All Fantasy Everything - Actors Named Chris (w/ David Sims, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is all fantasy everything. The podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting actors named Chris. Our guest today is a staff writer at The Atlantic, host of the Blank Check Podcast, David Sims. I'm your host, Ian Carmel. And with me, as always, are my friends host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan and David Borey.

Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast that hung out with a couple of crips over the weekend. Oh yeah, man. This isn't like the first one they listen to, but yeah. Two of my, two of my oldest friends came to my standup show in Sioux Falls. And,

uh, we talked about Sean Jordan right there. Sean is Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar, Mel Jordan on Instagram. Yes, sir. We talked about the days of yesteryear and we reminisced. The shenanigans we used to get into.

It was very fun. Thank you to every single person in Sioux Falls who came out to the show. Thank you to Soul Crate for having me on. That sounds decent. If you would like to see this hour of stand-up that I'm crafting, come to the Capitol Hill Comedy Barns

in Seattle, Washington, September 6th. Now, Ian doesn't think anyone's going to show up. Nobody's going to that. I think people are going to go. I really do. So does my suntan lotion. And also, if you want to see this hour culminate all over itself.

For the people who are listening to this podcast in the traditional medium, which is audio, Sean was holding a bottle of Neutrogena SPF 70 suntan lotion. Real quick, Portland, Oregon, October 29th, recording a special. My wife is directing it. She's going to edit it.

She's going to shoot the whole thing. It's all about her. It's all about our baby and personal stuff about my body. Sean is married to Michael Mann, so it's going to have a distinct feel to it. I was watching Pearl Harbor a little bit last night. Michael Bay really did miss the mark, by the way. I went to see Oppenheimer last night, so I was

like, war shit. Let me have a Pearl Harbor nightcap.esus christ what's a good accompaniment for a christopher nolan it's crazy it's like having a steak and then uh like a starburst or something but it's like having a steak and then steak frites yeah you just got double meated abenheimer was it was a little a little confusing for me. I really had to pay attention, but really, I really enjoyed it. Anyway.

Yeah, I like that movie. Also, the High Plains Comedy Festival with my gentleman friends, who I miss so much. I can't wait to see you guys at this comedy festival. Excited to see you. That's it.

September. You're always a dick, though. You say no one's coming to these shows. Nobody is going to those shows, dude. They'll come to High Plains because Dave and I are there But nobody's going to any of the other stuff Oh man, you're lucky I'm in a good mood

Speaking of David, David Borey is here Coolguyjokes87 on Instagram On the Bring David a Plate tour Yeah, officially now Officially I'm going to rattle off some dates for you But if you want BringDavidAPlate.com

That shows all the merch and shit like that. So August 30th, Birmingham, Alabama. August 31st, Asheville, North Carolina. September 6th, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. September 7th, Chattanooga, Tennessee. September 10th, Raleigh, North Carolina. September 12th,

Austin, Texas. September 21st through 23rd, Denver, Colorado for the High Plains Comedy Festival. September 29th, Indianapolis, Texas. September 21st through 23rd, Denver, Colorado for the High Plains Comedy Festival. September 29th, Indianapolis, Indiana. September 30th, Cincinnati, Ohio. October 1st, Morgantown, West Virginia. October 5th, Columbus, Ohio. October 6th, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. October 7th, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. October 13th and 14th, St. Louis, Missouri. October 21st, New York City, New York. October 22nd, Worcester, Massachusetts. October 25th, Kansas City, Missouri. October 26th, Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Never heard of it. October 27th and 28th, Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We might be adding some November dates. We shall see. Come out. Bring me a plate. The little bit of food I've already gotten has been amazing. Shout out to that guy in Houston who gave us strawberry lemonade pound cake. That shit was incredible. It was amazing. Yeah.

Really excited to see you. Excited for you guys to hear this hour. Damn, that sounds good. And the merch is amazing. The merch is amazing. You can see it on the website and on my Instagram, but the merch is going off.

Fantastic. Now, you're not the only David here today because we also have David L. Sims. That's right. Hello, boys. David L. Sims on Twitter. David Sims That's me. in the NBA Fantasy Keeper league draft group chat

when are we i guess we still got we still got a minute we still got a minute we still got a minute i'll get on that i did bad last year poor poor oh this is a nasty team why why is this my team what happened here we're building yeah we'll figure it out for the path forward we're building for the path forward i have lebron yeah he's gonna keep lebron yeah he's good yeah you mean lebron james or yeah that guy which lebron are we talking here lebron yeah lebron richardson okay no i i he's a hairdresser lebr LeBron I guess I'll keep LeBron He's pretty good Hold on to LeBron You're a host of the Blank Check podcast

Which is a wonderful podcast People should check out if they haven't They can read your work at The Atlantic Is there anything specific You would like to point people towards No, those are the things that's what I do I host a movie podcast been doing it for

far too long and yeah I write reviews and criticism and stuff over at theatlantic.com also been doing that for far too long it's time for a fresh change why not join us on the road doing stand up comedy you want to drop some dates right now and just see if it comes true? Yeah, figure it out.

As the father of a two-year-old, I've always wanted to just visit every single Midwestern city. And so I'm going to start doing that right now. There you go. You're describing Sean Jordan's exact life. I'm the father of a two-year-old, and I'm in a Midwestern city visiting more. Yes.

And how's it going? Well, I watched Pearl Harbor last night. Did you ever write a review on Pearl Harbor? Well, I was 15 years old and I definitely asked my friend who I went with if we could leave because it was so bad. And he was like, they haven't even attacked Pearl Harbor yet.

And so I was like, alright. It took so long to attack Pearl Harbor It takes them a while The movie should have been called The first couple weeks before Pearl Harbor A lot of Hardnett Hardnett's also in Oppenheimer

I think that's where I was like There's an Affleck in Pearl Harbor There's an Affleck in Oppenheimer There's Josh Hardnett's in both You see how I made the connection I don't actually WW2 the big one You get it Josh Hartnett's in both. You see how I made the connection. I don't actually. WW2, the big one.

You get it. You get it. I still, I don't understand it. You understand this. Okay. The Pacific Theater. The Pacific Theater. Right. Pacific Rim.

Yeah. You understand why I did that. Why I put time in on both movies last night. You get it. You get it. My name is Ian Carmel. At Ian Carmel on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, all of those things.

You can see me at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, Colorado with these fine gentlemen. I'm coming. These fine gentlemen. You can see me at the House of Comedy

in Vancouver, British Columbia with Sean Jordan. I'm coming too. That's November 30th through like December 2nd. Hold on. I have the exact dates. That's right here.

Yeah, December 30th through December 2nd. Hold on. I have the exact dates. That's right here. Yeah. December 30th through December 2nd. Then you can see me the very next weekend in Austin, Texas at the Vulcan Gas Company doing stand-up comedy on Hanukkah, for God's sake. Come out to that. And more dates, more dates forthcoming. But for now... That's a Jewish holiday, Hanukkah, right?

Hanukkah? Yeah. Jewish holiday? No, it's just like people got bored of the way Monica was pronounced and started throwing a little twist on it. Hanukkah is a lesser festival in the Jewish tradition, but one that

has grown in importance because of the massive gravity of Christmas. And we're going to be celebrating it in Austin, Texas with Smoked Meats and stand-up comedy. Coming out to that. We got pretty drunk this weekend. I'll tell you that. Me and I, super producer Isaac Lee.

Okay. And Shane, right? And Sugar Shane. Shane Torres was there. Shocker. Zach Harper. Several AFE favorites. Ended up back at the Roost. Oh, no. I know. Oh, because it's near where you're at. Near my house.

I was getting photos. David, the Roost was the dive bar we always used to go to before COVID. Right. Before I lost weight. I was going up to the bartenders there. I'm like, do you remember me? I used to be way bigger. What did they say?

They didn't remember me at all. Of course not. I wanted them. But I needed them. I was like, I used to be so much bigger. Do you remember remember me at all. I wanted them. But I needed them. I was like, I used to be so much bigger. Do you remember? Look at my face. It's like a middle-aged Thai couple that runs the roost. A middle-aged Republican Thai couple. Oh, shit. They didn't remember us from week

to week. And that was kind of the charm of it. You think that door guy knew you. I don't think he did, Sean. I think he wanted to smash. I think that's what was happening. You? That door guy. you. I don't think he did, Sean. I think he wanted to smash. I think that's what was happening. You? That door guy. Yes. I got. What the fuck? I've told you my theories. I've told you my theories on Filipino Anton Chigurh. Filipino Anton Chigurh.

The doorman at the Roost. But I wanted to tell you. I wanted to show you this story of both regression and progress on the walk home from the Roost. I ordered Taco Bell on Postmates. Okay. Oh, no. Regression.

Regression. I get home. The Taco Bell shows up. I get my standard four items. Whatever those are, I got four. Dana, did anyone else get anything? Dana was asleep. Dana was not with us at this point.

It shows up. I eat half the cheese quesadilla and I throw the rest of it away. Progress. Yeah. Progress. I ordered Taco Bell. I basically contributed $25

to the economy to throw Taco Bell in the garbage. You're also far enough out of the loop that that shit tastes nasty. Boy, is it. Even drunk. You gotta stay. You loop that that shit tastes nasty. Boy, is it. Even drunk. You gotta stay on top

of it. Otherwise, that shit gets gross. Two, three weeks out of there, that shit's very bad. Yeah, you gotta be in steady rotation on Taco Bell. Otherwise, it reveals its true form. I got two bean burritos last night because I was trying to get Taco John's because that's the Midwest taco you get.

And I was driving around late night reminiscing as I do when I'm back home. And I got two bean burritos from Taco Bell instead. It was disgusting. And I'm not that person. I still buy Mountain Dew a day probably. I see the texts. Yeah, dude. You wait.

I tried to pack some of those Hard Mountain Dews, but they wouldn't fit. So I had to leave them at home. I tried to pack some of those hard mountain dudes, but they wouldn't fit, so I had to leave them at home. I tried to pack them. We are here today not only to talk about trying to involve the airlines in your... I think you can get hit with a Ricoh charge if you fly with hard mountain dude, by the way. That's how they got Capone. I mean, a Ricoh charge sounds kind of dank, though. What is a Ricoh charge?

That sounds tight. Racketeering, baby. Ask Donald Trump about it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Take down large groups. We're not here to talk about guys named Rico.

