All Fantasy Everything - Coolest Sports Moments (w/ Katie Nolan)

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture on today's episode. We are drafting the coolest things to ever happen in sports history. Our guest today is the host of the new and wonderful Casuals Podcast, available now on only exclusively Terrestrial Radio, I believe. No. Is that not right? It's a podcast. You can get anywhere you get your podcasts.

Starting point is 00:00:53 You can find it on your dial. It's on the AM dial. 7.25 AM. AM radio? The Ham. Knoll. Tune in to Knoll to to find Katie Nolan's new radio show Casuals that right. That's right. That's accurate I'm your host Ian Carmel with me as always my friends and comedians Sean Jordan and David Borey We're wearing primary colored hats the three of us. I've noticed that, nobody else has. Oh no, you stole it.

Starting point is 00:01:25 It wasn't even a good fit. Yeah, dude. I've been usurped. I'm the one who noticed. Oh man, that's all right, I love you to pieces. If you're listening to this on AM radio, which is where all fantasy everything's available as well, I'm wearing a blue hat. David's wearing a red hat.

Starting point is 00:01:41 Sean is wearing what looks like a yarmulke, some sort of beautiful. Yeah, looks like a yarmulke, some sort of beautiful. Yeah, it's a yarmulke. I got a yellow yarmulke. A beautiful woven yarmulke. A crocheted yarmulke. It's a beautiful crocheted yarmulke. It's a yellow.

Starting point is 00:01:56 How's everybody doing? I'm good, man, my internet's on point. God damn it. That's a slight. It is, it's a major slight. Ian's internet blows today. He's having a rough time. My internet is being powered by, I think,

Starting point is 00:02:10 like a dry creek bed with a mill wheel in it. I don't know what's going on here. I am on 56K modem. You gotta get cable. I can't do that. That's how they get you, dude. Have you guys ever seen that linoleum that you just like lay on the floor like a blanket? That's where you're gonna draw the line?

Starting point is 00:02:28 You bought a $60 turkey. $180 or something. $180 on a turkey? You're not gonna get cable internet? Nah, dude. $56k. I need that. I'm like a, like people who only listen to music on vinyl but for the internet, you know

Starting point is 00:02:47 Like it really pick up the phone and hear that diet that tone. Yeah, it's more pure that way man I gotta hear that dial so we had the wire everybody did the 56k But do you know that linoleum they like roll on the floor? It looked it's like a sheet that you roll on desk chairk chair would like roll around on? When you put it on carpet? No, like flooring. It's like fake wood, like fake wood, but you roll it out. Did you ever see that or is that the most trashy? My mom has pretty trashy. No, I know what you're talking about.

Starting point is 00:03:13 It's in apartments, like in the kitchen and stuff. You roll it out. And our wires. But it's different than the fake wood like in the living room. But you could roll it back up. I've seen like fake wood, but not that you could like roll. I don't think you roll it back up.

Starting point is 00:03:22 Like a yoga mat? No, you fasten it to the floor, but you roll, they don't put in planks, you roll the wood out. So that you could like roll it. I don't think you roll it back up. Like a yoga mat? No, you fasten it to the floor, but you roll, they don't put in planks. You roll the wood out. So it's like hella fake. But it's meant to stay there. Meant to stay there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Starting point is 00:03:32 But they didn't put our wire against the wall. So our 56K wire went straight across our basement, like over that. So there was a bump in the fake wood floor and you could just see the 56K wire. Wait, the fake wood was over the wire? Over the wire, so it was like a little jugunk. And you could just see it. It was like an underground pipeline and I was like, mom.

Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm sorry, jugunk? Mom, no. That was kind of the perfect noise. A little jugunk. Yeah, it is the perfect one. That's what it sounds like. When you roll over with your chair, when your parents are like,

Starting point is 00:04:06 you hear them coming down the stairs and you gotta be in a different area for some reason. Yeah, you gotta click off of Victoria's Secret. Yeah, you gotta put your jacunka away. I gotta get out of Kazaa real quick. I'm downloading a song with Bob Dylan and Lil Wayne. I didn't know Bill Withers sang Can't Stop Believin'. Sometimes they are blingin'.

Starting point is 00:04:29 I still to this day think that a bunch of songs that are by Foreigner are by Hall & Oates. Oh yeah. Because of a mix up on Kazaa a million steps ago. Yeah. There were a lot of Blink-182 songs that turned out to be like dashboard confessional things of that nature. Yeah, it's Sum 41 Erasure. It is Sum 41 Erasure, and that's why Katie has launched her new podcast, Extremely Serious Individuals.

Starting point is 00:04:55 About Sum 41 that you can find on FM. Sum, if not all 41, I would say, having listened to both episodes. You know, Sum 41 is that kind of band where I call the lead singer some 41. Like if I saw him, I'd be like, hey, some 41's here. Hey, some 41. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:12 At one point, I think I did know some 41's lead singer's name. I don't still have room for that. I think I did too. I bet it's Jason. Can someone look it up? I'm gonna guess Jason. I'm looking it up.

Starting point is 00:05:22 It's not Jason. Is it? Mark? Is it exotic? Is it a? Is it Jacoby Shattuck's? Oh! No, that's, that's a.

Starting point is 00:05:28 That is somebody. That's the, that's the drowning pool or the, Papa Roach, Papa Roach, Jacoby I bet. Okay, well his name is, his name is Nady Colon? It's crazy. It's crazy. On Instagram? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:42 He didn't do you like that, did he? His name is. No, I took it, I squat on it so he can't have it. His name is Derek Whibley. Derek I knew. Is it an R-R-I-C-K situation? It's an R-Y-C-K. Okay, that's crazy. That's not real. He sounds like a wizard.

Starting point is 00:05:56 Dare I say that's not a real name. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. How's that feel? It feels good actually. Actually I like to be the left in a pleasant way like that. Yeah. Because it felt like shit to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think I've spent on you're not DK Metcalf. I'm not DK Metcalf and I apologize for that. All right, I'm sorry this whole time Sorry, we were on a baking show together. We can't tell cute stories about it Alright

Starting point is 00:06:34 I'm trying here. I'm trying to be the best podcast slash radio host I can be you're doing a great job Thank you. I'm blinded by the light. It's like hard to look at you guys right now. I'm wrapped up like a deuce. Another runner in the night. Look at us knowing the real lyrics to that song. Nobody knows the- I'm wrapped up like a deuce, another roller. I thought it was runner. I almost said douche.

Starting point is 00:06:56 It's runner? Runner, another runner. Well, it's about Rover. You thought it was roller. Did you just say it was Rover? It's about street racing, I believe. Like a deuce coupe. Yeah. Wrapped was Rover? It's about street racing, I believe. Like a Deuce Coupe. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:06 Okay, yeah, sure. Revved up like a Deuce and other runner in the night. Oh, like my little Deuce Coupe? Okay. Well, glad we cleared that up. It's important. I don't think we did clear it up. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:15 I think we discussed it. I like the money. I'm exactly where I was. Lined in by the light. Who's that by? Manfred Mann, dude. No, Dobie Gillis. No, not Dobie.

Starting point is 00:07:28 Dobie Gray, not Dobie Gillis. Don't fucking cause on me. You're cause on me right now. Dobie Gillis was a Nick at Night show. Dobie Gray is what I meant to say. Dobie Gray is, give me the beat boys, free my soul. Free my soul, I wanna get love.

Starting point is 00:07:39 My internet's fixed, bro. I don't give a fuck, dude. I'm flying high right now. That's Sean Jordan, Sean Jordan on Twitter, Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. The man in the yellow hat on your screen, if you happen to be watching this. Not a yarmulke.

Starting point is 00:07:52 I also, I got a Henley and a Ringer on. I'm going for a look today. Wow, dude. Big Mac Daddy Weldon over here. Free admin, Mac Weldon rules. A Henley and a Ringer. Do you have any other outfits that sound like a Neil Diamond album?

Starting point is 00:08:06 No. No. No. No, I don't. And we'll stop the riff right there. David and I will be at a theater in Renton, Washington, March 1st. It's gonna be fun.

Starting point is 00:08:18 We got Young Zac Tuscani opening up. And other than that, New Orleans in May. I don't know when the ticket link goes up. People been asking. As soon as it goes up, we will post about it obviously. And it's gonna be so fun. We'll drop it on the Patreon, I'll sprinkle it over on the Reddit.

Starting point is 00:08:35 We'll make sure people know about it. It's just gonna be so, so much fun. The Carco Theater. What is that? That's what it's called where me and Sean are gonna be. In Renton, Carco? Yeah, C-A-R-C-O. Carco Theater, Renton, baby.

Starting point is 00:08:50 March 1st. It's a Saturday. Us and Zach. You know why they call it Renton? Because you wouldn't want to buy there. Keep moving. Keep it moving. I think it's really nice.

Starting point is 00:08:58 It is nice. It is nice. Yeah, well we're gonna make it dirty, baby. We're gonna make it sweaty and dirty. Katie, do you want to come hang out in New Orleans with us at a comedy festival? In May. That's the kind of thing you wanna

Starting point is 00:09:09 When? Do with your spare time, right? May? May be no one? Hang out with more comedians? Sure. May 8th and 9th. Great, that's my mom's birthday.

Starting point is 00:09:18 9th and 10th, I thought. 9 and 10. Okay. She would love it. She'd have the time of her life. I'm also in San Antonio tonight through Sunday. I can't make it to that. That's okay.

Starting point is 00:09:29 Okay. If anybody you got ears out there listening, if anybody of you got ears, I'll be in San Antonio. I bet Radio Land. Tonight through Sunday if you want to come. Shonk coming off the bench for the Spurs, dude. Setting picks for Wemba-Diama. Yeah, catch me and Kyle talking about Wemby in a limited scope limited Victor fun banana That was so funny what's everyone mean to Carmel today

Starting point is 00:09:55 I wasn't being happy our Carmel's are all Carmel's doing is all Carmel can do is get it there David Bore is here cool guy jokes Carmel can do is get it there. David Bore is here, coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Birth of a Nation, available now on Patreon. Yeah, get that. Carco with Sean, March 1st, April, or March 14th. I'm gonna be at the Commonwealth Sanctuary in Cincinnati, or right across the water in Kentucky,

Starting point is 00:10:23 but just look up Commonwealth Sanctary will be there and then March 15th I will be at the Comedy Corner Underground in Minneapolis Shout out that come to those two one night only So if you're in the area bring your friends also April 4th and 5th, I'll be at the West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, South Dakota. It's called the West River Comedy Club. A city of no note. Nothing is ever good happened

Starting point is 00:10:54 in that whole of a town, but I would like it if you came, and let's make a good memory of South Dakota together. I'd go ahead and make that circle a little bigger. Keep running it. I could run all of South Dakota in that thing. Enjoy those teeth, man, while you still got them in your mouth. Keep running it.

Starting point is 00:11:09 Don't take them from me baby. I'm gonna kiss them out. That's all I got. I'm gonna kiss those little teeth out of your mouth if you're not careful. I'm gonna say that to my wife later and see how that goes. Do it during the job interview. Slow play. Seconds during the job interview. Slow play.

Starting point is 00:11:25 Seconds before the job interview. Katie Nolan is here, host of the new and wonderful Casuals podcast. It rules. You rule. Thanks. It's so good. Thanks. It's just a podcast.

Starting point is 00:11:41 It's just a podcast. Just a little old thing. Just a little old thing. Just a little old thing for people that are like, you needed one more little old thing. There it is. I could, I speak for a huge swath of Americans who say it's exactly what we needed.

Starting point is 00:11:53 We just need one little more thing. Now that slot is filled. No new podcast. No, that's it. They did tell me when I started it, they said, wow, good, foof, they said, foof. Good thing you got in. Because we are, the door's closed.

Starting point is 00:12:05 You really snuck in there right at the end, no more. You grabbed the ladder, like the helicopter was pulling off the roof and somebody stuck out there, well-muscled forearm. You grabbed it and like they're flying away. I was like, is that Ian Carmel's bicep? It was. And I grabbed it.

Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah. And up by, up above and away. Bicep. Get out of here. We got Mack Weldon to sell. Are they sponsoring this episode? Isaac. They are now.

Starting point is 00:12:28 Take us to Redondo. They are now, basically. I don't know. Redondo. I don't know, put in whoever, you want me to say some of our advertising? AD1. Who else?

Starting point is 00:12:38 Sean, help me out. Babel, right now. Better help. Mack Weldon, DraftKings. DraftKings. Just put that in. Those are the three for sure. I'm, DraftKings. DraftKings. Those are the three for sure. I'm assuming DraftKings this week because it's the next couple of weeks

Starting point is 00:12:49 before the Super Bowl, so DraftKings. Heartbreaker for the Bills last night. I felt bad. Heartbreaker? You were the heartbreaker. I was. I don't really care, but I was like, come on, give them something.

Starting point is 00:12:59 You felt bad for me. They were my team when I had a team. They were my team, and I'm like, come on, give them one. They were my team back in the day. They were my team and I'm like what give them one Wait what no your team 90s like when I was when I was a kid like why or law because of who? No, no cuz of Jim Kelly Thurman Tom, I love Thurman Thomas. I love the whole team Amazing Don BB Don BB is gonna come up in minutes. So. Maybe. No, he will.

