All Fantasy Everything - Albums (w/ Tawanda Gona, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: June 18, 2020

What it is, all Fam! We're excited for another Thursday :) We know things are still hectic out there and we hope you all are staying vocal about what's right. We know it's good to have an escape from time to time so this week we will be drafting "Albums!" The GVG is joined by comedian/writer/fantastic album reviewer Tawanda Gona and we GET BUSY! Hopefully you will listen to all of our choices on a long 20 hour walk after this! Please keep donating to Black Lives Matter. Go to https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ for ways you can show support.Sponsors:Feals - Become a member today by going to Feals.com/allfantasy and you'll get 50% off your first order with free shipping.Hawthorne - Use promo code ALLFANTASY for 10% off your first purchase.Bespoke Post - Get 20% off your first box when you sign up and use promo code ALLFANTASY at checkout.Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch!Deck yourself out in some AFE goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Show Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that fantasy drafts the entire world. Everything from TV dads to condiments to songs to get a dance floor going at a wedding. Today, we're drafting albums with Sean Jordan, David Borey, and comedian Tawanda Gona. Let's get started. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that is sitting in a refurbished chair right now it is johnny that johnny chair it's that johnny chair shout out to john mckay shout out to chairs shout out to chairs in general how i mean for god's sake to wanda you can talk whenever by

the way it's not one of those ones where you have to wait for the intro i bet it's also the podcast that is eating a salad one piece of lettuce at a time because you're doing that sometimes you just gotta fucking that's how you just gotta finish a salad so i gotta do it fuck a fork bro okay you guys are gonna think i'm an asshole i didn't press record oh that's okay that's all right you haven't said anything yet so i haven't said anything my shit starts right now oh shit i might be an asshole too because i forgot i did the same thing oh shit starts right now. Oh, shit. I might be an asshole, too, because I did the same thing. Oh, shit. You both forgot to record?

It's recording now. It's recording now. We're good. We're recording. We're in it. Oh, thank God. You know, I also watched Juice today. Yes.

That is a classic movie. In the daytime? Yeah, it makes you weird. That's one of the best hood horror movies ever. Oh, man. movie in the daytime yeah that it makes you weird that's a that's a that's a harm that's like one of the best hood horror movies like ever oh man it tupac is a horror movie it's a it's a horror movie after like the after the murder it's straight up a horror movie because like you watch bishop just get crazier and crazier and crazier he goes that part we're like we're like what's called cues under the bridge he's under the bridge and then bishop comes out of nowhere

and just stands behind him. That's horrifying. Damn, that might be a horror movie. That's scary. Why does Bishop get to hold the gun? Because I already got it, motherfucker. And you're like, okay, Bishop. Also, did you notice that when he's holding the gun,

he has another gun on his waist? No. Yeah. Damn. Continuity, man. Bishop's got layers. It's not continuity as much as just like, you could see, like,

Pac did a lot of shit to like really invest in it also there's you know this the the story about his dad the problem with his dad's his dad was like raped in jail no yeah that's why like in juice and juice yeah that's pock's dad like that was the story behind his dad they talk about that yeah that dominican dude talks about it yeah rodemez talks about it he says i heard your dad was a bitch in prison i would have been your daddy but the line was too long that guy yeah bishop says that to the other no i know that's what i'm talking about when they hemmed him up on the wall yeah yeah he says i heard your dad was a giant bitch a bitch behind the wall and shit also first time i heard uh that two short songs so you want to be a gangster and first time

i heard how i could just kill a man that movie Yeah, you remember that party scene where they're watching How I could just kill a man and I when I was like 12, I'm just like mom I Could figure out good song and get it for me My favorite my favorite parts of that movies and I do such had the snappy nappy dugout. Yeah Snappy nappy dug orange juice Jones. That's orange juice jones i can't stand like uh i saw you walking man i really love that guy there's mad music there's so many musicians in that movie there's that also like uh in that queen latifah part where they're doing the whole dj battle that

was a real battle that they kind of like hijacked for the movie it was on mtv back in the day really yeah because the dj is cubert right yeah it's cubert then there's also like flex alexander that's flex alexander that's his first movie yeah this is years before homeboys in outer space and one-on-one yeah where he played yeah his name is put his name oh and the michael oh and the michael jackson the first michael jackson movie he plays both light-skinned michael jackson and dark-skinned michael jackson which is really weird. Oh, that was Flex. And he was on Snakes on a Plane with Kenan. I never

saw Snakes on a Plane. Oh, you didn't watch that shit? I didn't either. Stuff happens. That shit is amazing. I never saw it. It's just one of those ones, man. I just never... I feel like I've gotten halfway through and been like, I gotta go to work. I've never even started Snakes on a Plane, if I gotta be snakes i skipped like three periods of school watching that movie and like on my on my ipod just like

bro we gotta watch this shit oh that was i remember that people trying to fucking boss up with their like you want to watch a movie on my ipod you're like i don't really it was me it was me and my homie darius and me and darius we weren't even cool like that we just like knew each other because we're like we're both black at the same school we're both skipping class at the same time the same mcdonald's and i was like yo you want to watch snakes on a plane he was like all right so he just sat there like a huddle watching this watching the movie on this like tiny ass screen man that movie's like eight mcchickens long too yeah at least

that's the only way i want to hear movies like what their length described as you ever see that movie gettysburg that thing is like fucking 16 mcchickens that's a long movie the irishman that's like 25 chickens bro that's 25 mcchickens and like an apple pie yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you got to drive across the street to Jack in the Box and get an egg roll that's how long it is uncut gems is like 27 McChickens but it's not because it's fast it's because it's so stressed

you're so stressed that movie went down like one blizzard I'll tell you that I eat about 50 McChickens but then I puked up like half because of the stress so how many McChickens is it really? It was like 25. Speaking of puking up, Sean S. Jordan on Twitter, Sean Coonermill doing on the ground. There he goes. That's why you make the big bucks.

You're looking, you're looking, I don't want to say like you puked up because you're like looking very healthy. Did you just say, you said earlier that you've lost 30 pounds since quarantine started? Yeah. Well, yeah, so I went to the doctor just before all this to give blood i told you guess what he told me

learn how to kickflip again no i was like uh yeah i was like 230 with my clothes on and then uh now i'm like what just under two oh wow just under two bills why do they weigh you with your clothes on at the doctor? Do you ever want to be like, let me take my shit off, show you where I'm at for real? Every time. I have taken my phone out. I was like, you probably want an accurate. And they're like, no, you're fine.

It doesn't matter. Especially, Sean, because when you go to the doctor, you're usually wearing like a Mark Echo denim top and bottom, right? You're wearing like a very heavy outfit. And some Air Force Ones. denim like top and bottom right you're wearing like a very heavy outfit when you go and some air force ones it's the same carl can i suit that tupac had in above the rim but it just looks different on me but it still fits yeah brown with darker brown lettering that one oh yeah sisterhood of the traveling pants thing where like somehow it still fits you yeah the brotherhood of the traveling can i yeah yeah that was the original script and then america ferreira got

attached yeah dude what did you just not from not from drinking and then you've also been out like skateboarding or what i think it's from skating a bunch i think because i don't know i was just drinking really i guess yes yeah i said no yeah it's like not as hell yeah well that'll whatever whatever weight is lost from that we'll come back but the rest will uh we'll stay up hopefully you don't gotta live like this you could just be you don't have to make allowances for yourself to fall down you can stand up forever yeah yeah we'll see i don't know it's gonna come back in about a week and a half willowy dude i'm gonna say i'm gonna say it you look willowy right now no well thanks man i've been skating i went to the motherland yesterday your

motherland and skated the tron beaverton oregon top of the food chain where champions are born absolutely it was fun man i've been feeling it a lot uh what do you anything you want to direct people towards you know while we have them here listening to the podcast i'm gonna get more flasks uh i just ordered some so i'll be you know i'll have like 20 to sell i'll post about it but other than that just put positive energy out into the world that's what i'd like to say right now beautiful beautiful uh fuck with sean jordan's album of course oh yeah buck starts here it's very good you can get it on special thing records and stream it and just put it on when you're taking a shower you know i'll make five cents every time you do that do it every day word put it on you can put it on when you're taking a shower. You know, I'll make five cents every time you do that. Do it every day. Word. You can put it on when you're doing any number of things.

Put it on when you're folding shirts. Yeah. Put it on when you're making love. Yeah. Put it on when you're making love for sure. Put it on when you're staring out a window and it's raining. And then you say, damn, I guess that's why they call it window pan. Like put it on there too.

That was on the radio. And I tried to catch a video while I was in the car to send to you guys. Tawanda, just to back, just to let you in, David's favorite rap lyric, if we ever draft it, is going to be, I guess that's why they call it windowpane. Is that Eminem's? That Eminem's piranha song.

Oh my God. I guess that's why they call it windowpane. David, every time David hears that, he breaks a window. So we have to take him to like a basketball court when he hears it because there's no windows around usually. That's right right i think that song is like snakes on a plane i don't think i've ever heard the whole thing bro that song i just remember like hearing it it's just like

it's just an ode to domestic violence and it's just like yeah i don't relate every time i've heard that song i'm like i'm sure this is for real. I don't have anything I can take away from that. Yeah. I feel like Chris Brown was at home listening to that just crying like, damn. He gets it. He gets it. Yeah. That song should never be listened to in a state that touches the ocean.

That's my only theory about that. You're in Iowa. That's your shit right there. That's all right. You can put that on they do trust me they do David Borey

the genius island on twitter coolguyjokes87 on instagram how are you buddy I'm good man I'm just you know another day another dollar my hair is so long that beard is looking fit bruv it's all i have not done anything to control it good why the fuck would you man yeah it's you have to accept the blessings of this

period just as we accept the the the drastic drastic uh hardships and one of those is just fucking do whatever you want with your hair you know what i mean yeah anything i like getting haircuts yeah i feel you bro i was thinking about that shit today i like it it's like because i don't have i have my hands are too shaky to cut my own shit to cut your own yeah it's like it's all every time i do it i end up shaving it so i'm like but other than that i'm good you know i'm reading books i'm staying off the internet as much as possible that's smart god bless it that's i beat grand theft auto 5 i'm living word which one's five again uh the one with uh where you have the easy one chop it's in los santos oh are you three dudes wait which one is three dudes it's the one that's come out three it's

the same one that's come out for the past five years. Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah. It's the one after Nico Bailick. The one after that. Nico Bailick. I love that. I love Grand Theft Auto 5, man. That one's fun. I had a great time. So now I'm a gamer.

You're a gamer. So that's a big part of who I am now. Now I'm a gamer. Are you going to get a high-backed chair? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to get a gamer chair. I'm going to get some...

Man, I don't even know the terms to make up. I don't either. I'm going to get some one-ups. I'm going to go play some Metroid. You're going to chug some balls? I was going to say that. I was going to say armor balls, bro. Tastes like what? It was a drink called Balls. ups i'm gonna go play some metroid you're gonna chug some balls i was gonna say i was gonna say i remember balls bro tastes like what it was a drink called balls yeah are you guys fucking with me that was an early energy drink in a glass bottle b-a-l-l-s oh b-a-w-l-s oh so they tried

to trick you yeah they get it at fries like you'd go by Sim Farm in a crate of, like, balls. Sim Farm, a graphics card, and a crate of balls, and you were on your way. You were going to have a nice weekend in Tualatin, Oregon. It's an inside joke. Oh, man. Yeah, but I'm ballsing. And there was also, like, there was crunk juice. There was Lil Jon's energy drink. I remember. Yeah, I did buy some. There was also Crunk Juice. There was Lil Jon's energy drink.

I remember. There was Pimp Juice. The one time I saw Crunk Juice, I was in Atlanta. The one time I saw Pimp Juice, I wasn't in St. Louis, but I was very close to St. Louis. That was the only times I ever saw him for sale in a convenience store.

Crunk Juice is the only energy drink that ever made a cameo in a cat williams comedy special oh yeah i remember that because little john walks out and just gives him you think crunk juice helped you with anything like if you were any kind of thirsty a crunk juice would help or was it just to make you look okay in your hand i think it was i think it was energy it was probably the same thing as like i don't think any of them are that different i think it's all ginseng guarine and twarine yeah yeah no then there was there was one there was one that was just great up called cocaine you remember that one no it was a red ball it was red and it had like cocaine like but it was like the weird like edgy lint biscuit

lettering like cocaine on the side and it had like it had guarion on that shit but it also had like cayenne pepper in it for some reason oh my god well just just like any good cocaine that shit's spicy yeah exactly i want a spicy what's david what's the one thing that's missing in the energy drink market right now in your estimation cayenne that's right that's exactly what i was gonna say you saw what i drove up in porsche cayenne there's not an energy drink for the man with a spicy palate i like spicy drinks though i like like ginger beer yeah yeah i like a bloody i like a real spicy bloody mary you're a hell of spiced up Bloody Mary. Yeah, I'm kind of like, I'm on the fence with that shit. I like to sit back and

enjoy my drinks. I like to enjoy my drinks. I'm eating spicy food, probably. So I can't have a spicy drink on top of that. That just feels like betrayal. I'm a flavor guy. We discussed that last week. Some of us like strawberries. Some of us like more dynamic flavors.

My mom called me about that pic we were drafted flavors last week and with the number one david got the number one pick and then acted like he had to take this pick because we were gonna take it he drafted pussy first he took pussy with his favorite flavor and there was, it's a fallout, and then Sean right after drafted strawberries. Those are very, those are, you know, close enough. They're very close. Not the way I do it. Sue Carmel called me up and was like, that was a very funny pick.

