All Fantasy Everything - Drugs (w/ Will Miles)

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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used to make our own sweet pickles. Girkin? Is that what he said? Girkin? Who's me and Girkin's little brother and we were making her, I don't know, I'm trying to come up with the David.

No, that's pretty good. I have recently started to be like, I got to stop saying people's real names on stuff. Most of the time you don't. I say the nicknames a lot, too. Don't anybody know who Fred is. To me, that is their real name is a problem. Have you heard back from any of your...

I know you've heard from Laura. No, Smith. Oh, Laura's his wife. Dog. I can't believe you just did that. So this weekend, we're doing another... I've been scared of doing that for like a decade, and you just did hilarious. Switching the two of them?

It's nuts, yeah. I don't know, I'll do it again, too. I was nuts. I'm on the outside. I'm an extra governmental strike force. Anybody can get it. Did you just watch Denna Thieves or something? What are you doing?

Denna Thieves is so good, broof. It's so good, bro. I've always just watched Den the Thieves. I'm there for all the dens you want to give me. I go to Benihana's and I show it to the chef. Danny Hanas. Danny Hanas. Nice.

Is that way he works? He works. Momans. Wait, is Part 2 is he bruce? British the whole time? He, have you seen? Have you seen, have you seen part two? Oh my God.

Have you guys seen that? I know. I've seen the one. I haven't finished part one to be completely honest. You haven't seen two? Well, then the British accent makes no sense to you. Yeah, no. The fact that you haven't seen, damn it.

I'm going to point of you like this. I still haven't seen Braveheart. I know I said I'd watch it two weeks ago. Yeah. Roughly. It's not going to hold it. It's not going to feel any better. I didn't read a midsummer night's dream.

No, me either. We were talking a lot of shit. I got it too. I got it in the crib. remind me when I talk that shit and I'm like, I wasn't serious. Yeah.

I mean, I was. I have aspirations of reading a mid-summer night stream. You can't like say, I wasn't, okay, so just to fill you and if anybody hasn't listened. Say whatever I want.

Did we start the show? Yeah. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fan of Davey started to do the whole thing. It's a podcast where you can fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we're drafting drugs.

Yay. Our guest today is our friend, stand-of comedian and the brilliant writer Will Miles. How's it going? How's it going, everybody? Hey, how are you? Oh, I forgot I have to talk, right? No, well, just intermittently. I can't wave? No, yeah. Yeah, you do whatever you live? Talk. This is recorded, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes. We chop it up. We record every fifth one. Okay, good. Yeah. Is this the lottery? We don't know. We never know when it's being recorded.

Isaac decides. Yes. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me, as always, are my friends and comedian, Sean Jordan and David Boree. I was serious. I do want to read it. But in practice, it's, It's trickier. I didn't even look for it on Amazon. To be able to read Midsummer's Night's Room, you would need time like on, you know, to yourself, like on an airplane. I thought you were going to go into it.

Or when you're in another city, away from your wife and kid, you know? Also, you're not going to even want to do it then. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. See, he was being a jerk. You're being serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to go like Midsummer Nightsie on me.

To read a Midsummer Night's dream. To read or not to read. That is a question. That's Hamlet, dip shit. Whether tis no bler in a man. I don't know Hamlet's shake something like that

To bear the slings and arrows And it's by asleep to say we die I told you I didn't fucking read it What fools these mortals be When at first we do When at first we do begin to deceive How's it go? Oh god

That's like the best line When first we practice to deceive When at first we practice too dece Oh what wicked webs we weave When first we practice When first we practice to deceive? Conspired I like conspire better Let's just change it

Conspider There's a I'm thinking of a rap lyric where he says what a tangled web we weave and we can spy a chicken see I always like saying what a tangled web we weave I did too that's a great line what a tangled web we weave I like hey do you have any ciders on tap yes we have five but what a tangled web we weave

now that's not even a shit part of a phrase that I don't know is applicable so I'll be like oh yeah six of one six to one dude and then you just don't nothing else yeah 25 or six to four bro like that is six seven you gotta spend money to make money six seven I just went in Went in

I'm working on a tonight show right now and it's a very pop culture forward program and I've had to I have to learn

about everything and my niece was just in town she filled me in on six seven what is that wait what do you guys talking

it's nothing right it's nothing it's nothing that's what my niece said too yeah that's funny yeah they're like it's kind of

just to fuck with us it's like a nihilistic meme it is let me know I have no idea we're talking about so if anyone says six or seven

or especially six seven in a row people will go 6-7 and it's based on what hold on why would so yeah exactly you know about this no

so okay good you don't know about that so if I just if I'm just having a conversation like how many how many new pairs of shoes do I have in this shed? I don't know like 6 or 7

that's exactly the situation too yeah it's a how many and then a 6 7 but if I just say 6 7 6 7 you could still get hit with it yeah but only 6 or 6 oh really well I don't know Now I'm making up rules

Yeah, these are not the Gen Z Gen Alpha rules But it doesn't mean anything She was like, I don't know It doesn't mean anything I was like oh, then why are you guys saying it? She's like it's just fun Well, it's not for us though at that point

I mean that's fun though I like a random Like Skibbitty was bullshit too That was nothing And we were like kids are saying skimity now And they're like we're not I did exactly what they didn't Yeah yeah

This is stupid these kids Skiviti toilet okay alpha And you're like But there's no way to win They got you yeah It's true it's true no different than what we were doing as kids it's just what they're no because like

6-7 was just like it's based on like a basketball player they were like he was saying his height and he just said 6-7 weird so he was like 6-7 and people said he was like oh that is a weird way to say you're right it's funny the way he said it was 6-10

you know remember the Lamello ball it's Lamello ball Lamello ball I'm out yeah not a Lamello fan I agree I'm out he no I don't like You don't like him?

I was on board. You know what it is? His shoes are great. I bought a big baller brand shirt. It was never delivered. You would snake that by the big baller brand. But that guy was proven to be, you know, a bad guy. Whoever they went into Big Baller with.

They like sued that guy and they won. He like took all the money from the Big Ball. He got my money. LeVar and then he used it to start a company that plants fake trees. Oh, he did? Which is that business model? That's good. I'm making fun of Isaac for the Kauai Leiter to Spire.

Aspire? What's the company called? Aspiration, I think. Aspiration. Yeah. Zach, we haven't been able to do a basketball podcast because Zach Harper's in Italy. I know. I'll do one with you.

All right. Do you want to? Okay, we'll find out of that later. Yeah. You guys know about this Kauai Lai Lai? I heard there's a scandal with Kauai. I didn't read further. Quite the scandal.

Oh, really? No. Co-Wite the scandal. Wow. I heard you start it. Well, he said it. Yeah, that's good. Isaac, delete when you said it.

Thank you Or get over here It's grown into a popular bit on the show Isaac cut that One of the new bits in the last year Isaac cut that I'm right on board Yeah

We're having sashes printed up And say Isaac cut that The show sashes are the next big merch thing Because they're one size fits all dude All right Yeah We should make Isaac cut that pins though What's the pins?

We should make Isaac cut that pin Oh yeah little pins Yeah for punk rock Oh, Isaac cut that pins. I got you. Or scissors. Oh, Isaac cut that scissors? Oh, I can make some money off those.

We're just selling scissors. You should have knives. If there's one thing I've learned about podcasting, it's that we get in it to sell stuff. Yeah. The first time I went on Douglas movies, he's heat, right now. You had to bring prizes at the time. He doesn't do it anymore, but you had to bring like a prize to give to the crowd, the winner or whatever. And I was like, I have a switchplay.

I'll just bring that. Yeah. I was serious, though. I was like, who wouldn't like a switch plate? Yeah. with the blood of a soche on it Socia?

Yeah, what did you do? Just killed a socha on the way here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that from the outsiders? Oh, yeah. Oh, I like that. Me and, uh, yeah, me and Daly. Yeah.

Two bit and soda pop. Did you just watch the outsiders? No, but I know, I know it. I was just wondering why you had that, like, front of mind. You're trying to get hit? Yeah. Interesting. Well, it goes interesting.

Interesting. The dynamic. I like this, guys. Yeah. We'll start smoking a cigarette. You're doing exactly what I want you to. They're playing into our hands. So begins the race war.

We thought it would pop up. Pick a side. We're in an escape room. It starts between the two whites? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, great. That's the new politics now, right? I don't know. That's true.

First, the whites handle each other. No, I'm Jewish. Six-seven. Skivity, six-s-s-s-s-s-7. Civity toilet. Type shit is good, too, yeah. But it's just like when we would, like, when we were kids and someone would be like, oh, do you have those goggles? And you'd be like, it's the goggles, they do nothing, you know, like from the Simpsons.

No, I don't. I never did that, but. I'm going to try to think of it. I was going to. I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah. But I did to, what did I do?

Smash and like and subscribe, if you related to that. meme. I used to say I was saying Boearns all the time. There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like your mom, I still do. Your mom goes to college. Your mom goes to college. That's so funny no matter what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which still works by the way. That's so funny. That's hilarious. That works in almost anywhere.

Yeah. Your mom goes Where doesn't it work? Your mom goes to college. It's so good. If your mom's dead, it doesn't work. Oh, man. Your mom's dead. No. Yeah. She's been in college a long time. We're drafting drugs. right yeah yeah drugs so you said you wanted to hash this out on wax

hash dude wax bro don't that bitch double he said you wanted to cocaine this on with it do uh do fictional drugs count I'm thinking of like three I have particularly one fictional drug I think they can we got the same one I'm just thinking later down the line I don't who's just

I never even thought about fiction But if you think about, which is embarrassing now, I was just like, okay, well, I think stuff I do. The television show is fictional or movie. Oh. Well, so I don't want to get into it too much. One of them is real, but in the show, it's a fictional version of it in a show. Wait, really?

There's a movie that has a couple. Are you talking about that episode, saved by the bell where she does cocaine? Ted, yes. Don't they find a roach? Oh, no, she's doing, she's doing. Speed, right? No, she's doing yellow jackets, or diet pills. When she's like, I'm so excited.

I'm so scared. Yeah, yeah. It's like, are you? Hot Sunday. I love it when a bad show, when a show like that has like a glimpse of real acting. Yeah. Yeah. A little taste of showgirls.

Yeah. It's like, oh, okay, she might lead a movie. That is. I bet you there's a meme out there somewhere like with that timeline of like how she got to show, like how Jesse Spano made it to Vegas. Well, her name is Elizabeth Berkeley. Well, I mean, I bet you Somebody built like a fictional world I'm not sure that meme has persevered

Because it was a touch of real acting You don't think she got it? You don't think she nailed it? In that scene? No, because she was like, I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so scared I think it was like That was bad I think she did well with the dialogue I mean, okay, bad writing

It was awful, right? We can't watch it can we? No, Isaac, pull it up Isaac has that There's two TVs in here I swear to God we can watch stuff on TV But, yeah, it's, she was all right in that scene. She was dancing. And she, like, broke down cry. I remember it.

I mean, I haven't seen it since I was eight. You were about eight. Yeah. It's like, yeah. I used to think, do you remember the Zach attack? Their band? I used to think Mark Paul Gossler was really singing. Oh, yeah.

That was like Tim. Yeah. I bet no way he was. Okay, so wait, just for my clarification, though, Will Smith, how come he don't want me? That's good. That's amazing. That's like the best thing I've ever seen.

That's, okay. Yeah, like, still. That's really is. It's top acting things I've ever seen in my life. Twice a year I put that on if I'm a little tired. And you still cry every time. It's like, oh, it's that good. He's nuts, obviously, but he makes you cry.

He's been going. I can separate it too. He's been going crazy. He's been falling off the deep end a little more lately. He did a lot of talk about, like, how he's expanded into a new version of self. Yeah. Who had to do that to get to his new level. Very all about him.

He's, and doing a lot of weird AI. Oh, yeah. Seems like a self-centered gentleman. Will Smith? Yeah. I don't know. I'd rather he just took a couple plays off, man. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

I'd love it, actually. I think most people think he is. Taking plays off? I think most people think he's taken a couple of plays off. Meanwhile, he's like running all these plays harder than ever. So I think he's only really existing in a self-enforced feedback loop where he's just surrounded by sick of fans. I met him before. Like that he kind of, because he can't, he's not like, like he can't go anywhere.