We're here to talk about people named Chris. Because we are fantasy drafting actors named Chris. Yeah. David L. Sims. I don't need to keep throwing this L on there. David Sims. I mean, it's my middle name. It's my middle initial

It's fine What does that stand for? Lawrence Lawrence My grandpa My grandpa Larry Named after Larry Yeah

Yeah Big Larry I'm named after a grandfather too George Oh that's nice That's a good name Oh I'm named after my grandpa too What's your middle name?

David My whole name is my grandpa's name. You know, I'm just putting this together that my middle name is my dad. I've never, maybe I have. I've never thought about it though, that my middle name is my dad's name. Really? Like he didn't want to, he didn't want to make you a junior, but he threw it in there. I don't know that I've ever actually.

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I've in passing like, oh, it's my dad's name, but I never actually checked if that's why they named me Sean Patrick or if it's just because it's Irish. Your daughter's middle name is your wife's last name, right? My daughter's middle name is Aloysius. It's Louise. It's Maxine Louise.

Oh, yeah, Maxine Louise. You're 68-year-old, 2-year-old daughter. That's right. I just heard this on a podcast today. Tell me if you know this tell me if you would have known this you take the year it currently is and add the amount of years

or the year that you were born added to the years how old you are that's going to be the current year now I know it makes sense but would you have known that right away yes you would have known that right away if I said that 100% because one person said it and I was like,

oh, that's amazing. And the other person's like, of course that's what's happening. Wait, did you say if you take the year you were born and add your age? If you add the year you were born plus your age, it's going to be the year that it currently is. And when I heard that, I was like, oh, that sounds pretty legit. Years have passed. Yeah. What are you talking about?

You say this like it's some kind of a shortcut. What are you talking about? It say this like it's some kind of a shortcut What are you talking about? It's like saying I'm going to do a magic trip I'm going to make these Doritos disappear Using only my mouth and my hands For about 10 seconds I was like that's pretty cool And then you know obviously it hit

But yeah just for anybody out there Who takes a second like I do You'll appreciate it I remember thinking that in 97 Yeah Like oh it's 10 it. I remember thinking that in 97. Like, oh, it's 10. Man, I was doing different stuff in 97. You couldn't. I didn't have time

for math in 1997. You were having sex with women. I don't know how I beat you to it. Actors name Chris is the topic today. Now, we determined the order of this fantasy draft with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you. David, you're engaged now. Okay.

In a bout of rock, paper, scissors. And we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! And he's throwing a rock. David wins. A paper. You could've won. I swear it was gearing up to be a paper. It's a paper against you, Rock. I swear it was gearing up to be a paper. It's a paper against New Rock. David, as the winner,

as the winner of Rock Paper Scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. Before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that?

That's a great question. Now, everybody probably already knows what a serpentine draft is, but if you don't, this is what it's like. So whenever David's in Sioux Falls and whoever is going to bring him that plate of chiswick, which you will be doing, please do it like this.

So say you have like 30 pieces of chiswick, which are inch cubed deep fried steak bits, a little bit of garlic sprinkled on them that you did in barbecue sauce. Can't miss it when you're here. Start on the bottom left and line up about four of them. Go left to right and then go up one. So stack three on top of each other

on the right. Definitely make this longer. Then go right to left and then stack one on the left. So it's sort of like a snake would curl like that. That's a Serpentine draft. Basically, if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. And so on. David, with that in mind,

what will the order of today's draft be? I think we got to go David, David, Sean, Ian. Ooh, but what are the Davids? Me first. Sorry, David. That's all right. Me second. Sean, Ian.

Hot corner. I don't want to go first. I don't want to go first. No, no. Too much pressure. Too much pressure. David Borey is the first pick. In the actor's name, Chris, all fantasy, everything fantasy draft. We'll get to that pick. No, no. Too much pressure. Too much pressure. David Borey has the first pick in The Actor's

Name Chris, All Fantasy Everything Fantasy Draft. We'll get to that pick right after this short break. And we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything, the only podcast that has ever existed, except of course for Blank Check. Yeah. Available

now. Everywhere podcasts are available. You figure there'd be more podcasts out there by now. No. But there's just the two. No. Too hard. That's what happens. I mean, that's the industry now.

You know what I mean? It's just like companies buy each other and grow and then eventually we'll be trust busted. Ballers is on Netflix. I don't know what world I'm living in right now. Black is white up is down, dude. Ballers being on Netflix is disorienting. It doesn't sit well there.

It's crazy looking. Right next to Suits, which, stop it, Netflix. They succeeded, by the way. This is the most streamed show of all time, isn't it? Like, right now? Suits is massive. Meghan Markle, dude. Yeah, absolutely.

It's crazy. People love Suits. My mom's favorite show. But not for long, because now that Ballers is on Netflix. Yeah. You think my mom's's gonna switch it up I think she's gonna You're gonna see her walk around in massive The Rock sized suit vests

She's gonna be talking about Spencer Strossmore She's gonna say she was Ground floor with John David Washington He's in that right That is ground floor with John David Washington by the way Shout out to Chris Lofton He got drunk with me and Sean one time Yeah dudes The Rock convinces with John David Washington, by the way. Shout out to Chris Lofton. He got drunk with me and Sean one time. Yeah, dude.

The Rock convinces the NFL to let him buy a team by... He brings the team to Vegas. To Vegas, and he convinces the mayor by crashing a monster truck. It's really how I want politics to work. I would say the Ballers is probably the most electric and

alive feeling adaptation of The Odyssey that currently exists in popular culture. It's The Ballers and then Oh Brother, We're Out, Arthur. Those are the two. In that order. When you're drafting actors named Chris,

it has become one of the internet's favorite jokes, actors named Chris, ranking them, parsing them out. Today, we each have five picks, so we're going deep. We're going deeper than the traditional four or five. Deeper than Atlantis, dude. Chris's. We're going very deep on the topic. And David Boyd, you're going to kick us off with your first pick.

I mean, listen, my first pick, I got to take the King of New York. I'm taking Christopher Walken. Number one. Yeah. Number one. Yeah. Number one. Wow. Come on, baby. A sailor.

I think anybody who can breed that many impressions and just really doing his own thing, fucking weirdo. Yeah. Maybe involved in some crimes. You know, the first thing that comes to mind. You know what I mean? He was the first name that came to my, you know what I mean? He was the first name that came to my mind.

First round talent, Christopher Walken. You're in Pittsburgh right now, which I believe is where he and his, oh no, he's from New York. Nevermind. Nevermind. He's the king of New York.

He's the king of New York. He's from Queens. He's from Queens? For some reason, I thought he was from Pittsburgh for a second. He's a story a boy. What is that accent?

Are there other people in Queens who sound like that? Yeah, it seems like a family accent. In the house. Exactly. He got that in the house. That's not like an out... He didn't hear another guy talk like that. No, no.

He made it up. The reason I thought he was from Pittsburgh is because I think Anthony Jeselnik is the only other person I've heard who even remotely kind of talks like Christopher Walken. And he's a Pittsburgher. A Yenzer, if you will. Look, apparently, I looked it up. Apparently, his family, German and Scottish.

And he said his parents just had really thick accents. And he thinks that's what it is. So it's a house accent. Yeah. It is. It's a house wine. It's's a house accent. It is. It's a house wine. It's a radiator wine accent.

An Oscar winner for The Deer Hunter. I think the first time I ever saw him I think was in Annie Hall. Was the first movie. I remember seeing Christopher Walken because he plays her insane brother who likes getting the car accidents.

I wonder what the, I honestly. I didn't know the first time I saw him. Yeah. I can't remember. I might've, it might've been true romance. Like the first time that I remember seeing. I'll tell you the first time you remember seeing him was Wayne's World 2, I bet. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. I was going to say The Rundown, but no, you're right.'re absolutely right I was gonna say the rundown but no you're right Wayne's 22 is the first time listen a lot of guys

girlfriends are in there and even back then I was like I don't know what this is but I like it yeah this is a weird this guy moves funny

but alright I'm looking at his confidence his trivia on IMDB and I don't know how vetted this is, but it does say he worked briefly

as a lion tamer in a circus at age 15. And even if it's not true, I prefer to believe it is. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Trained dancer? I mean, his appearance in the Weapon of Choice video

was one of the seminal moments in early internet. Yeah. That's right. Where he's dancing through that hotel. He was on Natalie Wood's yacht the night she drowned. That's the one people

still have questions about. That is interesting. A lot of alleged questions. That combined with everything about his face does sort of intrigue the mind a little bit. He seems like he's been involved in murders. that combined with everything about his face does, uh, does sort of like, uh,

intrigue the mind a little bit. He seems like he's been involved in murders, even if he wasn't, you know, yacht aside, or he knows about it. He's like, he reminds like of like Snoop or somebody where somebody who made it through a bunch of stuff.

And now they're just like super stoked and old and happy and seem like they don't ever get bummed. He seems like he's just an old happy dude who's like, could have gone wrong a few times and it didn't. I'm happy about it. And he just enjoys it. Considering he won an Oscar in the late 70s, he had kind of a weird career there for a while, didn't he?

He had a big comeback later in life. He took the 80s off. Which, I think multiple took the... Which I think multiple decades long career, I think you have to do that. I think if you're up... I think if you're out

for 40 years, you got to take... You got to take 10 off and then come back big. I don't think you can... I don't think you can run consecutives. The pace doesn't seem reasonable.

Peaks and valleys. Go raise your kids or do some crazy go to Nepal for 10 years and then come back. But what happened with him? What do you mean? Like, why did he dip out? Well, what was the dip? I mean, like, I guess he was in the Dead Zone movies, right? I mean, look, here's what happened.

He won an Oscar and then he's in Heaven's Gate, which is the famous bomb, like big expensive bomb. And he was too weird to be a movie star, but he had an Oscar. And he gets funneled into like villains. Like, you know, and that he's a Bond villain. You know, he plays weirdos and villains and it just takes him a while.

I think it's Pulp Fiction that really brings him back. I know King in New York. That's like, that's a big one for him. But Pulp Fiction, that's where everyone's finally like, okay. Because King in New York That's like Oh yeah, Pulp Fiction That's a big one for him But Pulp Fiction That's where everyone's finally like Okay Oh yeah Because King of New York Is not a good movie

I love it But it's not Wait a second Wait a second Come on Yes it is You know that that's not a good movie King of New York fucking rules

It rules It rules But it's not a good movie Wow I can't wax on it Come on man Enough You would love it

That's the movie Biggie always references I've seen it Oh yeah, the black Frank White Yeah It's just been can't wax on it enough um you you would love it that's the movie biggie all these references oh yeah the black frank white yeah it's just been a while it's crazy it's crazy it's crazy lawrence fishburne's in it it's nuts you know i might watch that i got maybe i'll watch it this whatever yeah i'm gonna watch it soon throw it on king of new york christopher walken not only king of new york king of this draft. The very first Chris to get taken. David Sims, it is time for your first pick in the Chris draft.

