All Fantasy Everything - BANDS! One Through Fivesies. It'll Make Sense When You Listen (w/ Miel Bredouw, Sean Jordan, and David Gborie)

Episode Date: September 13, 2018

The Good Vibes Gang gets together with Miel Bredouw to draft a solo artist, a duo, a trio, a quartet and a quintet.Support the show!Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPodEpisode Guest:Miel Bredouw @Miel IG: @MielmonsterBe sure to check out Miel's podcast Punch Up The Jam on HeadGum.Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Show Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to a brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. Oh! Right? It's a podcast. It's proper mental, isn't it? Rhythm Senector! Poppy!

Right? Wait, wait. Poppy? Did you just yell Poppy? Oh, so here's the story with that. Oh, okay. I thought he just... I thought... He did, but... Well, we heard some here's the story with that. Oh, okay. I thought he just... He did, but...

Well, we heard some other... You might have been there too, Emil. We heard some other... Some new slang. And I'm not talking about the shins either. We've had a couple chaps the other night out at... Go, Keith, and a curse for this town. Not the shins in the house.

Ladies and gentlemen, TV's favorite Ian Carmel is who that was. I can't. Hello. You sing that instead of the national anthem in Oregon, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. Ian's got a Garden State sweatshirt on right now. Yeah.

Knitted. And that's, yeah. Knitted. And that's how I live my life. So this kid told us. It's one of the ones with the snaps on the bottom. So it's like a onesie. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a onesie sweatshirt. It's a, it's a, go on. It's like one of those ones that you button on the bottom. So it's like a onesie. It's like a onesie sweatshirt. It's a... Go on. It's like one of those ones that you button under your carriage. Under the tush. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We call that the nut snap. Yeah.

Who calls it that? I call it that now. The nut snap? I'm starting to get it going. And if he needs a wee, I'll do it too. That's my friend. And if they need a three, I'll do it as well. This is how revolutions start.

You're not going to go for the snap? You need a four. Yeah, of course. Go on This is how revolutions start. You're not going to go for the four. You need a four. Yeah, of course. Yeah, go on, go on. It's a thing now. Go with our combined social media influence? The four of us? The worst Power Rangers ever.

Yeah. God leaders. Yeah. Power Rangers? No, that's Captain Planet. Right, with the power of soil. Yeah, with the ring. Together.

When all powers combine. Oh, yeah, nutsnap. Is that the one where one of them's a bucket of water or some shit what you went Fantasia you went

to Fantasia in South Dakota whole bucket it was a concord box with a hole cut in it with a bucket of water sitting in it wasn't one of them

like water it was like one of the his power was water but he wasn't a bucket of water could have been if you poured him into a, but he wasn't a bucket of water. Could have been if you poured him into a bucket. No, he didn't.

I don't think he turned into water. Did you have a TV? I didn't have much, David. I can tell because you were watching buckets of water. I had a single mother who worked very hard is what I had. Listen, so did I, but I knew there wasn't a bucket of water TV show. I also had a single mother who worked very hard. And a TV, I get it. And Ivan Carmel right across town.

So we met these chavs at the pub the other night. Brubs. We met these brubs at the pub. They had mental trainers. Pub brubs. And they told me some new slang. Correct me if I'm wrong, but one of them is safe. And safe means dope.

And dope means dank. And dank can be buck. So we can say like, I don't know why i get so jamaican as soon as i do it yeah i don't know i got no trainers i can't even do it i'm trying so hard my my track my trainers are safe mate we're trying to be safe mental safe mental safe they call me the mentalist! The librarians, bruv. Librarians, bruv. Safety!

Trikeling and bash, bruv. Static selector! I don't know why I keep saying that. I don't know why that... Suits in it. Salino and Bonds, bruv. Proper safe. Proper safe.

Proper safe. 2015 ghetto rhythm. I keep going back. I don't know why... Scream go on, go on, go on. Scream, scream, scream, scream. This is my story. Damn, son, where'd you find this? Kicks on fire.

Where'd you guys get a soundboard? You know what it is. It wasn't me. Oh, my gosh. You let her catch her? Just tell her it wasn't you. Your shaggy sounds a lot like Kermit Sounds a lot like meatwad Is what it sounds like

Hey man Hey man That's like other guys voice That was a weird What's up man Hey man You know that girl next door Yo

Alright You love to cut your Yeah you love to cut your That song I didn't know you could say Banging on the radio before I know All right. Do you know how to catch her? Yeah, do you know how to catch her? That song, I didn't know you could say banging on the radio before. I know. I feel like that was a landmark. With a butt naked. That and Oski, Oski, Oski.

Well, truffle butter, dude, forget about it. Oh, truffle butter, yikes. That's astonishing. But truffle butter is more. Yikes. I feel like truffle butter is more covert. And delicious. Than just like banging.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no I love Crazy Frog. What's happening? I've had a long day. So it's that kind of podcast. I'm happy to see you guys.

I am pretty stoked to see everyone. That's where the podcast is. I am really happy we're here. Yeah. I was in a... Of course you do, but you know the other thing that truffle butter is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or does Sean have to explain it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's ghee with mushrooms. No. What? Here, I thought you were going to break it down like a shotgun. I'd rather not, David. No, that's okay. Mothers listen to this.

Yeah, and you told me about what tossing your salad means. I don't think you have anything to claim here. Oh, yeah, you were there. Thanks for coming out. I was there. I came to the show. You talked about your giant balls. You can't say what truffle butter is?

Yeah I mean I could But I feel like Someone's gonna look at me funny If I do And I'm pointing to all three of you Okay It's four of us in this room Yeah

Well Daniel's not gonna look at me funny Daniel might be looking at you funny He knows exactly what it is Daniel you know what truffle butter is right? Yeah yeah yeah It's a cootramon for steak Do we want me to say it? Anyway today's episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by...

No, what a terrible time to go to a sponsor. That was bad. Yeah, it was so bad. I was going to get on your ass. We return all the underwear. Get on your ass. Speaking of which, truffle butter is... I'll fuck you three more times and I'm going to say what truffle butter you are.

I'm going to say it. It's, of course, Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. Seeing a lot of those. You know? A lot of Cougar, yeah. Yo, yeah, I've been seeing that too. People have been jogging your steeze.

It's all right. Which is the most formist of flat... Uh-huh. Flaterionation. Yeah. It's the form sincer sincerest flattery. Syntax. We hit last night.

So Bradley Cooper, man, I hope this translates. Bradley Cooper's in a new movie and we were talking about how if he was a country singer in the movie and his name was just like Cradley Booper. And boy, did we laugh.

Bradley Booper's hilarious. His character and the name, he was like, well, I can't be Bradley Cooper. That's two on the nose. Brambley Coopler. That's up there. Smack clean poop shoot.

Smash the Boopler. That's up there with Bing Bong Titty Bitch. Yeah, Bing Bong Titty Bitch. Ashley Cooter. Yeah. Cash the Poop Shoot. Cash the poop shoot. Cash his poop shoot.

You've seen him when he was Elephant Man, but he insisted on no prosthetics. It's so funny. Stop everything you're doing and Google this. So they renamed the movie Perfect Man? Bradley Cooper insisted he could do Elephant Man with no prosthetics and just tweaked his body and made a dumb face. This is the best thing I've ever heard. It's amazing. My friend Matt Grippy tweeted the pictures. It's so

funny. He had to look perfect still. He looks amazing. I think when you're that beautiful you don't understand you don't understand what ugly is. Right. You can't understand you just don't even

he's just so beautiful he's never not looked amazing to me ah it's so funny oh my god you're doing it it's just so funny

oh this is the best thing that ever happened you sweet beautiful fool right Bradley Cooper my sweet simple simple boy he just walks in in character as the elephant

hi I'm Bradley flu flu I'd like a frappuccino do you see it Sean look at that My sweet, simple, simple boy. He just walks in, in character as the elephant. Hi, I'm Fred the Froot Floomer. I'd like a frappuccino. Do you see it? Sean, look at that. Oh, God. It's so funny. He thought he was slick.

He still has a very prominent six pack. You're like, dog, this is like, this is, we got in trouble for doing this as kids. Yeah, no, you can't do that. To other kids. Yeah, right? Yeah. I can only imagine the voice of the Elephant Man. He did it on Broadway. Yes, he got paid to do that.

I bet he got paid a bunch, too. I bet you he got paid more than I've been paid for anything. Bradley Boopler. Hi, I'm Kathleen Prupler. I'm here. Kathleen! All right. That's his mom.

I'd like a pumpkin spice latte for Shmashleen Prupler. Boy, I was almost on the ground last night laughing at that. Dadly Doodler. Just they're all his next movie characters. Dadly Doodler, what do you have coming up? Thank you to everybody that came out of the Blue Rooster. That was amazing. I don't appreciate everyone singing in the audience.

Here you go. That I don't have an Emmy. For sure. I don't personally have any. The show has seven. Farm to table. Seven Emmys. In three years of making a TV show. Meanwhile, Enemy of the Podcast

Mike Malloy has not had a job in entertainment that I didn't give him. All right? She's going down. So if he wants to get all sassy with me, I'm going to fucking war. I didn't hear it because I was outside.

I'm going to fucking war, dude. I'll bring the Navy. I'll give David's head away. The Army? You go to the sea, you go to the land. I'll fight him in the streets. You're going to get the Frogmen in the hills, dude? The Air Force is going to be there? streets You're gonna get the frogmen Fight them in the hills Dude the air force Is gonna be there You're gonna get the frogmen In there

The frogmen Yeah dude Who know Krav Maga Oh the frogmen That's from Scarface right It's actually Slang for Navy Seal I believe

Yeah Oh Yeah Attract my statement He's dead I'm coming I'm coming for Malloy I'm coming for Malloy

Dude he probably Just got a huge smile On his face Like he's probably Alright putting glass On his knuckles This is even a joke I'm writing a pilot Right. Dude, he probably just got a huge smile on his face. Like, he's probably, all right, putting glass on his knuckles. This is doing a joke. I'm writing a pilot right now that I know will sell just so I can not give him a job on it.

Then I'm not going to change my name to Mike Malloy like I previously planned on doing. That's what's happening right now. I will be at Cobb's Comedy Club with the one Kyle Kinane friend of the podcast. Mike Malloy also not there. It's not Mike employed., it's Mike Molloy. Mike on a Molloy. On Molloy. Crappling Doobler.

Crappling Doobler. I'm just kidding. I love you, Mike Molloy. He's the best. Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco, first week in October with Kyle Kinane. And a drunkie in Carmel said he might join me just to hang out. So that'd be fun if that was still. The weekend of October 5th?

Uh-huh. There's a problem with my little promise that I made. Oh, that's all right. Well, I might be able to do it. You know. Here's the scenario where it happens. October 5th is Elisa Carmel's 30th birthday. Oh, nice.

Fuck, man. My sweet little sister. Come to see. My sweet. We're having a little party in Portland, Oregon. Fuck, man. Come to the food chain. I want to be there. On the 30th.

That's a bummer. I know. So I'm going to be there. But perhaps on the 6th, I can noodle my way down to San Francisco. Well, dude, she's so cool. I know. I'm so happy. She's so awesome.

My little sister, she's getting her doctorate right now. She's got two master's degrees. That's not fair. Seriously. That should be illegal. I know. She's so awesome. My little sister, she's getting her doctorate right now. She's got two master's degrees. That's not fair. Seriously. That should be illegal. I know. She's dope. Who, by the way?

I'm going to get her drunk on flavored vodka. Whoever the fuck made fun of you for saying dope a second ago on Twitter. Oh, yeah. That was hilarious. Eat it, dude. I was complimenting Brian Cobbleman. Yeah. I was like, hey, man.

He was doing an AMA about Rounders. I was like, I don't have a question, man. Just thank you for making that movie. It's dope. Dope movie. And someone was like I don't have a question man just thank you for making that movie and someone was like do you friends seriously let you get away with saying dope what the fuck is that supposed to mean I'm sorry I screamed that and I understand have we been recording the whole time

David just had his dick hanging out the whole time what the fuck what kind of a thing is that I hate that shit. I hate it so much. Because no matter what, that comes from a bad place. That's such a lame thing to talk about. I was kidding.

I was kidding. I was. What? The dick thing? What? What are you talking about? No. The guy on Twitter.

Oh my God. You thought he was yelling at you? I thought you freaked out. I was like, I was kidding. David doesn't have his dick hanging out. Everything's side-prop. All right. Everything's side-prop.

I'm over it. I'm sucking in my gut. Now we're just going to go propo-mental. No, no. Propo-safe. No, he's talking about word policing. Yeah, I hate that. Especially with something like dope that is such a community. I was complimenting a guy who like.

What do you say? What do you say, you fucking nerd? I know. What do you say that's so cool? Magnificent. Yeah, you fucking douchebag. I just gave him, I gave him, I gave him two scoops of love. That's all I know. What do you say that's so cool? Magnificent. Yeah, you fucking douchebag. I just gave him two scoops of love.

That's all I did. I was like, hey, man, I'm sorry you carry whatever pain with you that you do in a mechanic like this. And yeah, his friends do let him get away with saying dope. Pull up. 1308. Factory place. What's up? Swing through.

I'm standing by the Prius. Swing through. Swing through. I'm in the Prius. Maybe we don't need to. Maybe we turn down. I can just look it up. I shouldn't have maybe said the Prius. Maybe we don't need to. Maybe we turn down. I can just look it up. I shouldn't have maybe said the address. I think we got this guy handled.

I mean, the address is out there. It's on the internet. And yeah, pull up. But only when we're here. Only when we're here. Yeah. Anyway. Anyways.

We'll fucking clean your clock while it's still hanging on your wall. Hell yeah. All right? You will never know what time it is. I'll tell you what won't. I'll tell you it'll be dope. The drug you have to go to when they stop giving you Oxycontin after we put you in the hospital. Hell yeah. All right? You will never know what time it is. I'll tell you what won't. I'll tell you it'll be dope. The drug you have to go to when they stop giving you Oxycontin after we put you in the hospital.

Hell yeah. Broken legs right twice a day. Yuck. I was trying to ride the clock thing. I don't know. I've been excited. Dude, you guys, Miel got up and left. That's crazy.

Yeah. I've been gone for 30 minutes. She just walked back in with a machine gun, dude. The machine gun shoots eagles, and the eagles also have a lot of time in machine guns, and those shoot sparrows. I don't fuck with eagles. Sparrows are the most dangerous bird of all. They're scary.

Yeah, I've been trying to tell people that. I don't think people understand that. You can't just be like... Because I think ever since the Rescuers Down Under, I was just like, nah, that's not for me. Eagles have been the beneficiaries of some supreme PR. Meanwhile, vultures and other buzzards get the shitty end of the stick and they're just eating stuff

that's already dead. Yeah. Right? Eagles are smashing your baby. They're just swinging through like, hey, are you guys done with this? With this jackrabbit corpse? Everybody's done with it?

Cool, I'll eat it. I'll pick it up. Cool, I'll take it home. Eagles are tearing salmon out of the sea in the prime of their lives. Yeah, ripping families apart. Ripping families apart. Making sure kids grow up without fathers.

Right, exactly. Oh, now we got salmon gang problems, and of course we do. Oh, man. And of course we do. Everybody's begging salmon. Have you been to the river lately? It's scary out there. Red bellies, blue bellies, green bellies.

I don't go there. Yeah, you shouldn't. It's not for you. I don't. Copper River? Don't even fucking get near the Copper River. I'm looking at you right now, Sean Jordan. I'm in the Sioux Falls crypts.

I'm not in the Copper River crypts. That's what I'm saying, though. Yeah. I wouldn't dream. Copple? Copper. Don't you go near the Bopper River. Did you always think it was Ted Copple?

Or Ted Copper? Ted Copper. Did you think they... When you were getting into precious metals, we should have called you Ted Copper. You know that about David Mayle? He got into precious metals for a while? I'm sorry. You got sincerely into precious metals, we should have called you Ted Copper. You know that about David Mayle? He got into precious metals for a while? I'm sorry. You got sincerely into precious metals?

I was in the silver game for a little bit. Oh, I do vaguely remember that. How did that go for you? I don't know. It's been a big year. A lot has happened this year. I try to, like I said, you got to keep busy. I don't move fast, but I keep moving.

You know what I'm saying? Turtle wins the race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or is it a tortoise? What's the difference? I don't know fast, but I keep moving. You know what I'm saying? Turtle wins the race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or is it a tortoise? What's the difference? I don't know the difference. It's a boozy. It's a boozy.

It's a tortoise. A tortoise is a turtle who forgot where he came from. He's a sand turtle. He's a sand turtle. Yeah. That wisdom came from the mouth of the Chee is silent on Twitter. There you go. A.K.A.

Cool guy jokes. 87 on Instagram. That was great. Yeah. Yeah. It worked out. Tortoise is a turtle who forgot where he came from. It's true.

Anti-Eagle. Anti-Tortoise. Anti-Mike Malloy. That's what I've gathered so far. We're coming out hard today. We're coming out hard. We're coming out hard today. Big swings.

Big bites of the apple. Bang. Where can people see you? This comes out on Thursday? Yeah. I'll be at the Virgil in Los Angeles on Friday doing mixtape. Oh, yeah. And then, dude, I don't even know after that.

This month is real slow for me. It's going to be a good time to recharge. So I'll just be like, you know. Take stock. Recharge the battery. Well, I got to find a way to make some money. Make some money. I'm going to choose not to eat with you.

Kimisabe is going to go recharge. Once he's dead, then we're going to crush some ass. Consequences. But yeah, that's where you can see so you're just Venmo David Borey Venmo oh it's actually at

my first name is Sar so S-A-H-R there it is Dash Borey is that the first time that's been brought up on All Fantasy Everything it is

my first time that might be some deep AFE trivia that people are like flipping out over right now oh I knew it I guarantee that's the first time

you've ever said it on here because I've always I've been waiting for you to say it. Weird. I don't, I guess I don't ever think about it. Yeah, no. Why would you?

Cat's out of the bag. Yeah. Motherfuckers. Now David's pissed. David's my middle name, you idiots. You fucking idiots. Dumb.

99 episodes, dude. 99 episodes. You thought you could keep me in a box? No. You thought you knew my moves? That's what I do. You thought you could keep me in a box? No. You thought you knew my moves? That's what I do. You think you know?

