All Fantasy Everything - Letters of the Alphabet (w/ Tyler Parker)

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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This is a headgum podcast. from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting letters. Our guest today is the fantastic writer, Tyler Parker. I'm your host, Ian Carmel with me, as always, are my friend Sean Jordan and David Bory. I look at you like we're on a date whenever you do this, because I don't want to look at the camera when you're doing it,

so I just look right at you, and I'm next to you, so I'm like fawning when you do it. I don't mind that one bit. Is it weird you out? Because you're doing it, I'm like, mm-hmm. I don't even clock. I'm so locked in, dude. I'm so locked in.

I haven't looked anywhere else this whole time. I'm good, and I'm good with it. You know what? I thrive on it. Great. I put it in the egg. You like the battery. Have you guys, I've been trying to make it, like, I've been trying to be better about making

eye contact with people. I have to. Yeah. I'm doing it too long now, though, is a worry. Yeah. Because you can't, even right now I'm trying to practice. Yeah. Can't do it in dead space.

You mean, like, when we're not, like, we're not talking. And now I feel like. Yeah, in the pause, it would be very weird if we just. Both shut there. Yeah. At that point, that's like a longing gaze. That's the problem. Yeah.

That's the problem. I'm giving out sex, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You only have two speeds. Sex and war. We can talk or we can have sex. You say sex and war?

Sex and war. If I do it right. They can. Hurricane David, dude. But no, it's also like, now I realize how much I kind of was just talking and not looking at people my life. Yeah. Oh, my God.

It's kind of embarrassing. You're like, damn, I was just not... Same, dude. I bet you 80% of the conversations I have now. I'm like looking at the cloth for a second, thinking about what I'm saying while I'm talking. You know what I mean? But that's, if somebody's talking to me and they look away a little bit, I never look to see... People do that all the time.

If I'm talking and I kind of go off, people, like I see a fight or something. I assume they've gone there because they need to focus on the thing that they're saying. Totally. And they're locked in on the conversation. And that's what they got to do in order to be. able to get to the end. Keep it going. My dad had a lazy eye and it would just get lazy and people would look over.

And I'm like, bro, you think he's controlling one of his eyeballs to go look over here? His shit would just stop working. It would just drift what he'd be tough. Is it just one eye when a lazy eye happens? Is that right? Most of the time I think. What is it? Is it a muscle thing?

Yeah. I was born with a lazy eye. Oh, that's right. You had, because I've seen that picture of you as a baby. Boom. Right in here, dude. But they had to go in and cut the muscles And yank them over

Straighten your eye out They did it when I was awake, bro That's how You came in I was. You came in a whole life My mom said I was crying blood Blood tears

When I'm Arthur's age Imagine that shit I can't Well I was six months old How old is he's a year? He's 11 months That's a clips lyric That's a clip's lyric

Yeah Well no proud of you said that right Yeah I was crying blood When I was six months old That was a fire starter dude Didn't you have another crazy surgery, though, when you were a baby? Cross eyes.

You had crossed. That's two different? Uh-huh. Damn. That's true. You were double-disciplined. Born lazy, then they crossed. You were the bojacks and a fucked up eyes.

It was born. You were born lazy. They fixed it. Born lazy then crossed. I was, okay. You're a modern Marvel. Something like that. He was also born crazy and busy.

And flesh. Born flesh. Isaac's hung over. Look at him. Look at a sweet little boy. Happy Halloween. Yeah, it was quite a bad last night. Isaac had to deal with the twin feelings of the Dodgers winning, but it, because it was Japanese guys.

Yeah, it sucks. It's got to be conflicting for a Korean guy. I had to love these Japanese men, or I got to love these Japanese men, despite our ethnic heritage and history. Yeah, brother, I'm a Nuggets fan. Yeah, you were for a big white guy. Of all the nuggets that I thought was going to do it for us, I was like, surely Kenyan will take the case of that. Okay, maybe Carmelo.

The man with a lipstick neck tattoo or the man named after a caramelo? No? No. Just a big, unmuscular looking. A horseman. Maybe the least ethnic basketball nickname ever. I hate it. I do, too.

It's the words. I hate it when they started it. And like, you could hear people. I think it was easy for announcers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm the joker. They should call him the yoker.

There it is. That would be better. They should call him Big Honey. That's the stupidest thing about it is he had a nickname already and it's incredible. Yeah. Big Honey is one of the best nicknames you could possibly give that guy. Perfect. And for them to fuck that up just in the, because I think you're right.

I think it was for the announcers. Yeah. I think it was like these guys don't know how to pronounce it. So we'll just call him Joker and so it'll get it done. Yeah. I didn't know that was his nickname. Who got rid of Big Honey? That's dope.

It's on the basketball reference page. It's on the NBA. But they just started calling him Joker, and then that became like, you know. What I don't like is the, you see, the fan art, the Joker fan art. Oh, it's awesome. He dressed in the Joker costume one. He's hilarious. But wouldn't you rather have him dressed like Winnie the Pooh?

Absolutely. Or whatever Big Honey would. He should give us that gold pants, gold like vest, red suit jacket. That'd be so fun. Showing up to give you 30, 20, and 15. Let him not tuck the jersey in one night and pull the shorts up. like a girl at a sleep That would be awesome

That red alternate That red nuggets alternate Oh my god That would be amazing You can do that Take you to the 100 acre woods man I do get it though Because he doesn't

I love him Yes If you were to say What is his game look like It's not honey Well It's not smooth It's sweet and slow

It is sweet That's a good point It's sweet and slow It kind of drips Yeah God You're right I don't think it's a little honey-ass man.

I think you got me. Tyler Parker recently ranked all the best NBA just name names, proper names of all time. Phenomenal article. Thank you. Just a little plug. Well, that's nice of you.

Yeah, that was a lot of fun. It was going to basketball reference from the 1999-2000 season on for every team in the league, just clicking next season and looking at the roster. Just to every name. And it was a blast from the past, man. It was fun.

Who is your, who is the toughest cut for you? O.G. and Obie, probably. Yeah, yeah. A lot of, a lot of people got mad at me for not having Shaq in there. But to me, it's a great name. I like the rhyming, but the Shaquille O'Neal. There's something about the eel and eel right at the right on top of each other that doesn't make me feel great.

No, it doesn't laying great on the, on the brain. That's why they call them Shaq. That's true. Yeah. When was the last time you heard somebody call him Shaquieu? No, very rarely. Yeah. And then people were pissed about Rajan Rondo, which is fair.

That's a cool name. Yeah, that's fair. But not everybody can make it. It's one of those things, it's like there were a ton of names that were just like, this is an incredible name. Yeah. And is the number 117 also incredibly arbitrary and pointless for me to pick? Yes. So I can't sit here and say like it would be stupid to go to like 233 or something.

It would make exactly as much sense as the 117. Got to draw the line somewhere. It's a college football playoff situation. You just can't keep letting people in. You know, you're a good team. You had a good year, but look. Make it. Sorry, Ray John.

Yeah. What are the best names in skateboarding? Oh, there's a guy named Ocean Howell. That's a pretty fun one. These are old ones, but there's a guy named Nanda Zip. Oh, Nanda Zip. That's good. I like Deshawn Jordan just because you were Sean Jordan.

It's, every time he's on Street League or the X games or something, I almost stand up and act like they're saying my name. It's Deshawn Jordan, and they lose. the duh so quick they're just like Sean Jordan is out there just taking a bite and I'm like right I am with a kid hey you look at a couple guys who are never going to feel

that no David Boree and Tyler Parker? No the Tyler out there I think Ian Carmel might be even further I'm going to have to make that happen I'm going to have another kid

to Ian we want to Ian it's not super far from Dion. That's true, Deon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did that with Dion Carmel's also pretty... Jordan is far from... Is there a Carmel? There's not a lot of Carmel's. That's the issue. No, no. Not since Varsity Football 2003. You could go Carmelo Carmell. Carmelo Carmell would be great.

Mellon Trailblazer legend. Yes. A Toronto Trailblazer legend. We love his time on the team. He was good for us. Yeah, he played well. His name I like who was on the Blazers was Bonzie Wells. Yeah, Bonzi Wells is great. That's a good name. Really good night. I think, Bonsie made the list. Okay. That's a good list because I think, I mean, I don't want to give, you know, my draft strategy away already, but I do, I'm a big fan of the Z.

Yeah. Okay. Anytime a Z enters the mix, I like that. I like that. I like that. Bonsie short. Mookie was number, mooky was number two. Okay.

Did Bam out of Edebao make it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bam made it. Vontigo Cummings was in the one spot. That's great. Contigo. Because that to me, I forgot his name.

And then I clicked on one of the, early 2000s Warriors rosters and it just like was like the Dirk Diggler moment What a delight It's in lights

It was incredible And you can do Vontigo Bay Bonte's short for Albonso right Is that right? I don't know

if you're joking No I'm joking But I might not It might be It might be It's not Bonsi isn't a fool It might be

Hold on He came out Bonsington Bonsington Bonsie Wells That clip with Pearl Jam When they were Mookiey Blaylock

His name is Gawenne de Angelo Wells. What? Bonsie Wells. Say it. Gowen? Gowan. Gwen? Gowen?

G-O-W-E-N? G-A-W-E-N. G-A-W-E-N. G-A-W-N-E-N-E-N-G-A-W-E-A-G-E-A-W-E-N-E-B-E-E-E-W-E-E-E-Bon-E-E-E-Bon-E-E-E-Bon-E. Sean Bonsie Jordan if we're going by that long time. It was named after the cravings his mother had for ice cream bonbons

during her pregnancy. That is a cute, Nick Famed Damn, that's cute. She did him a favorite because he could have been Bonbon. Or even Bonzzy is great, though. He could have been pork rinds wells. People have all sorts of like cravings during pregnancy.

Peanut butter and pickles wells well. Peanut butter and pickles wells. My wife, we would name somebody, Saracha Wells. Well, yeah. My mom liked to smell beer when my sister was baking in there. She'd just crack a beer and smell it. And then give it to my stepdad. Drink this.

Here we go. He was happy to oblige. Yeah. All right. Let me know if you want to smell about 15 more. He's like I'm drinking for both of them. Oh, I'm not putting, you know, it's in a sympathy way. The wife's pregnant.

I've been shit-faced every day. I do it for her, man. Yeah. Deshawn Jordan is here. Deshawn Jordan. Have me tight if Deshawn Jordan was here. December 22nd Helium Comedy Club

I'm doing my holiday show a gratitude thankful positivity festival of kindness and love it's going to be fun thinking about some sketches thinking about some gift exchanges maybe some games

I'm going to work my nunchucks that glow in there come on are you going to open or close with that I don't know I don't want to reveal the secrets but I have an idea for what I'm going to do with it

can I'm going to beat the shit out of we can cut this out if this is what you were planning, but can I pitch you something? Sure. I think you should do the nunchucks to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Turn the lights off?

Yeah. That'd be nice. Come, okay, that's it. Three days before Christmas. If you want to see me doing that? Come on, that's where the ticket. How far away is glowing from on fire? I don't know what that means.

Like, could you do on fire nunchugs? Yes. Of course I could. Somebody. Oh, okay. Okay, I'll go fuck like. Okay. somebody

a listener hit me up you need like a flame retardant suit though so because I told Laura because a listener hit me up and they're like there's flame chucks

and they were going to send me some and I told Lauren she's like just the look on her face and she went over this whole like you need to wear a suit but I could do it they don't if the ends

worry about your nonchuk exploits when she leaves like every time she wears about a lot of stuff what's this guy going to be doing in the garage yeah that she takes your nunchucks with her when she'll leave?

She just locks that an item next to the Christmas presents? She just shows me, she's like, they're up here, so you know they're safe. You can't use them. I think you have a guy in a Grinch costume come out, and you like do nunchucks at him. I think you have a guy, you have a rabbi come out, and you do nunchucks at him. You say, no, now s, get out of here.

You don't want to be crazy, I have a pitch. Just turn the lights off. You know, have you seen when people do the glow stick costume where they put it like, Oh, yes. You have that and then you beat him up. Yeah. And your shit's glowing and his shit's glowing. A version of this is going to happen.

We'll see how much gas I got in the tank when it comes to that. But yes, why not? I'm planning one thing. It's that show. So yes. Maybe the rabbi helps you. Maybe we make a positive. Quit with that rabbi shit, bro.

So if I'm going to be on your show on the last night of Hanukkah, you have to be the rabbi. All right? I will play this rabbi. I'll start growing the beard. Now. It's not enough time. How long does it take you to get a thick one?

Probably about two months. Really? Probably about two months. To get like a beard? Full on. Man, that's a good question. Mustache too much. He had that beard back in the day.

I had a big beard. Whatever 15 years ago. But it was like, like down to, I mean, huge. Yeah. My shit doesn't do that. Do you? Did you get like a big puppy guy?

No, I can't get a big one. I'll get coverage, but nothing fun. Mine gets distinguished, you know? It's like it gets thick, but it does not get long. You got a thick stash for a blonde. guy, though. I'm pretty pleased with me. I was worried about it for a while,

but I've just sort of embraced it. I think it's great. I really do. Like, sometimes a blonde dude will have like a pretty thin stash. Yeah. You're Larry Bird's. Sure.