Give me Pine. I'll take Pine. I'll take the best of the Chris's. Of the Chris's. Give me Pine. A lot of people say I look like Chris Pine. A lot of people, and this isn't just Ian that says this, a lot of people say that Ian looks exactly like Chris Pine.

It's not just Ian that says it on this show. I just want to address that up top because I don't want that to dominate the conversation. I look like Chris Pine. Pretty much exact. There are photos where you do look like Chris Pine. Joking aside. Stop that right now.

I'm serious. I'm Googling this. Knock it off. Has anyone put you side by side? There's a couple. I can't kiss you through the Zoom. Oh, that's my favorite Soulja Boy hit. Kiss me through the Zoom?

Yeah. He dropped a germ pandemic. Chris Pine, he's an LA baby, right? His dad was an actor? Sure looks like it. Or a weatherman. He's an L.A. baby, right? His dad was an actor? Sure looks like it. Or a weatherman. Yeah, he's an L.A. boy.

It was one or the other. His dad was on Chips. Yes, that's right. Was on the show Chips. Yeah. Whoa. Robert Pine. Robert Pine.

Robert Pine. Robert Pine. A lot of scotch in the morning before the Chips shoots. Talk to us about Chris Pine. Why do you think he's the best Pine? Or the best Chris? He's probably the chip shoots. Talk to us about Chris Pine. Why do you think he's the best Pine? Or the best Chris? He's probably the best Pine. He, you know,

starts out as a pretty boy. He's in that Lindsay Lohan movie. You know, they're trying to make him a little teen idol. Gets Star Trek out of nowhere. No one's interested in him being in Star Trek. Remember that?

I do. I do remember that. They got Siler to play Spock. No one's thinking in him being in Star Trek. Remember that? Like it was like, oh yeah, they got... I do remember that. They got Siler to play Spock. Like no one's thinking about him at all. And then I just feel like he pops the most in that. And he's become the guy. He's the guy of all the Chris's, the big Chris's. I'm sure other names are going to be invented.

You know, he's the guy directors actually want because he's actually talented. He can actually like, you know, bring the floor directors actually want because he's actually talented he can actually like you know bring the the floor of a movie up way way higher than a lot of those other guys he can carry it yeah he can really act he can really act i went to i remember i went to the premiere oh outlaw king no one remembers outlaw king the net Netflix movie where he plays Robert the Bruce. Oh, yeah. Robert the Bruce. Scottish war movie in which you see his dick, which everyone got very excited about. And he's got an accent and he's chopping people up with swords.

And I remember I was at the premiere and they start bringing out all these Scottish guys. They're like, all right, let's bring out the cast. And they, you know, all these guys in kilts are coming out. And I'm like, oh, this is cute. Like, oh, you know, this is nice. All these guys get their moment. And then they're like, all right, let's bring out the cast. And they, you know, all these guys in kilts are coming out. And I'm like, oh, this is cute. Like, oh, you know, this is nice. All these guys get their moment. And then they're like, and Chris Pine. And he came out and he was wearing like a shiny suit.

And everyone just like gasped. It was like, oh, right. Like some people are, some people are kind of a bigger deal. Like you can just feel it. The second they walk into a room, you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy's a movie star. I forgot about that. The movie star. He wasn't out there in the kilt walk into a room. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy's a movie star. I forgot about that.

The movie star. He wasn't out there in the kilt for easy hog access. He didn't flash the hog at the premiere. You know what? You know, because we

were all about to see it. He probably wanted to spare us. He didn't want to spoil. It was one of those things. We all saw his dick. I bet he's got a good

looking hog. We all saw his dick on like a, you know, hundred foot screen and we were like, whoa! And then like it gets hyped up and then it's on Netflix and everyone was like, I don't wear, you know, they're watching

on their phones or whatever. Like, I barely see it. You know, I think you had to be on the big screen for that. This is why Spielberg was trying to stop everything from going to streamers. You know what I mean? Just so people could really take in Chris Pine's glorious hog. Uh-huh. He's got a lot of great memes. You know what I mean? Just so people can really take in Chris Pine's glorious hog. He's got a lot of great memes. You know, him crying at the

Oscars. Him during Don't Worry Darling. Remember when he was in the middle of all that and he was just like, I'm not dealing with this. He just kind of took it easy. Yeah, he's endured. He stuck with the flip phone. He was one of those guys.

And I didn't find it obnoxious. I earnestly believe he's kind of just a weird dude who I believe does want to get into ceramics at some point. That's his vibe. Yeah. He just looks a lot of pot. Very funny and horrible bosses. He's a funny dude.

Very funny. Yeah. Without being obnoxious about it. Without being like, hey, you know me i'm i'm actually i'm a bit of a comedian like he's just now if he needs to be funny he'll be funny he doesn't come off as like look at me about all of his sort of twee this is gonna be hard for me to i don't know how i'm supposed to say this he's impossibly attractive but he's not impossibly attractive he looks like somebody I could see in Denver

or something, but he would just be the most attractive. Hey, we got hot people. Don't be like that. I know, I know, but he's not. There's some people that are like, even a couple different Chris's, where you're like, they're like Adonis's. He doesn't look ethereal to you. Right. He just looks like a normal, crazy hot dude, which, I don't know, I appreciate.

I knew I wasn't going to say it right. Here's something I know. The OC. You guys all know. I appreciate it. I knew I was going to say it right. Here's something I know. The OC. You guys all know the OC. Of course I do. They don't, but I do. He was considered for Ryan Atwood. He should have got it. He had terrible, terrible acne

and they didn't give him the part mostly because of that. The showrunner later admitted. And then Chris Pinus said he went on Accutane. He had to fix his skin. Wow. Because he wasn't getting parts. If he would have been Ryan Atwood, it would have... No shade on

the original? Well, a little bit. Because he didn't really do much for me. He was so bland. And he was the crux of the show. It would have been so much to anchor if it was Chris Pine. What are his best movies? Huh? Chris Pine. Pines his best movies? Chris Pine. Pines? Yeah. Alright, so Hell or High Water.

Oscar nominated. Yeah, him and Ben Foster, right? That was fantastic. That's a great movie. Doing everything he needs to do in the Wonder Woman movies. I love him in Dungeons and Dragons this year. Had a great time with him in that. Into the Woods, he's the best part of that movie.

Well, we'll agree to disagree about that. Well, go ahead. Who do you think is the best part of Into the Woods? It's not like a great movie. Obviously, it's James Corden. Well, of course, of course. I'm so sorry. He's in Captain America.

Am I wrong? Or is he in Winter Soldier? I thought he was in one of them that's the other Chris no no I know I'm thinking of a different Chris no I'm not I don't think he's Captain America I thought he was the pilot in is that Wonder Woman am I mixing them up it's Wonder Woman that's Wonder Woman sorry that was my fault

and I've always thought highly underrated film The Finest Hours, Boat Rescue movie with Casey Affleck, also Ben Foster, great movie. Ben Foster can get it, man. Yeah, he's crazy. Feels like we're waiting on that next big,

that next big Chris Pine thing. I feel like it hasn't quite. Oh, yeah. It feels like we need that big, we need another big movie star Chris Pine roll. And it wasn't all the old knives, even though maybe he wanted it to be. But it does feel

like we're waiting on that next big thing. He'll get it. He's hitting all these singles. He's hitting singles. It's time for a home run. He hits all the singles. But goddamn is the man gorgeous. Sean Jordan. Playing Moneyball. He could have played Moneyball ball it's a numbers game

he does feel like a Brad Pitt the heir to Brad Pitt's throne a little bit but he might be too old got the Redford energy yeah but he might be too close Brad Pitt might just keep getting those roles

just thanks to modern medicine. You know what I mean? Of course. Sean Jordan, time for your first pick. So the first thing that popped in my head, Christopher Walken, and now I'm torn on two Chrises. I'm trying to get a read on you

because you're next. I know. I'm just trying to, because there's one that I think I can probably get in the second round, maybe even third. Um, but I'd like to, well,

all right, I'm going to pick for me, the super actor, Chris, Chris Evans. That's my favorite. Chris, uh,

to me, I, yeah, not another teen movie. And I don't, he doesn't, he's not been record saying he doesn't like that movie. That movie to me is one of the funniest it is so goddamn funny that movie and he is so funny in it he is

perfect in that movie and it's almost just for that because he's he was in this movie called London which is one of the only other ones I know and then he started doing the Avengers stuff and he hasn't really had too much of a chance for a bunch of other things. But I think he's great. Also very funny in Scott Pilgrim. Very funny in Scott Pilgrim. God, he's funny.

He's so funny in Scott Pilgrim because he plays what everybody, just that loser skater, that loser jock skateboarder guy who says the wrong names of tricks. Like how people who don't skateboard be like, I'm going to dollie mctwist 50 50 kickflip 5000 christ air 900 he that's how he talks in that movie and it rules and he does the mall grab and everything i think he's hilarious obviously he's gorgeous i think he's a really good actor snow piercer rules that movie is

i never saw snow piercer you gotta watch snow piercer dude I never saw Snowpiercer. You gotta watch Snowpiercer, dude. You would like it. You love eating bugs, and that's the thing that happens in that movie. I did beer bong a silverfish one time, so yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he did get kind of swallowed up by the Marvel movies. That's the problem.

It's the trap. I haven't heard from him lately. He wore a glorious sweater. Just a glorious sweater just a glorious sweater and knives out and he was great in knives out yeah oh yeah he really was that's that last scene with him and honored armistice was fantastic at the diner and then he was in and then like again another much like our previous chris who did all the old knives he did the gray man you know which is the villain he's the villain and the gray. Stuck with the Russo brothers, I guess who we worked with in the Marvel movies, right?

Yeah. But that just feels, those movies feel, to steal a phrase from Blank Check, equally like they don't exist. All the old knives in The Gray Man. They're vapor. They just,

and he did that movie Ghosted this year and it's another one where you're like, this isn't real. This is like a fake movie that someone sees in a movie. Yeah. Right.

It's just a poster in another movie. For me, honestly, it's not another teen movie. That was almost enough to kill. I like that movie. That's a good movie. Damn near informed my, like, when I started thinking things were, like, inside jokes were funny and, like, little lines were funny. That is the movie that's responsible for it. And I also like the,

I love all the Avengers movies. Give them, give me all you got. It's not a, not a shared opinion on this particular podcast, but, uh, yeah,

I, I love them all. Throw them at me. So yeah, Chris Evans, sunshine. I want to shout him on sunshine. Oh yeah.