Two years later, I come up with a new name on you. You don't know what the fuck I'm doing. You were painting him into a corner? He needed the floor painted. That's what happened. Exactly. Exactly. You didn't even know what was getting washed.

New shit. Tom Sawyer. That's so funny. Sarbori. Yeah. Sarbori. Well, so it's Sardinian. Because, like, okay. Everybody. Tom Sawyer. That's so funny. Sar-Bori. Yeah, Sar-Bori. Well, like, so it's Sar-Bori. Because, like, okay, everybody, I'm from the Kono tribe in Sierra Leone,

and all the names are numerical, your first name. So, like, Sar is firstborn son. Oh, oh, oh. And then so all the firstborns are Sars, and then the second is Tamba, and then Ea and Komba and all the way down. And they do the same thing for women. So it's more identifying to go by your middle name. Sar David is what they call me.

You should hyphenate it. But then Sar, it's like Chuck or it's like Richard and Dick. Like if your name is Sar, they could say like Sasko is like. It's a lot cooler than Richard and Dick. I'll tell you that. Wait, Sasko could be a nickname for you? I'm calling you that. And then like my little brother's Tomba, but

his T-boy is like the nickname. There's a bunch of them. It's a whole thing. Yeah, I guess I never had talked about it. Sosko! There's a lot of people with Soskos who send us stuff, dude. We have so much hot sauce. That's true. I know so many people in the sauce game. The whole time you've been in the sauce game yourself,

people didn't even know it. Which makes sense because I'm dripping. Last week we got 19 bottles of hot sauce. Wow. That was awesome. Can you eat that much? Between that and the Taco Bell, your assholes must be just raw. Well, you mean my colostomy bag?

Yeah. John puts hot sauce on salad. I know it's not the first time that's been brought up on the side. That is not crazy, though. Real health nut. Huh. Hot sauce on...

Just a big pile of iceberg lettuce and what is that missing? A kiss of a hot sauce. You gotta do baby spinach, though, is what you gotta do on your salad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah? All right.

Iceberg lettuce is nothing. It's like you eat... It's just water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah? All right. Yeah. Icebergless is nothing. It's like you eat- It's just water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All salad is is a vehicle for the condiments and the chicken. But if you eat it- And the raw egg, bro. With spinach or whatever.

Sure. These are great nutrition tips. If you want to get into the kind of shape that someone like- A me or an Ian Carmel. High level athletes. Sadly, dude, dude. Yeah. You need to start up a stars board. Cradley Groot dude, dude. You need to start with a Star Wars board. Cradley Groot boot?

Yeah, you want to like, or David and I. Yeah. Or David and I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to get some baby spinach. Radley Grooper shape? Yeah, Radley Grooper, dude. You know what I mean?

Very dangerous. That's a fun nickname, Radley Grooper. If you want to get, no, no. It sounds like you're handsy. I don't like it. He probably is. Yeah, he got the old you think Bradley

Cooper's handsy? No, Radley Grouper though. Oh, Radley Grouper. He might be. He's not as handsy as Stanley Grouper though.

Oh, man. That guy. That guy's one big hand. Never come into another one of my barbecues. Don't give him a hug

because he's a whole hand, you know? Gets a couple holy waters in him. Starts talking about the Bible. I'm lost. Yeah, I'm done. I'm out.

I've been lost for 45 minutes. You know where you are. You knew what this was. You're in the jungle, baby. This is the weirdest intro in a while. It's pretty weird. Actually, you never said what the podcast is. Yeah.

I'm not used to it. We're not there yet. It's that kind of podcast. This is all re-inception to this whole motherfucker. This is all the intro. This is real life. You thought the 99th episode was going to make any sense? No.

No. No. You've earned it. Academy Award winner. Oh, I thought you were doing Still Fly. I was. Oh, okay. Every time they bring up, I just have to bring it up.

Academy Award winner. Got a quarter take again. Oh, no. In what? I was thinking of Stay Fly. Oh, Stay Fly. I got a Stay Fly. You mean Highs. You're doing the censored version. You, no. I was thinking of Stay Fly. Oh, Stay Fly. I gotta Stay Fly. You mean High.

You're doing the censored version. You know what? I was doing Stay Fly. It's Stay High. Okay, first of all, I'm gonna need you to step it back. No, Miel.

Yell at his fucking ass. Jeez Louise. He's usually the one breaking the mic. You break it. Isn't Stay Fly, am I wrong? Isn't Stay Fly

the censored version of Stay High? I don't think so. I don't remember that. Did they say Stay High? am I wrong? Isn't Stay Fly the censored version of Stay High? I don't think so. I don't remember that. Did they say Stay High? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I should step back. Maybe I'm wrong.

Well, only one of us grew up on Orcas Island and really had the big timers wired. That was Freezing Mafia. Freezing Mafia, come on. Shit, now it's all shit. Everything's all. I'm so mad at everyone. I'm so mad. God, I'm fucked up now.

I'm blown. I blew it. God, I'm fucked up now. What if Juicy I blew it. God, I'm fucked up now. What if Juicy J just came in right now? What y'all want to do now? Huh? What y'all want to do now? I'm doing the victory.

He's doing victory. It's all fucked up now. It's all fucked up now. How am I going to eat? What is he saying? That's not what he said. What I'm supposed to do now. It's all fucked up now.

How am I going to eat? What am I talking about? Puff Daddy's never said that. Always ready to jump into that victory ship. I am so hungry. I'm going to go to Food for Less right after this. That's a good call. At meal.

Hi. Thank you. It's at meal on Twitter. Bredo. And Bredo. I wish it was just Bredo on Instagram. And meal monster on Instagram. Anyone can spell it. Bredo. Bredo. And Bredo. I wish it was just Bredo on Instagram. And Meal Monster on Instagram. Anyone can spell it.

Bredo. Bredo. I can spell Bredo. How? B-R-E-D-O-U-W. I can't believe you actually spelled it. Yeah. You're my friend.

You're my dear friend. All right. Yeah. High fives friend. You're my dear friend. All right. Yeah. High fives. High fives for Karm. You sound like one of those ghosts that you buy at like a Shopko or something. Happy Halloween. You're like a rad ghost, like a Pac-Sun ghost.

Yeah. That's what I'm doing. Tasty waves send me to my grave. Halloween's coming up. Yeah. Oh. Halloween is. Love me dressed around the corner.

Right the huck around the corner. Do you guys have plans? I'm hucking. I want to get back. I love Halloween. Halloween is. Do you guys have costumes already? No, no.

We should figure it out. Count Zacula told me. He goes, you can just. I just want to get a gun. Everybody's like, David, what's the- I'm just a dude with a gun. What, is that not enough? Is that not-

You can be Major Lazer. How much did your costume cost? Come on. Exactly. How many bodies on your costume? Yeah. Shut up, Trump. Cool.

You're joking. I just have a gun. You're just walking around. I'm a Clinton voter. Donald Crump. That's what I'm dressing as A Crump dancer like in the clown makeup In a club get boy My fake Crump is better

Than your fake Crump I wish everybody could have seen what I was just doing Your double chicken wings Shaking my bingo wings for everyone to see He looks like he just came up huge On a wheel of Fortune slot machine. Woo! Meow Monster.

Hi. I have a show, actually. Yeah. To promote on September 30th at 9 p.m. at UCB Sunset. We're doing a live punch up the jam. You're doing a live punch up the jam? Yeah, of us. You're doing a live Punch Up the Jam? Yeah, we are. You might have to come to that.

You should. What night of the week is that? Sunday night. Yeah. Sorry, I know you guys work. No, no. Well, we watch Ballers on Sunday night. Yeah, Ballers.

But we watch Ballers whenever. Which, by the way, I caught up yesterday. Oh, boy. This season is something. They're doing it. They're doing it. Just to push this though live pump up the jam

everybody go if you haven't listened to that it's such a fantastic show it's called punch up the jam seriously it's one of yeah yeah

you got it wrong but he's sweet no no I didn't mean to say pump up the jam go see was it D-Nice am I really gonna blow it

was it D-Nice that's saying pump up the jam technotronic pump up the volume technotronic no it happens a lot it's only 8

I just want the listeners to know that it's not midnight it's not 1am it's 8pm and we're all acting like this listen I've been on the bus basically since 2

that's where I'm at punch up the jam thank you bring it back UCB sunset September 30th 9pm live as fuck

it's gonna be super fun take us one live today the Albrado yeah maybe go to a little surprise and start super fun. Take us one live today. The Albarado. Yeah. Maybe go a little surprise and start a little sleep. Take us one live today. Go cop them. Where do they get them?

Just on... Do you guys have a website? All of our fucking Twitter account gets unsuspended. Oh, yeah. Well, tell Debbie to stop being the bad boy at Twitter all of a sudden. Talk about killing people. That's so funny. That's the best.

Debbie was in Portland with me this weekend. Oh, XOXO? Heard about that. I saw pictures of his thing, and I saw other people say it. It was incredible. I bet it was amazing. Yeah, he's so fucking funny. He's a very funny man.

He's fantastic. He's not made of the same stardust we're made of. You know what I mean? No. No, yeah, I agree. Like, he got that employer. Mine's better, but, like, he's pretty good. I was going to say that.

Technically, he's boss. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's true. Technically. Then don. I was going to say that. Technically his boss. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Technically. Then don't tell him what I just said. No. He'll be hard to work with.

Yeah. It's going to be fun. That's my point. Come please. It's going to be amazing. Yep. Uh, ballers.

They are doing it. Also Sunday night. Check out ballers. You guys. Sunday nights on HBO. What was it? It's entourage succession. Billions of ballers. May the rock be with you. And also with you. Thank you. I on HBO. They, I, it's crazy. What was it? Entourage, succession,

billions of ballers, may the rock be with you. And also with you. Thank you, I appreciate it. Oh, you really did the whole cross when you said that.

I did. He believes in the whole religion. Yeah. We invited him to Denver. Four corners to a square, you know? You know, whatever makes you feel good.

Whatever makes you happy. As a crow flies. Whatever makes you happy. Ladies and gentlemen, Cheryl Crow. What about you? Oh, thank you. My name is Ian Carmel. Add Ian Carmel on Twitter.

Add Ian Carmel on Instagram. Across all platforms. Yeah. Add Ian Carmel on Jewish Happen. Are you Jewish? I'm Jewish, 100%. Bar Mitzvah and everything. You are?

Yeah. Oh, LaShana Tova and all the, my fellow, my fellow Yudin out there. I thought it was Shana Tova this whole time. La Shana Tova. Sean Jordan. Sean Jordan, actually. Man,

you think you know someone. Shana Tova. By the time you hear this, we'll be right, right on our way to Yom Kippur. Ooh. So may you have a thoughtful

and peaceful day of atonement to my fellow Jews. And to the not Jews. And to the not Jews. And to the not Jews. Fuck off. It's not your day. Go ahead and fuck off. It's not your frigging day, broski.

Is Yom Kippur where you don't, like no electronics, no nothing, right? A lot of that, yeah. Well, you're not supposed to do it on Rosh Hashanah either. You're not supposed to drive, right, either? You're not driving either. And no eating. No drinking water. Till sunset?

Can you have sex? I don't think so. Wait, is it till sunset? Sunset to sunset. Can you have sex with yourself? That's a good question. I don't know. Now, people say you wouldn't learn anything from watching the television series Entourage.

Sure. That's how I know everything I just said. Well, there it is. There it is. Yeah. One of his best friends in the world is a Jew. But it took Ari, Drama, Vince, Turtle, and E to get that message across to him. Turtle and E.

Turtle, though. You guys need your Entourage names for each other. I knew Entourage way before you, though. That's true. Yeah. Not way before. Pretty much, right? I've just sung my Ari Drama, Vincent Turtle.

Ari Drama, Vincent Turtle. Ari Drama, Vincent Turtle. Actors in a drop top entourage. That's great. Is that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme? Yeah, it is. It sure is. I see why you get Emmys.

It sure is. Yep, yep, yep. Well, the show I work for does. I, as Mike Malloy, will remind you. Presently, sans Emmy. Sans. Sans Emmy. Give it time.

You'll get there. Yeah, yeah. I'm a firm believer that you'll get there. Firm. Thank you, my friend. I have to use my time to issue a correction. Oh. Here on the podcast.

What happened? The first of its kind. That eagles suck? On the last podcast, we may, in the middle of a banter, may have said that Sue Carmel, St. Sue Carmel. Don't, not we. I may have said. Was this the.

My first fan in life. Maybe the number one fan of this podcast, Saint Sue Carmel. Her even pants was on you. She of the sweet and generous nature. She's amazing. I may have inferred that she, A, got into the show free in Portland,

your album recording, and B, spent the time before the show barging into conversations. That's not very nice. I thought I was doing it all in the spirit of joking, and I thought that came across clearly. I was incorrect. And I would just like to now say for all of you

in the all family everything. There it is. That Sue Kermel not only paid for her own ticket, but also for a second ticket. She definitely did. For a co-worker of hers. Double down. And every conversation longed for her presence.

Yes. And any that was lucky enough to have her certainly had her with open arms, and no barging took place at all. Not one bit. Well said. I even said, I told her I'd get her tickets, she said, you know what she said? Noi. Noi. Not Noi. Well said. I even said, I told her I'd get her tickets. She said, you know what she said?

Noi. Noi. Not Noi. Noi. Not Eva. My mother is Australian. Full blown. That's crazy that's never come up before.

Full blown. Full blown Australian. Even when she was on the show. She's not. She's from Southeast Portland. Good. Get the corrections in on the same episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go. So that's the only correction I need to do. Come see me and Sean, though not David. David will be on an adventure to Mexico. Come see Sean and I at the 10,000 Loves Comedy Festival. Yep. Which may have sold out. Did it really fucking sell out?

Apparently it sold out in one day. That's wild. If it sold out, then you guys are amazing. That's Bill's knockers. You know what? Actually, scratch that. You guys are amazing regardless. They're amazing.

If there were three of them listening And one of them was my mom They'd be amazing If one of you Could give up your ticket For Atmosphere To come to the show In Minneapolis

That would be The band? That would be a treat Or artist? Yeah I'm kidding There's no way that's gonna happen He's just my favorite person My favorite artist

In the whole world You're blowing picks Huh? You're blowing picks Oh I can't do that No I can't do that What? I wasn't gonna do that You could Why? You just said you're a favorite artist In the whole world Yeah what are you talking Huh? You're blowing picks. Oh, I can't do that. No, I can't do that. What? I wasn't going to do that.

You could. Why? Yeah. You just hit your favorite artist in the whole world. Yeah, what are you talking about? You still can. I'm backpedaling. Oh.

Yep. Trying to be nice. Trying to be sincere. Now I'm backpedaling. I might have got caught. That's all good. I'm pissing. I'm peeing.

I'm peeing myself. He lost control. He lost control. There's piss everywhere. Holy crap. I lost control. It's everywhere. It smells so strong

It's just whiskey Oh that's whiskey piss Hello whiskey piss That's what they were calling me in middle school Before it was ever a problem What's up whiskey piss That's actually your first name Whiskey piss

Sean's her middle name Yeah it looks like it's still sold out which is wild it does that's not wild people we don't like you guys yeah they like us face it

I'm sorry I'm not gonna be there Minneapolis oh it'll be I gotta go find myself in the depths of Mexico City you know who's gonna be there there's gonna be almost the best substitute

for David Borey in the in the area is gonna be a one Sam Talent is gonna be there if you ever say that again, I'll fucking cut you. Didn't mean. I didn't know it was going to be.

I'll cut you down. I didn't know it was going to be like that. Directly, I will cut your head to the white meat. I thought you'd be stoked. No. Okay, never mind. We are completely different men. Well.

Of course I, yeah, I love Sam, of course. Yeah, all right. Best man at his wedding. Acting. Yeah, yeah. Acting. Acting, bro. Chops, dude.

Coward. I'm pointing at myself. Coward. Triple threat. I was stressed all day yesterday for no reason. I'm Chops, dude. Coward. I'm pointing at myself. Coward. Triple threat. I was stressed all day yesterday for no reason. I'm so sorry, man. I was literally just asleep. Oh, yeah. This, no. I was worried about

David. Okay, I won't. I was worried about David. I was just asleep. I was just asleep. Well, now it sounds like I'm a huge coward. No, he doesn't. It doesn't. You're a very loving friend who cares about his friends. Dad of the friendship. I think that's obvious. And to his credit, I could be out doing anything. It's a bit of a wild card.

Ayahuasca. Bit of a wild card. Yeah, for sure. You could. You'd be throwing up a lot. I wasn't even doing it. I wish I was on an adventure now. Anyways, what are we drafting a bit? Anyway, that's what podcasting is. That kind of one. But come see us at the

10,000 Last Comedy Festival. I don't really have anything else to promote. Wish my little sister a happy birthday on October 5th. That's right around the corner. Elisa. Very close, Neil. Very close. Burrito! Burrito! We are gathered here today not to yell out, burrito!

Even though it's really fun to do. We've gathered here in beautiful Head yell out, Burrito! Even though it's really fun to do. Burrito. We've gathered here in beautiful HeadGum Studios. Just a... From Skid Row. Was that a queef? No, a meow. Damn, all right. That was a fart.

This is an open podcast. I didn't think it happened. Maybe it was a queef. That was my butthole. Queefs sound like this, right? That's what mice sound like Oh he's got the range That's the little mermaid losing her voice Into the amulet

Yeah that was perfect I knew exactly what you were doing That was amazing That's what it sounds like when you're trying to get the gack out of the container That's the other thing Do you remember Gak? Yeah, from Toys R Us. From Nickelodeon.

The slime. Heroin. That shit was the best. Yeah, I loved it. Heroin. No, that's getting Gak'd. Differ. Differ.

Differ. Totes differ. We're gathered here today at HeadGum Studios to fantasy draft. How do I explain this? I don't know. I was hoping. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how we're going to. Did you see that picture of the Emmys I posted today? My don't know. I was hoping... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you're gonna...

Did you see that picture of the Emmys I posted today? My mind is on the fucking prize, dude. It's on the prize. I don't have time to think about this podcast ever. I'm not present right now. I tried and I couldn't. I'm thinking about, dude, what are we gonna get fucking Stevie Wonder to say in Carpool Karaoke, for example? You know, that kind of thing.

