All Fantasy Everything - Fictional Doctors (w/ Ryan Sickler)

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is all Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting fictional doctors. Our guest today is a wonderful stand-up comedian, a podcaster, our dear friend, Ryan Sickler. comedian, a podcaster, our dear friend, Ryan Sickler. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always are my dear friends, Sean Jordan and David Borey, also very talented stand-up comedians in their own right, and beautiful men wearing baseball hats the two ways you can. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, where Feb-new-ary continues. Our month of brand new guests. Yeah, dude. Ryan, you can talk whenever.

Okay. Thank you for having me, guys. Thank you for being here. This is sick, man. I'm excited. Yeah. Thank you. This rules. The podcast we ever did was in a hotel room, and was it the Bridgestown Festival? I think it was, wasn't it?

No, you guys were here for Funny Over Everything. And yeah, it was you and Larson and Jay was, I didn't, I'd never met either one of you and Jay just starts ironing his shirt in the room and I was like, no way. He did not. And then he just laid on the bed and we did the crab feast. I still don't know how to do it.

You don't know how to iron? Every wedding we go to, Laura, she teaches me, she re-teaches me every time and I still am like, I'm going to burn it if to do it you don't need an iron every wedding we go to laura she like teaches me she re-teaches me every time and i still i'm like i'm gonna burn it if i do it your wedding was the last time and i was like you got to do it and burn it man you gotta burn it you've never burned iron bro you just got like a hot piece of iron he has a piece of basalt that he heats up on a stovetop same thing i used to sharpen my knives with before i go hunt just heat up a pumice stone you know it might be a good like you're looking for these things to watch while you're walking on the treadmill right yeah it

might be good to just queue up and like i'm saying this for myself too because there's i have a ton of blind spots just like things that adults do that i just have not figured out how to do yet there's got to be youtube videos for ironing there's that i learned how to tie a tie off of youtube yeah definitely i learned how to tie the double windsor the cadillac of knots off of youtube nobody else taught me you don't even need parents anymore. Just go to YouTube. Uh-uh. You can completely parent yourself. Now, I know how to iron,

but I'm sure there's things I don't know how to do. That was unnecessary. The stain, I'm just saying, I want for the listeners to know, if you come up to me with some wrinkled pants, I'll send you home

with a nice crease. I also know how to iron. It's not, it's really easy, Sean. It's so easy. Yeah. All right. Can you do laundry yeah well that's that's harder to do than ironing is why i'm asking that question sean yes sir do you know how to fold a piece of paper yeah you can iron yeah there it is yeah i can fold baby just crumple it up right right? Get it as small as it goes. Put it in your pocket. That's crumbling.

I said, I'm not condescending to you about this ironing thing. Cause the stain game is a complete mystery to me. If you, I don't know what to do with stains, which way to handle them. I have no idea how I just throw a t-shirt out. Yeah. Cause I don't know what to do with it. That's oxy. Throw oxy 10 on that.

I have a kid. We all have kids. You don't get stains out. Does everybody on here? I don't have a kid we all have kids you don't get stains out done that does everybody on here i don't have a kid no david i don't have i'm the only one but i do have dish soap and an immediate want for there to not be in my shirt yeah yeah i have high blood pressure which i feel like it's kind of like having a kid yeah dog it's gonna you need to take care of it it's the thing i to think about every day. You don't keep an eye on it there.

One of the guys with a kid here, Sean S. Jordan on Twitter, Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. Sean, this is going to be coming out. The 22nd. There he is. Well, come see me tomorrow at the Comedy Slash Bar in Seattle with Ian.

And then in New Orleans, March 8th and 9th. Boise, we're doing a live AFE March 23rd. Also, the special is done. We have it all done. It's finalized, all the artworks, everything is done. It's going to be coming out mid-March. We don't have an exact date yet,

but I'm going to be making a separate Patreon page for that. I'm going to put a bunch of free content on that page. And then the special will be there and details to follow. But I'll get that link out. I'll try to get it out this week. And again, I'm going to put out some free content. I have some ideas that I'm going to throw out there. I'm not releasing them yet, but it'll be fun. All of it's going to be good. And if you sign up there, then yeah, you'll be the first to get notifications and everything.

And I'm really looking forward to it. I worked super hard on it. Laura produced the whole thing. She directed the whole thing. She did everything. It's all about her and Maxine. So I'm very proud of it. I worked really, really, really hard on it.

And I'm excited for everyone to get the chance to see it. Other than that, just be happy. Smile. Be cool. Fantastic. David Borey is here. Sorry, coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. I think I'm getting sick. Take care of it. Nip it in the bud.

Flu game. I'm hydrating like crazy. Get some echinacea. You believe in sickness, huh? Coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Watch Royal Crack crackers coming out may or march uh february 29th on adult swim and then the next day on streaming on max and that's my big thing fantabulous my name is ian carmel at ian carmel

on twitter instagram tiktok youtube all those places. Pre-order my book, T-Shirt Swim Club, 13 Essays About Being Fat that I wrote from a comedic angle. And then my little sister, a clinical psychologist, comes in from an actual knowing what she's talking about angle. I could draft her, but she's real. Come see me tomorrow night in Seattle Comedy Slash Bar with Sean Jordan. I will be at Sports Drink in New Orleans, March 8th and 9th, also with Sean Jordan. Uh, I will be at sports drink in new Orleans, March 8th and 9th. Also with Sean Jordan. And then the next week at the punchline in San Francisco,

March 13th through the 16th. And then in Portland, Oregon revolution hall, uh, recording my special to me. Tickets still available for the late show. And then, yeah,

come see us at those other places that we've already talked about ryan sickler is here at ryan sickler on twitter is it at ryan sickler on instagram as well as platts right ryan sickler on all social media ryan sickler.com anywhere you need it where can people frequent your wares uh come see me on the road i'm actually going to be in winnipeg March 1st and 2nd. I'm in Omaha, Nebraska March 29th and 30th. I'm in Columbus, Ohio April 12th and 13th. Come fuck with us. Now we are gathered here today to fantasy draft a topic chosen by our beloved all family members on the Patreon.

