All Fantasy Everything - Famous Dogs

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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You would have been a baby face, though. I probably woulda, yeah. I don't think you would have been a heel. I got what's up. He'll eyebrows. I am big. And that, I think, led itself. You're not scary-looking.

Baby faces can be smaller. Yeah, baby faces can be small. I'm a big guy. Very tall. But I can... You're not scary looking. I'm not scary looking? You can look stern.

You don't look scary to me. I think that if you leaned into the eyebrows, you could. I got... Like a J.P. Morgan? You know how he kind of looks like a... Like a bird of prey from the front? Do you look like J.P. Morgan? Someone sent me a DM saying you look like J.P. Morgan the other day.

Somebody said that. I'm gonna... I will be the first to admit. I don't have him right up front of him. of mine. Let me pull it up. I was watching the Gilded Age recently. That's really... Gild of age is good. I do not look like J.P. Morgan. No, no, no. In the eye. Wait, wait, let me see the picture you got. I hope not. Let me see the picture you got. It's funny to think that... I think you could do that with your eyebrows. Yes, I do think that. I can... Okay, maybe just the eyebrows? Yeah, no, not the, not the nose and mouth, but the eyes.

He had a famously big honking nose. He had like, it was like scary and bulbous. This JP Morgan Jr. Okay. Scary and bulbous. I don't think I look like this guy at all. Nope. Let me see the picture?

I'm either wrong and nobody said that. No, go back to the other one with the eyebrows. The first picture that you pulled up with the eyebrows. That's where I think. I guess like an arch my, I mean, listen, I hope, I wish I had his money. Chase? J.P. Morgan.

Hit us up. First of all, you can watch this on YouTube and decide for yourself if you think I look like JP Morgan. Send it whoever, sorry, whoever said that bit. Just ocularly, though. Understand it's not full facial JP Morgan. Did you debate? Are you confusing JP Morgan with Jake Gyllenhaal?

No, I'm not. I do that a lot. A lot of people. Your boy, Chris Pine died his hair blonde the other day. Oh, yeah, because he was probably getting confused for me too much. Jake Gyllenhaal just offered me an auto. alone. Jake Jillanall Chase

keeps hitting me up. Yeah. Which, by the way, I'm coming for the streets. He's driving. With my wife. Where are you at on your journey right now? I have a driver's permit. Yeah, it's so sick.

I'm just picturing you being like, Alana, can I drive? Can I drive? It's before 6 p.m. So let me drive. That's kind of how it goes. I'm like, it's not dark. Let me get us halfway home.

Yeah. Are you, did it come right back? What do you mean? Driving. Okay. Can I tell you guys the truth? Yes. Yeah.

I hit something immediately. Okay. Like within the first 40 feet of backing up. What did you hit? A pillar in our underground garage. Okay. But then after that it's been... Did it damage the whip?

No, no, no. Sean recently hit something as well. We've been consistently driving. We documented that. And it's been talked about... Sean backed into a tree? Yeah. I didn't do that.

And then another thing. And I haven't been behind the vehicle in a real way for 16 years. Or behind some pretty crazy claims. Yeah. John's been behind both of those things. Did I tell you what Laura did? She crushed that taillight up and put it in an ornament for me. And now it's one of our Christmas tree ornaments.

Did she really? Yep. It's like my vows all over again. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Every time I look at that tree, I got to think of the time I backed into a tree. It's pretty damn funny. She should have hung it on the tree you backed into it. Yeah.

It was so funny when she's like, man, you change. That's the quickest you fixed anything. It's like, yeah, no face, no case. That's, I can't. Yeah. I fixed that tail light the next morning. Unfortunately, you told us. You did tell us.

I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, no, no. I was a liar. I almost didn't tell you guys that I hit something immediately. Yeah. And honestly, furthermore, I hit something coming back into the same garage that night. I mean, parking garages are hard to navigate. And it's like under our apartment, so it's really tiny.

But everything else was like, but like just driving on the street. Yeah. kind of came back. Let me be vague about this, because at some point I might be making a claim with a company that doesn't exactly line up with what actually happened. But I got into a minor travel.

With the Gillenhouse? With the Jillenhouse? Did you get into Bender? Jake and Maggie Jillenhall? I got into a minor auto... You have... Infraction? First time I'm hearing...

When was this? This was the... I can't say. Okay. I don't want to get too detailed about anything. Afterwards, we can talk about it. Yes, afterwards. I won't give you the exact day, but I will say it happened within our lifetimes, our natural lifetimes.

You were alive when this happened? It either has happened or will. And it wasn't exactly my fault, but it wasn't not my fault. Can I ask you? Who was present? Full family or just used? Just me? Was it in a parking lot?

It was on a open road. Okay. Because parking lots are kind of international waters. I don't know if you know that, but nobody, allegedly no one's at fault. I told you, I just hit something in a parking lot. Yeah, but no one's at fault. Like, if you get an accident in parking lot, allegedly, the insurance companies just kind of say, well, no one's at fault. What happened was, is I was shifting over into another lane, and then somebody sped up with the intention of not letting me into that lane. Man, that's my dream come true. I've always wanted to actually hit a car when that happened. I went over, I did it anyway, and their vehicle was too heavy to stop all the way. So they were behind me. It was their fault.

Always your If you hear around someone It's always your fault From what I've heard But then Because you should never be that But then you shot them And that's my fault

We either did or did not get out of our cars Oh no It was a day where For I had to be wearing a suit Oh okay And I The person behind the wheel Of the other vehicle

May or may not have Had Citizenship And to the point where I'm like, oh, if we take this any further with the climate of everything going on, this could turn. Very wrong. Very wrong.

Not for me, but you know what I mean? In a way where I'm like, oh, no, let's just wash your hands of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lock pickers touch around the green, this guy. Let's wash our hands of this. Thing that may or may not have happened and move on with our days. Yes. I like that.

Is the damage to make alleged damage to either or both of the vehicles altering how the vehicles drive? Neither. No. Completely manageable on both accounts. Just saying, if it did or didn't happen. You rear-ended a German guy.

Who's in my schizen? You're slammed on the gas. I slammed my old Prius into the side of the Sultan Brunez. I was flying in reverse down the freeway. I told people I got rid of it. I still have the old Prius. Fash in 80 into the side of the Sultan Brunez motorcade. Jillenhall style, dude.

I've always wanted to, when somebody isn't going to let me, and I've always wanted to be like, I'm coming over, baby. It doesn't matter. I used to have the Centra, and I didn't care. I really didn't care about that car. So I would fully, no one ever tested me, but I would fully just get over, be like, I'm coming over. It doesn't matter.

Just two days ago, I want to say. And again, I've been, like, incredibly calm. And in this one, I was calm, too. I've been very calm on the life. In life in general, you are much calmer than you were. And this was one of those as well where this turn thing, like, it was two cars that could, like two lanes that could turn right off of a, like off a freeway off ramp onto a road. But like this one was like moving rapidly and mine wasn't moving at all. So I went over to like get into this lane to try to finagle.

And again, someone sped up to try to not let me in. And then, but we, like, both were able to turn into this one lane. And this guy was in a truck, and I was driving my wife's Prius. And, like, we kind of... You're already down a couple of pegs. We figured it, like, but we figured it out. But, like, this guy was, like, pissed at me and honking. And I rolled down the passenger window to let him have his say.

And it was a, it was a gay gentleman who, like, looked at me and was like, you're not even cute at all. rolled up his window and drove away. No way. You got up to him like, yes, I am. I started laughing so hard. It was like the funniest road rage I've ever been a part of like in my life. Does that mean he hit you because he thought you were cute? Well, he didn't hit.

This guy didn't hit me at all. This was like a different situation. But like, I don't know. He like looked me up and down. I couldn't tell. I was ready for anything because I always like now more than anything I kind of get a kick out of whatever it is the person wants to say. And this one I got like an extra kick out of like you. You weren't even cute at all.

And like, row boy. By the way, he was also not cute. Oh, ugly gay guy. Ugly gay guy. But I was not, I wasn't going to let him know that. I wanted him to carry off. You either. Well, it also doesn't carry the weight.

You're not cute either. If you say it second, like, yeah, well, whatever. I just wanted him to keep carrying whatever energy it was he had where he's telling people they aren't cute in road rage incidents. That's gross. I wonder if he's like, if somebody lets him in, he leans over. He's like, you're beautiful. You're beautiful.

Maybe it is. That would be nice if he, if he, reciprocity. Hey, pull over, pull over, Roonerita. You're beautiful. That would,

that'd be tough. That's always the best compliment. You don't get a compliment like that. You're ugly, you're never going to hear it. He didn't call me ugly. He didn't say I look like J.P. Morgan. I said ocularly.

I can see the eyebrows for sure. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. And he has a mustache. No. His nose is a clown nose. He has a big pat clown nose. Can I pose?

Can I pose a situation to the two of you? Yeah. Did this happen? We're in Trader Joe's parking lot. the other day, and Max has bet she's figuring out how to get out of the car herself. That's a hot zone, by the way.

It is. The one on 80 second, by the way. If you know, it's in the shit. So she's getting out of the car and she has taken to flinging the door open pretty much as hard as she can. I tell her not to in the parking lot, but she does it,

hits the car next to us, no damage. And I ever go over, I was like, oh, Max, you got to be careful, man. And then old boy is in the car. Uh-oh. And he rolls his window down. What do you two do? What happens if you're that guy?

If I'm the guy in the car? Yeah. And I see a little girl do it? Well, he didn't see that. So he looked back and he saw me getting her out of the car seat. So you do know it's her. What do you do? I would ask, is it all good?

Any damage? Like any body damage? I think that's pretty reasonable. That would be my first thing. He whined at me. And it was so, I didn't know what to do. Like, oh. He looks out.

He's like, come on. I'm like, she's four, bro. And then, you know, you're not going to do any. There's no damage. There was nothing. But I go, she's four, bro. And then that was it. But he just, he's like, come on.

Yeah. Such a coward. Yeah, it's really annoying. It's kind of neither fish nor Val. Like, why are you even doing, come on. What's that? It doesn't, it makes you look worse. I don't think I would care, even if there was some damage.

Yeah. It really, if the person was apologetic immediately, regardless of who did it. I'd say, that's fine. Chalk it up. Cars get hit. I mean, you can't get an insurance claim on a door ding. Well, we'll see. We're going to find that together.

If it's Isaac's car, you got to watch that pussy go flying out the window. I get that. Yeah, because you can't buckle that up. You know what's funny? I was in a different Alpha Romeo the other day. Did it have red leather? I think so. It was Shockers.

Shocker has an Alpha Romeo? Yeah. That makes sense, actually. I think you had one first, though, my friend. Oh, you had one first. He said he just got it. You haven't seen it? No.

You got SUV, too, like yours. It's Estabio. But of course. I've never heard that word in my life. That sounds like the guy that sold it to you. Somebody gets shocker on the way. He has an Alfa. You text him, though.

He has an Alfa Romeo. That's awesome. I'll text him, yeah. I feel like I didn't hear about this Alfa Romeo. I didn't either. He was preaching the good word of it to me. I'm glad. You should get one.

Oh, yeah. What kind of car are you going to get? Murdered out Beamer? I don't even know, man. I don't even know. You're going to get like a big old slab. I'm going to get like an old impala. He's talking about hitting shit in the parking ramp.

People, my man, Adam was like, it's time for El Camino. I'm going to get a. reasonable lease and I'm going to lease it through my business. The Kia's not bad and it can take body damage. Or the Prius. I'll tell you what. The Alpha does not take body damage very well. No, no, that thing is not.

It's built to crumble. Yeah. My guy's built like George Foreman. Yeah, this seems to drop. We're going to join the Kia family, I think, coming up. Really? If you're invited. I'll ask you.

It's like Ryan. I got to get too. key owners to vouch for me. Yeah, and it's like Raya because if you're fat, they still won't let you get it. I got it. You did get in? You did get in? And you're the reason I thought I could get in?

I did not even with vouches. I wanted to try just to see if I could. For those of you don't know, Raya was the dating app for for famous people is like basic. But also it was a lot of people who weren't famous. Industry. Industry, yeah.

I was on there. Icemail was on there? Cleaning up, dude. What worked you on? Field. I tried to download Field and then I had... Field these nuts. Come on.

You know what? I can't continue anymore because that's... Got him. What's it? It's for like swingers and stuff. It's for Kink and Polyamory. Oh, like you're playing the field. I'm using terms I heard on the internet.

I thought they were all... Isn't that all of them are? No. Definitely not. For people that want... I mean, you could use them all like that Tinder and stuff. If you wanted to be on their protects. Like right off the bat.

But no, this is for like specifically... I think it's like, we came here because that's what we like. Polyamory. Like on Tinder, the idea is you're not already in a relationship. I got you. So this is it's a given. On field, it's like, this is what I'm about. Yeah.