You know? Yeah, that's like a good, that's like a substantial mustache. Yeah. Honestly, this is like, really, been a really great time for me so far, this thing. Yeah.

This mustache? No, I'm talking about this event. To get a compliment on my mustache this early is like, I'm having a great time. It's, as you may know, or man, I'm a mustacheman. I'm traditionally a mustache. He's a moustache.

I usually rock a mustache. Oh, yes, you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, and I'm growing into what I like as a mustache and a little bit of beard. Yeah. And my wife does not. A lot of scratchy. It's tough.

Well, she likes the beard. She doesn't like them. She doesn't like a stash? I do, though. It's one of the first physical things where I'm like, I think I look good, and I never think I look good. So I want to do it. I'm the descendant of a Parisian scoundrel, so it's baked in, have a mustache. Yeah, just two generations ago.

He's got that scoundrel blue. Yeah. God, got that scoundrel in me. Just two generations ago, a Parisian scoundrel. Is that a big scoundrel? My paternal grandfather? My paternal grandfather. He was a Parisian scoundrel.

Okay, I thought you were joking. No, no. And his father was a Parisian bastard, I would say. I like to think of like... His father, Parisian pricks. Yeah. And it's Siberian near-do-well in there somewhere. I'd like to think of Dana having like a great-grandfather who somehow knew yours and he's like,

he comes from scoundrels, Dana, don't do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it? Don't you marry that Carmel boy. They're gross. They were out in Poland, eating potatoes right out of the ground. They know nothing of my rich Parisian heritage. The Schwartz does know nothing of the Carmel.

Go home with a vendetta. I tell her this stuff all the time, because she's so much more erudite and, like, accomplished than me. What does an erudite mean? Like, like, wise, intelligence. Highly educated. She went to an Ivy League school. I went to Portland State University. So every now and then,

I got a reminder that she comes from the field Jews. Assume that will never again be said. I'll back away. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't even get it. I forgot about the connotation. I forgot about the connotation. You said it.

You said it in. And I short-circuited a little bit. Like, I didn't know that those things went together. I was like, I had to rethink everything I knew about your people. I had never heard the two words back-to-back. There's a lot. He might be the first guy to do it. The first time I've seen you embarrassed, I think.

I completely, for it. Because I usually call, like, farm juice. It's usually what I call it. I don't know why my brain went to that term. I, but like I do, I often will make fun of that. He's like, for real. Just to do that double down real quick. Joking aside, I really.

Because we were only in France for two generations. And before that, we too were farm Jews. Well, what did you? What? He said something. Oh, no, I did. I said field juice. They were field juice.

I don't know. I don't know if we leave that in. You are sick. I'm not a lot of cold medicine. You're under the weather right now, yeah. I think we leave it in. Hey, I think we just go full I don't get a vote

It's your call I think we're going to vote Oh man You're siker I'll just sit here Isn't it enough shit to do with us I don't get a vote Of course not

It's too early Oh man This is all fantasy everything my flu game with perhaps different results than when Michael Jordan took the court in the similar circumstances A lot of same terms used

In both games That's what he kept calling Stockton Right Yeah Yeah He'll do He just has no He just has no

He just has no If you're white, you're white Oh he's going nuts Stalkton Horacek? They were all getting it. You don't think he called Craig Hostetag for sure. Oh, yeah. Oster tag got it bad.

Oster tag couldn't catch him. Chased him around like a lummix. Maybe you should host. No. Do we leave that in? I think it was funny. Yeah, I think it was funny. Also, it's your call, seriously.

I don't mind the Jew stuff at all, as one. Neither do I. Yeah. No, I love for the record. Neither do I. Fieldhouse, any type. That's the part that I'm worried about. Oh, okay.

Any type. I love working and show business. I love entertainment. Man, I'm very rarely knocked off kilter. I'm sweating. I'm off kilter. David Bory, Cool Guys, Jokes 87 on Instagram.

You've got some dates coming up. December 12th and 13th, come see me at sports drink in New Orleans. Yeah, that's going to be great. Could be a good time. Tyler Parker's here. A little blood and dancing. Yeah.

Fantastic book. Thanks, buddy. Available now. Right in The Ringer. This will be out in December. What else can people? Where else can people check your stuff out? I mean, just the ringer.

Um, yeah, I'll have written about, uh, the, uh, sort of NBA broadcast wars by then. Oh, very nice. Yeah. Yeah. How are you liking it so far? Oh, it's fine. It's, it's all the, like basketball and TV is kind of just what basketball and TV is. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Like it's like, you know, there's like little things that are weird, you know, like Amazon scorebug is kind of empty. I got to look at that smiley logo way too much. Yeah. Like it feels like I'm dying a little bit. What are the broadcast wars? I don't know what you're talking about. Like, like.

Now the NBA, where before it was TNT and ESPN, now it's ESPN, Amazon, NBA on NBC shit. And so there's just this kind of, you know, arms race for talent. And so you've got these where before it would be hard to get a bunch of big name dudes in one room. It's like Blake and Dirk and Steve Nash. No, yeah, and Eudonnas. But yeah, there's just, there's a lot more. people on TV talking about basketball now. And they're just more outlets and ways.

And each one of them are like trying to make theirs the biggest and best thing. I was going to say and maybe this is a draft for a different day. Yeah. I would love to hear people's dream crew scenarios. Yeah. That would be fun to hear. Yes. I I love Blake Griffin. I think it's been it's been interesting watching him sort of try to shift his sense of humor into like a studio show. Because he's funny, right?

He's very funny, but he's funny in, like, a, like, alt comedy. Yeah, he's like Baron Davis funny. Yeah, Baron Davis is very funny. Hilarious. But then he's sitting there with, like, very earnest Steve Nash and, like, a goofy, but not that funny, Dirk Novitsky. No. And it's, like, interesting to watch him try to, like, find his groove on there. Does it freak you out that there's sportscasters who are getting to be the same age as us?

Yes, and very much. That's really, because they were always old guys. Yeah. And now the old guys are like really old guys. Yeah. Yeah. And my young guys are guys are guys are guys. Yeah, they're our age.

Because how old is Blake? Blake's probably... Blake's a year younger than me. For sure. Yeah, I mean, I'm 38. What's he probably 40? Oh, I bet Blake, but Blake's probably 36. Because he was...

He's 36. Fuck! Yeah. He's Oklahoma kid too. And so I saw his state title game when he was like in Oklahoma and shit. Like his senior year and everything. Yeah, he played against Pawnee, a bunch of five. eight dudes and he just raked. It was incredible. Was Taylor on the team then, too? Or did he

graduated by that? Taylor was older? Taylor's older. Yeah, Taylor's two years older. So I'd seen them play too. And when Taylor was a senior and Blake was a sophomore, it was truly unfair. It was a lot of fun to watch, but I can't imagine having to deal with that. We shot at Blake Griffin's house when I was on the late late show, and he had a huge Wayman Tisdale poster down in his trophy room. Another Oklahoma legend. Oklahoma legend. Great bass player. Great bass player. R.I. B. Unbelievable baseball player, weirdly. I was thinking of Rod Tidsdale I was like

That's a pretty cool thing to have in your basement Wayman Tisdale, dude I don't know who that is He's a played NBA player And amazing bass player I gathered all that just now Yeah The amazing bass

He was an ace of bass I didn't even have a bit behind it Would be good though Yeah, I'd watch it My name is Ian Carmel At Ian Carmel across platforms I have nothing to promote Get a little blood and dance

It's like, it's one of my favorite books I've read. Hop on the Patreon, why don't you? Oh, you get on the Patreon. About 700 posts over there. We can do it early. There's a lot of stuff. Well, we'll do it again, but get on there. Yeah.

Bonus episodes. Yeah. Auction drafts. Yeah. We got this for that. Ox and drafts have been spicy lately. The auction drafts have been spicy lately. I like that this or that.

It's basically, would you rather? And we just do it for like an hour and it's very fun. I've been winning a lot of those auction drafts. You have. Yeah. I mean. Your thoughts? I can't know.

Didn't Harper win the, like, second to last one? Yeah, but I haven't won in a lot of them. I didn't say I won all of them. I don't think I've ever won one. I didn't go 82 and O. Who won the horror movie, the scary movie villains? Is that the last one we did?

I was the last one we did. I'm going to get my food out and check. Also, we'll go see David in New Orleans first, but we're going to do that sports drink festival, I think. You think? No, we're doing it. Too soon. Oh, and then we'll hopefully have some dates as well.

Yeah. So I'm excited to do live shows again. I think it'll be wonderful. I can't believe we haven't done. Portland in forever. It's been a lot. I mean,

that last one, was the last one with Harper, where we did weird things who actually believe where that dude chased me around

like, because I think I could outrun a bear. So this dude in the crowd got up and chased me around the stage like he was a bear.

Oh, like that huge guy. Smoking like a pack of cools, baby. Yeah. He didn't catch me. I wouldn't call that, he got a hand on you

first of all. And I, I let a bear get a hand on me. You don't want that. I'll get some stages. That hand got claws. I wouldn't take that experience and paint it.

Yeah, you won't. To the rest of your life. I did? The last one. On horror movie villains? Yeah. Buy a lot. Buy a lot.

48%. I didn't even know that yet. 48%? Oh, wait. No, I didn't put that up yet. Is that the most recent one we did? I just looked at. I just looked at the most recent.

Oh, okay. Sorry. I'll put up the horror movie ones today. I got an early day of work. I'll be at 33 taps by 2 p.m. today. There you go, buddy. I was going to say you want to get lunch, but no, I don't want to go to 30. No, but let's get it.

Anyway. We're gathered here today not to talk about how my run of my Oklahoma City thunder-esque run of dominance in the auction drafts but instead the fantasy draft letters now the way we determine the order of this draft

is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors play between the three of you and we throw on shoot all right here we go you're in rock paper scissors shoot you're in he said David wins again that's four in a row at least four in a row yeah paper over two scissors

David as the winner you it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that i will remind you it's a serpentine draft and what is that it's a great question say you get a d ui they do the alphabet thing say the alphabet all the way and then backwards yeah and we're drafting letters baby out of bed on fame what am i doing that's kind of fucked up because they're not sober i couldn't do the alphabet backwards it is crazy because there it you have you ever tried to just like go backwards from p real quick. Z, Y, X,

W, V, W, I said P. Oh, backwards from P. Yeah, D-U-I. O-N-M-L-L-K-J-H. G, E, D-E, D, D, C, E-F. No, I'm done. Well, but that's what I'm saying.

I'm drunk. I'm fucking drunk. I had a couple. I'm drunk. The Dodgers won the World Series. It was exciting. I'm in my fucking driveway. How about that? Yeah, the keys. I was just freezing out here. I was just freezing out here. Officer, I had to start the car. I left my smokes in the car. It's like smoke when I drink. How about that?

I can't go to sleep with my car off. Basically, literally, you pick fourth in the first round. You pick first in the second round. With that in mind, what would the order of today's draft be? I got to be first because I think it's a tough first. Yeah. First round is pretty standard. But I think we can go to the couch again. Ian, you've been getting fucked lately.

I've been in the middle. Do you want a hot corner? I don't know. I'll take whatever. I'm good. I'm good in any situation. All right. Let's go couch.

And the next time when I win, I'll put you on the corner. David Tyler and Sean is the order. David has the first pick. And we're going to get to that first pick right after the short break. This episode of All Fantasy. Everything is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. You're shopping. I know you're shopping.

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Man, I used to eat so many day-old bagels. It's hard for me now. My roommate in San Francisco worked at this bagel place. And they would put the day olds on top of the phone booth outside. Yeah. Well, no pay phone, but they'd put them on top. Yeah. And then we would snag them.

Incredible. And then there became this terrible, like, hierarchy of free bagels in the house. Like, the cheese bagels were the top, and then the cinnamon raisins were the last ones. Of course. But we just ate so many. So it didn't matter who got them. Because, like, if I went and got them, it doesn't mean their mind because they were free. No, they're just in there.

They're just for the house. They're just for the house. But it's like, you got really nasty as we went to Smart and Fight on and got a huge, A cup of butter, and just it was community butter for the old bagels. Dip in the bagels instead of spreading it. It was just sick in there. Yeah, I bet. You leave it out so it's warm and pushy.

It was not good. Community butter. I mean, most butter is communal, but community butter is like a tough time. Do you guys ever leave the butter on the counter? I never did that. We never... Our fucking, the cat is a menace now. We can't leave butter out.

We can't leave butter out, but we got a little... A thing. Seems to me like butter should be soft. Like, why do you refrigerators? Should you refrigerated? how much is butter I'd rather have it be soft I mean are you getting that pure Irish?

I don't buy butter, dude but I mean I don't really use butter Do you mean your wife buys it or do you? I don't know what you've had butter. They're all over the shop on this a bit of you. She tells me to buy it. I know I don't really use it but I want it soft. This isn't ever thing.

I'm freaking myself out here. I'm getting mad for no reason. We're not a big toast house so butter lasts a long time. See, I do peanut butter and honey toasts a lot. Big toast house. Okay. Yeah. Max just eats bread sometimes. She just wants toast with nothing on it.