That, that Danny Boyle movie. That was really, you're right. That was fantastic. That had, um, uh,

who's the guy who's the Maori dude that plays like every race. Who's that guy? Yeah. Yeah. He was in that too. He's fantastic. Who's the guy, who's the Maori dude that plays like every race? Kurt Curtis. He was in that too. He's fantastic. Well, you would think, I mean, going back to Ghosted, you would think of a movie came out like with Chris Evans and Anna de Armas who are like, I mean, two of our especially Anna de Armas who I guess we just

keep waiting for her to like hit in something that everyone wants to see again. Because she's just so fantastic. But it's just weird that those two could be in a movie and it's like it didn't happen. But I guess fucking that's what happens with stuff comes out on Apple.

You just took your time and set it slow. You're right. Chris Evans. All right. It's coming to me for back-to-back picks. I know. See're right. Chris Evans. All right. Yeah. It's coming to me for back-to-back picks. I know.

See, I'm nervous now. What are you nervous about? Dude, nuclear war. I saw Oppenheimer last night. All right. I'm going to go with my first pick. I'm going to take,

I'm taking Batman. I'm taking Christian Bale. Yeah, yeah. Chris Bale Chris Bale, dude I was wondering if he counted I didn't think he was going to get out of the first He was my second first choice I think that's a Chris I think there's probably directors who call him Chris Bale

We're going to get weirder with the Chris's a little bit later I mean The Christopher Nolan Batman movies, of course American Psycho. He himself is a psycho. He himself is the kind of dude who will put himself through insane physical transformations to play a role in a movie. I enjoy that insane dedication to the craft. A little something, a little Easter egg.

In Rules of Attraction, James Van Der Beek's character is named Sean Bateman. And he's on the phone at one point in the movie with his brother Patrick. That's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Oh. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's just a little fun thing. You might have told me that.

You probably told me that. But this is a dude who's been at it working heavy since he was like a teenager. Well, you're a Newsies guy. I'm a big Newsies guy, dude. And not only that, I'm a Swing Kids guy dude Alright Swing High Does he like not

Acknowledge Newsies Or he didn't like it Or something like that He apparently He did not know It was a musical When he signed up to it Until he got there

Right Like until he got there He didn't know that Honestly same Yeah Awesome Is it Dan is this

Is this a story Is that a valid story I have heard that before. I mean, I don't like, I wasn't there, but I've definitely heard that before. Oh, he's in the Spielberg movie when he's a kid. Empire of the Sun. Empire of the Sun. He's great in that. He is great in that.

Little Women, he was a great teen actor. He was super good. And then he was a great grown-up actor, and it was pretty much like right away. He just shifted. I mean, since Empire of the Sun, I mean, like yeah newsies swing kids which they showed us in school little women like you said he was a voice in pocahontas uh wait who was he in pocahontas thomas oh i don't know who that was uh velvet goldmineo, fucking your boy Captain Corelli and his mandolin.

They made a movie about it and he was in there. What was that movie where he was the general in South Dakota? Hostiles? Yes. That movie was intense, dude.

That's a good... Rain of Fire? That movie is nasty. Nasty. Yeah, Rain of Fire. The Machinist? He's always losing weight and gaining weight.

He was always, you know, getting skinny and then getting really big. He was in the motherfucking Prestige, dude. This guy keeps... Prestige is off the rack. The fighter.

That movie is so dang. I mean, my boy can act. The big short, you know, he's out here. He played Moses? That movie's crazy. Exodus, Gods and Kings? Oh, yeah.

Is it true that he got Batman? He auditioned for Batman on the set of The Machinists? Is that true? I think he's coming off The Machinists for sure. Yeah, that was, you know. Like, so he was still all little when he got Batman. And then when he's Batman, he is yoked. Yeah, he's a beef castle.

His, his boobs are gigantic. They just like two little throw pillows, like big ass couch, throw pillows on them. And then let me just throw out. Finally, the,

the cherry on the top. If, especially if, if we got a couple of dads on this podcast right now, two year old dads, maybe find yourself sitting in a, in a, in a,

in a leather Barker lounger with a, with like a glass, maybe some scotch and one of those like whiskey stones that you keep in your with a glass, maybe some scotch, and one of those whiskey stones that you keep in your freezer to not dilute the scotch. And then you watch Ford vs. Ferrari starring Christian Bale.

Yeah, that movie was fun. That's a dad old time. He's just secretly, I know he's not a traditional Chris, but I do think secretly, of all the Chris's in the running, and he's a little older than them, I mean, nobody's having a better career than him.

I think he's a Chris. Oh, I got some older Chris's coming up. I'm going to go ahead and take I think the Chris I would want to hang out with the most for a lost weekend. And I'm going to the core group of Chris. I'm taking Hemsworth,

baby. There you go. The big Adonis, Chris. The last of the big four. Let me sink my teeth into that lat and just go along for a ride like a remora on a shark. He's not even going to notice me. You want to talk about a funny hot dude. Chris Hemsworth is hilarious. He carries that like Thor Ragnarok. That movie's

so goddamn funny. Also Cabin in the Woods. My God, is he funny. He's fucking hilarious. We worked with him A couple times On the Late Late Show And that is Talk about like The temperature

In a room changing When somebody walks Into a room That dude Sexy Yeah your heart start You just start Heating up a little bit

He's just fucking Perfect looking I know He's just so beautiful Like his face like It like calms He's charming It calms you down And excites you At the same time Did you touch him Unnecessarily Where you're like I know. He's just so beautiful. Like his face, like it like comes charming.

It calms you down and excites you at the same time. Did you touch him unnecessarily? We're like, Oh, Hey Chris, I tried to get a hand on that on that massive back. I would do. Hey man,

how you doing? Just tap his lower back real quickly. Yeah. Thanks for coming. It felt like you were touching a confident horse. You know what I mean? Like, like a Clydesdale. Yeah yeah just like not a nervous horse just like a horse who was completely in its element it was fine that you were those horses

that only drinks beer yeah yeah one of those ones i think his ceiling as an act he's funny i think maybe you're not gonna want to put chris heemsworth he's probably not ever going to win an Oscar but I don't know why we would ever ask him to. You never know though that weird shit like that can happen man is he too tall and attractive he's just too gorgeous he's tall that's for sure

but I mean Extraction is a fun movie and they made two of them I did see Extraction he's another guy who got stuck in the Marvel movies but at least he got to have fun they did different stuff in those Thor movies yeah

they're getting weird with all those Marvel movies weird premises he's very funny in Ghostbusters Rush Rules Black Hat could have been better Rush fucking rules man if people haven't seen is that the, man. That's a great, if people haven't seen Rush.

Is that the racing movie? It's a racing movie, yeah. With that, with that like German actor who always seems a little charming and scary at the same time. Daniel Bruhl. Yeah, Daniel Bruhl.

That's the guy's name. True story, right? Playing Nicky Lauda, that guy who burned up in the fire. True story. Nicky Lauda, James Hunt. No, that movie, that's a great sports movie.

I love Rush. So I got Hemsworth off the board, baby. Cool. Sean Jordan. Time to take another Chris. Chris Farley. Absolutely.

Sure. Yeah, yeah. I didn't think, I thought I could probably get him second round, but I was just nervous because I just, it just,

he's just so perfect. He was so good. Just so good. He was, man. He was so good Just so good He was man He really was That was a very spooky He was so perfect You sounded like someone who used to be a Nazi

Like looking at a Looking at a snow globe Oh we almost No I can't what am I doing So anyway Obviously I'm the right age For that to just hit Oh, we almost... No, I can't. What am I doing? So anyway. Yeah, I mean, obviously, I'm the right age for that to just hit every single thing he did. It hit me like a ton of bricks.

It was the funniest stuff I could imagine at that time. All still holds up, by the way. All still funny. I was working with Norm MacDonald and Kevin Farley one time at a comedy club and I just sat in the green room and they were just telling stories about Chris Farley

and it was crazy. I was just sitting there like, man, this is like, you know, real, just whatever, stories about a Saturday

one time where they were all just together, you know, random shit. That was amazing. Like one of those cool things as a comedian

where you're like, man, not a lot of people get to hear this stuff. Only really did a few movies. Was only able to do you're like, man, not a lot of people get to hear this stuff. Only really did a few movies. Was only able to do a few movies. Yeah. I loved him in Airheads.

In those little, like, he was in Wayne's World. Yeah, in Wayne's World. He's one of the best all the way through Detroit back to Chicago. He's funny in both of those. Oh my god, he's funny. They put him on that 90s SNL where they operated

like bringing a baseball prospect up to the major leagues where it's like, we're going to let you get a couple. We're going to bring you up for a cup of coffee. See how you do. See how you handle the pressure.

We're going to put you in a couple scenes in Wayne's World. You're in a couple more scenes in Coneheads. You're in a couple more, you know, like in Airheads. Right. And it's like, and it's all right, you start getting your reps in Wayne's World. You're in a couple more scenes in Coneheads. You're in a couple more, you know, like in Airheads. Right, right. And it's like, and it's alright, you start getting your reps in. You start getting your reps in.

And then all of a sudden, it's like, alright, what's like, what's the you movie? And then like fucking Tommy Boy dude. Yeah. And then they're like, let's run that back exact same thing. Yeah. Black Sheep. Bam. Call the same play again. Not quite as good. Tommy Boy 2. Black Sheep. And let's leave off the again. Not quite as good. Tommy Boy 2.

Black Sheep. And let's leave off the Tommy Boy 2. Like you were playing Madden with Randy Moss. And you're just like, all right. Like straight line right down the field. Just put it in the end. See if it comes down with it. Fantastic.

Yeah, man. Yeah. Just great. I mean, you know, all the SNL stuff. He was just so, so awesome. Yeah. He was fantastic. Rest so awesome. Yeah. He was fantastic. Rest in peace.

Sims. Rock. Chris. Rock. I'm taking Chris Rock. Damn. Yeah. Now, you know, obviously, as an actor, you know, it's a mixed bag.

But I think I want him. I just want Rock. And he's got a long career. Yeah, he does. He's got a long Hollywood career. There's a lot of good stuff in there. When he shows up, he shows up. CB4 is amazing. CB4 is so

good. I'm going to get you, sucka. Was it Metro? Was that Eddie Murphy? No, that's Eddie Murphy. No, I know that. Wasn't he in New Jack City? Which one is he in? New Jack City. New Jack City. Yeah, I know that. Wasn't he... It was in New Jack City. Which one is he? New Jack City. New Jack City. Where he's pooky.

