All Fantasy Everything - Appliances (w/ Katie Nolan)

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. time only. This is all fantasy everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting appliances. The month of November continues with our esteemed guest and dear, dear friend, Katie Nolan. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always are my dear friends, Sean Jordan and David Borey. We don't do the intro music anymore, so now it's just kinda here.

We're in it. That was good. That was great. Do we play, Isaac, do we play the intro music at all? Is it like before? In the very beginning. It comes before. He's just holding it for, yes, bro.

Yeah, dude. I knew the question was gonna come. Thank you. You anticipate my needs. Exactly right. Which is why you're such a tender lover. Producer. Producer. That's right.

Yeah, producer. Producer, not producer. Producer boners. Producer boner bears. Yeah, what, right here? Shout out. Oh wait, where'd they go? Brought to you by. Shit, I ate them all, sorry. They're gone, I don't know what to do. Uh Producer of boner bears. Yeah Wait where they go brought to you by shit. I ate them all sorry They're gone. I don't know what to do this episode of all fantasy. Everything is brought to you by boner bears Outside the car we are doing carbots outside the car fully

Sean has boner bears. It's a it's a gummy bear boner pill. Yeah Sean has boner bears. It's a it's a gummy bear boner pill. Yeah Six of them It's a lot more of a gummy bear. I think we found out. Yeah, it's they are gummies, too It says gummies right on the package. So they're gummies. They're herbal. So really just sounds like they're dope gummy bears They could just rename them I already get a boner when I eat gummy bears I don't even Gummy bears do the trick just fine. I don't know what these are gonna do It's a placebo. It's just like eat gummy bears get a boner when I eat gummy bears. I don't even... Gummy bears do the trick just fine.

I don't know what these are gonna do. It's a placebo. It's just like, eat gummy bears, get a boner. Everybody loves a good gummy bear. Split the old bad dude like a banana if I take these. Something about eating a thing that's shaped the way I am gets me all turned on. Oh, are you a gummy little bear? I'm kind of a gummy little bear.

You're a gummy little bear? What's your boyfriend like? He's kind of like a gummy little bear. I don't know. That'd be a, yeah. I could be that. I could be that. Kind of a gummy little bear type. I could be that.

What food are all of... Sean, you're not shaped like a gummy bear at all. You're more like that. No, you're more of a slim gin. Yeah, you're like a flat beef jerky. Thank you. You know those flat... Yeah, thank you. Yeah, like the like a flat beef jerky. You know those flat? Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, like the sheets of it.

Yeah, you're like kind of a beef jerky sheet. You're a real Jack Link. Yeah. The nicest thing. Well, thank you. I, of course, am shaped like a summer squash. One of the great ones. We were all gonna say it, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Summer squash. A delicious summer squash. One of the ones you wanna run your hands along the sides of, ones you wanna run your hands along the sides of if you feel me. I got one of those on the porch right now. Ooh.

Who needs a boner barrel with a voice like that? I got one of those on the porch right now. Isaac, cut that out and send it to me with some saxophone under it. It is curvy. Every time you look at, you know what they look like is like ancient cultures attempt at like, you know, you go to a museum and they're like,

they worship the female form. And then you'll see, it looks like a. And you're like, and that's this, and that's this, this is the female form, this bulbous. This is it here. This spaghetti squash looking motherfucker, but yes. David. So that's me, the female form.

Flintstones push pop. Absolutely. Okay. Godstones push pop. Absolutely. Okay. God, I remember those. I feel like that orange flavor has not been replicated anywhere in my life since. The orange creaminess. I miss that orange creaminess.

It's only that. I don't feel like I can find it. They had the Dino pops too with the purple creaminess. You remember the Dino ones? Yeah, come on. And they have Barney and blue ones too. They had everybody, yeah. I don't wanna hear you say the words

purple creaminess ever again. What about Barney creaminess? That I don't mind so much. Just let's go ahead and avoid purple creaminess. There was a candle earlier today I saw at Fred Meyer called creamy vanilla and I was like, I don't know. I don't know about that.

Candles and incense get nasty. Yeah, creamy vanilla? They have pussy incense. I ordered that know about that. Candles and incense get nasty. Yeah. Creamy vanilla? They have pussy incense. That's what my, I ordered that ice cream today. I, you guys, can I tell you about my devious little plan for tonight? Yes. Please. I found a place near us that delivers pie, like slices of, you can get a full pie, but

you can just like order a slice of pie. And so I'm going to order a slice of blueberry pie And then I'm gonna heat it up in the microwave and then I'm gonna smash it into a mug full of Vanluin vanilla ice cream fuck you and I'm gonna I am so fucking excited for this. I am like if I've been thinking about all day When did you make this plan up this well one time we one time we ordered from, there's a place near here, it's a, I'm pretty sure it's like known, it's called the Smith, and they're like right down the street from us. And we like when we're, look, Dan and I can't cook,

I'm like embarrassed to say any of this, but we order most of the time and we order from this place. And they had blueberry pie once. And I was like, I can't say no to it. It's like very rare that I ever come into contact with blueberry pie. Not on the menu a lot. Right. So I was like, I gotta order it. into contact with blueberry pie. Not on the menu a lot. Right, so I was like, I gotta order it.

And then we had also just been on a Van Lewin kick where we had discovered that Van Lewin pints can get delivered to our house for like not expensive. And we were like, we're doing this more than we should. And so that we had gotten the blueberry pie. I ate a little bit of it and I was like, this needs ice cream. And he was like, well, tomorrow let's get Van Lewin.

And instead of getting what I normally get at Van Lewuwen I got vanilla so that I could make that creation and it was so good. It's such a something about it that's like one of my favorite flavors it's like a blueberry vanilla. Are you gonna be watching something? I don't care. Are you gonna listen? Yeah I'd listen? Yeah, I'd eat that in the bathroom. Take a bath? That's... Take a bath, you motherfuckers! You can't eat pie in a bath! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do whatever you want in the bath. You motherfuckers! What the fuck are you talking about? Take a bath, light creamy vanilla up. Hey Laura, I'm gonna light up creamy vanilla, don't talk to me for an hour. You fucking monster. Bads are bad. God damn it. That's so funny.

God damn it, you're all sweaty. That you said in the bathroom and you were fine in the bathroom, but as soon as, like you picked the weirdest, the only spot in the bathroom that would not make sense to eat it. Can't eat pie in the bath, bro. Taking a bath, you guys are outside.

You can't eat pie in the bath, dude? You also can't eat ice cream when you're in soup. When you yourself are sick. You probably shouldn't eat in the bath. I'm gonna have it in a cup, I'm not gonna put it in the bath water. I'm gonna have it in a cup. It's crazy that we have to talk about this.

Ice cream in the bath, no! I can see. No! No, no. What about a sorbet? No, no fucking salad in the bath. No! I can see. No! No! What about a sorbet? No, no fucking salad in the bath! This is mad! No, we're not on salad!

Salad in the bath is insane. Okay, now you're tying us to the ideas of a mad man. Oh, now I'm nuts? A salad in the bath? Salad in the bath is crazy, unless it's a macaroni salad. Oh, it's me who's crazy? I've never eaten a salad in my goddamn life,

let alone the bathtub. Yeah, that's type of a weird fact. Darrell, let me turn on the bath, you might like it. Someone's got standards. Fucking psychopath. What am I grounded? I'm gonna eat a salad in the bathtub. That sounds like a delicious treat.

I've been having a real pie few days myself. Yeah. We watched Waitress last night. Ooh. Okay. Heavily featured. When I was in Philadelphia. Carrie Russell, Waitress? Carrie Russell. Cheryl Hines.

When her hair was still curly, I believe? Yep, yep, yep. No, it was. Was it already straight? It was straight in this, I wanna say. Yeah, maybe that was the debut of the straight. But I miss Curly Carrie. She's been gone for a while.

It was wavy. It was wavy. In between. Yeah, it was wavy. Yeah. In between. Yeah, it was betwixt. Yes. Not police any style.

This dude, I'm working on this Thursday night football thing, and one of the producers, his brother owns a pie shop in Lake Placid, New York, but he came to Philadelphia to see his brother. Shout out the Olympics. Shout out the Olympics. Oh yeah, the Winter Olympics, right? Brought his pies, brought like a few pies

for the riders and everything. So then he brought them, we were co-mingling with the Thursday Night Football crew, which included Al Michaels. Yeah, I've always wanted to talk to Al Michaels. An interesting guy to co-mingle with. Interesting guy. I was not allowed to co-mingle with him.

I was in the corner eating my pie like a grandma. I wanna talk about someone I'd like to have ice cream in the bathtub with, Al, Michael's that guy. What the fuck? Just move on. Just walk by it. Do you even hear what you're saying? Just walk by it.

Just walk right by it. Do you hear what you're saying? Put a button on this. We're all eating the pie. The writers are eating the pie. Some of the, David Chang is there because he's on Thursday Night Football. He gets wind of the pie.

He's on Thursday Night Football? What is he doing on Thursday? He does like occasional like food that's associated with the city. He's on Thursday night football? What is he doing on Thursday? He does like occasional like food that's associated with the city. It's Amazon, so they have like buckets of money and they're just like throwing everything at the wall, which is great. Please keep doing it.

But then like, you know, like Ryan Fitzpatrick, a couple of those guys get wind, they start eating the pie. Al Michaels hears about the pie. Hmm. Brings it over. Al Michaels has some of the pie, Al Michaels hears about the pie. Brings it over. Al Michaels has some of the pie and the guy's like, yeah, so I have this pie shop in Lake Placid.

You ever been there? I mean, you meant it. That's where Al Michaels did the miracle on ice coffee. Oh my God. That's so funny the way that worked out. Yeah. Perfectly. Have you ever been there before?

She's nervously making small talk. That's awesome. Which with any other person would be fine. Yeah. But he's made like the most iconic call in the history of sports. Did he react? Did he laugh at him?

He was like, yeah, he laughed. I think like he thought he was making a joke. Yeah, yeah, he's like, ha ha, yeah, a couple times. Good fucking pie though, dude. Shout out to that dude. In retrospect, I'm sorry I stepped on your story. I didn't realize that shouting out the Olympics would ruin your punchline, essentially.

No, no, I think it was mine. I don't know if I would have remembered it if you wouldn't have said. Oh no, anyway, it doesn't matter. Amazing, incredible. You didn't step on the collaboration one together. Many hands, many hands. Delicious pie.

Shout out to pie, the MVP of my day. Thanksgiving, next week, big pie holiday. This is like my pre-pies. What pies is she making? Pecan pumpkin. Nice. Nice. PP pie.

I think an apple or a blueberry. An apple or a blueberry for me. Yeah, yeah. We ever drafted pies? I don't think so. You must have. We apple or a blueberry for me. If there were more than two of us. Yeah, yeah. We ever drafted pies? You know, I don't think so. You must have. You absolutely must have. The only time I ever have it is on pie.

I fuck with Cool Whip on pie. Ooh, I love Cool Whip on pie. Yeah, Cool Whip is good. I don't really ever fuck with Cool Whip. Different than a whip cream. Yeah, I don't really ever fuck with Cool Whip besides that, but on a pie. Dude, Laura made some the other night.

She made some Cool Whip. Huh. Not like a... What a woman. You mean she made made some Cool Whip. Huh. Not like a... What a woman. You mean she made whipped cream? Whipped cream? Yeah. Oh, what's the difference?

Is there a big difference like male or male? Here's the thing, I don't know. Do you guys actually know? I know taste-wise, but I do not know if it's like, oh, it uses vegetable oil or something. I have no idea. I don't know what Cool Whip is. I don't know why it's in a...

I don't think I want to. I don't know why it's in a tub instead of an aerosol, but. Keep it to yourself. And why if you freeze it, it's different. It's something's up with Cool Whip. Oh, frozen Cool Whip is crazy. Delicious though. It does have a different,

there is like an undertone of flavor that's different to Cool Whip than to like a whipped cream. There's also a texture situation that's different. Should we fantasy draft pies instead? We should fantasy draft Cool Whip. Are you sure you've never done it? I'm looking. I don't think we've ever done it. Maybe we should do that next week for Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's a good idea.

How have we done November a bunch of times together and never thought for the Thanksgiving episode to draft Pies? Doesn't that seem like a thought we would have had? First of all, it's pronounced Noll-vember. It's Noll-vember, I was gonna say. Don't go fast there. It's Katie Noll-vember. It felt too separate.

Second of all, it is crazy. Have we done soup though? We've done soup together. Whoa, they are doing new kinds of Cool Whip. Yeah, we did soup. We did soup. Yeah, we did soup. Are they innovating the Cool Whip space?

Extra frosting, sugar-free. Watch this space. Extra creamy. How can you have extra, wait a minute. Strawberry and cream? No, that's gonna be wrong. Oh, there we go. That's gonna taste wrong.

