All Fantasy Everything - Famous People Who Go By One Name (w/ Sean Jordan & David Gborie)

Episode Date: November 12, 2020

Ian. Sean. David. Marissa. Some people are so iconic that they go by one name, other people need many names - like "Enemy of the Podcast Mike Mulloy" - but this episode isn't about him, he's not on it, this is about people who can go by one name. You. Enjoy.Sponsors:Manscaped: Get 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code ALLFANTASY.BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/allfantasy.Hawthorne: Go to Hawthorne.co and use promo code ALLFANTASY for 10% off your first purchase.  Hims: Go to forhims.com/allfantasy5 for your free visit.Support the Show:Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Deck yourself out in some merch at teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] on All Fantasy Everything with Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of pop culture, from fads to guilty pleasures and everything in between. On today's episode, we're going to be drafting famous people who go by one name. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always are my friends Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's hear that theme music, shall we? welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that puts potatoes in its taco meat that means you have white hair on your chest check this out when laura came back last year when my mom broke her neck when laura came to visit she was making tacos yeah put potatoes in there stink eye comes in and he looked in in the

fucking skillet and he's just like uh what uh she put the potatoes she put them right in there huh and i was like yeah man i mean it's good i've had it it'll be good and then he's eating them and he did that thing he's like oh yeah she's a And I'm like, dog, it ain't a, you don't call her a keeper, first of all. But then it's because the potatoes in the taco, there's a lot better things about. That's a good thing, though. I don't want to down that. He's a simple man, dude. No, and so it's dope.

Potatoes in the taco meat, fantastic. So it was beans, potato, like chopped up little russet potatoes, little Ortega seasoning. It was bison meat that we were cooking up. Whoa, look at you. Yeah, yeah. And some chopped up peppers, man. Boy was getting fucking greasy in the kitchen. So you did it yourself, though?

I did it myself. You chopped everything? I chopped everything myself. Farmed a table? Farmed a table, bro. You killed the bison? I killed the bison. We're in South Dakota, man did it myself. You chopped everything? I chopped everything myself. Farmed a table? Farmed a table, bro. You killed the bison? I killed the bison. We're in South Dakota, man.

Last one. My man. Used every part of it. South Dakota legalized weed. I saw that. Yeah, man. And they voted for Trump. I don't know how, I don't know where that crossover is.

Here's the thing. People got to quit acting like only liberal people smoke weed, dog. Like, of course people who like trump also smoke weed everybody smokes weed it's just everybody smokes weed it's no it's no longer a liberal platform it's not like a yeah it's not like we did it first we did it and we did it best yeah but it's not like a signal it used to be like oh that guy smokes weed he's also cool now it's just like no everybody smokes weed moms and dads isn't it still not legal in new york really well shane swings a big stick and he he's opposed the fact that it's called the lettuce colloquially was enough for him to stay away from it for the rest

of his life i don't eat no lettuce devil or No lettuce. I don't care if it's a devil's lettuce or romaine lettuce. I'm not eating it. You don't eat it. I'm not eating it. It doesn't go in my Texas temple. Is that what he calls his mouth? You better know. Oh, man.

The old Texas temple himself. Yeah, potatoes in the taco meat. It's good. You guys don't think it'd be good, honestly? It feels like a breakfast spot. I don't know why it felt weird to me it felt weird oh yeah you've never had breakfast late at night have you david why are you mad at me i'm not mad i'm firm it's a big difference is it a soft shell or a hard shell unfortunately and i was hoping you wouldn't ask but i'm what am i gonna lie to you my brother it's a hard shell i i don't i'm not against hard shells that makes it weirder to me me too potatoes go better in a soft shell yeah for sure yeah but again i'm gonna lie to my brother on this podcast

what am i doing so yeah it's a hard shell i just want the i want the i want the basics dude you know what i love i would eat a i would eat a hard shell full of sour cream and cheese. And that's it. Yeah, for sure. I could eat that. Put some Alfredo in there. Yeah. Wait, what?

Marissa didn't go dark this one since there's only three of us. I can see her shaking her head. Put some Alfredo in that taco shell. I'd eat it. That's okay. That's not what was up for grabs. That's one step away from saying, would I dip chips into Alfredo sauce i guarantee i would so i don't i don't want to be reminded about this i'm still recovering was that the last time it was just the uh just the four of us i think so that was with

miel right oh it was me oh yeah it was right how can we forget miel yeah yogurt yeah yogurt is like a replacement for sour cream if it's unflavored i've heard that also is disgusting to me no that's different it tastes like sour cream it does it does okay does it really greek yogurt unflavored greek yogurt yeah if you put it where sour cream is supposed to be you can't tell the difference do people not eat just unflavored greek yogurt with nothing else just the yogurt i mean it's like gnarly it tastes like sour cream that's what i'm asking so do people just eat that they might fucking up with some blueberries they might put some blueberries in it it's a fun word to say weird i think you could put like honey

in it too like dip some honey on it put a little honey in there put a little blueberries excuse me i see the greek yogurts in aisle five could you tell me where the blueberries are please blueberries i'm coming in on your fucking announcing game david i'm gonna have a blue I see the Greek yogurts in aisle five. Could you tell me where the blueberries are, please? Blueberries. I'm coming in on your fucking announcing game, David. I'm going to have a blueberry cereal commercial before the end of the week. I want nothing more than for you to be the voice of Boo-Berry. I want nothing more than that.

Blueberry now with blueberries. We were talking about how funny it'd be one time back in the day to walk into a grocery store and just be like freak pissed and not get just walk in and be like where is the fucking kale just to do that about blueberries like not even look just walk in like where the fuck are the blueberries dude where the hell is the grenadine syrup i'm sick of the games i'm not sick of the blueberries i'm sick of your game i need sorghum and i need it fucking now let me stop real quick and say ian you look fantastic dog thank you look amazing thank you very much thank you very much beanie season for you specifically i fucking love beanie season the beanie with the eyebrows and the mustache it's

a it's a classic combination you look like a you look like a portrait you need to be drawn i'm gonna make a groucho marx but like an ian and just have it be an eney with an eney a beanie with built-in eyebrows and a mustache opening for a boogie with the hoodie, eenie and a beanie. Hey guys, I'm worse. He has that song look back at it. Mine's look over on it. Yeah. Same beat. Same beat.

It's about, you know, you see some people having sex in an alley, but maybe you're in like the fourth story gym. Here's a question and sorry for

getting there right away have you ever seen other people have sex in real life anyone in here dude i don't think i actually have no i don't think i never have either isn't that weird to think about somebody that we know but maybe i don't i don't want to say his name because I don't think that he would appreciate it. But he said he was telling me a story. He saw two people like on the street. He was on the street and they had their window open. And then he was just like, whoa. Whoa.

They were like going at it. I've heard a lot of people have sex. Yeah, that don't count. I mean, that don't count. I hear. Yeah, I done heard some people having sex but i've never seen it and that's i don't know it's just weird to think about are you talking about penetration have i seen someone like where you just like you know what's going on like there could be a cover or something oh never been yeah i've seen that okay well all right then what did you think penetration i don't know what i thought i don't

know what i thought he meant some like kind of like indecent proposed some cuckold situation or something no like watch no i mean like trip like oh someone's in here and then a lot david you've never watched porn there's tons okay there's tons of situations that's gonna say we've seen porn because i've seen porn unless you've seen porn in real life sure what are you i don't know what you're saying i'm on a fresca baby yeah yeah there it is he's getting frammered right now that guy getting frammered by the way sha Seanis Jordan. Seanis Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. What's up, bro?

Yeah, bro. It's all in your face. Fuck off, mate. Fuck off, mate. It's all right, bro. Yeah. Fuck off, bro. It's all right.

Fucking Tories, mate. Tories and wigs. Never's all right. It's all right. Fucking Tories, mate. The fucking Tories, mate. Tories and wigs. Never. Not ever. Not now. No, you don't say it. You say noi. Nein.

That was a fun little sound bite that someone could, someone take that out. Nai. Nai. Nai. Nai. I feel like three years from now, this podcast is going to devolve into just like- Us making sounds? Grunts and noises for two hours every week.

Five lightning rounds. Yeah. To get back to the noises. I have this weird pent up like good move coming out. And it just been pent up for like four days since this election. I don't know when I can officially be in a good mood. So I'm like, I feel noisy and pent right now. I think you can officially be in a good mood, man.

