All Fantasy Everything - Movie Scenes You Wish You Could Watch For The First Time Again (w/ Jackie Kashian, David Gborie, Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: December 23, 2021

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting movie scenes you wish you could watch for the first time all over again. It's just around Christmas time. We're all hanging out, getting cozy, watching movies.

There's never been a better time to do this. Our guest today couldn't possibly be a better guest. We have comedian and podcaster Jackie Cajun. Jackie hosts the podcast The Dork Forest and The Jackie and Laurie Show. Her new special and album Stay Cajun is now streaming on YouTube and anywhere you can find comedy. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and joining us today is my friend and comedian, Sean Jordan, and back from Bolivia, David Borey. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything.

The podcast that is taking a dramatic pause after the very short intro, it turns out. You know, I think they added a G to the beginning of bolivia because david was there for such a long time yeah i was not in bolivia sean does not know geography i was in france italy and england oh my god that's not anywhere near bolivia no yeah that's bolivian for bolivia though he thinks he thinks that jackie we have a long running inside joke where anytime any of us has gone, we pretend that we were trafficking exotic animals in Bolivia. I don't want you to sit there while we all, you know, commiserate.

Right. And, and, and have some sort of Bolivian moment that I don't know what the hell's going on. Elder Scrolls, Bolivian. David is,

David is back from, from Europe. europe how was it buddy it's so nice to see you yeah no it was amazing i don't think that i'm back to sleeping normal but it was great uh europe is turns out paris is beautiful who knew apparently it's the most beautiful place i've ever been in my entire life paris in the fall yeah oh man it was all cold i was walking around i was pointing at stuff yeah i did i did all the tourist stuff i did the louvre the champs-elysees the arc de triomphe all that stuff then we were in rome and we did like the the coliseum tour and all that then we went to nice the south of france and just hung out on the beach in the

french riviera and we went to london which was honestly kind of some mid compared to the other places was kind of what some mid like it was not i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't of all everywhere we went london i was kind of like what'd you what'd you get up to in uh in london nothing much we was we went to westminster Westminster Abbey, which was really cool. For the Westminster Dog Show, right? Yes. Yeah, of course. That's what brought me out.

Of course. Me and my Pyrenees. Yeah, and then we did the boat tour, and then we just walked around. We were walking like seven to ten miles every day, man. Just like really hoofing it everywhere. I liked it. It was just like, you know, Paris is like Paris. I'll tell you what's as advertised as the old Louvre there.

Yeah, the Louvre was amazing. Yeah. I got split up with my group, so it was just me by myself in the Louvre for like three hours. Just like walking around, getting my mind blown. Did not wait in line to get the picture next to the mona lisa the line was too long did you see it though it's super small i saw it from the side i saw it from i was there like a year and a half two years ago october and i was just like my husband who's an art guy he stood in line and and and got right up in it but i was all i was like no i get it yeah that's how i felt

that's how i felt about all of them even like i was like because i went and saw the venus de milo and there was nobody there really so i could like walk around yeah yeah that's the thing i saw i saw like uh yeah it was just it was amazing the louvre was amazing hard to get out of yeah yes did you go to the french resistance museum i went to the french resistance museum that was epic man it was uh they had these little uh these pins that they used to show each other hey we're in the french resistance and i was like tell me you have these in the gift shop they did not and i was like you're leaving money on the table i'm gonna bought like a handful of these for my buds yeah that is foolish i'm gonna talk reckless i think the french might be the best at resisting yeah yeah they were really good at resisting they were super up there they're

pretty up there were they were they nice to you while you were there how was the how was the french man that's the other thing is people were talking like the French would be really rude. Of everywhere we went, the French was the place that we interacted with like locals the most. That was my experience too. Yeah, they were super nice. They were so nice. We went to bars and people would talk to us and restaurants. Like they were amazing.

Nice, not as much as Paris, but still pretty nice. But yeah, the French, they were so nice. But not nice. But not nice. So I take back 80% of the things I've said. I've heard London are the rowdy folk. They weren't even, they weren't mean. They're just, I think it's like a cold, dreary place a lot.

Yeah, yeah. It's a closed off people. And like the clubs all closed at like 11. I don't know. I just didn't. Yeah, it was weird. I don't know. You gotta find secret places to drink.

That's what people were saying. Like the street? Like just out there? I mean. They have like private clubs that you can join. Right. Yeah. And those are open late

but like you have to find them you have to know where they are london it takes a while for london to open up to you that was definitely the feeling like it was like because we were there for three also they they lost my luggage so for the first two days of course they did i was just like the only dude in europe with Crocs on. Which was like a wild, you know what I mean? I'm walking around in my plane clothes. That's sick. But other than that, yeah, we went to like Trafalgar Square. And then we did like, we did the boat tour.

And then we were walking around. We didn't find the globe, which is kind of irritating. But yeah, we saw Big Ben and Buckingham and all that it was cool did you ever just stumble upon something that you didn't like big ben like were you ever just walking you're like whoa shit there it is like without looking for something you know not in london but in in paris that happened because we weren't that far from the louvre so the first time we were just kind of walking around and there's like that beautiful square behind. That's also the Louvre.

I didn't know, like the square behind it. Yeah, it's huge. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, this is amazing. Paris is the best. And then we walked through the archway or whatever and we're like, oh, it's the Louvre. Even better.

Even, even better. That's sick. We ran into Moulin Rouge. Oh! The windmill. With the windmill. And we just, it was like, what the hell is that? Oh my God, that's a thing.

And then we went to the chocolate museum, which was a half a block to the left. Yeah, we didn't go to the Moulin Rouge gift shop. It wasn't open. But there was a chocolate museum that was like a half a block away we went to that and all it was was like it's not like chocolate is grown in in france so it was just like the history of bringing chocolate to france once it's there they get real active with it though yeah they got moves to make yeah i also i also ate so much good food it's insane oh yeah insane uh i mean his liver now probably yeah i mean everything we had in paris was just like escargot is great

i had this crazy like rabbit stew at one place that was amazing uh what else did i really really like we tried the foie gras we did it we did it what is foie gras it is a crime against human uh against duck manatees goose manatee which is also what is it like goose poop what is it it's a it's a goose liver that's been they've been force-fed and it fed and it's a pain in the ass. Oh, it's like a mean, it's like a mean thing. Yeah, it's gnarly. It's a mean food. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's just okay. So there's really no reason to. It tastes like butter. Yeah. You're just like, oh, I could have just had butter. I could have ate a stick of butter. Yeah.

And like all the croissants were good. I had a lot of like, I would do a lot of like canned fish on baguettes and stuff like that because i really like like sardines and stuff like that but it was all you can't go wrong some of the best food i had was just i ducked into like a sandwich shop like walking up montmartre like the hill and it was like oh fuck ham and butter on like a baguette and this is amazing yeah right the best things i've ever had because you just you just walk in and then you're like okay i guess we'll sit in one of these bistros for a second and get some food and even i was drinking coffee like who am i i don't even drink

coffee you never drink coffee no i was drinking coffee in europe wow you smoked a cigarette while you were there i smoked a french cigarette yeah i i did it all it was did it right yeah it was it was it all stood out it was great i love that smoked a french cigarette what's that code for smoking a french cigarette dude that's being part of the resistance dude eskimo kisses with your bros me and sam just rubbed noses nose nose i rub nose with sam. That dude is. It's wet like a dog's. Yeah, but it's cute. No, but it was amazing. It was amazing.

It was an amazing trip of a lifetime. I love that. And now I get to be one of those people who's like, take me back. I'm going to do that all day. Sean Jordan is here. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. What's up?

He hasn't been to Europe, but he's going to Carolina in his mind. He'll tell you that. I was supposed to go to Europe one time. I was going to cash out my 401k of a job that I ultimately ended up quitting and cashing out my 401k anyways. But I bailed. I didn't do it. And I look back and I should have.

I'll get there, but I just yeah, I was have. We go to the motherland. I'll get there. But I just, yeah, I was going to go like a decade ago. But I didn't. I've been doing things around the house instead. That's what we went. Dude, you know what we did today? What? We went piano shopping.

What is that code for? I smoked a French cigarette on American soil. That's how you got the first kid. Because I hire a hitman or something you want piano shopping i if i would have guessed my entire life that i never would have gone piano shopping do you play the piano no no that was a guest to get the piano and i was like i mean yeah you know you could learn now now you could right i might give it a shot who knows then you teach maxine yeah well that's the whole thing like we brought her in there and everything Yeah, you know. You could learn now. Now you could learn. I might give it a shot. Who knows?

Then you teach Maxine. Yeah, well, that's the whole thing. Like, we brought her in there and everything and put her little hands on the keys. Does Laura play the piano? Laura does play the piano very well. Oh, there you go. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, we weren't just going to be like, pianos.

No, Laura's got it like that. I, to nobody's surprise, do not have it like that. Can you play the recorder? I bet you could play the the recorder i could play a couple songs on the piano don't get it twisted i can play like peter peter pumpkin eater hot cross buns may have a little lamb i'll teach you a havenagila i'll teach you how when i'm up there in december dude what's the is it what's the training day song off chronic 2001 i can play the beginning of Still DRE yeah yeah I think that's just one note over and over again it sure is David

that's why it's not a hard one to play I didn't even think about it today I could have went and checked all the pianos like how does Still DRE sound on this one and then I could none of them would have got it either none of these geezers would have been like, I don't know, this is a catchy tune. What is it?

What is it? We're called people geezers now? Are you sure you haven't been to Europe? Yeah, what's going on? I've been thinking about Ali G since I picked Ali G the other day. Oh, yeah. I've been re-watching old Ali G's. Now, Sean, do you have any stand-up comedy

or other things you want to point people towards? Now, this is coming out two days before Christmas. January 6th, I'll be in Seattle at the Crocodile, but what I want to point people towards in the coming, now this is coming out two days before Christmas. January 6th, I'll be in Seattle at the Crocodile, but what I want to point you towards is being happy just about what you can be happy about in your life. I just got a rush of a good mood today. Like, I was just sitting here,

and I just, it happens a lot, but sometimes it's, like, very noticeable. That's that piano rush. And, uh, I don't know, I was just stoked. I texted you guys, like, hey, I just got a rush of being in a real everything just felt right and it normally does but it just like hit me like a wave so i don't know i'm just excited and this is fun i'm happy that we get to do this that's awesome yeah you surrounded by love i am but also come to the show in seattle that's also important but, which will be a room surrounded, uh, full of love.

