All Fantasy Everything - MINI EP: Sean & David's Make-Up Draft

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

This week proved to be tricky for scheduling between work and personal schedules. We didn't want to leave you hanging tho! That's why Sean and David got together and each chose an episode they weren't on to do a make-up draft! David went with 'Movies You Would Want to Live In' and Sean chose 'Sports Movies'. We hope you enjoy and rest assured that the entire Good Vibes Gang will reunite next week!Support the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbags, watchalongs, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch: teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that drafts anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, it'll be myself, Sean Jordan, and David Borey drafting two different things. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Exactly.

From previous drafts that we have not been on. David will be drafting movies he would like to live in. I will be drafting sports movies would like to live in. I will be drafting sports movies. And as always, Marissa's on the ones and twos. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that rolled its ankle but did not break its ankle. And we're all very excited about that. Nailed it. Yeah, I got it.

You didn't need no runway. Nobody mistook me for Ian this time like they always do where they're like whoa that sounded exactly like ian i have gotten some emails about that you being in yeah welcome we are we're down one for the day it was turns out it was it wasn't the week for a podcast a lot of a lot of stuff going on for everybody but we wanted to get something out as uh you know as you deserve something to listen to i hear this is a is a good tool to get people through the thursday workday and we didn't want you to have to suffer i hear yeah who who did you who did you hear from the internet man the kids are talking you need my contacts have told me yeah man i've been getting

pages all day about it all day my pages oh you're getting beeps i got a pager now yeah i went back 9-1-1-4-20-69 that's how you know it's me i have a i have a weed pussy emergency that was like people would get pages all the time and it just says six nine a bunch and you're like is this why i got this pager and yeah kind of i've been playing overwatch on xbox and anytime i see someone's username and with a 42069 it makes me laugh it's still very very funny to me yep it's always funny it's always funny that's why that's how 187 worked its way into my email i just thought it would be a joke somebody somebody got it the other day i was at i think west i think west coast gangster

rap is how 187 worked its way into your email where was i oh i was somewhere and i had a company it was the paint it was the paint shop it was like sure is sherwin williams is that where you get paint oh yeah ask sherwin williams yeah man i gave him my email and he got sean.jordan and he goes 187 he looked at me and giggled i was like no no but he was repeating it to me and he looked up when it was the 187 i was like yeah is that funny wait why is 187 funny it's the code for murder it's not funny like the police code like we got a 187 down on 420 69th avenue it's not funny at all it's just it's it's funny to me it's funny to me too when i was when i started my gmail in my mind i was like hotmail rules the world there's no i'll use this for a joke and then here i am you know with a gmail address that has 187 hotmail rules the world is something you thought one time that's why i got

it tattooed on my back dude that's like the whole it's a picture of is a picture yeah it's like it's just the hotmail logo is my whole back and then on the top it's h-o-a-h-o-t-m-a-l-e.com and on the bottom oh hotmail mail m-a-i-l and then it said hotmail rules the world i feel like that's like one of your next stats like you get off the next bus and you're like my name is sean jordan i'm 27 years old and hotmail rules the world you're good this girl likes len i'm gonna finger banger or whatever they like if of course she likes i like how much you weasel next in it's it's real fun you're keeping it a lot it was it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen like that really formed a lot of my comedy was people getting off that next bus it's so funny it the whole you know for a while i used

to think that was real when i was a kid i was like i really thought that i didn't know how scripted and set up all that stuff was oh you really thought that guy was a tow truck driver slash amateur tattoo artist kind of i didn't know they were all actors i i was like yeah i just thought it was much more real than it was and then then, you know, I didn't figure that out until I went to, I was an extra on Cupcake Cage Match when I first moved to LA. And they told us who won. Yeah. Didn't I ever tell you that?

No. When was this? I was so mad broke. It was like right when I moved there, 2016 or whatever. And Brandy Posey hit me up. Or Brandy or barbara gray and one of them but they were like hey i know that you're broke we do paid extra work sometime do you want to come it was like 150 bucks and i was like absolutely so we get there but it was

like a 14 hour day on the set of cupcake cage match and so it ended up being 10 bucks an hour well it ended up being nothing because your boy got a $130 parking ticket because I parked in like a Thursday garbage day spot. And it was Thursday. So I ended up getting paid nothing. And it really ruined the whole thing because we're there. And it was whatever. I can make the best of stuff.

I was having a good time. And then they came out like halfway through the day and told us who won way before. They had decided who the winner was going to be just, I think, based on whatever. And so they're like, so this dude's going to win. So make sure that you really clap. And I was like, well, what kind of a cage match is it? You know? This ain't.

Oh, I'm sorry. You thought that the cupcake cage match was going to be a real situation. You thought it was going to be Mortal Kombat. Dude, we can talk about it. Let me squeeze this in real quick. So that's what she said. That I did is what she said. The guy who was hosting is the hot guy from Mean Girls.

He's the hot guy from Mean Girls.'s the hot guy from mean girls i forget his name aaron samuels straight up hitting on me i mean wasn't even was hitting on you yeah wasn't even trying to mask it and i only know because barbara how was it what was he saying well there was one because barbara and brandy were both like that dude is feeling it so he would just like come over and talk specifically to me she means your butt yeah yeah my but dude i was i was on point i must have looked good he would come over and talk to me and i remember one time he came up and straight up he just leans on the railing he goes what's happening south dakota oh yeah yeah he said it got in there he said it just like that and i was just like this

is what that's you know mean girls rules and i was just like aaron samuels is macking on me this is tight you could have been mr aaron samuels instead of mr laura say or i won't say we're not supposed to say last i don't know it's been known it's but it says it on your zoom it says that you're laura yeah right now oh i'm into her zoo i'm in her zoom oh god oh this is weird well i hope she doesn't need her zoom for anything well whatever we'll cross that bridge yeah i could have been teaching aaron samuels's math if you know what i'm talking about yeah you plus me equals us i know my calculus you, I skipped school to watch that.

Together? Yeah. You nerd! I had my girl Tracy call in. It was the only time I ever tried to do this where you're like, all right, you call in and act like my mom. I had her do that. And this is like a 16-year-old in high school. And she calls in.

She's like, Sean's sick for that. Like, really trying to base up her voice. Like, my mom had a deep voice or something. And immediately, they busted it. And I was like, like shit we're busted and i i bolted back to school and there were teachers like in my class looking for me because they ran back to school i drove back we were we were a ways away i drove back i ran in and they were already in the classroom and i was like oh man yeah well you know here i go you got busted i got busted they and you didn't see the premiere of the mtv straight

to tv movie together well now that i think about it it had to be at night we were skipping school for something together related like probably special or something no it wasn't probably for sex no i was shaking her head it's for sure sex you were skipping school for the sex not on my fiance's zoom i wasn't i'll tell you that your fiance also knows you've had sex i can't do it because of the bastard inside of her it got pretty real it's that kind of podcast you know what i'm talking about so with mortal combat nick nam pay not on mike not in the studio not on zoom not in his house recording we rented a movie theater in vancouver next friday and we're gonna go watch it in the theater private screening have you so you haven't seen it yet i watched the first seven minutes

because there's a trailer on youtube it's the tip yeah i just was like it feels pretty good i think i'll i think i'll have sex with it on Friday, is what I was thinking. Do you have to quarantine in Canada for 14 days if you enter the country? Vancouver, Washington. It would be so... If I had the kind of money to go to another country to watch a premiere of Mortal Kombat, that'd be icy. That'd be the life that I think you were always meant to live.

Yeah, dude, I'd be wearing, like, crip-rag shorts, that kind of thing. Like, those shorts that look like a do-rag i went to dubai to see the premiere of mortal combat no big deal yeah man it it is only 200 to rent a theater for your you decide who goes so i was like we'll each let's each throw down you know half and then if anybody wants to go like if they're fully vaxxed and whatever we can we can vet the clientele but yeah i'm thrilled so i've only seen the first you know what else is cheap right now that i'm doing for my birthday what is to rent a box at a baseball game oh dang dude when's your birthday next wednesday i should have known that may is it i should have known that for

sure it's not may it's no may 1st it is no it's may 5th may 5th i definitely should have known that may is it i should have known that for sure it's not may it's no may 1st it is no it's may 5th may 5th i definitely should have known that i'm sorry stinko de cryo as we say in espinol yeah espalon you rent a box of the rockies game that'll be sick man who you bring in that dipshit author with you yeah fat author's coming the fat author i've started uh well i think if it's the same fat author i'm thinking of i started listening to the audiobook and it's really good yeah oh yeah i'm hearing other comedians uh read it i'm like trying to guess like whose voice it is based on when you when you get to my chapter just know i said mcdonald's instead of norm mcdonald pretty much every time did you were you saying norm mcdonald's like that every single time it took me like it took me like and off air i'll tell you there was

one guy who apparently can't read that well yeah you you told us off air oh yeah yeah yeah everyone's gonna do some narrowing down i think it was pat and oswald i had uh we did a zoom um uh baby shower the other day and you were laura because i don't know who you are anymore both of us it was a tandem baby shower and i had to read they did a mad lib and they're like all right sean if you could read this mad lib and i was like fuck don't i really had to reel it in read yeah but admittedly for all for everybody listening by the way i can read nothing i'm not ripping on someone who can't read i can read i get a lot of people hit me up like people hit me up like i can't read i can read but i'm admitted which is crazy because like

then why would they send you the email in set dude i never even thought about that yeah just to rub it in my face damn yeah like what here you go dude read this it's just a middle finger i can read emojis it's just a picture of them mooning you and laughing i know what nerd means because i got it written on my forehead all the time yeah we had to read a mad lib and i was like all right this is why we practice this I know what nerd means because I got it written on my forehead all the time. Yeah, we had to read a Mad Lib and I was like, all right, this is why we practice. This is why we practice. All those two days in the heat.