Starting point is 00:13:27 He will. Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Oh, you just wanted to be a planet. Maybe, maybe. Me, me, me. Me, me, me. Me, me.

Starting point is 00:13:36 I don't like that. I've gotten like, I'm like sleep drunk cause my mom's here. So like I am like well rested for the first time in a while and I feel weird and good. How long is she? Wasted.

Starting point is 00:13:48 How long is she there for? She leaves tonight. She's been here all weekend, though. It's been great. That's nice. Anything else, Katie? Casuals is awesome. People should listen to it.

Starting point is 00:13:58 I'm sure they already are if they're listening to this. That's basically it. Tuesdays and Thursdays are new episodes. They get posted in the middle of the afternoon. Look, we're trying to do a quick turnaround thing. And we're not on YouTube yet, which everybody's yelling at me. I guess that's where the kids are all watching

Starting point is 00:14:13 their podcasts now. We're not doing that yet. So, sorry, but it's an audio medium and we will be in Tuesdays and Thursdays, anywhere you get your podcasts, or on the SiriusXM app. Check it out. Did you notice another five star rating?

Starting point is 00:14:28 Cause I just gave you one. Just now? Just now. Oh, that's sweet of you. Thanks, that's really nice of you, thanks. That kind of guy, ringer and Henley, get used to it. Ringer and Henley. Nice guy.

Starting point is 00:14:41 John Rule. My name is Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on, get ready for this, Blue Sky. I'm over there too, I joined. I shouldn't be splashing around in the other pool. Any longer, perhaps just to talk about my album and my special coming out. None of us are on Twitter?

Starting point is 00:14:59 I don't think so. I saw it coming. You did, you really did, man. Four years ago. The long game bore you out. It bore you out. I'm sorry. I don't know, dude.

Starting point is 00:15:14 I don't know. No, it's okay. It's okay. We're having a good time. Comfort Beyond God's Foresight comes out. It's my special. February 4th. February 4th. February 4th on 800 pound gorilla exclusively

Starting point is 00:15:26 and then on the 18th, other places including Amazon, Tubi, Freebie, the little TBI gas stations. Is it gonna be on Amazon like to watch? You wanna talk about it? I like Tubi and Freebie. Tight man. Yeah, it's gonna be on all that. I haven't watched any Tubi,

Starting point is 00:15:45 but I might get it to watch my special. It has like a lot of stuff that you, it says like a lot of bad crappy stuff, but then it also has a lot of standard stuff. Yeah, but it's got the stuff I'm looking for. Like if I wanna see Above the Rim, or Juice or something, Tubi. I'm telling you, they always got, they got the cuts.

Starting point is 00:16:01 If I wanna see Juice, I open my fridge. I bet you do. Right, jokes of that caliber you can find on Comfort Beyond God's Poor Side. They got the cuts. If I want to say juice, I open my fridge. I bet you do. Right. Jokes of that caliber you can find on Comfort Beyond God's Foreskin. You should stay up a little longer the next time we do this. I love it. What?

Starting point is 00:16:12 What? Kenneth, did I already say that every time you say it, I think you're gonna say Comfort Beyond God's Foreskin? And I don't know why. I've already covered it. I don't know why. Okay, we did? Yeah, I've said it several times.

Starting point is 00:16:24 Yeah, man. Comfort Beyond God's Foreskin? It feels just like that. I don't know how God has, you did? Yeah, I've said it several times. It does feel, it feels just like that. I don't know how God has foreskin when God, Sean? I didn't know women had foreskin. That's why he makes everybody else cut it off, because he wanted to be the only one hanging skin like that. He's like, it's weird if multiple people at this party are wearing turtlenecks,

Starting point is 00:16:40 but if one, it's sort of a stylish choice. Exactly, please take your hat off, I'm wearing the hat today. Katie, I don't want to mansplain this, but God's a woman, okay? That's a good point. Just the biggest dickhead ally there is. Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart.

Starting point is 00:16:54 God's not a dude. That's about it. Come see us in New Orleans. Those tickets will be hopefully available soon, I think in a week or two. Read T-shirt Swim Club and that's about it. We're gathering today not to have had too much sleep, but rather to fantasy draft in an hour,

Starting point is 00:17:17 because that's about all I have before I have to go to share this office. The coolest things to ever happen in sports. Now, the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Starting point is 00:17:38 Scissors, against two rocks, an unnatural victory. Sean is the victor. Sean has the winner of rock, paper, scissors. It is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. But before you do that, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft. And what is that?

Starting point is 00:17:51 That's a great question. That's a lot like the River Raisin located in Michigan, USA, considered to be the curviest river in the world due to its highly meandering path through glacial moraine topography. I love my curvy river. That's another album. That's in my dark years after I got divorced.

Starting point is 00:18:07 I love my curvy river. Perfect. Basically what it means if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second. Now with that in mind, Sean, what will the order of today's draft be? I feel like I'm going to be the weakest link on this one. So I'm going to go first. Then Katie's going to go.

Starting point is 00:18:24 Then David, gonna go. Then David, then Ian. Talk order. Shit. Dude, some guy hit me up on Blue Sky, showing he has the- Blue Sky. Blue Sky, who has the three, I think he also has a Katie Nolan tattoo.

Starting point is 00:18:38 Hmm. He has the three AFE tattoos, and I think a Katie Nolan tattoo. Yeah. What? Yeah, it's pretty sick. Isn't that the guy who had us write it down? Yeah, in our handwriting. In Boston, met him.

Starting point is 00:18:50 Oh yeah, I have a picture of him. Yeah. Shout out to you, dude. What's up, man? I Rebluski'd it, I Rebluski'd it. You Rebluski'd it? Rebluski'd it. That sounds like a word that we can't say anymore.

Starting point is 00:19:01 There's better terms. I Rebluski'd a bunch of goddamn Rebluskis, dude. I grew up in the neighborhood in Chicago, I grew up in. Thereunch of goddamn Rebluskies. Dude, I grew up in the neighborhood in Chicago, I grew up in, there was a Steven Rebluski right next door to me, he used to eat hockey pucks. He owns a deli now. There's a auto detailing place on the corner there until it got hit by a Blue Ski Lightning.

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Starting point is 00:23:46 up until. Casuals. Up until earlier this week, last week, whenever this comes out. Thank you, thank you so much. Casuals. Casuals. Do you wanna give them a quick pitch on Casuals?

Starting point is 00:23:57 Yeah, Casuals is a sports podcast for people that think that they would never listen to a sports podcast. It tries to bridge the gap between whenever there's like a pop culture podcast, they don't really seem to address sports. It's always treated like it's separate, like a separate thing. I'm not starting beef with you, Sean. I'm just pitching a podcast. And then I wanted, so I wanted to be an entry point for people who think they might be interested in sports who have always wanted to get into sports, but don't have the connection to it necessarily that some of us were born into.

Starting point is 00:24:30 Kind of like a everybody come hang, we're gonna talk about sports and it doesn't matter what you know or what you remember or what the stats are, it's just kind of just chill. Yeah, me. I'm a man of sport and I've listened to both episodes and I enjoy it as well. So I think it's I think it's we're figuring it out two times a week. We're gonna get it eventually. Yeah, it's fantastic

Starting point is 00:24:50 It's just it's wonderful to get to hang with you on an audio medium again. Thanks Did you eat any candy with DK Metcalf? No, we talked about it though. We didn't eat any key does love candy I think about it every day. Yeah about it though, but we didn't eat any. He does love candy. I think about it every day. Yeah. He eats a lot of candy, and he's maybe the best built dude on the planet.

Starting point is 00:25:10 He actually had to, I guess kids were saying after that story came out that they were like, oh, DK eats candy, so I can eat candy every day and I'll go to the NFL. And he had to come out and clarify that like kids, you still have to eat vegetables and stuff. My kids he meant 38 year old comedians. As in neither foot left. Like girlfriends.

Starting point is 00:25:31 While they're eating sour punch straws for dinner. Slurping coke with a sour punch straw. It's fiber. DK is so fast. He's so fast. He's so fast. That's what I would say. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:44 He's so fast. It's crazy. Sho That's what I would say. He's so fast. It's crazy. Shoveling in gummy bears like Manny Cook. His stomach's just like a big, like a furnace where it's like, just throw anything in there. Break some like chairs, toss that in there, could just turn anything into fuel. A well chiseled furnace though. Yeah man, beautiful. Sean, you have the first pick. In the coolest sports moments, all fans say everything draft.

Starting point is 00:26:05 Jermaine's in the casual. Coolest sports moments. Yeah, right? Is that what he said? Coolest stuff to ever happen in sports. Coolest stuff to ever happen in sports. You weren't thinking moments. Were you thinking like?

Starting point is 00:26:15 I have some moments and then I have just things that have happened to sports adjacent people. That's okay. That feels David enough. Let's count that. I got one that'll be on sports adjacent people. That's okay. That's okay. That feels David enough. Let's count that. I got one that'll be on the cusp. Anyway, first one's Randy Johnson hitting the bird. Yeah, obviously.

Starting point is 00:26:30 Mother fuck you, dude. That was everybody's first one. Well, I don't know. It is insane. I knew that that was gonna be the first one from the three of us. And I feel bad. KDSM insider info.

Starting point is 00:26:41 It's rough that the bird, that sucks, but I mean, you just, you know, that's like Zeus throwing a lightning bolt. That's just bonkers that that happened. And honestly, that bird's life would have probably been unremarkable outside of us. He died for the cause. He moved to the kingdom.

Starting point is 00:26:56 It's a tough way to die, but you went out with, I mean, we're talking about you. We remember you. How good could it be for,... I don't even know. Did it happen in the kingdom? I don't know where it happened. Uh, no, because it was outdoors, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:11 And I think he was on the Diamondbacks at that point. He was the Diamondbacks. He was the Brute Squad. Did they keep going? I mean, that's so crazy. You have to keep going. They just kept the game going.

Starting point is 00:27:22 What, are you gonna cancel the game because a bird died? Yeah, man. They're eating hot dogs keep the game going. What, are you gonna cancel the game because a bird died? Yeah, man. They're eating hot dogs on the stands. A lot of stuff died. No, no, not, not, pardon, I didn't, I wasn't worried about the bird.

Starting point is 00:27:31 Just because it's such an amazing thing. I feel like everybody should have went and bought a lottery ticket or something. Okay. Oh. Oh, yes. Is the logo, he's a professional photographer now, you know. Yeah, like for the NFL, right?

Starting point is 00:27:44 Yeah, because he can take those crane shots just by standing there. But the logo for his company is a dead bird. That's the camera on his dick. If anyone doesn't know, Randy Johnson was pitching in a Major League Baseball game when he was on the Diamondbacks, threw a pitch that collided with a bird

Starting point is 00:28:01 who was crossing the exact trajectory. Will never happen again. Never. No chance. Never. You couldn't try. You could try to do it, yeah. I don't even think you could manufacture

Starting point is 00:28:12 that moment happening again. It's kind of the coolest thing. Yeah, I don't know if I let some birds out. Who let the birds out? Squat. Dave, David. Squat, squat, squat, squat. If I was flipping pigeons throwing baseballs,

Starting point is 00:28:23 like if I had the, if we had like a pitching machine and I was flipping pigeons throwing baseballs, like if we had like a pitching machine and I was flipping pigeons, maybe it would happen. You're putting the pigeons in the machine? No, just like putting them in harm's way. You're loading pigeons into a jugs machine? They're like, booo! It's getting launched out of there. Yeah, just a pigeon machine and a pitching machine

Starting point is 00:28:42 facing each other. You're taking some cuts? Like I gave him crossfire. On pigeons? On pigeons. That's how they say Shohei Otani got good, dude. He put pigeons in a jugs machine. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

Starting point is 00:28:57 Is that right? That's what I call my rap. Does that mean you might cover on casual? Yeah. The jugs machine. I got pigeons in a jugs machine up here. Two pigeons in a jugs machine I got pigeons in a jugs machine The Katie Nolan story pigeons in a jug machine

Starting point is 00:29:17 We'll be right back on to be Pigeons in a jugs machine good thing that internet started working. Otherwise, they all would have missed this gold right here. This is not- Come on, dude. No, I'm serious. I'm dead serious. Come on, come on. Jeez, I'm a serious guy. It's okay, you've been hurt before, I get it. Yeah, yeah. Katie made it start of the day by making fun of me.

Starting point is 00:29:34 What? My idol, Katie Nolan, by giving me a fake laugh. What did I do? A fake laugh, it was hurtful. I was half listening. I had just gotten on the Zoom. You made a silly pun and I went, ha ha ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:29:44 Cause it was silent, you see. I meant it I went ha ha ha ha cuz it was silent you see I meant it as a real joke. Yeah, I was trying to adjust my volume. It's still not working That's why I'm just doing that like foreigner smile where I'm like Sir which trainer you getting on on, A or B? Uh-huh. Uh, Randy Johnson was interviewed when he was on the Mariners and they asked him if he uh, if he has a firearm in his house because he got all this money.

Starting point is 00:30:20 And he says, I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in, they had better be wearing a battery helmet, because I'm gonna throw at their heads. But also, what a weird question. Yeah, that is a weird question. You got a gun on you? Hey, Randy, so you got all this money now. I bet you.