I know you don't want to talk about that with your mom, but it was very funny. I love that. I know that you don't want your mom calling and talking about that, but it was funny stuff. Fucking bingo, you're right. I love that. I know that you don't want your mom calling and talking about that, but I love those funny stuff. Fucking bingo. You're right.

I don't want to. I thought somebody died, and here you are. Do you want me to give you David's number? Oh, that's funny. Speaking of Tawanda, Tawanda, you are a guest today. Tawandagona. Yes. At Tawanda's on Twitter, At Tawanda's on Instagram.

Yeah. How are you doing? What do you have to direct people towards? You're doing some cool stuff right now. Shit, right now I'm chilling. I'm doing all right. I started a webcomic maybe a couple weeks ago. Because I got an iPad.

I got an iPad. I'm going to start drawing because I always wanted to draw. And the first week I had it, I was just watching weird like, just weird porn for, like, the first week. That's all I was doing. What's weird porn? What type of? Like, I mean, it was just, at first, it was just, like, it was regular shit. Like, people peeing on each other.

I was like, that's cool. Is that regular shit? I mean, it was like, no, because, like, if you go down this road, you find out very soon that's not regular shit. It gets dark down that road. It gets very down that road, I hear. It gets very, very dark. So it went from like, oh, watch this person get peed on. And it became like, watch this chick just pee into a toilet.

We're going to zoom in on this chick peeing in a toilet. And then it was just like, yo, watch this chick put a two-liter bottle in her butt. And I was like, all right. I've gone. And this is about your webcomic house? It was that moment. It was that moment. When I saw the two-liter, I was like, all right, I got to make some changes immediately.

So I started drawing, like, right after that. I got to start drawing. I got to start drawing. I was like, this energy has to go somewhere. It was wrong because it was like, again, like, I was watching it because I just, like, I wasn't even into it. I just liked the passion. I was like, oh, they actually. Yeah. So I was like, I got to watching it because i like i just like i wasn't into it i just like the passion i was like oh they actually yeah so i was like i gotta i'm envious of

the passion i gotta put that towards something like right because that's not what's ipad is for i don't want to beat a dead horse i just uh what flavor is soda was it that's all i wanted it was a coke placement even where you think they don't yeah they're in every market that's how you become the global leader in soda sales there's no coke on screen that's an accident i know that shout out to them shout out to shout out to atlanta bro atlanta they they don't stop hustling no they're really going for it yeah hey how'd you buy that new mercedes well i'm the guy i'm the guy who puts coca-cCola into all the sort of weird porn stuff.

I'm the one who makes the deals. I'm a liaison of sorts. You think they're just drinking Coke? No, it's being put there by people that I delegate. I found myself watching, like, I'll be watching porn, and I'm like, I am not horny at all. I am just craving intimacy. And for some reason reason it took me

here and i'm just like checking myself i'm like this is this is not the medicine for what i'm sick with just watch a rom-com what are you i don't know man i was just i'm just like laying in bed watching porn i'm like oh no i don't want to be doing this at all no just go watch 50 first dates or something what is that the same bro yo all right i agree with that it is not the same you are right all right but this the coke stuff aside this was the one that like really broke me and i was like it was so innocuous it wasn't even what was happening in the porn it was just the storyline that had me like i gotta stop it was this dude right talking to a babysitter

and he's like all right so where's my son where's my son and she's like uh so this lady came by and said she was his mom and she picked him up and he's like so where did they go and she's like yeah i'm not sure he's like you let my baby's mom take my son it's like i'm sorry no she's crazy we have a bad relationship i might not see him for a while what's going on and she was like yo relax relax i'm gonna call him just sit down calm down just calm down and he says like yeah she's like at his pants all he says is i just want my son back yo oh god dog wow was this porn like produced by a24 i forget i watched i watched the entire scene i watched all 25 minutes to get to the end and i hoped that at the end he'd be like all right so can you call

my wife can you call my ex-wife please i can get my side that's all i want i wanted there was no resolution it was done yeah that's one of those things that's like that's like watching boys in the hood thinking rick isn't gonna get shot though you know they weren't gonna integrate a child after the money i just want like i don't know and i even i just want i just want a i just want a phone call i was like yo can you like all right can you call now please isaiah you know you know how they have that uh that property sex series or whatever where it's like you go to real estate agent that's and like some like they're like i'll have sex with you if you buy this house and then they have sex and then some of them at the end they're like psych i'm not buying the house

and every time that happens i'm like oh man come on she worked super hard for this commission you don't know she already started spending that commission in her head she's gonna go back home proud like guess who made something of themselves right this is their second chance at life and you're ruining it you piece of shit i don't like it's still too broke to buy that house me yeah that's not anyway the comics are really funny i think people should check them out the comics are great they're on um i pay they're on my instagram i have it's called to one draws like yes yes because like so you can follow that i've tried to try to draw a new one like every day and oh yeah it's been cool eventually i'll get like better and shit and like have like a run i want to write like a comic book

at some point that'd be so fun i love that i'd love that those those like comedy adjacent things like writing a comic book or like doing voiceover work and stuff like that it all sounds super fun yeah it's just like it's it's i think that's that's like a lot of like what this uh quarantine and stuff has been good for for me is just like realizing there's so much shit that you can do. That's not just a stand up thing because I've seen so many stand up. I see so many comics like they're like, well, I don't have comedy anymore. What am I going to do? And I just go crazy.

Yeah, exactly. It's it is hitting home where people like, fuck, I can't like I got to have something else to do. So it's very nice. You got to have that energy go somewhere I've been doing that And then your album reviews too Which was almost the impetus for this We were talking about doing whole albums

We were like fuck we should have Tawanda on Those are amazing too Go check out your album reviews are great Thanks TawandaGona.com They're all there Go check out, your album reviews are great, man. Oh, thanks, man. Thanks, thanks. Very, very good. Tawandagona.com, they're all there. I wrote a lot, I've written a lot, because I try to listen to a new one at least once or twice a week.

And it's fun, it's been fun. But to be honest, when I started writing those shits, it was just me saying what's on my mind. Like, oh, this is trash. And I was like, all right, now explain why it's trash. Like, all right, it's trash because like i don't know lyrically it's just it's lacking in certain ways and i'm always my biggest fears are that either a a rapper's gonna find me and like get like send me a death threat or b which is worse people are gonna be like yo can you check out my mixtape

real quick and i'm not i can't say no to that because I can't turn down. No, that's the problem is when you start doing the favors. It's because it's like I can't say no to a young black man trying to live his dreams. Like, hey, I want to be a rapper. I want to be the one that tells him no. Like, who am I, bro? Here's what I'm saying. But you open up that yes door. It's a lot going to come through it.

It's hard to close that door. How many mixtapes do you want to hear for real i want to hear a lot what i've been doing actually it's like i don't what i've been doing with those is uh every once in a while i'll check it out and i'll be like look because you're like now you're not really anybody yet and it'd be weird to like just tell you tell the world how i feel honestly i'll tell you personally one-on-one like yo i like this a lot i didn't like that you should do more of that and keep going and that's it yeah yeah so like give them feedback but not necessarily like if i'm public i'm gonna i'm gonna shit on you i don't want to shit on some like 16 year old in this fucking trouble giving someone honest feedback like uh if if it's negative like mostly negative do you have trouble doing that or you just ask him if he'll listen to your

mixtape we listen to my mixtape i listen to it it's called 12 inches mostly negative, do you have trouble doing that? Or are you shooting straight? Sean, just ask him if he'll listen to your mixtape. Will you listen to my mixtape? I'll listen to it. It's called 12 Inches of Snow, and it says that I'm a rapper named Snow. And some of the songs were big about 25 years ago. Oh, so we're just saying pics now? Stop. The person with that funny joke was named Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on Twitter

at Ian Carmel on Instagram at Ian Carmel on Jewish Hinge Back on the dating apps Back on the dating apps I used to work for Hinge I am Jewish, 100%, bar mitzvah and everything You used to work for Hinge?

You did work at hinge i worked at hinge aren't you in a hinge like fly or something oh yeah i'm in a i'm in a i'm in a bunch of hen shit which is like weird but like yeah i got i got one hen chat i got like i got one i got two i think i have like four or five more i have some shirts i i have a bunch of shirts and shit i was there i was the one that i used to give out like what you call it i gave out dating advice that was like my whole job really i will tell you like yo you shouldn't like you shouldn't text that girl that don't don't send that bro or like i gotta run my profile by you after this yeah trust me like i know like i know all i don't all i don't all the tricks and shit so it's like the key is black and white photo first photo has to be because nobody has that shit so it's like so you really so you instantly stand out black and white

everybody looks good in black and white so you like you put up i'm not gonna air anyone out here but uh what do you think of a like a photo of somebody with their shirt off do you think that's a good idea or a bad idea um who do you think you're airing out clearly not me and ian what are you talking are you talking about it's action bronson he's not actually i'm not gonna air him out but it's someone that we all know shirtless picture yeah i'll tell you guys later it's uh the thing about it is they well we're like everyone's like yo don't do that shit but at the same time have it like fifth or sixth like one of the last that's what i'm saying he looks good with his shirt off so i'm like yeah dude you gotta show the goods off but yeah just be like this is narrowing it down way down

you might as well have dropped two names i'm looking back now and i actually do have a shirtless picture on mine yeah but it's like it's nipples up like you don't see the nipples it's up and i you know i'm sun-kissed. I look good. They're going to have to see it eventually, you know? Yeah, because, like, they say, like, oh, don't do that. But it's just like, at the end of the day, everybody's trying to fuck somebody.

So it's like, you're looking at somebody's profile. You're like, all right, they have a good personality, but would I fuck them? It's like, yeah, I could see myself having sex with them. That's what I'm saying. Everybody fucks somebody sometimes. Everybody secretly wants to cum. So take your shirt off and then go grab a camera.

Stick this cocaine in your ass. It's a good song. What do I have to put? Listen to all the fantasy and everything. And watch game on on cbs wednesdays at eight o'clock if you tuned in last week you saw david ortiz hitting baseballs at me and uh also me do rhythmic gymnastics which was very which was very fun did you get the uh did you get the stick i got the ball i got the ball that's the bad beat gronk get the stick? I got the ball. I got the ball. That's a bad beat. Gronk got the stick.

What's the ball? Yeah. You haven't seen the ball. They like, they like Harlem Globetrotters that shit all over their body. Yeah. They taught me how to do it. You'll watch footage by tomorrow night.

You'll see it. It's crazy. You have to, you like roll it down your butt. Yeah. You Harlem Globetrotter it basically. I didn't speak to the Globetrotters. Shout out to that one that looks like me.

The little person. Is there a Globetrotter that looks like you that one that looks like me. The little person. Did I not text you guys that? No, you didn't. I'll send it to you after this. One of the Globetrotters looks just like me. He's a little person, so obviously height, not. But everything else. His face.

Yeah, it's like pretty uncanny. You made it to the league. Congratulations. Good job, bud. You made it to the league. Congratulations. Good job, bud. I made it to our league. I don't really have anything else to promote. I just, yeah, be excellent to each other. Arrest the cops and kill Breonna Taylor.

Don't watch the Bill and Ted's 3 trailer. Watch that. Arrest the cops with Cobra on a tailer. Is that what you just said? It did and then you were like go watch the Bill and Ted 3 trailer? Bill and Ted 3 bro. Justice can wait.

Arrest the cops after you watch the trailer because that's the first thing I did. Cut out what I just said. I laughed so hard what I just said. No way! No, I'm leaving it all in. I laughed so hard. I love that.

Sean just looks like somebody on the Great British Bake Off whose cake just fell over. Soggy bottom? He's got the exact same face. Soggy bottom, Sean. As a reward for arresting them, watch the Bill and Ted trailer. Yeah trailer i do that but uh for real keep keep donating like keep making phone calls keep emailing the shit isn't over just because people are tweeting about it less so stay on it yeah r.i.p toyan r.i.p toyan bro

yeah god damn it stay stay on it so and we know all family you're all wonderful people for the most part you except for AFML Kuiper. You prick. Damn. Damn. Damn. There it is. Now it's on site.

Holy buckets. All right. All right. I'm ready. My body's ready. We're going to war. I'm going to war with an army we created. I was just watching a documentary on Chuck Knight,

so I am juiced and ready to go, my friend. Is that what you're doing with my showtime password that's what i'm doing with your showtime password it's not showtime for real what yeah the first time i got david's showtime password i watched uh the brothers and i haven't seen that movie in 10 years it's so good the brothers the the one with dl hugley in it yeah dl hugley bill bellamy um um what's the shamar more or uh yeah and then uh which one is boris kujo in he's not in that who's boris kujo he's uh isn't he no he's not boris kujo if he's in he's in like he's in one of the he's in a

resident evil movie too he might be in the best man the one with yeah he might. He might be in The Best Man. The one with Omar. He might be in that one. Have you watched that Shangri-La four-part documentary yet about Rick Rubin's studio? Is it on Showtime or HBO? I think it's on Showtime. You should watch it. It's really good. It's pleasant. If you smoked weed, it'd be a great thing to smoke weed to.

