got his teeth and he said extra large oh i can pick whatever size i want i'm super tired he was also buffed the way that like jonathan majors is buff in creed 3 like it was a crazy but yeah he was buff in a way that you could tell he probably wasn't a guy who hangs out in a club yeah like that was always the thing about he doesn't seem like a guy who has a lot a ton

of friends he doesn't seem like a man who hangs out in club like he's just none of that but he gave it to us because he knew we wanted it yeah I remember never wanting to be in a club so bad in my... Like just being like 16, just in the house. Like, when it goes... I'm going to go crazy in there. This song better still be big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to go fucking nuts.

I was like, we don't even have clubs. Where's the club? Where's the closest club to Sioux Falls? I was like, there's no club here. I want to go to the club. I got to get to the club. And then you get to the club and you're like, it's hot in here. It brought back like hard ass.

I know that Chronic 2001 came out. Maybe we'll talk about it. But I feel like for a while there was a lot of goofy rap or like fun but i feel like that was a nice little like hard ass knocking ass rap song that like it was a lot of ass because music a lot of goofy for a while yeah you know i mean we might talk about some of it but like it just got like for the record i do want rappers to know they have a space to be goofy yeah you don't have to be a violin and play in the stereotypes you can be you can also go to the candy shop yeah yeah yeah or have someone right on your magic stick you can be you can be both guys it just it just brought i just liked how

how hard it was i really enjoyed it and like obviously just hit everyone over the face and i was in college that was like my takes me back to like i used to commute from sioux falls to vermilion and i would just listen to that song i don't know six seven times the whole way his first two i remember reading about him weirdly i had this like very early memory of being like on a beach on vacation and like i bought rolling stone in the airport yeah they were yeah and they were talking about 50 cent it was like one of the like this guy's gonna be big next year uh-huh and they were talking about his first two songs which i then downloaded which were about like that how to Rob song, which was about like robbing everybody in music. That's what everybody got mad at him for snitching, right?

He ended Ja Rule's entire career. Ja Rule was in full momentum. And 50 Cent was like, I will kill you. Got a hit off of it. That was the end of the story oh is that what wankster was about that was joel yeah

man it just sounds great yeah it was or whatever year that album dropped that was like a freak yeah I was a senior in high school yeah but that anyway Dayton Chelsea Handler just moving weird.

Moving crazy. That was for both of them. Took Vivica Fox to the VMAs? Yes. Get out of here. This guy's gonna live forever. What? She's one of my mom's

favorite actresses. Yeah. She's not even supposed to know rappers. Who mentioned, it was, oh, it was Missy Elliott. What's the song that she mentioned

Vivica and 50 Cent and having Menoza 12 with them? Oh, yeah. Oh, why can't I think of the song? It's everywherey Elliott. What's the song that she mentioned, Vivica and 50 Cent, and having Menoza 12 with them? Oh, yeah. It's everywhere, though. There's several rap lyrics about them. The game said anything's possible if 50 fucks Vivica. That's insane. He wrote that down.

He meant that. Yeah, and I felt it when I heard it I was like you're right I can't live my dream he wrote it down he did not smile after he wrote it he was like that's a lyric that's a perfect lyric yeah in the club it was there man it was everywhere yeah

couldn't be stopped it's time for my back to back picks my first and second It was there, man. It was everywhere. Yeah. Couldn't be stopped. It's time for my back-to-back picks. Oh, yeah. My first and second, as it is, a serpentine draft. I'm going to take a extremely, extreme... Now, this is a little bit later in the 2000s. I'm not going in chronological order. No.

Because I want to get, to me, one of the most 2000 song of the decade. I'm taking Paper Planes by M.I.A. Yeah. Absolutely. Everybody was listening to that. Yeah. Everybody was into that. It was in movie trailers.

You could hear it at, I mean, I never went to the club, but you would hear it at cool bars in Portland. It was like- Just a cashier sound. Yeah. And it's just a fun thing to say. It takes your money. And you were like, she was from another country, so you're like, is this some type of freedom

song? Yeah, you don't know? She's from Sriri lanka it was she said democracy oh she said democracy yes well democracy i'm definitely smart for listening to this song right yeah yeah it felt like i'm like i'm in my 20s i am in my 20s now well i like sri lanka pop songs what do you like yeah i felt like i was up on something too when that came out because like my friend rude like i had me let's do it and i was like oh i know about this and people don't because it wasn't like on the radio yet and i got super excited because i could

be that i was like get in the car you probably never heard this song it's dope you know yeah she was so she dressed like japan you know what i mean like in that cool way like like she dressed like she dressed like the japanese future she was like crazy like she was in that movie akira yeah right she was just so fucking cool she was so hot too she's just like super hot her songs were like kind of sexual like some of the other ones too it was like kind of like an awakening person you know what i mean even though i was like in my 20s already it was like oh shit was it like oh it was 2006 oh six yeah i think that was that wasn't in high school so that would have been 2000 i wasn't yeah i wasn't in high school anymore i know that it was 2008 yeah Yeah. Towards the end. Yeah. Just like,

I just remember being in parties and so, so many drunk girls being like, oh, I want to do it. And then they just make a bunch of. She fucking, she fucking ruled there. And like,

it was like Diplo at his best too. Like he produced it, you know, it was like one of his better production. It's just like, it like calcifies this time in my life when I'm out at bars having fun. This song is playing. Playing it at house parties and all that.

Everybody loved it. It was fucking great. I'm going to be young forever songs. Yeah. It is. It fully is. I kind of feel young again when I hear it. Yeah, which is not true though. It's a positive. It fully is. And I kind of feel young again when I hear it. Yeah, which is not true, though. No. It's a positive.

Yeah, absolutely. You're going to be older way longer than you're going to be younger. Shout out to Chic Looch from the Locks. Damn. Yeah. That is knowledge. That's true. But yeah, paper planes.

Fuck, that's a good pick. That's a good pick. Thank you. Absolutely. We were all there. We were all there. Thank you. Absolutely. We were all there. We were all there. We were all there. We were all there.

I'll tell you where else we all were. Having our hips not lie when Shakira came back with White Blood. I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie. And I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection. All the attraction The tension Don't you see, baby

This is perfection I've never been so less upset for a song to not be fucking Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz. I know! No fighting! Okay, okay. You're like, yes!

Oh, wait, no. Oh, yes! Oh, yeah! Oh, okay! Yeah, yeah, yeah! There were other examples, like when J-Lo had that Beat Nuts song, you know, that like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to say the name. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another example, like when J-Lo had that Beat Nuts song, you know, that like...

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to say the name. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, because I always wanted to hear that Beat Nuts song instead. But this one, I don't know. It's like, I also liked it. Yeah. And it was so fucking 2000s.

It was so everywhere. Shakira singing like a goat. Yeah. Wyclef also kind of sounding like a goat. Shakira, Shakira. Shakira, Shakira. No fighting. I don't know why.

Why is it no fighting? I don't know. I just remember singing, feeding the sounds of my body. It was so fun to sing. I know she's like from Columbia, so this is like probably true in a way, but all of her lyrics feel like they were fed through Google Translate.