The freak flag is flying. All right. I'll pitch it. It's an open port. I did ask Laura. I was like, hey, would you be... Like, is there a world that I could try to get on Ryan? She's like, no.

I just wanted to see if I could do it. You asked your wife? Well, she wife... I tried to be agree with. You were right the High of Comics Unleashed and you were like, what other here to for unexplorable territory?

Can I get on, Ryan? Not to do anything. Not to do anything. Might mean a friend or two. That's about it. Just to see if I can. Just to see. There's famous guys on there.

That would be boned if I hit him up. I'm just. Oh! I just want to talk to Rumer Willis. Where are we talking about Rural? Well, no, well, I'm your host, Ian Carmel. We're talking about road rage is what we're talking about. We're talking about road rage.

Sean Jordan, David Bory, comedians. Road rage, Sean Jordan is what it sounded like. Road rage, Sean Jordan. It's March 26th. On this one? March 26? Correct. It's March 26.

You know what that means. We made it. We made it. Almost done with March, dude. Yeah. God, I hope we did. You did this last time. What?

You said, you said something like that that was haunting. Well, it's New Orleans. We're like, oh, I hope we made it. Where, like, this episode's going to come out. We're going to make it. It's a haunted place. It is haunted as well. It's on the by-be.

Didn't you go on a ghost tour? I did go on a ghost tour. Or Anne Rice Vampire Tour or something? On both of those things, on the same trip. Now, the Ghosts tour, so the Anne-Rice Vampire Tour was not supposed to be. It was the New Orleans Historical Society. Do you believe in ghosts?

I've never got a clear. Brother? I'm not on trial here. I'm just asking a question I plead the fifth I don't really know but also I don't Nothing about you feels like a ghost guy

I don't actively believe in ghosts But I don't presume to know everything In the universe or how it works I'm open to it happening But I don't actively believe in it If you were a ghost guy you'd have way more bracelets Yes Whereas I have a watch

Braclets are kind of Dues are wearing bracelets again Are you thinking about getting some brains No Oh no Is you a soft? No, I just shake my arm. They come flying down from my arm.

You're going to put your bracelets on Raya? You guys notice a lot of cool guys are wearing bracelets again. Billion percent sounded like the opening salvo. That did feel like you. Of you exploring bracelet territory with us. Do you want to shopping after this? I don't have to be up to your jewelry. Jewelry bums me out on my skin.

I don't like jewelry on my skin. I don't like it either. You don't want you to like wet jewelry or was that you? That's him. Yeah. I don't like that. I'll tell you. I also don't like wet jewelry.

Well, of course, you don't like wet jewelry. I barely like wet dope stuff. I don't like... Well, jewelry's dope. I don't like liquid in it. Pisses me off. I mean, yeah, well, no, I don't. I don't like wet.

I don't like wet. I think about the wet jewelry thing all the time now. Really? Yeah, yeah, because I would, like, if I'm in the shower and I have my necklace on, I'm like, oh. What was this specific wet jewelry? Was it treach and feel me flow? What was it? You had a specific...

No, Sean. I did get... I didn't get real creepy. No, it wasn't. He was soaked. Scratching your beard. Who was, was it, Tresh? My beard.

My shit's all mangy right now, do my neck's unshaving. You are unkempt as I've seen you in a while. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'll probably have a stash tomorrow. It doesn't look bad at all. Hey, let's shave you on air tomorrow. Yeah. That was a quick, yeah. We're raising money.

Yeah. Yeah. Spice this fucking podcast up a little bit It's year 10 in September I'll bring in a towel and I got a I got a I got a shaver that I use for other parts of me Like a straight? Oh do you want me to Shave with your nut shaper?

Can we shave everything Can we only shave your mustache? Whoa Give me the Lincoln Make you look like you train a dog of style God I don't know if I'd be able to move In the world like that Just for a day

Who do we have on who's coming up in the next time? I know is Peek and Spencer Bland. Oh, yeah, yeah. Episodes you guys are going to love. Upcoming episodes. Let me think about it. You can't talk about it. You have to see.

Peak will bring it up. Peak will bring it up. I do love doing that where you just do something and see how long it's going to take someone to be like, what? What's up? What's up? What happened to your mustache? Ah, just try and just figured I'd give it a swing. You know, I don't have to go home for a couple days.

I saw my pastor with a similar look and I thought it was quite handsome. I'm afraid to cut all my shit off If you shave If you clean shave I'll shave You've never seen me without a beard on I've seen it I think I've seen it Maybe right when we met

It'll grow back in a couple days Are you interested now that your face is trimmer? Maybe right yeah Because before you're like I gotta hide the chins Now you're like maybe it's not so crazy You don't quite know it's under there I don't and I try to feel it all the time

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I can't really tell what's going on I relate highly to it Yeah You should... It's tricky because it's not a... It is tricky. It doesn't grow back right away.

It doesn't. I think... You're gonna look very young. I think if I shave it, I can get decent coverage back in a week. Yeah. That ain't long. I have... Tomorrow I have a couple podcasts I need a beard for.

Yeah. That's a different... A new one called The Guy Show. I'm doing Carolla. Tomorrow... I can't. You can't go on there without a beard, they told me. I just have a couple people I can't meet for the first time without a beard.

Tomorrow? But like maybe Wednesday I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to have a beard for tomorrow. You understand. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm not trying to face peak without a beard.

No, you got to go in full. Yeah, I have to have all my powers. But who's Wednesday? Oh, 10 a.m.'s open. And then. Oh, yeah, yeah. What do we got? Claire O'Keen?

I can do that without a beard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know Claire. And then, um, Let's put just this on the Patreon. Show one is a Navy SEAL. It's a Navy sealed. Will and Claire, Mandel bailed.

Will and Claire, we got the 10-A-lop. Will would be, Will would be forgiving of me not having a beard. Oh, Shocker's had an alpha male for two years. Huh. Can you use that TV. Isaac just punched a hole in the wall. You guys can't see. How long have you had yours?

Three. Oh, okay. Okay. He's had it for two years? That's what he said to me. You don't see him at the dinners every month, huh? No. No. No, that's lone wolves, dude.

They can't be an alpha-romo dinner. That's like... No. You just go to single day. Okay, I get it. They all go park up on Mulholland and look over the city and eat soup. Man, now I'm thinking about shaving. Malland is another one of those dumb words. Well, I've got to take Mulholland over to Sepulvita. Do you want to get some chatter on Mulholland?

You know what I'd be worried about? I would be worried about seeing you guys. With a beard? With no beard? If it looks bad when it's gone. Well, we could be here when it happens. too. Oh, you want me to shave it here? Conceivably, if you're afraid about seeing us, then we will have been in on the ground floor.

Maybe Wednesday. I'll do something weird. I'll kind of want to shave my head too, though. I'll do something weird with my shit then if you do that. Because my, here's the big issue. My barber is only doing house appointments now. So I'm fucked again. Studio appointments. Will they pay for it?

Because it's way more than I wanted to be. I'm not sure what headgums paying for these days. Yeah, it's not. They don't have. They're not going to. get my man feeding by toxin here. Who's calling me from Phoenix? Probably Alpha Romeo, dude.

Damn. Dogs, bro. Did you recommend him in an Alpha Romeo? You gotta get two, it's like Raya. I think you have to get two. Two people too. I don't want an Alpha Romeo. I want a Kia.

It's too late. Fuck, you maybe go Rogue? I don't need your blessing. We're drafting dogs, dude. I got a Hyundai. Oh, but Nissan makes the Rogue. Oh, Rogue is a real whip. This bit is a closed loop.

Kia Sportage is what I'm driving. I think you have a tell you ride. I don't know why I think that. It's right outside. I'd love it if you didn't know what kind of car you had. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know why I think you had. Because you got it and I remember being in it. And in my head I was like, man, the teller ride is nice.

I don't know how much my mortgage is. I'm just saying like if you didn't know what kind of whip you had to be the same. I haven't seen my face in 15 years. There it is. And those are the three dumbest things about us. I'm not sure if I have any of my own opinions or I'm just very perceptive at picking up on what other people like

and matching it to make them comfortable with me. Wow. That was different than what I said. Sportage. I disassociate too much. It's really become a problem. It's tough to engage. I'm about to be older than my dad was when he passed away.

I pee poop and I poop pee. Oh, you must have a cloaca. I found that out. It's a whole new level of the... We play the animal game. Being poop, by the way. Pee and poop is way worse, by the way. Oh, that would be a bummerer.

That's terrible. That's really sad. I'm going to say, I've poop pee plenty of times in my life. I've never peed poop. I put pee on accident. Yeah. You couldn't be sure that you'd peed all the poop if you peed poop. You couldn't, I feel like you could never be sure that you peed all the poop if you peed poop.

How do you know you're done peeing poop? I don't know. Would it come out like your face? It just stops coming out. Yeah, I guess so. But you're like, all right, that's it. You could. What's that?

What's that? You could squeegee your back, dude. Like a cigarette? Get done, peant. Oh. No, I'm saying you can squeege you. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

I really get it. We're drafting dogs. That led us to dogs. That was Sean Cougar Mel and Jordan. Sean Jordan with that. By the way, you can watch that visual on YouTube. Also, if I shave my face, I'll have to just go inside for the whole weekend. Why do you think that?

No, you won't. You can go be outside. I think this sounds almost like a necessary thing. I don't have anything to do this weekend except me and Harper are going at the dog beach. I think it sounds like a necessary part of your journey right now to shave your face. I think it'd be fun. It's going to grow back. Now, if it doesn't grow back, I'll be bummed.

I can't do it tomorrow. Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this? I'll bring the shaver in on Wednesday and we'll see how we feel. We'll see how we feel. Does anybody have a shaver for heads? Isaac?

Oh, like a clipper? Oh, yeah. Maybe we tune me all the way up. Yeah. I thought you meant like a shaver for cool people. Stupid jokes. I'm like, I can't not say it, but it's, it was dumb. It was okay.

That was all right. Yo, what if I came out of your queen on Thursday? You were just like, are you going bicked? Not bicked, but down low. No, but down low, maybe just start. Because I have been thinking that about all my hair lately anyway. I'm like, maybe I need a fresh reset. I don't look terrible with my best head.

Since we're deep in the hair talk, and I brought this up to you guys, I want to be a slick back hair guy for, I think. I think you could do it. We've told you to do this a million times. We always invoke Pat Riley. And now it's more silver than ever. You wear too many hats. You would have to draw, you have to pull back on the hats a bit. Yeah, well, I'd have to make this the move, and this is what I'd be doing for a while.

I briefly did a little bit of the slick back where my hair was longer. You're just so curly, it'd be hard. Mine's all straight, and it would be easy to slip back. It was kind of a fun, like Mark Ruffalo playing a cop, but 10 years ago, look. You look like a cop, but like in the best way. Wait, you're him. I look like a cop. Well, now I'm not doing it.

You feel like a cop. You don't look like a cop. You don't look like a car. You vibe like a car. Because I put fuel in my vehicle. Is that why I feel like a cop? Like in heat. Like you smoke sigs.

Like a sig cop. Excuse me, sir. How much fuel is there left in your vehicle? Do you know how fast you're going back there? Like you might be someone who's in too deep. Exactly. I've been undercover for a while. Yeah.

Too long. We don't know if we can pull you back out. Yeah. Laura, the cereal goes where it goes. Like I just show up like Donnie Brasco every six months and I'm pissed off that shit's in different spots. Yeah. Is that what happens

in Nebraska? It's a part of it. Yeah. It's a real loose part of it. It's not the main plot point. It does happen. And I'm glad we're laughing now because it almost fell flat what I just said.

I don't know. With the mustache and the hair slick back, I think you should come in tomorrow like that. I will, I have product. I brought it with me. I'll slick my hair way back. Wednesday's hair day. Wednesday.

Let's make Wednesday hair day. Like I said, tomorrow I got some shit. I got to get off. David's got beard stuff tomorrow. I don't have any hair moves. I'm already pretty low. Grow it. Have more.

I'll grow it. I'll grow it. David, I could bring my clippers in. We could do it for the Momom told me Patreon. No, we can't do it tomorrow. What did you say? We came up with it in here. All right.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And also, you said Momama told me. Did you say it funny? Yeah. Also, I have beard shit tomorrow for real. Wait, what is the beard shit? I'll tell you a break. There's just a guy I don't want to meet without a beer.

You do need your beer. for that, I think. Yeah, there's a guy I don't want to meet without a beard. Tomorrow morning. This is the guy who runs Raya. He's going to make sure. There's a new guideline making sure you have a beard. You're all been in, but I just need to get eyes on your real face. Ria for cool guy for him. This is just a formality

but I need to see your actual face with my eyes. I'm scared because I don't know what it looks like anymore. Is there a Raya for friends? Like, if you just want to meet famous people. You can start one like, hey, any famous people looking to meet other famous people? No sex.