We put up a few options suggested by you, and then you voted on them and you chose fictional doctors. Yeah. A topic I was skeptical about at first and then dove in. Oh, there's a grip. A rich vein. So many. In Abundant Valley.

Yeah. Are you guys, do you guys, Sean Jordan, now I know you've seen every episode of gray's anatomy i sure have cover to cover baby and there are some doctors in that show so yeah i got a list not just janitors man it's doctors and scrubs my other like one of my favorite shows of all time so i'm sitting pretty you got a lot of you got a lot to draw from are you uh ryan david are you guys medical show fans no but enough okay and there's like movies and books yeah for sure but yeah there was i i didn't have it wasn't too tough actually the

least yeah it was easier than i thought as well but i i want a couple deep cuts just because i felt like there would be some some overlap and and sean said one's off the board it's off the board so i'm trying to get all five of mine on this board. I feel it. I feel it. Yeah, dude. I got one deep cut that I can't even say with a straight face. It'll be fun. I'm excited. Oh, if it's a stave job. I bet it is. I bet it is.

Well, let's get into it. No reason to delay any further. The way we determine the order of this draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh, David wins. An unnatural victory. Flying in the face of God, a paper against two scissors. David, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. But before you do that do that i will remind you it is a serpentine draft and what is that that's a great question it's like playing snake on the nokia i don't know if i've ever even said it before you know that old snake in nokia you yeah well i might have said

it 300 episodes ago but what are we doing that's all right it's uh you know back and forth down a little bit each way just like a snake baby easyasy. If you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. David, with that in mind, what will the order of today's fictional doctor's fantasy draft be? We're going to go Sickler first. I'll go second. Then we're going to go Ian and Sean. Just to fuck it up a little bit. Holy buckets.

Just to fuck it up a little bit. Hot corner, baby. I'm out here. I got back to backs. I might go same show back to back. I feel like it up a little bit. Hot corner, baby. I'm out here. I got back-to-backs. I might go same show back-to-back. I feel like I'm eating microwave soup. I feel weird. It's hot and cold.

It's hot and cold at the same time. I'm going first through fourth. Is that right? You're going first and fifth. First and eighth, technically, and then ninth, and then 11th and 12th, 12th and 13th or whatever. Picture yourself playing snake on your phone. If at any point you get confused. I had to sail,

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We all look moisturized and handsome. Every single one of us in the prime of our lives. It is attractive. That's right. Ryan Zickler, what is your first pick? The first pick in the draft? All right. The first pick in the draft. This is a deep cut. I'm a little older. And I just actually had a conversation with his daughter at the comedy store the other night.

I'm going with Chevy Chase from Fletch, Dr. Rose and Penis. That's who we're going with. I still think about it. He turns around. He's like, what's your name? So he's like, Dr. Rose and Penis. I'm here to see it. He just drops it right in there, and it's like, what's your name? He's like, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm here to see it. He just drops it right in there.

And it's you. It's just so, you know, I haven't seen Fletch in a minute, man. It's one of the movies where I'm like, I keep meaning that should be the treadmill jam for a minute. That could get me through two and a half sessions for sure. Fletch? Yeah. His daughter's name's Kaylee and she plays piano at the comedy store so i saw her the other night and i just happened to ask her like look i'm from maryland chevy chase maryland like what

the hell is the deal and i guess it was a real person from history that uh his mom named him after and when you guys with this i was like doctors i was like i love fletch i know he had a doctor in there and it's Dr. Rosenpein. So his real birth name is Chevy Chase. That's his real name. Oh, okay. I always wondered that too. Well, and then you see like Chevy Chase and Glendale,

Chevy Chase Boulevard or whatever. And you're like, did they name that after Chevy? I didn't know. I asked. Yeah. Well, cause we got Bob home airport. You know what I mean? There's like the Avenue of the stars.

You're like, it's not. He's number two you could have seen glendale getting over there skis doing blow with chevy chase one night the maryland dale and he's like i'm gonna fucking name a street after you man because you're a fucking legend you're a fucking legend i've read my friend yeah yeah dude just doing lines off a white BMW hood, man. Come on. Yeah, that's fantastic. That is not the one that I was thinking that I couldn't say with a straight face, though. Okay. So, I was worried.

Yeah. Did you guys see the Fletch? I did. Not remake, but I guess like kind of the Jon Hamm Fletch? Oh, no. It came out recently, right? Confess Fletch? Yeah.

It's good. Is it? Oh, no. It came out recently, right? No, I didn't see it. It's good. Is it? Yeah, he's doing it. Doing it justice is because it's one of the all-time great roles, you know, but like, it's funny. It's worth watching. Okay. Excellent pick.

Dr. Rosen penis off the board. Not going to have any weight on me with all these treadmill joints when we'll be watching. Absolutely not. Skinny as shit, Playboy. You're going to love it. Your boy, Jon Hamm. And now it's time for your boy. I got a photo.

David Bortz's first pick. I got to take, I'm talking, taking Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce. I'm taking Hawkeye from MASH. Oh, yeah. Come on. That's a great. Yeah. He was the coolest guy.

And then, like, he showed he cared when you really needed it. You know what I mean? He was always the voice of reason. But then he was like, he showed he cared when you really needed it. You know what I mean? He was always the voice of reason. But then he was like, man, he was in that war, bro. Used to watch MASH a lot before school. And then when I started skipping school during school. And yeah, Hawkeye, big, big, big, big influence on my sensibilities. Love him.

Love Alan Alda. Hawkeye from MASH mash sassy but sweet he was the only mash guy i even thought about taking two is the funny thing yeah absolutely yeah he was the he was the one yeah dude i didn't give mash i didn't give mash enough of a chance when i was a kid so i used to watch it on nick at night when i was like six or seven i didn't i didn't understand how buck it was like the, you know, the situation. Right, right,

right. And then in my, like probably my thirties, I rewatched the whole shit. And I was like, Oh damn. It's real serious. Like clinger.