I think we're recording this on a Friday night. I think you can. It would be it would be unprecedented. And in a way, in a way that not like however it it's biden it and maybe these words come back to haunt me he's won the election i remember back in april we're like i've had the flu we'll be we'll see you in texas yeah yeah david especially was like i've been sick yeah i was gonna say you were over at my house and i was like honestly bro i don't even think it's gonna be anything i was so not to make light of it but just no but i mean yeah that's just what we thought because you were like you were like i don't know maybe and i was

like man i thought i was gonna be like flying around i've seen people have sex under a blanket i think i can get the flu yeah yeah i've seen people have sex under a blanket you don't think i can handle covid come on come on seen seen people have sex under a pool table i'm gonna live forever i have nothing coming up i'll tell you what i did i went out and got housed with the one kyle canane last weekend for my birthday that was fun oh yes yes my nemesis yeah dude that's all we did was was plot on you the whole time i know you don't like it when people plot on you but we did shug night was there they let him out of prison for a night you gotta catch me slipping nipping and dipping dog yeah all your enemies were there kyle canane was there dude deborah cox who's turned on you recently yeah i saw that tony braxton the tony they were the

tony's the monopoly man the monopoly man was there just fucking rubbing his hands together salty dude all my enemies mr peanut was there the old one that they said died he didn't die man portland a couple rottweilers dude with bow ties on yeah it was buck man it was buck they were sitting on either side of me like it was my front porch miss cleo was there hating on you dude remember oh yeah but that she knows what she did i'm not even that's that's that's that's hell have no fury like a woman's corn that's all that is that's all that is you know wise words my friend how was the kananiac where'd you guys get uh shithoused i'll give you a beat i'll give you a beat give him a beat drunk at the high dive with my friend kyle wasn't looking at a pit bull

wasn't named lyle drinking on the whiskey all they saw was me getting buck and i shook a dog's paw that's about all i got nice that was great because that was actually what happened that wasn't like i don't think you wrote that yesterday to come here and do that wouldn't it suck if someone did like like, such a- I write movies, B. What does Ghostface Killer say? I write movies, B. I just do, like, the wackest freestyle in the world, and then you see a written fall out of my pocket, and it's that.

Like, I wrote- Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees. But, like, eight things are crossed crossed out and then trees is above it i was just like shit paradigm doesn't rhyme with tree what rhymes with tree i can't the birds of the bees and the other bees no no think sean why would i talk about bees twice i have raps written somewhere i'll find them if i ever find them trust that i will read the patreon gets to twenty thousand dollars you gotta release a mixtape oh yeah i think if biden wins we release philly on patreon that's what i think whoa no no no no no dog come on man He's won. You don't throw the stick after the snake

has already left. What are you talking about? I'm not even sure Philly was fully legal. You're going to just talk like that? Absolutely not. Marissa, you got to burn that dragon. Yeah, Marissa. Do not let Sean have that. I asked her one time. I forget

we were all together and I was like, you got it? And she's like, I got it. I got it. I got it and she's like i got it i got it somewhere that shit is geocache so you can only listen to it in fucking bolivia dude that's yeah that's it well so i would so i'd never hear a thing because that's why we can't hear it i've never been there all right clive davis takes a private jet every now and again just grabs dicks all over the country on his way tell him to give mine back no no i don't talk to clive like that let's get my dick back from clive davis that's all he fucking does but he spent his whole fucking spring break ripping my dick off so this is funny that you said this because this was actually in

my head the other day yeah i do think somebody could rip somebody's dick off of course you well i was really gonna get i was really gonna be like of course good oh i thought you were being super hyperbolic. I think that's- Skin is real strong. It's stronger than you think. You can't just rip skin easily. I mean, me hanging from a cliff by my dick? Well, that's not someone ripping your dick off.

Okay. Ironically, if someone was trying to rip your dick off- It'd be hard as a rock. Well, you'd have to get, it would be tougher to do if you got hard, I think. Yeah, I think it would be hard as a rock well you'd have to get the i did it would be tougher to do if you got hard i think yeah i think it would be yeah so you would have to try to get a boner if somebody was trying to rip your dick off oh no you don't try my friend that's hilarious like i've been training for this that's what a hand job in middle school is like oh you think you're gonna rip my dick off try jerking me off buddy i knew this day would come speaking of which yeah that'd be intense that'd be a tough spot to be in

jokes on you you're just like oh yeah who's watching the watchman uh david borne is also here the gsi on twitter cool guy jokes 87 on instagram that's me how are you doing bobby i'm great man you know we're out here i'm gonna it's the years closing down thankful for good friends in my life absolutely for you guys so much glad this year was really hard on a lot of people and it could have been a lot worse so you know for sure glad we all got through it man do i feel and but and what that means is no i don't have anything to promote nothing coming up you're just gratefulness that's good though yeah i'm just

happy my cup runneth over. Amen. I feel the same way. My name is Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on Twitter, at Ian Carmel on Instagram, at Ian Carmel on Jewish, Fiji bottle water app. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

From the islands of Fiji. Wait a minute. Are you Jewish? Yes, I am. 100%, bar mitzvahed and everything holy fucking buckets dude yeah dude it's crazy i just found out about the jew thing oh did you did you well you've been doing stand-up about it for 10 years yeah it was i thought i was being offensive yeah he was it was it was taken the wrong way yeah yeah yeah i just kind of ran with it i was i was making fun

of jews and like and then i went on one of those genealogy shows and uh turns out jewish 100 bar mitzvah and everything that's why you are the jewish i am the jewish i'm the i'm the increasingly less fat jewish and then you did the dance in the case of judaism ian carmel is jewish i told you i told you uh where do i go listen to all fantasy everything watch the late late show with james corden where i uh continue to be a handsomer andy richter check us out no shit on andy rick andy rick is handsome yeah he's handsome yeah but no he's not this handsome no that's true it's just like it's it's it's a general where you're like a specific yeah i'm a specific i'm a little more handsome he's not bad looking

i just happen to i'm hot you know that's fine and that's fine that's fine there's space for both i'm not gonna not talk about it sorry i'm hot You had every opportunity to do this, and I'm the one who did it. Sorry this is a hot-ass podcast. Yeah, sorry we're all fucking hot on this podcast. Sorry it's a hot guy's podcast. It's a pretty hot podcast. For a podcast, it's pretty hot. Podcasts aren't notoriously attractive, so yeah, it's a pretty attractive podcast.

We wouldn't be like a hot prestige drama cast. We'd be, you know. No. But for a podcast, we're pretty hot. But like for just some dudes. Yeah. Just some dudes in some rooms, we're pretty hot. I'm in the basement.

I'm in a basement. I'm a dude in the basement. You're one of the hottest dudes in a basement right now. I mean, listen, I'm going to go nuts. I'd say you're one of the hottest dudes in a basement in the county right now. Yeah. I'd say that about you. I'd say you're one of the hottest dudes in the basement in the county right now. Yeah. I'd say that about you. I'd say that about you.

Right now? 6.05 p.m. on a Friday? Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because a lot of the regular hot guys are still out doing stuff. The pandemic isn't real for them. I mean, they're having sex.

Yeah. I could. I could. I know. You're getting married. David, I could. I could. I could. married david i could i could i could i could i could you shouldn't shouldn't but i could but you could yeah with your with your hand oh he wasn't ready for it i don't got nothing to say uh yeah i got nothing to promote just to

do that stuff now we are gathering here today not only to uh to to talk about sean you know having sex hand job old tug job solo tug job over here for god's sake but also to draft famous people who go by one name this one has been in the old think walk for a while we've been cooking it around oh yeah you know throwing veggies in there and and i think we've decided to finally do it there's no special reason the think walk original i think or you took it from somebody but i but you know the think walk putting the i think walk are we doing uh fictional as well or when we cut that up oh i went with real but like let's see let's see what the old it's just it's it's just the four of us let's just see what the old uh i don't feel any i i think it's fine to go fictional

yeah nobody here but us chickens i think that's a wild move when there are so many there's plenty of real i just i thought of a fun fictional one so i might do a fictional one at the end we'll see if you do i'll roast you toast you and burn you to a crisp dude but like it's in play i'm one of those guys who does that now i like that stop stop with that now the way we determine the order of the draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors play between the two of you and we throw on shoot why don't you play too you never get to play nah all right that was the truest shut it down as quick as i can listen anyway you guys got it if i didn't have to play i wouldn't i'm just in here looking for a fight every i'm like the fucking ryu of this podcast i only played like once maybe twice i

think but i think only once i'm not gonna i'm not gonna ruin those numbers now i got a low percentage here we go rock paper scissor shoot get your fucking hand out of here david came in with the fucking he threw he he he approached the bench he blew it is what he left and then came with a rock and then came in and opening statements with the scissors. I lost that metaphor, but like, anyway, you lost. Listen, just know that I styled on him, is all you guys

gotta know. David bricked a windmill dunk is what it was, but it's still in school to try a windmill dunk. That's exactly what he did. Now, Sean, as the winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft, but before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question.

It's like if you're on a beach cruiser, bruv. You get the beach cruiser that I loaned you about a week ago, and you're just cruising down the street. You cruise on the right side of the street for a while, and then you go over to the left side. Then you cruise down the left side for a while, and then go back to the right side. And then you cruise down the right side for a while.

Then you switch over to the left side for a while and then go back to the right side and then you cruise down the right side for a while then you switch over to the left side and just cruise down the left side until you get to ocean avenue bruv then you're at the beach it's kind of like it's both ours yeah dude i know you wanted it back homie basically what it means is you pick third in the first round you pick first in the second round uh sean with that in mind what will the order of today's draft be me marissa ian david's out whoa it's a cold world no i was kidding uh david ian me put monkey in the middle oh boy there it is i'm out here damn dude moving all around i don't think we've ever recorded on a friday night it's got weird vibes dude it's different very strange

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It's like us and unflavored Greek yogurt, and that's boring. Those are the two things. Nouns, it's for this. That's what they invented nouns for. My pronouns are this that doesn't yeah i take it back i take it back it goes by this and that oh this and that just such a knucklehead thing to say what's up identifies this and that sometimes a little bit where are you that's like saying you're from everywhere did you ever meet

one of those pricks where you from i'm from everywhere bro i don't think that's a prick move sean it is when you when you say it that way it sure it sure is military what are you mad at what do they want military just you then you lucky you you get to pick where you're from honestly where you want to be from it depends on the tone with which how they say i'm from everywhere i think yeah i'm talking about like you know someone like walks up to you like that's my girl you're looking at bro i'm from everywhere dude you don't even know i don't know that just seems like a prick thing to say did i ever tell you we this was when i was in college this is a story for me in college i me graham wickland and i think also Dan Hubner were in a, were in the PSU like. Acapella group.

