All Fantasy Everything - Fads (w/ Jason Concepcion, David Gborie, & Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: November 5, 2020

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. fads with our guest, writer, podcaster, and overall extraordinary human beast, Jason Concepcion. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always are Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get to it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast is going to cook down nice. That's going to cook down nice. Once you get it all in the pan, it's going to cook down nice. Nothing? I don't know how to cook, man, so I don't know.

Put a little saison on there? What do you do? Do you sprinkle some saison? When you say saison, what do you mean? I don't know how to cook, man, so I don't know. Put a little Sasson on there? What do you do? Do you sprinkle some Sasson? When you say Sasson, what do you mean? I don't know what I mean, David. Don't you put that on? Don't you sprinkle that on? I think you're appropriating some culture that we're not sure which one it is. It's going to be a long hour and a half.

Oh, man. I got busted already. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what it means. Put some oregano on it or just dump some jameson in there and put it in my irish bowl i don't know how many times i have to tell you jameson is not a spice yes it is i don't care if you dip your hot dogs in it it's a friday night spice and i'll hear nothing else it's a base dude it's a base it's a base you cook around it it's a cologne it's a tuxedo if you need it to be it's a base, dude. It's a base. It's a base. You cook around it. It's a cologne.

It's a tuxedo if you need it to be. It's a tuxedo. It's a personality. It can be a date. It can be a date, hang out with you. And I hate to be this guy that I always am. Does anybody ever call it a fuck-sedo? I don't know, dude. Did I just start that?

I think you just did. I think you started that. A fuck-sedo. Yes. Erase this. Make sure it doesn't go into the pod. Yeah, don't know. Did I just start that? I think you just did. I think you started that. A fuck-sito. Yes. Erase this. Make sure it doesn't go into the pod. Yeah, don't tell them. And you need to trademark that.

Yeah. Yeah. A fuck-sito. Well, looks like we'll have two homeowners on the podcast here pretty soon. Hell yeah, dude. I just don't think I've ever heard of a fuck-sito. It's real good. And it's right there.

You're going to be visiting the house that fuck-sito built before too long, so start getting used to it. I'm going to be your neighbor called fuck-speedo, and I just wear big underwear the whole time. Dude, just a rated R version of Sailor Moon, fuck-sito mask. Fuck-speedo, and I walk around in big, big boxer briefs. Didn't you go by buck-speedo for a small year in the 90s i did buck speedo speedo when was that on my buck speedo days yeah okay fuck me all right fuck cito me it's already working it was the one time he rollerbladed but he put big boxes of franzie wine over the rollerblade so it looked like he was skating around on boxed wine dude oh yeah classic game if i had a gun if i had a gun to your dog's head

i'd have one now because of the civil war that's coming yeah but if i had my gun trained on your dog and i said put on these roller blades right now uh-huh and i want you to go out and I want you to go out, and I want you to skate around town like you really mean it, would you do it? I think, unfortunately, for everyone involved, I'd have to call upon Ian's training, and I think Ian would just come handle it for me. No, that's not the option. That's not the option.

I will gladly rollerblade around town, and I'll wave to people. Yeah, I'd do it. I'm old enough. I'm old enough and confident enough in my person. What if you had to go to the skate park where they all know you? That'd be tough. What if Tony Hawk saw?

What if Tony Hawk saw? You guys are up in the stakes before I bet. What if Tony Hawk saw? Dude, what if Tony Hawk saw? You guys keep chopping fingers off before I have a chance to bet, and I don't know what to do. So there's a 50. Tony Hawk is in town, and there's a 50. Tony Hawk is in town.

And there's a 50% chance he'll see him. Or he'll see you, more importantly. Yeah. Yeah. Gone to dog's head. Sure. I'll do it. How much money would it cost to make you, you know Tony Hawk's at the skate park, for

you to show up in rollerblades? Oh, you know, not nearly as much as we want to say. If I'm being dead honest, I you know i don't know 20 bucks 20 20 whoa show up in rollerblades you're better than that yeah you're better than that you're selling yourself what are you gonna do i'm gonna be your manager right now i'm gonna be your manager right now sean you're worth more than sean you cannot you you you're bigger than 20 you're bigger than 20 let's up that to we'll start at 200 and then we'll go up from there. But 20 is too low.

I think that's right. My dad told me I just wasn't any good and he called me ugly. Absolutely. Dude, you're great. You're great. You're good, hot, and not a rollerblader. That's what I say about you. I was already having a fun day.

Now it's good. But now you showed up at the skate park. Tony Hawk's there and he was about to ask you to join his pushing 40s, pushing 40 skateboard club oh my god and now he's doing these rollerblades dude boy if you think that's not the theme for my whole next year i can't wait i feel like that's your 40th birthday party it has to be i'm finna be 40 hopefully right around the time i turn 40 we can have fucking parties again i hope so and we will we'll do that if you ask everyone in south dakota you could have a party last night on halloween and you could do it anywhere you wanted and you could go touch anything you wanted those fucking dipshits

seems like there might be a reckoning coming there and like the sad dude what when i just go there and i i'm just gonna be a tornado of fury when i go back i hate what's going on there i don't hate a lot of stuff and i hate it mostly just rollerblades sorry it's all right i'll rollerblade to south dakota casey jones style kill everyone that guy that guy who's got a little bit of hate in his heart but for a very uh justifiable thing is sean jordan seanis jordan on twitter sean cougar melon jordan on the gram pushing 40 pushing boardy skateboard team co-founder he said it i know you got it we got to drop the paperwork because you coined it.

I'm putting you on it, dude. It's you and me. I mean, all four of us. Marissa, you're in too. Yeah. You're all the Powells. I'm the Peralta. Is that how it works?

Which one skated and which one didn't? I don't think George Powell skated. Peralta did. I'm George Powell, dude. No, he must have skated. He must have skateboarded at some point, George Powell. Well, I own a skateboard, so I don't want to. You sure do. I'm getting to the weight, I think, where I could,'t know. He must have skated. You can't. He must have skateboarded. Well, I own a skateboard, so I don't want to. I'm getting to the weight, I think, where I could, you know, get around on the broken

ankle. If you became a late in life skateboarder, that would be. That's incredible. What an energy. Yeah, man. Wild. I think that's what I need in my life. I think that's the next step.

You don't even have to do tricks. What if you just like for pleasure, you know, just skating around the hood, hood like your neighborhood we'll go to the beaverton skate park dude it's right there by nike and we'll just go shred you can cruise around the carmel name carries too much weight in beaverton for me to ever you don't want to do it what if we practice a while and then we like take when you're ready we take you out and they're just like yeah it's your first day what if what if he did like like freestyle like more ground-based stuff we like keep it out of the air and you're just like, yeah, Ian's first day. What if he did freestyle, more ground-based stuff? We keep it out of the air, and you're just kind of going up on curves and stuff and hand plants and stuff. That's what I was thinking.

We're like, Ian doesn't really do a lot of flip tricks, but he carves bull. Ground game. He carves hella bull. He carves bull. Look, I carves bull. That sounds so sinister. What do you do? I carve bull do i carve bull

i carve bull i carve bull john how are you doing dude what do you got going on i'm good man chilling uh nothing just hanging out i've kind of tweaked my knee the other day so i haven't skated for five five days or something so i've just been trying to walk and like oh i built a home gym playboy it's in the garage yeah man i saw the px fucking sualina gomez is gonna play a private show in there every day through winter and then i'm gonna come out with abs it looks as much like a home gym as it as it looks like a as like an at-home mosque though i mean there's like not a lot i kneel on the ground.

He's praying to the iron gods. This is like a yoga mat. A yoga mat's not mine. That's the queen's. I have gym mats and I got two free weights. Yeah. Damn. Free weight got the hood on smash.

Shout out to Nico. I'm going to forget it. Nico, you know who you are. Save the free weights for me at uh at a dick so i got him because they're like under whenever they come in people just mob on him so he had to like put him aside for me so i could come get him but i got him and i'm still i got a jump rope dude i got some oh shit some of those resistance bands in there i got some hardcore bands in there what's it let's what's the what's the program what's the program you should get some soft core bands too fuck buttons is in there dude yeah what's the swole jordan program i have well i have physical therapy is the big thing that i do i

do therapy for my knee so that is what i got it but then i just got free weights and i'm working on a bench and i'm gonna have nick harris uh shout out healing comedy club nick harris open or help me out with a workout plan just so I can I want a little definition right that's why that's all I want just a little definition you already look almost as good as you've ever looked as long as I've known you and I've known you I've known you a decade you look fantastic and it's gonna be it's gonna be wonderful for you I think I think it's gonna agree with you just health you know I've been skating so much that I don't want to lose the progress of the activity and being

physical and just being generally stoked all the time, feeling good. I want that to continue. You do look great. You look like a Kennedy. I agree. He does look like a Kennedy. Oh, boy. Kickflip Kennedy, dude.

Is this my favorite episode of this ever? I think it is. This is pretty good. This is pretty good. Yeah, I got nothing coming up just chilling beautiful david bori is also here cool guy jokes 87 on instagram the g is silent on twitter how are you my friend yeah i feel good i'm happy yeah uh you know it's gonna be a crazy week how How was that gumbo? Yo, bro. That gumbo looked unbelievable. I go, how was that gumbo? And you go, yo, bro, gumbo. Bro, that shit went hard, man.

It was like. It looked good. It looked really good. It was really difficult to do. I've never made my own roux. I've never made, implemented crab, shrimp, and sausage into one dish. Yeah. That I've cooked before.

But, you know know the whole team was together we got it done it was it was really good it's a lot of different beasts in one pot to reckon with yeah it was like and that was the scary part right jameson and then sausage or what like jameson sausage and what else jameson can be an antelope it can be anything it's an antelope no the also the hard thing was like it was it was really difficult to time and then there's so many things like you worry like okay if i don't get the rue right the whole thing's fucked right yeah yeah i gotta get the rue right first and then the rue worked and then you're like okay well i hope the timing is on everything i hope the amounts because i did like i found like

four or five different techniques and like synthesized it you know what i mean but yeah it went good i feel really good what inspired this what was the inspiration weed no not at all i'm going sober i'm going clear i think just the weekend before i had made a big fancy dinner and then i wanted to make one and then i'm like oh maybe just learn how to make different things is great is great yeah but like more importantly can i give a shout out today yeah to colin o'laughlin at camp gallagher uh thank you so much you have a really good friend who reached out to me that you should talk to, but you're doing great stuff.

It looks like you've had a tough year. I'm sorry for your loss. Thanks so much for listening to us, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, too. Colin O'Loughlin from Washington State. What's his friend's name? I will share it to you afterwards because i think they want to

be anonymous okay we'll talk about it afterwards but yeah you got a good pal you got a good friend and you're doing real good stuff man that person also reached out to me and emailed my agent yeah yeah yeah yeah a similar a similar situation tenacity tenacity tenacity the head of comedy at caa sent me an email like this is cute yeah i got one too i'm you guys got me curious i'm checking and i yeah check it out it's like in my instagram don't drop i don't think details no no yeah i won't i want to like but like yeah man you got you got you got you got some people who really love you, man. And that's great. Yeah, that's a ride or die friend right there. You know what?

Let me just real quick. I'm in such a good mood. And I love all of you so much. And I know that this sucks. And it's going to be a tough. Hopefully, it's not a crazy day on Tuesday. But it could be regardless of what happens. I am thrilled about so many things in life

and I have such good people and all of you on this call are a prime example of how good your life can be. So focus on the good people in your life and just be positive and stoked and smile and tell people you love them. You know what I mean? Hell yeah, dude.

