All Fantasy Everything - Chases (w/ Brent Gill, Geoffrey Tice, David Gborie. Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

We're all just chasing the weekend anyway so figured we'd start ya off right. Make sure you stay close! The GVG goes fast! The Bolivian government had no comment on Ian's whereabouts.   Guests:    Brent Gill: @iambrentgill IG: @iambrentgill Geoffrey Tice: @geoffreytice IG: @geoffreytice Podcast: Grid Penalty: A Formula 1 Podcast   Support the show! Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for ad-free episodes, mailbags, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.    Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media: Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan David Gborie IG: @Coolguyjokes87 Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.Mel Show Email: [e-mail] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Fictional, nonfiction, whatever. Any kind of chase you got, we're drafting it because things like to be chased. It's fun. We like talking about it. Joining us for this draft are none other than Brent Gill and Jeff Tice. Brent is a hilarious comedian living in Denver, Colorado,

co-host of Faded Denver with the one David Borey. You can catch him all over town and touring nationally. Jeff Tice also joining us, amazing comedian, also based out of Denver, traveling all over town and touring nationally. Jeff Tice, also joining us, amazing comedian, also based out of Denver, traveling all over the place. Jeff, also a phenomenal artist. You can see his artwork on numerous show flyers. He's done flyers for all Fantasy Everything. He's done album covers for so many comics.

He's done an album cover for a rap song that I did, and we just love him. We're thrilled to have him on the show. Joining us, as always, is David Borey. I am Sean Jordan. Your normal host, Ian Carmel, firmly entrenched in Bolivian soil as we speak. We'll have him back soon,

but until then, roll that theme music. Welcome to All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that just snaked the fuck out of your heart. You screwed up. Because I'm a big dog, and I'm about to eat. Woof, woof, woof, bow, wow, wow. Oh, my God. I'm in the yard. What do I do? I'm off the porch.

I don't know what to do. I'm off the porch. I'm off the porch. I'm off the porch. You just proved you can't run with me. That's it. Hey, I'm David Borey. We got Sean Jordan in the house, as always, comedian, writer, lover.

I'm the worst writer. I appreciate it, man, but I ain't a writer. I'm the worst writer i appreciate it man but i ain't a writer i'm a writer yeah i'm a writer i got i got clawed up i got a claw you got a white claw right now i love it going to a two-year-old birthday party after this that's why i got the short sleeve button up on man it's a uniform yeah it's always breast to prep breast it's always best to prep for a two-year-old's birthday party with malt liquor. I've found. That's what this is, by the way.

Nobody's saying it, but it is. It is, for sure. Everybody thinks it's classier. It ain't. No, it's fucking Crooked Eye is all it is. It's just Crooked Eye. No, it tastes better. Crooked Eye tastes like you left it out for a few days.

It does. Brent, Jeff, you can talk whenever you want. You ever had Crooked Eye? Oh, okay. What's up, boys? We're here. We're joined by uh brent gill and jeff tice we'll talk about them in a second but they both two amazing comedians i'm also the host of the new formula one podcast grid penalty get that anywhere you can very fun most recent episode featuring a voice you might know a guy you might like a guy you might like a guy you

might love oh man you guys got john krasinski on there we did dude jack reacher himself it was a hard pull i called jack reach around these nuts damn nobody's safe not even buff krasinski david's out here sticking it to everybody i'll put him in in a toilet. Well, yeah, let's go. David Borey, not on Twitter. Coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. How you living, Playboy? You good? I'm good.

Like I told you in the last 24 hours, both of my meals that I've eaten came from the Salt Lake City Airport. Yeah. Thank you for all the fans that came out to Montana. It was really a good time, the rowdy ass second show yeah batman montana gets it done they were they were having they had a couple they had a couple it was fun and then uh if you want to come out and see me july 7th and 8th i will be at the dallas comedy house uh july 12th through 16th i will be at at Rumors Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba, featuring Claire O'Kane. You guys love her.

Nice. Love me some Claire. Yeah, she's fantastic. July 21st through the 23rd, I'm going to be at the DC Improv Lounge. Come out to that. And if you have HBO, watch me on season two episode six of pause with sam jay yeah yes yeah that was a good that was a good uh a good day that was a good little run right yeah i'm swinging and banging sick man everything good you good you chilling yeah i'm in the zone

good what did you eat at the airport? All I'm doing is stuff. On it from Joe Rogan. He just ate just brain supplements. Yeah, just alpha brain. Just alpha brain. I just crammed alpha brain while I fucking typed out my set. I think it's illegal to cram alpha brain in Utah, isn't it? Yeah.

Not anally. You got to do 3-2 alpha brain? Yeah. You can only get it on Monday through Saturday, though. You got to do 3-2 alpha brain. Yeah. You can only get it on Monday through Saturday, though. You got to plan ahead. My buddy got cut off. He was at a bar in Utah, and he was trying to get a drink. And he moves sometimes, just dances a little bit.

And the bartender was like, you're cut off. And he's like, why? And she said he was moving around too funky. He's like, what is this, fucking Footloose? Give me a beer. That's hilarious. It didn't work. Theyose? Give me a beer. That's hilarious. It didn't work. They didn't give him a beer.

They kept kicking him out. Pray it didn't help that he said fucking Footloose. And they're like, all right, you're out. This is a family establishment. I thought that was an Illinois movie. You can't say fuck. Well, you can't dance in Footloose. I don't think dancing was illegal.

And he was dancing at the bar. Anyway, yeah, man mean you got a lot of shit coming up i'm happy that's it's fun to be i know it's busy like but it's fun to be working you know because like think about those times when you weren't it's dope yeah yeah i ate i ate all kinds of other places then uh also joining us we have uh brent gill the hilarious brent gill i am brent g on Twitter, though not using it a ton. More of an Instagram guy, as it says on Twitter bio. I am Brent Gill on Instagram.

How you living, Playboy? Really good, actually. It's been a fun week for me, personally. It's been a really fun time. Yeah, I'm pretty happy. Me and David got ripped roaring high a couple days ago. I'll buy that. Yeah, I know.

My weed ruins David's life. It's very weird. I'd only like to smoke it at the end of the day. I've never seen David not be able to handle that. Oh, he goes down hard. Yeah, it's like, it's pretty bad. No, I've never seen it in my life. Was that the day I was with you guys?

Yeah, after that. We went and got a steak dinner. Because you guys pulled it out. I was like, I have to leave. Jeff was like, I have a... And then we busted off the weed. Jeff's like, I have a kid coming. I can't eat by this.

I can't handle that. Well, that's sick, man. And when... Now, David and Brent host Fader together. When's the next faded out of curiosity july 15th uh it will be solo a la gill because david is terrible at planning uh listen where are you going to be in august exactly i'll be headlining thank you for bringing it up i'll be headlining the warren center in keystone colorado that's a great... Not Nick Fader. Good point. Good point.

Coming for me? I'm on 10 right now. 10 free meals at the Salt Lake City airport? Oh, no. They cost. What? You didn't eat at the Sky Club?

No, because the Sky Club is... Yeah, it's good, but it's not like... I wanted like a real sandwich. I wouldn't know i'm not allowed in there anymore as lunch yeah yeah yeah brandt can't go to the sky club i actually called him from the sky club it really pissed me off i was like all right david fuck off no i'm so mad i'm so mad american express canceled me for life for like for life for the rest of my

existence my social security number can never get a credit card through American Express. It's fun to make it sound like it was their fault. That is the funniest part. Except your artless-ass wall-haven self-help. I got three stooges over here to the left. It's fine.

The guy got a hit into the left of me. Go see Faded July 15th in Denver Solo Aguil Sans Abori and yeah that's sick I got more shows too

hit him up let him hit the lids I got if you're in California I'll be headlining the lobby in Riverside on Wednesday June 29th. You can catch me in San... No, this episode comes out after that, sir. This episode comes out after that.

Leave that all in, please. Oh, leave it in for sure. David almost spit his water up. Thank you, Marissa. Appreciate that. Don't try to shoot another jump shot while Marissa's guarding you, dude. That was, she's fucking stuffed, dude. She's fucking stuffed.

She came out fast. Hey, idiot, it's to 30 if this comes out. Did you read the email, you fucking loser? I love it. All right, how about this? I'll be headlining in Steamboat, Colorado on August 26th and 27th. That's a long time from now. And a place called smiggety okay fucking a guys what do you want me to do here david's the one that said let you get your licks july 7th you can catch me in santa monica at the crow how about that the crow comedy club in santa

monica every sunday in boulder for sure what was the made-up cut? By the way, that show is ill, dude. I did it last time I was back, and truth be told, I almost bailed on you. Thank you. I had a weekend, but then Brent was like, I need you again. I was like, all right. But it was so fun, man. I don't know how you do those shows, but there were like 250 people there. It was great.

Well, thank you. Nine years. I've been doing that great well thank you nine years i've been doing that show every week for nine years it's where we just met uh and you sight unseen i'd never met you before i somebody somebody put us in touch but you it was like back in the day when not a lot of shows were paying right put me up you paid me you had a dope crowd there you gave me dinner i think it was sick man oh hell yeah dude you know what you're dope thanks buddy thanks man i appreciate it i mean i decided that a while ago i'm just letting you know i always knew you were dope when you came clean to me about your uh previous love of icp so that's nothing previous about it yeah pretty current yeah that wasn't like

did did me and you go to Fort Collins? Is Fort Collins the one that's south? The kind of gnarlier? No. What's south of Denver? Colorado Springs? Colorado Springs. A little bit gnarlier where they had the weed show.