That's a man apart. Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? That's like, like, there's just like a lot. They're in a war, you know,

I don't think Hawkeye wasn't, or, uh, Alan Alda wasn't Pierce in the movie though. It was Donald Sutherland. Yeah. Yeah. In the movie. Yeah. it's great that's a robert altman movie man wrote like ring lardner wrote it it's that's crazy and then they made like a tv you know big flashy movie and then all of a sudden they make a tv show on it it's even bigger yeah the finale myself like walking around randomly humming that goddamn song right it's so

good you ever heard the lyrics well i guess it's what's the one that i'm thinking of like suicide fucking gnarly i remember that because i didn't know that i was like it's kind of a catchy little joint and then you hear the lyrics like oh it's nice it's a little different finale of mash 106 million people watched it that is saying 60 of american households can you believe that shit what do we get like 105 million downloads 105 but now it's but yes we do but it's later you know what i mean it's a few years later and no one's dying outside right yeah exactly exactly that's the korean war right yes no that's vietnam i always thought it was vietnam oh okay it's vietnam that's maybe it was all long enough that it went into korea god they doubled down and we don't need to dive into

what dates those happen because i definitely know so there's no reason to like you know see how long that was i know for sure oh the movie at least in south korea either way a conflict you don't want to be involved in yeah dude except on a tuesday morning before school is it yeah you're just getting ready if you got a good that was a good time for the day at school yeah yeah i mean. I mean, how else do you get through two-a-days? You gotta fucking... I'm trying to find my hot lips. Yeah. Ooh, hot lips. Isaac is confirming that it is indeed the Korean War. Oh, it is? Okay. And Isaac

is Korean, so... Yeah. Good job, Sean. Yeah, I'm out here. I saw him go through his own Korean War. He calls it the war. His own Korean War. It is all war. This last weekend, it was a conflict in a bag of jack-in-the-box tacos in the morning i don't want to air you out but please please by all means the next day isaac gets up we all had a b&b in phoenix this weekend because we were doing shows

at the uh shout out desert ridge improv but um isaac gets up and he eats an egg roll from jack in the box the next morning he's like he you gonna eat this? And I'm like, not, maybe 10 years ago, but not right now. I'm 29 years old. My digestive system can handle it. Yeah, you can handle it. That would have been a mess. Here's perhaps a,

hot is the right word, a room temperature take, but I think a next day egg roll from Jack in the Box or a taco only gets better. That only gets better. That only gets better. I don't know. I can't go with you there, brother. Because the flavor seeps in more.

I'll tell you, it gets better. It gets worse, that's for sure. None of it molds. None of it does anything. No way. You could leave it under a heat lamp for years and it would be the exact same. I would beg to argue that if food doesn't mold, it's probably okay to eat.

You know what I mean? Like we should be eating shit that doesn't get bad. Why are we? Yeah. I leave pizza on the counter and my wife will, like the next day I'll go to take a bite and she's like, you can't do that. And I go, if I know one thing, it's that you can eat pizza the next day on the counter.

I've been doing it for at least 30 years, minimum. Next day pizza is one of our true pleasures as a species talking about the bacteria i'm like maybe but it's been all right who do you ever know who got sick off the next day pizza one time no one not a never one time ever you know who you'd go see if you got sick off the next day pizza though if i may oh look at this well i don't believe it's your pick yet i believe it's mine oh wait is it not the hockey you got sick off a next day pizza though if i may oh look at this well i don't believe it's your pick yet i believe it's mine oh wait is it not the hockey you got the hot corner my friend david that's right sorry i forgot shisa go on okay all right i'm gonna take the doctor of my

childhood somebody who's brought me more laughs than I think anyone else I'm going to get in this draft. I'm taking Dr. Nick from The Simpsons. Oh, yeah. Oh, I saw him on there. Yeah, yeah. I was The Simpsons kid in a big way. Shaped my sense of humor, like, massively. And Dr. Nick was one of the funniest characters on there. Had a catchphrase.

Hi, everybody. I'm Dr. Nick, you know. So you knew it was Dr. Nick when he showed up. Yeah, dude. We moved Dr. Nick. You know, so you knew it was Dr. So you knew it was Dr. Nick when he showed up. Yeah, dude. We moved into my stepdad's house. He had I got the attic for the room and he had to clear all his all his stepdad stuff out of there. Like the stepdad stuff before your stepdad.

And so he's like signs, all the playboys stacks as high as I was a playboys, all that stuff. And yeah, VHS of the simpsons and a tv that was all i had up there so that was when i watched the whole shit when i was like seventh grader he's just so fucking funny like a doctor who got his degree in a strip mall he's the doctor when homer wants to like lose weight you know what i mean to get on disability like dr nick is the doctor who supervises him on the process you know like instead of making sandwiches with bread use pop tarts instead of chewing gum chew bacon he's just fucking i just i don't know man i just love it he's looking at a woman i had a couple of those doctors last year yeah you run into those yeah you had a rough go last

year right i think that a few of those guys were in my unit. Yikes. What happened? I would have took a Hawkeye, I believe. Yeah, Hawkeye would have got you straightened out real quick. Sickler, what happened? You were dealing with some bad doctors? Yeah, it's a long story, but the short, short version is I went in for a back surgery and then there was a complication. So they had me come back in. They they sew me back up and they tell me now you need to lay here. And I tell them that I have this blood disease that if I lay still for a long period of time, I'll clot and die because it's happened before where I almost died. Don't let me clot and die.

And I laid there for a week and then my fucking lungs fully clotted um pushed on my heart my heart swelled up and i collapsed in the hospital and god damn i'm lucky to be alive we're lucky we're we're lucky to have you that's um that's fucking nuts man i spent almost the whole month of uh january last year in Cedars-Sinai, which I've now called Cedars-Sinai. Fuck that. January's the month to miss though. I mean, if we're going to be honest,

you know, it was a good month. And my insurance just started. So it was a good month to have all that go down. Knock out the deductible in the first three days of the month. Now you can get that calf surgery you want to, and it'll just be covered, baby. You got all the pockets. Boulders put in.

Dr. Nick is my first pick. Sean Jordan. I mean, Dr. Meredith, great. Grey's Anatomy. I don't know if any, I know I'm the heaviest Grey's Anatomy regular on this show. Sickler, I don't know if you've ever... You ever dipped your feet in the bathtub? I dabbled. When COVID hit, I said...