Hell yeah. Also, dip hot dogs in whiskey. It's good. Yeah, bro. That's the message. That's the tattoo. That's the... Oh, God the tattoo. That's the tattoo. If God forbid, knock, knock, pat-tip, pat-tip,

Trump wins on Tuesday, I'm going to cut in before this gets released, me saying, man, Trump just won, and then we're going to cut to you saying, I'm in such a good mood. Just like a real... Dude, it couldn't be better. It couldn't be better it couldn't be better oh man but if he but if he doesn't i'm gonna set a car on fire

fuck yeah so either way businesses are boarding up for that and i'm like they're boarding up for if he wins because i'll be out going nuts yeah so dog i'm trying to figure out so i my friend of mine is like come watch the election at my in my backyard no i'm going to the coast and i was like man i don't know if i want to drive across town on tuesday i'm not sure if i'll be able to get home oh absolutely not yeah i'm just gonna i'm gonna do it in the safety of my own home man yeah yeah i. Yeah. I got work the next day. So if the unbelievable happens, I got to go into a comedy show and variety. Comedy and variety. Ian works at Laugh-In.

Look at the Laugh-In now. That guy who doesn't know if he wants to drive across town on election day and who can blame him is Jasonason concepcion at network with a three with a second e might be on twitter at x underscore network underscore x on instagram you're the fucking nailed it again hello it's great to be here with you all it's great to see you i miss you buddy i miss you too i miss all of you yeah man for real it's really good to see you we're gonna get together we're gonna You're fantastic. I miss you, too. I miss all of you. Yeah, man, for real. It's really good to see you, man. We're going to get together. We're going to be in the same place. I drove past the roost yesterday in broad daylight just staring at it, thinking about

all the great times we've had. Yeah, I did. You were two blocks from my house. That's exactly what I said to my girlfriend. I was like, you live somewhere right around here. Proximity. I'll tell you what, go to the roost on Tuesday and they'll say, what election? Here's a huge glass of whiskey forget about it it's a time warp in here we have christmas lights and john mellencamp all the time yeah shrimp rolls the only thing that is 2020 compliant are

the prices on the drinks shrimp rolls alcohol they really they somehow didn't get left in that time warp they they're advanced on that one they're like no this should cost this should cost 15 this bottle with dust all over it it's not expensive but it ain't cheap that's the truth yes how are how are you doing man any like what's what's the latest with you uh i'm just you know i'm just enjoying uh life right now everybody's healthy and safe thank god in my life life. I'm inside and no one has tried to murder me for political reasons as I've walked down the street, so that's good. Wait until after this draft. Let's see

what these picks are, dude. After the draft, we'll see what happens. It's like, I just feel like until Tuesday, I just have this weight hanging over my head. Dude, for real. You also have a sword hanging over your head, so it's a place to be. That's a whole setup you got there. Thank you. And I love you. Listen to Binge Mode.

Binge Mode Marvel. We're covering every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I recently just caught up, so I can't wait to listen to that. I appreciate it. It's really fun. We have a good time with it. For those of you who don't listen, and I can't imagine there's any AFE fans who haven't fucked with Binge Mode, but just in case seems like it's just the it's just

fucking the best it's just so much fun to listen to you and mallet like just talk about all this the harry potter one's amazing the star wars one is fucking fantastic it's just a joy it's just if you love pop culture and you love listening to fun cool people talk about it and like kind of geek out on it it's going to be your cup of tea, even if you don't like tea. Well, thank you so much. That's really, I tell you, I don't know if I'm the only one here, but I love it when people say nice things about me. Yeah. And so I really enjoy that.

Thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate it. That's really sweet. It's a unique trait. It's a unique trait. We love you for it. My name is Ian Carmel at Ian Carmelmel at ian carmel on twitter at ian

carmel on instagram at ian carmel on jewish ballot tracker app which uh counts your ballot three times so you you were all right whatever you thought was going on with the jews you were correct the old tri vote the old tri vote you know those jews we're getting in the mix puppeteers dude The octopus on the planet. They were right. They were right. That's us. What do I got? Just listen to all fantasy, everything. Watch the Late Late Show where I

continue to be a millennial Ed McMahon and have a lot of fun on there. It's a great time. I love turning that program on and seeing you there front-facing right there in front of the entire world. And then I think, wow, Ian Carmel, what a talented and wonderful human being he is. Oh, my God.

It turns out I also like when people say nice things about me. Okay, do me and Sean. Do me and Sean. David, it's very easy. Sean. Do me and Sean. David, it's very easy. Every time I'm on Comedy Central or an ad for Comedy Central comes on,

it's who is it? I do all of them. Who is it but my friend David Borey? And I love to turn to whoever I might be with at the time and say, I know that guy. He's a great guy. Absolutely. That guy that just told you Awkwafina is Nora from Queens?

That is my friend. Listen, guys, I don't want to step on you two's toes. I know, obviously, this is well-trodden ground or whatever. It does feel really nice when you say nice things about me. Yeah, right? I do. I like you, man. I like the way that it feels.

You guys told me I look like a Kennedy earlier, so I'm there. Yeah. I'm there. No, Sean, you can't just make up your own. We're going to give. Jason has to give you one. It was told. It was said.

Jason has to give you one. It is known. Oh, Jason said that one. He did say that one. He did. He did. Yeah. Sean got his early.

Yeah, dude. Now, the reason we are gathered here today is not to observe correctly how Sean kind of looks like a Kennedy these days, but also to fantasy draft fads f-a-d-s fads is one of those words where when i say it i'm not confident the microphone is picking it up for some reason the microphone the microphone's very confident that it's picking it up okay good good good yeah you're good uh now it was it was jason's suggestion and i fucking love it it's another one of those ones that i can't believe we haven't done before. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I thought, too. I was like, whoa. Fads, it's a real fun one. Now, the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Ooh, David wins, dude. David wins. And it's a natural victory, too too it's a rock over two scissors now david as the winner of rock paper scissors it isn't coming upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that i will remind you it is a serpentine draft and what does that mean great question well dave i think you're gonna get this one i think i think so too i know i and if you don't i love you to pieces man and I'll explain it again next week and the week after. I love you too.

Can I tell you, I've been watching that video of you dancing that Jamel posted. I watched it so many times. That was on Miami night. I loved it. We were all like, let's dress like we live in Miami and go to Fade. I do remember that night. I do remember that night because you were the most stoked about it. Like everybody was like, I don't know if this party is going to crack off.

And you were like, hell no. And you got a drink and you were just out there dancing and it was just like such a good sean memory i was extremely miami themed that evening yeah i had on reflective sunglasses inside at night i had four different pastels you couldn't see a fucking thing and then we all went to the roost that night dressed like that and we just happened to fit in where it's like ah we just look nope we were like yeah we're at a miami party and was like or you're just hanging out at the roost that's the energy there that memory of you dancing warms my heart sean i love you so much my order for this is going to be well i didn't explain i didn't explain anything david but i'm gonna i'm gonna explain it real quick i forgot what we were doing. That's my bad, you know?

It's like if you're trying to do a safe trick-or-treating experience and you're in like a pod of families and there's six children involved in that and four sets of adults. So you set up in the backyard four cardboard houses that you put candy in and you have the children start at the house on the far right and say trick or treat and just work their way all the way to the left. And then they all just kind of shuffle off out of the distance or out of sight. And then they start back at the left again and just go all the way back to the right. And then they just kind of do that until you're out of candy. They just go right to left, trick or treating at every house, tiny little two foot

cardboard houses, knock on the door like it's a real house i answer every single time by saying oh my god what a scary little monster you are i probably said that 40 times to the same children it was so fun and so cute and then they just do that to you all out of candy you just continue to get more and more adorable you do fun man i can't say i was like i was like they say trick-or- or treat amazing that's such as that's so i don't think i've done anything sweet that sweet in my life there were a couple three-year-olds and they can barely say trick or treat they'd say it'd be like trick or treat and i go say it louder and then they would say it louder i go scream it and they go trick or treat you like say with your

chest what did you guys do for halloween quick tangent before you determine the order after that expertly basically what it means is you pick fourth in the first year and you pick first in the second round yeah what did you guys do i stayed in with with with the old with the old lady me and the girlfriend we uh baked snickerdoodles and watched coralline coralline that's what you landed on huh coralline good job we went with coralline i got a grip of snickerdoodles dude so if anybody wants a snickerdoodle i got like so many snickerdoodles they're good too the queen's favorite cookie is a snickerdoodle the king's as well dude i fucking love this i uh i dressed up like michelangelo laura dressed up like pumpkin guts and then we did the trick

or treat thing came back home what do you mean excuse me what's pumpkin what's pump what is pumpkin guts like you know the guts you pull out of a pumpkin. She put a bunch of yarn on a shirt and like fake seeds and just dressed up like a pumpkin. Oh, I thought you were using the colloquial rapper guts. Yeah. I thought you meant. I thought you meant that. No, I already got called out. No.

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R.I.P. John Connery. Yeah, we figured it was a good, you know what I mean. What did I do? I went to the Americana Mall to get a new phone, a phone upgrade, and treat myself. And then I just came home and I worked.

Me and the girlfriend, we had dinner. We had some In-N-Out. We got In-N-Out on the way back. Worked on having a good time, it sounds like. Yeah, and then we watched television. It was so boring.

It's boring, folks. The quarantine, I'm so washed. It's just giving me a great cover for just being washed. I love it. it's the the the quarantine i'm so washed it's just giving me a great cover for just being washed i love it yeah it's the best it's not the best but that's the one of the best things about it's like you're being so responsible no no dude i'm just dusty i'm just completely dusted man i didn't want to do you know how stoked i was where i was like man there's no even i don't i don't feel guilty for not going to a show or going to do stand-up or

going to say hi at some party that i didn't want to go to i just sat at home and chilled i would have liked to have handed out candy but you know whatever i love it i'm not in a bar making out with a sexy nurse or something yeah i'm not dressed like a sexy nurse at the bar with david it's great i'm not i'm not waking up the next morning wondering how it ended up i got to second base with ian i'm not i'm not laying there in bed thanking god that we went to second base envisioning my life with david i'm not smoking cigarettes in my house figuring out how i'm going to tell ian this is never going to happen again i'm not booking tickets to sierra leone for the two of us once this whole pandemic thing dies down

to go i'm not i'm not selling my property in sierra leone and buying other in cameroon because i'm not gonna do that i'm not getting a full back tattoo of me and david on a two-person bicycle driving down that windy hill in san francisco i'm not just staying up late at night regretting us taking that two-person bicycle down that hill in san francisco knowing that ian was probably gonna get the wrong idea, but it was cheaper to rent to tandem than rent to. So, you know, like that. Yeah, man, there's silver linings to this whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Halloween, dude. It's good for all of us. Now, David, with that in mind, what will be the order of today's draft, eh? I'm gonna say Jason, David, Sean, Ian. Hot corner! corner cool i wanted to go third that's nice i figured i figured i could feel your heart all right perfect which means jason you have the first pick in the fads all fantasy everything draft and we will get to that pick right after

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Rules and restrictions may apply. Yeah, we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything, the only podcast that has ever existed in the history of recorded media, course except for binge mode and the connect uh peter and jason those are the three if you've heard a podcast it's one of those three things if you've been if you've ingested media at any point it's one of those three things or uh or harlem nights which is available now on on hulu and i believe hbo max that movie is fire dude that's a good ass if you haven't

seen harlem knights watch it yeah i love it i love it when uh della reese beats up betty murphy yeah he shoots her toe off yeah so good fights were different then they were different those are the four anyway jason you have the first pick in the fads all fantasy everything draft uh what will that first pick be um so excited to uh make this first pick let me take you back to the mid-2000s early mid-2000s about 2004 don't you take mine don't you i'm gonna go with the live strong bracelet oh damn it oh that's good that good. That's not what I was thinking, but that's great. The ubiquitous yellow rubber bracelet that said Livestrong on it that represented the fight against cancer. Yeah. As espoused by Lance Armstrong, famed bike rider, famed cheater.