I'll put the strawberries in your cream, thank you very much. Yes. Oh, it's a cream alternative. Okay, now that's where I don't want the answers to questions. Yeah, I know. I think it's something not great. Someone in the government had to tell them they couldn't call it whipped cream

I think we should stop talking about it because I think if RFK gets wind bringing his leg he's gonna take it out He's gonna we're gonna not have access to it First they came to the whipped cream and I said nothing No, I'll speak up. No, no, I'm on the front lines of that actually. We aren't drafting any of that stuff, although tune in next week to the Thanksgiving edition of November. Are there 20 pies? Perhaps a pie dream? Yeah, dude, there's 20 pies. You piece of shit.

Are there 20 movies where weather is the villain? I'm not a pie guy. Don't forget there's savory pies too. Oh, I did forget that. All right, let's do pies. Next week. I looked it up, we haven't done pies. Unless, you know, we have.

Isaac also said we haven't done pies, so. Oh, he says we never know. He also says, Katie, I love the Smith. I saw that. I spent a Thanksgiving there at the Smith, as a matter of fact. Oh, that's cool. Thanksgiving 2016. Okay, neat. I couldn't tell you what I did on that's cool. Thanksgiving 2016. Okay, neat.

I couldn't tell you what I did on any Thanksgiving ever. I know. I don't know where I was for- I'm usually at the same place. No, none of them stick out to Thanksgiving. I don't have one where it's like, no. 2020, I was at home. Curious, sir, curious.

Yeah, me too. I'm not sure I was at home in 2022. But like I didn't fly back to Portland, you know, it was like me and Dana. And then this year, it's me and Dana. First year in Portland, yeah, that's right. We had a sad, sad, sad Thanksgiving, me, Adam, and Tori, because we were broke

and we didn't know anybody. Yeah, all right, I remember that. Thanksgiving 2009. We can't fly now. Well, Dana can't fly now, I can fly. Of course. But I'm not gonna be into my wife. All right, Dana, have fun.

I'll be back when I'm back. But we've been putting the menu together and we both love cooking so much that it's going to be way too much food. I love that. That's pretty exciting. I love that. I can't wait.

Make that sandwich the next day. Yeah. Oh, dude. She's making challah two days early and then we're gonna make stuffing with the challah. Come on. Making the bread to make the stuffing. That's some Nara Smith shit.

Do you know who that is? I'm importing my mom. So we can get some shit done. Oh really, she's coming to town? Yeah, I'm flying her in. Tariffs though, you're gonna have to pay the tariff on her. You're gonna have to deal with the mom tariffs, dude. It's tough.

Well not until January. The mom tariffs. Get her over here. Yeah, she's going back. She's going back. She's just going to the border. Oh, I have an intro. Sean S. Jordan is here. Sean Cougar, she's going back. She's going back. She's just going. Oh, I have an intro. Sean S. Jordan is here.

Sean Coogerman on Instagram. Sean DeRode in Raleigh, North Carolina here pretty soon. Is that right? Tomorrow on Saturday. Come on out. Holy buckets. Yeah. Nice.

Holy buckets, dude. Nice. I'm excited. Come on out. Let's go to the Bull Durham Bar afterwards on Friday. It'll be, there'll be fun shows. I'm really looking forward to them. So come on out if you're in Raleigh.

Support your boy. I want to do a good job at the club so I can do the big room next time. So come on out. Are you going to wear women's underwear? Sure. Great. Oh, to get out of the slump.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Cause it's good luck. No, who's Tim Robbins? What are you referring? Let me tell you about a little film called the HUD sucker proxy. Yeah. Do you want somebody to stand on the side of the stage and tell you, say like, tell

a better joke, meet, something like that, really get into it. You couldn't hit a punch line if you fell out of a boat. No, no, no, I couldn't think of something. Couldn't think of a punch line. No, that's tough. That's okay. You'll do a better job in a round. You'll be paid for that. Hoisted by your a punchline. That's okay. You'll do a better job in the round.

You'll be paid for that. Let's hope. Let's hope. Raleigh, come see if I do a better job than that last hunk of shit. And Durham. And Durham. Get your ass out there. Oh, Chapel Hill too. Chapel Hill, come on out.

Chapel Roan, dude. Chapel Roan, come on out. Charlotte. She should definitely come. She would like your comedy a lot. Chapel Roan, yeah. I think we got a lot of comedy in Chapel Road. Your comedy is H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

I've always said that. Max's favorite song right now, hot to go. I love that, I love that. She tells me to play five, six, seven, eight all the time. Great. A young dancer, we love to see it. Beautiful. Elegant.

David Boris here, cool guy, jokes87 on Instagram. Not on Twitter. Are you gonna join Blue Sky? People have been asking. Not on Twitter. Are you gonna join Blue Sky? People have been asking. Of course not. Okay. Okay.

That's a lot. No, no, no. No, no. I didn't get free to give luck back up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's such a good point. We should all be taking this as the opportunity to move away from it,

but instead we're searching for the next it. Yeah, we'll never be that age again. We're sick. No. But you still exist in corporeal form, and people can interact with that, and with your digital presence.

Where can people do that? Tonight and tomorrow you can see me in New Orleans at Sports Drink. Thursday and Friday or Friday and Saturday? Oh, that place seems cool. Thursday and Friday now. Oh, I gotcha. That place seems very cool.

The pictures are neat. It's a good bit. Gonna go to, gonna go to Willie Mae's Scotch House, probably, or, you know, some place to eat. There's no shortage of great, Turkey and the Wolf is a pretty good sandwich. It's like, it's a hipster place, but it is good. Here's the thing, I'm trying to get gas station po'boy.

Okay, well you gotta go to fucking, oh, I'll get the name for you. Text me afterwards, text me afterwards. You should try a little place called Cafe du Monde. Ooh. I don't know if you've ever heard my nose. Just joking, everybody talks about it all the time constantly.

Inside a tip from Katie Nola. A real hipster Katie time constantly in insider tip from Katie Nola 80 no less Katie no life go to Bourbon Street. Tell him Katie sent you get a hurricane No hurricanes that's a man I'm glad I'm not drinking that's it Fradies here's Sean Jordan and I at Freydis' food store enjoying some po' boys. Text me the picture, I'll figure out the location. Yeah, you work. I feel like that guy on TikTok that zooms in

and is like, I can tell you exactly where you are. That shit terrifies me. Me too, I'm like, how'd you do that? I don't like that people have that skill now. Me neither, I don't think that should be allowed to exist. You should go to, sorry, sorry to go back to New Orleans really quick. You should go to have Andrew hook up

Preservation Jazz Hall too. So I'm saying go see a show there, it's great. It was amazing. Oh my God, Sean, did you get a roast beef hoagie? Roast beef hoagie? It was so, dude, it was huge too. Handle it. No, I can see it, I'm zoomed in.

You did roast beef, I did, you can do oysters and shrimp. I did half oyster, half shrimp. Done, say less, my man. So, fucking delish. Katie Nolan is here, at Katie Nolan on Twitter. Have you made the jump to Blue Sky?

You've made the jump to Blue Sky. I, a while ago, got the invite code, so set up the account, but got confused really early when they started trying to explain to me how it works with the dot blue sky and the channels and stuff. And I didn't know where to go to just see the Twitter-ish part of it. And so the account exists, but I have no idea how to use it. And I'll be damned if I remember my password the next time

I try to go in. But I'm sitting on it and I may be over there. I have been on Twitter since 2000 and I wanna say eight or nine and it feels crazy to live without it. So I will probably be one of the people in the band that goes down with the ship, but I'll be the one that like bails like right before the like very end. Probably. I'm with you on that. I'm not, before the like very end probably. Yeah, sure. I'm with you on that.

I'm not, I have joined Blue Sky and I'm posting on there but I'm not, I can't leave Twitter. I don't recognize it, I'll tell you. My interactions with Twitter are completely different in a way that is not enriching my life in any way. I can actively feel the disinformation trying to seep into my brain. And so it's just, you know, my whole thing,

like people got really mad when I mentioned, this is kind of the case in point, when I mentioned that I was thinking about leaving, people were like, why would you announce, where you're leaving? I'm like, because 600,000 people allegedly hit a button that said, I care about this lady on this site. So I'm letting those people know I might leave.

It's such a weird way to respond to someone's say they were just very mad about it. And like, I'm not leaving for an ideological reason. I'm leaving because I'm not enjoying the experience anymore. The experience has fundamentally changed. There are so many bots, like practicing replying like a human and I can see them getting better at it. And I'm like, that's, I don't like watching that.

So I'm gonna just, before I have a tweet make me so mad and then I realize that it's a bot doing it. That's like, it's engineered to upset me because it'll keep me coming back. So I'm trying to keep distance between us, but I'm addicted to it. So it's tough. You just wrote a pop song. Yeah, seriously What are you thinking about it you think about it Some shit like oh just having a delicious pickle with some macaroni salad I'll people will be like, a pickle is a cucumber that has been brined in salt, like in the replies.

You're like, ugh. And it's crazy because for whatever reason, the first bots I saw all had what seemed to be like Indian names, names of Indian descent. And I'm like, they're almost making racism up. They're making people pretend to be Indian and they're making you mad at them. And it's just like, what are we doing here?

They're not even real people. Sister, I've been saying that's what the robots were gonna do for years. It's wild. It's just wild. It's a wild experience. I was saying that in 98. Isaac, will you go back and take out the part of me singing the pop song, like taking a stab at it?

Can we just go ahead and lift that? It's been sticking with me ever since I took that stab at it. Don't you dare, Isaac. Don't you dare. Pop that right out. Like a spark plug, dude. Isaac, don't let the machine win. You keep it and lift it.

Yeah, the listeners have no idea what you're talking about because I just lifted it. Thank you, yeah. No idea. We were just laughing about a thing we remembered from earlier. Addicted to Twitter. Addicted to Twitter. Whoa, what are you, ah!

That's stupid, why are you guys saying that? That sucked. What a dumb sounding song that would be. Boo. Sounded stupid. You guys should feel bad about yourselves. I love it. So your podcast is forthcoming I'm like, hey! It sounded stupid. You guys should feel bad about yourselves. I love it. So your podcast is forthcoming

and we will certainly have you back when it has come. Oh, thank you, because you are on the list. I've got a whole bunch of people that, I have no idea why, are helping me work on this thing. And they presented me with a slideshow the other day, a deck, which is always funny, because I didn't come up in an office, so it just sounds like dick.

It's like, this is a huge deck. We've got a deck to show you about your new podcast. Yeah, and I'm like, please don't, I've seen enough. What if you were addicted to Twitter? You were addicted to Twitter. Addicted to Twitter. You asked him to take it away, and then you did it again. Take what away? What are you talking about?

That was when you were in the bus. You did that for the first time. But you guys are on the deck. And they were like, you could have an appearance on the AFE. And I was like, might be tough to book, but I will reach out. Yeah. I will reach out. That's pretty fun.

We're pretty solid. I like knowing we're on the deck. They're on the deck. So January, I'll be back and we'll talk about my podcast then. Kate Uery? Noel Uery? Jan-Noel. I'll be back and we'll talk about my podcast then Kate you are no no you are No shit, Janady Janady. Mm-hmm Marty Janady Okay, we're getting somewhere. Yeah, we'll work on it. We'll put it on the deck great Just bounce that on the deck

Anything else want to direct people towards? No. Nope. Danceodor.com. Hell yeah. That's right. Or ShaneGillis.com, which oddly enough redirects, I believe, to Danceodor.com. Does it really?

Yes, it does. Weirdly enough, so does DavidBorry.com. Perfect. It's working. Smart. SEO master, Dan Soder. Also SmokeyHillHighSchool.com goes to DanSoder.com. It's working. Smart. SEO master, Dan Soder. Also smokyhillhighschool.com goes to dansoder.com. It's wild.

He's picked up a lot of land. Is that where you went, Smokey Hill High School? I think so. Was yours just called Elizabeth High School? Yeah, yeah, there was no cool. Yeah, yeah. Mine was Westview, which is like the most, but it means nothing.

It's a very high school name though. So it's like CW show. Exactly, CW show. It suits. It suits. It suits. It's a Nina Dobrev vehicle. Yeah.

Where'd you go, Katie? Framingham High. It used to be, before my time, there was a North and a South, but they merged them by the time my generation came. I thought you were gonna say it had a racist name before you. No, no, no, sorry. Like, not even just the mascot, like the high school name itself,

it's like dumb Paul Locke University. DPU! DPU. The fighting sausages. Sean, where'd you go? You went to... Lincoln. Lincoln.U. The fighting sausages. Sean, where'd you go? You went to... Lincoln. Lincoln. Oh. Oh, like if he got game. Yeah.

Yeah? Or like you and Sebastian Telfair and Stephon Barber and I went to Lincoln High School. We used to kick it. I told him where all the keg parties were. If you said the name Sebastian Telfair and then you gave me like 10 guesses what that, the man with that name looked like. Yeah. I would never figure it out. Wouldn't even come close.

No, you would never pick that dude. Handsome guy, I just wouldn't, I would never know. Lincoln High School in Portland, Matt Groening went there and I'm sure some other luminaries. It's like Portland's prestigious public school. So. East is the Denver, I feel like, the Denver high school that everybody went to. I don't have anything to promote.