He did meet him. He did stand-up for him, right? Not for him, but like he did a stand-up show. Yeah, he was there. Never came out? He interviewed him too. No, it came out. It did come out.

It was on, it was on Roku. Yeah, Roku. Yeah, yeah. So if you have a Roku. Can I still, I never saw it. Can I still see it tonight? It's on Roku. Yeah.

Have you seen it? No, I know. I know, Shane. He flared bartended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was supposed to do that, too. You were on there with you. you guys.

Will probably what? Did you do it? I met him in different circumstances. See, I'm the only one. You're the only one who hasn't met Wilson. You were the tennis consultant on King Richard, right? Yeah, exactly. Yes, I raised Venus in three years to get that title.

I was on a show with Venus Williams. That's why I couldn't do it. Oh, I remember that. Oh, wow. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That weird little chapter of my life. That's CBS show.

Speaking of drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's 2019? sure well we didn't know it was before everything changed for kids we were all fucked up we were all fucked up pre oh yeah I look I think about it sometimes

like I just it's crazy the hours the I don't know any of that stuff it just seems nuts now it does yeah well the lifestyle wasn't even that nuts it just seems Ida's just so different the lifestyle was pretty nuts was it yeah

all right everyone's lifestyle was nuts we were nuts especially when you're not even just kids it's like just younger version before pandemic versions of all of us we were nuts insane we were insane they had just given me some money yeah exactly all of us all of us got here and got money it was like all right yeah let's go fucking crazy about running around Vegas with $600 like yeah jobs were yeah jobs were coming like yeah jobs were out you start to realize it's going to work and then you're like wait oh shit I got a second or third TV all right fine I'm fucking blowing all of

It's not a coincidence anymore. Yeah, it's not an accident. I didn't get lucky once. Yeah. I used to get in a guy's car and he would drive around the block and the only thing I knew about him was that he was a drug dealer. Yeah. I didn't know anything else.

I didn't even know if he leased or owned that car. The only thing I knew was this is a drug dealer and I'll be like, yeah, I'll hop in, drive around the block. Yes, I have a lot of cash on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I definitely have a weapon in your end. I put my trust in you.

I put my trust in you. The Tiena network. Yeah. You know where I live you. You pick me up on my house. Yeah, right. You have my address, I have to give it to you. I didn't even go a house over.

That's funny, when you go out of your house to meet him in his car, and it's like, why don't it come to your office? This is a much more non-discreet. Yeah, yeah. I look crazy or coming out of my house, getting into a black car that's running in the middle of the street. And then getting dropped back off. No scenario other than I'm really good at hand jobs.

There's either you sold me cocaine or I'm amazing at handoff. They just do a U-turn and come back and drop you right back off. Do you think people are driving to get hand jobs like that? I don't know. Probably. Like if you're a super pro? A nice one? A nice one.

Yeah. Nice. How do you judge a nice one? Well, like one that doesn't hurt, I guess, you know? Jesus. Now I have questions the other way. Sometimes I can feel all right. I don't know why you tapped him.

That's weird. Depends on how many black cars I got in the night before. I'm not, you're talking about a hand job? Isaac, can you cut that? Is this scenario you're setting up a hand job so as to relieve you of a post-cocaine hangover? I don't know that I ever had one of those. Post-cocaine hangover?

What? You never a post-cocaine hangover. Hmm? Huh? I don't think so. You've never had a post-cocan hangover? Like, where you just feel really terrible the next day? Like, real bad.

Blown out? I couple it with the other things, though. again like we said I'm sure we'll talk about it but I've never done it regular we should get into it let's do it

we're dancing around the drugs we're just the thing that happens on certain drugs Sean has Jordan not on anything anymore Sean Cudel Mel Jordan on Instagram squeeze bro

it's not that good you've been working out no it actually really is where do you go Goulds I don't work out I skateboard nice

that burns cows that burns calories not enough it's not bad for like somebody who doesn't lift it really is for a pussy it's not that

it's not that he's juicing I don't believe him yeah he's on it yeah he's on that when does this come out ice I have down here

October 9th but I could be wrong that's my birthday happy birthday birthday let everybody make sure you say happy birthday today

let's get a happy birthday in the chat 24 24 years old wow 24 all your drug days behind you

all behind me strange should have known you a decade and you're only 20 from 2019 when I was 14 when I saw you okay yeah yeah yeah Chelsea Lately a 14 year old Chelsea lately dude yeah Chelsea youngly yeah you know a lot of people were saying that's funny a lot of people say that I said it quickly if even if it was yeah yeah yeah uh I'll be in Grand Rapids Michigan tonight through Saturday with Kyle Canane and then I'll be in Rapid City South Dakota next weekend Friday and Saturday two shows each night so come hang up well you had the Cedar Rapids after that yeah exactly you fucking prick do love that movie I

I love that movie. Oh, I knew that. Yeah, we've talked about, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. It's a great movie. Yeah, they don't do that anymore. They don't let you localize a movie like that and just a... Call it Cedar Rapids and have a hotel and I will.

Ed Helms and John C. Riley just run the ship. John C. Riley's incredible in that. Anne H. is good in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red Foreman, whatever's real name is. Yeah, he's so good. John C. Riley hangs out around Atwater Village all the time. All the time.

All the time. We're in sort of like a big denim suit. He's a big hat guy, too. He wears the lovely derbies. Yeah. Yeah. His kids are gorgeous. I bet.

Two boys, 25 or something? Stunny. So here's to the, like, because John C. Riley, no shade. You wouldn't look at John C. Riley and be like, what an attractive man, probably. I'm sure he is, if you see him. I think he, I think I would say

that John C. Riley is ugly in an incredibly pleasing way. Yeah. But if you look at young John C. Riley. He does look like a man, yeah. But he used to be hot. They all used to be hot. He did.

These are legitimately models, I think. Really? That's how attractive there. They just all used to. Everybody used to be hot. though. That's the thing, like every famous person we've talked about it quite a few times. I don't know if John's Give me. Well, I go, give me, give me.

Not, I wouldn't say this man is hot. But he's in shape. You get the rest of him in there. He looks like a collegiate wrestling. He was in born. He was, oh, he does. He's really tall, though. He's tall. He's tall. He's tall. Coveted feature. I don't mean that when I say, like, when I say he's ugly, I don't really mean, like, I do, he's

lovely to look at. I really truly enjoy looking at him. So maybe he is beautiful. And I just need to expand my definition. There you go. I'm just saying every famous person used to be hot. Like, anyway, you don't think of them, but they all used to be hot. Yeah. There's a reason they're famous.

Yeah, that's true. There's like, whenever I see somebody, I'm like, I'd never would have thought twice. And then you see them in person, you're like, holy shit, they're stunning. I saw RuPaul on the street one time. Gorgeous. Right? Like, it was like, even if I didn't know who that was, I would have thought that was. And do you know how tall Roo is?

So tall. Six, seven. Yeah. If not taller. I got caught. It is funny when you see the comedy people like. Like, you're like, oh, that person was on a comedy show. Yeah.

Maybe they just look regular. They're stunning. Still hot. Still hot. Still hot. Incredibly gorgeous. Still hot. All of them.

All the way in's hot. Hot. Every person on TV is hot. Junior is hot. Stunning. They're all hot. They're all stunning. Keenan Ivory is a pretty handsome guy.

His name is Keen Ivory. Of course you got an ivory in your name. You can't be that. You have to either have to be hot or so ugly. Like, ivory. Middle name comes into play. Ivory. It could be a busted cock.

If your name was Keenan Ivory and you were just a really ugly linebacker for LSU, you'd be like, all right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see you Keenan Ivory. Let me throw a Sean Jordanesque scenario at you. Okay. Which is to say it would never happen, but I still wanted your reaction. What if I had named my son instead of Arthur Keenan Ivory Carmel? I'd be into it.

It would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you thinking about that for round two? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Son or daughter. Yeah. No matter what.

Ivory Keenan. if it's a daughter. Oh, perfect. Yeah, yeah. IvyK. That's cute. That is cute. Little IVK.

When she starts singing top? Yeah. Once you start with anything related to the way and just know you've got like 10 more kids coming. It's a long road. You have a lot of sure. That's the first of many. Yeah, you have to get all the way down to Kim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's Marlon? He, that dude, speaking of hot dudes, Marlon wins. Yeah. He is, he really. Over Sean? to me yes

I mean especially now we just end up talking about hot dudes for the first 15 Marlon Wayans now with what's that movie coming out where he's him looks great yeah he is jacked as fucking that movie and he's also Boogaloo he was in above the rim

he's just perfect so yeah John T. Raleigh son is pretty good looking yeah they're little models yeah oh yeah he looks like a chav yeah yeah this came yeah he's a literal model yeah computer is there John C. Raleigh, I don't think, was hot, though.

I wouldn't use the word hot. I would say pleasing. But, I mean, yeah. If the average person saw him in the street, they'd be like, oh. Yeah. That's why he's famous. You were ahead of the curve on Steve Harvey being hot. So what might be about to happen?

That might be, that's the strangest. Strangest things I've ever heard. That's crazy. Okay, thank you. We think you will. I said I take back everything I just said about everybody on TV being hot. We drafted Zaddies, and I picked Steve Harvey, and everyone gave me shit. A week later is in GQ with, like, a leather.

He, you know how, like, he sort of hit that phase? I want to say five years ago, was it? The baby oil phase? The baby oil phase? The baby oil phase? The baby oil phase? Yeah, he's telling you, a week before that. No ditty, but baby oil.

But also, like, lots of, like, fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always been a fashionable guy, but, like, lots of, like, showing up on the internet. Sean, like, pre-saged it by, like, a month. It was eerie. Yeah. Well, the thing is you guys. You do have to grow into your type.

So he's been 40 years in on that wig. And he finally went bald. He was like, you know what? I'm about to like ditch the wig and be myself. And then really come out on the other side. That must have felt so good that first day he woke up. The first day he ripped it off. Not today.

Jeez. In my head, his butler puts it on it. Sir, you're glue, sir. Not today. Yeah. You think there's a false swatler? in the back of his closet where if he pulls down

on a BET award a door opens and his wig is on like a head that would be incredible I could see it I assume he had a host I can't believe it wasn't just one right

he must have had many he was on a television show I know I don't know he had multiple he had Apollo and Steve Harvey show at the same time

he had he took on like four or five shows everything he still is but I mean he was on that shit back in the day like how Batman and the Batcave

or Iron Man has all the different suits I like to think like in suspended animation there are all of Steve Harvey's wigs floating like in a room next to his bright yellow just floating a big vat of barbassol I would love to go in

put one on and be like what's happening it's like a symbiote thing it's venom like the way and then it starts talking to me in my head it just climbs into your ears survey says I just start smiling at every camera

Put your arm around everybody. Just hitting on women, yeah. Your mustache gets thicker. Yeah, exactly. Start carrying around cue cards. She said. Can you, after this, we should pitch to like Dark Horse or Marvel. Like the Steve Harvey symbionic.

Venom Harvey. Oh, man. That would be so good. That would be the best movie ever. That would be amazing. That would be so. That person does stand up. Yeah.

The person who never did stand it before They put on this wig And all of a sudden they're okay at standup Yeah Like you see him the night before They work really hard Yeah they work really hard And they're good when they're surrounded

By three other really funny people He's like on stage like What do you do boogie? Yeah yeah yeah yeah Computer school Computer school Yeah this will be my legacy Computer school

Stand-up wise Give me a lady Give me that damn jacket You're just saying it to everybody Did I hear that he had done that? No. Somebody tried to say that that was pre-written. I doubt.

There's literally no way it was. He's holding it. If it was, it was a hater, I think. If it was pre-written, then he's an amazing actor. Yeah. So I don't know if you remember Zach's, Zach Desconi had that like chicken fried rice thing or shrimp fried rice thing happened to him at work. And he blew up on Twitter because people accused him of writing that.

