All Fantasy Everything - IMDB Runs (w/ Shea Serrano, Bri Pruett, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: October 17, 2019

Sometimes you get on a hot streak – I can't think of any funny examples because I'm hungover, but like... you know... think of your own. Hot streaks. I'm not your clown to just dance on command. I won a fucking Emmy, okay? Anyway, author Shea Serrano and comedian Bri Pruett are here to draft IMDB runs with Sean and I.Check out Shea's new book, Movies (And Other Things), wherever books are sold.Episode Guest:Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano IG: @shea.serranoBri Puett @bripruett IG: @bripruettSupport the show!Sponsors:Eight Sleep: Get $150 off when you go to eightsleep.com/allfantasy.Manscaped: Get 20% off and free shipping with the code ALLFANTASY at Manscaped.com. Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPodFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast that got from CBS Television City to the HeadGum Studio in about 35 minutes. That's dude. Clean too. That's gnarly. Clean and legal. Yeah, no, uh, no, you be honest.

There was some yellow lights that may have gotten run. You know what I mean? There was some, were some yellow lights that may have gotten run. You know what I mean? There were some, there were some shoulders that may have gotten driven on. What are you, Robin is racing, bud. It's fucking, you know, it doesn't matter if you get here by an inch or a mile. You got to get from, a W is a W, my friend. I got from point A to point B. That's a crow flies.

You see it. On the interstate. If you don't like it, you can suck D's. I just called it the interstate. Do you ever call it the interstate? I do not. It's always freeway. In Texas, yeah.

It's a Midwest thing. It must be. People give me shit for calling it the interstate. Yeah, it's got to be because in Texas, you don't, Texas is too big to think of it like as an interstate. It's just the freeway. You know what I'm saying? You have to go nine hours before it's like an interstate.

We call it freeway in Oregon too. It was never, we never got an interstate. Why would you go to, Oregon, too. We never got an interstate. Why would you go to, we hated California, and you would never go to Washington, except for fireworks. That was the whole story there. Oh, yeah, that's where you got to go get them, huh? We should jump right into it. Yeah, we can. We're playing with a shot clock today, baby.

Sean Jordan right there. Sean is Jordan on Twitter. What up? Sean Cougar, Mel and Jordan on the gram. Every time you get it right. We're seeing a lot of those. We're seeing a lot of those. We're seeing a lot of those. Lots out there.

A lot of copycat accounts. Marissa Mars Melnick on the ones and twos. Producing the hell out of it. Cool shoes on. What are those? A nice Canadian. Hello. They're like the microbead ones.

Oh, she's got those Nike microbeads. Feels like you're walking on what? Like a crunched up bag of rice cakes. Or sand. Or sand is another. She said it was sand. I'm still coming down. I have so much driving adrenaline.

I'm still coming down from it. My heart's racing all fast. My heart will go on. Also in the studio today, we have Shea Serrano. What? Author of the Rap Yearbook. Author of the new book, just out right now. I'm holding it in my hand.

This is an audio medium. There's no reason for me to be doing it. Yeah, but you can feel what you're doing. You can feel the vibe. Called Movies and Other Things, illustrated, of course, by Arturo Torres, Arturo Droz, at Chase Serrano on Twitter. Correct. Are you on Instagram?

Yeah, but I barely use it. Yeah, yeah. I never use it either. I do lurk on it. Is there one that's just for you? Like that you don't use for social media, so you just kind of use for you like you would if you weren't using social media as a platform? No.

If this wasn't part of work, I wouldn't be on the internet at all. My Instagram, I use just for me. That's like just for me. It's kind of the last one for me. I follow national parks, sneaker websites, and like food accounts, and that's it. Skateboarding and Jess for me. That's like Jess for me. It's kind of the last one for me. I follow national parks, sneaker websites, and like food accounts, and that's it. Skateboarding and basketball for me. On mine, I follow two. I follow The Ringer and Laramie, my wife, and that's it.

Everything else is going to cause trouble. That's exactly right. The sneaker, I've had to unfollow some of them because I found myself dipping into way too many Sneakerville and kind of staying there. You mean like purchasing? Purchasing. Ah. Well, because you see them and you're like, ah, I should probably get those. And then you get them. And then you just have a wall in your spare room that's

all fucking sneakers that you've never worn. I have like a pair of Air Max 95s that have snake skin on them and then I have another pair that also have snake skin on them. And when am I ever going to wear that? This is very much a conversation that only happens when you're rich. That's all it is.

Me and my poor friends are not like, did you buy some shoes you're never going to wear today? And I'm like, no, I still have the ones I've had for three years. My theory is, now to turn it back around, is because I can't, like I'm a heavier dude, is that the way I express myself is through buying sneakers

that I'll never wear. Now I feel guilty. Yeah, yeah, you should. He's a master of that. He can do it too. I'm like, damn, there's a lot of shoeboxes. Yeah, my cousin died. What do you want? One of them's got his ashes in it. You want to go flip a couple of those over? I made a pair of dunks out of them, bro. Emotional judo

is my discipline. And then there's an Emmy tucked behind the secret boxes now. What's this doing in here? It's so funny. Oh! It is so tight. I seem to have misplaced it.

I don't know, I earnestly don't know what to do with it or where to put it. You know, melt it down into bullets. How many do you have? I have one one

that I got to bring home and then the show has like 12 now. Yeah, that's what I thought. you have? I have one that I got to bring home. And then the show has like 12 now. Yeah, that's what I thought. Or something crazy like that. But I got one at home. It's been on the bar cart and then in my closet. And now it's next to the sneakers.

You have to wait for a relative to die. And then you melt that down into bullets. And then you use it to avenge their death. What if it's just like a heart attack or something? You just kill a doctor. It's going out with a. You just shoot a steak. You just go to Sawgrass and shoot a bunch of salt.

Just walk into an old country buffet and just pop it off into the lighting. We are gathered here today not only to just chew the fat but also to draft IMDB runs. What was your name for it? Stretch Runs. This was a name for it? Stretch runs.

Stretch runs. Yeah, yeah. This was a few years ago, back when Grantland was still open, so at least four years ago. Rest in power. I wrote an article about, which was basically this idea. This person had a very strong run over a course of consecutive years, and I just thought it was really cool, and I never forgot it. And it just so happened Ian had the same idea when he messaged me and I was like, I know exactly what you're talking about and I would love to do this.

We connected. This is one of my favorite things to do is like just dig around and sort of nerd out. It's amazing. In researching this, and I'm sure you did so much of this for the book, again, movies and other things available now. You can get it, buy it from your local bookstore, buy it from one of the bigger ones, just buy it. do it on the reason,

it's amazing. Some of the runs people went on are like fucking crazy. And then some of the runs where there's just like a couple bad movies in between, throwing it off. Otherwise it would have been like this flawless. That was,

a couple times I was just like, ah, I got so pissed about a couple of them. And a couple even, I might've talked myself like, that was a dope movie. Much Ado About Nothing

was like, that's pretty good, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I do have a couple that are for me where I'm like, personally, these are dope. Like, these are dope.

So I'm stoked to see what everybody has to say. I guess we'll find out as we pick. But before, Sean is somebody who likes almost every movie he sees.

Yeah. I'm kind of in the same boat. Yeah, you are. You're the closest of anyone I've met. I don't have hard opinions on a lot of stuff, which is kind of a cowardly way. That's good for podcasting. Just like everything at all the time.

It's the vibe I've given as the dumb positive person on this podcast. What were we doing, a live show? Was it in Denver where somebody said that to you? Denver, yeah. I brought it up on the last three. So I hope I'm not bagging on you, but this is just funny to bring up. But yeah, some girl walks up and she goes,

I don't listen, but from what I gather, you're like the dumb one. Oh, awesome. Like damn, dog. I mean, you know. I graduated Lincoln High School. I had a dream I didn't graduate high school last night. Damn.

That's what I dream about. She really got in your head. She's still kicking around in there. Poor thing. Playing high lie in there. I'm playing tricks on you. So we're going to be doing these stretch runs. So it's like consecutive movies that an actor made.

Use the end of gender neutral actor term. Yes. No directors. We're not doing that kind of stuff. No producers. But God bless you, Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry B. We're not doing that kind of stuff. No producers, but God bless you, Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer.

Jerry Bruckheimer. God, that would have been. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been real tight. Also, we will be joined at some point

by Brie Pruitt who got stuck in that fabulous Los Angeles traffic that you saw me wheel man it through like I'm Gosling. Now, in terms of

the order of the draft, the two of you will play a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. All right. And we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Damn, man. Damn, Shay wins. I knew it. Shay, as the winner, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. But before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft.

I don't know what that means. Excellent question. Sean? You said that like I should know it. Sean's got you covered. Okay. It's kind of like how Axl Rose used to dance.

You remember that? Where he'd move his shoulders to the left, kind of marinate for a minute, and then he'd kind of move them back to the right, kind of chill out, kind of go back to the left,

then kind of go back to the right. Then kind of go back to the right. Oh, okay. To the, no. I should have stopped at the to the right. Axl Rose did not cut a hole in the ceiling and parachute into the studio. Axl and Brie, both stuck in traffic right now. But Axl is coming. The microphone flags fell off.

So, Shay, basically what it means is if you pick third in the first round, you pick first in the second round. With that in mind. That's what I figured. When you said that, and then you did Axl Rose, and then I got back to Confused, and then now we're in. I got it now. If we take you on a long walk, but it gets you there. We'll land the plane in any weather.

Alright. So what will the order of today's draft be? I want to go first. Alright, Shay's first. I want to make sure that I don't lose my first pick. Perfect. God. Fuck, dude. I know what it is. You think you do know what it is?

No. You have no idea. There's a super first pick. There's a super first pick. There's a couple, though. All right. There's. Well, fuck it.

All right. I mean. No. There's no way that anybody's picking my first pick, but I just want to make sure. So I'm going first. Ian, you can go second. Oh, yeah. Because you have an Emmy.

I do have an Emmy. And you hear. Oh, yeah. You have an Emmy. I do have an Emmy. Sean, you don't have an Emmy yet. You get to go third. It took me a while of living in L.A. to realize I won't have an Emmy. I'm not a writer. You don't have an Emmy. You can kill me and steal mine. There you go. I wouldn't. What? I don't know. I can't believe that even came out

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big names that I should probably take first. Well. But I'm going to Kevin Costner this draft day. I'm going to make my Vontae Mac pick. Okay. Yeah. Give me Omar Epps. Oh.

What? Omar Epps. He didn't even, I didn't even think about him. Omar Epps, 1992 to 1995. Okay. First movie, Juice. Juice. Plays Q.

Incredible, important movie. I bet I know some of the other ones in there. 93, The Program. Plays at the table. Darnell Jefferson. I love that movie so much. Freshman running back. He scores a game-winning touchdown in the last game of the season.