I've been wanting to watch this show for a decade at least. And then I was like, I'm going to watch. So we watched the whole series in a year. All of it. Now we're caught up. The whole thing. Because we were going through IVF and you couldn't do anything. So it's like we just sat there and watched Grey's caught up. The whole thing. Because we were going through IVF and, you know, he couldn't do anything. So it's like we just sat there

and watched Grey's Anatomy. It was fantastic. What's his whole, what's her whole thing? You know? So she comes, her lineage, she comes from this amazing doctor,

her doctor, her mom, God darn it, I can't remember her name, but whatever. Her mom's like this famous doctor. And what's fascinating about this show is there's famous surgeons.

I couldn't name you a surgeon. I couldn't name you a cert. I couldn't name you a real doctor. I'd like Dr. Kevorkian's about the only one I could name, but they're like famous to the world or like amongst doctors to the, to the country for sure. And it goes international. They go to Japan and stuff.

Well, there's like Ben Carson, right? You know, you have like gifted hands like that. Like, I guess he would be a famous. I don't know who that is,

but so she'd be like eating at a restaurant or something to be like that's meredith gray over there and it's like but anyway uh so she's just like a famous doctor who changes the whole game and uh yeah she died it's just the best i love the show i like medical dramas i like romantic comedies i like all that i like light-hearted stuff i like all the drama stuff they just pack it all in that's why it's been on the show or on the air for 18 years or some shit i can't watch that stuff because i watch it i'm like i'm gonna get that whatever that person has i'm gonna get that even if it's like tree trunk through torso disease i'm like i'm like i'm catching that for sure

or i think i have that yeah i got those symptoms yeah she was itchy i don't know man there was one time these two people came in impaled with the same telephone pole and i'm like okay they make it pretty outlandish on grades where you're like yeah all right i ain't getting that do they fall in love because what a great way to meet someone yeah yeah no i mean the two impaled by a telephone oh no they have to choose the old guy one of has to die, and the old guy hops on the grenade for her. Oh, damn. It'll get you there, baby. You'll cry.

And then on the turnaround here, I'm going to go make it a little more lighthearted. I'm going to say Dr. Evil. Oh, damn it. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's just perfect. For sure on my list.

Yeah. I figured he was on some lists. I wanted to get him in there early, so he didn't. One of the first impressions that everybody I know did. Oh, powerful. As in, everybody that had a doctor, had a doctor, you know. Islam. The Halloween costume, for God's sake.

You know you hit the zeitgeist. For real. Halloween costume for God you know you hit the zeitgeist for real pressing up as you Halloween and doing it everywhere until people want to punch you in the face I didn't realize how accurate it was I don't want to like step on other pics but like if you go into the universe that that's drawn from it's pretty close to what I don't know like Dr. Evil

you know what I'm saying without saying it but it's like pretty accurate to the other movies I'll say from the Bond movie it might be pulling from close to what i don't know like dr evil you know you know what i'm saying without saying it but it's like pretty accurate to the other movies i'll say from the from the bond movie it might be pulling from that's what you're saying yeah yeah and pretty accurate to lauren michaels right impression on yeah that dude had multiple when those movies were coming out catchphrases were like the main way people communicated with each other are kids still doing that are they like fortnight i guess fortnight dances are there new like how about no remember that one he had b-sides going platinum how about no was huge yeah his whole thing when he's talking about that the details of my life are quite inconsequential

and then it just rattles off the most insane thing you've ever heard. Ritualistically shaved my testicles. A relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium. Who claimed he invented the question mark. This made a good point earlier, Sean. Like 60% of the country watch MASH. I believe with everything going on today, with all the options from YouTube and Netflix and Amazon, you name it, that if MASH was out today, I don't think 60% of the country would watch that finale. So going back, like if you remember old SNL, people don't even watch snl these days young kids some of them don't even know what the hell it is but if you go when you had the dana carvey's and the mike myers the the character they would make a moot church lady uh even the dancing bobblehead guys got a move you know what i mean now that character doesn't get its own scene anymore. Now that character wheels onto the noobs and they do character on the news

and a true by in the uncle or the, whoever it is. And then they slide off. It's changed so much. That character is no more, no longer celebrated like that. You know, Eddie Murphy with Mr.

Robinson's neighbor. And you couldn't wait to see another one of those, you know, maybe bill Hader never wanted to make a stefan movie but it's crazy that they never made a stefan movie because that would have been like three movies if that came out in the 90s you know what i mean yeah um yeah man dr evil dr evil uh all right time for my second pick I'm going to literature, baby I'm taking Dr. Victor Frankenstein Oh, yeah, Dr. Frank Frank!

Dr. Frank! I got him on speedo You talk about him so often that you actually do save months of your life by shortening it to Dr. Frank Yeah, well, I mean, I need to know what to pair with the steak when I'm out, so I just call Dr. Frank and he lets me know what's going to be best for my heart when I'm out there.

A man who has been eclipsed by his own creation. You know, he's out here running this whole he's actually Frankenstein's monster campaign commenting on, you know what I mean? On like YouTube clips and Twitter and everything. Del Curry situation. Yeah, I'm Frankenstein. he's my monster it's like all right buddy sorry but he did create it he brought life to a corpse an amalgamation of things sewn together and in the book he makes a monster who's brilliant that was the thing in the movies yeah we get this lumbering oathaf. And in the book, he's like brilliant, a genius, athletic.