It would later emerge. But I got to tell you, man man there was a moment where uh everybody had one everybody really did have one and if you didn't have one you were a piece of shit like you were pro cancer if you didn't have one i didn't have one and i was a little piece of shit yeah i had versions of it i don't think i had that you didn't have one you're kidding i had bracelets i would wear, but it was never the yellow Livestrong bracelet. You had a Billabong yellow bracelet.

He had a Billabong one. He thought it was hilarious. He got it at the boardwalk. I'll tell you, that was a rough era for me. To this day, I have thick wrists, but back then they were even thicker. that thing's cool when it's like kind of hanging loose on your wrist when it's a fucking choker like you're a girl it's a fucking but you're like is this bad for my circulation it looked weird they didn't even have my wrist size i have little doll wrists so it looked great on my wrist but i it was definitely one of those things where you just

let you you loved flashing it you loved when you saw people who also had it you'd be like yeah i i hate cancer as well i'm against it i'm against that disease well here we are look at us just standing up to it every single day of our lives it also looked good with the kind of like athleisure wear that was cool at the time you know what i mean it looked like really cool with like those clothing like that pop of color on the wrist i growing up in beaverton when the live strong kind of like athleisure wear that was cool at the time. You know what I mean? It looked like really cool with like those clothing, like that pop of color on the wrist. I, growing up in Beaverton,

when the Livestrong stuff was popping off, I was going to the employee store a lot and a full like quarter of the store, there was like a huge corner of it. Like what it's a, it's a big square box and like a one full corner was dedicated to the Livestrong bracelets and then like related Livestrong like paraphernalia. It was like the other than like sneakers. It was like the biggest section of that store for a while.

It was massive. It almost felt like you had to have one to play on varsity. And then people didn't think you were on varsity if you didn't have one. Always bringing up varsity around me, aren't you? Always mentioning varsity. Listen, you're my junior varsity king. I wasn't even I don't even know what junior varsity around me, aren't you, Dave? I'm not. Always mentioning varsity. Listen, you're my junior varsity king. You know that. I don't even know what junior varsity is.

I don't think I was on that either. What are you on? Seat? Freshman team? That's not a third thing. Yeah, that's it. So I was JV. If I played football, no matter what, I was at least JV.

If you were, yes. I didn't know that. I thought university was like wrong in the ladder. I did not get to. I did not know what team you were on. Did you play after freshman year? Yeah, I played when I was a sophomore. Yeah, you were on JV.

You were on JV. Really? That's like legally. My dick just got bigger. That's crazy. Sean, that's impossible. Your dick couldn't get bigger. Bubba La. Wow, I was impossible. Your dick couldn't get bigger.

Bubba. Wow, I was on JV. I'm going to go tell Laura. She's got a JV. She snagged a JV athlete. She didn't even know it. I've never heard anybody even refer to it like that. She snagged a JV athlete.

Guess what, honey? Guess what? I just found out today. Wings on me tonight, babe. I'm JV. I'm JV, baby. Baby, call up Outback and tell them to cook up two Bloomin' Onions. I just found out I was on JV.

Yeah. Hey, Laura. Laura, go ahead and tear up those coupons. I'm paying cash tonight. JV. JV. JV. Just barely. Tell them to run a junior credit check, all right?

We're getting that. No reservations for Sean Jordan. Check under junior varsity. You don't have to wear masks anymore, baby. It turns out i've been immune the whole time i got that i got that thick bloodline thoroughbred oh man yeah let's wrong was huge it's also they the bracelets have echoed an eternity to this day like lebron still wears his like i promise like rubber wrist bands like athletes still rock rubber wristbands and i think that was the first one yeah it's a

move now it was the first time in fact i feel like it was being somebody who tracked nike trends absolutely it was the first time that kind of thing crossed over into that yeah and that was nice the only thing about that trend was it it's one of the rare ones where if you were a kid, you could wear it. Your parents would wear it. You'd see grandparents wearing it. It cut across generations. It was just absolutely cool for everyone to have one. Yeah, that's a good point.

It was top to bottom. It cut across generations. And if you were a thick dude, it cut off your bloodstream to your hand. It was amazing. Made your wrist look like a neck. Yeah. They were also in high school one of the first bracelets that weren't youth group related, and I appreciated that.

Yeah, it was the first time bracelets weren't for straight-up virgins. Does that not say WWJD on it? Oh, that's dope. Okay, cool. Oh, you get laid still? Yeah cancer and i fuck what up 10th grade those were the shirts i was getting just straight to the point i hate cancer and i fuck oh these big johnson things there's too much they beat around the bush too much i just need to the point if i'm working out i need people to know see and that was my t-shirt it said big johnson's

beat around the bush and then it was just like a dude spraying down a bushfire in australia koala just topping them off off Jay's an excellent first pick David it is time for your first pick my first pick and I came into this recently and this trend by the way this fad is not over yet but I see it coming I see the writing on the wall cause this product is a piece

of shit oh I'm growing with Swiffer that shit is a verb it will not get your shit as clean as a mopping bucket it's not a replacement no it's not a replacement it's easier david it's it doesn't matter if it's easier it's easier because it's trash it's easier because it's trash i feel like i don't know what i'm doing with a swiffer like i've had swiffers in my life and i'm like am i just doing this wrong because it's never getting the job done it never i just cumulatively now the corners of my shit is all fucked up so i had to go and buy a mop and a bucket because that shit

is trash and they made it a verb we made it a verb everybody's like i'm gonna go swiffer my house it's fucking horse shit swiffer wet i don't know about the dry i don't buy them dry what is dry here's the issue with wet is it just pushes it around it doesn't really that's what i'm saying Fucking horse shit. Swiffer wet. I don't know about the dry. I don't buy them. Dry wood is dry. Here's the issue with wet is it just pushes it around. It doesn't really pick it up. It's crap. It's crap. It just pushes the dirt around.

And then there's too much. There's too much having to attach the Swiffer. I just want to get busy when I'm looking to clean. I just want to get busy. I want to get to it. I don't want to open a thing and then attach a thing to another thing. And then the corner pops out and I got reattach it i gotta touch that dirty thing let's just get to it that's a hundred percent right i'm jason concepcion and i came to get busy that's right that's what i say to the floor with my mop and i feel like a dissenting opinion from

sean jordan it's much less much less cumbersome than a mop and a bucket it's yes it is you can't you have to if you have a mop and a bug you have to have bleach you have to like this you don't want to dump the bleach i got bleach you don't have to have bleach you can have fabuloso the swiffer puts the whole well i'm gonna drink it if i have fabuloso david we covered that about 20 drafts more like delicio so yeah that's why i don't buy a motorcycle i feel you but it's it's a good fix for like your your example david in your place a swiffer is just fine you don't need a mop you have enough are you listening that's what i'm saying i personally found out that it is not okay in my in my home i disagree in my fucking house sean all right it doesn't feel good okay okay i'm just

saying to fucking your corners just build and build and build and then it looks like you live in a fucking 20 year old's apartment again because you've been swiffering and your corners don't you're fucking you're on the bottoms got fucking orange juice or whatever you're drinking it doesn't fucking matter where's the square mop that you're buying that you're jamming in the corner get the corner with your swiffer that's your fault i'm not no it doesn't work the thing falls it doesn't work it doesn't work the corner will pop out and then the swiffer head is on that little like that little bracket and it just you can't get in there firm enough with enough tension to scoop whatever is in the corner out and then it it's fucking your cuticles all up. You're poking in

there and it's fucking your shit. It's poking into you. At the base issue, it's a cuticle thing. That's right. At the base issue. At the base issue, it's a cuticle thing. They're not using space age polymers in that thing. It's cheap plastic. I like your approach to this. You're calling for it to be a fad. You're calling

for the end of it. Let's end it now. End it. We made it now end it end it we made it a verb yeah it's not verbs are for good stuff i'm okay with googling something i'm not okay with swiffering it yeah beautiful i like the interpretation a negative fad you're calling for the it can bring me the still beating heart of the person who went to the swiffer of jason swiffer Of Jason Swiffer. Big Swiffer. Tweet it. Get at me. I'll straight up fight the CEO of Swiffer.

Big Swiffer and Pumpkin Guts, dude. I said that. That's an unholy alliance. It's like if you went to one of those concerts where it's like two of the guys from Wu-Tang and they would be like lower down on the list. You know what I mean? It was like two of the guys from Wu-Tang and they would be like lower down on the list. You know what I mean? It was like if you went to an inspected at concert, Big Swiffer and Pumpkin Guts would open.

Is it Master Killer and U-Gud? No, no, it's not Master Killer and U-Gud. It's Big Swiffer and Pumpkin Guts. Those are guys who live on your street and you know them, but you do not want to talk to them. No, not at all. Not at all. They're always asking you for like a dollar and you give it to them because they got knives, but you do not want to talk no not at all they're always asking you for like a dollar and you give it to them because they got knives but you don't want to they'll

be like they'll come to your house and try and trade you a ring for like a donut yeah those are the dudes that your mom was like i don't like those kids like you can't hang out with them no pumpkin guts can't come over yeah mommy just got out well it's gonna stay out of our house it's taco night no definitely not then definitely not he double can't come over it's taco yeah double can't it's coming from your stepdad and it's coming from me okay it's coming from both of us it's not just keith don't go ask jake all right this isn't this isn't like when you wanted that Livestrong bracelet. All right.

We're both together on this. Everybody knows you play varsity. You're 18 years old. Oh, no, I'm junior varsity, but it's still cool. There was never a list that said, like, junior varsity athletes, and then your name on it. They have those up in the hallway. That was never a thing that happened? What a...

No. My name was never written down for anything good in high school. Ever. I got an academic achievement award one time, and it was for the most improved senior, which just means you're a moron. You did terrible as a junior, and now you're a senior with study halls,

and so you had the biggest improvement. That also means way to graduate. Yeah, kind of. That also means way to graduate. Yeah. They did it once. One time. Well well we're about to graduate to your pick and uh one time i would like you to make it just and then the time is right now it's gonna be the one pant leg up like lo cool j i was thinking about that one too i tried oh i wanted 10 times maybe Everybody tried. Maybe. And I was like,

dude, you look fucking dumb. And I did some dumb shit. We'll probably talk about it later, but just in general, fashion-wise. If you'd like to hear about the dumb shit, you can listen to episodes 1 through 114 of All Fans Here. I wasn't always the pinnacle of fashion that you see sitting before you. You didn't always

look like a Kennedy. Yeah, man. You looked like Jamie Kennedy before. That was one of those, like, I remember my stepdad being like, what's going on there? Because it's like the one leg. It wasn't even both. It was the one.

And you're like, bro, I look good, dude. And they're just like, okay. Sure you do. I look like LL Cool J. It's clearly, you can clearly see. We're both JV athletes and we're doing great. I mean, LL Cool J is It's clearly, you can clearly see. We're both JV athletes and we're doing great. I mean, LL Cool J is varsity. Have you seen his body?