Really? Yeah. That's kind of good, though. Yeah. I mean, she don't like chocolate. It's really weird. She doesn't like any, she doesn't like cake, none of that stuff. My oldest little brother, he didn't really like sweets that much when he was a little.

Yeah. He kind of only wanted, he didn't even like meat for a long time. Well, yeah. So she doesn't like juice. And every now and again, she'll be at a friend's house and they'll be like she want a caprice on. I'm like, we don't need that. She'll have juice or whatever eventually. But if she ain't doing it yet, why I push it.

Yeah. Juice is a tough habit to kick when you get older. That's what I'm saying. Man, I went, none of this is podcast stuff, but getting those welches when I thought they were good for me for that couple years in my 20s, the welches just because it has fruit on it. Oh, man.

On the carton. The amount of times I suck down a Nantucket nectar. Oh, my God. And you're like, yeah, my real health night. I was like, it's from New England. Yeah, it's got to be good. Yeah, they love health food out there. It wouldn't be thick if it was bad for me.

Yeah, yeah. There's pulp in there. It's good. We're back. I used to drink orange juice all the time. Yeah. And at one point, I was going to do one of the, like, 30, the whole 30 or whatever the fun is called. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was like, well, at least I can still have, you know, orange juice in the morning. And my wife was like, no, no, you can't. And I was like, what are you talking about? It's orange juice. It's good for me. It's fine. There's orange, but wet. Yeah.

Which is like, there's so much sugar in that. No, absolutely not. And I was like, well, what? What is real? Right. Right. What food is that? What is okay? What food is food? Yeah. They told us juice was real, though. That's what pieces means. We were up on juice. They told us it was good food, though, right? It was in the balanced breakfast breakfast of breakfast. Yeah. We're podcasting. We're in. We're podcasting. We're in. We're podcasting. We're in. We need a nickname for the Isaac heads. All you need to be close to it. This is too dirty, but I suck Isaac. I suck I suck

I like blow a job The eye so dirty That's too dirty What is the context Blowing him See that straight face I can tell it's funny When he does when he does this

It takes a second But just like as a thing to say Like I suck It is dirty If y'all did a live show and you brought him out and you just had a bunch of people chanting, I suck, I suck, I suck. Well, I suck, Isaac.

That's what I was true. I suck, Isaac. I would say this was probably unrelated now that I think about it. But like we need a group for the Isaac for the people who are like hardline Isaacers. Yeah, like the Shaniacs. What about Lee Evangelicals? Ooh, the Le Evangelicals. That could work.

Is that too much class with me for you? It's a little religious undertone. I don't care about us. Well, you have religious undertone. I kind of do, yeah. Yeah, or background. Background. Evangelical background.

Your last name is Lee. Not sure if you're familiar with that. What? Yeah. This is news to me. What does the K stand for? My Korean name. Kronben.

He's a big fan of that band. It stands for Korean. Isaac Korean Lee. That would be crazy. I just really want to let you know my ethnicity. It's Carmel. That's what's correct. It's Carmellie!

On the Manhattan Beach, Carmel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to say my... my actual name on air. It's my legal name. I don't want to, you know. What's going to happen? Oh, interesting.

We all have our legal names on here. What do you think is going to, what's the next step? I don't say mine that much, though. That's true. If anybody wants to send money to Sean Patrick Jordan, figure it out and just do it. Figure out which one. I'm the one with a bank account.

I'm extremely trackable. I'm extremely trackable. Same. Do you say you're extremely tribal? What do you say? Trackable. I thought you said tribal. I'm the only, my three together.

I think I might be the only one in the country. I'm fairly certain mine as well I get it I'm the only Ian George Carmel in the country for sure I was just in my middle name it's George a Parisian scoundrel Have you ever met another Ian Carmel

No I very rarely have I seen other Carmel's I've ever met another one It's not like your last name's not like Smith No it was made up Oh it's an American It was cats my grandpa just The Parisian Scoundrel

Made it up he was like cats Two Jewish. Uh-huh. We're shaking the etch of sketch. He went from Solomon Cats to George Carmel. Oh, he was like, this place is built on candy. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah.

The streets were paved with... It was Solomon Cats. Shlomo pudding to George Carmel. He had it up on a big board. Took him a month. You tried them all out, too. It was like in a beautiful box. Yeah, like the FBI is trying to find a serial killer kind of thing.

There's Belmont. together with shoeways. There's Belmont batting slips under the name Shalomah Brickett. Solomon Katz is a sexy name. Yeah, it is. I know. That's like a hot guy.

He was tall? No, he was not tall, but he had a good mustache. Okay. That makes up for it. That'll do it. Big mustache. Now you have the first pick in the letters draft.

Oh, okay. First pick, it seems underrated, but then I was really thinking about it. I feel like this is a great connector. It brings words together. Prefixes, suffixes. is all there. I'd take R.

Really interesting. R is my, it's the backbone of the whole thing. It's a prime time player for sure. It's the backbone of the whole. It's not flashy. No. When people say it weird,

it's fun, you ever heard somebody who says, Aura? Ara. I have heard Aura. Absolutely. Awa. Awa.

You can roll it. Ruffles have ridges. Come on. It's just like, I was really, I was like, it's everywhere, but it's so. It keeps such a low profile that you don't realize that it's... It doubles up a lot.

It's holding the whole thing up there. It's a superstar, but it doesn't act like a superstar. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. It races horses in the off season and maybe loves that moment. Yes. You know what I mean?

They're all in carriages. Yes. Yes. You can also, it can start a word, it can middle a word, it can end a word. Yeah. It's great. Yeah, you just really... It's a building block.

It could be out recruiter. There's nothing... It's a word, dude. There's not a lot of long words that don't have it. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's a good point. And it is a word.

It's its own separate word. It's its own word. R. Yeah. A sound for pirates. Come on. Come on. Wow. I didn't really like, yeah.

Yeah. You need that. Rha. Rha. So many great things. Rolling the R is like that's, it's fun. That's added a lot of joy in people's lives, I feel like. That's great.

That, yeah. It should just be Spanish. We should just speak Spanish. It's a lot more. Oh, yeah, I would like that. Yeah. Man, we were just talking about this in the car because we're a radio, family in the car.

I listen to the radio sometimes in the radio. FM? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just kind of scroll through until we hit a song. I'll do that, yeah. And we went to, we were on one of the Spanish stations and I was like, they just sound like they're having such a better time. Yeah. Just speaking Spanish? The Spanish ones radio in L.A. especially. Yeah. Also, L.A., I love it.

I don't know if Kendrick Lamar is as popular of an artist as you. It's like, it's a lot here. Constant. It's back to back. songs. It's kind of like we get it. Yeah. We're in L.A. You don't have to prove it anymore. Like, you won. Like that if this World War Mine song,

I was just like, we were driving somewhere the other day and I was like, we heard this like the last five times we've been in the car. Yeah. Yeah. I bet they're not playing Kendrick like that elsewhere. That's what I was going to say. I don't think it is that. No. I don't think, I don't think in Denver. But get behind your man. I love it. Our, first letter. A lot of L.A. rappers, though. Plenty

of men to get behind. Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe it was like they wanted the, it to know that the beef we won. Yeah. And I get that. Tough couple, tough year for Toronto when it comes to L.A. Yeah, really. Just like all over the, all over the shop.

Yeah. They're not like how Super Bowl was this year. Yeah. And then the, and then the Dodd. The Blue Jays were really their greatest hope. They really were. That was the closest chance they had to beat L.A. They should have asked Drake not to wear the necklace.

They should have been like, would you take, would you take this season off? Because they had him trolled a little bit too, right? Yeah, you got to just, you can't do it. Just take one season on the bench. We love you, we appreciate you. The baseball team needs this, the city needs this. You have, he has just bad. Does he go to the baseball games like he does the Raptors game?

Like, is he at the baseball games? Not like he goes to the Raptor games, but he goes. Well, you can't really be courts-ed at a baseball game, but like he, is he like. He's on the field. He's actually first base coach. Yeah. As of this recording, the Dodgers won last night, just so you know where we're at calendar-wise.

It's pretty tight. I was hugging all these strangers last night. That was before they won. I was surprised. I didn't hear it. That's the one weird thing. I was telling, I was like,

I bet we'll hear it as soon as they win. It was kind of quiet out. You didn't hear the fireworks? No. We're way west. You're west side. We were out there too. We were some Irish pub,

but I went out in the street thing and it was going to be madness and it was nothing. It was cool in the bar. I think we weren't the right place. In Los Felas, it was fucking madness. I bet.

People were screaming and hollering. Are they on the streets and shit? At water, too. I love it. We had their fireworks all over the place. Yeah. I love it because I love one at team wins because it's like a dude who hasn't hugged 10 people in his year. Yeah.

We'll be hugging strength. Like that's what I surprised me about the nuggets was like real hugs. Yeah. Like you're just walking on the street. You connect with a man. Embraces. And then back of the head. Yeah.

A lover's hug. A lover. Not a hand by our chest hug. Yeah. Not like a dapp-up and hug, but like a, I love you. Yeah. We did it. There was this guy last night that kept saying locked in.

He probably said it 50 times. We're locked in, bro. And he'd just be hugging people. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, it was real tight. A lot of let's goes. Yeah.

That's fun. Were you out in the streets hugging people? I was at a house party, at a Halloween house party. Yeah. Hugging a lot of people. Well, you were in a November. I was at a Diaghano Smart toast on all since. I brought it up to Lauren.

She's like, why would you care? And I go, it's not Halloween anymore. Come on. Guys, I think that, I said it in the group chat. I think you got three days after one. You were at a spooky Thanksgiving party. I was wearing the suit that I was wearing to the wedding. Did you really?

Yeah, I wore the exact same suit. That's good, though. That's good house. That's great, dude. I just said, I'm the scariest thing, which is a lawyer or, uh, or, um, I'm James Bond from Casino Royale. Okay. It's up to you.

It's up to you. Whatever you want me to be. I'm wearing a suit. The point is I'm wearing a suit. The guy in a suit. I'm a guy in a suit. I don't usually wear this, so this is a costume for me.

How many suits you got? Three. The one I wore last night, $32 on Poshmark. Wow. You ain't got to do that? What do you got like, what do you got like black,

navy blue and then a gray? Black Navy, Navy, and well, kind of like a, it's a pinstripe. I'd love to see you in a kilt suit, like Andre 3000. That would be crazy.

No, don't do it. Reconsider. Read some litter. Sure, on the subject. Try to start learning how to play the flute as well? Sure.

Yeah. Is that what he's? We haven't had a guy rip a flute in a while, I think, as a country. He tried. It's been since Herbie Man, really. Who was the biggest flute? Jethro Toll. We had Herbie Man ripping flutes.

I don't know. He's got, like, the famous flute song from the 70s. Yeah. Bam-a-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mob. Sitting like a dead duck. He was crazy-looking. Jeff-R-Ther-Tol? Yeah, whoever, the lead singer was.

Oh, Shethro told not a man? I think it might be the name of the band. Man, they really did that for a while with some of those bands in the 70s. I thought most of them were the... Molly Hatchet, not a man either. Alice Cooper was the band name originally. But also the man. And it became the man.

Turned into the man. Yeah. Yeah, it was just the band. And, I mean, we have all sorts of other cool facts for you. Just spread out the rest of the podcast. The watermelon and tomato have the same amount of water. Is that right? I've been told it was.

That can't be right. There's no way. There's the average person. The average person parts 13 times a day. Even that feels dubious to me. My buddy, Nick, told me these when we were like 12, and I never looked him up. Those were facts that he would say all the time.

That's why I was just saying. I can't believe the waterman. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. So, you know, it's fun to talk about. More than 13 times a day. 13 and 21 times per day. What? Is that men and women?

This is, yeah, most people, it says from sleepfoundation.org. Well, what do we know? Who are they funded by? That's a good question. Go to the top. Yeah. Big sleep. Big sleep is a...

See if there's any truth to my watermelon tomato situation. Big fart. There's, I don't even have to look it up. I think it's false, but... Why'd you throw thinking there? What if it's real? What are you going to do if it's real? Be right.

Well, how are you going to celebrate that? I just don't. I just can't. It just doesn't make... It's never made sense, but he used to say it, so I've always just said. There's nothing on the internet that comes in. Get on the internet. Go to the dark road.

Go to the dark way. Yeah, you're not on the right internet. Open an incognito. browser. Is this a thing? Is this brought to you by Bing? Put your mask on. Oh, okay.

Hold on. UCLAHealth.org. Okay. There we go. Higher education. It's saying, oh, okay. Well, there's a larger percentage of water in tomatoes than there are in

watermelon. See, that's what I meant to say. That's what I was right. That doesn't, no, that is not what you said. I was right. That's what I meant to say. David R. Good.

Good. Take your pictures. Yeah. Are also something interesting linguistically is that. Whether you pronounce it or not, like, rhodic pronunciation of the R is very important to, like, the difference between languages. I could tell you were about to say that, too. Like, the French, pronounce it as like, ha, right? And then, but we pronounce in English as an R, rhotic.