I think heroin is riah for friends. I'm just going in there with a shirt that's like, hey, what's up? Hey. Gun to neon comics unleashed. Not a ton of followers, but they're there. Yeah. They're really cool about it. They care.

Yeah, they come to the shows. Thank you, by the way. Where can people see you? I got nothing coming up. I don't, nothing. Whatever we're going to do. We will. We will.

be on the road. That's true. He's not going to be that bored either, trust me. Should we name it? The tour? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's 10 years. Ooh.

We've been around for 10 years this year. It can't be this, but I was thinking the other day about like fights to fathers or something. It can't be that. What? Just something that speaks to how it used to be. And only two of us are dads? Yeah. And none of us are getting in fights.

No, that's real. Cocaine to cuddles, you know, just like something that documents the road. Let's keep going. What else did you write that? I think we should call it something good. I'll go with that. Raya, friendship, Raya. We should call it the friendship riah.

We could all sell sheets and water beds. No, I'll wear shirts. We can sell silk underwear at these shows. Should we sell button up? Silk underwear and hymns. Silk underwear and button up. T-shirts. Well, just the stage will be a big old bed that we're all laying on.

We did that once, right? No, we laid on the couch. In Boise. Yeah, in that 500-person theater with 75 people in it. Hey, proud of every. It was more than that. No. There's probably 100 people in a 500-person room, something like that.

It was very fun. Boise, man. A hundred people listen to know us in Boise? Very good time. That rules. And we haven't been back since. No. No.

Shant. Shant. Good hot springs around there, though. Oh, shout out to Glenn Ivy. If you guys are listening. The springs themselves are listening? Well, somebody involved with Glenn Ivy, I would like a discount. I'll be back.

I'll come with him. Yeah, we got to get in there. Trying to get in the hot spring. David Borty's here. Cool Guy Jokes 87 on Instagram. Hey. Any where people want to? I mean, watch next week.

I might not have any hair. Not next week. Three weeks from now. You can watch David get shaved from the top of his head to the top of his toes on My mama told me Patreon. Oh, man. It's crazy because now I feel like I have to do it because the more I'm thinking about it,

it's making me very anxious. Right, so it's like you want to confront it. Yeah, I feel really, I'm really scared about it. Just shaving your beard. You're going to look great. You're a handsome guy with great skin. Think about it, the one was the last time? I really don't.

No. I like, you know, saying maybe when we first met, but you probably started. had some. Yeah. Just wasn't a full beard. I don't think I've ever met you with none. Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen me with none? It's a wild luck. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen you a lot with none. I feel like you pull a couple times a year. None though. Like razor, no. Not like clipper. Every now and then. Yeah, you send his pictures. Fuck me. I'm trying to make you guys feel comfortable around your bud. That's why I do it. I gotta tell my wife though. Yeah, for sure.

Have you seen those videos of dudes that shave their, like, crazy beards and don't tell their partner and just let the partner come in there. One girl's like, oh, no. Like, what did you do? That would be a bummer when you're getting their raw reaction. I wonder how young I, maybe I would look. Maybe I'll play 26. You could play 26. You could look younger, dude.

Then you could start saying gang gang and stuff. Yeah, my beard is the oldest thing I have put on. Yeah. And that's why I started wearing it, I think. Because it made you look a little older, more mature. When I first started, I looked really, really young. My facial hair now has gray hair in it, so it makes me look older. Some of mine, there's some in mine, but not like the lot.

I wish it would just go all the way, because right now I'm in this, it looks like I do this on purpose sometimes. And I, that... You want to look like a white tiger, dude. Yeah, right now it looks like you blew Jack Frost. Yeah, dude. Tight. Metamund friendship, Raya. I go ahead and I know it's really supposed to be friends.

We crossed the line. Hey, I want to take it over to real riot, Jack. Jack! You call him suck frost. Hey, frost me up, daddy. I don't know. Well, you wouldn't like it because you're not even hot. Oh, okay, cute.

Oh, damn, cute. You're not even cute. Maybe he thought you were hot. Maybe. It was pretty funny. You're hotter than you are cute, for sure. Thank you very much. Yeah.

Well, that's the J.P. Morgan eyebrows. Is that J. It's the stern eyebrow? And that's all it is. Got a cruise ship booking, I think, boys. Did you? Are you serious? Did it come through?

The Norwegian? Come on. I think so. Let's talk about it. I don't know. I got to listen later. Look at the O's. I think it's an avails thing.

Hilarious. Wait. Can we go on the cruise that Sean is on? Much like the let's just fly and watch get front row tickets to a Shane Torres show without telling him. Which I still desperately want to do. That would be pretty fun. I think, I bet you could get extra room.

Probably. I'm going to try, I mean, the whole point is so I can get one for mom. That's right. We'll see. You're not going to take your wife? She has negative desire to go on a cruise. Yeah, she thinks there's cesspools. I think it's not seen.

I'm with her on that. I think it seems dope. It's a big mall. It's a big floating mall. Yeah, me and Alana love it. I'm in. It's fun. Yeah.

I'm excited for you to go. Yeah. I'm glad you like it. Is it Bahamani? Bahamini? Abominable. Abominable. Abominable.

Abominable. Is it an abominable cruise ship? Bahamanianian? Norwegian. But where do they operate? I don't know. Is it out of Miami? Yeah, most of it's out of Florida.

I don't know exactly where. Wow. Would you mind taking a bag with you? Of what? A lot of bags. A lot of bags of stuff. I'm going to need you to bring a bag back back. I need you to bring one duffel bag.

Where do I need to carry this bag? On your person. In my person or on my person? All right. Then I could probably do that more. Okay. All right. Thank you.

In my person is going to cost you a little bit. In your person. Oh, maybe. Do you think? Would you ever put something inside of yourself? Have I ever put something inside of myself? Would you ever smuggle something inside of yourself? Like, really, if it came down to it.

When I clean my butt, I'm a knuckle deep on this finger every time. I don't really know what that answer is. Right? Yes, I've ever put anything in there. That's not. This is the knuckle. Or is this the knuckle? This is a joint, but this is a knuckle.

This is a knuckle. Probably the end of my finger. This is the knuckle and fat. The end of your fingernail, you mean, you... Wow, that's it? I get around the rim. That's not even worth noting. I think I'd put something in there, yeah.

I don't know. What's the scenario? Am I, like, saving one of your lives? It's an iPod. What, though? Is someone to cut your head off if I don't do it? It's an iPod, and it has the last Bruce Springsteen song that humanity knows about. All the others have been wiped out, and you have to smuggle it to New Jersey.

I got to, like, cyborg it. I got to get it from A to B. You have to smuggle it to New Jersey. movie Cyborg, that's the plot with Van Damme movie. The last Bruce Springsteen song, over? No, no. Just getting something for me to be. What if it's a flash drive and you have to put it in a condom?

Whatever it is going into a condom. I'm not putting an iPod up there with, unless you talk to me, swallow it. You have to boo for Red Delicious Apple. No way. I'm going to need some time, some couple years, I think, to get ready for that. I don't think a Red Delicious is going up there. No, I don't know. And if I can say maybe what you're

already thinking is they taste like they've already been boofed anyway, so what's the point? I know you don't like a red delicious. That apple sucks. It's a sucky apple. You just take it back. Hey, did somebody put this in their butthole? It sucks.

I don't like it. Was this delivered via truck or smuggled up somebody? Smuggled up a drifter's anus. Because I'll tell you which one it tastes like, Holidayan Express. Then they're going to hit you while, sir, you've already eaten half and you're like, I don't care. Yeah, I did. Because you don't have any other apples.

I'm hungry. And the worst apple is better than the best, Dan and yogurt. I don't. I don't agree with that. I just, I can't start my dad. I just, it's too much sugar. But the worst apple is better than the pet. No, no.

Danon has animals. They got those sprinkle ones. You don't like the sugar or you don't want the sugar. For me, it would be the first thing I'm eating that day at a hotel. I will usually eat the worst apple over the other options. Unless they have eggs. Dogs. I will eat the dog.

What, you want to draft eggs? Eggs. I'll draft eggs. Didn't we already do that? We must have done it. No. Did we? Didn't we?

I thought we did it with Amy is who I think am I? Ways to eat eggs. Are there 20 ways to eat eggs? Oh, dogs. Yeah, I like eggs. That kind of works. That sort of works. That kind of works.

We're drafting dogs. Famous dogs is the draft today fictional or otherwise? And was this proposed by the good folks on the All Fantasy Everything Patreon, which this episode feels a lot like. This does. We don't go the three. Three of us on Maine very often. We don't. And especially not when we're all three together in one room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty fun. Easier to get goofy. Yeah. Here. Stop saying picks. Picks. Yeah.

Isaac doesn't care. Isaac gave me a nod like, yeah, that was funny. Yeah. Goofy, the dog. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. He's probably still going to come up. Great.

That's great. Best of Friends for us. Do you remember how good that song was? How's it going? We're the goof troop Best of friends forever Now we're calling everyone Oh yeah

Come along and join the fun You know we're a goof troop A be put a bad mama me right Yeah So has streaming Let me go As streaming I have a more interesting thought

I have a more interesting thought I don't know that you do I have a more interesting thought I don't know that you do I have a more interesting thought Better be Do you think it's been long enough I can't believe I'm actually going

I feel so weird right now You should talk Say it. I started so much later after you, and now I feel like a jerk. Say it. Even though it's a bit. Okay.

Do you think it's been long enough that you could re-record those early 90s theme songs, which were so good, with Ernest's lyrics, and have them be hit songs? Like the goofy one, or like tailspin?

I think tailspin maybe. Gummy bears? I think Darkwing Duck is a little too, was a little too timely. But we're replacing the lyrics. So the lyrics are no longer. longer let's get dangerous. Yeah.

Oh, so it's not now and venture can begin with another tailspin. It's just the tune. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think we could get a hot girl summer for that. Yeah. Just like Megan, Megan the stallion or something.

Honey bear. Yeah. I like, I carry you with me everywhere. Like an ethokane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a haunting white woman thing. Like a haunting white woman thing. Yeah.

That is such a genre. It is haunting white woman? Yeah. Isaac, should we have haunting white woman summer where we... I'm interesting. I want to be very careful and let the parameters off. Lana Del Rey. No, what we do...

We're using AI to create a haunting white woman. We re-record all these 90s theme songs with new updated sincere lyrics, which we have you sing and pitch up a little bit. Sure, yeah, I can do that. And then we like see if we can go... Does it even have to be... Because now I'm thinking... Family matters.

It's a rare condition. Yeah, absolutely. Anything. To read any good news on the newspaper page. I think this is. Why we got to use AI? We don't. No, AI to create the woman.

Yeah, I don't want to use it. We don't use AI, right? We don't want to do that. Well, no, but in this one case where we're running a scheme. Yeah, this is just to get some money. I guess we could get an actor to do it. We're going to sell ring to them. But then that's somebody we have to, if they talk,

we're going to have to kill them and dump them in the ocean. That's the problem. That's no problem. That's no problem. Handle that. All right. Not a while, but I'm sure I could get it done again. All right.

You guys heard it here first. All right. All right. All right. What you think it is? Nah. Or maybe it is what you think it is. I don't know you.

We're making a lot of money. What were you going to say? I was going to say, do you think it's been long enough to where there's no after school cartoons anymore, right? It's just they come home and watch YouTube videos or whatever. Yeah. But there's no make it home for Darkwing Duck or Tailspin. That's just completely gone. Everything's on demand.

Right. Yeah. But they're not even on TV. There's not... In my house, though, I'm going to tell Arthur, you can only watch... Let me pick a show. Darkwing Duck. Watch the record player.

For three to four. Yeah, you can only watch me. Watch the needle drop. Listen to Nina Simone's High Priestess. Well, like, my cousins are hell into the Simpsons right now. So because they're just coming home and they're watching like an episode or two or whatever. Yeah. Like after.

school cartoon, too, yes. Which is cool. Yeah. I think that was the right order that we did those things. I think so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would have been weird for your thing to go after that. Yeah, you couldn't, yeah.

I've been really hard to think of the theme song for Bonkers this whole time. I don't even know what Bonkers is. Bonkers, dude? They were a candy. I remember Bonkers, the candy. Bonkers was a cat who had misadventures, I would say. In Toontown, he was a Toontown policeman, right? I was probably having sex by then.

You guys were still watching. The way our timeline works is so strange sometimes. You're not mutually exclusive, by the way. You can have sex and watch bonkers. Not in my house anymore. Somebody. Put the kibosh on that. We're drafting dogs famous or otherwise, or no, fictional or otherwise?