Like even scary is not the right word. And then just doesn't know how to control himself and accidentally drown somebody. It is Del Curry. It's Del Curry. He is tall, handsome, charismatic. We don't know what's going to happen with Steph yet. And then Dr. Frankenstein gets a divorce. You know what I mean happen with steph yet and then uh dr frankenstein gets a divorce you

know what i mean against all uh all better advice and his monster becomes the greatest three-point shooter of all time dude it's and then he makes a second monster who's pretty good you know yeah you know it's cool he also he has a headband contributes went to duke yeah like many monsters uh played in portland for a while. Played in Portland for a minute. Philly. Dr. Frankenstein. Yeah, he's my pick. He's a great book. He's good in any medium. He's been in books, movies,

TV shows, you know. The Monster Mash, dude. Anywhere you need him, Frankenstein can show up. Monster Squad? He's like the redeeming character in the movie Monster Squad. I don't know if you guys remember that, but they got like Wolfman, Merman, Draculaacula frankenstein's one that saves the day frankenstein's monster i think he's talking about frankenstein i mean he's kind of got his own cereal with frankenberry he's got and again guys this is the monster you're talking about what i'm

trying to do right now is highlight right right right yeah i mean we've all read the book so we get it we get we get yeah yeah yeah i read the box, so we get it. We get it. Yeah, I read the book. I can't put books down. You know how it goes. I just sort of want to shine a light on the doctor, Dr. Frankenstein's publicist. That's great. Yeah, the monster. No, that's cool that the monster's up to all that stuff. Again, the doctor does have a new project. Yeah, but this is the doctor that we're

talking about. He's the one here. Dr. Frankenstein has invented a dog that can talk, but only insults you so you know that's pretty impressive david time for your second pick uh my second pick i'm gonna have to go with oh doc brown from back oh hell yeah dude do i know what he was a doctor of? No, no. I mean, do I love him just the same? Yeah. Do I question his strange relationship with his neighbor? 15 year old boy, Marty McFly.

Whatever. It was a different time. It was a different time. He's fun. The hair is crazy. Kick it to 88, man. Doc Brown all day. I loved it when he went back in time and he fell in love with that woman in the old west he doesn't worry about distorting the timelines of the world he just wants happiness man

doc brown christopher lloyd is a testament to the power of being old young because he looked young and then has looked that same way up until now yeah even in taxi he looked old and weathered he looks old in taxi for sure yeah yeah yeah he looks almost rougher in taxi than he did in back to the future yeah he looked better he just had white hair yeah yeah he's not a denim guy i think is what the issue is yeah get that guy out of jean then you're looking up like yeah he's got to be dead by now right and you look him up and it's like he's 68 my uh one of my first places i lived here in la uh he was right off of uh melrose he lived in a house across the street and he had a stalker this lady that would just sit on his front yard and shit and they would always have to call the cops and

she would not leave the poor dude alone I just remember that's how I knew where he lived because they wouldn't let him go imagine of all the people you could pick to stop right you saw back to the future and you were like that's my guy yeah

move over Marty McFly and all the other not Leah Thompson not Michael J Fox not Crispin Glover. He was like, she was like Christopher Lloyd. I'm going to get my Fox capacitor on. Yeah. This is a woman who sets realistic goals for herself. She's like, that's something I can accomplish.

I almost said good for her. That's maybe not how I feel. No, but complicated, you know. The almost said good for her. That's maybe not how I feel, but complicated, you know, the spirit, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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betterhelp.com slash all fantasy. Sickler, time for your second and third picks as it is a serpentine draft. All right, man. I grew up as a kid, unfortunately, drinking a lot of soda, so I'm going to go with Dr. Pepper. There you go. There you go. I'm going to go with Dr. Pepper. Now, I wasn't a big Dr. Pepper drinker.

I was usually in the Coke family, Coke, Sprite, that sort of stuff. But if there was a Dr. Pepper around, and I'll say this too as an adult, Diet Dr. Pepper? Oh, yeah. say this too as an adult, Diet Dr. Pepper? Oh, yeah. It's the closest tasting to the real thing of any diet soda out there I've ever ingested.

And we also had birch beer. Did you guys ever have a birch beer growing up? No, I've seen it. I never had it before. Yeah. It got a little more of a bite than root beer. It's like a reddish color like dr pepper so um i'm gonna give dr pepper because it also in the soda world it's its own thing out there

there's sprite and slice and all there's no invitation dr pepper there's just one pimp tried to pull up on it mr pimp and it's like get out of here with that here bro ridiculous yeah it's like a horse with three legs. Get the fuck out of here. It is. I used to drink it all the time, and it started giving me the scoots. I wish Diet Dr. Pepper gave me diet diarrhea. I'll tell you that.

Then maybe I could handle it. Well, did Dr. Pepper give you this shit? Yeah. I figured it out when I was probably 15. And then I kept going for like 17. I don't know, but nothing else, but it would do it that and bake lays. They just immediately, it's like somebody. Bake lays and a Lestra, a Lestra in them. They give you anal discharge too. Well, yeah, I used to dump a Lestra in my Dr. Pepper.

You guys didn't do that. It's fine. It gets that, it gets that birch beer bite when you call it a code red, right? It was like someone in the doctor. Code blue. Code blue. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of public restrooms in South Dakota. So it was all good.

Connected to that, it giving you the scoots thing. I remember back in the day, people used to say, you know, it's like a prune flavored soda. Yeah. Like that was supposed to scare me off of it. But that just made me love it more for being unique. Yeah, it's unique for sure. I still love it. I mean, I'll still handle it. But, you know. You just don't leave the house. It's like ice cream. I kind of, it's like, sure i still love it i mean i'll still handle it but

you know you just don't leave that it's like ice cream i kind of it's like i gotta be i gotta be home yeah so it's a texas original waco texas that's right yeah how about was there what is it 23 flavors or something weird what is it 23 flavors yeah Yeah. David Koresh just pounded Dr. Pepper. They speculate that there may have been a Dr. Pepper, a Charles T. Pepper of rural retreat, Virginia,

who we named after Chuckie Peps and rural retreat. Dude. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. eat dude yeah hell yeah all right i'm torn on my next two because there's a bit of an obvious one here but also then there's one another one a tv doctor and i'm gonna have to give it the TV doctor, Doogie House. Yo! Come on! I'm gonna have to go with the child doc. NPH! Love that guy! Love that guy! Now, here's the thing. Him and his computer journal.

I was working one day as a PA in LA. Give it to me. And I'm driving right by Universal Studios and I'm with a writer-producer that I'm taking to another facility but she knew i did comedy she was totally cool with me she knew my sense of humor and we pull up next of all people neil badger carris and i'm like oh my god it's fucking doogie hauser over there

and i roll the window down i'm like doogie and he looks like i think I got this thing on my nuts. Would you take a look at it? He drove the fuck off. I love it. I'm going to give it to Neil Patrick Harris on Dr. Doogie Howell. Child doctor, bro. Child doctor. You didn't laugh at all? You didn't laugh? He didn't give me the finger. He didn't say, go fuck yourself.