Yeah, he's varsity. My issue with it was I was always a boy, and that's not for a chubby ankle. No. Yeah. It's not a look for a, you got to have a lean, you have to have some calf definition. I definitely tried it, and it was one of my first lessons in just because a hot guy can do it yeah that takes years to figure out it really does where it's like oh of course the hot person looks good doing it and as like a little as a little fat kid there weren't a ton

like i couldn't get in on there were certain clothing trends i couldn't get in on but i could sure as hell pull up a sweat pant leg over up to one day i got the sweat pants that was in that was in my range of motion and like i and i did it and i was like no no no no no no you just come out and ivan's like god damn it pull it down that's one of those ones bro you feel that shit as soon as you open the front door that that's not gonna work yeah the second you see eyes other people's eyes you're like oh no no all right sorry you try and play it off like it had just kind of bunched up when you were sitting down i remember i have one that i don't think anybody's gonna pick so i'm gonna say it yeah i i remember i tried to pull the there was a there

was a cisco uh video where he had one whole arm out of his jacket yeah and then this girl on the bus was like quit trying to be like cisco and man that crushed you i can't undye my hair what am i it hurts so bad when someone sees through you like that that's the worst pain it's absolutely the worst in hindsight though if i had been a bully now i would have been i would have called me fat cisco aka crisco but oh yeah they didn't have it like that you know i mean they weren't they weren't they weren't young talents in the making the good thing about both the the cisco jacket arm and the la cool japan leg is they were easy to correct it's not like it wasn't like a thing yeah it was just like whoops and then right back down and like oh okay i'm back all right sorry about that just kidding it's me guys just yeah

had to go to the moon real quick i'm back i landed you didn't show up to school dressed like a train conductor or something it wasn't like that it was like one leg up like uncle l generally speaking the clothes like trying to uh disrupt clothes in terms of how you wear clothes it just doesn't work like the crisscross backward stuff it just doesn't it there's gonna be a life there's gonna be a be a certain amount of time that that's fresh for, and it's going to be very, very short. Because it's like, listen, we've just, there's a reason that you put both arms through the sleeves of your jacket. Yeah. Hundreds of years. Hundreds.

Just put your fucking hat on. You know what I mean? Just fucking put the hat on, dude. They tried stuff with shirts in the 14 in the 1400s probably they were just like what about like this and they were like nah man it's just it's eventually four holes in a piece of cloth that's like yeah but what if we put leather on the and tie it with leather no just pull it over my head pull it over the top yeah let's go to Go to fucking second period. What are you doing?

Two sleeves and a cop, man. That's all I need. The LL Cool J pant leg, the crisscross. It's all shock and awe. The first time we see it, we're like, what? And then it's like, no. Oh my God. The audacity of this person to do that.

That's the trick. Yeah. There's an idiot walking down the street. Look at that. That's crazy. Because with shit like that,'s crazy with shit like that whenever you do shit like that you always hope that it's everybody else's first time seeing it that's true you know what i mean you're like oh i hope nobody at this mall is seen with a dude

with a hat beanie before or whatever that was a trend i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll back off i'll back off i'll back off i'll back off, I'll back off, I'll back off. The other part of seeing clothing trends around that time is, obviously it depends on when you see them, but I don't know about you, but when I was like 12 or 13, in my mind, I'm like, I'm a full fucking grown adult.

You gotta watch out. I'm a man. You better watch out for me. I already had sex by the time I was 13. I was out there. Jesus Christ. You're built 13. I was out there. Jesus Christ. Okay, well, you're different. You're built different. You were a man. Yeah, you were a man.

But like these days, if I see like- I have my own health insurance. I see a kid who's like 13, I'm like, you are literally a child. You're a baby. Child. You're a child. Do you ever get though,

when you see a kid who's 13 now and you're like, yeah, you would wear your pants leg up, idiot. Dude, when I see these kids at the skate park, the shit they're doing, it blows. I heard this kid the other day fell and they try to swear so loud. And I just want to walk and be like, hey, stop it. It's just what are you doing? Who are you doing this for? This kid is bored, hit him in the dick and he fell down.

He's like, my board hit me in the dick, dude. And I was like, hey, knock it off. Calm down. That's for no one. I don't need to hear that. I don't need you screaming about it. There are children around here. You look a fool.

It's ridiculous to me. You look a fool, young boy. Young man, you look a fool. Young man. I was at the Venice skate park a couple months ago, like pre-pandemic, just like hanging out as one does. We on the JV side? That's where I go.

Yeah. I didn't see you there. But there was this little kid. He was like maybe, I swear to God, like 10 or 11. And he was like the leader of these other like little kids. And he had this long black hair and he had his skateboard. On his skateboard, he had a picture printed, like professionally printed of the porn star Riley Reid,

full nude, like naked on the skateboard. And he's just riding it. No, there's like- It's astonishing to me. Wow. And that's the type of. It's astonishing to me. Wow. And that's the type of kid. That is what you're talking about.

That's the kid where your parents would go, I don't care. You're never hanging around with that kid ever in your life. That's pumpkin guts. You don't want anything to do with that life. I knew a couple of kids like that when I was growing up. And I look back and my mom did everything she could. There were nights where I'd stay home bawling in my room because I couldn't go to Sky Force games with these kids. And I look back and I'm like everything she could. There were nights where I'd stay home balling in my room because I couldn't go to Sky Force games with these kids. And I look back and I'm like, they're all in prison.

Or a couple of them are dead. I'm like, of course she didn't want me going to hang out with these. These fools were like bringing guns to basketball games. And you're like, oh, yeah, I get it, Mom. Sorry for screaming and crying in my room. St. Kelly saw the playing field. Yeah, she was calling out. She understood.

She's a varsity mom dude yeah absolutely excellent pick the lo cool j pant leg it's time for my first pick and i'm gonna take texas hold'em poker oh that's a great that's a good idea that's a good oh man i've told you this i used to go all in uh without looking at my first hand and boy did these hold'em kids get pissed off when i would do that you can't fucking do that and i'm like and i'm like here i go they're all in and i didn't look at my hands so do what you want spin the chamber and i just hand him the gun you know that shit that shit hit the chris moneymaker winning the texas holding thing and then and then that little camera which was what changed everything where you could see the hold card

or whatever that hit when I was like maybe a sophomore in high school maybe a junior yeah cause it was like my freshman sophomore year yeah which is like right when you start to get a little bit of capital when you're a kid you have a little bit of scratch to throw around so you can play like oh we're buying it for

ten dollars this game and like and then if you won like it fucking mattered and we played we played it a rest in peace doug carlson who was a kid it was in a it was in a wheelchair he had a degenerative disease but like it was so dope for him because he could we would go to his house and his mom had all the dope snacks uh and she would like put him out for us and like he because his brain worked fine he was a really smart kid and we would go over there and he would like finally it was a sport that he could

play yeah because he loved sports he would always kick our ass at NCAA football and then like we could play hold him over there and we would go over there and we would just play like that was the move on like Friday nights me and like six other dudes would just go over there and like play hold'em and then graduated to college so i played a bunch and everybody wanted to play in college and i made like a grip of money just by

being patient in college i wasn't even good at hold'em i'm not good at it to this day but just like being patient just like playing the hands you really think you're gonna win yeah i would take like people's like you all of a sudden like oh i have like 300 from that game of poker and then that's all the money you need when you're a freshman in college i would buy so many backpack rap cds with that in downtown ashland well the thing is like you didn't and if you lost all your money it didn't matter because you didn't have rent or anything to pay you just like i don't have any money for a while but i'm fine yeah it it hit at the perfect time rounders started like banging again yeah rounders oh man that's what i remember i remember rounders came out and next thing you know everybody is playing texas hold and poker i remember i bought a book so i'm gonna

learn how to i'm gonna learn the odds I'm going to learn what it means when certain cards come out and I just never finished it. I was like, fuck it. I'm going by my gut. I'm going to read you. I'm going to read you across this fucking table. I'm going to read your every fucking move. I'm going to watch that single bead of sweat. Look at me.

Look me in the eyes, you coward. Bitch, look at me right now. You got the nuts? I didn't think so sorry john i don't remember yeah you have the glasses the headphones in and everything like that all the distractions yeah toothpick look at the big head big headphones yeah like any good fan it's so embarrassing now to look back at it oh yeah it's God. Oh, yeah. I mean, Rounders is still a great movie, but to look back at it, it's just like, oh, Jesus Christ, what were we doing? But it was so fun at the time,

and it hit at just the right moment. It hit at just the right moment. We used to play for like, I remember Paul Volden. I think I won Paul's shoes one time, and he was pissed because I took them. I was like, they were Adidas superstars, and I was like, I want them. This isn't a friendly game Adidas superstars. And I was like, I want them. This isn't a friendly game of like, this isn't like, I'll take it back.

I'm like, I'm keeping your shoes if I win this. And I, and I want it. We had, now that I think about it, we had poker night shirts, Adam and Shane and I, uh, other Shane before, uh, Shigadoo. We had, uh, I think it said Annie up bitch on it. And we all had like six of us had our poker night shirts and we'd go to Shane's house. Uh, yeah. like every Friday or Saturday and just play for shit like

watches and shoes and stuff like we're in prison it was dope. That's hilarious. Let me ask you guys this. Who was the person that had the chips because that was always the biggest fiend. The person who actually owned the chips. Shane. Shane had the chips. Same talent. Doug had the chips and then my older brother Bear

had chips and then he got me chips once and then I had the chips. Did my older brother bear had chips and then i he got me chips once and then i had the chip did you have a suitcase of chips like that thing a little the attache case hell yeah now i got the chips that could be chips or maybe he's about to build a sniper rifle maybe maybe he's about to screw some pieces together we don't know what's about to happen that is sick dude yeah man that's a good one that wasn't even on my list that should have been the first that's a great one it was a fun fucking trend and it's as it is a serpentine draft i'll make my second pick now and my second pick is going to be movies made by dudes who think they're the next quentin tarantino wow do you remember that i mean you still get traces of it

to this day but there was that there was that thick phase like after Pulp Fiction came out that went to about like 2000 I want to say maybe 2001 too where like people who thought they were the next Quentin Tarantino like Hollywood was giving those people money you got like Boondock Saints out of that

you got like Boiler Room out of that I'll go to bat for boiler room all day i love that movie things to do in denver when you're dead yeah eight heads in a duffel bag you get like all these like oh those are different movies you get like all these and then also it led to like a i mean it led to a reinvigoration of like shane black movies and stuff like that, which is fantastic. Those are legit good movies.

But I earnestly enjoy all those I think I'm Quentin Tarantino movies. I just really enjoy them. I liked that whole series of just tough guys and quirky criminal storylines and stuff like that way of the gun oh yeah way of the gun for sure sarah silverman sarah silverman get with a with a loud mouth yeah it it was that that movie started that movie started hot very harshly that's right it was philippine ryan philippine uh benicio del toro yeah right toro dude you got what else did you u-turn was kind of a knockoff oh yeah we u-turn with sean ten is that right that was good i think these all these weird ass movies though you're right where it's just like what was i went

through that phase where i would just i no matter what i was gonna like the movie but just because i knew that i was supposed to and that lasted way pretty long in me where i was like I was going to like the movie. Just because I knew that I was supposed to. And that lasted pretty long in me. Where I was like, I was scared to say I didn't like shit that you were supposed to like for a long time. Same. All the Kevin Smith movies, I do not like them. But I would not tell people that for years of my life. You know what was a good Tarantino knockoff? Do you remember Suicide Kings?

Do I remember Suicide Kings? That's like a big Tarantino knockoff. Dude, suicide kings do i remember suicide that's like a big for walking that movie yeah and ruled i love that movie dennis one of the only times i've enjoyed a dennis leary was in that movie yeah yeah yeah absolutely yeah he was great in that movie i love that you like the uh you like the truck commercials i do i'm not a fucking coward dude of course i like the truck commercials. Two Days in the Valley. Remember Two Days in the Valley with Charlize Theron? Two Days in the Valley. I think that might have been her first movie.