Starting point is 00:30:36 You got a gun or what? Are you gonna want to take your home? Do you think that was their idea of setting him up to say something like, I am a firearm or something. If it was the mayor's, though, it was before he blew it up. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, well, fuck me, sorry, I didn't know that.

Starting point is 00:30:51 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe, I don't know. That's just a weird thing to ask. Yeah, I'm a weird guy. I gotta handle it. It's a story about athletes owning guns. Do you have a gun question is a weird thing to ask. In an interview, yeah, it's a crazy question.

Starting point is 00:31:08 I'm just kidding, any of you guys have guns? What? No. No. Just two pigeons with a jug machine over here. I'll do the smile. Okay, six tacos please. Yes, six tacos. Anyway, Randy hitting the bird.

Starting point is 00:31:21 I keep a jugs machine by my bed. I just launch stuff at it. I keep pigeons in the house, so we're all doing what we're doing. And I got these two pigeons in a jug machine. Right here. Like two turntables and a microphone. You wanna break in?

Starting point is 00:31:35 You wanna, I will protect this house. You wanna come into my house? Uh, Kayden Olin, time for your first pick. I feel bad, I feel bad. I feel bad this is going to go the way it's going to go, but I'm going to take the 2004 Red Sox when they beat the Yankees. The only team to ever come back down 3-0 in a series to come back and win it 4-3. An incredible team.

Starting point is 00:31:59 It was a team of destiny against our bitter rivals, the enemies of my childhood, the true evil of my childhood was just Yankees. Anything Yankees was bad. Yeah, and Commies. I mean, really they were capitalists. It was the, we were anti, the Red Sox were just like scrappy. Let's not say whatever you guys are,

Starting point is 00:32:22 so great Red Sox. All right. I don't know what the red socks are. We were a different kind of ist. No nice guys, the Boston Red Sox. But we were down and out. We were down and out up against these guys who had beat us over and over and over and over every year.

Starting point is 00:32:42 And they had us up against the ropes. And I truly think it's one of the greatest sports stories. And it's amazing that I got to live through it. I'm very lucky as a fan. I feel like this might've been my peak. And everything's gonna be downhill from there because it was just truly incredible to have your team fight back like that

Starting point is 00:33:00 against the team you hate more than anything. After Aaron Boone the year before, that fucking guy. Aaron Boone. That fucking guy. A lot of people called the Boston Red Sox the original Good Vibes Gang. Yeah, well, kind of, yeah. What a gift that a team based in Boston, like that specific team, had a guy named Kevin Malah on it.

Starting point is 00:33:22 Kevin Malah. Kevin Malah. And he was the emotional center of the team, Kevin Malah. Kevin Malah. And he was the emotional center of the team. Kevin Malah. Kevin Malah. That was his batting stance. Kevin Malah. Cowboy up. Did you cry?

Starting point is 00:33:31 What's the hardest you've ever cried at sports? Huh. I think it's a pretty good question. It is a really good question. I wanna answer it honestly. I think it was when the Sox, I think it was when they won, I think it was, I wannax, I think it was when they won, I think it was, I wanna say it was after this series,

Starting point is 00:33:49 but I think it was probably after the World Series, because they went on to then play a boring, I think they swept the Cardinals in the World Series. But that was just like the most, like my dad had told me that that was never gonna happen, and this team's always gonna disappoint you, and that was like a family. You should just move to California

Starting point is 00:34:04 and take that good job with your girlfriend. Just get in the car and keep driving. We know you're special. You know what my dream is? Throwing out all those math equations when no one's looking. It's I wake up, come to pick you up, and you're gone. You've decided, you keep driving west,

Starting point is 00:34:20 you started rooting for the San Francisco Giants. To me, that's how everyone in Boston interacts with each other. That's all the relations. Well, Belo before the tooth job. Can you imagine being on the Cardinals and the Red Sox just came out and like came out from a 3-0 deficit and beat their archrival, the Yankees, and now you're like, we gotta play those guys? Yeah, they had to feel it. They had to feel it too. No chance. No chance you were gonna walk in now you're like, we gotta play those guys? Yeah. They had to feel it. Right?

Starting point is 00:34:45 They had to feel it too. Yeah, no chance. No chance you were going to walk in there and go like, guys, I think we got a pretty equal chance at this. I think we're both riding similar momentum coming from our wins that we both just completed. I think they came in and were like, go ahead, dog walk. Yeah, take it.

Starting point is 00:35:01 Yeah. Big days for everybody, right? Look at us. We all made the World Series. We all did it. The real World Series is the friends we made along the way. Although, Horny the Big Penis Penis, which is Randy the Big E and the Johnson, as we all know.

Starting point is 00:35:17 Speaking of him, in 2001, was it the Yankees made the World Series after 9-11, and then Lost to the Diamondbacks. Oh, God. I've always like written, those things that seem written in the stars aren't always the case. What a whirlwind that year was.

Starting point is 00:35:32 Holy buckets. And several members of Al Qaeda were on the Diamondbacks. Yeah, people forget that. People forget that. People forget that. Yeah. Well, that's their farm system is based out there, right? Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Afghanistan. It's the farm system is based out there, right? Yeah, yeah. Afghanistan. It's the farm with the monkey bars on it. Yeah. On a 9-11 era video that resonating for you. Listen, if that's there, remember those training videos with Al-Qaeda on the monkey bars? Air Force One's. Yeah. I'm just saying stuff from the early 2000s. David Bori, time for your first pick. Deion Sanders playing a baseball game

Starting point is 00:36:10 and a football game in one day. Yeah. Yeah. That is so sick. It's very cool. He's hot. I think that that's the only way I can describe him. He's just a hot dude.

Starting point is 00:36:20 He's a hot boy. Yeah. In every way. You can't cool him off. No. And it's like generational. It's like his kids are like... Hot boys. I think there's half,

Starting point is 00:36:29 I think there's like a half life to it. Like they're half hot boy. Then their kids will be... Maybe the one who does the filmography, but Shador is a hot boy. Mm. We'll see how long Shador being a hot boy lasts. Here's my question about Shador.

Starting point is 00:36:43 He already got rich. When Deon Sanders is your dad, it's cool, We'll see how long Shador being a hot boy lasts. Here's my question about Shador. He already got rich! When Deon Sanders is your dad, it's cool, but I bet it's cool to a point. Like, and I feel like that point ends when you're interviewing with the Tennessee Titans who have the number one pick. And it's a 45 minute interview and your dad FaceTimes into that interview. Is that what happened? Yes. If all you've ever tasted is honey, it still tastes sweet.

Starting point is 00:37:07 Yeah. I can't feel too bad for the guy. And he's already rich, right? People make it sound like he got pretty rich off of the Niles. Oh yeah. I think so. I don't understand how any of that works. College sports and I, I don't know. I didn't, we didn't get along when it wasn't complicated And now it's like yeah Feels like a racket. Yeah, I know it's always been a racket Oregon Ducks have the best record this year

Starting point is 00:37:34 Nevermind feels like like highly where you're like is this just for gambling? Yeah, now you're like these are kids this feels With highly a weird reference? Should I change it? No, I liked it. But I mean, it's good they get money. They should be getting money after they like this, right? That's a great thing. I just think it's so interesting the coaches that were like, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm like, well that's funny timing. Nick Saban.

Starting point is 00:37:57 Pretty interesting timing. Tony Bennett in the NCAA or the NCAA basketball. Few dudes in NCAA basketball were just like, no. The games changed. What's the conspiracy? Wait, what's the conspiracy there? Not a conspiracy. No, as soon as the players are empowered and getting paid and not at the mercy of the coaches. They're like, this is different. I don't want to do this anymore. It's not like it used to be. Dabo Sweeney, I think, has actually specifically said, Dabo Sweeney was like,

Starting point is 00:38:23 if we pay the kids, I'm out. I don't want to. there's too much entitlement these days. I believe it's the quote. There's too much entitlement Okay, and what do you make coach? I make heroes Love that we're shaping young men really cuz they're yours are coming out kind of bumpy The only thing these kids should be entitled to is to blown out ACLs in a career and enterprise around a car I used to love that. We're shaping young men, really, because yours are coming out kind of bumpy. The only thing these kids should be entitled to is two blown out ACLs and a career at Enterprise Renacar.

Starting point is 00:38:50 And a job at Avis. Walk it off, you'll never pay for a beer ever again. Dion, playing football and baseball in one day, do you like having Coach Prime on the Colorado Buffalo? I mean, it makes you talk about cu football, which was never Nothing ever in the talks At all. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like so yeah, it's cool

Starting point is 00:39:20 I don't know. It's not like it's not like you feel the presence in Denver, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, true. It's like more feels more of a culture thing than a in front of my eyes thing Right. It's more like national than local Yeah, it's how it feels how it feels for sure. Like I'm not seeing more buffs gear or anything like that. I Thought when like Oregon's fun that CSU fans hate it and that's kind of fun because yeah they're dorks. What is the what is the is like what are CSU fans like are they the more like is it like a more of an agriculture school? Wink wink. Yeah they love Fort Collins. Yeah you know what I mean? It's just beers that taste like dirt. Yeah oh is it like a hipster school?

Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah, beers that taste like dirt. Yeah. Oh, it's like a hipster school Not no, it's just like see how his opinion changed when he thought for a second. I mean beers that tastes like dirt like Not like IPA's like cool beers like to like like actually tastes like Yeah up in Fort Collins, It's basically, Wyoming. Okay That's what I want. They're Oregon State. I get it. Yeah All the time for my first pick. Yeah, he or but Dion Braves and Falcons same day Pretty insane How do you, when do you sleep? When do you sleep? Like Leave some to the rest of us Come on

Starting point is 00:40:50 I know it must be the money but damn Did they win that day? Either team? That's a good question I don't even know I think he had, he had like impact plays on the football game right? I guess we'll never know All of you saying good question at the same time

Starting point is 00:41:07 really made me feel good. So thank you. Oh good, oh good. See, people listening to the podcast, we lift him up a lot. I'm a geologist, I'll tell you. You just focus on when we, when we, when we knock him down, which we do do, do do. Do do, that made me feel good too, do do.

Starting point is 00:41:23 Sean, what's the craziest two things you've ever done in the same day? Careful why he's too close. I can't can't be talking like that. She said what not who? Who are the two craziest things I'm trying to think and it's nothing I'm trying to be serious. I don't I can't think of anything. I'll get something by the end. Let to think and it's nothing, I'm trying to be serious, I can't think of anything. I'll get something by the end. Let me think on it. I did a beer mile in the morning and then, no, it must have been before.

Starting point is 00:41:54 I interviewed Trey Songz in the morning where he brought his alcohol that he was selling at the time and we drank it. I was drunk at like 10 a.m. and then I went and did a beer mile later that day. That's a good combo. I got the first one covered in a lot of scenarios. I just need to think of this.

Starting point is 00:42:13 You got drunk in the morning? Yeah. Is that? No one's happened a lot. That's what you think. If you wanna talk about a 12 hour period, there was the night of the famous chicken wing story. And then the next morning we had Roxanne Gay

Starting point is 00:42:28 on the podcast. Oh my God. Oh my God. Ian had a ruptured blood vessel in his eye and we're like, hey, we're all right. Oh, you know what? One time I gambled till like five in the morning and then went to sleep for a couple hours a few hours and I flew to LA Interviewed for a job got the job and then flew back to Vegas and gambled all night again. Oh my god. That's wild

Starting point is 00:42:53 That's it. That's how I got the SP's. You're basically Dion. Yeah That was my Dion day. Yeah I met Paul McCartney and puked on a carpet Like drunk dude on a carpet like You were a songstress you could really put that together if I was a tray songstress Got diarrhea in the same day That's good. That's cool connected No, no, no. No, he was a lovely man

Starting point is 00:43:25 Time for my first and second picks with my first pick This is this is less of a one thing and more of an overall performance I'm taking Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics. Oh, yeah, okay Just in for those not familiar happened in Hitler's Germany in Berlin and then Jesse Owens a black man, went out and won four gold medals after Hitler had like this, I forget the name of the, like the great white hope Nazi sprinter, who he was like, he's gonna show everybody that like,

Starting point is 00:43:56 the white man is superior, and then Jesse Owens just went out there. I don't wanna say the wrong name, just trying to dig for it, and then be like, oh, that's not, that's a good guy. History teaches you, what a hilarious. Ha ha ha ha. We have this great white sprinter. Probably should have sat that one out, brother.

Starting point is 00:44:14 Ha ha ha. Me? You want me to go out? No. Yeah, you like. Is Heinz a German name? Yes. Okay, then let me make the joke I was gonna make. Looks like he was wrong in Heinz a German name? Yes. Okay, then let me make the joke I was gonna make.

Starting point is 00:44:27 Looks like he was wrong in Heinz's sight. Now Isaac, cut out the part where I asked what it meant and then add in some laughter for the pretty good joke. No, I cut out the joke actually. I got the setup and then the lack of laughter afterwards. Nice joke. That's good, that's really good. Really good. That's all you really need to understand.

Starting point is 00:44:43 That's why you're the producer and I'm just some hired dickhead. That's my bad. His name was Lutz Long, was the guy's name. And there's a great picture of the podium where he's like doing the Elon Musk, as it were. You mean he's just having autism, question mark? He's sending his heart out to people.