Now we are gathered here today. It's that kind of podcast, by the way. You can smoke weed to it if you smoke weed. And if you don't, you don't have to. We are gathered here today it's that kind of podcast by the way you can smoke weed to it if you smoke weed and if you don't you don't have to uh we're gathered here today though not only to talk about smoking weed but also to draft albums now the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors play between the three of you and we throw on shoot all right here we go i'm shooting up rock paper scissors shoot yeah rock rock oh sean wins yoxzilla yeah had to happen had to happen eventually dude yeah yeah i ain't won for a minute that's dope no no you took that 30 pounds off and now your fucking rock paper scissors game

is like sleek dude his wrist was quick the ocean it was a foot to the wrist gary sheffield just like gary sheffield you're not the first nor you will be the last to call me gary sheffield my friend you've often compared to gary sheffield comedian sean jordan recently won a game of rock paper scissors uh now having won rock paper scissors is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that i will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question. A serpentine draft is kind of like a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase is putting all the Christmas lights

on the roof, and he goes all he starts on the left side and puts lights all the way across the top and then does a tiny little tater tot turn on the way right, and then he goes all the way back to the left, and then he does a Christmas light tater tot turn and then goes all the way back to the right until the whole roof is covered in christmas lights and then you know other shenanigans follow but that's basically the gist of it

basically what it means is if you pick fourth in the first round you pick first on the second round with that in mind shawnee what will the order of today's draft be bubbler okay well let me let me clarify so we're drafting uh like in our eyes perfect albums wait we're drafting albums what are you doing okay probably not probably not soundtracks that are compilations probably not greatest hits i think we take those off the board but like yeah i don't appreciate my uh integrity being attacked my friend of course i was not attacking your integrity of course a little bit i'm sorry all right if i dragged your name through the what mud i would then take it to a public shower and wash it right off i just want you to know that i'll be going first and then to

one we'll be going second first one to second david will be going third ian carmel will be going fourth hot corner i'll take it. I'll take it, baby. I'll take it. Hot Corner Beef Sandwich. Sean Jordan, you are first on the board in the albums, All Fantasy, Everything Graph. But before we get to your pick, we're going to take a short break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Schedule 35. Now, microdosing is an absolute game changer. I have never heard a bad word about it. And like we said, this episode of all fantasy,

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bill maher bill maher bill maher was he's on there too it's bill maher to wanda and dennis leary and they just fucking get to the bottom of it they talk about if you don't have a you're not a fucking man unless you got a truck that's a dennis leary episode yeah talk about boston a lot talk about we talk about our favorite escorts i kind of just listen i don't really have an opinion but they tell me tell me where to go sure sean uh you have the first pick in the album is all fantasy everything draft what will that pick be best album to me of all time is all eyes on me by tupac chicory god damn

that is uh absolutely i was gonna go first of all time, is All Eyes on Me by Tupac Shakur. God damn. All Eyes on Me. That is absolutely. If you know Sean, that was going to go first. I had a feeling. I just had to do it because I didn't want, I couldn't have anybody else getting that. That was. No, you don't.

I know how you feel. Trust me. When I started listening to music, that obviously wasn't the first, but when I started buying albums and when I listened to the whole thing, that was easily the first album when I like when I started buying albums and when I listened to the whole thing that was easily the first album I listened to the whole thing and I was just like holy shit this entire album except for what's your phone number that entire album

is absolutely amazing to me and I would listen to one side of it before I would go to bed each night all through seventh and eighth grade and i would always skip that song because i hate i still cannot stand that song but uh yeah that album oh it's amazing to me i mean you took a double album first that is that's amazing i mean it's a bold move dude ambitions is a writer all about you oh how do you want it to america's most wanted people that are on there too method man sneaks his way in there there's so many people the whole fucking um the whole california love sneaks in there george clinton sneaks in there it's roger from zapping rogers on there it's 40 it's got that checkout time song corrupt is in there it's got so many there's this we still all the time when someone

goes to sleep on a road trip we'll be like like, Big Psych Daddy, you're blacking out. Because he says that in the car. He's like, I'm blacking out, you're yelling out, Big Psych Daddy. So we always, on road trips to this day. I can never remember which song it was, which is stupid. Because it's like maybe my favorite Tupac song. But what's the one with the coolest motherfucker, me and my nine? Is that on this album?

That's a motherfucker. I'm going to get mine. Now I'm satisfied. Yeah, it's... Picture me rolling. Let's picture me rolling. Oh, yeah. Is that the one where he has a song where he says,

smoking's about to ease my pain out? Because if I didn't, I'd probably blow my brains out. I don't think so. Is that me against the world? It might be me against the world. It might be me against... That sounds more like me. That sounds like where he was at in watching me against the world.

That was one of the most depressed things I've ever heard. I was like, oh my God. In me against the sounds more like me that sounds like where he was at in the world in me against the world he was going he was going through sorry it's already been mentioned somebody feel free to pick it but yeah he was going through it uh in all eyes on me correct me if i'm wrong but that's what he wrote in prison and that came out right when he got out right like that's what he dropped right when he got out of jail i think so yeah and picture me rolling still i will not that's a song uh lord knows the name of that song and it's me against the world yeah yeah i if picture me rolling comes on it gets played no matter what like anytime i hear the song i'm like well can't skip it so always listen to it all right yeah that album's perfect so all eyes on me tupac shakur that's a good it's yeah absolutely if i had to pick a tupac album it would probably be that tupac don't even don't even start

with the tone i heard a little bit of malice in your voice there's no tone there's no malice there's no push of tea chill out i like that i like that was a bar that was a bar oh my god it was a bar. Oh my God. It was a bar mitzvah, dude. Wait a minute. Is this where you start writing your album? Right here? Is this the second Too Thick song? Every time I hit the mic, it's a bar mitzvah. You know, we're in the writer's room.

There's another line. Yeah, we're in the room. We got the whiteboard up. You can just work a lot of Yiddish in there. Oh, man. Every time i hit the microphone it's a bar mitzvah uh stroll through your goyim town and take all your shiksas i don't know what that means but i like it i like it i can tell it's wavy i don't need to know the the words yeah goyim you know goyim town is like a non-jewish town no jews there shiksa non-jewish woman and uh and there we have it just a little behind the music uh always on me by tupac is your first

pick yes wanda what is going to be your first pick my first pick uh because when you're talking about all eyes on me that was on my list too but to be honest my it was on my list selfishly because the album covered to me kind of it had a deep effect on me the reason i'm covered in tattoos like that is because it all has on me but i know about actual album and what it changed my life i got a pick ready to die by biggie i knew it damn it those were obviously gonna be the first it has to be it i remember when i first heard it i was like i think i was 14 i was in montreal i was uh i was what i was at i was at a mall in montreal i bought an fye biggie's home city yeah biggie's home city you know i mean he just he got new faces that year so it's a very big deal

he just shows up like the fuck is this but anyway so like that shit i remember the minute i pressed play the minute i pressed play and i just heard like the ominous tone at the very beginning of the intro that shit changed my entire life and changed my entire summer that album to me that album is flawless that is a perfect perfect album the more i learned about it what were you gonna say the one flaw is the slurping in there what you mean that makes it better bro he's slurping and he's he's slurping and he and he's he's cognizant of that so he had a song called juicy babe what the fuck you talking about the nigga knew what he was doing also also he called the shot also i'll say this it was this album that made me really let's go going back i like this album more all right this is why i like biggie so much versus tupac and i always

use biggie because it's like tupac's album tupac's energy he was trying to change the world you know biggie was trying to change his life so everything biggie was everything biggie was saying was all about i gotta get up got to get up. I got to get up and do something. And it's kind of just like, while his hopelessness came from the fact that no matter how much I change, I can't win. But Tupac's was just like, no matter what I do, the world's not going to change. So Biggie, it was like, as a young child growing up to be in my 20s and 30s and shit, it's looking at this guy that's like, I'm doing everything I can'm working hard people didn't like me at one point and i kind of i

bounced back and the whole album is kind of just like shit is crazy my neighborhood is it fucking sucks but i'm gonna win regardless damn yeah and then he does win and then it still doesn't like in in juicy yeah the story of that the story of that album is such a, like, and then it just ends on suicidal thoughts. I'm sick of niggas lying. I'm sick of niggas hawking. Matter of fact, I'm sick of talking. That whole shit.

The album was perfect. Also, you hear about the fact that, like, half of it was recorded at one time, and the other half was recorded at a different time, where, like, he's got money now and shit. There's grittiness. There's, like, he takes risks. He takes stylistic risks that

like for at his time at 22 23 yeah song he's rapping with himself yeah like oh it's so fucking great yo i remember one time i was at like my ex i was at my my ex-ex-girlfriend's house right and i'm at her apartment and i hear these three, these three young, like white kids are by Emerson or whatever. And they're just like outside at like 11 o'clock at night. They're rapping. Give me the loot as loud. They just screaming at down the street. And I,

that's when I knew I was like, gentrification is going to win. Cause this is this, this song is supposed to be about this. This is scary. You can get, you're supposed to be getting robbed right now, but you're rapping about a robbery

but still like that whole album even let's even like even the little skit the skits on it are funny yeah it's on the funny the interview like the interview about him like his interview on it's dope what you call it like it's the method man verse on that shit the way on the what the what is so good the way my man comes Man comes onto that song is insane. Because Biggie says, don't tempt me. And Method Man says in the background, T-H-O-D. Like, yo, think about that shit. That shit's just like, they were together in the studio.

And Method Man was always spelling his name out. And then when Biggie said me, Method Man just knew what to do. Yeah. And he was just, oh, God, I had never even fucking considered that. That's amazing. I was always spelling his name out and then when Biggie said me Method Man just knew what to do yeah and he was just oh god I had never even fucking considered that that's amazing

yeah that's the only guest verse on that entire album is Method Man that's true I never thought about that yeah and it's like

the rest of it is Biggie Biggie doing everything he can Diddy's also saying some of the craziest most gangsta shit I've ever heard

in the background yeah oh also on i'm ready i'm ready to die biggie quotes richard pryor i don't remember it looks so good i suck on your daddy's dick that's a richard pryor line yo big who had who had the balls to say that who had the balls to say that biggie did that's just what i'm saying ready to die by the queer icon notorious big is definitely my favorite damn you heard it here first definitely pride biggie uh it's just so fucking it's just so fucking good man that album was cool too because for me it was like you heard all those songs you know you heard like half like the radio hits growing up because you were a kid papa juicy one more chance and then and then i heard that album and then i was like oh i didn't even know how great this was there's so much more when you dig in i came back to him because of that

exact same way i remember here like before i ever dug into it when i was like when i just had like i had like a couple no limit albums and like no it wasn't like but i also heard the shit that was on the radio and then like when i went back like sometimes i'll skip past like one more chance of stuff like that now you know what i mean if i'm listening to it just because i've heard it so much one more the one more chance on the album and the radio are two different one more chances two different songs that's right yeah when i heard the when i heard the album version i was just like oh shit this this like this is this is that when i heard that shit just all the girls calling him and he's like what the fuck and he's just like hey bro i just like i fuck mad women what can i don't know

what can you do excellent pick fucking tupac and beggy right off the board yeah that was gonna happen time for your first pick i mean in good company i'm taking the blueprint oh damn yeah the first blueprint came out when i was 14 years old i had never listened to an album before or after as much as i did that out like i got the track listing and it's every single song it's every single song and then like the oh man all the kanye beats were so great and that was just like that was him like i don't know man his first like that was him ascending right like that was when the jim morrison sample on the takeover too yeah it's like so beautiful takeover in general yeah the takeover in general is so hard like yeah ah man just every song on that album and like

yeah i just love it i don't even know how to like some of the beats on there are just like i mean heart of the city's on there but like city hol City. Hola, Ovito. Hola, Ovito is my shit, bro. With those horns at the beginning. Fucking with the beat. You don't know. You don't know is my shit. But, like, that whole album, man. I think that...

I just don't think... I don't think he had ever rapped that well prior to that. Yeah. And I think he only had flashes of it afterwards. I don't know. I think... Because you go before that shit. You go back to like reasonable.

I love doubt. I love reasonable doubt. I love life and times. S. Carter, Dynasty Rock and Famiglia. Dynasty Rock and Famiglia is a compilation album though. No, technically it's not. Technically that's a Jay-Z album. That's a Jay-Z album.

Is it though? Yes, it is. That's a Rockefeller. Come on though no that's a jay-z album that's a jay-z album yes it is that's a rockefeller that was like that was like here's me bringing these people to the people you can google it it was supposed to be a compilation that last minute they're like nah this is a jay-z album it plays like a compilation album though all right i'll give you that yeah either way either way the point is for me that time in my life yeah the blueprint is i don't think an album's ever affected me like that you don't mind what isn't this isn't even a critique it's just something that always sticks out to me when i listen to it

it's just how blasé the people saying girls are in it i like girls you're so dispassionate girls girls i used to rap that song and i had never heard that eddie murphy bit i heard that song before i ever heard that why you treat eddie why you treat me like bro i remember when i was you know i was in fucking i remember when i was in middle school and that shit dropped and i was like the African kid in my school. Oh my god. People used to say that to me all the time. Why you should be like Adam. Why you should be like Adam.

And they could call me Mr. Fufu and that's the funniest thing I've ever That is like kids are really hilarious. Kids are hilarious. Mean kids are so funny. I get it. No bullying or whatever but also who's funnier than mean children yeah that shit was so funny and like i don't know where that kid is at but i hope his life is just sad but uh i imagine i imagine it is i hope he hears this

like hey i did something to somebody but yeah i hope he's got a fucking leaky ceiling and shit i hope one of his hips is just bad i don't know why the doctors just say it's just gonna keep getting worse i gotta get it replaced they're gonna put in a ceramic ball joint so early onset arthritis i don't know what happened doc doc says it's a matter of time we're playing the waiting game right now, but at least my ceiling stopped leaking. Yeah. Oh, man. But that is just fucking amazing beats.

