All Fantasy Everything - Black Lives Matter. We're Matching Your Donations

Episode Date: June 4, 2020

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Welcome to what is not an episode of All Fantasy Everything, but featuring all four of your favorite All Fantasy Everything people. I'm here. Marissa is here. Sean is here. David is here. Just going across the top of the Zoom page. Oh, you're a top. You're not a grid guy, huh?

I'm not a grid. I've never been a grid guy. I like to see someone's whole face, you know? Do you have it where they're just flashing when they're talking? So there's like a grid up top and then you fill up the whole page when you talk. So glad we decided to do the pod this week.

Isn't that what you guys wanted? Anyway, that's it. uh tune in again next week for the next month we'll be revealing how we have our zoom set up and that's going to kind of be the whole episode yeah i just got a couple books it's uh i haven't read them but you know well speaking of books david this is the first time that we've looked at each other since I finished the book about the insane clown posse. You can read? Yeah, I can read. You know how many, you know, I don't know how many times I have to say it.

Can you read that? Can you read that? The finger. I'm giving him the finger over Zoom. I am blessed whoever's heart. I got a message not that long ago from someone who's like uh basically empathizing with me and i was like i was like i can read i'm telling you and nothing against anyone who can't it's i understand but i am letting you know i can read and i read an icp book if you ask me what is what will sean

for sure declare on this week's episode of All 30 Everything? I would have said his love for us. Yeah. People's need to stay chill in these trying times. No. I can read. A heartfelt plea to the listeners. plea to the listener the long and the short of it is

we didn't feel no one here is in the spirit to record a fantasy draft of you know things that you call pancakes instead of pancakes you know flapjacks riddle cakes whatever we didn't think that was

none of us were in the mood for that we didn't think that was i none of us were in the mood for that we didn't think it was appropriate silver dollar pancakes i was gonna say currency sometimes i'll just call them like how many for an ipad you know now we're burning now we're burning what is potentially a pretty good topic is it blintz a pancake dude you're asking me those that kind of question yeah i know it's tuesday i'm sorry it's getting there this worked all goddamn day i'm gonna think about if a blintz is a pancake yeah a crate it's a pancake i'm gonna call it um yeah so instead we just kind of wanted to i mean we haven't talked to each other really outside of like some text messages here and there

and then me uh revealing a painful secret about myself that i'm not going to talk about on here just know he has three balls just know that ian and the crash test dummies lead singer go to dinner once in a month and talk about it oh that's the rumor about it. They call their friendship, the six piece. Oh, Sean, we cut you off before you,

how was Juggalo? Was, well, they didn't get into the beef. Well, David was asking earlier if they got into the beef with Eminem and they didn't, they didn't get into any,

I think. Cause they got too much beef. They didn't get into really any of the beef. They got into the beef with eminem yeah and they didn't they didn't get into any i think because they got too much beef they didn't get into really any of the beef they got into the beef with disney that was about it that's a weak beef yeah yeah oh they got into the beef with sharon osborne and that's that's right because david was saying sharon sharon osborne somehow has beef with a lot of rappers i didn't know like cannabis look it up look up the sharon osborne cannabis beef don't at me what's even crazier is like she washed him in the battle rap she let him know that's what's crazy about yeah so we we weren't in the mood we didn't think it was appropriate we'd like well and i don't yeah we we never and i was talking to marissa about this but it's we never like put on a front like if i like the day that my uncle died

we did a show and i was like pretty bummed and you know we talked about it a little bit but like to do one right now would be like a front and faking and that just seems you know nobody i don't think anybody wants to hear any of us sit here and act like we're in an amazing mood and that we're like jovial like yeah granted we're all laughing because look at this guy he reads one book jovial jovial dude what the look at this this is fucking guy you know i don't i don't want to i don't want to college boy over here i don't want to lose this spontaneity that we have in the pejorative commensuration. There they go. Reckonoiter.

Like a toilet paper sailboat. It just all falls apart. Reckonoiter. I did some reconnaissance work earlier. It was all superlative. I didn't... You sound like a backpack rapper. Dude, you remember there was like a five-year period

where you're like, what in the... Who told you those words? That was crazy. Yeah, Reckonnoiter. What does Reckonnoiter mean? That backpack's full of books it's not an aesthetic thing rechnoider is to like scout out basically i think it's a 720 backflip it's yeah dude i feel like it's a it's a radio head song

rex noider dude he was on uh he was on girl from like 91 to 94 rex noiter there was this uh yeah anyway yeah i just uh i feel like you know we don't want to fake anything we can laugh and have fun with each other because i love that we all love each other but it's you know not it'd be weird to sit for two hours and act like we weren't all in a weird space yeah yeah i mean you were in a weird space every time we record because you're in a basement with a wig behind you but like i show the i show the world what's going on in my life and then all they can do is talk about how i look like i'm being held hostage with about 15 pairs of dope shoes by the way so shut your trap a wig and an iMac in there man you're like you're like