You can follow me. I'm over on Blue Sky Post, and you can follow me over on there, Twitter, Instagram, all those places. IK CoolJu on YouTube. I think my special's gonna come out in January. January or February is what we're looking at. Can you rename, are you gonna stay IK CoolJu

or are you gonna like rebrand as Ian? I tried to change it. Oh no. And someone has taken Ian Carmel? No. Really? So you gotta just follow me over on IK CoolJu. Oh my God. At least there's not a number. At least it's not like IKCoolJu. Oh my God.

At least there's not a number. At least it's not like IKCoolJu87. Yeah. Okay, Katie, that felt like a shot. It was, yeah. He did lean in a little bit, too. That felt real direct. Let me put this away.

Some of us like to know, people to know exactly how old we are. It's called Comfort Beyond God's Foresight. We filmed it at Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon over two shows. It's gonna come out neither January or February. More details to follow. Oh, and I have a Don't Tell set coming out early in December.

So look for that too. That's Comfort Before Foreskin. Comfort on my foreskin. Available only on IK CoolJu. That's right. The hot new streaming service. Hot new streaming service. It's a partnership between.

Chick-fil-A. Didn't they launch a streaming service? I saw that headline and then was like, never tell me anymore about that, please. Yes. Chick-fil-A. That's like a dream I've had for sure. No, it's real. Like when you wake up and they're like what happened and you're like

I dreamt that Chick-fil-a was Starting a streaming service and I had a special on it But it was only 11 minutes and it had to be filmed vertically on a phone. I don't know Me cremin spicy deluxes. Didn't talk. Just no words. That's art. What else?

Yeah, so follow me on YouTube. Do it. And the special will be out soon, but follow me over there. I have a child on the way, but I'll be posting on it as much as I can. T-shirt, swim club, a book available now. Still buy it.

Listen to it on audiobooks. Get it in your library. Did they ever cut that off? Did they ever say like, we're done selling this? No. Well, yes. You can't have this anymore. Books go out of print at some point, but mine is not out of print.

And it never will be, bitch. My boy just said he saw your shit at the library. That's awesome. He said that today. He said that today. Get it at the, like, I don't know if at the light like I tried to find your book at the local independent store in Nashville, New Hampshire and I couldn't find it and I was pissed. Yeah. It's tricky. It's weird. I said I don't care if you buy the book. I do care. I would love if you bought the book. But if money's tight or not support libraries, that's a great way to get it too. Books that are marketed towards dudes, most independent bookstores won't carry them.

Huh. Interesting. Because sometimes it's your book, but other times it's the rhetoric they don't wanna put. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, this is just a book, buy dudes for dudes. I get it, you're like, oh, I don't know. Yeah, you don't wanna cater to that crowd.

But also, they've done all this research, and it's like guys don't buy books from independent bookstores. I guess they buy them. I was gonna say read. Or read, but if they get them at all, they get them on Amazon a lot of the time. That's where I get, I was gonna say, that's where I get home at.

Yeah. It comes tomorrow, you know? Which is, it comes tomorrow, but it is a bummer when on pub day, you walk into the bookstore and you're like Ah, this is the day I've been waiting for and you're like, do you have t-shirts swim club? They're like no get out Or it's like four tables behind the book about the monster that fucked the princess Yeah, there are so many monsters fucking princesses. Women are in a weird phase right now. I think they're on to like werewolves. No werewolves and vampires was Twilight

I think now they're literally on to like goblins. I think they're onto like werewolves. No werewolves and vampires was Twilight. I think now they're literally onto like goblins I think they're like in their goblin era. They're on goblin mode They're like having sex with monsters in these books. Yeah, that's like quarter thorn and roses is like very get fucked by a goblin core Yeah I hate that so much. Yeah We're catching you today not to talk about Copulation with a goblin but we could we could and it may come up again No shame by the way, if you want to read about Goblin Farm.

Go for it, oh my God. Go smoke a goblin, don't let us stop you. Choose your own adventure. It's great. Yeah. We are gathering here to fantasy draft appliances. Yeah. I'm ready. Yeah.

It's an electric top. Are you guys' list, are you guys' list aspirational? It's a good blend. Wait, what do you mean? The stuff that you don't have? Yeah. Appliances you'd like to have? That you would like to have.

No. Okay, okay. All right. I don't think so. Now, see, I think the confusion that Sean may be experiencing, I was worried about experiencing as well, so I Googled the definition of appliance. Would you like me to read it?

It's very short. Please. A device or piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically a domestic one. So it's any, that means like, I don't want to name picks, but it's anything that exists to help do a specific thing for you Okay. Yeah, that thing doesn't have to be necessary It can be it can be like a recreational thing as long as it's a thing for you to do task

Well, it's a task to be a task form a specific task is is part of the I got into Laura about this It can't be like a jet. You thought about this. Yeah, like a year ago. No No, we. Oh. I was kind of debating, I'm like, well is this? And she's like, no, and I go, does this? So anyway, we'll talk, we'll get it, I'm sure we'll get right into it. And I bet we will.

I bet we'll talk about it. I bet we're not all gonna hang up. The way we determine the order of this podcast is the Rolican game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you. And we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh, three different ones. Here we go again. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Three different ones again. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No way they'll do it three times. Oh, it happened again.

If it happens one more time, I'm picking. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No way they'll do it three times. Oh, it happened again. If it happens one more time, I'm picking. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, David wins. That scissors against two rocks. David, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

But before you do that, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question. Like doing suicide drills before a basketball game? Concise, quick. At a bad fucking Hemingway era. Did you guys ever have to do man builders?

No. I think I'm showing some of those- Wait, you're talking about the boaters. Boater builders. What was a man builder? It was like you sprint to the five, you do 20 pushups, you sprint back, you sprint to the five, you do 20 pushups, you sprint back, you sprint to the 10, you do 19 pushups,

you sprint back, you sprint to the 15. It was like if you got in trouble, we got in trouble. No, we had to run. That sounds terrible. It's suck, because by the end you're just like, oh. Pushups and pads? That's the worst. Pushups suck.

Did you listen to Mulan's I'll Make a Man Out of You while you performed them? We listened to Coach Butera say some words you can't say anymore. That's what we listened to. And I think it sounded a little something like this. Another song. Can you sing that Twitter song again?

Put my glitter on my Twitter. David, as the winner isn't coming upon you, we don't know that basically. Fourth in the first round means you pick first in the second round. That's what a Serpentine draft is. With that in mind, what would the order of today's draft be? Oh, I don't know if it was, it started with 20 push-ups. Is it whatever you had to do to go every five and spread down and back? Thank you. I was fact checking and was confused.

No, I think it is right, actually. I think it is right, though. We are the only live fact-checked podcast. Yeah. Let me see. I'll fact-check everything. I think that I would like to go Sean, David, Ian, Katie. Is it because written out with just our first initials, it says S dick?

Is that why you did that? Call it a happy accent. Did we move Sean last so it says dicks? Dicks? Good. Listen guys, I said what I said. Now it's kinda like stick. Yeah.

I just had to mix it up a little bit. It's we're in the middle of November, you know what I mean? Stick. The order is Sean, David, Ian, Katie, AKA, stick. Stick. Sean, you have the first pick in the appliances.

Stick at night. Oh, Sean having the first pick is chaos. It never happens. It doesn't happen often. This is chaotic good, I think. It's getting sadicky in here. Sure. No, no, no.

No. How do you? Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Walked right into it. I did it. Oh, I got him. Not when you're growing a mustache, my friend.

Yeah, you get one or another. I did it. Oh, I got him not when you're growing a mustache my friend. Oh, yeah Another I'm not growing it's there No In the words of coach putera, we ought to put a little milk on that let the cat lick it off Did nobody else, by the way, I was talking to my girl about that. Did nobody else have any men who said that in their life about having a tiny mustache when you were like a tween? Not that particular thing. Oh, okay.

I have problematic football coaches. Yeah, they were more concise and more one word driven and it was kind of a general umbrella term a lot of times. General umbrella. Reporting for dinner. Hello. Yes sir, Coach Pepper. I'll get right on that as soon as I quit the team.

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I'm thinking I'm sorry. I'm looking around my house at my appliances And I was like, let's go and jot these down It was mental mentalist mental bruv yo that showed a mental wist Yeah, sure Yeah, thanks for letting me have it. You got it. Isaac, start with, uh, bring us back from commercial with Sean saying the mentalist. Please do, please do. That's fine.

I know I'm funny. The mentalist, you're very funny. Yo, the mentalist, bro. Rhiners! Alright. We're back. It's time for Sean's first pick. So yeah, I mean, I use it the most. It makes everything the most convenient.

It's just the main appliance, I would say, is the refrigerator. Yeah, good first pick. Yeah, it's a good first pick. It's a necessity. You get, you can keep food. You know, it just makes everything last longer and stay fresh. Sean, respectfully, that is,

that pick made so much sense. I know, but it's not funny. I thought everything's supposed to be funny on the comedy podcast. I'm sorry. This is not a comedy podcast. Your fingers are in the air, what? Pew, pew, pew.

I was going through, pee, pee, pee, pee. Yeah, I'm not fun. You got your ring on, pal. What are you doing? Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. I was going through, pew pew pew, yeah, I'm having fun. Just celebrating the pitch. What are you doing? Pew pew pew pew. I was going through in my head, the appliances I could live, like that would be the hardest to live without.

Cause what does an appliance do at its core? It makes your life easier. It performs a task that used to be much harder to do before that appliance existed, right? That's kind of the core idea behind an appliance. And no fridge is one that I feel like where I live right now, I could kind of get away with more than some of these others.

I'm not saying it's a bad pick for you, it's a great pick. It's the fucking fridge. It's great. There's only two other things that I think I couldn't live without more. And I'm factoring in having a kid and convenience, but I mean, it is convenience. I'm like, if the world shuts down,

sure, a refrigerator's not the top of the list, but like convenience-wise. Well, it is. I would love a fridge if the world, it's one of the first things that we came up with to domesticate is like, you underestimate. When I did Drunk History, they unplugged my fridge because it made too much noise in the background of the shot.

They forgot to plug it back in. And so I lost. And you were hammered. Yeah, and I was fucking hammered. I woke up the next day and I was like, what's up? And everything in my fridge was warm and it was like melty and it was leaking. And I was like, damn, I'm without a fridge.

And like suddenly, it's like right now, our sinks kind of screwed up. And without a sink, you I was like, damn, I'm without a fridge. And like suddenly, it's like right now our sinks kind of screwed up and without a sink, you're just like, oh, this is really, I wouldn't have thought this would affected me this much. Like this is really inconvenient. Do I go down to the river to get water? Yeah, what do I do? When I was moving just now, they cut the power

before I thought they did, because I had some time in between the houses and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I'll just move my food when I get back from the road this little trip. I thought they did because I had some time from in between the houses and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I'll just move my food when I get back from the road this little trip. They cut the power and all the food went bad that was in the fridge and it stank.

Oh yeah. It stank so bad I thought I wasn't gonna get my deposit back. Yeah. Cause it's just a room, it's a little closet full of stink too. Yeah, it was vulgar. It really is. But all the stuff, like all the berries, all the milk, you know? All that stuff you need to be cold.

The berries and cream, of course. The berries and the milk. Your purple cream. All the berries. My berries! The twin pillars of my existence, berries and milk. No, my berries! That was my sweatsuit. This is my first album is going to be berries, second album is going to the store. I'm gonna go to the store. I'm gonna go to the store. I'm gonna go to the store. I'm gonna go to the store. I'm gonna go to the store.

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Probably, I don't know. You eat it in the bathtub? I hate throwing away meat. I hate throwing away meat. Don't suggest eating meat in the bathtub. I'm gonna kill you. Just a big chicken leg in the bathtub on the whole plate? I mean, eating meat in a bathtub, I mean.

Come on, man. Sounds like white eat. How do we make a noise that implies how high everyone's eyebrows are? Eh? Boil? Eh? Eh?

Boil? Yeah, the refrigerator, man. Just real practical. Good pick. Also, just saying, I can have a cooler with ice in it, bro. Okay? Okay, this is a lot. Like if you live in a van.

A lot of heat for the fridge. Sorry, I'm sorry. I like the fridge. It's a great pick. I got, you know what? I have one in my house. Yeah, sorry. I know we've talked about it before.

LA is the first city I encountered where you could buy, where you could like rent or buy a place that didn't have a fridge. Buy a fridge. Yeah, it's a lot irritating. Oh yeah. A lot of places when you rent a place. People take their fridges or they just won't have one.

Only time I've ever bought a fridge. That's like in Italy. I think that's how it works in Italy. You basically take your kitchen with you. You do not leave it behind So when you're not anything they made me get rid of the fridge I was like I'll leave it for the next people but when we moved out of the fortress It's all I do they made me get rid of the fridge and two other appliances as well. The good good catch Oh, I bet you the well the other two should have gotten should have been gone years

I remember you guys well the other two should have gone, those should have been gone years before they were. We don't know what about those. Those things were. I remember you guys having issues with those. Yeah, I mean it's hilarious now, but yeah, that's awesome. Couple of gorillas and I, anyway. David, time for your first pick. Okay, I gotta paint a scene because like I said, minor aspirational, this is how I thought things were gonna go before I ran away from home. It's freshman year of college. I walked on the team and now I'm the hot young freshman upstart.