Yeah. It also feels like Wyclef wanted us to think he was kind of from Colombia. Yeah, definitely. Like on that right. Wyclef is a... I mean, he's Asian. Yeah, but he just had his fingers in the 2000s Wyclef did

Also Shakira just She ages like fine wine Oh my god It was her and JLo that did the halftime show Four years ago right Oh yes Also what did she do recently Did she put that witch thing on the balcony

And blast her music at her ex-husband's wife Of mom Where she figured out that he Did she put that witch thing on the balcony and blast her music at her ex-husband's wife? Mom? Where she figured out that he is stealing or he was cheating on her because the girl ate jam that's in their fridge that he never ate. The girl ate Shakira's jam. I knew it.

That's how it always happens, fellas. Yeah. She's very unique. She's a little bit messy in a way, but that's kind of fun. And also, she's already famous, but she must be so much more famous in Colombia. Keep in mind, this is the second iteration of her fame.

Because she was very famous, especially in Mexico, too, at the time. She was considered the Latino Linus Morissette in like the late early 2000s huh did you have a song about wolves oh are you a she wolf is that the one maybe that's yeah yes sorry for derailing it that way i'll be there and you'll be near Her fame is incomprehensible Like she is Everyone in the world knows her That's her fame

She had like a song for a world cup That's like how big she is Yeah I feel like A dickhead American when I always forget That there's the rest of the world So like if we all know who Shakira is Like she's still a household name Then she's wildly popular in the rest of the world.

Like she's still extremely popular here. Do you ever go check out, uh, like, like, uh, like, like Latin American,

like superstars on Instagram or anything like that. They'll have 80 million followers. You won't have heard of them. It's like fucking crazy. You know, music's getting more international. Shout out to Tams. Yeah, Tams. At the Oscars wearing a big, big

headpiece. Big headpiece. People sitting behind her. She does not care. Was that the one that Devin Sawa was sitting behind and he tweeted about? Maybe. She had like this big white thing. I love that you know about the Tams thing because of a devin sauer tweet well he we're watching the oscars and laura's like i wonder who's behind behind that girl and then uh devin saw what tweeted i'm behind this person in like circle there so yeah

pretty funny that devin saw was at the oscars which is pretty funny Devin Sala's just gotta be glad they were like alright you can come final destination look he might be working on production stuff we don't know yeah that's true yeah behind the scenes behind the scenes yeah hips don't lie Shakira featuring Wyclef two very 2000s artists

doing a very 2000s song like your mom knew you knew everybody knew. Yeah, that was the thing about the radio. It felt like everybody listened to the same music. Yeah. Yeah, because we could only listen to the same 40 songs that were available.

Right, basically. Sean, it's time for your second pick. Man, this is tough tough there are a lot so many good ones and we're so we're so early on but I'm I want to sum up the 2000s I am

gonna go I need to go rap again but I'm just it's okay I'm just I mean... I need to go rap again, but I'm just... It's okay. I'm just, I mean... People are listening to rap. I know. This is what is becoming the main kind of pop music.

Yeah. I'm going to say Get Low. Goddamn! Yeah. Yeah. Goddamn! Talk about another song that made me want to, I would have killed for someone to let me in the club. Oh my God.

That was next on my mouth. Literally the next one. That's such a good song. He said, who's scared? You're scared? It was me. I was kind of scared. Yeah.

The way I would point at a window and at a wall. Dude, forget about it. They didn't need to be there either. They could be. They didn't even need to be either. I could be standing in the middle of a field. Yeah. I mean, we'd the middle of a field. Yeah. I mean, we'd listen to that song on the way.

That was when I was working at the call center. I took a break from after high school, before college. I took a call center year. And that's... A gap year? Yeah, I took a gap year. That's how I go to gap year. The gap year.

We would just listen to that song before part... Oh, my God. It would... Like, you'd get off work. You'd have, like, an emergency beer. a soup let's have to go to gap year and we would just listen to that song before part oh my god it would like you'd get off work you'd have like an emergency beer and then you would go to some party and listen to that song on the way there and just get ready to be ready to be rowdy wherever that song that's like the musical equivalent of uh of like a four loco 1.0 where you're like yeah it is should this be allowed should i be allowed to like it's like it got me so fucking hyped that i'm like i don't think this is good for me the fact that a whole generation didn't die of heart attacks because this song is surprising

it's fucking crazy fucking if there was a song that had like little john or one of the yin yang twins and you'd be like this is. You get all three of them. And you're like, these three lunatics are on the same. I mean, it's just nuts. Little John, another one, too, when you hear him talk. And the rest of the East Side Boys. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I used to just drink Sparks and head to the club.

I forgot about Sparks. Sparks was the original Four Loko, man. I would do drop shots with Sparks. I'd do Sparks and I would do a drop shot of like Jager or something. Jager or like vodka. Yeah. Talk about an alcohol that's going to make you feel wild. Wild.

Crazy. It was shaped like a battery can. It was a battery. What was going to happen? It looked just like a battery. What was going to happen? No one can say we didn't squeeze all of the juice out of that decade.

You know what I mean? We wanted to be so awake. Yeah, like all these ideas that were clearly bad ideas, they were like, no, no, no, that's okay. Yeah, just chasing the night. Chasing it. You remember drinking Four Loko and it's like, ginseng, guarine, taurine. You're like chasing the night. Chasing it. You remember drinking Four Loko

and it's like ginseng, guarine, taurine. You're like, what? Sure, fuck it. Whatever. It has all the eems. Give me some kava kava. Camouflage. Then we're all drunk driving.

That's why. Yeah, nothing's regulated. I'm going to drunk drive to Jack in the Box after this. You can go wherever you want in this Four Loko. God, just drinking it on the bus. I remember drinking it so much Four Loko on the bus. God, I remember being in the Taco Bell line and somebody just

blasted this song the whole time and we were just loving it. Yep, you're just like, yep, yep. Play it. Wow. Till the sweat drops off my balls. Ah, skeet, skeet.

The way people are like, what's skeet mean? And it was a whole conversation that everybody knows. You can't say skeet on the radio. We didn't know. No, I had no idea. It's crazy that they just said that, though, by the way. When you don't know, it's like. Ah, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz.

I'm jizzing, I'm jizzing. Everybody's like, yeah. It's on them. And the way we just had pimp cups. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, yeah. Just. Yeah, they had chalices and canes and scepters and shit.

Oh, my God. Yeah. That was a good time. That was a good ass time. It was simple. It was simple. It was simple. I remember I was probably night 20. I don't think I could go to bars yet.

I think I was right there. To get low? We were at bars. 2002, maybe. So I would have turned 21 in 2003. So I'm sure it was still. This stuck around. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sure it was still stuck. This is still around. This song can be dropped right now. I just saw it was still. This stuck around. Yeah, I'm sure it was still stuck. This is still around. This song can't be dropped right now. I just saw it live. Everybody went nuts. Yeah, this is a wedding song. This is actually a wedding song. I will guarantee you the same behavior

whenever you play this song in a public setting. I will not change. I will be 70 years old at a wedding doing the same, grabbing a bottle of alcohol from someone. Window pointed. Yeah. From the crematorium

to the wall. Excellent pick. My last request, always have a window and a wall near me. Yeah. Solomon, tell me your second pick um i'm gonna go with uh i think this is a quinn sojourner song that literally became a word in the dictionary uh was created from this song uh desi's child uh bootylicious for your back. I don't think you're ready for this, Jack.