Acapella group. And we were great. And that's the whole story. No, we were in like the student union basement, which was like, they had like a pool table and like, I don't know. They had like. I got the vibe.

You know what I mean? Like it was that area. It's like youth group vibes almost. Big youth group vibes. And there was a dude down there playing pool. And I don't even remember how this came up. But we were like joking with him or something. And it got kind of tense.

And he said, you can't joke with me. I'm from New York. And he was a spindly little white kid. wasn't like this he wasn't like from the bronx you know what i mean you can't joke with me i'm from new york and i'm like seinfeld's from new york what do you mean you can't joke with me some of the funniest people in the world are from new york that's wild because that's some shit you pull when you're not at home for sure yeah like you he left new york hoping he could say that to somebody i'm gonna go flex on people in portland oregon i'm afraid you're not my friend i'm afraid

you're not that's the thing it's like that that dude that pulled up on you and said he was from chicago or whatever yeah there's tough people from everywhere and there's not tough people from everywhere i know there's tough people from fucking t south dakota who would mop the floor with someone from New York. You know, it's just like, doesn't anyway. So you kick the shit out of him or what? You let him know. So we beat the fuck out of that guy.

We beat him to death and the statute of limitations came up yesterday. So we can finally talk about it. I filled a Fred Meyer bag full of frozen grapes and just walloped this kid. Nice local reference too on the front. oh my god david you have the first pick what will that first pick be i mean i gotta go with uh shit damn shit it's actually a lot shit it's like actually a lot of pressure with the first one on this one yeah a first i gotta go jesus oh does that not count he goes by isn't he a jesus christ no way dog that's jesus jesus h christ even right when you say jesus everybody knows what you're talking about yeah but he doesn't i don't know if he goes by one name i think he still goes by jesus christ technically he goes

by three names god the father and the holy son according to some i fucked it up this holy spirit when i say jesus everybody knows the blazers just lost by like a buzzer beater jesus all right i'll pull jesus i'll pull jesus i'm gonna say i, I think, is it Marissa? What do you think? Listen, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, listen, don't be mad. My right hand, I got, yeah, my left hand's bad as hell too. I'm saying Muhammad. All right. Yeah.

I don't know his last name. Yeah. Muhammad Christ. I have no idea what his last name is. All right. Yeah, man. Well played. Same thing as Jesus, man.

It's like world, world work who's got who's bigger than muhammad you don't bring the mountain to muhammad no it's one or the other however that saying goes it's the most common name in the world i heard on a movie that i don't know is accurate or not i've heard that too and i think it wasn't from that movie so at least if it's bullshit that's from two sources all right yeah so muhammad is nodding i've heard that too okay sources you've heard it though. Okay. Two sources. You've heard it too? Yeah, that guy.

I mean, who, what other person with one name put it down like that? Well, let's not go into that. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Probably about 14 others is what we're hoping. The premise of this podcast is that. I'm here to circumvent the rules. Yeah. I don't know shit about Islam. of this podcast is that... I'm here to circumvent the rules. Yeah, I mean, I can't really wax about Muhammad,

but I know, obviously I know of Muhammad, sure. I know he believes in the God of Abraham, just like everybody else. I practiced Fizlam when I'm in the Bay Area. That's all I know. Bum, bum, bum, dance. Muhammad, again, I know bum, dance. Muhammad. Again, I know nothing about him.

Muhammad. A religious figure. You're not supposed to depict him. And I like that. I like that. You know, he's like, nah, I did it on the humble. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who's that famous that you don't know what he looks like? Dude, that's a great point. Jesus, vain as hell. He's everywhere. Jesus is everywhere. I can't go two blocks without seeing a picture of Jesus. No, me neither i live i can hear the bells dedicated to jesus pretty much every day yeah everywhere jesus jesus

that's why they say that jesus christ jesus i mean you're ripped i get it come on put a shirt on i just looked it up do you know what muhammad's last name was no nelson torres shut the fuck up i can see it it's muhammad torres that's crazy dude it's not i don't know what it is yeah you had me for a second you really you could have sold me on that that was like a total shane lie whoa abu al-kasim muhammad ibn abd alah ibn abd al-mutallib ibn hashim and also with you good job maybe good job i have no idea if that was offensive i apologize muhammad great first pick time for my first pick and i'm going to stay in the religious deity realm and take prince i was god damn it yeah yeah yeah oh yeah minneapolis's finest minneapolis no he's not no what whoa what the fuck are you talking about minneapolis's finest would would disagree with me but yes it's uh atmosphere is the best musician to come out of minneapolis sean i will take you out in the

street and beat the shit out of you i'm not completely serious i obligate i have to say that guy's my hero but yeah prince played everything i know prince is the best let me let me have a little something i was just playing everything it's amazing except the fool yeah ah well i heard everybody plays the fool sometimes when was the last time prince comes up quite a bit when was the last time you guys watched his halftime show there's a little like mini doc on it dude i haven't seen the mini doc dude it's such a rock star ass in the rain on a prince shaped stage with a prince shaped guitar playing purple rain no it's so buck dude purple rain i

know it's not supposed to be sexy yes that song is sex is it i don't know it's like kind of a sad song i think he just like can't help it it's just as yeah he just oozes i think he just makes sexy songs dude that's all it is sexy it's so sexy you know he's got so much garlic on his counters he can't help but getting it and everything you know i understand it just seeps in garlic honey nut cheerios i never meant to cause you any drama yeah man man would you would you what how many drinks to make out with prince would it be zero drinks probably yeah i would have no i think it would i think i'm saying i'm saying for real three drinks and i would like three drinks if he went for it i'd be all in i think so too like we're hanging out at the bar oh shit prince is here and then maybe

me then we go off to the side and like oh shit i think i'm vibing with prince and then like third drink if he went for it yeah then beloit comes over ah what's going on over here we're making out all of a sudden oh so we're kissing now so we're kissing huh you kids ever heard walk hold the line you kids ever heard hold the line hey you want a wing i got a wing here's the problem with kissing prince i think your pants would be off immediately yeah he's sexual dude like it's like it would be like you kiss prince and then you're in a purple limo on the way back to your hotel like you don't even you don't even you didn't even know and it was the best sex you ever had in your life i heard a story so that i don't know if i can tell this you don't come on vaguely tell tell it is it tell it with simpson characters i have to remove all the names except for prince okay cool and it's

i heard this story not from who you probably would suspect I heard it from, but like, this is a story. It's from. Okay. So I can tell, like, I can't tell this whole story, but like the bare bones of this story is that Prince met this actress on a flight and they vibed really hard. He invited her to his concert and they, she thought,

I think it was going to kick off and they were going to sleep together. And Prince only wanted to have phone sex. was it hey multiple times i get you ever have like a week where you just eat turkey sandwiches i do have those weeks absolutely yeah yeah i do i do an extent to understand it maybe he was just in a phase like in in like the like when picasso was in his blue phase where he was just like i'm just doing phone sex right now i mean sex is weird too man he probably could have been doing something else while he was having the phone sex maybe maybe there was somebody else there with him oh he could have helping helping out while he was having

phone like a weird that's why you've blown this wide open imagine no pun intended he had somebody else and he was like i'm gonna call what if she was on the the person he called was on speaker and then what if i'm saying what if prince's whole operation was hands free this feels like it could be a that feels like something Prince might do. Holy fucking shit. If anyone could land that plane, it would be Prince Rogers Nelson. I don't even know what to say about that. Absolutely. Fucking A. He's a little guy, too.

He's like a little. He's tiny. He's a little like, he's a little sex goblin. Wet jump shot, though. Yeah, wet jump shot. Wet jerry kernel a lot of the time, too. That man, Prince was, he was like beautiful. Gorgeous. And definitely a one-namer. So Prince, that's my first pick. We've talked about Prince a lot of the time too yeah he that man prince was he was like beautiful gorgeous and

and and definitely a one-namer so prince that's my first pick we've talked about prince a lot on here fantastic cian time for your first and second picks as his uh first pick is going to be beyonce yeah oh that's a great pick yeah beyonce beyonce somebody uh my friend uh young danny danny cuneo asked a good question about Beyonce the other day. Yeah. And I want to pose it to you guys because it's a great question. I think we're the ones to answer it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. If ever I was qualified to answer a question. What was the moment that you knew that she was the one? Immediately. Like when you were like the rest of these girls. Immediately. That's great. Come on.

Immediately. Yes. Absolutely. I did not know immediately yes absolutely i did not know that then i did not know that immediately what was the first song was it say my name yeah no you could was say my name their first song i'm pretty sure that was the first single say my name say my name oh the one with wyclef remember she just had a glow she still does but like even in that video you're like there there, that woman is glowing. She clearly, her voice was light years ahead of it. And Kelly Rowland is amazing, by the way.