Jay-Z rapping his ass off. It's such a good album. So much fun. Every song. Time for my first pick god I am torn nothing's right I'm torn with my first pick I have to take my favorite album of all time and for a moment I have to

diverge away from rap it's just my favorite fucking album of all time do it it's Abbey Road by the Beatles I have to take it I think it's I just think it's fucking take it take it i i think it's i just think it's fucking perfect it's my favorite beatles album it's probably my favorite album of all time and the main reason for that is the way the album ends with that like sort of four song run uh i've probably talked about it on this podcast before but where it goes uh maybe it's

more than four songs but it's like you never give me your money sun king but it really starts on she came in through the bathroom window so it goes she came through the bathroom window golden slumbers carry that weight and then the end and it's just it's just so fucking good uh like what number what number album is that like in in the order of their albums in their run that's a good of their albums? In their run? I think it's like their fourth one. Let me look, actually. So it wasn't like, because I'm not super familiar with Beatles stuff.

It wasn't like they were already the biggest band in the world when it came out? Yeah. Okay. My Beatles knowledge is wildly, it's terrible. I really didn't even listen to the beatles when i was a kid the only album i ever listened to by them was sergeant pepper's lonely heart club band that's it that one's good too it's good i don't know that one i remember because i first i didn't really fuck the beatles i don't give a fuck about i heard that then i heard that shit and i was like

yo this this that album was part that album was perfect to me i was like oh shit it's so good abby road is their second to last album um but that it's just that fucking run at the end is like i went to see paul mccartney with my mom shout out to sue again uh in vegas last year and uh he ended his concert with that song run and like by for some carry that weight i think like at first meant a lot to me because i i was weeping i was like weeping in a casino in las vegas first it meant a lot to me because I was weeping. I was weeping in a casino in Las Vegas which happens quite a lot but not often for that reason.

Did Sean come up with a whale bone that had Jim Beam in it? It had Jim Beam but it used to have a margarita in it? What did you do, Sean? I got a margarita whale bone and I poured some Beam in there because we were in Vegas, baby. This was like 10 minutes after we got to the hotel.

We weren't even checked in. Ian was checking in and we were in the lobby and I was like, I can just put this in here and it's fine. I was checking in. But it's just it's just amazing for me. There's not even a miss on there. And that includes Octopus's Garden by Ringo Starr, which is a very silly song, but I still enjoy it. It's got come together, which, you know, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom. Yeah.

Come on, flat top. Is that song about a junkie? I think so. I heard that recently. What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had songs about her.

That's fucking dope. I heard toe jam football is like the shit you get in between your toes from shooting in between your toes yeah yeah you got toe jam what who knows what walrus gumbo is i'll tell you something which is like that's not for the podcast yeah something is just like a beautiful that's something in the way she moves it's like a beautiful love song maxwell silver hammer which is a very silly song about the hammer they use to make sure the pope is dead you know about that no no when to make sure the catholic church was so worried about having two popes at the same time that they would that when they thought the pope was dead they would cave his head in with a silver hammer to

make sure he was dead. Are you serious? Seriously. You can't have two popes? You can't have two popes? What happens if you have two popes? You can't have two popes. Make sure the one is dead by not caving their head in with a hammer. You can make sure someone's dead and not do that. You can check their pulse.

Yeah. Just put a makeup mirror up under their nose. See if they're breathing. But he's got God on his side, so who knows? He might know pulse and then come right back. You got to cave his head in with a silver hammer. So what if you try to hit him? We try to hit him and then God's like, nah, bro.

This is my guy. Catches you? He stops you like, all right, well. Then that other guy's not Pope yet. You're not Pope. God still likes you. You got a ghost Pope, which has happened three times. Ghost.

Does that mean every Pope is closed casket? I don't know. I don't think they do it anymore. Now they have other ways to determine it. You were so nice about that. I don't think they do that anymore. I don't think they do anymore. Did they cancel that show, New Pope?

Because I would love to see this scene. No, it's called Hot Pope. It's called Hot, yeah yeah they did call it something like that hot pope are you serious hope wasn't it called hot it's called new it was called it was called new pope it was it was called new pope it was like the most beautiful shot right on hbo it was beautifully shot but it made no fucking sense in it thorntini i forget the director's name but it's gorgeous there's just randomly kangaroos in it but he was just like he just smoked cigarettes and be like we're gonna be on twitter and that was it that was all he would say

see I think it would be cool to be the hot pope yeah he's hot he's hot as fuck I'm a hot boy I'm Maxwell Silverhammer the hot pope there might be some Maxwell Silverhammers this is my council my lead council Maxwell Silverhammer, the hot pope. There might be some Maxwell Silverhammers. This is my council, my lead council, Maxwell Silverhammer. My main cardinal, Walrus Gumbo.

So, yeah. Good. He works in the octopus's garden. Oh, Darling is on there. Oh, it's my favorite. Arguably my favorite Beatles song. Yeah. I Want You, She's So Heavy.

It's just so fucking good. Sun King. Here Comes the Sun is on there another amazing song here comes the sun it's on the high fidelity soundtrack it's so good anyway i just fucking i love the beatles they're my favorite band yeah nothing nothing original there that's my favorite album by them and uh i have a lot of emotional investment in it with my second pick i'm taking my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by kanye oh my god oh my god i don't know why i thought that was gonna get taken with all the people here like i don't know why i thought it was i thought it was good i was like i'm about to come out to

kill that was gonna get taken i knew that shit was gonna get let me ask you this ian if you had not had a hot corner would you have picked that before the beatles yeah knowing who you're with okay yeah because i knew i could get the beatles yeah i could probably get the beatles at a good rate at a good rate but i had to give them i had to give them the respect of a first pick since i had the hot corner yeah i feel you i was just making sure i knew either that or the biggie one we're gonna be one of my first two picks i assumed i could get one of them i didn't think i could get both i'm taking my rap picks early because my later stuff i can get easy i am absolutely i'm about to go on a tear now it's i mean we've talked about this album quite a bit on this podcast but that doesn't mean it's we shouldn't talk about it again now it is

so fucking good i remember one of the first times i got booked uh and paid to go do stand-up somewhere it was in tacoma and i was standing outside of the club and i was listening to hell of a life and i was just like fucking this is a hell of a life and it's that memory is just dug into my mind like forever i oh so excited in that song anyway that album is so good i can't really listen to part of it i know you mean like like like i gotta like because like because like if i'll listen to one that i want to go back and listen to the ones preceding it like it's like the it's it's like best consumed as an album they go the songs flow so well into one another go through them could you got it in front of you? Oh, yeah.

It starts with Dark Fantasy and then Gorgeous with Kid Cudi and Raekwon and then Power and then all of the lights like Interlude where it's just sort of the piano and the... which goes right into all the lights, which goes into fucking Monster, which goes into So Appalled, Spaulding, Ball. Oh, man. I love...

Can I just talk about how great... It's RizZA, right? On Soulpawed? Yeah. Yeah. How great his voice sounds. When he... Like, everybody's kind of smooth, and then he's just like,

For the white bitches! Yeah. Yo. You ever read the oral history of that album? No. Complex did it. Complex was still doing magazines and stuff. They had it in one of their magazines, and it was perfect.

They talked about every single part of making that album. And they talked to The RZA, and The RZA was just like, man, it said 30. But then Kanye was like, you keep saying dirty. You keep saying dirty. And The RZA was like, bro, with my speech impediment, it doesn't matter what I say. It's going to sound like that regardless. So Kanye was like, all right, I guess why that's why it comes out so gutter because he was ridiculous i love it fucking ridiculous that that this was the one they

made in hawaii right where they flew everybody out they played basketball every they played basketball every day they play basketball every day at like 10 or 11 kick out he said like i'd be asleep in the stands every single day like you would like and then they would record when they recorded it was like they would record and then like kanye would walk in he'd sit down in the back he would doze off listen he does off then you wake up and like all right change this change that then you get up go to another room and see somebody's verse read the verse and be like no that's not right yet give him that. Then he'd get up, go to another room, and see somebody's verse, read the verse, and be like, no, that's not right yet. Give him the verse back.

He was just going through a bunch of rooms. That's all he was doing. Then Amber Rose would come out and hang out for a little bit. And then they'd fuck. Hang out. Yeah, exactly. And he just ran around. That's all he did.

Yet everybody working in different studios. Rick Ross said that he was smoking weed with this one white dude for like three hours. It was cool as shit. He said, ross said that uh he was smoking he was smoking weed with this one white dude for like three hours was cool as shit so i had no idea who he was he was just cool as shit it was the dude from bonnie vare i just thought like he was this cool ass white boy i didn't know he had talent and then just i was the guy from bonnie vare so that's fucking great yeah and then like kanye also like pusha t's verse on runaway uh what you call it which is amazing holy shit pusha t said pusha t said he wrote it the first time and then kanye was like no you need to be a bigger douchebag i need more

douchebag and pusha t was like i had just gone through a really bad breakup like a week before so i was really sad and kanye was like no no be a dude be a bigger douchebag and he's like he just kept pushing him and pushing him and pushing him and then he said 24 7 365 pussy stays on my mind that was kind of just like egging him on egging him on every bag every blouse every bracelet yeah and that without without that one verse we wouldn't have any of this pusher shit uh-uh that's true absolutely that was the yeah that was like the flip to the next chapter of pusher i feel like most people had no clue who he was before that they knew it was from clips they didn't know he was like that and that's part that's part of the reason too that like drake kind of uh when when pusher says drake drake disconny because he was like bro this guy this is your fault you

made you made this what the fuck we're friends and this guy that you made that you made get your man like what the like i don't like what you made a you made a villain you made a monster he did he fucking did yeah rick ross is on on this album is fucking amazing too on devil on devil in a New Dress. Yeah, that's it. That album is perfect. It's so good. And then Runaway, which I mean, yeah,

like we talked about, Hell of a Life, Blame Game, you know, John Legend's on there. Chris Rock is on that shit. Chris Rock is on there. Yeezy top me.

And then it all ends with a Gil Sky Heron sample on Who Will Survive in America. Just a fucking great album. Like so good. Anyway, that's my second pick. David,

time for your second pick. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. I'm sitting here just focused. It's just like, I've been like,

this one is in my heart, but it's like, I don't even know. This is just like JV football, every high school party, all these fucking songs to me. Fucking. And it's the only album of this guy I would ever pick. I don't even talk about this rapper as a rapper particularly much, but this one product he put out, man. I got to pick word of mouth

i had a feeling that was gonna be it i had a feeling i was gonna be i had a feeling i had a fucking feeling oh my god that album is wall to wall hits every song every yo every song is a fucking radio smash even the songs that weren't on the radio could have been on the radio go to sleep go to sleep ho so coming to america that's the first one the royal penis is clean you got it all wrong like women in tuxedos that fucking one i don't know luda well enough to like know which song is on which roll out which was a hit go to sleep with i-20 that guy whose voice sounds like he's dead zombie bro cry babies with that swiss beats bit that swiss beats beat oh no i caught him with a hole to the chest remember that song yeah fucking Yeah. Back when Lil Chris had mad gun bars, bro.

So many gun bars. He had that song where the beat was a gun. The beat was a gun. You remember that? Is it on this album? I forget what it is. Hold on. It could be.

Anyway, keep going. I'll find it. Which was a hit hit. Yeah. Remember with his little team on it? Oh, my God. Let's do it again. That fucking sample.

Oh, my God. Move, bitch. Oh, my God. Still a hit to this day. That song back when we were playing football, though, dude. Oh, the bitch was in the locker room before every game. Oh, man. Oh, Saturday.

The fight's out. I'm about to knock your lights out yo his his fro was like flawless in that video that's all i can remember his amazing so the point is fucking word of mouth is like like i like ludacris fine i don't know he's a good rapper or whatever word of mouth is the only album of his that i would like that whole album was just like such a time period for me. Every, even the, even the songs with those rappers that never maternal materialized.

Oh yeah. On DTP. It was kind of like, RIP DTP. Shout out to Shauna. If you listen, shout out to Titty Boy. Shout out to Shauna.

Yeah, Titty Boy is doing good. Titty Boy made something of himself. Yeah. Titty Boy is on the song with the guns. It's called We Got Them Guns. Titty boy's on the song with the guns it's called we got them guns I don't know let's call it we got them guns but yeah titty boys on there yeah I know what you're saying there was a pit like for summary ludicrous was just here for a good time oh not a long time there were a couple just fucking amazing albums man like they really were chicken and beer was great too fantastic

chicken and beer is fantastic i was already off of it then it was like really i liked it okay but i don't think i owned chicken and beer i think ludicrous is like i did ludicrous is issued to me the rise it doesn't have longevity like that he's a he's like a he's like a puberty rapper you know i'm saying like when you're like 13 14 you don't know what your body is yet and you just have mood swings because you're like your hormones are all fucked up ludicrous is there for you all of his videos his body is big and it's small then he's like it's like you just started you just started swearing like properly

that's exactly what this album was for me that's what Move Bitch was such a pivotal song for T-Bone when you heard Move Bitch on the radio you probably thought it was like oh Move Bitch the way he said it was so exaggerated that was a real ass bitch.