Starting point is 00:44:59 Yeah, right. Come on, guys. Pretty aggressive look. It's not rocket science to figure out what sadness guy's on. It's crazy, the first person that put them side by side, and I looked at him, I'm like, you. Come on, guys. Pretty aggressive. It's not rocket science to figure out what sadness goes on. It's crazy, the person that put them side by side and I looked at him, I'm like, you can't say, there's nothing you, come on. What are we doing?

Starting point is 00:45:13 What are we doing? You're saying the quiet part out loud and then going, no one heard that, that was a whisper. And you're like, no, you screamed it, buddy. You screamed it really loudly. No, it was quiet and I fooled everyone. I fooled everyone. No, I screamed it, buddy. You screamed it really loudly. No, it was quiet. And I fooled everyone. I fooled everyone. No, I just love trains.

Starting point is 00:45:28 I do love trains. Trains are, can we finally have a conversation about trains? I'm ready. Trains are all right. After that election, brother, I'm ready. I might, if I had more room, I could find myself getting into model trains in a real way. Okay.

Starting point is 00:45:48 In a real way. Yeah. Moving? Or like stationary model trains. Like do people, if they're into model trains, are they, do they go on the track or are they just like up on the mantle? Oh, you meant like a die cast model of a train.

Starting point is 00:46:02 I guess one could. I mean the moving ones. I used to make model, I was in the cart, like little model cars for a while, where you just like build them and paint them, they don't move or anything though. I wonder if people did that with them. Did you have like a little,

Starting point is 00:46:15 one of those like magnifying glasses that sits on your table so that you can use it so that you can paint the details on your little thing? No. Oh, okay. No, we didn't have money for that. Oh, God. You're having sex.

Starting point is 00:46:29 Would you put like $2.43 of gas into your model car tank too? Or was that just for the... That's the real car. For my second pick, I'm gonna take us to June 1st, 1994. We're in Madison Square Garden in New York City. And- I know where it is. Madison Square Garden in Cedar Point, Iowa.

Starting point is 00:46:53 Reggie Miller. Oh man, yeah. Steps onto the court, scores 25 points in the fourth quarter in front of Spike Lee, and throws up the choke sign. As the Knicks choked away that game. Yes, the Pacers went on to lose that series, but for one- So what?

Starting point is 00:47:12 So what? For one glorious day, Reggie Miller was the coolest man walking planet Earth. Is that his coolest day? Yes. Has to be. Yeah, I think so. It really doesn't get like better for that. Because I bet later that day other cool stuff happened. Yeah

Starting point is 00:47:32 Probably because Cheryl did the same thing in her life. Because of the first cooler. So, say what? Yeah. Cheryl did a cooler version of that in her life. She scored 20 points in five seconds. And his dad told him about that in her life. She scored 20 points in five seconds. And his dad told him about that in the car on the way home. Sheryl beat up that guy who stole her car today and he's like, fucking goddamn. I mean, that would be the coolest thing that happened to a cool person.

Starting point is 00:47:56 Cause Reggie's not notoriously like that cool, right? I think he thinks he's cool. I think he's cool. I think he's just a little brother. Yeah, he is an eternal little brother. That is like, that's his energy so hard. Yeah. I think Reggie Miller's cool.

Starting point is 00:48:13 I think he's cool. You said that in a way that would be comforting, but like, would make me think that you don't if I heard it and you were talking. If you were like, I think Katie Nolan's cool. I'd be like, oh, ow, oh, ow. He's not my first pick. Yeah. I think he's cool in that I think anyone who's played in the feel like, oh, ow, oh, ow. He's not my first pick. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:25 I think he's cool in that I think anyone who's played in the NBA is cool. Right. There's only like 5,000 of them. You're right. The compliment is getting less meaningful. Sean, you should say, we're the WNBA. He's like the fourth coolest Reggie I've ever heard of.

Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah, that's a good point. Reggie's a cool name, though. If we just wrapped it up. Reggie is a cool name. Well, two of them I know, so. It's too late. I think we missed. Or the WNBA. We didn't miss it, Katie.

Starting point is 00:48:48 Isaac's an editor. He's a good editor. What are you saying? Isaac will find where he needs to go. I just deleted by five minutes actually. It's gonna pop up in about five. I think Isaac, Sean just said Reggie Miller is in the WNBA?

Starting point is 00:49:01 What was the? No, I think he said, you said that we thought anybody in the NBA is cool. And I said that Sean as an ally should have jumped in to say, or the WNBA? No, I think he said you said that we thought anybody in the NBA is cool And I said that Sean as an ally should have jumped in to say or the WNBA Then you guys said whatever the fuck you were talking about and then by the time Sean did jump in and say or the WNBA As I had just noted into the microphone. It was too late. It was a little too late and it didn't make sense anymore Isaac there's gonna be a lot of editing on this one. It's Ian's internet I think we can all agree.

Starting point is 00:49:26 It's not my internet, my internet's working great right now. David and I were talking about the coolest Regis. And that is a fun topic. Mm-hmm, I'm so sorry. Conquest. Watts is real cool. White. White is awesome. Theus?

Starting point is 00:49:39 Noble, Red Man. What about Reggie Velges? Bush. Oh, Bush, oh. You know what's weird? What? What about Reggie Bell Johnson? Bush. Oh, Bush. Oh, he might come up. You know what's weird? What? He doesn't even look cool to me.

Starting point is 00:49:50 Reggie Bush is not cool to you? I don't know, he just always seemed boring. If he walked away and was like, you know what, I'm not going to play in the NFL, he would be the coolest person in history. Right. But that NFL career and followed by the Kardashian dalliances did tank his stock pretty hard. The Kardashian dalliances, that's another.

Starting point is 00:50:10 The Kardashian dalliances. He was early on that, wasn't he? He was one of the- Yeah, he was really early. Yeah, he was up there with Chris Humphries. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of stocks tanking, freaking Chinese AI. For God's sake. What?

Starting point is 00:50:27 Chinese AI, just tanked on the stock market today as we're recording. Freaking Chinese AI. David, time for your second pick. Doc Ellis pitching a no-hater on LSD. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, that's really cool.

Starting point is 00:50:42 How cool. Did he accidentally take it? I've never looked into it. He didn't think he was gonna start. Yeah. Like he wasn't even, right? He hadn't even traveled with the team or something like that? He had been, he didn't, cause you know, this pitcher's pitch on a schedule, and he was

Starting point is 00:50:58 not scheduled to pitch. So he was, I think he took LSD the night before? No, I think he took it at noon. Did he take it at noon? A wild time to take LSD. And then he got there at six or something. I think that's the story. Has anyone here done LSD? Midday LSD.

Starting point is 00:51:12 You can see too much. Businesses are still open. That's not right. You said you have, David? I've never even seen it. Oh, I've done several times. I bet Isaac's done it. Oh yes, I have.

Starting point is 00:51:24 Many times. How does it compare to mushrooms? It lasts longer, it's a different kind of shift. I think things get brighter on LSD. Generally speaking. Whereas mushrooms I think doesn't have that effect. It feels more synthetic to me. It feels like it was made in a lab where mushrooms feel like they came out of the ground.

Starting point is 00:51:42 Is LSD acid? Or are these two different things? Okay. That's my level of expertise. Do you think the ball was like screaming, screaming when he threw it? He was like, huh, ah! And he threw the ball again.

Starting point is 00:51:53 He said that he would see trails sometimes. And sometimes the ball was big, and sometimes the little ball was little. He also said at one point his gum turned to powder. So he was frying balls. Is there footage of that? It's not, huh? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:09 Just to know he's cooking and just to watch it would be interesting. And he threw a no hitter, for God's sake. He didn't go out there and like four innings, you know, and do OK. He doesn't seem to have like super recollection of it either, which is hilarious Yeah, like or it's like very loose

Starting point is 00:52:29 Also used to have rollers in his hair Interesting guy interesting guy. I've been a Reggie like at all. Yeah, I could have been a Reggie could have been a Reggie Dr. Reggie Ellis What is this real name? Probably not doc? It is doc. Oh wow. That's cool. Christian name, Doc Philip Ellis Jr. DOCK, not even DOC.

Starting point is 00:52:51 DOCK. DOCK, like a place you park a boat. DOCK of the Bay. Can you name your kid like Doctor or like Officer? Like if I just named my kid Officer Bori. There's Champion and Boss Bailey, who played in the NFL. That's not real though, right? Yeah, that's real.

Starting point is 00:53:07 Those are nicknames, champion, boss. Are they real? I thought those were nicknames. Oh, nevermind, Rodney Boss Bailey, my bad. Yeah. I'm sorry. The guy who sang the national anthem. No, because I remember at one point they were both on the Broncos.

Starting point is 00:53:17 Sorry, you go. No, sorry, go, go, go. We'll forget if I don't say that last night, the guy who sang the national anthem at one of the football games was a military guy But his name was generaled And I was like, that's a wild

Starting point is 00:53:31 Generaled like gerald but it was generaled So i'm like that must be very confusing of like is he a general or he's just like a he's not Lieutenant general can you name your kid lieutenant? Borey would be kind of cool. It'd be so fun private What lawyer Maloey lawyer Marshal Maloey, but I don't think you call you're not like I'm lawyer John It's not yeah, like you would be like I'm officer. Yeah lieutenant Bori And then it would sound like a dick because they're like, what's your name? You're like officer Borey Mr. Borey is my father call me officer Borey could be good the Wikipedia lawyer ball is Wikipedia says his wife's name is is chud in but it's cloning

Starting point is 00:54:24 So I don't know who changed that. Chudine? Maybe one of Chudine's exes. Chudine. That would be us. That's how you get your revenge, you get drunk, you go on Wikipedia. You just make a minor change and nobody will know.

Starting point is 00:54:38 Some Patriots fan who had his life ruined when his ex married Lawyer Malone. Excellent pick, Doc Ellis. Throwing a no-hitter on Aston. Katie, time for your second pick. I'm going to take the 1999 U.S. Women's World Cup. No! Ah, damn it.

Starting point is 00:54:59 When Brandi Chastain scored that penalty and ripped her shirt off and Basically revolutionized women's sports in America The 99ers were a huge deal. It's like Julie Fowdy Mia Hamm Brandi Chastain Brianna Scurry is a big team a huge moment Awesome, so that's a rug rug burn I got off of that. In the- The amount of times you tried to do that.

Starting point is 00:55:29 Yeah, exactly. Like it did not work the same. I think I still got scars. But she slid so far. In the Rose Bowl, for 90,000 people, beached China. China. China in 1999, sent China packing.

Starting point is 00:55:43 Just like perfect sports sports a perfect sports movie moment penalty kicks right yeah yeah and it was the last kick it was tied 4-4 she amazing yeah truly like the reason you watch sports yeah it's for that feeling that like feeling in your stomach where you're like no way and that happens yeah it's very cool. Yeah, that ruled. I like, in 1999, I was not clocking for like women's sports and that, you know, like I was like a played football. I was like crazy about like the NBA, the NFL,

Starting point is 00:56:18 and that broke through with like me and my dumb ass group of friends, like massive. Like it was like something that happened with the Blazers, it was huge. I really like, you said- You have culture though, right? More than it was even sports. It was everything.

Starting point is 00:56:33 It was like such a foundational moment for like what- I'm gonna try to do it after this. You should. I still don't recommend it, it's not- I would turn- I'll turn off my camera and try it right now. Give it a shot, is that a hard one in there or carpet? It's not I would turn off my camera try it right now I was gonna say the sound is enough Scream oh my god The camera on let us see David let us see you

Starting point is 00:57:25 It would be fun if he came back with a sports bra on a beautiful ponytail. It would be. It would be. No. No. I was fucking stupid. How'd it go? It was so fucking stupid. I just like.

Starting point is 00:57:35 What was it? Did you walk us through? I went, I opened the door a little bit and then I'm wearing shorts, so it started to burn pretty quick. So I just Rolled out of it fucking sucks. You had to be on do a run I think I would die jealous of the space. I don't have the space to get a run like that going Yeah, well, neither do I oh well my knees I would be I'd be weeping my knees would hurt so bad

Starting point is 00:58:03 So I can't wait to weep in admiration of your second and third picks. All right, second pick is gonna be that dude rushing the mound to Nolan Ryan, and then Nolan Ryan just having a headlock prepared for him. Robin Ventura? Yeah, I think so. Is that who it was?

Starting point is 00:58:19 It's just so cool. And Nolan Ryan was so old, and he's still just like, come on. Just had it in his pocket, ready to go. He's a pretty calm, I watched that documentary, he's like, he's not like that, but he's also, you know, well, I stand up for myself when I need to kind of guy. And so that he just was like, bring it on. And then he just got, got, got, got, got.

Starting point is 00:58:41 Nolan Ryan was 46 years old. Yeah, dude. Robin Ventura was a 26 year old professional athlete. Yeah. It was literally the final batter in Nolan Ryan's career of like people he hit. God, that's cool. Really?

Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah. Wait, that was the last time he ever pitched? That was the last time he ever plunked anyone. I think he might've pitched again after that, but it was the last batter he hit.? That was the last time he ever plunked anyone. I think he might have pitched again after that, but it was the last batter he hit. Interesting. What a way to go out. What a way to go out. That's how Nolan's do.