But in England, it's non-Rodic, so it's ah. That is interesting. I don't have anything clever to say afterwards, but that was interesting and I appreciate you for saying. No, no, no, no, we keep that in. Something got cut. No, that should be in. No, no, no. That's genuinely very interesting.

I like that you have a bit now. though something got cut it's not even my bit it's a podcast that I like to listen to it's your bit take it fuck them

what is it is it's an Obama and Springsteen okay number five podcast we're good dude soccer podcast

Tyler it's time for your first pick so I'm gonna go with what I feel is the scariest of all the

letters I like that the one that announces it as being down to business. Yeah. And that's X. Yeah.

X. Interesting. Yeah. It's like by itself, it survives still. Yeah. It is. X. It's the most singular of all the letters, that kind of thing.

Yeah. It's forbidden fruit. Yeah, it has no friends. It has no friends. Well, and it's a little rare. It is. It's not going to, it's, it's a special occasion when you get to see one in a real word. Actually at work.

Yes. It's like, it's like the mountain lions that roam the hills of Southern California. They're out there. You just don't get to see them that often. Elusive. Elusive is a word I would use as well. That's a good one.

It's strong looking, structurally sound. It's architectural. Yeah. It can hold a lot of weight. It's the one that I believe could stand. Yes. It looks the most like a person with arms.

An A could stand. B's not standing, C's not standing. No. But like. X is standing. on, and it's, it's standing on business. You know, which you want, we want to call back to a, was

that yesterday? It was yesterday. Oh, Sean standing on the toilet. Booping by standing on top of a toilet. And we call that standing on a business. That's okay. I'm very, I'll start using that. Just want to fill you in, yeah. A lot of the cool kids are standing on the toilet, yeah. One of the cool people are going to start saying that. I think you'll see that. Trend, trend watch, 2026.

Best three letters. you can get her three X's. My brains. I don't have it's synapse. Is that hoot or sex? Because it's both, right? A lot of stuff. Yeah.

It just means dope shit. Yeah. How did triple X become synonymous with like... I forgot about triple X. You did triple X too. Ben Diesel. No, I meant like... Sex.

Boos. I meant like why is XXXX synonymous with like... Because X means like no, like, right? And so three X's is like you really don't want to go. Like you would see... You really don't want to go in there and party and have sex. You'd see three X's on like a...

a jug of something in a cartoon sometimes, right? Like in like Moogahoo. Yeah. So it's porn. It's, it's, it's, so it's illicit material. It's also solved for X. It's like the main thing in math, right?

Yeah, X, Y. Yeah. Sandpix. It's in the word sex. Huge. I think just saying X, yeah, is, it's a good letter to say. Yeah. There's something kind of weirdly like, it's a nice little jab.

It's, it out. Mm-hmm. If you, if you're in a ballistic situation, and sever shows up. It's who you want. That's a cut. I know it's a different spelling. That's a movie, right?

Ballistic X versus Sever. Yeah. One person in that movie. Who? Antonio Banderas. Oh. Right? I don't even know what we're telling us.

Ballistic X versus Sever? It's him and Angelina Jolie? Yeah. Ballistic. Are you thinking of Wanted? No, that's Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy. This is wanted-esque though. That's an exciting movie because Morgan Freeman says motherfucker in it.

Well, it's like the only time, wait, does he not. wherever? I don't know, but I feel like I don't hear it a lot. He doesn't strike me as a cursing guy. When he puts the earring back in. It's Antonio Banderas and Lucy Lou as opposing secret agents who team up to fight a common enemy.

Yeah. Ballistic X versus SEPA. But it's spelled X. It's spelled out. Either way. Great pick. Solid. Yeah. Solid first. All right. I didn't realize that we're going to pick almost all the letters. Yeah. It's going to be interesting if it doesn't get picked. Yeah.

Yeah, a bummer. I got to go, I got to have a lead off hitter on my lineup. I'm going to pick them up right now. I'm going to just drop each row on my team. A. Yeah. Yeah. The best grade you can get.

You're fucking nerd. A letter, a letter that is also a word. A is a word. Yeah. It frames a house. It frames a frame of a house. What's the word A? A.

What's A? A. Like I took a trip. I am on a lot of cold medicine. Oh, geez. Dude. I felt like a looted. And also, eh, that's another one.

It's Italian. Yeah. We'll be throwing around a lot of A's at Eadley later. Yay! What they let you in here? I'm here. I'm family. But not saying the A's on the end of words a lot.

Mozzare. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't say that. You can't say the last vowel. You can't say the last vowel. What, Muzarel? Yeah.

A is the first vowel, though. A is the first vowel. It's the first vowel. letter, it just kicks everything off. It's important. I know I needed a vowel. It's a tone setter. It's a tone setter on my list. And yeah, it's a part of R, the word R,

kicks off with an A. Very flexible letter in the A. Yeah. Yeah. And sturdy, like you said. Architecturally sturdy. And when it's gone, you miss it. Absolutely. When A is gone. You ever see a long letter with a long word without an A? You know, you don't like it. It's weird. Yeah.

It's a great team player. The word team needs it. It's in there. Yeah. Nobody ever says there's no A in team. No, definitely an A&T. Because it's in there. He keeps saying there's no A& Team, but he's the best linebacker I've ever seen.

He just gets to play. He's a natural talent, guys. We knew he wasn't a scholar. We're just not going to tell him because he gets real hype when he says that. It's Tam without it, dude. He's no A&T, boys. And then he just wrecks it. You're right.

You're right, Chuck. When you're right, you're right. Remember what those assholes would be like, but there's a me team. God, I used to hate that. Get out of here. Shut up. I know that a Kobe thing?

Didn't Kobe say that? I bet. I feel like, I feel like, Shaq tells a story where he's like, Shaq says there's no high in team and Kobe says there is an ME

in that motherfucker though. Yeah, that sounds like a Kobe story. I'd have to, like, even Kobe's saying that would be like, all right. No, yeah, absolutely. I know you're Kobe, but. You do a lot of other cool stuff.

This just wasn't it. Save that just for me. Sean, time for your first and second picks. S. Picking S. I like to write a S starts my name, pluralizes.

I get multiples with S. Yeah. I get a lot of other stuff that you guys don't get. You get so many other words when you just had an S. Yeah, that's true. Almost any word

plural. It could be another word with N. Great point. Yeah. Really strong. I get to double up, baby. Even fish, which is plural on its own, has an S in it.

Fish. You're right. It does. I never thought about that. you just put it on all these words on all these words yeah he really exaggerates there's a lot of fish's in that

how many different kind of fishes are on the menu and there's a lot of fish in the zoo so you'll be all right. It's how a snake talks. Look, there's like five fish right over there. Yes. Yeah.

You ever see Ricky Tiki Tavi? On the streets? Try not to. Ricky Tiki and Waka. I'm usually in bed by then, dude. I've read the book, Ricky Tiki Tiki Tavi when I was a kid, I feel like, right?

Yeah. Just about the mongoose and the snake that's what I always think of. Yeah. I get snakes. Snakes are dazed as hell. You're a parcel time. Big part of the word hiss.

just like in general like yeah yeah this is a good also you get this that Stucie S the line line line line Oh my God the cool S Connect connect connect connect connect connect Why did Stucie get rid of that

Stucie's back And that S is not with it Doesn't see they divorce the S It's a fumble That was on every notebook I had Did they invent it? I don't remember I remember that S just being the S

And then at some point somebody slapping Stucie on there And me just going along with them They didn't they capitalized They did yeah yeah yeah It was probably some ancient and say, well, Tom Hanks would have talked about in the beginning of Da Vinci Code or something.

The beginning of Greyhound. You said Greyhound? Everybody's favorite Tom Hanks movie. Rarely is there Tom Hanks? There's a good chance. You're the first person to mention Greyhound like this year. In Hollywood. I don't even know what he's talking about.

I never look it up. Rarely is there a TV movie that came. It was like one of the early Apple movies that came. He's done like two News of the World and Greyhound. Like nobody. You have to have kids in college. You have to be a father with kids in college to have seen it. Oh, my God, Graham.

I think. Never heard of it. Apparently Greyhound is good, is what I've heard. Is Greyhound good or is Tom Hanks good? I heard, yes, I think I heard both. I wanted to say, I heard Tom Hanks was good. I heard Tom Hanks was good. I heard Tom Hanks was great.

There's a Wikipedia article for the Cool S. It's literally called Cool S. And it says that Stucy did not invent it. Hey. Interesting. Is it some guy who just? He says he did. The exact origin is unclear.

It is generally considered to be an artifact of child lore. Is it a Mesopotamian or perhaps Babylonian? 1960s. Something that aligns with Sean's worldview. It was the only, it was the only symbol that was on all parts of the Rosetta Stone. A lot of people don't know. It's the only common. And it's in ancient Mandarin, if you look it up.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how they spelled Sun Tzu. You remember those crop asses back in the day. What's the crop ass? It's the stucy symbol. Aliens used to put it in crops. Oh, I see, I see, I see, yeah.

I see it with a mess. They're not all great, you know? That's all right. That one was good. Second pick, I'm taking my vowel. I'm going to take, oh. I like so. Yeah, I was hoping I could get it on the back.

Just add so much. It's another one that I like. Curvy, she connects. Oregon. I like letters where you can run a bunch of them to make a feeling. Ooh. That's so good. That's so good.

Ooh. 40'd be nowhere. without O's? No, yeah, without O-E-40? Even though his name is E-40, he should be O-40, the way he likes to say. Oh-40 sounds like you lost a bunch. What? What do you mean? O-4-40? Oh, for 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, 40, be like, I just keep losing. Also, I think his name is Eric. Oh, that does it. Oh, where's the 40 come from, you think? He likes drinking 40. Yeah. I get it, S-40. That works. Also, used to write raps on his belly. Do you really? Yeah. Like, he would lay on his belly? Like, that's cute.

Like, you used to. I used to podcasts like that When I had sciatic pain You a ditch We'd be on Zoom And I would just be laying on my bed Like I met my wife like that Did you?

Yeah, she did our podcast Which is maybe one of your best stats Yeah It really is I met my wife She fell in love with that you Yeah, Barbie Dream Dayton Talking shit about Shrek

Yeah, oh is a good letter Oregon Oh is fantastic Coach Ed Orgeron That's a fun guy Coach O, yeah, Coach O. Big O, orgasms. Wargasms. Dude, that's an Isaac.

You have war, he has orgasms? Yeah, wargasms, dude. Yes, I was with a woman. I had a primal orgasm last night. I slept well. I had snorgasms last night. Got nine hours, dude. We'll go eat with borgasm later.

Yeah, do you have borgasms? That'd be tight if you had borgasms. I think I had a real deep conversation last. I learned a lot about his child. had a lorgasm We may have reached the end of that one This morning had kind of a porgasm That I poured you a drink

Porgasm Yeah, two of them I beefed it last night, had a floorgasm Yeah, there you go He means he knotted on the floor That's not what you guys call it? Did you try to rub it in? No one will ever know, no one will ever know

Yeah Oh One of the ones you can make with your hands pretty well. Yeah, that's the University of Oregon. Good team player, too. I love an OU. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good connector. Yeah, it's good. It's a Cirque Day Soleil show. Oh. Really? I've never seen the Cirque Day's Hawaii. I'll tell you this. I don't think you're missing it.

That's what you keep saying. I think I love it. I don't know. I think this is a me thing. And I don't think it's a Cirque Day Salee thing. You've been in Vegas. I've been in Portland. I've been in Vegas.

Salary. If my mom is here in this, I'm sorry because my mom loves Cirque Day Salé and she loves bringing us to Cirque Day Salae. Do. Every time I was, what? You're saying, day, I thought it was due. Is it due? Is it due?

I think it's due. It is D-U. It is D-U. It is D-U. Yeah, it is D-U. Oh, Cirque T-Sle-A. Shot to hockey, hockey country. I go.

Pioneers, baby. Do you. Every time I go and I'm sitting and watching, this is, this is how I know what's me. I'm just like, yeah, so what? So they're doing it. They can. that's a crazy way to feel about the I know I know I know

I know why you take me I'll appreciate it any athletic achievement I know I know he threw it he can I mean I'm sure they're dunking the ball whatever You tend to like you tend to really appreciate athleticism so I don't understand These are like the most shredded people there are I feel the same about magic

I feel magic in Cirque de Selle I'm just like yeah you're doing it But you can so So what this is a youth thing you gotta look inside it's me I know it's me

I know that's insane but that's truly how I feel about no one's trying to stop them either that's the other thing there's no competition element to it I mean nature combating circuit that'd be all right

now that you've said it gladiators but sort of surges a liberal yeah somebody's trying to do like what um do you think there's like better do you want better for the art is that what you feel

but you think there's better circus out there and we're getting shit I just think the whole time I'm watching I'm just like, so what? I don't know. To what end?

What's that show? That's how you feel. That's how I feel. That we always say we're going to go to, but we haven't. Oh, uh, Shen Yun. Shen Yun. That seems like competing. China before communism.

Yeah. No, I think Shen Yun is, because Circta Salele is not political, right? No. Shen Yun's political? Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't want to go. It's a cult.

Well, I don't want to go. Now I'm back in cult. Oh. Yeah. Okay. My buddy went Langston went. He said it was not as, it's fun actually going. Shen Yun.