Is John Leguizamo in that? No. Nope. I'm thinking of Spawn. Don't listen to me. There was this movie called The Mexican with Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. It was kind of like that. Yeah.

You could even, I mean, it also opened the door to like good, I mean, again, there were good movies in this genre. totally boiler rooms fantastic boiler but like like get shorty is like kind of like that happened because of like pulp fiction and tarantino movies that probably doesn't get made if pulp fiction isn't a big hit you know right like that kind of thing and then i guess like the guy richie movies maybe that's true that's actually that's a great pull that's a great pull. That's a great call. He was Way of the Gun, right?

Wasn't that Guy Ritchie, Way of the Gun? No, he was Snatch. No. Oh, okay. Lockstock. Lockstock. That's what I was thinking of. Yep.

Your favorite movie, Layer Cake, dude? Like it's one of those ones. You think I didn't watch Layer Cake? Dude, I used to feel like such king shit when I'd go into the video store and I'd get a movie like something indie like Wrist Cutters or Layer Cake or something and I'd walk up and just set it down and i'd look at them and with my eyes i'd just be like you don't know shit about this movie let me just pay for it and

get out of here such a dickhead move i'd even bring it out to people like oh man i was just watching layer cake last night bro changed me changed me my dad for the longest time would we like when he would have the weekends he would have us, he would go to Blockbuster or Hollywood Video, more likely, and he would just rent any war movie. Any war movie. Didn't matter if there was any buzz to it. Doesn't matter if there was an actor he recognized.

It could have been Casper Van Diem and Casper Van Diem. It could have been anything. And he would just rent it because he loved war movies that much, and I always thought that was so silly, and then I realized my version of his war movies is like a Quentin Tarantino knockoff. Any of those, I'll give them a fucking shot. I'll watch it.

So yeah, that's my second pick. Sean, time for your second pick. I'm going with Hacky Sacks, or like SIPA. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. To this day, I don't know the difference between it. If SIPA was like a brand or whatever, but you'd get it, you'd take out some of the beads, and then we'd play killer hack,

which is, if I remember right, it's if you touched it with your hand or if you hacked it for the fourth time, you could grab it. That's what it was. If you were the fourth hack, you could hack it up and then grab it and then throw it at someone as hard as you could. Dude, our version of Killer Hack in Beaverton was different, bro. You played a different game of Killer Hack. For the listeners at home, I put an anonymous mask up behind me.

The Viva Vendetta mask. Yeah, man. That was another thing I did that I was scared to say I didn't like. But I would just sit and play hack with kids at mckenna park for hours and hours and hours and just hate it i fucking i hated it i was never good at it i never got it i know i was never like i don't want to be good at this why are we doing shit with our with our feet like what are we doing just fucking grab stuff and throw it like your feet are your feet are filthy and disgusting and dirty i'm not and i'm i'm not good with them i don't have hand foot coordination it felt bad especially the people playing hacky sack they have grosser feet than anyone the worst it's a gross foot sport

yeah it's a gross foot sport for real yep that was that was one that i liked it but i just i don't know it just didn't do it i i kind of liked the vibe, and I still do think back because it was fun-ish to sit in a circle and talk before school, but it was just, why did we have to do that when we were doing it? You were just looking for male friendship connections, and you just had to have this flimsy mechanism built around it. You weren't finding it in your JV squad. You weren't finding that kind of bonding. Dude, this was middle school, man. Yeah, man, I didn in your JV squad. You weren't finding that kind of bonding. Dude, this was middle school, man. Yeah, man.

I didn't hit JV yet. I wasn't up there. I wasn't a 10th grader who played football who automatically got in the JV squad that didn't know about it until they were 39. People hit JV at different ages, dude. People hit JV at different ages. That's true.

You know, some people are late in life JVers. Hey, I'll take it hacky sacky i always hate i never i never even me either i never entertained it i peeped it i was like that's not even man yeah a lot of stuff would have to go different for me to even yeah like why it's just not where i'm at it's just not where i'm at. It's just not where I'm at. It was definitely a fad, though. I fucking, yeah, I absolutely recognize that. Absolutely. Did you own one? Did it have a design on it? It was the Rasta Colors.

I had a Sipa that was the Rasta Colors. And like one big hole where you could take out the beads. Where did you buy it? Ernie November's. Ernie's, man. It was like the head shop. What do you call it? A head shop?

Yeah. Like the incense place. That was the place in Sioux man. It was like the head shop. What do you call it? A head shop? Yeah. Like the incense place. That was the place in Sioux Falls. The incense place is also good. It was dope forever. My whole childhood, that was kind of the place where you'd be like a record shop. You're nervous to go in there because everyone feels so cool and you feel like a fake. And then they had skateboards for a while.

That's where you'd go get the cool CDs that you couldn't get, maybe some deeper backpack wrap CDs that they didn't have at Disc Jockey. So, yeah. But also, you had to buy something. I felt like such a prick if I'd go in there and look around and not buy anything because it wasn't a corporate place. So that's probably how I ended up getting my sepa if if i think about it it's like i just bought one one day because i didn't want to get whatever album i came to get or something

you know it's always clutch to get to those places you can get incense because it's like cheap yeah and who's you're not gonna not use your incense you're gonna use your incense no i just give it to kershman i'll tell you what if anyone was gonna use it old kersh diggles was gonna use it so it got used i'm setting a cone on fire as we speak yeah i know you're i knew that i love it i love it i might go buy a poster with a william s burroughs quote on it after this dude i don't know put it in the air put that shit in the air man hacky sack excellent pick david time for your second pick you went swiffer with the first one let's see if you go positive or negative on this one this one is is also, I was so hesitant to even, this is a very specific time in my life that I didn't participate in these,

but I found myself inside of them often. And then at one point found myself practicing to try to participate and knew I had gone too far. Man, I'm talking about dance battles so when i was like this is very personal don't judge me when i was like i was like 19 i was living in this house on yampa street in aurora and it was just this like all my friends I think he was just young black dudes at the time it was like this is like post you got served yeah and I would just end up in rap because my roommate Armand Franklin so it was like a bunch of us who were like 18 to 20 but then like three of us who were 17 it was like a group home situation it was really weird but Armand was in high school so he would go to high school and get kids to battle him and

then they would come back to our garage and or backyard and be having dance battles and then that kind of got bigger so then my other, Marcel and Dirk were really into it. So then we started going to the 18 and up club and I would just be in and or around dance battles because of what we called the garage click. And then at one point I remember being in my room, like after work at Conoco trying, this was also very Chris Brown influenced. Were you like popping and locking or were you dancing,

dancing? I was trying to dog. I was trying to do the shit. I was trying to do the shit where I like the hat off and then like put it in your face and then like brought it back and put that shit on and then like spun it around. You know what I mean? Like spin it around,

spin around the hat oh yeah dude and i i mean realistically so like summer 06 i was probably around like close proximity to 15 dance battles wow yeah i don't really it doesn't what's your record what do you what's your record what's your overall record no i was never in it i would just be in there i would just be wherever and it would pop off and i'd be like bro they're doing it again and that's why i started to try to do it because it was just what my friends it was like we only had so at that time we had me and this kid demetrius were the only dudes who didn't we were the only kids who didn't dance and everybody else dance. And this is the MySpace era.

So these guys were getting girls off the dancing. They would go on. This is so corny. They would go on MySpace. Right. And do you remember how you could just put in like your zip code and miles to and from? Sure do. We would just put in Aurora, our zip code five miles from.

And then they'd get all these girls to go to Bash or whatever, 18 and up clubs with us. And then they would be dancing. And they had like, they all did like this thing with the chest. Yeah. You know what I mean? The Drabble Walkies thing. We all have our own version of it. Yo.

And like, and like, they would do the like, just like legs. of it yo and like and like they would do the like just like legs man twerking this dude marcel who was my size now but like we so but he was like 18 and like 350 64 and he would like twerk like get on the ground and twerk like and this is before like twerking twerking was popping it was just like twerking like you would see in a yin yang, like the yin yang twins would talk about in the I.I.I. video and shit. Was this pre-crumping? This is all that time. So I think that Chris Brown was the one who brought it all together.

Because if you guys don't remember, when that shit hit, it was like, yo, it's cool to dance again. Yeah. Because before that was kind of like crunk and shit and that shit it wasn't like you weren't dancing to bia bia right you know what i mean you were just like going nuts there's a headband i could handle that right yeah i was like man let's drink it let's drink out of a gas can in the backyard and then like chris brown came out and then it just switched and like everybody was with it and i was not me

and shout out to demetrius renzios and like and so i had to like i like changed my personality to get away from it i was like nah man that's when i first started just wearing like dickies plain t-shirt and a hat and i was like nah man i just like west coast gangster rap i don't even fuck with that dance i just like mac 10 and dove c that's what i'll do so much i was listening to mad like dayton family and like it was like it was very i worked at conoco you know i went through that same exact phase in a different part of the country but i i love it i love it but yeah so shout out to everybody off of smoky hill everybody went to smoky hill grand view eagle crest and could dance i probably was in a basement with you at some point that's right dance battles man dance battles that's

fucking hilarious yeah jason time for your second and third picks as it is a serpentine dress oh wow wow wow wow okay um i'm gonna go i'm gonna go take us back a little bit this my next pick is the Rachel it is the hairstyle the hairstyle

inspired by copied from Jennifer Aniston's character Rachel in Friends which

it just feels like a thing that actually can't happen anymore because we all have so much access to information and access to pictures of different people and there's so many different tv shows and so many different platforms and so many different ways to find out what trends are whether it be social media what have you and it just feels like that the the thing where a woman would be on a sitcom and every person other person in america would be like i have to have that haircut it just feels

like that will never happen again so that was really a moment in time i don't know man i could take you to the gelson's down the street from me right now and show you eight women who look exactly like kim kardashian yeah but that's neighbor i think that that's like i think we're we're i agree with you having just been over to glendale the other day i think that that's i think we're i think we're in a specific geographic part of the country where that's correct you're correct i'm talking nationwide right there with rachel there's micropods of it but no but like you're right the friends was like a monoculture thing just like that when fleabag was hot you would see girls in that fleabag jumpsuit you know like that kind of thing are we talking about the rachel with like where it was like mad puffy up top yeah like

right it was like kind of yeah it was like kind of helmety where it was cut like bangs but then they it kind of came down and framed the face, but it was long. It was like both long and short at the same time. That is a wild haircut. It didn't. Also, the thing is, it doesn't work for everyone. That's one of those. I tried that with a lot of haircuts

where I'm like, make me look like this. And they're like, it works for them. It is not going to work for you. But that's what they're doing. It's mutated a little bit into the let me talk to the manager haircut like it turned it it had like it did his spawned unfortunate like sequels but at the time it was fucking popping also she was like beautiful but she was fucking she was like so cool on that show right and like jennifer anderson was kind of the same way she was buzzy she was she dating

brad pitt at that point i think so i think so yeah did she have something in there to make it bump in the back like that's a great question because do you remember uh bump it i do that little fucking like dicky for your hair yeah the bump it i'm i don't think she used the bump it but the bump it seems to me like a second or third wave evolution of the Rachel. Yeah. Okay. It's a performance enhancing substance.

That's right. Can you imagine? Oh, because they couldn't get that. They couldn't get that. Because you got to tease that, right? Like, how do you even get that up like that? So I'm looking at her haircut right now. I'm looking at the Rachel from that era.