Famous dogs, fictional or otherwise is the topic today. The way we determine the order of this draft is a rollicking game of rock papers is played between the three of us. Ooh. And I'm getting involved because some of our good people have restarted the AFE Encyclopedia. Yeah. And they sent me the rock paper, scissors standings. Do you know what my record is? I've very seldom do it.

Are you undefeated? How many times have you done it? I am unvictoried. Oh, no. I am over five. That's, but that's like, oh for five. Don't let him win. Who's winning, me or Sean?

You by far. You are winning by a crazy amount. You just feel, don't you feel it, right? You know you're winning. You must know. No, sometimes I... I bet you're sitting around 70%. Sometimes I have a hard time locking in on when I do positive stuff.

I'm going to try to find, I'll try to find the next. numbers when we have a little lull. Right now we're on fire, so I can't do it. My call got pushed anyways. They said 20 minutes isn't enough. Okay. They just told them. So I'll try to find that information.

But as for now, I'm getting involved. Either I'm going to go 0 for six or I'm going to start. I might just retire. Somebody sent us. Someone hit him in the email. Yeah. All right. Here we go.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Fuck! David didn't even play. He just. I did. play. He was barely moving. Yeah, you lost. I'm 0 for six. Hey, but now we have a running

tally. I lost to the best. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. It's in my blood. Yeah. And you're better than at least you've won one one. I have one, yeah. I won the most, I won last episode. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You do it.

David, as the winner is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you that I will remind you of the serpentine draft. It's a great question. I don't know why I did. I like, I love the Brack Russell. Because you're being dirtyful. I'm scanning for a book in the library.

Oh, you do a meat one? Oh, you do a meat one. Kind of. Meat one. If I go to the library and I look for a book, whereas I'm going to go left or right and then right to the left? Where's my whiskey? I'm going to get tore up.

Yes, get torn up and pass out in the hot side. Your jambox is now ours by way of his actions. Or no, your jambox is now his by way of our actions. Basically what it means is you pick first and the first. fourth round. You pick fifth. Third round. Oh, third, yeah.

Dumb shit. No. You third pick, not third round. Yeah, you are wrong. Yeah, you are wrong. You pick third in the first round, you pick first in the second round. With that in mind, what would the order

of today's draft be? David Sean Ian. Hot corner. David, Sean Ian is the order of today's draft. We were drafting fictional dogs, famous or otherwise. Wait, yep, that's right.

Right? Famous dogs, fictional otherwise. We're drafting famous fictional dogs are otherwise. We just draft like some obscure fictional dog that no one's ever given a shit about. Oh, we could do that. We could, yeah.

What about dogs that are famous to us? Yeah. Smith's dogs. That's that bull mastiff in my neighborhood. Dog, there's a German shepherd in my neighborhood that I hate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like his owner cannot control him

and he has a level of violence within. And the dog can tell he can't be concerned, so he doesn't respect the owner. So when we walk by, when me and Stella walk, which we're chilling, we're cooling, the dog goes crazy

and the guy can barely hold it back. I was with you and I saw that go down. Yeah, oh, yeah, you saw it. You saw it go down. Guys across the street and it went down. Yeah, and it's like, bro, you can't even handle it. There was a Dalmatian

that would get loose in our neighborhood growing up. They're so ruthless. That was like a fucking monster. It would like chase kids. How did they get to be the fire? Have we talked about that? They're not nice. Are they even actually firefighter dogs or did one guy say that?

Maybe it was just a cartoon or something. I just don't know. I never seen them actually with firefighter either. I don't have something to do with their feistiness. I bet it's a, I bet it helps somehow. They love the fire. They love the fire.

They go bite the fire. Take me to the fire. David, you have the first pick in the famous dog, fictional or otherwise draft, and we're going to get to that first pick right after this short break. This episode of All Fantasy. Everything is brought to you by Babel.

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Welcome back to all the fantasy, everything. You found us in the middle of a discussion about Fubu football jerse. Fubu ball. Fubu ball. Fibu ball. I think because I played football and because I was a football fan, I found the idea of non-team-related jerseys. Yeah.

Stupid. We were talking about this. Kyle and I saw a nutter jackets. You did? Oof. Pure players. Fubu. I had Fubu baseball and football.

We were talking about Fat Farm jersey I was like if I'm going to get a baseball jersey It's going to be a Darren Dalton jersey Why would I get a other team Like a non-team related jersey? Well they weren't really Jerseys were the ones

Football jerseys were the ones That were most popular Non-athletic jerseys. They didn't really do it with baseball or basketball They didn't do with and basketball They did a tribal basketball jersey easy They weren't as much in my orbit What I was going to say

There were a lot of twisted Baseball shirts I bet Oh yeah ICP had basketball jersey I should be basketball jerseys. We saw letterman jackets at the store and we were both talking about how we always wanted one, but we never lettered in anything or played a sport that I could get like a...

You know, that. You were talking to you about that, not us. Kyle. Yeah, no, I know. Isaac and I were sitting in our dungeon having a conversation about it. Yeah, I was wanted to wear one, but it's like, can't do it.

I didn't. I lettered it never bought the jacket. I had the jacket. I never thought it was that. So what? They just gave you a letter? And pins. pin you get the letter your first year

and then every year after that you get a pin. My mom got it for me. It was a surprise. It was nice, but like I didn't get it until winter of like senior or junior year so I didn't get that. You don't really have that long to wear it. They're really expensive too. We see you down in Redondo wearing it this weekend. Oh, I didn't know you guys were going to be down here.

What are you guys doing down here? They're seeing me at the movie. With your Predator outfit on? I don't even know if it's funny if it translates. But Zach and I went to Predator and we asked Ian if we wanted to and he's like, no, like, very emphatic. And we're sitting there and we're like, what if Ian just walked in in a predator costume,

like with treats in his hand and just was sitting there like elbowing people? Like, you guys hyped? Do you guys like predator? He's just going and he's like... Why was that so emphatic? Do you think I just wanted some me time? I think it was just...

Yeah, I think it was... Because we, I think we would ask out of politeness some of those times where we would know that you wanted a little time. And also, probably that you'd been working all day and we hadn't been doing shit. So we're like, we're going to go to Predator. I probably wanted to get baked and play NBA 2K.

I think you were doing it, I think. I think you were already in the process. All right, well, yeah, we're going to go to Fuddruckers and go to Predator. We'll go to Fudd Ruckers and Ourself, man. We'd have little dates every now and again, Zach and I would go to Fud Ruckers and Predator up in that Burbank 16. Yeah. Not Predator every time. It was only Predator the One.

We'd see other movies. Alien. Predator 2. Man, I can't wait for Predator. They don't have predator tickets. What the fuck do you mean? Enemy mine. Elam McKay.

Elam McKay. Ballistic experts this ever. I got to watch. I'm going to, I bet you I'll watch Elam McKay tonight. I bet you love Ella McKay. I kind of want to see Elamakee. I heard it's not great, but I bet it's not great. No, but you also heard it's not great.

When have I ever given them? I started it. Yeah. But I think we were like making dinner or something. Yeah. I've started a lot of stuff. It feels like a Have the Computer Out movie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I'm gonna veg out tonight. And I'm gonna watch, and I'm gonna watch the shit out of it. Are you gonna put your hair up and like a pencil through it, your glasses and your gray sweats? I'm gonna shut my phone off. Are you gonna put a mask on? Vege the fuck out.

Little cucumber slices on my nose. What are you gonna eat tonight while you watch Ella McKay? I bet it's not gonna be healthy. I bet it's a burrito. No, I don't like to order burritos. They go so burritos are an in-the-spot place for, like, order for me. Getting a burrito in the mail is not my. Getting a burrito through DoorDatch doesn't move for me.

Are you at Harper's or are you at the other one? Staying at Andy's. Okay. Yeah. Although Harper's gone. Shit, I could probably. I'll just go over there and not tell him. He's in Indianapolis.

Yeah, he's in Indianapolis. We're getting pretty close to where you'll be able to stay at my house if you want. Tight. Oh, it's almost done? You just see me? Getting close. How you feeling about it? It feels great.

You excited? Yeah, yeah. Hey, I don't want to poop in the ADU, so I'm going to poop in here. Are you going to put a gym out there? No, no. I like going to my gym. Yeah. I had a gym in the garage for the longest time.

Well, you walk to your gym too. Well, the thing you want to go. I have thought about this because we loosely talked about having stuff in the garage, but I'm like, if I can go, I like to go. You know, go into somewhere and then have an ADU as a whole, you know. We were talking about this before the last episode, too, where it's fun to look at people at the gym. Yeah. And not just like in the.

that's a hot person working out way. That's very fun though. And kind of the least of that. Yeah. More just like bodies in action. Yeah, it's like, look at that guy. Some of these dudes with their tattoos, I get, I'm like, God, you look hot. Just with their neck, these two dudes with, like, praying hands on his neck.

And I'm like, if I was into dudes, you'd be something I'd be pursuing. I think I like a bad boy. Yeah, you want a problem. He found Jesus Christe after he did some things. It's very funny, the woman you married, because that's not at all. It's not like you married the lady for. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.

A big Celtic cross on it though. She's like, like, Vigal Horton-Saint's tattoo, right? She only does back day. You should see her screw a silencer on. It's nuts. It's just one twist. Oh, if she had a Celtic cross on her back, oh my god. Or just like the horns from fucking Hannibal that Ray finds has on his back.

Yeah, no, she's not a praying hands on your neck tattoo kind of person. There's a dude at my gym who's like, like so buff but not cut at all and he just like squats like 400 pounds easily but he's just like he's so thick he's just like a big thick solid dude yeah I just love

seeing him every time I'm there I'm like look at this big fucking guy my neighborhood twin goes to my gym what's your neighborhood do you guys ever have that or like my city twin like it's like I used to have it in San Francisco I had it a lot where it's just like just one dude that you see all the time

and you guys don't you guys don't know each other. You don't have similar social circles. Yeah. But because you both live in the same area or whatever, you see each other frequently. Yeah. My city, my neighborhood twin goes to my gym. So now we see, we see each other. We saw when we were walking. At what, are you going to have to walk up and say, hey, I see you a lot. I'll tell you what, it wasn't this morning. Wasn't at the gym at 6.30 this morning. I had a neighborhood twin introduced themselves to me the other day. That's dark. Yeah. Where they named the end?

No, I'm Ian. They were named Cass. Okay. Was it, did you like it? That they introduced themselves? It does feel at a certain point if you're catching eyes with someone two, three times a week. We live on the same street. And we've seen each other and we work at the same coffee shop.

And it was to the point where it was like, well, and they have since been, it's not like now they're all up in my business and I'm not all up in here. Yeah, just say, man. But it was just like, we see each other all the time. I should introduce myself. It was nice. It was nice. But what I was afraid of, I already had. have a few people when I'm making my rounds

who I have to stop and talk to. And who I often, like, most of the time love stopping and talking to, but sometimes I'm just like, I got to pretend to be on the phone right now or whatever. You know what I think? It's like, I just want to go home. And I didn't want to add another person in the rotation. I was afraid that would happen.

Turns out that's not the case. That's nice. That's great. Yeah. My San Francisco City Twin was one of my longest relationships up to that point. Did you guys ever break the seal? Never.

Never. And also, also, it would be with my San Francisco one, because we'd see each other at crazy hours and crazy neighborhoods. Oh, yeah. Really? Like, whoa, 3 a.m. in the Fillmore, this dude is here. What it was? And we'd see each other and just like, that's interesting. It was really, he was, it was, it was a crazy. That was a crazy one. I wonder if you guys would have been like best friends because clearly there was some similar interests

there that landed you in these places. Yeah, but I don't know how many those similar interests were. Yeah. And it was just always weird. It was just, it was just weird, man. Or sometimes we'd see each other with, we'd both be with groups of people. My San Francisco City twin, yeah. But this neighborhood guy, he's good. Yeah. We're in the same building, though. He lives in my building. Okay, yeah.

When you came over and we went for a walk-a-s-song. Yep. You got to introduce it. You got to meet him. I met him. He didn't meet him. No, we don't talk to each other. You got to meet him. You got to go up and talk.

Oh, let him know. Yeah. That's not meeting him. That's letting him know. You got to see if he has a Sean. Oh, like Bizarro Seinfeld? Is there a dude who lives in like Austin? Who flies in every now and then.

I will say the gym he takes his yarmikoff. He's got a yarmaca. He's a yarmulica? Yeah. I figured that would have been first. Way too late in this story for that to come up. We got a yarmica guy over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, great, yeah. Where's a yarmaca walks around the neighborhood? That is the neighborhood. It's a yarmaca-ass neighborhood. Seems like he's doing business a lot. You live in Beverly Hills, they call it. I live in Pico Robertson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Across the street. Yeah. Well, they call it Beverly Hills, because it's full of like. I thought you were making a funny joke. I don't know. They really, that's fun. That's what they call it. Oh, that's where I live?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, cool. Because it's full of yarmacas. I didn't know this. How's the neighborhood? A lot of yarmacas. I like everybody's hats. Very nice.