It already came out. But you got the new one that's coming out that you told me about. That is going to be difficult. We got some crazy ones coming out. It's going to be difficult. Crazy ones. Oh yeah. Look out.

That'll be funny. It's going to be weird, but, oh, so, okay, here's what we're drafting today. We're going to draft a,

we're each, you know, it's five picks. You're, if you're a listener, you know that. You do. We're going to draft one solo artist, one duo, one trio, one quartet, and one five piece.

One five-tet. Is that what that's called? Quintet. Quintet. Yeah. Yeah. One quintet. Okay.

Yeah. Musical acts. Yeah. In no particular order, you can pick your quintet in the first round. You can pick your solo act in the third round. Right. I don't fucking care.

You don't think we should go all like ones, all twos, all threes, all fours? No. No, no, no, no, no. Let's get spicy.

Okay. Let's get spicy. Strategy. Because then you got to grab what you got to grab. You got to grab what you want. I don't like that because strategy is

my worst part of this, but I appreciate it and it's not my podcast. No, play with your heart. I'll try. Just play with your heart. I don't feel like I'm very good at it. It would be pretty gangster if you went one to five or five to one and got all your picks.

Imagine how fun that would be at the end. Well, I feel like you guys are kind of hosed because you all listen to similar music. What'd you say? Hosed? Hosed? I thought you said hosed. Hosed. I thought you called us hosed on your own damn podcast.

You got your finger out and you go, I feel like you guys are kind of hosed. Put your shirt on. Meanwhile, mega producer Daniel's wearing fucking locs at night, dude. So I'm already shook up anyway. Hell yeah. It's fucking awesome. Leave them on. It looks great.

He's holding a bottle of cognac like Eazy-E the whole time, just ready to hit someone. He might turn into a knife. Got the look in his eyes. I'll turn into a knife real quick. I'm ready for anything at this point. Oh, I'm nervous. I'm sweating. Now, I am too. And I'll turn into a knife real quick. I'm ready for anything at this point. Oh, I'm nervous. I'm sweating. Now, I am too, and I have nothing to do with being nervous.

I'm just a man of size. A zoftic gentleman of leisure. Yeah, gentleman of leisure. More water in there. More water. Well, what we're about to do is determine the order of the draft with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you. I feel like you should start playing. I shan't.

Maybe I will on the 100th. I really want you to. I've played one time. It was the Taco Bell episode. I lost. I'm 0 for 1. Oh, it's a pride thing. Okay.

And I just feel like we've gone too far. We've gone too far. Maybe after episode 100. I don't know. I might do it on the next one. Spitballing. I might do it on the next one.balling I might do it on the next one anything could happen

we should draft something lame on the next one just like brands of peanut butter ways to cook eggs we could draft puns puns puns

god we throw on shoot here we go rock paper scissors shoot oh rock paper scissors shoot

rock paper scissors shoot oh damn Sean Jordan wins dude damn I've been off my rock Oh, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, dang. Sean Jordan wins, dude. Damn. I've been off my rock. The Sioux Falls Scissor.

Sioux Falls Chiswick Festival. Follow me on Twitter. And you want to know how long the festival is? July 27th from 10 to 4. Can we get out there to judge? Can we judge a Chiswick Festival? I would love to judge a chiseled contest? I would love to judge a chiseled festival.

If I can get us airfare and we all stay at Kelly Jordan's house, what do you guys think? Yes! I'll get a hotel because I have a really good job. I'll get a hotel. You have me at chiseled festival. All right. Do a show there. I'll tell you the hotel you're going to be staying in.

It'll be the Holiday Inn because that's the one. It's going to be right downtown. Oh, we can use points! Yeah, points. I'm always looking for the right points. We can go to Tommy Tommy Jack's Pro, we can go to Whitey's Spot, whatever the fuck it's called. It's up to you to determine the order of the draft. Before you do, I would love to remind you that it is a serpentine draft.

What is that? Excellent question. Have you ever been going to a barbecue and you go to get a watermelon and you kind of pick them both up? Oh, two watermel. And you kind of pick them both up. Oh, two watermelons. Yeah. Well,

you pick them both up, you know, and you're cause like you want, do you want the bigger one? So you kind of like you weigh it in your right hand a little bit. And then, and then you go to your left hand and you kind of weigh it, like do a little flex thing.

And you're like, I wonder which one weighs more. So you do kind of weigh it in your left hand again, and then you weigh it in your right hand. And then you still, you don't really know. So you just kind of weigh it in your right hand. And then you're like, ah, does the left hand weigh more? And you weigh that again.

That's a Serpentine draft and your workout routine. Yeah, yeah. What it means, what it means, what it means is you pick fourth or the first or you pick first or the second. Also, though, not how you check if a watermelon is ripe. No, you shoot it. It's a knock. You shoot it with a gun.

Yeah. That's what I've heard. My Halloween costume. Is it really? You just knock on it? Yeah. If it sounds hollow, right? If somebody answers?

And it has a big yellow spot. Somebody answers. Who's there? That's not a watermelon. Hi. Hi. All right. So what's the order of the draft going to be, Sean Jordan?

All right, here we go. Who's crossing his legs? I don't like your hands. Very sassily. What are you doing? Yeah, I like you. The hands are crossed, the legs are crossed. The eyes couldn't be straighter.

Couldn't be bluer. Because Kelly Jordan spent a lot of money to make them straight. I was born with crossed eyes. You know this about me. Is this true? Yeah. Oh, they look great. Thank you.

I'm not going to say who sent the DM, but I did receive a DM asking me if you were single the other day. Really? Mm-hmm. You know, tell Olivia Munn that I am. I'm sorry, Laura. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. If Laura, if you're listening, you're my

everything. You're my queen. So Miel goes first. Ooh, okay. Ian's gonna go second. Carmel. Ian Carmel. I'm gonna go third. David, you're gonna go last. What a fucking surprise. This is a fun order. You keep putting our boy last. I wanted to... I just didn't want to do the cross David, you're going to go last. What a fucking surprise. This is a fun order. You keep putting our boy last. I wanted to.

I just didn't want to do the cross. I didn't want to cross his dreams. Otherwise, I would have gone last. Why? What does that have to do? Is that scary for you? Yeah. Everything's scary for me, dude.

He sword fighted as a kid. Sword fought. Sword fought. Sorry. I ruined my own job. Jesus. That's okay. I was trying to say he touched dicks with another kid by accident.

Whoa. He scarred him. Whoa. Stop throwing accident around. Oh, are we both on the same page over here? We were just trying to figure out life. By force, Mio. Smushing them together.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. We'll shot and smush them together. We'll telescope the foreskins over each other. Are we taking two pieces of cup painting and throwing them at each other? Is that what that song is about? I thought it was about two dudes doing it. I always thought that about that song. What song?

Hey, let's not list out blow picks. Let's not blow picks. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I always thought that about that song. What song? Hey, let's not blow picks. Let's not blow picks. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to take Julio and the schoolyard. That's your duo?

My awakening. Julio and his schoolyard. And his schoolyard. All right, Braydo. Okay. Me and Braydo. Braydo. Braydo.

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What What is shepherd's pie Tell me Mashed potatoes Tomato soup Peas and beef From what I've known it as I would say tomato soup

Is a weird one In a pie crust No we never have No no crust It's in a casserole Glass casserole thing peas and beef from what I've known it as. I would say tomato soup is a weird one. In a pie crust. No, we never have. No, no crust. It's in a casserole, glass casserole thing when Kelly Jordan whips it up. All right.

You know, you're from the land of casseroles. I am. Hot dish, they call it. Hot dish, right? Hot dish. What the hell do you say? I like it when they put

potato chips in hot dish. Do the Fargo thing again? Oh, I'm in a barf, Norm. I think I'm in a barf. Oh my God, I think I'm in a barf norm. I think I'm in a barf. Oh my God, I think I'm in a barf norm. With the first pick. Me! In the one through five Z's musical act.

That's all fantasy everything. It's getting there, we'll get it. Yeah, we're chopping it. Miel Brado, you are on the clock. Okay, my strategy going in, because this is a weird one to reconcile. I'm thinking what's the best Coachella headliners that I would want to go see. Yeah, that's great. Okay.

So I'm going to choose my solo act first because I think that's the most likely to get stolen just in case you want to see a little behind the scenes here. Okay. I do want to. And I'm going to choose the solo act of Beyonce. Beyonce? Oh, yeah, yeah. Beyonce?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, what more to say? I don't think I need to say anything else right? It's beyond saying anything about it. There he goes. That's a part we could draft. All right. I'll bite. Who's Beyonce? I keep hearing about it. I will say I got to see her live show at the Rose Bowl years ago with Demi actually actually, and it was truly transformative. I have seen performers that can dance that well. I have seen performers with as good a visual. I have seen performers with as good as a live show, costume change, whatever. I have never seen one with

all of those things combined, nor one that can even sing half that good. The whole time. Oh my god. The pipes are amazing. It's absurd. It's absurd. She's a monster. And also like everything she says, I don't know how to explain it. It sounds like a Siamese cat saying it.

If it had a human voice. Like when she talks? Yeah, it's like sexy. It is very breathy and like. Yeah. You want to fuck an animal so bad. It comes up a lot on this podcast. Every time.

You were like, your brain was like your your mouth went your mouth went up to your brain and it was like looking in the sexy section

for a metaphor you were like alright Siamese cat sure and it marched back down and said it to the world

what is the funniest thing to be able to say about somebody you want a fucking animal so god damn bad I just feel like you look at certain animals and you're like,

if you had a voice, it'd be a sexy ass voice. Siamese cat feels like a big one. I always think of the Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp. Yeah, we are Siamese. That's racist, right? Oh yeah.

In hindsight, that's like super racist. I think it was all pretty racist. And we condemn it. As a podcast. No retractions needed there. Next week he comes on, listen guys. Sorry, we actually have to apologize.

We actually love racism. Yeah. It was, I don't know. It's been a weird week. These elections haven't gone the way we thought they would have. It's been a weird week. Bunch of weirdos. I just feel like if she could play an instrument,

she'd be the greatest of all time. And I think even without that, she still already is. It'd be too much if she could. She had to give us all hope. If she just wailed on a guitar, just played a face melter. I would truly, in the stadium, just come. It'd be insane. It'd be insane. It'd be too much.

Or if she was just on one of those drum kits. Can you imagine? She rips a fucking solo from Rush. Someone if she was just like on one of those drum kits just fucking. Can you imagine? She's rips a fucking solo from Rush. Someone comes up and just puts some acid on her tongue and she's like,

hell yeah. She can do it high. You know what I mean? Mine is not for rent. You know what I mean? I'll do it. I would watch Beyonce cover all Rush songs.

Oh yeah. Tom Sawyer. Oh yeah. Yeah, she can do no wrong. I can't even do a good Beyonce impression. Marcella yeah oh my gosh

oh my god it's like it's so breathy yeah it's breathy and deep and like but very Texas still yeah like so Houston

her voice maybe this will sound weird her voice is like if she were a boy she'd have a big dick that's the same thing I said that is not the same thing it's the same thing I said. That is not the same thing.

It's the same meaning. You do want a fucking animal. It's also weird. Just because it's also weird doesn't mean it's the same thing. I think we're making the same point. Sort of. She really does. That's the best part.

She really does. Beyonce's got, oh, if you were a guy, then you'd have a big old dick voice. That was originally the first draft if I were a boy. I would have a big dick. I would have a big fucking dick. That's what the song should be about. That's actually the punch up I'm working on right now.

Could she make that song a hit? I like that. If she was talented enough, could she make a song that was about if she was a boy, she'd have a big dick? I mean, isn't that what half her song I don't know I want to hear that song anyways I do too from a not talented person yeah

I feel like when she was like Beyonce all in his mouth like liquor I was like oh she does have a big dick yeah but it's a metaphor yes

you know what I'm saying big dick energy was invented for Beyonce big dick energy huge dick energy I just wish there was a like I don't want to let you cut my hair anymore because I feel that thing on my shoulder.

Yes. I don't know what the equivalent was for like. Should that ever happen to you guys? Boobs and vaginas though. Big tit energy? It doesn't have the same meaning. No, big tit energy. Tiny nipple energy?

Tiny. We like the smaller the nipple, the better. Oh, I would prefer. Is that true? I would prefer if there was no nipple on the breast. And it was just a orb. When I was a young kid. No.

I look like a chopped up little smoky. I have a huge nipple. When I was a kid, I was like, man, it would be tight if there were no nipples. And I think back, I'm like, man, I hit a fork in the road somewhere. And one of the roads was Serial Killer. And the other one was the one I'm currently on. Thankfully, I didn't go to the Serial Killer ride. You don't like nipples. Which is just for one person.

I used to think I didn't like nipples. How do you not like nipples? Well, right, I do. How is that not your first motivation to be productive? Do you remember in porn when you used to think that you, I guess for me, I was like, I don't like seeing penises in a porn. Do you remember that feeling ever? No. Because you pretend it's yours.

I've never been that scared of. You do now. I'm not afraid of being gay. So I was never like. Oh, Sean is then. No, I just have never been like. I like watching men and women have sex with each other. I think that's a soundbite right there.

I love that. Somebody could just take that and make it into a beat. I don't love watching dudes get blown because after a while I'm like, well, I don't. Well, that's because it's going too far these days. It's insane. That doesn't do it for me. I love how at the beginning it is, you said your mom listens to this. I know.

We just got so far together. I think my mom would be proud of this take. Yeah, you love big nips and you're not afraid of seeing dicks. Yeah, I think my mom would not be mad. My mom doesn't know what a podcast is. Tell me if you are, mommy, but I don't think she knows. And clearly didn't breastfeed you is what I'm getting from the nipple conversation. Or did it way too long.

Oh, you're a titty boy. Or until I was like eight. He's just fully standing. Titty boy. She's standing too. It's cheaper that way. I don't know if there is an equivalent of BDE for women. I think if someone seems like they are sexually liberated in bed, that's like an attractive thing. Yeah, maybe Big Bush.

All right, you've like, sure, Big Bush, I'm fine with. That's an accomplishment. That's never scared me off at all. But I just think if someone's like, I'm aware of what I like and I'm not afraid to go after it, like that kind of energy. Confident energy. Yeah, just sort of confident energy. Sure. That's also, there's probably people with big dick energy who don't have big dicks who just like.

Doesn't matter. It's more about being confident in your dick. The energy's everything. Confident dick energy. Put it on a bumper sticker. Dick garbage too is like, you have to be confident in your dick because you're not going to get another one, dog. It's your only dick. Who's to say?

Yeah. Science. You know? I've been reading. going to get another one, dog. That's the only dick. Who's to say? Yeah. Science. I've been reading books, dude. I don't want another one. I've been hanging out with this dude for 31 years. I know. You guys, that's really beautiful. I'm glad we had this conversation.

Your dicks are great, guys. What are we doing? We're drafting dicks and tits. It did not take long to just become a dicks and tits and nipples we did not it did not take long to just become a dicks and tits I'll take full

responsibility I'm sorry Beyonce's my pick moving on Beyonce Beyonce and Ols fantastic just in case

there's any confusion Beyonce and Ariel's Beyonce and nipples okay I'm sorry well dang well dang dang me I'm gonna go with my duo. Well, dang. Dang me.

I'm going to go with my duo. Shit. And I have to take... Oh, I bet. I bet I got it. I got to go right to the dungeon family. Yeah, yeah. And I got to pull an outcast. Yeah, yeah.

That's great. I had to get it. We knew. We knew. I had to get it. There's not a lot of... There's a good amount of duos. There's a shit...

The longest list for me is duos. Never mind. I retract my pick. No. I had to get them because there were plenty of other categories where I was cool

with multiple picks, but Outkast is the, you know, I know I'm not unique in this, but it is a musical group that truly changed my life. You still know those words. That's crazy.

How many times do you think you've picked Outkast on this podcast in different... That's a great question. I would like to know. It'd be fun to go back and look. We'll drop that after a while. I took them in different that's a great question I would like to know it'd be fun to go back and look we'll drop that after I took them in words

that make you sound smart Taco Bell you took them in your episode of Punch Up the Jam I did I did you can't punch up Rosa Parks

no you can't no you cannot it's a fact it's perfect they're just fantastic it's just such a and like I've gotten into them in waves

you know the first thing I got into was like Equemini and all that. And then their later albums. And then I went back and got into ATL. The Retrospective. Yeah.

ATL is a fun album to discover. It's so fun. You weren't up on it to get up on it. To get back up on it. It's a treat. The storytelling in those songs, Spidey, Addy, Dopealicious, is still one of my favorite songs

of all time. They're so dope. There's dope again. I'm never going to stop singing. And they each bring their own thing to the table. They're a good duo. The player and the poet.

Yeah. That's a really good combination. They compliment each other so well. So well. And they look good together. They do look good together. They're like yin yang. Which is crazy.

When they're by themselves, you're like, these dudes are crazy. Yeah, that's true. Big Boy's into owls now? Have you been following Big Boy on social media? What do you mean he's into owls? He's into owls. That's exactly, that's the only thing I can mean. What?

The dude seems to own owls. Big Boy owns, as in possesses his own owls? I think he owns one. What? If not multiple owls. Is that legal? You heard about their new album coming out, A.T. Owlians, right?

Oh my God. I actually do have to go. What's your first pic, Sean? A.T. Owlians. Yeah, the first two images on his Instagram right now are just owl videos. Yeah. I didn't think we'd get here, but we did.

Go check out Big Boys. Yeah, dude. He, like, has owls. I guess you can have owls, and he has opted to. It looks pretty illegal. It looks pretty tight. You see that?

I'd be into owls. His son... You know what's crazy about OutKast is, like, remember, like, got a son on the way by the name of Babu in Bombs Over Baghdad?

Yeah. There's, like, his son just graduated from high school. Whoa. That's pretty bad. Damn. His son just graduated from high school. Whoa. That's pretty bad. Damn. Right?

I think it's the same kid. You want to feel old. Yeah, because there were pictures of Andre and Andre together at his graduation. Because I was probably 12 when that song came out. Yeah, right? Okay, really quick. If Big Boy is listening, I've heard he's a friend of the pod. Yeah.

He's into owls now. Yes. He makes a podcast, Owlcast. Owlcast. That's how you do it. It's an idea. Take it. That's how you do it.

She really dunked in your face. All right. I'm really sorry. I can take my medicine. Nuts all up the side of your head. That's the other one. Yep. Yep.