You'll be surrounded by love at the crocodile on January 6th. Different than my previous January 6th. I'll be the one that does the joke this time. Different than what I was doing January 6th. Last year. I was going to, this time, Sean,

he's storming the Capitol Hill in Seattle. Yeah. A joke I have made the last six episodes and will continue to make. When I ask you how the show went the next time we record i mean if it ain't broke you know you used to have this super dope joke about the white house that uh i don't want to get into it now because i'm trying not to do political humor i feel like we all had to when trump was in office but well you gotta you gotta do what you gotta do i can't do it i'll cliff notes jackie i referred to the White House as the loony bin. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, yeah. It still gets me. It shook the government to the core. You know what I mean? It was speaking truth to power. Wow. It was lightly attended, the government. The government was very much.

It almost made its way into Succession. They almost put that in the show. It was so funny. They wanted to close the latest season of Succession with that joke. Are you guys watching? Who shot JR, by the way, on Succession? Anybody? It was Maggie Simpson. Oh, interesting.

Nice work. Yeah, man. Smoking gun in the pacifier the whole night. David Borey is here. He's back from Bolivia. The G is silent. Nowhere, but CoolGuyJokes87 on the Instagram. Yeah, I only have Instagram,

and you're lucky I have that, you animals. Is your holi... How do you find an Instagram? Do you like it less or more now that you're off Twitter? Well, when I was in Europe, I deleted it from my phone for the most part. I like that. I think I like it more, I guess.

I don't like any of it right even as much as i look at it incessantly i don't like it i don't like the way it makes me feel about myself i like the way that makes me feel about others but like you know it's like you gotta have somewhere to say the shows you're doing right i guess i like it better without twitter yeah i like it better without twitter you're doing better without Twitter You're not doing TikTok? I'm not doing any of it Nice I'm not responding to emails

You can't call me anymore You can ring my doorbell You might get a look at the blinds But that's as much as you're getting Paper airplane coming at you The only way you're going to face to face Is if you challenge me to a duel that's the only way you gotta go to his dojo yeah that's the only way you're gonna see me out of everybody i know you would be the least upset if i just like showed up unannounced and knocked on your door i feel like you would be that you'd

be like yeah come on in and chill you don't know what i'm doing well yeah where do you guys stand on a pop-in i don't i don't particularly enjoy a pop-in there's about 20 people that i'm doing well yeah where do you guys stand on a pop-in i don't i don't particularly enjoy a pop-in there's about 20 people that i'm stoked on everybody else can hope when i got when i was younger and i had a ton of roommates it never really mattered because it was like also a party but now it's like a limited way i don't i don't love it anymore though though. I got five people who I'd be okay with, and three of them are on this. Yeah. Here's the thing. If you do not live in my city,

and you do a pop-in of any time, of course, that's crazy. That's even crazier, because I couldn't see it coming. Yeah. But that's fine. Or you're staying in my house? How big is this pop-in, right?

Right. Honestly, and I say this with love, anybody currently in Portland who does a pop pop-in it is unwelcomed i live with laura anybody else in this city shoot me a text yeah and that's on the set right there it's when uh my friend karen runtowski got me an apartment back 100 years ago in LA across the street from her. And she said, I will help you get this apartment. It was very cheap. It is 450 bucks a month, off-street parking, one bedroom, and no poppins.

Awesome. I respect it. And we are friends. She's like, just tell me. You know, I'm'm over there i might be doing yoga you don't know i might be all bendy and shit you don't need oh you guys were like sharing a hall like you were in the same bill i got you across the street from each other like seinfeld i get it i got you yeah like she was the the they owned one set of apartment buildings on one side of fulton and i was on the other side of Fulton. Gotcha.

Yeah. Boundaries are a blessing. That's a good thing. And a nice boundary. I don't mind a boundary. Yeah. Love a boundary. That's one good thing about cell phones.

Like, I have a buddy who he'll be like, hey, because his girlfriend works around the corner from me. He'll text me like, hey, I'm going to see Abby. I'll be in your neighborhood. You to hang out perfect perfect even if it's like hey i'm i need 30 minutes or more or like yeah yeah i know anything less than 30 minutes i'm like come on man yeah yeah and it's agreed we all agree we're old yeah we've all established that we're old four keys turned all i never like to pop in this is not a this is not a recent development for me no i remember like when i was first getting to know you i remember seeing a couple pop-ins at the ash house and you'd nobody could tell but i could tell because we were hanging out all the

time i'm like oh he's not digging it because you know ah it's happened a few times where like people pop in and i'm just and i can feel myself getting like what are you doing here i get through the day i set up in my head a series of labors and rewards for said labor and if it gets disrupted it's tough because when you're like i was even if you're just like i was gonna microwave some burritos and watch an old episode of curb your enthusiasm and now i'm gonna feel like a dickhead if i do that because right you know i'm not gonna make you any burritos and maybe you don't want to watch curb and what are we doing yeah now i gotta talk to you i don't even turn my brain on i don't i don't like if i'm in my home and the door's shut and i'm alone i don't

i don't want to say anything to anyone no i'm not ready for it right right also sometimes you might see me tweeting sometimes but i haven't returned a text those are different parts of me yep yeah fair enough yeah you know yo that's put it on my tombstone those are different parts of me yeah don't like don't like feel like you could activate because you know i'm out here. No cross-platform. I remember when that was a new thing, when it'd be like the green light that said you were active on Facebook or something, and then people would text you and be like,

it says you're active, and you're like, come on, what are you doing? No, don't look at the green light. Yeah, Farrakhan, man, no way. Cannot. Yeah, different parts of me different parts just i'm literally just meandering around so i can say the same thing at the door like praying to god nothing happened like no knocks at the door the party that wants to send out like a joke on twitter or something like that is different than the one who's gonna be like yeah i guess i can make it to your karaoke birthday party. Like those are, sometimes I don't want to put my brain there and I do want to come to

your karaoke birthday party. That Twitter joke is two minutes of engagement. That's not an afternoon of YouTube and pizza. Right. Yeah. It's, it's, it's more like work where you're just like, I got to plug this. I got to. And plus if I'm on my phone i'm i'm probably

making some clip of some podcast or some damn thing where i'm trying to figure out how to caption stuff and uh i can't talk to you while i'm i have to re-listen to this horrible 30 second of me but it did it and i gotta find i'm the same way i have a very simple brain that's capable of one, maybe one and a half things at the same time. Right. David Borey. Are you, do you have any dates coming up or are you keeping the holidays off?

What's the, what's the, what's your deal? I, I, I know I, it's just like local Denver stuff that I'll put on Instagram. I don't have anything crazy.

I'm going to be in LA maybe the first week of January, but I don't know yet. But no, no dates. No, no, no, nothing. I don't think my first club dates till February. I don't have that piece of paper here. So no dates. Stay tuned for that.

Yeah, just local stuff. I'll be around Denver. Come see me. Jackie Cation is joining us. Here I am. Jackie Cation on Twitter. Jackie Cation is joining us. Here I am. Jackie Cation on Twitter. Jackie Cation on Instagram across platform. All the platforms.

You have many things going on. You're very busy. You have many places to direct people's attention. Right. Yeah. I'm not going to, like I'm hanging out with family. Yes. Until about the, you know, I'll just be doing LA stuff.

And then I'm going to spend 10 days in New York City. Nice. To the 20th. Going to do the 16th with Laurie Kilmartin at the Bell House. Fun place. That'll be super fun. Big time talent in that room. Big, you know, super fun.

We've all seen Kilmartin kill. She's just like, It's a surgeon. Happened on the Late Late Show that I happened to work on just the other day. What a killer. What an absolute killer. Just a murderer of stand-up comedy. You can't say it about yourself,

but that's two murderers right there. Jackie Kay is an absolute murderer. A row of them. It's going to be a fucking massacre in the bell house. It's going to be the bell house massacre. There's going to be a Wikipedia page about it. Say your goodbyes before you go. Make peace with your God.

Yeah, come on down the 16th of January to the bell house. And then I'm just going to hang out in Decessa, New York and remind people that I exist. and then I'm just going to hang out and do sets in New York and remind people that I exist. And I'm going to work on my, my, my late, late show set that I've, that I've submitted several versions. And he's like, very close. Now, if you could just marry these two and I'm like, I, uh, yeah, I'll look into it. Yeah. He's at Ryan Williams as a hands-on producer. He's great. It's he's, he's got, he's, I love a clear cut. This is the part I like. This is the part that isn't working for me. And I like this other thing and not that I'm like,

yeah, just, I will put the things you like in a row and I will practice those things. And, uh, I can't wait to see you in the, uh, in the studio.

That's great. Yeah. Super fun. And yeah, I'm just, I'm doing the road like a crazy person until July. Might've been an error. Gentlemen might've been an error.

Nobody liked lockdown like this one. Huge fan. Huge fan of the sitting around. Hanging out. Hanging with my husband. Good. I like him. It's all turns out.

That's clutch. That's clutch. I had a big, I had a big adjustment back to collared shirts was a big tough thing for me after a long time heavy it's heavy on the neck yeah it's like i i can't live yeah oh i am wearing the most given up outfit in the whole wide world with the sweat pants of the sweatshirt and i mean this is this was sweet this the zoom business is for the this is this is golden I got jeans on I got jeans on because I respect all of you but that's okay that's all right I'm wearing Crocs

you got those Crocs yeah my Euro Crocs they are denim proof of denim are they light jeans? a lot of people don't know that that's what that band stood for was proof of denim uh and you've got you've got uh the dork forest a fantastic podcast that's been going for a while now right 16 years everybody amazing that's dope you're all welcome

to be on it of course if you got a dorkdom, you want to, uh, we'd along on this week's episode. I needed one because I've been so busy doing everybody else's podcast to push the special. Uh, I was like, I just said to Andy Ashcraft, game designer, husband,

all around good egg. You're a dork. Let's do this. And so he told me he ran five Sandman LARPs. I'm going to say that again. Those are, those are sentences those are words that nobody understands five sandman neil gaiman sandman larps different larps like with groups large groups of people 40 people 40 to 60 people in every larp we're talking 90 92 94

and then 2003 uh and they were based on different segments of Sandman. The first one was Something Amiss. It was The World's End. The last one was The Wake. And he played LARPs before LARPs was a word. They invented it. Him and his buddies invented a version of LARPs at UCLA in the late 80s called LIGS. They called them LIGS, you guys, L-I-G, Live Interactive Game.

Okay. And then a buddy of theirs came and joined their science fiction club. That's right, Heba and Women Haters Club. They had a clubhouse and everything. They were eating honeycomb. That's a reference to a Dana Gould joke. Okay, so they're doing live interactive games, and this guy comes from MIT. He's going to grad school in UCLA, and he's like, we call them LARPs.

And they're theatrical LARPs. So MIT started LARPs. And they're theatrical LARPs. So MIT started LARPs? Maybe. A lot of things, Zeitgeist came, maybe, right? That was the original East Coast, West Coast beef right there. Yeah. That's it. Ligs versus LARPs.