To read Mad Libs? You won't public speak for money. I am aware of that. I guess you're not reading it off, though. Well, fan fiction, competitive erotic fan fiction, for those who don't know, we used to have to. You've done it, right, David? Oh, yeah. I have a pretty classic one about family matters.

Oh, man. Did you do it at Bridgetown? Let's just say I invented the genre of step porn before it was invented. Well, I wish you would go uninvented. That shit really creeps me out on the internet. I'm not a fan. No, fan no it's not for me who's if you're a fan i don't know do something i think we know who's fans it's all the step sons and stepdaughters and brothers and sisters uh it's i don't know it ain't dank i don't know how i don't think it's i don't think it's the worst no it's better to it's better to fuck It's better than having sex with your family.

Yeah, it's not. I don't want to say it's fine. I almost said it's fine. It's not fine. Let's take some hard stances. Let me take a breathe. What are we, six minutes in? I just said let me take a breathe.

It's not fine. Sean's palms are sweating. There's no blood. Dude, mom's spaghetti is everywhere. I'm sitting here on the couch with my foot up. That's not the kind of yes, there's no blood. Sean's palms are sweating. There's no blood. Dude, mom's spaghetti is everywhere. I'm sitting here on the couch with my foot up. That's not the kind of porn I'm trying to watch. I told you that. Mom's spaghetti porn?

Yeah. Stepmom's spaghetti is way better. Stepmom's spaghetti. Still gross, but I'll eat it. That sounds like the grossest kind there could be. Mom's spaghetti. Anyway. Yeah, I'm sitting here with my foot up on the couch.

I'm in a weird spot. This is weird, but it's very fun. That guy who invented step porn. Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram. Please do not attribute that to me. I'm sorry. The guy who refuses to wear a mask in public. Cool guy 80 jokes.

He didn't even giggle. He didn't even giggle. He didn't even giggle. You can't even do it. David wears a mask. Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram. Garagi P. Henson on Twitter. Also the G is silent on Twitter. You have to search Garagi though to find you.

Really? Yeah. If you just type in David, it doesn't populate. Yeah, I always have to search up the G is. It's a weird algorithm because it's like you should be the most popular david that i follow and except for david borianis but that's neither here nor there and dukovny no you're more popular than david dukovny to me but borianis man to to you to me uh anyway david bory how uh got anything coming up how about that uh got anything no no no no i don't i was just on an episode of chat on tbs you can watch the clips dude it was dank that show is

fucking hilarious yeah she's nassim padrad's really hilarious i ran in the kitchen and showed the queen your clips it was she was like over there like doing the dishes i think or whatever and i was just like oh check it out was she like why are you out of breath i rolled my ankle lady um yes i'm almost 40 i almost broke my foot skateboarding for the eighth time knock it off you know i will say that you've been skating so much that all you got out of it is this you've been pretty kicking ass that's pretty good man thank you been skating a lot like you know what i'm saying i've been working it's like the thing that is keep it bleeds into all the other facets like if i go skate if i get up at like

nine and go skate for a couple hours i'm my blood's going i'm very motivated and i do other stuff like i send those emails that i'm scared to send or what you know whatever it is like i i do it i i put the crib together shit like that where it's like it just has been helping me with everything hot blooded check it and see playboy you don't believe me i got a fever of 103 you don't know this yeah you know what i like is on the office when he says hot pizza check it and see i got a whole bunch of pepperoni that's like my favorite i love it so much dude you remember the seinfeld believe it or not george isn't at home please leave a message at the b still gets me believe it or not i'm not home or i'd pick up the phone where could i be

you know what is crazy is i didn't know that that was a real song so when i heard that real song i was like oh they're just gonna rip seinfeld what song it's believe it or not i'm running on air the seinfeld joins way better if you ask me oh yeah man come on dude i did uh i did i did stand up all weekend this week we had outdoor shows at oak's bottom it was so so sick so far of uh i'm more of a fur top yeah you are panama red i know you i bet we shared 40s i get it we have shared 40s two adult men yeah but like grown ass man first time i met sam t i we're on hickox's roof in la and i had a 40 sounds right and sam you know it's just sam he's chilling and i was so nervous to meet him because you talked you talked so much about how we would like each other and about how dope he is and so that those two things put

together scare me because i'm like well this person's because you guys are both idiots we i've also written an amazing novel so that's neither here nor there i've always said that you're a fat author i tell people that yeah dude the fat author who's never written a book man i'm your favorite author that can't read i'm out here your favorite author that can't read that's gotta be one of your akas that is that is a dank one like aka your favorite author that can't read that's hard as hell because my favorite author who can't read i would think was like a child but you're a man no man i'm thank you david thanks i appreciate it i'm a man no problem you're a man you're a grown man yeah i'm a friggin grown-up i've been saying that grown-up has a

twitter handle sean s jordan and an instagram handle sean cougar melon jordan uh and man let me see your nipples because I didn't know you got silk up on them. That was smooth. You can also find me on the Irish church app Jamishon. See? I did it. Did you write for this? No, I was off top.

Did you write for this? That was off top, man. I'm excited. Are you doing writings? No, dude. No. I can't read or write, man. Your favorite author. I heard Sean Jordan writes his raps. Oh, the Queen's home. Oh, man. Don't tell her you're on her Zoom.

I'm going to tell her I'm on her Zoom. Yeah, I got I do have a show coming up May 23rd. I will be at Healing Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. Outdoors. It's bring your own chair. It's basically a football game. No tables provided, but they will have booze

and whatnot on site. I did it last year, and I was very ill-prepared last year. This year, I feel like I will be much more prepared because I've been paying attention to my stand-up. Last year, when was like When quarantine started I was very lazy and I didn't think it would be a long thing So I didn't do stand-up forever And then hopped up and did an hour

And it was just so bad Not preparing Oh, is this coming out on Thursday? Yeah I actually will not be at the Southwest Chief Bicycle Festival In Trinidad, Colorado this weekend. I had some family stuff come up that we had to deal with, so I will not be there.

You should still go, though. That author is going to be there and some other really funny people. Is that the one where you took a train last year for like a whole day? Yeah, that was the 24-hour train ride that sounded so i don't know how much of it you wanted to talk about or how much we got into but it sounded gnarly oh when me and brent gill got wasted with that old lady yeah it just yeah it was they tried to kick us off the train at one point we were very bad you just take a train from la to trinidad is that how it went it was like yeah and it stopped i assume like a train does all the time just stopped every like hour not

very many times no really no not very few times it sounds fun to me i mean no it was fun it was fun it was just like you know you get 30 comedians a train. We all brought our own booze and it was nobody's going anywhere for a day. You know what I mean? So you can just sit there and then there's like an observation car. It was dangerous. Yeah, it sounds it sounds like it. Marissa, we can cut this if you want. Hey, Laura, I'm on your Zoom.

Do you need it for the next hour? OK, sorry. I just didn't want you to have to sign in. We're doing the podcast, so I didn't want you to have to sign in. this if you want hey laura i'm on your zoom do you need it for the next hour okay sorry i just didn't want you to have to sign in we're doing the podcast so i didn't want you to have to sign in and it kicked me out or anything i love you oh she didn't say it back it's because i'm on her zoom marissa please keep that in yeah people need to see what domestic bliss is like i like that i just got vetoed hey you can cut this or we can keep it in. I think we need it. They want to hear it.

I think it's great. They're going to love it. They're going to be like, Sean's so sweet. I was so nervous. So when I rolled my ankle, I really thought it was broken. Hey, hey, hey, babe. I'm on your Zoom. Yeah.

No, I don't know. It says Nicki Minaj when I talk. talk i'll just it's not a big deal marissa please cut that out you know what you know who else can say nikki minaj mine as soon as i change the name real quick no i can't because then i'll forget to change it back and she'll need it for a business meeting and i'll say nikki minaj that that'd be a fun i wonder if people are doing that yet go in and change your partner's zoom to like nikki minaj business meeting it's good i don't have a partner because i would make their name all kinds of bad stuff amanda butthiggy when i record with nicole byer her name is whoopi goldberg and it always makes me happy oh i love that mine would

be like warner herzog's knob or something terrible something nobody would want to be called when i rolled my foot the first thing because i thought it was broken right away and i was like god damn it now i have to tell my fiancee who will be having our child in six weeks that i'll be in a cast when that happens because i was skateboarding with the pushing 40s pushing boardies crew that's tough and i also i was like her parents are gonna be so bummed on me but why is it shot where's sean well the general is saying yeah he's got it he rolled his ankle skateboarding he what do they call it what do they call your your military fit what it's got like your dress blues or whatever he's just standing there guarding the hospital in his dress blues,

and I come crutching in. Where's my girl? Where's my girl? You call her your girl? I can't hold her. Well, my girl, my baby. This is the love of your life. No, my little girl.

Oh, I thought you were calling Laura your girl. Where's my girl at? Where's my girl at? You know, I met her in an ice cream parlor. R.I.P. Yeah, that was... Man, I listen to so much DMX. Anyway.