He just drove off. No, sold you completely. I think that's breaking the Hippocratic O oath right there man you might it might be yeah he's gotta help i loved that show yeah i love i love the song i loved his friend who was his friend vinny oh what's his friend's name the neighbor he's the kid that's in sopranos yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. That show. I remember that episode where. Do you remember he lost? He was going to lose his virginity and he bought like a box of condo.

He stole a box of condoms from the hospital. I remember even as a kid thinking like, that's too many condoms. It's going to fall off if he does it all those times. Vinny Del Pino is your boy. Yeah. He was great. He was great. He couldn't have got a jimmy from vinnie del pino he didn't he didn't have a few they were like 12 he just has sex and sprays a little cologne on it and he's like it's good only went four seasons but i guess at that point you know mph is getting a little older

they re-ran the shit out of it though yeah because i don't think i watched it live i was too little those shows would go four seasons but back then that was like 160 episodes that's right right yeah and they felt like yeah you look at that some of those shows two seasons you're like i thought that was on for a decade because like when you're a kid it just seems like anywhere gilligan's island is the wildest one that was like two seasons no really yes and then forever yeah two seasons dude i thought that was all for 20 years yeah it was in syndication but it was only on they only produced two seasons how many episodes in the two seasons uh let me look it was a lot probably full like 24 season episodes right like i'm sure they're getting picked up i just watched i just re-watched all the sopranos

and even the final season is 21 22 episodes and i'm like these yeah those now are eight nine tops like what gilligan's island ran for two how many pardon me three seasons three seasons yeah still but they did 36 32 and 30 episode orders oh that's fuck dude yeah that's not even a hundred episodes no that ain't wow

syndication forever um yeah Gilligan's was one of those I was like it was it was basically a soap opera it's what i assumed but yeah uh doogie howser david time for your third pick uh this one is another one near and dear to my heart like i said i i skipped most of fifth grade and i was afraid of truant officers so i would stay inside until like two o'clock when they don't start coming outside uh but uh-huh and this was when the

tv channel pax was going on i don't know if you guys remember pax so i'm taking dr mckayla quinn medicine woman yeah jane seymour thought about her come on boston bred moved to the colorado territories for medicine had a wolf dog great great time jane seymour in just looking beautiful looking like a rough ad just what a babe oh such a babe dude all the way into wedding crashers i mean it's it's shocking right she is in wedding crashers yeah her uh and then her that guy sully who was like a Dances with Wolves situation where he wasn't Native American, but he had a lot of beads. Yeah. But I think it was like a white guy.

But it was the 90s, you know. And it was a Colorado show. Yeah. I just watched a shitload of it. A lot of fringe leather in that show, too. Oh, come on. She dressed like a fucking housewife. Yeah, she did. you know what i mean

dude everyone like every rich lady in austin dresses like dr quinn medicine woman today yeah also in phoenix where we just were yeah exactly there were tassels everywhere in phoenix when we're in scottsdale it's tassel city no it's if there's turquoise fringe tassel is not far behind. No. Even if he... It's like finding tracks. Yeah. A white woman crashed here. You taste the dirt. Yeah, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, man.

That's a great pick. I watched... Time for my third pick. We were just talking about The Sopranos, so I'm going to bounce right back to it. I'm taking Dr. Melfi Dr. Melfi it's crazy

I've never seen it you've never seen The Sopranos you can just watch it it's daunting if we need another pandemic I'd already did Grey's Anatomy you watched every episode of Grey's Anatomy it's laugh out loud funny there are so many funny moments in it

very funny it's not just like a mob thing it's so fucking funny I would say that it is like the Sopranos which won Emmys for drama is funnier than and I like the bear but it's funnier than the bear which is currently winning Emmys for comedy agreed for sure

agreed I'll watch it yeah dude it's funny like it seems daunting but like once you're like three episodes in you're like thank god it's there's so much left to go it is and then you also there's really good characters that come in later and shit too where you're like oh hell yeah we got a new one good not just some chump you know yeah like joe pantoliano just shows up come on you know what i mean like going crazy or whatever yep going crazy crazy one of your doctor ladies juliana margulies shows up on there come on that's right yeah bishami's on there it's it's good yeah you're gonna love it and dr melfi's there the whole time lorraine brocco plays this therapist i won't say

too much because i don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched it yet. But I will just encourage... 25 years ago. Everyone to watch it. It's just me. You're being cool about this. I appreciate it. Well, she's throwing heaters, man.

We're doing it on here. She's fantastic. You wouldn't think she could do a role more iconic than in One of Goodfellas. And then... Right. You're right. Comes out and does Dr. Melfi. She's just great, man.

She's beautiful. She's brilliant. She challenges him. She's like the true counterpoint to doing Soprano in the show. Is she a foil? Yeah, I would say she's the foil, yeah. The show doesn't work without her.

She's fantastic. Sean, time for your third pick, not plucked from the Sopranos universe. All right, well, I'm going to... I could get this later, but I just want to talk about it. It's if you remember that Will Ferrell sketch from SNL where it's, it's Molly Shannon, Chris Parnell, Will Ferrell's playing a doctor. Do you remember, do anyone know what's got to talk about? And they lose Chris Parnell's baby. Like he misplaces the baby anyway. So Tim Meadows comes in and Will Ferrell's like,

we have this expert here to talk about it. And Tim Meadows comes in and he goes, hi, I'm Dr. Steven poop. And then he goes, I can't do it. He goes, I don't know anything about your kid, but I can do the robot. And he does it. And he's like, that'll be $5,000. And he leaves. It's all that guy too. Dude, it's my favorite. I cannot say it without laughing. He just comes in and he keeps a straight face. And it will, it's always because I'm like, I just don't know how you said I'm Dr. Stephen Poop. And you didn't. Oh, blows my mind.