Yeah. We celebrate all hats. We, but like specifically active everyday yamika wearing like orthodox and conservative Jews that's like a big community over there. There's several guys who wear them in the gym. Yeah. I would like to see that. Oh, dude.

I told you about my guy who's sending me Instagram shit from the No. Look at you got to see this guy. Is anybody moving plates with the Yamaka? None of the super strong guys, but Eric, this guy who WhatsApps me Instagram recipes and asks me what my wife is. Sounds a lot like friend, Raya. Is this a Jewish guy name? Not necessarily. But also look at his Instagram photo. Or his WhatsApp photo. Can you put anything on a Yamika? What do you mean? Could you say the name and I'll bleep it? Now that's a Jew.

That's what David says every time he sees him. That's not what I say. That's not what I say. He likes me because he likes my water bottle. Just based on his... Oh, yeah, there is Hebrew in that picture. There's Hebrew in the picture. But also the lion.

And the lion. He's buff. I would... Without getting into this any further, I would guess that this man is in Israeli. Okay. Yeah. He's buff.

Buff, that lion. He loves my water bottle because it says I love my wife on it. I heart my wife. And he says, I love it. But then recently he came up to me and he was like, are you trying to lose weight? And I was like, oh, yeah, I lost a lot of weight. He was like, me, 1,200 calories. And then he sends me, those are recipes.

Oh, really? Those are Instagram recipes that he has sent me via WhatsApp somehow. He's on 1,200 a day? That's what he, I think. And he's in the gym like that? He's, but he's in the gym for a long time. He walks, he's kind of like a mayor of the gym. He's a Tiscani thing.

Well, Tisconi's a quiet mayor of a gym. He's in there for like three hours. Can you put designs on a yamika? Do people ever do that? Or is it got to be, you know. Like a Nike swim can. Oh, yeah. Dude, there were people like.

There were designs. Oh, yeah. There were kids like, you'll get like if a Chicago Cubs logo up there. One that looks like a chocolate chip cookie. Literally anything. Very cute. Yeah. I'm just wanted if there's gym yarmikas with like skulls and crossbones on them.

Could be. Not that I saw, but I don't know. It's a wild. My gym, it's a wild crew. I'd like to see. I'm going to come work out of your gym. Yeah, come on. Alex Clinton came the other day.

Yeah. Yeah, that's good. David? It's not nice. That's fine. My gym's not nice. Yeah, mine's not nice at all. Doesn't have marble floors.

Hey, I don't, I am gymless now. Come to mine. I could go to L.I. I could go there. I don't care of people know where I work. I could go to L.M. Fitness on the boulevard. Yeah. Come. Come see me at L.

fitness on the boulevard, dude. Throwing plates. Stopping, benching halfway through my set because my elbow hurts. Man, that elbow shit. Fuck. I'm at Planet Fitness on Hollywood, or on Foster, sorry. Are you? I'm at LA Fitness. Redacted.

David, you have the first pick in the dogs draft. Snoopy. Yeah, that's the first dog. Top tier coolest dog. Generationally, no one's got a problem. Nobody hates Snoopy. Jazz dog. Jazz dog.

Fire pilot A fighter pilot dog Yeah You know He really could do it all A real like A renaissance dog Yeah Bon Vavant

Yeah Bon Vavant Does Snoopy communicate Did he make sounds That was him That was him right there Stuff like that Yeah Yeah

Danced He could do it all It's a great dancer Great dancer Yeah One of the first famous dog Great friend Really cared about Woodstock

Oh yeah Yes Peanuts I love stupid And I love watching I love watching like every Christmas I will watch the Peanuts Christmas and like Thanksgiving and Halloween

I'll watch all of them They're not good Really? Right? They hold a spot though They hold a spot I like that Man where are they good

They're fine I have to go back maybe They're not funny And maybe it's that it's like a cartoon It's just that you were a kid Yeah But they never felt they talk like adults.

Yeah, they talk like adults. And that's kind of why it's funny, right? Yeah. Like the fact that like... There's therapy. Yeah, and like Lucy's like telling all our problems while Schroeder just plays the...

Like, it all felt very adult. Is that the meta joke to it, do you think? Like the governing principle of peanuts? Brother, I might not get peanuts. I think we don't... What I want to know is in the 60s, 50s, or whenever

it was 50s, 60s, 70s, 70s, Did people get it? Were people like, this shit's good? I think they must have because it was really popular. Yeah. And if you think about it, if they were doing therapy and stuff like that, it's kids doing therapies in the 60s. Yeah.

That seems like it's probably pretty progressive. If you're a 73-year-old who's been reading The New Yorker. Please. Your whole life. Please hit us up and let us know if Peanuts ever had a like that. We just want to get peanuts. We want to. I don't know why I did it.

Peanutty X. which is where you dance like, stupid, until you lose weight. I'm in. I'm gonna stick with eugenics, but yeah, I'm in. I remember this Puerto Rican guy worked with all he used to lie about doing P90X.

He'd always be like, I just started P90X, but like over the two years I worked there, he did like eight times. It was always people had just started. No one was like cut up and like, what's your secret P90X? Nobody did all of the 90s.

Everyone who was like cut on P90X was on the payroll. Yeah. Would you do P90X now? I don't really know what it is. Like caffeine pills? No, it's videos. No, it was a video. It was like you get shredded in 90 days. Yeah.

Is it where they get the videos and it just the first video says diet and that's the whole first video, it just says diet? That is the secret. But you had to like order it on TV, right? Yeah. I remember my buddy's dad had the solo flex. You remember that shit? That whole in-home workout. I remember both flexes.

Never seen. It was like a same. Same idea. Okay. Never got used. It was a fucking drying rack the first day. I was going to say I feel like I've seen a lot of abandoned... A lot of clothes hanging out.

I've seen an abandoned Nordic track. You remember that? Yes. Yeah, the side to side. The cross-country skiing machine. My mom had, she had the thigh master and that wheel that you sit up with. Oh, the ab wheel? That's a legit thing.

That's still like my gym has those. Hard. Hard. Hard. Yeah. Shane's doing 100 pushups and 100 sit-ups a day. That's easy. 100 shups in a day, it's hard, man.

100 shubs is easy. He looks strong, though. He looks beefy. He looks real strong. You can do 100 push-ups in a day. 100 sit-ups, easy. 100 push-ups, when I did those who can't. That's 4-25s.

10-10. I know that. You can't do 25 push-ups? It's tough. I don't have a lot of upper body. Well, you just started going to the gym. You're going to be there. It was my Those Who Can't Week.

That was my challenge on there. There was 100 push-ups a day. That's second day. I thought I was going to die when I tried to do it. Really? Mm-hmm. First day was fine. I got them.

I think I did 10-10s. I might have a misconception of push-ups. Give a shot after this. No, I do. No, I do. No, I do. You know. Are you doing 100 a day?

No, but I do, because I have the chest routine of the gym. Is this good podcast? Yes. Are we just really deep in it? I have the chat. We just haven't hung out. We did start talking about Snoopy. I have the chess routine that I do with the gym.

And then, like, I will supplement. I probably do about 50 pushups a day. Okay. And then also every other day like, but it's just two sessions of 25. You have your knees on the ground, right? You do those ones? I don't pick anything off the ground. I lay there and I.

Slam on the ground like I'm having a fit. I do the idea of push-ups. Oh. You do them in the therapy pool? And I'm like, oh, damn. My body doesn't move, but my spirit does. We used to sit in the therapy pool and there was this guy who would do pull-ups, but halfway in the water.

so they're not hard at all. And so he would do, but I mean he would do like 500. And so he'd just be sitting there going crazy in a therapy pool where we were doing aqua-chee. That was the vibe of the therapy pool. Who's we? What are you talking about? I'd go there with Joey and Adam and we'd do aqua-chee.

What time period is this? I don't know what the fuck you're saying. That was a crazy. The way he just brought that up was nice. We were doing aqua-chit. Is this a story from your future when you're like 70? this happens 50 years from now no we'd sit and do aquaichi

Adam and Joey and I and this guy would do like 500 crazy in the water it looked like he was getting attacked by a shark it was just thrashing all over the place and why were you guys doing aquaichi because it was dope dude this girl's Zelda I think

she used to run aquaichi what the fucking it was straight up like a bunch of 70 year old women and then three of us who were firmly in our 20s Zelda old that's an old ass name she was probably 70 How did you get in there? We just walked in. We had memberships to the center.

Anyone could take Aqua Chi. It was just a class they did every... You've said Aquitie 80 times. Put Tai Chi in the pool. I think I had an insecure reaction to the amount of working out Shane is doing. On the one hand, I think I... I didn't do where I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why is he getting nuts?

He's all shredded up now. I could do that. But that doesn't make it not impressive that Shane is doing it. And my immediate reaction was one of, I came from an insecure place. I swear when I see it on Instagram and I'm by myself. Yeah. Yeah. I look at it and go, fuck.

We should draft the gym. Especially like in New Orleans when we're in a gym. Yeah, we will be in the gym. I already feel like I'm talking about it too much. Sean Yol and you'll have like a month of gym under your belt by that point. Y'all? Y'all? You will.

Good job, Shane. Can I go? Yes. Barf. from space balls. Ooh, that's a good one. I'm a mog. Half man, half dog.

I'm my own best friend. I was talking to somebody the other day. Oh, I can't say who it was. I don't know if they'd want. They're a public figure. That means you weren't really talking to anyone. I was really. Can we bleep it?

They're a public figure and I don't want to air them out. Can I bleep it? Yes. This is a lot of trust, though, because you have to trust them to bleep it. Do you ever listen? I trust like 100%. Yeah, whatever ever. I was being humorous.

No, I don't think so. That was an insecure reaction. Are you two conspiring? Now Sean's the insecure when I'm good. Yes. Yes. What do you think we talk about on our basketball podcast? Fuck Sean.

We talk about basketball for five minutes to lose you. Oh, to make sure. And then you just see a little light go out. All right, he's gone. It's the government can only listen for 15 minutes. All right. So you keep peeing in a shampoo. That's spaceboats.

Or no, casino. Casino. Yeah. I was... Okay. Go ahead. So you super have to... Yeah, yeah, I got you.

Can you ever just put in a fake name over it? Like put you saying something? Who should I put? I don't know. That's you. Something that rhymes with... There ain't one. I have to believe that.

Yeah, of course. Shit, we're in too deep. Yeah. This person... It was Pete Davidson. It was Pete Davidson. Yeah. This person was talking about how they didn't see space balls

until they were a grown-up and how it's not funny. And it made me have to like go back and be like, oh, is it? No, that's not true. Okay. I mean, I haven't seen it forever. It's an opinion, but that's just it's hilarious. This person liked other Mel Brooks movies.

There's... But just that it was like a very stupid... It's really... More stupid than clever. I don't know. But they jammed the radar. I like that. They also, we combed the desert and then the two guys were the Afro pick. Yeah. We ain't found shit. Yeah, that's funny.

The movie's pretty funny. Yeah. Yogurt. I mean, I didn't know. That's the thing, yogurt is like, that's a pretty, it's just his name's yogurt. It's funny. This piece of the hut. I think it's funny word to say.

But I get, their case was a compelling one, though I did not agree with them on it. It's probably not as funny as I remember it, but it's also stars got John Candy. Yeah. We got Bill Pullman. Yeah. We got Rick Moranis. Sure. It's star studded.

You know, there's another one coming out. I do. Yeah. And the scroll is the only part I've seen. Who's in it? I don't know. Rick Moranis is back. Wait.

Is that public? Yeah, I think, well, how, yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, okay. I know the guys who wrote it. If I know it, it's public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I know it is public. Okay.

But yeah, Barf in that is just very funny. He's dancing to Bon Jovi in the beginning, eating his dog food out of like an ice cream. Or is it ice cream he's eaten. I just thought it was dog food. Maybe it's ice cream. And he's just dancing, hits him with his tail a bunch. Yeah.

He just really, it's just a fun. I need to watch all run aback. He's charming. Yeah, John Candy, man. I still haven't watched that documentary. I can't watch it. Boy, he had a lot to give, I bet, still. It'll hurt your feelings.

I will, I can't watch a fat guy dies early movie. Can't do it. It's like a Hamnet thing, too, where I'm just like, I don't want to be in the headspace that's going to put me in. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Barf. I mean, that alone is very funny.

Fun to say, you know, barf. I remember when I was a kid, I'm like, Barf? He just named himself Bart. Can you do that? You can just be Barf? Can you call Barf? I'm in. What else he got?

time for my first pick all right I'm gonna take God there's a lot of first round talent left I'm gonna go ahead and take Airbud dude Just purely I notice I'm silent

Why are you silent elaborate? Because I hate airbud Why do you hate airbud We've done this here Because he took a kid spot? Yeah, that's right Yeah yeah yeah yeah Because he won?