I don't think you're ready for this, Jack. I don't think you're ready for this. I'm not fighting too bootylicious for your back. If you look up bootylicious, it says, who created the word bootylicious? Beyoncé, no. She invented it in an airplane. Did it feel like that was her coming back out? She wrote the song in an airplane, right?

She wrote it in an airplane? Yeah, I think she wrote it like they were on a plane traveling somewhere and she wrote it and then they landed. We've talked about this before. I remember hearing him say it, Snoop Dogg say it on a song that came out before. So it might have just been like simultaneous creation. The rhymes you were kicking were quite bootylicious. Quite bootylicious. He meant it in a bad way, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he meant it as great as Beyonce. She get with doggy dog. Oh, it was in Dre Day. It was like 93. Holy buckets. This was an era where songs were so, like when a song hit and would become ubiquitous,

like this is the kind of song where like in a comedy movie, if you had a white person say these lyrics, that was a big joke. Oh yeah. Bling bling in this. Yeah. And like, I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Like that kind of thing. You'd have a grandma say that and people would fucking lose it. The way people thought we'd say for shizzle, my nizzle to each other. Like that was ever an option. Yeah. It was like a shortcut to having a personality. Yeah. It was like a shortcut to having a personality. Yeah.

It was like a dad. Like, you guys talking like this now? Like, no. No. Let's eat a little bit. You know what that nizzle means, right? Take that out the fucking way you talk to me, bro. You don't get to be talking like that to me.

It's also like the way it was like yeah it's not part of our vernacular because you were first of all Snoop Dogg was in his 40s when he wrote that song you think we're hanging out with him I do think Snoop Dogg is cool he was referencing like that double dutch bus song too yeah he was right exactly

yes he was yeah it's not yeah uh this is the one that starts with like uh can you handle this where they do like a uh roll call at the beginning he took the riff the guitar riff from edge of 17 by stevie nicks and turn it into one of the biggest pop song of the 2000. Here's the thing. I love listening to that riff because I know two of my favorite songs might be coming afterwards. Yeah, you're fine. Whatever happens next. Whatever happens, I'm happy.

Yeah, win-win. Yeah, it's like Edge of Seventeen or Kelly, Can You Handle It? I'm like, you know what? Here we are. I'm doing the same moves on the dance floor. Also, Kelly gets to be... She sings most of the vocals. Kelly sings both of the lyrics. Beyonce just does a small verse and just does chorus

for most of it. I love Kelly. I still love Kelly Rowland. How hot they are in this fucking video. T-shirt and panties? That was a big time. The way they look in this video is like this is the most beautiful fucking people in the world they're all dressed like starburst yeah it is like candy like i yeah

these were high times yeah this was uh starburst starburst it's yeah it's i love it i love it Beyonce's even wearing A little fedora And still looks good Powerful That was when we could Still have fedoras Yeah

And a little Michael Jackson Riff on the song Beyonce could wear Anything And look Good But also I love

And shout out to Michelle She did the bridge And Look Michelle can do a bridge Like no one else can and I love her every time she does it. She does the bridge on every Destiny's Child song and it's fun.

What's the bridge? The part that Michelle sings. Is that that part in the song? Yeah. Okay. So my second pick is, once again again this isn't a song that was my favorite per se but it was so big that like i was very especially in the early 2000s like myopic and how i looked at music and shit like this but this song was just everywhere it was

really like one of the only songs of the genre that i even liked but it was like it was just so of the time i'm taking uh sugar we're going downstairs absolutely i listened to that on my way home the other night i listened to fall out boy Absolutely. I listened to that on my way home the other night. I listened to Fall Out Boy. I have zero feelings towards that song. Oh, my God. I got big feelings. But you know it was everywhere.

It was everywhere. I wasn't admitting it yet. I wasn't admitting it in the 2000s that I liked it. I only have come in the last decade probably to admit that Fall Out Boy, that dude's an amazing singer. I'm not a hater by any means. I like seeing white people happy, but yeah, I've never really connected to this. Yeah. Well, this will do that job.

Yeah. I was going to say, it's like because it's just a fun song. I never really knew what it was about, and then I saw the video. I don't know if anyone knows what it's about. Who the fuck cares, man? Is it like trying? It's just like the funniest way to sing. I don't know, man.

Patrick Stumpf. Good for him. Yeah. This song was just, it was, it was like, talk about a song that was like people, like you define people by this song. You were like, oh, I bet that guy likes fallout. Yeah. He's got a little hat.

He's got one of those little hats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. those little hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum. I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Dude, we, Ian, Shane, and I, we're driving down, what street's the improv on? That sounds like a Chad TPT of... What's Melrose?

We're driving down Melrose or something, just screaming this song one time going to the improv. Do you remember that? Screaming it screaming it yeah i have a pop punk playlist screaming it to all these pricks in hollywood and they were just like what yeah we don't listen to fallout boy anymore and we're like we we do in this car we do oh my god i think that dude's got such a fun voice it's him and that panic at the disco guy they sound the same but they both have really fun voices oh yeah i like i don't like i don't

really like any other fallout boy songs that's what's weird but i like this one so much you couldn't get away from it you know which was like that's the time like it was like it was just it was like you think about that song it no matter who you are, it takes you back to that time. Yeah, I just remember pumping gas. And no matter what you thought about it. Pumping gas and paying for it beforehand. Out afterwards. God, that shit.

$11 place. We used to put three, four bucks in, two bucks. My gas was mad cheap. I'd go in with a five. I'd put like two bucks my gas was mad cheap i'd go in with a five i put like two bucks in gas i get a mountain dew and like a hot dog or some shit oh 10 bucks i would have like i'd have like a quarter of a gas gas tank uh a bunch of snacks and a pack of cigarettes yeah the pack of cigarettes and some liquor and i'm ready to go how many do I have left after this? Just push a couple 40s up? Whatever that is, put that in gas. Put it in the tank, yeah.

Good God. Yeah, I was driving when this song was on. These lyrics do not mean anything. No, it was a nonsense song. Seriously, I listened to it. I was coming back from Salem the other night. I looked up Fall Out Boy just to listen to this song because I hadn't heard it in a while.

Gets me hyped. We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team I don't know I think that makes sense for the wrong team you gotta sing it the way it goes I also feel like it was important for everyone to let us know that Pete Wentz was part black

I just found out about that recently i just found out about that recently i just found out about that right now i mean he didn't right now i found that out he went yeah he was he wasn't like he was it was mentioned a few times the definition of passing his parents met working for joe biden something like that but like the old Biden. The old Biden? Like in Delaware? Probably. Wentz may have a campaign. Hold on.

Yeah, his parents met in the 1970s while working for Joe Biden in the Senate. Oh, back in the initial run. Yeah. Biden won. They met on the campaign. That's right. Very Ashleyley simpson pete wins yeah that's pretty popular he was the only good looking one so they made it seem like he was the lead singer he was not he was no idea what his voice sounds like yeah he had the lick lick salute and they did his hair all cute. And then the lead singer looked like the people who listen to Patrick Stump.