It's kind of imagine like Kurt Cobain, but like cut nicer, rough, like cut rough, but it's meant to be rough in layers. And it kind of falls like sort of messy, but messy on purpose. And then it has like a side swoop with a side part that comes down over the eye. So it is really a kind of engaging cut, but definitely one of those high maintenance cuts where you're if you're not on television every single day then you're probably not going to get the upkeep that you're going to need to keep this haircut going exactly you can't have that if you just work it out yeah yeah Raul's not coming over I mean I'm saying this without any kind of, without trying to draw out any further kind of connotation, but it reminds me of Monica Lewinsky's haircut. Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

Yeah. Oh, man, I never drew that. She had a Rachel. She was probably going for the Rachel, which is why I want a Rachel. She probably was going for it. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

One time, Jennifer Aniston, this was like two years ago, I was in an elevator with her at work, and she gave me the old up and down. Whoa. Whoa. Really? It felt really good. Really?

I'm not sure it was sexual in nature, but I got the up and down. Whatever it was. Whatever it was. In my head, I'm like. It was in nature. I think it was nature. Most people think handjobs are sexual

in nature so yeah that was i'd say yeah wow do you know what the old up and down is that's a handjob no no i know i know no we know you don't know yeah sometimes people hit me up in my dms and they're like hey dipshit that's not what they meant i'm like i'm aware of that i know that same tone of voice i'm aware of that i know that same tone of voice i'm aware of that yeah that's how i want people to read my responses i'm aware i know oh they're gonna kill you tonight on fargo dude i know you sound just like you look just like him it's wild no yes no you're going to go over there and then we're going to kill him hit me in the face i was watching a bigger and blacker last night and i that's the same guy you're very funny stand-up comedian why don't you stick to that um yeah the rachel's a great fucking pick and your pick my third pick is going to be the uh 2012 13 ish fad the harlem shake oh yeah sure the harlem

shake viral trend which we have differing opinions on that term which was a oh i can't wait to hear it listen i can't wait to hear but let me just quickly just for people who don't remember quite what it was it was a a viral video trend in which um a group of people would appear to be kind of calm going about their day and then all of a sudden be smash cut and they'd be in costumes doing weird shit and it was set to the song harlem shake by the group Bauer and everybody it seemed like everybody that Miami Heat did it the like the locker room that was the big one for me armed forces of like Luxembourg did it like everybody was doing

that one well what didn't they do yeah we did it on my first year on Chelsea lately I think was when the Harlem Shake was like the late stages of it and you can bet we did the Harlem Shake David I mean if you want to bring this up it's interesting because that wasn't the first The late stages of it. Yeah. And you can bet we did the Harlem Shake. Oh, yeah. David, I mean, if you want to bring this up, it's interesting because that wasn't the first Harlem Shake. It was crazy because the other one was only like six, seven years prior.

That's right. I know that because I had a dance battle phase. No one better to ask. Also, can I tell you guys a fun tip for the old harlem shake you know how you do it if you're a fat guy who can't dance please you you pull your t-shirt down low and then you just kind of move it from left to right like in a jerk yeah you understand what i'm saying so like you pull it down and then you just like but but but but i'm trying to do the clip speed but was there a harlem what i'm missing it

what was the other harlem shake it was just a dance it was a dance okay it was i don't even know how to explain it it was so elbow-y and like yeah like if you saw that shit you would be like oh i remember i'm gonna listen i'm gonna find it on youtube okay all right i just found out about chat it was a new york thing it was like a diplomats like puff daddy like it was it was like a fucking like g-dep yes like it was yeah it was like a very like that dance that diddy would do sometimes that like and was it kind of like that dance a little bit jason that's how i know that you're from new york is because you said g-dep just now yeah yeah that was like all right let me see i'm trying to find it there's a great

that sorry go ahead dev no no no i just i'd like the other one better though as always the previous one you're oh you're og harlem shake no i like yours better the first one was a very difficult dance and jason's is more fun and a better vibe i like it was more jokey the earlier harlem shake did did inspire that line from down and out that Cameron Song that like Harlem Shake nah I'm in Harlem shaking the Weight shaking the bank shaking the jakes Kill you shoot the funeral up and

Harlem shake at your wake which is like Yeah Cameron is great I love I love Cam he's he's got some new Stuff that's good too anyways But uh I'm gonna send this to you, Sean, so you can see. It was really fun, though. It was really fun.

No, no, no. I was just going to say it was really fun, and it was one of those universal. It felt like, I want to say that if it's not the first kind of global, viral, interactive trend, viral uh interactive trend it's one of the first of that type of those kinds of like memes that everybody could do that basically is the way you know that kind of architecture is like what tiktok and stuff is is based on now that kind of like interactivity but it felt like one of the first ones i think you're i think you're 100 right it was the first thing we were like we're gonna get the whole office to do this on Friday. It's going to be fun.

We're going to get the whole office. I don't want to sound insane here, but I think they had us do that shit at ABC Mouse. I'm pretty sure. That's awesome. For like a building-wide competition or whatever. Oh, yeah. I think, if I remember right,

because they were like, we're going to win, and we had this new dipshit boss that ended up, cause they were like, we're going to win. And we had this new dipshit boss that ended up getting fired for sexual harassment. So he can kick rocks, but he was like, we're going to do this thing. You know, it's going to be great.

We're going to win. And the whole time I'm just like, Oh, this is such a bummer. Yeah. What I'm doing right now. Like I'm already at a job that's not dank. And then here I am going to do the Harlem shake with a bunch of people that

I don't even say hi to. And I say hi to a lot of people and I don't even say hi to. And I say hi to a lot of people. And I don't even say what's up when I walk by these people. So that lets you know the vibe there. It was such a whack. God, I'm happy every single day that I don't work there. Oh, thank you for everyone who listens to this show. My God.

Thank you. My God. It was funny, Jason. You brought it up earlier. It is that like you would you would get like the luck luxembourg's air force would all of a sudden be you would put out a harlow it would be like impressive yeah they're good that was a fun time when people were doing viral videos from work though yeah yeah i don't think anyone's gonna take this but like the mannequin challenge was like another one like all that All that stuff, man. Yeah.

It was when we were more together as a country. It's so true. Boy. We need to get back to that. That's possible under an Obama presidency. Let's get back to that. Yeah. Under Joe Biden, you'll get like fun work-wide TikTok videos.

I know. You get an email blast. Hey, gang. This Thursday at 2.30, if everybody could come down to the lobby, we're going to do the viral trend. We're going to do the Harlem Shake. Bring a fun hat, and it'll be great. Yeah. Or Trump, where it's like, hey, we're going to organize mutual aid because all of a sudden Japanese people aren't allowed how to learn to read anymore.

So we're going to like. God. That's what your company-wide emails are gonna be it's gonna be one or the other oh man god when this comes out the election will have happened hopefully gosh it is the harlem shake david time for your third pick my third pick uh i want to say this shit was popping from like 90 to 96 ish it is a fashion trend that i like to call the beige wave i got a pretty strong idea of what you're talking about you remember that where you would be like you'd be watching like murphy brown and she'd have like five different clothing items all beige

or like a janet jackson video or whatever like people loved cream in the early to mid 90s yes dude loved cream so much i'm thinking of like everything was cream i had some cream denim suit with like tims that matched you all had cream shit everybody had to have cream shit oh i'm gonna go to i'm sorry i'm gonna go to the i'm gonna go to to fifth grade graduation and not wear cream. I'm not going to wear this cream vest. The beige wave. Go watch when Will Smith's dad didn't want him. Four colors of beige on that outfit.

I didn't even realize that at the time. That's so true because this is when Tim's really rode that beige wave. Now that I'm thinking about it, tim's were absolutely part of the beige wave uniform an integral part you could barely top it off without tim's you had to have some sort or like i i was i tried to get like the closest thing to it because i never had tim's but yeah you you you weren't shit if you didn't have that topping it off yeah no it was just yeah it was just everybody loved cream colored clothing yeah and i wanted to say it was like, I was about to say like, oh, earth tones, but it wasn't earth tones. It was straight up beige.

It was beige. It was beige, cream, off-whites. Like, it was that, like. Absolutely, it was. Like, we kind of OD'd on it because you don't see it very much anymore. I feel like we went. No, blousy. It was very blousy.

It was a loose-fitting and blousy era. a it was a it was a loose fitting and blousey era yeah linen beige sixth and seventh grade me yeah man yeah for for comfortable for the ladies it was like those pleated shorts like those pleated culottes that were cream yeah dude just look up an swv album cover there's one where they're all on horses i think and you're like that's exactly what oh the right here video yeah all right where they sample michael jackson lots of videos they're wearing all beige yeah it was it was it was crazy i don't know shoot a music video then step right into a banana republic and start managing it you know what i mean it was 100 100 and the crazy thing about the beige wave is it was everybody oh yeah it was every group was wearing hella beige it was also a unifying time every i mean i don't know if cowboys were rocking beige but i think so but everybody else it felt

like was wearing beige cowboys are the original beige wave man that was a clinton presidency that's what could happen under a clinton presidency i think it's just how we were feeling as a nation we were like i agree it's not bright but it's not the brightest white but it's pretty light yeah it's pretty light-hearted over here we're comfortable we're comfortable we're classic we don't need the lash out yeah we don't need the the crazy colors of five years ago we just need this beige no that's too bright that's too bright white is too bright white is what you know white is is too elitist that's too yeah beige is is accessible for everyone everyone can be part of the beige wave you can get a little dirt on it

too oh yeah you know you can have a felony on your beige and nobody can see it it's fine movie bulworth doesn't happen without the beige wave i'll tell you that right now oh so many movies so many movies boys to men doesn't happen without the beige wave. You know what I'm saying? It was just like, it was a time, man. Yeah. Beige wave. I love it.

It's perfect. Sean, time for your third pick. I'm going to date myself a bit here. Are you going to jack off? Is that what that means? Is that a newism for jacking off? I'm going to date myself? That's gross, dude.

We're on a podcast. You mentioned it. It's actually Jack White. Do you know that? we're on a podcast you mention it it's actually jack white do you know that what it's not jack off white a lot of people think his name was jack off white jack white all right oh it's a bit i said it last time with katie i said that and i forgot i forgot about it i forgot about it i'm sorry uh waterbeds i had a waterbed that's so funny you were a kid who fucked and had a waterbed. That's so funny. You were a kid who fucked and had a waterbed.

You were like the sitcom Martin. Like, what are you doing? David's told me numerous times that I sound like a black guy who got laid a lot when I was young. He did. You mean when he came home with his cross-colored jersey, It did. You mean when he came home with his cross-colored jersey, took off his Raiders hat,

and then got on his waterbed and listened to Mac 10? Yeah, it does sound like that. Did that happen? Almost that exact thing happened. Of course it did. It was a Duke hat, but you know, neither here nor there. Can I just ask, so I have a lot of questions about how,

about the setup and the maintenance of a waterbed. Do you move it in filled or do you put it down and then you take out the hose and you fill it? Oh, if you got a waterbed, you put it down. I'll tell you that. But you bring it in. If you got a waterbed, it gets put down for you. If you don't put it down,

after 24 hours of having a waterbed, somebody puts it down on you. It's fucking even fun on a waterbed. i feel like it's really hard to get leverage it can't be i tried once when i was it was the day i was like when i lost when i lost it uh we tried on a water bed and it was just like what in the world are we thinking and then we go yeah that's so advanced if you've ever done advanced man what if you only fucked on the waterbed for the for the first like five years of your life and that was the only and you were just like this is what it's like and then you did it on a regular bed and you were like oh i can come i bet you you build up i bet you you build up a lot of core strength because it's like being on one of those yoga balls you know what i mean like especially if you try to do it

with certain positions on the waterbed i feel like you'd really you'd build up that the glutes and that lower back yeah you'd look like bond coming out of the ocean you did that sleeping on sleeping on a waterbed you did that so to set it up you you had like a this goofy looking box spring kind of like a bed but like with walls on it because the waterbed after you filled it up had to stop from like gushing over the sides or whatever so i'll tell you she's gushing it's gushing over the sides oh it's gushing over the sides if you got a waterbed it's gushing over the sides now what you had to do is you had to get a fucking hose hook that up to the bathtub and then your waterbed and just run the bath water until the until the waterbed was filled and then you had this sounds like a dick slap

operation dude it was crazy and then you'd have to keep it warm so you'd have a temperature thing on it that would keep it you could like gauge if it was hot or warm and a lot of times mine just wasn't working so it'd be cold water i was sleeping on which is such a bummer and then if it popped or like you got a this is buck so i i was such a kid when I had one that I used to pick my nose all the time and I would, I just put it in there and we moved. So, you know, my waterbed was there for like two years and then we drained it and moved and to move my, we, we had drained it and pulled it up and it just peeled up and there were just, I bet a thousand boogers on there.