Starting point is 00:59:12 Third inning, that is how. Are you any relation? Yeah. Really? Really? It was his first name. Yeah, his first name and my last name, we're related. Yes.

Starting point is 00:59:22 Any, uh... I love to play it off. Me and Jordan Bell for it. I would really love to play it off, in my last name, we're related. Me and Jordan Belfort. I would really love to play it off, like that was a bit that I was doing there. Both of you, both of you did it. Me too. Both of you, your faces dropped when you looked at me, both of you.

Starting point is 00:59:37 And I've had too much sleep, so we're both in. And that's the thing that I've just learned about today for the very first time, getting too much sleep. Because I hadn't had enough for so long. Of course, I know. Then are you overdosed on it? You go back to the old dose, it's hard. It's hard to be the day.

Starting point is 00:59:52 I can have too much sleep even when I've been sleeping good. Yeah, but it doesn't make me, it makes me just like, it makes me quiet, if you'll believe it. All that sleep fucked around with you and turned you back to the old you. It'll make it hard to do the yap if you've had too much sleep. Shut the fuck up and stop doing this.

Starting point is 01:00:11 Why? It's embarrassing. What are you talking about? Because you're embarrassing me. Because you just keep saying stuff that happened on my podcast. It's the first segment. I'm getting anxiety because I'm like, am I, is he talking about my yap? I am talking about my YAP?

Starting point is 01:00:25 I am talking about your YAP. I know, and it's freaking me out. Why? I've listened, I'm your friend, I listen to your podcast. Don't do that, don't do that. Everybody, this is Katie Nolan with the YAP. The YAP is the first section, it's like a monologue. It's like a Katie-

Starting point is 01:00:40 But it's not scripted, that's why it gets pretty yappy. It's great, it's just a double shot of Nolan. It's just Gals Gabin, you know? Or just Gabin about sports, it's just Gabapentin. Yeah, it's great. Gabapentin. Jebzy. It's a Jebzy.

Starting point is 01:00:57 Yeah, what's happening? Apparently it's running out. Sean, what's your third pick? It just popped into my head. It's mankind getting body slammed through the top of the- Off the cage? At the hell in the cell from the Undertaker, I believe. Was that the Undertaker that did it?

Starting point is 01:01:17 That shit is scary. Because the Undertaker was up there and he's like, I thought, with a interview or whatever, and he's like, I thought he was dead. Because- And the chair falls down too, right? Uh-huh. Oof. Scary.

Starting point is 01:01:27 It's was it though it was uh, was the undertaker? Um, Mick Foley, body slam. Yeah, by the undertaker and they it wasn't supposed to Break like the hell in the cell the top of the cage Everybody thought it was gonna it was supposed to because that's how it goes, but it wasn't supposed to so he fell What do you want to say, 15 feet? Unexpectedly. Yeah. It's very scary. Was okay.

Starting point is 01:01:53 I mean, like, legitimately okay. Nothing crazy happened. I think Nick Foley has built out a different stuff. Yeah. Kids would say, as the kids would say, he built different. He's built different. He's like an old mattress.

Starting point is 01:02:05 No, I said built out of different stuff. He's like those erasers that were really dense. It was like really dense. David, would you say that he is him? Is that like the kind of thing you might say? No. Would you say he's that guy? He's the Rizzler. Is that one? Yeah, that's one of them. Would you say that's that guy? He's the Rizzler. Would you say that?

Starting point is 01:02:25 Is that one? Yeah, that's one of them. Would you say that like, what if you watched that happen through a window? Would you say that's what you call window pane? Let's not do this. Oh, would you say his life is like a movie? Let's not do this, guys.

Starting point is 01:02:40 I think I'm saying outdated kid slang. That's how old I am. I'm saying shit from like four years ago That's why they call it windowpane. They don't say your life is like a movie. They say last night was a movie They don't say my life is like a movie Life is like a movie is that what you needed to get through the day Kind of like a movie. For real.

Starting point is 01:03:08 Did they really? You're wrong. For real? I suppose they're not on Instagram being like, my life is like a movie. FRFR. FRFR. FRFR.

Starting point is 01:03:16 FRFR. My life is like a movie. FRFR. Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. Ja, ja, ja. That's more Spanish. Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. That's not the kids. That's more Spanish. Yeah, that's not the kids. That would be the kids who are saying, ja ja ja ja ja ja. Did you ever get like a tweet that caught fire over there and you'd get a lot of ja

Starting point is 01:03:36 ja ja ja ja ja? Oh yeah. Your tweets? It's so validated. Never once. I'm making Brazil right now. I'm killing it in Brazil. Jwa jwa jwa jwa jwa jwa jwa jwawa, jwa, jwa, jwa, jwa, jwa.

Starting point is 01:03:45 Obrigado. Jwa, jwa, jwa, jwa, jwa. That sounds French to me. Never once has anything I put on Twitter been even kind of funny. Well, probably good to try on Blue Sky. Nothing funny over there either. I'm terrible at it.

Starting point is 01:04:00 It's a little blue ski. Yeah. Blue ski. Cool. A lot of people at home probably being like, is Ian gonna put up a fight because it's a wrestling pick? No.

Starting point is 01:04:11 Sports entertainment. Well, it's a sport. What are you talking about? Well, don't push me. He's one of these guys. Sorry, I didn't know you were built different. I didn't know who I was. Nothing went different.

Starting point is 01:04:24 He really did fall. He really did fall. He really did fall. Literally. That guy slammed him through and he wasn't wearing any athletic padding. He was dressed like a drunk businessman. That sucks. 17 to 72 hours in Tokyo, McFauley. No knee brace?

Starting point is 01:04:44 Just in fucking sensible dockers. 1772 hours in Tokyo, Mick Foley. No knee brace? Just in fucking sensible dockers. I just, I like- Looking like a guitar tech. Picture in The Undertaker on top of the cage, like why about that leather mask helped him? Yeah. Thank God he's wearing that mask. His back's gonna be all right

Starting point is 01:04:58 cause he's got that gimp zipper on his back. Thank God he's got that mask on, otherwise I really coulda hurt. Mick undo the zipper a little bit bud. So, bud, so the blood can come out. Let the pain out. Excellent picks. Katie, time for your third pick. Okay, this is possibly recency bias, but I said before it happened, if this happens right now,

Starting point is 01:05:26 that would be crazy. And then it happened when Shohei Otani with a walk-off grand slam created the 40-40 club. Is crazy that it was like he had already hit a home run in the game. It was like he had just had the, bat he was having shouldn't have even happened. He should have been they should have. And then he's at bat and the bases are loaded and you're like,

Starting point is 01:05:54 if he did it right now, it would be a walk off grand slam that finally it would be a second home run of the game. And then he did it. And I just I mean, I love Shohei Otani. I love that in a season where they're like, you can't pitch right after, you know, we spent so many years being like, he does both, it's amazing.

Starting point is 01:06:13 And then they're like, well, now you can only do one. He's like, okay, then I guess I'll do something that's never been done before and also steal 40 bases and hit 40 home runs. And then he did. And I think he ended with more than that. It was like 43 and 41 or something like that. I mean a crazy.

Starting point is 01:06:30 50s. Can I tell a funny story about Otani? Your brain has shifted 10 numbers. It's the 50-50 club. It was in the 50s. Oh shit. 50-50. Oh shit, yeah. Yeah, 40-40 club was.

Starting point is 01:06:39 Cause the 40-40 club's been around for a while. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It was Jay-Z's bar. The 50-50. And this is casuals, folks. It's when you talk about it and you don't know what you're talking about. Be fair, we're being,

Starting point is 01:06:48 the only six people did 40-40. Right. And he hit it on August 23rd. But he was the first person to ever get into the 50-50. And the 50th home run was a grand slam, walk-off grand slam. That's pretty common.

Starting point is 01:07:00 Before David tells us Otani's story, what is a walk-off? I don't know what that means. So it's when the game ends after you score the run. So it's like that run, the other team's not getting another chance. So you don't need to run. And that's why it's a walk.

Starting point is 01:07:14 Oh you do. No you do. They actually, I think originally it was called a walk off in a derogatory way towards the pitcher. It was like the pitcher walks off the mound. Oh, okay. I believe that's where it comes from. I didn't know that. Interesting. derogatory way towards the pitcher. It was like the pitcher walks off the mound. Oh! I believe that's where it comes from. Oh, I didn't know that.

Starting point is 01:07:29 But now it's come to mean like, you know, you're walking off the game. Like it's, it's once it's over you can walk off the field. You can walk around the bases. Do you get in trouble if you don't run? Is that like uncouth? I think you have to run. I do, I don't think it's not uncouth. You get beamed. I think it's that you have to do it. You have to touch the bases. I don't think, okay.

Starting point is 01:07:44 Or else the Royals can run the run score. No, no, but I mean, you it. You have to touch the bases or else the Roy No, no, but I mean you can just you can't just walk and touch the bases Oh you you could but it yeah, that's where that's what it was saying. It's frowned on. Yes, very For the rest of your career then I'd catch it with my mouth Take a bite out of it, you know, it's yarn in here. This is crazy. Take a bite out of it It's an apple inside the baseball David. What Mike today pops up. He says is it cake and you're like, no, it's an apple Sorry, can I watch the rest of the game you're like, yeah, yes, you'd say it's Michael Day my Michael Day David what you were gonna say you were to tell the no tani story, right? Oh, it doesn't feel as good.

Starting point is 01:08:25 Not just that. I'm sorry. My friends just went to Japan and they met like one guy who spoke English and he asked if they knew Otani and then he asked if they knew about Otani and they said, you know, who's even bigger than Otani? Kobayashi. Kobe Ashi. And then they just convinced this Japanese guy that they said Kobe Ashi's like in movies and on billboards.

Starting point is 01:08:51 And then he said they said he was just like, what? When you say your friends, do you mean that New York comedy delegation that included one Shane Torres that just went to Japan? No, no. Sam and his family went like right before that. Oh No, and you look like you're on that TV show fear. We gotta go to Japan. Everybody's going to Japan. I would love to I'm doing A set move. I'm doing a whole well Do you remember the MTV show fear where they'd wear the chest cams and this is what they'd look like running out of the haunted house

Starting point is 01:09:26 We go I feel bad we could be done in eight Yeah, I can make my pick cuz I make my pick while you're on the walk company move yeah make your pick Okay, Larry bird eating all those wedding cakes. Yeah Explain it to me, please. Are you serious? Yes, this is a new thing. What? I've talked about this on this podcast. Damn.

Starting point is 01:09:49 I didn't hear, Ian just said something. I didn't care what it was. David. Oh, you're making fun. Yes, I was, I was. You're having fun at my expense. Oh, he's taking the piss. You're taking the piss.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Taking the piss. Fuck you, Sean. I'm taking the piss fuck you fucking about like this even more books in that way about It's about my house. Oh, those ones are ugly. Do I have more than one color-coded bookshelf? No, they're not even color-coded. Get some goddamn DVDs. You're making this look bad. It's just a yellow section.

Starting point is 01:10:31 It's like you tried. It's like you started to color-code it. First of all, I didn't do any of that. And it is also, it is color-coded. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, it is. That's nuts. I wouldn't say I have any.

Starting point is 01:10:40 Did you have to go buy like two or three more teal books just to make it fit? Oh, no. Oh, look at this. It's like old, there we go. Did you have to go buy like two or three more teal books just to make it fit? No. Oh, look at this. It's like old, there we go. This is how it used to be. When you was on the bed. Before you sold out, dude.

Starting point is 01:10:54 Yeah. When you'd lay on the bed and I could see the bathroom. This is exactly what it used to be in the old room. There it is. That's where I pooped. You poop in your bedroom, bathroom Oh, God. Yeah, no. You don't poop in yours? No.

Starting point is 01:11:07 Dan poops in ours. That's why your wife doesn't respect you. I poop. You know what? You don't fuck up every morning and I listen to dance. You don't poop in your bathroom? What do you do in your house? She doesn't respect me because I run numbers and sleep in until noon, but that's neither

Starting point is 01:11:23 here nor there. I go poop in your bedroom bathroom sometimes. Yeah, running numbers is what he calls pooping in the guest bathroom. I poop in the office bathroom enough to where it has a funk. He runs because the bathroom's far away and the number is two. Those are the numbers he's running.

Starting point is 01:11:39 Yeah. He's running that two to the toilet. Every time I run by I'm like, no more SpaghettiOs for me. And then I keep running. I just don't agree with my system. I hate this bit. Can I say? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:51 I hate this bit. I wish it was a bit. Yeah. Me? Yeah. What's next? You're a podcast host now. Somebody hit us out of it.

Starting point is 01:11:59 Somebody hit us with the yip. I did, I made the cakes. Wait, what did you just say? Hit us with the yip. I did. I made the cakes. Wait, what did you just say? Hit us with the yip, he says to us. It's the yip. Shit, hit us with the yip. What are you doing? Hit us with the yip is so mean.

Starting point is 01:12:16 You're bullying me. No, I'm not. I'm doing it poorly. Do your little yip. God, that hurt. I didn't mean to. Do your little yip. God, that hurt. He's bullying you. Am I a chihuahua? I am not, Ian. Stop it.