Nobody thought this 5'7 guy was gonna be such a good defensive tackle out of where? Elizabeth, Colorado. But he's got shoulders on him, you know what I mean? In a quick first step. You know, and I have a dorm room and I'm trying to elevate it. I want ladies to come. I want the bros to feel good. And what's a little touch? What's a little touch I put on a dorm room that takes classic dorm room fare up a notch? I'm saying a panini press. Yeah. I could live without one. I'll tell you that. I could live without one. It's not what we would live without.

It's not what we could live without. It's just appliances. It's just appliances. We did just say appliances. You are right. We did just say appliances. I think I've given away several. Definitely broken them.

Just left shit on it until I was like, this is too dirty to use anymore. It was the first one I thought of. That also means once we started talking about our approach, which was the first one we talked about, we were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about.

We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one we talked about. We were talking about the first one too dirty to use anymore. It was the first one I thought of. That also means once we started talking about our approach, which was that I think most of our stuff is like stuff I couldn't live without, you scanned your list and picked the most grounded one and it was Panini Press. Yes, this is the one I am the least embarrassed about, yes.

You got Sky Fridge on there? I feel like, I love it. We can still take Sky Fridge got Sky Fridge on there? I feel like, god, I love it. We can still take Sky Fridge. Sky Fridge is so funny. My fridge isn't flying, so you can take Sky Fridge if you want. What in your head is Sky Fridge?

It's a fridge that flies around, like a drone but a fridge. Oh. That's actually how Uber Eats is gonna start being. Honestly, that, it'll be in Vegas first, and then it'll be happening in our house, I bet. Mm-hmm. They already have Fridge Robot.

And I've never done it, but I've always... I've dabbled in the hot sandwiches, and it's like, man, I just always wish I could just... I mean, it's a big plus up if you do it. It seems so great. If I was making my own bread, and I had a panini bread... You're basically Quiznos at that point. That's the thing. You're basically Quiznos at that point.

That's the thing. You're living off the grid. I'm Quiznos. I'm eating a Caprese on the way to Econ. With panini press, are the press, are they gone? You know, the... What's happening? Cut it, you just shorted out.

Well, let's get to it. Let's talk about it when you say it. Or how the press is gone. Yeah, I'm just wondering if, you know, cause there's a big one still. So I'm just wondering. Oh. We'll get to it if it comes up.

We'll get to it. Well then we will litigate it as such. Did you guys never wanna, and especially at that age specifically, I remember thinking, there are times I remember sitting and thinking like, my life would be so much better if I just had a fucking panini breast. You feel classy those lines in a sandwich really make it classy.

The lines in it? The lines in it? Because I was eating a lot of those Stouffer's paninis. You remember when you had to like fold the box over? Yeah, man if I could just if I could do it myself, I might fuck around and get one anyways. I remember when paninis had their moment like when they first showed up and it was like, they became ubiquitous. But I also remember being so surprised by it because it was just like a sandwich. Like it's different, it's crispy, it goes into the press,

but it was very funny that it wasn't like a, I don't know, it's just like. Coffee shops could do it. You think it'd be like, we have a panini. It's like an espresso and a panini, like it feels very continental. But it's just a hot, it's like a hot sandwich. Yeah.

I like that though. Yeah, that's good. I specifically fantasized about having it in a college dorm. What are you doing? You put the brie on it? One of the first triangle sandwiches I ever got my hands on was like a hot panini and it feels so good to put like-

People were wondering. People were actually, in the red it actually- I probably do a lot of was like a hot panini and it feels so good to put like. People were wondering, people were actually. I probably do a lot of Moz. A lot of cheddar. Sorry David, in the Reddit earlier this week, people were like, what triangle sandwich do you think Sean first got his hands on? You mean the sub Reddit or do you mean?

In the sub Reddit, no, several different, and it was like 900 comments. People like, people boxed each other. I saw screenshots on every other social media platform. People were like, if you think it was a fucking tuna melt, you're a fucking idiot. And like, people got into it. Yeah, it was a panini.

Oh my god, a tuna melt? Come on. I made a few profiles even. I got in there myself. I did some digging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put your thumb on the scale, as it were. You mean your sticky tuna melt 69?

Well, no, I made other screen names. Yes, I am sticky tuna melt am. Yes, obviously I am. Fonerbear187311420. You ever do? You ever what? I was going to say, you ever tell someone your address, like a joke and they don't get it? Or like your phone number where it's like 311-6969 or like your address and they don't get it

and they're like really, that's crazy. Front 20-69. I lived in 1234 for a while in San Francisco and people would be like no. Yeah. That's awesome, you really did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sick.

That's sick. I won't say this to you. Good job. One, two, three, four, five. No. Just the four, he said it ended up. I know, I was doing a little space post thing. All right, David, go back to what you were saying. What kind of, build us a little sandwich here.

I mean, I think spinach, I think a sourdough situation. I think some moths. I think, in my head, I'm getting money from boosters. Yeah. So I have a gubbagool. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. You have a brushoes Oh yeah. You know what I mean? You have a Brejol. You have Brejoules.

You got Brejoules. Friends of the program are hitting off with fresh produce. You got a bag man, but the bag is full of... Sandwich supplies. ...meats and cheeses. Because I had... I think I can find this picture. I had a while where I was really into making sandwiches on the George Foreman.

Yeah, well I thought we weren't saying. That's what I was talking about. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. But that is a panini press, right? That's what I wondered. Isn't it? It was a panini press, but they said, just put the meat right on me.

Don't even put, let's skip the bread foreplay. Just toss that chicken breast right on me, and I'll even drip that fat into a little receptacle. Yeah, you let you rod dog the chicken thigh. Yeah. I had a form, I had several forming girls. You guys are gonna put boner bears out of work, you keep talking like that.

Oh, there we go. Oh yeah, the Panini Man. Oh, look at that little boy. Very serious. Look at that young boy. Very serious. That is tight young boy. Very serious. That is tight. Yeah, I think I was rocking Monster back then. Okay.

Panini moves. Mountain cheese? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. But, yeah. Ian, time to create it. Say your own name. Ian, Ian, please.

Ian. Okay, this is the one when I thought about, started now to go back to the head, move away from the heart, although I love it. I thought about what I would like to do the least. Like, what task that I would have to do would I wanna do the old way the least. And that led me.

I know it. Out of the kitchen. Yeah. And over to the washing machine. That's right. Yeah, of course. Of course, it's the one thing. We's right. Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course.

It's the one thing you can do. We had to wash our clothes by hand at the cottage. You can even dry. You could dry if you had to. You could dry. I'm drying it up. Dryers are hard on the list. The dryer is here.

But we had to wash our shit. Sorry, go. No, go ahead, go ahead. No, no, you should go. It's always me who goes, so you go. We had to wash our clothes by hand. My name's Ian Carmel. And I am this gross.

So glad to hear it at All Fantasy Everything. Listen to the podcast. Charlie Bucket's mom asked for the soup that we had to make. It's a great time to spend your time with us. Here on a. It's like a John Doerr Rory's Goevel set. Yeah.

And then I. There were so many podcasts now, but fewer when we started. Took a bath in it. Go ahead. The washing your clothes by hand is the most disgusting thing I can think of. Yeah, you're right. It is. You did it though.

You did it when you had to wash your stuff by hand. And it's like, if I missed what you. Yeah, it's just a point is the first time because I was doing a stupid bit. Did you use the thing? The wash thing that they use in the movies? Did you use that? We made one. Oh, a washboard? Yeah. I just used my stomach, Katie, what are you talking about?

Yuck! Got him. So it's covered in what, belly hair? So the clothes were dirtier when we got done. Did you though, did you have a washboard? How did you clean it? No, we had like a plunger. It was like a plunger with, they drilled a hole in the lid of a bucket

and we filled it with detergent water. And then you churned it. And then we churned it. That's smart. That's very smart. But then you had to wring all your shit out. That was the grossest. Yeah.

It's disgusting. I ran out of underwear on a trip to London once. And it was like too late. Like when I realized it, it was too late to like go to wash them and I was like, shit. And I washed them in the sink with hand soap at the hotel. Brother, I hate that I've been there. It sucks.

You guys are clearly, you guys clearly don't get your period because that is a very familiar task. When something surprises you every month if you're like me and you lose track of where you are and you're like, God dang it. Cause you don't get that out fast. You're not getting it out. Unfortunately.

Oh no, I've seen that as well. I had a single mom. Yeah, unfortunately panties in the sink. I mean I got a butt so I've definitely had some accidents, some surprises. Okay and that's the kind of stuff we could leave at home I think. Where you wash your hands. He wishes he was at home, I think. Where you're washing yourself.

He wouldn't have pooped himself. I was just telling Laura, I grabbed my pants at a wedding like five years ago, and you gotta make the choice. Do I toss them or do I try to remedy the situation? You toss them, right? Yeah, totally it's a toss. I'm at a point where I toss, yeah, now it's a toss.

If I can't get that out, if I didn't get it to a sync quick enough for the part I was talking about, not the one that Sean was talking about. Those are an automatic toss for me. Yeah, you gotta toss the boo. You just gotta toss. Goodbye.

You do the Marie Kondo, you thank it for what it did for you in your life. Thank you for acting as a barrier between me and my pants in that moment. But this no longer sparks joy. It's time for you to go. It's no longer sparks joy. I hate to do it, do you?

The washing machine, I love it. Mine sings me a song now when it's done. It's great. It's a lot. I don't like that part. My mom's does that. And I'm like, just a beep would be fine. No, man.

Just a beep. We've made a house bit out of it. Dana does a dance to it. It's really fun. That's cute. You made it a thing. That's cute. We made it our Oh. Santa does a dance to it. It's really fun. That's cute. You made it at the thing. That's cute. Yeah, we made it.

Washing machine, first pick. Katie, tell me your first and second picks. Okay, I'm gonna take this first pick because I don't think it counts. But if I don't take it and then somebody else gets it later, I would be devastated that I didn't just believe in myself. So I would genuinely like us to rule this out because I don't think it counts.

But if it did, I would take my PlayStation 5. This is what I was wondering, because it serves a purpose, but the purpose isn't necessary. And here's the thing, if I went into a store. But it's like you use it for Netflix and stuff. If I went into the store and I went to the appliance section,

you would not find a PlayStation there. So I don't think it counts. I think you're right. I don't think it counts. But I'm glad it's good that you said it. I wanted to get it out there. And I wanted it to hear that I would have taken it first and that I love it so much.

You were looking at it. Right at it. I keep her in my sight. God, I love that thing. We're actually buying. What are you even playing lately? On a Zombie's Call of Duty kick. I'm not proud of it, I keep her in my sight. God, I love that thing. We're actually buying. What have you been playing lately? On a zombies Call of Duty kick.

I'm not proud of it, but Prop Hunt is coming back to Call of Duty on Thanksgiving. And Prop Hunt is the funniest video game on Earth to play with your friends. Because if you're not familiar, I'll tell it very quickly, but everybody loads into a map, the same maps you usually play with guns, but you load in as a piece of the scenery.

So you're like a fridge in a restaurant, or you're like a piece of scaffolding at a construction site. And you have a certain amount of time, I don't remember how much it is, that you get to run somewhere and you hide. You basically pose as like fitting in with the scenery. Then the other team gets to come and try to find you.

And if they find you, they shoot at you. And then you've got to like run away from them, but you're a trash can. And so you'll just, if you're frozen somewhere and you just see a trash can come running by with a guy and a gun, it's so funny. It's absolute chaos. but I downloaded this entire like $70 video game just to have that moment

with my brother and his friends. So that's, I'm on a Call of Duty kick, but I'm not proud, again, not proud. Sounds amazing, that sounds great. So anyway, since I can't take a PlayStation 5, I am going to take my coffee maker. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's a good one.

I got- Just the standard pot? Well, see, I got Dan a gift last year for Christmas of a coffee maker. Both benefit. I like it. And it's, I have to look at the name of the, it's by a brand called DeLonghi. I don't know if that if I'm saying that right. And it's Italian and so am I, I think.

So, but what it does is it makes single servings of coffee, but it grinds the beans fresh for each cup. Oh, so it's not like the pod. No, yeah. So it's like a Keurig, but that it doesn't have the part about the Keurig that sucks. And so it just like takes the beans,

grinds them up, makes you a coffee. And you can do like four ounces or eight ounces or 16 ounces or up to like 30-something ounces. Oh, that's nice. It's like a responsible Keurig. And you can do hot or iced. And it rules. It's like very delicious coffee.

And I'm very, very happy that we got it. It changed my life. And it's a just silly thing that I was spending money on like every day, get coffee somewhere. And I was never happy with it. And so I was like, let's go to the supermarket, get the fun little flavors of, you know, accoutrement, and then grind my own bean, if you know what I'm saying. Pfft.