Oh boy. This is fucking crazy. I bet you that, and I, I'm not joking. I bet you there was about a thousand dried boogers under my water bed. Bro. Oh, man. So gnarly. But yeah, man.

When it was cold, would you notice bad? Did it make you really uncomfortable? Did you have to have an extra blanket? Absolutely. It was like sleeping on cold water. So it'd be like sleeping on cold water. It sucked. Oh, in South Dakota, cold.

Yeah. But if you put a couple blankets on, it fine but yeah a terrible thing did you ever did you ever uh did you ever put it down on the waterbed never did not once never did nope what about jacking off on the waterbed yeah yes yes was it any different i feel like i feel like you it had a lot in common with David's dance battles, actually. Was it like being in a canoe? Too many dudes in there? In the basement?

I'm just picturing Young and Buck, Sean Jordan. You're getting home from school. Listening to Silk or Shy or whatever I taped from 97.3 KPAT the night before. You close the door of the bedroom and like wedge a chair behind it. Get the penthouse from like hidden behind your dresser or something.

No visuals, just full memory. I love it. I was young. He was a young creative. He was flying on instruments. When that was happening, I was too young to really know why I was doing it because i started a very young age i was like six when i started fucking christ this is picking your nose or jacking off you know a little from column a a little from column b either way he was eating

it oh i don't know why i said that i'm sorry next next we getting... We fell down the stairs, everybody. How'd you guys get from waterbeds to there well listen to the last five minutes i hope this isn't one of the ones my mom listens to anyway waterbeds waterbeds excellent all right waterbeds time for my third and fourth picks as it is a serpentine draft with my third pick i'm gonna go back to cards but i'm gonna go ahead and fuck up some magic cards magic yeah gathering i never could figure it out i never played but i hear it's amazing i had so much fun for me i i think now i i i think i'm maybe i don't know if I'm construing this as a fad that was popping everywhere or just a fad in my school. I think it was everywhere.

They remain. People still play Magic cards. There are people who still like fuck with it in a big way and like respect to y'all. But I do, I also think it qualified as a fad for a while. I think there was a period where like Magic cards were a fad.

I fucking loved it. I fucked with a green deck in a big way. I've talked about the Thicket basilisk before on this podcast. Cause someone brought me one to a live show, but at meadow park middle school, like six, seventh grade, and maybe even fifth grade at Bethany,

big magic card. When like the ice age deck came out and everything like that. A lot of strategy to magic. Like it was a fun game to play. If you were, if you were pretty good at it, you had a good day here. It's amazing. Still. Is it 12 sided die? is that magic or am i crazy no no it's just cards

it's all cards yeah yes you're thinking dungeons you gotta tap your mana right you gotta tap your mana you have like lands that you call upon like islands or forests or mountains and then you tap them and you summon creatures and then you like fight each other you have hit points that you like take down like with the with your cards and it was fun i was into massively i was i played mmorpgs in a big way back then i played ultima online for like four years lost a lot of my life to ultima online in like a big way where like now that i look i like where i am right now but looking back i'm like somebody should have done something, but my mom worked nights. That's like my brother in Warcraft. I was like, dude, you got to fucking pump the brakes, bro.

You got to calm down. People need interventions with that shit, because it becomes like, I mean, no pun intended, because there's a game called Second Life, but it becomes like a second life. It's easy to get lost in it, and's fun that stuff i never did it but it's gotta be so fun and like you're in your own world you have complete control over it there's a really accepting community in games like that that people that you find who are just like you looking to connect with other people in a magical realm where you can ride tigers and stuff like that

and your stepdad doesn't live there yeah dude yeah fucking run exactly dude it's fuck it was it was so fun and like when you like at that age i was in my most isolated face my character in ultima online was named antonio montana nice scarface i had no idea but then i got really into role-playing on there. So I would be, I was like a ranger of the realm, roleplaying around, but my character was fucking Scarface, and I would have to explain that to people every now and then. I'm like,

oh, although I didn't know about that movie. What do you mean? No, I just love mountains. I just googled Spanish last names. But that's not, I didn't take ultima i took magic uh the gathering i fucking i just loved magic the gathering i was really into like fantasy and stuff back then i read those books and all that stuff and it was just fucking fun man i loved opening the opening the packs was like

always a thrill because you would get like maybe you'd get like a cool gold card. Yeah. Like a dragon or something like that. And it was just it was just a lot of fun, man. Yeah. I've always thought it sounded all that stuff. I never I mean, I guess skating was kind of that my version of that. But same thing. You're solitaire and, you know, you meet other people that have like that are like minded.

Same thing. It just seems awesome. And you control it's low stakes i don't know the more i guess the older i get the more i'm like it'd be dope to just chill at home and do exactly what i want to do at my house and not have to go deal with fucking shitheads and did you play like where did you ever play for stakes you ever do like pack wars and stuff and like play for cards we never we never did because i was they were expensive and nobody really had enough

money back then like if i would have lost my green deck or like whatever i would have been cooked that would have been it you know what i mean like we would trade we traded cards a lot like in school like you know because if you didn't really play blue or black or whatever like you i would like trade cards with other people but like we never put stuff on the line really because you knew, I think I actually played one game with like decks at stake with this guy, Tad Fisher. And I won, I won with my fucking lure and thicket basilisk combination.

And I remember, I remember it. It was an English class in seventh grade and it was like the one time I did it. And then after that, he just didn't have a deck anymore. Cause he was like, yeah, he just couldn't fucking play deck anymore because he was like yeah he just couldn't fucking play and i felt terrible but i kept it i did keep it did you look at him

you're like listen sometimes sometimes clive davis rips your deck off dude and there's nothing you can do about it and you just learned a lesson you learned a lesson about life now all right you fucked up man he was talking shit though he was talking shit but shout out to tad fisher wherever he is um yeah man so with my second pick i'm going to take let me know if this is too broad if it's too broad i can narrow it but i'm going to take uh like like trendy baking yeah that's fine oh yeah that's fine yeah okay so that's like the cupcake wave the cronut wave cronut wave sourdough the fucking like the the fancy donuts like what was the second what do you say what's a cronut it's a cronut yeah cronut it's a donut just for crips no been eating those bon nuts even for breakfast a cronut is a so a cronut is like a combination

uh croissant and donut that this particular bakery that dominic ansel bakery in new york uh used to make and when it hit it was like a it was like lines down the block for this pastry like it was wild it was i was living in new y this pastry. Like it was wild. I was living in New York at that time and I was just like, dude, it's good, but it's like not that fucking good, guys. You're waiting two hours in the cold for a pastry. The first time I had one, it was fucking crazy. I mean, I wasn't in New York at the time,

but like other places started knocking off the cronut. And the first time I had one, and I eventually had a Dominic Ansel one. I was like, this is very, very good. It's very good. But like, I'm not going to I'm not it's not worth waiting in line for. But think of it, you know, like the consistency of a croissant. But like with the flavor profile of like a really good donut. It's crazy good.

It sounds dope. Yeah. That was just one of the salvos in the trendy in the trendy baking like wave where like cupcakes for a while dude we're fucking huge portland had like three different cupcake chains with like other locations there was like cupcake jones and like a couple other ones was that a cleopatra jones themed cupcake restaurant i think it might i think it was like loosely blaxploitation themed. First move to LA, I went to pilot

taping so I could get paid for being an audience member for Cupcake Cage Match, a show that never got made. The whole time I was like, what in the world do they think this is going to do for anyone? Cupcake Cage Match, it was called. That's where they brought in Nicolas Cage and then people tried to bake to his flavor profile, right?

They kept farting in their hands and trying to throw it in his face oh my god that was a cupcake that's what we used to call that that's gross bro you guys never called it bro but they would like i mean voodoo donuts remains in portland but these cupcake places were all doing like voodoo donut versions they would be like this is a cupcake that has like creme fraiche and basil and like there's still a bunch around crazy shit to it. Yeah. And then like donut places like Blue Star Donuts in Portland and all that, like shout

out to all these places, by the way, because they're all having a hard time right now. But like they would just like it's like when baking went from like a thing you would go to like just a bakery for and get like a chocolate cupcake a vanilla cupcake to all of a sudden like the chef influence started hitting it and this is like a banana cream cupcake with like a peanut butter core like you eat where they just started getting fucking crazy with it hell yeah i just i just love that shit and it hit portland like in a big way that's a great one yeah new york was definitely in the grips of this kind of thing yeah new york was big time in the in the grip of the like the second wave pastry nouveau pastry movement such to the such to such an extent that like a place opened up like down the street from

dominic ansells that was just doing like kind of like cronuts like for people who didn't want to wait in line it was like this is kind of like what it's like. They couldn't call it that, but like there was so much hype about it. There was like overflow hype. They call it the dosant and you could get it. Come on down here. It's 10 cents cheaper.

Get a dosant. So that's my fourth pick. Sean, time for your fourth pick. I'm going to pick something that was a fad died away and now I believe it's a fad again and I firmly believe it will die away again I'm going to pick fanny packs oh yeah

they were around I had one I loved it it very very serves its purpose and then they went away and now they're pretty sure I'm not the youngest man on the block but they're back right kids are wearing them again a couple years yeah if you talk to mike malloy he would say that he brought them back i bet he would would he say that after his breakfast mule that he made today he put on instagram he's like or twitter or something

he goes make it a breakfast mule and i'm like that's that's alcohol at nine in the morning man i'm not above it but i'm like come on dude it's not called a breakfast mule i mean maybe it's like the new bloody mary no it ain't no it ain't well to be fair because bloody mary is just like vodka yeah i mean no it's not just vodka that was not fair that was not bloody mary is also like a we're going out thing but i guess you can't really go out can't really go out it's just funny i'm making a breakfast meal i'm like oh all right bud but yeah the one time i made blood the one time i made bloody mary's at home we recorded an episode of this that can never come out and two people puked so like we still got it somewhere on one of those cards yeah man uh fanny packs i had one when i was a kid uh they're fully back again i love them i think they're great i'll

never have one ever again but i i get it and i understand why people have them and like them and they definitely do serve they're handyman especially for women where it's like i don't want to rock a whole purse these pants don't have pockets for some fuck reason uh let me let me just rock a fanny pack i wear one here's the thing i wear it like a sling i'll sling it like across like a bandolier and i feel like a little cooler if i do that i like them i like them a lot because you don't want to have a full backpack because then it's like i'm not a child i'm not going to fucking school anymore that's what everybody says to me and katie nolan i wear backpacks all the time i wear a backpack too but i gotta bring a laptop to work i guess i could get a messenger bag right and then it's like sometimes i like to have a briefcase if i'm going to like a real work kind of environment but