And he's like, I wish I wrote that. It'd make me a genius if I wrote it. So if Steve Hartman. Harvey acted that. And also, to what end? Yeah, exactly. To what end? Who's to say?

Well, have you seen Sweet Bobby on Netflix? No, it's Sweet Bobby. Some wild shit. Do you write it? Somebody in there is an incredible writer. What is it? This woman, I mean, I guess I'll ruin it. You're being too cryptic, yeah, I can't.

Spoiler! Spoiler! If you haven't seen Sweet Bobby, it's also, you could Google Sweet Bobby. It'll spoil it for you. But essentially, this woman isn't a nine-year relationship with a dude. and turns out she never met him once yeah turns out the whole time

it was her cousin oh I saw that and then not only that there were like other characters in his family that were also communicating with her and that was all her cousin wait that wasn't real

this is a movie or like a documentary but the documentary but the documentary was real oh you're saying the guy's yeah okay so like every character that this woman talked to was her cousin for nine years

it was similar to a Mantaeo situation yeah yeah yeah So like a giant catfish type thing. Giant catfish. But like, how did they never be in a hospital? Her younger female cousin. Did this woman finish top five in Heisman voting? So not a.

So no, not man tight time. Not completely manned to tell. Okay. I just wanted to be clear. And there's no two yasa sopos. There's no. A dynasty. The dynasty of Tuyasa sopo.

In Western Washington, they are. They are. They are. The way-ins of football. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're out there. No, but this woman, her world,

is incredible. Yeah. Like, she should write. If she wrote, she'd probably do well. I hear she's working with James Gunn to launch the, re-launch the DC universe.

They could have given another crack. Oh, is she done on writing Tim Meadows, lines and Peacemaker? No. Yeah, that's right. My favorite lines of the year. Ivan Carmel is pushing Peacemaker hard on me.

I think I'll like it. I got to watch it. Tim Meadows this season, unbelievable. Really? Unbelievable. Damn, I got to get in there. Unbelievable.

He's all right. I'll get in on that. I didn't, the new Fantastic Four. such high hopes for and I just man it just Pedro Pascal was in there like he doesn't even he doesn't miss and still he missed he makes a lot of shots he does take a lot of shots he takes a lot of shots you're gonna miss every very small shot in freaky tales I didn't see freaky tales is good it's good especially if you love basketball there's a nice little whole I do like the whole last thing is

basketball I know I do like basketball I do like it's got a true story oh yeah okay I got to Yeah, you're going to be in Grand Rapids. David Bore is here. Cool, Guy, Luke's 87 on Instagram. I'm actually going to be out with Dan Soder this week. Oh, Soder. Look at the Knoxville tonight, Atlanta, tomorrow, Louisville, after that. The Aurora Boys, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aurora Boy Realis? A lot of people are calling that. Nice. I didn't come up with it. That's when two Aurora boys get together. Get together. It's when we have sex.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have butt sex, right? It's when we use Sealis. Oh, okay. Aurora Borseallis. Yeah. Aurora Borese, Cialis. Oh, Aurora Bori, Cialis.

Arora Borese. Used off a code, Aurora Bori, Cialis. Just go to the Seattle's website, whatever. Type this in to dot com. They got one, right? Go to your doctor and say Aurora Boree Cialis. Yeah. And wink.

Yeah, yeah, and they'll kick you out. I'm sorry, I jumped in front of your riff. No, they have a website, Cialis, right? Probably. I'm just wondering. You can't just go get Cialis, though. You had to be, oh, if we might talk about her. We might talk about, but no.

Yeah, you got to know a guy. And that guy has to be a doctor. Yeah. And licensed. Or a woman. Ooh. Or why'd you go outside for a one? Non-binary.

Okay. The doctor was there. They. I can't operate on this patient. It's my son. It's my child. Child. I heard.

I heard I heard I heard You don't even know Now we're gonna We're gonna try to fill the rogan hole Dude, dude That if you have a non-binary

Neastor Nephew They are your Niblet Is that true? Yeah I like that series I think so That's the word I think Niblet

I think Niblet Preferred nomenclature I like It's all for movies Did I make that Yeah Big Lboski Is that the preferred

Nomenclature? Also He taught me that you can be wrong as long as your stone. And so that's how I've lived my entire life. Same. I don't know a metal. Yeah, but I'm like, yo. If I'm stone, you're going to forgive me, so I'm just going to try my best.

Nibling, not nibbleet. Nibbleet. Nibling. Nibling? I don't love it, but I'm not the one who could make that call. I also didn't love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My, I had a nibbling niece, but it was briefly going by, you know, was like, you know, like exploring their gender identity.

And it was nibling for a while. And I was like, I will, of course, call you whatever it is you want me to. Are there any other options? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nibbling sounds offensive? Nibbling? Yeah, it does sound. It's like, I don't know if I should be saying it.

Nibling sounds like... It feels like making fun of you? I don't want to, yeah. A Victorian-era doctor on a stage would be like, like, observe the nibling, you know? And everybody's like, whoa, bro, he can't say that. Yeah, yeah. Chill, chill, chill. Oh, no, no.

Yeah. What, what? Are you not allowed to say? Oh, I can't say nibbling? anymore? Just looking at shit. Shit. I thought I had free speech.

Anyway, David's on the niblings tour with... I'm nibbling with... Nibling with soda? Dan Sodor. Nibling with my nibblers? We could say it. Yeah.

So anyway, it's been really fun just hanging out. I love it. I love it. I'm having to go. Drinking my soda. I love a good soda. A little bit of Bacardi in there, just a little?

Just a little bit? A whisper? Yeah, just a whisper. Are you, you're riding the pirate ship. They say, yeah, I don't want to. It's gross, so I don't want to get into it. All right.

Will Miles is here. Do you have anything to promote? Oh, uh, Husky Naga Fits on Instagram. Oh, you're doing good over this. I love it. I love it. Let's, uh, just make it a thing, right? It's my favorite non-jazz follow.

Nice. Yeah, hell yeah, nice. Yeah, yeah. And it's right up there with all my jazz follows of this year. Style for the Husky man. Yeah. It's great. It's important.

Important stuff. I was going to ask what it was. Oh, yeah. I try on clothes Will's entering the Iditarod Are you ready? I'm going against Sarah Palin's husband Next week

They were going to get me there Yeah yeah Don't pull me all the way God damn That would be I would win just off principle They'd be like I think he has to win

Has there been a black person in the Iditarod? I can't say yes Had to have been Right? Had to have been? No All right I'm going to type in the words Jackie Robinson of the Iditarod. You're the first guy to do that.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're the Jackie Robinson of doing that. Yeah, you're the Jackie Robinson of Googling the Jackie Robinson of obscure sports. I just feel like if it's happened, that's what the article would be called. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. People are calling him. It's also just they called him. People are calling him the Jackie Robinson of the Iditarod.

It says breaking down barriers in the Great White North. Yeah, that's a good title. This is from the Bozeman. in Daily Chronicle. It will come as no surprise. It's my cousin. What are those fighting cousins? You were talking about me.

Meet Alex Tatum. Don't know of him? Neither does almost anyone. Damn. That's how he started. Right away. Neither does that. Never heard of him.

Who gives a fuck? He hasn't heard of himself. He's a fucking loser. Anyway, there's an article about his... He tripped along the iditarod. He's a stout man of 56 with more salt and pepper and his scraggly beard. A stout man of 56? They're really playing him out.

Yeah, he's the old black man is the first I did a wrong way. He's dumb, ugly, and smells bad. And he's African-American. No, they did, but he is. He's a, uh, this, they didn't say that part, but he is a, uh, the dumb, ugly and smells bad. Yeah, yeah. But he's an African-American who broke the color barrier where there never really was one,

because in 1973, the year of the first I did a rod. Is that recent? He was a ranger at Donali. Yeah. Anyway, I don't want to read this article while we're on a podcast. Yeah, that's fair. But send it to me. It's good.

All right, cool. 73, that's, I didn't, I thought it was much older than that. Yeah. The first modern one. Snow's only been around since 19703. I got some pamphlets you should read. It's actually never been around. How rich do we got to get into, get to be into dog sledding?

So rich. Let's get the El Camino first. I feel like it's like, let's get the jet ski and then the El Camino and then the dog slay. The amount generational wealth kind of talent. Is it? Is it like America's Cup where you have to be super rich to get... Steve Harvey's got dogs?

You know Steve Harvey's got dogs. But he just... Each dog has its own way. He has an Iditarod team that he doesn't make Iditarod. I want to see Saudi Arabian wealth funds get involved in the Iditarod and just like shatter the record by a day.

It's going to sound racist. I think they're too into camel racing. They love camel racing. Them and Swiss Beats, dude. Camel racing. That's how quick they're like that old tradition. Camel racing Who can just suck one down in one drag

They made vice do like a commercial For camel racing You know Swiss beats is like deeply in The camel racing world He's married to Alicia Keys And French Montana just married The Dubai Princess The Dubai Princess

What a timeline Yeah Rappers man and they can do anything How fast does a camel run? Great question I don't know why that got me Well you never see they're always barely moving

because they're in the desert you never see a camel like get after it yeah because you can't afford it people can't cheese and rice I thought we were friends do you hear what he's

that hurt eyes I think because of the I heard it they're going to be slow well I just think because they're always moving slow they seem mellow and they seem hot

it seems like not a quick they're lanky dude they're lanky they're tall they run like Ed McCaffrey I feel like where they can get one going they don't look very no they're sturdy

really they can take it in they can take anything I didn't know this about Moose either until whenever David started on his moose tip. God.

We were all... That's why moose tip is uncomfortable. Pause. Moose knuckle, right? No, yeah. This turns into camera on the podcast. Sean Freestyles. That's another social bit

that I love to do it. Whenever there's anything about it, like a candle lit, a fire, anything. It's like, I was freestyle in the next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Half the people get it.

Like half the people get it. Someone will be like, what the fuck does that mean? I'm like, I know, hot fire coming out. You know, hot fire. Let it on fire. Ian's one of the people who don't get it. I love it. And how did we get here?

What? How do we, oh, drugs. Camel racing. Drugs. Will has nothing to promote other than Husky fits. Husky fits. We were at. But that's what it's going to be called for everybody.

It's husky fits. We went to, we were in rain. Get to say the full name. If you're a black member. If you're black, you get to say. what you think, but I've followed something different. You better not type it in. You better go to somebody else's page and click it.

You better screenshot by the press the link. I'm using Starbucks Wi-Fi. David, can I come over and have you follow Will's account? You know what I'll follow me from? I was afraid. While you're at it. Oh, I've been saving these.

Can you follow French Montana for me? I just wasn't sure. I wasn't all if we get a big scroll up. All right, all of these, I've been saving them. I'm going to take off. My name is Ian Carmel. I, Ian Carmel, across platforms. I have no dates or anything like that.

Thank you for having come to High Plains, you know, a month ago. Man, that's, yeah, that was exciting. We're about to go. It's next weekend in the time we're recording this. As you know, we batch record these podcasts right now so we can all get together. But we're very excited. It's going to be fun.

Yeah. It'll be funny. It's something horrible happen now. And they're listening to this. Very excited. And then it's like that's before Ian knew that an eagle was going to pluck him. There you go. Bro.

Well, you thought I wasn't going to make it funny, dude. Be the first time. I'll tell you that. Wow. You thought I wasn't going to try to make a joke out of it? Did I tell you in Michigan that we saw? Shut up. Did I tell you in Michigan that we saw a bald eagle grab a fish out of the lake?

Yeah. That's like you text us right after that happened. Dog, you actually saw it happen. That's really cool. A bald eagle going like this and yuck. Grabbed a fish out of the way. It was insane. That's like the stuff on Peacemaker, HBOM.

Uh-oh. And Eagle is a big part of this series. Everybody watch Pizza Maker. Yeah. And Pizza Maker. Pizza Maker. It's the racist Italian. John Totoro's Pizza Maker.