Oh, the dab lounge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one with a raccoon in the showroom? Jesus. That place sucked. I went down there, and sometimes I say I'm an ICP fan, but I'm not an active, you know what I mean? I'm not riding for them.

They're hilarious, and I know they're not bad dudes, but I was with a few dudes who were hatchet tattooed, asking me questions kind of stuff, and I was like, man, I better get these right, I think. You know what I mean? You have that vibe where I was like, I should know a little bit what i'm talking about with these fellas um anyway uh yeah what was that show in august though the club you were talking about what's

the name of the club uh it's it's called schmiggety's yeah there we go i want to hear the full name yeah schmiggety's we're gonna be at schmiggety's made up comedy club when in august yes uh august 26th and 27th at the made up schmiggety club i feel like schmiggety's made-up comedy club when in august yes uh august 26th and 27th at the made-up schmiggety club i feel like schmiggety is just a sound you make when you sneeze and shit yourself at the same time yeah oh god uh-oh like that's what i feel like schmiggety is it's very weird yeah i've gotten into some schmiggety before in denver i bet i've gotten in i've gotten deep in the schmiggety i hope you wore a condom, especially these days. No, man. Snip, snip. Carefree. Oh, that's right.

That's right. I thought of you because I've seen a lot of vasectomy talk lately. Yeah. Because we're blowing it. I'll tell you, man. I know that you guys are giving me shit, but it's like the smallest thing we can do. Go do it. Not mine. Mine's very

mediocre. Yeah, they're going to need garden shears for David, but they can still get it done bring out the chainsaw doggy they're gonna need the force to get some force lightning to cut yours it'll be gnarly anyway go do it i even got a little infection it was still worth it all right all right let's just let you know i could have left that one out for sure you didn't have to tell anybody i Yes, I do. I feel like it's the tiniest thing we can do, but yes, I do. Go get it done. If you're thinking about it, stop thinking about it. Go do it. Anyway, also joining us, a very fertile young man.

Not infected. As far as we know. Oh, dude. When I was going up to Doe the other night, it's a show in Portland, but I was walking up and I had told Shane Brennan about that, this little infection. So i came up and he's like how they doing baby and i go up and i was like i'm all good man and then i said what's up to my friend lance but as after i said what's up to shane i go no infection and then right when i leaned in to shake lance's

hand and i was like that's a weird thing i said just before i shook your hand i say no infection was it bags because i can feel him pulling his hand away. He would have ran away. It was Sir Lance. It was Armstrong. It was Sir Lance. Jeff Tice coming to us. Jeff Tice wrote it down. Is it cross-platforms?

Jeff Tice on IG and Twitter. That's G-E-O-F-F-R-E-Y. It's the wrong way. It's Jeff the wrong way. Yeah, I'm on Twitter. I went viral like a week ago and it sucked. I hated it so much. People were mean.

All you got to do is drink a charcoal shake now. You can get rid of that shit. Quick. Yeah. It's just like an infection. You just shake it off. Yeah.

But yeah, you can find me all over social media. Honestly, it's pretty mediocre takes on Twitter, jokes, and then just artwork non-stop artwork that's really all it was uh what'd you go viral for uh i made a joke so so i do have

a child on the way in september and uh i'm very excited we're having and so the tweet was something uh i literally muted it and then never reopened it i don't even know it word for word right now uh but it was we're having a little girl and everyone keeps asking us if we're having like what the sex is and i keep saying we're having a woman and everyone hates that and so just that's a joke i've been doing and that's really my stand-up oh cool well i'm gonna delete it right now that's no no no no no no no but it's funny because we named her maxine and uh everyone's like is it a boy or girl i'm like it's a woman oh that's it maxine well you can have 80 000 likes and also i won't do it ever again don't you dare delete that well it's also funny too because um

uh matt bronger commented immediately as well and he was like oh we call our little girl a little woman as well and so yeah and then also some guy like tagged or tweeted, uh, and replied with like a Doonesbury comic from like 1973. And it was like the same joke. And I was like, all right, man, I'm just,

I'm, I'm, I tweeted while driving. I'm literally like, it's funny when people come for you like that. We're like, Hey, steal jokes.

You're going to hit 73. Doonesbury. If that's, if that's where you're gonna steal jokes you're gonna hit 73 dunesberry if that's if that's where you're stealing jokes he should have fucking left you alone because you worked hard for that yeah i wanted to reply i didn't reply to anyone but i wanted to reply back i was like this is way more embarrassing than me biting someone's material someone so bad over something so skimpy and you're like obviously i you know if you if you've never heard some something then it's not stolen there's so much like no one's ever talked about dating before and you're having a kid boy we're gonna have a lot of the same shit you know what i mean it's just how it goes pretty close so uh congrats me i didn't

know that hey thanks if you have any questions i myself have a year old daughter right now she's born on 69 so that's the material that you can't steal unless your daughter has to be born on a magical day let's just say if you have questions don't call sean i'm pretty sure he's not i'm excited did you say i'm infected what did you what'd you say well i was but i'm not anymore okay that's what they all say yeah yeah no Yeah, no, maybe girl, I'm clean. Jeff, where can the people see you? Point them towards stuff. You got a page for artwork

out the coast coming up? So you can catch me in Denver at the Boulder Comedy Show. I host that when Brent's out of town, especially when he's- That's actually in Boulder? When he's in Keystone

or when he's at Schmitty, Schmitty-gees. Schmitty! Schmitty! Whatever he's- Schmitty's Jackoff Boil. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but whatever he's not at the salt lake airport jack off boil jesus christ yeah but uh i i also you can catch me at comedy works uh in denver i uh david david and i are now uh that's right we got promoted we are both paid regulars uh as of this week so that's exciting hey baby that's right

that's super that's a big thing yeah but that's tequila sodas oh we definitely had yeah it was a good time and so i'm happy for you both that's great i appreciate it so yeah you can see me there and then uh the only show really you should come see uh the alamo draft house wednesday july 27th it's uh about a month away in uh denver yeah the alamo draft house i'll be headlining there. Other than that, just be around. Yell at me on the internet. Do whatever you want. I'm around. Illmatic, my friend. That's sick. The kangaroo killer.

I'm Sean Jordan. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram. Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Irish. Is this a potato? Let's make liquor out of it anyways huh see i thought you were gonna do one of the jewish ones i was like i was ready to cut it the only thing if you cut this whole

episode leave up that one part where you dunked on brett other than that yeah this can all go everyone loves to see brink get dunked on though though. It's really weird. It's a weird phenomena. I think it's because you have a life that seems so much greater than what you deserve. You're just constantly gallivanting. I got six cars and I'm on Medicaid and shit. Yeah, you're constantly gallivanting in your race cars by the beach. And everybody's like, what does he do, David? I host the show.

What does he do? Where are you? Yeah, what does he do? What does he host the show. What does he do? Where are you? What does he do? He's in Yuma, Arizona with like two hot old ladies. I like some old. Come on. Only thing I want to point people towards is that so we have First Faded coming up in Portland.

That's sold out, though. Holler at your boy. We might open more tickets up. That'll be happening this evening when this comes out. Is that Jamel? No, the next Faded, July 25th. That's going to be... Is it July?

Oh, July 28th. Sorry. That's going to be Jamel Johnson. Are you guys going weekly? No, monthly. So we have a show every week. Oh, that's a better call. Yeah.

And then it's the last Thursday of every month. But next one we're releasing tickets for is July 25th, Jamel Johnson. Tickets will go on sale probably the day after this Faded is done. And Jamel is a perfect comedian. Everything out of his mouth is funny. So funny. I mean, it's crazy. We're going to sell 75 tickets for sure.

Get them as soon as they go up. We're trying to figure out a way to sell more, but we want to make sure everybody has seats and they're comfy and all that. So, yeah. Other than that, listen to the watch the late late show with james corden listen to all fantasy everything um ian's in bolivia europe right now oh yeah wait is bolivia in europe i thought do we talk about bolivia's bolivia's in europe he's gone he's in a steakhouse in bolivia called europe and

it's just facing europe and that's that's why they call it that yeah um now not only are we gathered here to talk about where Ian may or may not be it's Bolivia for sure but may or may not be but he's definitely in Bolivia uh but we are gathered here to draft chases ooh correct are we doing chase scenes or chases chases chases so I was talking all that big shit on the text thread like i knew some non-fiction chases like four by the way i've got a pretty fun list of real life chases well these can't be like somebody chasing you out of schmiggety's because you took their tacos off their plate no i i yeah they're it's chases we were going to do fictional vehicles we realized late last night that we've already done vehicles yeah yeah but it's crazy you know i had like submarine number

one dude i yeah it's a good one same ish thing but like i had the hillbilly truck the uh yeah i was gonna ask each of you for like one pick so brent you would have picked the hillbilly truck what would have been your number one pick for escape vehicles? That Malaysian flight that went... That's just gone? Yeah, it's the ultimate escape. That's a good call. Yeah, that's probably it. Yeah.