Yeah. He's talking about going. It's pretty fun to talk about going. I just want to talk about going. Time for my second letter. And I'll tell you, I'm not taking. What? Any of the letters in the Stirk days of late?

You might. You might screw up and accidentally do it. I'm not. Since it's here, I'm going to take it. I'm going to book end. I'm taking Z. Yes. It's really good.

I needed a freak. Strong. I needed a freak and X is off the board, but you need a freak on your lineup. There's only a few freaky letters. Z is one of the. those freaky letters. Z's, you're like, where did it come from? Parts unknown.

What is that? What the fuck? It doesn't even fit with the rest of what we're doing on it. It doesn't look like anything that's come before it. No. It's a total swerve at the end. Yeah, I feel like S got to be pissed when Z came in. Oh, for sure.

Right? Like, that sucks. We already got one. Me. It's me. I can do that stuff. If I wanted to do what I could, I just don't work out like that, but I could. That's exactly what it is.

The structure got tighter. Yeah. R's there with S had to be like, hey, man, you're good. Don't worry about it. Hey, no, we're cool, man. You're good, you're good, you're good. Don't worry about him. Z's even nice to S, which is more of a bummer.

Every now and then S and Z will work together in sort of like a Slavic name. Yes. Yeah. Only under those circumstances. Right. Only under those circumstances. They really don't sit next to each other. No.

It's just in Eastern Europe. No, they don't, well, yeah, there's, I think that S was at one time the big deal. Yeah, definitely. Like, coolest guy in school in a way. And yeah, I think Z showed up. And everybody was like, look, we still like you, but we can't deny the charisma. There's something else happening there. Yeah.

Yeah. Cizza had to talk them into it. For sure. That was, well, that had to get, that was like a. They had to get approval. Music industry higher ups. A lot of that stuff. That was the industry plant that man.

That was Clive Davis. Nobody ever catches asses, though. No. You catch some Zs when you're snooze in. Yeah, snooze in. The most relaxed letter. It is. It's just a chill guy.

Yeah. It's just a chill guy. Bees. It's just their name and then the letter Z. All those freaky letters are at the end of the alphabet. Why is that? Well, there's one that's not. I do have a stand-up bit about it, but I'll bring it up later.

Or one of us will. I don't listen to you talk when you're on stage, so I can't even... I only recently found out you did stand-up. That was crazy. What's how we met? I didn't even know you did it, dude. He thought you just liked to go to bars and get drunk. I do.

There's just some loser. I was right. You're incredibly funny, and I treasure your jokes. Z though, yeah. Z 100. It's always when you want to make something cool,

you throw a Z on there. That's pretty cool. It's like a cool letter. Tupac loved it. Yeah. Yeah. Tupac loved Z's? All eyes on me.

Ambitions is Arrida. Oh, yeah. Jesus is my favorite album ever. I'm saying, dude. You can't tell. Dang it. Tyler, time for your second pick. Dang it.

So I'm going to take my vow now, and it's going to be one that is a constant helper, just assist man all the time, is an E. Yeah, wild than a man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes everything better, makes everything makes sense. Yeah. It does a lot to calm things down and just get the rest of the letters in line. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like it's, it's got very, very managerial energy. Yes, but the one that you like. Yeah, he's the cool boss. He's the manager that's like, if Brian said it, he does actually know what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like, I got tickets to a hot boy boy's concert. I go to E to ask for the day off. Totally.

I say it's all of them. Totally. They're all together. Wayne's there. Yeah. I got it. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You showing up in a word will affect other letters performance. No, you got to straighten up and act right. Yeah, like the word, like, hop. You throw an E on the end, hope. It changes what the O's doing. Yeah. You don't even see what the E's up to. I love this to track because we can just say stuff

and I don't know if it's deeper. Yeah. It feels deep. It feels so deep. It's not so smart. E's just like, don't worry about me. I'm going to make sure you like add another dimension to your game, the letter O.

It's about elevation. Yeah. It's the high tide. It's not about itself. It's about what can I do for the word. Yeah, yeah, it is. It's the, uh, Shane Badiereux of vowels. Also weird head.

Weird head too, wrinkly, wrinkly brain head. Super weird head. How does that have a weird head? I don't really know. How does wrinkly brain head happen? I don't know, but I've been thinking about his head since I was a kid. Yeah. It's like north to south wrinkles, right?

Yeah. Like it's like, uh... It's really wild. Yeah. That's not something turkey can fix, or is that maybe recent? I don't know. because usually gravity doesn't wrinkle upwards you know like nothing's pushing on your head to give you head wrinkles

he also doesn't seem like he would have a lot of excess skin no the face is it's taut he's got a taut face you think if there's head wrinkles you could do this and get the ring like push the wrinkles out yes i do it's not permanently not permanently but like for a look though yeah yeah you get his you get his head for a night for an evening hold out all right now take it Spent a couple hours of a salon chair They can make anything happen

I was like you're looking Confused over there You know Shane Badiye's weird head I do know I was I was I just realized that he does have Vertical Striped head Yeah yeah I don't know what that is

Who are like It's probably genetic huh That feels like the only possible It has to be genetic Yeah Like I bet his dad's got it Maybe he doesn't have a top of the school Shane Dattier has it

Did you say Shane Dattier? His dad has to be Shane Dattier That's what I like That's what I come here for you to do That's right That's what I woke up hoping What's gonna happen today I got a hell early today

I was up like 6.30 Really? Why? Meeps was barking, dude Oh, shootout cat Yeah But that I was just up, I felt good David, time for your second and third letters

I got it I'm also going to pull another bow I think this is the last great one left Yeah It can go long, it can go short I got to go eye Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's just, it's fun.

Great letter. It pops up multiple times in so many words. Yes. It makes a word so bikini. Yeah. It makes a word so much fun. Yes. There's Zidi, something really fun about.

It is fun where the word ends with an eye. Yeah. Yeah. It can start the party. It can end the party. You know what I mean? That's also fun. It's a rare delight when I ends the word.

Yeah. Zidi and bikini. And it's not like it can be loud. like I, but then it can be like, eh. Yeah. Nipple. Nipple. It's another, it's a word.

You know, he's barely there. It's barely there. He says, hey, I know other people. He said it, you said it, so. I don't always got to be the guy. Yeah, man. It's the P's getting a lot of the shining nipple. You're hitting the P.

You're hitting the P, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's cool. Yeah, he's got other stuff. He's got iceberg. He doesn't need it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ian, Isaac.

There you go. Yeah. Some people call it Ion. Ian and he's sick. Those people can fucking take a long walk. I'll tell you that. Ion. Ion Ziering probably is like four miles out way.

It's mostly Ion Eagle. It's Ian Ziering. There's enough. It's a problem. That guy. I saw him one time by your house before you lived over there. Ian Ziering? Yeah.

Well, you stay out of Atwater Village. I think I told you after I saw it. It was like, but there's like 10 years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you know I got beef. I saw Iian Ziering at Water Village. And you also were like, fuck that.

A blonde curly-haired man is also, so it's a little bit, throws you off. Throws you off. Like in a suspicious sort of way? Like this is all above board? I don't really, I don't understand what's going on and I don't trust it. You think he's doing it himself? Not that.

The curls? Okay. But I do think there are some dark forces of work. Something nefarious has happened. To me, it looks like seeing a large adult child a little bit, like blonde curly-haired man. Yeah. Those tight curls. Like Sid-Vicious?

I'm not talking about waves. I'm talking about zero curls. It almost looks like a like a like a like a perm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember Mr. Perfect? I do. He had that tight blonde. Yes, he did. Yeah. And big wet muscles. Yes, he did have. Yeah. Wrestlers of their wet muscles. They're wet muscles. I'm always giving me boners. Big juicy wet muscles. I another letter that it's a word. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Italy. Ireland. A lot of, a lot of great country. The eyes have it. Yeah. You know, positive passing boat. Yeah. Yeah. Also, plural words, like nuclei or alumni. Oh, those make you feel smart.

Especially when you get them back, like when you get two eyes back to back like that at the end of one. Oh, yeah. That makes you feel smart. Eyes good. Indiana's having a good season, football? Looking real good. Yeah, looking tough. You know about that.

Yeah. Signetti. I stay knowing about it. There's some eyes. There's some eyes in there. Yeah. Yeah. The eyes have it.

Does somebody say that already? Yeah, Sean's out. I always thought that was AY's. it is like i nay yeah it is that's okay that's how you spell i a y e the eyes have it yeah i oh like say i yeah i do that a lot on instagram messages i'll be hey when somebody gives me a compliment oh yeah it's a big text for me hey somebody says me a picture i like hey hey all people send me jazz memes now nice so i'll look at all the memes and videos and i've been trying to look at like people send me a video yeah i like i watch the video i look at most

Most of the messages, people say, it depends on where I'm at. Well, the memes are harder to look. You got to open something up. It's not just text, you know what I mean? Yeah. You a good guy? You look at them? I'm a good guy.

Cool. Kind of a meme lord, too. A lot of people say them at that. That'd be a tight fucking shirt, dude, meme lord? I don't know if it would. I don't think it would be. I think a lot would be. I don't think you would be.

None of them would be. I mean, do I. I say that shit all the time. It will. I'm going to listen to this. I'm going to be bummed out that I said that and I'll be like learn from it I won't learn

I will not learn there's only one me be cool if you wore it because you're cool it probably wouldn't still though be good yeah I'd be bad I made us both shirts

I got my big pants in my me blurt shirt we're good's date night right we're going to an escape room slick my hair back on the meme lord she's going to an escape room

tonight without me without you yeah who she's going with we got an escape room crew any guy you don't even need to change that that sounds like a rap crew the escape room crew

yeah four guys four girls four couples if you will the Knoxville scene in the early 90s the escape room crew yeah ain't Paul and MJG were actually putting a lot of gas in the meme lord shirt right now

Don't you do it. Don't. I definitely don't get one for your wife. Yeah. She's not going to wear it. How much for you to get Meme Lord tattooed on your forearm? It's there forever? That's a tattoo, bud.

Well, you can get tattoos removed. Oh, come on. Do the bit with me. Okay. No, I am. I'm setting out... Yes, it's there forever. $5 million.

You wouldn't do it for $1 million? No. Meme Lord, dude. How big? Whole thing. Whole forearm? Whole forearm? Five million dollars.

And it's written in Dix. $3 million. It's worth $2 million to me for my art. Because that makes it a meme. Now I'm saying something. Now it's something I believe in. I'm saying something. How much for you to not run it by data and just show up with it?

$2 million. Does she know I got the $2 million or do I have to spread it out silently? So I was going to go a little farther and be like, you can't tell. I just have to be like Common Essential is running a lot of ads. How much for you to not tell your partner that you got money? You have the money all of a sudden. It would be a pretty big reach of trust. I think there's a pretty low amount that it would be noticeable.

I'm hiding money for my wife all of a sudden. I don't think we don't have enough for me to cover a million life. No, you're not hiding the money. But you can't tell him where you got it. So if data figures it out, great. But she probably would figure it out pretty quick. If you had an extra $5 million. But I could tell immediately.

If I told my wife, hey, I have $5 million in a meme lord tattoo made out of dicks on my arm. And I can't tell you about where either of them came from. She might not be my wife much longer. She probably would be. And my other family's cool with it. She just doesn't know at all? No, I've lost myself in a bit. That's all right.

But yeah. Oh, man. Funny to think about. Third letter? Third letter, I want to, I think this is an underrated beauty. Yeah. I truly think this is a beautiful letter, both in appearance and sound that it adds to different words. I'm taking a cue.

Now, that's the freak in the middle. Yeah. I don't like how you're talking to me. That is the freak in the middle of the episode. you were so serious there she is that's what I pay extra point that's Q is right in the middle

you would think it's at the end and I'm not meaning to run a stand a bit but I do talk about this on stage but it like you think you assume you're like picture Q probably at the end that's next to the X with Y with X it belongs yeah

stylistically for sure it's at the end It is between P and R. Yeah. It's right there in the fucking middle. It's the 16th letter of the alphabet. That's crazy. Like, lowercase is so like... What do you do?

It's kind of wrong. Yeah, it is kind of nasty. I never even thought about the lowercase. That's interesting. It's crazy looking. I always picture the big Q. Yeah, but when you think about the lowercase one... I don't like the big Q, and now you bring up the lowercase Q and I love the lowercase.

Yeah, oh, it's way better. See, I feel the other one is... The big one is so weird looking. It's... Especially in cursing. It's like a monocle. It's a two. Yeah.

Don't get me going on cursive. These letters are insane in cursive. A big S in cursive? Wow. So many loops. Now that Z's been taken. If we're talking about cursive letters. Yeah.

Z sucks. That's like they got to the end. A double Z in cursive makes you feel like you can't read for a second. Yeah. That's like getting drunk your last, like too drunk your last night in Vegas. Yeah. You're like, what is this a slice of Piqua? Yeah.

The fuck does that say? We go to the Ku. A slice of P-W. Q is cool. Q does need another letter to hang out. It's where you take your breath when you're saying the alphabet, too. L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-D-U-B. I like a natural stop.