He's the only person with any black in him. Of course he played bass. What's the lick lick salute that you just did? What's the lick lick salute? The lick lick salute was like a fallout boy thing. I'm much, okay. As a fan of the mile high salute it feels i don't know what that is similar oh it was what like uh uh what p once did because you know some bass players like lick their fingers sometimes and then play the bass

yeah things you learn look look salute it's a big deal. Lick lick salute. Yeah, Sugar We're Going Down is just another one of those songs where it was like... Phenomenal pick. Yeah, it was just, it was there. I'd like to see you wearing one of those Patrick Stump Communist Manifesto hats, David.

Let's get that going. There's a lot of other moves that have to happen. A lot of other weird moves I got to make. If that's where this is going to end up. The 2000s are coming back. Do you think that's going to come back? I don't know, because guys with those hats always have, like,

opinions and bars that I don't like. Oh, yeah. Those guys will always be there, though. They sure will. No, no, the hats never leave Yeah yeah yeah Your third pick Devin Okay so this is where we kind of want to open up

But I also don't want to That's good You know what it's just such big talent This is a song that came out And I was at the age where I was like Furious that this was the only song people knew this guy for but it was incredible i'm taking hey uh oh yeah Because that was also, I mean, that was, you heard it everywhere. I don't know why I keep referencing Good Morning America.

That's like what my, what my like, everybody loved it. But like shaking like a Polaroid picture. And it was just, y'all don't want to hear me. You just want to dance. Oh, man. Oh, I remember he opened his VMA performance with And Now for the Millionth Time. Then he starts playing.

He was already, he was done with it. Well, because it was, like, crazy. Because it was, like, if you were an OutKast fan, especially if you would even listen to Stankonia, I remember when it first came out like being like what the fuck is this well right that's when it because i was on like i didn't really the love

below grew on yeah yeah i think they both they were both like big departures from what they usually did oh yeah speaker box was the same shit that big boy album sounded like big boy yeah yeah that's what i mean speaker box was way more shit that big boy album sounded like big boy yeah yeah that's what i mean speaker box was way more in the vein of what was still poppy like way more poppy than any of that other early stuff though well he had a couple he had a couple poppy songs but then he

also had like like bow tie wasn't poppy they were like i don't i don't i wouldn't agree with that at all yeah but i would say that like the andre thing also also, it ushered in this. We thought it was going to usher in this new era of Andre. He did that album, and then he was on that What a Job song. And you're just like, Andre, switch it up like crazy. And then the Walk It Out remix, if you remember how crazy that was. Kind of talking shit about, wasn't it? Talking shit about the people who made the song a little bit.

But also, you were like, Andre's in his bag. He's about to go nuts. And then he just quit rapping. Yeah, he was done. about wasn't it like talking about the people who made the song a little bit but like but also you were like audrey's in his bag he's about to go nuts and then he just quit yeah he was done yeah he also like sold the biggest album of all time and but uh yeah hey i was just like it was amazing yeah and it was like yeah you wanted to not or i wanted to not like it but after a while it's just so catchy and so happy also another song that references lucy lou she's lucy lose gets gets dropped in a lot of hip-hop songs i really love that for her yeah it also references beyonce and last song that was mentioned on was a beyonce destiny's child song it's

yeah i was wondering about that song like do you think he knew it was gonna hit like that because it was a weird song i think he kind of did because like he knew because the whole song is about divorce right like relationships not working out and then like he built in that you don't want to hear him you just want to dance so like he knew how fucking catchy and poppy it was and then built into it like you don't fucking yeah like it's a meta i hate the word meta it gets used so much but like it's always my favorite part of that song though just because the way it is in it like rhythmically i like well i think it's important to be like i feel like this is a chance for a psa um don't shake your polaroid pictures it's not good for

them no you don't you just let them sit there. You just let them sit there. That ruins the film. There's a whole generation of people that don't know anything about it. But if you are out on the floor, I'll be there. Please do shake it like a polar bear. Shake it like a protein shake. You know what I mean? Shake it like a salt shaker.

Shake it like a salt shaker. Shake it like a salt shaker. You know what to do. Yeah, but yeah. Hey, yeah, man. It was just like, a what a sign of that time that video too was so funny when he played like all the beat kind of more like the wonders actually like maybe even more than the beatles and then but then like if you're liking it like

if you had been with outcast for a while you're like no no he was on that song elevator it was weird it was because that was like the first i mean like i liked uh i liked uh master p first and then i liked uh got an outcast i literally traded masterpiece double cd for a quam and i that's a great this was you did it great whoever did that is traded up on that yeah yeah some people gotta learn lessons yeah but like it was like a crazy where it was like what the fuck is going on i liked the because of that i like the big boy i like speaker box so much more me too i've i like the love below i've grown to like it but at the time i wasn't which was roses even that like roses that was roses the roses. That was finger butts. Roses was LeBlo. Okay. Yeah. Roses was LeBlo. Oh, what?

I hated roses at first. I love roses. Yeah. I didn't like roses at first either. I've come to like it, but I hated it the first time. I'm like, you're singing poop? Like you're singing poo-poo or doo-doo? Come on.

That's my favorite part of it. That's household. Well, now. Yeah. You're singing poop? That was an easy sell for me. You're going to say poop? Say shit. That's what you're gonna

do you're gonna sing about poop poo poo boo as a matter of fact he says boo boo yeah but yeah no fucking hey yeah it was another one of those ones and it was like one of those things where it's like you remember where music is this thing where people can reinvent themselves completely like yeah so many people were introduced to andre who thought that's just like what it was that he did yeah that's a weird thing because again it was like super before the internet and uh well i guess it was but it was like no the internet was around we're really on it like that though like where people if they if they didn't really want to dig in they wouldn't have known that he was doing all kinds of shit before that like on the surface you could like now if that came out you would know immediately so crazy because stankonia was huge yeah so like yeah it was

massive you didn't think they were gonna get any bigger than stankonia and then hey yeah because like they're like yeah there's another level of fame you don't want yeah i think that's also why i think he just was like i don't that level of fame was like yeah we're good no he doesn't seem to operate well within it or seem to like it or whatever no no he wants to play the flute uh solomon time for your third pick oh this one was an easy one uh i figured this is a super group uh that kind of just fully altered the face of music uh clint eastwood uh by gorillas yeah oh yeah By Gorillaz. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was crazy, too. Everywhere that's... I forgot.

Yeah, everybody loved it. This is for everyone. Back in the day, like, Dell, I listened... I've been listening to dell for for a year and i never thought anybody was gonna know who this dude was and then like anyone out of like skateboarding you know and then yeah that song comes out and you're like fuck yeah dude that yeah he is an amazing lyricist ice cube's cousin by the way ice cube's cousin dell the fucking help me sapien uh but yeah like i've like i remember watching

listening to uh pissing on the steps uh mr bob mr bob doubly and mr dobbelina mr bob bob doubly the mr bob but i never see yeah this is so good yes oh life is a blast when you know what you're doing but to know what you did so if you must uh you gotta wash your ass if you must, you gotta wash your ass. If you must. Yeah. Oh, my God. But yeah, no. Gorillas. He's like two members from Blur.