You know they were in the studio and he was like, every time he curses it's like that. I got a big old sack. He gave him like 30 different bitches in the studio and he's like, alright, just let the tape run. Bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Yo, that is how he raps completely on everything every song it was so aggressive it was just so and then it was like and it was like he and the way he talked about sex was just like it's just like a horny a horny teenager the way like a kid like a kid on the 50 yard line with a dirty bird and then he would have just like obvious jokes but i was like they were jokes that had adult references so i understood like when he's like you're coming up shorter than five danny davido's i was like yo i've seen twins i get it i watched that batman movie is, yeah. The entire Ludacris experience

can be summed up in the fact that he rapped over the Austin Powers song. That shit was crazy. That shit was so fire. He's a legend just for that, man. That's who he is, man. And then they had the freestyle with four eyes on it.

I even like the freestyle. Four eyes killed that shit, bro. Is that how I'm on Instagram now? I'm high as giraffe butts. Fucking four eyes does like a rap a verse a day on Instagram. Follow it's four eyes if you on Instagram. Shout out to four eyes. Shout out to four eyes.

Shout out to four eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, word of mouth, man. Just like. Call. Excellent. 01. Good time.

Tawanda, time for your second and third picks, as it is a serpentine draft. Nope. Nope. Nope. Tawanda's second. Oh, shit, shit, shit. I'm sorry. I wrote that down.

Of course. Of course. My bad, dude. I'm sorry. Second pick. Second pick. I got to think about this one, because. I want everyone to know Tawanda's wearing a Boar's Head Deli Meats hat.

Yeah. Just to sort of paint the picture for everyone. It's fucking working for you too. Yeah, it is, man. I noticed that a minute ago. Thanks. What would be my second choice? My second choice for... You know what?

Yeah, I'm going to say this one. This one's not his best album. But it is my favorite album by him. is it was written oh yeah whoa okay listen i've heard i've heard of a number of people being it was written truthers right yeah that's like not that's that is like i i'll take it as long as it's not. If you just said Nostradamus, I'd have been like, come on. Oh, no.

I don't believe it. It's like a solid album. It's a solid album. It's also, because Illmatic is everybody's favorite. Because Illmatic is like, it's flawlessly produced. It's like the way it's put together. Like you had, I think Heavy D. Illmatic could be the best rap album. It could be.

That's Q-Tip that's Heavy D that's all the production that goes into it there's a lot of shit going on there's a lot of shit moving at once

it was written Nas is rapping at a higher level like concepts to me are huge and he has that whole song where he is a gun

what's it called I Gave You Power that shit is that shit is that song is like it's i gave you power that shit is yeah that shit is perfect that song is like it's insane like on a premiere beat it's fucking insane it's like there's a lot to it it's also i think there's a lot of pressure for him for him to have like this is your second album you're three or four years older oh at this time it's what like 90 it's 96 your first album dropped in 92 it's 96 uh He had the firm under him? Because Affirmative Action's on that album.

Yes, it is. Yeah. It's like, at that time, too, mafioso rap became popular because it was like, after Illmatic, what you call it, Raekwon, Cuban Lynx came out, right?

And when Cuban Lynx came out, that shit, like, it kind of, it resonated throughout the whole hip-hop community. Then with that, then you had Reasonable Doubt, and that was more like you know mafioso mob type you know handshakes 100% big suits big hats

mafia shit exactly you got the street dreams video you remember that video pink suit I don't remember that video Nas in a pink suit in the street dreams video it's basically casino right yeah that shit Nas in a pink suit in the Street Dreams video? It's basically Casino, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that shit. Yes, that's exactly. So Columbia looked at Nas, and they were just like, all right, so these are the influences you should kind of take on. Now, one of Nas' biggest issues later on in his career, and we all know it's his beat selection, but it's also that he can be like, it's not just beats, it's that he can be swayed in directions.

If you tell him like, yo, this would sound dope, he'll do that shit. His, like, for radio tracks are really bad. But the thing is, even when they're good, they're still bad for the out. Like, Hate Me Now is an amazing bad boy song. Yeah. It's not a Nas song. Nas is dope on it, but that's a Diddy song. That is a Diddy song. That is a Did that's a that's a ditty song so that is a song that is a

ditty song that's a ditty attitude that's like that's not you can hate me now it's not what you want it is that i don't you know it's not nas no it's not nas yeah but um it was written though it's kind of just like he kind of he he teeters on that where it's kind of like it's still like i'm see i'm looking at what i'm seeing i'm rapping about what i'm seeing but now it's like it was kind of just like i'm out here trying to like you know come up i have friends that are doing this that in the third i'm trying not to do too much now it was written was kind of just like all right so now i'm kind of active you know i mean i i'll shoot i'll shoot my gun from time to time you know i mean i'll see fiends and shit i'm a part also if i rule the world exactly

yeah you can kind of see like if i will if i ruled the world you can see from that it's kind of just like the whole his whole character from belly comes from that yeah a hundred percent that is sincere that's that's sincere and yeah and that ends with that said naz at his best when he is sincere his sincerity is one of his best so it's like in the songs that he has where he's not sincere you're kind of just like what the fuck is going on that's good yeah that's right before he like went out to the wilderness like he was lost for a couple albums he was he was like it was like it was right after it was written where it was like you could tell he didn't even like rapping you know what i mean like it wasn't even like it's just all because like i remember nostradamus was the first

naz album i got and i was like oh i don't think this guy is good was not yeah what's naz's like on that no naz is like is on that he also has that shoot him up song it's just that christmas song 144 245 yeah like yeah you got like not naz like not as one of those people that if he had come out 20 years later right and you could be like all right i'm gonna drop an album that's like five or six songs and i'm gonna disappear for like three years it'd be like like i've seen like i've been listening to a lot of maxwell lately and maxwell his last song pretty wings it took him four years to make it. But when it came out,

everyone was like, Oh, this is fucking flawless. You can do that. Okay. You don't have to have 20 monster albums. Exactly. I don't need that.

Like Nas is like so many albums that he has. I'm like six of these songs. I don't for what? You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I need it. But,

but it was written though that's a fun album that that album i have done i've taken so many adderalls and been up to like seven in the morning just like listening to that shit that is a good late night smoke like you smoke you're just like you're like smoking a blunt take an adderall that's a good that's that's your focus on whatever you're doing good music to listen to by yourself yes yeah it's very much by yourself no one's around like let's see how i really feel yeah that's and i gave you power is such a perfect like he tells he weaves his whole story about a gun and then it's kind of like he's just talking about the shit the gun seat talks about what he's seen how hard his life is and then he hasn kind of like he's just talking about the shit the gun seat's talking about what he's seen

how hard his life is and then he's like I have a plan I'm gonna fuck up the next person who grabs me and then he describes the person that grabs him and you feel so bad for the kid because you know it's gonna happen and then he's what does he say he's like the kid squeezed and he said like I'm sick of the blood

he's like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna shoot and the other kid shoots back at him and the gun's's like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna shoot and the other kid shoots back at him and the guns finally like oh now i'm done and somebody else grabs him oh he's fucking good storyteller for sure yeah when he wants that he should be doing too i don't know yeah it was written as a good that's a great album that's a complete album complete perfect it's yeah excellent pick shawnee time for your second and third picks as it is there we go got it got it are you jewish 100 permits for everything did i force it on that was that no no no not at all forced i won't do it like that if you throw the alley oop i'm gonna

dunk dude all right that's what i like no that's what i like jay uh i'm going uh beats rhymes in life by tribe oh really yeah to me it's uh fantastic i so this is kind of where i have to air myself out a little bit i haven't listened like i don't love many full albums like completely love the whole thing yeah i have one more that i'll pick but you guys aren't gonna pick it so it doesn't matter but so early on i had to start getting into like what do i like 90 percent of like there's a couple songs on this album i am on this album too by the way or on this yeah i mean on this like it's like because you know people talk about like the perfect album like yeah but for me if i'm being dead honest if i'm not like trying to sound uh you know i guess if i'm just being me there's not a lot of albums where I'm like, yeah, there's no bad songs on there. And I don't want to say there's bad, there's no bad songs on this album, but there are songs where I'm like,

I don't, I'm not in the mood for that right now. But this, uh, introduced, like this introduced me was like kind of my intro into backpack rap, which is fantastic. Like phony rappers. And, uh uh can i kick it or not funny can i kick it um what the fuck is the name of it um phony rappers and what the hell is the other one motivators uh they're so so dope and i think they're both in skate videos and i just love them so much and then you get uh that song with face at faith evans um stressed out i think it is and then I also used one of these songs in a skate part when I was a freshman,

and it was that Once Again song. Oh, really? Yeah, it was the first skate video I ever made. I used Once Again for my song that I skated to. And then Smith lost the video, so nobody has the fucking copy now. I know, dude. It really bums me out.

He says he didn't lose it, but if he's listening, yes, you did, Smith. I know you did. But this is out he says he didn't lose it but if he's listening yes you did Smith I know you did but this is another one I would put this on and I'd listen to it when I was going to bed and I would just let a whole side of the tape play and then you know same thing this is one of the first CDs I got too because I had a car and I was like oh

gotta get some Tribe for the whip it was sick interesting it's a good album it's not the one I would have picked by Tribe Low End Theory was sick interesting it's it's a good album it's not the one i would have picked by tribe i'm not low in theory yeah low in theory for me completely it's this i mean and i've listened to all of them a bunch and this is for me this is the one hell yeah those car albums are important the first shit you ever listened to when you had a car uh-huh that's like a big deal what was your fate like my fate like i remember me when i had my car when i dropped my dad's car my dad had a 2001

red honda accord right yeah which is still to this day one of my favorite cars ever if i ever make some money i'm buying that like immediately dude honda accords fucking go forever too i used to just keep driving my shit was and we already mentioned it i used to listen to the blue i used to listen to ola ovito over and over just driving on the street windows down sunroof down shirt unbuttoned it was the flyest i never felt that fly in my entire yo banging like vatos locos yes got wrapped in a chokehold man that's yeah god rapping to chokehold man that's yeah god shout out to driving around with your shirt open dude yeah beats rhymes in life and uh your second your third pick my third pick now i'm gonna venture for the sake of everybody listening who didn't just listen to rap like uh i pretty much mostly did i'm gonna venture out a little bit uh my third pick i'm gonna pick weezer blue album oh very good yeah that is because

i it took me quite some time to venture out of anything that wasn't by two we've already mentioned two of the people and the third one might go and mention for now but there were three people that i only listened to for years of my life and if you listen to anything else, you are a fucking loser as far as I was concerned. Tupac, Biggie, and Linda Ronstadt. Yeah, Linda Ronstadt. You know what you're referring to? It's actually the monkeys. It's the monkeys.

Yeah, man. Weezer Blue is fantastic. I actually have another album queued up that I was going to pick, but I called an audible. It's just great. It's all queued up, mate. Yeah, it's got Sweater's song,

which is fantastic, Say It Ain't So. It was starting to get me into my emo phase. Say It Ain't So is so good, though. That song is sad, bro. I only know that song because of Guitar Hero, remember? Yeah. Yeah.

And then you learn the lyrics, and you're like, oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a water sign away from you, the technic father ever, really. Anytime somebody's singing about their stepdad, it's bad news. Yeah. I haven't seen one good white stepdad. I don't think they exist. Man, I had one who I loved, but he was definitely troublesome.

Absolutely. Yeah, I got one that mine is still, but he stepped in. He did an amazing job, but then I find out it's like, man, what are you doing voting for Trump? What are you doing? I feel like with black stepdads, the narrative is always just like, it takes a big man to come in and be a father to another man's child. Every black stepdad to me is Ving Rhames and Baby Boy. It is.

You know how much that TV costs? That's why it's perfect. You try to fight them. It's like breaking your mom off, drinking your juice. With white stepdads, it's like it takes a big man to walk in and finish some of those beers your dad left in the kitchen. A white stepdad's always asking you, like, do you think your dad could beat me up? This is a real thing, but I feel like this has really happened to me. But I also think this is true of all white stepdads.

But they will introduce Miracle miracle whip into a mayonnaise household yeah that's what we're trying to do with the republicans and then a couple times it was only miracle whip and i'm putting this tangy zesty shit on my sandwich and i'm not saying miracle whip's bad but if you're used to mayonnaise yeah it's a jarring experience i don't think there's a huge difference. You're insane. Are you serious? You're a stepdad. Am I a stepdad? You're a stepdad.

We're all dudes in our 30s statistically. One of us is going to be a stepdad at least. It's you, dude. Congratulations. You're going to be a stepdad, bro. My name is Jonas is also a great song. It's full of amazing. I'm trying to think of the songs,

but a surf wax America. Um, it only in dreams is fantastic in the garage. It's fantastic. The world has turned. If that's even the name of it, but the world has turned and left me. That is Caswell Berry and man down.

Just letting you know, it's a skate video song but yeah it's just the that's one of those ones where there's not a lot on there that aren't good like it's only what eight nine songs or something would you say it's all killer and no filler would you all killer and no filler let's say it's balls to the wall maybe b-a-w-l baby would you uh pay for the whole seat but only the edge? I would. I lost it. I don't get the job anymore.

Intensity in 10 cities, live at Budokai, full of real life gonzo. Wait, now we're talking about Wayne's World? I'm out. I'm so lost. I don't know what's happening. I know that part, Wayne's World. Yeah, man. Weezer Blue is, to me, a perfect album.

I love it. Tawanda, your third album. I'm going to say this with much consideration. Because you said you were taking a break from rap. I am. Which I appreciate. And I will go back to it. Yeah, exactly.