Yeah, so now we are gathered here. There we go. Now we are gathered here. You got it. Not only to discuss DMX and my swollen ankle and whose zoom i'm allegedly on or not on and if david's actually dating nikki minaj or if she's dating david who know who's to say we didn't say anything about any of that she was to say they're exclusive i would

dude you don't you don't gotta you don't gotta stop you know you just do you uh and we are gathered here to uh i guess we'll say do makeup drafts and in my in my mind i hope we pick the same thing okay yeah because i did it no i definitely did one that you were at because last time we only did one we each did one draft it wasn't like a bunch of them well no i mean you just did like one i just picked one but in my mind i was hoping that you picked the same one i picked because neither one of us were on this one i guarantee i didn't what'd you pick i picked movies you want to live in oh we i picked sports movies so we were close damn we were close and i was because i wrote neither of us were on sports movies no there were there were a few

that back in the day movies that make you cry sports movies? No. There were a few back in the day. Movies that make you cry, sports movies. And what was the other one I wrote down that was a possibility of... Hold on. There was another really good one that neither of us were on. It was... Oh, also Happy Birthday to the Tuscan. Oh, yeah. Happy Birthday, Zach.

I'm bad at it. He never tells us when it is. It's always just on Instagram. So I feel bad I didn't get him anything. But he's so dope i got him a text i text zach a lot though monsters was the other one that sounded fun that we weren't on energy drinks could have been it's fun it's so funny going it because i have to go through and listen to like the summaries and uh you know just to see what was picked and whatever and it's just so i did not do that that's all right i did i just i did because i'm sitting here with a tweaked ankle i

have all i'm doing is sitting on the couch dude i feel like such a scumbag last night i needed an ice pack laura's like would you like me to get it and she's so pregnant and i was i'm just like i don't want you to do anything i should i should have to go get my own ice pack you know i'm talking about i just feel terrible that she's so she's like she's actually been getting me stuff and it's not how it should be going i should be getting her the stuff anyway uh so yeah now david will be drafting um movies you want to live in i was on that one yeah did i try to pick did i try to say that the weezer buddy holly video was a movie no i just looked for ones that i wasn't on i because like right you know especially during

quarantine it's been a long time since neither of us wasn't on yeah this was back in 2016 or 17 that this something like that it was with uh ria and john is it gabris or gabris gabris gabris gabris sorry um yeah anyway. So you will be drafting... Like homosexual tip of the penis cut off. Pruss? Oh, Gabris. You know, I thought it was brisk, and I think I...

Yeah, you guys both got worried when I said that, but it made sense. I thought it was brisk up until like a month ago. We talked about it on here. Like the Lipton iced tea? Yeah, I thought it was called a brisk. That's brisk, baby. That a month ago we talked about it like the lipton iced tea yeah i thought it was called a brisk that's brisk baby that's what i was like it would be brisk if you chopped off the end of it i'd be i'd be pretty cold i bet chilly it's like taking taking the blanket off you

know and i will be drafting sports movies that were not picked. That's the funniest way to say circumcision I've ever heard. It's like taking the blanket off. You are my favorite author who can't read. It started out as a bit, but then you authored that quote. We will choose the order of this draft with a rollicking gang of rock-paper-scissors

played by, I guess, the two of us. Marissa, do you want to play? And then if you win, you can just pick the order that David and I go in? No, I just want you to fight it out. All right. Duke it out. We'll go on shoot.

Mortal Kombat! Don't even get me started. It's so hard, especially with a tweaked ankle. It's so hard to not watch that. I can't believe you haven't watched it. You're going to love it, too. I can't believe you. I'm so excited.

Did you watch it, Marissa? No, but I've heard some receptions from it, but I won't say what the reception is. They can give me all the bad reviews they got. I saw it. It was exactly what I needed it to be. People act like they want another Citizen Kane or something. It's like it's fucking Mortal Kombat with a K. What do you expect it to be it's going to be that are there fatalities there are parts where you could tell it's mortal kombat with a k though do they do fatalities don't

tell me any but are they they're in there they gotta be in there you sound like a junkie right now just give me a little bit i'll pay you next Friday, but give it to me now. Come on, baby. It's me, baby. I got these cheeseburgers, dude. You don't like cheeseburgers all of a sudden? I'm itching. We'll throw on shoot.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Uh-oh, two rocks. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, two poop covers. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, poop smash your beats. I knew it. I knew it. I just two poop covers. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Oh, poop smasher beats poop cutter. I knew it.

I knew it. I just had a feeling. David wins the draft. And before you choose the order, David, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? It's not that tricky when you're only playing with two people. But you still, it's kind of like painting i guess i would say like painting a baby crib in that you just oh yeah you kind of i could just leave it at that it's a lot like painting a baby crib you go from one side to the other and then you just go down because they're

pretty small you just kind of go left to right down a little bit and then right to left then down a little bit left to right load the brush up right to left down a little bit left to right so basically if you pick first in the if you pick second in the first round you pick first in the second round are we gonna do that though since it's just two of us or should we just like bing bang bing bang bing bang i don't know i'd say keep it serpentine we can still do it with two people i mean it just bing bing bang bang bing bing bang bang, bang, bing, bing, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. We're both just going to do double picks every time? Yeah.

Bang, bing, bing, bang, bang, bing, bing, bang. Are you sure we shouldn't bing, bang, bing, bang, bing, bang? At least bim-bop. I think we should bim-bop. We can bob-weave, bob-weave. Squeedle-dee, squeedle-dum, squeedle-dee, squeedle-dum. But I don't want to squeedle-dee-dee. You don't want to squeedle-dee-dee. You don't want to squeed-dee-dee-squee, squeedle dum, squeedle dee, squeedle dum. But I don't want to squeedle dee dee. You don't want to squeedle dee dee.

You don't want to squeedle dee dee squeedle dee squeedle dee. I don't want to squeedle deedle deedle. Mountain do do mountain. Mountain do do mountain. Well, you're talking about mountain do do mountain mountain. I'm always talking about mountain do do. You're always trying to get me to mountain do do. Well, that's what I just said, but in a different cadence.

Mountain do do mountain. Mountain do do mountain. Well, that's what I just said, but in a different cadence. Mountain Do, Do Mountain, Mountain Do, Do Mountain. But it would be Mountain Doodoo. Yeah, it would be, but you don't have to say that. It's still the Do's next to each other. I don't? Mountain Do, Do Mountain. Because the last time I checked, I was a professional comedian. Mountain Do.

I have to say Doodoo. I can't not say Doodoo. I don't, man. Look, are you trying to scrim scram Look, are you trying to scrim scram or are you trying to scrim scram scram scram? Scrim scram. That's what we did last time. Scrim scram, scram, scrim, scrim, scram.

We did it last time. We scrim scrammed? Mm-hmm. Yep, that's what we did. I'm telling you. All right. I thought we bim-bopped, but that's fine. Bim-bop.

We scrim scrammed. Can you tell me? With that being said, David, what will the order of today's draft be? Well, I mean, it's Mountain and then Dudu. And in your mind, who is Dudu in this situation? Who do you think is Dudu in this situation? I hope it's Yu-Yu. It's obviously Yu-Yu.

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amazing you just hit all the points you did it muscle memory ian's been doing it you know we've done two like it's not if it's not your muscles doing it i know but we don't have any like 233 i just i never pay attention to the number because it doesn't pop up on apple podcast or whatever that's a that's like with how with how we do go on it's like almost 500 hours of content that's pretty dope like when you go like when you start to think about your body of work or whatever and i know imagine all the shit that we just forgot we said but it's like that's pretty that's pretty good that's pretty cool and my daughter won't get to listen to any of it but that's neither here nor there you're not gonna let her listen to it i'll let her listen to any of it, but that's neither here nor there. You're not going to let her listen to it? I'll let her listen to it, of course.

On her implant chip, because that's what she's going to have when she's 19? David coming for big brother. Damn, dude. I'm coming for big sister. I'm coming for big stepbrother. There you go. Woke. Wake up, America.

It's big sister in charge. I like it. Loose change. Oh, dude. Zeitgeist 1 and 2? I dare you to watch those and not be different open your mind's eyebrow light up one of those cross joints oh speaking of which have you seen that what not speaking of which i like this speaking of which what is it i don't know why

the hell i said that uh have you seen that wall street movie show oh are you who are you talking to you mean real life entourage i I assume that you would. I was. That's why I was wondering. Yeah, it's entourage. It's a 50 year old man and the guy who created entourage based on his life. And entourage documentary is what it is. It's sick. Mark Wahlberg is funny because like he's a prick, but he's one of those guys, though,

where I'm like, I don't think you can hide it that much. You're a shark. Not even. And I'm no judgment, good or bad. But I'm like, you're like, I feel the You're a shark. Not even, and I'm no judgment good or bad, but I'm like, you're like, I feel the same way about Kevin Hart sometimes where I'm like, if nobody was in the room, I think you're an asshole.