Brad Pitt, speaking of grinding your own bean, it looks like Brad Pitt is one of the pitchmen for this product here. Oh, well, that's a bug, not a feature. But, you know, it's awesome. It rules. Well, there's a picture of a dog getting the picture with Brad Pitt,

so maybe it's the dog that's promoting it. That's right. Like bushes break beans. Yes. Yes. Yeah, this is great. This is, I have become addicted to, well, not only coffee, but the process of walking to the store,

the coffee shop around the corner, getting a coffee there. And that's good for you, Ian. But I know it's better, I know what you're doing is the right thing to do. Like it would save so much money. God, I spent so much money. And just that one good for you. But I know it's better, I know what you're doing is the right thing to do. Like it would save so much money. God, I spend so much money. And just that one use plastic shit.

Just every time, like you try to get, you know, you try to get a paper cup or whatever, you get a plastic cup and then it's just, yeah. That's what I think about them more. I get hot coffee, but there's still a lid on there. Hot coffee. Hot coffee. But those gifts are the best, where you both benefit.

I love those. Oh yeah. Does he even use it? We're looking at a, yeah, because he has, he's obsessed with it. Dan doesn't drink coffee. Hot coffee. Hot coffee. But those gifts are the best where you both benefit. I love those. Oh yeah. Does he even use it? Yeah, because he's obsessed with it. Dan doesn't drink coffee. We actually bought, I wish it was still here, we bought these giant cups so that he could make himself like an 18 ounce every day of an iced coffee.

So he could, I mean it's, and he drinks it all day. He does love it, but this year I'm looking at a sound bar. Oh yeah? A Dan gift, you know I got a sound bar. It kicks it up a notch Yeah, yeah, we have one but I it sucks and like I keep I hear this like Hissing like a high pitched and I'm like, I need I can't even watch. No, you gotta get a bows where it It checks the dimensions of the room when you turn it off. Whatever that is.

Yeah, I needed to do that. Yeah. So anyway, I'm taking a coffee maker. That's a great pick. Thank you. And your second pick. Oh my God, I have to go right again. Well, you got the hot corner.

You're absolutely right. With my second pick in this here draft, I will be taking an HVAC unit. Yeah, of course. Oh yeah, god damn it. Yeah. Central Air is what's up. Clutch. And it also feels like one of those things we might lose in our lifetime,

like we might get to the point where it's like, that's a luxury. Pretty crazy to me that we still have it. It was 117 degrees in Portland last year, I think. I was like, that's just, that can't be easy to run. Yeah, just crazy to me. I walk in and I'm like, what's chilly in here, you know? It's fantastic. My HVAC can't fight 117.

Down in LA, when it's 100 outside, it's 85 in my house. It can only do so much. You hear it going up the hill like. Yeah, it's screaming. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! It's like it's re-entering the Earth's atmosphere, but like without a spaceship. That's like what my AC is doing. It hurts! It hurts!

Yeah. Yeah, they're broke, man. That's a great thing. They're great, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, they're probably, It hurts! Yeah, that's a great man. They're great. They're probably they're probably bad like um Like I feel like our Jen are maybe your child Ian will grow up to hate you for having An HVAC for so long only if they can't have it too every generation gets ideal when they're 20 and then by the time They're 30. They're like well. I'm gonna get one too like no you know everyone. I can't beat too. Every generation gets ideal when they're 20 and then by the time they're 30 they're like,

well I'm gonna get one too. Like you know, everyone. Well if I can't beat them I'm gonna join them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done it, yeah. Yeah, give in guys, just give in. We're all right with it, we're all right about it. It's not like freezing in here.

You know, I would like it to be freezing but Laura doesn't. So it's like if it's anywhere under 75 we usually don't have it on. Yeah. Yeah. You can do a lot of stuff to help mitigate. Like if you get your- Close the blinds, all that stuff. Windows, if you get your like double pane windows

and like make that sealed and all that stuff. And you just jumped right into your 40s, didn't you? I'm just saying. I'm just saying that's stuff you can do if you're worried about it. And I'll save you money too. I'll save you money on the back end if it keeps the cold out and it's keeping the heat in.

You should have said it because you're in your mid 40s, Sean. I just turned 40. Not yet, my man. I got a three at the front. Yeah. Same. Let's go.

I mean a two. Yeah. David Kenney and I are basically all in our 30s, dude. I got a three. I got a three in the back. Good, yeah, very good stuff. I'm damn near in my mid 40s, but not yet. Yeah.

Mid 40s is what I would like it to be if my HVAC could handle it. How low do you think it goes? How low can you go? It's gotta be like 60. I think 60. Hotels go down to, some of them go down like 55. I go in there and I just go.

Yeah, hotels do go crazy. Yeah, sometimes, but then sometimes at hotels, I feel like the little kid that has been handed the video game controller that's not plugged in, like I feel like I'm hitting the down arrow and it's not getting any colder. And they're like, go ahead, make it colder. And you're like, but is it working?

Brrr, yeah. Depends on the quality of the hotel. Oh my God, it's too cold in here for us. Dare I say, if it's a motel. You can handle this? Wow. What about the motel? Motel's just not working. Yeah, it just doesn't. Motel's gonna be the temperature it wants to be. Or it's like metal slap, like it goes,

but then the metal's just like kinda slapping on something all night, and you're like, well I can't have it on. Yeah. Yeah, not when you're slapping on something laying in bed. Damn. Pervert. Slapping on my meat, dude?

Is that what you're talking about? Jesus Christ. Pervert. Jesus Christ. That's so funny. Is that what you were talking about, my meat? Slapping on my meat. Slapping on my meat. Slapping on my meat. Slapping on my meat. Slapping on my meat. Slapping on my meat, dude. Is that what you're talking about? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

That's so funny. Is that what you were talking about, my meat? Slap it on my meat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were?

Okay. Feel like beef jerky, slap it on your meat. Feel like beef jerky, slap it on my meat. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Something like that. Something like that. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. built like beef jerky Alright we're taking through the appliances here pretty quick. Let me uh Okay, this is something I'm gonna, I use this often. It's not the most convenient, but I really, really like it. I'm doing like a, tell me if I get these at the same time,

because they are one appliance. Oh, all right. The oven-stove top combination. I think so. I think so. Yeah, I think so. That's one block of shit. We will acknowledge that you can buy a stove top

without an oven. You can get one of those electric cook tops. I don't know if- That's a hot plate. Feel free to take it by the way. That's still on the list. I don't know if you can get an oven without a stove on top. There's like in unit, there's like definitely ovens.

Oh yeah, I guess they make those like little ovens. Yeah, yeah, you're right. That's what the rich people use, those like stacked double ovens. And you're like, how much baking are we doing? That's what Dana's parents have. It's the stacked double oven. Yeah, so does my mom.

And guess what? She never used my entire childhood. And oven. The one oven. She just got her kitchenry done a couple years ago and she got a double oven. And I walked in and was like, ma, what is this? Ma. Ma. Who is this for? Ma.

Ma. Does she ever have caterers come over and cook in the house for dinner parties or anything like that? If you include my sister-in-law who will make the Thanksgiving food at my mom's house, because my mom has the nice kitchen, and then she'll bring it to, so yes, but no. She just wanted, she's not gonna get a new kitchen and not get a double oven.

And I was like, well, I disagree, but that's neither here nor there. Are you going home for Thanksgiving, Kenny Nolan? Yes, I am. What are you doing? Yeah. Does Dan come with you? Yeah, he does now. Do you switch houses back and forth or what? No, so Dan, I should have sounded less excited.

Dan used to spend Thanksgiving with his grandmother. He would fly out and spend it with her for like the week. And she has passed away. And so Dan will be coming to my Thanksgiving, which is great, because my family does Thanksgiving. We don't do Christmas that much. We don't really do. Although now we've made this road trip

that we started doing last year, but let's stop talking about me. So he's coming to Thanksgiving. And I'm like very excited because. That's awesome. Yeah. Do they do it up? Does your family like do a big Thanksgiving?

Yeah, I mean, we're not good at cooking, but it's like our, it's our big cooking holiday. So we do try and it's just fun to get everybody together, you know? And what's your favorite, what's your favorite dish? Cause we've drafted this, it was years ago, but what's your favorite Thanksgiving? It's, it's like, no, I'm not proud of it,

but my mom makes those sweet potatoes, yams. I talked to this, it was years ago, but what's your favorite Thanksgiving? It's like, I'm not proud of it, but my mom makes those sweet potatoes, yams. She makes yams with like the brown sugar and the cinnamon and all that. I'm pretty sure they come in a can. It's like not a difficult thing to make, but the way they bake them up with the butter and the fat rules.

I could eat that all day. Sean's gonna puke. I'm a stuffing boy. I love stuffing. You are a stuffing boy. I like scalloped potatoes all day. Yeah, it's gonna puke. I'm a boy. Yeah, I love stuff. You are a stuffing boy I like scale potatoes all day scale potatoes are eyes are good. Yeah. Mm-hmm Yeah, that doesn't even mean anything But I love the mix, you know I'm saying I love taking a bite of everything putting it on one for what it's about You get the green bean cheese with the gravy over all of course. I'll tell you this

You get the green bean with the mac and cheese with the. You put the gravy over all of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I'll tell you this. Cranberry sauce? I don't need it anywhere near my plate. No. If you had to pick though, the fruit or the can. What about whole berry?

Yeah, whole berry or can. I'll let you keep it cold in my refrigerator if you want. You're fucking heathen. I don't think I need to, it's in a can. I think I'm all right. I'm gonna go can. You can put cans in the fridge. The flop, the ffff.

Yeah, that's the thing. You know, and then you cut into it. Future. Salad in the slices. I took an oven. You did. David. Wait, did we even talk about it?

I feel like all we talked about was what I did on Thanksgiving. Shut up to oven. I love cooking, I really enjoy cooking. My wife loves cooking, we use our oven all the time. I just really enjoy it. I would be bummed if I didn't have it. There are other ways to heat up food,

and I find many of them wanting. You just stare at it. You stare at it, you put it in the sun, you rub it really fast, you know? There's so many ways to heat up food. You loan the food a bunch of money and then the food doesn't pay you back, and so you just stare at it until it heats up.

David! Time for your second pick. So it's sophomore year. Were you a freshman in the last one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sophomore year, I didn't have the freshman season I would have liked to, but I made some plays. You know what I mean?

I saw the field, and don't forget, I walked on. You know what I mean? That's right. That's awesome. So I saw the field a little bit. I've moved over to the athletic dorm. So now I'm with the fellas. Yeah.

I'm with the fellas. I'm still not a contributor the way I would like to be. I gotta do something to stand out, right? With the fellas. I want do something to stand out, right? With the fellas. I want my, I wanna be, I wanna be at least a mascot for the team if I'm not seeing the field as much as I would like to. I already have the Panini Press, but now I'm like, you know what?

We gotta wake up to watch film. We have early morning workouts and stuff like that. Hey guys, before we go lift in the morning, come on over to my room. David's got a Belgian waffle maker. That's right. It's on my list. Come on. You're putting any press in your Belgian waffle maker? I have a real one in my life that I bought last year and it was fucked up. You don't buy one if you live alone. I'd tell you that right now.

I'll tell you that right now for free brother. Did you start making waffles out of stuff that weren't supposed to be waffles? I started making waffles as easily as you make a turkey sandwich. You know what I'm saying? And isn't it in lieu of bread? I was just using it. I was just using it. Was the one that has the flip action? I still got it. I still got it, but I can't keep crusties

in the house because of that. What are you doing? I'm just gonna have some waffles real quick and then I'll meet you. Yeah, well, cause I got it down to how to, I got it down how to make enough a batter for just like two. Yeah, it's once you figure that out, doors open. It's fucked.

But I'm with the fellas, you know what I mean? We're up. Get some of that protein waffle powder. Yeah. That's right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Those are pretty good.

Yeah. Chocolate. And it's easy, it's easy, it's easy. Yeah. Come on. That's right. Have you said goodbye to the panini press in this situation? Do you have a little more?

Very quickly. I still go on dates. Oh, I keep the panini press in a you know, I keep it in the box under my bed Okay, I'm picturing. It's funny. I picture you having one of those It looks like it's the backsplash of your kitchen But when you push it it comes up and that's where all your appliances are. That's how I'm, that's what I'm picturing for you. I mean, you don't know what I'm gonna do, Junior. You keep that panache on you. That's so true.

Once you get onto off-campus housing, you can go nuts. Yeah. Yep, exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Great, I look forward to it. Off-campus housing, we were feral. There's so many 40s on our staircase

at the off-campus housing. It was nuts. Should be illegal. Oh, remember back when alcohol bottles were decorations? Oh, yes. I puked in a Forever 21 bag and tied it in a knot and went to sleep. Honestly, it... The smell won't get out if I just tie it in a knot.

Just go tie it in a knot, exactly. Cut it off at the pass. Nobody's going to go. And then off to bed, I go... Deal with that. That's tomorrow, Katie's problem. That's a tomorrow problem. That's tomorrow Katie's problem. That's a tomorrow problem.

Tonight Katie's been through enough. Sean, it is time for your second and your third picks. Belgian waffle maker off to the top. I don't know what to do without the waffle maker. I thought the waffle maker was gonna count for two picks. So I was ready to spend them both on that one pick. The waffle maker. Shout out to waffle maker Maker Toppist.