The crackhead. Yeah. I swear to God, he had a role in Metro that I liked, though, too. Anyway, yeah. First the Fat Boys break up and now this?

Like, come on. Are you thinking of Lethal Weapon 4? Because he's kind of just like... No, he's the brother. He's like the son-in-law in that, right? Yeah, Butters.

Yeah. Well, he's in I'm Gonna Get You, son-in-law in that, right? Yeah, Butters. Yeah, Butters. I'm going to get you, sucker. Boomerang, New Jack City, CB4. I mean, this is back in the 80s, his career started, you know? And then, yeah, don't forget, no sex in the champagne room. I did forget about no sex in the champagne room. I completely forgot about that. I mean, that shit was hilarious.

On the radio? Yeah, man. That was like one of those sunshine, like don't forget to wear sunscreen parodies, right? Yeah, that's absolutely what it was. There's absolutely, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.

Ever. Yeah. Oh, so rad. I'm looking. Yeah, his bad company, head of state. I'm looking at his early 2000s movie star career. I think I love my wife. Yeah, and look at top five, too.

Top five was fantastic. Top five is fun you know grown ups down to earth was fun down to earth was fun him and Rodina Hall is that who it was yeah yeah that was fun rom-com well rom-com for you yeah he was doing those hey these

movies don't have to be great for you to have a good time Adam you know like he was doing that which is kind of like a stand up model oh for sure it's a Sandler move it. You know, like he was doing that, which is kind of like a stand-up model. Oh, for sure. It's a Sandler move. It's a Sandler move. He always, I think like, I don't know.

I mean, it's good. He did that Broadway show. I forget the one that he did. Yeah, I remember. Motherfucker with the Hat. Yeah, that was before Top 5 and stuff like that, where I think he showed people, he's like, oh, I'm capable of doing more than just head of state, for example.

But then he pursued that in the movies and was never able to, I think, capture that in the movie form, right? He was also on that weird season of Fargo. That's the thing, he tries stuff. He does a season of Fargo. He did a Saw spinoff. Yeah, he did. That's the thing. He tries stuff. He does a season of Fargo. He did a Saw spinoff.

Yeah, he did. That's right. The detective. He'll just give shit a shot. The serious detective in the Saw. That's right. Yeah. I appreciate him. I think he's, but because of that, I think he's going to hit one of these. He's going to take a chance on

one of these small budget movies and he's going to do it. And then all of a sudden we're going to be like, he ain't going anywhere. Yeah. And I don't know if you guys know this, but he actually, he's also like a standup comedian. And like he's done all right. Oh, once the strike started, he like started going to open mics and stuff like that. Yeah, a lot of people started doing that. There's a lot of actors doing that right now.

It's tough out here for us real comedians, you know? Yeah. Oh, Dolomite is my name. That was another... God, that movie ruled, man. That movie was fun. That was really good. Yeah.

Yeah, Chris Rock, man. He's out here. Hell yeah. David Borey. You have Christopher Walken. Feels like we're getting interesting now. Yeah. I got to take this guy just for the sheer size of it.

I mean, if you want everything in a career, you want every kind of thing. I got to take my man, Shooter McGavin, Christopher McDonald. Oh, really? Come on, bro. My man was in everything He's a great character actor for sure Second round pick, Christopher McDonald

Oh yeah The Skulls, Happy Gilmore, what else do you think? I love it Requiem for a Dream, Thelma and Louise He was in fucking Grease, Flubber, The Iron Giant What can he do? What can't he do? He's good in The Iron Giant

That's funny Bro, he can do anything. Boardwalk Empire. Wasn't he with Chris and Flemming? He's done like 5 million TV shows. What a show. He's done everything and a shitload of everything. Not even like, talk about a guy who never took a decade off.

Just stayed working this whole time. One of the most recognizable faces, I think, in the Lance. Like, everybody sees his face and knows who he is. He has a great, great face. Who is that guy? You know what I mean? Just really, yeah, I love the guy, man. He looks like old Hollywood.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shooter's turn. Oh, dude. I think Mr. Gilmore made that shot no more than an hour ago. Also, I mean, just absolutely fantastic playing basically a Jerry Jones stand-in on Ballers. On Ballers.

Yeah. If we want to take it back to Ballers. Come on. He is a taller. He's a movieers, come on. He is a taller, he's a movie star, Jerry Jones. He's just a movie star, Jerry Jones.

Didn't always bring it back to Ballers. Yes. I'm glad he went. I didn't think he would go top 10, but really, yeah, but here he is. I love him.

I love Chris's that had to go top. And then the rest to me is like the wild West. I don't know what's going on. All my, all my, really my top five kind of are already gone. So all the rest of these, I'm shooting. I'm coming from the heart. He was in the house, Bunny. This guy is working.

I bet he has a beautiful house here in LA. He must. And I bet he gets about 815 residual checks every month that range anywhere from $12,000 to 33 cents. And he just sent them all to the accountant, baby. He ain't hurting. He was in one of George Clooney's best movies, The Perfect Storm.

Great movie. Great movie. Character actor, Perfect Storm. That's what that is. Yeah. Storm. Great movie. Character actor, Perfect Storm. That's what that is. Yeah.

That movie is a good Perfect Storm. John C. Reilly. Bill Fickner. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. She's there. She's on the horn. That name is an extravaganza.

It's one of the best names to say. It's one of the best names to say. One of the best names. It's like Mary Elizabeth, and you're like, okay, so we're in for a letdown with this last name here. No, no. Master Antonio. Master Antonio. And then that one weird little crunch berry in the Captain Crunch of that movie, Diane Lane.

Diane Lane. Stick it out. Going for it. Interesting. Going for it. Interesting. Going for it with the accent. Christopher McDonald. All right, shoot him a Gavin. Love it.

Love it. And your third pick, David. Taking another old, old man, but another career that's been all over the place. What you remember before you love. I love an eccentric, kind of goofy looking guy. I'm taking Christopher Lloyd. Oh, damn it.

Chris Lloyd. Chris Lloyd, baby. Come on, man. Another guy really can do it all. Really can do it. Back to the Future, Taxi, Piranha 3D. My man, I think he was also in Hey Arnold. It's another one of those things where it goes everywhere.

You know what I mean? He's on a PBS kids show and always delighted when he walks in. When do you ever see Christopher Lloyd in your life? And then, of course, Doc Brown. I mean, come on. In this man. In itself. We have an argument for get old early and stay there.

Him and Sam Jackson both really are proof of like, just get in that pot. Like, you don't have to look 25 forever. Yeah. Look 62 for all of a time. I think he was 62 at 41, and now he looks 62, and he's probably 100. Like, I don't know how old he is. He's 84.

Yeah. Yo, he's... Bro, he's got it. He's got it. You really can't be mad at Christopher Lloyd. Just charming as all get out. His very first movie was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Come on. That's how he came in the game. He's good. Yeah. And he's like really good. Showed up, uh, showed up,

showed out. Yeah, man. Christopher Lloyd. Just, I mean, like what a character there's probably not going to be a more, I mean,

I know Marvel heads would say like captain America or Thor or whatever, but Marvel heads, Marvel heads, Marvel had revisited, dude. I think there's probably not a more iconic character that you're going to get in this entire draft than Doc Brown. I mean, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd say that. Yeah. So fun. Great voice on him. Great voice on Christopher Lloyd. Clue. Yeah.

That's one of Laura's all-time go-tos is Clue Clue? Yeah. That's one of Laura's all-time go-tos is Clue. Really? Yep. You know what else he rules in where he really leans into his eccentricities is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He's amazing. With Judge Doom in that thing,

he was terrifying. When he murders that cartoon, when he just murders it, he puts him in the dip. You don't realize when you're a kid, he's like executing that thing in front of everybody. He's also doing that shit in between Back to the Future movies. So it's like, oh, who's this lovable,

eccentric scientist in this movie who I, as a child, like I'm getting to spend time with? I love this guy. Oh, let's go see this fun movie about a cartoon. And oh no, Doc Brown just movie about a cartoon. And oh no, Doc Brown just like murdered a cartoon. Yeah. Isn't it about, isn't that movie about the fucking tire business in

LA or something like that? The electric car. The electric car, yeah. Yeah. Which I didn't, right, I didn't realize that, oh wait, never mind, we weren't talking about Roger Rabbit anymore. I got lost. No, we were, we were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were. Yeah, I was like, that was a movie to like an ad for the car industry, right?

Because the rail was like putting out. We just said. That's what you just said. Yeah. Yeah. I got confused for a second. It's okay, man. David, David, Ian Isaac, sometimes I need to go over things twice in my head.

You're sitting next to a Muse poster, man. It's 2023 and you're 41. Yeah, you're all right. I'm going to bring that poster home with me. Imagine you've had a couple drinks this weekend. You don't even want to get started on what I've done this weekend. Yeah, boy.

But yeah, Christopher Lloyd, man. That's who I wanted. That's who I wanted. Yeah, it's a good... When I was looking, because I tried to like... I was like, all right, I want like a lot of experience on this list. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It is... I have to... I just got a notification that... So keep going. But I just got a notification. I have to call my bank, basically. Where somebody tried to do a wire transfer that I didn't...

Oh, did they? Oh, but wait a minute. Is this? Yeah, so I got to call this. We were just it's the Libyans, man, because we were just talking about Christopher Lloyd. Well, you know what? Why don't we, as I dig into this for one second, why don't we take another short break? Welcome back to All Financier. Everything already in progress. David Boyd, just

a Christopher Lloyd treasured character actor. And now we're on to David Sims and his third pick, David. I'm going to take Christopher Christopher, treasure character actor. And now we're on to David Sims and his third pick, David. I'm going to take Christopher Christopher, Sir Christopher Lee. Esteemed British master of

horror and genre film. Late in life, blockbuster king in like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars and stuff, but he's a legend. and Star Wars and stuff but he's a legend not a living legend but he is a legend Christopher Lee

scary looking he looks like a vampire he kind of looks like a vampire and then he famously played one yeah I get it OG Wicker Man too the original I love that mix I get it. OG Wicker Man 2, the original. I love that mix, too. Yeah.

I feel it may be hard to secure your release. I keep trying. I keep trying. I keep trying, my plumber. And it just ain't happening. You say that when you're jacking off after hitting the bottle a little too hard, right? I feel like it may be hard to secure your release, my friends. We may tackle this in the morning.