Well, I feel there's a lot of people like that, I'm sure. Because I agree with you. That's like, that's always been my gauge on like who I think is, who I really will say like my best friends are, like the people that i really really love are the people that i think wouldn't say something bad about me if they were left to it like if they never if they knew nobody would ever hear it they would all you know those kind

of people and i mark walbert does not seem like one of those type of people he does seem like he's very down for his friends and family and like he seems like uh also he seems like he's very down for his friends and family and like he he seems like uh also he seems like he's grown from maybe what he used to be for sure like a 19 year old in boston who did tons of bad stuff i'm also not one of those people who thinks nice is like the overall important quality well if you're gonna dude he's got like nine businesses he's trying to run you don't do those by being that nice you know and it's just like what if you're nice great that really does help but it's not like it's not the hallmark of a business person or of a or of a i don't think even of a necessarily good person i've known some really great people who aren't nice would you wear municipal would i know it like if it wasn't a loud graphic that's because i'm like the older

i get the more i'm like i just want things to fit the way i want them to fit and he seems very concerned about that that seems like the point of municipal his yeah brand is this a municipal are you no i'm not saying whoa whoa whoa david david david are you trying to get free municipal right now well now we got to start over welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that is definitely not being paid under the table by municipal to say anything neither here nor there i'm just saying if it didn't have a huge municipal logo i you could probably catch me in some but i just don't like clothes with like giant logos unless they're skateboard clothes then i'll wear the biggest logo you got yeah i don't want anything on my shirt unless it's something like i like yeah adam gives me shit all the time for wearing like big graphics

i want you know what i want is a pink shirt with a rolex on it that says your name i would desperately want that you can't have one it's not like i set one aside is for you or anything mail it to me i want it uh anyway david you are now on the clock with your first pick for the movies that you wish you lived in is that what it is movies you wish you lived in yeah movies i want to live in all right what do you got man what if there's some crossover if you pick a movie that is on my list and i show you it's on my list that can count right this in this draft i didn't pick any sports movies though oh all right fine all right what do you got sorry that's all right okay so for my first movie i wanted to live in a

hip-hop movie and obviously my first choice was hype williams presents belly dude that'd be so scary but then i that's what i thought about i was like ah that's like a stress that i don't i don't want that i don't want to live in belly i'd like to have a belly weekend well you know you can leave whatever movie you live in and have a belly weekend that's you can have a belly weekend right now in the real world if you want i i i cannot i'm not on the i'm not on the road and i cannot do that you don't have enough you don't have enough sweat? No, I'm not on the road. I got my whole family's here. But the movie I want to live in is a hip-hop movie. I believe it was 1984.

Starring Blair Underwood, The Fat Boys, Run DMC. Sheila E is also into it. And it is called, and LL Cool J is is in it and it's called Crush Groove it's a light-hearted romp about the early days of hip-hop everybody's wearing sweatsuits it's so much fun and bright and a good time and everybody's rapping I wanted to be in a rap movie for sure but I didn't want to have like there's no guns in crush groove you know what i mean crush groove is basically just a big long music video i mean with a lot of dialogue and everything but that's what i've always yeah it just seems like a real fun that's the key is it's fun it's very fun and it's fun it's light now forgive me the fat boys fuck up a sabaro it is these the fat Boys were so dope.

It's been a minute since I've seen Crush Groove. Remind me like the I guess just the general like synopsis of Crush Groove. It's basically the founding of Def Jam Records. Like Blair Underwood is supposed to be Russell Simmons. He has this record company out of Rick Rubin's dorm room. It's going good. Then they get like they get like a loan from a bad guy to like press up a bunch of records the bad guy presses them somehow they get out of it and they

have a big party at the end yeah so they meet sheila e two brothers fall in love with sheila it's just like a really loose but it's not like you don't straight up say this is def jam it's just like we all know that's what this is about i I don't think it's called Def Jam in the movie. No one's got the names or anything. It's like, but this is just like this person. But it's all Def Jam artists. Yeah. LL Cool J's in it.

The Fat Boys run DMC. I think New Edition is in it for a second. Young New Edition. Yeah. It's really fun. It's just fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Body moving. Houdini's in it. I need to revisit it. Where does it take place is it new york new york city yeah hello cool jay i think it's like his first time rapping like in something it's just it's so much fun you should re especially now that you're on the couch you gotta gotta watch that shit i know i'm already sick of it i'm trying to think of it's so hard to not watch mortal combat when you like when a doctor says lay on the couch for a couple days and you're like yeah but i can't watch mortal combat so i can't do that i have to be yeah it's and it's just there like it's just

there like laura it came so we were just flipping around the other night and mortal combat you know in hbo it'll say like continue watching and she's like says here that someone started watching mortal combat because i'm supposed to be waiting. And I was like, I watched the first seven minutes again because I've already seen them on YouTube. So I figured it was all right to tease myself again. She was like, all right, just make it sure you can, you know, if I can't do that, how am I going to raise a kid if I can't like hold off on not watching Mortal Kombat? I get it. Okay.

I don't know if those things are related. Well, it's like when you fall with your keys in your pocket. It's kind of like the same kind of thing. No, they're not related. Yeah, Crush Groove. Fantastic. Now, I will... Yeah, so I'll go with my first pick.

As it is. As it is. A serpentine draft. I will make my first pick. And these were... I had had they like some of them so i'm going to go over the list of ones that were already taken one of them okay i i'm astonished that it was taken astonished because i was going to pick it and i was like there's no way somebody will pick this so john james no uh john went first he picked the program Program, Rocky IV, Best of the Best,

which is the one I was going to pick. And I was like, I don't even know anyone's ever seen that movie. Is that Van Damme? No, it's Eric Roberts. And Chris Penn is in it. James Earl Jones. Best of the Best is a popular movie, though. I don't think that's a low-key one, right?

It kind of fell into obscurity. It just doesn't. If you were asked, like now, if we were to draft sports movies, I, John, I honestly don't, I think he's about the only one. Cause it's,

it didn't really get a lot of play. It's, it's about like these five people that try out for the U S, uh, national team to compete against the Korean team. And to me, that was just like, this is my dream.

When I was that age, I was like, that's what I want to do. the koreans no gosh that sounded so so terrible challenging in in a taekwondo tournament to the the inventors of the sport and that would have been my dream and but you were in taekwondo tournaments right tons dude i almost just against other white kids there were some not white kids sometimes that i lost you what color were those kids there were korean kids i there was it was all it was all white and korean kids uh i got invited to the junior olympics which lead to the olympics but we didn't have enough money for me to go so that's always been a bummer because i'm like i bet i would have done okay if i was writing the movie that's when you

would have started selling drugs yeah and then would i have gone to the olympics and cleaned up or what no you would have found that you had a knack for it i've been like so yeah anyway now i'm a drug dealer and that's why i got such a fat crib and i have terraces out front and all those whips but also you're 15 yeah that helicopter that's the movie would have ended by the time you were 17 it's a dark film a lot of stuff if i would have got money young a lot of stuff would have ended by the time i was 17 yeah i say that that's you not being a dad yeah i had to wait i had to cool out i had to cool the jets um so yeah best of the best that was the one that i thought nobody would pick remember the titans and invictus. And then Rhea Butcher was also on the show.

Invictus. Isn't that like post-apartheid? Like right after apartheid? Post-apartheid rugby in South Africa. Yeah. Matt Damon. Who wants to live in that? John, apparently.

I guess it's post-apartheid, so that's cool. Yeah, pre-apartheid would be like, you know, that's when I... Anyway, Rhea Butcher went second. They picked Bull Durham, obviously, league of their own. Yeah. so that's cool yeah pre-apartheid would be like you know that's when i anyway uh ria butcher went second they picked bull durham obviously league of their own yeah yeah 30 for 30 in believe land i don't know which 30 for 30 that oh that's the cleveland one that one's really good oh believe okay they did live in that though yeah they did uh which whoa that's fun i never i didn't even think about that that's mine is the movies you want to live in. Right, but I'm saying that is cool.

Yeah, they lived in that. The Color of Money. They're from Akron or Cleveland? I don't want to say Akron. I want to say Akron. Yeah, I feel like Akron. But anyways, keep going. Color of Money and then ESPN 9 for 6 series.

And then Ian. Oh, I love Color of Money. Oh, dude, Color of Money is so dank. I had a shirt back in the day, just a black shirt that said Vince on it, because I still think I look like Tom Cruise in a weird way. So anyway, Ian picked OJ Made in America, Major League, The Sandlot, which is tight. Blue Chips, another just chef's kiss.

Just top five movies for me, period. And then Winning Time, Reggie versus the Knicks, which absolutely. So yeah. So now me, so barring all those, I cannot pick those for sports movies. It's kind of wild. There's some bangers still on the table. But the first one that I will pick as far as sports movies go, for me, it's funny because I don't have to worry about anybody picking these.

So I'm just going to go in the order that my passion guides me. Yeah, what should passion be your guide? Friday Night Lights, absolutely. That would have been on my list. Oh, 1980s Midland, Texas is where you want to be. Not where I'm living. I'm just drafting sports movies. Wait, I'm sorry.

We're not drafting the same thing. No, I don't want to live in most of these. I would not want to live in 80s Texas. No, sir. No, sirree. No, Fridayiday night lights is great did you ever read the book yeah that's one that i have read before before that accident where i forgot how to read i did read the book friday night lights i've seen the book every i mean the tv show i've probably seen all the way through i don't want to 10 times at least and then the movie who knows that's one where you just go i forget that there's a tv show dude the tv show is the best piece of

of friday night lights that is out there as far as i'm really better than the movie better than the book this is gonna sound horrible i always thought that there were no black people in the movie the tv show no that well the tv show it ends up i don't want to watch this show about football with no flag people it's they they get they're more prominent as i because i think that was probably a popular opinion i think as the show started people like well this is not uh doing it and then because in the beginning of the tv show they have it's smash Smash. Smash Williams is like the star running back. And I think his name is Smash. Brian Smash Williams.