All right. It's right there. Oh, boy. Yours was pretty good, Sean. I'm sorry. Claws over bagged. You gotta just... Shit!

Sometimes the lights are off in the gym. Can we put some air horns over there? Can you add in studio applause? We're in Toronto, dude. Can we add in like... Or can we just put in something dope someone said over there? We're in the wilderness. Can you overdub me with a different joke?

I've talked about him so much that, yeah, I don't want to belabor the point. Oh, dude. I fucking love OutKast, man. I'm thrilled about it. I love them. You followed your heart. From that day I traded Masterpiece double CD for Equivalent. Oh, The Last Dawn?

Yeah, The Last Dawn. That was a good trade. On the school bus. Who did you trade it to? Do you remember who you traded it to? Jesse. Eisenberg. Eisenberg.

Jesse Eisenberg. Jesse the Body Ventura. Jesse. I forget Jesse's last name but it was Jesse something that was what an idiot Jesse what an idiot and

if you look at the way our lives panned out yeah mine has absolutely panned out in the way that a white kid who listens to OutKast has which is you know

yeah like I went to college I'm a comedy writer it's like kind of OutKast and his life seems to have definitely gone the way a white kid who

took the masterpiece CD went okay what is he doing? I don't know but like back in high school he's getting pretty blind still smokes out of a plastic bottle

he's got a sweet out of a pop kit or he's turned his life around since then but he was you know yeah or he has neck tattoos

yeah I mean he wanted to trade the Outkast CD for Master B The Last Dawn yeah he had Equemini and found it wanting yeah

The Last Dawn is like not a good CD there's not one song on here that tells me how to make crack not one is that the song with make crack like this

no that's not even on The Last Dawn The Last Dawn has I really miss my homies Is that the song with Make Crack like this? No, that's not even on the last song. No, that's a different album. The last song has, I really miss my homies, even though you've gone away. Nothing wrong with Master P, by the way. No, I love Master P. Nothing wrong with Master P.

I'm just thinking about rolling around in... Or Master B. Sex with yourself. Oh, yeah. Master B? Is that what you call it? You guys don't! I'm going to go upstairs to Master B. I'm going to go listen to my favorite Master B? Is that what you're calling? You guys don't! I'm going to go upstairs to Master B.

I'm going to go listen to my favorite Master B record upstairs. Make him say, ah! It just starts blasting. But it's the sequel? They did two of them. Didn't need it. We were good with one. There you go!

There you go! You know, Mr. Lulz on one of them. Anyway, Sean! Don't, don't, go! Hey, go! You know, Mr. Lula's on one of them. Anyway, Sean, don't jump, bitch, move! Can I just say one thing about that song, Make Them Say Uh? Yeah. I realize that I've always been grimy, because I remember when that song came out and not caring until that guy Fiend came on.

Oh, my God. He was so scary, but as a little boy, I was just like, who is this? Who is this gentleman? For the longest time, I thought they were saying Phenomenon, and it was a promotional song for that John Travolta movie. What if that was like,

make him see, oh, Phenomenon. Travolta's just in the video. He's like, yeah, alright. Saturday Night Fever, I can still do it. Hey man, I can still do it. I'm the pilot of this motherfucking plane.

Got hit by lightning right in my brain. Find myself in the situation that I'm in. Twinkle my fingers and I'll span the pan. Make them say, oh! Oh, man, that was so much better than Phenomenon. That was so much better

than Sylph of Shocker's verse. I got six weeks to live! Man, that was so much better than... Phenomenon! That was so much better than Silk the Shocker's verse. Seriously. I got six weeks to live! Daniel stuck out the mocks on. Oh, my God. Everyone's shoes just flew off. Yeah, it was like a sonic boom hit the ground. Sonic boom.

Sean Jordan, it's time for your first pick. First pick. Wow. I know. It's an hour and six minutes in. First pick. We'll give them a little bit. Wait a minute.

First pick is going to be my duo. And I'm going to pick Holland Oaks. How did I know? How did I know? That's great. That's great. Honestly, I wouldn't have picked that, but I'm looking at you thinking you might have picked it. Yeah.

Did you know they met at a shooting? You have the backstory. So Laura didn't believe me, I don't think. So I actually looked it up. Like, it's fucking, I believed you. Yeah, they went to Temple, North Philly, dog. They met at a shooting? They brought knives to a gunfight.

Yeah. You've told this. Tell it again. Yeah, they went to Temple in North Philly, which is, you know, North Philly. Yeah. And they got, there was a shooting, and they, like, were running to the door and they met in the elevator or some shit like that. Yeah, there was like a,

like leaving the shooting. And one of them was like, what I want is to not get shot at this college. That was the first draft, yeah. He saw the guy loading the clip, he goes, he's a gap feeder.

I'm so glad you brought them up because when you were talking about Halloween costumes, I wanted to say that you guys would be a perfect Hall and Oates. That's pretty fucking true. You already have the mustache. Your hair is identical. It's pretty true. You could just spike your hair up.

You're done. Yeah, I could just get it spiked up. I have a white blazer. You guys literally, it has to happen. Okay, yeah. Couples costume, Hall and Oates. I'm hella in. Yeah, absolutely.

Thank you. Come on. Fucking hella in Oates. We're going to have to have a Halloween party now. You have to have one. Yeah. Damn, I just got so pumped. I love Halloween.

I love it so much. My birthday is three days before Halloween. I love it. Oh, shit. All right. Bragging. Hall and Oates, good big. Yeah, Hall and Oates, good bit.

We saw them live at Bubbershoot. I feel like I've brought this up on here a whole bunch. They're just so dope. Technically. You've also brought that thing about your mom up, right? Oh, yeah. When she goes, I was telling my mom I saw Hall and Oates, and she goes, oh, I really like Hall. He's hot.

She said it like, well, she said it like, and I go, what did Oates do? And she's like, I just don't care for him. Oh, okay, shame. Like, Oates did some shit like to my mom back in the day.

No, he didn't, but like, that's how she said it. He dated my aunt, for real. What? Oates dated your aunt?

Yeah, when we did our Punch Up the Jam episode on it, she was pissed I didn't mention it. I was like, okay.

That is crazy that you didn't know the old AFV podcast. It's being mentioned. Yeah, you're welcome. You get this shit. Which perfect song of theirs did you try to punch up, by the way? We Punched Up, You Make My Dreams, because there's this part in the bridge where he goes,

Now listen to this. Down. Inexplicable. So we just made the whole song about keep listening to what's about to happen. Okay, all right. Do you know that they don't go by Hall & Oates, though? It's Daryl Hall and John Oates. Yeah, they never wanted to be Hall & Oates.

Yeah, I haven't heard that. It's real annoying. Their album just said Hall & Oates, and. It's Daryl Hall and John Oates. Yeah, they never wanted to be Hall & Oates. Yeah, I have heard that. Their album just said Hall & Oates, and people started calling them that. I got a newsflash for them. Tough luck! You're Hall & Oates! Also, Daryl Hall and John Oates has no flavor. Get a fucking name for your group, dog. No.

Maybe John & Oates. Daryl and John beat me up in high school, I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah. No, Daryl and John sound like a couple of mouth breathers for sure. A hundred percent. For sure. They got boogers on their shirt all the time. They got red stained Kool-Aid lips.

Chopped lip, butthole mouth. The other night, though, man, I know I've told you. Just the listeners, though. David did a joke. David was very, very serious about winning on deck the other night, by the way. Very, very serious about it. I don't come for single goals. He has a competition in him. And I go, I was like, I'm going to do a joke I've never heard. And other night, by the way. Like, very, very serious about it. He has a competition in him.

And I go, I was like, I'm going to do a joke I've never heard. And he goes, oh, great! That's a great time to do a joke you've never told before. Were you doing like a Shane Torres in David? Yeah. It was very disrespectful. Yeah. I did, didn't I? Shots fired. I'm so used to riffing on Shane. I apologize, David. I should never drag you

through the mud like that, like I do to that asshole, Shane. Y should never drag you through the mud like that, like I do to that asshole, Shane. Y'all ever want to fuck the Greenwoods? Sadly Cooper, do sadly. Yes, dude. Fuck you, Shane. You died in. My mom was at a,

she was a big Buck Cherry fan for a minute. I still think that's the end of the joke. It's crazy. I think that's all you say, and then you stop. That's the funniest way to start something. I still think that's the end of the joke. It's crazy. I think that's all you say, and then you stop. You're the funniest way to start something. He goes, I've never done this joke before. My mom really likes Buck Cherry.

Everyone riotously applauded. So they're up doing whatever the fuck Buck Cherry does, and their lead singer goes, Who wants to toss my salad? And my mom's recanting the story to me, and she goes, yeah. He goes, who wants to toss my salad? And I go, do you not story to me. And she goes, yeah. He goes, who wants to toss my salad? And I go, do you not know what that means?

And she looked at me like, no. What does it? And I explained it to her. And she goes, that pig. Now she hates buck cherry. She just said she hates it. Speaking of people not knowing what things mean. What?

Your mother was recanting the story to you? I was about to say. What did I do? I think you meant retelling or regaling. Yeah, I could. Recanting is to disavow. Take to say. What did I do? I think you meant retelling or regaling. Yeah, I could. Recanting is to disavow. To take it back. Another one I got wrong.

Do you know what truffle butter means? Truffle butter. Truffle butter. I will say it. I do not want to say it. Do you know what decanting is? Truffle butter, truffle butter, truffle. Decanting.

Maybe telling a story since I just got it completely wrong. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let it breathe. I didn't know that one either.

Sean, we'll make a man of you yet. Decanting, recanting. I mean, I'm a man. I just, I'm a to do another bottle. I didn't know that one either. Sean, we'll make a man of you yet. De-canting, re-canting. I mean, I'm a man. I just, I'm a dumb man. You're not dumb. I'm a simple man. Mama told me. He's a simple, simple guy.

Mama told me when I was young. You don't like vegetables. You don't like vegetables, and your dad took off. So my first pick, yeah. We're going to go from hauling us. Now we're going to be hauling ass to David's first and second picks. I'm sweating. First pick is a trio.

And I'm going TLC. Fuck yeah. I was either going to pick them. Man, you fucking prick. No, I understand. What about you? I mean, I've gone into my love of TLC multiple times on this podcast. Shit. Platinum artists. Yes. Taught me about AIDS, you know? Fuck yeah. I mean, I've gone into my love of TLC multiple times on this podcast.

Platinum artists taught me about AIDS, you know? Fuck yeah. I was just Googling today TLC 90s and just looking at Google images because they were so dope. They were great. I love them so much. Today? I thought you said today. And I was like, yo, you Googled titties at work. What do you say?

T-I-D-D-A-Y. Yep. T-I-D-D-A-Y. Yep, that's what it was. T-Voz, Left Eye, and Chris Cornell. Those are your tits names? Yeah. T-Voz, Left Eye, and Chris Cornell, yeah. Chris Cornell?

RIP to Left Eye, RIP to Left Cornell. T-L-C, man, what a great pick. I thought you guys were going to go for a different trio first. I wasn't expecting T-L-C. I have to now. Organized Noise also who did a lot of OutKast stuff right

also did Produced them? Yeah yeah yeah did a lot of TLC stuff check out that documentary that documentary's great what's it called? The Art of Sound

The Art of Sound yeah on Netflix it's very interesting I certainly will they did great like that kind of thing yeah

Britney Spears kind of ripped them off there. She totally did. They did. They were so good. TLC, yeah. I mean, they were just, what else do you want from a 90s pop group? And they aged right.

And their clothes. Their face came out, like, ridiculous with, like, baggy jeans and condoms over their eyes. And they were like, oh, shit. But then it was, like, crazy sexy cool. You were like, damn. And then fan mail, they were like oh shit on but then it was like crazy sexy cool you were like damn yeah it was like fan mail they were like we are grown women we are robots yeah we are robots we don't want no scrubs and you feel unpretty yeah everyone's sporty thieves did no pigeons yep yes you know what's weird is i actually really liked that sporty thieves album yeah and i never listened to no pigeons but i never listen to No Pigeons, but I'll

listen to that album once every nine, ten months. That's wild. The Sporty Thieves are still in the rotation, but good. Yeah, it's weird. I think I just got it at the time. David's like, yeah, came out on the way here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's good. The Hitman song, Feds, Aquaman.

I don't know any other Sporty Thieves songs. It's because they were not famous. Aquaman was a Barbie girl diss. Yeah, yeah. They're going after everybody. They didn't care. Nobody was safe. Everybody's changed.

Shooting from the hip. Nobody was safe. But no, so that's my first pick, right? Yeah. This TLC. It's good to recant about things like that. And then I'm going to come back. There you go.

A little callback. And I'm going to get my five-some. Don't. Five-some? I'm getting my five-some. It's going to be a about things like that. And then I'm going to come back. There you go. A little callback. And I'm going to get my fivesome. Don't. Fivesome? I'm getting my fivesome. It's going to be a new edition. Four other people. Oh, okay.

All right. Yeah, yeah. Didn't see that coming. Yeah. I love them. I saw it coming a mile away. A mile away. Especially if we're drunk watching videos.

I ride real hard. What's your favorite song? It's more of a when we're drunk. Don't start stepping on any toes, by the way. My favorite new one? Like, song or video or combo? Maybe Goat. Just, like, whichever one gets your heart more.

If It Isn't Love, because it's like, that's like them, that's peak them together, but they weren't kids anymore. Right. You know what I mean? But it's before the split. Like, or no, Bobby's not in that video, is he? I weren't kids anymore. Right. You know what I mean? But it's before the split. Or no, Bobby's not in that video, is he? I don't think so. But If It Isn't Love is still, I just love it.

I love five men dancing to it. They started it, dude. They started that. They didn't start that. Well, they started. They didn't. That's like. All right.

I'm sorry. They did it well. Yeah, they did it well. Yeah, they did it well. Okay, there we go. All right, all right, all right, all right. Whittler on the roof started it. I'm thinking of like the newer version of that.

The newest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The new edition, if you will. Well, they bridged the gap from old R&B to new R&B. Nobody did that better than new edition, because when they started out, they were kids, and they were wearing shiny suits and spinning around at the same time and like raindrops, hand motions.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then they also, Ronnie Bivens or whatever brought New Jack Swing. Grab his deck and stuff. They really ran the gamut, and that's pretty cool. They made that transition from the 80s to the 90s pretty well, and not a lot of people did. No, it was a weird time. Yeah, it was weird. It was the weirdest clothes we've ever had. It was just all weird. Yeah, that's fucking weird. Did you ever it was a weird time. Yeah, it's weird. It's the weirdest clothes we've ever had.

It was just all weird. Yeah, that's fucking weird. We can make it out of that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, good for them. Everyone went from looking really cool to all looking like moms. Like men and women alike. Weird moms and like weird giant hats. Acid wash high-waisted jeans.

Yeah, like poofy bangs. Like high as fuck bangs. I don't know what we were, I think it was just we had so much money as a country. When stuff is good, you kind of start wiling. New money country. Like remember how we were dressing right before 9-11? Yeah. Kind of like wiling. It was crazy.

Yes. Like bright colors. I had like silver jeans. Oh, shit. I did too. I was just a kid. Those tracksuits. You know what I'm saying?

I wasn't even like some dude who was in the wild denim game. I just like got these silver jeans. Silver jeans. To children. Even when I would wear them, I would be like, these are Rikadu. Levi's used to have these jeans. They looked fake. They looked like Max Hedrum would have worn them or something.

Those like gnarly, and they were like all starchy and stiff. Yeah, I remember those. What are you talking about, 501s? The shiny ones.s? the shiny ones the shiny silver looking ones they looked like somebody spray painted them oh yeah

and they felt like somebody spray painted them it was insane that was right around then heavy pants stole a few pairs heavy take days to dry

heavy slacks everything was shiny back then for a minute and then 9-11 and we cooled out but like we were going hard

also worth noting we're taping this on 9-11. On 9-11. Cannot believe that came up. Never forget. I forgot. Never forget. Wait a minute. Don't.

Please don't. And now we move on. I'm out of here. I'm back. They turned into all those offshoots, which we won't imagine. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they did. They were really good. Nobody we won't imagine. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they were really good.

Nobody's going to take Johnny Gill, right? No. Come on. Even just Johnny Gill. Oh, Johnny Gill. Can't you stand the rain? His voice is beautiful. You obviously didn't see Miel's Johnny Gill tattoo.

Yeah, it's all over my whole ass. It's on her forehead. It's on her whole ass. It's on her whole ass. Miel doesn't have pants on. That's crazy. It's so cool. I didn't even notice.

I'm an eye contact guy, so I had no idea. I moon you so much. You've never seen it? That would be the craziest shit. It's all over my whole... If you just had a Johnny Gill tattoo over your... Rosh Hashanah. Right, no mooning on Rosh Hashanah.

I'm so sorry. Oh, also, if you guys are, watch the new edition movie on BET. It's incredible. What's that called? It's called The New Edition Story. It's two parts, though. They also did a Bobby Brown one that's two parts. And they're both done, no, they're done like real well.

I caught some of the Bobby Brown one with my grandma the other day. She loved it. She did. She was like, all right. Bobby Brown. No, the Bobby Brown one is crazy too

because you're like, they're just, yeah, you guys should watch it. So is that about Whitney's husband or the makeup? It's a lady cut.

You guys aren't gonna get it. It's not for you. Oh no, we don't get a lady cut. Damn, I'm sorry. If you don't know Sephora, you're not gonna know it.

Bobby with an I. Oh, like his daughter? It's a kind of makeup? It's a kind of makeup. It's been around forever. It's know it. Bobby with an I. Oh, like his daughter? Is it kind of makeup? It's a kind of makeup. It's been around forever. It's a brand of makeup, I guess. We got good bronzer.

Not cruelty-free. Let's move on. Okay. All right. I don't think this is going to land with your audience. No, yeah, we got women. Oh. We're not even.

We're all deep. We got women. Yeah. We have a large group of audience. We've never actually recorded an episode. We just kind of sit in here and bullshit we just need other people to hang out with

yeah fair enough thousands of burner Twitter up here our numbers our numbers are complete lies we got dirt

on head gum that's why they let us do it yeah yeah they just let us kind of chill in here late too yeah I was gonna say

it's an honor guys I listen to the boys are back in town every time I drive here to tape these honor I can't believe how it's pronounced honor, guys. I listen to The Boys Are Back in Town every time I drive here to tape these. Honor is how I believe how it's pronounced. I hate to be one of those guys.