What is... So, I only really know Christopher Lee from Star Wars and from The Lord of the Rings. Mostly from The Lord of the Rings. What... Count Dooku, baby. What's the Christopher Lee go back and watch these movies? What's the Christopher Lee, go back and watch these movies. What's the playbook? So the Hammer horror films of the 50s and 60s, his first Dracula movie.

He played the monsters. He was the monster guy. So he played Frankenstein. He played Dracula. He played the mummy. Check all those out, at least one of each of those. Wicker Man, obviously, already shouted out. Probably his best, coolest villain role.

And then, yeah, just like all those Tim Burton movies he did late in life. Playing weird gravel voice creeps. Lord of the Rings. Weird gravel voice creeps. That's who Dave was at the Soho house with. He did two death metal albums when he was like in his 80s. What? Just like, yeah.

He did not. He did. He did. You can check him out. That's dope. That is dope. Because he's got this crazy voice. My mom interviewed him once long ago,

said he was the classiest man she ever interviewed. Wow. Really? A gentleman. He was a secret agent for the British Air Force during World War II. He kind of did it all. Wow. He was a secret agent For the British Air Force During World War II

He kind of did it all Wow He was a secret agent? Yeah He was an intelligence officer He was a secret agent And played a Bond villain Yes

He was Scaramanga He was the man with the golden gun He's Scaramanga He's got three nipples Yeah The most villainous Bond move ever Having three nipples He was also in

The Three Musketeers And then also in The Three Musketeers, and then the sequel, The Four Musketeers, Milady's Revenge. Uh-huh. Wait, is that real? Yeah. I mean, when you got a title that good, you gotta make the movie.

I thought it was a porno parody. Milady's Revenge. Milady's Revenge. Milady's Revenge. I mean, this dude, when you talk about someone who worked in horror movies and has as long of a career He was in something called Meat Cleaver Massacre

There we go Haven't seen but I'll check it out Anything about Massacre though like Slumber Party Massacre Like Valentine's Day Massacre He was in So Sean I didn't know you named most of your albums Off of Christopher Lee movies Cause he was also in Nothing But The Night,

The Creeping Flesh, Dude, what are you doing? The Devil's Daffodil, My Whole Back Tattoo, The House That Dripped Blood. Uh-huh. Oh my God, dude. I was going to do it

The Apartment That Dripped Blood, but everyone's like, just call it The House. It doesn't matter where you grew up. Taste the Blood of Dracula, Scream and Scream Again, and then finally The Album of Rocks. Scream and Scream Again is good. Is that actually good? Scream and Scream Again? And then finally The Oblong Box.

Scream and Scream Again is good. Is that actually good? Yeah, that's a good horror movie. Hammer horror movie. Someone getting dipped in acid, I think,

in that one. It's fun. All these Chris's dipping people in acid out here. Gotta do it. Sir Christopher Lee. Sean Jordan.

Sir Sean Patrick Jordan. Time for your third pick. I'm gonna go ahead and stick in the SNL world and I'm going to pick my girl Chris Wigg. Okay. Can I do that? I'm for it. Kristen.

David, I'm going to leave it up to you. You could do it if you... I mean, Kristen, I guess that's Chris. They're the same origin of name. It's like a Chris Jenner kind of thing, right? Doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to. We got plenty of moves. I'm not mad at it because

I've never called him Christian Bale or Chris Bale. I've known people who shortened Chris to Chris. Someone at a lunch has called him Chris Bale. It's like, we've got Chris Bale, we've got Ben Foster, we've got, you know, they're good to go. We've got a go project. You don't think anybody's ever called Kristen Chris though?

I've known Kristen's who go by Chris Isaac? I was gonna ask Isaac too it doesn't have to work it doesn't have to I think it counts alright, Chris Wigg it's all the same thing

it means follower of Christ Kristen, it's all the same thing. It means follower of Christ. Christian. Chris. Kristen. It's all the same thing. Christine. Chrissy. It all works. Kristen Wiig. Yeah, Kristen Wiig.

Kristen Wiig. Go. See, now I feel like I got to defend myself. You do. Go. No, I don't. Yes, you do. She fucking...

Everybody knows Kristen Wiig rules, dude. Come on. If you... Listen, if you bring a savory... If somebody asks you to, listen, if you bring a if you bring a savory, if you're somebody asks you to bring a dessert and you bring something savory and you're like, we're going to eat it after the meal.

I might enjoy it, but you got to explain it. Well, bridesmaids, it's awesome. She's funny in date night. She's funny in wet hot American summer. Every single thing she does is fantastic.

She's good in the Martian. She can get serious for you. You don't like the Martian. I do. I enjoyed it. They're on Mars. I find Matt Danam endlessly charming. I think that movie

is ridiculously good. It's funny because it's just one of those... I don't know. She's very fun, very serious in it, but she's also... Bridesmaids is enough. I mean, kind of the same way that I did Chris Evans with Not Another Teen Movie.

Bridesmaids in itself is enough for me. Big hit. Yeah. I've never seen like the Skeleton Twins or any of her. Oh, I saw that movie with, what's his name? Yeah, it's all right. With Hayter. Yeah, with Hayter.

It's all right. Yeah, it's all right Hater Yeah with Hater It's alright Yeah it's alright I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever Seen that I liked Barb and the Star Go to Vista Del Mar I thought that was like Pure movie rule

That was So sneaky funny I didn't I did not think I was Gonna like it honestly At all I thought it was gonna be Way too goofy

But It was goofy And like Perfect amount of goofy Um Ghostbusters You know goofy. Ghostbusters, you know, the new Ghostbusters was good. Fun and Sausage Party. Did you ever watch Sausage Party? I never did.

That's another one where I was like, I don't think it's going to be that crazy. It is and it's she plays like the love interest in it. So it's pretty funny. She's been like in all her

attempts to work with like really good directors and stuff have all I think she's been unfortunate that they've all kind of been like misses for those directors because she was in like downsizing yeah that was not great you know and then she was in Mother

you know so she like like worked with you know know, Alexander Payne and she worked with what's the dude who directed Mother? Darren Aronofsky. Darren Aronofsky, which I mean he's got mostly weird movies, but like you know, she's been

she's done these big movies, but it's been they've been kind of like whiffs by those directors. I don't know how I've spaced on MacGruber, the movie and the show. Did you watch the show? I didn't. I didn't. God damn. It's good. I can't remember if it's the movie or the show. I think it's the movie

where she has, where she sings that horrible song. It's just horrible. It just rhymes and she's actually a really good singer, but it's such anyone you know I'm talking about? She just is doing like stream of consciousness like freestyle singing almost it's so bad but anyway it's one of the funniest scenes in the movie i just can't remember if it's the movie or the show i think the movie but yeah she rules in mcgruber and iconic snl yeah yep and iconic snl

time for my third and fourth picks and speaking of of icons, I'm going to take Christopher Plummer and go ahead and plug my man right in here. Just a fantastic actor. He, an Academy Award, two Tony Awards, several primetime Emmys, BAFTAs.

Yes, I am reading his Wikipedia right now. BAFTAs, dude. BAFTAs. You say BAFTA like that sometimes though? When you talk about BAFTAs, that's what you do. BAFTAs, dude. You say BAFTA like that sometimes, though. When you talk about BAFTAs, that's what you do. BAFTAs. You talk about you.

One of the great Canadians. Shout out to super producer Marissa. But I mean, all the way from the sound of music to Knives Out at the end of his career, the man has just been classy and fantastic in everything, Every project he's taken on. I just really enjoy it. The man was in Rock-A-Doodle. Come on.

Yeah, dude. He was in fucking Rock-A-Doodle. Started at Drive-In. Nice. I saw it at Slumber Party. Nice. I love that one. Fantastic in The Insider. Yes. Maybe his best ever. Yeah. Just so good on that. And then Inside Man as

well god that movie all over the place that movie's got me Beginners what Inside Man yeah it's so good it's so good dude Beginners that's his Oscar yeah Beginners is his Oscar he's really good in that when they shot all the money in the

world with Kevin Spacey and then they had to remove him. There's a fly on my camera that's disgusting. I'm sorry. They brought Christopher, they removed all those scenes and reshot them with Christopher Plummer playing the same role and got it all done in two or three weeks. He's a hustler.

Yeah, he's got it. Yeah. Baron Von Trapp. And then for my fourth pick, I'm going to take... I'm sticking with the Oscar winner theme here. And I'm taking a man who got two in one decade. I'm taking Christoph Waltz.

Damn it! Oh, yeah. See, what a fool. What a fool. I thought I could get him later. What a fool. What a dumb fool. What an ugly. I thought I could get him later. What a fool. What a dumb fool.

What an ugly fool I've become. Unpleasant. Just unpleasant. Chris Waltz. Just an ugly buffoon of a man is what I've become. You're a silly, throwaway, unimportant, feeble. Everything I have is ill-gotten. Yeah.

No, man. Chris Waltz, for days. He, I mean, like, what more do you have to say? Our introduction to him, for me anyway, obviously most people, was the milk scene. I mean, that tense. Fucking A. Tension in that scene is crazy because you know

what's gonna fucking happen and it's just so nuts. Unless you were watching like German art house movies, I guess I feel like you didn't really know who Christoph Waltz was. Because he was around, right?

Like he wasn't like new in Inglourious Basterds. That's just when we found out about him. I think America, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, we, dude. Fucking Hans Landa. Amazing. We're doing my album names again? Hans Landa, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, we, dude. Fucking Hans Landa.

Amazing. We're doing my album names again? Hans Landa, dude. Yeah. He was so fucking scary and, like, funny and ridiculous and, like, captured how scary and silly and at the same time silly the Nazis were

pulling out that gigantic pipe. Still him, Still him laughing when the inglorious bastards are in there pretending to be Italian and he makes them keep going through. One more time. He knows but he's so delighted

at the attempt of the whole thing. I don't know. He's just such a perfect character. He's great as Dr. King Schultz, that's a perfect character. He's great as a Dr. King Schultz and Django Unchained. He's great. It's Blofeld in the,

uh, Bond movies. I just love Christoph Waltz, man. Thank you. Hell yeah. Yeah. All right.

And who can forget water for elephants? Sean Jordan. Possible, possible to forget. Sean, time for your fourth pick. I'm going to go. I'm just going to go from the hip here. I'm going to say Chris Cooper.

Damn it. I thought I could get him. Oscar winners are just going. They're going. I really like a Chris Cooper. Oh, yeah. Come on. More on the character actor side, but he's just so good man like you

i don't know every everything he's in like the town pops into my head right away but he's just such a american beauty man adaptation he's such a oh he's so gnarly in american beauty he just me myself and irene oh he's funny in that wait who's who is he in Me, Myself, and Irene? I'm forgetting him. He's the detective. Why is that not coming into my mind at all? Well, damn. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you're right. Or Lieutenant.