And that was my name. I'd have a kid. He damn near did. I mean, he was he was out there. But then so Dylan High splits into or Dylan splits into two school districts, East Dillon. And then, you know, that's where like. Oh, so it's not about the real school the tv show they're different so i think the movie's more accurate the tv shows the movie's

based on the book yeah i think the movie's where it's at because the tv show does a lot more because they you know because they have to fill a lot more content so they went into like whole different school districts and they were always adding characters um but the dude the guy that plays mc ren from straight out of compton is in uh the show and he plays uh shit shane will know he plays um oh i can't remember his name oh voodoo tatum that's his name right i think it's ray voodoo tatum these are crazy names dude can you imagine if i was having an apartment party and i was like man smashing voodoo are coming over no they're not i'm glad my pepper spray came over apartment parties tended to get a little bucker than some house parties because you remember those when you'd have the apartment party and you'd be like i guess malloy used to do them 30 of us at malloy's house and

i'm like how is this happening i mean I remember from my youth leaving apartment parties and just like holes in the wall and shit and their neighbors are feet away that was always the wild thing where I'm like they can smell the smoke did I ever tell you this I feel like I might have I must have told you this before I just remembered it because I was talking to my friend about it the other day I uh at an apartment party escaping the cops I fell from the third story you fell or you jumped like you were trying i was trying to jump and i fell because i was fucking wasted i was like do you break anything 15 no i was like i was 15 do you land in a bush yeah yeah i'll explain so i was 15 and we were at the party with a bunch of these serenios, which was like,

I don't know what we're doing. I'm aware. We're at this party. We're hanging out. It's like a trap house before the term trap house was big. This isn't a little bit. It's just no, it's an Aurora. It's like an empty apartment.

There's a keg and some ice in the tub. And then there's like four chairs in the living room and people are playing Madden. Oh, like a real trap house. Like furniture yeah yeah no furniture the guys were like oh we're moving out but i was like no i think you're just trying anyways i just don't think you want a quick getaway as i think what's up yeah yeah yeah anyways it's on the third floor and we're partying and we go out to the balcony to smoke some weed and i'm fucked up like i couldn't even i was like i was probably a sophomore so i was like i was probably a sophomore so i was like yeah 16 year old apartment party messed up well we were the only

16 year olds me and my friend brandon and that makes you even more messed up because it's grown up helping you out just yeah this other well they weren't grown-ups they were like these kids were like 20 21 you know what i mean they were like 19 they were still hanging out with but anyways me brandon and this kid ali uh we go outside and we're smoking weed and uh this kid comes outside and he's like cops at the door no joke and this kid ali just immediately climbs over the balcony drops to this like climbs over hangs down drops to the second floor one of those things where you're like how'd you do that bro i mean he didn't even say anything to us he didn't even he just was out he was because he was on probation so he's just out and then uh i look in the window

and i see the cops walking around and i'm like fuck so then the other kid goes and then my friend goes and he's like you're gonna have to do this and he does it and then i go and i'm hanging and as i'm hanging there like with my hand so you know how in the back there's like the concrete part and then there's the like railing you understand the metal railing i go i move i'm hanging from the metal railing i move my hands so now they're flat on the concrete part and i'm fucking so fucked up and i'm like you just gotta do it you just gotta do it and i go and i swing my legs in and i and i let go and i come in and like about five eighths of my body gets in down there like like your butt like your butt kind of yeah but i kind of turned as i went in because i swung so you put my hip down

this thing and i hipped and i h out, and I kind of bink. So technically, I fell from the second story. No, no, no. I'm counting that the third story. I'll give it to you. I mean, I was almost in, though. You know what I'm saying? Right, but your force was that of the third story.

I'll give it to you. Okay, okay, okay. And yeah, so then I came down, and I kind of hit. I'm so lucky. You know those giant ac vent things outside of apartment come i landed right next to that on and i rolled in a bush what in a bush no it's just like so you know apartment complex as well it was just that like sod wood chip ship they have next to the bushes yeah and i rolled over behind the bush because cops were shying their lights right cops were shining their lights i'm in the bush that kid

ali who went before me as soon as i hit the ground he like bailed but the cops saw him with his light so the cop was like hey and ali ran across and jumped over the fence. So he was gone. And the cops were worried about him. My buddy Brandon came and swooped me up. We came back around the corner, waited, waited, saw the cops leaving. And then we got in the car and went home. And I was all hobbling around the house.

My mom was like, what happened? And I was like, we were wrestling. But you were ultimately OK? Nothing crazy happened? No, no, no. I didn't't get popped is that what you mean i mean hurt that like you break your femur doing that shit that's like yeah i was busted up but not like no nothing broke jeez no how have you well now i know another layer to the onion it's i like that we've known each other so long and so well and then i still get a story like that sometimes we're like that should have been night one that we talked about that i don't really like to bring up that

kind of i got no not night one i got i got worse ones than that but anyways yeah that was uh yeah so if you're ever on arapahoe and orchard that apartment complex right there during high plains you need it man we should take a little... It'd be fun to take a little trip and you just kind of... Just point like, there's where that went down. I got some other things I'll bring up that... I can show you some spots. I'm so excited for High Plains. It's going to be so...

It's going to be stupid. I got a smoker now. Wait, when and where is High Plains? I'm so eager to get out of this country. I'm like, maybe should I out of this country i'm like maybe should i go september you should go oh my god you should go september 18th uh uh the weekend of september 18th in denver colorado yeah you should come it's the most fun and i would be as soon as we have like ticket links and everyone for listening we'll put them up you could get

tickets by that oh you can get vaccines by then for sure. Yeah. Oh, you should fucking do that. That'd be awesome. Yeah, who knows? Maybe I'll be there. Hell yeah. You heard it here, podcast fans.

We're going to have to sell out the Rocky Stadium, dude. We're going to have to. So yeah, Friday Night Lights. It's just a dope sports movie. I don't need to dive in. I feel like we've covered it quite a bit extensively. Who's your favorite character? Oh, man. I don't need to dive in. I feel like we've covered it quite a bit extensively. Who's your favorite character? Oh, man, in the movie?

In the movie. We're picking the movie, right? My favorite character in the movie's got to be Don Billingsley. It has to be. Donnie. He likes to party. I don't mean to laugh, but he does a good job as being a like a like a shitty cowboy dad yeah he like he's drunk the whole time he like throws his championship ring out the window and don finds it and like gives

it to him the next day and then at the end man this should have i was gonna draft movies that make you cry but i didn't want to because it's too somber but when his dad walks up at the end of the movie and gives him his championship ring after they lose, it makes me cry. Like, crazy. It always gets me when I see people's, when I see my dad in other people's dads or whatever, where I'm like, man, deep down, you wanted to be good,

but you just couldn't. So, like, that always gets me, and that's what his dad was going through in that movie, I think. Like, way deep down, he's an all right dude, but all of the shitty stuff. That way down like deep deep played by a minnesota boy what who what garrett headland is from minnesota is he really he's in that you're talking about the guy that played donnie billingsley yeah he's in like uh four brothers and um yeah yeah he's in troy i think death sentence inside Llewyn Davis yeah on the

road I just like him in the movie because he's like I don't know just smashed like real like gnarly tackle football player like just your you know he doesn't have a lot of attitude which is fun he just lets pads do the talking is that what you'd say let your pads do the talking uh that's not what I said but I was on varsity so i did i did not i was i was on the d team got the big hit award what is that bottle of gatorade give sean the bottle of gatorade so he can tell his mom he did something sean this gatorade's free from your coaches because you got a big hit uh so yeah my first pick oh shit i gotta write these down hold on we're getting there we're getting there all right and my second pick for uh sports movies that did not get picked i'm gonna say white men can't jump i i'm shocked i can't believe i didn't get picked i'm shocked i i mean it's

well all the movies that got picked are great but then i look at like didn't get picked i'm shocked i i mean it's all the movies that got picked are great but then i look at like invictus and i'm like uh i think every single person i know would pick white men can't jump over invictus so you know to each their own and it's uh yeah but white men can't jump is just that's just perky dean yo wesley snipes in that movie is one of the top top three coolest people ever ever sydney dean oh yeah dude and it's so chilly oh my fucking god even when he's i didn't even push up on the sister yet and look at her when he's like when he's talking all sweet to rosie perez and he's like oh yeah i see what i see what i see your weakness like he found his weakness so quick he's like the only man i respect who could wear two tank tops and a bicycle

hat at one time he looks great we were just talking about he looks amazing are you kidding me an onyx god yeah no he looks absolutely perfect and doesn't he he's like hot the back then when like the biker shorts under the baggy shorts the whole thing like oh yeah people do a version of that now but they just have longer they're like capri tights that they're like you know he basically is doing that but they're just longer pants like they're they're just tight pants all the way to your ankles with basketball shorts so they were doing that back then for all you kids out there also they had the coolest wives in that or wife i love that shit when they're when they get together and they're basically just like let's figure out what

our dumb partners can't we'll just yeah what are they doing they're just sitting in the living room like playing video games or something they're watching they're watching the next game i think yeah and then fucking yeah rosie perez fools that stop with a letter cool oh man well that's cool damn that movie could have been a movie i want to live in that's what i that was the one where i was like i was like maybe this could have made your list so i was hoping what are the brothers the skull what are there this oh this could this could go the spaghetti brothers i believe it was the mom spaghetti brothers i think it was the spaghetti bros you know listen we could go to there are people with the last name spaghetti out there somewhere like there's not there has to be you find me one person you're telling me there's a

guy named rick spaghetti i saw i saw marissa's eyes go over to the googlers right away no i think that's a great last name i would love love to own the name Miss Spaghetti. If your last name was Spaghetti, nobody would ever believe you. Where'd it come from? What's your name? Freddy? Your name is Frederick Spaghetti? I bet you it's... Your name is Freddy Spaghetti.