He makes out with Halle Berry. Dude, that line where he goes, Ray Griffin, tailback. Or no, he goes, Darnell Jefferson, tailback.

And then, Ray Griffin, starting tailback. Yeah, I know that's why they recruited me. But it starts strengthening your elbows.

That movie's one of my favorite movies. Omar Epps is, when he shows up in the movie, especially at this time, in 1992, 93, I'm watching these movies.

I'm 11, 12 years old. Is it rude? How old are you? 38. Okay, I'm watching these movies. I'm 11, 12 years old. Is it rude? How old are you? 38. Okay, I'm right there with you. And I was the same exact. Yeah.

Yep. So you see this guy on screen and you're like, this is the coolest person I've ever seen. This is the most magnetic person I've ever seen. He's got a cool walk. He talks cool. He just always does cool things. It's been in my head ever since. I just, I just, he showed up on House and I was like, I guess I watch House now.

And I just watch every episode of House. He's so fucking slick. That movie got rid, the program got like offensive linemen right. Because they all try to make everybody seem so dark. And then that thing was like, no, they're just like big goofy dudes. And that's exactly what offensive linemen are like. But like Kaminsky, whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah.

What he does with the doggies yeah my doggies just made it to the end so that was the I remember in that movie when it first came out there was a scene in it

where they were like lying down in traffic on the like on the little separation lines and then they had to like recut it and take that out because people started to do it for real

couple kids died how dumb are you if you look it up, it's wild. I just looked it up like a week ago. You can only find it with like subtitles. You cannot find that scene. But it's gnarly. It just shows the quarterback's drunk. Joe Cain's all drunk,

hops into a freeway and you're like, what? It was in the trailer. They were like, this is a good idea. Let's put this in here. Who sees that? I've seen movies where people fight vampires and I don't go try to kill vampires. If I'm being honest, when I saw that, I was like, I never thought I'd do it, but I was like, that looks cool. It does look cool.

So, a weaker mind would go. The dumb one. The dumb one. 1992, Juice. First movie. 1993, The Program. 1994, Major League Two. Oh, he is.

Steps in as Willie Mays Hayes for Wesley Snipes. And he knows he's replacing Wesley. He comes in hot. They do that goofy fake action movie. What is it? Black Hammer, White Lightning or whatever it was. And there's a trailer in the movie for the fake movie. They're doing a lot of stuff.

He has the great scene at the end where he leapfrogs over the catcher, over the evil parkman. And he says, sucker. And he jumps over the top of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking incredible. Those are big shoes to step into. He's the only guy who could have done it. That's like jumping the canyon.

You just have to go 100 miles an hour. And if you hold up even a little bit, you guy who could have done it. That's like jumping the canyon. You just have to go 100 miles an hour, and if you hold up even a little bit, you're not going to make it. Wesley was so good in that Major League. Yeah, he's incredible. Omar comes in and he just has completely different energy, which is exactly what you need. You don't want somebody to show up doing a Wesley Snipes impression.

Anyway, 92, Juice. 93, the program. 94, Major League. 2, 95. Higher learning. Yeah, dude, I'm pointing up the program, 94, Major League, 2, 95, Higher Learning. Yeah, dude, I'm pointing up. Higher Learning. Mr. Williams. Malik Williams, track star. You want a full scholarship, Mr. Williams.

Track star. Tyra Bizzles up in that movie, dude. Dates Tyra Banks. Ice Cube, Christy Swanson. That movie's star studded. Really, really good movie. This is his most interesting role. He's the only one that got to sink his teeth into.

And juice, I guess. Yeah, juice definitely. But just philosophically, a complicated movie. You do a lot of... We're going to do a lot of talking about race here, and he's really good in those moments where he has to stew around in it. You love the part where he is mad.

They get into a fight with the white supremacist. It's great. The dynamic with him and Michael Rapaport, because they're like button heads the whole movie, and they kind of bump into each other. Michael Rapaport is such a coward, looking for a place to belong, and Omar Epps has such a huge chip on his shoulder.

It's a good dynamic for sure. Yeah, a lot of fun. Plus Busta Rhymes is in it. Yeah, dude, and Cube. Really, really smart and Latimer from the program by the way

yeah he's in there too as one of the whites football didn't work out so great for him I guess he washed that out of the program from starting defense the steroids

like they kicked him out and he just fucking fell apart but yeah those four movies in a row in my head one of the great runs

in cinema history every one of the great runs in cinema history. Every one of those movies is cool for a different reason, which is hard to do. And he's cool in each of them for a different reason, which is even harder to do. That's true. He did play a lot of different types of dudes in that. Yeah. Yeah, fucking Omar. Then he went on to coach the Steelers.

Shortly thereafter, left acting behind. No, that really bums me out man I didn't have anything to do today except figure out this list I didn't even

he didn't even cross my mind he's been in my head since 1995 those are four of my favorite movies mine too Juice was like

the first when I saw Juice I was like I like rap music I remember that scene how I could just kill a man's plan

in the party later in the movie when he finds Bishop on the roof. I heard Howard K. just Killerman and I was like, what is that? Because he had no way to find out at that age. I was like, I need that song. That seemed like bursting onto the scene too. That's from Jump.

For Omar Epps. Just showing up as the star. I remember this movie. We watched this movie at my house and then I was in middle school like two years later or whatever. I remember this movie. We watched this movie at my house and then I was in middle school like two years later or whatever. I don't remember exactly how many. Yeah.

And my mom took me to middle school which is how cool I was. And we were sitting there. I'm in sixth grade. I'm at this new school. I'm terrified and there's a kid

who's wearing a hood. There's like a cool Mexican kid in a hood and my mom was like, look, he's like juice. And I was like, not at all like juice. Look at him, he's like juice. Mexican kid in a hood. And my mom was like, he's like juice. And I was like, not at all like juice.

Look at him, he's like juice. Because he put a hood on? What are you talking about? I also love when parents will point at someone and say they're like in the name of the movie rather than like a person. Look at him, like Godfather. That's my first pick. That's an excellent first pick. Damn it. I'm winning this thing.

I don't know if this is a competition, but I'm winning this thing. It's a competition. I'm glad that nobody ever treats it like one. It fucking is. It's a draft. You're not the best team at the end. Speaking of competitions. Here we go.

Oh, shit. You're next. Speaking of competitions, man. This run starts with a sequel, which is what's crazy about this one. It starts with a sequel, because it starts with the Empire Strikes Back oh lord and then goes into Raiders of the Lost Ark

and then goes into Blade Runner and then Return of the Jedi and then Indiana Jones and the Temple of what? it's Doom Doom is what's in the Temple and then he rounds it all off

with just a little gear shift fucking Witness dude yeah the man's name is Harrison Ford Harrison Ford used to be a union carpenter and then he went ahead and carpentered his way into all of our hearts.

That run is crazy. Two, I mean, like, two of the biggest movie franchises ever. He's carrying both of them, in my opinion. I mean, Star Wars kind of carries itself just with, you know. Yeah, it's just such a fascinating story and all of it, and Darth Vader and everything.

But he kicks it off with fucking Empire which was always my favorite Star Wars movie and then you get Blade Runner in there and then you also get Witness where like, you know.

Very safe pick, Ian. Very safe pick. Well, yeah, you gotta play to win. Patrick Mahomes is also a safe pick. I'll pick safe and then be good.

Saquon Barkley also a safe pick. I got some wild ones in here. Yeah, yeah. No, I a Safe. I got some wild ones in here. Yeah, yeah. No, I definitely. That's fantastic. It's one of the most amazing stretch runs in the history of motion pictures.

And you know the nice thing about Safe picks is you don't have to talk about him for a long time. What was his life like? The other thing about him is he's one of the chillest dudes ever. So I don't even know if he was partying that much. Probably not. Because his vibe seems to be like, let me get really, really baked. Yeah. And then the craziest thing he's ever done is gotten an earring.

The craziest thing he's ever done is crashed a plane. Yeah, he got a plane crash. That was pretty buck, yeah. Like a couple times. But earring is like the way he kicks his feet back. Tell you what blows my motherfucking hair back. You ever see him go on like late night shows? Because he would only really go on Letterman because he was the only guy who we really vibed with.

But he just goes on there and he's so clearly like baked out of his mind and only has like a vague idea of where he is. Which is I think the best way to be famous like that. Right. I love it. Get off my plane. Get off my plane. Get off my plane. What a fucking guy. I just sound like Batman when I do that.

This is like one of my, I don't know, it's like a microtrope is old white men in movies telling you to get off of something. Uh-huh. Get off my plane. Uh-huh. Get off my lawn. Yeah. From, what was it? Gran Torino.

Gran Torino. But he was a straight up racist in that movie. He wasn't hot. Get Off My Lawn. Get Off My Train. Ghost. I love it.

Oh shit, that's right. Get Out of My Dreams. Get Into My Car. All you needed three of them and I got three. That's three. That's enough for a trope.

There's one. Get Off My Back Dad. It's in Freddy vs. Jason. My best friend just got killed. He's in Freddy vs. Jason. My best friend just got killed. He's sipping out of a flask on his parents' porch. Yeah, that's how you handle it, bud.

Sean, want to see how you handle your first pick? I mean, Tom Hanks, man. The run is just stupid. The one I'm talking about, League of Their Own, Sleepless in Seattle, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13. You're going 92-2002, right? I just wrote the movies down.

I didn't write the years, but it's got to be. It's got to be that stretch. I got it on me too. League of Their Own, Sleepless in Seattle, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Toy Story, That Thing You Do, Saving Private Ryan, You've Got Mail, Toy Story 2, Green Mile, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can.

Wait a minute. You fucking kidding me, dude? That's exactly what I wrote. 92 to 2002. When I saw that, I was like, no, no, no, no. I did not know they were all right in a row. Yeah. That's astonishing to me.

Was there not a lemon in there somewhere? No, no, no. How did I fucking skip that? Toy Story 2 is the closest you can get, and it's still great. And that's still a great movie. It's still great. When I was looking through, I was like, that's the only one that I couldn't dive into detail about. Right.

Because I mix up the Toy Stories. But it is... What is your favorite movie in that run? Oh, I didn't even anticipate it. My favorite movie in that run, it depends on the day. So, Saving Private Ryan or That Thing You Do. That thing with the own eaters. Dark Horse Pick right now. I love that movie. it's depends on the day so Saving Private Ryan or That Thing You Do so if I'm in The Thing with the own eaters

Dark Horse Pick I love that movie I love everything about that movie Ethan Emery gets to shine in that movie Liv Tyler's in that movie it's just Rita Wilson's in that movie

she plays a waitress it's fun yeah dude I quit it is it is a stupid run of movies. I honestly could not believe it.