Because, you know, there's too many protests to support white artists. I feel that. There's too much going on. I can't support a white man who's happy or even but i'll say i'll say this my third album victory lap nipsey hustle that's it oh yeah yeah that's easy that's just that is like it's technically it's so it's so it's kind of it's he cheated kind of it's like it's okay to cheat because like he's of he cheated kind of like it's okay to cheat because like he had he had so many mixtapes and so much time i'm gonna have a lot of practice yeah he had

so much practice yeah that's like but i mean that's the game now right it's like you had 40 songs i heard before you ever had an album you don't know right exactly there's no more it was written yeah oh no it's just straight up like all right i had like he already made he already made his money he already proved his fucking point there was no pressure he's like i'm just gonna drop this when i feel like dropping it and it's unfortunate for me because like when it came out i listened i skimmed through it and this is cool and like he passed and i listened to it after that and i was like oh shit like the whole thing like we talk about what we talk about pock we talk about biggie and shit i i like nipsey because he kind of combined both of those where

he's kind of just like i came from here and i realized i had to change my life but then i got to a point in my life i was you know what i have enough power i can change my surroundings so he did both of those things but like pock and biggie were kind of just like they're talking about what they would do if they had this and that that uh nipsey was like all right i got this i got that and this is what i did and now i'm gonna show you like how you can get the same shit we can like it's not it's not hard i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna take you with me now you're gonna like like what's the song his song i think it's um young nigga on that it's like first of all the first like the first five songs is just like it goes from victory lab then it goes to rap niggas and it goes the last time

that i checked which goes so hard those last three songs then it's young niggas and young niggas he like that song is just it's it's all about it's like the doubt you feel and he said i can find the lyrics because that shit was just like. Also, dedication is so hard. Oh, my God. And hustle and motivate. I mean, that album is like. That album is perfect.

It's just like he did what he had to do. It was so perfect. Yeah, it was like, man, damn. That fucking. The timing on that. Ugh. I remember, before it happened is when the NBA All-Star game was in LA, and, like, he was, like, the king of that All-Star game.

There was, like, I remember there were, like, trucks driving around, like, layering his music. Remember? Was that the All-Star game? Yeah, yeah. Like, he, like, ran out of his car. You remember that? I don't remember it for some remember for some reason uh well it doesn't matter you went to the celebrity game that all-star game i did oh damn our good friend katie nolan was uh was coaching that's dope god that's so sick shout out to katie nolan what's up katie all right i found I found a lyric that when he said this on Young Nigga, it hit me

to a core. He said, staring in the space got you fishing for a phrase, uninspired in your mind, still it's a paper chase. First you over-dedicate, then you notice that you're great, and you bend the whole time, and it slaps you in the face. So it's like you have doubt

because you're on this journey, but then you're just like, wait, if I made it this far, I have to great oh shit like i'm stressed because i know how good i can be and it's just like he just he just got it and yeah no one it's no one expressed the exhaustion of like just the exhaustion of trying to be something like not like i gotta do what i why i gotta do but it's like oh it's it's really hard that's a wild way to put it like it is scary and exhausting i want to be something something more yeah i'll be something more and it's just like people look at you like oh you're so like like all right it reminds me is this is a weird this is a weird connection i have but like you know that song

lucky by britney spears yeah which is in my mind that's that's probably that's probably the perfect that's one of the best out that's one of the best songs about being successful in entertainment period because it's all about just like i feel nothing it's really like i feel nothing people are people looking at me like oh it must be great to be you but no it's really hard to just maintain this what happens when it stops and this song is kind of like he's so afraid of like what's gonna happen like if this stops i don't know what i'm gonna do so i have to just keep moving forward keep moving forward keep moving forward and it's just like it's just such a human thing so it doesn't matter it doesn't matter who's saying it but like i feel like if britney spears nipsey hustle had a

conversation they'd probably be like i relate to you so much i bet they'd like each other oh yeah yeah they probably connected listen they would have connected listen that uh that album also had a line on dedication where he said he knows he's a genius but he can't claim it yeah that's like that shit makes my heart hurt thinking about like just like that explanation of just like it's like that feeling that you get probably like right before you did something like comedy where you're like yo i know i'm like i know i got something like yeah whatever the system's not set up for me to win but i feel like i feel like whatever it is i know i got it there's just not like parameters for me to explain how great i am i haven't found the door yet yeah yeah yeah fucking jesus yeah it's just like it was so it's all of that and it's kind of

just like that's what like i remember someone when he passed bro it's crazy after this is after he passed he kind of says like oh he kind of like it's like on a pock level of like i'm gonna die he says on mad he kind of alludes to on mad songs like i'm gonna die at some i'm gonna die soon like yeah i it just it's hard to talk about neighborhood nip like i bought i have some crenshaw gear that took a year it took a year to get to my to get to my house no it took so long to get that like i ordered it and had it delivered to my office and by the time i got it i was already fired from that job for like three months hey if it makes you feel any better i still haven't got my big baller brand t-shirt you want talking about a Big Baller Man t-shirt

none of us have gotten our Big Johnson t-shirts either Big Johnson shirts you guys did my Big Johnson that's like three that's not even that long ago I gotta send an email about that bro that's worth following up on I'm about to buy one of those Big Dog shirts I got a couple

man they're active on social media hit them up they might hook you up I'm about to buy one of those big dog shirts. Yeah. I got a couple, man. They're active on social media. Hit them up. They might hook you up. Shout out to big dogs. I remember every time I went to an outlet mall, they were always there. Of course they were. Always there.

Always there. I had no choice but to wear a big dog as a Zoftig youth, being that I was a chubby little dude. You're a bugle boy or you're a big dog? No, no. I was a chubby kid. I was a bugle boy kid to the death of me, bro. I had all that shit.

You had limited options. I had the bugle boy shirt that had the B was in flames and shit. It was so hard. I wore a lot of Oshkosh, my gosh, you're getting fat. Oshkosh, my gosh. Oshkosh, my gosh, that button is working hard. Oshkosh my gosh that button is working hard That was more in the Oshkosh my gosh that kid has

Way too many cross color outfits for being a Sixth grader in Sioux Falls South Dakota That's what I was And really the answer to that is one cross Color outfit I had four outfits and those were all interchangeable So I think that equals 16 outfits That's 16 outfits bro

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing yeah no you know they polo time for your third pick man my third pick i mean listen i'm gonna go back to rap I can stay away It's like I got shit I wanna pick But then I got shit that I don't wanna get Taken

I know what you mean Yeah Man alright this is a weird one Nobody saw this one coming I'm taken and granted this album Only has 9 songs i think let me double check nine songs i think we either had 10 you're good yeah it has nine songs uh i could do without two of them i'm picking madonna true blue oh. Rip me off some of those songs.

Papa Don't Preach, Open Your Heart, White Heat, Live to Tell, Where's the Party, True Blue, La Isla Bonita. That song is beautiful. Last night I dreamed of San Pedro. Man, that album, just like all those songs are like, those are like, cause we've all talked about it. Single mom, new to the country, a lot of Madonna in my house growing up. Madonna, Janet Jackson, and then maybe one other album that I'm going to talk about later. I bet. Yeah. Those songs are just, I love all those songs. They're just like straight up pop songs. Sure. Yeah. I'm with you, man.

Fucking jams, dude. Open Your Heart is so good. Open Your Heart. Live to Tell is such a jam. True Blue is a jam. Papa Don't Preach is one of my top 10 favorite songs in general. That's a great song. I'm keeping my baby.

When I listen to Madonna or watch old Madonna videos, I get mad. I watch them and I'm like, damn. and when i listen to madonna or watch old madonna videos i get mad like i wish i like i look i watch them like damn i wish i was my age now back then when she was popping because like oh i could see my because i could see myself getting a call from a girl who loves madonna being like yo you should get tested that's i see that in my i see that in my whole i see it i see that whole thing i can see a girl that like has a big hole and like a shoulder and shoulder that's your fantasy that's why yeah that's just yeah it's it's a real like i get she calls and says yo she calls and says hey you should get tested and i'm just like damn what and she's like yeah oh no then i get tested and i don't have it i don't have it i don't have it i don't have it

but you met her at some filthy bar on the lower east side you guys just hit it off i met her on the lancy or some shit and i'm just like back to her actual loft yeah like a cute yeah i went back to her loft she had like a lava lamp for some reason it was like for some reason i'll tell you the reason it's fun to fuck next to a lava lamp that's the reason and then you go i can't calm down i'm all i'm all heated up now that's gonna be out of context then i go back to like another bar and they're playing oingo boingo then they play i'm a donna song and i'm just like oh shit bro that reminds me one time i almost got you i almost got the bro yeah that's what the song i just think like damn i dodged a bullet bro you're gonna sleep

with a girl who goes by one name use a condom every time that's all i'm gonna tell you yeah that's what that's what i'm saying. That's hilarious. Just the risk. An album inspired by and dedicated to Sean Penn. Sean Penn. That album is inspired by Sean Penn? Yeah, they were dating and yeah sean penn got madonna

they were married didn't he like he like tied her up or some shit he did some funny some weird shit to her yeah some awful shit yeah he said that he was gonna marry her and they could raise a little family but all she needs right now is some good advice. True Blue is my pick, goddammit. All right. Stick with it, baby. Yeah, I feel good about it. Time for my third pick, and I'm going to take Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder, otherwise known as Stevelin Judkins.

Sure, Stevelin Judkins. No misses on that album. Yeah, he was fucking fantastic, in my opinion, from top to bottom. Not a unique opinion. But I just love it, man. There's like the big ones like Sir Duke and stuff that isn't too lovely. Of all time, by the way.

As, which is massive. Wait, which is your favorite Stevie Wonder song? Sir Duke, favorite Stevie Wonder song of all time. It's amazing. Yeah, that or living for the city but uh i think sir duke it's happy it's like uh it's it's just i love that song there's no getting around me being in a good mood when that song's on it's uh it's an amazing album like i didn't really listen to it i remember i would hear people talk about like songs in the key of life all the

time or like steve's going on tour and he's playing songs of the key of life. But I had listened to like so much rap by the time I listened to it for the first time that going through it is like this, like, Oh, this got sampled. Oh, this got sampled.

Oh, this got sampled. It's like such a trip, like going back, like a past time paradise. Yeah. Uh, God,

village get a land is such a good song too. Contusion is like one of the few songs on there i don't really like it's like too like experimental fucking jazzy for me but uh it's just a fucking fantastic album i mean like as isn't she lovely i imagine if i ever have a child i'll i'll revisit that song that's real i just really love it man i want to see stevie has like a stevie stevie wonder has a concert you can call stevie at this point stevie has a concert in la every like christmas that's and i guess like in the in the past years it had been this like big amazing thing where like he would go and play like a grip of songs and bring out like special guests and everything but i went to it i couldn't have been last year it might have been the year before i think it was and uh it was like he's getting

older you know what i mean and like it was hosted by his daughter who was clearly like hammered and like didn't talk to the other person who was hosting it and they kept like missing cues and like fucking up and like stevie came out and played like two songs and then was like all right that's it and everyone was like what and then clearly someone backstage like and then like other people went up and played like lucas nelson willie nelson's son went out and played some songs and anderson packed it like one song and like someone was clearly like stevie you have to play more than two songs these people came to this concert and then he went back out and played like three more songs it was super hectic and like not a great concert but better than never seeing stevie wonder sure sure yeah exactly uh so stevie

wonder is my third pick and with my fourth pick this is maybe left field but right now today in this moment i believe this to be true in my heart and i'm taking jagged little pill by alanis morrison i don't think that's crazy i think that's realistic it's full of dope songs it's so fucking good i was watching uh the trip i think to italy or to greece i forget the steve coogan rob bryden yeah those two british comedians they have like a series of movies and in one of them they they just start the the only cd they have is jagged little pill by alanis morissette and it's so fucking good it really is man there's so many good songs and that was one of the not a car side of canada oh the second marissa melnick only yeah i know that jagged little

pill was lons more set because i don't know if you know this but uh jagged little thrill is the date is the third album jagged edge it is get the fuck out of town they took the name of jagged little pill and they made it into jagged little thrill that's amazing i did not know that i don't want to get married yeah i couldn't name the first two albums by jagged edge i mean i'm aware of jagged edge uh let's talk about jagged edge a little more jagged age uh you ought to know is on there which is an all-time yell it in your car until you pass out behind the wheel song is is hand in my pocket in there yes it is ironic is also on there track 10 oh my god head over feet is on there don't be surprised if i love you

that song that song that song's hard that song's hard oh shit i forgot about that oh that was that what year what year was that let me take a guess let me take a guess okay take a guess take a guess uh 98 no 96 oh my way off was like 94 all right go ahead go ahead 95 1995 oh man that was such a that was a great time to be like a white woman with fucking problems that shit was yeah oh my god that was yeah that was the best time to be like a white woman just was just like stressed out you're dating some dude who had bangs like you were just like he had bangs and a tucked in t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. He did that in the theater.

He had the long john shirt under a t-shirt look. Wasn't she dating Uncle Joey? Dave Coulier? That's Dave Coulier on his off day. I did a week at a comedy club with David's boy, Dave Coulier. Don't do that to me.

Good friends. He didn't drink. He didn't do anything. He he didn't swear instead of flipping people off in his act he would hold three fingers up and he'd say read between the lines that was it last night he was there he had himself about a one and a half miller lights and he walked out with a two-piece and i could not believe what i was seeing he had his hand in each girl's pocket and walked out of the club and i was like dave coulier over here one hand in their pockets i was shocked where i was like you won't swear and here you are about to go pull a fredo you oh you probably see how you go that you gotta watch out for the guys like that if you're're single. You put that nasty energy somewhere. Oh, he is probably. Exactly.