I bet you it's a family name, and that's how Spaghetti got its name. I'm going to Google Spaghetti surname. Just like I bet you there's somebody with a last name Buffalo Wing. All foods start from a surname so buffalo wing spaghetti are you there's no like ron ceviche tortilla alfredo was a person back in the day do you guys that was not that was that was never a guy tell me you don't you're trying to make your perverted food choices into reality tell me you wouldn't swipe the proper

way on tortilla alfredo i just don't know which way is which way is the proper way is left is that the way i would run away no you'd swipe right the guy named tortilla alfredo you would swipe that with my wife well exactly but if you were gonna date a guy named tortilla alfredo and rick spaghetti you saying that sean's food choices are perverted really makes me laugh he's got the food choices of a freak that shit's freaky okay so yeah listen there is one in 22 million 83 472 people have the last name spaghetti i'm telling you that's all i need man all you need is just need a spark to start a fire 80 of the spaghetti family live in southwestern europe yeah we need to get the spaghetti family out there bonin so there's more spaghettis in the world

have some little spaghetti o's yeah white man can't jump it's a i mean a fantastic sports movie and it's sports isn't like the the main part of the movie it is but it's like i wouldn't call that a basketball movie necessarily it's like basketball slash i don't what i don't know what is like crime i don't know comedy i think the i feel like the late 80s early 90s did this thing where they had kind of movies that were all the genres blended really well together you know what i mean yeah it was like like like like how jerry mcguire what kind of movie is that is it a romance movie it was on my list i won't take it because there's plenty but it was no but it was definitely because when i saw it i was like that's about it's all about sports but that is not a sports movie you

know it's like you wouldn't call it a sports movie but you would it's all about sports so that's a great example um but yeah white man can't jump black people you know i didn't know since we're talking about it until i saw that because i saw that pretty late i think like after it came out i didn't know all the pop culture references that were in that movie like all that stuff like show me the money the kwan like you didn't know why everybody was saying show me the money i thought they were just assholes like you complete me i didn't know any of that shit and then you watch it and you're like this movie is full of like every reference from the late 90s that's where they all came from yeah some little perv kid uh in the apartment under under me told me about the sex scene and

that's the whole reason i watched it sexy oh that don't ever stop fucking me that one with kelly you don't have to say it but yeah well i apologize uh anyway white men can't jump david it is time for your second pick in movies that you would like to live in david spaghetti yeah tell me that's not a dope last name hi my name is rick spaghetti i'd like to be a member of the city council if at all possible apparently there's no one in the spaghetti family in greenland russia most of asia well yeah not after what happened no dude there's some spaghettis there's one spaghetti in south africa i'm telling you i don't know how reliable this website is it straight uncooked pasta and they were like spaghetti it came from somewhere i i would bet dollars to

donuts it was a family name and that's who made spaghetti for the first time hold on there's 16 spaghetti families in the united states where where by okay guys listen i know you listen to this podcast every week and we don't ask a lot of you if you know some of these spaghettis if you're connected to a spaghetti reach out if you if you if you're spaghetti connected reach out seriously instagram i'm trying to get that spaghetti connect yeah like let me get their contact info yeah if you have the phone number of a spaghetti yeah i will give you 20 bucks if you're running with a spaghetti clan like if you're clanned up with the spaghettis let me they get the follow immediately there i'll go on maine if you know a crew of spaghettis what do you call a group of spaghettis a pasta if you know a never-ending pasta bowl of spaghettis tweet it the g is silent if you know a dinner of spaghettis

i just want to see what they look like the spaghettis they probably look just like people like the alfredos no don't even start man they don't look like the alfredo i imagine they look I probably look just like people. Like the Alfredos? No, don't even start, man. They don't look like the Alfredos. I imagine they look like the Mario Brothers. The Spaghetti's? I do too. I do too.

I think it might be racist. Like if they walked into Safeway, I'd be like, holy shit. It's the Spaghetti, bro. There's Rick and Slick Spaghetti. Rick and Slick Spaghetti. Hi, my name's rick and slick spaghetti slick spaghetti my cat's just staring at me like i'm a psychopath. It's because she figured it out. Oh, her name's Betty. Betty Spaghetti?

Betty Spaghetti. If there's a Betty Spaghetti, I will jump out this window right now. Anyway. What are we doing? Having a good time. But other than that, it is your second pick in the movies you'd like to live in, Draft. What if we've been pronouncing it all wrong and we meet some and they're actually like it's pronounced spa jetty i would say well i'm gonna keep saying spaghetti because there's nothing funny about betty spa jetty well it's

kind of funny but it's still pretty cool spaghetti is way doper if i meet it please please if we if you know what we've had one time once somebody flew from australia to watch us in denver last time shout out by the way that's crazy to me i this makes me cry almost if you i i all right we'll need to discuss this with ian if you are spaghetti who listens to this show all expense paid trip all expense paid trip to high plains oh what i was gonna say free all right free tickets that's more realistic free tickets and i will get you i will get you a hotel i will this is after i have a kid i will get you a night in the hotel pitch on the hotel if we could get a spaghetti in the audience you can show me on your

driver's license that your last name is spaghetti if you can show me on your birth certificate that your last name is spaghetti then yeah you if your name is eddie spaghetti i will straight up give you a thousand dollars yeah i probably would too that's so crazy eddie spaghetti oh my god this is i've never been i feel like we're gonna track down some spaghettis that's what we're shooting for oh god what if our show is just a whole mess of spaghettis i'd be shocked i'd be shocked if it was a whole then we got to start looking for the marinara's and the meatballs we got to find the whole crew we got to put the whole recipe together yeah we do the parmesan somebody's last name is meat sauce yeah slick meat sauce

that's if we find an like an olive garden out there if your last name is olive garden or fazoles or uh buca di beppo hit us up uh anyway okay for movies i would want to live in and this is weird because i really don't like them but uh police academy they'd be wacky it'd be it'd be a fun little world to live in a lot better and i'm not like insanely familiar but like what steve gutenberg bobcat pretty much all i can and uh was it michael winslow michael winslow it was just like one of those fun 80s movies where everybody was horny but i'm not a nerd so i don't like science so i didn't want to do revenge of the nerds yeah but i like those horny 80s romps they were what i mean where they're just like what would go here

like some naked women running across the room for whatever reason and everyone's like yeah for some strange reason that would absolutely like a like a hot strong lady beating everybody up yeah yeah police academy it's just like really silly i like it when they take a serious thing and make it super silly yeah yeah what a great world if the cops were just like if they were just wacky dipshits like well they were just in a fun way horny douchebag horny losers which i guess they are but yeah but it's scary right now uh they're horny scary losers for some reason i don't know how that happened always been scary but yeah police academy is just like a quintessential one of those 80s fun

romps you know what i mean anything where they have to like go through a school or like training you know what i mean and like we gotta we gotta get out of the academy well that's the fun it's like stripes you know where they're just like these brand new cops and they're just like whoa what a wacky time we're gonna have at police academy and we're all idiots but we're all gonna phone each other yeah yeah yeah i got to open for michael winslow a couple times did he do all those noises yeah he did so he did the i forget which star wars movie i want to say it's an empire where luke goes in and shoots the death star no that's new it's the first whatever one it it is, where Luke has to fly the TIE Fighter in there

and shoot the Death Star. Okay. God, is it an X-Wing or a TIE Fighter? I'm blowing it. Whatever ship the good guys have. And anyway, he did the whole five-minute scene. He did every sound effect. It was bonkers.

That's insane. You wouldn't believe it, because you're watching it, and you're like, there's absolutely no way that he's doing this. And then he's doing it. It's just... He wasn't doing the music with it obviously because that's i don't even know if that's possible but every sound effect every voice perfect he did have like 40 music cues which if you're a comic you know is and if you're not a comic if like you hear music

playing off stage that means that somebody has to play that music for the comic which is always like i always feel so bad and so if there's like more one or two whatever like brent weinbach has some hilarious ones but if you have like 40 of them it's like come on bro that's now somebody has to have their full-time job and i was emceeing the show so i was like my full-time job was watching him hit the music cues and then running out and then if you screw up it ruins their whole act and then they get mad at you and it's like shit i you know if you just came with some jokes it would have helped yeah they're like this worked in buffalo and it's like our job is talking for an hour bro i don't know what this is i'm not a sound it was back when it was cd players and and you know you just had to hit play and hope the cd wasn't they'd always give you like a cd out of their duffel bag

with no case and you're like well this is scratched homeboy i can see it so this i guarantee something's gonna happen but anyway it was fun to see him do all that shit yeah man police academy that's a solid uh solid second pick and with your third pick what do we got it was gonna come up i i don't even need to go into it too much i've made my stance very clear on it it's obviously a goofy movie i love it are you animated yeah i'm animated as fuck yeah oh yeah i was hoping you were gonna pick uh an animated joint because that would be yeah yeah i'm super animated uh i'm probably like power lines road manager because i kind of want to be more on that side of things i love the entertainment industry you know if somebody has the capability or the knowledge of the catalog of this show i would be very interested to see which picks have come up the most. Like I know that I've picked menace in

X amount of drafts. I know that you've picked goofy movie in a bunch of drafts. Like I, you know what I mean? I'd like to see how many of the same thing have made it into different drafts. I don't know that there's any way to do that. And if you do that and your last name is spaghetti, you can have my daughter. That's impossible. That's impossible. That's impossible. That's impossible. This website, according to this website that is you know i don't think even real there's only 330 people in the world with the last name spaghetti wait okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna i'm gonna cross check it with bori and we'll see how many the spaghetti boys wait what are you doing no that's not what do you mean you're gonna cross check it what do you mean you're just gonna see how many... The spaghetti boris? Wait, what are you doing?