Yeah. So this is me saying that like, you could just tell immediately, even her hair, her hair looked perfect in that video. And I, right away I knew. And I wouldn't say that about a lot. Like I wouldn't say that about like Justin Timberlake or anything, but with Beyonce, I think it was very, very, very clear that she was going to be her own entity i i for sure did not i because i remember when did you when do you think you noticed then uh soldier that song

soldier which song is that with little wayne i need a soldier oh i don't i don't know if i remember it was it a little it was a little wayne song with her? Yeah. Yeah. No, it was her. It was Destiny's Child. If the status ain't good, I ain't checking for him. Better be straight if he looking at me. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that. I need a song. And when she was like, so quick to snatch up your Beyonce. I was like, oh yeah, she gonna live forever. She gonna live forever.

I beat her for an Emmy. So I still don't think she's the one. Damn. Damn. Dude. I feel, I don't want to sound like an asshole i hope i didn't like i hope i wasn't too quick with that answer but i feel like yeah i feel really quick like real quick it was obvious to me that she was going to be the one yeah no crazy in love actually i think is when i was like i think that might be mine too actually that one was one was like. That's it for me. Because it was just like that video.

And then Jay-Z was like, yes, sir. I'm cut from a different cloth. I listened to that song not five hours ago. That sample is so good. You crazy, B. I would love. How great would it be to have your wife singing a song and you just like yell stuff to. You know what I mean?

You're doing it. Great job so far. But me good job i picked a great that uh bonnie bonnie and clyde one was good too that song was great too i love that i felt like that was more jay-z than her yeah it was but that but uh crazy in love was her yeah that when she was like walking in the explosion and she had those red high heels on a lot of people will point to to to jaw rule as like the classic like rapper on a song with an r&b chick but jay-z he did a lot fucking those beyond that be of course the beyonce ones his remix of uh umbrella that he's on is amazing i listened to uh 2000 summer hits on title oh hell yeah the the the fucking playlist and but that song was on there too that song's

umbrella is amazing the first panic attack i ever had that song was playing it was that song umbrella yeah and uh it was it was when that song and then gwen stefani had that song out uh it could be sweet no real bad yeah those two songs i can't remember which one specifically but they played in a row i was driving back from dubuque iowa and i had this crazy panic attack where i thought i was gonna die and pulled over and parked in a gas station and i went and got a sandwich and then went in the gas station stall and tried to like go to the bathroom while i was eating because i couldn't i didn't know what was going on my heart was like thumping through my chest i couldn't swallow or anything fucking

wild but yeah umbrella was playing man you needed a sweet escape yeah i got one cool gas station and then rehab his with the amy winehouse song that he's on when he does yeah that's so good um what were we talking about oh beyonce i've also i think had beyonce realizations in waves like i heard i'd like really listen to that love on top where she keeps like going up a key every single time yeah love on top like that's amazing every now like that she that's how you know she's the fucking one is like she keeps surprising you even though you already think she's like the best pop star in the world. Yeah. And it's like and like I feel like a lot of times pop stars aren't able to be that candid.

But that song where she was drunk in love is like, yeah, dude, that totally feels like we're drunk in fucking. Yeah. That did something. I feel like that did something for music where like for her specifically where she's like i yeah i'm gonna talk about like fucking i think it did something for girls too i think it did something for me yeah i'm just kidding i'm just kidding no you're not it's all right yeah beyonce beyonce beyonce it's you again sean i know that beyonce knowles that is for everybody yeah knows carter second pick i'm gonna pick imanim i don't his name is you don't you don't think so i don't

know if we can do rappers because that's not his name pseudonyms don't work i think we gotta keep it i did i could be wrong i'm prepared to be overruled no it's all right i think it's harder with him because he's one of those rappers that everybody knows his name yeah can i do this then my but i would can i pick tupac since he went by tupac yeah yeah i think but i feel like he did go by tupac shakur i mean he's got a full name but so does beyonce but no nobody ever called him his full name ever i think tupac is okay i think tupac is in play all right we met in the middle and i like it yeah uh tupac's my favorite i you know i know you two differ and i apologize that you're wrong but uh tupac greatest rapper of all

time i did listen to life goes on the other day while i was out walking it's fantastic he's good i feel like our discourse about it makes me think i dislike him in my head that you're not doing that i'm doing that to myself like because he's a bad he was bad i mean he wasn't a good dude oh no i'm not even talking about that i'm not like oh i just mean his rap i mean literally mean just his rapping and but like yeah yeah then every time i hear a tupac song i'm like oh yeah this guy's awesome. It's something weird. I wonder if it was like a production thing. Like there's a reason that you don't go back to it that often.

Yeah, you don't. When I go back to it, it's cool. I listen to Biggie twice a month, like heavy. All the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like heavy. Well, I listen to All Eyes on Me, I bet, twice a month walking around.

I listen to the whole double disc all the way through, except what's your phone number because that song fucking blows but the whole rest of that album is to me just perfect i think it's a great pick thanks bud i appreciate it i don't like it he was really doing a real name no gimmicks what what the fuck was royce the five nine talking about like he was the no no obi trice why was obi trice acting like he was the first guy to do that he did not invent it one of the greatest rappers ever just went by his name yeah people do it kevin gates is doing it people do it like it happens obi trice though i will say that album better than people thought yeah for sure cheers it was pretty good i liked it the second one was like next

rounds on me or something they're all alcohol themed all on the whole drive to work this morning i was listening to just because georgia has been in the news lately for the election thing i just listened to atlanta hip-hop from like the turn of the century oh yeah the whole drive in it was so great did you listen to welcome to atlanta and the remix i listened to the remix you can find me up in one tweezy that's the best part of the remix jermaine dupree getting up on the remix was like tight because he hadn't been around for a minute yeah he hadn't been oh you listen to georgia by ludacris and field mob chris and field mob we all make grind in georgia all the all the time that field mob album was incredible and nobody ever talked about it i had that whole i had that

album and i was the only person i knew who had it and i fucking those guys they were so silly and so much fun yeah and that song sick of being lonely is a bop shout out to field mob we're the number one podcast for talking about field mom don't get it twisted for real that's there could be a podcast about field mom and i feel like as much as we just talked about him we'd still be the number one i don't even know their individual names no fieldy and i know everything fieldy and mobby and mobby no fieldy was the guitarist for corn that's right and monkey but let's stop saying monkey yeah it's time for my next pick right so with my next pick i'm gonna go ahead and take a deal yeah all right it's a deal yeah yeah yeah she talks like that right yeah she does yeah she's cockney

you guys watch that snl with her oh yeah no it was fantastic you did a great job yeah did she sing on it i like her singing she sang in one sketch she was the host though yeah she wasn't the musical guest i don't uh people are gonna get mad at me i don't watch a ton of sketch comedy i don't i can't see even one person getting mad at you i don't think anyone's gonna care here's the thing about saturday night live that has always been true and that people seem to forget every year it's never been a hundred percent killer no filler it's impossible sketch comedy is impossible to do that with unless you're like chapelle show that's about the only show i can think of that was like all killer they write a whole show every week and then as you get older all you remember you don't

remember the shitty will ferrell sketches and they existed yeah they did i'm not saying there's anyone on the cast right now who's as good as will ferrell there's not but like he's an all-timer but like it's always only kind of good always so if you gotta go into knowing that and then like it's a lot easier to enjoy saturday night live if you were so inclined and i would never tell anyone to go do it i get that i definitely not one of these people who wants to write a dissertation about it every fucking week yeah no it's amazing it's amazing the fact that they crank out a show weekly is amazing it's crazy yeah ian does like five but we do do five shows a week yeah and they do all have

and that's five times amazing bud i think that's amazing too thank you so much and i think i believe we have the same cultural impact to saturday night live and i think everyone would say that i've said that i've said that not five hours ago i was listening i was listening to fucking this field mob song and i was saying you know what that has the same cultural impact as snl is the late late show with james corden yeah uh adele adele speaking of the late late show james corden if you haven't watched adele's carpool karaoke you will fall in love she's so fucking charming she's and her voice i again she's somebody who we've talked about a lot but like there's a reason for that i'll tell her when i was when i was riding on the grammys and i sat six feet away from her and she started singing hello it was like it liquefied my insides it was

like man there are certain people whose voices oh sorry david go ahead no i was just gonna say it does that to me on audio recording sometimes that's like one of those songs you want you listen to like by yourself with your eyes closed yeah like and just like let yourself feel it she fucking kills she yeah she's like when you start feeling that emotion come from like your pelvis you know what i mean yeah it's just like your body fills with the emotion as the song goes on this is happening this is out of my control now yeah i am in california dreaming yeah she and like rolling in the deep fucking goes, her voice is just like, it's one of those things where, uh,

her voice is like watching Michael Jordan dunk or like watching like Michael Johnson run the a hundred meter where you're like, yeah, Picasso paint humans, you know, you're like, for sure. Yeah.

Like if you watch me play Tony Hawk's pro skater, probably, probably right around the year 2000. Somebody hasn't been down here since it came out to play it. It's pissing me off. I will. I'll get it done. It's ripping me dick off.

The Queen's birthday is on the 16th. That's what I can't miss. But after I remember. But I can. I'll get it done. I'll be down there soon. Bring her. You know?