It's like the Jesus, but with, uh, is in a while that he made his own spinoff and like put his own money up i think right yeah i didn't know that oh i didn't either he made that he self-financed that so i could just make belly three you should make chad let me in on the character from chad just that guy oh yeah i followed that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let me in on belly three that was the day before covid started yeah yeah yeah i shot that saw you guys got to see chad it's good yeah the day before coming We're recording five episodes in the living room And we're like

We've had the flu We'll be in Austin next month Don't worry about it We knew Turns out we were right Dude's Camdemic Yeah Yeah I said cut that out

Leave it We're drafting drugs Oh buy my book Or rent it Or listen to it The audio book You can get the audio book T-shirt swim club

Check it out Give it a listen I think you like it Are you doing the audio? I did the audio book Yeah Wasn't that was that fun I don't know

It was it was like three days And I do love the sound of my own voice as listeners of all fantasy everything will attest so i just got to go to york boulevard to that one place i was on it was in uh sunset okay cool it was on off sunset boulevard right near amoeba record you probably cut this right leave it all in leave it all in we don't we don't like three of our wives said leave it in leave it in anyway Laura would love to have access to the cut this button she would she would love it I don't know if I don't know if I'd be a part of the show

Oh no no no Oh no no no no Everything's yellow highlighted Yeah yeah no Maybe keep some of these words to make it sound like he did go to church Yeah, just chop them up The Pentagon got a hold of it just redacted A fully redacted podcast

That would be funny Huey Newton's FBI file Are Finn Newton's name after Huey Newton? Yes Yes. You just say yes right away to anything. It's like, oh, maybe that's true. Fig P. Newton's.

Fig P. Newton's. Fig P. Newton's and every cookie was in a little chair. He had a retention. Oh, my God. That's a good, like, cartoon or, uh, poster. Yeah. A big Newton. Someone who loves cookies and black and pound.

A lot of million dollar ideas on this one. Yeah, hell of it got them all down. All these million dollar ideas. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, this is being recorded, right? No. Whoa. Well, so is the condescending tone

that you just threw out. That was also being recorded. That was being sarcastic. Sassy. Isaac cut that up. To put a filter over it so you sound even more sarcastic. Yeah, we might need to make shirts

that say, Isaac cut that out. Would buy that. You're such a capitalist. Yeah, dude. Money, sixes and sevens, bro. Sevens and seven. All the sixes and sevens, bro. Here's another quality idea.

What if you chopped in screwed a podcast. Would anyone listen? It depends on the podcast, but yeah. Yeah. If it was done artfully, I feel like, with like a little beat behind it. Yeah. I looked up Fig Newton's.

They were named after the Boston suburb of Newton, Massachusetts. Oh, that's the literal exact opposite of Hughie. It's neither Huey nor Isaac. Is that the story? It's neither Huey nor Isaac, he said. Is that the story post-Trump election? though? Like, is that the thing

getting changed? A lot of history rewrites. Yeah, yeah. Because I think if you go back and you, if you, if like you, because nothing on the internet's ever truly erased, if you find the real shit. Yeah, no, the 50s.

They're going to try to get lettuce back. The 50s used to have a free lunch program. Yeah, that's real. They're going to, because, you know, lettuce was discovered by black people, but I guarantee in three years, it's going to not say that. No way.

Anymore. A black dude found lettuce. Also, all that lettuce you eat, thank us. Also, vanilla, black as hell. Black is black? Vanilla is black? Yeah.

No? Well, I have to. Oh, vanilla itself. The actual bean, yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's crazy. Oh, yeah. The most, you know, they got been on their planes trying to figure it out?

The most tasty white treat is actually black, huh? Why is it white? The Elvis Presley of dessert? Yeah, yeah. Trust nothing. That's the article. The most tasty white tree is actually. Glint in your eye too

You know what I said like push the tea You're villainous You need to start a physical media newsletter called the Huey P. Newton No, no, the Fig P Newton Big P Newton, yeah And then the first article should be the Elvis Presley of the dessert world

That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah The Caucasianing of vanilla They tried it They did it You ought to be ashamed of yourself Then they started It was me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, because I'm Irish, yeah. Yes. That's real way. I got to take it. I got to take it. All right. I can't.

Nothing to do, but step up and claim my responsibility. You know, hero, ally. What do you do? Yeah. One of the good ones? It's good. We're drafting drugs. Which we aren't on any up right now.

No, no. Speak for yourself. Okay, one of us is maybe on some drugs right now. You didn't see me earlier. I flew here. Actually, maybe all of us are on drugs right. I actually am on drugs right now, but we'll get into that. Like Prylasek, you mean?

OTC. Hey, that's got to be on. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Is that the heartburn one? We'll get into it. Okay. The way we determine the order that this draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors. Played between the three of you.

Heartburn? And we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. John wins. Yoxzilla. Scissors against two paper. What about bug chasers but for heartburn?

Is that a... I just want to make out with everyone until I get. heartburn? Hell yeah. You just go out and you just like drinking. You kind of are

a bug chaser for heartburn. I don't understand what that means. Bug chaser? Oh, bug chasers is when you want to get when you try to

get HIV. It was a weird. It was a thing. Oh, I didn't know there was a term for that. Yeah. That's a thing. It was.

It was trying to get HIV. It was called getting the bug Yeah. I don't know. Why'd you look if you like You guys hold it in

on each other. It would be funny. If I just slinked out of this, I was like, yeah. I want to look over and eyes, it doesn't have a shirt on. There's people trying to get HIV out here? Well, that was, I think there was a documentary on it a while back, but it was, yeah, like, I never, I never watched it, but I think what it was is people that, like, wanted to be part of the club, essentially, and they nicknamed, they, like, coined it bug chasers. But for heartburn is what I proposed. It's the slowest suicide ever.

If you got it in the 80s. Pretty wild. Not that small. Yeah. But yes, I do like hot sauce. Sean wins. I love hot sauce. It is it coming upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that.

I will remind you as a serpentine draft. What is that? It's a great question. It'd be like if it went, David will, you, me, and then me, you will, David. That's great. That's pretty much what it's a job. That was great. I like that.

Solid. Can we just do that? If I deem it so? And what doth you deem, basically what it means if you pick first on the, a, first round, you pick fourth in the second round. Yeah. What doth you deem? Vice versa. What doth you do that sounds like a like a song or a name of a rapper.

What doffy deem? Oh man. Doth you deem. He's like from Detroit. It sounds like something where I'm like I'd buy it. It sounds like something a British rapper would say in a song. Doff you deem. And like it sounds hard to them and we all listen. It's like that Stormsy song. Like Stormsy. Yeah, I was just going to say. Why he goes, I'm at the coffee shop, then I finish on the face just to top it off.

Yeah. It's like, tap it off. Buddy, that ain't tough. But he's wearing both your best the whole time. I'm telling you, I can see it right now that needs to be your new stand-up catchphrase. Buddy, that ain't tough. I just go around the crowd. Oh, you think because you're wearing. You got two bucks on your shirt?

Buddy, that ain't tough. Two Buckman, ain't been alive for four years. You think you're the one guy at a table full of girls, buddy. That ain't tough. You let her walk on the outside close to the street, buddy. That ain't tough. What would it take for you to do an hour-long set with us there to that? September 26th.

Mr. Buddy, that ain't tough. They call me, buddy, that ain't tough. Live at Yamava Resort in Casino. I would love to be a character at Yama. Oh, it'd be great to be a Yamava. I mean, get her done guy did it where you could just be a character all over. Larry the cable guy? It's brilliant.

Larry the cable guy. That's ridiculous. It is insane. It's insane that that works. By the way, like his old stand-up is just like Larry the cable guy. He just doesn't, he just doesn't sound like this. Yeah, he just easily and does jokes. He didn't change it at all.

And buddy, that ain't tough. Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry. I don't know. I mean, well, remember when his, I know we all quit staring his Kool-A. Love Aziz, I think. I don't know, but Aziz, when he started doing the Randy character, and it was like,

that shit is good. I like, I like, Aziz was fine. Randy is great. It's like, it's really one of my biggest fears. Yeah, I know, me too. I'm like, because you're going to be at home and you're going to be like, buddy, that ain't tough. Yeah, and it's going to be like, fuck, everyone's laughing.

It did work. I got to keep doing it. You start playing at dinner. Yeah, exactly, yeah. It got my five old and my wife. What the hell? Yeah. This is crushing material.

Putting reading. hitting you up like dude you look like the buddy it ain't that ain't yeah no no no that's different guy all together yeah Aziz is great at stand-up I don't want to oh yeah yeah but he definitely but he was so good as Randy that you're like amazing that sort of act out shit is amazing I think got a little it like well because he had DJ old young with him too I went that was like one of the first stand-up shows I paid a bunch of money to go see when I had very first started stand-up I just moved to Portland yeah but we saw him at the Aladdin was Aziz and DJ old young and and that's when you're closed with our Kelly story right it was yes yeah yeah it was hilarious i remember these dudes got in a fight at the show and i'm like

you guys paid $200 what you do exactly what are you doing what a waste you got you got kicked out buddy that ain't tough fighting at an alt comedy show buddy that ain't tough a member of human giant buddy that ain't tough in Afrakis at a stand-up show from one of the cast members on Parks and Rec But that ain't tough

Oh man That's a new Bill, whatever's name is You get the whole Hamburger Jones Hamburger Jones Hamburger is on You know Pablo Tori's doing these

like podcasts where he's like basically blowing apart the NBA right now Oh really? Yeah where like he's like getting into this Clippers investigation Anyway So he just posted

There were like two of those and then today on the heels of two like truly like might win the Pulitzer for these podcasts this one that came out today hamburger amazing interviewed hamburger i've been wanting to know what he had going on pablo tory finds out in new york gutherd chris gettherd just did a show with hamburger i think i got to ask him about that oh yeah yeah i'm like that's so cool it's funny who like and like goes in circles that you don't expect always yeah right hamburger's one of them but the thing about hamburger is it is funny Whenever you watch it

You're like yeah This like I get But it's funny when he does it Yeah it is every time It comes by that cowboy It killed it the Apollo Of course it's funny Yeah yeah

That was a rough crowd He was destroying by just saying Hamburger and then a joke It was instead of cussing right Yeah Because he said it for everything That's why it was so fun It's like I agree

That damn right hamburger We are drafting drugs The order Will be determined by Sean Jordan right now Was that the order that he said? We'll get, yeah, we'll just do it. We'll do that. What was it?

Uh, just cross. David, David, David, David, Will, Ian Sean. David will. Ian Sean. David, you have the first pick in the drugs. All the end of the everything. Hot corner. Hot corner.

Hot corner. Wet middle. I don't like that. Wet middle. You could be the cool middle. Wet middle. Warm middle. Warm middle.

Ooh, that's not much better. Warm middle. Even what I know. it's coming buddy that ain't tough is really good yeah exactly I mean you know you know your redneck everybody would be waiting to know what her

redneck so it's like yeah absolutely that's what it takes you know the first one he wrote was if your mother keeps a spittoon on the ironing board that's very funny wow it's really funny most of those are funny yeah you know when you break up with your girlfriend and you start crying buddy that ain't tough

yeah there you got to get a dance too let's we have to just make your character now yeah you got it can't be any of us you got more ply on your toilet paper than nuts in your sack buddy that ain't tough Isaac will start doing stand-up as buddy that ain't tough guy you know what we do Isaac tell the TikTok kids

we get a dance yeah yeah yeah kids are hitting the buddy that ain't tough yeah come on Isaac is there being a Korean catchphrase comedian I bet there has been actually yeah I don't want to guess what he said just not into English language I don't think do not speculate No matter what you speculate, it's racist, trust me.

I'm not speculating. It's actually nibbling. Yeah. If you burn your hands on warm laundry, Buddy, that ain't tough. Are you just saying what happened to you this weekend? If you jumped across your whole kitchen because a spider crawled out from under your sink, buddy that ain't tight.

Hit it. I'm shaking them shaking the bingo wings I wish I could do comedy in the 90s I know, yeah Wendy, if we just tried The outfits If we just tried, it wouldn't work It just the windbreakers alone

Windbreakers The dedication for Keith Capri! Yeah Are you kidding? I would love that, yeah I'd be yelling at King Capripe. I'd yell at him. hit me every second. Yeah, it'd be crazy.