Live action role playing versus live interactive gameplay. Ligs versus LARPs. And the weirdest thing is that, so like now there's this whole thing with larps where there's boffer larps which are called combat larps and then there's theatrical larps and all of his his friends do theater so is that not with like the big clubs and stuff right it's essentially when he when he when he called when he told me about it i was like so is this like a like a um a costume party with game mechanics because he's a game designer and he goes yeah that is exactly what it is that is an excellent

description and i myself have been in two larps that was my question based on sesame street we went as burton ernie. I was Bert. But my favorite thing that happened... Wait, did you guys fight? No. Well, we were rattled off. You know, we were snarky. We did snark. Okay, yeah. But he's done, like, he did a Venture Brothers LARP with his buddy Scott, where they

played the two henchmen. And the costumes were amazing. Yeah. And then the other one we he ran us five or six episode larp at our house and yard and garage based on the television program deadwood oh shit and it was epic i thought larpARP, for some reason, foolishly, I always thought it was like a combat situation. But it can just be playing out anything. Any live action roleplay. You could just be chilling, doing an episode of Deadwood.

Well, those are tabletop RPGs. Because the live action, that is actually a costume party, as far as I can tell. Right? that is actually a costume party as far as i could tell right that is actually a costume party as far as i can tell right our very own super producer marissa does cosplay which is i think larp adjacent if not larping itself is that right marissa yes that's true i like to cosplay i don't do so much of the larping because i'm not great at acting or improv but a lot of cosplayers get really really into character and it's a lot of fun to watch it's it's a real nice venn diagram and marissa if you ever i don't know because andy has a game that he has been it's in

beta but it's called the hero instant and he needs cosplayers uh what you do is you create a superhero hero uh character it's dnd but superheroes right and you create a character i'm in two of his uh playtesting games right now one i play uh mrs kitz, the meddler. I have psychic powers. No relation to Lenny Kravitz. No, no relation. My husband Abner. And so I am the biggest busybody in the world, but I'm also in charge of HR. And yeah, it was ridiculous. And the other other one what is the other one i'm uh oh i'm dr quetzalcoatl i uh you're gonna have to say that one more time dr what quetzalcoatl the aztec god yes yes i am an archaeologist i was excavating something in central america and i received the powers of quetzalcoatl here's the thing nobody'sed. I'm also a middle-aged white lady.

And the people of that community are like, well, this is, why is this asshole taking this, taking these powers? And you're like, fair enough, fair enough. You know where. So I have some guilt, but I'm also trying to use my powers for good. And, uh, and we live, uh,

and that is set on Monterey, up the coast. Yeah, beautiful. Great aquarium. Yeah, great aquarium. It's near Monterey. And then the other one is set in my hometown. Andy has written in South Milwaukee, Wisconsin, The Factory. And we work for what was The Factory when I was a kid.

That's now a Caterpillar or a John Deere or something like that. But it used to be called Berseris Eerie. Anyway, but we're the resident superhero team for Berseris Eerie, which is called something else. That's rad as hell. Yeah, that's awesome. It's super fun, the Hero Instant.

And if you like tabletop RPGs, I would go to the Hero Instant because it's free. You can download character sheets and everything and play it yourself. I think we have a lot of people who listen who do get down like that. I hope they check it out.

I hope they also get down with your new special. Tell the people where they can listen to or watch that even. It's called Staycation. Do you get it? I don't know if you guys know this, but we were home for a long time. And it's like a vacation, but you stayedcation. And then my last name's Cation, which is, and I named it that.

And I thought it was a little hacky. And then I was like, no, it's kind of epic. And because also I live in hope that people will pronounce my name correctly. It's a great backdoor to that. It's a great, it's a great. Who's saying it wrong? It says Cation. It's a great backdoor to that. It's a great... Who's saying it wrong? It says Cation. It's pretty phonetic.

She has... This was the introduction the other night. She has a great new special called Staycation. Please welcome Jackie Kashian. Kashian? Oh, I didn't know that. Come on. On the looking at it, I get it.

I know it. Maybe I knew... Staycation. They said Staycation right. Yeah. Yeah. That's the hard part. at it i get it i know i guess maybe i knew they said staycation right yeah yeah right because it's stay and then my last name k-a-s-h-i-n to be fair i didn't get it when you told me yes like i didn't get it for about two minutes after you said it the other day and that was not getting patient uh yeah right because you're not getting stuff sometimes. And the art on it is a Denver guy, Jeff Tice, right? Oh, yeah, Jeff Tice.

We love Jeff Tice. My favorite Australian. Oh, my God, that's right. He's too attractive to be as good at art as he is. He's too attractive to have killed as many kangaroos as he has. He's going to hate that I said that. Have you guys eaten kangaroos? It's kind of delicious.

I know. It's good. It's real nice. It's a little, it can be a little gamey, but if you get a Michelin star, you just, when you're out in the middle of Australia, I had some of the, it was like beef bouguignon, but made with kangaroo. And it was delicious. We haven't yet been invited to Australiaralia's pearly shores but one day

we will grace the turquoise everybody from perth though who did dm me and say they would come if we did a show there all right welcome to perth we're coming dude i'll go perth is awesome i uh yeah i't been there since 2005. Very sad. We can't, we've never been. So you got a leg up on us. We're coming. If the people in Perth can watch staycation on YouTube,

uh, uh, everywhere. So like, if you go to, uh, it's all down from Spotify. Cause Spotify,

uh, there's some sort of terribles. Uh, I asked for, I believe four cents a spin instead of four hundredths of a cent. So they've taken everything down. I have five albums. They're all free streaming on everywhere else.

Pandora, Amazon, Sirius XM. Oh, YouTube. I think YouTube has all of them. And, um,

and then I'm going to get hard copies cause my dad's 84. Nice. So if you need a coaster, uh, eventually go to jackiecation.com buy yourself a cd or a dvd but right now it's streaming everywhere and the and youtube has the video for free just youtube google staycation jackiecation my name is ian carmel at ian carmel on twitter at ian carmel on instagram at ian carmel on a at Ian Carmel on Instagram at Ian Carmel on a Jewish American Airlines app, which I'll be using tomorrow to fly to Chicago to hang out with my effiance, Dana Schwartz's family. You know, they call Chicago the windy city.

You know that? A lot of people say that. Yeah, yeah. You know, they call it that not because of the wind off the lake, but because the politicians were so full of bluster. Some hot air back in the day. City of the big shoulders. Big shoulders, too. They back in the day. City of the big shoulders. Big shoulders, too.

They used to call it the city of the big shoulders. Hot beef. I just wanted to talk with my friends. I got some hot beef. The last time I was in Chicago, I believe David Borey was delivered a Chicago-style hot dog with absolutely no toppings on it. Ugh, what a bad day. No, that's just a hot dog. There's no style there. Oh my god. We were on tour.

I love a Chicago-style hot dog. I genuinely do. I do too. I was very excited. David Post made it a hot dog and forgot to add the toppings and it just showed up a naked hot dog. Two $20 naked hot dogs. As though they were for a toddler. But

shout out to the fan in the crowd who then got us hot dogs. Eternal shout outs to him. Oh, eternal. Yes. Yeah. Man, I love a Chicago dog. Me too. It's bright green, relish for no damn reason.

I like that color green that it looks like it's not supposed to be food it looks like the cubs are wearing their saint patrick's day jerseys like a weird pickle and then there's like some bright red ah i was there about a week and a half ago two weeks ago and i was with kyle canane a chicago native and he i get back to the airbnb and i brought us back some chicago style dogs i gave him his and he was just he was looking over my bag like just wide eyes and i was like what's up man he goes i'm just excited to see what you got and i was like i just got ketchup and mustard and he was so disappointed ketchup and mustard uh-huh he was and he was so bummed out he's like what i'm bummed out too you didn't

get the coleslaw i got nothing it's remember that from from even the woman i got it from was just like what why are you paying eight bucks for this and i was like i'm starving it's here do you not like a chicago dog i don't like a lot of stuff man i don't like relish i don't like onions that's true we have we have bigger than fair enough yeah i don't like john is a painter whose palette has only a few colors, but he still paints beautifully. It's like when people tattoo in exclusively black and gray. It's still beautiful, but it's prison style.

Yeah, I get like a noir dog. And that's just real simple. Does that dog solve murders? Anyway, I'm done. It wears a crunch coat. It wears a pull-down fedora, but it looks okay in it. It murdered my hunger, I'll tell you that. Anyway.

I have nothing to promote. Watch the Late Late Show with James Corden, where I am the on-air sidekick. Watch Sex Unzipped on Netflix, where I've made some jokes. And listen to All Fantasy Everything. And then hopefully we'll have some live dates soon. I think we will. I think we will have some live dates soon.

I think we will have some live stream dates. I think we will have some live. I can't wait. Stream dates soon. I miss, I miss being next to you guys. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I just miss doing this live. Absolutely. I mean, I do.

One bit, my friend. I know. Yeah. You don't like Zoom? What a new take, dude. I don't mind it.

I really don't mind it because at least I get to see you, you know, like that. I look at like every week I get, this is like, I get to stay in contact with my friends, which I feel lucky about, but I just miss being with you. Pheromones, man. You miss pheromones.

Yes. We are not gathered here today to cavil over our friendship, but also and primarily to fantasy draft movie scenes that we wish we could watch for the first time all over again. Jackie suggested this. This is a great topic. We've done a lot of movie stuff before on here,

but never anything quite like this. Nothing that's specific. Super specific, yeah. Yeah, I love it. What gave you this idea? It was part of the... My first one was an idea that you guys couldn't have picked.

They didn't even hear it yet. Here you go. Oh, okay. Go for it. Let them know. Romance novels. Oh, like Daniel Steele? I couldn't have...

Yeah. I was thinking last night I was sitting here like, boy, I honestly don't think I could do that with any sort of authority no we have to go off covers yeah yeah which you know that's a good way to start that's what they're saying that's a good look at that guy he's got a cowboy hat on a no shirt who doesn't want in on that i like i like it when he looks like he's driving a machine yeah dude anytime there's wind man i'm a wind guy i'm a wind and a open white shirt guy i would have to

do the dreaded backwards walk of looking at movies i like and then trying to act like i've read the book which is yeah that's just not a dangerous game the truth comes out yeah this is better anyway just because uh i think i've i've been on a bunch of podcasts lately and I've talked about Bridgerton I think three times. I can't do it anymore. My fiance's forthcoming YA novel, Anatomy, A Love Story has quite a bit of love in it. Keep your eye on that.

Isn't that coming out real soon? It comes out from when this drops about two weeks, maybe three weeks. Oh man, how's she doing? I'd be so nervous. That's neat. That's really neat. I read it. It's fantastic. How's she doing? I'd be so nervous. That's neat. I read it. It's fantastic. It's really great. It's called Anatomy, A Love Story.