I got a big house. No, we need get it done. I'll be down there soon. Bring her, you know, I got to bring her. No, we need to be together. Uh, it's, I mean, I just, I'm serious.

I just miss you guys. Yeah. I mean like for real though, I, you know, with everything happening and just the world, the way it is, I feel like,

and not like we have any shortage of this, but I just want the three of you to know how much that I do appreciate you. And I'm thankful that you're in my life in any capacity all the time i think about it constantly and i'm again it's not like this goes unsaid but i'm just feeling extra sappy today but it definitely has helped me through this whole time pour some sugar on me i love you sap it up i'll sap me up with a biscuit you know what i'm saying i will i'm not a pine state biscuit shout out to portland order get it adele yeah adele i don't there's a there's not oh she also she took like this is another the cordon told me this and i don't think anyone would mind

uh she just like still puts her stuff out on cd even though like a lot of artists don't and she still makes a grip of money on that's awesome her cds that sell like that's great makes like a ton of money nobody does that anymore nobody makes like a bunch of their money on cds but her like appeal is so widespread that she still does yeah it makes you feel like if you're putting it out on cds almost like it might be a lot of people in places that maybe don't have all the time access to computers but have access to cds yeah you know what i mean yeah which is you don't think about that like not everyone constantly can stream or whatever i don't you know your grandma listens to adele it's like that kind of thing yeah yeah yeah shout out adele david time for your second and third picks my second pick uh you know i can't believe he's still on the board. I'm picking Shaq. You know.

Yeah. I'm sure it counts. Does it count? What? I'm not the, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You know that Shaq is Shaq.

I think that counts. I think that counts. I think that counts. I was, because I was, that was one of my, where'm like oh i hope i hope i hope he is he is shag he is it's tricky for two reasons and i'm not i'm not i'm not arguing you on it i think you should definitely pick it it's tricky because o'neill is right there on the back of his jersey which is how like most of us got to know or not maybe even not most of us but a lot of us so you're like looking at his full name the whole time and his name rhymes which is fine but did you i got to knew i knew shaq i knew he was shaq yeah not from yeah he was

he's shaq plus if you say shaq or shaquille even you know exactly who you're talking about how many other shaquilles have done anything after he blew up how many like i don't know when did he blow up about 18 20 years ago how many 20 year old sha don't know, when did he blow up? About 18, 20 years ago? How many 20-year-old Shaquilles? No, what? Shaq? Yeah, when was that? Did you just- Was it 30 years ago?

30 years ago. I don't know why I said 18, 20. What was the first year of the Magic? He got drafted for the first year of the- He was in 92, was- Yeah. 92, 93 was his first season, I think. And he was huge in college, too.

I mean, he was in a movie but anyways yeah so yeah i just i guess so the question is how many 28 year old shaquille's are walking around like well that's the thing the only other famous shaquille's are named after shaquille o'neal they're shack griffin in the nfl i got a buddy whose little brother's name is shaquille yeah well that's in it like how many beyonces do you think are walking around now where they're just like, I think it was a decent amount of Beyonce's. Oh yeah. I got a friend named OJ. I got a friend named Orenthal James. Whoa.

Yeah. Tricky. He's my age. So it was before anybody even, you know, there's a fine thing to name a boy. There's a fine thing. Inspiring even. Oh, I got it. I got to give my kid a name of someone who could never do anything wrong.

Who's your American sweetheart? OJ probably. Yeah. I mean, he just did that naked gun film. You know, I love USC. After that,

they changed his name to Cosby and they figured they were in the clear. Yeah. Do you think there's a kid named like Cosby or Renthal out there? Just like, and he's just like, yeah, I don't know, man.

I'm a two-time loser i'm sorry if you multiply two negatives it's a positive so oh there it is there it is mr silver lining i gotta pee keep talking about uh bill cosby you guys love him all right i did just buy a movie sean that you would like to watch, but it's on DVD. So next time you come down here, I just bought a movie and Bill Cosby was in it. And I was like, oh, man, I completely forgot about that. It's a ghost dad. No, I mean, come on. Ghost dad lives in my heart.

I don't have to buy that. You ever seen the meteor man? Hey, I think so. Who's the who's the main character? Robert Townsend. But then James Earl Jones is in it. I think is in it. Don Cheadle's in it.

Naughty by nature's in it. You know what I just found out is Don Cheadle's in colors. He plays rocket in colors. He's like the main crip. I didn't, that's Don Cheadle. It's young. Don Cheadle has been alive this whole time.

Like Don, he's, he never, bro, there's always been a don cheadle he's like the pope yeah also not for nothing uh menace is on hbo max and boys in the hood is on netflix i think right now so for everybody out there just oh man you're gonna have a double date i saw i was scrolling through hbo max say i was like whenever i see that menace is on something

normally that dictates what I'm going to do for the next couple hours where I'm just like, well, curl up and watch this movie I've seen 150 times. That movie makes me so fucking sad, dude. I don't watch it to get hyped or anything. It's such a good movie. Yeah. It doesn't.

No, I'm like that with Romy and Michelle's high school reunion. Oh, you get hyped. It used to make you sad. Now it gets you hyped. Backwards. No, because it's funny. I think about that. Same thing with kids. reunion oh you get hyped it used to make you sad now it gets you hyped you uh backwards no with because it's funny i think about that same thing with kids i they used to get me hyped which is insane makes me sad too yo because it's fucking sad dude but it's also pretty funny like when he's like i like my girls mad flavor and you're like you are a little boy yeah it's funny telly

the main character from kids i only saw him in one other movie and it was serendipity with john cusack he's in that he played like a secretary uh in in serendipity with john cusack i don't know why sean but i feel like you were like telly when you were a boy i wasn't but not with the aids i don't think you had aids no well well i did i had it i wasn't like that but wait it was i just mean like a cool kid bopping around the city like a lot of different friends we didn't we didn't have a city to bop around but yeah we did you know what i mean but you're walking down the street from dog patch to whiskey flats north north cliff dog patch i was all over the hood yeah that's what i mean that's what i mean yeah yeah me and telly man now kirschman he dude

kirschman's been listening shout out kirschman oh shout out kirschman he used to look like telly for real we used to call him telly back in the day because he looked like him and that would be a hard nickname he was a televangelist in the 90s like it's a that's what it was short for what if that's what rappers were talking about? Like, yeah, I took her to the telly. Telly Vangelis. She got baptized, too. Damn, David. Yeah, my last pick was Shaq. Oh, yeah.

And my next pick is, I mean, I've shouted her out so many times on the pod. Angela Bassett is two names, David. Just, you know. I'm picking Angela and Bassett is two names, David. I'm picking Angela and Bassett back to back. Yeah. That'd be such a fun trick to pull. Well, for my next two picks,

Angela and Bassett. Great detective show. Continue. Like Rizzoli and Isles. No, I get it. Angela and Bassett. I see, I get it. Oh, Angelo and Bassett. I see, I see, I see. I get it, I get it, I get it.

I see. I think it's crazy you expected us to make that leap on our own, but I do see now that it's been explained. You're very intelligent, funny boys. I figured you could pick up where I was putting down. David, don't you have a pick to make? I don't know, man. It's tricky.

You didn't give us enough of the pieces. Speaking of which, did you see that Sudoku video I posted putting down. David, don't you have a pick to make? I don't know, man. It's tricky. You didn't give us enough of the pieces, you know? Speaking of which, did you see that Sudoku video I posted? No. I know that sounds crazy. No, I love it. I enjoy Sudoku. I do. Jason Sudokus. That's right. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I'm going to live you a while for that one, dude. Dana Schwartz showed me this sudoku video shout out d-bone d-bone schwartz uh that's like it's he starts with like i'll just have to send it to you it's crazy i tweeted it i'll tweet it again but i'll text you guys it's fucking insane it's half an hour long and she's like do you want to watch a half hour sudoku video and i was like no but i i like you so if you want what are you doing are we going to hang out for the next half hour while it's on then sure i trust your judgment and so we watched

this fucking we watched this half hour sudoku video for 45 seconds i was like skeptical and then i was the most into something i've been in forever i did see that tweet i remember you in the tweet i do remember that i didn't know it was sudoku it was sudoku so i'll send it anyway it's amazing how he completes this puzzle there's not enough there and that was like your joke awesome that was a lot like that shitty joke that you told yeah madonna's amazing man the immaculate collection is like one of the greatest hits of all time i don't need to go into it you guys know how i feel about it i fucking love that shit man it's amazing i was thinking about madonna the other day

because i was thinking about like i didn't mean to hear you pick Madonna. Yeah, you picked Madonna. Madonna. Madonna. Madonna Ciccone or something like that? Yeah, I don't know her last name. I was thinking about... I think it's Spaghetti.