But I respect You like you Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm just saying, as far as what this dog was capable of, he was basically like Sam Houser or like Steve Kerr, hanging out on the ark, shooting threes, right? Wasn't that air buds?

I don't think I ever saw it. I don't think he was taking it to the hole. He didn't dunk. I thought he dunked. Did airbud dunk? Isaac did earbud dunk? I haven't seen an airbud in several. Can I say something now?

I haven't seen it either. I don't think I've seen it either. I'm taking off reputation alone. I think I've seen clip here and there I know I've watched a little YouTube We were all a little old for Airbud Yeah But he's a big dog

And he's all I think I saw Airbud when it was new Maybe that's what maybe I wouldn't like him The football one Wide uh wide retriever golden receiver golden receiver Oh wide retriever would have worked too World Pup the soccer one Uh huh yeah Airbud dominates like like nonsense Bo Jackson

Has there been a dog who dominated skills Across the board like Prime Time Like Airbud Prime Time bow Kind of a Dion Sanders type dog. But I think because none of us have really seen it. Did he hit it with his nose and that's how he would like bop it up?

Yeah. You know how hard you'd have to hit a basketball with your nose to get it from a three point? Well, that's not like he wasn't sacrificing. I don't know that. Your nose is just busted. Won the game. He was leaving it all on the court. You have arms.

You're a man. Yeah, that is true. Thank you. Can you imagine pitching it going into a room with an executive and being like, yeah, So the dog plays. Do you think that's a situation where somebody went into a room? Or was that like at a party? I think a lot of cocaine went into a room.

Yeah. They got a party. I don't think they like put it on the books. We're going to, I don't think they pitched airbutt around town. I think there was probably a video of a dog who could like on like a Fisher Price basket, like nose a ball into the hoop. Your face you go. Who could, you know. I think somebody did cocaine off of that picture.

Yeah. And I think that got us airbud. But still, a lot of people. like union guys had to set up lights on a set and when they went home to talk to their partner what's the movie you're working on? It's about a dog who joins a children basketball. What's the movie you're working on? Listen, I'm just happy to be out of prison. One day at a time. I got a job.

I don't understand the script but no more three hots and a cop for your boy. I'm out here working. Everybody's my first dog. My second dog. That's a good dog. That's a good dog. That's a good dog. I got to take Scooby-Doo. Yeah, yeah, Scooby-Doo.

That's a famous dog. I love mysteries. Scooby-Doo solves mysteries. I love a dog that hangs out with a guy. Yeah. They're great friends. They understand each other. It's not weird for them.

They're both cowards and gluttons. Damn. Dang. That hurts if you call that. They're cowards and gluttons, and I like that. You're a coward and a glutton. They're cowards and gluttons, but they so often help. help save the day.

Would it be wild if a dog just got you the way the Scooby gets shaggy? People get, oh, like I understood you. Were you going to say people get got all the time? There's a whole dog breed. There's a whole dog breeds

based on the idea of getting you. People get God all the time. You can get God. People get God every day. Yeah. If you were understood by somebody the way. Yes, yes.

If the dog just, if your dog was actually your homie like that. I believe in the expanse of the universe, that's possible. I do think... I do, too. I don't know what I don't believe in.

From what I understand. I don't know if you really break it down. I think I believe in everything. I bet you there's love out there somewhere. Somewhere. Somewhere. Isaac. There is. It's out there.

Yeah. There's somebody out there driving a red car with white interior. It's just looking for you. There's some white leather dick destroy. A white aluminum dick destroyer. That sounds so scary. That's a much worse guy. That's a much worse hang.

That does sound like a bummer. Hey, I'm the white leather dick destroyer. Oh. WLDD.D. You gotta watch out. Weirdly that guy's wearing all red leather. Oh my gosh. Oh, man.

Oh, man. It's just so you don't see him coming. Look like Brutus from Popeye with their dick rippers just to walk around. It would be fun. That would be a great way to introduce it. Like if someone got on stage at Jumbos Clown Room, the white leather Dick Destroyer. Yeah. In the rafters.

Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo. Another great theme song. Scooby-Doo-Doo. Where are you? Are you? Real 60s. Haunted woman summer.

Who's saying that? I don't know. Was somebody famous? Scooby's in the Doobies. Scooby's the theme song. It feels like it was somebody famous. It's funny they named the whole show after the dog, but he wasn't. Did he solve stuff?

Did he like lead him in the right way? He could talk. Isn't that enough? A little bit. Is that not enough? I guess he could. If a dog could talk like that, you'd be like, yeah, I can decipher it. Yeah, he could talk a lot for a dog.

Rover Rare What was just ours? What did you say? I'm hungry Said I'm hungry Larry Marks was the first person in the second song Then George A Robertson

Okay Larry and George Nobody It was written by David Mook and Ben Raleigh I knew that Yeah Those are my picks Rangry

Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Rang Raghie Ramb I want to get rocked up. It was grim. Jesus Christ. Why are you getting Scooby to a boner? Fucked up, not rocked up. Oh.

Hammered. Sounded like rocked up. That's what I thought you said too. I don't think you'd be telling Jaggy. I think your heart said rocked up. Oh, my mind was, okay. I'll navigate that later. That's all right.

Why you're watching Ella McKay? I'll navigate that later. When I'm veging out later. I'll burn that bridge. I'm going to veg out. I'm going to keep it. Was it me? Keep it 100.

I'm going to keep it animated. I'm going to keep it animated. I'm going Brian Griffin. Possibly divisive because people have their opinions about family guy. I've always thought it was funny. It's funny. I've always enjoyed it. I don't really, I know there's beefs there, but I think Brian is a really funny character.

Always have. Real pretentious. It's funny that he wants to be a writer. Yes. He always says it's faster than the speed of love. Come on. That's such a funny book title. That is really funny.

And he's an absolute scumbag. All he tries to do is fuck girls. He's so shallow. Have you gone back and watched Family Guy? Or do you still watch Family Guy? I'm not up on it, I don't think. Are you tuning into animation domination on Fox? No.

Okay. Like, it's on, though, a lot. I'll probably watch it when I'm veging out later today. When you're kicking back? Yeah, feet up, veg is out. Get home, get my veg out. No, when you say your veg is out. Yeah.

Do you mean? Jacking off My left testicle The radish I got fingernail Polish I got fingernail polish worm Get all

Buffalo Billy Put the wings We need to have guests We need a guest Also it's good You don't live alone It would be nuts I can't imagine

She's going to She's going out of town this weekend Uh-oh Sight Did she take a max Or you just the No No

World's not perfect. No, no, no. No, but I think I'm going to take Max to a movie. Is she going to Orlando? No, I'd go to Denver. Oh. Going to Bruce Hornsby. Really?

With who? Red Rocks? Her girl? Her girl? Her girl, Rick? She's some guy she meant on friend Raya. She swears it's all good. He's married to.

I got nothing to worry about. Because that's two covenants that would have to be. broken. Can't happen. You can't break you coming into the Brooks Hornsby show. Hey, what does Bruce Horsby close on? Probably, is it Mandolin rain or mandolin rain?

That's just the way it is, right? Oh, maybe. One of those. Those are the famous ones, though. Okay. Is that as far west as Hornsby's coming? He's not coming to Porn on? I don't think he is because I think it would have got brought up.

Bruce. What's his tour called? I don't know. Around the horn? Around the Hornsby? Could be any one of those. Leaving a Bruce? I'm looking it up.

The Bruce Brothers? It's boringly not latent. It's not named. Bruce Hornsby live. Just Bruce Hornsby and the noise makers. Hornsby and the Covenant Breakers? Horns Bruce B? Pass me a Bruce B?

Any of these would be great. Isaac, can you send that to Bruce Hornsby's people? I will do that right now. Thank you. Brian from family guy. Sure. Yeah. At the time, I loved it.

And I have no crosswords to say about it now. I've not gone back. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I haven't watched Family Guy in years. But were you a family guy? I was up on it, like you said. Yeah, I didn't have any gripes towards it. Like a lot of, it feels like for a minute there,

everybody was hating it, probably because it was successful. And it was trying to butt up against South Park, which... I think it also hit some tropes that got annoying, but in the way that a lot of shit does. I thought that South Park taken on Family Guy was a little like, why are we doing this? It did feel interesting where you're like, you're both out here saying, like family guy, I didn't have a bad message or anything.

No, but they like dinged it for being like random. Like that's like if, you know, like if whatever. That's the formula of the show and it worked. I always, because I remember when they did that, but it's like, yeah, the cutaways, they're fun. I didn't, I didn't think of it. And they did it well. It felt a little weird to me. It felt a little like, a little bit.

What are you punching like downish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would be nice if South Park came through. How much of your brain, oh, that was funny.

How much of your brain right now is still thinking about shaving? 40%. To be honest. You feel a little haunted by it. I can't get it out of there. Now my life is just speeding towards Wednesday. Like, that's all, that's what I exist for. It's going to be a slur.

You're just going to be staring at the clock when you get home? I'm thinking about all the things. I'm like, okay, well. It's like somebody's saying you're going to fight after school. Yeah. It's like I got shut to do tomorrow night, and then I got to wake up early. So tomorrow's probably going to fly.

We got three of these days. I remember those days when the few, when there were scheduled fights that I was supposed to be involved in in some fashion. Yeah. And just how, I'm like, man, I wish school could just fly by like this on a normal day.

Yeah. That'd be awesome when I wasn't terrified all day. I'm not, I don't think I'm going to get beat up. I just, I just feel like I got to get it all. Yeah. I don't know, man. There's an answer waiting for you.

Your neighborhood twin might, you might shake him a little bit when he sees you with no facial. If he stops wearing the amoeca. Whoa. Is he still wearing athletic shorts? Yeah. And then the San Andreas fault lines.

He also, he's a squat guy. Is he a squat guy? Aggressive, like... Big Polish legs. Dog, he was doing the shit. He was doing squats and jumping. Whoa. Yeah.

Nobody in there's too bad. He was... Maybe that's also why I didn't talk to him. Yeah, I'd be careful. There's dudes that do that and they'll do like a kickflip. They'll like squat whatever. A lot, it looks like, and then they'll do a kickflip with the squat bar, like with the bar on their shoulders. What?

That'd be crazy, right? With weight on it? Did you see this? Is this a video you saw one time? There's, there's, it'll happen every now and again. AI? No, I don't think so. I'll try to find one later.

Dave, I'm vegging the fuck out, dude. David, it's number of your second and third. I don't know why I think that's so funny. Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven. Oh, I was talking about all my wife earlier. Quintessential, cool guy, dog. Is this his name Charlie B. Barkin or something like that? I think it is.

Yeah, that was his stand-up special. Everyone gets it at a Charlie B. Barkin show. You're correct. It's Charlie B. Barkin, right? Charlie B. Barkin. God, that's red. That's so funny, though. He was just the coolest dog.

He's just the coolest. Okay. Did they all die in all dogs go to heaven? He dies in the beginning. Spoiler alert. Sorry. No, if you haven't. If you haven't saw the dog.

I'm joking. You're kidding. It's really. It's really bad. He gets like double-crossed. Damn, by other dogs? He's like a schemer dog. He's a bad guy too, though.

Early on. But he's a bad guy that you root for. Yeah, in New Orleans. And he's friends with Dom Deloese. Yeah. He's a scheming New Orleans dog. Yeah. Who dies and goes to heaven, right?

Yeah. But then he steals. Go down there, Gemba Lai, I got Charlie be barking. I thought he tricked his way into heaven. Did he trick his way into heaven? It's been a long time since I've seen him. Oh, it shows him in heaven. From heaven.

And then he has to go back to earth, but then he does something pure of heart. Then he hangs out with that little girl who's been kidnapped or something. So it's a good, it's a posit, it's not a sad. No, it's a cartoon still. But a dog dies twice. Damn, it's pretty fucking sad. And his name's Charlie B. Barkin. That's uplifting.

His name is Charlie B. Barking, which is like, that's pretty cool. Charlie B. Barkin. So Charlie B. Barkin. I wonder if they wrote the whole movie around that. Someone just said Charlie B barking one night, and they're like, well, we got to figure it. figure out something. They were like the huge mountain of cocaine. I mean,

this came up with all these dog movies at the same night. I'd love to know how much cocaine is a rollout. We got a five-year rollout. We have a dog movie every quarter. Listen, this is all dependent on the deal of the merchandising with Bandai.

Bandai was supposed to make 10,000 dog toys. They made 100,000 dog toys. Which means they're willing to help finance dog movie every quarter. I bet we're not that far off. Probably not. Charlie B. Barkin. He was voiced by Bert Reynolds.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was cool. Yeah. He's a German Shepherd, right? Yeah, German Shepherd. Yeah, yeah. One of the rare good German Shepherd's.