Awesome. Writing it down. Check it out. I'm looking at our bookshelf because we're getting bookshelves put in above our TV. There's going to be probably 10 books written by people that I know pretty well. How weird is that, right? Which is pretty cool.

You were close with Michael Crichton before. Everybody knows that. How close are you with your godfather? It's formalities here and there. And then he wasn't physically with me in the bathtub, but his words were. So I guess, yeah. Ah, that godfather line.

That's killing me, that godfather line. Dude, I took my first bath in the new crib last night. Anyway, I'm just letting you know. You took your first bath? Took my first bath in the new crib. Was it morning before school? Pretty sure I used a foot soak as a bath soak, and it wasn't a good look. You know what I mean?

I'm not going to tell anybody. Get away with it. Anyway. as a bath soak and it wasn't a good look. You know what I mean? I'm not going to tell anybody. You know. Yeah, it was tough. Anyway. This is the only way people are going to find out. And you freely brought it up. Yeah, I'm fun. I'm bad.

Now, the way we determine the order of this draft is with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you. And we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Sean wins again. So, Jackie, the way you guys cancel each other out because you both rock, so the odd person out wins. Okay.

Sean is on the hot streak. Sean, not traditionally, I mean, a winner in many aspects of life, but not a rock, paper, scissors on the podcast. But he has been on a hot streak. Has he been going? He's been on a streak, dude. This is the third one in a row. Sean Jordan has the winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

Before you do that, I will remind you. It's a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question. So I was reminded. I had a real good example today. You know, around Christmas time, you get those popcorn tins that have the three different kinds of popcorn in them. Yeah, you get the regular popcorn, the caramel time, you get those popcorn tins that have the three different kinds of popcorn in them.

Yeah, you get the regular popcorn, the caramel corn and the cheese popcorn. So serpentine draft is sort of you go one way, you linger for a second and go back the other way. And it's a lot like one of those. You take some cheese popcorn and then you go to the regular, which nobody wants in there, but you take it anyways. And you're like, that sucks. And then you go to the caramel corn. You're like, caramel corn is great, but I want cheese popcorn. Before you go back, you have some more caramel corn. Then you stop by the regular corn again,

just to do it just because it's there because you feel bad. Because I don't like that getting, I don't like it staying higher than all the rest of the corn. So I just try it. Then you go back to the cheese and you're like, man, cheese popcorn's fantastic. I want some more caramel corn. But before I do that, I'm going to have some more cheese. And then you just kind of go all the way back until somehow the caramel and cheese are gone

and there's like three gone of the regular popcorn. Basically what it means is if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Thank God. Okay. It always kills me when someone's looking at me like, how is that making sense to you sean

with that in mind what will the order of today's draft be man david oh david bory jackie jackie cation me cation available now sean jordan and then ian ian carmel hot corner i got the hot corner there two picks in a row. Yeah. I'm interested. I kind of want to go first. Oh, I see. Okay. Well, you can't go first.

David's going first. You just... No, I just split. Yeah. You did that to yourself, and you did it because you're nervous about what we're going to pick. I know, dude. You want to make sure you're not doing anything silly. You got to believe in yourself.

I put my vest on all the time with you two. Believe in yourself. I don't think... We're going to get to David. David has the first pick, though. You gave it to i don't we're gonna get to david david has the first pick though you gave it to him but we're gonna find out what that pick is right after this short break from our commercial sponsors who we love so well this episode of all fantasy everything is brought to you by schedule 35 now microdosing is an absolute game changer i have never heard a bad word about it and like like we said, this episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Schedule 35,

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only the three the way we're doing it they don't need anymore we're handling the business what's the point of covered you don't have the mental space people we got it covered bro we got it covered David Bore you have the first pick in the movie scenes we wish we could watch for the first time all over again draft what will your first pick be? this is really hard for the first one

cause I have like a classic and then I have a classic in my heart but I think I could get the classic in my heart last round so I think I'm gonna go with the a classic and then i have a classic in my heart but i think i could get the classic in my heart last round so i think i'm gonna go with the classic of the world i wish i could watch uh the first rocky training scene again oh isn't that like the first montage that's like credited as being the first montage right what that's like credited with being like the first montage like that like the first i think it is like the first movie training montage i think that's the one i don't remember seeing

one in casablanca so i'll give it to him i don't remember seeing casablanca oh dude you should watch it yeah i just watched citizen kane for the first time the other day anyway that's not the point that's not the point we don't want the point. We don't want to say pics. We won't say pics. We won't get into the details. We won't get into the details. But watch old movies. They're classic for a reason.

They're really, really good. They're so good. The first Randy Monta, is that where he's beating up the side of beef and everything? It's where he's running through the streets of Philly. And then the kid throws him the apple. And he does the stairs. And he's shadowboxing at the top in front of the thing. It's just like every time I don't.

Those movies are good or whatever, but I'm watching it for that. Yeah. Every everyone I'm watching it for that part of the movie, especially the first one. And then the one with Ivan Drago. What's that? The fourth one. Yeah. Yeah.

You're not watching the Rocky movies for like the dialogue. It's not like riveting. Yeah, I'm not watching it. With the relationship with his girlfriend? Yeah. Him stalking Adrienne, I'm not watching

for him unintelligibly bothering her. What are you gonna do? Open the door. I'm not, that's not what I. I'll give it to Rocky. They did not,

because he tied the first one, right? He didn't win. He did not win. I read the novelization. Good on that movie where you're like, they didn't do what you thought they were going to do.

How did they write Rocky's dialogue in the novelization? Is it like unintelligible? He's like... It's actually better. It's actually much more intelligible. He's an eloquent man when you read it, when it's in literature. He went outside with a fountain pen and wrote it in the rain

he's uh yeah no it's uh it's all his heart it's it's written there it's got a nice picture on the cover my parents wouldn't let me see it so i read the i just took it out of the out of the out of the library wow what a way around that your first experience with rocky was the novelization yep so i knew he didn't win yeah yeah that's amazing what a what a conundrum as a parent to just be sitting like well jackie didn't sneak out to go see rocky like everyone else she knew she she read the book she still did something she wasn't supposed to it you know it wasn't the the quality of the movie that they didn't like it was the fact that they didn't want to see it. Remember, I was a child.

That's the kind of parent I'm going to be. We're not wasting our trip to the movies on that. No, that's not the movie I want to see, is what my stepmother said. You'll be seeing East of Eden tonight. You'll like it. Valley of the Dolls. Let's bring this.

We're going to see a platoon, seven-year-old. I mean, that's classic watching the rocky movies like watching a bunch of really great music videos back to back to back to back and it feels like because those montages are amazing the fights are amazing and you know it's fun to watch sylvester stallone talk i like to see a dumb guy punch some meat yeah he was so charming he was so charming in the first rocky and most of the rockies he was pretty charming guy he's a movie star he also does this thing that i don't think i've seen a dude do in a movie since where he just has like a racquetball and he's just like standing there

bouncing it and catching his gimmick you don't see that anymore no it's you know what else you don't see anymore that i loved in the movie Jaws was sort of the secondary layer of conversations that's going on in the background of every scene. Oh, yeah. You're just like, that made it feel like I was really there. I mean, that shark did not look real. No. It didn't need to. But it did not need to.

It didn't need to. The scene felt real. It seemed real. It's like a Robert Altman-y kind of thing, too. That happens in a lot of Altman movies, where there's a ton of other conversations happening. And it feels life. Rocky, Sylvester Stallone,

I forget what the movie won three Oscars for, but it's... Best picture, screenwriting, and... An actor? Score? Because he shares it with Orson Welles. but it's Best Picture, Screenwriting, and an Actor? Maybe. Because he shares it with Orson Wells. They're the only two, I think, that have won three Oscars for the same movie or something like that. It must have been

Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor. That's what it was. And Best Original Screenplay? Wait, how many did it win? Hold on one second. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I don't give a fuck who's at the top. Get to the bottom, Playboy. Best Picture, best director, best editing

is what it won for. And it was nominated for best actor in a leading role, best actress, best actor in a supporting role for Burgess Meredith. Oh, yeah. And Burt Young. And then best writing screenplay. Maybe I'm fudging up my facts.

What year is it? Is it 76 that it came out? 77. It came out in 76, so it was the 77 Academy Awards. That's it. I think my stepmother was like, I think it's too soon, but I think she was like, we're going to go see Star Wars. Oh, yeah. We're not going to see Rocky.

And I was like, all right. Hard to, you know, if it's either or, it may be the right choice. Solid pick, my friend. It's time for you to make the right choice, Jackie, with your first pick. Now, talk to me about, with this thing, is it I'm supposed to go top of the, like my

favorite? Well, you're putting your list together and there's different strategies. If you're afraid other people might take your pick and then you can't get it, maybe you take something sooner than you normally would. Maybe you have a favorite like David that you're pretty sure nobody else is going to pick that you can get later on. Well, let me tell you something about this list. Nobody's picking

these these okay we'll see i don't know i don't know there might be okay i'm doing it roger rabbit oh he's helping bob hoskins saw saw the handcuffs off my favorite line of the movie you guys know it he's he pulls this robert grabber pulls his hands out of the handcuffs and holds the box so that Bob Hoskins can saw easier. Oh, yeah. And Bob Hoskins finally stops, looks up and goes, could you have done that the whole time? And Roger Rabbit says, only when it was funny. Oh, man. You're right.

I love that. Yeah. Damn. That love that. Yeah. Damn. That's sick. If I got a big show, I always watch Roger Rabbit. That scene at least before I do a big show. That's fantastic. Did you read that book?

I did not. That movie, I've watched that movie a hundred times. I got that movie. It's so good. And depending on how old you are are there's so many different ways you can take that movie like i remember when i didn't know patty cake was sex i was just a kid and i was like who gives a shit i remember thinking that like why would he give a shit and then you're like well that's that's cartoon sex so he's just she's committing adultery and he saw it you know what

larping do you know what sex is in larARPing? Pinkies. Pinkies? Yeah, linking pinkies. Oh, so you... Just like real life. I was going to say. Is that so the wedding rings can touch? It better be. I don't want to go to hell. What a great way to establish rules in a fictional universe. You know what I mean?

I can do things, but only when it's funny. He's truly only capable of it when the timing is right, right? Right, right. Because he's a toon, man. He's a toon his whole life. And he just goes for the gag. He can't resist the gag. It's such a fun thing.

Shaving a haircut. He goes nuts. Yeah. That movie is so good start to finish yeah it's it's like i mean i guess now maybe it seems possible that you would have warner brothers and disney characters in a movie together because maybe like one of them owns the other now but like uh at the time that's wild yeah it's like a night nike and Adidas made a shoe together. It's crazy that they were in one place at the one time. Shout out to Bob Hoskins, by the way. For real.