I like the way, like, I like it when it shows up so itself, like acquiesce. Yeah. Like quintessential. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just like, I think it's very beautiful. The quo. Quo.

Yeah. I used to have a hard time with Q because I felt like, you could do you could get the job done with the rest of the letters like you could you had it you could if you have a k and w you're good but but i'm but now i have i've softened my stance a lot over the years and i do feel that it's like when it shows up in a word it's a moment it's defined too i feel like when you use the other word letters to make a cue sound it's crude yeah kw e-en is just not the same Q is the arts. Like we don't technically need it, right?

It is. But we need it in schools. We need it in schools. You take it out of schools, you notice. It elevates. You take the quick cues out. Because I think that's a lot of the text language is people taking cues out. Yes, it is.

And it sucks. Yeah. And you need to fucking fix it, dude. I'll figure it out. You need to fix it. I'll go fix it at idly. Bite your little digger right off. But yeah, Q, Q.

And Chi. You spell Chi with a Q, Q, Q, I think. Oh, yeah. Key? Yeah. Oh, that's a Scrabble word. Yeah, it is. Plus, there's no other Anons, dude.

What? Q anon. Isaac will tell you. 301, baby. No, Isaac's hung over. Where we go one? Well, what about Isaacle? Like icicle?

Icicles. Is it good. I mean, the first one was the word of it. Oh, the ice flow is good. What was the first? What did you say? Oh, Leavangelical. The Lee Evangelicals.

Oh, yeah, but you don't like it. I don't care. I don't think I have fans enough. You absolutely do. You know ice queens. The ice queens. Oh, I like that. Whoa.

Whoa, the ice queens. The ice queens. He likes that one. I do like that one. Now I'll push back over there on the ice queens. As a fan of the movie Frozen and Frozen 2. Oh, that's why? I just watched Frozen the other day.

You seen Frozen? Yeah, it's about sisters love. It is good, dude. I'll tell you, it's Frozen 2 is out there. I love Frozen 2. What? I'm a big fan of Frozen. too.

That's crazy. Soundtrack kicks fucking ass. Awesome. Yeah. We did a Frozen 2 Crosswalk for musical so I had to watch it a lot.

A lot. Tyler, I was just looking up which languages use the letter No, I'm joking. Which languages use the letter Q the most

because obviously English we don't use it a lot. Yeah. But I think it justifies its place in the alphabet for Portuguese and French. Oh. Two of the hottest languages.

Yeah, yeah. The sexiest. languages. Thank you. Portuguese. Sexy? Yeah. I guess in Brazil.

Brazil's doing a lot of that word. You don't think Portugal? Portugal is sexy? You don't think Lisbon is sexy? Maybe this is a certis. Are you turning into a grump? No. I've been one.

No. No, I guess I guess that is sexy. Yeah. Oei, oh, to the bomb, to the band. To the bang. Hold on.

That is sexy. Yeah. Okay, yeah. You know, I just haven't heard the right Portuguese. I like it a lot Maybe you should learn Portuguese Yeah Tyler, time for your third letter

The more you talk like that I'm gonna scoot closer Yeah, I'm gonna slide off the chain It's fabric Yeah, this is this is absorbent So I'm gonna go with A letter that I think is Actually a pretty big time letter

That we don't think of It's a big time letter, bro. I don't think we think of it like that, but I feel that it's very powerful and very necessary, and that's the W. Yeah, wow. All right. Oh, yeah.

A lot of people think it's just an upside-down M. Yeah. No, I think it carries a lot. I think it carries a lot of way, and I think you feel it when it's in the room. Yeah. Yeah, dude. And you get a W, dude.

It's like, it's strong. Structurally, strong. Blew up in the 90s, too, with the World Wide Web. Yep. Yeah. Huge. Playboy, it's the only other. Yeah.

WWWW. Yeah, dude. WW2, the big one? The greatest generation. There's somebody on the walk of fame who had to use an M or a W and flip it upside down. Do you know, it's like Bruce Willis or something.

I think it was Wayne Knight. Was it Wayne? May night. Just Wayne Night. If you go find it, because I've seen it, you can tell. He deserves one. I think so. Yeah.

Anything? I'm looking it up. Yep, Bruce Willis. is an upside down M. Yeah. Is that wild? So if you go, if you go look at Bruce Willis's,

it's an M, but it's like, and you can tell. Yes. That's wild. Yeah, what I'm saying is the W doesn't do this. It's like that.

It looks like an upside down. It couldn't have dug up a W for a group? That's what I'm saying. It seems like a big, you got to get the letters right. Whatever year they put that out, it wasn't before die hard. Was it a spur of the moment,

Hollywood Walk of Fame reduction? They were like, oh shit. I don't think I'm any kind of Diva, but I'd have to, I'd be like, let's wait a week or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's L.A. It's always nice. Yeah, what if they told you you were going to get your star, but the E had to be a three.

Well, that'd be kind of tight. I think it's more than they told the three had to be an E. Five, I'd push for that. Yeah, but if they're like, the O needs to be a zero, so it's like a real skinny looking O, no. Wait, wait, you know. This isn't like a budget movie theater in Des Moines. We can get the proper letters. Strays.

De Moines. Watch your fuck. Watch out, Des Moines. Hold on. French name in Iowa? I think there's like a lot. Dubuque. Yeah.

Detroit. Do you think Detroit's French? It's definitely French. I love you. The way you, you sounded so mad at him. The way you said that, you sounded so mad at him. It's de Trois? Yeah.

It's a very French dinner. You tell that to Shaggy Too dope and see what he says. He's the one who told me. It's Shaggy Toadua. Joe, first of all. Shaggy, three dope and violent Ye. Shaggy do dope. I guess it's a bit of the Trois. Shaggy dodo dope.

Violinier, dude. Violin. Violinier. Oh, no, I never knew De Trois. It means straight in French. Detroit does? Yeah, like a straight of, like water. Do it?

That's probably, that's probably, that's probably, that's fucking do it. Ian Carmel, no. homophobic podcaster I saw it in your face you had to let it out Welcome to the homophobic podcast y'all

y'all get scared You've been going crazy today I know I don't know what's going on with me and it's not enough it's just the math of it it's just the math

it was perfect I make it sound like you said that I won't why would I do that for my career I will not He wouldn't do that to the ice queen

The ice queens Can't be having that Maybe just cut it out But leave all the context Oh okay I like when that happens sometimes Cut it up But leave all the context

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A lot of good letters left. I'm going to take W just one. I'm taking M. M is a good ass letter. Yeah. On the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Bruce Willis actually had to use an upside-down M. Going to that deeper.

You can just, it seems like you'd just wait for a W, you know what I mean, instead of flipping the M upside down. It is such a warm sounding word, literally, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's in warm. It's comfort. Yeah. Motherly. It's one of those ones that was a sound before it was a letter. For sure, yeah.

You know what I mean? I don't know if people were making that X sound. No, truly, no. We made that. Bugs were, bugs were making it. We were doing that. You ever trying to think of a new letter sound or anything? you thought you have to have done it at some point

some point be like what if I made a new letter what would it look like and what would it sound like because all the other letters spelled there's no different sounds like there's no new sounds unless you go like or something

A, B, Z I would have put it right at the top you've never thought about that You've never thought about that. I have thought before, like, damn, they killed it with the alphabet. They really covered it all. See, that's like after a bunch of edibles, you're like, damn, they killed it with the alphabet. Yeah, like, like, no, this is really all in company.

They did a good, that's always where I get you. Everything done with this. Round the plogs for the alphabet, absolutely. You covered all the sounds? Wow. All the sounds are 26? Any sound I make is in here. It's in there?

Or a combination of the two of them will get me there, but like everything, yeah. But there's other alphabets that have mad more letters. I was going to say, there are other. sounds, we just don't use them. Who's got the most? Who's got the most? It's a good question. Any of the sounds win WW2 the big one?

Or was that our sounds? Doesn't manner it have two alphabets? Which of those sounds? I love you. I mean, there are phonies. That's what my grandfather, who fought in it, not on the, not the Parisian's handle. The other side.

Called it, WW2, the big one. WW2 The big one There are phonemes in other languages Especially like some African languages That we hear and we're like Why would you click during the sound My last name

Like Bori is not It's not hard beat It's like it's no No That's a different part of Africa Something got cut No No no no

No If field juice stays in That stays in That stays in You don't leave me out here On a fucking island You tried to click me, Doc? That was crazy

My man tried to click me out here You thought I never had brought that up Then I got clicks I don't know what it's like a Because I brought up the click Ice queens Is this shit? Is this your king?

Is this who you left me for? You know who would never The Barbarians The Jordanians wouldn't either The Carmelites might But only if they're sick I apologize for my indiscretions I would just say that

B, just the G and the B together is a salad Yeah, it doesn't come up You went crazy You went nuts You have to sit in it I apologize I apologize

It's a complicated episode It is The Korean alphabet very unique Also doesn't sound like The English alphabet very much at all How many letters in the Korean alphabet? How many clicks? I'm still on the clicks

You know what I deserve it I'll sit in it I apologize There's definitely some different sounds Because when you pronounce like Korean words or cities It definitely I'm like Well that's not how I say soul

Yeah It's also hard when that happens when they go somewhere your mouth can't go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always tough when somebody corrects you and then you try to do the pronunciation, but you don't quite have it. I can't say soul the way he does. That's kind of what I was talking about yesterday. Like if I tried to say soul real quick, please.

Seoul. If I tried to do that, I'd sound like a racist dickhead. If I was like, I'm going to South Korea, I'm going to go to, I can't, I can't even make yourself. Try it. Sel. Sel. Seul. So do it again?

Seoul. Seoul. Seoul. So we're going to go to South Korea We're going to stay in Seoul for a couple nights Wouldn't I sound insane if I tried to actually talk like that? I mean if you emphasize it like that That's how I hear you saying it though

That's what I'm saying. I would say soul Or seal maybe We're really getting to the bottom of it right now We're getting that We're doing the work guys We are Fuck this I'm leaving

Shots just starts yelling USA It sucks I'm getting a hot dog I'm getting a hot dog John, what are your third and fourth picks? It's me? Yeah. I took a M.

Great lighter. Mm-hmm. Munchy's. Munchy. Munchy. Mood. Mawr and mayhem. Murder and ma'am.

The moon. Mimack music. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. We take pee yet? No. No, P's good.

I like P. Supple. Another back-to-backer. It is a little. I get urine, I get it out, you know, pee. Yeah, pee, dude. Poop. Pee and poop.

Yeah, you can't go without it. You can't spell poop without your letters. No, I'll be able to spell, in a minute. Pop. Pop, a big important word. Yeah, Pop, Paul. Man. Oklahoma, Pop State?

Yeah, Pop State. Yeah. Pop over, we're in Michigan. Some people would say soda. Yeah. And not a lot of Coke's, not a lot of people saying Coke in Oklahoma. I've never heard that for real. Coke is like South South, right?

I think so. I've never heard that in. you, like in actual someone being like, what kind of Coke do you want? Never heard it. Oh, yeah. I've heard it. I feel like I've heard it in like George. My mom, the first time, that was the first thing she thought I was pretentious for after I moved to Portland and came

home to visit. You stopped saying a pop? She did, I did, what kind of soda do you want? She's like, it's pop. Like, I go, you sound insane. I don't know why that accent would do that to itself. Pop. Pop. It's at you, we're in Michigan. Over the summer and you just seep like,

what kind of pap do you want? You're like, you fucking really talk. You really do talk like that. You're not doing a bit. I love a hard Midwestern accent, though. I bring it up all the time on here. When I heard that video of you talking as a kid, oh man.

Hey, Zwhack, come get my sister. That she was amazing. Swak, come get my sister. I think about that's when, so two years prior to that. My name is Sean Jordan. I like to shred. I've been shredding for. for about six months. I thought I was a Crip two years before that. Imagine what my voice

sounded like. I honestly, Sean, I've stayed up trying to. I've tried to think what you sounded like. I've tried to think what you looked like and it fucks me up because I can't figure it out. I wish we had. Wait, you're saying you were a Crip. I, I, I, when I was 12, I got beat into a gang in my hometown. He got bullied. so me like three dudes who you know were Crips He did kick my ass The one part of this that really happened

Is my friends kick my ass I think that's an important through line How did they how did it How did the conversation before the ass beating go What do they tell you? Did they tell you like hey If you want to be a part of it Then we got to fuck you up

It was a whole planned out So we My friend's cousin was from St. Louis I think he was probably still as a Crip He came to Sioux Falls Kick the shit out of a couple couple kids, and he's like, whatever, you guys are crips. So they started, like, the Sioux Falls Crips.

He was just having a bad day. So they came over to my apartment, and my mom wasn't living on my own. They came over, and we went to the playground at the apartment, and they just beat me up for a minute. My girlfriend was there. She, like, cried? Yeah. You had a girl friend with you were 12?

Yeah. Isaac, come on. You know how he got down. Yeah, yeah, I do. I do, I do. You know what my man was about. Was she proud of you that you were a cripple? Was she like, she was four years older?

She was 16? Yeah. You were dating a woman? Wow. She could drive. Your girlfriend could drive. This part never came out. That's crazy.