Two members from Blur. And I don't know the rest. I can't remember her name, but she's like a Japanese. She's part of a Japanese duo. And Del on occasion. Yeah. How fun is that? Because the last super group you had was like damn yankees or something you know oh it's just don't have a super group like that because you're

like people it seems like stop doing that after or whatever and also you can't really categorize what gorillas is like that's like they're just really a type of music that's probably like crossed over so big right it's just it's music it's it's rock it's hip-hop it's rap like it's just like it's reggae like it's like it's so fun it's and it's all fun i love that i'm completely with you wow technically there's only two members of gorillas which is damon alburn from blur and then uh this artist weird but there's so many other anyway the artist artist that does their graphics and stuff? Yeah.

Jamie Hewlett. I still don't know what they look like. I think I know what the dude from Blur looks like, but I'd be wrong. Yeah, they do look... British. British. Blur is British. You can take a wild guess on what that looks like. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Great pick. Sean Jordan, time for your third pick. I'm going to go a little more down the indie road. I think this could find a little bit, if you dove a little deeper into the 2000s, but I'm going to pick The Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World. Oh, yeah.

Are you listening? into the 2000s but i'm gonna pick the sweetness by jimmy world oh yeah was it a video game or like a american pie movie probably both it was probably on like a madden soundtrack and in an American Pie movie. I hate to break it to you, but I don't think I recognize that song at all. Really? I don't think I've ever... I love that song. It's like their second biggest song. Yeah.

I know there's that... The middle. It just takes a little time A little bit of in the middle And then i don't know what they say little girl you'll be all right i think well little bit of in the middle i don't know what that does but anyway it just takes some time just sound it out it just takes some time little girl you're in the middle of the ride everything will be just fine everything everything will be all right yeah yeah there we go i had no idea yeah so the sweetness is their other song it just kicks in really hard if you

listen oh man i wish i was a good singer it's okay it's just so so good to me i'll listen to it after this yeah i'll have to now because i truly i love it this was a big high school song for your boy i mean we so we saw weezer jimmy world and tenacious d all in the same concert in like 2003 maybe 2002 and i don't know it was just for me just a huge part of that decade was like just jimmy world and like that kind of music you still a crip then or were you no i was out as soon as i started skateboarding i was out like a light i never have so one day my friends got their asses kicked really bad what like really really bad they could the crips that the kids that i thought i was in a gang with they got they got their asses kicked hard and uh they called me and they're like so hey we just got our asses kicked

like for real for real but now we're really in and this is after like multiple we'd already been beat up multiple times and i'm like no and then i just stopped talking to them completely and i started skating a week later and i have not changed one bit since then, really. My man. Just my habits have changed. I'm glad you moved on. Yeah, from that, honestly, from that one pivotal thing, it was like, oh, yeah, this isn't... I was trying to find myself, and I picked up a skateboard and found myself. What percentage of music that you like do you think you first heard in a skateboard part? Oh, almost.

It's tough. Like nine, like 80%. That's how, cause that's, I didn't even skateboard. I just had friends who did. And that's how,

like I discovered a lot of my favorite music, like modest mouse and like, sure. Dell. I think any rap that, what I was just going to say, any, like all of the high row and like souls of mischief and like pep love,

like all that stuff was all skateboarding. Yeah. Uh, Jim Croce any like all of the high row and like souls of mischief and like pep love like all that stuff was all skateboarding yeah jim croce like all all old stuff like led zeppelin weird shit like that yeah my friends were all skating so i've i've got it second hand uh but i did watch i watch a bunch of tapes too because they were always on still happens i still like whenever i watch a part because you can associate it with the skating, so it makes listening to the music that much more fun. I got all my music through, like, skateboard parts and then record label compilations, like Soundbombing or, like, the Fat Records stuff

that they put out. There was also, like, the video games, like Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk Skater. That was a great fucking playlist. And also, like, Vice City and, like, Big Time. Yeah, I got a lot of music out of just playing video games and watching skate videos with my friends do running from my magic music from the box solomon do you remember the box in washington the box urban was where i learned about

that was like so much music that was tv or that was radio it was tv it was tv videos yeah you call in and then select the videos. You can literally vote for music videos. And it kind of started. But people did underground shit. So it was super early cash money, but before even 500 Degrees came out. You know what I mean? It was regional, too.

Because I was in San Bernardino at one point. And they were playing African artists because there was a big community there. Yeah, because you could call in and just request it. But yeah, man, oof, the box really put me onto a lot of shit. Only certain cable providers had it in Portland. So you'd go to somebody's house in an apartment, and they had the box. But at my house, they didn't. It was weird.

Weird, weird, weird. It was great because it was almost more fair because it was almost like more fair because it wasn't the radio. So it was just songs that people liked, you know? It was what people were really listening to. As long as they were willing to put up like 10 cents or whatever it took to call it. Yeah, whatever. I'm sure it was egregious to call the box. The Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World.

Jew for short, J-E-W. Jimmy Eat World? Jimmy Eat World, dude. Time for my third pick. I am going to take the Drunk White Person National Anthem that happened to come out in this decade. I'm taking Mr. Brightside by The Killers.

Oh, yeah. Oh, good song. That was another one. That was everywhere. That's like a nice song to hear loud, though, too. Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine That was another one. That was everywhere. That's like a nice song to hear loud, though, too. It's like a song that makes you feel like I'm in a bar. Yeah.

Like, I'm in a bar. I'm drinking a cocktail. Yeah. yeah yeah but it's like a two ingredient cocktail yeah yeah we're in new york yeah that uh when i worked at the comedy club nitwits with a z we used to play the whole killers album like at 11 you know what i mean when we wanted people to leave at after the second show we just crank it and so they couldn't even hear each other talk and then we would just listen to it just i'd hear this every single night that i worked there for two three years probably it's so good loud and it's like jealousy like it's got that weird like baroque part of it and it's like yeah oh it's such a good

fucking song it kind of evokes whatever kind of emotion you need it to yeah like if it's like you just met some girl and it's going crazy and weird or if you think you're gonna get into a fight or you tried some new drugs like all that stuff you can kind of milk from that anything you need anything it's a great karaoke song it's a great throw it on a jukebox at a bar song. It's a great blast it in your car really loud song. Like, it can fit whatever scenario you need it to be a part of. It's like a Queen song. It's like a very, like, theatrical.

It's very, like, a lot going on. It's a storytelling song. Yeah. God, I'm looking at the lyrics right now. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. This is insane. What are the killers up to? They're still putting music out.

Are they? Yeah. Yeah. All right. fucking christ this is insane what are the killers up to they're still putting music out are they yeah yeah all right they never partied that hard because i think brandon flowers is a mormon he is yeah wow good for him so i think they've like aged well yeah they don't look like i don't look like i thought they looked yeah that's funny it's funny i don't know what it is whenever you see somebody and they don't look exactly because i've never looked at them before i don't think yeah this is funny yeah i don't think so i don't think i've ever like looked at the images of the killers uh i have to take now this i'm going to the beginning of the decade but a seminal song of the decade it's I don't know

I'm not going to say it's the most 2000 song I can think of but it might be the most 2000 song I could think of I'm taking the cover of Lady Marmalade oh Christina Aguilera little bit of Maya

and Pink oh man that is oh man yeah what a time oh god you want to talk about me getting into a music video you can talk about yeah that music video my friend that had everything i was looking for. That was puberty, too. Lil' Kim, Maya.