Kid, come crazy. If you throw your towel in the dryer before you take a shower to give yourself a sweet little treat. Buddy, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. That's amazing. Yeah. We do it for the boy.

Really? That's a good... What do you do, say it again? We throw his towel in the dryer just for a sweet little treat. So when he gets out of the bath. That's like a warm hug. Man, I'm not going to give you any credit. I'm going to do that with Maxine.

I'm going to call Laura and tell her. I thought... Lauren Max don't talk. I'm going to FaceTime Max What you call Lauren She's like is Sean really there Yeah He said he was going to L.A. Is he there?

Hey, where Sean? I could do that. I could do that to you. That would be if you just texted like Hey, I haven't seen Sean. God, it would tear you know where Sean is? Oh my God. Yeah. That would be That's not do it. No, that would make someone cry.

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What is that for those of us who don't constantly eat people out? Oh, the GLP one medication. Oh, that's the GLP one. That three of us here are on. That's the shot. GLP, the poke. What is that?

GLP. The poke. The poke. Oh, really? Juice, the cream and the clear. Well, let me get the dance back. I want that. Yeah, I want to do that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a wonder drug. It fucking rips. It's crazy. It feels like the future. I would take it, but the only part of me that needs it is my dick. Nice.

Yeah, you lost the... Yeah, you blew it. Oh, Isaac cut the whole thing. Start the whole thing over. Buddy, that ain't tough. There we go. Hit me! Can we play some dope music right there?

Put in some really... Absolutely. Yeah. How long until the road is... That might have to be the clip and that sucks because I look a fool in that. Come on now. I look so stupid, but it's so funny.

Yeah. Buddy, that ain't tough. Come on now. This is my favorite comedian. If we plot this outright in two years, you're going to be on a commercial, on Monday night football, eating Campbell soup. Like, buddy, that ain't bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he'll be like everyone's going to be, oh, he's doing.

He did it, he did it. Like some underwear or something. He'd be like, buddy, that is tough. Yeah, yeah. Carhart ex-up. Oh, my God. Buddy, that is tough. We got your whole career mapped out.

Seriously. Yeah. Damn. Oh, man. And this husky nigga fits. I was just going to say that I was just going to kill you My face is redder than normal

Is there a de-redding button That you, Amy was telling me there's a thing on YouTube Where you can de-red someone's face Don't listen to everything Amy tells you I don't think D-red is something you can say That's what they did with Damn.

None of us can say it. It's true. No, no, no. I'll admit it. I don't know where that joke was going to go. But while it was on anyone. Native Americans. Anyway, everybody.

First Nations, if you will. Sean, maybe your dad could have said it because he was dead, Isaac. Hey. Buddy, that is tough. Isaac, can you cut that? Oh, right, my drug. A year after the Campbell's Hube commercial, you're doing, it's a PSA, it's one of

those the more you know is like cyberbullying buddy that is tough yeah you know it's like and it's like really yeah you are tough yeah you are buddy you are you can stand up oh it's you and mani pack yeah breast cancer researchers yeah breast cancer buddy you are tough you are tough you got this it could also be that you think like a man is buddy

you are tough and it's a like it's a book where you tell women you can swipe right it's where you tell women how to act yeah yeah that's what it is that's what I think like Amanda you swipe and write on the looks you need to swipe right on the brain

buddy that ain't on the books oh that would be so good this is why we have writers yeah yeah just a film writer's room exactly yeah yeah you're gonna be able to release

any of this podcast we'll be losing money if we did yeah yeah yeah I can't wait for this part of the doc train wreck buddy that ain't tough on Netflix.

They catfish the world. This is how these dipshits thought of it. The year was 2025. Podcasts had blown up. They changed the elections. GLP ones are amazing. I really... Why is it plural?

GLP ones? What are GLP ones? There's LP1. So it's GLP1 is the thing that you get from all the... I'm on one called Zepbound. Zepbound. epic they all their active ingredient is glp1 i don't know glucagon yeah glucagon like peptide one

that's exactly what i was going to say that shortened it for time perpil well's got to be out of here quick so i got to rush so we can't say all this the whole name it's it's heila monster venom it's right hold on that's what they've that's what they derive the ingredient from heila monster look at me when you say it look at hila monster is that with a g i believe you it is gila monster isn't that red man's instagram yeah i think it is Gila monster? Yeah, the Gila.

Yeah. He looks, he does look like a lizard a little bit. And he always says Gila. Gila house. And he has to sit on a rock to heat up. He does. That's true. He sons himself.

Yeah, yeah. He eats a little baby mice. That's just tasty. That's the main thing you eat. That's just Newark right there. Yeah. Newark pokey. Brick City.

Yeah, Brick City's tough, man. Crick City pokey stand. But yeah, Tres appetite, first is the first pick. It's great. Will, time for your first pick. be psilocybin. Oh, right there straight to it.

Yes. I didn't think of a drug. You talked about GLP one's wonder drug. I probably didn't say the right

order of numbers or letters. You said it right? Oh good. GLP one, yeah. See? I knew it. But psilocybin

does wonders. It's, and like, I'm on SSRIs and I put psilocybin on here and I did not put SSRIs on.

Yeah. Just think about that. Yeah. What did you think about first? Yeah. Mushrooms work well. I try to not do

illegal things that's not true but it's also kind of legal but yeah yeah it's a real gray area it is right now so they're not mushrooms it's just the active ingredient in mushroom psilocybin yeah i've never done never done shrooms there's also it's like my favorite

Donald Glover song is about psilocybin it's uh it was called 1396 or some shit but it's called like I think it's called psilocybe now but it's about a whole trip on psilocybin with a girl so just overall it's fun it's fun it's fun It's really fun.

It's a really good song. Take mushrooms with a girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. And in the park? Me and my first, my wife, one of our first dates. I almost said, me and my first wife. It is true. And there's just no second.

Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, psilocybin is, it makes your brain just, it feels like it's going in there and like doing video game shit and like, being like, that doesn't really upset you. That's not, you don't have to talk to people like that. You don't have to answer that.

Yes. Oh, yeah, good. That's, thank you. I can just adjust my life according to this. The way it simplifies things and, like, makes very complicated things feel simple, and then also shows you, I mean, I've said this before, but also shows you how, like, complicated, simple things are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really makes you appreciate, like, it sounds so corny when you're sober to say this, and if you've never taken mushrooms or so much I've been before. But, like, if you're on mushrooms and you look at a tree and you're just like, fucking trees, dude?

Like, like, but in a really beautiful way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you look like, I remember one time looking at a tree in my backyard. like the outlet was like in the fall so all the leaves had gone and I was looking at the tree in all the branches and the dark and the moon was coming

and I was like they're beautiful that's just like my lungs and then I was like it's all the same thing this is the same thing yes yeah yes it really would help if everyone was on mushrooms honestly

you can see that there's really no difference between everything yeah all the it's all manned divisions I always like we're all the same shit I've never have it I feel like I'd get I'd freak out that's fine too

as long as long as That happens. Yeah, you freak out every now and then. Doesn't last. Yeah, I'd say once every five times or something. One time I definitely was at work and was like, shit, this might be, I might be like dripping right now. Like I thought I did a micro and it might have been a macro.

It's not, it's, I would not say it's like other drugs where you can do it and go to, you should do it. No, you shouldn't do it and go to work. Or do stagor do. Oh, fuck. But micro dosing supposedly you can't do that. That's what they say. That's what they say, but yeah.

I've seen one of. our former guests on our podcast do stand up while on mushrooms and she killed it nice she did really well

whom you get to the dance here huh? Blair Sox Blair I actually did mushrooms with Blair

that was going to remind me of a story where I did mushrooms doing stand up the night before I had done shrooms

or that day I had done streams of Blair hell yeah 20 I was single so this must have been at least

11 years ago but I did mushrooms and did the mothership and it was not You don't want to be around enemies You don't want to go to the other side The one time I'm on the bring David a plate tour

Whenever the Austin date was for that Two years ago I guess Crazy They're just aggressive people Yeah and you don't want to be around aggressive people You do got to be around good vibes I like to be outside in the daytime It's kind of time

I was already a little bit drunk Which is not a thing you want to mix with mushrooms But I was already a little bit drunk And then took a lot of mushroom and then went to Eric Andre's birthday party. No, no, no, no. And I got there, like, right when Neil Hamburger was on stage. I had a bad time.

Neil Hamburger is incredible, but, like, I... Not on the Shrooms, yeah. Mushrooms can get mean. Yeah, yeah. You can get mean, you can get mean to you in your head sometimes. You need to work with, you need to work with them. You know what I mean? Do it in a fun set.

I don't think it's ever going to happen. I think you should. I'm so old. It's not to live in Oregon and not do them, though. I will say. I know, I get invited to much, like, mushroom coast parties once. Once or twice a year, a group of friends, they have a cabin and they go and they're like, hey, we're all going to go trip.

If you want to come, it's like very safe. It's Phil. Like, they always invite me. And it's a safe group of people who know that I would, that I think I'm going to freak out. And I still am like, I just got. I've had some fun mushroom times in Portland. I've only been to Portland. I've only been to Portland.

And I was on streams pretty much the whole time. That's why I'm like, it's shocking that you don't do them. That's the only place I've ever done every day. That's the only time you went to Portland. And walked up to couples breaking up. That was the only time you were ever there was the time. You saw me freak out on a drug that we'll definitely talk about? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

Jesus and nice. Well, we'll wait to bring it up. I saw Jade and Nick and I saw Alice and Andy. Okay. Those are two people who. Oh, you saw them break up. Well, I saw them and was realizing that maybe they were not supposed to be together. I think Alice and Andy had already broken up, but I was like, oh, I see division amongst you too.

Oh, mushrooms. So you were like, yeah, you were like weird. Just written in the clouds. Like, oh, you don't belong together. Neither do you. Whoa. You guys will find the right people. at some point.

But you do address it with a kind of beauty too where you're like that and that's fine this is good this is a part of the process. Yeah. Yeah.

And I didn't know any of them at the time. That's what was crazy. That's crazy. I didn't know any of them and then I would later find out that she used to date him and they were married maybe

and then I was like oh and they used to date and I was like oh yeah. When was that? When was the year you were in Portland? 14? God damn. Yeah.

Long time ago. Yeah. People think mushrooms played like a part in human evolution. Like that's one of the theories where like it makes sense to me. Yeah, absolutely.

Every time I do, like, I have a big thing coming up, I do mushrooms. That's smart. It's been since 2019 for me. It's been since that Eric Connery party. Since you've had a big thing coming up. Since I had a big thing? Loser. Kind of.

Yeah, you were just at the Emmys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, true. Lost, though. Lost, though. Nobody who gets to go. Most of the people in there lost. Most of the people in there lost.

The show I wrote for, one, in its category, because it wasn't against SNL 50 in its category, but I was in my writing category. And SNL 50 beat everything. Because, of course. It's 50 years in SNL. The last time SNL will ever be known. Right. I was literally against like Tina Faye, John Mullaney, like the amount of people.

And then all of SNL's regular, like brilliant writers too. Like crazy. Alcohol. Nice. Nice. I can't believe it made of this long. I can't either. A gift and a curse.

It's three picks. It's the third. It's the third. Listen, this guy's just a alcohol couch over here. I have appreciated alcohol almost every way you can appreciate alcohol. Which is to say butt chugging through the mouth. You did butt chugging? No, I've never butt chugged.

I've binge drunk. I've day drunk. I've had a glass of wine in France. You know what I mean? I've like gotten hammered with friends. I've been like depressed and had a couple. drinks the night after a breakup. I've experienced it this way and that way.

Obviously, it is incredibly harmful if you was drunk. I don't want to caveat every drug we pick in this draft. So we'll just throw a blanket statement on everything except mushrooms and GLP1. You cannot overdo those. You can't overdo those. Well, mushrooms, maybe.

But yeah, I just it's, I don't, I just, we've talked about this before where we're like, you know, Because, like, a lot of people will just quit. And it's great. It's wonderful. Sure, you said it with a lot of people just quit.