No, that's not real. What do you mean you're going to cross-check it? What do you mean? You're just going to see how many boris are out there? I'm going to check how many boris there are, and then maybe we'll get like a... Because I don't trust this website. I don't think there's...

I have a question. So I'm going to guess how many boris I think there are. Is bori, is it like Johnson in Sierra Leone? Is it a very popular name well no we're from a small part of a small country okay kono district is really small do you have a guess just how many boys i'll say mine first but i just want to or do you already look i am looking right now i'm gonna guess there are 10 000is in the world am i insane uh there are 7 954 see that now i don't feel that's pretty good because that's one of those things where you're like prevalent in sierra leone highest

density in sierra leone but it's like they're you know what am i gonna sound like a prick because there could be like a million and now i sound like a jerk so i So I'm happy with 10,000. I'm happy with that guess. No, there couldn't be a million. Well, I know that was bold. There's only like 4 million people. Maybe it's 2 million. Yeah, okay. 14 in the US.

That could be right. Really? Because there's a few other Bori families that aren't ours in Clono. All right. Nice. There's one in Brazil. There's none in Boliviaori families that aren't ours in Colombo. All right. Nice. So there's one in Brazil. There's none in Bolivia. I'll tell you that.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't either. I just bring that up sometimes just to make sure that people know. But, yeah, I don't even know. I wonder if there's any spaghettis in Bolivia. The Bolivian spaghetti, dude. That's like a Colombian necktie. I believe it's El Spaghetti. I left my wallet there one time.

You know what I'm talking about? Left my wallet in El Spaghetti. All right. Yeah, now I'm blowing this. It's my turn. So we don't need to, not to dive into a goofy movie too much. What would be,

is there a particular part of the movie that you would like to live in specifically like it would be the most the power line concert the power line concert okay 100 that kind of like what you're thinking like i'd live there and then so i could go to the power line concert i like that i like that yeah but i want to be where i want to be power lines road manager so i'm not really on the max and goofy shit i have like my successful career. Sure. I think a road manager within reason, and I say this with an abundance of ignorance, I'm sure,

but it would be kind of fun, I think, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe like, cause the bands can get out of control. I've had some fun times with people's road managers on the road for sure. Cause you don't have the stress of the show. I know know you you have to make sure everything works and get everything running and get the band from a to b and make sure they don't get arrested and shit but it just seems like it'd

be a nice little slice of fun you know there's no pressure on you to perform or sell tickets or anything you just need to make sure everything goes okay i mean they have this they have a stressful job shout out to jp who was eric andre's tour manager on that tour way fun i bet that'd be tough no he's like way he's like way more chill than you would think it was if anything it was me and his assistant who were kind of going nuts yeah but i know nuts you and i bet you're still like very within reason it's not like nuts david is gonna not show up when you're supposed to show up it's just like you yeah you know you tend to have the fun when you're supposed to have the fun

which is fine i've never had a problem with people like yeah it's cut loose time cut loose you know i'm always gonna make i'm always gonna make bus call i'm not like i'm not crazy and i always maybe once or twice in my life i can think where i was like yeah you you blew it but most of the time i'm like i'll i'll handle the second i stop handling myself properly and like my business then get on my shit no i'm pretty especially with show business because it's like our job is to talk dude i can show up for 15 15 to minutes to an hour and talk like i i can't get that's the yeah when they're like can you uh you got it i was like if i get so bucked that I can't talk for 20 minutes the next day, then it's not, it's a whole, it's a way bigger thing.

Yeah, dude, I'm acting like the spaghetti's over here when I'm not even, you know, I haven't even started cooking. All right. A goofy movie for your third pick. It is time for my third and fourth pick, As Tis. As Tis. My third pick, I'm going basketball again man i gotta i gotta go true to me in movies that would have been on my draft anyways even if all those other movies

uh didn't get picked i'm gonna say above the rim i love you wanna oh i don't want to live there i knew you're gonna say that she was like i i absolutely do not want to live in that movie unless I'm Kyle Lee Watson because he ends up okay. In the time period of the movie, so for those who don't know, it's a basketball movie. Tupac, Bernie Mac, whoever the dude that played Kyle Watson is, is actually a very good basketball player. Marlon Wayans is in it. Octavia Spencer. What's his name? It's Tisha Campbell's husband, Dwayne Martin. Yeah, Dwayne Martin. Yeah, he's in a octavia spencer name it's it's tisha campbell's husband duane

martin yeah duane martin yeah he's in a few basketball movies yeah and he's great um and it's just like it's got like sneaky star power in it which is real fun did you say bernie mack already yeah but wood harris is real fun in it it's and marlon wayne hasn't aged a day no dude he looks younger now it's astonishing wood Wood Harris is 1,000 years old. But that was in the... Before I thought I was in a... Go on, let me get the timeline. No, I guess this would have been after I thought I was in a gang.

But whenever I was at that period, I was like, basketball rules. And I would wear my Sean Kemp short set. And I would go out on my adjustable hoop. And I would try to do the moves they did in above the rim, like all the fancy dribbling and stuff that you absolutely can't do. That was the most Midwest I've ever heard you sound. All the fancy dribbling.

I was just out there trying to do that fancy dribbling. You know what I mean? That's where I first saw a crossover and I was like, oh, dude. And I would try to do it at basketball practice and the coach basically was like, knock that shit dude you can't you you you have hair in your eyes you that that's the first thing is get a haircut also for the last time i told you we have a uniform stop wearing that sean kemp short set to practice dude i got last pick on the uniform

because again i was on the d team surprise surprise and so i had like i look like larry bird everybody else like had the full big yeah dude because they there was a box of uniforms so the good kids like your chris teasons and whatnot they got to go pick all the big baggy shit and then i'm left i'm no joke dude like high larry bird shorts and my jersey was like skin tight couldn't even fit a t-shirt under it it like i couldn't even try to make myself look better. I hadn't started skating yet, but my hair was super long, so down to my nose.

You couldn't wear a hat. I was a mess. I was an absolute mess. But Above the Rim did inform how I thought I should be able to play. I loved it. And it had Tupac in it, who was like... I was so smitten with Tupac at the time. Still am.

But like, that was right when I kind of found out who it was. You were smitten with Tupac and fancy dribbling. He would have been an amazing actor if he could have continued down that road. I think he would have done really good stuff. I think that's what he would have done. Absolutely. He still would have made music, but he was a good actor. And even in like Poetic Justice, he made that piece of crap look piece of crap.

That movie fucking sucks. It does not hold up. And I want it to, man. No, it's really bad. Yeah, it's not. It's a bad movie. So that was my third pick. And with my fourth pick.

Four picks. I'm going to go, I guess guess another one of my favorite sports movies and it kind of takes the heat off because i don't have to like pick your traditional movies because they're all taken but i'm gonna take bring it on i absolutely i love to torrence i love that movie i just showed laura's never seen it the other the other night and i tried to get her to watch it and i was like not feeling this are you i could tell to be a fly on that wall uh i to me that movie is so fun and like it's just it's just fun i guess it's the whole it's just fun it's about nothing about cheerleading and it is it's cold in here i love that that girl from black is in it you remember that that music group oh yeah

yeah yeah she's that she's the girl at the compton that's like can we please just beat these buffies down because i was like i know i know that so i can go home yeah and when they go gabriel union the other one gab union which goes burr it's cold in here there must be some toros in the atmosphere i know you don't think a white girl made that shit up it was just like oh get her it was hilarious uh and then it's yeah yeah i just it's fun again about nothing and just just a fun weird cheerleading movie that i enjoy i'm a lot red yeah well and all like the yeah just the whole tryout scene i got to do a podcast with claire kramer at one time who's like you know there's kirsten Dunst, and then there's like those two cheerleaders that don't like her,

and they're kind of like best friends. One of them is Claire Kramer, and I got to do Doug Loves Movies with her a bunch, and I was just like, holy shit. And I was so thrilled that I was like, you're bringing it on. This is amazing. And she was just like, yeah, it was pretty cool.

I was like, no, it's amazing is what it is i love that movie so yeah i uh i'm just thrilled about the movie bring it on that is pick number four now david it's time for your fourth and final pick in the movies you want to live in draft that i am not a part of as your tis as tis uh i my fourth pick this is this is was an easy one i just didn't know where i wanted to put it anchor man absolutely i did man i don't know if i want to wear cool 70s shirt suits and do obnoxious absurd things with my friends at pool parties that's the so that's the thing. At pool parties. Drinking nonstop. He's drinking at work.