I was going to say they all seem racist. I always thought that. And your third pick. Oh, this dog, this is like, you know he's cool and you have no reason for why. Yeah. Beethoven. Yeah, you do know he's cool and you have no reason for why. What was he doing?

But he was awesome. That's all I remember. I know I loved that movie. He was just ruining Ruining Charles Groden's life, basically. I feel like he ate a lot of turkey. Yeah. Wrecked everything in the house,

every chance he got. Wasn't Little Richard in the movie? I think so. That sounds. Or he sang him a song? What you need to do if Beethoven's around does not have two people move a sheetcake.

Yeah, I don't have anything delicate being transported. Not like out of a truck into a home. Definitely not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't have that or a tall wedding cake. Yeah. Or any kind of tray of anything. And one thing Beethoven's going to do, he's going to get into a chase. Yeah.

Don't have your table set. Absolutely don't have the table set. What's the plot of Beethoven? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. And I don't really want to know. It always stressed me out when I watched it because I even as a kid. Boy, he's really getting that place messy.

Isn't there like a Beethoven the third? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot. I think they made sure they kept making them until Beethoven the 5th. Beethoven's 5th. Yeah, Beethoven's 5th. You have to. I mean, if you're on the Beethoven's fourth, you have, I mean, you have to.

But look at him. He looks so happy. He's got that turkey leg under the table. Beethoven. The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this movie is 31%. It is not apparently a good movie. Well, that Rottenam's... $147 million, dude.

Sure. People love seeing dogs on television. On, you know... They did you. On what budget? What's the budget? Oh, it made that. So the budget doesn't matter.

Oh, no, that was the box office. They don't have the budget listed. So there were thieves. Two thieves steal a group of puppies from a pet store. A San Bernard puppy escapes and sneaks into the home of the Newton family. But the dad is a control-freaking workaholic who does not want a dog. What his wife and the kids do. Okay.

Then he quickly grows into a large dog. And then Charles Grosin's got to clean up after this lovable but slobbery mischievous animal. Becomes an important part of the family. They bring him to a veterinarian for a routine. medical exam, unaware that he is secretly involved in unethical animal experiments and is seeking large skull dogs

to test ammunition on? What? Who is? The doctor. The vet. Dr. Varnick. So then Dr. Varnik tells Grodin of a supposed mental instability

among St. Bernard's that makes them dangerous and violent. Phrenology. That sounds dark. What? I don't remember Beethoven at all. I just remember the song. Roll over Beethoven.

I remember the mischief in the song. This movie's crazy. I remember this dog-killing veterinarian. It's an animal cruelty-based movie. You guys want to go see the new animal cruelty-based movie? So they were trying to like, this is crazy. The doctor fakes a dog attack after hitting Beethoven a bunch and getting to bark at them, they need to use this fake blood.

Wow. Narnly. We got to watch Beethoven. We should watch Beethoven. We should do a Beethoven deep dive. It's not got to do Roman J. John Hughes left the Beethoven script for Universal Pictures when he parted ways with the studio. He left it?

He was like, hey. And then it was written by his fake name, Edmund Dantes. That was his fake name. So John Hughes wrote this movie. Edmund Dantes? The dogs were owned by. Eleanor Keaton who is the wife of Buster Keaton

Beethoven's a Keaton? A Keaton! He's a Buster Keaton? He's show business royalty? And there were 12 Batovens. Whoa. What? How many movies were there? That's in the first one.

How'd they split the royalties? Oh no. And it won the best feature film at the Genesis Awards, whatever those were. Oh, the Humane Society. I probably could be 12. Okay, yeah. Well, sure. Who else was a balto? I don't know that they need an award.

show. Hey, that being said, if you need a writer for the Genesis Award, I will do it. Also, I'll present. We'll host whatever. Yeah, what you need. I'll ride for the Genesis Awards for sure. Loud big Von Beef Oven. Loud Big Von Beef oven.

My favorite Shantora's nickname. Fart, Barfnuckle. And hey, we'll be right back with Moral Fantasy Everything. We're back with Moral Fantasy Everything. And it's time for Sean Jordan to make his third pick. Clifford, the big red dog. He is big. Yeah.

The big red dog. Love that guy. Fan of the literature. Are you? I never saw the movie. Are you a fan of the literature? I mean, I read it. I can't stop reading.

Yeah, I've read a thousand books this year. You should mix in a Clifford now. You read two big chapter books. Now just a little clippert to take the edge off and then go back into it. You know, I never think to count the books that I read to Max every night. I'm reading hundreds of books a year. How many books do you, is Max getting the night? I'm right three, three or four.

Yeah. Every now and again, they are a little. Little long. And they're children's books, but I'm like, when you say a little long. Which book? 15 pages. Sometimes where I'm like, I don't got this kind of time.

Yeah. Shit, I shouldn't have read Bright Sword doer. I, yeah. Arthur's getting like four or five a night. When he starts to get a pin, he's still getting the little ones, I assume, right? Like the hungry caterpillar and stuff. Yeah, we're still reading that.

But I'm mixing in some, like, slightly longer kids' books. King Big Goods in the bathtub. When does he get to, like, sideways stories from Playside school. Data cannot wait to read them that one. Man, those things went up. I think they're like seven or eight. Okay.

We're kind of like where the sidewalk ends and stuff now. We're starting to do that. We're Max just starting to get how goofy it is. Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too. Oh, yeah. What about like Roll doll? Like, is she going longer with it? I don't.

The Giant Peach type. No, not yet. I mean, I feel like when she starts reading. Witches is good, too. Then we will. Yeah. Roll doll, big anti-Simon. And we really, we really side.

Yeah. Is that what Witches was about? It's a big anti-Semite, but... We're a Roll Doll household, so we kind of... Well, I side on that. That makes sense. I didn't know that about the peach. He's a bad guy, right?

Well, he's a big anti-Semite, but, like, I think in our house, we've decided to be like, well, he's dead. Right. So we're still going to fuck with Roll Doll books. Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel like as soon as she starts reading, picking out what she wants, then it'll be more. We can split the reading.

I also suck at reading out loud, which is something I'm hoping to remedy with these books. Yeah. That I'm reading. But I still suck at it. You can say Ickle me pick. Are you reading a book out loud? To her, I read books out loud. Oh, I'm sitting there reading once in a lot of time at Hollywood out loud.

Hey, Laura, I'm going to be reading out loud in the office. Why you go to bed? They say some crazy shit in there. And once a part of time in Hollywood, too. I couldn't read it out loud. Yeah, yeah. What are you going to read next? Do you know yet?

I don't. I still have a few books that I bought that are just sitting there. So maybe I'll try to. What are they? I can't remember. Books, just books that I thought I'd read. Club? I read it.

He's read it. Read it last year. Oh, you know what I should read as anatomy. A love story. You love it? I have two copies sitting in our house. Time for my third and fourth

picks. I'm going to take Laika, the dog that went to space. Ooh. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, I believe died up there, but.

What a ride, though. All dogs go to heaven. Who do you go up with? He was a Soviet dog. who got sent up in 1957. He was one of the first animals in space and the first to orbit the earth.

He was a stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow. She, she, she flew. I'm not talking about the pilot. The ship. She flew aboard the Sputnik two spacecraft launched in a low orbit as the technology arena

of the atmosphere had not been developed like his survival was not expected. Well, it gets sadder from here. So they have to say, Jesus. They took her up no idea. And they, not expected as insane. We don't expect her.

to survive. She's going to die. Just come right down and say. But a hero. God, if you're a dog, what a crazy, where you're like, whoa, what's going on up here? A dog, a dog, I feel bad for having gone into it at all, but a dog that went to space. A dog who went to space. First

animal to orbit the earth. That is an important dog. Are they bringing animals up anymore? They kind of did they cap it? Like, what's the point? Maybe they're bringing like ants and stuff up, you know? I gotcha. Well, they're probably. bringing up a couple of house flies, you know, maybe some cockroaches on the ship, you know, they got to have bugs.

We're like sneaking into the, I don't know that they do have. There's no bugs on those, huh? Probably not like loose bugs. What if somebody has? They're pretty sterile environments. Somebody has crabs. Yeah, man. Or like a tick, a little stowaway tick?

I don't know. I'm sure they're getting pretty hard physicals, actually. Yeah, they probably check everywhere. But. You know who's ever done drugs up in space? Yes. You do? What do you think they did?

You can't smoke anything up there. I don't think they have a big bong up there? Well, I'm saying you can't smoke. Nnarly bong rips. I think they've probably had some, like, experiments with, like, the effects of alcohol or, I bet alcohol is getting. Oh, they drink. They're famously they drank up there. That's what they're telling us at NASA.

That they drank up there? Yep. Yep. That when we, oh, what the heck did she say? Like the, the space station, all the countries. we'll get together and have drinks. Yeah. Like the Russians will bring up vodka and stuff.

That's right. They do drink. But I guess it hits them hard. I bet. I wonder why. Sounds awesome. Yeah. Like of the space, doc.

All right. And then to make things a little lighter, I'm going to take Rolf from the Muppets. Oh, that's fun. Piano playing dog. Yeah. Cool guy. Cool dude.

Good attitude. Yeah, I love a cool dog. Has a job. Is it a vaudeville troupe? Yeah. But an artist, you know? How'd Rolf talk? I can't remember. Did Rolf talk?

I think he did talk. Yeah, wasn't he like... Oh, was he smooth? Hey, what's up? My name's Rolf. Rolf, I think he kind of talked like this. Yeah. Right? Does that I think of right? A little jazz cigarettes.

Now I've got to look about Rolf talks. Rolf Muppets. Rolf Muppets. I know a guy named Rolf. Me too. Paulston Pye, did. He was so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

Yeah, well, I was a puppy. And I was a little puppy. Yeah. Like he's just moonlighting in a bar Yeah He's like an old blues musician Rolf He's a good one

He's a good dude Yeah He's a fun chat He looks like Like a king Charles Spaniel That's kind of what he looks like Yeah He looks soft

You want to pet his ears Yeah He looks like he's got good Listening ears You know Yeah If you got a problem He'll just play the piano

For well Did you guys see the new Muppets? No There was a new little Muppets special Sabrina Carpenter They came in on Disney Plus Did not

It's good I've not seen it Show Max You should show Max I Or you should Vech out And watch it

You could veg out. I might fetch out. Have you thought about maxing or relaxing? I'm not, but I'm just going to veg, dude. Take a bath? You got a bathtub. You're a funeral. That's your bath noise?

Oh, yeah. Front door open. Anyone's welcome. Come on in. I'm all wet. Is that a real cactus? What are you looking at? Is there something you're looking out at the window?

No. I was looking down and then it looked up and the light really blinded me, so I like did a little. lined it by the light, we rubbed up like a deuce, another runner in the night? Oh, no. Can I? Is it my turn? Yeah.

It's fake? Can I pick? Can I pick the shaggin wagon from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, sure. I don't care. Isaac? I don't know what that is. It's a car.

Have you seen Dumb and Dumber? It's not a dog. If it's not a dog, then you can't pick it in the dog's draft. It is a car. That looks like a dog. Look it up. Look it up and then like your first reaction. Don't think.

First reaction. Don't think act. Don't think act. No. No. All right. Max from the Grinch. There it is.

Thought the shagging wagon was going to work. It's a good idea. But Isaac says no, dude. Isaac did say no. Isaac doesn't really like us to have fun rift. So I'll just say, Max the dog from the Grinch. I hate comedy action.

What was your fun riff? Let's see. I didn't have it yet. That's what Riffin is. I don't know what it was going to be. Let's say you took a shaggin wagon. I can't. I'm in a different headspace now.

Let's say you two for shagin wagon. I didn't. What a great pick, the shagging wagon. I love that. I love it too. Isaac said yes. I can't strike it from the record. You guys ever been on a date?

Weird. It is crazy. Weird stuff, man. When she thinks different political stuff and you get into it really heated on your first date. You know? What am I? How old is Christy now? I'm trying to think of a dog pun.

Trying to think of a president's name dog pun and I can't do it. A funeral Rufsabelt? See, it was technically a riff. That counts, God damn it. Max, it's a dope dog. The same name as my daughter. The Grinch, I like The Grinch. Somebody pointed out I shouldn't have got that in the holiday movies

because it was a made-for-TV, like, television show special. It wasn't a movie. Did you win? I did. Yeah. I think I won that draft. Strike it from the record? No, can't do it.

It's struck from the record. Yeah, it's our win now. Yeah. Max. I won it. I'm the one with the extra seven bones. on that episode. Like Max, a good meaning dog,

knows the Grinch has a heart of gold, tries their best to get the Grinch over to the good side, ultimately does, along with the help of the Hoos and Christmas and whatever grew his heart. Yeah. All that gamma radiation that grew his heart.