Yeah. Get out of here. That's insane. Pink and Christina Aguilera had everything. Christina Aguilera and Pink, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that is a moment in time. And Missy Elliott.

Just introducing people. That's all Missy Elliott does. And they all shred in there. It was like that movie Moulin Rouge that I wasn't going to see, but I knew was sexy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all right.

It's a Baz Luhrmann movie. I'll say that. I've watched Moulin Rouge, I'd easily say, 50 times. Yeah. I cannot tell you to this day if it's a good movie or not. That's the Baz Luhrmann trick. That's fine. Yeah.

Truly, there are moments in it that i'm like this is so good now the moments are like this is the worst thing that can be in a movie and no one should ever see it you can't like compare that movie to like goodfellas you know what i mean or like uh what else is boss whatever done boss lerman uh you forget about new elvis yeah the leonard uh dicaprio. Those are all the same kind of. He did Australia. Which I feel like Romeo and Juliet's more toned down, though, than Moulin Rouge. You know what I mean?

Which is saying something. Just John Lozano as a little person out of nowhere? What's... Yeah. You could just make him not speed his knees the whole movie. Wild. Yeah. Yeah, the twin golden guns.

But at the same time, it's like there's moments that I love, like Kylie Minogue as a green fairy. I love the movie a lot. I love elements of that movie a lot, but I hate so much of it. Like when they sing Nirvana, I think it's like horrible. It's so weird. It's like, what are we doing here?

Teen Spirit does not need to be in this song. But all that to be said, that Lady Marmalade covered, and the video the video was sexy oh yeah it was just like a fun like oh all these ladies on this song i hope they hang out i hope they're hanging out christina aguilera just shreds they're all such good singers also that's kind of where i figured out that i figured out that's where i was shown that pink was a really good singer she hadn't really she had songs but she hadn't really like wailed in them you know that i that i can remember is like i want a man with the bling bling that song where she wasn't like

singing yeah that was her first song right she sings there you go is our first single oh there you go looking pitiful yeah that's right there you go There you go. Yeah. But no, she had to miss it. It stood out by this time, I think. And that's like, to get the party started, just like a pill. Yeah, I think Party Started was definitely out by now. I think. I think. I might be wrong.

I might be wrong. What was the one where she was like, you're going to have to jerk off? When was You and Your Hand come out? You and Your Hand, that's like almost a decade later. Oh. That wasn't a bonnet. That. I wasn't up on it. That one I like. Yeah, it's a good one. Anyways.

She had a 20-year career. We're talking about 20 years here now. Yeah, somebody tweeted the other day, if you would have told me Pink was going to have an amazing 20-year career, I would have been shocked 20 years ago. As somebody who bought her first album, I would not have been shocked.

I'd have been like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Only? Only 20? And it is. I love this black woman. She's what? Excuse me. Her and Pete Wentz, man.

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Welcome back to All Fantasy. Everything already in progress. Just to remind you, this is the only podcast that has ever existed, except of course for The Juice with Solomon Giorgio. Those are the two. Ian Carmel just drafted Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Maya, and Pink.

And we're now going to get to the rest of the fourth round presently. Sean Jordan, it's time for your pick. I'm going to pick Shaggy it wasn't me oh yeah you are all right honey came in

and she called me red-handed treat me with a girl next door picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom door how could I forget that I had given her an extra few

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me How could I forget that I had given her an extra few? All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me. First time I ever heard anybody say banging on the radio. Yeah, dude. There's the whole, I mean, you just figure out what the song's about right away and you're like, what? It's such a funny, funny song for how serious the whole thing is. Where you're like, your girlfriend saw you fucking different places also just say it wasn't you you can't say shaggy i can't say it wasn't me she i love how it's like it's a debate the whole time and at the end the singer turns against shaggy yeah because shaggy's clearly the devil be honest i'm gonna be honest, Shaggy. I don't care. Just tell her it wasn't you.

Well, Shaggy. There was a whole video. Speaking of someone who's had a longer career than I thought, he was nominated for a Grammy this year. Shaggy, dude. For some reggae song. Reggae covers of Frank Sinatra songs, I think. Good for him.

I watched a New Year's party this year hosted by Sierra that had Shaggy playing songs in it. That was like the New Year's thing that we watched this year. He has been killing it forever. That song, him and Janet back in the day. He's been around since the mid-90s. Yeah. Boombastic.

Yeah. Speaking of going to the clubs, there was this place in Sioux Falls called Jams. And it was like the club, the closest we had. And they had kids night. And I remember the first time i heard that song down at jams i remember the first time i heard that song with him and janet they played it at jams and i was like i started dancing i hate dancing i'm bad at dancing i remember sitting there dancing like i'm in the club i'm dancing i'm doing it like i'm in a dance club dancing right now and it was amazing i'm was amazing. I'm in jams.

I'm in jams, dude. Tricking a blackberry seltzer. Whatever they would give you. You think they spelled it with an S or a Z, David? Oh, man. Come on. I think it was two Zs. Yep.

Also, didn't he serve in, he served in, yeah, he served in Desert Storm, right? Yeah, he fought in Desert Storm. He was in the Marine Corps. You let him catch her? Just tell him it wasn't you He had a field artillery battery Oh my god Shaggy's another one

You hear him talk You're like What'd you do with the guy That sings the songs? Cause that ain't He's like Where's Reggie Fantastic? He's like

This is the guy That has to do The job applications Shaggy Where'd you get the idea for that song? Well, my friend was just telling me that he cheated on his girlfriend. And I pretty much told him to tell us to say it wasn't you. And then I thought we could make a reggae song about this.

He did an album with Sting in like 2019. That's bizarre. Didn't he have like a string of three, two or three? I thought it was three, but like 2001 and like 03 or something all songs kind of like it wasn't me just like real catchy radio vibes anyway he was just uh shaggy's dank always liked him that song is a 2000s song it is indeed solomon george your time for your fourth pick very excited for my next pick uh because it's actually probably somebody i've seen in concert the most amount of times, because I'm an idiot.

And yeah, I'm going to choose Party Hard by Andrew WK. Oh, yeah. How many times have you seen Andrew WK perform? I think seven times. No shit. It's supposed to be amazing. Yeah, it's a fantastic show. I'm usually one of the few black people there, but I don't care. I love Andrew WK.

I love his early music. I love his later stuff, but he was always great. But yeah, Get Wet is a fucking great album. And all the songs are great. Party Hard is not my favorite, but it is the biggest hit off of it. What is your favorite?