Well, we figured it was a mite too close to what we were going to do. So we changed... Oh, David went dark. So we changed it to chases. We're going to do fictional chases and then we decided just to do chases in general because there's a handful of real ones that are fun I imagine it's going to be mostly

fictional and but then some real chases so as well now to determine the order of this draft we are going to play a rollicking game of rock paper scissors played between the three of you. We'll go on shoot.

You ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. David wins. Odd person out. Wait, how did David win? He was paper. Yeah, he was the odd person out. Two scissors. It's like you guys host. Oh, we didn't even

talk about the podcast. I'm sorry. I didn't talk about your... That's me. It's like you guys host. Oh, we didn't even talk about the podcast. I'm sorry. I didn't talk about your... That's me. I blew it as a host. David's going to choose the order, but before we do that, you two have a podcast together. I mean, we also both had chances to promote it and just were like...

It's called Grid Penalty. It's a Formula One podcast. Just sprinkle in a little bit. Brett was like, come to Hannity's poop house or whatever the fuck it's called grid penalty it's a formula one podcast just tell sprinkle in a little bit it was like come to hannity's poop house or whatever sprinkle in a little bit let us know so it's a formula one podcast uh it's called the formula one podcast for everything for everyone it's all fantasy formula one everything yeah and uh brent and i are huge formula one fans and we just needed a place to talk about it, make jokes, and just enjoy talking about Formula One. So if you like Formula One, if you like jokes, you like comedy,

it's laid back. We just like to have fun. We're not super technical about things. It's not a lot of tech talk. Truly, we are trying to appeal to everybody, because if you want tech talk, if you want to learn about the aerodynamics and all that shit, then listen to those boring old Englishmen that talk about it it we old englishmen yeah yeah i'm a mickey's guy

myself i have an old englishman gold darn it in a while oh yeah listen to that podcast yeah yeah it's a fun time dope i apologize for not doing that i was a hit we did yeah yeah we try to keep our episodes like 45 minutes. It's pretty digestible. Can't wait. I'm trying. I'm trying to motor through. We have these grandiose ideas, and we're going to do a shorter one. But y'all are just so dope.

Let's just keep it to 90 minutes, and then it's fucking two and a half. Three hours later, you're like, all right, I think we should wrap this up now. It's just so fun talking to everybody. All right. My ass falls asleep so many times when we do this podcast uh it's because you're sitting in a camping chair david you're in your home okay why are you giving up the game don't tell them get a better chair as the odd person out it is up to up to you to determine

the order of the draft i will remind however, it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? Oh, please. Jeff, do you know what a serpentine draft is? Would you like to explain it to anybody? I can definitely give it a shot to explain. Let's say you're on a piano. I feel like you've probably done this one.

You're on a piano, and you start all the way on the left side, and you hit the key on the left, and then you rattle all the way to the right side, and then you tap it one more time, and then you rattle it all the way back to the left, and it's just kind of back and forth just like that. You just left and right, back and forth, and you kind of stop on each end for a moment.

That's as best you're going to get. What a convoluted answer. That basically what it means someone who's been here for 200 episodes it was pretty good sweet if you go fourth on the first round you go first in the second round got it now david that being said what will the order of this chase's draft be i have to go first because i think that mine's gonna get taken i want to go first well I think that mine's going to get taken. I want to go first. Sorry, man. You chose to steer the ship. That's what happens. You sneaked it from me. You started the show.

Who knows? This thing's off the rails already. Man, that was a good snaking, though. If you guys had heard the preamble... You snaked me, Marissa dunked on Brent. I don't know what's going on. It's all happening. I'm going to go David. I'm going to go Tice. I'm going to go David. I'm going to go Tice. I'm going to go Sean. I'm going to go Brent. Wow. Okay. David, Jeff.

Right? So it's David, Jeff, me, Brent. Oh, boy. Sweet. I'm glad I got backups. Ah, but you don't forget you get the double down. Uh, what? You get to pick twice oh no no i know that but i meant just for the for the you didn't understand my didn't understand my cool explanation

your piano explanation no you fucking art major i did not jesus christ terrible insult yeah order the draft all knocked out. Sparking us off this, sparking the bowl will be David. Before we get to that first pick, David, however, why did I say however? Before we get to the first pick, shit, we will get to the first pick

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We're here. We're going to make some draft picks because that's the point of this podcast. I love it. Yeah, man. I love it, man. I think you're doing good. Unbutton. I should take another button down.

Is that what you said? Yes. 100%. Get your inner Harry Higgs out. Don't knock over the barbecue. It's already knocked over, so I can't knock it over twice. I'm out here. This is how I'm going to remember you forever.

I'm going to take my shirt off, I think. I'm surprised you have one on. I'm in underwear right now. I have no pants on. I'm not going to, but I'm leaning back enough. Please don't pop a ball out. All right, David, hit us with the first draft pick in the Chase's gonna no but i'm leaning back enough maybe you can please don't pop a ball out all right uh david hit us with the first draft pick in the chases all fantasy everything draft what do you got

i'm doing uh ferris bueller running home oh good one good one yeah yeah i had to get it first iconic all the stuff happens babes in the backyard yeah do you guys remember that being a twix commercial that song no i don't it used to be in a twix commercial i just nobody remembers that i but anyway uh yeah man that is a fantastic fantastic chase scene it's got everything you want it goes through all the elements it's like also you know as a kid it's like getting chased getting chased home because your parents are coming home that's the one you know that's the one like did you guys ever have to get home and like intercept a report card it wasn't a report card but yes i did have to intercept some shit for sure i tried i never did uh anytime i had like a a crazy scheme like that that's all it ended up being

was a scheme i never succeeded in any of that shit no art school was pretty easy so i didn't what's your favorite part of the like when he's getting chased home what's your favorite part the babes running past the baby i feel like that's everybody's just so the 80s like oh no everything's terrible i'm gonna get in trouble wait sex he just stops he goes oh hello ferris formal handshake the formal handshake also The formal handshake. Also, yeah, the least sexy greeting. Hello, Ferris Bueller, Champaign, Indiana. Pleasure to meet you. Yeah.

Dude, Ferris was, that chase, it kind of was the sandlot. It kind of reminded me of that. Don't say other chases, though. I also remembered this now after I said it out loud and blew it completely on the first one. We all forgot what you said. Good. But, yeah, I'm just going to stop. I already blew it. Where does the chase start for Ferris getting home?

I think it's his sister's season. Like, he's crossing the street, right, in his sister's season. Yeah, they lock eyes, and then he just bolts, and then she's driving. She's like, I knew it. Because she just got picked up from jail, right? Where Charlie Sheen's trying to get it. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Yeah, you know a lot about this chase scene.

I'm like trying to run it through my head. I was like, I remember going over the fence in the backyards. I remember the women, for sure. Mom picks her up from jail. She's all punch drunk because she's hitting on Charlie Sheen and then she like trips down the stairs.

They get in the whip and then she sees Ferris, I think walking home or something. They lock lock eyes she sees him in the crosswalk yeah mom's papers go flying and that's why mom's looking down and she's looking at ferris and then she just peels out mom goes flying back that's right i have it up and there's the close up of both their eyes like squinting at each other like yeah yeah I feel like running through yards was always I feel like kids don't maybe they do maybe they still do that we used to do it all the time like cut through and run through yards and shit how fun are the kids still doing that you think no because people have a lot of guns now so I don't

think that doesn't really happen much anymore I think like some of this shit we used to go hot fences and yeah I'd just be in people's yards and shit and now i would you know what that's terrifying to think about because people yeah imagine swimming in a stranger's pool today oh i don't know if i ever did that uh we snuck into like city pools i think or but i don't know sneaking into city pools at night is one of the best things you could ever do yeah yeah hammered as a youth we saw kids and then we would do it things you could ever do. Yeah. Hammer it as a youth. We saw kids, and then we would do it after kids because they do it. I've snuck into apartment pools.

Oh, totally. Okay. That's nice. I remember when I figured out, oh, you can just go to a hotel pool. They're not going to do anything. You can just go to it at pretty much any time of any day. That's what I do for breakfast is I just go to hotels pretty much any time of any day that's what i do for breakfast is i just go to hotels you can't just show up between 6 and 10 a.m and uh and i'm like just yeah yeah 1409 just

every day that's what david and salt lake twice well and now with people having the the ring camera i feel like if you start doing that you're just going to be on camera every house every other house and so yeah you probably can't get away with it as much as we could everybody's gonna see you on reddit just like on the next door app just getting roasted yeah uh yeah that's fantastic ferris bueller that's a good one home and he's wearing that sweater vest isn't he he's wearing like a vest of some sort yeah he's got the cheat the leopard print right he's wearing it all day i mean that's because when he sings twist and shout which by the way i used to think that was really matthew broderick singing i didn't even know who the beatles were i don't think when i saw

ferris bueller so was it not you like here's the beatles you're like is matthew broderick part of the beatles is that yeah he could have been to me i don't know to me he was ferris bueller i didn't even know who matthew broderick was so he was the real stifler type character of that era you know he was always ferris yeah but he was always ferris stifler was a cretin don't talk about my man sf that would be your man of course that's your man guy but when i am on twitter it's came for stiff it makes sense now because the stiff meister is very similar to the gildozer you refer to yourself if any of you out there listening get a chance to meet the gildozer in any capacity meet the gildozer it's a it's a good time i've met the gildozer it's a good time yeah the gildozer is not allowed in the salt lake city