I could be out of line here, but it seems like there was a point in life, and it seems like the 70s were that time where people would have more house pool parties as adults. Like grownups in the 80s, it seems like they were going to bars and dancing and clubbing and stuff the 70s unless you were disco it seemed like you would have a pool party at the person's house that had the pool because drugs were new you know i think people are still doing that we just don't have a lot of friends with pools yeah man cartwheel's

gonna get that pool i bet at some point and then yeah it'll be like anchorman back there except we're all old and chilled out so we'll just be like yeah you guys want to watch anchorman and at the pool party yeah no i man i love that movie you know it's based on that guy from detroit no what guy from detroit eminem let me look him up no based on eminem no he's also i think it's mort something of course it is he's like he's on that show yeah he's on that show detroiters oh really yeah and he was like mort crim just like a real ron burgundy but in detroit yeah mort crim damn he's still alive that sounds that sounds yeah that'd be an interesting documentary that would be a fun one if any of you spaghettis are documentary filmmakers get on it you know that the

spaghettis there's only 200 of them that sounded really racist when i said it if any of you spaghettis did sound really racist any of you spaghettis didn't sound good coming out of your mouth it didn't it's sure any any of you spaghettts that's the only way it's worse is if you take the eye out yeah yeah that's yeah making it short it's not making it less racist yeah man anger man i don't even think about that i can picture you with your tighties on and a silk bathrobe just coming up out of the hot tub with mixed drink in one hand mixed drink in the other hand oh yeah come on all those colors they're wearing dude some kind of a thick mustache what's your hair doing oh is it big i think i got a james brown style cloth

like yeah i think i think i go full on i love that like an al sharpton like perm kind of thing I love that for you I love both of them you got a beard or you got a mustache I got a stache maybe I still got a beard when was the last time you just had a mustache never you've never just had a mustache no I've only

I've never since you don't really play around with it too much no since I quit my full-time job to do comedy i've only never i've only since i was so 24 so for nine nine years i've only just had a beard well you used to be clean shaved most of the time right like when you first started stand-up were you not yeah but that's because of my job i had i was working at the casino and we had to shave oh oh i never yeah that wasn't like by choice oh i got you so if you had your daughters you would

have always been a facial hairman i've been i've been a beard guy since i could grow a beard yeah which is so annoying because when i first had a beard it wasn't like then the whole beard thing came up and i had to talk to these guys you know what i mean well i got i'm excited because i got a weak chin and uh when i don't have a beard it shows and so now that i can grow a beard it's like and it's distinguishing a little bit now i got some gray in there yeah you got some you got a little uh little little snow on the mountain yeah man a little snow on the i like it i like it anchor man god that's fantastic and uh round it out man give me number five house party the first one with martin lawrence kid in play come on what

is a light-hearted teen romp yeah man what else is there to say you know it's another one that like you don't realize how much time passes but i probably haven't seen house party for real in like 15 years i mean it's been oh you gotta go back and watch it man you know what i used to watch all the time was class act and that took over for house party because i watched that all the time when i was a kid and i was like why don't you watch house party it's the same thing but about a party and not school that sounds dope but yeah class was good though blade brown and the classic high school mix-up class act is great it is great it is if you guys are sleeping on class act it is a fantastic yeah i'm not gonna sit let's see here like you're not like that but house party yeah it's just because like class act so class act there was like a bad boy house party they were

both kind of just like good kids yeah they were good kids that just wanted to what was it they had a party so they could get with the girls that they had a crush on right is am i am i insane yeah they just like these girls yeah and they like kind of a weird science vibe where they're like how do we get how do we get cool and that was how they got cool just have a no it wasn't even that though they were cool they were cool they were yeah they were already best friends before before the movie no i mean like cool as in like popular that's what i'm saying they were cool oh play was getting play his name was play which one um what what did they did it used to be a nerd but then now he's cool like they could both rap remember what are they doing now

uh kid does a bunch of dj vlad videos really yeah christopher reed he also does stand up a little bit i don't know what play does though okay yeah they what were their songs back in the day they had songs right uh they had that ain't gonna hurt nobody yeah we just dancing y'all ain't gonna hurt nobody. Yeah. We just dancing, y'all. Ain't gonna hurt nobody. Out there on the floor. Well, I don't know. I don't remember the rest of their songs, though. I like it. Yeah.

No, that's dope. That'd be so fun to live in a movie that was just a party. Do you think you'd ever get sick of partying? Because I'm picturing this. I know the whole movie isn't a party, but like, say you had to pick a day to live in a movie and you picked house party i think you'd ever get sick of having a party every night i don't think so because they don't there's only two like they were also really super positive so in the whole party there's only two drunk dudes and they're like that's whack that's why kid starts dancing is because the one guy's too drunk to dance. Yeah. So it's not like they're getting wasted every night.

It wouldn't be an annoying party. It's pretty chill. Yeah, it's just like a bunch of people grinding on each other. That's like, yeah, I could do that every night. Hell yeah, man. House party. Pull a couple of spaghetti buddies and just go for it. Yeah, I got some spaghetti buddies waiting at waiting at the crib no big i'll probably

just go home uh dope man house party final pick and for my final pick again shocked i was this wasn't picked i would have picked it anyways the karate kid it's yeah that makes sense that that would be a movie that i would maybe want to live in because i wouldn't want to get picked on i wouldn't want that but you want to live in the valley dude i want to date if you weigh the way what gets to happen you're elizabeth shoes in there you win okay like the you're just the man for some i know the scholars have a bit about this but it's insane that you're the man for winning a karate tournament but in that world you are so it's like yeah you're just like he was like valley famous after that shit you remember that yeah that's true he's like he opens a car dealership because he's so because his fame from the karate tournament in high school like it's crazy but it's someone

who's working on being valley famous i will acknowledge it's pretty cool yeah man i it's just it's just a fantastic sports movie again there are ones that i would have rather picked like major league definitely would have been on my list bull durham but for movies that weren't picked that are still like perfect sports movies that's definitely one of them i think yeah i think that's i think for sure yeah karate kid so that uh that sums it up just to recap and then uh marissa i'm sure you're thinking of picks. So you are on deck, as it were. A little sports reference.

David, you went first with the movies you want to live in. You picked Crush Groove. Then you picked Police Academy. And then a goofy movie for the X at the time. Anchorman and rounding it out was House Party. I went second in the sports, sports movies, rather category. I picked Friday Night Lights, White Men Can't Jump, Above the Rim, Bring It On, Karate Kid, which sounds like a nice Sunday to me.

Man, I might do that tomorrow. I could just take, Tuesday could be your list. As tomorrow is Tuesday. Wednesday could be my list. And I could just like, damn, that'd be so tight. Oh, you are on the couch. You should knock them out. That's what I'm saying am i i'm i gotta do something today my goal today is to finish a book so that's got to happen first oh you should you should read running the light by sam talent

i'm gonna listen i'm gonna listen to that i think that's one that i gotta listen to because i don't know i want to hear you guys read it it's sweet joking aside i want to hear my friends read my friend's book that sounds amazing i get it i get it uh mars you got you have two picks do you have one for each of these oh i do not have one for sports movies because i was going to bring up like i don't i don't watch a whole lot of movies so i never really have any picks or honestly understand the references you make in your picks because i haven't seen most of these movies but i would want to live in the world of Pokemon. So really any Pokemon movie. I just want to train Pokemon.

I want to be able to fly on one like a dragon. Are you now? Pardon my ignorance. Are you a Pokemon or are you a human? Oh, I'm a human. You're a human. Yeah. Okay.

But I have Pokemon. I could like. You're a trainer. I'm a Pokemon trainer. And Pokemon is the things that look like little cats? Those are all Pokemon? Yeah, they're like the animals in that world. And the lightning eyes? Yeah.

Okay. I'm very ignorant when it comes to Pokemon. You can have like a dragon that you can fly on. Like, how cool is that? Yeah, that'd be rad. Since being a kid, I've always wanted a pet dragon. So I think that, yeah, I would want to live in the world of Pokemon so I can make that a reality. Well, we'll get you a pet dragon.

We'll get you a pet dragon at some point. We'll have Zach get you a kimono dragon one of these days. It's a very dangerous pet. Well, yeah. I hope that was extremely enjoyable for me. I can't imagine anyone's going to be miffed about it, but we are missing our fearless leader.

So, yeah, I hope everything worked out. David, got any closing thoughts? Anything you want to say to the people? Just, you know, hug the people you love, man. Yep. I couldn't agree more. Tell people you love them.

Close by quick. Yeah. You know, in general, I've been thinking about that just with the daughter coming up. It's like, this is a gift. Life is a gift every day. Treat it as such. 100%, man. Yeah. i love you to pieces i love you to pieces mars ian i love you to pieces i wonder if he's gonna listen i hope he does and a couple real quick shout out to cindy from nick happy birthday

alex from jeff congrats on your first mother's day coming up so hell yeah and um yeah i think i think we did it shout out to saint sue carmel shout out to haji beats shout out to sid the dude shout out to oh i'm missing one who am i missing shout out to frankie ocean to frankie ocean shout out to the joker shout out to my kitty truthfully though shout out to my sister and her family. She's kind of a tough week. Absolutely. Yeah. Shout out to, just shout out to loved ones. Shout out to everybody putting good vibes into the world. Shout out to Mortal Kombat fans

everywhere. Let's put those good reviews up so the bad reviews get lost. And yeah, more importantly than all that, tune in again next week for another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. Get out of of here you dirty spaghetts that was a hate gun podcast