I mean, just fantastic. Eddie Valiant, dude. What a fun name. Eddie Valiant. That's such a great name. Yeah, we've discussed Roger Rabbit twice in the last, I think, two weeks on this. Let's keep it going. Yeah.

Kyle was telling me, Jackie, he was telling me that it's, I guess it's like that movie was like a metaphor or whatever for the automotive industry kicking the cable car out of Los Angeles, which I'd never heard before. Oh, the B-plot on that thing. Yeah, the B-plot on that is so political.

Like it's, you know how like there's always like a political message that sort of the lighter the movie is, the deeper the political message is? Remember, Footloose, censorship is bad, right? And Dirty Dancing, keep abortion legal, right? I don't know how subtle that was. But neither was the red car, man. The red car and the gasoline and what's his name from taxi and and uh christopher

lloyd is that what the dip is is that what the dip is is that gasoline or no that's no no no the dip was just the dip but he was talking about how he his vision right his vision of hollywood of la was just highways and people pulling over and going to gas stations. And you're like mission accomplished. Yeah. Nailed it. They got that done. Excellent pick blue crush, blue crush,

the message of blue crush, uh, true happiness is found through, um, corporate sponsorship. Okay. I've always, I've always felt that way.

I've always felt that way. I've always felt that way. And that thought is brought to you by Pepsi-Cola. Yeah, absolutely. Pfizer and I have always felt like that. David Boyd, time for your first pick. No, what? Time for your first pick. I'm sorry. My list is violent. I'm sorry.

Oh, damn. Well, you know what? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go funny because I have know what you know what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna go funny because i have a violent list why don't you do whatever it is i'm going to but i just saw this watching fight videos at like a fast food restaurant so don't not don't not be you i do it's been getting worse it's get i have to like be like what are you doing my daughter's in my arms and i'm watching videos of fights at football games so i'm going to do this because i didn't see this on my list but it's definitely something i wish i could see again for the first time because the first time i saw it i was in the theater and there were about three movies that came out in a row that did this to me and i'm sure they'll come up on ian's list

lose change too yeah zeitgeist yeah zeitgeist um it's the scene in old school when will ferrell gets the dart in his neck i could see that scene that was great because when he did it sean william scott plays it perfectly because he will ferrell walks up in his bathrobe and he's been so funny the whole movie and he walks up and he goes what's going on here and he grabs the dart gun and sean william scott starts telling him about it he's like that could puncture the skin of a rhino from 80 yards away or something and then he just shoots it right in his neck and sean williams scott's just like yes and then when he goes you're you're crazy and then he goes the way he says fuck he goes you got a fucking dart in your neck you should probably take that off and it's like already phasing out and

when he just like ruins the birthday party also the sound that the dart makes when it goes into the neck is so funny yeah it's like unexpected he's like holding it and it's just like it floored me when it came out and you know i won't say the other movies but there were a couple movies in that era that when i went to the theater i was just like i hurt when i came out because i was the right age right for that all that humor to hit me right in my yeah i didn't think i thought i thought i didn't know anything could get funnier than i really did i really didn't either but that to me i would love to be able to see it again all of those kind of scenes man yeah yeah there's another one that's like second but i i can't pick

it i don't think because it's in the same movie but um anyway yeah will ferrell getting the dart in his neck and sean williams scott they just they're perfect with each other you think sean williams scott like hates ryan reynolds you know so close to the same thing i think he kind of took his corner a little bit ryan reynolds is just a little more attractive a little funnier just a little bit more and little all of it a little taller i never find ryan reynolds so that funny i i do i think he's hilarious i love love Free Guy. I love the Deadpools. I'm in. That's the new one is Free Guy? Yeah. It's essentially a children's Deadpool.

It's really, it's like a kid's version of Deadpool. It is outstanding. Why didn't he open with that? Well, Ryan Reynolds, he's got my romantic comedy fix covered. He can do definitely maybe just friends. He's great in that role. The change up he was even okay in. Anyway, yeah.

You like some of those mid-range rom-coms, dude. Yeah, I do. I'll run any of them, man. Any of them. Time for my first pick. The last time we saw this wizard, he had declared that a Balrog would not pass.

Yeah, dude. And he was pulled into an abyss, a chasm by a fiery whip. Yeah. And then we think he's gone. The movie is Lord of the Rings. I think the two towers. Two towers.

It's two towers. Two towers. Things are looking dark for our heroes. The orcs, the Uruk-hai. Right. They have never been more powerful. Which the Uruk-hai are so fucking scary, dude. They're scary looking.

When Saruman gets them out of that pit and they're being born. Yeah, it's awful. Do you like the scene on the bridge? Is that what you like? I'm not talking about that scene. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I'm setting up when Gandalf the White shows back up. He's up

on that hill on Shadowfax just like gleaming looking white now just like bright and they're like oh there's Gandalf and he's alone. But then one of the riders of Rohan comes out like not alone. I think it's one of the riders of Rohan right? Oh that scene. Yeah.

And then they just go like down there. It's like a steep hill and then Gandalf is like down there it's like a steep hill and then gandalf is like leading this charge with all these like horsemen like behind him and they just like go and meet the and like the orcs put out their like lances but then he shines the light and they're all you're talking the battle you're talking you're talking oh is that helms deep oh yeah helms deep i'm talking about because he brings the he brings the horns yeah he brings he brings the the tree people. Oh, the ants and stuff, too.

Yeah, I messed that up. But mostly horns, man. I just reread Lord of the Rings, man. Horns are terrifying. Yeah, but they come down that hill into the battle. That scene. I may have messed up the movie, but that one right there, where they just hit him head on, it's like... I remember seeing it the first time and like getting

goosebumps every single time the movies kind of blend together because I a little bit yeah always watch them all for I do three in a day if I'm going to do it right and then you're yelling to like when that happens you're just like yeah yeah like I and I

remember seeing it because those were back in the like midnight release days when like me my friends, Nick Manpay, not on the podcast, not in the studio, but he and I would go with our friends. We'd go see midnight releases and stuff. And I remember just being like, yeah, me too. Seeing that and just being like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Just like feeling like I would like. I wish I could do it tonight with Spider-Man, but I can't.

Oh, I know. I hear it so good. Me too. Me too. But yeah, that scene there. And those movies are full of scenes I'd like to re-watch, but that one, I just feel so like... Because I didn't... I hadn't read the books. I'd read The Hobbit, but I'd never read the Lord of the Rings books by the time

I saw this, so I didn't know what was coming. Really. Right, right. You were like, Gandalf is killed? What? And thenandalf is not killed well because spoiler alert because you can't predict those movies that well because they they do like the heroes lose a lot in those movies they don't ultimately end up losing but like people lose these battles there's so many battles that like they don't they don't all get one so when helm's deep's happening you're like are they gonna win or they're gonna

get fucked and they're gonna have to win in a different battle. It's very fun. And I'm going to stay kind of in theme with my next pick. That's right, back to back. Back to back picks. And I want to take these back to back. And it's a very similar moment. But it's one... This was the Gandalf

coming back of my childhood. It's in Star Wars. Some people know Star Wars A New Hope. You didn't think he was coming back of my childhood. It's in Star Wars. Some people know Star Wars A New Hope. You didn't think he was coming back. Things look bad for our hero Luke Skywalker trying to launch the torpedoes into the air duct on the Death Star

but he's got TIE Fighters close on his heel and who should return? But Han Solo, his good pal Chewbacca in the Millennium Falcon just like woohoo just blasting him out of the air and you're just like fuck he came back he came back

I remember being like a little kid just like jumping around the house in Beaverton Oregon just like because I was watching the VHS was the first time I saw it because like Myst the first time was in the theaters and they hadn't re-released it yet and i remember seeing that which started like i still love the star wars movies i still love all of them and like but that started like what was a very intense love

affair with like the star wars movies and toys and card game and role-playing game and like all that stuff but it was like that moment there where i just like just like probably the i mean harrison ford has so many dope moments in his career but that was probably like for me that's like the coolest movie star moment for harrison ford the coolest moment for me in the star wars movies just like one of the early examples of what like movies could make you feel you know like that kind of thing right because you're like oh he is a hero he is a hero he is a hero i remember just losing my lost my mind yeah you're like because you're like oh i fucking love i was rooting for you i was rooting for you and you bailed on him with your credits you know what i mean and then he comes back he cares about things deeper than just you know

putting the credits on the millennium falcon man it was like such a cool moment and i know those are very similar picks but like i want i wanted to get them both if i could dude they're fantastic though i mean yeah i don't you know i don't remember seeing and liking star wars until the prequels came out which is a weird thing because i remember getting into it until the prequels came out yeah like the phantom menace was because i was in like sixth grade yeah i was right in there my prequels came out my stepdad took me to all the re-releases of the originals and that's when i was like oh oh they did that's when it came out was right before the release of the prequels i remember that is yeah i remember it so much for those prequels. I know.

I liked them. I'm basic moments. I was fine. And there's, I, I total credit. I, if anyone was 11,

when the prequels came out, you get, you get to love those movies as far as I'm concerned. Right. Like I, I'm sitting there watching Phantom Menace starts crying. Literally the music comes up and I'm just like, oh, it's going to be amazing. And then I was 30.

So no. Yeah, not cool. I was like, it's not going to work for me. I think I was either in early high school or middle school. My brother pulled me out of school. And I had an older brother who was nine years older than me who like, he was how I got into Star Wars because he had like the, you know, we have like the Boba Fett and the ship toys and like Tauntauns and all that stuff from the OG run that he just had from when he was

a kid. And like, yeah, he pulled me out of school and we went to see him. And it was like, it was cool. I was like, yeah, I'll take i like more star wars man i'll take it big daddy worked at a movie theater and we i bet i saw the phantom menace a hundred times i'm just like yeah fuck it i'm in okay well i want to hopefully you're in for this next pick oh wait what oh it's a princess leia hot wheels character car. And that one's from A New Hope. And the Hot Wheels character cars are the car,

not the car that Princess Leia would drive if she drove a car, but the car that she would be. It looks like it. It's got her hair buns on the side. Oh, that's wild. Hot Wheels really is leading the way. And this is from Lando, which should have been called Lando, sadly. Because I liked...

It's from the early Han Solo movie that came out. This is him. This is Han Solo as a young man. And then this is A New Hope. This is Luke. This is just Luke. It might be actually... This is Return of the Jedi.

Yeah, that's when he's in the all black. And then here's my Mandalorian car you got. That's sick. Actually, this is Return of the Jedi. Yeah, that's when he's in the all black. And then here's my Mandalorian car you got. Oh, shit. That's sick. That's real dang. That's so fucking awesome. Anyway. Everybody listening, you don't get to see it.