you're like an internet essence in 99 I'm buried in my high school's time capsule you're like a time-traveling cam girl Sean Jordan I'm gonna plug that fucking computer in and play whatever it yeah play the one camera girls yeah it yeah yeah i got i can't say anything about i sent marissa a picture of my setup two shoe boxes a hanger and a peapop era made from pantyhose that's what the setup is right here peapop made a pantyhose is one of my favorite non-radio ludicrous songs. Speaking of which, guys, donate this week. That's the first charity. That's the Pea Poppers and Pantyhose.

Pea Poppers for Pantyhose. There's a lot of things you can do with your money. I will say that one's not tax deductible for various reasons we can't get into. Honestly, you might want to put that one on a credit card and forget about it yeah put it put it on a burner credit card which you should make a lot of these reoccurring debt you don't make that one that's why yeah cancel it when you order you know go donate and then cancel possible at all

donate on your burner phone just in case she'll find out she'll go ahead and grab that american express envelope before it gets to the uh kitchen counter uh did we get any mail fuck no we didn't get any mail like you're way too upset about it i'm about to walk down there to the post office and i'm gonna beat the guy's fucking ass why don't we don't get any mail for like three weeks this fucking guy i wouldn't even check what show is that where is it a movie where they just stop getting mail good fellas yeah yeah yeah it's the when he's a kid in goodfellas and he stopped got it got to the point where my mother had to go to the post office just to get the rent or just whatever you're like yeah i wouldn't give it to him either if i was the mail person i I'd be like, yeah. Male person, very nice.

I was going to say, I dropped it in there. It felt casual. I read a very unwoke book recently, so I woke up harder, I think. Do everything they don't. You reconnoitered the whole book. Yeah, the infrastructure was really weird, but, you know, had to do what I had to do. Excellent. Infrastructure week.

Yeah. Ducked. You're obviously, I mean mean you're aware of what's going on and if you know us at all you know we like i don't like i don't even know what to say of this fucking like the fact that white police keep murdering black people and like white people just keep murdering black people in the name of some sort of weird fucking like taking to the street vengeance type shit it's fucking heartbreaking and there's no pretty thing to say about it which is there's just not which brings us to our next point money talks bullshit walks we want to encourage all of you if you have two pennies to rub together uh to give right now because like that's that that's the best thing that's so like that we can do really i mean like there's a lot

of things we can do protesting is very important and like yeah be vocal but and when it's time to vote you know do that too of course like all that stuff is very important. Yeah. We'll talk about that, you know, but yeah. Yeah. Be vocal. Be, just be aware. Don't avoid it. That's. But also just money, man.

Money. Yeah, yeah. Your money. Like, that's immediately, everybody's family needs help. Breonna Taylor's family needs help. George Floyd's family needs help. Money, any type of donate, that's the quickest way to help you know i mean there's a lot yeah a hundred percent that's gonna that's gonna talk faster than do all the other stuff too but if you have money to give

don't do that other stuff in lieu of donating money do it in addition. Uh, and there's, there's, you know, we've, we've posted some stuff that day. This drops on Thursday as a podcast, we're going to be donating, um,

some money to some, some charities. And we're going to ask you all to match us on that or we'll match you or whatever it happens, but we, however you can, however, anything you can do

anything anything for real anything do it you know yeah so we're gonna that's gonna be happening on thursday whenever you hear this please join us in that uh like david said there's there's charities that go directly to brianna taylor's family to george floyd's family. I imagine to Ahmad Arbery's family as well. There are services provided by act blue that if you only have so much money to give and you want to spread it around, it will spread it around for you. Um, you can donate directly to black lives matter on a national level.

You can donate on a local level. If your city has a chapter, uh, you can give money to. And that's all. If you just Google Black Lives Matter, I'm pretty sure that's the first thing that pops up is the site where you can donate.

It's very easy, very user-friendly to go donate. And yeah, you can do that. There's also an email going around that you can... I don't have the link, but you can, it's a formulated email for you where it just, you just have to put your name in certain places and then it will send an email to,

I think the LA police. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Uh, no, I don't, but I'll, I'll try to have a better description. I have seen it floating around and I'll try to link to everything we speak

about in the episode descriptions, all the charities. So if you could donate, it just makes it very easy for you to do what you would want to do it's because i'm not not uh great with words even though i just read a book i'm not the most well spoken and it's hard it's hard for me to put jovial i am jovial i honestly are jovial yeah are you loquacious no one thing I am. Are you loquacious? No, no, I'm not. Wait,

what's loquacious mean? It's not about me. It's about you right now. All right. I'm not the most articulate person. I oftentimes will look to my friends to word things or how they word them. So it's just, it's hard for me to draft,

say like an email or something you can point across. So it's, you know, this is just a good link to get that done for you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Make your voices heard. Yeah, it's not like if you can't give money, give.