When I was working on the movie book, there's actually a footnote in there about this. I didn't even think at the time about how much I like Liv. Oh, yeah. I just realized while I was researching all the other stuff, every movie that she's been in is a movie I liked. She's fantastic. What the hell? Every single one. I was like, oh, The Strangers. Oh, you know who's in that? Liv. Oh, yeah, yeah.. She's fantastic. What the hell? Every single one. I was like, oh, The Strangers.

Oh, you know who's in that, Liv? Liv. Oh, yeah, yeah. Armageddon. You know who's in that, Liv? She brings a really kind of lovely energy to anything she's in. Yeah. Lord of the Rings.

Lord of the Rings. Doesn't matter. Enjoyable movie. Put her in anything. If she's in a movie, she's like one like one of the, like, low-key Sunday afternoon champions. Yeah. When you're, like, at home on a Sunday afternoon, maybe a movie comes on cable, and, like, she's in a lot of the ones you want to watch. Because Armageddon is, like, one of the fucking Hall of Fame Sunday afternoon movies.

She has this, I don't know, it's comforting when she's around. I feel the same way about Kevin Costner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, there's just something that makes me feel safe when this person is on the screen. it's comforting when she's around. I feel the same way about Kevin Costner. There's just something that makes me feel safe when this person is on the screen. I would love to walk into my garage and Kevin Costner is putting the hood down on my car. Wiping his hands off with a rag.

With that red rag. Oh, hey. Cracks a beer with his hand and hands it to you. It's not even a twist off. He gets it off anyway. Che, of that run, what do you think is your favorite of that iconic Tom Hanks run?

All right. I'm feeling a little bit, a little bit of a, like a recency bias because I just rewatched A League of Their Own. Oh, it's amazing. I love A League of Their Own.

It's so good. Big, big fan. What's up, Brie? Hey. Brie, this is Shay. Hi, Shay. This is Brie. What's up, homie? How Bree, this is Shay. Hi, Shay. What's up, homie? How are you? You're just in time to make your first pick. You really are just

in time to make your first pick. I heard that. So, Shay took Omar Epps with his first pick. So insightful. Thank you. From Juice, the program, Major League 2, Higher Learning. And then I took Harrison Ford from Empire Strikes Back, All the Way to Witness. Boo. Okay. Which I've been randomly booed for. How are we not booing

Tom Hanks, though? That's a pretty safe pick. I'm booing him, too. Oh, damn, darn. Both of us getting booed for being too obvious, although in the first few years, you go obvious. I disagree. Anyway. Kevin Costner took Vontae Mack with the first pick. He traded several times. He knew what he was going to do. He knew he was

going to become Black Panther eventually. I'm going to hear that Draft Day was a movie run later in this podcast. Am I not? Oh, you're not. No, draft day I don't think is a part of Andrew's movie run. I like draft day, though. I did, too. It got a lot of hate.

I thought it was fun. Yeah. You know that quarterback that everybody wanted him to take? He didn't. Okay, see, this is— Nobody came to his birthday. This is a parallel that I was going to draw. You picking your guy here, Harrison Ford,

would have been like Kevin Costner picking the quarterback right there. It's so safe that there's something wrong with it. You don't think anyone's coming to his birthday? I will say both of those franchises have been tainted post-Harrison Ford's involvement a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, that last Indiana Jones was a bummer. Witness was tight, though. This is like one of those spinning merry-go-rounds that I'm trying to find, or double dutch, where I'm trying to get in there.

Trying to get in? I'm like, oh, boy, draft day? Nope, not a window for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just having to act like running down the stairs didn't cash me out for the rest of the day. You should watch it if only because it's a wonderful film. You don't even have to like football.

It's just like a really well-made film. And Omar Epps is in there. Omar Epps is in. No, not in Draft Day. Not in Draft Day. Yeah. No. What's your first pick?

Yes. Gang. I was interested in some legacy actors, right? And I went with comedies because I think comedies are easier for me to defend in this space. All right. So for my first pick, I'd like to pick Steve Martin from 1986 to 1991. Wow. Beginning with Father of the Bride.

Uh-huh. Check. That's a check. Going through my favorite film inspiring me to move to L.A., L.A. Story. Uh-huh. going through my favorite film inspiring me to move to LA LA Story uh huh My Blue Heaven a weird movie that I like and will stand by

Arugula great haircut great Steve Martin haircut his suits his suits in that movie and Rick Moranis can't get enough of it on fire

Parenthood after that that's so good great for monologues for all you actors out there Dirty Rotten Scoundrels oh yeah seriously character work planes, trains, and automobiles So good. Great for monologues for all you actors out there. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Oh, yeah. Seriously.

Character work. Wow. Planes, trains, and automobiles. Oh, the classics. So good. Keep coming. Holidays. It might come up later. Little Shop of Horrors.

Oh, my God. Ladies and gentlemen. I just listened to the whole soundtrack the other day. Did you? Uh-huh. You know, they're doing a run in Pasadena. I do. I was going to go see it.

Yeah. I think it would be fun. We should get a little gang together. I'd love to go. Sherry, fly back to L.A. We're going to go see Little Shop of Horrors in Pasadena fun. We should get a little gang together. I'd love to go. Sherry, fly back to L.A. We're going to go see A Little Shop of Horrors and a Kiss of the Book. It's just a community production.

Love to see it. And finally, rounding it out with Three Amigos. Wow. Oh, my God. Paramount Pictures right here. My queen's favorite movie right there. Get out of here. Three Amigos is.

Three Amigos, her favorite movie of all time. Damn, that's an amazing run. You know? It was a cool period of time. I mean, that's like when we're little kids, right? Most of us. And, you know, these are comedies or like family movies. They don't make family movies that are that good anymore, you know?

Yeah. You're right. Like Moana. That was the last really good family movie I've seen. End of the Spider-Verse was like a good. That was for families, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, non-animated. Man, that was good. Family ensemble type movies. Fighting with my family. Starring The Rock. Really? Huh. Fun.

Good movie. Good family movie? Good Friday family movie night. We watched it. We don't watch wrestling like at the house, but we watched that movie. Okay.

And then afterward, the twins were like, is this real? Can we see the real wrestling? And then we pulled it up on, but we watch that movie. Okay. And then afterward, the twins were like, is this real? Can we see the real wrestling match? And then we pulled it up on YouTube and we watched that one too. That's the one where the brother and sister want to be wrestlers? Yes. And he picks the sister and brings her into the fold?

Yes. And it's a true story, yeah? Yes. Crazy. Okay. It's good. I could see that being a family joint. Dwayne the Rock John.

All right. That's Dan corrected. Thanks, Jay. Welcome to the fucking Thunderdome, Brooke. I guess. Damn. What is your second pick? That first one, amazing.

Hot Corner. Hot Corner. Yeah, yeah. Hot Corner. There you go. Okay, I'm going to go with another goddamn comedian. Another one from our youths. Y'all, it's Jim Carrey.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Jim Carrey starting in 1994 going to 1999. Oh, I thought I had at least the fourth round to take that shit. No, I just. No way, dude. Irey starting in 1994 going to 1999, baby. No, I just. No way. I really thought it was going to make it. I was looking at summers.

I was looking at blockbusters and stuff like that. And, you know, so I'm doing something a little controversial, which I'm going to say Man on the Moon, Simon Burch. Oh, you're going. Wait. Yeah. I'm starting in 1994. Okay. Oh, no, no. I went backward. Backward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was. Yeah, I'm starting in 1994. Okay.

Oh, no, no. I went backward. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say. The Mask. Yeah, okay. Or Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. The Mask. Dumb and Dumber. Batman Forever. Only this. He was one of the few good parts of that movie. Second Ace Ventura. Very good.

Guano, sure. The Cable Guy. Spectacular. Dark, weird. One of the most underrated movies of all time interesting I really think it is

nobody got enough credit for that movie that was Judd Apatow's first movie nobody gave a fuck about it everybody said Jim Carrey sucked in it

because he was serious it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen that movie they just weren't ready for that energy no they weren't it's such a bullshit

Jack Black kills it it's like if you've been listening to sweat all day then you throw a suit on. Then you throw a suit on. It's like, what the fuck is this? You know, it's disorienting. If Oates tries to hop in, I'm trying to listen to Hall over here.

Then he rounds it out with Liar Liar. Yep. That's a family movie if ever I saw one, right? Truman Show, you know, epic. Simon Birch, I am counting as a commercial success. I don't know if I remember Simon Birch, I am counting as a commercial success. I don't know if I remember Simon Birch off the top of my head. I don't know a ton about it.

It was, you know, a family film. There was a little guy in there. Okay. The titular Simon Birch. Inspirational. I think it was a, you know. Ashla Judd's up in there? It was kind of a crier, right? I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah.

It was definitely a very emotional one. Oh, it was based on a prayer for Owen Meany, which is a book that I've also heard of but don't know well. But not read. Yeah. And then the run for Jim Carrey ends with Man on the Moon. Man on the Moon. I liked it. Have you seen the documentary

about him playing Andy Kaufman? Yes. It's wild. Yeah. That shit is crazy. Yeah. Like, in character all the time, torment. It would have been so terrible to be, like, a makeup person.

Yeah. On that movie. Hey, Jim, your wife's on the phone. I can't even imagine. She's just, like, fucking making, like, whatever, you know, probably a decent living decent living, but you just like have to deal with somebody pretending to be fucking Andy Kaufman, like eating the lipstick and shit. And say what you will about Courtney Love. What a trooper, you know. She is my college's most famous alumni.

Really? From Portland State University. You mean our college's most famous alumni. Courtney Love. Let's make that a pact that you and I surpass that. What do you say? I'd love to. But neither of us are in a hole, so we're going to have to find a way to get in a fucking hole.

Get in a hole. You've got to get in a hole. Also, Mary Strip Club's most famous alumni. Mary Strip Club? Mary Strip Club in Portland, Oregon. Courtney Love also danced at Mary Strip Club. Get the fuck. I swear to God.

What? So just all on that same street Just the Queen of Broadway in Portland I love those little Portland Like Elliot Smith is like 9th and Powell Just that little strip right before the Ross Island Bridge And then all those streets are named after Simpsons characters What the hell are y'all talking about?

Just little Portland nuggets No idea What's your next pick Ian? No it's me But if you go to Portland All the Simpsons characters are named after like streets I'm not going to come to a nuggets. No idea. Ian, what's your next pick, Ian? No, it's me. It's Sean's next pick. Oh, it's you. But if you go to Portland, the streets are all,

all the Simpsons characters are named after like streets. So like Quincy, Flanders, all that. Quimby. It's fun. The old neighborhood. It's so quirky in Portland.

I mean, we didn't name them after the Simpsons characters. It was vice versa. It was vice versa. You better be careful the next time you go there for Powell's. I know you're missing it this time. People will come out and fucking throw some of that homemade kombucha on you.