Maybe Patreon members get to see it. Yeah, maybe they will. Oh, yeah. If you want to see Jackie's Star Wars Hot Wheels collection, check the Patreon. I will upload a video clip there. Oh, yeah. Grab the time code sean jordan time for your second pick my second pick it's uh yeah violent uh my second pick i was looking for

some twists some twists that i didn't see coming i wanted some of those on the list and for the second pick i'll tell you what john doe has the upper hand i'm going with the end of seven what's in the box the what's in the box scene do you remember that shit when you saw it you were like you because when you're like no way no no way i'm getting i have goosebumps you see this i have goosebumps right now because you're just like he cut off her head sorry if you haven't seen seven but and i never will but yeah yeah it's horrifying if if if you haven't seen it by now it's not the kind of movie you want to see yeah no don't go don't it's not you know it's but it's a bummer yeah it's like uh

early late high school early 20s like this is cool that's not even the that's the biggest shock but it's not even close to the biggest bummer in the movie no no not even close just when it sets in that you're like oh oh my God, he won. The bad guy won. He won this movie. This movie has a sad ending. Yeah, David Fincher was out here ruining dates. Yeah.

Yeah, what are you going to do after that? So you want to go get some coffee? We have that reservation. You don't want to kiss tonight? You just want to take separate cars home yeah man that that was wild because i i didn't see seven i don't know i definitely didn't see in the theater it was like by the time i saw it i was probably college and it was one of those movies where kids are like dude you haven't seen seven like you know we're going home and watching

seven right now when you don't have anything else in your life going on to where you can do shit like that and you don't need to sleep for like a week yeah because you put red bull and cigarettes that was college so it was a big uh i have a tv like you know what i mean like dvd player on the carpet i have nine dvds this is one of them come on over you can smoke in this apartment like that yeah it's preferred yeah yeah john doe man he had the upper hand he won that dude is icy with his murder plots is that i guess there's there's definitely other twists like that could be taken in this draft but that's for you probably that's your favorite movie twist yeah just you know brad pitt kills it what's in the box and what's in the box morgan freeman brad pitt just acting their freaking barrels off.

Dude, it's dank. Yeah. I like it. Excellent pick. Jackie Cation, time for your second pick. Wow. I wish I had something that was that creepy. I don't.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Do not. No, you don't. There isn't a lot that's more creepy than that. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go Casablanca. Yes. And Casablanca. Yes.

And Casablanca, French national anthem. Yes, La Marseille. I had that on my list. I've never seen it. I was definitely going to take it. Perfect. I've never seen it. I got to watch it, right?

Oh, dude. This isn't a spoiler. Talk about goosebumps, man. You would really like that movie, Sean. I'm sure I would. Yeah, I think you would. I just have never gotten around to it. I don't know why it's not long,

right? It's normal. No, it's not long and it's beautiful and it's funny and it's smart and it's got, it hits all the, there's a reason it's, it's, it's a classic.

She's beautiful in it. Oh yeah. He is. Uh, she's 19. He's Goonie Goonie looking. And, um,

but who's, who's he? Is it Cary Grant? Who's in, who's in humphrey bogart humphrey bogart yeah yeah humphrey bogart but he's so good he's i mean everybody's good i mean that guy's a movie star they're both movie stars yeah yeah all the gin joints one of all the gin joints in all the world yeah okay it's but it's like not even the greatest line that gin joints thing yeah there's so there's the there's, there's Nazis in Morocco and there's like,

it's an American. It was like an expat bar run by Humphrey Bogart. Who's like an American kind of thing. And there's like French expats because Morocco used to be a French territory, but now it's occupied by the Nazis and the Nazis come in to the bar and they're like, and they sing the Nazi national anthem.

Basically there's like three or four. There's not a bunch of them. And then all these French expats in the bar start singing the French National Anthem, Le Marseille, and it's like one of those moments. It's so good. It's when Humphrey Bogart picks a side. I'll watch it soon.

It's crazy. I haven't seen it. It's stupid. What's your favorite line in the movie, Jackie? Or the best line in your opinion uh wow that is oh that is hard because it's just like um it's the one where it is it is a famous line it's the one where you know our our relationship won't amount to a hill of beans yeah yeah yeah it's the big picture, right? It's the big picture line. That's the way. Yeah. It's so good.

You're getting on that plane. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, maybe you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday and for the rest of your life. That one, like... Yeah, it's so good. He needs you more than I do kind of thing, right? It's awesome.

Outstanding. I see. I like it. I i like it so bad boy y'all sold me y'all did it yeah it shouldn't have been a hard sell i really dug my heels in on casablanca i like that we don't have any Christmas movies. We're young. We're not as young. David, more time for your second and third picks. As it is.

Okay. My second pick is, so I went to the movies on Van Ness in San Francisco on Christmas. Me and a bunch of my roommates, we were having what we called Orphan Christmas. It was a great day. We snuck beers in the movies. And we all decided first that we were going to go see the new hit Jamie Foxx movie, Django Unchained. Oh, yeah.

And the scene where he whips the brittle where he kills the brittle brothers right before they whip his wife he like shoots the one and whips it was like it started as a like a low rumble in the crowd like everybody's like even me and my friends were like yeah yeah and by the time it's going the whole crowd in van ness at the AMC was just like, yeah! It was like the only way I can describe it is maybe some type of a racial catharsis. Yeah. It was insane. And to have that experience with that many other people. Is that like a, I don't know, Van Ness, were there like a lot of black people in the theater watching that?

Well, there was a lot of black people. It's just San Francisco. It's a very liberal place in general. And this is Tarantino? Yeah. This is on Christmas Day. I saw Pulp Fiction. That's the only one I saw. You saw it on Christmas Day?

I saw it on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas. I had it on my list. I'm not going to take it though, but my father and I, both Jews, we saw Inglourious Bastards in theaters. Exact same feeling. When they were machine gunning the Nazis' faces off, we were just like, yeah! Just like fucking stoked, man. You can't not.

It gets from your heart where you're just like, yeah. I got a scene in Black Widow like that. Anyway, go ahead. I got a scene in The Devil's Own like that. Sean's got a scene in Popeye's Fight 74 like that. In the name of the father. The chicken sandwich tapes. Yeah, so that is my second pick.

And my third pick all right i think for my third because i don't think any of my picks are gonna get taken i think for my third pick i'm gonna just like in the way of watching this scene and like i like feel stuff at movies or whatever but i've i don't think I've seen a scene where I like was just like heart torn out of my chest. Like so sad. I'm taking a world's greatest dad when he found his kid. Oh my God.

That's like, I don't know that. That's like one of the most amazing pieces of acting. Like if the world ends, launch that into space. you know that's something we did down here robin williams it was just like oh my god the way it made me feel yeah it was it was it and i feel that way every time i i have watched that movie but that first time it was like i just wasn't ready for it and man like i remember i watch it and it's like i don't know

how can you even do that i don't know how you can do that spoiler alert for the next like two minutes or whatever if you haven't seen world's greatest dad but like so starting now but he if you're not gonna watch he his son accidentally kills himself auto erotic asphyxiation yeah but it's a picture it's a picture of robin williams girlfriend at the time because his son was just this really terrible terrible guy like the whole movie his son was so so terrible and like his son was terrible to him and he comes in and he sees that his son did this but it's still his son died and just like the reaction to it and just the way he cried it's just like you got to really see it just for like as a feat of acting man it's damn it's like haunting in hints yeah it is wow it's like so fucking good yeah i

mean he was a funny guy but like you see that and that's like that's like a thing not other people can do you know it was it's really like extraordinary acting kind of moment yeah yeah it's just it's just like it's just it's yeah it's it was really got me just even thinking about it i just like feel like shaking but yeah so that scene in world's greatest dad it felt like he had some like when you see an actor go to like another place like where they're like something real is coming out you know yeah yeah and it was just like it was such a complicated it was so complicated because of the way that the kid died like it was just like such a difficult thing to be able to pull off. And it was just like really beautiful.

Yeah. Shout out to Bobcat. Right. Directed that movie too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So yeah, that scene. Excellent picks. Uh, Jackie. Oh my God. There's not a chance. Every,

every, I mean, what, what I'm going to say when shadow comes over the hill and homework bound. That was, I mean, that's a fucking beautiful scene. That's a hell of a scene. I cried.

Uh, but I got to pick, I got to pick what I want. You know, when the night that I, that I, I literally, do you ever see the end of, um, cinema Paradiso? No, I never seen it. Oh, I don't want to rule. I mean, the end of Cinema Paradiso, it's a beautiful movie. And the end of it,

essentially it's about a small town movie theater in this tiny town in the middle of nowhere in Soviet Russia, Soviet Eastern Bloc, right? And so the censorship people cut out every kiss, sex scene, innuendo, Censorship people cut out every kiss, sex scene, innuendo. And, uh, at the, at the end of the, I'm going to ruin it.

I don't know how to, I mean, I'm already half ruined it. So it's, uh, he gives them as a gift, all of those cuts. Oh, that's beautiful. So everything they've taken out of his movies, everything's taken out of out of all the movies he's he's strung them together he's put him he's he's spliced him so that it's just a montage of love kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss love love love love love love love it's adorable that's beautiful yeah matter of fact that's my pick i'm not even gonna yeah i think it's worth watching that movie yeah and the movie

itself is one of those movies that's that's that is so beautiful and it's also just like sweet and funny and it makes you mad you're like you get to meet people's parents you know it's like one of those things

where you're like oh I know that jack people's parents. You know, it's like one of those things where you're like, oh, I know that, jackass. Quit raising your kids like that. Yeah. Like, it makes the world feel smaller in a beautiful way because you're seeing this, like, Russian movie or whatever, Italian movie, whatever, that, like, oh, they have those people there, too.

They're like, we all live there. Like, yeah. Earth is round. I love it. Yeah. That is beautiful. Like, I shamefully have like only recently started watching more like foreign movies like stuff from like south korea and all that and

you're like i i don't know what i thought like i get and it's not like they'd be doing some different yeah it's more you know ignorant you know what i mean where i'm just like well our societies are so different and then you watch it and there's like oh no they're playing on the same universal themes like why why wouldn't why would love be different there you know why wouldn't this be a beautiful love story they're themes for the universe baby yeah it's a good reminder yeah we're all just exactly the world is round damn sean yeah gonna get violent again somebody getting glassed in a pub the world's gonna be bloody i'll tell you that it's i i was gonna go soft for a second but i don't think i'm going to

now say what you feel no i'll go soft so in uh in forrest gump this scene always always gets me it's still it it almost chokes me up talking about it but it's at the you know the end of the movie when the whole point of the movie when he's waiting on the bus bench he's gonna go see robin wright after years and years and years and he walks in and she slowly reveals to him that that's his son like when he gets home and uh she goes that's his son, like when he gets home. And she goes, his name's Forrest, like his daddy. And he goes, well, my name's Forrest. And then it sets in. And the part when he goes, when he's like choked up

and he goes, is he? And then she goes, look again with the goosebumps. She goes, he's like one of the smartest kids in his class. I am bawling when I see that. Because it's just like this guy who has such a good heart the whole movie wants nothing but the best for everybody sees the world with such innocent innocence and just like is solid good and wants to help people and like gives bubba's mom her due share of money millions of dollars and then at the end you're you're like, man, money is whatever. A human is a human.