There are other ways to help as well. And like, we'll link to that too. The Black Lives Matter national website has great resources for that. Another good charity you can donate to is the NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund, which is like for a long time has been providing like charity and legal aid to people who've been arrested for fucking no reason. So but not no reason because they're black people in America. Anyway, that's what that's what we're going to be doing.

We're going to be donating, and we ask that you do too. It should fucking hurt. It should hurt. I'm going to be giving we don't need to get into specifics, but make it hurt.

Transitioning from, and trying to make the transition from like a fucking full blown like racist police state to something better like racism has never been comfortable for the people who it affects and it's not going to be comfortable to change it either so fucking give like people say give till hurts. That's where you're like, ah, shit, I'm not going to get a new pair of khakis this month. You know, for my people out there who get a new pair of khakis every month. I want you to know I see you. Skip on the khakis this month.

I don't like trying to be funny about it, but like, just like. Just give. Just do what you can. Just give and try to put yourself in the i mean if you can't put yourself in the position just try to think about what matters for real you know and this is this is what matters it needs to be addressed and we need to be aware of what's going on and do what you can to help yeah who do you want to look back on in 10 years you know yeah when you when you think about who you were 10 years ago in 10 years

what do you want to look back on i am talking a lot because i am uncomfortable and that's what i do when i talk well and you're the good i've i've asked you before like hey word something for me i've done i've done it before yeah however serious we are it's you know the point is you know this isn't the week to do a podcast this is a week where there's very there's always more important things going on but right now specifically there's a very very very important thing going on so that's what everybody should be focused on now we're gonna draft other things to focus on uh You made it this far into the podcast, so play rock, paper, scissors. We're not.

We're not going to draft anything. I don't really know what else to say. On Thursday, please join us in giving to these organizations and keep it going after that. You know what I mean? Like this isn't a give once and it's going to be fixed. This is like it's going to be a – I don't know. You know, be in there for the long haul.

I wish I had more inspiring words. I don't know. I mean, that's the point. Like, you know, give what you can. That is what we're here to say this Thursday. Yeah. I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had too much coffee too recently. I have to pee. I'm sweating. I have been trying to not drink as much coffee.

That's like the one of the things. So I'm working on that. So I only had one cup and check it out. Cream soda. So. Hey. Yeah. I i'm out looks like piss it looks like that super dehydrated that like that i've been drinking coffee all day piss it looks like the drive home from vegas piss you know like oh i've done that drive with you guys a couple of times. Your penis coughs a couple of times first. It just leans out of your pants and goes, oh, God.

How much longer? You're like five hours. Your dick's like, we were at the Cosmo last night. And you're like, yeah, you don't remember. Yeah, that's why you have a stamp. Yeah. Any anything else anybody wants to say before we get out of here much love stay safe if you are protesting in a large city be protected they're you know like

these rubber bolts really hurt and they've like blinded some people so if you're gonna be in any active um police area just please be careful be careful and protest safely yeah yeah i mean i love you all to pieces and people i think the listener should also know that marissa is wearing a hat that just says podcasting while we record this it's also by the way it's got velcro letters on it yeah oh no shit yeah so i can make it say anything I want, which is cool. Oh, and you just put a little knot on there as soon as this is over? Knot casting or knot podcasting? Knot podcasting. Knot casting is good, too, though.

That's my other podcast. I just talk about knots. I have a lot of big figures in the knot community come on. Sure. You talk about slip knots a lot on there don't you that's how you sneak it in that's right I felt the air rise up in me

slip knot lyric yeah man you know also we know that like everyone listening isn't just like white person, too. So sorry to be a white person explaining how important it is to give back to people who fucking already know that. Yeah.

Yeah, sorry about that. But we love you all. It's not like you fucking give us so much. We love you, and we hoping like we know how generous everyone who listens to this is we know how like cool you are so let's like keep that energy going and let's show up this is i mean the reason we you know us doing this is the reason that i get to give so it means the world to me and i'll happily give what I can. So yeah, do the same.

If you can, if you can't do anything, you can, anything's going to help, but you know, most importantly, try to donate. Yep.

All right. Yeah. All right. I love all of you. I love all of you. I love you too. And we'll, we'll,

we'll, we'll talk soon. Yeah. Marissa can put her hat back on and we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll talk soon.