You can't have Waffle Toppist, you can't have Waffle Toppist! You can't have Waffle Maker! Waffle Toppist! Waffle Toppist! You could make Waffle Toppist. I gotta pick a water heater. Okay, you do? I mean, yeah, a shower.

I just, I mean, you know, I just want it. It's not the most practical appliance, but. It actually is, I think, the most practical. Hot water, man. All right, Ian, you're looking at me like that doesn't count. That is an appliance, right? Yeah, I think if an HVAC is, but here's my problem.

I thought those two did the same thing. I mean, it's right next to each other. I thought they did the same thing. Oh, are they really? Nope, they're not. No, they're not. I'm showing my ignorance. I was like, I think I took that. You ever had to just go out? It sucks. Oh, are they really? Nope, they're not. No, they're not. I'm showing my ignorance. I was like, I think I took that.

If you ever had your address go out, it sucks. Oh, God. The hot water heater. When I was over on Logan Street, that shit's... But you know the crazy thing? Cold showers are better. It's just- They are way better. You just gotta get used to them.

You just have to get used to them. Mine was down for like a week. So like after like two, three days, you get used to it and you start to feel the effects. And I was like, and I down for like a week. So like after like two, three days, you get used to it and you start to feel the effects. And I was really like, oh, maybe I'll be a cold shower guy. They fixed that shit. I have not looked back since.

Are you crazy? You stop taking the limitless pill. If you're listening to this while you're driving a car, you're gonna wanna pull over. And if you're listening around family, you might wanna call them into the room and put this on speaker. I finished my shower cold.

It's great, it's a good idea. I start hot and I finish cold. I mean, don't we all? Dave T, Dave Talent, he finishes with a cold blast. It's good, it's good for ya. It's just good for ya. Cause I don't feel like I get clean if I shower in cold water.

That was the problem with cold water. I feel like soap doesn't take in a weird way. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that, yeah, that cold, you just, you feel awake, actually. So I would get so lethargic after showers, but. Yeah. You just wanna curl up and take a nap. I feel poor when it's a cold shower.

I feel like I did something wrong. That's fair. Isaac, are you listening? Yeah. What was your reaction when you found out that I end cold? That you end cold? I do the same thing. Yeah.

Did you pull over? Oh wow. Did you? I just feel like that's gonna really knock students to six. Is your family in the room with us? Yeah. Are they in the room with us right now? What did they say?

Hot, hot heat. Hot, hot. So the hot water heater and then, heat. Hot, hot. So the hot water heater, and then, there's another, well. We're gonna take a roof next? No. I'm gonna take the floor with my next pick. I'll say,

it's such a gutter, but I mean the microwave. I just. Is it gutter? It's unfortunate, but I mean the microwave. I just. Is it gutter? It's not gutter. It is not. I try to get away from it, but I use the microwave the most out of anything. More than less than the credit I guess.

But is it not? I use it so much. It was so, two fun things. When do you think the microwave was invented? Oh, okay. This is, see it's always earlier than you think. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say 1942. No, that was the beginning of World War II.

It wasn't invented. I'm gonna say 1948. I'm gonna say later than that. But you think about like the nuclear family. Well, it was a little less specific than I was looking for. What do you think for an actual year? Well, like they advertise TV dinners and stuff from back in the day.

Were those all in the oven? You can put them in ovens, yeah. Yeah, anyway, I'm looking for. What do you think for an actual year? Well, like they advertise TV dinners and stuff from back in the day. Were those all in the oven? Or in the stove? You could put them in ovens, yeah. Yeah, anyway, I'm saying 48. When was it invented? I'm saying 58. Came out in 46. Jeez.

Whoa. When the boys came back from WW2, the big one, they invented microwaves. Damn. I'm coming back to my gal in a microwave oven. The first microwave with a turntable. In a huge case of PTSD. I don't know, it's gonna be generational.

No, no, no, they just like to drink. Me and the boys in a dark room with the television on. Nothing on the screen but static, just looking six inches over the screen. Now we can microwave our cigarettes, our belts, our beers, whatever we need. I punched a dog at the park the other day. Dog didn't do anything wrong. our belts, our beers, whatever we need. Yeah, man. I punched a dog at the park the other day.

The dog didn't do anything wrong. The dog didn't do anything? I did something. The dog didn't do one damn thing wrong. I can't put Trenchfoot in the microwave. Yeah. Isaac, can you cut the part where I said it was in the 70s? Isaac, could you cut that out?

Isaac, can you replace that with can it can you say 1996 clean? Can you what when were the Atlanta Olympics again? 1996 great Twitter Twitter Twitter Hey, sometimes I have good songs do remember wet me up wet me down I have good songs, do you remember? Wet Me Up, Wet Me Down. Yeah, that was a kid's mirror. That's why the bad ones are so funny,

because you're like, nope, that ain't it. It's real good. Yeah, microwaves. I made dinner for Shane last night, and I used the microwave on three different things. You guys have the weirdest relationship. It's cute. I think he was 45 minutes late.

I felt like we were married, because I'm over here fuming at my phone, and I'm like, it's gonna be freezing when you get here. What? You had already micro, why didn't you just wait till he got there to microwave it? Well, he said he was gonna be- You can hit it back up, you have a microwave.

He said he was gonna be here at 5.30, so I made pasta and meatballs and breadsticks. So that when he walked in, it would be warm and ready? That's wild. That was my intention. That's wild. I would have waited till they got there and then be like, now watch me make us food. We didn't have time because Max had to eat, so I gotta feed the kid and she's eating, That was my intention. That's wild. I would have waited till they got there and then be like, now watch me make us food.

We didn't have time cause Max had to eat. So I got to feed the kid and she's eating. I mean, anyway. Bruv, how do you make pasta in the microwave? I didn't, I use the microwave for the meatballs. So they were microwave meatballs. And then the oven for the breadsticks, stove for the pasta.

Micro-wheat balls? Micro- Micro- microwave meatballs. Micro-wheat balls. Me-crowave balls. Me-crowave balls. Gosh. She fucking did it. Micro micro microwave meatballs micro wheat balls meat crow wave balls Laura we call it a meat crow wave from now on that's luxury dude I got a meat crow wave and then one for everything else and a vegetable crow wave Yeah microwave oven.

It's funny that it seems like trashy sometimes now, because it's like really truly was like the way of the future. It was like very futuristic way. It is using fucking- It takes all the nutrients out, right? To me, and I won't say it, but another thing came along and really- Yeah, knocked that off the- I was going to pick that kind of, but I know it was that enough.

Me too, but I don't think it's the same one that you have. I used the shit out of mine. I think that they... Bellagio Waffle Maker got taken last round. Oh, oh, are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have it right here on my list. I keep a master list right now. And we're not drafting goofy appliances, by the way.

That wasn't the category. The category isn't goofy appliances. Well, we'll see David Junior year I am off-campus housing me and some of the other guys from the D line got our own crib an Apartment, but it's tasteful liquor bottles everywhere. I Am a solid backup this year. I'm a solid backup and we got a bowl game. So I'm fucking feeling myself. I don't need to do anybody any favors

by making Belgian waffles anymore. You know what I mean? I'm in my own. I'm in my college experience. I'm living. I'm at the house with my boys. We have a dumb name for it. We call it the dungeon or some stupid shit.

And I'm throwing parties now. Not nothing crazy. I'm not doing blowouts, but we have little get-togethers sometimes, me and the boys. And I am in my, I'm now old enough to drink legally, I think, I didn't go to college. I think so. I have a margaritamaker, margaritamachine. Now, may I ask, are we talking like the ones you see at the back of the bar that are constantly

spinning? Yes! Dual containers! Like a hurricane! Like a hurricane! Oh, like a hurricane! Yes! Okay!

I'm doing very well! Wow! And is it Jose Cuervo? Yeah, but whatever, man! There is a place, there's a taco spot next to my house that has one of those going full Sousa full time, and it's very luxurious looking. Yo, and it's in the grave?

Your house would be the most fun to hang out at. But the noise and the upkeep would be tough, not to rain on the parade, not to hurricane on the parade. Who cares about the noise when you're drunk on hurricanes? Cleaning out a machine like that cannot be easy, or else like a McFlurry would be around more often. Oh, my dear Katie, you think this is gonna make it to senior year and that's a funny thought.

You just use it till it breaks in the new way. We're done with that. I'm still 21. Freshmen clean it. If anybody cleans it. Oh, that's good, that's good. I wasn't thinking like a man who was performing hazing on yeah Like a lady, but think like a man

The Roman Empire I Got a reader machine. I'm drinking them out of pictures with my shirts off shirt off Who wants a hurricane and waffle Shirts off, shirt off, we're all having a good time. Take both your shirts off. No, no, take both your shirts off. You deserve it. Yeah, take both my shirts off. Who wants a hurricane and a waffle? The waffle maker's gone, Sean. No, it's still there. The waffle maker's still there. Oh, but somebody else is using it.

That's my bad. Sorry, Sean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I let the boys use it. We're in the dungeon. You know, we're all family in the dungeon. When people come over to the party, you've got to be like, let me introduce you to Inez. And then you walk them over and that's the

No, but I'm in college so wouldn't even be clever Welcome to Montezuma's revenge Dumb shit I heard in Cabo Because I went on spring break on this year, yeah. Yeah, that's a great pick. I mean, it's, yeah, no, I like it. It's a, it's what I'm doing. Yeah, it's what you're doing. Time for my third pick. It feels like you're having so much fun.

Your list is dwindling. The way you're laughing, Dave. I'm having a good fun. Your list is dwindling. My list is not dwindling. I'm over here being like, what would I buy? What's the last thing I bought? He's a tough act to follow. I'm mad at myself for being too reasonable and I think now I wanna sort of like color out

the line a little bit and have a little more fun. I am going to draft something that I have like, even at my most single and getting paid, felt a little bit outside of my price range for what it is, but this is a draft, so I can take it. I'm taking that machine that makes the ice, but like you get like the- The Sonic Ice?

The Sonic Ice. Bro? What's this? Oh my God, I have one in my house right now. Dude, we had the Taco Man come over, and then we had the Sonic Ice shit. It's not for all the time. Not for all the time.

But for a party, it makes that little Sonic Ice, the little beaded ice. You know, the kind that like, like you barely have to crunch it for it to relent. The Fountain Soda Ice. Yeah, but like it's very specific, like Sonic. And it stays outside of your fridge? It's a freestanding machine.

You gotta put it on the counter. It won't. Yeah, it's heavy as fuck. It will not share a dressing room with the fridge. Yeah, it's heavy as fuck. So it's just a separate ice maker. That's right. And it's Sonic ice.

Ice. Sonic, do you not know, are you not? I know what you're talking about. Is there tails ice? They're the size of little boba things, kind of, right? Like the ish, little circles, little spheres of ice. Yeah, a little smaller, but yeah. It's like crushed ice, but they're just like balls.

The G.E. profile nugget ice maker, Opal 2.0, ultra-low scale inhibiting filter, stainless steel. You walk into a Williams Sonoma right now, you're not walking out with that machine unless you brought $430 with you. All right? All right? That's wild.

You know you can just pour water into a rubber thing and then put that in your freezer and then you'll have Sonic Ice. Watch this, and this is not great for an audio media Waving it at us A deck chair toe. A deck chair toe. It's not the same ice, Katie. I have ice in my face. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a different kind of ice.

And if you're a beverage boy, and I'm a beverage boy, it is sort of the brass ring. But it is so expensive expensive and it just makes ice that it feels, and it takes up a lot of room too. The big machine. That's the thing with these decadent appliances, they take up so much counter space. Like those immovable ones, I assume that's kind of

like some of the other ones where it's just, it's there. It's way too much hassle to move it. So it just is there all the time. It's really heavy, it's really heavy. That's why you gotta go to David's crib where he has that thing that looks like it's way too much hassle to move it. So it just is there all the time. It's really heavy, it's really heavy. That's why you gotta go to David's crib where he has that thing that looks like it's the backsplash but when you push the bottom of it, it flips up and all of your appliances are lined up.

And then you just pull it out, plug it in, and you go with your panini or your waffle or your margarita. Or your Marg. That one stays plugged in. It's kind of a bitch to move without cleaning. And we're not cleaning it. Not unless the red shirt's come over.

It has alcohol in it. So it's cleaning itself. Perfect. Brilliant. Brilliant, even. I'm taking the Sonic Ice Machine. Katie Nolan, it's time for your third and fourth picks. Neither of which will be as good as my pick that I just made. Yeah. We all thought that. So, this is my thing that replaced the micro-OVE. And I feel like it's almost like being really loyal to TiVo,

the thing that was the step between the other thing. But I fuck with a toaster oven real heavy. Yeah, dude. I love a toaster oven to the point where if I'm at like an Airbnb or if I'm staying somewhere and they don't have a toaster oven, they just either have a toaster oven, they just either have a toaster or their oven. I sort of don't know what to do with myself.

There's a lot of uses that that toaster oven gets for me. You don't really have to preheat it because it's small. You can just toss the thing in and set it to whatever you need it to be at and then just add two minutes to whatever the cook time is, assuming it'll get hot for that, and it'll kind of like pre-cook the food. You don't have to, it's not as much of a commitment, it's quicker.