Honor. Honor. You don't hate to be one of those guys. I love that song. You guys are The Boys Are Back in Town. We are back in town. As in this room. I love that song like a lot.

Guess who made the podcast today? The Boys Are Back in Town. It's the motherfucking Good Vibes Gang. Have you been playing that before you come out on the stage during live shows? We're gonna now. Yeah, you should. Live, we're all gonna learn it. We should start it.

We should make it so when we walk out, they say, when I say she was cool, I mean she was red hot. Yeah. I mean she was steaming. Yes. I love that song so much. It gets you pumped up. It feels good.

And you're just like, you feel so cool. You're like, the boys are back. Yeah, you're like a snake. I am living downtown, driving all the old men crazy. Literally, it's like the Snake Trammer song. It just brings you right out of your basket. Brings you right out of your basket. Life is a highway.

Oh, yeah. I want to drive it all night long. Give me, give me, give me. Every time we see Sean. Then I'm standing out there just by myself, shirt off, breaking bottles. Where'd you guys go, bros? Bros. Broves.

Broves. Broves, what did you have for your second pick? Second pick was definitely going to be TLC. But now that I can't. You can't. Rick can't. I'm going to pick the Beastie Boys. There it is.

I thought that would be y'all's first pick. That's a great year. Fuck you. Yeah, I know. I left you one, the very prominent one that I imagine you'll pick. Yeah, I'm going to pick it. All right. I know. Trust me. Are you a Hello Nasty or a Paul's Boutique? I wanted going to pick it. All right, but still. I know.

Are you a Hello Nasty or a Paul's Boutique? Now, break down the appreciation for perhaps the finest group of Jewish musicians. Skateboarding. They did so much for skateboarding. So most of the music that I've listened to my whole life after 14 was from skateboard videos. Did you skateboard? Yeah yeah born and raised the song kick push got him into it i was watching the kick push video and i was like you know what's this you know you know that two

inch high ollie he does at the end i like kicking and i like pushing. This Lupe fella. They are going home. What song is that? They're going home. I don't know what this is. They're going home. I think it's right before the biz versus the nooch. Mike Carroll's part in the questionable video. The C block at the Embarcadero District, which is something they used to skate on, is the C for Carroll.

I didn't know that at the time, so I thought his name was Mike Errol for a good four years. You didn't have to admit that. Well, anybody who skateboards will think that's very funny. It was the biz versus the nooch. Your boy. Good job, guys. Your boy. I get him now.

Don't make me say the other one. Now Beastie Boys. And truth be told, I had... Tell the truth. We're in an honesty square. I wouldn't shit you guys. You're my favorite turds. You know, I'll tell you.

I gotta be honest. I love you so much. I hate that one. I don't know why it has to have poop in it. Also, wait. If you love us so much and we're your favorite turds,

you wouldn't shit us out. Then you can't... Then we're not turds. Then you're gonna get toxic. We're still inside your body. You're gonna get toxemia. You're gonna get sepsis. You're gonna have one of those weird big bellies.

Distention. My friend Pete always said it, and I always thought it was funny. Pete's not here today. It's the last time I'll ever say it. I apologize. Beastie Boys. You can say it as much as you want.

I'm just having a fun time over here. I just didn't get it. I just didn't get it. Licensed to ill. Paul's boutique is fantastic. Yeah, I like licensed to ill. Intergalactic, we all loved. Love it.

I love that video, yeah. Sabotage. That little baby noise. Bring it in to Sabotage a little bit later. Spike Jonze in the game. Yeah, they just did a whole bunch for skateboarding, and that's why I love the Beastie Boys. They were involved in skateboarding quite a bit.

They started out as a punk band. Heavily. And their drummer. I forget the name of it. Is that what it was called? It might have been. Their drummer is one of the talent producers on our show, Kate Schellenbach. That's awesome.

Who was also in Luscious Jackson. Shout out to Kate Schellenbach. Damn, that's tight. I don't think she listens. But I'm the off chance. But shout out anyways. Shout, shout, shout. Shout, shout, shout.

Shout it on out. One of the coolest people I know. There it is. Yeah, fucking Beastie's awesome. Bear Blaylock, my older brother. I'm sure I heard about him. Had a sweet subie out back. With a fucking bass in it.

Oh, what are you talking about? A couple tens? Hell of woofers, dude. A couple tens, some Rockford Fosgate, maybe? Dude, a couple bows back there. I think it was Harmon Carden, actually. I think it was Harmon Carden. Yeah.

Bow speakers and leather interior. Alpine deck? Alardon, actually. I think it was Harman Kardon. Bose speakers and leather interior. Alpine deck? Alpine, dude. Dank whip. And Hello Nasty came out, and Intergalactic's bass will shake the Judaism off a rabbi. I'll tell you that right now. His curls just shook right off. And then it'll shake it right back in by the time the song is over.

They're just floating around the car the whole time, and then they land back on you. Fucking, it's hard. It goes hard. I like remember that clearly. I probably don't hear super well because of it to this day. I have a feeling we might listen to that or like one or five songs on the way home. That's one of them, yeah. I mean, the good thing is

as a kid too, there's no cooler feeling than like when you're like 12, 13, in like a teenager like a 16, 17 year old's car. Beats are not in and you're just 12, 13, in like a teenager, like a 16, 17-year-old's car. Wasn't that the fucking Depp piece? And you're just trying to make your face look like you've been here before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As far back as you can be in the seat with your face still showing just to give that like, what the fuck, bro?

I remember my cousin and his friends would come over and we'd just sit in their car to hear their system. He'd be like, oh, no, I got two 10s, bro. Come check out my 10s. And then you'd just sit in the car. You their system. He'd be like, oh no, I got two 10, bro. Come check out my 10s. You just go sit in the driveway and smoke cigarettes. We used to do that, just smoke cigarettes and drink beer sitting in the car in the winter. Bunch of losers. That's cute.

It was your own space. You were kids. Car stereo culture was big. I think that's kind of universal, though. That was on the island, too. Do kids still do that now, though? You don't talk about the island enough. Let's hear it.

Oh, I'm from an island. I was homeschooled. Expensive produce, right? Yep, I rode horses. There it is. I have a big scar from it. There you go. My mom may still own horses.

That's what the Johnny Gill tattoo's covering. It is. Just a giant horse scar. A horse riding accident scar. Truthfully, I did. The horse had a knife. She didn't see it coming. I didn't think she'd be able to get me.

She doesn't have hands. No, they don't. Horses don't have hands. You know what, though? They got a lot of teeth. Uh-huh. And they can go side to side. Did you get bit by a horse?

Is that what the scar is from? I have been bit by a horse. Johnny Gill bit her. That's what happens when Johnny Gilbitter. The scar is from a runaway when I was six. And it took a corner really tight. And my little six-year-old sweater got hooked on the fence. And I got ripped off and impaled on the fence.

Yeah, it unhooked me. And then the best part is the doctor let me choose if I wanted stitches. To live. The doctor let me choose if I wanted stitches. To live. The doctor let me choose if I wanted to live or die. We can just end this shit right here if you want. I gave him the same choice. He goes, would you rather die like a woman or live like a coward? Did he say that?

Did he say what Tupac said? Would you rather die like a woman or live like a coward? He did say that. All right. And I said, live like a coward. And now I have a huge scar. Exactly what I would have said. Such an easy pick.

That's what I would have said. Wait, did you take the stitches? Nope. And I have a huge scar that my siblings used to call a turkey hole. And I did not like that. That does sound gross. Yuck. It was so mean.

Why did they call it a turkey hole? I would show you, but I'm not wearing a bra. And you can see my tiny, beautiful nips. Why did they call it? They're so small. There's nothing wrong with the big ones though. It's one pixel.

No, I have one of each. And they're on the same boat. This one's for everybody. A sampler platter, if you will. Oh, all right, well,

I miss something different on this podcast. One's for my future kids and one's for me. Who's to tell which is which? We have fun which we have fun it wasn't my pick

I'm sorry I don't know who I derailed Beastie Boys oh yeah no I think we're the whole podcast is derailing this one is batshit crazy

I mean it's funny we're gonna have to have like three speed rounds but I think I got my piece when we were in Denver we really liked derails okay is that a cocaine joke

of decaying no no no no skateboarding yeah it was a skate thing. We liked to derail. Right. Of skateboarding.

I didn't get it. I'm sorry. Skateboarding. I thought it was do rails. We skated off the bumps a lot at the skate park. It does go well with the chicken. Beastie Boys are amazing. They're a fantastic group.

Thanks, bud. Surprised I didn't go first. Love them still to this day. Had to get outcast. I had to. Yeah, yeah. But no, Beastie Boys may have meant more to me. Whatever.

You fucked up. I'll tell you who meant even more than the Beastie Boys, though. This band that I can't believe is still around. Which, which, how many people? It's a quartet. Okay. It's, it's, it's the quartet. I know.

It's the Fab Four. Of course. Oh, yeah. Take the fucking Beatles. I thought you were going to take them first. I thought I was going to. I actually thought in this group of fucking scoundrels. Fair enough.

You're all scoundrels. That's true. Right? I built a house around it. I thought I might go first before the Beatles. And I was right. I'm pissed. I want the Beatles.

No, it's too late. I didn't think any of yours would take them. You should have taken them. Nobody's going to take Beyonce. We're all misogynists. How many of you listen to the podcast? We better have a backup. No. I didn't think any of yours would take them. You should have taken them. No one's going to take Beyonce. We're all misogynists. How many of you listen to the podcast? We don't have a backup. Fuck.

Okay, it's fine. Yeah. Taking the Beatles. I mean, what can I even fucking say? Yeah, what's to say? What can I even say other than today, Paul McCartney admitted that him and John Lennon jacked off together one time.

Oh, yeah, I saw that. I loved that. Yeah, like a kind of a circle jerk situation. I think if you're friends with somebody for 30 years, you're going to do some weird sex stuff at some point. I don't think you and Sean are ever going to kiss on the mouth. Oh, we've already kissed on the mouth. Exactly.

We're not going to jack off in the same room. Yeah, that ain't going to happen. Yeah, but it's also not the 70s, and you're not teenagers. I did my time. True. We don't know what's going on. I never jacked off. That never appealed to me.

I don't judge anyone to whom it does, but I was never like, let's all jack off together, guys. It wasn't my thing. A lot of teenage boys did. Did you really? Oh, yeah.

This is very normal, guys. We did some stuff when I was a kid. Circle jerking's pretty normal. Wait, what? Yeah, when you're first exploring your sexuality. Yeah, we did some stuff.

We never did it in front of each other, but I remember this kid. I can't even say his name. He knows who he is. You asked the kid, you jerked off, it's so great. In case he's got a job

or a family or anyone. So this kid went and J-O'd in a closet and brought it out and showed us and we're like, fuck. In his hand?

No, in a napkin, and we're like, no way, that didn't come out. He was just more advanced than we were. Hell,

it came out. We thought he blew his nose in there, but that's the kind of stuff that we used to do. That's pretty normal. We thought he blew his nose in there, but that's the kind of stuff that we used to do. That's pretty normal. We thought he blew his nose in there. I fuck like it.

The Beatles, dude. They did so much. From the four-track recording they pioneered. You have to acknowledge how sweet that was. You just shared that live. That was beautiful, Sean. That was hilarious. Very sweet.

And the Beatles. Yeah, so the Beatles come together. Yeah, they did come together. The best joke I saw hilarious. Very sweet. And the Beatles. Yeah, so the Beatles come together. Yeah, they come together. The best joke I saw on Twitter today was Beat the Beatles. Which was... Beat the Beatles with their album. It's perfect. What is your favorite Beatles song?

God damn. It really depends on the day. Yeah, I mean, one song is... I hate when people ask... Not I hate you. No, no, no. I know what you mean. Yeah.

But I have... So mine today is Don't Let Me Down. That's a great one. And it differs between that and Oh Darling. Those are my two favorites. I love Oh Darling. All the time. Those are my two favorites.

I have never beefed it harder than when I tried to karaoke Oh Darling when I hadn't had quite enough alcohol. And I was all off key. I've never been to my own head. Yeah. Oh no. That's why you can't do those good songs when you're not drunk enough. No.

Oh, I love doing that one. When you're not drunk? Were you drunk? I don't drink. Yeah, she doesn't drink. That was... That's a move. You guys both said, were you drunk at the same time, and then you guys both said you

don't drink at the same time. Yeah, because it's called synergy. We have it. Deal with it. We're an improv group. There's three of us. Me, I'll just drop their phone. We're at UCB Sunset.

Me, I'll just drop their phone. Everybody should just drop their phone. I'm rapidly Googling four-person groups. I don't, I'll just drop their phone. UCB sunset. Me, I'll just drop their phone. Everybody should just drop their phone. I'm desperately Googling full person groups. I don't think I can hear. Oh, darling. Yeah, it sounded like that. It was bad. When you told me.

When you told me. You didn't need me anymore. He's not allowed to drink today. I got it right there. Shit eating. I can't go up though. I don't like it. The engineer just took his headphones off.

Sorry, Daniel. Stuck up those lugs on. It's cause he's feeling it so much dude He dropped acid 45 minutes ago Take the headphones off to cry To cry I love Girl I really love Is there anybody going to listen

To my story That one Oh girl's a great song Say no more. When he does that. You know that feeling. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

When you think about it and you're like, I hate it. It's the same nipple feeling. Often. Yeah. Often. Yeah.

Oh, David. I've Just Seen a Face. I love that song. You're saying my favorites. Do we have the same Beatles taste? We might have the same Beatles taste. I've Just Seen, with the clapping. A face I can't forget, the time, a place where we just met.

She's just a girl for me. I want all the world to see we've met. Had it been another day, I might have looked another way. I like Killer Tofu. I might have looked another way. All right. Noi, noi, noi, noi, noi, noi. Noi, noi, noi, noi, noi. I like Killer Tofu. Yeah. That's one of the... It's a Doug reference.

Don't worry about it, Sean. Oh, yeah. I knew that. I watched Doug. Patty Manning. Okay. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. We had a TV at some point. Everybody, I'm Dan. I'm a duck. That's not an impression of you.

That's the funniest. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can you talk, Dan? But I do watch dog. I watch dog sometimes. I do watch dog. Do it every day. I watch dog.

And my friend, Dana. Mio is straight up Googling four-person groups, and I love it. Nothing comes up. I don't know what to do. It's research. Here's a hint. It's multiple. It's called research, bro.

Four was the easy one. Research, bro. They were just great and they weren't like, and it's also significant. I know this isn't a unique experience, but for me it meant a lot.

Like Sue Carmel introduced them to me I think first on a camping trip and then on a road trip and I got real into the Beatles, dude. She loves the Beatles. She loves them. She saw the Beatles.

They did one tour in America and she saw them in Portland. That's so badass. Don't tell my dad. He'll Highlander her to absorb that experience. Whoa. I like my mom's chances. She's good with a sword.

You are too. Would she call herself a beatnik? Both of us, yeah. Huh? Would she call herself a beatnik? No. What do they call their fans? I think she was a hippie.

She was kind of a hippie. What are they called? She was nine. A Beatlemaniac? Beatlemaniac? British Invasion? I don't know. No, I mean, what are their fans? She was nine. A Beatle maniac? Beatle maniac? British Invasion? I don't know. No, I mean, what are their fans?

They don't have like a fan? No. The Beat Boys. Nope. The Beatle maniacs. All right. It was Beatle mania. I just think they were,

I think it was everybody. They didn't even need a word for it. The Beaters. The Beaters. It's not going to work. I'm really sorry about this. The Beaters. I'm so sorry I said anything.

I didn't mean to. Miel, time for about this. I'm so sorry I said anything. I didn't mean to. Miel, time for your second. Brito. Brito. Fucking ass. Second and third picks. Fuck my Johnny Gill covered ass.

The hole is his mouth. Yes. Oh, boy. Okay, I'll do my boop, boop, boop. I'm going to do, I guess, my duo and then Tria. I'm just going to go in order because I'm a good girl and I know it. I'm taking for my duo, staying true to my heart, wasn't going to get picked by anybody in this room, Beach House. I fucking love the shit out of Beach House.

I don't even know who Beach House is. Oh, guys, it's like sad rock. I like it. It's super atmospheric, like a lot of electronica elements but it's very calming yeah and it's a woman's one word or two

two words two words it's a woman's voice and it's like really husky and low and it's just like it's great sex music it's great breakup music

it's great driving music okay it's just a whole vibe it's not something you would like rock to it's something you put on and just feel like smoke weed to

well I make love to the girl and guy I make love to the whispers of my love when you get married oh sure okay when I actually have sex and even then lights on missionary only yeah yeah through the sheets cut a hole uh-huh well force a hole but yeah you know no not like it no just I understand your erection so powerful I can tear through sheets no I got it not that it powerful, it's covered in tiny little saws. I dip it in glass, so I do the kickboxer thing.

Fuck! That is gross. I made a mistake. I'm man enough to admit it. Now you guys need to kiss again. Sometimes you go on a hike and you're like, I don't want to go on this hike, and then you go back. We went on two jokes of that hike and we're like, we're back. I thought you were describing a serpentine draft again. You come back and you're like, I don't want to go on this hike. And then you go back. We went on like two jokes of that hike and we're like, we're back.

I thought you were describing a serpentine draft again. You come back and you're like, where's the watermelon? Like it's down there. Wait a minute. A horseshoe? The sea dragon. All right. Beach House, guys, listen to them if you have it.

They're really good. I recommend getting in. If you're trying to get into them, listen to the record Bloom, just start to finish. Their new record's really good too. Teen Dream's really good too. Yeah, Myth. Dude, Myth is like a song that starts

and your body has a reaction. You're like, oh, I feel it and I like it. Nice. I feel about pumps and a bump. What's that? Sex move?

She want the girls with the pumps and a bump. Pumps and a bump. Pumps and a bump. I was like, pumps and a bump. Is that like you punch and then have sex?

No, no, no. It's like a sex move on Urban Dictionary. That's when Hammer showed everyone he had a giant dick is what that video was. He did? Yes. Is that why he needed Hammer pants? He didn't hide it. It was called, he was called MC Hammer.