Sorry. I just can't remember him for some reason. He's like the third guy in it, basically. I mean, I guess Carrie's the first three guys in it. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Just love him, man.

You know, the patriot. You want to dive into the hangover movies? I love your movies. It. Just love him, man. You know, the Patriot. You want to dive into the hangover movies? I know that's one of your movies. It's one of my movies. Socks because Mel Gibson's such a bummer. But that movie,

man, what do you do? The Bourne movies. I think he's in all the Bourne movies. Or no, he gets killed in the first one. Sorry to wreck the Bourne movies for you. But yeah,

he's good in the Bourne identity. Sorry, you guys are going to have a Bourne marathon tomorrow. Blowing Treadstone's cover here. There we go. And obviously, Breast Men. What? I'm just kidding.

That's a TV movie that I just saw that he was in that sounds hilarious. I don't know what that is. I can't imagine that that's a good movie. But yeah, man, I just love it. Chris Cooper. I mean, the town pops in. That's the one thing that pops right in my head when I think of Chris Cooper.

But he's just, he's just fun. Been around the block. Got a big, big old decorated belt. Just a fun, just a fun Chris. He's fantastic.

In adaptation, just his face is employed so well. He looked, because he looks like a, like a swamp possum. He does. You know what I mean? Like, his face just in general, he kind of looks like a swamp possum. He does. You know what I mean?

His face just in general, he kind of looks like a swamp possum like in every movie. He's like squinty and weathered. Someone like Chris Cooper, the first thing you do is Google young Chris Cooper and then you're like,

oh, okay. Hold on. I haven't done that before. Everybody who's kind of cashed out looking a little bit or whatever, he's got his eyelid skin looks real thin and pink. He's that kind of cashed out.

You look up a young person, you're like, yeah, they were all attractive. Image not found. Same thing with Harvey Keitel. The internet couldn't do it. Young Harvey Keitel, too, where you're like, okay. All right. If you say young Harvey Keitel three times, the door to hell opens. So we got to be careful because that's true.

And it vacuums you down. A door to the mean streets. He was pretty handsome when he was younger. Look at that. Yes. Yeah. They all were, man. That means at some point he had that,

there was that realization where he's like, oh, I'm going to be a character actor for the most part, I guess. So I guess I will have that. I will have that whiskey soda. Okay. If you show me William Fick, he's the one or who's that guy? We'll stick with William or Will Patton. He's like probably the best character actor of all time.

Show me Will Patton's bank account, his house, his private life. And I'd be like, sure, that's perfect. He can still walk around Target. You know, he's not getting mobbed. But he's also like in a bunch of classic movies. Gets to do what he wants for a living. Gets to do what he loves. Character actor would be the way to go for me.

Oh, yeah. Like over, you know, Tom Cruise. Like, you don't want to be that famous. Who wants to be that famous? Seems like it'd be a burden. Eating popsicles at a birthday party, ask Tom Cruise. It's no fun to maintain that, dude.

Come on. He just likes to hang out and fun to maintain that, dude. Come on. He just likes to hang out and go to ravioli restaurants. Yeah. You don't want to live like an NFL quarterback in your 60s so you can, like, move yourself to airplanes, man?

Nah. David Sims, time for your fourth pick. Chris Cooper off the board. I'm gonna... I'm a little surprised he's still here. I'm gonna take Christopher Maloney. Oh, Maloneyoney Mr. SVU

Elliot Stabler himself You know Maloney dude You know Maloney I know Maloney You don't know Maloney Maloney Maloney He's a man in love with his own body

Beautiful beautiful eyes Piercing eyes. The voice of the can of vegetables in Wet Hot American Summer. Oh, no, no. He's the guy who's... He's the chef in Wet Hot American Summer. He's the chef.

Oh, right. Sean Benjamin's the can of vegetables. Absolutely know who that is. That guy's hilarious. He's the best. He's got a wagon on him, too. Reliable as hell. Yeah.

Yeah. He's got a... He's got a tuchus, dude. No, I hell. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a tookus, dude. No, I don't. I'm sure. Just looking at him, I do think he has a big hog. But his butt is shapely. I think if you plow through Oz, you'll probably see his hog. You see a lot of hogs in Oz.

He seems like a hog man. He seems like a hog man. They should have called it hogs. If you plow through hogs, too. That got me. Anyway, I like Maloney. That guy, he's down for anything, I feel like. He's done a lot of weird shit over the years.

He's in the Harold and Kumar movies. Yeah. But it's SVU. The man's on television 50 times a day. That's where I'm getting quantity with him. Mailbox money. Yeah. You are getting numbers for sure

the Maloney pony Maloney I like it Christopher Maloney naked on the cover of Men's Health a fantastic pic if I was on the cover I'd be naked current body even if they put me on the cover for some reason I'm like naked no makeup dude

you put me on the cover I'm taking it out it's coming out the American public gets to see it if you want to put a headline over it that's your business but you're gonna have to be a big headline playboy you know what i'm talking about a lot of news you're talking about the size of your penis yep yep your fourth girth brooks your fourth your fourth and final bro Girth Algar. So fourth, I'm taking Chris Tucker, man.

Alright, there we go. Come on. He wasn't making it past this round. The highs are so high. Money Talks and Friday, dude. Friday, the Rush Hour franchise. Fifth Element. Fifth Element, Jackie Brown, Dead Presidents, like talks and and friday dude friday the rush hour franchise fifth element fifth element jackie brown dead presidents like on top was he just in what was the really good movie he was just in he was he was an air yeah yeah he was just the talker like give me in the room yeah yeah yeah chris

tucker for days man i mean so was our introduction, Chris Tucker, was Friday pretty much, right? Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was.

But yeah. Dab Comedy Jam, that's right. Friday was the first big one. And then Rush Hour was kind of like, what, a couple years after that. Money Talks. I remember Money Talks. I thought I was one of the people on the ground floor of Money Talks because I went and saw it in the theater.

I was like, no, everyone's sleeping on this movie, man. It's the best. I bet in Sioux Falls you were on the ground floor. I was. Money Talks and Office Space were two movies in town where everyone's like, why in the world did you go see those movies? I'm like, you'll find out. Also invented that classic

dance. That shit was everywhere. That shit was everywhere. Like he should have copyrighted it. America was obsessed Everybody did it Michael Scott did it Everybody did it It makes you think you can dance

I mean it made me think I could dance It's still doing it right now It's making me think I can dance If you're deep on Instagram A lot of people claim he invented the schmoney dance But that's I don't know what that is You do the Bobby Schmurder

The schmoney dance I'll send you some clips But I'm not gonna Chris Tucker doesn't need to go tell Bobby Schmurder That he actually invented it though Like Chris Tucker doesn't need to be like hey Schmurder I did that He's been in 14 total movies too

He's very very choosy Which great man You know Yeah if he pops up in something now He wants to Where's the money coming from? Has he been in a TV show or anything? choosy. Which, great, man. You know? Yeah, if he pops up in something now, he wants to. Where's the money coming from? Has he been in a TV show or anything? He got paid $25 million for like each

Rush Hour movie. He's just sitting on that. Yeah, of course, that's where the money's coming. That's right. He got caked out. I mean, probably the bulk of his money was made from, I'd say like $94,000 to $2,000, right? Like, he was on a run. I mean, he said during press,

during press for air, that he just, he made so much money on those movies, and he was like, he didn't say lazy, but he's like, I'd rather sit at home because I have enough money to never have to work again. So, something's really gotta, like, I gotta get stoked on it. Right. Unless you

were, like, I don't know. It'd be tough. It'd be tough if you had 50 million bucks. It'd be tough to do much. I would be so selective with these comedy clubs. Especially if it wasn't something you thought was great. I'd do like one comedy club a year. In fact, it's going to be perfect.

I'm going to the perfect club. If that. He was happy to appear in Tito Jackson's music video for Love One Another in 2001 though. He was available for that Yeah, I mean, they're friends I forgot about Silver Linings Playbook Yeah. He's fun in that

Well, fun's the wrong word, but he's good in that Oh, he's fun in that. He proved he had the right, like, I don't know if you guys are dead presidents guys, but he was great in that movie You know I'm a dead president's guy dead president's fox you know how close i was to buying a dead president's t-shirt and then i found out that it was dead prez not it was that t-shirt shop in mall of america i was like dead president and then i looked a little closer and i was like dead prez and i was like no i don't i don't i'd rather have it be a dead president shirt

it was very different i told you I met M1 and Stickman one time. But anyways, the point is Chris Tucker, man, I think he's solid. It wasn't a long time, but it was a great time. It was, yeah. And it will continue. I bet he'll keep every five years, he'll see Chris Tucker and something

and you'll be like, hell yeah. Look at the in-development. I agree. He could be like one of those doesn't Tarantino do that? He finds people that don't. He just picks them out of obscurity after they haven't done anything for a while and then just makes them pop again. You gotta take a decade off.

Yeah. And then I am going to round it out with I'm gonna take the cabin boy, Chris Elliott. Yeah. There you go. He's good.

Man, I really thought I could... I thought I could get him last. Yeah. Get a life? That shit. That was the first funny show I remember being like, this is funny.

I don't know why, but it's funny. And then something about Mary? CB4. Great in CB4. Dude, him and... That's right. Groundhog Day, the scary movies.

What just happened was a drive-by shooting. Yeah, I forgot that they were both... Man, that's a good-ass movie. Yeah, man. He's a good time. Good, good time. He's one that I would like to see some more of right now. I bet he's still just

as funny as he always was everything he did with uh with david letterman was like iconic some of the best stuff that's ever been done on late night he's so fucking funny and schitt's creek he was great in schitt's creek too man yeah he's a fun he's just consistent man always a funny funny guy yeah man this is uh we're getting down we're getting to the lightning yeah i know i got i got one i hope it doesn't get stolen sims it's time for your final pick i'm gonna take messina i just love that dude okay christmasina i i know he's not a movie star i know you know there's there's probably probably bigger Chris's out there I could take. There's one that we're all just leaving.

Look, I don't want to take him. I don't want to take him. I thought about it. I thought about the value. And I think he might be a negative value in some ways. And I like him in a lot of stuff. And I'm not going to say his name right now. I'm sure someone will. I can't believe Chris Messina went before him.

I think it's funny. I love Chris someone will. I can't believe Chris Messina went before him. I think it's funny. I love Chris Messina. He was so good as David Falcon. Speaking of air, in air recently. He's great in air. Yeah, he was great. He's just one of those guys. He shows up and you're like, oh, I'm in good hands.