Oh, yeah. Shout out to whoever sent us that homemade kombucha. We appreciate you. That's going to get me into kombucha. Yeah. Maybe I'll mix up some greens, put it in there, you know? Don't do that. It's a new day for Sean Jordan.

A whole new day. Pour a little Jim Beam in it. Yep, yep. All right. Go on. So my second pick. I'm going. I wish.

Am I the only one that didn't write down the years? I didn't write down the years. I apologize. I also didn't. Okay. But I'm looking at them now. I'm going Jean-Claude Van Damme. Whoa!

And I'm going Bloodsport, Black Eagle, Cyborg, Kickboxer, Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact, Universal Soldier, Nowhere to Run. So all of his movies. You got a couple weak spots in there. I don't think so. Not for me. Black Eagle.

That's the weakest. Okay. Tell me one. It's the weakest. I wouldn't say there's a couple weak spots in there. I don't think so. Not for me. Black Eagle. That's the weakest. Okay. Tell me one. It's the weakest. I wouldn't say there's a couple weak spots. I'd say there's one, Black Eagle, but I still loved it when I was a kid. That's one where he's got to go against the KGB. Yeah.

Those are all the same movie. All of these movies are the same. Jean-Claude Van Damme is my favorite action movie star of all time. Wow. So I brought a couple of those movies into the hospital to watch with my dad when I was a kid like those movies all the way up

to Nowhere to Run that was the one where I was like alright I'm done with Van Damme he knocks the snake out he like punches a snake is that the one

with Patricia Arquette or is that Hard Target I always mix them up who knows so that's 88 through 93 too he did all that in 5 years

Wow He stayed working He was getting after it Dude Those movies I mean I was in Taekwondo For 14 years 13, 14 years

Something like that And a good reason Is because of those movies Where I was like Nah this is dope I gotta stay doing this stuff Yeah I might have to

Knock a snake out Yeah dude It could happen Cyborg is on HBO And I keep talking to myself About watching it every night I'll probably watch it tonight You can't watch to knock a snake out. Yeah, dude. It could happen. Cyborg is on HBO, and I keep talking to myself about watching it every night. I'll probably watch it tonight. You can't watch it at night, dude, because you can't go to bed after that. I got a 6 a.m. flight.

I don't think I'm going to bed. You're not going to go to bed tonight? I'll probably stay up. Dog, I'll stay up with you. We'll watch fucking Cyborg tonight. I've been known to stay up for, because like, you know, fun airport talk. Can I just read off some of these character names? Please.

I'm going to bounce back one one and then we'll move on. So before Bloodsport, he was in a movie called No Retreat, No Surrender. Yeah, he was. Ivan Khrushchinsky, the Russian.

And then Frank Dukes, of course. Yeah. Andre and Black Eagle. And Cyborg, Gibson Rickenbacker. Well, here's Jean-Claude Van Damme's

best character name. I don't even have to look this up because I just know it. Yeah. Gay Karate Man. Stop. He has a character that he plays called Gay Karate Man.

Holy shit. In Monaco forever. I told you. And this is the extent of his role in the movie. Gay Karate Man. He's driving a convertible. He picks a guy up. They're riding in the car.

He tries to touch the guy's wiener. Yeah. The guy's like, no. And then they get out of the car and then he tries to karate kick him in the face. And then that's all. That's his whole part of the movie? That's his whole part of the movie. And he's like, no. And then they get out of the car, and then he tries to karate kick him in the face. And then that's all. That's his whole part of the movie? That's his whole part of the movie. And he's back to Belgium.

Back. We did a sketch with Jean-Claude Van Damme on our show. Was he nice? I saw it. You saw it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How could I not see this? It was like a tidying up of the Marie Kondo parody, where he just came in and destroyed

all your stuff. He was not, well, he was weird, man. He like came in on set. He's Belgian, right? He's Belgian. And he was just very quiet the whole time. And then when we all actually started like destroying stuff and he called his own. That's a wrap.

I'm done here. We got we got like the plot points, but we were like, all right, we need to shoot a few more action things. And like he did two of them. And then I was like, all right, that's good. And then like walked off and then left in his team left. What you can do in your Jean-Claude Van Damme. Who's going to stop him? You got to take what you can get, man.

And we did. We put it together. Yeah, man, he's a heart. So what, in your opinion, drops Black Eagle below a blood sport? Blood sport is fucking amazing, by the way. Is it the lack of a narrative? He's not in a starring role in that one. Yeah.

So it's the lack of Jean-Claude Van Damme. He wasn't really him yet. Because they're Bloodsport, but that didn't really make him. Or it did, but it took a little while. It did. Because Black Eagle was after Bloodsport, so it's like maybe they shot that first or something. Yeah, that's my guess. That's probably why.

The only Jean-Claude Van Damme movie I've seen is JCVD, the art. That's a good one. That's a good one. Where he plays himself. Yeah, yeah. Postmodern JCVD, The Art. That's a good one. That's a good one. Where he plays himself. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Post-modern JCVD. That fucking,

what is it, soliloquy when he raises up or whatever and he starts crying? It's insane. It's like Birdman shit. Oh yeah, for real. I still haven't seen Birdman. Girl. Isn't that stupid?

Jean-Claude Van Damme's not in it. You're good. Oh. I'm out. I got a tattoo assuming that he was in it. Eddie Norton's in that shit though. Now I feel a lot of pressure to go with something a little more esoteric,

even though there's some iconic runs on the board. You're in my head. We got the knuckleball over here in everyone's head. All right. All right. I'm going to go ahead and do this. What are you doing? No.

Yeah. I'm hopping on the six, and I'm taking Jennifer Lopez. What? You son of a bitch. From Selena to Ants. You son of a bitch. Yeah, it's not the

Play More Game show. Dang, dude. No, I have a Jennifer Lopez on my pick, but I have 2019 Jennifer Lopez. Can we do that?

Oh, yeah, you can do two different runs. We can go two different runs. Two different runs of the same person? Selena, Anaconda, U-Turn,

Out of Sight, and then Ants, which as a kid, I enjoyed. Ants is good. Ants is good. I'll watch Ants today. And in the middle of that, even though this doesn't count, so if you're judging it, please discount this, she was in the video for Been Around the World for Puff Daddy featuring me. I feel like that should get to count. They were dating at that point.

They were dating at that point. And then Puffy got in trouble, and she was like, same for me. And she was out. Yeah. Shine took the dive. Where then Puffy got in trouble and she was like, same for me. She was out. Yeah. Shine took the dive. Where's A-Rod? Yeah. Good for her, though.

That A-Rod relationship seems to be working for both of them. Did she stop at Ben Affleck along the way, though? Yeah, she did. They were below, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bennifer, dude. Bennifer.

That was advantageous for everybody as well, I think. I feel like. Everybody ate off that. Yeah. So, Selena advantageous for everybody as well, I think. I feel like. Everybody ate off that. Yeah. Yeah. So, Selena, I mean, amazing movie, of course. Anaconda. Second time Ice Cube's been in here.

Cube is going to, I'm surprised nobody's picking Cube. I'm just saying, he's been around. U-Turn, is U-Turn the one that's directed by Oliver Stone? See, I feel like if you don't know the movies. I do. No, I always confuse. This is tough for you. It is.

This is a tough look right now. U-Turn, it's real weird. It is real weird. Yes. That's the one. And then Out of Sight is, I always confuse those two movies. Her and George Clooney? Out of Sight?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is definitely better than U-Turn, but I remember seeing U-Turn. No, no, no, no. I think it was. But U-Turn was- Out of Sight? Absolutely. Out of Sight's way better than U-Turn, but I remember seeing U-Turn. No, no, no, no. I think it was. But U-Turn was... Out of Sight? Absolutely. Out of Sight's way better than U-Turn, in my opinion.

I mean, I like a weird-ass movie if I'm in the mood, you know? But I remember... But again, I like everything, as we established earlier. Champagne in U-Turn, but I remember being 13 years old, maybe 12 when I saw U-Turn for the first time, and it being one of those, like, oh, where you, like, start to get it

about women movies, where you're like, go on, you know? I think she was wearing, like, oh, when you like start to get it about women movies where you're like, go on, you know. I think she was wearing like a beater top or something like that and change. Anyway,

we can move on. Yeah, it was just a very sensual experience for young Carms in Beaverton, Oregon. There we go. J-Lo, dude. Good pick.

Good pick. All right. I was going to go Lopez 2019 just because of the Oscar talk after Hustlers. She had the, she after Hustlers. She's doing another movie.

She also has the Super Bowl. She also has the Versace moment. There's a lot of good. If you could switch bodies with somebody right now, she's top of the list. Any time between now and the first Versace moment. Yeah. Do I get to pick twice now, right? Yeah, that's right.

Okay, cool. That's not going to be my pick, though. I don't want to go there. I'm going to stay, I'm going to move up. I started with Omar Epps. I'm going in like order, chronological order. I'm going to jump to 1997. Here we go. My best friend's wedding. Conspiracy

Theory. Stepmom. Notting Hill. Runaway Bride. Erin Brockovich. I tried. Julia Roberts. Yeah. I tried to get that, and I missed that run somehow. How did you miss that run? I don't know. I thought I saw something shitty in there.

Are you crazy? Are you listening? We're starting with the best, what I think is the best, purest, most beautiful romantic comedy of all time with Jennifer Lopez, who is the greatest in that genre of all time like at her peak but if you happen to for some reason not think that that's the case you can also have

Notting Hill in there which is like another point Conspiracy Theory I refuse to let like Mel Gibson screw this up for me that was a good movie that guy was in a lot

of good movies man yeah yeah there's no getting around it I'm a Jew and I'll watch Braveheart he can't stop me from doing it he can't stop Jews from watching it. He can't stop Jews

from watching Braveheart. Yeah. Yeah. Stepmom with Susan Sarandon. Great movie. Say it a little perfect. Gets at you. Child of Divorce.

My little sister fucking loved that movie. Oh, yeah. Stepmom. Oh, yeah. Runaway Bride with Gear again. Like, the reunion. And then we're going to top it off.

Erin Brockovich, not that great of a movie, but she gets an Oscar. She gets the Oscar. Not that great of a movie. Erin Brockovich is a fantastic movie. She saves a bunch of people from cancer. True story. Compared to Julia Roberts' other movies.

Totally disagree. Soderbergh, dude, he films it all cool, you know. I think it's her best character work. Actually, I'm going to go there. Finest acting performance from Julia Roberts that I've ever seen. No. For sure. 100%. Get out. 100%. Get out. 100%.

I love it. The Academy agrees. Who do you think? Yeah, what do you think? For her best performance? Yeah. Oh, My Best Friend's Wedding. What?

She does all of the things that I love Julia Roberts to do in that moment. Like, I can't think of a moment like more gripping than when they're all at the, it's the end of the movie, they're all chasing each other.