Another layer to the cake. That's nuts. Another layer to the cake, for sure. I know she was 16. I don't think she's a woman, obviously, they're all kids. Right. I'm saying in the eyes of a 12-year-old. Oh, for sure.

Oh, my God. That's a big four years. She's a sophomore. It was nuts. And I was a seventh grader, sixth grader. She needed to get her shit together. That's what I know where like. Her 12 year old boyfriend just got jumped into again.

She should probably, she probably got to figure some shit out. I don't know if they got mirrors in two falls. She needed a look at one. Maybe somebody could drive one up from St. Louis. She had to tell like somebody what happened yesterday. Yeah. My boyfriend was sixth grader, he got, I went to the park and watched him. I see it from time.

Well, no, she says my boyfriend, and then someone else goes, the sixth grader? The sixth grader. Not even bar mitz page, yeah. What were we talking? P's. Peas. I just want to know if the Sioux Falls Cripps chapter is still kicking. I want to know if that's still going on.

There's something happening. I don't think it's what we were doing. It was like right in the pocket of like menace and all that stuff where we just, I don't like the chronic, doggy style, all that stuff. And I'm like, I've loved, I still love all that stuff, but I just have grown to understand that obviously movies like menace weren't meant to look cool. But when you don't have any sense of mortality or anything like that, I didn't think about death or poverty or anything. I just saw like, don't close. You know what I've always wondered about you. Do you ever, because it's like a very common thing that happens specifically throughout the Midwest, there's a lot of interviews about these guys who were like emissaries from the crypts.

And the way they talk about it is very funny because they're like, yeah, we go to. a little pug-ass town and just beat up like 12 of these white boys and now we'll swell weed over here. That's exactly they weren't even doing that to us that's what they do. Do you ever listen to the other those? Because it's like I've seen a lot of shit about that where they talk about that in like the 80s

to the night like right in that time period just so they can start selling like you can you beat the shit out of these kids say like all right you're crips. Now we're just going to bring a bunch of weed or whatever. Give it to you you sell it. Give us the money. If you get caught don't say anything. Yeah. You know, yeah. We weren't doing that.

We were stealing cromies and stuff. P. You're the funniest guy in the world. You had a 16-year-old girl. That's crazy. That's like what you... It's because it's like what you hear stories about real gangsters. I was 12.

My girlfriend was 16. There's a two short song where there's some exact similarities. When he's wrapped. Anyway, I'm going to take B. Okay, yeah. Big B. Like you got beat into the Crette. That's how I said it to the next kid's cool.

Yeah, they beat me. Beat. Yeah, beat. It just looks dope. Blueberries. A doper looking pee. You know, just another bump on the pee. Kind of looks like boobs.

You can spell boobs with it. A little bit. So early to be this loopie. I think it's just being around you guys. It's so fun. It's just. B is a good letter Be beautiful

Yeah B It's another Like back to backer There's soft letters And then there's hard letters Right And this is a beautiful soft letter What ends with a B

I love a double B Boobins with B Oh boobin's with B Bhoom Combe There we go Or like just like you know Bobbbing

Yeah Bobbles Yeah Babbles It's an assertive First letter You know Buh

Yeah It can be It can be aggressive but only so much. It's also silly. It is. Bubbles. Yeah, bubbles are pretty silly.

Bubbles are silly. You can bedazzle some. Just bopping with the boo? Boo is nice. Yeah, boo's nice. It's seasonal right now. Not when you're listening, but right now.

When I think of boo, I think of my boo, I think Oshar. It's the first thing that pops in my head. Not Halloween? No. You're an asshole. Maybe I'm,

maybe I was lying right there. That's another thing where I'll listen to be like, you just lied to your buddy. It's probably Halloween, but I think of my boo pretty high at the list. It's okay.

high up on the list. Yeah. We know you respect Usher. Yeah. You have a lot. I just need people to know, Usher, if you're watching, I am in. You want to talk about sort of dating? I'm in.

Usher dated chili. You know, I saw him, I was at Little Dom's having breakfast one time, and Usher was getting breakfast there too, but he sat in his car. So they brought the food out to his car, and he just parked there and ate it in this car. He ate it in his car? Yeah. Did you bring yours out and just eat it right side of his car?

I was like, are you Usher, knocking with your fork on the window? Are you usher? I was probably, if I'm usher in his car, I was sitting where David was outside. So I was like right next door. What was he? Crazy. In his car? In his car.

Is Little Dums? I thought Little Dums is like a dinner spot. It's a breakfast spot. They got breakfast, yeah. He was eating pancakes at Little Dubs, the Italian restaurant? They have breakfast. And the pancakes are good. Pancakes in the car is hard.

That's crazy. Nobody ever talks about Italian breakfast either. No, no. It sounds like it's just breakfast. Is it just pancakes and shit? Well, it's, yeah. They're like the Italian. and sausage and everything, but it's a pretty straight-ahead breakfast,

I think, the little doms, if I remember right? In Italy, they don't really... Pastry of it right now, man. I don't think they're a big breakfast. What kind of car? A big SUV. On avocado street, that tiny little... No, no, on the big street. On Hillhurst. On Hillhurst. Yeah. Any other questions?

The big house. This is real local... I live in Los Velas. Yeah. Solo. You're trying to go see Usher. I was like, maybe I'll go see Usher. This was pre-COVID. Oh, all right. No, post-COVID. Post-COVID.

So that could probably be the car thing. Yeah. No, but well, but it wasn't in COVID. You were in there the day, COVID, like the second day, and you're like, give me breakfast, dude. I reject the whole notion of COVID. That's a non-starter with me. It's a non-starter. You can't even, if you bring it up, I won't even deal with somebody who's bringing up the idea.

I won't even entertain it. I even like it being brought up. Oh, man. Wait. Even when somebody's anti-COVID, I'm like, you still said the word. Just don't. Don't even say the word. Childish.

You stupid fucking idiot. Don't say the word. It's like beetle juice. Bees are good. Another bee word. Oh, beetle juice. Yeah. Time for my fourth pick.

Another Portuguese word. Betruguese. Behtra guise. Deattelguese. Diato guise. Deattelgoese. Beato guise. D

Yeah Yeah Yeah It's D for sure I just picture you ordering At a menu Where there's Letter options

D I had P for breakfast D D Alex I had P for breakfast I want some of that D for lunch

It means Dick in this scenario I needed a harder letter Yeah D packs a punch D D

Door, dude Dude, dude. Yeah. What are my favorite words? Double D's? Dad. The double deuce? Yeah, the double deuce.

Dagwood. A lot of great words. What's Dagwood? I don't know. Is it a sense? The sandwich. It's after the cartoon. After the cartoon Dagwood, yeah.

Okay. He would make those big sandwiches. Sounds like a body wash. It could be like Dagwood. I don't agree with that. I don't think it could. You know, it sounds like a store that would sell bow ties and knives.

Like one of those kinds of stores where they're like somehow we stay in business because we sell $500 pins. Yeah, it's the not get laid store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they like, a bunch of fucking, you know, flask.

Yeah, Jackwoods. Yeah. Some like a crystalware that you take your liquor and you pour it into that and that you put on your... Flask is probably top tier thing you think is going to be sexy

and it's not at all. Boy, the stuff they think, the stuff that they tell us that we should want in like gift guides and all that stuff, we're about, it's awful.

It's awful. If I was out in public with a woman and I pulled out a flask. Excuse me, Laura, I'm going to make this movie a little better.

Think about every time you've seen a dude pull one out, it sucks. Here's where they're cool. I've never seen a steady, I've never seen a steady hand pull one out. I'll tell you that.

Here's where they're cool. At a wedding. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Your wedding was flask heavy. That's it. Yeah. I'm okay with that.

I had a hydro flasker It was more like a bladder One of our buddies had a Yeah, was that you? You had like the, like the, I'm running a marathon But with whiskey? There was a lot of people at your wedding, man. It's like duct tape's on.

There's a lot of people sneaking a lot of shit in a shui. They thought we had the TSA at our wedding So he just said duct tape. We played withle ball in suits. It was pretty cool. Yeah. Man, weddings rule, man. Ice cream is good.

Except for Zach Harper. As we brought it up last night. It was discussed. It's getting to the point where Because we were just very seriously talking And I'm like, man, I am sorry And he goes, buddy, I wasn't even going to bring it up He's now he's turned into his real self

When he talks to me about it Oh, he's, the joke is dead now I'll feel bad, I'll feel bad till the day I'd like. Desiree? You gotta be. Man, that song. Deuteronomy? We kind of peaks there.

I think we did too. What song? What song is that? You gotta be. It's a good song. Listen as you're going to be wiseer. You got to be fun. That's a big song and a scene in the big green.

Yeah. Another time we peaked. Yeah. Really fucking good. Remember when we thought that fat red-headed kid was going to save us? Yeah. One of the best athletes of movie history. Yeah.

I think they're not making like kids. Not kids sports movies. Why? Okay, they're not doing that. Are kids sports as much? I'm writing one right now. Really? Literally writing a sports movie right now.

It's called Big Green 2. Big Purple, dude. Big purple. Big purple. Why do we both go to purple? That's the first thing that popped in. That's great. It's different.

You're writing a kids movie called The Big Purple. Well, there's kids in it. It's the byproduct. There's a kid in it. Sorry. Yeah. There's a kid at the end. Somebody make a movie called the Big Purple.

Tyler, you're a fourth big. Okay, I'm going to go with the letter that starts my name, T. Yeah, you have to. That's a great letter, too. Oh, yeah, can't do anything without it. Feels like nothing sexy about a T, but a utilitarian, like, blue-collar letter. Yeah, yeah, but also can have some fun titties. Titties, you're right.

Have a good time. I feel like it bats fifth. You know what I mean? Yes, yeah. I thought fifth was for banjo hitters. What's a banjo hitter? Man, I was hoping you weren't going to say it. He says it on Mr. 300.

Oh, he does? He says, fifth is for banjo hitters, and that's why I said it. What I want a banjo? Once again, on the podcast, I'm just following Bernie Mac. I thought that was Mr. 3,000. He said that. He said that. I heard 100.

When a kid is four, I think you have the right to hit him in the chest or the throat. I'm just saying, Bernie Mac, yeah, that's your kick's a comedy. Lacks power and hits with a weak plunking sound similar to a banjo. Well, I don't agree. I think fifth is good. Okay. And I think T is good. Okay.

Great. And I vote. And I think God is good. And I think God is good. And I think she. Great. Really good. That made up for field Jews, I think.

Thank you very much. Yeah. I think so good. Doesn't I feel like that was a long time ago? It was like a long time ago. And honestly, before I said it just now, I was like, can I say? Yeah. You know what I mean?

I thought about not saying it. Yeah. No, I only could use it in context. I felt okay using it in context because Isaac said something worse. Yeah. You felt okay using it in context because Isaac said something worse. I did do something worse. You know, I feel like I was being a good producer

by allowing you guys to shine. Oh, that's what it was. You were producing when you thought I'd spelled the click language. You said something? The click language. The click language. Producing some laughs out of me.

That's right. Oh, buckets. He's a great letter. T's great. Yeah, T's good. Yeah, it's got it, it's just, you can't, can't build a house without it. I think the lowercase T, like, there's something very, like, forever about it. Yes, there is.

It's been around, like, whatever this is, it's been around. That's been forever. It's been around. It's always meant something. That's always meant something. That's true. They see it in nature type shit. Yeah.

Type shit. Is that why they say type shit? Because it can sometimes end a sentence where you don't really sound smart. so you just say type shit at the end of it? I think it's, yeah, it's just a pretty good catch-all. Yeah, I say it's a lot. Yeah. Do you?

Oh, yeah, I feel it really gets me out of a jam and a lot of sentences. I just learned about it like a few months ago. I've talked about it on here. My little brother has a friend, his little roommate, and he says it all the time. And I just was talking to my little brother on the phone, his friends at the house. Hey, what are you doing? I'll just go to work type shit, type shit. It's like, yeah, man, you got it.

Going to lunch on some breakfast type shit? On some breakfast type shit. Yeah. You see an Asher on some eating in your car type shit. Oh, bros are talking type shit Shout out to Jeffrey I'm gonna watchin some wallabies later type shit today Are you gonna?

I'm not not gonna I mean it's on the table When you say I'm not not gonna I'm gonna you better get some fucking wallabies I've been thinking about it since I've laid eyes on these Yeah I'm going TPs I feel very I feel very honored very proud I was very proud that you see them and want them The whole kit

Well that's very nice Run it dude give let me get it Give me a second. Let me go to the bathroom. You want his big pants? You're going to jump me in the parking lot. These are big, bro. I'll get a text every now in the compiler.

Just like let me know about some outfits. Yeah, I'll text you about some pants. Yeah. That's good. Are those old Navy pants? These are polo. Okay. Are those beautiful boy jeans you're wearing?

I don't go sit down. Hell not. Oh, you know, my God. I can't stop, Sarah. I've been on the pants tip. I got an old Navy pants. Oh, no, I got some old name. Oh, yeah.

Old gravy? I don't have any old name, but I got some Gap for sure. I got some big gap pants the other day. It's the same app. Oh, you have? See, I've tried to get those and they've been sold out sometimes. They were re-stocked. So I got them in my waist and my waist size.