I know. Is it a dick? I know. Yo, he's got a huge dong. Huge dong. I didn't know that. Huge, huge. Second time you said dong on this podcast.

David says dong. I say dong. Master P, dong. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dong, but dong. I say dong David says dong. I say dong. Master P, dong. Oh, yeah. A dong, but dong. I say dong a lot. And be the last dong. I'm a dong.

He took the kiss of death so I could be the last dong. Then I'm going to choose my trio. Beach House is great. Everybody fuck with Beach House. All right. Then I got to go. I'm torn between my early heart and my teenage heart, and I don't know which one to follow.

I think I'm gonna follow my teenage heart. I'm going Blink-182. David! Sorry! You didn't hear me earlier? I loved you. You already chose your dream! I was having a hard time!

No, I didn't! No, sucker! No, I didn't. Oh, sucker. No, I did not. He didn't take his tree. I didn't think the fucking penalty I'd have to pay for taking the Beatles was going to be losing Blink-182. You take mine, I take yours. That's how we play. You and all your B-letter pants.

Have you not seen my nose ring scar? Yeah, I liked Blink-182. Fuck with me. Oh, that's tight. There's still another one for you, by the way. No, I liked Blink-182 Fuck with me There's still another one for you, by the way No, I don't know, man I won't do this podcast anymore The whole thing No, you got hosed, bud

I got hosed He's still available But Blink-182 is not Because they were transformative for me Honestly, that fucking live album was maybe my first foot in the water with comedy, actually. Oh, okay. I a little bit was like, you can just swear and that's a song that's so funny. I thought it was so cool being like, you guys know how many swears I know?

Because I can sing them. I like that you were just hanging out somewhere on the island like, hey, you guys know how many swears I know? You guys want to do this work on this project? Eight. Mielle keeps saying random swear words over there. We're trying to build a boat. Get off this island.

That is actually pretty accurate. She's over there. Hey, fuck. I got yelled at At the skate park Yeah we got it meow For swearing too much By an older gentleman Really How old was the gentleman

He was probably like 50 I think he was just there To watch people skate It is off putting though When you see children cursing Yeah but it's like A 13 year old punk kid Like come on

Yeah that too I don't like it Well I was sick Junior high school kids I don't like seeing Children curse was sick junior high school kids I don't like seeing you and Chris is that a subtitled album? yeah

I like that one it's alright to tell me what you think about me I won't try to argue or hold it

against you I know that you're leaving. You must have your reasons. The seasons are calling. I'm falling down. Come on, you fake fan. I'm not a fake fan. That part is confusing and you know it.

Pictures are falling down. Oh, yeah. It'll happen once again. I know all the words. You'll turn to a friend. Why are you saying them with me? So one that understands. You can't make me sing.

But not even in the punk voice? You can't. Do the punk voice. Do the punk voice. Where are ya? Where are ya? Meow. Would you do the punk voice now?

Please. For the All Fantasy Everything podcast. I like Mark's voice better, though. Just so he can be like, hello there. Meow. Oh. Oh. Now that's not bad. Was that you or the whiskey talking? I like Mark's voice better though Just so he can be like Hello Meow Oh Oh Now that's not Was that you or the whiskey talking?

Would you do the punk rock voice? Who is it? Mark Hoppus That's Mark Hoppus Yeah that's what he sounds like to me God I regret right now I'm feeling this The air is so cold and numb

I'm feeling this Let me go in her room I'm feeling this I wanna take off her clothes. Things fell short. I got to see them. Is that the same song? Yeah.

They wrote it separately, Mark and Tom. Two different songs in one. Like a day in the life, Beatles pick, that I would have liked to have on my team. But that's fine. Tough, bro. I got to see them do that album release live and then consequently bought that at Sam Goody and listened to R.A. Discman until it no longer played.

You guys had a Sam Goody on the island? No, no, this was a Seattle trip. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was an overnight stay. You had to get your supplies. Yeah, yeah. It was like the beach.

Me, I got picked to go to Sam Goody. We had to go to Seattle for Pemmican. Pemmican. Is that your chief Seattle voice? No, that's just like somebody who lives on an island. Pemmican and Blink-182. What is a pemmican? It's like a...

I thought you said pelican. I don't know what you're saying. Pemmican is like something the pioneers ate. It's too deep of a cut, Ian. We didn't go to college. You don't know the lessons. Is this an Oregon Trail reference? It might be.

We're on the later ones. Somebody's passed out on a shoreline. It's a Yukon Trail reference. It's a small pressed cake of shredded dried meat panned into paste with fat and berries or dried fruit. Well, I learned something today. Sounds like a prison burrito kind of thing. Fuck some pepper.

Oh, yeah. You mean a jailhouse tamale? Yeah. Where you put them under your mattress? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the crutched up noodles and all that stuff. And pickles. The pickle juice to solidify it.

And those people listen. And Travis Barker, dude. I mean, is there a better drummer alive right now I don't know I don't know like a person who's better at drumming

there is and they'll come up Ringo oh yeah yeah Ringo Ringo's still around oh Ringo Shreds yeah Ringo Shreds

it's not what Quincy Jones said he apologized though if you read the interview today did he apologize today he called Paul immediately Paul said on the interview That released today

That Quincy called him And was like I didn't say that stuff man I love you man I love you man Quincy for sure said that He was wild I get it

Sometimes He was probably drunk or some shit He definitely said that Own it at least Come on I love Blake Damn it One of my favorite songs

I like that you said Damn it immediately after she picked it. That was a... Damn it. How do they call it? I didn't even mean it like that. I know. This is growing up. We did it.

The pictures. Is it the seasons are calling, the pictures are falling down? Is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. I could be wrong. Seasons are falling. Yeah, pictures are falling down. Down.

I just like them because they're funny. They're really funny. Or they were. Their later stuff was more serious, but I also like that. That interlude song, that song ripped. Stockholm Syndrome, that song banged. How many more words can I think of for it was good? At least one.

Yeah, I'm ready. Ripped, bang, shredded. Nice. Shredded the gnar gnar, second one. It was nugs, it was dank, it was buck. Three and a half. Thanks. And we can move on now. Thank you so much. Grooving a far out kind of way. At a bit. Shredded Nice Shredded the Nar Nar Second one It was Nugs It was Dank It was Buck Three and a half Thanks

And we can move on now Thank you so much Grooving a far out kind of way Atta babe Atta babe Alright well Fuck trios I don't even gonna pick one

Time for my third pick And I'm gonna take So crestfallen right now. Good use of words, though. I really thought I was going to get my three favorite bands. Not that those are my three favorite bands. Big bands. All right.

I'm going to take a solo act. Okay. I think. All right. Spicy. I'm going to take Sir Elton John. Oh, okay. I think. All right. Spicy. I'm going to take Sir Elton John. Sure.

Wow. That's crazy. Sure, Elton John. Okay. Saw him with Sad, Sadly Roy Frown and we cried. Saddest man

in the whole damn town. Dude, he's so good live. He's so good live. Oh, it was crazy. Did you see him with your mom too? I took St. Sue Carmel to the City of Lights in Las Vegas to see Elton John wail on the piano, dude.

He stood up after every song, and I didn't give a shit. I was like, whatever, dude. And some of those songs, man. My Father's Gun, he played. He's so talented, man. Fucking shit. He did play it. Yeah, he played My Father's Gun.

I'm just like, get off me, dude. Fucking. So heavy. Someone saved my life tonight I was singing in the shower just the other day you were and then you got out

and you go Elton John's in here yeah Elton John in the shower I said I'm the Elton John in that bathroom not you sure

not me not Zach I'm the Elton John not even Mielton John over there if Mielton John if Mielton had to use our shower

no is that your full name Mielton Mielton sure it actually is I also have a name If Mjelten had to use our shower? No. Is that your full name, Mjelten? Mjelten? Mm-mm. Short for Mjelten. It actually is. I also have a name confession to make.

What is it? Oh, shit. Drop it. Mjelten is my first name. Aw, damn. I thought it was going to be real. Noy. Noy.

I will say Mjel's not my first name. What is your first name? I don't tell anyone. Tell us, though. I'll tell you after taping. Turtle's middle name? Turtle's real first name is Sal If that helps

Turtle from Entourage A fictional character That's your barter Thank you for telling me Public information On a show I've already seen My nickname My nickname after last night is

What's my nickname? Bones Were you gonna say Boner? No I wasn't Bones Malloy was Bones What was I? Uh

Barfs? I can't remember What'd youoy was Bones. What was I? Shit. Barfs? I can't remember. What'd you guys do last night? Drugs, bro. Oh, I did drugs. That's my nickname, Drugs. Yeah, yeah.

No, we didn't do drugs. We just sat and watched football. My name was Beast Mode. Beast Mode. And Zach was the threat. Fuck, what was I? That's a good one. Shit, I can't remember what it was. Are you sure you weren't Bones?

No, because Malloy, we're like, Malloy's Bones. Because we're like, we know Bones. It's got to be Malloy. Whiskey Dick. Damn. Whiskey Dick. Damn. I'm just spitballing.

Take it away. You could have played that off way cooler than you did. Look at this fake smile. Look at this fake smile over here. You can just have that. It's for you. You could have played that off so much cooler than you did. It's been given to me a time or two.

It's one of those. Again, Sean, you don't have to say it. Yes, I do. It's part of the deal. I guess that's why they call the blues is a banger. It's a fucking banger. Yeah. Tiny dancer.

Someone's Day in My Life Tonight is about him realizing he was gay and getting out of a marriage and admitting it to himself. Wait, Elton John? Elton John. That's 100% right. He's gay. He's gay. Doesn't write his lyrics. I'm not exactly sure

where on the Kinsey scale he is. I'd say a Hall of Famer. He might be. I'd say a trailblazer. I'd take a first ballot Hall of Famer. But it's a great song for anyone going through

or presently in a hard time. There's this one part where he's like, thank God my music's still alive! And as people who are in one of the arts, you can feel that, right? Yeah, for sure. I don't like thinking about that.

You could just say that and I was just like, well, thank God I still got that. Times when that's all you think you have. Everything else is fucking trash, you know, or not everything, but like, I feel like trash, but like, I fucking, thank God my music's still alive. Seriously, I mean, getting to come and do this. I'm or not everything, but like I feel like trash, but like I fucking thank God my music's still alive. Seriously, I mean, getting to come and do this. I'm poor as hell, but thank God

people remember those fart jokes. It's like Coco. I haven't seen Coco. I've been stressed out of my gourd for the last like two days for no reason, like just panicky, and doing this helps tremendously, so thank God you still have stuff like this. If I will save my life tonight

there he goes should have heard me in the shower dude I will say one little bone to pick with Elton repurposing the song

from Marilyn Monroe to Princess Di write another song it's hilarious yeah that's weird that's a weird thing to do I've done the bit on the podcast before

but it was this thing me and some of the other writers came up with where it was him workshopping other songs. I remember when I was alive. And can you feel she's dead

tonight? Oh, that's tight. Lady Di is dead. Lady. Lady. Lady. Di is dead. Di is dead.

Great pick. Great pick. So, hello, wall of the tunnel. That was too dark. That was too real. That was too real. You know, I think we've got to say it now. Rip Princess Di. Gone too soon. Rip, rip. wall of the tunnel. That was too dark. That was too real. That was too real. You know, I think we've got to say it now. Rip, Princess Di.

Gone too soon. Rip, rip. The people's princess. Yeah, for sure. May she rest in peace. Yep. And Dodi Al-Fayed. Let's not forget him.

I did forget him, I'll be honest. Let's not forget him. Couldn't happen. Sean, it's time for your third pick. Bring it back, buddy. Bring it back. Bring it home. Is that your Beyonce voice? Sean, it's time for your third pick. Bring it back, buddy. Bring it back. Bring it home. Is that your Beyonce voice?

Sean. So I'm going to pick my quad. I'm going to pick my quartet. I'm picking my quad because there's so much muscle in it, bro. So sinewy. I'm going to pick Motley Crue. Whoa. Nice.

Getting shit done. This is a personal pick, obviously. No. Yes, it is They are Yes it is Oh you've never heard Motley Crue compared to the Beatles Huh? I like the crew

What's their big single? Do I know any Motley Crue? Dr. Feelgood? Nope Kickstart You've never heard Dr. Feelgood How does it go? She is the one they call

Dr. Feelgood Is it he or she? He He is the one they make you feel Alright He is the one they call Dr. Feelgood. Is it he or she? He. He is the one that make you feel all right. He is the one they call Dr. Feelgood. Those four dudes.

Right. Would even for a second believe a woman could be a doctor? Those four scumbags? No. Nikki Sixx. Broatley crew, am I right? No. You ever heard Kickstart My Heart?

No. No! Kickstart My Heart. You've heard that. You've heard that. Whoa! I swear to God. Skydive naked from an aeroplane.

You've never heard that song? It's like you're jumping into the wrong parts. You've heard that. Whoa! I swear to God. Skydive naked from an aeroplane. You've never heard that song. It's like you're jumping into the wrong parts. You gotta, whoa! Yeah! Can't stop my heart. It'll never stop. Whoa! Yeah!

Baby! No, I don't know that. Oh, wow. But I love hearing this Motley Crue sing it. Motley Crue. We are Motley Crue. We are Motley Crue. Wait, is it Motley?

Motley. Motley. Motley. Okay, Motley. Sorry, I'll stop it Motley? Motley. Motley. Motley. Okay, Motley. Sorry, I'll stop it right there. Motley. Recant. I recant my original pronunciation.

Motley. I read the Motley Crue book when I moved to Portland and I was different for like two months. What happened? Why'd you go back? I was a wild boy. What happened after two months? I get that.

You can't read about rock stars rocking. Dude. I can't fuck with that either. That shit. I read the book about the cowboys and I went off the deep end. Serious rock stars rocking. I can't fuck with that either. That shit. I read the book about the Cowboys and I went off the deep end. Serious? Party too hard? There was a time we were walking downtown in Portland and we walked by this business.

Man, I feel horrible. We would just walk by a fucking business and there was like a floor level window and I go and I put my foot on it. My friend Adam, Adam Neuroth, friend of the podcast. He goes, don't you dare kick that window. And I go, the dirt. And I kicked the. And my friend Adam, Adam Newroth, friend of the podcast, he goes, don't you dare kick that window. And I go, the dirt. And I kick the window out.

You just said the name of that book. Wait, you broke the store's window? The dirt. Yeah. You loser. Sean. Yeah, I hated it. Did you even do, you just kicked the window in and walked away?

I kicked the window in and I ran away. So I go, I put my foot on the window. And he goes, don't you kick that window out And I go The dirt And I kick the window out And then we ran Sean how old were you

26 Sean In a world where that wasn't anyone's window And it's funny It's not even cool All I thought about All I thought about Was how that was someone's window

And I was Torah At least take a baseball bat to it Kick it So I was I was transitioning from How I was in Sioux Falls and that sort of how much I drank. No, this was important for your growth. I understand.

It was a weird part. It's a transition phase. And also, I've gotten drunk and ruined public property too. Oh, who hasn't though? Wait, no. Was it a car window? The chicken window was private property. Not according to me that night. No, it was just a floor level window of, honestly, I couldn't even tell you.

So you broke it? Oh, like a house? No, no. Like it shattered around your foot? No, it just... Popped out. No, it broke for sure. I don't know what happened.

Was it a business? Again, I was in an altered state. You didn't cut your foot. Huh? You didn't cut your foot. No, not at all. Oh, there's a blessing there. I just think it's hilarious that you said the dirt.

Yeah, I go, the dirt. I just think it's hilarious that you said the dirt yeah I go the dirt I'm just kidding as if on the I don't know he's gonna be like oh it's fine he's reading the dirt you're the only person

who like breaks shit calling out a book farewell to arms just like before a fight infinite jets motherfucker yeah Motley Crue man I love Motley Crue infinite jets motherfucker yeah Motley Crue man

I love Motley Crue I always have always have loved Motley Crue you'll never get I'll never know what that's like not that I even

want to know what that's like to be a rock star like that you might you'll just never no I want to know

what it's like for one night I do maybe for like a week but if you live in Denver that was that was rock star we forget how hard people were like like you ever been in your hotel room and you're

just like, dude, they used to just like throw the TVs out. Crazy. That's like fucking nuts. Having a whole like floor of hotel rooms where it's just a big party. I can't imagine how fucked that would be. Oh, I've done that before. I've had a serious hotel party. I never have.

We had. We had in a room. One of the rooms, we had a fucking before. I've had a serious hotel party. I never have. We had. We had one. We had it in a room. One of the rooms. We had a fucking room. It was like crazy. And then they had a sucking room. And a sucking room. They were separate.

That was just two of the rooms. If you tried to suck in the fuck room, you had to walk across the hall. You were asked to leave. You were given your coat. You go to the lobby. You keep doing it as you want. There'll be a cab waiting in the lobby to take you to the outskirts of town. You're finished. The cab is in the lobby.

You heard right. Yeah, we're partying. There's a car inside. There'll be a motorcycle in the elevator waiting to take you to the outskirts of town. There'll be a horse in the staircase. Man. Shout out to everybody in Denver at that hotel party. There they go.

That's my quintet. In the fucking bathtub. Oh, that also happened in Denver. The craziest book in Denver stores. It's a weird town. It's a weird town. It's just something about it makes you want to get after it. I don't know what it is.

The air is thin. I just, everybody who goes there goes hard, and like everybody from there goes, it's just like a weird, it just brings it out of you, man. I certainly went hard. You went, you went hard. I certainly went hard. You went hard. I did everything to the max. Yeah. Everything that could be done.

Took the biggest shit you've ever taken. At one point, people were like, Ian looks like an emperor. Yeah. A Roman emperor over there. I wasn't even being fed grapes. You were? No, I was not. Oh, wow.

It looked like it was about to happen. Yeah. That's a certain kind of clout that I have yet to achieve. That's impressive. No, it was one of the more inspiring things I've seen a man do. Hey, congrats, man. I was just in the pocket. I don't even know.

I can't even explain it. I can't walk it back. I can't tell you what brought me there. The fun night? I understand. It happened in Denver. But you were there. David, it's time for your third and fourth picks.

So my third pick is for the quad. I'm going to go Boyz II Men. Of course. I was wondering if anyone would take it. Yeah, a spinoff of New Edition. Not a spinoff of New Edition, but didn't Michael Bivens found Boyz II Men? Yes, he did. Yeah, Boyz II Men, they were great.