A lot of people just quit. Yeah, they love it. We're built different. They're not him. And I may well. They're not him, dude. No, and they're not six, seven. It is, it's tough because Kyle, he hasn't drank in a long time, Kyle Canaan.

And, um, but we'll get to talk and it's, and it's, he's just like, but it's fun. It's just that thing. Like, it's fun sometimes. I, for me personally, until it's not. Until it's not. It turns, it turns, it's probably turned on me if we're talking numbers more than any other substance. Same. Yeah.

Same. Yeah. And I mean, just to that fact, I think, speaks to how it's like, oh, it turns. It's fucking volatile is what it is, man. It's fucking volatile. It doesn't turn on me a lot. Yes, it does, Sean. Maybe I'm wrong.

It probably does. He puts his arm around me. Yeah, yeah. We've been meaning to tell you. I actually have good experiences with it. I don't know. That I can remember. I'm always happy when I think.

Yeah. Yeah. Until, like, after a certain time of the night. Yeah, it is, it is a very, it's a tightrope. It's fraught. I mean, it's definitely fraught. And it's turned on, I think, all of us, you know, like a number of times. Any, like, the darkest moments and the things I'm least proud of in my life, all, almost completely involve alcohol.

Which, I mean, means something. It means all right. It has to be a scathing review. Yeah. I think it speaks, too, but also, like, so many of the, like, amazing. fun and like crazy nights that I will think fondly of involve it. I do think it speaks to like

it is what is so dangerous about it and every drug, which is that so often we use it because it's the, it's not a fix but it's the quickest like, you know, fix. It's like the Simpsons said. To nervousness.

To nervous anxiety. Like the cause of social it puts a blanket over the whole fire. Yes. It does. Right. Yes. And it cures boredom. It can Like, it can do so many things. It can be you all go out and what we're going to sit here and talk for an hour. Yeah, or, you know? I mean, of course we will because we're all such good friends.

Well, we do. But you know what I mean? If there's like eight people and you're like, yeah, let's all go meet. And what are we, you know, you got to have something to get it going. You just get really anxious. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, with me?

No, no. I was just like, but booze. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They'll get there. They got a text, but it's cool. Oh, my bet. No, the...

It's a text. Hey, where the fuck are you? Pretty much, but it's fine. But the, I don't recall the time to give alcohol its proper place and like... Because Chicago, it's too cultural to like realize that it's not going to be great to do your whole life. Yeah, yeah. It's a morning there. You're like, oh, yeah, maybe I drank too much in Chicago.

But in Chicago at the same time, New Year's Eve one year, I was at a bar. The bartender comes from outside and says... And I was like, we can go to my friend's hotel. or something. You got a big hotel. And then she's like, great. Me and my friend want to do shots to you. And then we did shots and they were like, should we triple kiss? And you're like, yeah.

Yeah. That wouldn't have happened without the shots. Nobody's triple kissing me sober. Nobody's exactly. And bringing it up. It's like your idea. Okay, great. Yeah.

What? I'm being invited to this? Not like you rolled up on two girls like, hey, let's do shots of triple kiss. Yeah. Yeah. That's the worst. Yeah. That's bad.

That's over the line. But I'm coming up to you? It's not the fruit of any of my scheming. I keep saying triple kiss to make it seem like I'm comfortable with it, but I didn't even know that was a term. I didn't know either. Yeah, they said it and I went along with it. Yeah, there's three of us.

I assume I know what this means. I've only done that one time and it was a nightmare. Well, it was the three of us. Yeah, that's how he started. That's really why I'm so anti-alcohol. Yeah. Because of the triple kiss. Because you guys fucked.

We all touched tongues in the Luxor one night. We were like, what if all of our penises and all of our lips touch at the same time? Then they're going to give us... Shot first? Then they're going to give us five free drinks. Yo. All right, me?

Yeah, you. All right, we'll go quick back to back. These are not... These are prescribed drugs. Oh. I'm going to go Novakane for the first one. Oh, that is a good one. God, I went...

I didn't go to the dentist for such a long time. I went today. Three fillings. Has it been a while? No, no, you've been going. I go. I go. Yeah, I got three fillings today.

Not that bad. You know why? Oh, because I'm tough, but you need novocaine. Buddy, that ain't tough. Yeah! Cut the music. We need music. Oh, I don't know.

It worked. Now we're there. Tell Julie you're never coming home. Sorry, I live here now. Buddy, that ain't tough. You're going home early because your wife asked you to take care of the kid? Buddy, that ain't tough. That ain't tough.

That ain't tough at all. Finding out a new life now. You'll receive a new fur coat every two months. Don't worry. It's not real fur. Check the mailbox for a ton of money once in a month. Yeah. Real fur?

But it ain't tough. Sorry if I'm saying another pick. Is Lidicane and Novakane there's the same thing? I don't know. I don't know. Novakane's a movie. Lidicane's a way of life. Well, I'm picking Novakene.

The like the numbing, like, whatever for stitches. I know there's Lidicane too. don't know the difference but I imagine they're different yeah they must be I know what you're thinking we can count as one I think they pretty much do the same thing why that cane is local okay so well so is novocaine right

I live next to lyda cane is the motion picture I mean novocaine was the movie with Steve Martin back in the day too right I don't know that sounds right where he was like a killer maybe could be the Frank Ocean song comes up I love that song yeah I love the movie with the guy who's like always

probably in this studio Oh, Novocaine. Steve, yeah, Steve. Jack Wade? I don't know. Yeah. Okay. So in the sake of, in the sake of time, Novakane.

And then I'm going to go another. Blovacane? Oh, nice. Blovacane. Blokane. Now I can't do that yet. I'm going to go hydrocodone. Oh.

Another prescribed. I broke my leg seven times. I broken my wrist multiple times. Out of a septomy, hero, ally, one of the good ones. Yeah, all from skateboarding, including the bisectomy. Yeah, obviously. you did a great trick. That was when the first time you landed a 900.

I did a Nolly heel flip onto a big set of scissors. I know that from Tony Hawk. They went right in my chode. 900? 900, Chrys here, 900? Come on, dude. Nali. Cut it!

Cut it! Yeah, I've needed a manual to Nali to Fakey? See, now this is where we get into the, when people who don't skate, say trick names. Have you skateboarded? I have skateboarded. I have skateboarded. That is a better way to put it. Buddy, that ain't tough at all.

Hydrocodone. They just, they cure what ails you when you need it. Now, I'm a slippery slope with me. Well, hydro makes everything slippery. It's wet. What are you? Nice. Comedy store is that way, buddy.

All right? I'll see you there about midnight. It is. If you walk. I know which way West is. Nice, dude. Jerk. West, y'all.

Hydros, man. They make you feed. They make, here's something that I get scared that I like, because they make, like, all my whole body itch, but I don't need to, like, scratch it. Love it. Oh, interesting. It's an amazing feeling.

That's how I know that I can't mess with opiates is because I had Vicodin after I got my Muslim teeth pulled, and I liked it too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I got snipped, I had, I gave the hydros to Laura, and I was like, give me two. And then I'm not like a, I'm not like a werewolf. I'm not going to go find them.

But I was like, just get him. Put him somewhere. I've had to hide drugs. Yeah, I mean, but to be self-aware enough. I'll say nothing else. End of story. You just ate them from yourself. Gave yourself enough to not remember where they were.

Yeah, exactly. And then just played the game until you found them. Oh, my God, yeah. Yeah, hydros. I don't mean to have my first two picks be that, you know what's actually a drug, like the most commonly used drug. But I am going to take caffeine. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Sure. which is a drug, and I, I, every day of my life. Me too. No one's arguing that it's a drug? No, I know, but it is like, it is a drug, yeah. It is weirdly one of those ones that doesn't, I don't really, don't do much. That's the most prevalent in my life. It doesn't do much? I just don't, they're with me a lot.

He's not a caffeine guy. If I see David having a coffee, it, like, it triggers something in me where I'm like, what's happening? Sometimes I'll do it to, like, be social or everybody's going to Starbucks or whatever. Yeah. But I don't know. You know, that's how I started. When I first started working at a school, the big thing was every teacher goes to Starbucks before, and I was like, I'll do that. Yeah.

And then I think I got fully addicted. Gateway glugs. Yeah, I was like, oh, you guys, gateway glugs, come on. Buddy, that ain't tough. Buddy, that is tough. Gateway glugs? No, he's opening for you. Gateway glugs, dude.

Gateway glugs. Don't look at a sponsorship. Don't look up the hashtag. Yeah, gateway glugs. Don't go to Reddit our gateway glugs. When you tried to quit Eighth Street Latinas. They were like, well, for $1.99 a month, if you could join gateway glugs. It's just people swallowing and that's it.

Yeah. Oh, God. No action shots? It was 8th Street Latinas. What was the black one, though? Brown bunnies. No. That was not in.

No. No, it was a Vinson. That's a Vennel movie. But I feel like it was related, 8th Street Latinas and. It was, there was, well, God, now we're going to sound like. I know. It sucks. I don't want to dive in with how much I do know.

Like what? Remember porn when it had cool names? Are you guys sure it wasn't brown box? When it had tears? I don't know. I'm not positive. He was only on 8th Street. He never traveled past 8th Street. David.

I never met 118th Street. My boss always stopped on 8th Street. We're 110th Street. Non-latanist. Okay, this is the one-time actual bunnies come up. That means you're living your life in a way. This is trash. You're living your life in a way you can be proud of.

live in Culver City. A literal brown bunny. He's in brown bunnies? Nobody's fucking that. We gotta type in brown bunnies, gang buddy. But that brown bunny ain't tough. Now Vincent, whatever's name is,

Gallo. He's tough. He's huge. Oh, that's where he got the real mouth shot in that movie, huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a real mouth shot that movie. A glug.

Reality Kings. A gluggover. A glugger. Reality Kings was brown. Reality Kings was the. Okay. Money talks was another. By the way,

H. Latina's is on IMDB if anyone wants to check it out. Is that a room? I love it. I'm looking at it right now, yeah. That would be crazy. TV series, it says. TV series?

2002. It's the right one. It's the right one. 2002 is the year. Call my computer at TV, sure. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. The first ever, well, you can't even stream.

This was before streaming. Later on, they... You had to download the whole video. They did start, like, doing season and episode and season along arcs. It actually got pretty good. Do you think they ever said episodic? Like when the towers fell? Yeah.

Brown bunnies. That's hilarious. And they were fucking in the back. Will I'm here to second pick. Oh, second pick. All right. I took caffeine. Yeah.

Caffeine is good. I had that. Zyrtec. Oh, yeah. Zyrtec is allergies. Zertec is allergies. I would be dead without it pretty much. Are you allergic?

You're allergic? Without sneezing, getting sick. So it's like Zertek has saved my life for the least the last four years. since I've been taken to regularly. L.A. is so nefarious because you never know when. Like in any other part of the country, you're like allergy season. And here it's like, well, there were three warm days in November, so now it's allergy season. Oh, I didn't even know.

Oh, yeah. And the news will sometimes say it, like, it's hot again after being this from, it went from 60 to 80. So the pollen count is like this. Yeah. What does that mean? I've never had to worry about that. Do you got to keep it on you, Zyrtec? Yeah, I mean, well, I take the pills in the morning.

Every day? Every day, yeah. Wow. Yeah, getting zir-ed? And I can kind of notice when I don't. Yeah, getting zirty. What if you don't? Oh, I can notice.

Yeah, I like, we'll sneeze or like, we ran out like last week and I've had like a stuffy-nose-sense. Costco. Interesting. Costco is great. Yeah. Damn. You can get a big joy. Get a big boy.

It spells relief. Yeah. Yeah. And not Allegra, because Allegra, I think has some weird shit in it. Yeah. But Zirtec is the one that really works. Does Zirtec keep you up? Like, if you take it at night for some reason, does it?

Like, I take allergy meds at night sometimes in. it juices me up. Oh, you know Allegra, I think fucked me up. Maybe that's what it was. I took Allegra at night the other night and it really fucked me up. Why do you take them at night?

I don't normally. It was just I'd forgotten all day. Yeah, like if my, if it's really acting up, I'll take like a, not a bet, like an Allegra, I guess. If I was going to a concert. You know, you just wanted to get loose, too.