Starting point is 01:12:30 Big bully. Oh my God, Sean was my enemy this whole time. David, what did you pick? Mary Bird eating all those cakes. Mary Bird wearing cakes. And then we never even talked about it. I still don't know the story. What's the-

Starting point is 01:12:42 Oh, I thought that was the bit, that you didn't know the story. I don't know the story. It is the- Oh, I thought that was the bit, that you didn't know the story. I don't know the story. It is the bit, he's bitten right now. And I'm twice shy, what's the story? Larry Bird, when he was hurt, would eat wedding cakes, right? Wasn't that the- And the idea is,

Starting point is 01:12:56 because it was like, what did he say? It was like, uh. Nobody would mess up a wedding cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is like the ultimate poor guy, rich guy thing to do. Because he was afraid of getting cake It was like nobody would mess up a wedding cake. Yeah The ultimate Guy thing to do he was afraid of getting cake that somebody tried just birthday hard on Describe like when you've had too much to eat, but you're trying to get it up anyway. I'm only able to get birthday. We had to be delicate but it worked. That's the yip.

Starting point is 01:13:37 That's the yip. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I hate that we're even talking about it. I hate it. About the cakes? Don't tell Einhart. No, no, no. I hate that we're even talking about it. I hate it. About the cakes? Don't tell Einhard.

Starting point is 01:13:48 No, no, no, let's talk more about the cakes. So what's, Ian, what was your wedding cake? I don't think I got any. Now that I think of it. You did, we got high. I know, and I don't think, I'm not remembering cake. Well, we had a lot of sweets because Voodoo Donuts provided free, a huge table of free Voodoo Donuts,

Starting point is 01:14:04 which was very nice of them. That's what we got high for, David. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, then it was a... Keep the demons at bay, but the cake has... I remember having about nine Beetlejuices, and I was ready to go. I didn't care about the cake.

Starting point is 01:14:15 Oh yeah, some Beetlejuices and baddies. It was like a lemon? I think there were two flavors. I think it was like a lemon. Guy doesn't know his own cake. No, no, I had had a... Have the cake in the, is that after how long? I guess it's been longer than that.

Starting point is 01:14:29 It's like a year, right? We tossed it. Yeah. After a year, you freeze it for a year, and we're like, no. We did that. What do you do with it? I don't even remember what we did.

Starting point is 01:14:37 You're supposed to eat it on your one year anniversary, and then you die together of whatever that gives you. Yeah. True love. Holding hands. True love is what I'm doing. You could die of true love. I always knew that was what was going to take me out.

Starting point is 01:14:50 Boy, that birthday hard thing, that's going to stick with me all day. That was real funny. That was real funny. You tell Laura? I'll try to tell her and it won't make any sense and I'll look like a fool like I often do. Oh my God, I do that to Dan 10 times a day. I'm like, I'm going gonna tell you something funny I saw

Starting point is 01:15:05 and it's not gonna be half as good. And then I'll ruin it so that when you do see it, you'll go, yeah, I guess that's pretty funny. And I'll have ruined it forever. She looks at me like we've never met sometimes. When I tell her that, and I'm like, come on, give me something, you know it hurts my feelings when you don't, can't you?

Starting point is 01:15:22 You poop in that bathroom, in that bedroom bathroom, all of a sudden she's gonna be real familiar with you. It's gonna change the dynamic. She'll come in, she'll come in the office sometimes, I'll be in there cutting some rope and she'll come in in the office and like talk to me and I'm like, kids keep some of the illusion up, you know? Like I don't wanna talk during this.

Starting point is 01:15:36 I wanna look at my phone. Yeah. During pooping? No, I don't like talking during that. Oh, I can't, I don't talk during the poop. Yeah, but you're weird about body. Unless it's too estranger at the airport. Dan does full on phone calls and his poops aren't quiet.

Starting point is 01:15:46 So I'm like, you know, they can probably hear what's going on in there. He's got those Aurora poops. You're on the phone. I need full privacy while I poop. Yeah, I do too. You have your own wing of LAX. Yeah, full privacy.

Starting point is 01:16:01 I'm gonna wear, it's a toilet in the middle of a warehouse. I have a hanger at the Van Nuys airport. You don't even fly out of there. That's just for pooping. No. Something flies out. Your hangers fly out. You know when you see like a movie where there's like a team of special operatives who are

Starting point is 01:16:19 about to leave and there's like an open hanger with a plane. It's just a toilet in the middle of the room. I've got one more expendable before we leave. and there's like an open hanger with a plane. It's just a toilet in the middle of the room. You're just standing there like, I've got one more expendable before we leave. I'm here to two. I'm here to two. Everything I do in here is a sequel. What's that guy doing here?

Starting point is 01:16:36 Oh, he's not getting on the plane. He's waiting for us to leave. He waits for us to leave and then he takes his shit in the middle of the warehouse. Jason's save them comes in, he needs absolute privacy. He would say privacy. He needs privacy.

Starting point is 01:16:51 Complete and total privacy. I'm going to take with my third pick Diego Maradona doing everything he did while yacked out of his gourd on cocaine. I mean so much cocaine. So much cocaine. If you were good at soccer though, don't you think cocaine would make you great at it? I think so. I don't feel like that about a lot of other sports.

Starting point is 01:17:18 I don't know the heart well enough, but I feel that the heart can you know the body. can only take so much and to run like that Yeah. on Coke is like that, you're doing full cardio while your heart is already, your heart rate's way up. Blasting. Like a flying airplane is a, you know. I mean, the fact that that thing didn't pop is crazy to me.

Starting point is 01:17:43 It's crazy. I think it was fast enough to get away from the heart attack. It was always three steps behind. Which is a loophole they don't tell you in Dare. Isaac is saying, and he doesn't want to chime in. You can escape cardiac arrest if you run fast enough. Because he doesn't want Lacosa Nostra to come after him. He died at age 60, so yeah, he died.

Starting point is 01:18:00 Shark attack, dude. That's what got Maridona. Gunned down in his prime. Yeah, stay out of the ocean, Diego Maradona. I think that's a cooler one name than Ronaldo, by the way. Maradona? Yeah. Yeah. I think Ronaldinho is the coolest one name. I hate it.

Starting point is 01:18:19 What is it? Ronaldinho. It's got that fun little. I hate the H. What if you call him Lil Ronnie? Yeah, okay. If you wanted to ruin it. International soccer star Lil Ronnie? Lil Ronnie.

Starting point is 01:18:33 Little Brazilian Ronnie? That's just shortened to Lebronnie. Lebronnie. That has to be taken, Lil Brazilian Ronnie. That's gotta be. You probably wanted it. I don't think. I don't know if when they won the World Cup

Starting point is 01:18:44 if he was like blasted on coke but when he won those two titles for Napoli the team in Naples when he was there playing at the pleasure of the the Mafia pretty sure he was blasted on coke Which now they just go to Dubai for yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. Yeah Yeah confirmed firmly covering up her tracks. So if anyone has any legal issues with that, take it to Isaac, I'm not really sure what I'm saying. Yeah, you can email me at SeanJordan187atgmail.com. You missed the dot? Whoa, it just came out the email!

Starting point is 01:19:13 Yeah, but there's a dot in there, take a guess on what this dot is. Sean has given out his actual email on his podcast several times. Hold on, Katie. That's crazy, first of all. Hold on, Sean.Jordan187atgmail, email me, please. What'd you on. Sean Dot Jordan 187 to Gmail, email me please. What'd you say, Katie?

Starting point is 01:19:26 You can give her the dot? You can lose the dot and it won't matter. So I've, someone told me this and I tried it and I don't, are you sure, are you positive? No, because somebody told me this and I haven't tried it, but that person was pretty smart and they email a lot. He's pretty, he's pretty smart.

Starting point is 01:19:44 He emails a lot. He's sending a lot. I think that's a good word for it. He's pretty smart. He emails a lot. He's sending a lot of emails, more than else I've ever sent in my life. Telling your family back home about Soda? He keeps telling me he doesn't want a promotion, otherwise he'd be at the top. Isaac, will you email me without the dot, please? Right now?

Starting point is 01:20:02 Something nice. What do you want me to email you? Anything, just something nice. Okay, okay. Hold on. We don't need to hold on for it, I just want to. Okay, well we can revisit it, we can revisit it. Let's circle back to this you guys.

Starting point is 01:20:14 Yeah, we'll table it for now. Table that, Maradona is what you picked. Maradona doing all that on Kyakien. And then, with the fourth pick. Mariterial Girl. By Madonna. That was, I guess, that was pretty good actually. Mariterial.

Starting point is 01:20:32 Yeah, Mariterial. And then we'll move on from that. We'll move on from that. Isaac, I could really use those nice words if you... I am going to take, this is personal, but I still think it's pretty fucking cool. Damien Lillard, not the one I was at, but hitting quote unquote the bad shot over Paul George

Starting point is 01:20:54 to win, yes, a first round playoff series, but still very cool. The entire celebration where he hits it, waves bye bye, is surrounded by his family and teammates and just stares daggers down the camera. It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my entire life. It was just so cool. The meme one where he falls in

Starting point is 01:21:16 and he's just like. Yeah, and he's just like mean mugging the camera. It's just fucking cool. It was just awesome. I wish him all the best in Milwaukee. I hope he has a wonderful life. I'll send him a wedding present, you know, if they ever lock it down, but I just loved it.

Starting point is 01:21:37 It was awesome. It was so great. That wasn't the shot that he hit like going sideways, right? That's a different shot? No, that was the one against Houston. Well, this was 37 feet from the basket, this one. Where does this go in your brain? Where do you put, you just tuck that away?

Starting point is 01:21:54 37 feet, you just... Yeah, I don't know. I just, it was a, there have been precious few, and especially lately, Portland Trailblazer iconic moments. Fair. Fair. I don't have the rich history of Boston sports rattling around up there. You know, I do. You do, where you're like, yeah,

Starting point is 01:22:13 you know who Mark Bellhorn is, and for me, I know that Damien Lellard hit that shot from 37 feet out. Fair enough. Over Paul George's outstretched arm. I also know that I got to go try to recreate that shot on the Rose Garden floor and didn't even come close to the backboard. That's a long way away.

Starting point is 01:22:32 It's a long way away. Those are my picks. David Bore, time for your fourth pick. Oh, Kerri Strug landing. Strug! Come on. Come on. Oh, Kerri Strug.

Starting point is 01:22:44 We collectively as a nation. Finally visibility for girls with short hair. Strug. Come on. Strug. Come on. We all. Oh, Keri Strug. We collectively as a nation. Finally visibility for girls with short hair. Crazy. I was like, yes, my queen. Which included one young Katie and all the other young Katie and all the other. As a group.

Starting point is 01:22:54 Who are the iconic short hair? Mary Lou Retton. Mary Lou Retton. Yeah. Keri Strug. Who else is there like a Liza Minnelli? Sure. She's there for you guys?

Starting point is 01:23:09 Yarmir Yager, I feel like, is a style icon for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jennifer Goodwin?

Starting point is 01:23:19 Oh yeah, Jennifer. Oh yeah, what? What did she say? You bring a copy of NHL 94 to your hairdresser? Do me like this, could ya? To supercuts, you mean? Where I was getting a very complicated haircut that was getting done at supercuts? Yeah, it's crazy that you thought that they...

Starting point is 01:23:37 It's like, you're getting a creme brulee at McDonald's. You know they don't have the technology. Exactly. They just buzzed me. I was like, am I supposed to be seeing this tool? I'm a girl. Do I have to tell you that? I'm a girl.

Starting point is 01:23:49 Please take this tool away from me. You go in with a picture of Brad Pitt in Fight Club to Fantastic Sam's. You're like, here's exactly what I'm shooting for. They're like, well, you're getting the Sams. It didn't give me the DeAngelos at all. I don't feel tough. Yeah, Keri Strug with a broken ankle.

Starting point is 01:24:09 That was insane. What a moment. Duck it, she was crying, we were crying. We were all as a nation. Was that 96 Atlanta? Yes it was. 96 Atlanta, big year. And the second she landed when she picked up,

Starting point is 01:24:19 you just saw her like pick her foot up. And it was like, you could tell like she stuck the landing and then just could not, physically could not stand she stuck the landing and then just could not, physically could not stand up. It was crazy that she could even, because moments before she'd been sprinting towards the vault. Like that's an insane amount of pain to have to like choke down to compete. I have, I've broken my legs seven times and the thought of doing that. Yeah, well, it's all gambling debt. He just didn't know how to walk away

Starting point is 01:24:48 from the sport of gymnastics. That was Sean's problem. Seven times. Yeah, I'm pretty hard. Love, four and three? Four and three. I think four right, three left, I think. But the point, I can't.

Starting point is 01:24:59 So left is up next. Yeah, Katie Nolan. Left is on notice. Sorry about the yip thing. I don't know what to tell you. I can't even imagine moving on it. Like just looking at it hurt. It's crazy that you could do that.

Starting point is 01:25:12 Like adrenaline and just being that hard gets you through it. That's all I have to say about it. Thank you everybody for listening so attentively. I appreciate it. The death of respect was nice. That's a really good pic, David. Thank you everybody for listening so attentive Struggle Lord Katie It's my time it's my turn Can I just say also I think Jamal is melting down about the commanders. Oh no, is he okay? I just saw on Instagram, he just posted in the notes thing, that song, I seen a man die.