And these basic things are what people think about. And that like, it just, I don't know. It's, I love it. I wish I could see it for the first time every day. Because it just makes me so happy and appreciative. And you realize like what matters and what doesn't matter at that moment. To him, he's a millionaire in that movie. He's rich, nothing. He doesn't have to worry about shit. And then he meets his kid and he's like, this is movie he's rich nothing he doesn't have to worry about shit and then he meets his kid and he's like this is yeah it's just such a human level you know what i mean bob zemeckis just chilling on the draft today second movie dude but yeah he's gonna come up again i bet too because there's another one people are kind of like jaded about you know what i mean like forrest gump to some extent, you're like, but it's, it fucking works,

man. Yeah. Well, there's, you know, there's like a bunch of the scenes in there where you're like, yeah, it'd be fun to see that.

But for me, it's just that basic. It's, it's, it's one of the most tearjerker scenes I can think of. And in a good way, like, no,

you know, nobody, yeah. The last 10 minutes of that movie turns into that piece of meat that Rocky's hitting. Whales on you, too. Yeah, man. So the end of Forrest Gump when he's talking to Haley Joel for the first time, I love it.

Oh, yeah. Great pick. Time for my third and fourth picks. Man, I got some. It's hard to narrow it down. I feel like a psychopath. I don't have a ton of violent stuff I had I mean it was the Hitler getting his machine face machine gunned off one of them

but so this is this is something that had I seen it I like what I don't if I watched it again now for the first time having seen all the movies I've seen since then I don't know that it would hit me in quite the same way but if I could go back to how I felt the first time having seen all the movies I've seen since then I don't know that it would hit me in quite the same way but if I could go back to how I felt

the first time I was in a movie theater a little 10 year old saw the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park yeah right out in the field and you see the you see the

whatever yeah like i already love dinosaurs i was into dino riders dino saucers like any dinosaur stuff did you ever read dinotopia i read dinotopia dude any dinosaur related business i could get my little jewish hands on snatch it right up dude and like when jurassic park came out and like the first time you saw it and like movies weren't really doing shit like that before you know none of them amazing huge pivot yeah i probably cried i don't know i'm i was 10 so maybe i didn't but like because i was shocking to see because you're

you're like okay how are they going to show me dinosaurs because you're thinking about like jaws and animatronic shit and then you see that and it looks real you watch it to this day and you're like those are dinosaurs those raptors are still scary still scary i know it's not accurate but it's terrifying yeah and so you know as i found out like different things you're like don't i don't care yeah you're right? You're like, don't. I don't care. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I think you're right. They're like, raptors were actually the size of chickens. Fine, but not in this movie. They were the size of chickens 70 million years ago, but not 1994. I didn't go to the science museum.

I went to the movies. Let me relax. Yeah, exactly. And I know the difference. Somebody asked me something about, it was could you how could you watch that or something it's like no i'm god i i know the difference between fiction and non-fiction i don't it doesn't have to be real yeah it's just got to be cool god gotta give people the benefit of the doubt of not being total morons like yeah like i know that i'm not and also how does it affect me i'm never going

to be like oh that's not a raptor raptors are the size of horses so you're not gonna be arguing over like your act scores at stanford or something being like wise it was in this documentary jurassic park maybe you missed it right i remember talking to some kid who was like i can't watch star wars because uh there's no sound in outer space and they have they make noises and i'm like what what that's the shit that used to irk me so bad when you don't have any friends if that's you're only hurting yourself i bet you're a blast at parties kid yeah the literalists i'm surrounded by literalists and so sometimes and it's a fucking movie they brought dinosaurs to life i'm already i'm already playing with house money nobody wants

to go to your event horizon themed slumber party. Stop. It's not a fucking documentary, dude. Like, chill out. Yeah, I hate that. I hate that. Right. Someone missing the point of District 9.

They wouldn't be shrimp people. And you're like, stop talking to me. Yeah, you got to go home. You got to go home. You can't be in here. We don't see movies together. Yeah. We can go talk about other stuff later.

We can go to the park, you know. But yeah, that's a great pick, man. That's a great pick. That's such a good. I have so many I want to take in here, but the next one I have to take to a moment, again, in the movie theaters, when I think I probably ended up

on the floor of the movie theater, which was watching the Jackass movies for the first time, and it was specifically the giant hand. Okay. Yeah. That was another one of those things. That was another one of those movies that I saw where I was like, wait, people can do this?

Yeah. You could just go around doing it? somebody gave these guys money to do this was fucking genius the the the the sheer luck that i could have been born at any time in the history of humanity in any i could have been i could have been any kind of different person but i was born in fucking america a boy when they were making the jackass movies i was fucking 14 jackie i think i was like 14 and like that is a crucible moment that is yeah i was riding the wheelhouse for me too and it's just dudes hurting each other it was like that's what i do amazing yeah that's what my me and my friends do we punch each other

in the nuts for no reason i ride my bike off all kinds of dumb shit yeah and there's these grown-ups doing it at the highest level like it was amazing laura had never seen it i just showed her that like four days ago the hand thing yeah and she was politely chuckling and i was like i would not breathing i was doing that thing where i'm laughing so hard that i thought she was laughing as hard as i was until i was like oh well i'm laughing hard enough if you haven't seen it it's a giant hand on like it's a giant spring-loaded hand that's hidden right in the door and as soon as one of their friends walks through the door they unload it and it like hits them really hard and knocks them over yeah and then they have them like hey will you bring in that tray of like

whatever yeah and soup it's like cakes or something cakes and then for some reason they just hit them with a bunch of flour so they get knocked over and then somebody throws a big handful of flour in their face and it's just it was so stupid ridiculous yeah ridiculous yeah pure unadulterated teenage mayhem and it was just like absolutely seeing it for the first time i think i was i was like i died and and then danced with my ghost and then my ghost re-inhabited my body like it was one of these things where i think like i know for me at least check s i was 10 years younger or older i wouldn't have have liked it. Not as much. No. I think if I was like 26, I'd have been like, this is dumb.

Yeah. I mean, there's a window when, if you see something, you're like, I, this, this is just me.

This is, I need to. Yeah. It was like being like somebody who loved weed and guitar solos. And you happen to be like 19 when the summer of love happened you know it was like that level of luck uh so those are my two picks sean joined time for your fourth pick i was it's funny that you bring this up because i was right in the pocket it feels like this movie was marketed to me specifically and uh it just so happens that we make there's

a running joke about this gentleman on this very podcast oh yeah but it's in the dark night and it's in the very first scene the bank robbery scene in the dark night when you finally get to see the joker the new reveal of the joker when he takes the mask off and he just goes simply makes you stranger and that's like the first time because there was all this lore about like holy shit there's gonna be a new joker that was a big deal and it's like it's gonna be it was the first i know tim burton had dark batman movies but this is like christopher nolan is like this is gonna be a dark tim burton had tim burton batman movies they weren't dark they were like a haunted house at a fun carnival kind of like you know they weren't like zing pow

you know they were like the dark the darkest we'd seen and then this one is like this looks like a horror movie from the trailer the difference between a haunted house and the people who work on a haunted house those levels of dark yeah yeah man i went to the theater it was one of those midnight where i'm like midnight i got there like eight o'clock spot in line uh no alcohol or anything just sitting there with candy talking to strangers all night being like you just hella stoked getting in there like got my seats waited in the theater for like an hour and a half before the movie even started just sitting there like yep i'm gonna see the joker and then you see the joker and it was so sick epic oh my god i was so pumped and that was the age i was i don't know

how old i was whatever age i was was exactly what they were writing the movie you did want to know how we got those scars i want every story he was spinning i was like is this really the one is this the one is this oh no he's just being a dick again that was uh the dark knight rises no that was the first one right first one first one was batman begins but then dark knight and then oh that's right i always forget about batman begins that was with ross ogle and um and the scarecrow but yeah the joker reveal after the bank robbery and also william fickner is in that scene i love william fickner as a character actor you were 26 when it came out yeah dude exactly probably like at nutty's every night that week talking everyone like dude see you

batman tomorrow dude the joker i like how i'm much older than i thought i was but yeah for me in my mind i'm like yeah i was like 20 maybe 21 no i was 26 definitely my friends had thousands of dollars in the bank but i was like i think i got enough money to go see the dark knight at midnight tomorrow they uh that was that scene was amazing because they were all wearing those same clown masks you didn't know who the joker was it was right so they show them in the they show the back of him before like walking into the bank and you're, and you're like, that's the Joker because he has the Joker colors,

but they're very muted. They're not like the crazy cartoony green and purple. It's like a real dingy purple. And like, maybe that's a green old army jacket or something. You're like, that's probably the Joker. And then it's just,

it's so fun. Yeah. I had the same emotion when I saw Mortal Kombat, and I was 30. Dude, are you talking about the new one? No. I love the new one, but the original one. The new one is so good. The new one scared the shit out of me.

I came out of playing Mortal Kombat Ultimate for like four hours at the Mall of America in Minneapolis. And I was just like, 30 bucks. And I'm like, oh! Mall of America in Minneapolis. And I was just like, 30 bucks. And I'm like, oh! And then I went into the movie and the guy that was the best player,

like, you know, you put your quarter up and it's 95, right? That was me. And he could win all of it. He was sitting right in front of me, losing his shit as much as I was. And how great Mortal Kombatat was we were like

when luke kane does his feet oh yeah when finally like at the in the in that movie when luke kane finally gets pissed enough to where the fireball comes out you're like oh he did it yeah yep i love it man i'm right i'm I was, when I saw it in the theater, so scared I had to leave by Goro. Goro's scary. And I was a little too old for that to be the case. Don't remember the exact age, but a little too old

for me to be leaving because of movies. I was 26. Amazing. Jackie, time for your fourth pick. Fourth pick. I gotta go back to my list here you know no no it's you guys have inspired me to leave the list because something that i laughed so hard i and it was it's claymation you know how much work goes into claymation so the fact that this movie was willing it's an entire day to put essentially it's uh it's wallace and gromit curse of the were-rabbit that's what it is i don't know if you saw it but there's a scene where the bad guy he's got a toupee he's lost his toupee. He fights his way out of, um,

cotton candy machine. And his hair is cotton candy. I stood up and pointed at the screen and just yell the word. Ha. If I could see that again, I, I was like, I don't think you understand.