Yeah. And she's on the phone and he asks her, well, who's chasing you? And then just she doesn't say anything right here. You just watch her face and everything falls apart. And like the way that I'm measuring like how great an actor is, is like what can you do when you're not saying anything? Yeah, that's true. You know, somebody like John C. McGinley in Scrubs, who I think is just incredible. When he doesn't say anything, he's

just bouncing stuff around in his head. Julia Roberts doing it right here. We don't get like, it's not a big showy thing. She's just doing a bunch of cool tricks in a movie where you're not expecting to see it. Got another Scrubs fan in the house. I love it. Did you put a big number? Oh yeah, Scrubs is a...

No, what I meant to say is I thought I saw a shitty movie in there in that I thought I saw something that didn't fit. Not that any of those were bad picks, just so I'm clear on that. That is a fantastic run. Careful. I thought I saw something in there. Careful. Had to clear the air.

Everyone was taking their shirts off. It was getting tense in here. I didn't want that to happen. I'm pretty tough on rom-coms. And that probably tossed off a lot of actors in my list. Yeah. Yeah, as I'm pretty tough on rom-coms. And that probably tossed off a lot of actors in my list. Yeah, I love rom-coms. They're the best.

They make me feel good. What's your favorite romantic comedy? There's Comfort in the Formula. My favorite is My Best Friend's Wedding. What's your favorite one? Hitch. All day. Oh, good one. Eva Longoria. I mean, not Eva Longoria. Eva Mendes. Very interesting. Anyway. We can talk about that alloria. Eva Mendes. Eva Mendes. Showing up. Very interesting. Kevin James killing it?

Anyway. Anyway. We could talk about that all day. That's my second pick. I'm back in draft rom-coms with this. How many picks are we making? Five or until we got to get out of here. Oh, all right. All right.

All right. And we can do a lightning round in the last one. Dermot Mulroney. I just want to say that before we move on. Good name. Dermot Mulroney. Good name. Fucking Hall of Fame name.

The thing that I wonder about a lot is if you take him out and you put Hugh Grant into his role, is this movie better or worse? And half the time I'm like, my best friend's wedding is way worse. Well, wasn't that not a good one? If you've got that like antic nervous energy. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because he's not cool.

No, he's not. At all. You need Mike to be cool. He's charming, but he's not cool. All right. My next pick. I'm going recent. And I want to grab this guy before anybody else does.

All right. 2015, Sicario. Oh. 2017, Get Out. 2018, Black Panther. No. 2018, Widows. Oh, wow.

2019, hasn't even come out yet. I already love it. Queen and Slim. Queen and Slim. Girl, that was on my list. Give me Kaluuya. Give me Dan. Give me my guy, Dan. I thought that was on my list. Give me Kaluuya. Give me Dan. I thought that was...

Give me my guy Dan. I thought that was on. I love this stretch of movies. I love that he has become just as quickly the one of a handful of actors who, when they're in a trailer, I go like, well, I have to see this now. So good. I think Get Out is the best, most important movie that's come out in like 10 years. It's so fucking good.

Easy. I want this fucking good. Easy. I want this guy on my team. I need him on my team. I didn't remember him being in Sicario. I am wildly jealous that you just picked Daniel Kaluuya. I thought I was going to get him in a later round. No. No chance.

I like Widows a lot, too. I loved it. I haven't seen it. I got to see it. I thought so, too. That was maybe like my second or third favorite movie from last year. Another one that I've been it. I thought so too. That was maybe like my second or third favorite movie from last year. Yeah. Another one that I've been like, I should watch that.

And then I fucking watched like the program or something instead for the 90th time. We have the screener at the crib. Yeah. I really like heist movies. As soon as that one came out, I was like Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez in a heist movie. It's called Widows. It looks all sad, but AFV people need to know. Oh yeah. Go see it.

It's just a stunning heist movie. I like when an actor has like a thing that they can do better than everybody else and Viola Davis can stare better than anybody else.

Oh my God. And that's how the movie ends when they're in the diner and the people move and she's there and she's staring at her and you're just like fucking yes.

I'm getting like goosebumps right now. She's got like two like diamond tipped drills like set into it and she fucking is so good. Viola Davis man. She's very like got-tipped drills set into her. She fucking is so good. The way her— You're a bad ass man.

She's got a very placid look. She can lose it, too. But when she's like a placid pond, unmoving— I love it. You don't know what's under the water. Something dangerous is in there, though. This is really fun. I'm having a good time.

I'm having a real good time. All right. They're my two picks right there, though. This is really fun. I'm having a good time. I'm having a real good time. All right. They're my two picks right there. Excellent. Oh, my pick. All right. I'm going to go back to fucking. Here we go.

I'm going to take John Cazale, man. One of the greatest stretch run of all time. What? In my opinion. Okay. John Cazale is the actor. He's Fredo in The Godfather. Okay.

He died from, I forget what kind of cancer. Also dated Meryl Streep during this run. Damn. The Godfather, The Conversation, The Godfather Part 2, Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter, died. Wow. Damn. Damn. And he was like, he was a major figure in all those movies.

That's the guy you were talking about the other day. You couldn't quite think of his name. I couldn't remember his name. Yeah. John Cazale. All those people. Meryl Streep and Al Pacino both said he was the greatest actor they ever knew. He's a weird looking dude. Real weird looking dude. Weird looking.

That's the only reason I don't want to pick him. He is a real weird looking dude. My team looks cool right now. You do have a cool. Very important. I have an Edgar Allan Poe looking dude on my team. I didn't even think about how your team is going to look like if they rolled up. My team is going to look great.

When we walk on the basketball court, we are looking into it. Here you come. And you're like, who's this guy? I got the guy they leave behind to close up the diner at the end of the night. Who's this guy with his eyebrows? Get this guy's eyebrows. He looked crazy, and yet he made all those movies and was like in some of the best movies of all time. Incredible actor.

There's no way around it. Looking crazy. Just his like in Dog Day Afternoon all sweaty and like crazy. That's when he looks his best. I think so too. That's my favorite performance of his. When he's manic. Yeah. Manic. And like Fredo, I mean

like whatever, but he's like the fucking schmuck in the movie. He's like the schlamazel and like doesn't really get to fully explore his power. But when you have this weird wiener looking dude like in Dog Day Afternoon, just amazing. And like the fact that he only made those movies, it's crazy. It's like Big E at Tupac, but like in acting

where it was like they were like kind of knocked off before. Sure, yeah. They had a chance to do anything that, you know, maybe people could argue that wasn't that good. Sean, give me a good one, Sean. Then you may go off on the three. Anyway, Sean. All right may go off on the three. Anyway, Sean. All right,

I'm going to go, I guess I'm going, I'm doing me here. Picking Corey Feldman. We're going. Next. Go ahead. All right.

Not even close. Gremlins, Friday the 13th, The New Beginning, Goonies, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, Lysa to Drive,

The Burbs, Dream a Little Dream, and then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Wow. It's a fun run. It is a fun run. And again, I'm doing me. All those movies.

So those movies that the Corys were in, like License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Lost Boys, three of my favorite movies of all time. I think we're letting you get away with adding a bunch of stuff on to the run. No, no. What? Are we going on that again? What's the first movie in that run? Gremlins. What? Are we going on that again? What's the first movie in that run? Gremlins.

What the fuck's wrong with Gremlins? No. There's nothing wrong with Gremlins, but like, he's not a fundamental part of the movie.

He's in it. I mean, okay. I mean, he's the kid. He's like the kid in the science office that finds the Gremlin. So Friday the 13th, a new beginning?

Friday the 13th, a new beginning. I like Jason movies. Is that a good, okay. He's in it. I do like Jason movies. All right,th a new beginning Friday the 13th a new beginning I like Jason movies is that a good okay he's in it I do like Jason movies alright but a new beginning

okay I would take if it does well commercially or we like it yeah well I'm not gonna pick something I don't like

yeah Goonies Stand By Me of course Lost Boys License to Drive The Burbs Dream a Little Dream

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles what's License to Drive come on Corey Heyman Corey Feldman when he gets to be like Heather Graham where they steal her to drive. The Burbs. Dream a Little Dream. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What's licensed to drive? Come on. Corey Heyman, Corey Feldman. Heather Graham, where they steal his parents' car. What are the cool kids? They drive a Porsche. No, they drive like a big old Lincoln or something. I like Heather Graham.

I was always a Sean Astin guy more than a Corey guy. Oh, dang. I just saw Sean Astin in a crazy movie in 2019, Gloria Bell. Okay. Julianne Moore. What is that about? Amazon Prime. Julianne Moore is going through like a Stella Getter groove back kind of moment.

Yeah. And Sean Astin has zero lines but like a montage with him and Julianne Moore that is sexual in Las Vegas. Boom. It will change your life. Really? Yeah. He's so evil. He's got a predator energy.

Sean Astin getting a little shine from Stranger Things, which is fun. Oh, that's right. Having a little renaissance. I think he's got so much money from all of his weird franchises that he can do anything. I mean, the Lord of the Rings, right? Yeah, yeah. Rudy also. Got to be Rudy.

And just. Man, the first time I lived in LA when I was like 22, I went to the comedy store drunk and I thought I saw Sean Astin and took pictures with this dude. And I'm like, I gotta get a fucking picture with you, man. Because I thought I was sure it was Sean Astin and then woke up the next morning

and looked at my phone and it only barely looked like Sean Astin. Just some 5'2 dude. He was, yeah, he's like, yeah,

like a 5'2 kind of blonde dude. I think the picture was on my Facebook somewhere. I gotta dig that up. God, that's so tight. Yeah, dude,

it was not Sean Astin. Yeah, Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman's right. Corey Feldman. I did not think that dude was gonna come up. All right,

Brie, you've taken Steve Martin, Jim Carrey in your third and fourth picks. I'm going to keep the hit machines a-coming. Will Smith, ladies and gentlemen.

So beginning in 1995 with Independence Day, Men in Black, Enemy of the State, Wild Wild West, which is spectacular looking and pretty funny. What amazing costumes. Selma fucking Hyatt in a corset. Your main man, Kevin Kline. And have you guys ever heard the story that Kevin Smith tells about how he was pitched to direct that movie? He was pitched to direct that movie. I can't remember who it is, okay, right? But Kevin Smith is like,

I don't know, I'm kind of interested in that movie. Oh, no, he wanted to do a Superman. Yeah. And some producer was like, okay, but what about a giant mechanical spider? And he's like, no, I'm not going to put a giant mechanical spider in Superman. Right.

And then that guy went on to direct Wild Wild West. Boom, giant mechanical spider. So a guy was just fixated on a giant mechanical spider. Tried to get it into another movie. And he's like, any which way, I can fucking get it. And that's why that fucking thing's in Wild Wild West. Not a very good secondhand story, but I'll take what I can get. That is a terrible movie, Bree.