Starting point is 01:25:49 He's a rookie, Jayden is a rookie. Well, I'll reach out to him after this. Yeah, yeah, check on your commander's friends. And check on your Bill's friends' friends, especially. Oh my God, those poor people. I don't think they want to get in. I don't think they want to get in. I don't think they want to get in., yeah, check on your commander's friends. And check on your bail's friends' friends.

Starting point is 01:26:06 Especially. Oh my god, those poor people. I don't think they want to get into it. Those poor people, they just go back to their cold homes covered in ketchup and mustard. And a loss. It's hanging all over the world in cold places. It's straight up one of the coldest places I've ever been.

Starting point is 01:26:22 It's a gray cold, if that makes sense. It's nasty. It's like one of the coldest places I've ever been. It's a gray cold, if that makes sense. It's nasty. It's like one of those colds that like, it's got like a mechanical smell to it. Like it's like a cold, cold, just a sad. Like a metal tinted smell. Yes, and they wear those pajama pants and squirt ketchup on each other in the parking lot, seeking any type of joy.

Starting point is 01:26:44 That sounds all right. And then they get so close, and they're good. squirt ketchup on each other in the parking lot, seeking any type of joy. And then they get so close and they're good. They're so good. They're really good. That was the thing. And it's not enough that Patrick motherfucking Mahomes. Do you think they would have had the commanders? Like the chiefs were the hump for them.

Starting point is 01:26:59 They would have been all right. Not the commander, sorry, the eagles, sorry. Do you think they would have had the eagles? The bills? Yeah, yeah. If they would have got over the chiefs. I would have liked, I would have been all right. Not the commander, sorry, the eagles, sorry. Do you think they would have had the eagles? The Bills? Yeah, yeah, if they would have got over the Chiefs. I would have liked, I would have watched. It would have been a lot more interesting to me. Yeah, absolutely.

Starting point is 01:27:12 As a game. But you know, I still wouldn't mind. At least Steinfeld would have been there? That's what I'm saying. We gotta start lifting her up. I need to familiarize myself with her work because I don't. Is she True Grit? Oh, True Grit, she is amazing in True Grit.

Starting point is 01:27:24 She also, she carried the movie. She was great. The Matt Damon's in there. Damon's good. Damon's pretty funny too. But she nailed it. She eclipses all, yeah, yeah. She's fantastic.

Starting point is 01:27:33 This is an Eastwood film, correct? No, it's a Cohen film. No, it's a Cohen Brothers. What was that? What am I confusing it with? I said it before, Charlie. What's the Eastwood? Grantorino, Grantorino.

Starting point is 01:27:43 But they don't sound alike. Me and my Grantorino. True Grit, okay, I'll watch it? I said it before. Gran Torino. Gran Torino. But they don't sound alike. No, they're not. I'm just trying to name one before you end it. Okay, I'll watch it. I'll watch it. But like now, she's like a musician, right? Yeah. And a actress.

Starting point is 01:27:54 And a stand-up comedian. And she had a sitcom. Steinfeld? You've seen it. I've seen it. Boom ba-doom boom pow. What's the deal with Josh Allen? You know what?

Starting point is 01:28:02 That's pretty funny. I don't know. Anyway. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything.

Starting point is 01:28:09 I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything.

Starting point is 01:28:15 I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything.

Starting point is 01:28:22 I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I believe, on this podcast and I called him Saquon Barkley. And I got some heat. Yeah, Dan still does that. I'm like, babe, you gotta stop. You're gonna infect my brain and this is gonna bite me in the butt. Sounds like you Saquon at doing ad rates, John.

Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah. Yeah, all right. Thanks, man. That was fun. That felt real. That was like Midnight Express. I needed the human contact. You're really good.

Starting point is 01:28:47 Katie. Again? No, what did you just pick? No, I think it's me. It is me. Yeah. It's all that sleep, dude. Right?

Starting point is 01:28:55 Or did I pick? I'm getting more right now. No, it's me. No, he took Keri Strogan, I think. Yeah, so it's... Yeah, okay. I think it's your turn. I am going to go with the 2005 Masters, the Tiger Chip.

Starting point is 01:29:12 Oh yeah. The way that it just rolled up and then gave that perfect like bloop and dropped into the hole. It was like a movie. It's crazy that it happened like that. It was very cool. He's like the most dominant athlete of our lifetimes, right?

Starting point is 01:29:30 Well, there's Serena Williams. Serena is so good. And Simone Biles, people forget that she's very, very good. She's got so many moves named after her. She's like so good that there isn't really anything involving her that you could take in this draft because there's like the competition is so far back. Wow, he just said all y'all other gymnasts are ass.

Starting point is 01:29:50 Yeah, especially Carrie Shrugged. That's going to get on gymnast Twitter. Put your springboards up. No, gymnast. Giddy up. Dude, where do you think I've been? I've been, I left comedy behind years ago. I've been in the gymnast world.

Starting point is 01:30:04 Are there little brothers in there? I hate the way that felt. At gymnast Jones on blue sky? No, on blue ski. Gymnast blue ski, damn good to meet you. Yeah, the 2005 Tiger Woods. Tiger Chip, you should watch a clip of it if you haven't seen it.

Starting point is 01:30:22 You don't have to really like golf. He won that, right? That was his four Isaac Masters Let me look up hold on you just don't have that off the top. Hey, I got sorry I don't keep track of all half Korean athletes and their accolades

Starting point is 01:30:39 Damn, I didn't even got a spreadsheet for you, buddy I've got a spreadsheet for you, buddy Five five right, but how many did he win that year? He was Jewish I know what he had for breakfast that day He was Irish we all forget You got roaring McElroy I got him and hisElroy. I got him. Man, his Wikipedia page is so long. Of course it is. I know, 2005 Masters, did he win? It's so hard, okay, hold on.

Starting point is 01:31:10 You guys all have the internet too, you know? I know, here's the thing, you're supposed to be able to do it faster. Yes, he won his fourth Masters degree. Thank, that's what I said! On the first hole of a play app. Masters degree? Here's the, here's the.

Starting point is 01:31:22 He got his MBA. Ian sounded like Kennedy for a second right there. Did you hear that? Here's Peter. Here's Peter. He got his MBA. Ian sounded like Kennedy for a second right there. Did you hear that? He got his fourth master's degree. On the first hole of a playoff with Chris DiMarco. I should have trusted myself. This is where I get frustrated. I was right, it was his fourth master's win.

Starting point is 01:31:44 But when I trust myself, I say that Shohei's in the 40-40 club. It's something's going on in my brain that's not right. You might have been in the 40-40 club. Maybe he slept too much. Maybe I didn't sleep enough. Maybe I didn't eat enough wedding cake. I don't know what it is.

Starting point is 01:31:56 Some's not right. Says here his real name is Eldrick. What? Tiger Eldrick? Eldrick, Tiger. Oh, I did know that. I think we knew that. Is that his dad's name or something? No, I knew that. What Tiger Eldrick elder I did know that Eldrick taunt Woods taunt is no TNT. Is that like a South Korean name Isaac? I

Starting point is 01:32:13 Don't think so. That's doesn't sound Korean at all really The word think in there, you know Taunt taunt anyway, I Taunt. Taunt. Taunt, anyway. I taunt to think he had a better performance than that. You're getting too close to the pillow. He's gonna be asleep. You're starting to, you're grieving.

Starting point is 01:32:39 You're grieving down there. All right, Sean, time for your fourth, and then we'll take a little break, and then your final picks. Well, Don Bebe chasing down Leon Let in a... Oh! That's always been one of my favorites, because they were down by a lot.

Starting point is 01:32:55 Well, how many? I mean, 30 or something, and I feel bad for Leon. I do, because he was gonna score a touchdown, and that was never something that was on his mind I don't think but Don Beebe just hustling and smacking the ball out of his hands at the goal line For no reason other than to save a little face just a little just a little yeah pride Yeah, white pride You said it on the nfl.com website, on the official NFL 100, this play has a little blurb written

Starting point is 01:33:30 about it by none other than Chad Michael Murray. What? One Tree Hill, of One Tree Hill. Chad Michael Murray, he showed no quit. Those are the four words you learned that day. And then there's a paragraph that I think it's saying he wrote. Would you like me to read it? It's a paragraph and everybody's still like, no fucking way.

Starting point is 01:33:58 It's 20. It was a good thing for the Cowboys Leon Lett, who committed a mental gaffe in Super Bowl. Oh, God, you have to read a Roman numeral out loud. It was one of the four they lost. 27. Yeah. Super Bowl 27 in front of a worldwide television audience of 133 million. That his team had won.

Starting point is 01:34:19 Luckily, his infamous concentration lapse on the last day of January in 1993 came in the fourth quarter, with the Cowboys leading the Bills 52-17. With just under five minutes remaining at the Cowboys 31, Bills QB Frank Reich got sacked and lost the ball. Let a 6'6 defensive tackle weighing 290 pounds recovered the fumble and rumbled towards the end zone completely by himself. Or so he assumed. What he didn't know was that a speedy and hustling Bills receiver, Don Beebe, had all

Starting point is 01:34:53 the while been gaining on him. Just shy of the goal line, a hot dogging Lett held out the ball, which Beebe knocked loose. The ball bounced into the end zone and out of bounds for a touchback Technically let was credited with a 64 yard return But that memorable play has often overshadowed the lineman's two career pro bowl appearances and three Super Bowl rings Andy connect That's that's the kind of storytelling that made his very short arc on Gilmore Girls, one of the most compelling of the Rory Boyfriend arcs.

Starting point is 01:35:31 Ryke just feels like one of those last, it didn't feel right to say, Ryke. Isn't that a scary word? That shouldn't be a last name. I feel that way about a number of last names that we're still letting circulate. You can be a Ryke, you can be a Ryke Jr., but you can be a right junior, but you can't be a right the third My time for my fifth pick my final pick right well It's all inside of my brain. It's all in the right nipple. You got it. My time for my fifth pick, my final pick, right? Well, we're gonna take a real quick break first. And we'll be right back with more Chad Michael Murray. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Babbel.

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Starting point is 01:38:37 a podcast that happens in the greater casuals universe, we consider ourselves. When he takes out his contacts, his vision is Chad Michael blurry. So I'm gonna make my fifth pick. We consider ourselves when he takes out his contacts his vision is Chad Michael blurry So I'm gonna make my fit my fit The 900 bro, yeah It was sick, I mean that

Starting point is 01:39:04 Skating was dying and the X Games came back but like it just wasn't bad. And then that happened and it like thrust into the mainstream and it made, it's still, it's more popular than it's ever been. And it's 30 years later. So it's, no it isn't. What's more popular than it's ever been? It's a 900?

Starting point is 01:39:16 Skateboarding. Yeah, just to be exact. I would have given anything, I would have bet anything that you had more than one skateboarding pick on your dress. Yeah, I was shocked it was so late in the game. Do you even really skate? No, he doesn't.

Starting point is 01:39:30 I do a version of it. Well, none of it would resonate. I mean, of course, there's been amazing things that have happened, but then they just wouldn't be hilarious. You could elucidate. You could paint us a picture. Sorry. Fuck you, dude.

Starting point is 01:39:41 Just Chad Michael Murray it for us. Give us a nice succinct... Okay, here you go. Sorry. Fuck you, dude. Just Chad Michael Murray it for him. Chad Michael Murray. Give us a nice succinct. Okay, here you go. Here's my sixth man. Frank Gerwer just ollied Wallenberg and he's in his 50s. Wallenberg is one of the biggest skateboarding landmarks there is.

Starting point is 01:39:56 It's the middle school in San Francisco. It's gigantic. It's four stairs, but it's like the equivalent to a 12-stair. Should be called Starenberg. Ian's setting up, you can tell now from that keen wit. But Frank Gurr, we're all Ian Wallenberg in his 50s. I have a hard out, it's right now. I have a hard out, it's right now.

Starting point is 01:40:11 It's a birthday hard, or is it? Yeah. That's a pretty soft out, if you ask me. Oh my God. Anyway, the 900. We don't need to litigate it any further. All right. He needs to litigate. Katie,. All right. He's litigate.

Starting point is 01:40:26 Katie, your final pick. Oh my God, really? Yeah. And I hate to go back to the well of, just the very deep well of my personal fandom. But that Malcolm Butler interception of the Seahawks in the 2015 Super Bowl was fucking incredible.

Starting point is 01:40:50 Just an incredible moment in wind probability shifting. Just an incredible moment to be playing a team that has Marshawn Lynch and to just have that be the play call, which I know I think smart people have broken down, like why you would have had to like burn a time out if you ran and yada yada. But it just the fact that we even had the chance to hop in there and cut that off. I flipped a chair upside down at the bar.

Starting point is 01:41:18 I was so fucked. I could not fucking believe what I just saw. I was so hyped. I can't imagine that would, I also can't, I understand that maybe it was the smart thing to do, but that is a Hall of Fame play-in-yourself moment for the Seahawks. You have fucking Marshawn Lynch.