Pretended I didn't like the music when it happened. Why? See, I did not. Because I was just a little boy and I liked Gangster's Paradise better. I loved it so much. But now I like, dude, End of I liked Gangster's Paradise better. I loved it so much. But now I like... Dude, End of the Road. Oh, it's so good.

End of the Road, It's So Hard to Say Goodbye. Those songs are so... I'll Make Love to You. So good. Well, that's a different... That's like a different Boyz II Men era. So they had those... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because there's the Motown Philly. They had Motown Philly, End of the Road, It's So Hard to Say Goodbye. And then they have... Then they had On Bended Knee, I'll Make Love to You. One Sweet Day. One Sweet Day. That song, One Sweet Day. One Sweet Day. That song, One Sweet Day. With someone else who might get picked, but she might not.

And I... No, yeah. They're just so good. They're so good. Do you remember that song, Thank You, that they had? No. So it was just a song about... On the first or second album?

First or second album. It was later Boyz II Men, so it was after Bended Knee. Okay. And it was a song just about how dope their fans were and about how all they wanted to do when they were growing up was be R&B singers, and they got to do it because of the fans, and it was just a big thank you. And I remember being like- You would bring that song up.

Yeah. I remember thinking when I was a kid, I'm like, these fucking awesome motherfuckers made a whole song thanking everybody, called literally Thank You. So dope. They were great. And a thank you. They're still great. A thank you.

They're still great. That commercial you. They're still great. That commercial they got right now is good. They did a commercial? They just did a song with Tori Kelly? Yeah, they did a halftime show. Shit. That's right. Halftime show at the Superbizzle, or at the Super Bowl.

Monday Night Football last night. Commercial. It was weird, by the way. It was weird, but yeah. They deserved a longer moment in the spotlight. I don't know why they faded so fast. They were, but their moment was from what, 92 to 98? It was powerful.

It was white hot. Yeah, it was. I mean, you know what I mean? They were, it was boys to men. That's the music I would listen to and like imagine falling in love

and feel prematurely heartbroken. Me too. Me too. I would imagine feeling heartbroken. You'd get all sad. End of the road, I was just like, make up fake women

to like, and I was such a freak little kid too. Susette. I just, yeah, yeah, I would be like make up fake women to like and I was such a freak little kid too Suzette I just yeah yeah I would be like

god damn Gina you're like nine just like a little boy just like in my room like what's wrong with you your tiny little cane you don't need

can we shout out also and your polo vest and your shorts just like looking out my window can we shout out how fucking funny it is and Bend and Knee that he goes, I'll never walk again. As if he's going to stay on his bend and knee forever. Like he's in GoldenEye just sliding around on a knee.

Just sliding on a knee. If everybody could please picture yourself in golden I slide around on your knee like you did man I almost broke this chair that was funny that's a great pick god they sound like angels they do sound like angels they do sound like angels

Nate, Sean, Mike and Wanya Wanya was the one with the pipes with the face shake too he did like that there's a couple that go on for like 30 seconds and you're like okay this is actually too much Wanya was the one with the pipes. With the face shake, too. Those runs. He did like that. It was so good. There's a couple that go on for like 30 seconds, and you're like, okay, this is actually too much. No, but also it's just right. He looked like he was working so hard to sing.

Oh, yeah. And like, yeah, and that like. Do that more often, Mia. You are going to sweat through that bowler hat. It's going to slip right off. They just stopped. Listen, we can't even see the Kangol because you're sweating so hard, Wanya. We got to announce a new Kangol.

The hat just falls progressively farther and farther down his face. Lisa Turtle's not even in the convertible. I always loved Sean. See, he was the skinny one. Yeah. Nate was the one with not a ton of talent, I got to say. Oh, come on. We don't need to throw a fucking shame.

I gotta say, Nate. I don't like that you do that. Let me remind you, they are men now. Yeah, they are. They are. Sorry. Sorry, men. We're past the two part.

All right. So now. The two capitalized. Sorry, my bad. Nice, John. My bad. For my duo, and this is weird because this is another offshoot of a foursome that I was going to pick but then didn't. Okay.

I am going Casey and JoJo. Tell me it's real. Oh, my God. I loved it. This feeling that I feel. Oh, God. They were so good. And it wasn't a long time. I loved their other group also. You're right. And it wasn't a long time.

I loved their other group also. You're right. They didn't have a long time. Didn't have a long time, but like all my life. Remember? Oh, my God. Q93? Q93!

Q93 played that shit all the time. That and Save the Last Dance is where I first got into fucking KC and JoJo. Exactly. Exactly. KC and JoJo still rip. You listen to them recently? No. Oh my god, it holds up. 100%. Because Casey was my favorite part about said other... You guys aren't gonna

pick it. In case you can't hear it, it's Casey-I. I can't pick it. No, yeah. If you know the other group that they were in, you would understand the spelling. Oh, can you say it or is someone gonna pick it? I don't think you guys are. I can't. Why can't you? That's already picked. I already picked my number. What's the other group?

Yeah. It's Jodeci. Jodeci. Oh, wait. Casey was in that too? Yeah. And so was Jojo. What? But Casey was... I knew that I loved Casey the first time I heard Freakin' You and he said, Every freakin' night and every

freakin' day. I wanna freak you baby in every freaking way I was just like from then on I was like this dude is the coolest I didn't know that was him cause he was always wearing

like leather pants yeah it's the same guy I'm learning so much this episode cause now when you go back and you listen to Jodeci all those runs that he goes on

it's him clearly it's him oh that is totally him tell me it's real yeah it's obviously bye it's real. Yeah. It's obviously. Life is all we have to do.

Theme song for life too. How did I get a life? Life, life, life, life. I fucking love Casey and Jojo. The music makes me feel so like,

you just feel like there's hope. I feel like that same feeling of like, I'm going to be in love someday. Yeah. And it made love seem so great. Real. Something about those dudes, man. They just make it like you really feel like. Yeah.

It feels attainable. Because sometimes when I listen to another solo artist who has big stuff, I listen to other music and I'm like, that's not a love that I'm ever going to feel. I can think of some people where I'm like you don't know what love is. Yeah. Or just like that's not what it's like for me. Maybe Sean had that guy in his entourage.

Oh. Oh is this a callback? Maybe. I can't remember my entourage specifically. Is Sean writing a spec entourage or did you guys do an episode? We drafted entourages. Okay got it. Yeah yeah. And I was looking at my next pick so I wasn't I was tuned out just for a second. is Sean writing a spec entourage or did you guys do an episode we drafted an entourage yeah yeah and I was looking at my next pick so I wasn't

I was tuned out just for a second sorry the point is Casey and Jojo I always really related to them I thought they were so cool yeah and I feel like they

I that's what love feels like to me no yeah I'm loving the playlist that's gonna come from your picks oh yeah it's a good one and that song too is just like I think a high school what a beautiful song the playlist that's going to come from your picks. Oh yeah. It's a good one.

And that song too is just like what a beautiful song. Those fucking harmonies also. Who does the harmonies Jojo? Yeah. So goddamn high.

Yeah. Close to me just like my brother. Also that's also can I just bond a pick? Sorry again. Hate to shit on the picks but your person

that you fucking love is close to you just like your mother, brother, sister, father. love is close to you just like your mother, brother, sister, and father. It's how close are you to your mother, brother, sister, father? I don't think it's... I don't fuck them. I don't fuck them. But that's why it's the best relationship. It's a bad surprise. Because it's like, not only do you love me

like, are you close like my mother and I fuck you, then yeah, I've been waiting for someone as great as you forever. That's weirder than me still wanting to fuck animals. No, it's not. It's a little incest-y. It's a different, no, it's not. I'm getting teased on.

Now I feel like, what am I, Drew Michael? Huh? Whoa. Yeah. Because he has that whole I know, I'm in.

I'm referential, I like it. No, I even get that or like, it's like, that's what makes you the best thing is that I can be close to you like that

and we have this other thing. Then it's like, then what's better than the best thing is that I can be close to you like that. Familiarity. And we have this other thing. Then it's like, then what's better than that? True intimacy. Yeah, true intimacy. And I have been waiting all my life for that. Prayed for someone like you. Prayed for someone like you. And I do hope you feel the same way, too.

Yeah. Well, I thank God that I finally found you. I do pray you do love me, too. Man, I'm going to go home and be on a tear of music videos. Oh my god, you might fall in love this week. I might fuck around and fall in love. It's not hard. I do it on the bus all the time. It's really not hard.

I think you're gonna make love to yourself, if that's possible. You throw down rose petals. I appreciate you saying that, but if you understood what the process was, it was... It's 30 steps. And it's far from love. It's like a doctor's appointment.

Just getting routine checkup. In and out. In and out, yeah. I don't want no eye contact. Hands are cold. Sean. Let's move on. All right.

We good? Yeah, of course. I'm going to pick my quintet. You did that. Oh, wait, quintet. Yeah, no, I didn't. My bad. I'm going to pick my quintet. You did that. Oh, wait, quintet. Yeah, no, I didn't. My bad, my bad. Yeah, my quintet.

You did that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Aruba, Jamaica. Ooh, I want to take you to Bermuda. Bahama. Come on, really, mama.

Key Largo. Oh, I know. My Tigo. Ooh, I want to take you to Bermuda. Wait, I'm missing the harmony'll go to the Kokomo. We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. That's where we want to go. Way down in Kokomo.

Want to make that mana rotten. Now, of all the songs that this seminal American perhaps the greatest American band run run get around I get around you picked one

from the version of the Beach Boys that had John Stamos in it I remember seeing that where I was just like holy buckets he was fucking what if you didn't know

about their earlier career I was just picking like dude these powerhouse motherfuckers mid 90s buckets he was fucking. What if you didn't know about their earlier career? I was just picking like, dude, these powerhouse motherfuckers. Mid-90s? I love the class you was. I know the Beach Boys, man. God only knows, though. I honestly didn't know that they had five

members until today. Really? Yeah. I thought it was four. Including Kevin Love's uncle. Yeah. Is that true? Mike Love. See that? They're not related. You got me. No, they are. I swear to God. No no you're lying to me Stan Love is Kevin Love's dad

and Mike Love is his brother you know so many things yeah yes I do yeah yeah yeah I know a lot of things

I do god that's a good pick yeah I can't honestly I thought you'd I thought Ian would take it I thought I would too

what the fuck yeah yeah they're just they're just I'm tired Yeah, honestly, I thought Ian would take it earlier. I thought I would, too. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, they're just amazing. They're not solo artists, but whatever. Yeah, they're just amazing. I'm tired. They have so many good songs. I mean, yeah, it's...

Wouldn't it be nice if we were old? That was a pretty good fucking Beach Boys. Was it good? Everyone's singing their heart out today, guys. You're doing great. What's the best part about doing a music one is you can just get to sing a little bit. Yeah, just try it. Not a big singer.

A little sprinkle. Oh, Sloop John B? You know Sloop John B? Lil' Deuce Coop? Lil' Deuce Coop. I'm playing with your purse. I'm making eye contact with Sean saying Sloop John B when he doesn't know

I'm pulling my purse strap I'm pulling my purse strap what a creep it's so romantic in here it is really romantic in here that's the perfect word it's like it's romantic like it's like thick sensual. That's the perfect word. It's like it's romantic. Like it's like

thick. Like I can feel it in the air. I can feel the love tonight. Ian's brain's going, this is leather right next to me right here. Vegan leather. I should fiddle with it. Sloop John B? Knock yourself out of bed. It looks like you're

twiddling a nipple. Sloop John B? I'm like flirting hard with Sean right now. That's one of his David nipples. Come on the Sloop John B. Grandfather and me. Little Saint Nick? Never heard that song. Ram Nassau can we did roll.

Didn't they have like a really weird two years too? I think that was the Kokomo. They had so many years. Pet Sounds was weird. I love Pet Sounds. Pet Sounds was arguably like. But they were doing weird stuff. They were like crazy like. They were trying to one up the Beatles. They were. They had so many years. Pet Sounds was weird. I love Pet Sounds. Pet Sounds is arguably- But they were doing weird stuff. They were like-

Oh, it's feral. They had crazy like- They were trying to one-up the Beatles. They were. They were trying to one-up- They were in the- And Motley Crue. And Motley Crue.

Motley. Motley. And Motley Crue, she says. I thought it had an umlaut on it. It doesn't. If they hear this and they heard umlaut- I really don't know this, man. I'm sorry.

It does have an umlaut, though. Isn't it Motley? Brian Wilson, who is the genius of the group, went real loopy and, like, became very obsessive and, like, a shut-in. He has mental health problems, right? And then he was working on that album, Love,

which came out, or Smile? Smile. I don't know. It came out, like, way later. Anyway, you know. There it is. He got a, you know. Yeah, you know, my pick? Smile. I don't know. That came out way later. Anyway, yeah. There it is. He got a, you know. Yeah, you know, he went inside.

Obviously, I knew all that. Those arrangements are, to this day, some of the craziest I've ever heard. When they harmonize. Oh, my God. I just can't figure out. Time stops. It's crazy. It's almost like the 60s answer to, like, orchestras, but just with your voice.

You might have grown to want to hear it more. It makes sense to me. Orchestras. That's how I think of it. Do you think it? I said, vorkistras. Horkistras.

Horkistras. Horkis Islandstras. Sure. Just trying to work in orcas. Horkis Porkis. That's my orcas spinoff of Hocus Pocus. Horkis Porkis. Horkis Porkis.

On the island, we called it Horkis Porkis. That was Pocus. On the island, we call it Hocus Pocus. That was our little secret. That's what we call it. Me and my friends. That's what we call it. That's a really good impression of me. On the island, we call it...

Oh, my God. I feel so seen The Beach Boys The Beach Boys Great pick Great pick What is there to say? Great friggin' pick

Wouldn't it be nice If I could say something mean? If we were older One second here Before I make my next pick Just gotta swipe real quick Wait a minute Wait a minute

Wait a minute Oh wait a second Wait a second. Oh, wait a second. I'm on a snap streak. I'm trying to figure out how many people are in this group. The Beach Boys? No, different one. If you want to skip, I can go first. Oh, no. No, no.

That doesn't happen. This is a tough one. So what do you have? You have two left. What do you got? It's a band that only has three permanent members. Yeah. But sometimes has seven even.

Well, the numbers fluctuate. I think it's three core. If it's three core, though, I feel like you could make it a trio. It's a three core. Do they ever perform as the three core? No. They always have way more people on stage. Well, then it gets tricky.

I know. I would allow it only because what else are you going to pick? I mean, you're the judge. You've seen it. I think it's fair. Right? Okay. I haven't seen it.

I'll allow it. Me, I'll allow it. Okay. LCD Sound System is my trio. Me, LCD Sound System. Yeah, yeah. Me, LCD Sound System. Yeah, that's fine.

James Murphy, Pat Mahoney, and Nancy Wang are like the core three of it. Sure. But yeah, I got to take LCD Sound System. Yeah, that's a trio. I love them so much. Yeah. Even when they're live, it's a much bigger band. At Hollywood Bowl, right?

I've seen them a bunch. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, you saw that show, Change Your Life. Yeah. After watching the documentary. It, yeah? I've seen them a bunch. Oh, really? Yeah, you saw that show Change Your Life. Yeah. After watching the documentary. Yeah. I know your stories.

It did. I didn't get into them until the documentary and it was a documentary about their last concert and I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, nuts.

Yeah, oh, nuts. None for me. And then I got to see them live. I saw them at Coachella once. I've seen them live all over all over LA a few different times they're one of those bands where they come and I get tickets to two different nights of the concert

I stan them they're so much fun they have so beautiful songs Someone Great is such a gorgeous song and then there's just shit to Get Bucked To. Like Losing My Edge. And when somebody's wearing those t-shirts, how you know it's a cool guy.

Oh, really? I look out for those dudes for the opposite reason. Can you think different things about cool guys? True, very true. Probably not trying to hang out with the same dudes all the time. They're fucking great. Their new record rips. It's so good.

I already said that one. I got to come up with another one. Do you want to come up with another one right now? Their new record cuts. Can we do that? Yeah. It knocks. I've been waiting for you to say slaps.

Oh, I'm not forgetting slaps. I was really hoping for it. It bangs. It throttles, dude. It throttles. All My Friends is such a good fucking song. Yep. Where are your friends tonight?

When you see them live, goddamn, it's so good. You haven't listened to the big one. Which one? There's a lot of them. Oh, Dance Yourself Clean. Yeah. Oh, it's so good. Do that again.

Don't you want me to wake up? Yeah, yeah. Give me just a bit of your time. Like you're here for me to make a home. I love it so much. When that beat drops in it, it's so good. You come. Oh, my God. Sorry. You come. You come. You come. You in it, it's so good. You come. Oh, my God.

Sorry. You come. You come. You come. You barf. It's dangerous when you're driving. All at the same time. You barf and poo.

You come barf. You gotta lay in the bathtub to listen to that song naked. It's just, you're empty. What about just saran wrap over the top of the bathtub and just listen to that song? If you ever accidentally ate later than you're supposed to and you have a colonoscopy the next day, just listen to this song. Clean you right out. But your body's putting out so much heat, it evaporates all of it.

That's what's cool about it. You lose 10 pounds. And that's why you pick them. So I'll take LCD as my trio. Okay. And I hope nobody tries to bust my chops for that. If they do, send them to me. And if you do, fucking take it home with me, Al.

All right? There she is. And the other part of it is... The bad boy of the podcast, I'll take this. Listen up, brother. Because I assume what the dude is giving me is a butt guff about this.

Listen up, bro. Listen up, brother. I started this goddamn podcast, all right? It's free. Who says that? I started this AFV shit. And this is the motherfucking thanks I get? Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Man. All right. One of you was supposed to say $0, right? That's a catchphrase here, I thought. $0. Oh, free podcast. Yeah, free.

Free $30. Free $49. Thank you. Free $99. Yeah, free $99. You're welcome for keeping you on track, boys. Mielle, it's time for your fourth and then your final. Oh, I love being the caboose on the front end.