It's Spaghetti, yeah. Madonna Spaghetti. Madonna Spaghetti. Of the Lower East Side Spaghetti. Madonna work here anymore. What am I talking about? Madonna Spaghetti, you get back here. Madonna Spaghetti. Madonnaonna work here anymore i'm talking about spaghetti you get back here madonna gonna work here what's your favorite madonna song papa don't preach okay really

that's a heartbreaker dude that sounds beautiful like a prayer is still mine i mean i know that's kind of hack but like no it's fine it's the best one i think if we were like vogue or like a virgin i think like a prayer gets by i think like a prayer is good marge you got one uh no i was just i was just vibing to like a prayer like a prayer is good it's i remember having to edit that in i think the songs to get a dance floor going at a wedding yeah that's a good song there's a red dragon video for all you skateboarders out there forget the guy's name but he skates to like a prayer um in the red dragon video you know what else i like that i don't feel like gets enough love is la isla bonita that's what i was gonna say my isla bonita san pedro yeah that sounds good

really that girl is really good ray of light ns estinina who's that girl her like the duration of her career and we talked about beyonce earlier it's kind of like amazing because i was thinking about like how when i like kids these days right so like they're 20 but they listen to beyonce music right there or they're 23 or whatever they still listen to beyonce sure and like when we were that age that was madonna for us so like to kids now beyonce is like madonna whoa i think isn't that crazy when madonna's so many so many different kinds of music that she's made too like so many kinds of pop songs tons of slow songs like i think of the song from league of their own i loved that song and i was like 10 or something i don't know that tune also yeah you do i can't what was that sad song she made that was in a movie oh man take a bow yeah used to be our childhood dream that's a song from league

of their own isn't it no we're thinking different songs but that song is great too oh yeah this used to be our playground used to be used to be our childhood dream that song that's from like there we got you rapping and singing on this one yeah we got all the elements we haven't been seeing each other on friday nights lately this is what i do usually usually you're rapping there's two lasagnas up there what what no there's one there's one though i'm gonna eat lasagna after this i know you are it i well i should have meant i'll never eat lasagna ever again after having sue carmel's lasagna this is just a distant distant second how about that lasagna by sue carmel though man i gotta get in on this perfect next time you're up there or i'll make it down here one of these weekends i gotta

get in on this zanya not that mom i can't make it as good as you i'm not saying that i was about to step in thank you for saying i can follow your intricate directions instructions okay recipe all right you know what you do is you put the noodles in dry it doesn't make sense to cook them first it's actually madonna recipe people cook them first you don't cook the noodles first it's ridiculous they cook in the pan. Where do you put the potatoes in? That's my question. Put them in the garbage next to the counter. You Irish.

You dirty Irish fuck. Hello, Laura. We got to put potatoes in the tacos. I can't have a taco without a potato in it, Laura. Could you go to the bathroom and get your hair redder, please, Laura? I'm getting okay at Irish. I was speaking i was speaking irish right there i'm getting all right have you been brushing up i've been brushing up i've been brushing down lady been getting better at the irish i have it's in the blood laying off the liquor laying on the

books one day we'll go to ireland dude and we'll lay on the liquor my dad tried to bring me to ireland maybe i've maybe i've regaled you with the story before that I use regale. Sean, that was just Notre Dame. He owed like, like 20 racks and child support. And then my mom's like, well, you, you can't go to Ireland with your dad. I got so mad at her. I got mad at her and I was like, fucking whatever. And I look back and I'm like, she had to be so mad that she was like going to school and giving me food. And then he buys me a leather Notre Dame jacket and offers to take me to Ireland. And I'm mad at her. Yeah.

Did he go to Ireland himself? He sure did. Whoa. Spent some of that, spent some of that child support money to take his ass to Ireland. They got bars there. Yeah. They sure do.

They got a Jordan's pub that he was at. Wrap their asses off. Oh oh you mean drinking establishments okay yeah they got bars in ireland madonna great pick time for my third pick and with my third pick i had to take the greatest soccer player of all time pele damn it damn it damn it i got three soccer players on my list you don't have pele anymore dude not anymore the one that matters is no longer on your list juggled him on over to my list man he plays with the ginga of the brazilian people that's right i tell you when i

saw that movie and i was really obsessed with it for a couple days no i there's the pele movie on netflix watch it it's fantastic it'll get you hyped. Really? It'll get you hyped. Is it a documentary or is it like a movie movie? No, it's like a movie movie about like, and it's just a fun story, like young kid from the slums. And then he gets on the national team, but he plays with the Jenga and the Brazilian coach is like, no, we do not play with the Jenga. That is a poor style.

And Pele's like, but it's in me, the Jenga. And then like they, he plays with the jenga and then like they he plays with the jenga and they win the world cup what's jenga it's just like basically like the sauce you know yeah he sauced all over everybody they're playing they're playing like they wanted to play european ball and he was like no i got the sauce all right yeah they wanted like pass pass hold pass and he was like crossing dudes up he was like jenga doing crazy shit with the ball he did he went from the slums i mean this is true of a lot of soccer players but like went from the slums and then became like a global icon and he was he was like a teenager his first uh world cup

yeah like a teen boy that's so buck to think about but the jenga was inside of him the whole time the whole time they couldn't get it out jenga was watch dude i'm telling you watch that movie you will not be sean you would love it too dude okay i think i'll watch it tonight where's pele come from it was like uh it was like i think it was like a nickname but it was like disparaging i don't even think it was like a good i think it's like a it was like somebody's like making fun of him or something like that i really watch the movie it's in there all right he played for a team called santos where were they we played for a brazilian team oh yeah yeah he's brazilian and stayed in brazil never went over to europe see holy shit yeah yep he did play for the new york cosmos for two years i mean that was on the way out you gotta do that you cash those checks you got yeah no money for the rest of town i hated soccer i knew who pele was

yeah yeah exactly everybody does every it was like a although i heard he loved new york because people didn't recognize him on the street really yeah he must have not been able to move in brazil oh i mean come on that'd be fun for like a day and then you'd be like all right i'd like to i'd like to be able to go in brazil famous that'd be fun for a life no i mean i just like not being able to move being that kind of famous where it's like you can't do anything normal it would suck like it seems in theory it'd be like be fun for like a day or a week or something and you'd be like well no i'd like to go to the store and be in a bad mood sometimes you know me i gotta go to the 7-eleven you know what i mean yeah in brazil if you were that famous you just get carried from carnival to carnival dude they give you a free fake butt you would never you

would never eat pork that wasn't cooked in the ground that day. Damn. I mean, I'm trying to live like that anyway. Yeah, that sounds fantastic. I got a backyard. Dog, are you talking pig burial? Let's bury a pig. I'm seriously so into that. Yeah, I'll bury a pig with you. We're going to bury a pig, dude.

Yeah. When you come down, Marissa, when you are here, we're going to bury a pig. Wrap it in banana leaves, I think, is how you got to do it. And then we're just going to get wing stop after that yeah we're just gonna leave the pig there i'm not sure we i'm not sure it's safe to eat yeah we'll just leave it buried in the ground pele though do you think kids today still know about pele or were we just like just on the cusp of knowing about that i think that there is another soccer player that goes by one name that i will not name but i think that they probably know him if they're coming i mean that's a long time it's a

long time it's surprising that we knew it i don't think you can be a superstar like that anymore he played his last professional game in 1977 he played his last world cup game in 1977 in 1971 it's weird that we know about him yeah it is i've never liked soccer ever it's the jenga jenga you gotta watch the movie seriously man i'll watch the movie yeah watch that shit get off my fucking case about it i fucking won't sean boys he's always fucking boys now is neither the time nor the place sean make your next pick she likes it my way oh yeah my way yeah that's a great pick what i say goes and i'm in control In control. Usher, baby. Do the verse. Do the verse. Oh, fuck you. I do.

Come on, you got it. Any and everything you want to make your girl say, ooh, ooh. Why is he so fly? Ah, ah. She beeps me whenever she want to get freaky. You can get mad if you want to say whatever you want but you're still gonna give it up she likes it sean's way she likes it sean's way that's with mustard and potato chips on it hey like i do want to have sex but like can can we put potato chips and mustard all over both of us before we do it? Maybe have a cheese sandwich for dinner?

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Usher's great, man. Yeah, Usher, dude. Usher's fantastic. Celebrate the gentleman's entire catalog. How many drinks for you to make out with Usher? More. Yeah, a lot more.

More than Prince? A lot more. Yeah, I'm not attracted to Usher at all. No, me neither. I don't think usher's doing anything new to me usher seems like a selfish lover he's not in it for the love of the game oh i think he might be a bad guy yeah i don't think anybody's ever made cheating sound cooler than usher like all the songs he just makes it sound tight to cheat. That's not cool. Oh, man, I did it again. Yeah. Mr. Stealer Girl.

Four fucking confessions, dog. Damn. That's four different out of what? Those are babies. That's not just a hit song. Shit, I did it again. And this time I did it wearing one of those Under Armour hats. One of those babies that looks like an Under Armour hat. And then the next one was like,

you're not going to believe this. This time I did it again wearing a Von Dutch hat. It's just different hats he wore. I do believe it this time, Usher. I do believe it. I believed it last time. You're a serial cheater. I think you have issues with women.

He just stops. Hey, baby hey baby sit down this is my confession yeah you cheated on me yeah i bet yeah oh a song with your shirt off i i know where this goes at this point i decided that this is the part of the part and parcel of dating you usher also he like was one of the first people who discovered justin bieber which is a weird little feather in his i remember that yeah yeah he got got him on the internet right yeah on youtube right yeah yeah i mean i mean listen usher could eat listen that guy he's got the juice i'm not saying that yeah i like usher i like usher i just say that sometimes when i go when i like go into the bank or something next i like usher and then i just i like usher we exist i

don't want to open an account yeah what do you want from me what's your first name i like usher and my first name's sean i wish i had a tinder profile i like usher it would not work as good as you think it's me holding usher tickets just like, check it out, dude. I got Usher tickets. I'm going to Usher. Also, I skate. You want to meet? As long as the coffee shop's by that Usher concert, because I'm going, bro. I hope this thing's my way. You can get on Bumble Friends, dude.