But anyway, it's, it's, I love it so much. Dr. Poop. Dr. Poop. Yeah, dude. I'm out the water on YouTube. I've never seen that. Oh my God. It's's it goes on a little too long as the sketch is kind of used to but uh peak will ferrell you can tell it's where anchorman like

he was brewing up anchorman shit um but anyway yeah it's tim meadows dr steven poop and um yeah watch it if you haven't seen it fantastic a morsel and your fourth pick I'm going to go I'm going into I think I can get that one less I'm going to go into Scrubs I got to do it going into Scrubs and I'm doing John C. McGinley's character Dr. Perry Cox

if you haven't seen Scrubs it's like people are torn completely if you don't like it you hate it I get it I'm not here to cape for Scrubs John C. McGinley is one of the best actors I do love it but I'm talking about John C. McGinley He's one of the best actors In everything he's in And Scrubs one of the reasons I like it so much

Is because Bill Lawrence His roommate in college is who Zach Braff's character is based on So all the stories are true And his old roommate is like You can use my life for free. You just can't make us look bad. You have to make doctors look good.

You have to actually tell what we really do. And I feel like Dr. Cox in that show is like a shining example of a dickhead. But deep down, like an amazing person, wants to help, wants to heal, but also very tormented, crazy alcoholic, hates himself, narcissist, all those things. But he's just, he's so good it's he's so good in emotions i don't know just john c mcginley in general but dr cox i need i'm at the point now where i think i need to run that back i mean you hated it the most i i think funch has hated it the most well that's because he's got

bill beef but uh but he was on a show a show Anyway yeah yeah Who knows but you'd walk into the crib and change it He hated it and then started working with Bill Lawrence And then I think yeah Yeah it's good It's wacky if you don't like the Slapsticky stuff but There's enough serious stuff in there to make it great I saw Zach Braff at the airport

Yeah Dr. Perry Cox Time for my fourth pick to make it great i saw zach braff at the airport yeah dr perry cox dr perry cox playboy time for my fourth pick and oh man okay i'm gonna go back to the cartoon world and i'm taking uh dr zoidberg from the tv show futurama yeah absolutely right about that like an old Catskills comedian character who also has an octopus head Dr. Zoidberg is fantastic, he's one of the more Jewish coded cartoons that we've had out there and not just like

crazy Catskills level just hilarious why not Zoidberg? I love that dude I love Futurama, makes me laugh every single time I watch it. Yeah. I feel you, man.

Where is it at in your cartoons? Futurama? Yeah. God, we might have to draft that so I can figure that out. It's definitely after The Simpsons, but... It's up there, though. It's good, man. It's up there.

It's top five for me, for sure. Yeah. It's fantastic. Also, happy anniversary to Family Guy. A show that I think is a little bit of a punchline amongst cooler people, but then you think back and you're like, no, that show fucking is funny, man.

I watch them all still. How long has Family Guy been on the air now? Three seasons. Ugh. But for real, whatever that number is, Gilligan's Island feels like double that. Yeah, it does. Yeah.

I mean, I think Family Guy is pushing like 20. I think this is the 25th anniversary. 25, right? Sopranos, too. Yeah. Rips and long, like long episodes, like seasons, like 22 episodes and shit. The Simpsons has been on for 153 seasons at this point. They just won another Emmy, man.

It's fucking crazy. They got Lifetime Achievement Award. No. I was was kidding that was a weak attempt at like it's a long show oh okay well that too but like no like a good job you made the best show this is it cut that out and put a good joke there that'd be tight thank you but a good set i'm from chris rock uh so dr zoidberg david time for your fourth pick uh i mean i do a joke where she's the punch line i got a reference reference her from days of our lives i'm taking dr marlena evans man oh yeah if you guys weren't you had to be as so you had to have parents who watch soap operas or whatever her shit was crazy she got possessed by the devil

she was locked on the island for some time she's her kid sammy brady is crazy with roman brady she was with john black just a lot of covered a lot of ground still on the show still doing it same actress since like 76 or some shit oh she has what the uh gen z kids would call a cunty little haircut are you just using terms you've heard on tiktok yeah you want to talk about some episode games those shows are at like 15 racks that shit's crazy it's like oh yeah thousand episodes oh every. They produce them like the news, man. Every day, yeah. So when I was a kid, we watched Knotts Landing.

That was what my mom made me watch. Are you kidding me? No, we watch it every single night. Hold on one second. Keep going. I'll just really quick say we were on the same lot as I think Days of Our Lives and one other one. And you could go down and watch them work. And they're just like a factory, dude.

They're like banging out episodes. Did you ever watch any of them we watch days of our life and all my children and it was like it's just if you're following them you understand it's crazy like one take so fucking and just i mean the plot lines because they have to keep going over years yeah and years and years you know what i mean so people get kidnapped people aren't hey you want to talk about who I had a crush on when I was a kid. Sickler is holding up a sequined pillow of... One of those disappearing

Knott's Land. Dude, I used to think you didn't get more attractive. Joan Bannard. I forget, Michelle, maybe something or other. Dude, this show. Can't believe you touched on this. No pun intended.

We used to sit. We used to sit. Go ahead. I was going to say, it's the reason I learned how to program a VCR. I would go back later and just jerk fest to goddamn North Landing. Nicolette Sheridan was on there. I mean that that lineup was stupid but it was it was nighttime so it's nighttime that's why we could watch it not landing

and falcon crest and all these shows you don't see nighttime soaps really anymore yep that's the only reason because my mom whatever it would be the time when we'd be hanging out and i was so young she'd be like you don't care what we're, we're just going to watch knots landing. And it was one of those where I was young enough, but I was like, I like sex, whatever that's,

whatever sexually is. I like this same thing. And I've said it before with Tina Turner and the what's love got to do with the video where I was so young, but I'm like, this is what I'm into. I know that. So yeah,

knots landing informed some stuff. The David, when you do the Dr. Marlena Shaw joke, it's so funny the way the audience laughs. Cause it's like, it's as loud as when you do a joke that kills the whole room, but it's coming from 15 people.