What's that called? The locomotive. I will be the locomotive. The front of the train Okay I'm staying true to my theme Going four then five Okay

Four You fucked me Ian Really I didn't think I was gonna take the Beatles Cause y'all are rap boys But here we go Guess we're cut from the same cloth Rap boys

I'll try to stay As true as I can But it Truthfully It's penultimately true And that is ABBA Oh Yes I fucking love ABBA You And that is ABBA. Oh!

Yes! I fucking love ABBA! You've brought up ABBA on here before. I love goddamn... I was pissed at Demi because he chose Mamma Mia, and I'm the one that loves ABBA. Yeah. ABBA, those Swedes are tight. Right?

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Ian was doing push-ups the whole time with Miel on his back. Yeah, truly. I just got to sit there. Thank you. I think singles-wise, they only are topped by the Beatles, I think. In my humble opinion, I think that how many songs are like, wait, this is ABBA? The only other band that does that for me is the Beatles. Yeah, that's a wild thing when you, one of those bands where you're like, oh, damn.

Yeah, like Gimme Gimme, that's what I was about to say. Or The Winner Takes It All, like you know all of these songs. Fucking Mamma Mia starts with a, this is too musical nerdy, but augmented fucking chord. That is weird. We all know what that means. We all know what that means. It slaps. They didn't cover that in first grade in South East.

They got like dancing, they were like a joke band when I was growing up because of Dancing Queen, because it was such a, which is a disco banger by the way. That song kind of sucks a little. The images. I like that song. I like that song.

Compared to the rest of their catalog, I think it's an outlier. I like that part of it. I like that whole song. We can go hockey, as long as we're together. I'm that part of it. Yeah. I like that whole song. I love that part. As long as we're together. I'm not going to feel bad for like a dancing queen. I love dancing queens.

Please don't. Or fucking Super Trooper. Super, ba, true, ba, ba. You guys don't know this song? No. I don't understand. You guys got to get into some deep abacus. I'll get into some deep abacus. Thank you.

Take a look on the website. I got a weekend coming up. I got a weekend coming up. I got a weekend coming up. I got a weekend coming up. You have a weekend right around the corner. They're good. They're great. I think you could go deep dive on them, and you wouldn't be disappointed in what you find.

I bet you're right. I also just love those harmonies again. Sure. I'm a sucker for a good harmony. Right? Well, guys. No? All right.

You're taking a solo, a duo, a trio, and a quartet. It's time for your quintet. I like to call them a cinco. Oh. Guys, don't say oh with that. That was bad. I was kidding. Oh, you weren't?

You're not gonna? All right. A cinco de grupo. I got nothing. Okay, five person. Are you ready? Yeah. Radiohead.

Oh, yeah. I fucking love Radiohead. Five people in Radiohead? Hell yeah. I didn love Radiohead. Five people in Radiohead? Hell yeah. I didn't know that. The Greenwood Brothers. Crazy. Tom.

And two other guys. I believe it's pronounced Thom. Thom. I believe it is. I've never heard it said out loud. Thom. Thom. It's got to be Tom.

No. Tom. I don't know. You know what? Wesley Snipes. The Greenwood Brothers, Tom York, and Wesley Snipes. Yeah. Radio.

Wesley Snipes actually is the singer. He's the singer. How come I end up like this? It's Wesley Snipes. I appreciate that you love it. I hear nothing when I listen to it. I'm going to play a song for you in the car. All right.

And I know that's a very- Cliche thing to say. I want you to get into radio, that type of thing to say. song for you in the car. All right. And I know that's a very. Cliche thing to say. I want you to get into radio, that type of thing to say. But have you heard of Idiotech? That's what I was just saying. Maybe not. That's the one that got me into it. Because every time I listen to them, I'm just like, I just don't. It's like when I listen to U2 sometimes, I feel the same way.

Oh, don't you dare say them in the same sentence. Women and children first, and the children first, and the children first. I've been till my head calls off this is really happening I don't think you're selling it

I don't think that makes me want to listen to it loose in a bunker loose in a bunker it's good I don't know what the fuck

is happening you need to hear the production I think it's a good song I will say though Radiohead is one of those bands

if you don't like a whole album listen to a different one you might like it you might like it the chance for it of those bands if you don't like a whole album listen to a different one you might like it you might like it the chance for it is a lot if you don't like the songs listen Bobby

check out their album you might like it you did even do the thing with the other one listen to a different one you might like it you know we all turned into

a Billy Crystal character for a second oh you bring it in this vacuum cleaner you like it it's so lean take the vacuum cleaner that's got Jost Buster's on it in this vacuum cleaner and you like it? My new Latin is so lean. Take the vacuum cleaner that's got Joest Busters

on it. You might like that one, you know? Joest Busters. It's really good. And Rainbows is, I think, one of the best albums

of all time, start to finish. It's great. But also, even if you're like, I don't like Radiohead, you gotta like Karma Boys.

You gotta like Creep. You gotta like Fake Plastic Trees. Those are songs universally liked. I mean, I don't know. I'm riding over the car. You gotta like Creep. You gotta like Fake Plastic Dreams. Those are songs universally liked. I mean, I don't know. And then you take... I'm ready for the car. Crush likes sardines and a pack of tins.

I'm feeling him not having liked those songs. Yeah, that's... What about Creep? I said Creep. Creep and Creep is like... Wow. It's your second favorite Creep. What about the one from the Social Network version?

The little kids singing it. That didn't give you the Creeps? I only like it when Chris Garcia does it in Spanish. That is awesome. The So kids singing it. That didn't give you the creeps? I only like it when Chris Garcia does it in Spanish. That is awesome. The so young creep. The so young creep. Yeah, that shit's really funny. Shout out to Chris Garcia.

Shout out. Well, I think they're one of the best bands of all time. I think history will probably regard them that way. And I got to see them live. Shouts to Demi, who got us tickets, because, God, those were hard to get. And it was transformative. It was. Truly transformative. They're light, laser shows. Holy shit. You gotta go. If you gotta break in, you know, I'm not

condoning it, but I will allow it. You might have to. Put the nooks on and break in, bro. I'm just saying. Maybe you sneak in goofy movie style inside of the cello case. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I got myself a notion. I know so much about it. You see me eye to eye. Oh, yeah. Radiohead is tight. I thought you said cholo for a second. I know so much about it. You see me eye to eye.

Oh, yeah. Radiohead is tight. I like Radiohead. Yep. Gotta stay true to my little indie boy inside. My indie boy. Is this time for my final pick? What do you even have left?

What is it? Your solo dolo or your fifth? Quintet. Quintet? All right. This is a fun one still on the board. I'm really torn between two. Grupo de Musico.

Dos Grupo de Musico. One Direction. It's One Direction for sure. Or I'll get fired. Ian, we couldn't help but listen to the latest episode of the podcast and we had three hours to go you are out of here bud uh you gotta pick it's hard to okay yeah you got you just got it. How many fucking... I don't know. Guns N' Roses is a five piece.

Okay, cool. Just to confirm. They didn't list all their members at once. Guns N' Roses. The original Guns N' Roses line. Wait, you're telling me Guns AND Roses. Both Guns N' Roses. Guns N' Roses.

Guns N' Roses. Guns N' Roses fucking r N' Roses Guns N' Roses Yeah dude Guns N' Roses Fucking rips It's a rock band There's no getting around it It's like a rock band Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle baby

You're in the jungle baby You can listen to that Do you remember that? I love his voice Just keep trying to get a little better A little better than before That one? We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.

You know that one? No, I know Mr. Brightside. He keeps calling. Axl Carmel. He won't leave me alone. You sound good, though. Thank you. I'm not mad about it.

That's what I was looking for. It's so good. Wait, did you hear that Slash? It was the girls are fat and they got big titties. Slash was pushing for those to be the words. Where the what's fat? Where the girls are fat and they got big titties. Slash was pushing for those to be the words. Where the what's for it? Where the girls are fat and they got big titties. Awesome.

I want you please take me home. So in the dirt, they talk about how one of the songs. They told me to kick a window in. One of the songs on I Think You Is Your Illusion, it's Axl fucking I I think, Tommy's girlfriend for real in the studio. And that's what they use for the audio. That's raw.

That's disgusting. Those dudes were really going for it. Didn't they go on the world tour and that's what broke them up? I think so. Like they just toured the world as the biggest. And Axl was, I mean, he wouldn't put out Chinese Democracy.

I thought you were going to say put out. I was like, no, I think he did. No, he put out. I'm sure he had quite the dirty pickle on him at some time. It looks like it rolled under the fridge. Oh, Linty. Like silly putty after it touches the ground. There's like a penny on it

Bologna Old bologna A little ramen noodle We haven't had bologna Since Jared graduated Oh my god Sweet child of mine With that circus ass

Seriously November rain Oh my god When we were kids My friend Andy Swangler Was playing Get in the ring In the back of my mom's minivan

On the way back from Okoboji You just had so many things. Okoboji, Iowa. It's like a party city in Iowa. Oh, okay. Yeah, Lake. But the song Get in the Ring is like, get in the fucking ring, motherfucker. It just says fuck like 50 times.

My mom's like, what are you listening to? We're seven, probably. He got it from his older brother. You're a little bad boy. Tight. I saw Guns N' Roses at Coachella too, but Axl Rose had like a broken foot. So he was on the throne the whole time.

But he was doing the snake dance on the throne. It was pretty good. And the pipes are pure. On point. Really still? Wow. He has good ass screams. Because they were off for the longest time.

You know, so he wasn't like baking it over the entire 90s. Sean, tell me your final pick. Final pick is my solo artist, right? Soyloy. Going for one, Stevie Wonder. Oh, isn't he lovely? Man. What?

That was good. Oh, thanks. You're a good singer. Yeah, Stevie Wonder's just the shit. Always has been. There's no getting around it. Song's the key of life, dude. Holy shit.

Living for the City. I believe when I found someone. It's the key of life, dude. Holy shit. Living for the City. I believe when I found someone. It's such a good song, dude. Oh, what was that song I was just... Would you like to go with me? Somebody was just telling me about a song, a Stevie Wonder song that got made into a rap song years later, and it was like...

Oh, wow, wow, what? Look at wow, wow. That was a cool OD song. Well, most of the songs on, like, it feels like most of the songs, it was probably me telling you, songs in the key of life did get turned into like. Was it? Oh, Gangster's Paradise. Yeah.

What's that? Half time or part time paradise or something like that. Something paradise. That song, I had it on my Spotify and I listened to it again recently. It's so good. I think the Stevie Wonder version, now as an adult, this is a crazy thing to say, but it's better. And also listened to it again recently. It's so good. I think the Stevie Wonder version now as an adult this is a crazy thing to say but it's better

and also like it rips harder. Yeah, it does rip. It does. He covered Gangster's Paradise? Past Paradise. No. It's based Get the fuck out.

I don't know what you're saying. It's based on a It samples a He was a huge Coolio fan. Stevie Wonder's just like Hey guys, are you there guys Coolio sampled Stevie Is what we're saying Yeah yeah yeah

Oh I'd love it if I thought he was like As I walk through the valley As I walk through the valley Well cause it's like The best part As I walk through the valley Everything's the village

The best part about Gangster's Paradise Is that dude singing It really is You know what I mean So when that dude Becomes Stevie Wonder It's just like That song is like better By that dude You mean It really is. You know what I mean? So when that dude becomes Stevie Wonder, it's just like that song is like better.

By that dude, you mean LV. Yeah, I do mean LV. All I can hear in my head right now is we're going straight into the wild, wild west. I bet. I bet we are, you fucking little firecracker. God, I hated that song so much. But the movie was great.

I never saw it. Oh, it's so bad. One of the few Will Smith vehicles I've never seen. On my But the movie was great. I never saw it. Oh, it's so bad. One of the few Will Smith vehicles I've never seen. No, I went off island to see it for my 10th birthday. Because it came out on my birthday. I love everything about that, you beautiful, sweet island creature. I went off island. We've got to get off this island.

I've got to get to Will. I had to see it. I went off island. We gotta get off this island. I gotta get to Will. I had to see it. I loved him. Kenneth Corona on some fucking black facial hair, riding a spider. I love that song though now, right? Riding a spider. Well, now that I've heard the original, I don't love it. A natural spider from the island. Even, man,

even when that song came out, I was a small boy and I was like, this shit's so... Jim West, Desperado. No, I know the words, because it was on the radio. Rough Friday. No, you don't want none of this. None of this. I'm not doing this.

I'm not rapping Wild Wild West. You did. You know, Will Smith doesn't need to cuss to sell records. But I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too. Yes. He needs YouTube, though. He's vlogging now. Slamming a badkin.

Gram it. Gram it. Shout out to Chris D'Elia on that. Ram it, Gram it. That is a funny video. That is funny. Stephen Luger is like an incredible songwriter, singer, and piano player, and he's fucking blind?

Seriously. I can't play piano with my eyes closed. Is he? I mean. Pure truther. You ask a few people, he's not. We got some friends who are. All I'm saying is, how does a blind man

cheat on his wife? Wait, that seems very easy. With a penis. Don't ask all our questions. That's not the crazy thing. How did you orchestrate it? You're blind. Everybody would have to be involved.

Do you think blind means deaf and mute? If we have any blind listeners, I just want to reiterate that we as a podcast totally believe you could cheat on your wife. Don't cut it off.

Or husband. Or husband, yeah, yeah. Or husband. Or partner of a non-gender binary. Go cheat on your wife. Don't cut it off. Or husband. Or husband. Or partner of a non-gender binary. Go cheat on them, you know? Right? You're pro-cheaters here.

Love is We're pro-life. a prison. Okay. I meant living it. Sure, sure, sure. The only release. Keep talking.

Dude comes out. Yeah. You're truly alone. Episode 99 is where you understand where you find that out about me. Episode 99 is where we never leave the studio.

We just go straight to it. I know, okay. My final pick, just because whenever I think of a solo artist, it's the first, it's the last. The only thing that comes up in my mind is Michael Jackson. Yeah, yeah. Woo! Pussy! He was just, he was.

Playboy. Go, go! Yeah, oh, God. So many. I'm like, I didn't hear something. Come on. Push that shit out. I wish you could see his face. It's so funny to try. Beat it, beat it. Push that shit out.

It's really in there. Hustle and flow style. He started kicking the table. Oh, man. I am dizzy. I think it's his. Bad Michael Jackson is so funny to me. Beat it, baby!

I'm so loopy, I'm sorry. Get down! You sound like you're yelling at a pig. You sing that and your kids are like, and that's... You were like, I can't fuck! Maybe, maybe.

It sounds like Carpenter singing it. I can't do it. Alright. It's so high. It's so high. All right. Michael Jackson. Did you see that video of that kid that was going around Twitter of that guy? That's amazing. Yeah. Me and I can kind of do it.

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Like, not just the first world. I had the laser disc. Yeah, yeah. The whole world fucked with Michael Jackson, dude. Let me say this one more time. I had the laser disc... Go on. ...about Michael Jackson.

It was one of the only laser discs I had, and we did not have TV. Yeah, that's because they only made eight laser discs. I had all eight of them. The Abyss, Rob Roy, and the Michael Jackson movie. People fucking love Michael Jackson. No, he's like... Yeah, one of them. Yeah, I was...

As a kid, that was like... He's like... Your whole world. Everything. You live and breathe by Michael Jackson. I used to watch Moonwalker like most days. Tell me you don't know the choreography to Thriller. We all know it, right?

Yep, we're doing it. Okay. It's happening in the podcast. It's like 13 going on 30 happening right in here. Yeah. I mean, yeah, so there's not much to say about it. What's your favorite song? Dirty Diana.

Oh, that's up there with mine. The Way You Make Me Feel or Dirty Diana. Dirty Diana oh that's up there with mine the way you make me feel or Dirty Diana Dirty Diana is my favorite from when I was from when I was a kid I just liked that guitar and like just the way he sings

on that song feels a lot more intimate than the way he usually sings yeah she said he's not coming home because he's staying with me and you're like ooh Dirty Diana

and just like the way he like that song is yeah I love Dirty Diana I love Michael Jackson. And then you get him as a kid too. You get a whole fucking

like 50 years of music. Just look over your shoulder. And him later. Well, we don't talk about that. No, we don't talk about that. Try to do a comedic.

I am turned. I am spent. Comedic. I am too. After your impression. We rung it all out. There might not be a hundredth episode. Yeah, this might be the end. We might jump right to 108. I am too. After your abduction. We rung it all out. There might not be a 100th episode. Yeah, this might be the end.

We might jump right to 108. I think we might got it. Beat it, baby! Oh, shit. Oh, man. Michael Jackson, great pick. Yes, Michael Jackson. To recap, Miel, you went first.

You took Beyonce, Beach House, Blink-182, and Radiohead. I went second. I took Outkast, The Beatles, Sir Elton John, LCD Sound System, and Guns N' Roses. Sean, you went third. You took Hall

and Oates, Beastie Boys, Motley Crue, The Beach Boys, and Stevie Wonder. What a show. That's a dang crew. David, you went last. You took TLC, New Edition, Boys to Men, Casey and JoJo, and Michael Jackson. Performing at the Alameda County Fair, baby.

Sands MJ. Getting free with two Pepsis. Yeah. Dude, I bring six Pepsis. What was that deal at State Fair? Can of corn. A canned vegetable or a Coke or something?

Something like that, yeah. I don't know. Should we even bother naming who we left off? So many people. I mean, everyone in music. No one chose Nirvana. Yeah, it's astonishing.

The single, the solos alone are just like. It was never an LCD. Yeah, I mean, the solos are crazy. Green Day. I had Milli Vanilli, Salt and Pepper.

Metallica's still on there. The Prince. The Bee Gees. Prince, David Bowie. The D.M.C. Whitney Houston. Yo, I want Sebastian Bach, who was on there. The Prince. Prince. David Bowie. William C. Whitney Houston. Yo, I'm Sebastian Bach. Who was on that? Nobody heard Alien Ampharm get slid in there?

Why did you say that? It came from the walls. You didn't hear somebody sneak in and say Alien Ampharm? Who said Alien Ampharm? Which one are you fucking? Oh, God damn it. Yeah, my back is sweat. I did it all. Oh, man.

We really put in work. We did it. Y'all, send us yours on the internet. Seriously. On the information superhighway. Hit the emails. Shout out to everybody. Hit us at allfantasypod on Twitter.

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Yep. Yummy. One of the yummy extras. Oh, goody. Ooh, yummy. Shout out to everyone in the subreddit. Shout out to everyone on twitter on instagram

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