Open a Bumble Friends account. Tell Laura. Get her in on it. Is that a thing? Uh-huh. Yeah. Wait, so people have Bumble just to get rejected by friends i don't i haven't i haven't uh been active on there but it is for making friends i think yeah but then so you but

but it's the same but it's the same metric i think so that would be humiliating i don't even want to be your friend that's fucking terrible i don't want to be your friend i i hate that can you imagine uh how did you guys how did you two meet we met on bumble friends what a weird fucking and i oh no we've never had sex your best man at your wedding yeah uh craig craig i remember when i met you on bumble friends you said you liked usher i i don't really have strong opinions about him either way everybody laughed at me for going to that concert but you know what i made a friend for life here i am with dave is it dave yeah loves us all my boys used to laugh they used to say oh that guy that you met on bumble that's not not going to last. On Bumble Friends. I remember everybody telling me, you'll never have a goddamn friend ever.

Yeah. And then I hopped on Bumble Friends and I found the biggest Usher fan in the world. And here he is getting married. I not only found a friend, I found a brother. I know it seems crazy that I also found someone to marry, given that I met my best friend on Bumble Friends. And apparently she's okay with that. But here I am am living proof oh bubble friends makes me so upset like is it is it just like a bunch of fat dudes not getting friends either

that's fucking yo that's horrible i'm not getting any play on here i'm not getting any play date because you only go to bumble friends if bumble isn't working right yeah nobody started at bumble friends all right a lot of my friends say they they're their wives are their best friends so i'm gonna go on bumble friend kind of work backwards from that point we'll see it's like long division we'll just see if i get there yeah is that no no that's not like what no it's not i was just trying to work long division into the joke and you stopped it and called me on it i'm sorry i'm sorry that's one of those ones where if nobody called you on it you could get it you could get it through i would it would have everybody be

like the long division shit was hilarious dude and david's like hey hey i'm sorry that's not what long division is like. Wrong again, Sean. Wrong on caution to the wind. Wrong on this. No, I was right with caution to the wind, and I'll hear nothing more. You were not? Cosh is short for caution. No.

I don't know if you guys gathered that. No, no, no. And you throw it into the wind as if to say, I don't care. I could care less about the mores of society. Short for caution? Nice use of mores, dude. I'm not going to let that slip by either. Yeah, thanks, buddy. I like that. Yeah. Coshs of society for caution nice use of mores dude i'm not gonna let that slip by either yeah thanks i like that yeah caution is not short for caution i'm not sure it

is i'm not sure it is i'm not sure it's definitely not but i'm not sure it is i'm peeved dude what's your fourth pick oprah yeah oh that's fucking fantastic all right how many drinks would it take for you to make out with oprah i don't know. I think she'd probably need like three. I'd do it before one. I'd make out with just... Oh, she would. Yeah, I said she'd need three. Oh, yeah.

I think... It was another... I keep trying jokes. I think... No, I get it. I gotta stop, man. I thought it was funny. No, I wouldn't need any.

I mean, yeah, I'd make out with Oprah. Of course. It'd be awesome. You know what's weird is her middle name is G Gail and her best friend's name is Gail. And I wonder if that's why she picked Gail. Oh, that'd be crazy. Oh, yeah. Look on Bumble Friends.

Is it on the internet? I'll look on Bumble Friends. Bumble Friendsopedia. They probably met on Bumble Friends. Now, listen, I agree with you, but have you ever, did you watch Oprah? No, I just love Oprah. She's always put out positivity into the world. She's always been a good person, it seems like, and I've always liked that.

I kind of watched Oprah, but just in general, she's just a beacon of goodness in the world, and that's obvious to anybody. When you say you kind of watched Oprah. You want me to go into how I kind of watched her? great grandma would watch oprah and so whenever she was like yeah whenever she was watching me i would just there was the tv in the room so i would watch oprah was oprah oprah was more like ellen than it was like ricky lake right or was she pulling on people it wasn't like ricky like at all oprah was totally like ellen okay i don't know she was ever trash i think it was like she was giving away cars and shit she had like yeah i don't think even early oprah early oprah was still on the straight and

narrow like that oh i know i don't know about i'd be interested to know but as far as i know it was always like just a low level daytime talk show it wasn't like uh yeah like it wasn't like jerry springer or anything like that. Yeah. I was a Jenny Jones man, but I don't think that's what she was doing. No. I was a Jimmy Johnson man. I watched his daytime talk show. I produced another podcast that was nominated in the same category as Oprah's podcast.

And you know what? We won. So I beat Oprah. We did not go to the award show because we were not expecting to win oh no so i just want you guys to know beyonce and oprah winfrey got flexed on on this yeah they did damn snatching awards that's right that's this is the award snatcher podcast now as far as I'm concerned we're coming for the cutlery yeah tighten up I didn't watch out Sarsha Ronan we're coming for your Oscar next

Sean's gonna win a fucking Oscar yeah and then David snatched the NBA champion or the WNBA championship away from the Seattle Storm next year damn we're all coming. Yeah. I'm into all that.

I need something for the mantle. I need something for the fireplace. It's not built yet. You got a mantle behind you though, dude. I do. Over here. Oprah.

In movies too. Isn't that crazy? She's like color purple and like some other shit. Beloved. Beloved. Yeah. Beloved. I don't know.

I thought you were saying she's, I thought you were saying like she's beloved but no i met the movie i don't know why i said it like beloved it's a friday night dude it's weird that we're recording right now with it excellent that's great time for my fourth pick oh this is tough yeah uh-oh. Ladies and gentlemen, your Laker Girl. Wow, it's been a while since we've done Laker Girl. Laker Girl.

Sorry, but that's the ODB thing. Does this sound weird? It's the Damn, I can't do it. What about the ODB thing? Does this sound weird? That's the, uh, damn, I can't do it. Uh, wasn't that how ODB did it?

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. You do, too. No, I don't. Really? Okay, well, we don't need to get into it. Somebody out there knows what I'm talking about, I hope. Otherwise, I look like a fucking lunatic.

Hit us up if you know what he's doing. Tag Marissa, David, and I in there, in there too because we'd like to explain to us uh my fourth pick i'm going to take share i'm gonna take share yeah yeah obviously you know what is a share bop that people don't i don't i don't think comes up enough what's that turn back time it's the best song in the world. Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves. Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that song. That song's a banger. I don't even know that song. How's it go?

Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves. And Oogie Boogie sings it? I thought you said Cher sings it. Okay, man. You get to sing on here all the fucking time. Yeah, well, I sound exactly like Usher, David. I sound exactly like Usher. I come through with a thick Cher, and now you're giving me static?

That was a thick share. It was a thick share. That was a thick share. That was a thick share. And I'm not trying to—that sounded more like share than you sounded like Usher, but you weren't even trying to sound like Usher. I came through with the lion's share. You look like Usher. You smell like Usher.

You don't sound like Usher. First of all, nobody smells like usher nobody smells like usher except for a fresh sandalwood grove that's right do those words all go together i don't know maybe i don't know that much about sandalwood no we're not that podcast if you want to know more about sandalwood find another podcast listen to come down sorry yeah man share uh turn back time i just talked about it like two nights ago that song i forget about and it's so good it's so good yeah life after love is like early fucking voice box or whatever that thing is the auto-tune auto-tune it's it

slaps it's such a good song and she's an amazing actor she was in mask yeah she won an oscar with winona rider that song that they um it's in his kiss that's where it is that song's fun yeah yeah sure it's fantastic she the uh the old ball and chain and i watched i'm trying to talk like you when i talk about my girlfriend dana and i watched the witches of eastwick and the run-up to halloween and that's she's in that it's a weird movie is that when their kids are rats no it's no i always mix it up with that okay i'm sure that's just the witches the witches that's the witches witches of eastwick let me lay this out for you real quick share susan sarandon and michelle pfeiffer play friends in a small new england town i'm in shares an artist susan sarandon's like a teacher and cello player and michelle pfeiffer

is a mother of several several kids and then jack nicholson comes to town and he's the devil but he's like a charming devil and he moves into a gigantic house and then starts dating all three of them at the same time but they're okay with it because of his devil powers and then weird stuff just sounds awesome i don't know sounds like it could have happened also in real life they're just like all right yeah that happened to my friend jake and then it ends on some real weird either cgi or claymation but like the idea of that movie happening now it's absurd it's not bad it's not good yeah but it's not not good. It's worth a watch. It's fucking weird. But like, those are three Oscar winners and an Oscar nominee in that. I think Susan Sarandon's won an Oscar.

If not, she's been nominated. And they're in this silly ass movie together. It's just fucking weird that it got made. It sounds interesting. I got a weird night. I got to watch Pele and the Witches of Eastwood. Yeah, it's going to be a weird night for you, dude. David, time for your fourth pick. and the witches of eastwood yeah it's gonna be a weird night for you dude fourth pick is going to be oh yeah rihanna yeah she stuck around so long i thought you

i thought that was gonna be your first pick honestly no i had to go big with muhammad even though we're not allowing rappers and her name is robin fenty i think rihanna's okay yeah isn't she rihanna she's rihanna someone thinks their name is allowing rappers and her name is robin fenty i think rihanna's okay yeah isn't she rihanna she's rihanna someone thinks their name is like i thought her name was rihanna for a long long time yeah yeah yeah yeah i might have still thought it until just now honestly i'm trying to think if i knew what her real name was robin anyway yeah yeah i mean what else to say we've already talked about her extensively she's so dope dope. Man, she loves smoking weed. She goes from slim to slim thick.