This is great. Chris Messina's here. This is going to be good. Yeah, it's going to be okay. Yeah. I had to go to his green room and tell him how much I loved him I never did that with actors but I was just like

he's here I bet he would appreciate hearing it I'm gonna go I'm gonna go say it and he was lovely he couldn't have been nicer about it great in Argo too so good in Argo good Affleck collaborator in general yeah he's got that good energy

which makes you think he's probably a good hang. I went to Adder and Redondo and watched Argo. I saw Argo and Redondo. Argo and Redondo. Tight. I get mine. Sean Jordan. I got to go with my boy, Chris Slater.

Christian Slater. Sure. Nice. I mean, for Gleaming the Cube, one of the only skateboard movies to not get it right, but to not get it wrong. So I'll give him credit for that.

And also... Interesting that that was your first Christian Slater thing. Well, it was... I mean, that was the first... I got to take Gleaming the Cube. Yeah. And then everything else was all right.

But then you get like... You get True Romance, which is one of the best movies of all time You also get Very Bad Things which I feel like half the people I know haven't seen or heard of that movie But if you've never seen it It's such a good dark comedy

Jeremy Pym and Daniel Stern It just goes it turns It goes so hard Yeah that's a great movie A young Cameron Diaz a young Favreau That movie is fucking bananas Very Bad Things is very good It goes so hard. Yeah, that's a great movie. A young Cameron Diaz, a young Favreau. That movie is fucking bananas. Very Bad Things is very good.

He's a psycho in it. Christian Slater is an absolute lunatic. He's like Bradley Cooper in The Hangover, but like way bucker. It's like a way bucker hangover is what that movie is. It really is. It's a dark. And yeah, you get Heathers you get um what am i robin hood he's uh what's the fucking what's his name in robin hood well whatever he's uh you know come on he's the

he's the kid the young the kid will scarlet there you go yeah with the knives right yeah he rules in robin hood that's my favorite robin hood just if anybody wanted to know. And I just like Chris, you can pump up the volume, which is fun. Pump up the volume is such a weird fucking movie, man. I watched that the other day. It's weird.

It's so horny. It is weird. Why'd you watch that the other day? I don't know. That is weird. I don't know. That's something that you got to be into to watch, you know,

not a lot of people like, let me get some old ass fucking Slater tonight it was on one of those it was like it kept popping up on one of those streamers and i was like all right uh-huh it's good it's good but you know he's so it's just such a horny horny movie what's what's it about crazy horny at all it's crazy horny yeah horny he's likeny. He's like a, he's like a, he runs a pirate radio station.

Oh. And he just starts telling it like it is. Young Guns 2, 2. God, so good. Mobsters?

I think Mobsters was good, right? I don't know, man. You're just saying words. Yeah. I can't remember if Mobsters was good. But yeah,

my bangers, my bangers are my bangers for Slater so chris slater chris slater your final pick man there's a big chris on there and it's so fun to me he i man if there was a way for him to hear this let's talk about it i'm taking him oh are you i thought you'd be the one that wouldn't take him why would you think i wouldn't take chris pratt oh no i'm just saying No, I guess because the bits What is the bit? Is the bit pro-Chris?

My bit is pro-Chris It's pro-Chris, we're just like, don't ask him important questions Let him do the dumb stuff I have a stand-up bit But it's based on something I truly and passionately believe Which is, we have to stop Giving famous people opportunities To talk about anything

About their lives About their lives. About their lives. About any of that stuff. All it did, like, it used to be confined to, like, a Playboy profile. That's where it would happen. And only a few people would read it. And then we wouldn't have this massive discourse. But, like, we let Chris Pratt, and we fed the fire, and we gobbled it up.

Just sort of, like, completely self-destruct his pristine, Like, we let Chris Pratt, and we fed the fire, and we gobbled it up. Just sort of like completely self-destruct his pristine, I will remind the jury, at one time, pristine public image. He was the internet's boyfriend. When it was just Parks and Rec, people fucking loved this dude. People loved Chris Pratt. And then we started finding out he has weird beliefs about God and all that stuff. And it was like, uh-oh.

But it doesn't really affect anybody. Do I really give a shit? No, man. Some people believe in God and some other people think it's weird to believe in God. But he's like, I mean, he's like one of the weird,

like, anyway. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. And he started like running away from the things he did best where all of a sudden you would think that like okay Chris Pratt let's oh let's go ahead and open up the fucking Harrison Ford playbook and try to follow that as much as you can and then he shows up in the Jurassic Park movies which made so much money he's always made a ton of money but he's in there

charmless charmless in those movies i know i just picked him i know i just picked him but i'm now saying like i think he's funny as star lord i think he's great phenomenal he's really really he's good he's really good yes him and the other him and hemsworth when they're when pratt's being like oh here's here's thor just you know trying to get on my ship and he goes why are you talking like that and chris pratt just goes because this is how i talk yeah he's fucking funny man he's like a funny funny dude but he's one of those guys like where he decides he wants to be taken seriously and that and for whatever reason he seems to believe that means he can't call upon any of his powers to do it. Yeah.

It's a shame. So he's charmless in Jurassic Park. And then he starts getting obsessed with that. Boy, the troops really work hard. I should make some movies to let them know that they're appreciated. And then he doesn't really bring a ton of his charms into that either. Although I thought The Terminalist was actually kind of a good TV show.

Use your tricks. Nothing wrong with, use the gifts you're born with. Yeah. It's what you got. Yeah. He had, it's what is so interesting about him

is like, I do believe he has what he does or had, I don't know if it's possible anymore, had within him the toolkit to be the biggest movie star on the planet i kind of think like at one point like he could have done that and instead just decided not to because he didn't want to get boxed in decided to be like no i'm like i got range like no one's saying you don't just use the use the good part of the range focus on the he just should have been better and like in the jurassic park movie specifically like that would have been such an opportunity like my elantra can go 110

doesn't have to you know let it sit right at 30 to 40 that was. That was a perfect metaphor. I'm not mad at you. I thought he might go last, but he's going second to last? He went last. I was right. He did go last. Interesting. He's great in the Lego movie. He's so good in the

Lego movie. He's fantastic in that. Charming. He's great in Zero Dark Thirty. He's wonderful in Moneyball. He's great in zero dark 30s. Wonderful and money ball. Like he's good, man. True. Is it wrong with Western? Lived in a van in Hawaii. I shot a sketch with him.

Chris Pratt, baby. That's it. I love it. Sims. What's your take on Pratt in general? I think he's a great talent. I don't know why he wants to make movies and TV shows where he just wears a tactical vest and shoots people

and never is funny. Yeah. I thought he was honestly amazing in Guardians 3 this year. And it sort of reminded me of like, all right, so this guy can be good if he's got the right stuff. But yeah, looking back in the resume, it's been a while stuff. But, yeah. Looking back in the resume, it's been a while since I really liked him.

It's been a minute, right? I don't know. He's just... Look, in the early 2000s, I watched Everwood. I watched the OC. I liked, you know, dumb, hunky, teen Chris Pratt.

I was there at the beginning. Yeah. And then he starts showing up in movies, and I was like, oh, it's that guy. And I was... He's beginning. Yeah. And then he starts showing up in movies and I was like, oh, it's that guy. And he's great in Moneyball. I was very pro-early Pratt. Yeah. I think Jurassic World kind of broke him.

Don't put that guy in khaki. I think you're right. I think you're right. Keep him away from that shit. He could have been... It's weird. Well, I don't know. Could he have done, I guess, I kind

of think he should have followed the Harrison Ford playbook, but maybe not. Maybe he's not cool enough. Maybe he should just be goofy. He's so funny, which is such a hard thing for people that aren't funny to do. It's so coveted. You should really do that. Do it every chance you get. Like, use

your skill to be funny and charming because so many people aren't. They're just like rocks. I feel like you don't want to see Chris Pratt win a fight. You want to see him win the situation but maybe lose the fight? Yeah, yeah. He should get punched in the face a bunch but somehow come out on top.

He makes it. Everyone else gets eaten by a dinosaur. Something like that. Anyway, that's Chris Pratt, baby. That's the final pick. Do you have a pick? I do. First of all, I'd like to say as somebody who comes from the megachurch world and I know a lot about

Chris Pratt's views. I am very anti-Chris Pratt. I think. I really don't think his views are good. My pick is Kristen Bell. Oh, yeah.

Solid, solid. Veronica Mars. Incredible. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The Good Place. Yeah, she is fantastic. Fucking, she did the voice of Anna for Frozen. Yes, she did.

So, I mean, her career is pretty much impeccable. Yeah, she rules. She's great. Her and Dax Shepard, man. Funny couple, I think. Incredible how Dax Shepard has the second career as a superstar podcaster. He does. It's unbelievable how that happened.

I've heard whispers of a third podcast, though I don't quite believe it. But I have heard whispers. There aren't any other podcasts besides the two mentioned. All Fantasy Everything, Blank Check. Right. Yeah. But if there was a third, I think Dax Shepard would have done a surprisingly good job at cultivating

an audience. But if there was... This far into the podcast, let's not waste anyone's time with hypotheticals. To recap, David Borey, you went first. You took Walken To recap, David Bore, you went first. You took Walken, McDonald,

Lloyd, Tucker, and Elliott. Sims, you went second. You took Pine, Rock, Sir Lee,

Maloney, and Messina. Sean, you went third. You took Evans, Farley, Wig, Cooper,

and Slater. I went last. I got Bale, Hemsworth, Plummer, Walt Cooper, and Slater. I went last. I got Bale, Hemsworth, Plummer, Waltz, and Pratt. That sounds like they all sound like good baseball teams. Yeah. Some good Chris's out there. Good 1970s era

baseball teams. Who do we leave on the board? We left Christopher Guest. Better luck next time, buddy. Yeah. Christina Hendricks. Chris Penn, I had on there. Oh, Chris Penn, dude. Damn, that's a good one. I didn't even think of that. From Entourage.

Yeah, from Entourage. Mine was best of the best, Chris Penn. But yeah, Chris Penn. Chris O'Donnell, kind of sneaky. Chris O'Dowd, if you know who Chris O'Dowd is. Reeve. I thought about Reeve. Yeah, Reeve. Kind of a bummer, though.

Christina Ricci was a sneaky little one. I think we did. I think we got a pretty good list. I think we did a pretty good job. We want to hear yours. Hit us up at All Fantasy Pod on Twitter, allfantasypodcast at gmail.com. That's on the internet. Shout out to everyone on the AFE

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