It is not. No, no, no. Wild Wild West. Okay, well, what's funny is that I specifically did it this way because if I went the other way, I would include Hitch, which I think is a terrible movie. Oh, my God. You're, well, why? Because I don't like bad rom-coms.

That's a great rom-com. The only thing that you get that could be considered wrong with that movie is that he's potentially tricking women into liking men, but he's not doing that. That's not what's happening. Yeah, I guess that's it. That's what put me off it. That's the part that you could argue is problematic, but it's not. May I amend your pick or not even amend, but bring up if you would have gone back from Independence Day.

Yeah. Bad Boys. Go. And Six Degrees of Separation. Are the two movies right before that? Well, I'm not finished because if I keep going through Wild Wild West I go Legend of Bagger Vance which I also don't think is a bad movie

fight me Ali Ollie Man Black 2 and Bad Boys 2 the whole thing was to get Bad Boys 2 in because I think that is

the best Bad Boys movie oh yeah and maybe one of my favorite action movies of all time now you're saying some things I lost you for a little bit, but you got it back.

Did you see the trailer for the new Bad Boys? Yeah. Oh, boy. Martin Lawrence let himself go a little bit. Will Smith did not. Now they look different. It's so funny. He had to let himself go so we could find him again.

It's the same dynamic, though, right? It'll be fine. Martin Lawrence was always like, I'm a family guy. You're young and single. It's going to be great. As long as he's out of breath and mad at Will Smith at some point, I'm in. I want some turncoat action. I'm really interested to hear this next bit because you are going all over the place right now.

That was crazy. The Legend of Bagger Vance and Wild Wild West? You ever watched The Legend of Bagger Vance on a Sunday after a dab? That's tough. You're trying to sell us a boat right now. Yeah. With like two giant holes in the side. It's a beautiful boat.

Look at this side of the boat. It's a very expensive. Wait until we get to the top. Oh, damn. It's got a hot tub in it? But the whole thing's going to sink. No, we might have a couple lightning rounds here. All right.

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So your fourth pick? Bill Murray. Fuck you. Ladies and Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, your fourth pick. Bill Murray. Fuck you. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, yeah. Which part?

Okay. So, I'm starting in 1986. Uh-huh. Little Shop of Horrors. Scrooged. Ghostbusters 2. Yeah, yeah. What about Bob?

Groundhog Day. You missed Quick Change. When's Quick Change? Right in the middle. All right. Well, Quick Change. Which is fantastic. Mad Dog and Glory. That movie the middle. All right, well. Quick Change. Which is fantastic. Mad Dog and Glory.

That movie's so good. And I'm including Kingpin because I like it. I like Kingpin as well. Kingpin's such an amazing movie. I don't understand this room anymore, you guys. Opinions, who gives a shit what we think? We're calling Kingpin a good movie? I don't know.

It was fun. All right. Kingpin. Every movie I named that Corey Feldman was in, I think is Friday the 13th, A New Beginning. I don't think it's an amazing movie. Every other movie, amazing, if you ask me. Okay, all right.

So who gives a fuck what people say? Who's the weakest in Shay? I think you have the most integrity now. So which pick do you think is the worst film in your picks so far? The worst film that I have in mine? Runaway Bride. And it's your favorite movie. No, that's not my favorite.

My favorite movie is My Best Friend's Wedding. Runaway Bride is like, I'll get through it. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. The only movie I can't get through

is The Animal. I fucking hate it. There we go. I hate that movie. Go off. Good pick, good pick. All right, Sean, time for your fourth pick.

All right, going Tom Cruise. Okay. We're starting with Legend. Yes. Legend does not hold up that well, but one of my favorite movies as a child. So Legend,

Top Gun, Color of Money, Cocktail, Rain Man, Born on the Fourth of July, Days of Thunder. Yeah. All absolute bangers.

Should have just left Legend off. I thought about it. I did. I did think about that. You really could have. Yeah, I did. I could have. I could have.

It would have been such a strong pick I could've I wanted it on there just because that that was my introduction to Tom Cruise I love that movie not amazing

it's a great movie devil but it's it's not good devil in that movie yeah dude Tim Curry playing the Dark Lord or whatever

with that thick thick horn amazing yeah yeah that like front of a Cadillac ass horn yeah it's just

it's just a cool movie that doesn't unfortunately hold up. But the rest of them get the fuck off. The rest are solid. Top Gun, Color Money. I used to have a shirt that said Vince on it. Because I used to think I looked like Tom Cruise. So I had a shirt that said Vince on it. We'd always go play pool at the Nickel Spot.

Shout out to Nickel Spot. Shout out. Cocktail. I was a bartender for a while. And then I have to stop at Rain Man. Because then it's not funny anymore but then you know

Born on the Fort of the Lie and Days of Thunder crazy good this is the pick that you have to make to help carry Corey up the mountain I can't do it

Tom's got broad shoulders to do that I think Tom's probably carrying what didn't I have another flopper in one of those anyway

that's my what is that my fourth pick that's your fourth pick? That's your fourth. That's your fourth pick. Fourth pick. Tom Cruise, man.

Yeah. Amazing dude. Been lucky enough to work with him a few times. Sent you a couple cakes, right? Sent me a cake last Christmas. All right. Trying to get another cake out of him this Christmas. What a guy. Trying to get it caked up.

I brought it up last time I saw him. Tommy. He had a little Christmas ornament on the box. He didn't have to do that. There was already a cake in that box. Oh, man. I can't say too, but I had a conversation with him once, and they're always incredibly intense.

Wow. Anytime you talk to him, it's just like he's like tractor beamed onto anyone he's talking to. Yeah. Very kind, but super intense. And he said he's always wanted to make a musical. And not even, not the rock star, but he's like- Yeah, didn't he make one? He made one, but he wants to make a proper, not like a star, but like he's like, he made one

but he wants to make like a proper not like a jukebox. And then he spent like half an hour talking about Buster Keaton. He loves Buster Keaton. He just kept talking about how amazing Buster Keaton is. Were you just trying to make me cry in this studio right now?

A musical would be insane. I would love it. I would love it. I can't, because he's still got the body right now. He still wants to like crash cars and motorcycles and shit like that. That body ain't going anywhere, by the way.

I don't know, 65? One less Tom Cruise story and then we'll do like a lightning round. We were shooting a thing with him on the Thames River on this boat and he, for some reason, wore a suede button up. Why wouldn't you?

And he was sweating through it between takes, so he had to take his shirt off and people would dry him off with like hair dryers. So he would just stand on the boat in between takes with people like doing hair dryers at him and you had to pretend like shirtless Tom Cruise

wasn't like 14 feet away from you. People just doing hair dryers at him. How did you hide your boner? I did not. I let it fly. He's cool. You think TC's not used to boners just being around all the time? You have to be at that point. How did you hide your boner? I did not. I let it fly. He's cool. I let it fly. You think TC's not used to boners just being around all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be at that point.

Wet floors and boners everywhere when he's around. Oh, yeah. I guess the Thames River just went up a few inches. You know what I'm saying? Sploosh. All right. I'm going to go with another recent run. This is a three-movie run.

It's my boy Leonardo DiCaprio. Wow. With Wall Street, The Revenant, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Gorgeous. Just three strong fucking films. I think maybe I like The Revenant more than most people. I thought The Revenant was pretty good. I do, right?

Yeah, I liked it. I liked it. I like hanging out in just that world where world, like where it's like cold. Brutal Alaska. And brutal. It reminds me of Oregon a little bit. I just like it. I think it's cool that they lit it like all naturally.

I thought it was pretty rad. But Wolf of Wall Street, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was amazing. Amazing performances. Those are movies. I already know Once Upon a Time is like this. Wolf of Wall Street is already like it.

Any point you jump in I'm going to try to ride it out until I have to leave the house. For sure. Yeah. The Revenant

maybe not so much like that but still I'm in a pretty fucking I guess if The Revenant comes on and I want to watch it I'm not in the leaving the house

kind of mood anyways. No. I'm like I'm in The Revenant mood. It's 1am. It's 1am. You're wearing a blanket. Open the door

I want someone to see me Watching it I encourage What was it on Seinfeld? I encourage intruders Joe DiVola I encourage intruders The door was open

I like to encourage intruders I remember I remember watching The Revenant And then he wins the Oscar For that one And being like Why'd you give him the Oscar

All he did was Roll around in the snow In the water When it's cold outside He didn't deserve this And then I went to, we went to Wyoming, and it was the first time I'd ever seen snow. And some of it

touched me on my neck. And I was like, oh my God, this is awful. He deserved the Oscar. It was the first time in my life, and it just, it was the worst feeling. I didn't know what it was. You didn't get a trophy out of it, even. I didn't get it. Have you been in the snow since? No, I'll never go again.

You gotta get in it, man. No way. Oh, no. We went one time to like a Colorado or something like that, but I didn't go outside. I was like, I'm gonna be in here. You know what's great about getting all cold is you can get all hot again right after. That's the best feeling. Let's just skip the cold part.

No, you gotta get cold. All right. You ever been in a hot tub when there's snow around you? It doesn't make any sense. It's a feeling you have to experience at some point. It's pretty dang. For sure. Because then you've got to get out of it.

And that's miserable. Yeah, but you get the snow and then you jump back in. We'll talk about it more. I'll share your time for your fourth and then your final picks. All right, cool. So this is my list so far. I've got Omar Epps, 92 to 96, perfect pick. Julia Roberts, 97 to 2000, perfect pick.

Perfect pick. perfect pick Julia Roberts 97 to 2000 perfect pick perfect pick I got Kaluuya 2015 to 19 perfect pick you know what I need I need a heavy hitter and I can't believe that nobody took this guy the greatest actor

of our generation Robert Duvall the greatest actor of any generation Robert Duvall Denzel Washington you bastards which part

and you can pick any stretch of his movies but give me this one but give me this one because But give me this one. Because I want no holes in this at all. I want 2000. Remember the Titans. Uh-huh.

2001. Training Day. Finally gets his best Oscar that he should have gotten from Malcolm X. Yep. 2002. John Q. Yep. Give me Denzel talking to his dying son.

Boy needs a heart. My boy needs a heart. Give me the whole theater in tears. Give my boy a heart. Give me campy genre film 2003 at a time. Give me the whole theater in tears. Give my boy a heart. Give me campy genre film, 2003 at a time. Oh, yeah. And then give me Denzel Washington painting his masterpiece, murdering everybody, Man on Fire, 2004.

That's one of his favorites. I fucking love that movie. He always says that. A man can be an artist in anything. Food, art. Shea Serrano's art is drafting movie runs. And he just painted his masterpiece.

Yes. I need this pic. I need the one guy on there where you see him and you're like, shit, this team can win the championship.