It's like, I think that joke is really good, but that part specifically is like, that's where it's for the real heads. Cause people, yeah, people go great. As soon as, as soon heads because people yeah yeah people go great as soon as as soon as i say it people go ape shit like who stand up you know what i mean it's like one of

those yeah yeah that's a fun one excellent pick sickler time for your fourth pick and then we'll do a lightning round for the final ones all right i'm gonna go with one that no one has said and i think it's just necessary especially these days i'm gonna go with one that no one has said and i think it's just necessary especially these days i'm gonna go with dr loved malachi love wait no just dr loved you know oh from the song okay song but anything right i got you people say yeah you need to call dr love man get his or her ass over here i like you i'm. You got my gears turning over here. Yeah. Wide open. The one Kiss was singing

about, kind of the way that Jews, Muslims, and Christians all believe in the same God kind of thing. It's like Dr. Love can be anybody. It doesn't matter who's talking about it. That's who we should all be following, Dr. Love. That would be nice. Dr. Love's just kind of a presence. Sort of an entity. Went to Purdue, Dr. Love. That would be nice. Dr. Love's just kind of a presence. Sort of an entity.

Went to Purdue, though. Yeah, but still went to Purdue. Still is a Boilermaker. Also, by the way. Fantastic. Ally. Encyclopedia, your final quote. Or your final pick.

Well, I wasn't sure if Doc Holliday was a real doctor, so I went with Dr. Jekyll. Oh, yeah. Doc Holliday was a real doctor so I went with Dr. Jekyll oh yeah Doc Holliday was a dentist and I don't think a dentist that was he a doctor listen he was I'm glad somebody brought him

up though I bring up Tombstone every chance I get it's the best movie ever made so you pick Dr. Jekyll but yeah yeah oh yeah Dr. jekyll dude a man who could not control his uh his darker side yeah mr hyde uh david time for your final pick lightning rams time okay i'm going from uh 30 rock i'm taking dr leo's pachemin oh fuck yeah just so many good doctor name quote afterote after quote after quote. Trying to give people animal blood. Great.

Dr. Leo Swachem. I'm going to go back to the book universe, although movies and TV as well. I've been reading Sherlock Holmes books a bunch recently. They're fantastic. Just nice little like tuck yourself into bed with one of those. I'm taking Dr. Watson, his faithful assistant. That's great. Yeah.

Sean, your final pick. Speaking of the literary world, you probably didn't think I was going to go to the literary world as I don't really read a lot. And this doctor wasn't mentioned in the book, but I'm sure he had a heavy presence in the book. But I read Motley Crue's The Dirt once upon a time. And Dr. Feelgood is

gotta be. I think they probably omitted everything he did in the book because it wasn't legal legal, but he helped. Or they, you know, they don't really say they don't really gender Dr. Feelgood. So no. Well, you couldn't. You couldn't. Yeah.

But I mean, Mick needed medication every single day. So who do you think was given it? Dr. Real doctors on several occasions. I think you probably got Dr. Feelgood a lot. I saw him in like 2002 at the forum and he looked like he was going to die then. I can't believe he lasted all this time.

It's wild, man. His knees were bowed in like it was look painful. He was in pain every second of the day and he had like a degenerative spinal disease. I mean, yeah. And the rest be wild to be surrounded by the rest of them just going absolutely batshit. And you're like, can we just can we just chill for a minute? He also just died from cocaine one night and they brought him back, right?

So in addition to his regular shit, he had the Motley Crue disease as well. That was a big six. Oh, was that a big six? Okay. He died from heroin. But they brought him back? They brought him back.

They did bring him back. Then they found him passed out, half in his bathroom, half out his bathroom with leather pants on, needle in his arm. Two days after he left the hospital. And you're like, man, we really, that's why I went to school. I just saw a Dr. Phil good video with Vince Neal currently, and he's just mumbling. He's like, it's, I thought it was a joke.

I thought someone was doing lip reading. And then I was like, oh my God, this is real. He's all out of breath and he's just. Yeah. That's what he does. And they put subtitles. It's like bad lip reading where you're like, oh, man, what a rough shake. But, you know, I don't I don't know if they were thinking about the future too much.

Well, listen, he's not Dr. Feelbad. So let's focus on the 80s here. Dr. Feelgood. Yeah, I didn't draft if they were thinking about the future too much he's not Dr. Feelbad so let's focus on the 80s here Dr. Feelgood yeah I didn't draft Dr. Feelbad excellent final pick Isaac, super producer Isaac, do you have a pick of your own for a fictional doctor? I sure do, Dr. House MD oh yes

I purposely didn't go with House because I thought everybody would have House based on Sherlock Holmes I probably watch more of that TV show more than any other TV show in the world because I watched it with my mom growing up. He's great. He's cynical. He has an addiction to the pills. And he knows how to diagnose things. Yeah, you don't trust a drug dealer that doesn't do the drugs, right?

You got to. What? No, that's not how I feel. Well, excellent pick, Isaac. To recap, Ryan Sickler, you took Dr. Rosenpenis from Fletch, Dr. Pepper, Doogie Howser, M.D., Dr. Love, and Dr. Jekyll.

David, you went second. You took Hawkeye from M.A.S.H., Dr. Brown, Dr. Jekyll David, you went second You took Hawkeye for MASH Doc Brown, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Dr. Marlena Evans and Dr. Leo Spichemin I went third, I took Dr. Nick Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Melfi Dr. Zoidberg

and Dr. Watson Sean, you went last, you took Dr. Meredith Gray Dr. Evil, Dr. Stephen Poop Dr. Perry Cox and Dr. Feel. Evil. Dr. Stephen Poop. Dr. Perry Cox. And Dr. Feelgood. We left some good doctors on the board. Every time.

Yeah, those are all kinds. Watch the sketch. Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter. Yeah. Moonlight Graham. So I was trying to find. So, you know, in 40-Year-Old Anchorman, he says Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. I'm the one who's always been screaming.

Those are people he grew up with. I look last night and I couldn't find any information. So if anybody listening could find like an article or something saying those are actually Paul Rudd's friends. I want to pick that if it's a fictional doctor. One of my testicles, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater would have been dank. But I think it's a real person. I yeah, I heard that from you. So you're my source yeah i'm gonna get

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