She is Beautiful. I think it's quintessential. It's a simple, straightforward dance rock out album. Uh, and that song is just, I think it's, it's perfect. Yeah. It's perfect. It gets, it's also like for that song to come out when you're like in your early twenties,

what a gift. Like teens and early twenties, you're like, I will, I will party hard. I didn't need the gas in the tank, but thanks. Do you think you ever connected to music ever more than that age when you were that age? Me either. That's probably why all the biggest artists are also that age. There's just such a visceral

connection. I don't need to get pumped up anymore. I don't need permission anymore if I want to go get buck, I guess. I need different permission from my wife. I don't need it from if I want to go get buck, I guess. Well, I need different permission from my wife. I don't need it from music, you know? But like back then, I was like, oh, they're telling me.

Yeah, if you just started playing Party Hard, that'd be very weird. Hey, you want to go out tonight? If it's okay with you, we will always party hard. Now I need music to bring me down from any anytime i get too excited that's a good that's a good point yeah just to like calm it up after it after a show like doing stand-up or especially if it's a good one if i'm just gonna go home which is is to the case most of the time now

i do need to do something with that energy and it's hard. It's so hard. I need like a Sade now. I need something to just slowly relax into the night. Yeah. Sean Jordan. Or no, David Borey. It's time for your fourth and then your fifth, your final pick.

Fourth pick, I'm going to have to... Oh, Umbrella. Oh, yeah. Come on man Because When the sunshine will shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be your friend

Took a no-thumbus to get out to the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella. Good girl gone bad. Yeah, good girl gone bad. No clouds in my stones.

Yeah. We Rockefeller. Say hi to him. Oh, man. It was so fun. The whole chorus is so. You just want. It's a song you want to sing.

You know what I mean? You want to sing it loud. Yeah. It's's like it was like her really in the back but it was like before because i was like that was around where i was like oh this is really suck because ponder replay era i was like she's cool or whatever but i got like but like umbrella era was like oh she's like got it this is her third album yeah yeah yeah third album I never would have called it after Ponda replay that's not like we're gonna be with this person for the next 30 years yeah

she's gonna be like the I did I did I was like her and pig the other black lady there's these two songs by these young black girls on the radio I just love them There's these two songs by these young black girls on the radio. I just love them. Oh, that's so funny.

Yeah, dude. That was the first panic attack I ever had was that song was playing. I was driving home from Davenport, Iowa, and that song was on. And yeah, I had this crazy panic attack. I don't know why oh were you hung over extremely yeah yeah you got that's why this is i don't feel like this was a good panic attack song no it doesn't i remember i was i went i couldn't breathe i was driving on the freeway i couldn't breathe and i was like this is insane

so i pulled over and i went and got a sandwich at this gas station and i was like try to poop so i went and i was trying to poop and i was eating the sandwich at the same time at the same time calling my girlfriend like in a stall at a truck stop i was losing my mind and i still had five hours to drive home which was the work because i'm like i was young enough to where i wasn't ready to admit that i was like what dude you're just being a coward so i hopped in the car and drove and i was terrified i called people all the way home and talked to him as long as they would talk to me and then i would just call the next person on the list and yeah i didn't tell anybody what was happening i was just like hey what's how you doing you know that sound umbrella

it was before texting so people wouldn't like they didn't think something was wrong if i was calling you know they were just like shit what's up man how you doing listen to this song and see if it fucking freaks you out i love the idea of you just being on repeat and you're just like get over it! Not around. You got to go through. And your final pick, David.

Oh, I just had to take it because I would be lying if I didn't pick a Lil Wayne song. I'm taking a Millie. Oh, yeah. That's a good song. Good song. Good song. Good song. I'm taking a milli. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a good song. Good song, good song, good song. Yeah. isn't fair i'm a venereal disease like i'm in stroke bleed through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind because i don't write shit because i ain't got time yeah and

that was just when he was uh it was unreal his run at the his it was unreal we i i never i never saw anything like that music when he was really on crazy dude when you heard that one year he put out like 25 mixtapes or something oh that was the only ones he put out and then he was on everybody's shit he was he was taking everybody's beats there was a liar when you would hear that beat you would hear a beat then you hear the lighter and you'd be like oh shit he's about to kill somebody else yeah no that that little gremlin was prolific he was it's really amazing he was it's really amazing taking everybody's songs and shit like this is my song now yeah nobody was like that in rap in the 2000s before him like just featuring anywhere that's that's a school of young money like they've that's like that's that's a lesson he passed on like feature on as many as possible

it's like you take a guy like we were talking about like a 50 Cent and he had that one album but it wasn't like nobody has the body of work that Lil Wayne has. No. My favorite songs by him aren't on any of his albums. The albums are kind of like

oh okay that's cool too. Unless Gangsta Grills is yelling before it's not my favorite but yeah yeah there's one of those songs where it's like 10 years ago that song wouldn't have even had a video you know what i mean it would have just been a mixtape but it was like the world the world was changing it was the right time and i was like like i truly like out of that group i wouldn't have thought he would be the breakout uh cash money millionaires yeah no i didn't even think about it at all i never even thought he was all that interesting i was a man i was a man

like i had like a half a second yeah oh i love manny fresh so much manny fresh yeah i was like he was my favorite manny fresh dude he's he's got such a good flow fresh little wayne just turned 40. Isn't that crazy? Don't yell at me like that. I don't need that kind of abuse. I don't need to know things like that. I don't need to know that I'm older than Lil Wayne.

It's crazy to think that Lil Wayne and I were the same age when we were hearing Ha for the first time. Roughly the same age. Well, he probably heard it a couple years before you did. You think he was in on the ground floor? Yeah, yeah. He was probably there when he made it he's in you remember he's in the video he's like a pop like pop because all their videos all that first round that videos that would be on the box they were all exactly like ah it was just like somebody got a good camera and it would be them in different places. There's a McLaren in their neighborhood. Yeah. Also with a McLaren, though, just somewhere around.

Saul, time for your final pick. I'm very excited that no one said this one yet. I don't know why I held off because it definitely was the biggest song of the decade. And I think it's everyone's list. Should be the national anthem as well. It is a Toxic by Britney Spears. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

That is, I think it's like, when it comes to her songs, that was, I think that one's, that's across the board. Everyone's top song. It's so fucking good. It's so. When the beat reverses? Yeah. Was that one that, did the Neptunes get their hands on that one? Or did, did somebody like, did Pharrell produce it or something?

There was a lot of things that happened to it. Like people did a bunch of things to that song. Yeah. It was her most popular song. It must be like a Max Martin or something, right? Oh, I think, yeah. Yeah. It's just so good. There's so much going on.

Oh, no, it's different. Heinrich Jönback. Yeah. Oh, that's what I thought. I bet he's still Swedish. Oh, yeah. In Stockholm. Yeah, because there's like a Swedish house for like writing music. So he's probably from that era. Oh, my God. Yeah, because there's like a Swedish house for like writing music.

So he's probably from that era. Oh, my God. Yeah. He wrote a bunch. But yeah, this song is. Yeah. Bloodshy and Avant are a Swedish songwriting and production duo. That's insane.