I don't know why Man on Fire isn't considered like fucking up there with like good fellas and shit, which is maybe my craziest opinion.

I fucking love that movie, man. It's so good in it. That's the one they should have made a sequel to instead of the equalizer. Fucking A. They really should have. I want to see Creasy all over the place. He's so good in it. That's the one they should have made a sequel to instead of the Equalizer. Fucking A. They really should have.

I want to see Creasy all over the place. We didn't see him die. He lived. He lived. I'm 100% sure he lived. He's like drunk in Louisiana right now. Somebody tweeted there's a prequel to Training Day in the works. And they were thinking it's going to be, is it John David Washington?

Yeah, John David Washington. They were thinking it's, yeah. Is that true, you think? Because that would be fucking sick. I don't know. It's supposed to be on the Rodney King riots. In a minute, yeah. He'd be so great. He can do his Dan.

Every time I'm on Ballers, he'll do Denzel moves. The only good thing about Ballers. Boy, that show sucks now. Whoa, really? What happened? Oh my God. It's bad. We don't have enough time.

Out of Time's crazy. Isn't that like the devil's jumping spirits that ends up in a cavity? No, that's not Out of Time. That's Fallen. Fallen. Out of Time is when he I got a 6 a.m. flight. Isn't that like the devil's jumping spear? It ends up in a cavity. No, no, that's not Out of Time. Oh, no, what is that? Fallen. Fallen. Out of Time is when he's with Sanaa Lathan, and he's trying to figure out. It's one of those, like, we're running out of time movies.

Oh, okay. Everything's closing in on me, and I have to figure my way out of this. It's great. It's just Denzel, fucking all gas, no brakes. My car engine is on fire, and I've got to get to the finish line. All gas, no brakes. My car engine is on fire, and I've got to get to the finish line. All gas, no brakes. All right. And then my last pick, and this is going to be one that I have to do for my people.

Yeah. And none of y'all are allowed to argue it. You mean authors. I don't mean authors. I mean you got brown eyes, brown hair. Your last name ends in a vowel or an S or a Z. Give me Antonio Banderas. Give me Antonio Banderas. Give me Antonio Banderas.

1993, Philadelphia. It's him, it's Tom Hanks, and Denzel. We've got three of our picks in there. Of Love and Shadows, a very important movie when you're growing up. Stop. What? A very important movie when you're a 12-year-old, 13-year-old boy, and you're like, wow.

Wow, that's what sex looks like. Is he hitting the skims in it? That's what I'm going to look like. I'm going to look like Antonio Bold boy, and you're like, wow. Wow, that's what sex looks like? Is he in this game, Zayn? That's what I'm going to look like? I'm going to look like Antonio Banderas having sex? All right, cool. Every time. That's funny. Every time.

Interview with a vampire? Oh, yeah. Perfect. Armand. Miami Rhapsody, which is like, we'll skip that one. I like that one. Oh, you did? Okay, thank you.

What a weird world. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I like that one. It's campy. It's real weird. Okay, cool. I feel better then. 95, Desperado. Okay, thank you. Thank you, thank you. I like that one. It's campy. It's real weird. Okay, cool.

I feel better then. 95, Desperado. Yeah, yeah. His best character. Yeah, it's so good. God damn it. Four Rooms, where that's one of those

like interwoven. I like Four Rooms. Okay. It's a play, right? Yeah. It plays out like that. It's like Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez and all them.

And then the last one in 95 is Assassins. He did Desperado and Assassins in the same year. That's pretty fun. And it's him versus Sylvester Stallone and they're assassins and there's a great scene

in there where they're in like a cab and they're separated by glass and they're both trying to shoot each other and it's great. Oh, one of the front

ones on the back? Yeah, yeah. And it's bulletproof glass and then he, Bandera's just trying to get Stallone to do what he wants him to do and he can't shoot

through the glass and there's a soccer game going on and he's like, all right, and he shoots the soccer ball out of the, it goes up in the air, and he's going to start shooting kids, and Stallone's like, okay, you win.

Holy shit. He's so evil in this movie. But again, very underappreciated actor. I think he is too. He can do a hundred different things in a hundred different ways. I love him. I want him on my team. You got him on your team.

My team is crushing everybody's right now. I've told the story on here before, but I just so you know, I once made out through Philadelphia. Yes. It was in a long distance relationship. We hadn't seen each other. It's like the Seinfeld thing and put Philadelphia on and fucking made out through it. And then at the end, started paying attention again and I wept for 15 minutes in front of

her. What a perfect date it was pretty good actually yeah alright I'm gonna make my final pick really quick and shit shit shit

alright I'm gonna take see I can tell y'all didn't do your research right now because everybody's on their phones or computer like I have all my shit

written out I always make 20 choices just in case like or computer. I have all my shit written out. Shut up. I got it all right here. I always make 20 choices just in case like 15 get picked. De Niro starting with Casino. Then he made Heat. Then he made The Fan.

Then he made Sleepers. Sleepers is fucking amazing. Sleepers is fucking crazy. The Fan is a tough pick but go ahead. I kind of like The Fan. I'm all right with The Fan. Then he made Marvin's Room. Copland. Which I don't know if it's a good movie, but I like.

It's not a good movie. I like Copland. I thought it was good. Jackie Brown, Wag the Dog. Of course I like it. I fucking love Wag the Dog. You love Wag the Dog. You should have stopped at Jackie Brown.

That would have been such a good- I love Wag the Dog, dude. End point. Wag the Dog is a good movie. Teaches you a lot. Politics? I love it. Each one of y'all so far

have said at least three sentences that the listeners are going to hear and they're going to go like, there's no way. There's no way Wild Wild West can win this. There's no way Wag the Dog can win. The Wag the Dog hive. There's no way.

I'm going to come alive. Let's see if Wild Wild West made more than your Antonia Banderas sex movie. That movie made $19,000 at the box office. Of Love and Shadows. Did anybody else watch this? $19,000.

It made less in the theater than Ian has made sitting on this couch right now recording this podcast. Wild Wild West, the terrible movie you guys hate, made $222 million worldwide. Iggy Azalea sold a lot of records too. It don't mean anything.

Yeah. You know, Lockheed Martin makes a ton of money every year, but you know. My last? Yes. All right.

Wrap her up. I'm going to wrap it up with this gal had a three movie run that to me are all absolutely perfect movies. I can't wait to hear what this is.

Mean Girls, The Notebook, and Wedding Crash. Rachel's McGadams, baby. Those three movies. That's a good pick. Finishing out with Tom Cruise and Rachel McAdams, you're back in the game. You might sneak away with a win. Those three movies, to me, are phenomenal.

The Notebook's not a romantic comedy. It's just a fucking romantic-ass movie. But I love, like a baby, I cry. Put that on a plane. Get me a couple in on a plane. Going to Portland, especially. They'll land it in San Francisco because you cry so hard. Shay's got to bring your final pick.

Just say it real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, it is two, my first and second pick is two Robin Williams runs. It is starting with Hook. You only have one left. Oh, okay.

Hook, 1991. Yes. We're not counting voices but Ferngully, Aladdin, Toys, Mrs. Doubtfire. Amazing.

Yeah, we're counting voices. Yeah, we're counting voices. Strong finish. Strong finish. Thank you. Look at that Doubtfire. Shay Serrano, thank you so much

for joining us on AFV seriously man I'm one for one on championships on AFV we'll see what the listeners say about it

we'll do it for this one we'll see what they have to say about I've Loved Shadows your book is called Movies and Other Things it's available right now cop that shit I couldn't

I can't recommend it more it's been such a treasure having you here. Thank you so much for joining us. You gotta fucking rush off and do more great deal of fun. You're a coveted gentleman. Thank you so much for taking the time. Come back anytime and get your ass handed to you again

by me and my dancing pics. Alright, so Shea Serrano had to rush off because he literally just put out a book. The last two were New York Times bestsellers. This one's probably going to be too. So he has a very demanding press schedule. But we decided if we did that, the episode would only be like an hour long.

It might have even been a little. We've never done one under an hour, I don't think. I don't think we have. Maybe like way early on. His time demands were more pressing than Corden's. Yeah. Yeah. Good boundaries. Good boundaries. I love that on an pressing than Corden's. Yeah. Yeah. Good boundaries.

Good boundaries. I love that on an author. Yeah. I do too. Yeah. So we just wanted to talk about just things in general,

I guess. Well, yeah, things we left on the board and also the recap is always fun. So I'll do the recap first. That's such a hard read. Did you write them all down?

I tried. Thank you, Ian. Shay went first and he took Omar Epps with Juice, the program, majorly two in higher learning, and then Julia Roberts from 1997 through 2000,

which I think started with My Best Friend's Wedding and went to The Runaway Bride or something like that. Anyway, anyway. Then Daniel Kaluuya, Sicario, Get Out, Black Panther, Widows,

and then Queen and Slim, which isn't even out yet. But you can bank on that, dude. Then Denzel with Titans. Remember the Titans? Training Day. John Q, Out of Time, Man on Fire, or Man en Fuego, if you will. Mujer en Fuego.

That's a woman on fire. Hombre. Damn it. Well, women can be on fire. I've been around at least a couple. Whoa, a lot of equality in here. And then Antonio Banderas, Philadelphia, of Love and Shadows, Interview with a Vampire, which, okay.

I like Interview with a Vampire. I mean, it's better than Love and Shadows. Miami Rhapsody, Desperado. That is anything that's right beside your mouth. I haven't even seen that one, though. That's why I can't comment fully. It's really bad. Four Rooms and then Assassins.

Yep. I went second. I took Harrison Ford, and his run was, let me find it so I can. This is so hard to read. Okay. Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost fucking Arc, Blade Runner, Return of the Jedi, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and then Witness. Fucking good run, man.

Can I get a Witness? And then Shea backed me into taking Jennifer Lopez, which Selena, Anaconda, U-Turned, Out of Sight, and Ants. That's great. There was a good movies in there. I like it. And then John Cazale,

The Godfather, The Conversation, Godfather Part II, Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter. Third, I went, oh, Leonardo DiCaprio with The Wolf of Wall Street, The Revenant, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. And then finishing off with De Niro, Casino, Heat, The Fan, Sleepers, Marvin's Room, Copland, Jackie Brown, Wag the Dog. Heat.

Barry Levinson, David Mamet wrote the script. Dustin Hoffman, you know what I mean? Robert De Niro. I like it. It's a good movie. It's like it was designed in a lab to be a great movie. Yeah, it really does. Sean, you went third.

You took the Tom Hanks run, the iconic Tom Hanks run. So stupid that those were all in a row. I didn't even know I had a chance. I got them right. Yeah, same. League of Their Own, Sleepless in Seattle, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Toy Story,

That Thing You Do, Saving Private Ryan, You've Got Mail, Toy Story 2, The Green Mile, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can.