It has to go somewhere. It doesn't go nowhere. It has to go somewhere. We between the lines. He also spit on her butt. He was between the lines. When he said that, he was sending out subliminal signals. This is me.

And here's these two girls. Here's these two dental hygienists who came to the club together. He probably has like the hugest hog. Like, oh my God. He probably does. Dave Cuir definitely has a huge hog. Like, oh my God. He probably does. Dave Cuir definitely has a huge hog. Oh, I bet he looks like a Molson bottle. Like a Molson bottle.

Oh, that's funny. That dude fucks, bro. Yeah, he does. Oh, cool, yeah. Jagged Little Pill. Jagged Little Pill, man. He cuts it out. Jagged Little Pill.

David, time for your fourth album. My fourth album, I'm going to pick Jagged Little Thrill. That would be crazy. You just wanted to steer it back to the jagged edge. I get it. Just to get us back onto our original track. I just want to get married.

No, I'm going to pick Erykah Badu, Baduism. Her first album. Oof. Oof. Oof. It was played in my home. Pretty much nonstop. A lot of women came over to commiserate about that Tyrone song.

A lot of women with no men, but they love that song nonetheless. Yeah. That album is just so good top to bottom. She has so much personality. It's like the songs are great, but then it's like that Afro song. You know what I mean? Yeah. You told me it was going to take me to see Wu-Tang, baby.

So I braided my hair. You fall in love with Erykah Badu on that album. It will come as no surprise that my lesbian sister is a big fan of baduism by erica badu i believe it yeah i thought i picked her i i thought she was a mama's gun gal but i saw her i saw her live first of all amazing album amazing amazing concert amazing concert, there were so many throuples there. It was ridiculous. It was so many throuples.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. That makes sense. It was also just like watching her. She's probably one of the top five performers I've seen. It wasn't necessarily that she brought a lot of energy and whatnot. It was just like how she talked to the crowd, how she brought the crowd in. She'd tell

little stories about her kids and stuff like that and it was just like it was it was it was it was emotional it was crazy i mean i think that's why baduism live is such a good album oh my god it's like the live one because it's just like all these little all the little like interludes and stuff she's just great that album's all personality i like it's rare that i listen to whole r&b albums but yeah but it's like i don't know like you said there's a lot of personality on it which keeps you engaged there's a lot of like i don't know it's not tropey no not at all it maybe invented some but like to wanda at that Erykah Badu concert, would you say there were fewer shoes than there were feet in the crowd? It was a house of blues.

So you had to eat. They made you wear shoes. There was glass on the floor. Out of curiosity. It was also Boston. So it was still like vaguely racist or just like, we had to walk to a metal detector. I'm like,

nigga's going to shoot him. You're going to Erykah Badu? This is a kind he's gonna shoot up this oh my god i remember that's insane why could someone brought a marimba in no dejembe's check your dejembe at the door bro i think it starts at the door bro i think i need a cup of tea the world keeps turning it's so good man yeah that's a great like end of a long day you know what that album makes me think of being a kid like my mom cooking dinner on sunday night yeah like you got nowhere to go you gotta go to school tomorrow but it's still the weekend simpsons is coming on in a couple hours let's go make a dinner it's gonna be all right yeah man baduism that's a great pick yeah uh to wonder time for your fourth pick oh all right so i know we said no compilations no soundtracks

but i think i might have found i had to ask this question what about an album where like it's all by one guy that's by one guy it is a soundtrack but it doesn't have anything to do with the movie at all I think that's okay I think you know what this is it's my first not rap pick Curtis Mayfield Superfly

fantastic that shit I used to listen to that shit everyday then I watched the movie finally and i was like this these songs don't fit at all it's literally the exact album is exponentially better than that movie that movie is so bad it's also just like the album you're just like damn like you shouldn't why are you a drug you're bad you're you're just bad you're like you're leaving kids at home drugged up up and shit. It's the exact opposite.

Yeah. What's your favorite song on that album? No Thing On Me, a.k.a. the cocaine song. Okay. Back to the cocaine. It's just about being like, it's about sobriety, bro. I just, I beat the shit. It says my life's a natural high. You can't, the drug dealer got, you got nothingriety, bro. I beat the shit. He says, my life's a natural high.

The drug dealer got nothing on me, bro. You got nothing on me, bro. It's beautiful. It's so good. As Dave said, it eclipses the movie completely. Yeah, I mean, none of those songs. I pulled up the track list. Little Child, Runnin' Wild.

And then into Pusha man into freddie's it's just like he sounds like the devil he sounds like the devil yeah that's the devil i'm like oh shit he's devious but also i like that album too because then when they remade the movie remade the movie last year right where he was like yes they did i got so i like that album too though yeah exactly because future pulled a curtis may he pulled a curtis mayfield that album was so curated the entire thing and it's like that album is so much that's's a great future album. It was so good. That new Superfly album? Yeah.

It has a song called Show My Chain Some Love. Show my chain some love. Oh. That song. I'm going to listen to that as soon as we're done with this. There's a song called No Shame. And it's just like. Yo.

The first time I heard it, I almost broke down. I was like, what? It's just. Did you try to watch the movie, the movie's on stars if anyone has stars I remember I watched I tried to watch it and he starts off like yeah you know they call me super fly I'm a drug dealer but also I scam

and I use bitcoin and I was like oh my god the movie's a piece of shit there's a part where it's like there's a house there's a shootout and the house is on fire right and he somehow escapes and the bad guy who wears all white

does a cruise let's go and I'm like no we can't jump through fire niggas what you pussy and he jumps through the fire like nothing

like there's nothing wrong with it and and that's it and I was like what also his hair is mad distracting his hair is so distracting it's so

it's so bad it also stars that dude who was on the shy and and um yeah it was but the album much like kurt mayfield's original great album great album walk on and walk on minx uh yes ah man that album now that album is so good there's only one but like but the original superfly still just like that my god that shit was that shit's perfect it's like it wasn't preachy about his message but you could feel it yeah you could feel you could feel like don't do drugs don't sell drugs you gotta be beyond this shit it kind of has that it's like the same energy as um the isaac hayes shaft soundtrack yes but, but better.

But better because it's not about a cop. So it's just like. Yeah, but yeah, this is just like. So that's definitely there. That shit is amazing. I listen to it so many times. It's perfect. Unfortunately, we can't allow it because this is a soundtrack.

You have to make a different pick. No, I'm just joking. It's great. I wouldn't know. No, I'm joking. No, we can't allow it because this is a soundtrack. You have to make a different pick. No, I'm just joking. I have one. I have one. I have one. No, I'm joking. That's great. That's a fucking great pick. Sean, time for your fourth and final picks. I'm going back to rap. I missed you. And I'm going... That's back to rap.

It's gotta be just... These are both my passion picks. Not like this isn't an amazing album. But I'm going doggy style absolutely cover to cover i could just see people being like what it's just that song or that album so many different parts of my life i can relate like where i was but like what pump it had a whole resurgence when i heard pump pump and above the rim i was like oh shit i'm gonna listen to Doggy Style a little more. It is the only album that my parents ever found and then broke in front of me with a

tack hammer and then gave me money. My stepdad, Smith snitched on me, by the way. So my friend told, he goes, why is that parental advisory sticker torn off? And I was like, dog, like looking at him. My stepdad was in there. So he took it and broke it with a tack hammer and he gave me $15. And I was in my mind. I'm like, dog, like looking at him. My stepdad was in there. So he took it and broke it with a tack hammer. And he gave me $15. And I was in my mind.

I'm like, you fool. Obviously. I'm going to buy it again. Why don't you go hand it? Go hand this straight to Snoop Dogg. Why don't you? I just went to disc jockey. I bought another one.

I was like, tight. Now it doesn't sound like a tape that I used to have. It sounds like a brand new tape. Hoisted by your own petard, stepfather. You know what i remember about doggy style because i was like little i was really little i'm younger than you i was really little when it came out i was like yeah i suppose or i was too young to be listening to it i remember never being alone with it long enough to be able to read the cartoon yeah

the cartoon in the cd or the tape liner or whatever yeah i would always like start to and somebody be like what are you doing i'd be like that dude it's so good i remember the shiznit was like i still feel cool because i can sing every lyric in the song and that's a fucking hard song to sing it's just like five minutes of rapping straight through yo snoop dog is one of those rappers that's just like he's so effortlessly good oh it's it's just like he's just also yeah he was this is snoop doggy dog yeah yeah yeah you became a he became a household name like almost instantly almost instantly like it was and that it's just full of bangers and then like i remember going to the skating rink they play what's my name and

everybody be like oh shit out onto the rink sweating balls by the time we were done. Just because I would just skate as fast as I could. I drank Tanqueray because of gin and juice. Yeah, not good. That's really one of the worst. I'm like, Snoop, you could have just gotten tonic. Tonic is right there. That drink is too tangy.

That's an awful drink. It's tangy as hell. I like Crooked Eye just because of the cartoon. Snoop was the spokesperson for Crooked Eye. So I used to try to get Crooked Eye all the time when I was pretty young. That shit is gross too, bro. It's so gross. Say that in a way. It's nasty.

So Doggy Style for my fourth pick. And then my fifth pick, my favorite rapper of all time, my favorite musician, one of my heroes. I'm picking. Is it my friend Sean? It's not. I'm picking Lucy Ford. Oh, it is your friend Sean. Lucy Ford by Atmosphere to me is perfect.

I love Atmosphere. I love everything they've ever done. You say Atmosphere, but I just know him as my friend Sean because we like. Yeah, he's our friend Sean, our podcast bud. Your funny friend Sean, as you used to call him. Is that what I said? Yeah, we were sitting right next to each other, and David goes, let my funny friend Sean speak.

He wasn't talking about me. He's one of my heroes, and that album is fantastic. It got me through a crazy part of my life that was tough. And so I just, I will always love that whole album. Cover to cover. It's perfect to me. Best song on there.

Party for the fight to write. And yeah, that's my fifth pick. Amazing. Atmosphere. I remember he used to do a lot of shit with Murs. Yeah, they had all the felt albums.

They had Rosie Perez and Christina Ricci. Christina Ricci. And then Lisa Bon bonet they had the three felt albums and they're all real good that was little mers oh man is he's your favorite rapper mers you don't remember he had those t-shirts that said mers was your favorite rapper i don't remember those i remember i remember mers for president i remember mers 316 but i remember that yeah and all the belts no i'll go fuck myself then it was like that's like you leave me with no choice yeah that brings you that that shit brings me back bro i remember like yeah unfortunately i never like got too deep into the album but like i

used to like go to there's one i remember there's a year i had to do summer school for physics right when i was in when i was in high school and i was like going to class and shit but one day i was walking from class and i saw it was like a i had a brand new underground hip-hop like record store like right by my right by my high school and i would go there every single day after and just listen just listen listen listen to everything they had i actually failed physics again that summer but still but still it was like worth it i remember i bought so much shit from there i want i want i wanted to buy i wanted to buy some atmosphere shit but i ended up buying um uh what the album okay the red man oh red man yeah i got and my like the underground

hip-hop album and i guess it was just like an underground record store kind of place but uh charisma and peanut butter wolf oh my god yeah for sure what's in that backpack don't worry about it's a peanut butter wolf t-shirt no have you watched that documentary adult rappers no no oh my god it's like it's it's both like super dope but it's also like one of the saddest things ever because it's like all these underground rappers are just like yeah you know like i still go on tour and stuff but i'm like i'm 40 i have kids and i go back like right i gotta stay we would see fucking uh uh asap rocket like barbecues and shit in portland yeah really i flipped the fuck out we saw asap rock and open mike eagle were at this barbecue and i was like holy shit i'm standing right next to him i didn't even notice and then our friend art he goes

he brings me over because he knew he couldn't tell me next to him he brings me over he's like hey do you know who that is and i was like yeah it's just some and i looked and i was like fuck and i had to leave for a second and then i came back and i couldn't even talk to him i just stood there like an idiot yeah that's look up's check out adult rappers i think it's on vimeo or like it's on youtube now probably i will i'd love to watch that for sure it's not dangerously different than what we all exactly you get older in your comic and you're like uh here i am i'm 40 and i'm out here you know hey it's just weird we chill a little bit yeah yeah i think yeah i mean i don't get that because i'm 28 but yeah i'm 25

and I got the world ahead of me I'm even younger than both of those I'm 38 and I'm going to slam dunk I told you Sean you're going to dunk Tawanda what's your final pick? final pick this is difficult

this is difficult but I would be remiss if i didn't mention my favorite rapper the person that that that like who i think has inspired me so much and sean is it cold in there why you see my nipples no i just you you'll get it no keep going I'm sorry I'm gonna say the state versus Roderick Davis by Gucci Mane there you go I said is it cold cause of burr

burr burr but I like it cause like Gucci Mane once killed a guy with a pool cue he beat him nearly he didn't kill him he beat him nearly to death I thought he killed him with a pool cue no he beat him nearly he didn't kill him he beat him nearly to death i thought he killed him with a pool cue i thought that was the whole thing nope he beat he beat him half to death but i read his autobiography again like two weeks ago so i know everything

but uh i like the album not to say because it's not his best work but it's the work that like i remember when i was when i was younger i was like yo gucci's the truth he's hilarious he would he'd rap off beat sometimes he's he's he's the funniest guy on one song i remember he legit said i took a c alice and now i'm horny that's what i was like yeah yeah gucci man i was like i was like yeah i was like erectile dysfunction you know i mean that's cool but um this i remember all my friends just like yo this is so bad and in the summer of this shit it started with the the remix to the song breakup by mario yeah and girls are like buses miss one next 15 one coming when that was that that was so great. When that one line happened, I remember all my friends texting me at the same time.