Welcome to middle-aged. All right, I'm good admit it. I tried to buy some big pants too. They were too big. You said the other day. Yeah. Oh, I already admitted. They were too big for you?

They were too big. Wow. It's good to know your limit. They were, it was like, I was like, I don't even. Yeah. You should have taken a photo. You're going to get pants where you're like, I don't have anything on top of this.

Buddy, when I first started to lose weight, the pants moves I made were astonishing. It's hard because you're like, maybe now is the time for those crazy prints. I got a hounds, I got a pair of black and white houndstooth pants. I don't know who I thought I was. Where did you think you were going to go?

I don't know. I just knew they fit. And they never did before. And they never did before. I'll find who this is. Nothing makes it up. I don't need to be looking at. It's funny.

where you're like, I'm going to put the pants on and turn into that guy. The ones that just go up to X-L I can't even deal with right now. Right. You're like, if you lose a little, yeah, totally. You know what trips me out is when pants are like medium-large X-L. They don't have the, then you've got to go to the size guy. Just put that then. Yeah, I don't like that.

That side guide, the size guide is what should be the sizes. Well, that's usually on a soft-wasted pant where it's a little more fungible. Fungible is not the right word. No, I think, well, it's not. Fungible is usually the right word. Yeah, fungible is repeatable. So it's a little more like you can stretch. David, time for your fourth pick

And then your final pick as well Fourth pick I need a no nonsense I need an enforcer I need a hard man Who drives a hard line Does nothing else That isn't tough

Yeah Take a F Yeah that's right That's a great letter I was going there If you did not F is a motherfucker for real It looks built too

It's built Oh Elfis Tall top middle Like You ever meet a man who works For his money Yes That's F

Yeah Where you're like Oh you're strong In a way that All these little Inclined bench reps To share us to shake your hands. Yeah.

Like, you are so about it. Yeah. He has a meat. Big dinner. Yeah. F eats a big dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's who they modeled the hungry man dinner on.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just followed him for a week. They said, let's bake that. Now, at the same time, it can be delicate if it has to. When? In the bedroom? Florida.

Effet. There's nothing delicate about that place or words. Well, not the place, but the word. For F, it's delicate, though. Florantime? Yes. Fluidity. Flow.

Flow. I'm just saying like in the bedroom. Okay. Sensitive lover. It's tough, though. Does foie gras start with an F. It probably does. It does it.

Yes, it does. Fou gras. Fahre. That's an adventure of letters. Let me try. Okay. F. Yes.

Hold on. You. No. No. Oh. Yes. Yes. G.

No. Oh, well, space. Hold on. No, no. F-O-I. There's another letter there. F-O-I-S? No.

Is it an E? Yes. F-O-I-E. Yes. Space. It's two words or is... It's two words. F-O-I-E.

F-O-I-E. F-O-I-E. F-O-I-E. F-I-E. In French. F-A-E. F-A-E-F, and then, G-R-A-S. Bro.

Gu-Gra-G-R-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-E-G-T-E-V. And your final pick. It's in my name? I like it. We haven't talked about it much. It's full supporting cast, but it's a great support. I'm taking V.

That's crazy. Really good. Come on. Victory. Yeah. It gave us this. It's one of those nasty freaks at the end, too. Yes.

It is. It's a lot. It's dipping its toe in it. It's an elegant, though. It's a lot of elegant words. Yeah. Vibrant. Volvo.

Yeah. sometimes it has the almost the I react to it in the way I react to a Z where I'm like oh there's a V here yeah yeah yeah yeah

Voozela oh Fuvuzela would say that would fuck me up yeah man shout to the World Cup remember those things 2008 2008

I was gonna tell you all about it some of Africa some shit that's someone's name no it's like a it's a Brazilian horn yeah yeah

so when you watch the World Cup whatever that was 08 or 2010 or some shit. The Rio one. Yeah, the real, yeah, yeah. Okay. The entire game, all you can hear other than the announcers is just.

As the Vuvazela. The Vosalas. Was that in South Africa? Yeah, South Africa. Yeah. No, no, no. 10. Sorry.

Well, I thought it was the Rio. No. It was South Africa. South Africa. 2010. When was Rio? Couldn't tell you. 06.

If we're talking about Africa, let's go ahead and defer it. Yeah. Yeah. His mastery of the languages. Isaac's going to go cry. What's their native language? I'm not going to say it You want me to try to say

X-H-O-S-A No, I was wrong I was wrong both times So Brazil was 2014 I apologize But when were the Vuvuzales That was South Africa

2010 South Africa Yeah Okay What's a Vuvuzela look like? I think it looks like a long plastic horn Yeah

Iggy Vuvuzela Oh that's That looks like it What? That thing is sick. You like it because it looks like something you'd get in Vegas full of...

It looks like a whalebone to me. Flip that upside down and put it my tire. Put about a fifth of Husky in there. V. V's good. Yeah, V is good. David. Tyler?

Time for your fifth and final thing. David. So I'm going to go with a letter that not as hard as F, but I think is in that same dugout with F. and that's G. Okay, yeah.

Like, and I'm thinking specifically when you, when someone has been called that, like, this dude's a, no, he's a G or like, O-G, those sorts of things. I think that that makes. Yeah, that's great. There's something very, um, it's like a stamp. A G's a decision. Yeah. G's a decision. Yeah.

I also like the G's, it can do a lot of things. It can be in the word dough. It can be in the word lasagna. It can, you're like, what are you doing in here? Oh, great. I'm glad you're here, but what is spicing things up? Yeah. Grab that.

Yeah. Yeah. Probably never a good thing to say. Grab that. Giggle. Giggle? Giggle? Giggle?

It's in foie gras? Yes, it is. I mean, you got, like, it can be in general. It can be in got. Mm-hmm. You know, like, you got a lot. It's a lot going on. Gravy.

Mm-hmm. David's last name starts with it. Bory. Notoriously. And it can, like, it can do a cup, g or j, you know? That's fun. It's versatile. Or it could be G.

It can be G. Now, sometimes it can be in the word Jeff, and we don't like that. I don't like that. And that's why it's the fifth round. I don't want to talk about that. Jeff, Jeff Tice. I was going to say, shout to Tice. Shut to Jeff Tice, Jeff Roli.

All of you are aware of what's happening in your first name. I'm in my head when I read that on someone's like name or something. I'm only calling it G-Off in my head. And I know it's Jeff and I say Jeff, but I only experience it as G-Off. It's G-Off. And then I have to translate it. I will say Jeff Tice is special, I think. it's jokes with the G.

I thought that was the most clever title for an album. Goaks. The goker. The goker. Goy. Did you just whisper whys? Gwai.

Gwai so serious. Is that a why so serious? The goker, dude. Gagher, you get gogaret. Wait, gogert. I don't get gogaret. I know gogert. You get Gagert all the time.

Going on your freaky little night trips to the gas station. my night trip your freaky little yogurt trips you freaky little yogurt you fucking weirdo with your yogurt room Dana I'm gonna go to the post office

Maybe I do I'm gonna go Workout Dan I'm getting thick and wet I'll be back in an hour Hey you want a yogurt I'm going to the store Thick and wet

I'm gonna room temp yogurt Anybody want a room temp yogurt? It's good, dude. I love a room-temp yogurt. What? He's the yogurt guy. This is projection. Yeah.

I use those little yogurt pouches that are for kids. I get them from Costco and I eat them. Max don't like them. I do. Take an H. H. I didn't have anything like it on my team yet. It's a heavy hitter.

It's in heavy hitter. It's a big lighter. It helps other letters out. It stands on its own. It helps a chair, you know, cough. But then like Horace. But Horace. Do Horace.

What a name. You don't see horses anymore. Horace Grant didn't play the century, did he? No, he did. No, yeah. You don't ever see, like, I never seen a kid and thought Horace. No, right.

That's a hard. That should come back, though. Horace Carmel's a good one. You don't like it? I can tell by your disgusted look. I just think it's a hard. Did I get you a disgusted look? You didn't look like you were into Horace Carmel.

Well, that's a lot. That's a big bite to swallow. That's a dry swallow. Is it Tylenolol wearing off? No, no, I'm good. But I'm trying to, well, I'm whatever I am. But I am. Trying to figure out what you're doing to a kid by naming them Horace.

I wonder. Probably breeding him to fight and some kind of a ring. Yeah, I think you're right. What's the short version of Horace? Hoare? Ace. Ace? Maybe.

Yeah, you're doing more if you call a kid Ace. Ro? I don't know. Horace is a lot. Well, but, yeah. What about Ori? Why don't you reverse your circumcision there, whatever it was you got? What did you get?

Vasectomy. That's what it is. Also got a circumcision. Are you cut? Same doc Yeah I did it both myself On a whim

On a whim My turn Which has the letter H Yes Your turn Why Why

Why? The letter Y? The letter Y Nice dude I like why Sometimes a val It's like a day walker That's what I'm saying

Yeah Having a Like Max is starting Ask questions About letters and word Like why I don't know what to tell you Because they say

Sometimes why Always bugged me It's also doing this. Woo! It just won the lottery! Like, it's stoked to be 11. I won! Go team!

That's a new way I've never seen a movie. Yes. Eves? Yves? Yves was a... Yves Pons. Played like two games in the NBA, and he was on the list. Gotta be.

Yves? Yeah. Eves. You're saying it wrong? He's Pons? No, fuck it. Goes on the ant, funny, you know? Fippy, yippie.

Funny, slutty. Your Belinda. You-hoo. Wow. Why? Great. Isaac picked from one of the last five shitty letters. We picked 20 of the letters.

Six. Six. There was six left. I got there before you did. Yes, you did. People are going to come at me now thinking I don't know how many letters in the alphabet. There's 30. There's four you guys got to learn.

You got to. go to USDA to find the other four. I think I will take K. My man. Because of Ian Carmel. Because of Ian Carmel. Because of whatever K stands for.

Oh yeah. Could be anything. Could be anything. Kissing me, right? Kissing. Kissing. Kissing. Kissing.

It's their first letter of Korea, which is the country from which I hail from. That's right. That's right. It's a cool letter. Yes. People like to replace C's with K's.

Can't spell click without it It was I was on it was in my mind Or crick Or crick Knockout dude it can be quiet Kangaroo Yeah Captain

Kangaroo Canish Kinnish A lot of Kays are silent too No In like the word no Yeah Knaif

AK 47 A K-47 A-47 Gun with a K at the end Well in the middle Dunk Gunk is Gunk is a good word GUNK is a good word I like gung a lot I've never spelled that word in my life

There's a thing Have you gone? No Gunk holing is a thing in Puggett Sound Where you, it's like taking a boat around It's called gunk holing You gotta pay extra for that though, right? It's called gunk holing

What is it? What is it? It's just like going around the Puget Sound and dropping anchor and like camping It all sounds sexual by the way Is a form of boating that involves exploring shallow secluded water in coves, often by anchoring in quiet inlets rather than using marinas.

Gunk holing. What's the catfish thing? What am I thinking of? Noodling. Noodling. That sounds like gung-choling. Chugling, that's what you're thinking of. Judling?

Which, chugelan. Rather than using marinas, so there's, you're just, you're just, it's basically you're parking the boat in the middle of the... In an inlet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going into an inlet, you drop an anchor in the gunk.

The gunk. That sounds sexual. I'd say it again. Gunk? Bummer sexual, but still. Yeah. I think gunk plus holing, And that's where it really enters.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're both. Yeah. They're both Parisian scoundrels. When you get the two of them together. Gunk and hole. Yeah. Because my uncle's gunk and hole. To recap, David, you took R, I, Q, F, and V.

Tyler, you went second. You took X, E, W, T, and G. I went third. I took A-Z-M-D-N-H. I took A-Z-M-D-H before a L-C-E-S-E-L-E-S-E-L-E-L-I-L-L-L-L-S-E. I was about to say. Like three days. Sean, you took S-O-P-B-Y, which is the only one that you find to be a word.

Sop-A-B-A-S-A-B-S-A-B-S-A-B-S-P-B. Sop-B-E. This old S-O-P-B-Y. The letters we left on the board are you, and I'm going to need help. C. C, J, G, L, N. Wow, those are good letters. L's a good one.

Yeah, L's a good one. Yeah, they're all pretty good. Jay sneaky all right. Yeah. I mean, come on. It's like you said earlier. Yeah. 26 perfect letters.

Come on. Yeah. Covers everything we got to do. They really did it. They really covered it. They killed it. Good job. The Greeks?

Latin. I think the Irish. Good job. The Irish. Thank you to the Latinos. Thank you to the Latinos. Thank you to Miguel Rojas. Yeah.

Thank you to Miguel Rojas. That's true. That's cool. There's a Miguel sign right out front, by the way. Billboard. He's back. Oh, he's back. The R.B. Singer?

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That's the middle of a work week. I was deeply unhelpful to you during that whole thing. You are. I'm really sorry. I felt the support. I was so, okay. I was trying to be supportive. Yeah.

But I was like, I don't know, reading seems pretty hard right now. It's a lot. I think you did good. Thank you so much. You're welcome.