I'll just crush it up with a spoon. It's my Zyrtec, bro. You guys want to do some zert bumps? Kind of. It gets in your system quicker. It gets right in there. I boot fit. Yeah, rub them on your wrist.

Yeah, yeah. Get right in there. That mucus membrane. Oh, come on. Come on. Isaac even shook us here. David, talk for your second, third picks.

Weed. Yeah, weed. Yeah, weed. Yeah, weed. We've talked about it forever. There's, what else to say? So real quick, the first time Will and I met, me, you, James Davis, and. James Davis.

James Davis. Who else? Oprah. Me, you James and. Reggie? No. Oprah's hilarious. It might have been Oprah.

Yeah. Anyway, I was like, let's go smoke weed, talk about shoes. It was my idea. I took one hit and I was like, oh, I'm freak out of here. And you guys are like, it's all good. Oh, was it Josh Johnson? No, it was, um, it'll come to me. It'll come to me.

But it was another, because this was, what you're talking about is actually the very first new Negroes ever. Yeah. Sean was like, and I was charged up. Sean was one of them. It's a new day. Everybody open your eyes. I'm not an old one. It's cool now.

It's 2014. I do for sure I didn't qualify. I'm not an old one. I'm hoping maybe I can become the... That lineup, though. It might have been Byron Bowers, actually. It wasn't. It wasn't?

We were all in that first one, I remember, and that was pretty crazy. Reggie Watts, Beron Vaughn. I'm hoping I can become the Alex Tatum of... I had to look up. Yeah, yeah. The Jackie Robinson of the idea. But yeah. We did a weed.

Yeah, weed. That was great. We're not in a good weed, too. I can't smoke it anymore. You can't. My brain stopped accepting that. That happens to a lot of people. It does happen a lot, yeah.

I'd take so many breaks. It's like been this thing that's just like it ebbs and flows in my life. It's been a year. I should give another shot. But I always, I usually have weed at the house. Yeah. Yeah. But then sometimes it'll go so long, it'll be old and then I'll buy new wheat and that's always exciting.

I'm like that with chips. I love chips. Get those late night taco bell, those late night taco deritos? Oh my God, those are good. Those new purple bag neon ones? There's a company called Late July, and maybe this will be my next pick. Late July. Late July has a ranch.

Yes. It tastes just like cool ranch Doritos, but it's much healthier. At least that's what I tell myself. Sure. It's unbelievable. They got a lime situation, too. Yeah. Yeah.

That's really good. Late July. Shout out to late July. Shout out late July. Shout to early August. Yeah. That's how much I like them. Oh, man.

This next one. Oh, you got another one. Yeah. NyQuil. Oh, dude. One of the few drugs I've ever taken exactly how you're supposed to. It does what it's supposed to ever. Like when you're just sick and you're like, all right, I'm going to be up for another hour.

Then I'm going to go upstairs. I'm going to hit that NyQuil and I'm going to disappear. I'm going to sip a quill and go to bed at like seven. Oh, it's tight. Z quill because you don't need to be sick. I did that. I don't know. I think I OG on Ziquel though.

You can just go upstairs and disappear feeling great. When I was, I tried Zekul when I first came out when I first dropped. And I slept to like 11 a.m. the next day. Yeah, yeah. Work at 8. It feels like. at an elementary school. Yeah.

So I was like, I missed my job. Like you're in a hyperbaric chamber or something when you're on ZEQuil. You're like, bro, my, I'm floating. I don't even know what ZEQuil is. NyQuil without the sickness. It's like non, it's less medicated NyQuil. It's like a sleeping egg. It's a scissor, essentially.

Yeah. You can get extra strength ZEQuil. No. You can. Yeah, you can. Oh, yeah. No, I know you can. It's like menthol Z quill.

It's amazing. Menthal Ziqu. I would worry about that. There's another good. Methyl's equal? Maybe he is a new one. Mechle? No, that was a new new.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see, yeah. It was, he added menthol to a drug. He might be, yeah. But Nyquil's beautiful. Nike's good. Yeah, that shit every time, man. You stay asleep, too. Yeah, that's the problem is when I'm sick for like three days.

Yeah. Day two, day three, you start looking forward to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you're like that's a fair amount. And, I mean, you got it. And you haven't done anything all day. But it's more than that. It's more than that.

It's a bonus. I'm saying it's a bonus from the medicine, but if it makes you sleep, that's great. If there's a bonus, I feel dope. Nyquil worries me. It's one of those ones that, like, it worries. Like, not that I think of it, but I'm like, it's one of those things where I'm like,

really I could see myself becoming addicted to this. And I need more research. Do you measure it? Yeah. Oh, you can't just take a slug. What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? You just drink it?

No, God, no. I don't think that's healthy at all. I measure it. I don't get sick a lot. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. So you just knock it all out? Did you have a robo trip back in the day? Weirdly, no, but I had a summer with codeine.

Yeah. Yeah, codine's. I had a summer where we're fun. That summer I turned codeine? Yeah. He had codeine sitting on the counter for like a year at the crib, at the fortress. Yeah. And every, like, I don't know, once a month you'd be like, you know, there's codeine on the counter.

You didn't have it there for any, you had it there because you were sick. Yeah, yes. But anyone's sitting there and then it's still there. Yeah. But we never touched it, to be fair. We never fucked with it. Yeah. I also don't know.

I think it was like, I think, I don't think it was the codeine that people speak of. I think it was. Well, they just mix it. Well, from everything seems like, don't, like, that's gone. Yeah. I remember. Now you've got to get wok. I tried that because of, uh, walk a moly, it was 2004, whatever, and everybody was doing it.

But it was not fun. I didn't like, uh, Cizzer. No. I was in the South. Everybody was doing it. I was like, you know what? I'll try it. And I'm like, brother, that's not, that's not how I felt.

Yeah, yeah, you loved it. Yeah. It was nuts. We had one summer and then it was. It's too good. It was like, I think it was like somewhere like 2011 or 2012. And then it was like, I mean, it was like, it just got to the point where we were like, we were like dipping blunts in it and drying out.

Yeah, people tried to do that. Yeah. And then like, somebody who won't be mentioned, but it's been on this podcast, ported on some ribs. Oh, yeah. Rocks and gay. Yeah. Rocks and gay.

It was, yeah, that shit's nice. I remember him telling me about that. What a lunatic. Anyway My next It's funny you said weed So we shouldn't repeat right Can't do

Can't repeat But does this count THC minus the bullshit I don't have weed I have THC minus the bullshit Do you mean like an edible No Oh like that

I don't want any I just want weed Talking like hash oil Or whatever Tincture None of the Infused None of the

Keefe I don't think You gotta pick a different drug I think It's been a lot By your producer Huh It's been

I guess it's anything in a while. Can we take a second break, actually? Do you have to go? Pretty soon, yeah. Yeah. All right, we're going to take a break. And we'll be right back before. All Fantasy, everything.

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Actually, chocolate is a drug, but my drug is power. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I think in the third round. I think we can. Power is a round. They get addicted to it. They get addicted to it so much. I've never, uh, I've never dabbled.

but I hear it's a good time. Now, if there was an actual street drug called power. Oh, my God, yeah. That'd be scary. Like, we were able to do this time. Then we're getting into the fictional. That's what they name them in movies. Yeah.

Yeah, I got a pound of power last night. But, like, we do know what it feels. The first time you can control an entire crowd for an hour, for an hour. Yeah. You're like, this is power. David's never done that. You want to go toe to toe? No.

But even like, like, especially the first time you feature for somebody, and you do 25 minutes of just destroying. Oh, you're like, this is a power I didn't know I had. Yeah. When you pack up the headliner and when you're in it,

like you're in like flow state. Flow state. It is like, and then you just watch the headliner try to do as well. It is pretty intoxicating. It's like, oh my God.

I just, you have a much harder job. Like I just in the back with a switch or lit up. Like whatever. Yeah, like this is, then you stand by the door waiting for everybody to say

you should have headline. Oh, it happened so much. And then later on in your career, you're that headliner. 100%. Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh, of course it's killing. He's only 25 minutes. You had to do the check drop. I had to do an hour. I didn't even live here. I don't know what. I don't know the local town. Because my name's on the venue, like, it's much harder for me.

My cousins here. I was up doing radio. Yeah, I had to do. I had to wake up at 6 a.m. I got paid more, you know. I made more money. I got flown here and I got a hotel. That's all anyone cares about us.

It is so hard. That's stag over. Yeah. Power is a good one. Yeah, absolutely. All right, just in the interest of time, I will now make my third pick. I'm going to take Molly. Great.

I'm getting all my hitters. Yeah. Hell yeah. I mean, we've discussed it on here. Just not for me. I don't know. It's the one drug where I feel like I actually feel like I'm missing out. Like I've been to so many parties where everybody's doing it.

And then I'll be like, maybe I was wrong. And then I don't like it. I've only done it the once. I didn't have a great time, but I had just broken up with my. now wife that right yeah yeah i think that probably had a lot to do with i think i'm not making that that obviously the emotions going into it yeah right it uh it rips it's the best good it is good it's the best drug i've seen someone have a pretty good time on it i've had i've had quite a few good times i've had some bad times where it was there there's been some wild times but i don't know that it

was its fault as much as it was the other people who were also at that party yeah some drugs i will not name. Yeah. I've had bad times. Yes. On Molly. New Year's Eve, 2013. Going into 2014.

Yeah. New Year's Eve is like a set up for a bad time. I didn't even know Molly was around in 2013. Twin brothers who shall not be named who wrote a movie. They're black. There's not a lot of glasses. They provided. Jason and Randy Sclaug.

Friends with Michael Chey. I don't know. He was there too. But Marcus and Marquith Morris? Yes. Yeah, okay. But they provided a whole party at bar matches in New York that year. And it was fun and then it turned almost immediately.

Okay. Almost immediate. Well, like it was so fun riding there and then it like turned midnight and then you start looking around like, where am I? Like, what is this? Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got to go home. And then I went home with somebody who was, I think, staying with me.

and I was just like, I think just so sad in my room while she was on the couch. I was like, I don't even know what's happening personally. She was like, I might go to another party. I was like, yeah, go. Go, yeah. No, I remember one time we took some, I was with you guys and I had to write it out

in a porta party. Yeah, you did. I did just sit in a porta party for a long time. You were with me? Yeah, you were there. Yeah, I remember that night. So it went up and then it crashed? It's like, what happens is when it,

when it hits for me, it's too much. I feel too much And then I'm so sweaty And I just like No, even even a little bit It feels like that for me Listen, I've done it a bunch of times I've done the research

I didn't throw the football once Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Fond of it Sean, time for your third and fourth picks Cocaine's the coolest drug there is What? Wow It's just rude

It's the coolest drug there It's just one because I don't want to take Coke first? That's crazy. I'm just saying in the channel. Will you mark down the minute mark on this just so we can sign it to Laura? Yes. Yeah, seriously. In the Zykeyes though, like as far as drugs go, cocaine is like the cool drug. It just is.

There's no... Cool drug. No, I don't think so. You guys are out of your mind. Watch blow. That's a movie. Blow makes it look cool. Go to a blow party. You've been to cocaine parties. It's kind of shit. I don't know if I've ever been to a party that I'll... Well, no, you're right. I am. And it's like intense.

I've been to like after bars. we're like, this is a cocaine. Do you know what I always say from below is fuck me running? Because, I think it's a Peeby Harmon? Oh, yeah. It's Bobcat. Bobcat who goes like 8.6, fuck me running, 8.6? Like they're measuring.

Yeah, when he's, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, that's a great scene. Can I do a bump and then they're like, yeah, fuck it, let's all do one. And then peewee does it. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Coke, and then propofal.

What's that? What's he to sleep when you have surgery? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the, a lot of this, well, a lot of it was like, what actually, what helps? Because I, I haven't always had the best relationship with alcohol specifically. So thinking about these, I tried to like. Just hours, minutes ago, you said you had the great relationship with it.

I like to think I do. I'm never bummed out at all. See me at this door later. She's screaming at the door guy. I'm funny too. I don't live here, but I'm funny. I could grow a ponytail like you, but I don't. Very rarely do you have a bad time on alcohol?