Good back, David. Time for your fourth and final. Taco Bell dog. That's a good one. Oh. You get a Taco Bell. He was everywhere. That dog was...

Why did he hit so hard? I don't know, but we loved it. Did we not have... It had been a while that's weird, we had a talking dog? Maybe, I mean. Isaac did, were you in America for Yokiro Taco Bell? I don't think so.

Did it reach South Korea? Taco Bell did not resell Korea until, like, I was an adult. Has it yet? Did it just shake up the economy? Is that where K-pop comes from? Maybe it did. I've had Mexican food in Korea. It is the worst Mexican food I've ever had.

When I had it in England, I was like, what the fuck is this shit? It sucks so much. Yeah. How? Are there just not a lot of Mexicans there? I think it's the ingredients. I think it's like the corn and the tortillas. I think it's just... You can't get a lot of cilantro out there?

Yeah, I guess not. Are they not cooked with cilantro in Korea? No, not really. I mean, they have it in Vietnamese food that they make in Korea, but it doesn't hit the same. Right, right, right. Yeah, when I had it in London, I was hung over and I still was not pleased. You know how hard it is to be hung over to eat Mexican food and be upset? I had a water Mexican food, not in London, but it always, when you feel like when you go somewhere and you know

they won't have Mexican food, they always don't. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? I should have known. It's on me for expecting it. Yeah, that's how you always feel. It's London's food, you really got to recalibrate.

You think it's going to be the same because everyone's speaking English and you're like, I bet I'll be, I'll be able to navigate this, but like their drunk food's different. Their sober food's different. Different, like just all a little bit healthier? No. No. Just like when you're drunk food, you go out for like a curry. You know?

Instead of a slice or something. Yeah, instead of a slice or a burger or a breeder. or whatever. It's like, yeah. They have those things, but it's not the same. A bolus stew. It's bollocks, dude. Rubbish.

It's fuck off. It's, it's. Let me get your, let me get your fuck off poop. That's no what pollocks and rubbish mean? Does bollocks kind of mean fuck? Bollocks means like bullshit. Oh, okay. Let me get your bullshit.

Yeah. Never mind the bollocks. Here's the sex pistols. Hell yeah. Goofy. Take the fuck. Goofies? Yeah.

Yeah. Goofy. I can't believe goofy. made it this long. Yeah. I thought you were going to take it and then I respectfully gave you some time and you did not. I've bailed. I love him. Single father. Tried to take your car instead. Means well. A little hat. Gorsh. What is that hat? What is he wearing? Is it a beanie? Got kind of a pear body. Yeah, he's got a pear body. He's not in shape. He's like a skinny dude who kind of got out of shape. Yeah. Owns a dog which I guess is confusing. What would

we call that hat? I think it's a bean. I think it's a Is it a beanie? Is it a beanie? I don't know. What hat is he wearing? It looks like a, it looks like a, one of those rave or Dr. Seuss hats. Oh man, what a weird time that was. Seriously.

Like the spin doctors would be wearing that. Stofy hats, everybody was wearing. The fact that Goofy has a dog, that, I don't think this has been pointed out to me before. The implication, the implication? The implication of that is like he's a slave owner. Whoa. That sucks. Okay, okay, now we're dropping that, Susie.

Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know if you want to run a foul of a Disney corporation. I do not. I definitely do not. Because like for all we know, Pluto is free to go. Yeah, Pluto's also not a sleigh.

He's not in boxing. He doesn't do work for Goofy's Dog. I apologize. I think Pluto is Goofy's Dog? I thought so. I thought Pluto of Mickey and Min, that's pretty wild. I didn't know that. I have formerly employed by the Walt Disney Company and I do not want to run afoul of them.

Pluto, hmm. He's one of the sensational six of Disney. Pluto or Goofy? Pluto and Goofy. And then what, Mickey Minnie? Mickey Mouse, Minnie, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, and Goofy, the sensational six. He's Mickey's dog.

Yeah, he's Mickey's dog. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, I think he's free to go, Pluto. I mean, he has a collar, he has a collar around his neck. A lot of golf kids. So does your dog. So does my dog.

Yeah. Yeah. She's not, my dog is not free to go. Could be, what if this is getting done? What if Pluto's collar is a sex thing? Pluto's collar could be a sex thing. Then I'm a king shaming.

Then I'm a, then I'm a-ditch-shaming. Now you've run afoul of the kinky community. I apologize. The kinky community and Disney in the same day? I'll see you on field. Apologizing, you're going to have to go on field and do an apology to it. Are you on field? I'm not on field.

I was. Are you coughing afield? I'll tell you about this afterwards. Okay. No, no, it's not a scandalous story. It's a very personal story to me that I don't want. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Tight. Goofy. Is the goofy movie your favorite instance of goofy? Goof Troop. Goof Troop, yeah. Goof Troop. Sean, your final pick.

Hercules is from Sanlott. Oh. James Roald Jones' dog. Yeah. He didn't do anything wrong. He was scary, though. Yeah, the beast. The beast.

The beast. Yeah. His Christian name is Hercules. He was just, he was mild-mannered when he got down to it, right? When we met him, he was pretty sweet, but they just thought he was buck. A lot of it.

A lot of those big old dogs are pretty sweet that I've met. Seems like it. Bear had a couple of bull mastiffs, and they were sweet dogs. Because they were around Bear. Yeah, and they picked up on his attitude, but they were just like big old, like, sweeties. I haven't met a mean-ass dog at a while. I can't really remember the last time. I was at an Oscar party one time, and some guy let their, they had to hide their, they had to put their dog in a room because there were people over.

Yeah. And then they go, ah, I'm just going to let her out. It'd been like an hour. And he goes, I'm going to let her out. So just kind of watch, be careful. and I'm like, what? It was crazy to me. And I go, well, we're leaving then.

So, Lauren and I just left. Because this dog came up and got right here, like right on my nuts, for those of you just listening, and was given me like a weird growl. Right on right there. And I'm like, what? Yeah, like right face, like right here looking up at me and growling. So I have my hands over my balls. I'm like, what?

No, dude. Whoa. We stick around and be calm when there's a dog. And it was one of those dogs that didn't, I forget what it was, but this dog didn't like guys or something. It was a dog. where it's like, oh, yeah, guys put him on edge. And you're like, there's eight guys here. Yeah.

So you must be really on edge. Choosing my words carefully. There are a lot of dog behaviors that people just sort of assume that you'll go along with that are pretty like, that's a big assumption you're making right there. Yeah. You know what I'm like? Agreed. Yeah, we're like.

I'll go along with a lot of them. Like a loose dog, like in a restaurant or like running up on you barking or like any of that. Like the whole like, oh, she's okay. You're like, I don't know that. Yeah. I do get with the kid, I get really, I got no time for it. Yeah. Because if the dog runs up on her, and I've said this before, but she's a kid.

What if she screws up and puts her finger in the dog's eye or something? Yeah. And gets comp. I don't know, what if, you know? Yeah. Could be Max's fault. I just, I can't. I can't get behind that.

The dog, the dog behavior? But I love it, too. What, dogs? Like I love the dog behavior, like Chilling Mostella, for example. She's crazy dope. You know? Yeah, she's a good dog. But I don't need to see a dog in a restaurant or a grocery store.

I've seen a lot of that. I'm with you. The bank, dude. They'll bring them into the bank in Portland. Airplane. I haven't seen one on a plane in a while. I see them all the time. It's crazy.

You fly more than any of us now. It's been a while. Yeah. My final pick. I'm going to take Atomic Dog. Wow, wow, wow, you, you be a B-A. That also is not a dog. What is this?

Atomic Dog. It is. It is the song. I guess they. It is about a dog. Have you seen a music video? It is about a dog. Are you taking the dog mentioned in the song?

That they're talking about. I'm taking whatever I can get away with. Why must he feel like that? If you take the fictional famous dog, which it is in concept. Take the cat. Then it does counts. That song is sampled in... That song is sampled in...

Everything. In Bobgun and in what's my name? Yeah. I think. Yeah. I didn't even know that song existed, Phil, I don't know. It's five years ago. It's kind of, it's one of those songs that's like so ever present that you kind of don't hear it anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you ever sit and actually listen to it again, it's so fucking good. Yeah. It's nuts. There's so many parts to it. So many different songs in that one song. They really are. Yeah.

Well put. Because that, but that's got the, you know, Snoop Doggy Dog, because that's Atomic Dog, because that's Atomic Dog. They go, atomic dog. And they just took it. And they're like, man, that sounds good. What if we change it a little bit and then just do it? It's crazy to me. Are you okay with me taking Atomic Dog, Isaac?

If it's the dog you're taking it. It's the dog. And I get the Dumb and Dumber Car. Because that's who's playing it. As long as we got to bring it up, that's all that I want. What are some other things you'd like to say about it? The Dumb and Dumb and Dumber Car? Yeah.

It was dope. Shaggin wagon. Oh, you want me to do the riff? I was hoping for it. Oh, I already did riff. I'm cashed out. We went nuts on this one. We did go nuts on this one.

Isaac, do you have a dog? Yeah, I'm going to go with Rin Tin, the silent film movie star. Oh. Yeah. We made a ton of movies. Another anti-Semite. A German shepherd, to be fair.

Who knows what his views were on Jewish people? Rintin. We left some great dogs on the board. KK. Slider. From Animal Crossing? There's... The Hound of the Baskervilles.

From Bud McKenzie. Oh, yeah. I had that on my list. Arnold from Entourage, Charles Dog. Baltoe, a real hero dog? Mm-hmm. Cujo? Cujo I had.

Einstein from Back to the Future. Yeah, Toto just fucking was along for the ride, dude. Toto does nothing for me. Yeah, I didn't need Toto too much. But famous dog all the same. The dog from John Wick? Oh, I know. Too sad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like bringing up dogs Unless they make it through the story. Didn't even die in space. Man, that kind of ruined my day. Like, hearing about that was real. Sorry I brought that out. You wrecked this whole day.

Didn't wreck the whole day? I mean, I've already been having a difficult day, as you know. But I think that really brought the mood down in my heart. Isaacs had to produce from a toilet. He's been sitting on a toilet. He's got a norovirus. You guys can't see, but this is a toilet. He's been diarrhea.

It seems like he's in the room with us. He's in the bathroom. He's been diarrheaing the whole time. He's got blood eyes right now. Yeah. Whatever that means. And he found out about the white leather dick destroyer, which we had kept from him up until today. That one is tough.

That's tough to find out about that. And they're coming for you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're somewhere in the world right now. They're not close, but they are coming for you. Yeah. They're going to get you soon.

They're driving. You still got to sleep for a few days at least. They can never stop driving, but now they're just driving around on a barge that's on its way across the Atlantic. It's tough, man. in circles. So they're coming from Europe. Yeah. Well,

they're coming over the Atlantic. Could be coming from Africa? I can't say where they're coming from. But they'll be here soon. And they're coming to this crow your dick. They can be coming up from South America. That's the Atlantic. Oh, yeah.

I suppose. Yeah, yeah. I'm just not so super familiar with that, you know, Bolivia and all these countries. I focus on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I just, that don't really have anything about Bolivia. Nobody's done anything about Bolivia.

We did. David, you went first you with Snoopy, Charlie B Bark and Beethoven, Taco Bell Dog and Goofy. What is the Taco Bell Dog's name? Did he have a name? I don't think it was a Chihuahua. Gidget, Gidget. I never knew that. What?

It was voice, oh, Gidgett Gidget was the name of the dog and voiced by Carlos Alas Rocky. I did know that. Yeah. I opened for Carlos Alas Rocky one time. Did you talk about it? That'll send some kids to college. I bet it will. He sure did talk about it.

Sean, you took Barf, Brian Griffin, Clipper the Big Red Dog, Max from the Grinch and Hercules. I took Airbud, Scooby-Doo, Lika, Rolf, and Atomic Dog. Uh-Tomac Dog. We want to hear yours, hit us on an All Fantasy Podcast at gmail.com. Shout out to everyone on the All Fantasy Everything Patreon. All you, where you can get live episodes, mailbag episodes, auction drafts, this or that episodes, all sorts of bonus content.

Shout to everyone on the AFE subreddit. Shout out to our wonderful producer, Isaac Lee, just on the twos today. Yeah. Hope you get all that shit out, bud. Diarrhea. It wasn't diarrhea. It was that we had trouble getting into the studio this morning. I didn't have any trouble.

I was chilling. Isaac had trouble getting it. Yeah. I could have been sitting out there all day. I'm trying to set up. Troy has a hard out. Yeah. And a hard on, dude.

And a hard on. For mythical creatures. Shout out to St. Sue Carmel. Shout to Frank Gil. The dude. Shout to Hajie beats. More important than all that. Tune again next week to another.

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