airport for sure no no no oh i'm sorry does the gildozer give a fuck no never has you're gonna throw me out i'm gonna land land my own plane yeah american express did yeah they got me yeah they got ferris bueller sparking it off jeff what do you got first pick okay my first pick i have a couple movies but then i kind of went a little weirder with it too so i think i'll start a little bit more iconic with my first pick uh from a movie the chase scene that i think i got the most excited about as a kid was uh the speeder bike chase scene from Return of the Jedi. Oh, that's a good one. Because I had never seen

anything like that in my life. I wanted those bikes so bad. And they're going through the woods. Yeah, they're through the forest of Endor. Is that one with Ewoks too, right? Yeah, it's with the Ewoks. That's the planet where the Ewoks live. And a lot of like, it's Luke and Leia and they're chasing the stormtroopers it was the

first time we had seen those new return of the jedi like forest indoor stormtroopers with a different outfit and like i re-watched it and it's so funny like the special effects are close enough to holding up but it is so much of like you know classic bumping each other on the side jumping over and then shooting so i just that's funny because they star wars was all practical effects right yeah yeah yeah which is so badass now yeah you know what i mean like the best way because like we we came up in that whole era where like every all the special effects from like 98 to 03 are kind of bad right yeah totally oh yeah deep blue sea yeah oh man when they were just

figuring out and they were like a little they were a little too ahead of themselves on what they thought was dope it was like we can't do everything with the computer yet yeah but they thought they could yeah and they did and there's a few movies like um it might even get brought up later but there's one of one of the matrix movies where he's fighting. He's fighting like the million agent Smiths or whatever. Yeah. And you're like, it's not a chase scene, but in what I'm talking about, where he's just fighting,

you're like, that looks like a piece of computer clay. I mean, it's crazy. It's so bad looking. Yeah. But at the time they were like, yeah, boy, that's Neo, I'll be damned if it's not. Send it out to the world. They thought it looked so good.

Anytime they did like smoke or mist it looked so bad like they just have it they didn't have the the the gpu to render that much volume for the smoke so it always looked so bad but yeah what does gpu mean brent you got it graphic processing unit yeah it's just the power of your computer no of your graphics processor because you have a computing processor you have a cpu and a gpu whoa gpus for special effects yeah we just lost we just lost every person and mining bitcoin so you could do it for that too you could use gpu for mining bitcoin and make no money oh yeah or lose all of it like i did like a fucking idiot gildozer yep this is this is actually what we do on our formula one podcast we just yell about that scene on endor is so sick those speeders are oh they're so i wanted one of those so bad

growing up too like i i wanted like i I wanted motorcycles, but because of that, that's what I wanted. It was like a floating Sea-Doo with guns on it. It's like a jet ski that you don't need water for. Yeah, I wanted it. And it had a gun. That's amazing. Yep, that's it. And they look fairly easy to steer.

I mean, it didn't look that hard. No, I think you just got to put your body into it. You know, that's really all it is. I don't know if you guys don't remember, but a lot of people run into trees and blow up. Well, but they were less skilled. They didn't have the force with them. All right, David?

They didn't have the force. Yeah. Sick, yeah. I love it. That's in Jedi. Is it me? It's you. I'm going i'm going are you writing these down i am writing them down i'm doing okay trying to do my job our job it's hard because then i got

to put the mic down and write them down and it looks like i'm not engaged so i hope you don't think i'm not i'm just writing down i've always thought you weren't engaged uh just throughout life straight from single to being married man i don't fuck around with small talk. I am going real life on my first one. I'm going Super Bowl 27. We've talked about this before, but it's probably my favorite chase that's ever happened. It's when Don Beebe chases down Leon Lapp before he's at like the five yard line

when the Cowboys are about to score in Super Bowl 27 just at the end of the game. And Don Beebe chases him down and smacks the ball out of his hand. Do you remember that? Yep. We looked it up today. The Cowboys are up 57-10, or 50-17 or some shit, and Leon Lett

got a fumble recovery and was running it back, which would have been so dope. Who doesn't want a defensive lineman to score? Of course. See, if a dude run like that, that's my favorite. Didn't he start celebrating? He did. He's not fat, by the way. He's faster than all of us.

You could be fat and faster than all of us. You don't know how fast I am. We do. No, you're right. I don't. Yeah, we definitely do. I do not. No, he didn't even stop.

He just had the ball out like he was so stoked he was going to get a touchdown in the Super Bowl. He put his hands out, and Don Beebe just wasn't having it. Smacked it out of his hands when he was inches from the goal line. And then Don Beebe just rolls away and he didn't even celebrate because the Bills were still down by like 30 some points. He was just not having that touchdown happen. Not again.

Yeah. And it's just you see him, he's just like, God damn it, dude. And I found a few things out. So if he would have scored that that at that time would have been the highest scoring super bowl so like there were a few things he would have had the longest fumble return in super bowl history at that time oh there were some records he would have set but just the chase and just the attitude of don bb being like no no i already lost i have to go home losing And I think that was like their fourth in a row

that they lost or some shit. Buffalo lost a ton in the 90s. Yeah, that was kind of their MO. I think it's still their MO, to be honest. Yeah. That was tough, man. To lose in four in a row. Like the Giants, Giants, Cowboys, Cowboys,

or some shit. Anyway, Don Beebe chasing down Leon Lett, to me, just a perfect real life. That's really great. That also makes me happy because I have a couple more in this world that I wasn't sure if they were going to fly. So I'm pumped for the rest of this draft. I don't know what that just meant.

What world? Just in the sports world, a little bit in that area. So this is perfect. I think pretty loose, you know? I'm about to get real loose with it. So that's great. So yeah, Don B.B. Chase, now Leon Lett.

Now I'm going to throw it to the Gildozer for your first and then second pick, as it is the Serpentine Draft, my friend. Yeah. So to keep in theme here with football, I had to go quite literal first. The OJ Simpson chase was so much, just as a car guy, I love Broncos.

That dude fucking. What a crazy, what a crazy. You are nuts. That's so insane that you said that. That's what you, I love Broncos. That's what you took from that? As a car guy, I love Broncos? I've never heard anybody even kind of have that take on that.

That is so nuts. Oh, dude. It was wild, man. I mean, you know I love a Bronco. As a car guy. I got to pick. Yeah, the murder wife thing. You know, that happened.

You were like 10. Dude, I remember it. It's glued. It's ingrained in my brain. It is always there, that white Bronco rolling through at slow speeds. Man. And the fact that he kept that brand. I mean, they had to shut down the Bronco making.

Like, they couldn't make Broncos anymore for, what, 50 years? And then all of a sudden, like, all right, I think enough time has passed for us to bring back the Bronco making, like they couldn't make Broncos anymore for what, 50 years. And then all of a sudden like, all right, I think enough time has passed for us to bring back the Bronco again. And everyone, they just, I don't know if you knew this. No,

no white Broncos are sold anymore. I don't know if you knew that. No. Yeah. I told you, you know, I told you there was that guy in my neighbor, in both of our neighborhoods,

Brent in California, who had the like, the white replica, thej bronco yeah damn another crazy mood that's a wild shit so when when i first got to la my now wife was visiting and we went to the house and and then went to like whatever both the houses were just to see like like i wonder how long it would actually take to get from a to b because he said there was like such a short amount of time or whatever oh you followed the the we followed the trail yeah it was a classic la tourism yeah also another i've never fact-checked this because i think it's more fun not knowing but for some reason i've i heard one time that that oj chase was the day at at that time anyways, in American history, where the most pizzas for delivery had ever been ordered, ever.

That was because everybody was like, oh, fuck dinner, order a pizza, we're watching this. We're watching the OJ Chase. Like everybody did it. And you have not looked that up? I don't want to. I like to think it's true and it's more fun that way. That was also Leon Lett's fault, so that's crazy. Don Beebe just threw pizzas at everybody's house the oj chase because you're a bronco guy that's a wild move i have never heard it's really

leave it to the gildozer man i love it hell yeah hell yeah yeah that was uh that was sick so oj chase what do you got what's up and then uh got to say the next one would be the alien chasing Will Smith in Independence Day when he crashes. And it's the welcome to Earth scene. Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth. Yeah. He never says bitch and everybody throws bitch on there. You're like, he doesn't say it.

He says welcome to Earth. Everybody throws bitch on there? Yes. like, he doesn't say it. He says welcome to Earth. Everybody throws bitch on there? Yes. Everybody, it's always like, welcome to Earth, bitch. Everybody always throws a bitch on there. Never said bitch. I mean, me either. He's Will Smith.

He's super clean. I've never thought of it. Yeah, I've never done it. It's always, see, the part I always hear is the Earth with an F. He doesn't say Earth. It's welcome to Earth. And then he punches him. And then he lights his cigarette.