I can sort of just be like, oh, it needs a little longer and just turn the knob a little bit more. Now there are some toaster ovens that are doing a lot now, where it's like, you have to relearn it, but mine, I just got the basic, it's got a toast nozzle, it has like a bake, a temperature nozzle, and you can make it like broil or bake or, you know, toast. You can broil on that thing?

Yeah, because broil's just cooking the top only, right? Isn't that the? Yeah, super hot, super hot. Yeah, so it's. Yeah, they're real good for those party pizzas, stuff like that. Oh, I was gonna say leftover pizza in a toaster oven. A French bread pizza, an Elio's pizza. It's a good, it's good for all those little snacks you buy as a child and eat.

And it feels, it's all crispy. Like if you put, I don't know, if you put something in a microwave, it feels like it's microwaved, it's like smushy. You can put that same thing in a toaster oven and it's gonna feel legit. Like sometimes I'll even, I'll microwave something and then I'll finish it in the toaster oven to give it the crisp. Yeah. Yeah There you go. So I love it. That's an adult right life had a toaster oven. Well

Really when I was a kid, maybe when I was a little kid, it's good. It's good It's also it's also if you you wanna make a little sweet treat, you wanna make four cookies. Yeah, it's nice. Oh. It is nice. It's nice for, I think this is a product of me living alone for most of my life. Oh yeah, oh that's, no, no, it's a buy yourself shit.

It's a buy yourself shit for sure. It's a buy yourself a self place. Cause you can't do like a lot of shit. Yeah, it's almost not enough room even to do like enough pizza for Dan and I. It's like we gotta do it one at a time. Yeah. It feels like a break room appliance a little bit. It's not an appliance you use with your pants on a lot.

That's right. That's right. That's not a sexual thing, that's a living alone thing. Now is that an appliance I'm actually just realizing I could add something to my list? No, I- Are you talking about White Hot Heat again? Electric pants.

Maybe. Am I? Electric pants. You know, the plug-in pants. Yeah. So yeah, I'm taking a toaster oven and I love my toaster oven very much. And your fourth pick.

Okay, now I can't take a mini fridge, right? Because fridge has been taken. I kind of feel like you can. Yeah. A mini fridge is very different. I leave it with Sean Jordan. It's in a rumpus room. It's not the main.

You ain't gonna catch any rules from me. Of course you can take it. You can take Fridge again for all I care. Don't turn that back on me. I'm sorry, somebody has to fucking. I know, and it ain't me. You're not the one that has to read it. I caught guff just this week

for not letting Shane take the running man pose. Oh yeah, that was silly Guff. We weren't drafting fictional game show. Thank you. That's a whole, that could be a whole other draft. Though I think a mini fridge is definitely different because a mini fridge usually isn't in your kitchen, I'm saying.

So that it facilitates a whole different skill set. And if it is, it's serving a convenience purpose. Case in point, when my mom did this fancy kitchen remodel that doesn't make any sense, they put a little beverage fridge under the part of the kitchen where my dad makes his coffee. And so you can keep the coffee accoutrement so you don't have to walk across the kitchen

to the fridge to get the cream. It's right beneath you. And also he'll have like, he'll put little beers in that fridge. Or there's like, I've seen mini fridges, my brother has a mini fridge in his house that's like their beverage cooler. So it's got like wine racks and then it has like, it's where they put all their drinks. So you get your drinks out of the drink fridge, keeps the fridge fridge open for like meats

and such. It almost feels like the difference between, sorry, between a toaster oven and regular oven. Go ahead, Dan. Definitely. No, I was just saying when I first got the townhome in the valley I had grand ambitions of getting a mini fridge for my bedroom yeah that's the other and the other thing is that you can have it in a room that's for seduction

it brings the kitchen to ice my chest it brings the kitchen cold candles into the bedroom and I support that. You keep your condoms cold, right? Well it's just like cigarettes, you keep them in the freezer. They last longer.

Just a screenshot of bad ones. Weirdly my condoms are made by Cool, it's on. Let me sing you a song of fire and ice and then you put on your chilled condom. Damn. Sorry, the ribs froze. You absolutely can't get pregnant on a chilled condom though. That's true. That's true. It's like ice on a condom.

Because no one will let you have sex with them if you're wearing them. You want to talk about a cold plunge. Shawn's going nuts. Oh man. Also, also good for a mini fridge is good for skin care. I know that's what you guys were thinking. Oh yeah. That's awesome.

Sometimes you're supposed to keep your skin care cold and something feels really wrong about keeping it in your actual fridge. Like putting it next to your yogurt and you're like this isn't right this is like yeah good I'm glad I use lotion I'm moisturized yeah well well so sometimes a cute little mini fridge for that I mean that is that is aspirational that I do not have like a tabletop mini fridge that No, me, I never got it. Perfectly acceptable.

But I've always dreamed of having a mini fridge. It's like a waterbed except it maintained like it stayed being something I wanted instead of I grew up and went absolutely not to that. Mini fridge has always been something that's like, oh, I'm doing well. I got a mini fridge in my game room. I would like enough rooms. I would like Time for my fourth pick and I'm going to take

Are you know what? It's there. I could live without it Sometimes I even prefer not using it but in a pinch a You know what, it's there, I can live without it. Sometimes I even prefer not using it, but in a pinch, a washing machine. A dishwasher, a dishwasher. In a pinch, a dishwasher. I use those. We use it? Hell for the dishwasher, yeah.

I kind of like, it's one of those, I use my brain so much, it's just like thinking of stuff all day, then I really like the process of like, using my hands to clean a dish. It's the gen of motorcycle maintenance. Yeah, you're not doing anything, you're just like, and you get it, and it's done, and now that's clean.

So like, but, you know, I mostly use the dishwasher. Depression precludes me from understanding what the fuck you're talking about right now. My brain does not work that way. It doesn't at all? Not at all. As another depressed person? Yeah, no, I love using the dishwasher because.

You get no satisfaction out of hand washing a dish? None, and I got dry hands. So if I finish. It was my main chore as a kid so I Yeah, mowing the lawn is cool, I love I can see myself liking mowing the lawn if I was especially if I had a riding motor That would be all get out of town. Oh, no zero. There's zero degree turn mowers. Yeah, they're like helicopters That's that's the future for me. Yeah, if I end up with one of those That's the future for me. If I end up with one of those, you will end up with one of those. I had one on my list I was gonna ask later.

Oh, I didn't even think about it. A piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically a domestic one. I think it is, it was gonna be my last pick. I'm not taking it. I can't now. It's been spoiled, it's been had. I also have a whole narrative I'm building.

You sure do. And it doesn't involve a lot more. I didn't mean to get in the way of your creative process. Your narrative. Your storyboarding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will have a... Yes, I did write it out. David's world building right now. Step aside. You have to. Difference between John Wick and, you know...

I'd like to see chat be, chat. Go ahead, try it again, try it again. We'll do a pick up. One more, one more, Isaac, one more. I'd like to see chat be, chat BET. One more. Chat BET. That's my goddamn retirement plan.

Don't fucking say it out loud. That's trademarked by Kono First Industries, by the way. I'm not gonna fucking say it out loud. That's trademarked by Kono First Industries, by the way. One more time, one more time. I'd like to see chat GPT draft appliances. Nice. There it is. Yes, yes, yes.

Isaac, cut that last one out. Listen, we don't need to sing the song of a dishwasher. It speaks for itself. It's beautiful. Awesome. David, time for your fourth pick. Okay. It's senior year.

Uh, that bowl game I talked about? Yeah. First string senior went down. Uh-oh. Guess who came in went nuts. Young boy? I'm talking hurries. I'm talking sacks.

Wow. I'm talking about force. I'm talking sacks. I'm talking about force. I went crazy. I balled outrageous. Coming into the year, SI says I'm one of the top defensive players in the country. Wow. So now everything's changed. I gotta take my life seriously.

Yeah. I gotta take shit seriously. I gotta worry about nutrition. I gotta be serious about this because this could be a career. Yes, I also have a communications degree coming up But who knows man anything could happen. I'm boy wonder right now. I've grown I put I packed an inch on I packed an inch on where your boys your boys five eight

Tall feeling good I'm saying Brawlic and I want to keep those muscles up. I got to keep my nutrients in. And yes, we have a dietician. It's a D1 school. Whatever. I need to make shit at the crib. At the dungeon. I'm the elder statesman. I need these young boys eating good. So,

I bought a food steamer. Oh, that's not what I thought you were going to say. At all. I don't even know what a food steamer is. Keep me on my toes. It's cause it does vegetables. I know, I know you don't know what it is. I'm making salmon and asparagus. You know what I mean?

Okay. In the same thing. Why would you make garbage? What? Why would you want to heat up garbage? Shut the fuck up. You could, I didn't steam Mountain Dew. Can you put Mountain Dew in the water reservoir? Oh my god.

It's green. I wouldn't even put it in my bong, brother. Could you Mountain Dew steam some salmon? Could you? Probably. Yes, I could. I could just boil up a bunch of dew and make mac and cheese, couldn't I? Oh my god.

Oh my god. Stop, please. I beg begging. That was so crazy. Look at you. Oh man. But yeah, I'm taking it seriously. I got my salmons. I got my lean meats. Of course.

We're making a push for this. We're making a push for this. You're steaming out here. You're eating steamed chicken. I love it. Yeah. We're making a push. The dream is becoming realized, you know?

And fall back, I still have my radio show at the college station. So that you know, yeah Music music music late night music late night. Are you just stay out of trouble? I used to stay out of trouble, you know what I mean Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm not doing thirsty Thursdays I'm at the station. I'm learning how stuff works. You play a lot of 10,000 maniacs, right? You're like into Natalie Merchant, 10,000 maniacs. These are the days. A lot of weird shit, a lot of weird shit. A lot of prog rock. Yeah, can, a lot of can.

A lot of craft work, you know what I mean? I'm showing, on certain nights, I'm taking your favorite albums and I'm playing all the source material for the beats. Wow, I love that. That's the type of shit I'm on. That's the type of shit beats. Wow. That's the type of shit I'm on. I love that. That's the type of shit I'm on. That's a good radio show.

Yeah. See you on Jordan. Time for your fourth and then your final picks. Let me know if I can pick this. I'm going to call this a drug dealer lamp. So I have a lamp in my living room that has a smart light bulb in it. So it can be any color I want. What about that says drug dealer?

What the fuck are you talking about? I get it. So it can be any color I want. What about that says drug dealer? What the fuck are you talking about? I get it. Come on. You never went to someone's house and bought weed where they had like, a purple lamp. They didn't have a normal light in the house. It was like a red light bulb in the kitchen. Oh, is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Because the other night I had our Christmas tree. Who buys the weed? The other night I went to a drug dealer's house. You're feeling nostalgic. Why don't you go to the store? I was like, I like it here, bro. But I had the Christmas lights on and they were like flashing green and red

and then the lamp was purple and those are the only lights on in the house. And then I was like, this feels like a drug dealer's house to me. So that's what I want to take, a lamp but a drug dealer lamp with a smart light bulb. I'll just say I'm on like the Home Depot's appliance page. Okay.

I don't see lamps, but I don't know if that necessarily means. That might be because Home Depot would consider that lighting because it zooms in that far. But maybe if you were at like a Target, they might think of a lamp as an appliance. I'm asking y'all. What are you guys thinking?

That's probably in houseware or whatever. The creatives, that's who I'm asking. For the sake of not basing you reach for something else, I'm willing to take it. So him reaching for something else is funny, is the funniest option. True, okay, yeah. Yeah, no, no, lamps don't count. Yeah, no.

All right, can I pick drug dealer, anything? I just want it to be a drug dealer or something. Yes, yes. All right, let me see here. Let me see, I just wanna have a little fun. None of these are fun. You could take a scale. You could take a...

Yeah, a scale. No, you know, I'm gonna pick the air fryer. I do love, I do. Okay, different direction. I've been using the air fryer like crazy. And it is, I didn't realize, I thought they were harder to use than they are. I didn't realize you seriously just put stuff in

and it did it. Like when David got his, what, at the house in North Hollywood, you got your air fryer and we were talking about wings, I thought there was something to it. I know you can church it up and make it your own, but you really just put stuff in. You can make fries, tater tots, like it just does the job of an oven a lot quicker.

It does all kinds of shit. It does all kinds of shit. And to close the loop, this is the DVR to my toaster ovens Tivo. This is where I thought you were going when you picked those toaster ovens. Yeah, and I don't have one of those yet. I've been thinking about it,

but I want to get a nice one, and I asked for it for Christmas. People always yell at me, and they're like, you never asked for anything specific for Christmas. And I have asked for this specific thing like three Christmases in a row, and I have yet to get it

so it's like it's not for me yet, you know? It's not, it'll come to me when I need. It does, toaster oven shit, it does toaster oven shit. Yeah, well I'm loyal. I don't know shit about them. I don't know anything about them. That's dank, man. So, air fryer and then.