Like, bro, I didn't know Gujiman was like that. And then. On a Mario Wynand song. Yes. But then it kept, then that song kept going. Then he was on a Mariah Carey song. Yep. Yeah. He was on a Mariah Carey song.

And then, like, this album drops. And the album album like there were just non-stop hits on it i think he went to jail part way through like the uh the promotion of it but still he recorded he did all the videos beforehand he had so much content for he was just ready it was a it was crisp it was clear i think at this point he got like he got his first veneers. He came out looking super clean and whatever. Yeah. Is that when he had the Bart Simpson chain? No, this is right after that.

At this point, he had a whisk chain. He had a whisk. Okay, okay, okay. The Bart chain was dope. He had an Atlanta Falcons helmet. Then he had a bacon soda chain. Then he had a So Icy chain. I remember it was

like this summer he was rapping he was rapping his ass off he was trying so hard he was like this is gonna be this is gonna be it like it's one of those albums where it's just like it's too big to fail like like when you listen to something i remember like i saw today the the carters out the big the jay-z beyonce album dropped today like dropped today two years ago that album again had the same energy where it's like there's no way this can fail there's no way this can fail there's no way this can fail or get rich or not trying no way this can fail cardi b uh invasion of privacy no way this can fail lose you can't lose it's just like everything's working like no matter what happens and that's that was the energy on this album where it was just like all the synapses were working at the right pace everything was everything was going good and to me that was like

it was fucking flawless there's also something to be said for a scary rapper like for real yeah yeah yeah a real deal but like it's like he really like he's yeah he he's like everybody's afraid of gucci man everyone's everyone's afraid everyone is terrified of him but then it was like this album got him into a harmony corinne movie yeah spring breakers right oh yeah he was in spring breakers and there were rumors there were rumors that he was fucking selena gomez god i bet who knows dude why not he's selling he's like oh yeah but yeah he's uh gucci may like keep his hands to himself yeah this this this album led to one of the best cinematic moments i've ever seen which was in uh spring breakers which is it's an okay movie a sex scene the sex scene where he says the best line ever. Dave, you know it?

No. What? He says this chick is riding him. This chick is riding him. But also in this dirt man, when they're doing the scene, he's like sipping and smoking blunts all day. So he's like dozing off, waking up, dozing off, waking up. And he wakes up and he says,

I feel like you're playing Mozart on my dick right now. Yeah! And he wakes up and he says, I feel like you're playing Mozart on my dick right now. Yeah. And he went back to sleep. And it's like, without the State vs. Roderick Davis, this would never happen. That's awesome. Yeah, man. Gucci Mane is a real rapper. Yeah.

And he's one of the most. And he's one of those people. His interviews are great. His interviews are great. I watched an interview one time where he was like, my name's Gucci Mane. And now that I know about a fashion brand that's a family name. And I was like, what? Yeah.

That's a family name. I saw an interview, too. But also, it's just great because I like Gucci. So also because his legacy as a person in the industry where you can. He put Atlanta on. He put Atlanta on. You can look at pretty much every popular rapper from atlanta or front like in the game right now gucci is had was a part of their career like there's no migos without him no me goes out yeah

young thug literally young thug he he met young thug through peewee longway right and he's like peewee longway was like yo you should sign my friend here, Young Thug. And Gucci was like, all right, I haven't heard any of your music, but I know Pee Wee. That's a good, legitimate guy. So here's $100,000. Come stay at my, stay at my, record me as much as you can. Never heard, never heard, never heard a lyric. Never heard a lyric. That's wild.

He does that shit on Instagram all the time, too, where he's like, I'm trying to give somebody a million dollars to be on 1017 exactly also shout out to Pee Wee Longway crazy face rapper the blue M&M yeah Pee Wee Longway is a wild boy he's a wild wild boy

but that what you call it that Gucci album the same person as Roderick Davis is amazing it's great as like if i if i could choose a mixtape i would choose something else but this shit i have to say i can't not say gucci man it's out to guap it's gucci and now he's got a fucking six-pack he's got everything yeah now he's just now he's beautiful he's gorgeous hooping too by the way you ever watch gucci play basketball because no one's playing. He's gorgeous. Hooping, too, by the way. You ever watch Cushy play basketball?

He can hoop, man. Because no one's playing defense. Yeah. One person had to. Because there's that one clip where somebody does play him, and he's just like, do you want to fight? Do you want to die tonight? Do you want to die tonight? I was like, oh, shit.

Man. It's like the comedian run in L too with all the comics just that constant death threat uh david time for your final pick i just this is just because it's still on the board and i feel like i have to like i gotta get it if it's available, I'm taking Calls Dropout. Oh, yeah. Yeah, all right. I was wondering who's going to make it on there twice. Yeah, where I was at, I mean, what do you say about that album, man? Like everything, everything, everything.

It's fantastic. Even I listen to Last Call sometimes. It's all good man like i just like when he talks about when jay put the gucci bucket over his face like yeah that's not even a song and i listen to that shit it's just him talking over but it's beautiful like a little come-up story at the end i drove my mom yeah i go to new york yeah two words maybe the best freeway verse ever and i was like so good that was what i really thought freeway was gonna work like well that's him on flip sides too right is that freeway yeah he's like he's fucking he's a good rapper he's on good songs he has good albums yeah

what we do his album is good too but anyway the point is not about freeway the point is that college dropout was like so and at that time there was like remember there wasn't anything like people forget about how much heat he took coming in yeah lots man like pink polos and backpacks and shit and everybody's was like, what the fuck is this guy? Like it was just so different from everything at the time. He was. And wherever he's at right now, I love you, Kanye.

Yeah. I want you. We want you back. Oh, we miss you, bro. Yeah, man.

I'm sorry. You're sick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you don't take your medication. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry that you have Candace Owens number in your phone. Delete that number,

bro. Yeah. You don't feel like your phone would get heavier if that happened. Oh, my God. Put a phone number on it. It's got your boy Luda on it, dude, on Breathe In, Breathe Out, too. Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out.

Breathe Out. Yeah, that whole shit. And just seeing his come up. Whatever. Yeah. College Dropout's one of the best albums. I remember. All time.

He recorded it, right? Because he recorded it, and it didn't come out for like a year time he recorded it right because he recorded it and it didn't come out for like a year after he recorded it so he was like he was making beats he's just make he was making a shit ton of beats around that time and there's any oh no keep going i was just saying i knew he could rap because he had a bunch of features at that time yeah and i heard him i knew he could rap because i heard him on that chameleon air song that i talked about on your podcast that commit oh yeah chameleon air suck that I talked about on your podcast that commit oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he said my man Benzino get a Benz and they call him Benzino when I get my Bentley they will call me Bentley no a lot of shit changes I hope would you doesn't matter it's a

whole long but I don't want anybody to fuck my bitch it's great it's here cuz he was because it was funny he was a client was a funny ass rapper but he rapped about like being broke i had never heard a rapper like i got a couple past due bills i won't be specific like what yeah man got his jaw broken and still right and still rap through a fucking wire through the wire for a fucking debut debut single yeah that was amazing he said i remember i watched it i watched like a there's there's also an oral history of that that i think i don't know if roland stone did or whatever but it was like you know in the first in the through the wire video how it's all these little these all these photographs and they just go through it and shit well yeah the cameraman or

the guys made it they talked about just following them around and all that they saw they just talked about that entire time and they showed footage that they never show what happened was he was um he's at a listening party and he says okay i've been trying to get this album released for a year so i've been doing non-stop beats i'm making beats so i can take the money and print out t-shirts and sell those shirts i'm putting in all this effort because i need you all to know that i'm going to win i love that like i have like i i'm going to win. I love that. I'm going to win. I am not going to lose.

When you hear this album, it all makes sense. That's fucking beautiful. And it did too. God, it's good. Amazing pick. Great story. David, that was your final pick. It's time for my final pick. I'm going to take with my final pick Sounds of Silver by LCD Sound System. I pick i'm going to take with my final pick sounds of silver by lcd sound system which i had to take it lcd sound system yeah i thought you were gonna go early with

lcd sound system uh it was either this or they have like their live album of their like goodbye concert but that's kind of like a sneaky greatest hit so i'm not gonna take that i just fucking love it it's got get innocuous it opens up with north american scum is on there someone great which is like a heartbreaking song all my friends which is another beautiful heartbreaking song and then it ends with new york i love you but you're bringing me down which is another great lcd song yeah hell yeah i never heard that i just love lcd sound system no fantastic i got into there's a documentary about their very last concert called oh i forget what it's called but it's incredibly close so very loud and incredibly close no

shut up and play the hits is the name of the album uh or the same of the documentary actually it might be called shut up and play the hits by lcd sound system they're they're like an electronic dance band basically fronted by this dude named james murphy and uh it's just really good you may have heard dance yourself clean before and like not known it was lcd sound system yeah you for sure dance yourself clean yeah they're one of those bands because i was like that too where you hear them you hear like seven or eight songs and you're like oh all these all these songs that i kind of like these are all them is this some shit out here is this some shit out here like an ipod nano commercial yep uh a while back i don't know if you would

have heard lcd in an ipod commercial maybe though maybe dance yourself clean if there was like a cool bank that just opened up in your neighborhood they might be playing or to be like yeah you know all those cool banks right here in those young 20 something banks to be fair all those cool banks? Right here. Those young 20-something banks. To be fair, there are cool banks in Portland. Are there really? Present is cool, you know what I mean? You guys have cool young banks? I believe.

Right here in like a dance scene in like a Blade movie when he's like walking through all these vampires. No, it's not that hardcore, right? It was very like New York, like Lower East Side in the like mid 2000s like 2006 seven eight nine they toured with arcade fire uh where would you hear it you would hear it like in a store that sells four pairs of pants and would i hear it in the sharper image no you wouldn't have heard in the sharper image it's too late for the sharper image but you definitely would have heard it in like what about like urban outfitters before it got big like the first yeah you would have heard it there like a g-star here at a place you'd hear to the g-star if you went in for a haircut i was just gonna say if you were getting a haircut at the right place you'd hear it like a floyd or some shit the haircut's 70 but they give you three drinks like it's that kind of spot

you would definitely hear it at like at like Brandeis University at some point you probably could have heard it oh yeah we're laughing because we know where that is totally man fucking Brandeis ripped his face off dude yeah fucking blue falcons fucking brandeis suck it brandeis uh but yeah

sounds of silver by lcd man it's one of my favorite albums and that wraps us up to recap sean jordan you went first and you took all Eyes on Me by Tupac Shakur, and then Beef Rhymes and Rice. Beef Rhymes and Rice, dude, by A Tribe Called Lunch. Beef Rhymes and Life by Tupac Shakur. The Blue Album by Weezer. Doggy Style by Snoop Doggy Dog. And then Lucy Ford by Atmosphere. Tawanda, you went second. request we uh the blue album by weezer doggy style by snoop doggy dog and then lucy ford by

atmosphere to wanda you went second you took ready to die by the notorious big it was written by naz victory lap by nipsey hustle superfly by curtis mayfield and then the state versus roderick davis by gucci man david you went third you took the blueprint by jay-z uh word of mouth by ludacris true blue by madonna baduism by erica badu and then the college dropout by kanye west i went last that's a great list i took abbey road by the beatles my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by kanye west songs in the key of life by steve judkins otherwise known as stevie wonder jagged little pill by alanis morissette and then sounds of silver by lcd sound system yeah what a run of albums we left a lot i mean we left all the other little thrill for example hanging out the super fly sound the second super fly soundtrack is still there i had the carnival the score yeah dude the score is so good by johnny polygon uh quem and i was on there

i mean i don't know why nobody picked the carter too i had daytona right i had pet say oh shit i had beyonce self-titled shit you know what's weird about daytona i didn't get any like new new albums in my brain for some reason i know what you mean everything when we did albums i was like okay what's from 20 years i didn't think about anything in the past five years which probably fucked me yeah i didn't either so the first run the jewels kind of might have been on there but that was still like 10 years ago or something well that was super long shit back to black by amy winehouse. Taylor Swift, Pearl Jam 10. Pearl Jam 10 is great.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton. Vampire Weekend's first one. What's that first Adele album? Oh, it's like her age. It's like 18 or something, 19. Who won the TLC? Kid A by Radiohead. David's favorite album, Kid A by Radiohead.

I just can't get into it. And Rainbows. And Rainbows, bro. The Lonesome Crowded Rest by Modest Mouse. Yeah, there's a grip. New Ancient Strings by Tumani Diabate. Use Your Illusion 2, Guns and Roses, Dr. Feelgood. Tapestry by Carole King. I mean, for God's sake.

That's some fucking hit. Did I already say Jagged Little Thrill? I almost said Enema of the State by Blink-182. Oh, dude, I guarantee it was on Ian's list. You were in Friendly Waters. Absolutely. Blink-182. Oh, dude, I guarantee it was on Ian's list. You were in Friendly Waters. Absolutely. When we were talking about car albums, dude, all I was listening to was Pop Punk when I got my first car,

and that was for sure on there. Oh, that's the case. I would have done that. I would have done Is a Real Boy by fucking Say Anything. That was my shit. Oh, dude, I listened to a bunch of the Ataris, dude, back then. Oh, my God. What was going on in my life?

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