Because that whole scene is hilariously dumb as well he punched an alien you tried to knock them the fuck out they have this like metal plate on their head and will smith's such a badass he's like welcome to earth punches the dude in the head it's great also all the lines in there uh like during the whole chase all these like like one aligner lines are uh absolutely hilarious he goes he goes he uh covers him up with a uh a parachute and he goes hope you got airbags it's just filled with such terrible writing i absolutely love that chase oh so much the whole movie is perfect i mean 90s jeff goldblum come on he was

a goldblum action star in the 90s turned into like i mean you look at the fly and stuff but he turned into the jeff goldblum he is now in independent state that yeah i think that's when he got sexy yeah he i don't know he's pretty sexy in the fly just the confused muttering idiot just oh wait but i i have to yeah life finds a way Just the confused muttering idiot. Just, oh, wait a minute. I have to. Life finds a way. He's our generation's William Shatner. That's what he is.

Shat the Bedner. That doesn't even make sense. Throw on the speech from Independence Day. Tell me that doesn't just give you goosebumps. It's such a good movie. It's so perfect. And all of it, I can let it all go because it's all about aliens so anything that someone's like oh he wouldn't be able to knock an alien out well it's an alien so you know how the fuck do you know something maybe drunk randy quaid what a character choice just drunk randy

quaid flying air fucking airplanes into this i'm home yeah's just going wild he's got like six catchphrases but also he's wasted uh now i couldn't help but notice in the script here there's nothing about the great pilot being a crazy alcoholic can we can we add that in there can we just make him an alcoholic yeah quaint's people punched that up actually it's funny because it has nothing to the story like in the beginning he's a down on his luck i guess alcoholic but you're like i don't know if he had to be he had to be an alcoholic it's like he already got adopted by aliens he would have he would have cropped us to the correct field were he not and then he's drinking the stuff he's putting in the play like the master just drinking turpentine

or whatever I love it so Will Smith being chased by the alien back to me for round number two I'm gonna go to the animated world on this one and I'm gonna pick the chase scene in the beginning of Aladdin where they're all

trying to chase him through Agrabah for stealing it. So good. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. The animated one. I don't hate the new one. It's just so good.

So fun. So iconic. And it's just hit me right where I needed to be when I was a kid. It was just fantastic. I got you. With the One Jump song, right? Yeah. What's the name of the song? One Jump, ahead of the bread line.

Oh, yeah. Is that what it is? That's One Jump. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know that song a little better than I was expecting you to know that. Oh, I have the soundtrack. Oh, wow.

Okay. I was not ready for that either okay i'm not one to talk i had a blue man group soundtrack so i guess i'm you know not one one jump ahead is what it's called yeah dude when and that's got the still i think he's rather taste that okay all right gotta still eat gotta eat to live so you're all about it when i got the time he's so smooth and you're smooth. And then all those chicks are like, oh, that Aladdin's hit the bottom. Because he's got that.

He's become a one-man rising crime. He's got that broke guy six-pack that people don't want to admit that they want a bone. Bro, I've always been jealous of that guy. No shirt and a vest. And he just pulls it off. He's killing it. I want to do that.

You'd look nuts. I want to do that. It'd be great. You'd look like a Hell's do that i want to do that it'd be great you would look like you'd look like a hell's angel that just got kicked out like i'm still in i'm still in no i'm around i'm around yeah i'm driving a vespa scooter because they took my motorcycle come on guys please yeah and i love one of the bad guys swings a sword at him and it cuts open the barrel of fish and then he gets stuck in a fish. It's a great moment.

It's just I love. No, they hit all the beats. That's what happens, man. Agrabah is nuts, dude. Agrabah is not a real place, right? Am I not crazy? Who's to say? It's fake.

It's fictional. I went to a public school. I have no idea. Yeah. No clue. I'm sorry. That's a good way out of anything. I don't know. I went to public school. Some kids that's a good way out of anything i don't know

i went to public school some kids get left behind that's me uh i don't know sorry and i just i just i just say art school i don't know i just draw pictures that's it i don't know yeah what do i guess i just say i just draw clouds i'm sorry i skateboarded most of my time through high school all right jeff coming off of your uh speeder speeder race pick what we got for number two okay so uh this is my favorite type of chase in the world uh it's it's always exciting to see and the the more aggressive it is the the happier i get and that's a dog chasing its tail okay that's breaking down barriers doing it on round two okay i was wondering what you were gonna do because that isn't a specific chase but i'm gonna have to let it ride i think does it ride does it fly i think it rides i think

it's like because i was gonna say if if it's like a cat chasing a mouse no but a dog chasing its tails why would wait why would cat chasing a mouse not count it chasing a mouse no but a dog chasing its tails why would wait why would cat chasing a mouse not count i just seems too vague but a dog chasing its tail you ever seen a cat chase a mouse no i haven't phenomenal yeah oh i have i've seen amy's cat chase a mouse yes i have i've seen meeps chase a mouse around and then i had to catch the mouse and uh yeah god meeps displayed a mouse for me in the bathroom one time like she does that severed his head and i swear to god like splayed it like predator got a hold of it or something yeah she's very proud of her hunting prowess yeah i was proud of her too and i felt bad for

the mouse i was still like damn you get it uh yeah dog chasing its tail so if that counts then that's yeah that's my favorite type of chase it's what makes me you have a dog does your dog chase its tail all the time no she doesn't actually she just is yeah pretty uh unaware i think of her tail but that's why i probably i get excited about it because i have a dog that doesn't do that so you like put a treat on its tail just to make it do it you're like all right little fishing line let it spin around yeah it is funny because when you watch it a lot of times they just do it for a while and they're like all right i guess that's just not gonna work yeah yeah they never you know i'm saying they're just going going going and they're eventually like no this is dumb yeah they never bite it and they're like oh i guess we're done now it's like

it's just yeah they just get disinterested if i got my taxes prepared and i just took it around it i was like i'm gonna take it to someone else and i took it to like 80 different people and then i was like fine i'll pay him or i guess i'm just not doing my taxes yeah i am i think i'm more surprised that you actually do taxes i that that to me is only because i got a wedding ring on man i did not want to she makes you do it yeah you're you're 15 years behind on following let's not get into doing or not doing taxes who's got the next bit yeah man dog chasing his tail it's always uh always magical to see um who oh shit david time for your second third pick my second pick i'm chase i'm taking uh the escape from the hospital in terminator 2 t800 versus t1000 the first time we see what t1000 is working with oh my god shots he's turning his

arms into like fucking spikes and clawing into the car it's the first time oh right yeah you're like oh shit Arnold Schwarzenegger might not be the best robot you know what I mean like I remember as a kid being like really like scared like oh no that scene rips oh no when when uh when Sarah sees him for the first time she sees Arnold and she still thinks it's the bad Arnold you know because she's running on the hall and she just stops and he's walking at her and you're like first of all he's not doing himself any favors he looks like a bad guy still and he's just yeah trying to walk at her he doesn't be like no i'm good now but anyway and then you see the t-1000 and it's so it is scary because you're like how are they gonna how are they gonna beat this guy that's exactly yeah that's how you feel you're

like what's gonna yeah how are we even gonna do it that's the best kind of a villain that seems like and it probably i don't know and as a grown-up when you watch those movies it's a movie but as a kid i was very invested and it's like well how are the how is the good terminator gonna win like what's gonna happen if he doesn't you really get like upset thinking about it yeah and it was just like as a kid it was like what a display of special effects where you're like this dude is liquid he was liquid metal yeah dude it was incredible that's one where they didn't get ahead of themselves they did the exact right amount of special effects for what they were working with they still had real explosions and shit but they just had him be what was he not he

was nitro what was he he was i think he was liquid i thought he was like liquid chrome or something liquid chrome i mean i could be wrong well yeah i mean when I thought he was like liquid chrome or something. Liquid chrome? I mean, I could be wrong. Yeah. I mean, when I saw it, he looked like liquid chrome because I'm like, oh, that's just like an exhaust pipe just like rolling around, clawing into the back of cars. Gnarly. Hell yeah. And you know me.

I'm a Bronco guy. I love that. You're just talking to him. Oh, can he turn into a Bronco? If he wanted to be a Bronco and chase him, could he do that? Yeah. Oh, that's sick, man. That whole movie is so ill.

And I remember Budnick being in it from Salucha Shorts. So I was in right away. He was. He was. And it's back. Eddie Furlong was like the dude when I was about that age. I remember seeing that in the theater. It was my only pair of Jordans I ever got. my grandpa took me to that and bought me some jays and that was

the only pair i ever had my whole life well that's a big day but yeah yeah and it scared me because i was like nuclear war i was like i remember i remember going home and ask my mom like can that happen and she's like probably not i mean you know i think we're probably take a bath sean take a take a bath sean dude i had i had a tummy ache the other night something fierce i took a bath for like an hour and a half it was tight just wanted to say i just wanted to throw it out there i'm gonna put epsom salt in there no i had a bat to check this at a bath bomb that someone sent us for a wedding gift and it when it dissolved it had a blinking light inside of it so it was like whoa yeah you knew when the bath was up no it was

just to it was just to church up the bath so the light would work in the water and it would be like yeah disco bath dude so it'd be like green for two seconds red for two seconds purple for two seconds and i didn't know that it was in there so i was in the bath and i was like why the fuck is it green in here for a second and uh did i actually shit myself lauren i'm stroking out so i find out she's slowly been poisoning me for two years damn sean i know you like to get wet yeah dude it's soaked i like to get soaked uh yeah that's uh fantastic escape from the hospital in t2 what's number three uh number three i'm taking my first full-on car scene had to do it i think i'm taking this in honor of ian i'm taking bad

boys to the hummer chase oh yes i come on. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a fun one. Is that where they're throwing the cadavers out? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is the one where they're driving through the flabella and through that mansion. Like, just Michael Bay, Michael Bay and all. It's so Michael Bay.