That's great. That's great. Those were all. Then you took Jean-Claude Van Damme from Bloodsport to Nowhere to Run, and those were. Yep. Oh, I could say, yeah,

Bloodsport, Black Eagle, Cyborg, Kickboxer, Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact, Universal Soldier, Nowhere to Run. Alright. This is so dang. A real up and down draft for you. And then Corey Feldman. Yeah, I threw the Feldman in there. And that was...

Let me, uh, the Corey Feldman, Gremlins, Friday the 13th, A New Beginning, Goonies, Stand By Me. I could have just started at Goonies. Goonies, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, License 13th, A New Beginning, Goonies, Stand By Me. I could have just started at Goonies. Goonies, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, License to Drive, The Burbs, Dream a Little Dream, Teenage Boot and Ninja Turtles. Top Gun, and then you went Tom Cruise, Legend, Top Gun, Color of Money, Cocktail, Rain Man, Born on the Fourth of July, Days of Thunder.

That's it. That cut it off. Yep. There was another Tom Cruise run you could have done. Yeah, I had it. I had my second. I had my second. A Few Good Men, The Firm, Interview with the Vampire,

Mission Impossible, Jerry Maguire, Eyes Wide Shut. That's the one I was looking at. That's what I was asking because in my mind I was like, I'm going to bookend this motherfucker with Tom Cruise. But I didn't. Because with Rachel McAdams, three movies, it was Mean Girls. Mean Girls, The Notebook, and Wedding Crashers. Bree, you went last. You took Steve Martin from 89 to 91, Father of the Bride, L.A. Story, My Notebook, and Wedding Crashers. Brie, you went last. You took Steve Martin from 89

to 91, Father of the Bride, L.A. Story, My Blue Heaven, Parenthood, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Little Shop of Horrors, Three Amigos. Yeah, girl. Then you took Jim Carrey from 94 to 99, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber,

Batman Forever, Ace Ventura 2, When Nature Calls, The Cable Guy, Liar Liar, The Truman Show, Man on the Moon. Man. Then you want Will Smith, Independence Day, Men in Black, EOTS. No, Bad Boys, Independence Day. Bad Boys. Men in Black.

Enemy of the State. Enemy of the State. Wild, Wild West. I say it proudly. Wild, wild, wild. Wow. Wow. Such production value. 222 million. Wow. Such production value. 222 million. Wow. Such production value. Legend of Bagger Vance.

Golf movie. Clutch. So important. Tin Cup is a golf movie. Let's just fucking be clear here. And Legend of Bagger Vance is the second important golf movie of our time. It's a drama where they play golf sometimes. Ali.

Men in Black 2. Very good. Entertaining for everyone. And Bad Boys 2. The best. Bad Boys 2. Whatever it takes to get me anywhere close to Bad Boys 2. I love it. You're right. Bad Boys 2. Whatever it takes to get me anywhere close to Bad Boys 2, I'll go on that walk with you.

Yeah, the journey was worth it. And then finish off with Bill Murray, Little Shop of Horrors, Scrooge, Ghostbusters 2. What about Bob? What about Bob? Groundhog Day. Oh my God. Mad Dog and Glory, Ed Wood, Kingpin. Groundhog Day is such a good fucking movie.

And then I threw down Robin Williams right at the end. There's many, many picks, but I chose starting with Hook. I love Hook. Yeah. Love Hook. My dad looks like Hoffman in that. Fern Gully, Aladdin, Toys, Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, yeah.

Toys, though. I love Toys. Really? If I remember right, it was really fun and weird, Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, yeah. Toys, though. I love Toys. Really? If I remember right, it was really fun and weird, but I was a child. That was the one with LL Cool J where he was like a general. Also, Joan Cusack was in there. You love Joan Cusack. I like the music is Mother's Ball, Mark's Mother's Ball.

Oh, yeah. And it's creepy, weird. It kind of looks Tim Burton-y. It does feel Tim Burton-y. Yeah. I don't know. It was one of my go-to daytime movies when I was a kid. All right.

So what's on the board? We left some good stuff on the board. So many shitty movies. You got to stand by your shit. I love shitty movies. I thought Reese Witherspoon had a great free movie run with Pleasantville, Cruel Intentions, and Elections. Yes.

Dude. Election is such a gnarly good movie. I regret not going the Shea like the passion route. I was looking for length of like leg like length. I went he

but right before you got here he fucking dunked on me for going with obvious picks and he's right. Got in your head. But I'm right too. Yeah. I think like doing

the passion three movie. I mean, that's what you want. Yeah. Sure. I mean, you look at like oh oh, there was like, god damn it. Winona Ryder was someone I had on here. She had like some cool run like both in the early 90s and late 90s. All my favorite legacy actresses take some trash now and then.

We were talking about this right before we jumped back in and started recording again. And your theory. Meryl Streep. Yeah. Susan Sarandon, Toni Collette, Annette Bening. We were talking about this right before we jumped back in and started recording again. Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Toni Collette, Annette Bening, all of our working babes, they get paid maybe less at the beginning of their careers. Got to take some trash. They also may be more flexible. I don't know. Yeah, it was tough because there weren't a lot of runs there were like back to back maybe but that just

had to go more than two when they make great movies they also have to like I mean there's the curse of the best actress which is like they win that award and then like price themselves out of movies because they have an Oscar and then like don't get cast in good movies anymore but they get

fucked by the system so yeah like Meryl there'll be like a great movie and then there'll be some shitty movie and then like don't get cast in good movies anymore. Yeah. But they get fucked by the system. So yeah, like Meryl, there'll be like a great movie and then there'll be some shitty movie and then like there'll be another amazing movie. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and women, it's, I don't know if this is totally it, but you know, women, like you gotta be sexy. You gotta be, you know, a bomb sometimes. And it's hard to come back from that stuff.

It's really hard to choose roles to be the, to be the person that's going to fill all the things that Hollywood needs. Cate Blanchard had Return of the King, The Life Aquatic, and The Aviator. Yes, she did. Bang, bang, bang. Nicole Kidman had Practical Magic, Eyes Wide Shut, Moulin Rouge, and then The Others. The Kidman. Four in a row, which was a pretty good run.

Did you just get in a fight with someone the other night defending Nicole Kidman no somebody did somebody got so mad the other night I like Nicole Kidman I love her it was a woman

anyway she's tall and cool and I like that looks like my best friend Julie Roberts had another run Steel Magnolia's Pretty Woman Flatliner's Sleeping with the Enemy which was decent

I mean there was the Molly Ringwald 16 Candles Breakfast Club Pretty in Pink. Just defining ass movies right there. Those movies needed to happen for so many of my current favorite

movies. John C. Reilly has a lot of good runs. But he also takes a lot of stinkers, right? And he did a lot of alt comedy back in the day. I kept looking for digital short and I'm like, no, that was just some movie he was in. Julianne Moore is the other

person that I would have taken for sure. But she takes a lot of indie. So my pick for her would be The Shipping News, Far From Heaven, and The Hours. I've never even heard of The Hours. That's it. Shipping News was a good book too. Adam Sandler did Billy Madison

and Happy Gilmore, Bulletproof, The Wedding Singer, Waterboy, Big Daddy. Sure did. I just was like, I'm picking too many clowns, but those were so good. One other one I would have taken, Brad Pitt, Ocean's 13, The Assassin of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Burn After Reading, Benjamin Button, and then Inglourious Bastards. I have a soft spot for Benjamin Button for and then Inglourious Bastards. Yeah, I had a... I have a soft spot for Benjamin Button for some reason.

I've never seen it because it looked like one of those, you know... It's fucking weird, but you're not gonna be mad if you watch it, I don't think. You know what a good one is?

Listen to this one. It's Danny McBride. So, The Foot Fist Way, that was like his first movie. That was great. Foot Fist Way, Hot Rod, Superbad, Heartbreak Kid, Drillbit Taylor's kind of a stinker, but it was okay. Then Fist Way, Hot Rod, Superbad, Heartbreak Kid, Drill Bit Taylor's kind of a

stinker, but it was okay. Then Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder. What's Heartbreak Kid? It was Bennett. So he was just like the cousin in that, but it was one with Ben Stiller and Maylene Ackerman, where they go on like some tropical vacation and you don't know what it is. Jerry Stiller's in it. I don't remember. Ben Stiller owns

a sporting goods store in San Francisco. Jerry Stiller's his dad. Ben, that detail certainly wasn't going to do it. If I don't remember. Ben Stiller owns a sporting goods store in San Francisco. Jerry Stiller's his dad. Ben Batty certainly wasn't going to do it if I remember the island. It's funny. Danny McBride is in it but then it was like

because Shay even brought it up like were they even close to a part of the movie? Yeah. Like barely. So it's tricky. But him and Hot Rod

is the best. I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day. It's so funny. You're going to bring the devil out of me? He's so funny. Oh man, Kathy B the devil out of me? He's so funny.

Oh, man, Kathy Bates. Ooh, I tried to find one for her, too. Yeah, she gets messy. You know, she takes some stuff. She takes some stuff. I would have maybe taken Titanic Primary Colors, the water boy for Kathy Bates. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she was in Titanic, huh? She sure was. Yeah, so there's some good stuff on there. Well, Shay was fantastic. Oh, dude, I was in Titanic, huh? She sure was. Yeah, so there's some good stuff on there. Shay was fantastic. Oh, dude, I love it when somebody fucking gives a shit and gets it done. We've got to get Shay in here for more than 45 minutes next time. I mean, that was, I'm stoked. I want him to pick something.

I mean, what an assassin he was. I want him in like a more imaginative space. Yeah, that was spectacular. Fantastic picks. We want to hear yours. Yes. Yeah, yeah. You got anything coming up, Bree?

You got anything? You got to see Faded every Friday. I tell you what. That's a really good comedy show that I run with you. And also I run a monthly show called Hyperesis, which is coming in the same space that Faded's at. Tight. And I'll be at the Portland Pacific Northwest, Pacific Crest Comedy Festival, which is a new joint that our homie Kirsten Kupenbender and some homies from the Bridgetown Comedy Festival moved to back.

Like one or two of the operating people. I don't want to say they're connected at all at all, but it's a new thing. I didn't know that. Yeah. Pacific Crest Comedy Festival? Pacific Crest Comedy Festival. I believe me, Caitlin Weirhauser, and Derek Sheen are the main headliners. Those are three very

funny people. Just a fun weekend in Portland. Send Derek some good vibes, everybody, if you know Derek. He's having a rough time. So yeah, do that. You got anything coming up? Watch the Late Late Show with James Corden. Watch the Late Late Show. Just meditate on how I recently won an Emmy.

I do. It's on my vision board. Yeah. Not really. Nothing I can know. No, yeah. I just wanted to check. Nobody ever asks you.

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