not all the time and then and i just find that it's that perfect middle ground for when i just like when i have my phone and my keys and stuff and don't want to be jingling. If you're out for the night, it's great. That's right. And here's another thing. I'm part of a movement which I call Pocket Zero. I believe that the best way to go about your life is to have zero things actually in your pockets. You just feel so much freer with nothing in your pockets i'm into joggers and stuff and

like i've been wearing sweatpants and shit lately it's like they don't know i don't want shit in pockets they always fall out so yeah pocket zero man i'll support that movement i like it yeah i'd buy a hoodie and with the front pocket stitch clothes dude can't even get in there yeah fanny packs uh fanny packs great pick uh david time for your fourth pick okay this is really weird my fourth pick is chinoiserie what is that is that who age wave no listen is the imitation or evocation of chinese motifs and techniques wow western art furniture and architecture especially in the 18th century but i what i'm talking about is at the end of the 20th century when everybody what it was really

cool to wear chinese stuff yeah do you remember like 99 to 01 there was like a lot of like i had like multiple uh fitted hats with chinese characters i didn't know yeah i drew out potential chinese character tattoos rush hour 2 was huge cisco was talking about enter the dragon yeah i knew multiple dudes with do-rags that had red dragons on them it was like such a like weird turn of the century thing that everybody was just in ghost dog way of the samurai which is not chinese kind of pushed us in that direction with like bringing the martial arts back into it and next you know like marcus can be had like a had like a uh had like an asian like a chinese language tattoo and i think kenyan martin had one all these like nba players started getting them that's that's a great great pull shout out

to all the older dudes i hung hung out with mike big l jimmy and all those guys a lot of dudes uh getting chinese tattoos at the age of 18 or 19 when i was 12 or 13 just like it was just like such a like vibe at the time keep talking i'll be right back i gotta go pee but yeah i'm gonna do that too okay now it's just me and charlotte no we can handle it we can take a break like we can't talk about shinwassery man jeez louise you just be quiet for a while we just don't say shit just listens to it and i was like so so your last name's got a g in it huh it's wild yeah wild dude so you've uh been to the

movies no my mom uh and this will come as no surprise but our living room right around that time was just straight up it it was like a nonsense even it didn't even match i was like mom what what is what's going on? What are we shooting for? And she said, I don't know. I just like the theme. I'm like, what's the theme? Yeah, shinwasuri, man.

Shinwasuri. How are you, though? I think people think we're not friends. That's ludicrous. Which is so bizarre to me. No, I'm good. I'm fantastic, actually. Like, really good.

So good to where it's like I'm kind of getting... I was telling someone someone the other day I'm kind of getting nervous because it's like, yeah, I don't know, man, I feel pretty good and pretty solid and like my head's right. You know, everything. I really feel good. but i'm in the same place so it's like i do miss seeing because i feel like i well i see zach a lot now but i me and you i feel like hung out the most when when you were here what's tough so it is yeah we're not like seeing you all the time i'll get down there soon i don't know exactly when we have to also there's a part of me that kind of wants to come to denver when you're there to see adam too bro that would be so dope. Sophie and Mel are getting married. Yeah, it would. Dude, if you... Oh man, you could crash in my Airbnb.

This is not... I realize this is not podcasting. You just haven't talked on the phone. People want to hear that we're really good friends. So here we are being really good friends. See, it's like Jason never left. Yeah, it was crazy when you were gone. Dude, chinoiserie is a great, great, great pull. Great pull. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't even know it was crazy when you were gone chinwasari chinwasari is a great great great pull

great pull thank you i didn't even know it was a word honestly but when was the moment because i remember there was a moment because i asked i asked a friend of mine who was like who was chinese i'm like hey what is that uh i think it was marcus cambys and he was like oh that doesn't mean anything that's nothing his tattoo and that was the moment when i was like oh my god what if we don't know what this shit says he got shinwase no i think that's a lot i had a rocky's hat that that was a chinese character and i asked a kid at uh uh grandview high school and he was like it mountain but not really i don't think what you kind of means mountain like it's not i guess it's what you want it what does he mean mountain if you want it to yeah not really reckoning was amazing the reckoning which

came like six months to a year later was just so chinoiserie nice nice pull bud that's a great great pull excellent pick jason time for your fourth pick uh my fourth pick is uh crossing dog breeds with poodles like golden abomination yeah the aussie doodle do you remember when the air doodle when all this started happening it was like people were like oh man poodles are like the smartest dogs but like i hate the way they look and then all of a sudden people started crossing different dogs with poodles to get that intelligence with like the the looks of like a golden retriever and then you just all of a sudden had all these poodle mixes and it just became labradoodle like it just became a crazy people like oh man i'm like

i'm on the waiting list for the for the golden doodle like what i think it's also i think it's also dark on us oh yeah man that's not doing that it's supposed to do that shit for sure i found out so much shit about dogs uh corgis have tails i didn't know that i thought corgis just had short tails they fucking cut them up doberman pinchers or whatever is that the dog where the ears go up they cut their ears to make them do that that's insane it's all aesthetic vanity i'm super against it for the owners it's insane i did not know that until i don't know six months ago or something shit's wild but there's a ton of them escapoo double doodle what's a double doodle escapoo double doodle what's a double doodle

escapoo double doodle that guy does my taxes a rattle which is a rottweiler and a poodle oh my god there's a ton there's a ton of these just to be clear i don't think there's anything wrong with two dog breeds breeding right i mean like it's fine but if it's if it's like natural but i don't think a lot of those are natural what do you mean it's crazy when it's a trend when people are just like let's just make a bunch of the you know what it does the dogs don't know i mean like making a pug is cruel like i mean like wait how do you make a pug i don't know how to make i think you just like it's like two parts cream in a vice you have to boil you have to boil a bigger dog you give it sleep apnea pugs have

been bred to the point where like they can't breathe right you know what i mean like they keep taking the runs is that what happens it must be i don't know enough about it to speak intelligently that's how they make dogs smaller right but like i think crossbreeding is healthy so like i mean breeding like a dalmatian with like a different breed of dog the puppies will have less because it's like when breeding anything where like, that's why you don't inbreed humans because like the, they're too genetically similar. Right. They'll be too strong.

They'll be too strong. Too strong. Too smart. Maybe I don't mean crossbreeding. I guess maybe I mean like aesthetics and stuff. I guess that maybe I was, maybe I misspoke. I mean like making a dog look how we want it to when it's not natural. Like cutting a corgi's tail, shit like that.

They're also hypoallergenic, which is cool because they have hair instead of fur. That was the other big thing about it. It was like, oh, these are, you're not gonna, they're hypoallergenic. It's like not an issue. This is, if you have allergies, you have seasonal allergies, you have asthma,

you have some kind of like breathing condition, guess what? This is the dog for you. You can finally have a dog that's not one of those weird hairless ones which is evil yeah which is those also come from a bad place yeah yeah hell i dated a girl with a with a with a with a labradoodle once and he was very sweet but we saw it go ahead jason no i was just gonna say i think sean i think i understand what you're saying like if you're doing it in this kind of like sciencey way where but you know i think that that is kind of weird on the other hand i think if you just have like two dogs and they fuck and something great comes out of it that's great that can be great that can be positive that's that's literally

how i got here yeah i was gonna say dogs fucked on a waterbed, and out I came. Wait. Sean was born in a Snoop Dogg video. I nearly adapted to it, so I was pretty cool. I was born in the Snoop Dogg video. Oh, fucking hell yeah. The Doodles, excellent pick, and now it's time for a speed round. Jason, you kick us off. We'll just say the pick. we won't get too far into it sure sure sure i'm gonna go uh this is a recent one it's

the pokemon go uh trend when that absolutely came out on your phone and everybody's running around town trying to uh catch pokemons all around town it was a fun actually a really fun time i remember that that seemed like a blast yeah they had a dj at echo park at the lake. They had a DJ at like two in the morning. We were leaving the park. I was like, what's going on? And someone's like, there's a DJ playing and we're all looking for Pokemon Go. And I was like, that's awesome. It's so safe out here right now.

That was great. So yeah, I'm with you. Pokemon Go to the polls. David, time for your second pick. Or your final pick, I mean. Mockumentary television shows. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Yeah, that probably could have made it in the draft. But, you know, mockumentary television shows oh yeah yeah that probably could have made it in the draft but you know mockumentary television shows if nobody's watched documentary now by the way very funny great one but that's not even just the office and reno 911 and modern family all that shit excellent excellent pick sean time for your final pick. This is all for me. I'm picking Pogs. You guys remember Pogs? Yeah, Pogs are great. Come on, man. I don't know how old I am. I don't know if it's because I was like a 7th grader. Big time Pog guy. Jelly slamming.

I had OJ Pogs. Yeah, fuck it. Really? I didn't know this. Alright, cool. Yeah, Pogs. They might still be somewhere. Shout out to St. Sue Carmel. Let me know if you still have those Pogs, ma. I have two sheets. My mom got me for Christmas last year. Two sheets of Pogs. They might still be somewhere. Shout out to St. Sue Carmel. Let me know if you still have those pogs, Ma. I have two sheets. My mom got me for Christmas last year, two sheets of pogs. I don't get two sheets. Oh, that's adorable.

My final pick, early 2000s NBA clothing. Yes. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think also Cam'ron helped that. Cam'ron dipset absolutely all over that.

Part of the beige wave, by the way. That's definitely, that's ancient wassery. I mean, none of this is unrelated. No, it's all tied together. So that's the final pick. Marissa, do you have a fad you would like to pick? Oh, Pokemon Go was going to be my number one pick, but my other idea,

one of my favorite fads in grade school was uh beyblades oh my little brother was into that what do you rip it and they yeah it's like a spin top fight or you explain sorry yeah yeah it's like a they're like battle spin tops so you rip it you customize it with like different pieces and then they they spin and they fight each other and you try to like bump the other one out of the ring or just be the last one standing and sometimes the coolest part would be because it's metal it just felt like a very dangerous toy like you could hurt yourself playing with it which is why they were banned from schools very quickly but sometimes they would even spark and that was like very very badass to like see the toy spark damn and there was like an anime

that was accompanied with it so there's like the Beyblade anime that made the toys seem way cooler than they were but it was fun to like role play the characters in the anime in grade school while playing with these Beyblades oh that's fucking awesome we should stoke that fat again get into it we got money I bet you my brother has something we could get

hell yeah well that's Marissa's pick to recap our picks, Jason, you went with Livestrong Bracelets, then the Rachel, the Harlem Shake, Doodles, different kinds of poodle dogs, and then Pokemon Go. David, you went second.

You took the Swiffer, a fad you hope is coming to an end as soon as possible. Kill it. Dance Battles, the Beige Wave, Chinoiserie, and and mockumentary television shows sean you took the ll cool j pant leg hacky sacks water beds fanny packs and pogs hacky sacks water beds fanny packs and pogs hacky sacks water beds fanny packs and pogs

i went last i took texas hold'. People who think they're the next Tarantino. Magic cards, trendy baking, and early 2000s NBA clothing. Those were our picks. We left a lot of good stuff on the board. We really did. So much. I like, I don't know. I think everything, like the choice nugs got picked for sure. That's what I think.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there were, you know, snap bracelets. Tybo. That was one. Tybo. Oh, damn. Neon. That was one. Tybo. Oh, damn.

Neon. Yeah. I had kombucha. Oh, yes. That one's still alive and well in LA. Yeah, that is. Soul sample beats, witches. Shows kind of like Entourage.

Like How to Make It in America. There were a lot of those. Would White Claw count because it's still I feel like it is a trend but it's going to stop we could be in it and not know it yeah for sure the da da art movement I mean if you want to like really go fads

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