Michael beating that thing off. It was crazy. Michael Bay, like, you're going to have to dig a hole in the ground and shoot up from that angle because this is not michael bay enough yeah make them wetter yeah you're watching it you're just like what is even going on like yeah they drive through a neighborhood they drive through a mansion all to get like to u.s soil right in guatemala yeah amazing another michael bay thing like they made that up i would love to see what a michael All to get to U.S. soil, right? In Guantanamo? Yeah. Amazing. Another Michael Bay thing.

They made that up. I would love to see what a Michael Bay script looks like when they're trying to describe these scenes. I think it's just pictures. It's like a Hummer toy. A smashed mansion. A lot of loose sketches. An RPG.

There's parts of Barbie dolls and kin dolls all over the place like yeah this is what it's gonna look like yeah the whole thing is just storyboarded yeah pg yeah but uh yeah no i mean that come on what more can you want from a chase scene than martin and will being hilarious no it's one of those movies we one of these days we have to draft what what movies we've brought up the most but it's definitely up there it's just there's number one bad boys too cinematic masterpiece yeah yeah it is so good well it came up on the we did one like movies that scored under 30 or something on rotten tomatoes and that was one of them and you're just like why why the how did that even happen it's so so good it's like it looks great it's not like

i mean there's movies with great plots like we can't you know what i mean there's room for bad boys above 50 on rotten tomatoes what are we doing it's too crowded i think it's fine i think it's fine all right all right i won't get mad at the people it's also one of those movies that like one of those scenes where if you actually think about the logical body count it is astronomical like it's not it's not based in any reality yeah no you're like so whose lives are they saving who's who is sacrificing to get yeah like is it is the juice worth the squeeze and you're like not really but we're in a movie and i want to see some shit because that whole favela got ruined right to save millions of dollars of

damage yeah not only not only do they blow through favela houses they're exploding on the side it's like they're bombing it as they're going through it's so over the top it is crazy and you know michael bay like can we do it in an actual favela like is that can we do that i don't think so mike i kind of know man is safe so fuck all those indigenous people like just driving through clotheslines and shit where you're like these people just yeah they're just living and just trying to live uh dope man bad boys to hummer chase jeff what he got number three number three okay i'm gonna go animated as well uh and this is the 1995 animated movie toy story one okay uh and it's the chase scene of the dog chasing the the truck when they're leaving and buzz has the rocket duct tape to his back and

woody is on the on the truck and they catch up to the truck. They get on. And then the dog is biting Woody. And then Buzz jumps off. It's so funny because Buzz goes, or he goes, Woody goes, take care of Andy. Like, I'm done. And then Buzz jumps onto the face of the dog and rips its eyelids up. Oh, yes, guys. And snaps the dog's eyelids to make it let go and then buzz sacrificed himself he rolls out into the street and then woody takes the rc car and throws it into the street and then drives it

over to buzz and then there's another chase buzz gets on top of the rc car and comes back to the truck a couple bit bits of drama with the other toys who think that woody is uh killing the rc car uh but anything it all gets it all works out but yeah that moment of buzz i just remember the stress i had watching that when i was little right i i just didn't i couldn't handle how and talk about animation that doesn't really hold up but the storytelling so good that it does like it doesn't matter exactly what it looks like dude that tugged your heartstrings it was amazing every every movie man they really go at you yeah oh and they do it so well all the toy stories man they get it done yeah so that's that's my uh that's my pick i just love the uh the eyelid move i love there's some animator who's like what if he just grabs the dog's eyelids it gets so aggressive but uh but

it worked think about that like that because that was the first pixar movie ever right was toy story yep so just think about what they realized one that they did really full feature yeah where it was like their brain it was there okay yeah interesting when they realized like oh man we can because that is another piece of technology where you're like they were not they knew it all looks still looks great you're like man they could just do whatever they wanted they were brand new animation everyone's gonna eat it up yeah that shit's fun to think about i remember the truck saying yo that was my favorite part of the whole movie i'm like oh shit anyone with a toyota anyone i can just say yo that's perfect i'm a simple i'm a simple man yeah the pizza planet truck it's perfect yeah yeah no that's a good chase scene just so dramatic so dramatic also think of how much

time it took to animate that shit oh god my lord just like i have no reference i'm sure it took a long time uh like i bet you i mean because you got to move all that shit frame by frame a lot of a lot of gpus you could say just what they needed to get those renders out, for sure. A lot of Bitcoin miners. The GPUs, it's almost not worth it. But then, you know, it's the box office numbers, it's not worth it. Dope. So Toy Story, dog chasing truck scene is what I'm going to call it.

I'm going, it's my third pick. I'm going to go, I already mentioned The Matrix. So I have to go to the very first Matrix, right after neo and agent smith fight and he beats him but then you realize it's the first time the movie for me where i actually understood what they were saying that everybody who's not uh free a freed mind is potentially an agent because he kills agent smith and then the subway train stops and you're like oh shit yeah and then agent smith gets off and start chasing him through the town and then every single like when he goes into that crowded area every single person you look at you're like oh those can all be potential people that can chase

him and that's when it set in for me like holy shit he's fucked completely fucked and then he still just like avoids everybody then gets killed and then wakes up and you're like holy shit he's the one but that chase scene is just because i didn't get it until that until that hit in the movie they tried they tried to make me understand but i didn't get it because i'm stupid i went to public school there you go i just love it like that fight scene is so ill and then turns into a chase scene right after that so you get the best of both worlds like immediately and uh yeah it's just dope i'm digging it that's a good choice that's a good choice that's a good pick that was one of those ones like terminator where like what david was saying where he's like how's he gonna get out of

this that's what i was like oh no there's no way he doesn't and you're like shit they killed him i mean what's happening heart stopped and then it just, it's one of those movies still with the tension. I still watch it. I'm like, I know second for second what's going to happen, but they're still making me like sit up. They knew what they were doing. It was such a good scene that they made three extra movies on it. God, yeah.

We can ruin this. We can run this in the ground for sure. Let's get real confusing with it if we can. There's seriously nothing in any of them that I even like. And I say that as somebody who I love stuff. And I own all of them. I did. I had them all.

I love stuff. I love to love movies especially. And I'm like, I don't need any of those. They really pooped in the bed. But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about the dank chase scene in the first one. That is my third pick. Brent, time for your third and fourth picks.

As it is. All right. This is a challenge for me here. Because I don't know. This is a real nuanced one. You said you went to public school? Yeah. Yeah.

I also went to college, though. A word like nuanced in there. Yeah. I had to look it up on my other computer but um two computers no art he's a big hacker he's in the mainframe i'm in that white space in the matrix i'm just i'm just there all of a sudden if i need it i'll just manifest it it'll come are you the architect no he's a i'm the gildozer i sit in here like yeah that white that white space is actually just a big white bronco that's all it is i am inside of a bronco i'm gonna keep making that joke here we go

this is not far off from that uh i i i man i may regret this but i'm going for it i'm pulling the trigger 2004 marv hemeyer in grand b colorado this is real oh you remember this is this the tank is this the fucking homemade bulldozer tank it's a great pick that this dude he basically he was he was disgruntled by all the different businesses, the mayor, people that he felt like had fucked him over.

The good old boys club. He spent years building up this bulldozer with half inch to one inch steel plates with concrete behind the steel plates. No one could stop him.

And he just drove around Granby, Colorado, which is a small town and destroyed like three quarters of the town. Like what? And I love this because what a commitment to being pissed off. Like this guy got pissed off. This is a commitment to anger that I identify with in my so this is why i was canceled from american express okay let's calm down you have this commitment just like no y'all fucked me over and then and no one could stop him until his motor blew up on him that was the only time that they could stop seven million dollars in 2004 money uh which is like 11 billion dollars now uh in uh in granby colorado that is my third choice did you stand up because you knew you were gonna get amped up when you when you made this

because now you're standing i am amped right now i i re-watched the clip and i was like fuck yeah dude go get him show those bitches who's boss did this did the same thing with the oj clip a lot of very interesting yeah there's a good documentary about it on netflix too oh really yeah you have any no i didn't need to because i was so into it i was like i was like i think i got all the details of it this dude was a psycho you should go watch the you should go watch the netflix talk then it goes really in depth i think you'd really like it i love that you haven't even planted it i love that you haven't even seen it like you're just like yeah i just remember when that guy did that yeah that's where i got

the name gildozer it's from that i feel like that uh i feel like a lot of people for some reason because like social media wasn't really around yet but i feel like not everybody heard about that yeah so it's one of those things if you haven't heard about that it is like what you would have met it's almost a movie it's like oh it's crazy it's insane it was exactly what it would be and this bulldozer tank is it looks i mean the guy put a lot of time into it you got to give the guy credit for ingenuity this thing was hilarious it looked it looked like it was out of like mad max like this this machine or or uh uh that water world for some shit i don't know why that one worked because it was on the ground anyway but if you watch that video it's like it

is scary where you're like if you were down there on the ground and trying to figure out what to do i wouldn't i'd be like i don't know what to do right now i don't know immediately how to handle this granby colorado population of like 5 000 people you know they probably had four cops in the whole town they're like i didn't sign up for this is why i live in Granby. I didn't. Yeah, I'm not doing this. What? What are we in Colorado Springs? Fuck this. Yeah, man. No, that shit's dope.