She's been kicked off of Instagram for smoking blunts and getting naked, which is hilarious. That's amazing. That's all I want to get kicked off of Instagram for. She wants to fuck LeBron so bad. Yeah, remember when she was like, the king's still going to be the king. Yeah. Yeah. It's so cool.

She's just so out there and vocal about how bad she wants to fuck him. She walks around with wine glasses. She's just fucking amazing. She doesn't give a fuck. so cool she's just so out there and vocal about how bad she wants to fuck him she just she walks around with wine glasses she's just fucking amazing she doesn't give a fuck she's she's really cool yeah and her music is amazing i know we talked about earlier again but that umbrella remix dude just see i guess even just the regular one her first song was her first song some kind of replay yeah thanks run run run run yeah when she had that short haircut that i want to talk to the manager haircut i like i find her incredibly beautiful and attractive but i couldn't oh i think she would hate me terrified i wouldn't know what was going on i think she would hate me no like i would love it I'm afraid. I'm earnestly afraid. I'm a pretty confident dude.

I'm afraid of Rihanna. If she hit me, I wouldn't tell anybody. No. I'd start crying. I'd tell my tears. She wouldn't let me, and I couldn't if she did. It's like one of those things. Yeah, it's not even, that's not even one word. I'd say one word to her she'd be like oh yeah this

guy's off the table yeah she just slide you a business card for bumble friends she wouldn't add me on bumble friends you go but this is for people like you oh that'd be the worst yo if i struck out with bumble friends i'd have to yeah yeah that's why you can't even go on there because you can't open yourself up to that possibly even happening no it seems horrible that's a horrible idea it's a horrible idea sounds tough no good i mean if any if anybody is for real best friends and they met on bumble friends tell me on twitter i'll give you 50 i'll give you 50 as well but you gotta fucking have you gotta have the receipt i'll give you 50 bucks as well 150 bucks but yeah you gotta have i need

like vacation pics yeah i do i do i'm seriously that'd be awesome i'd gladly give you it would be awesome but i don't believe in it there's no way lightning round lightning ram yeah yeah yeah somehow he's doing a lightning round ichiro ichiro oh that's so great yeah i forgot about him yeah he's great amazing baseball player ichiro suzuki played for the mariner played in japan for a long time and then came over here at like an advanced age yeah he was older when he first got to the mayor still fast as hell like the natural huh just came over like an old person yeah yeah he's great he might have been like now that i say that he might have been 32 but like that's old for fucking sports but came over here and was like amazing fucking ichiro uh sting is my final pick

nice is that okay because we all know miss thing but is that a rapper thing okay okay no i don't i don't think so i think it's just crazy that you picked a wrestler sting no no no no no talking about my dude fucking for seven hours tantric sex tantric sex sting dude yeah man i'm trying to think uh what roxanne red light oh yeah stings had some some bangers out there so even his later stuff like i dream of rain that song did he do that song where he's like i could dream about you i think so he did uh every little thing she does is magic just turns me on it's so good yeah what about that uh shape of my heart is great that's in the professional he's got he he has the opening song

i think for lethal weapon 2 fantastic i don't know the name of the song but it's so good in the opening credits it's lethal weapon 2 or 3 yeah i think it's called probably me it's probably me i hate to say it but it's probably me such a dope song dude yeah listen to it before you take a bath stung while you're in the bath sean your final pick while you're in the bath sean your final pick uh slash oh yeah oh yeah yeah i couldn't tell you what slash's real name is no unless it's jack daniels i don't know what other name he might go by but yeah slash fucking rules man he always has always a full bottle of jack uh giant hair giant hat face melters for days and just a fantastic one name it's cool too he does he doesn't seem like a dick rock star he seems like a rock star he's just like who would be like yeah

man come chill it's all right like let him let him in let him in let him in yeah yeah yeah exactly he's like no he's cool he's fine it's fine what's up man axel would be a prick and slash is just like hey hey hey hey hey so you know what? Slash would give you a chance on Bubble Friends. Yes, he would. Yes, he would. Slash would earnestly ask what South Dakota's like. He'd never played there. He'd want to know. I would say it's unfortunate, Slash, but they passed legal marijuana, and Jack Daniels has been legal forever, my friend. You might like it.

Slash, great pick. Marissa, do you have a one-namer that hasn't come off the board yet? Great pick. Marissa, do you have a one-namer that hasn't come off the board yet? This is a fictional person, so I'm not sure if you'd count, but I just think they have a really, really cool name, and they're iconic for me, and that is Ganondorf. From Zelda?

Yes. Yeah! Awesome. He's the recurring big bad guy from Zelda, and he's very scary, and he just has such a cool name ganondorf that's a great ganondorf it does sound ganondorf ganondorf great but my other pick would have been rupaul oh oh yeah that's fantastic oh excellent paul would have been yeah fuck shit i didn't even have rupaul on the list i didn't either well to recap who we did on our list david you took muhammad shack madonna rihanna and ichiro i went second i took prince adele pele share and sting sean you went last and you took beyonce tupac usher oprah and slash one of them one of them

no sean you david's the only i think other guest who's done this your entire list is black people yeah yeah you've done it oh man he said yeah who do we leave on the list drake drake wouldn't have counted after the first i had to call an audible after the first eminem thing so drake wouldn't have counted drake would have that's his middle name but i think i didn't know yeah i thought it was do right and kill everything no is that really he says it in a song wow drake just stands for do right and kill everything i think it's hilarious aubrey drake graham is what i saw but maybe i'm wrong i didn't even know that i thought obi i had on there moby shakira yanni messy but i don't know if that's really oh yeah messy and i had maradona maradona maradona ronaldo and other than that yeah my shit got picked yeah there

weren't the other weren't nearly as many as i thought honestly donovan from the 70s yeah i'm just mad about saffron saffron's mad about me i don't know what's going on they call me mellow yellow quite rightly you don't know that song? No. No. That'd be funny if I was making it up. I'm just mad about saffron. Are you making it up?

Saffron's mad about me. Who else knows this song? I know sort of what you're talking about. They call me mellow yellow. Yeah, yeah. Quite rightly. They call me mellow yellow. That's that Donovan dudeovan dude is the mellow yellow song yeah quite rightly i don't i had no idea yeah you've heard it though right yeah yeah i've definitely heard that song i didn't know it until you got to the they

call me mellow yellow part i wish i could make songs up like that well then you'd be a recording artist i think you did hurdy-gurdy man too you know that one? Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy man. You're making that up. No, I'm not. That's real. Fuck you. I swear to God. You've never heard of Hurdy Gurdy Man?

That sounds like something you just made up because you're very creative. That's a male strip club in South Dakota. Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy man. It's real. I swear to God. He did did catch the wind you all sound like you could be making them up i forget how catch the wind goes but might as well catch the wind is the only part i really remember from it i found a pretty good deal on a hurdy-gurdy just now type in google in that no i you don't don't buy that there i got a hurdy-gurdy, man. Oh. Yeah. No, Jamel's going to slang it at the swap meet, dude.

He had songs like Gugu Barabajal. Okay, Ian. I was with you until you did that. Gugu Barabajal. Yeah. Yeah. The band is Gaja G Yeah. The song was called, it was the band is Gajagugu. The song is called Too Shy. Hush, hush, hush.

How do I? It's not my fault that all the Donovan songs sound fake. He's got another one called Sunny Gouge Street. All right. That's not. Fuck you. Are you? Are you?

Swear to God. You're dead serious. All these are Donovan songs. Yeah. Here's one you've heard of. I swear to God. Is're dead serious. All these are Donovan songs? Yeah. What did you just say? Here's one you've heard of. I swear to God. Is it Can't See Me?

Here's one. Season of the Witch. You know that song? No, I don't know that song. You gotta pull out every stitch. Yeah, I just heard it like two days ago. I put it on a Halloween playlist when that was on. That's Donovan as well.

The season of the witch. The season of the witch. Yeah. That witch yeah that song rules try to say sue carmel she knows what i'm talking about when it comes to donovan mom come to all these fools let him know about donovan i think he's irish on you should know about this fool i'll see her over thanksgiving i hope and uh i'll talk to her face to face about it oh he's british but yeah absolutely yeah well listen we want to hear yours picks not that there's a ton left but let us know if there are uh hit us up at all fantasy pod on twitter all fantasy podcast at gmail.com now that's on the internet shout out to everyone on the afe subreddit shout out to

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like you're we're getting you with yeah he came to our after party he sure did and uh and then he saw that we do not lie or fake the funk on any of these nasty dunks no no no we very much live that life i don't think anybody ever never thought that damn what else i mean shout out to him shout out to frankie ocean shout out to sid the dude shout out to haji beats and and for god's sake more important than all of that tune in again next week for another brand new episode of all fantasy everything hurdy-gurdy man sounds cool when you say it it does it still sounds made up as hell. That was a hate gun podcast.