No, but I wonder like what a therapist would crack open. and like with what I deem, healthy. Oh. Just saying everything. Buddy, that ain't tough at all. You go to therapy,

buddy, that ain't tough. You're talking about bringing a medical professional. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think that when I drink, I'm,

I don't get upset. I don't get bummed. But there's been a few times. You've texted me. You both texted me where you like, hey, was last, were you good last night? And I'm like,

yeah, totally. Anyway, so in this draft, I was like, what helps? What has helped me? And I've only had a few surgeries, but it's amazing that they can happen.

I have a steel plate and some screws my ankle. I had my knee replaced. I had eye surgeries. If any of that had to happen while I was awake. I was awake for the BBL. I wanted to see the process. Devil horns put it on your skull and they've taken out the same day. You got a lot of stuff done.

I had one of those weird piercings in the middle of your butt cheek where you like, what's it attached to you? Yeah, just hang it out. It just drove it into your root. You had your tongue forked. For Burning Man? Oh, man. I can't believe I used to want to do that.

You did not want to, but I found it interesting. What's your name? I'm Will Miles. Yeah, I thought it looked cool. I was like, that snake fucker is a weirdo. It doesn't not look cool. It freaks me out. It freaks me out every time, but I would thought.

It doesn't not look cool if it's attached to everything else that's right. I'll say it doesn't look cool. Yeah, maybe it doesn't. I grew up in a very strange area. So I mean, it's like a big part of it. That kind of shit was prevalent. Yeah, I didn't know what he. Everybody like that growing up.

Yeah, I would see adults with snake tongues growing up in gauge earrings every day. In Chicago? In Chicago? There's a lot of gauge earrings. Yeah, yeah. I think I've only seen one snake tongue. A lot of gauge earrings, for sure. A lot of those in Sioux Falls.

It did sound like you said gay earrings. I know it did. And I'm like, is that like when you make fun of a gay person? I don't know. It's gay earrings sounds like something from Dickens. Like, spam me your gauge earrings. Well, today is St. Albion's Day. Cheers and cheers.

Propothal, right? Propopal. Propopal. Propa fall? You're correct. Propa fall? Propa fall. Dip shit.

Xanax. Yeah. Okay. Xanax is good. I have never, I've never taken it recreationally, and I understand the people do. It's for anxiety, right, Zana? It's for panic attacks and anxiety. When I was having really bad panic attacks, I, I, I, I,

I had, I was prescribed Xanax and boy, it helps a lot with that. I'm the same. And just knowing I have it helps when I feel when coming on. I have the same one. Yeah, I have the same shit where I just have a bottle in my house. Yes. But I don't, I break it out

in case of emergency, but I don't, I don't recalational take. I haven't taken one in years now. What's the recreational use for Xanax? Like what? So you're not more fun. If you're not having a panic attack. A great time. But what does it do? Like, what, I don't know. Well, like I imagine if I wasn't having a panic attack, it would just make me feel real chill.

I think that's what it does. Okay. Because it makes you feel real chill. Oh, that makes sense. You're having a panic attack? Yeah. So you're like, oh, this must be great outside of this. Sure. Common theme. Yeah. It's the kind of thing that, like, if you did go to a doctor to talk about how much panic, like how much panic you have on airplanes. I have them at home. I just, I get freaked out taking them because my dad. Right, right. No problem drinking, though. The therapist would have a good time with this. Yeah, yeah. It'll be very fun. Mm-hmm. Don't be so hard on yourself.

I appreciate it. I almost started crying right there. My next one. Monoxidil. Is that it? What's that again? Rogan. Rogan, yeah, for hair?

Rogan, yeah, for hair. Like, yeah. Good one. Come on it right now. Yeah, exactly. Monoxidil is good. Yeah. Are you on monoxidil?

You know, I started to notice like a little pushback. You know, you look at like the people in your life, you're like, okay, my dad had hair up until death. It was pushed back, though. Yeah. Getting pushed back further and further. So that's, like, where my family goes. So I think it's like

Yeah, I just notice it pushing back The closer I get Pass to death Yeah, it's like oh yeah Like I don't think I'm gonna go bald Because I've seen a lot of our friends and everybody Like lose the hair back here Yeah start going back here

Like if you're gonna go bald for real It starts back here I've seen that but also I've seen it Creep creep back like this just go He's worried about it too Yeah I don't see it I got creep for sure And then I had a little finning

here. Thinning is scary. And that sucks. That's when you get monocidol. Yeah. Because you're like, I need it to be sick. Have you ever recreationally done monocid?

Yeah, every day, baby. I was going to say, Will, I just saw you like, what, three weeks ago? Yeah. Your hair, you would just had a cut. Yeah. Oh, Will's kind of swimming a little bit right now. Yeah. And then your hair is grown back and it looks very nice.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Monoxidels, some of it, but it's all, some of its genetics. Yeah. But then it's like, yeah, I just noticed the... What's your, what's your routine?

where you got, like, Jamaican black castor oil? I used to. Yeah, that shit's for real. I do think a lot of the stuff you do in, like, your early days helps. Like, it carries you through. Is that come from a white bean? That shit, though, for your, like, a beard? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've never tried, I can't grow a beard at all. You just got to pull it out. Black castor oil. I know, that's what they said in the mirror. Yeah, yeah, black asteroid? Okay, maybe I'll try that. Yeah. Green.

Green, okay. It's a green beer I gotta leave soon as Okay Okay, well Will it has to go These are my last two All right So Dave, I'm talking about your last two

Peptobiznall Yeah Pick Biznett That's a drug Yeah All right That is a drug Yeah

That shit I put down some Far more serious problems And then it should have battled Absolutely Yeah I'll slug off to that I won't slug the night quote

But I'll Yeah I do not measure out Pepto. I don't know. I've not just give me a couple gulps. I do like the way it tastes. I do too. I don't, I don't hate it. It's like a poop. Black hoop gets real dark. And it's like so movie based where like the person is dressed and they chug

pepto and it's like, yeah, I got a real job. First reformed. Yeah. I'm a adult. Yeah. And then ibuprofen. Ibeprofen's a good one. Ibe proffin too. Yep. Buddy, that ain't tough. Hit me. Come on.

I'll be profan. All right. Because I have to leave, should I do too? It's time to your last one. This is my last one. Then it's the limelisk pill. Oh, okay. Damn it.

That was the one. It's being well taxing. That movie is so good. I hate to be that guy, but it's terseppat. It is? No. NZT 48 is what they call it in the movie. It's the limitless pill for fudge.

Side note, there's a television version of limelisk. It's pretty good. Sean Donnelly comedian is on it. Sean Donnelly's in there. Sean Donnelly's in there. I love Minority Report the TV version as well, but unrelated to anything else.

Good advice. Megan Good was on there, and now she's a different person. But back then, she was the Tom Cruise of... Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. This is a shit from my final pick called Colchicine.

Now, I was, I could, I know you're not going to take either of these. So I'm going to do this as a tandem pick of Allapurinol and Colchicine. Alapurinol is a drug I take not to have gout outbreaks. Colchicine is a drug I can take if I somehow still have a gout outbreak

that knocks it out. Shout out to those two drugs. Hell yeah. I had goutes so bad. Gout break. I remember you would be like laid up on the couch. I couldn't walk. I couldn't.

I had my shoulders, elbows. It was terrible. And this is like, I can't, and I never treated it. If you want to hear more about that, you can listen to my book. I don't want to get to do it now. You can read it.

You couldn't read it. I felt like I felt like I didn't deserve to feel good. But yeah, these drugs are fucking miracles. I'm Colchicine you don't want to take a lot of because it's hard on your liver and kidneys, but a lot of drugs are. But yeah, shout up to those two drugs.

Sean, penicillin. Yeah, oh, yeah. I had that first, but I don't know enough about it. I don't think we've ever had penicillin. I thought I was going to, thought I got caught slipping with an STD one time. I thought I was going to need it, but I never did. Penicillin knocks all that shit out, right? Yeah. Gets rid of it. Thank you. Skateboard trick,

dude? Yeah. Yeah. Did you skateboard trick your way into... I said bring him in. Hey, Doc, this is my STD. He's been hanging out with me all day. Me and my buddies, we call ourselves the STDs. The skateboard trick dudes. Iceman?

My pick? Ketamine. Whoa. Love it. You love it? Okay, wow. That is a young guy. Only did it the one time?

Isaac Ketamine Lee. Wasn't for me. Also not for me. Never done it, but I would have to do it only in front of like a doctor, I think. No, I do it like therapy. Fudic purposes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Try to put distance between me and my problems, not get too enmeshed with it, and it helps me reframe. It's like, it's a psychedelic, essentially. Oh, you didn't do it at the back of the magic tower. When you have that few buttons. I know, yeah, yeah. In mesh, come on, bro. Whoa, we were just talking about that word earlier today. In mesh? A mesh. In mesh. In mesh.

In mesh. Mesh Patel? Never heard it. Yeah, he's, uh, headlining it. He's in it, too. To recap, uh, to recaliband out the, out the wall. Buddy, that ain't tough. I got to go. I'm going to wrap the podcast up, but you can leave. You don't have to stay here for it. I do have to leave. I got to get home. Will Miles, everybody.

You guys are the best. We love you. Thank you so much for doing it. It's fun to be back in person. Yeah. Hell yeah. Now, to recap, David, you went first. You took GLP-1s, Trazepite, weed, Nyquil, peptobismal, and ibuprofen.

Will, hang on second. He took Mushroom, Zyrtec, Power, Monoxidil, and the limitless pill. Power. Mushroom, Zertek, and Power. It's the follow-up to gun, terms and steel. I went third. I took the Kowalski triplets.

They start for LSU. Sorry, I was trying to land it. Zyrtec Kowalski? Power Kowalski? I like it. I took booze, Kaffeed, Molly Zanix,

and Colchicine. And I slept for like 24 hours. Sean took Novakene, hydrocodone, cocaine, propofal, and penicillin. Everything that you can get. I'm having a rough day.

Stuff the doctor used to give at some point. Yeah. Yeah, even cocaine. Pretty good. What did they give you cocaine for? Party. Hey, you look bummed out.

Getting too many bonus. You go to the doctor for a breakup and they're like, here you go. I left my blood pressure medications on the board, but everything else that I had listed, got taken. Same. Tylenol. Tylenol is one of my favorite, like, um, inseds because it, it also treats emotional pain. There was like a New York Times article. What?

So every time I feel bad, like, sometimes I'll take a Tylenol and I. That makes me feel better. Take a Tylenol so you don't cry linole? What about sexual activity? That's a drug, right? I was wondering if we were... This says Pesto, but that has to be wrong. No, that's right.

Pesto, yes, sex. Maxine... Maxine is hooked on Pesto. I get it. She who loved Pesto noodles for days. Tell her, give Uncle David a call. Hey, Maxine, sorry we've got to hide the Pesto. Uncle David's coming over.

He can't be around it. Pine nut-based treat, you know? Yeah, it's good, man. I never, that was one thing I wish I would have known about when I was hella broke was that you could just get the noodles and put pesto on them. Yeah, that's not cheap. It makes it, it is expensive. It makes it feel fancy.

Four bucks, four or five bucks? No, it's like six, seven. Pine nuts, because pine nuts are expensive. Yeah, I knew that. Every time I've gotten a jar of pesto, I've always been like, damn. And then I always feel like, I'm always like, oh, I'll be fine. And then it, it goes bad. Yeah, it does.

You got to really get into it. It's a sensitive. It's old Pesto. Yeah. You open your fridge and you hear Erica Badoo. That's the Pesto. It's, I'm, yeah, I'm into Pesto. Spoonfuls.

I like that we're ending on Pesto. Yeah. A podcast about drugs. Buddy, that ain't tough at all. Well, I had to leave right. He's lying. He just had to leave early to make his money. He went straight to the copyright office.

He's got to mess out. He's at the WME offices right now. He's got to be here where he's like, listen, three guys are going to show up tonight. Don't let him in. Fuck them. Don't let them in. They're going to say it was all of our ideas.

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