Starting point is 01:41:35 There's no advanced stat that accounts for having Marshawn Lynch on your team. That close to the goal line. I'm not a Seahawks fan. Just insane. Also a great moment in something bad happening to Russell. Oh my god, Wilson. Wilson. Yeah. I thought you were coming up with a fun nickname for the middle before you got to the end. Just figured you paused while you tried to think of.

Starting point is 01:42:02 Russell, I should go back to laying down. I'm taking, uh, Wake Shep been doing the first 1620 on rollerblades. Oh my god. This is Wake Shep. Of course it is. He probably looks like a fucking tool. The superior sport and amount of spins. Yeah. How many? 16, 20. That's a lot more spins.

Starting point is 01:42:30 You can catch me in Rapid City. Four and a half. Mm. Yeah. Probably the superior athlete, I'd say. Really, right? How is this then Wake Shephman? Wake Shephman? It's like somebody played a California name generator. How is that Wakeshephman? Wakeshephman? Did you just look that up?

Starting point is 01:42:46 What was your Google search? What was your Google search? Like coolest ex-game moments. Like how we got Childish Gambino out of a Wu-Tang generator? Wakeshephman! So exact! Ventura Goldstein. Wakeshephman.

Starting point is 01:43:02 Ventura Goldstein. Which? Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Coconut Rodriguez. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! OJ Simpson. That's just what's that one.

Starting point is 01:43:18 If that doesn't count, Andre the Giant. Of course it doesn't count. It's not a sport. What? Rollerblading is not a sport what a hard line strange hard line birthday hard line skateboarding is a sport but See anybody mean a 1620 roller skate buddy. Yeah, well, they're doing they're doing 1280s These kids are doing a roller skate. Yeah, that's close, but not quite quite wake believe wake Shepman did a

Starting point is 01:43:44 1620 Whenever that happened no more than an hour ago. So when they when they get to 1620 called me otherwise till then I'm a rollerblader, baby. I'll call you before then just to tell you that I like you. He's team puppet puppet suds puppet No, you got it. You got it. Let's go. It is it's puppet suds It's the team that Sets? Puppins Sets. Puppins Sets. It's the team that they skated for in the Disney Channel original movie. Disney-chill was the way I said it.

Starting point is 01:44:13 I don't know what's happening. I'm trying to get you back. Disney Channel original movie. Disney Channel original movie. Oh no, is it Wine 30 in New York? When you say Liza Minnelli's name, she comes for one of you. It was a Disney Channel original movie.

Starting point is 01:44:28 Break. Speaking of break, I'm gonna break another glass of wine. Good. Fun. Fun. A treat. Excellent. Excellent all around, Wake Shepard.

Starting point is 01:44:41 Time for my final pick. So many, so many good ones here. I'm going to take Something that didn't affect me at all But I I just I'm taking a linsanity Jeremy Sanity shoot it was it was just fucking crazy. Oh I gotta fuck you in the chat from Isaac. I thought he was gonna be mad he stole a kiss. I'm so glad you picked.

Starting point is 01:45:12 This is the greatest moment of Asian American history in sports. Wait, what did you just say? The greatest sports clip in American history? This is the greatest sports moment of Asian American history. Oh, I thought you said American history. Well, that too. But, you know. Kind of a wayward Knicks team, you know.

Starting point is 01:45:33 Oh, leaf blower. I don't know if you can hear it. Jeremy Lin, a Taiwanese American man who went to Harvard University. Ever heard of it? Ever heard of it. Almost as good as Brown. Why did I think he went to Stanford?

Starting point is 01:45:47 I think he went to Harvard. He grew up in Palo Alto. Okay, yeah, he's a big kid, though. And he wanted to go to Stanford, I believe, but then like, oh, I'm just gonna go to Harvard instead. Yeah. He settled for Harvard. What a flex, what a flex.

Starting point is 01:45:59 Undrafted, undrafted pre-agent, and just came in and like, had one of the most electric runs In NBA history short-lived but electric and then how long are we talking? How long was this? It was like a year. Linsanity was like, I don't know two weeks. I think Really was that short? It wasn't it wasn't But it wasn't super, is it two weeks? What is that like three or four? Because he got injured. He got injured before the playoffs.

Starting point is 01:46:30 It's harder than your birthday. Like a hockey puck. Stop it. What? I thought we were done. Be Lin Sirius right now. He, uh, yeah, it was not, Linsanity was not very long, but he went out, he like, played against all these great teams too.

Starting point is 01:46:51 Was this like mid-season? Mid-season. It was like January? February? Yeah, February was like the crux of it. That's exciting, a fun little run that just like lifts you up. Do you have the stats on it though?

Starting point is 01:47:04 Less than two months in February of 2012. Right. He went head to head like he went head to head against like play better than John or do you have in front of you? Isaac has it. Now the Google now Google works. Reddit works. Linsanity stats. He averaged twenty three point nine points, three point nine rebounds and nine point two assists on fifty, 36, and 73 shooting splits. He went off against like Carmelo,

Starting point is 01:47:29 Amari Stoudamire and Carmelo were hurt. And then he went off against John Wall. He did like drop 38 on Kobe. Like it was against the NBA's like best players at that point too. That's very cool. Yeah, he was just killing them all. It was great.

Starting point is 01:47:43 It was just the unlikeliest dude for so many reasons. If anyone, if he had been undrafted, it would have been amazing. If he had been a Taiwanese American guy, it would have been amazing. If he had been a dude who went to Harvard, it would have been annoying but rare. If he had been a guy from Palo Alto.

Starting point is 01:47:58 A dude from Palo Alto, but it was all those things together for the Knicks. Who were just desperate for something cool to happen. Yeah, and then he ended up like making a ton of money for it from the Houston Rockets. And I think ended up, I think he was on that Raptors team that won the championship with Kawhi. Yeah, NBA champion Jeremy Lin.

Starting point is 01:48:18 Oh wow. Yeah. So yeah, it was just fucking cool. A team that could have come up in this and didn't. Absolutely, quite a few. The Kawhi shot, the three bounce. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is a big pro-MB podcast, so we were gonna get that.

Starting point is 01:48:36 That's the final pick. Isaac, do you have a pick? Yeah, I'm gonna take the 2013 NBA finals, the Ray Allen shot. Oh, that was cool. That was, I was at the right age for that shot. I think I was 18. That was like the precise age at which I needed to see something like that.

Starting point is 01:48:55 And it essentially made my career, made me want to like work in sports entertainment and I did. And my dog is barking for no reason. The heat versus the spurs. I thought you were going to say maybe you wanna work in audio. It was just like that. You were gonna get a crowd pop. You were gonna join the military.

Starting point is 01:49:12 I just love music, man. What'd you do at that moment? I wanna do the music version of that. Wow. He like, I mean, just it was another one of those presence of mind that where he just like made sure he was behind the three. The Spurs had velvet ropes set up and champagne out and they were about to bring out the champagne.

Starting point is 01:49:33 Yeah. Yeah, cool. Tariq, does that champagne go undrank? Did they give it to the ball boys? They have to send it to they send it to the ball boys? They have to send it to Eastern Europe. Embarrassed. Bunch of kids drinking it. That's actually Jokic's first memory of the NBA.

Starting point is 01:49:54 They said in 96 they sent the Sonic champagne over to Serbia. That's what his family had for dinner for a month. Yeah. The brothers did at least had for dinner for a month. Yeah. The brothers did at least. And I have not stopped since. Sean, you went first. You took Randy Johnson hitting a bird. Nolan Ryan hitting a Robin Ventura.

Starting point is 01:50:14 Mankind hitting a cage and falling all the way through it. Don Beebe hitting a football out of Leon Lett's hands. And then Tony Hawk hitting a 900. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. hitting a 900? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Katie, you on second, you took the Red Sox coming back down from 3-0 in the ALCS in 2004. Brandi Chastain winning the 1999 World Cup,

Starting point is 01:50:36 almost said Women's World Cup, World Cup. It is a Women's World Cup. World Cup for women, I know, but I'm an ally. Okay. I call it the Men's World Cup. Nice, I know but I am an ally. Okay. I call it the men's World Cup. Nice. Thanks. Yeah. I was watching the MNBA the other day.

Starting point is 01:50:53 Shohei joining the 50-50 club with a grand slam. The 2005 Tiger Masters and Malcolm Butler's interception to seal the Super Bowl for the New England Patriots. David, you went third. Good list. To Deon Sanders playing in baseball game and a football game in the same day. Doc Ellis's no-hittery throw on acid.

Starting point is 01:51:16 Larry Bird eating wedding cakes. Carey Strug and Wake Shepman's 1620. Arguably the better athlete. Not even20. Arguably the better athlete. Not even an argument, just the better athlete. Sean actually looks bad. I'm not, it's as close as I'm ever gonna get. He didn't think we were ever gonna find out about Wake Shepman.

Starting point is 01:51:37 Yeah, he didn't want us to know. He was like, as long as Ian, Katie, and David don't find out about Wake Shepman, skateboarding is going to still seem cool. It's me, it's me. It's Wake. Well, bad news, bitch. We found out.

Starting point is 01:51:51 We know now. I know. I'm going to have to make a little sojourn after this. Oh, nice. Nice to be a sojourn. I took Jesse Owens, beating the Nazis in 1936. Reggie Miller hitting the choke sign in front of Spike Lee, Maradona winning two Series A, Serie A championships on cocaine,

Starting point is 01:52:09 Damien Lillard's the bad shot, and Linsanity. Lot of good stuff left on the board, including Freddie Freeman winning. I was about to say, you were there. I was at the gate when Freddie Freeman won a World Series game with a home run baseball. He hit a grand slam home run baseball and won the game one of the World Series. I mean whatever.

Starting point is 01:52:30 Would that Prince Halftime show have counted? Are you mocking the Los Angeles Dodgers? The World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers right now, Katie Nolan? Yeah I am. Did you guys want to throw money at me to make that go away? Well how much would it take? How much would it take? Where do we start?

Starting point is 01:52:50 Yes, um... The 28-3 comeback, the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Oh my god. You have so many. I know. It's pretty crazy. And I'm very grateful. I feel very lucky. But it just, you know, nobody wants to hear it. What about that Pete Weber guy the bad boy of bowling? Yeah, dang it fun

Starting point is 01:53:10 Texas USC national championship or Vince Young just like the Vince Young versus that USC team was amazing The play with the band when the band was on the field that's fine The play. The play. The play. But the play with the band, when the band was on the field. That's fine. That is so cool. Sean Elway was.

Starting point is 01:53:29 Yeah, it was Elway. Stanford, Cal. And one, and one, that's the whole situation. Just all of them, one. And one. Escalate existing. As a whole. Mark Jackson's brother.

Starting point is 01:53:39 Yeah, that's right. Odell's catch. Oh, that was fucking nuts. Is that the helmet? Is that the helmet? No, that wasn right. Odell's catch. Oh, that was fucking nuts. Is that the helmet? Is that the helmet? No, that wasn't the helmet. The helmet was David Tyree. Okay. To beat the Patriots.

Starting point is 01:53:51 Leicester City 2016. Oh yeah. That was cool. That was very fun. Iverson stepping over Tyloo. I had a Moscon series with it. The Miracle on Ice. The Miracle on Ice.

Starting point is 01:54:01 Did I not say that yet? That's crazy, I haven't said that yet. Miracle on Ice. Do you believe in miracles? Yeah! Exactly. He does. I watched Al Michaels eat a piece of pie earlier this year.

Starting point is 01:54:12 Or late last year. Private. It was an intimate pie. Was it flown in for him, right? No. No, it was not a pie of providence. It was a, it was a, no, it was not a pie of providence. It was a pie of circumstance. That happened to be a pie of evidence. Change the record on that one.

Starting point is 01:54:28 That's how you got here. What are you, a private investigator? Who want to hear yours? Hit us up. Wait, come on, that was really great. That was good, private investigator. That was really, really great. Okay, great.

Starting point is 01:54:40 Yeah. Private investigator open for the killers, Glastonbury, right? Yeah. Atta babe. It's that kind of podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I have an investigator open for the killers Glastonbury, right? It's that kind of podcast yeah We don't hear is it's open all fantasy part on Twitter Actually not all fantasy pod. We got to start a blue sky one. Also. We I don't even know if we ever checked the

Starting point is 01:55:02 I'm just so used to saying this shit. I would check it on Twitter. I'd just be out here saying shit. I'm just out here saying stuff. All fancy podcast at gmail.com, is that right? Yep. Google not evil. Yeah, you're gonna back check everything? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, once you turn over a rock

Starting point is 01:55:17 and see all the bugs crawling under there like I have. You gotta eat them. You're not ready for it. That's right, you gotta eat them. They have to eat them. The bugs in the Lion King did look delicious. Yeah. Slimy and satisfying.

Starting point is 01:55:29 They made them look juicy and crunchy. Yeah, at the same time. They look really like a pickle. It's like a texture thing. Yeah. Anyway, all fantasy podcasts at gmail.com. Shout out to everyone on the AFE Patreon, where you can hear mailbag episodes, auction drafts,

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Starting point is 01:56:16 Jesus, what? No. In which ways? Is that not right? I haven't really been following the news. Why is that? I've tuned out since been following the news. Why is that? Is that? I've tuned out since he had the kid. Sean Combs, the music producer? The Jeffrey Epstein of All Fantasy Everything, Isaac Lee.

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