This is a great time. I hear it's good for reheating like Chinese food. It is. American Chinese food. It's really good for reheating. It's awesome, it's really awesome. up reheating like Chinese food. It is it's really good. It's awesome. It's it's really awesome Yeah, I'll get there Keep reaching with that rainbow Sean your final thing uh

Little single smoothie maker I take that look at a magic bullet Yeah, like that like the little ninja guy the little like yeah, whatever did like just a tiny blender You don't have to make smoothies. You take the bottom, the smoothie part off, and then you twist on a little colored ring, and then you can use it as a glass. That was one that I got Lauren. She, I don't think she's touched it. I was like, look at this thing you've always wanted.

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. I go in waves, you know, as is everything. Right, happening with my jump roping right now. Those do collect dust pretty expertly. I've seen many a kitchen that has an old magic bullet on top of their fridge that's like, he used to use me, but now I just stay here. Big time, yeah.

It's such a routine to get the berries and the honey and all the stuff you wanted in it. Really, this is, talked about berries a lot today. Yeah, Mack, let's take a favor from berries. Is that what I'm gonna help you with? Kelly Berry over here. and all the stuff you wanted in it. Talks about berries a lot today. Yeah. Mack, let's take a favor from berries. What am I helping out? Nellie Berry over here. Yeah.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Berry White. Yeah, let's go, let's go. This is the one someone said,

it's not better. Berry, Berry. It's maybe even worse. And it's not, I don't know. Berry, Berry Gibb. And that's. Berry Christmas, everyone. We should probably stop.

No, see, now you're out, you're way. Why not do it again? Well, the way puns work, because they're not the real name, right? David, time for your final pick. Man, thank you. Guys, senior year. Twice?

I rose to the challenge. Oh, okay, sorry. No, that was the end of June. Red shirted, you challenge. Okay. Oh, okay, sorry. No, that was in the June. Red-shirted, he red-shirted. Yeah, yeah, red-shirted, whatever. After my last year, I had to take some more class, whatever, eligibility.

The point is, I wrote- Paperwork, I made a paperwork mistake. I rose to the challenge, I balled out. They invited your boy to the combine. Wow. Damn. He showed and he proved. It was that day with him and the linebackers,

isn't it? D-line and linebackers who do the combine together? I think so. Whatever. I showed out. I showed and proved. Not crazy. I'm still, you know, I packed on the inch. I'm still 5'8", but the Broncos wanted to take a chance. They wanted to take a chance. Signed your boy, little contract, no big deal. Mom, I did it. I'm in the motherfucking NFL. I don't have a lot of money though. I got an apartment. I got a tasteful townhouse in Palomino Park. That's where they said some of the young guys used to live. It's in Aurora. Not too far from Dove Valley. And I have a little apartment. I got a car. I'm not too far from Dove Valley, and I have a little apartment, I got a car, I'm doing well. I am used to making food in my house now, right?

I'm used to making food in my house, but I can step my game up, you know what I mean? I have a little bit of money. The margarita machine's gone, you know what I mean? I left all that shit at the dungeon. But I still like to make good meat at the crib. I got a sous vide. Oh, dude.

Yeah. Wow, you landed that plane. Oh yeah. Huh. I have a sous vide. I love it. It's awesome. You would have a sous vide.

Shocker Godwin. Go to hell, King. You would have a sous vide, but have never seen a toaster oven. I just learned that sous vide is two words. I've never lived in a home with a toaster oven, okay? It's very different when it's your roommate. If you wanna come over, if you come to LA,

I will sous vide you a lovely meal. Wow. Perfectly cooked meat. And so for, I know, but I bet Sean doesn't, what does a sous vide do? It's like a water cooker. It regulates the temperature so you can do like meats, like, you can do vegetables and stuff in it too, but like, yeah, you can do all kinds of shit.

Is this like you're dropping it in vacuum sealed or something? Yes. Well, there's a couple types, right? You can get the one that has the tank, which is what I think I would do. But then you have the one that you could just put on the side of a pot, right? I don't know anything about a sous vide until just now. It's two words for everybody listening. It heats the water and circulates the water.

And if you want your... What did you type, Sean, into Google to get to where you are now? S-O-U-V-I-D. Oh, that's close up and it corrected me. And that's not bad. You got close enough that it said you mean this. Looks like a frother is what it looks like to the lay person.

Well, you stick it, what it does, the wand you're seeing heats and circulates water. Okay. So you just need a free standing, people sous vide in like Rubbermaid containers. Like it just needs to be something that holds water. Ah. Sick.

I'm picturing the wrong thing. But it lets you, like if you set it to 160, it will not heat the meat above 160. Okay. Oh, it just maintains the, yeah. Okay. It lets you get like, perfectly cooked stuff. So it's like a wet oven?

It's a woven. A wet oven. It's a woven. A wet oven, yeah. McWoven. And my widow. McWoven. And my McWoven. Okay, I love a sous vide.

I still don't really get it, but it's nice to be next to Sean on something. You get some meat out of that thing, it's wild. It's really wild. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how texting works either, so whatever. I don't need to know how it works to enjoy it. Same. I got to take some now, my final pick,

on behalf of my wife. I don't really ever use it, but she's a big baker. And when I bought this, I bought it before she moved in, but I was like, I want this at the house for when you come over, could you like bacon? Cause I had like a big kitchen. She lived in an apartment, she didn't. But I was like, you know, it was like a little bit of like,

we're gonna be in a long term relationship, I got this for you. And she has used it to make so many delicious things that I had to take it, I wouldn't be true to myself. I'm taking a KitchenAid stand mixer. Yeah, that thing is an industry standard. Industry standard, and they last forever. My mom has hers from like the 80s still, and that thing, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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So much more than a stand mixer. Permanent place on the counter. Place it at the table for that thing. Well, because it's beautiful. Yeah, if you get it in a color that really sets the tone for your kitchen. Oh, I love's beautiful. Yeah, if you get it in a color that really sets the tone for your kitchen. Oh, I love a maroon kitchen mixer. I do not own one. I have mine in urban camo.

Yeah, we got snow camo. Sick. Confetti. Katie, mine is actually the Joker theme. It's like, make it look like a lowrider. Sort of a Joker print on it. Katie Nolan, it's time for your final pick. You know, I'm down to two things that, like, I don't like using, but that really come in in a pinch.

Oh, but now I'm looking at a third and I'm like, what about her? Because having a dog, I do feel like my dust buster is key. Cause then I don't have to take out the full vacuum. I can just hit the little spots. Yeah. I can just go like, cause my dog would have one of those instead of a vacuum any day. It's good for stairs. I think so. I think we've taken enough kitchen appliances. I think it's time to branch back out.

So yes, I will take. Yeah, I want all kitchen. I'll take a dust buster. That things are so cumbersome. Dust buster is the move. But I did learn recently, if you have a carpet that sheds, because you bought it from Wayfair, and they're actually, you thought you were buying it

from a different website, but it's just Wayfair under a different name. Yeah. You went to dansoder.com and you directed you to Wayfair. If it's like a carpet that sheds and you need to, and you wanna vacuum that up and get it to, cause after a few vacuums it'll stop shedding, you need what's called, I believe, a beater bar.

And the only way to get that is like a full vacuum. It will not work if you use one of those little sharks. Cause I was doing that and I'm like, why isn't this getting any better? And they were like, you need the thing that makes it go like, like that. That's it, Tana? Okay. It's like the thing that's, you know,

the thing that's the part that goes on the floor that you're like, why is this so thick? And then in later models, it was just a little guy. It's like there in there is something that I think is like, I don't, I didn't fully Google it. I just Googled it enough to know that I needed to bring my vacuum cleaner over here. The beater bar is also what Sean keeps

with the little nightstand where he keeps the lotion and the Kleenex. I was laughing immediately. I was gonna let it go. And the gummies. After that cold plunge thing, I feel like everybody thought I was being too gross. So yeah, I was gonna let it ride.

It's weird when you get gross. There were a couple, yet a couple times when you're really gross, if I'm completely honest. It's the mustache, it ain't me. Don't throw our community under the bus like that. People with mustaches are disgusting. Okay, we do.

Okay, we do. The Dustbuster, it's a great pick. What were the other two you were agonizing over? A crock pot, because you just toss everything in and then you just push the button and it stays on all day. And Isaac, you can have either of these, but I don't think you'll need the second one. I recently got a hairdryer that's shaped like a comb.

And all I have to do is like does it- Is that a diffuser? No, that I think is you put on the end of a hairdryer. Those are round, right? Like a TV shot. Instead of doing like a hairdryer and a comb, which is so hard and your arms get so tired and it takes like this dexterity I don't have,

this is just the hairdryers inside the center of the brush, and I just run it through my hair and it blow dries it. And that has- Future shit. I hate blow drying my hair. That's made it like 80% less bad, but it still sucks. Glitch. So those are my two.

And the last one. That was what? That was it. That was it. That was it. That was it. We did it. Isaac, do you have a pick? I sure do.

I hate to be super Asian here, but the rice cooker. The rice cooker has made my life infinitely easier. Why didn't that catch on here the way that it should have? It caught on in my house. My mom fucking used that shit till, I hear that ding and I still think dinner's ready. I don't really ever cook rice. Which is why...

It's hard if you don't have a rice cooker. Yeah. Well, we have to do it in a saucepan. I remember when we used to get in a... Cooking in a pan sucks. It sticks. Yeah, it does, but you gotta stir it a lot. Put a lot of butter in it.

Butter? Yeah. In your rice? Isaac, calm down. I get the minute rice and it goes Butter? Yeah. In your rice? Yeah. I get the minute rice and it goes in the microwave. I'm all good. We used to put, I don't know, I don't make it anymore, but we used to put water and butter and rice in the pan

and then you'd let it boil and the butter would keep it from sticking to itself and make it taste like butter, which was nice. I didn't realize that wasn't standard until now. And... Butter. Which was nice. I didn't realize that wasn't standard until now. Stand up next to you. Twitter. Twitter. I put butter right there in my rice.

God bless the USA. You landed that plane. You did, you landed that plane. You know, it was a shaky. It was a shaky. No, it's pretty good. And most of them are, bud. them are bud shake not yours just flights. I was talking about real flight Was yeah, I was talking about you I was talking about flight. They're all shaky landings. It's subtle, but the Emmy is in the shot Is it really? Oh, yeah, it's right up there. Yeah

That's your names right blocking it maybe, I don't see it. No, that's right. Oh, it is? Okay, now I know where it's at. Casting a shadow. That's right, it's crazy, you've been holding it right in front of us the whole time, I didn't see it. It's actually Katie's, I mean, I stole it.

I just wouldn't took it. Great, hey, let's recap, huh? Sean, you went first. You're ending this podcast on an interesting note. Yeah, Sean, you took a fridge, a hot water heater, a micro-oil vat, an air fryer, and a magic bullet. David. What ends up happening to you on the Denver Broncos?

It doesn't matter, Ian. Okay. Damn. But on your journey. I was a boy who dared to dream. On your journey to the National Football League, you a panini press a Belgian waffle maker a margarita maker a food steamer and a sous vide amazing Oh, yeah, I got a good list with my picks a washing machine in oven one of those sonic ice machines a dishwasher and a stand mixer I got everything I need

I got everything I need. No, you can live on that. You can live on that. I'm good. Katie, you went last. You got a coffee maker, an HVAC unit, a toaster oven, a mini fridge, and a dust buster. Great picks all. We left a lot of good picks on the board on this one.

Oh, yeah. Dryer. Dressel machine. Heater. Heater. Well, HVAC. I assumed washer dryer was the... that goes with HVAC. I assumed washer dryer was the,

I thought you got them both. Well, they have those single unit ones. I guess they do. Yeah, that's what I have. Yeah, they're kind of stacked. I don't know, I left them. I don't know, I left City. They have a washer dryer.

Isn't that nice? That's amazing. In the East Village? Mine are stacked on top of each other. No, we're not making East Village. Where are you? What's your exact address again? We'll talk about it later. Okay. I was there East Village. Where are you? What's your exact address again?

We'll talk about it later. I was there, and let me tell you, it's a dive. It's really a real hole. I was like, Staten Island, okay. Okay. Okay. There was like Google Home and Alexa and all that stuff. Oh, that's interesting.

I don't invite the vampire into my house. What? The electric cable. We got it and I use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good too. My mommy wants a lot of it. He has great in college.

Big in college. Also the hatch. We have a hatch and it's fantastic just for like the kid for the sleeping and the night light and all the night lenses and stuff. Oh, oh the alarm clock. Yeah, I thought you meant like a hatch. Like in the walls. Like a little laundry. White noise machine. and the night light and all the night uses and stuff. Oh, oh, the alarm clock. I thought you meant like a hatch.

Like in a wall. Like a little laundry. White noise machine. You know, if you need to get into and out of your lair. Would a power strip have counted? I was thinking that, because the convenience of plugging in all the other appliances.

I don't think so. All right, well then I didn't pick it. That's a good thing I didn't pick it. Yeah, you didn't pick it. I'll tell you whose picks we want to hear is yours. The listener broke the fourth wall. Hit us up at AllFantasyPod on Twitter, AllFantasyPodcast at gmail.com.

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