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And we're back, everybody. Here here we are i hope you love those commercials i did oh they're so fun so fun we listen to them real time while we're recording everything everything we just talked about oh go do it you know um and now brent hit us with Hit me right in the face. All right. All right. All right. I want to say this is going to be a challenge for me to pick this one because I got to say. Yeah. All right. I'll do it. Nick Cage got in 60 seconds eleanor chasing when he's driving the

shelby gt500 yeah my my favorite part is is how real the whole the whole the whole scene was when he hits that tow truck with the with the platform down and then just flies in the air for what felt like 38 seconds. Like, Nick Cage, like, anytime Nick Cage is Nick Cajun, I'm in. Nick Cajun is hilarious. Her name was Eleanor. That dude steals alligators.

Yeah! Nick Cage is... Get the gator down there whenever you want to. Eleanor. I said I'm going to take his face off. Oh, God. I loved it. I mean, just such a.

He's my hero. Nicholas Cage, Nicholas Cajun. Like that is so fun. That whole movie got me into cars. I remember in high school, I made a spoof video based off of that movie. Where you came too early?

Oh, boy. That's why I was spoofing. Sorry, babe. I spoofed early. I'm in public school. I spoofed in 60 seconds. Oh, man. Yeah, dude. Nick Cajun spoofed in 60 seconds. man yeah dude it's uh 60 seconds also too like what a hilarious concept for for a movie his little brother giovanni rabizi or whatever his name is like

the little the little gross dude yeah i think he's a great actor bc's a great act he's a great greasy guy though yeah nick nick cajun and giovanni regrese that's a yeah that's a cookout uh but they're like yeah yeah we're just gonna steal 50 cars in you know nine hours no big deal and then the movie starts and i'm like fuck yes and all the cars plus like the fact when he shows up, the whole scene when he shows up with that broke-ass Shelby GT, and he's just like, oh, it's fine. It's just that he has a little Bondo in the mirror. And then that British bad guy who was so bad.

Raymond Calitri. Yes. Yeah. Wow. It might be Roman. Roman Calitri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I paid you for 50 cars, not 49.

Not 49 and a half. Yeah, not 49 and a half. Now your brother, Memphis, is going to get crushed by this car crusher. I don't care if you're Nick Cajun. Yeah. No, man. Yeah, that movie is so... I might watch that.

No, I'm going to a two-year-old's birthday party. Bring it with you, dude. That's a perfect movie for two-year-olds. I'll just let them all know. Hell yeah, man. I knew Gone in Six Seconds was going to come up. That was a great one. It was hard for me to pick that as my fourth

because my fifth is already set. But man, I think that was a good choice. I'm glad it's on the board, man. Number four for your boy over here. I'm going to Chase on Foot, a fictional chase scene one of my favorite movies of all time i'm going uh now we've already talked about one kind of juice we've talked about oj i'm talking about the movie juice i'm talking about where bishop is chasing q through the apartments uh at the end of the movie before bishop falls off the roof it's oh it's so good it's the red apartment

scene i'm talking about yeah then it's at the end it's like looks like you got the juice now you got the juice now and um it's the first time i ever heard cypress hill how i could just kill a man and it's in that documentary where they talk about that's like one of their big breaks because they played in juice they played that song in juice and then everybody was like what fucking song is that i was one of those kids where i heard that song and i was like that's i didn't even know who cypress hill was but just that scene the tension because they're like in a party they're not running but they're he's chasing him but he's like looking like i'm going to kill you if i find you and i don't care who's around but i'm not running because i don't want anyone to make a scene because it'll be

harder to find you if i do that so it's a speaking nuance a nuance chase scene because bishop who's a psycho has to be calm and q has to not look like he's shoving people around so he can like blend into the crowd and i think bishop just shoots up the whole place and they end up going on the roof he falls bishop q grabs him and then he accidentally lets go and then uh kid goes now you got the juice and then he's's like, nah. And he hands him the gun, I think. Or he puts the gun on the floor or something and walks away. Anyway. So I have not seen Juice. I've not seen it. I just googled it.

Also, Starstead and Cast. Holy shit. Sam Jackson. Queen Latifah. But if you google it, you put Juice cast. Jermaine Hopkins, who plays Steel

apparently in this, I'm pretty sure they used a mugshot of him. No, really? Look at this. You can't do someone that dirty. It felt bad. Steel is also, by the way, he's the nicest dude in the whole movie. Steel is. He's the one that doesn't want anything bad to happen to anyone.

And he's got this plaid set of overalls that he's wearing, and he can beatbox. He goes by Huggy. That's the best part of the movie. I was doing the hoochie-coochie. Which was very funny. He goes by Huggy. Is that true? Jermaine Hopkins?

Oh, man, that is a mugshot. Right? That's a fucking mugshot yeah that's lame yeah i don't like that at all well aside from that i'm into it jeff hit us with number four number four uh so there this this chase scene was recreated from a previous movie but both of them are awesome uh either or work uh but it's the mini cooper chase scene was recreated from a previous movie, but both of them are awesome, either or work. But it's the Mini Cooper chase scene from The Italian Job. Fuck you, Jeff!

Fuck you, Jeff! You son of a bitch! You should have used it earlier! You motherfucker! Good pull. Good pull. That's a great chase scene. That's a great scene.

God, I love that, because Mini Coopers suck ass, too. I was going to say say now can i fit in a minnie cooper absolutely not but i love watching them just go through uh train yards and the the subway it's awesome i love that so much with like 10 000 pounds of gold in the back of these little minnie coopers that have like 114 horsepower these are the shittiest cars on the planet right like it's basically the the bmw version of the geo metro these these little fucking being these little minis and uh yeah dude such a dope scene good job going through the waterway the little water canal oh yeah the helicopter chasing after him at least one yeah it's great it is so i like that movie i mean it's uh it's it's fun and i like easy fun it's easy to digest it isn't like seth green most deaf right isn't most deaf

in it like yeah uh charlie's their own fun and like they're using they're doing this computer stuff that was probably new for the time but now you look back and you're like, are you even doing anything? They're not even saying what they're doing. They're just computers were so new or whatever that they're like, we don't even need to tell these idiots what we're doing. We're just we're just going to do it. And the crowd's going to accept it. Just enhance.

Yeah. Yeah. Edward Norton is in it. It's Mark Wahlberg. It's crazy. There's a lot of people. So Jason Statham is also in it. Yeah. Wait. Jason Statham? Donald Sutherland is in it it's and mark walberg it's crazy there's a lot of people so uh jason statham is also in it yeah wait jason statham donald sutherland is the transporter yeah yeah my guy my guy j yeah my bald

brethren dude i love that guy crank boy what a great scene when he's fucking amy smart in the middle of the state oh come on all right sorry far. We got to put explicit on the fucking episode. That's my bad. If you got to take your kid gloves off because the gildozer felt like talking about bone and then I'm sorry. Well, you know me. I'm a Bronco guy. So I just know what unfiltered gill.

I know where it can go go i'm trying to save everyone oh we're not i don't even think we're at 10 are we you're the one that encourages me to go full gill all the time i'm like i don't think the world can handle full gill all right that is a good point i did i did i did did start doing that i might have got i'm trying to i'm trying to think if i've ever got full gill at some point at three in the morning i bet i have the delta lounge did and they made a decision i think the term is if you've ever been up to the gills oh man i love it dude mini cooper from, fuck. Mini Cooper from Italian Job. Perfect. David, what do you got? Number four. Damn it.

Number four. I'm saying there's a kilo of Colombian Bam Bam in the trunk. You got hair on your peaches or what? Talladega Nights. Yes. Chased by the cops where he tells them that he put a brick of cocaine under the car. That's great. Yeah.

And he's like, he's been training with his dad all week. Gary Cole's trying to teach him how to drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the cops are chasing. He's like, I'm going fast again. And then he's dipping on them. There's a kilo of Colombian Bam Bam in the truck. Oh, that's so good.

That would, I mean, if you're going gonna get that gas pedal down that is what's gonna do it and that was after he wrecked right like he couldn't yeah that was scared to drive again that was when he was getting it back together that was like the one good thing his dad ever kids whole life his dad was terrible came back and the one good thing he ever did for him was like get him back into racing yeah it's like reese what is it reese right reese something in the beginning of the movie he's like uh he's like uh he's like i'm a i'm a volunteer firefighter and amateur tattoo artist they kick him out of the school gary cole's so good dude yeah that movie's great that's the best

driving scene okay we're getting but i'm talking about talladega nights a racing movie gary cole's like a uh it's like um uh uh daniel day lewis-esque like when you see him not in character like that's what you look like holy shit you're very normal right dude have you ever seen i spy the kids movie uh any eddie murphy and owen wilson were their spies no no the remake of the 1960s hit tv show hilarious by the way it's slept on but it is so good but gary cole plays this uh i think like this this Latino dude named Carlos, which is crazy. But when you watch it, he looks legit to me. I mean, it's gnarly to picture. But anyway, he's hilarious in that too.