The Swedes are crazy with it. That's what they do. They're just like pop geniuses they're crazy look they've managed to create powerhouse bands like ace of bass yeah abba rock set like just robin like it's just but yeah this song easily for me like it's my it's probably gonna always be my top bernie spears song she was the artist of that decade she was the highest selling artist honestly so she's yeah so i i could not deny her being on my playlist no i had this on my list but i kept i kept trying to be interesting but this is the fucking number one pick yeah sean jordan your final pick it's you know i've tried to do my best to encapsulate the 2000s

this one is for me it does it does do it but this is for me and i have to put jay kwan tipsy on there i have to that's a good song i have to that's for everybody We do shit for fun. You ain't got one, nigga. You better run. Now I'm in the back getting in from my huns. Watch she going down. I'm bragging on what I done. She smoking my black slant. She ain't having fun. Bitch, give it back now. You don't get none.

What are you talking about? That's for everybody. Everybody loves that song. I just feel, is it? Okay, it is. I just feel like. Everybody loves that song. He's got a fake ID, though.

Yeah. I love how he snitched on himself right up top. That song. So that is the one that I put on a CD. I put it on, not an MP3, but I put it on a CD like seven times just so we wouldn't have to keep playing it again. So we could like put it in the CD player and just have a play from it. Hate to break it to you, Sean. That is a very popular song.

I just feel like it's not at the top of the list for the 2000s in general but you're making me feel better i'm happy that it is because we're not taking it's not lists it's like what what did this decade feel like yeah yeah you know and that's what we did i felt like there was a lot of illegal drinking i was i was itchy the whole decade i'll tell you that the whole time i was underage drinking most of yeah for Yeah, for sure. Until I was of age and then I was still drinking. Yeah. I was underage drinking for just a little bit of it. Just like the first

few years. Womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp. Yeah, that song is so good. Here comes the two to the three to the four. Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more. Sons of something like she a groupie nine even on tour maybe because he heard that i rhyme hardcore he was like 15 too right yeah i think he says he's

15 in the song i feel like him and chingy i heard some i listened to so much he sounds 15 if you go back and listen to it i listened to it last night he sounds he sounds like a child not everybody when they it's crazy what he is like straight up like i don't know like tevin campbell didn't sound like a child yet to me but you know but like this dude sounds like a child when he raps anyway tevin campbell sounded like a child too i had to direct to you i would love to use my final pick to do something that I actually liked and cared about, but I feel like there is a musical essence that we are thus far missing and

that we can't talk about this decade without. And because of that, I'm going to take a song I like, but not one that I listened to a lot of the time. I'm taking drops of Jupiter by train. It was everywhere though. It was everywhere, though. It was everywhere. Tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all fading? And that heaven is overrated. Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star? One without a permanent scar And then you missed me While you were looking for yourself That song is so... Oh my god, that song did not go away.

It's catchy, but that song is so ass because it means, like, you ever listen to it, you're like, it doesn't mean anything. The fuck are you talking about? Yeah. At least it's not the Soul Sister song.

That song. He was trying to hit on a black woman Woman I think that's what he was doing Ain't that Mr. Mr. on the radio Yeah, I think he was Doesn't he say something about fried chicken in that song? In this song I think he does Justin Jupiter, yes That band defied the very concept of fame

They are truly There's no other band like train they have their own you know like the rock has a brand of tequila they have their own wine they very much do they were from the bay area train yeah like i can't explain in words exactly how they i've yeah train there's a train song that i like it's like music i like this song it's like music made for coals yeah yeah yes it's music made for coals it's music made for a tapas place that only white people eat at like meet virginia the same way like everything they've ever done is just like you will hear this

at a big lots yeah yeah it's called play that song the train song that i like did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there? Not a bad line. My great lord. Truly, I love... And again, I'm not saying this was even one of my 100 favorite songs of the decade. But it was a thing that was being done. It needs to be mentioned.

Yeah, yay. Yeah, and also 9-11 happened as well. Yeah, exactly. 9-11 happened. Train. A financial crisis. That's my final pick. The final pick of the draft.

Marissa, do you have a pick? Yeah. One of my favorite headbangers from the 2000s is American Idiot by Green Day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's absolutely a great pick. favorite headbangers from the 2000s is American Idiot by Green Day. Oh yeah, that's an absolutely great pick.

Just a good summary of the angst feeling of the early 2000s. I was going to pick a Linkin Park song, but it feels like I'm picking my favorite amongst my children and I just can't pick one. So I'm going Green Day. I'm surprised none of us picked anything

from the Black album. I know. Well, hold on. We'll get to the also-reps in a second. It was too on the nose for me. David, you went first. You took Fallin'

by Alicia Keys. Sugar, We're Going Down Swingin' by Fall Out Boy. Hey Ya by Outkast. Umbrella by Rihanna. And A Millie by Lil Wayne. Solomon, you went second. You took One Two Step

by Ciara, Bootylicious by Destiny's Child, Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz, Party Hard by Andrew WK, and Toxic by Britney Spears. It's Britney, bitch. Sean, you went third. You took In Da Club by 50 Cent, Get Low by Lil Jon and the East Side Boys, The Sweetness by Jimmy E. World, It Wasn't Me by Shaggy,

and Tipsy by Jaquan. I went last. I took Paper Planes by M.I.A., Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, Mr Wasn't Me by Shaggy, and Tipsy by Jaquan. I went last. I took Paper Planes by M.I.A., Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, Mr. Brightside by The Killers, Lady Marmalade, Christina Aguilera, Pink Maya, and Lil' Kim, and Drops of Jupiter by Train. We left so much good music on the board,

and bad music. Yeah, I mean, it, like... 99 Problems, Country Grammar. Oh, yeah. For sure. Hot in here Rehab by Amy Winehouse You're Beautiful by James Blunt was a 2000s ass song With warm sweat open

Vanessa Carlton Yeah, Last Night by The Strokes was like an Anything by Ja Rule, Ashanti Justin Rock Your Butt Big and Sexy Back was probably the biggest anything by ja rule ashanti no justin justin like rocket but like so much back was probably the biggest if i had to pick a song that like if i was going to just what i was if you were like you were gonna listen to music in my car on a burnt cd past the kavasie by buster

rhymes oh yes that's a fucking great song well dude jam rock if you were in my car jam rock for sure out on the streets yeah they call it murder do we say crazy by narwhal sparkly i might have said that already no i was on my list that's definitely nothing by nori yeah gold digger was on my list oh yeah oh yeah all the time like a lot of monster dude yeah yeah yeah i would i'd have rod digger's party and bullshit's one of my probably top songs from that era as well The Reason by Hoobastank Yeah I like that song

The name is such a bummer You're not a perfect person It's a good song man It's not a bad song Here's a song you like If we're going to say that decade Suddenly I See by Katie Tunstall. Oh, that is.

Any 2000s songs that plays in a CBS is usually pretty iconic. I feel like that's a big CBS song. Yeah. You can't deny that the 2000s had a very specific style. Now it's about to become oldies music. We're going to be like people are going to throw in the vintage radio. Some of these songs are as old now as songs from 1980 was.

Yeah. When we were in the year 2000. Do you remember that song, The Seed with Cody Chestnut by The Roots? Yes. That song was fantastic. I love that song. Apoc by Vampire Weekend,

All My Friends by LCD Sound System. Yeah, there was some good music, too. There was a lot of great music. A lot of good music. We want to hear yours. Let us know what we missed at All Fantasy Pod on Twitter. AllFantasyPodcast at gmail.com. Shout out to everyone on the AFE Patreon, where it's April.

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