If you haven't seen I Spy, watch I Spy. It is, Eddie Murphy is so funny in that movie. I mean, you know what, I'm splitting the item, but he's so goddamn good in I Spy. Neither here nor there. Talladega Nights, Cop Chase, David, and your last pick. What do you got, my friend? My last pick is very real.

It's actually something you guys are never going to see, so you're going to have to take my word for it. When we were in the 11th grade, we thought a funny prank would be to put sam talent in a diaper and grease him up and then he i already like this i already never took it off and he still has it and he ran into walmart and uh hugged our friend james poffle who worked there like picked him up and shook him around and then they started chasing him and he ran out to the car where our friend stefan was waiting in the car but we had video of it and he like pushed an old or he got out of the way of an older lady but they were trying to they were trying to get him in a diaper in walmart in parker colorado and that's uh that's my last chase first time sam's ever been slippery yeah wouldn't be the last it's crazy it's crazy how vivid that image is in my

head like i can see with sam it's perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah it was very funny that's hilarious and apparently how did you find a diaper that big i don't remember that's a good question yeah like did you have to get one custom made or did you go like triple x or something i wonder if it might have been just like a towel that we baby pinned up like a diaper okay yeah i don't think it might not have actually been a real diaper sam gets swaddled yeah but one of our friends are a few of our friends on the football team worked there and they said they watched the footage like a bunch of time oh my god that would be jesus footage anyone's got that somehow please it's been recycled enough to where it's like now

it's been used on like bigfoot sightings. Like, no, we saw him in a Walmart. He came in. Everybody was laughing. He took this kid. Shout out to James Poffel. I hope your life is going well. That's great. Yeah, but that's my lightning round pick.

Love it. All right, Jeff, what do you got? My lightning round would be, this is a weird one. It's a real one. My favorite chase is to play on words. I guess it's beer as it's a real one my favorite chase uh it's a play on words i guess is beer as chaser i love my favorite i was thinking about doing that i wish i could show you my last pick it says chasing a shot with a beer okay perfect yeah so that's it and specifically my favorite is a using a mexican lager for tequila that's my favorite so any sort of

medello pacifico with after tequila it's perfect so that's it that's my lightning round man you snaked me a couple times today behind you hold on i don't know what to say um you really you really flipped the script on me i did not know yeah you took me down a couple times that's good because i still don't know what i want to use in my fifth i think this is shit all right well i'm gonna pick a real one too. I'm going to some South Dakota love here. Um, if you go to, if you go to Garrett's in South Dakota,

there's a part it's a, there's a place called devil's Gulch where the cops were chasing Jesse James after he robbed a bank. And he allegedly jumped this cliff, like this, this ravine or whatever. It was probably 50 feet in the air and it's, it looks impossible,

but there's the lore is, and the story's up right next to it, everything that the cops were chasing him, and he jumped this probably 30-foot gap above this ravine and ended up getting away from these cops after he robbed a bank. It's just such a real-life, dope, Wild West kind of situation, if it's true, and I like to believe it's true. I've been there.

Now I go there every single time I'm back and just look at it like, man, that's dope. That sounds awesome. kind of situation if it's true and i like to believe it's true i've been there now i go though there every single time i'm back and just look at it like man that's dope so that sounds awesome jesse james jumping devil's gulch gulch jumping i was gulch jumping in public school man i'm out here it sounds like what sam was doing at the walmart yeah gulch jumping that's a great one thanks bro uh what town was this that's in garrett garrett's in south dakota you go to devil's gulch easy to find nice okay all right brent hit us with number five what do you got playboy i hope i don't regret this uh again yeah with how y'all reacted to the OJ one

I think you'll be like oh this is par for the course for Brent I would say I think the my favorite chase of all time of current times I would say is Louis CK chasing his career back

I think is the one he's got Marissa. Marissa. I was for sure thinking you were going to say tail. Well, that's the last pick. We certainly don't need to dwell on that. Marissa, you got any picks? Similarly, I was going to pick Just Chasing Love.

Look how nice you are. It's a thrill. You're in love. It's great if it works out. That is nothing like Louis Chase and his career back. That's literally the opposite of Prince. That is fantastic. To recap, David, you went first. You picked Ferris Bueller, Running Home,

Escape from the Hospital, and Terminator 2 first. You picked Ferris Bueller, Running Home, Escape from the Hospital and Terminator 2, Bad Boys 2, Hummer Chase, Talladega Nights, Cop Chase, and Sam Talent, Diaper Walmart, Hug, and Ensuing Chase. Jeff, you went second. You picked the speeder bike chase in Jedi, a dog chasing its tail, I don't know why I put the year,

the Toy Story, a dog chasing the truck, Mini Cooper scene from Italian Job and a Mexican logger chasing a nice shot of tequila I went third I picked Don Beebe chasing down Leon Lett Aladdin beginning of the movie chase scene all the agents chasing Neo at the end of the Matrix

the juice chase scene through the apartments where I heard Cypress Hill for the first time and Jesse James being chased by the cops and then he jumped Devil's Gulch. Brent, you went last. You picked some gnarly shit. You picked the OJ chase. You picked the alien chase in Independence Day

where Will Smith knocks out the alien. The Granby bulldozer in Downtown Granby. Nicholas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds. Eleanor Chase and Louis C.K. chasing his career back. That list should be left with a manifesto jesus christ uh we love oh man i mean there was some good ones on the board i had t2 in there as well the where they're on the motorcycle and he's chasing him in the semi that one like after the

mall i had a mad max fury road i feel like that whole movie is like a chase scene, but yeah, for sure. It's a good one. All the Mad Maxes have pretty good chases. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's like all the Fast and Furious movies, all the Mission Impossible is like,

yeah, but I'm not versed enough to like no specifics, but they're all there. I had another sports one. Sorry, Brent. I had another sports one. LeBron James chased down block in game seven of the 2016 NBA finals.

Yeah, I was going to put that one too. That one was amazing. Yeah, that changed. You know, game seven, Dustin two minutes on the Golden State Warriors solidified LeBron as one of the best. It was one of the best defensive plays in NBA history. So that was a fun one. Yeah.

Did you guys ever see the raid? Like one or two? Yes, dude. Come on. The raid too. This month? Yeah. yeah did you guys ever see the raid like one or two yes dude come on the raid this month is that what you said yeah yeah dude that movie that re-watching that chase scene where they stick a camera out of a car into a car and then out of a car uh all in one take uh i was like i'm gonna watch this after we're done with this it was fucking incredible uh just how technically perfect that chase scene had to be to pull that i uh i was gonna pick chevy chase but then i had that one down too

did you have it down i had it down yeah yeah i did i was like no one's really gone nuts yet so i couldn't pick it but i also i also had chase bank i think we. Frank closed out the draft. What, can I go retake one of my picks? He opened the draft notes. Yeah, but that was of course was going to go. Was it of course going to go? I don't think it was of course going to go.

Saying it's because you're a Bronco guy. That wasn't going to happen. That's wild. It shows the reliability of early 90s Fords. I didn't see that directly yeah I also had

Chasing Your Dreams which is close to Marissa's but yeah it was a little too wholesome I was like I don't know

you wanted to be a bad boy I'll go with Drinking Alcohol yeah we could have picked Vince and Chase oh dang it

I didn't even think about that Entourage yeah well we want to hear your picks uh hit us up at all fantasy pod at gmail.com shout out to everyone on the patreon seriously holding it down y'all are amazing thank you thank you thank you thank you shout out to the subreddit shout out to anybody anybody who fucks with us. Seriously. We have some fun news coming down the pipeline for anybody that might want to see

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A couple shout-outs here. Sean and Heather on the wedding. I hope you know you got a player for life. That's no bullshit. Happy birthday to Tom Ellison. Oh, and this online magazine, No Cilantro, they did an interview with me, their second issue comes out July 1st.

And they're fantastic. No Cilantro? Yeah, No Cilantro. No Cilantro. It's about like um starting starting your own business and just like how to stay motivated being creative and stuff i don't know it's just super fun and um it's just they're like a small budding online magazine so go support them if you can um shout outs anybody anybody trying to shout anyone out you got anything anything fun no oh it wasn't mentioned but i just want to shout out uh jeff's

artwork like i don't know if our listeners know but jeff jeff draws like artwork for so many comedians uh in the scene in the community and he has even done sean jordan's artwork for his rap song for my ep as david made sure that everybody knows and our our first like real tour poster yeah it's right over framed on my wall you can yeah i mean this. You can see it. It's right up in the corner. The campfire one. I framed that. Live at the Douglas Fir. You're on the art wall twice, baby. We made it. Thank you, Marissa. I appreciate that.

That's nice. So yeah, check out that. Shout out to Grid Penalty. Shout out to Grid Penalty. Shout out to my brother-in-laws, Trent, Derek, and Drew, and Tyler. They are big fans of the podcast, so they'll love those dudes rock. Shout out. Shout out to your queen, your baby coming soon.

Shout out to the little girl on the way. The little lady. Super pumped. Shout out to Saint Sue Carmel. God damn it, she rules. Shout out to Haji Beach. Shout out to Sid the Dude. Shout out to Frankie Ocean. But more important than all that,

tune in again next week to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. I'm a real Bronco guy. that was a hate gun podcast