That was an entire day or three days of work. It was so much work and it's so dumb and it's so awesome. I was like, that's insane. I love that. I love thinking about you're like, like a bunch of people had to work on that. I'm like, not candy hair for no reason.

And you're like, what is going on? The artist had to go to producers with like three different cotton candy options. Like which of these are you feeling? Yeah turning them down yeah like come on man jake seriously blue pink yeah yeah it's gotta be pink we gotta go classic pink i'm not feeling a swirl on that they had late nights talking to their families like i'm not gonna be home it's it's days i'm gonna be doing this for days. This is who you marry. And click.

Click. Yeah. Click. It was so freaking funny. They do such amazing stuff. Dana, my fiance, was telling me about Coraline when they made that and they have the dolls. You know what I mean? Yeah.

The claymation dolls. Somebody had to get tiny knitting needles because they she wears like mittens like that are clearly knit and had to like knit tiny mittens and like or tiny scarf or something like that so some artists just had to be like yeah this is my job today i'm knitting the tiniest imaginable pair of like clothes for this movie it's wild the dedication that goes into it yeah caroline was beautiful as well that was so gorgeous there's a lot of rich kids who were like fuck-ups but phil knight the founder of nike his kid matthew knight i think it's matthew founded a claymation studio because you just need a ton of money yeah he's like that only a rich kid could do yeah right exactly because

you're like this probably isn't a good investment i I'm going to start a claymation studio. Yeah, but good on him for being like, I'm going to do something with my tons of money. Did you guys see Fantastic Mr. Fox? Yes. Absolutely. I always felt like Wes Anderson in that movie really sums up like a successful Hollywood kind of attitude. Because every interview about that movie, it felt like he was going, oh, I hope you like it. You know, I got together with some friends of mine,

you know, Meryl Streep, George Clooney, over the weekend and we put it together. And I was like, no, you don't get to say that this is like it, don't like it. You put your heart and soul in that movie and we better like it or not. And you can be angry at me if I don't like it because it was so much work. Wes being all casual. Yeah, don't like it. Because it was so much work. Wes being all casual.

Yeah, don't be casual. So much work. Yeah. Clavation, there's no casual. You have committed. Yeah, you have committed. Leave that shit for traditional animation. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not prep and landing, which I also enjoyed. I don't know if you've seen that cartoon. It's good times. Disney Plus, prep and landing. I haven't seen it. Good show that cartoon. It's Good Times. Disney Plus, Brevin Land. I haven't seen it. Good shout. Yeah. Dave Borey, come to your four and then your final picks.

My fourth pick, I would be remiss if I didn't pick a feel-good one. This is one of my favorite feel-good things of all time. I've talked about it so many times on this podcast. I'm picking in the first sister act the first time the choir comes together and sings oh maria it is amazing it is jimmy it's so funny and then that woman with the tiny woman when she hits the like the hits the solo and she's like sarah finn oh my god and then the people come in from the streets and it's just like that's the point where the movie pivots it's just like i watched

it i watched it before we got on here to just make sure it still made me feel make sure you still love it the good feels yeah oh my god and then like yeah and it's just like it's still funny is uh it's so good it's so good yeah i i love that uh all the nuns come at the end with the casino scene that's one of my favorite scenes where you just see nuns everywhere they're so funny vegas yeah they're so everybody had chops in that movie everybody was so funny and then like yeah and that part specifically because you just seen them honking they were just bad yeah and then like and then they just like and then the one woman yeah she has that she the redhead she hits that huge solo and then kathy did jimmy she's just like right it's just so good it's just so good i love it yeah love it and then uh wait wait now before

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David Borey, fresh from a whirlwind tour of Europe, has taken the Omariya scene from Sister Act, and we're about to get to his fifth pick the draft already in progress fifth and final pick i am taking a spike lee joint called the 25th hour we're taking a man uh succession zone brian cox i'm taking the final scene in the 25th hour where he's driving edward norton to prison and he's like i could just oh when he when he taught when he like plays out what his life could be where he's like i could just take that exit and we could just keep on driving and we could go out west and i'll leave you in a town and you'll and it'll be tough but

you'll work hard because you're you're a new yorker and you'll never write again but six years from now i'll send and he just like builds out this whole beautiful life for this character who's just like live the whole because the whole show's like the whole movie's like the day before edward norton turns himself into prison yeah it's just like his life coming to a head and his friends telling him what they actually feel about him and blah blah blah and his dad just paints this beautiful picture of what it could be if he doesn't go to prison and then it like snaps back at the very end and they're just still in the car and you don't know if it happened yeah oh man that's amazing it's so it's so good i gotta watch that again man it's been years oh man fucking brian cox really that guy that guy

could really act his ass off yeah he could sling that thing around for sure he's so good he's really got it also succession i'm just now i've i've watched season two last week and i'm i'm on season three episode seven right now it's um it's crazy that i waited this long is one of the better things i've ever seen on tv it is so good i know it it doesn't need our help but it is it's so fucking good who are you guys uh who who's your who's your team who you're rooting for the feds no yes yes i'm i'm i'm i'm on i like the kids yeah like that's kind of my just because they were like they're just so fucked up they're so fucked up they're abused yeah but if you take a zoom out it's like brian cox did build this from the ground up and they're all just like, we get it now.

You know, they're very much rich kids and they do like a lot of cringy rich kid shit. Like when, uh, when Kendall like wrapped where you're like, Oh dude, I can't be on board with this saying, and then everyone's acting like they like it. And you're like, man, if he was broke and the way that the characters all kind of turned in season three was really interesting like you saw a new light of every but this is not a succession podcast my last pick 25th hour final scene when he builds a life for him outside of prison fantastic jackie cation your final pick i all of my stuff is light but it's that's all right that's good that's right right and that's i mean quite honestly that is how i'm living my life here i'm trying to you got not this in one year but you're all right there's plenty there's plenty of dirt bags in the real world i here's uh

uh, good to go with, uh, my favorite year. Oh, so good. Peter O'Toole. Yes.

Mark. What's his face from perfect strangers. Uh, the last scene. Okay. Yeah. Not Belky. Uh,

uh, the other one, um, not Fred Savage. What is that guy's name? Um, Mark something. Is it not? Oh, he's the? I thought it was Mark something, is it not? Oh, he's the straight man.

What is that? I can't think of his name. His name is Marklin Baker. There we go. Marklin Baker plays. And I just, that scene at the end where Peter O'Toole just swings in and the fight scene between the king and the and the and the thugs and the the mob and they're all kind of dressed because they're doing it's a sketch show yeah so everybody is dressed like the bad guys and um peter o'toole is he's the hero that he was supposed you know he plays that hero

and marklin baker that's his name isn't it? Marklin Baker yeah so Marklin Baker says to him right before that scene he says I don't need you life sized I need you bigger than that I need heroes

as big as I can get them and there's no way that you're that good of an actor. Inside of you is that hero. And then they go up and they're looking from the lights and the studio audience all looks up and they're just being murdered. And the guys in the scene calling the shots, he's like, camera two, camera four. That's so funny. calling the shots he's like camera two camera four and he and he just he picks up like a like a

just a a wire and he swings down like like tarzan and he comes in and he's but he's dressed for the three musketeers he's in he's in a different outfit i gotta see see this movie. It's great. It's about the show of shows with Sid Caesar. Yeah. Okay. And it's about live television and it's about the movement from movie stars

to TV stars and what live television must have been like. It's just, literally I watch it and I'm like, that, that is performing. That is. And Peter Toole kind of playing himself too in it.

You know what I mean? Because he was like a legendary drunk and like a, you know. Just a mess of a dude. A mess. But a hero, you know what I mean? Lawrence of Arabia. Like in the hero you know what I mean Lawrence of Arabia played amazing roles and like him kind of like looking back on his life and career and playing

himself exaggerated but not even that really exaggerated and as someone who has worked in late night and variety for the last eight years even though this was like depicting an era like 40 50 years before mine not too different from kind of what it feels like the showbiz parts like writers rooms and like putting a show on and

everything like that get her a set of tires uh there get get her a deal get a deal don't don't get her top line and it's so fun it's so funny too it's such a good movie such a good movie it's like uh the the the boxer from from the philippines who's his mom's new husband yeah yeah yeah and his mom and and the whole everybody in brooklyn coming to dinner because it's peter o'toole it's because swanny she keeps calling him swanny yeah you're like, stop calling him Swanee, mom. It's Swan. His last name's Swan. It's like, Swanee, you haven't seen your daughter?

And she just like jugular. You know, it was just, it's got, that movie has everything. And it even has old 1950s cars that are neat. Yeah, it does. It's a sweet ass movie is what I'm saying. You know what it is? It's a great picture. It's a great picture. It's a great picture. Hard recommend on my favorite

year. Great pick. That's such a fun scene. Sean Jordan, time for your final pick. I got to work Tombstone in. I have to. And the scene, it's my favorite. On every other day, Tombstone's my favorite movie. Okay.

So the scene from Tombstone, the one that sticks out, my favorite scene, and that I loved immediately, I love the whole movie immediately, but this one sticks out, is the OK Corral. Numerous reasons, but the tension is so high in that scene,

and it's the only movie really that's done it accurately uh that like because okay corral was a very tiny little fight i mean i know it was a gunfight but like a lot of movies focus on that and that's the movie but with tombstone it's the middle point of the movie and then the rest of it goes on but just the tension in that part of the movie is so star-studded and so real and it's just so subtle val kilmer and like thomas hayden church when they're like you kind of it's from the eyes up and you see val kilmer smile a little bit and then it cuts thomas hayden church and you see his eyebrows go up and you're like oh no and then it just goes off i love that part of the movie yeah oh my god that

whole fucking movie is aces to me but that part of that movie please give me that feeling again where I was just like oh love it oh man I want to just do all cowboy movies now oh yeah I was just thinking that there's so many ones that I really really like

I mean all of tombstone I could just pick every scene in tombstone did you see horse soldiers in John Wayne horse soldiers in uh john wayne horse soldiers uh it's civil war uh john wayne plays a union uh cavalry colonel so they're they're going through the south and they're they're going down to cut some lines right they gotta cut the telegraph lines and they're trying to be stealthy, but it's not really working. And at one point they go into this town and there's nobody to fight them except for a children's military school, a boys military school, which they turn themselves out in their marching band uniforms, but with their guns like taps, right? And they got their drummer and they're marching at John Wayne and his grizzled soldiers.

And his second in command goes, what should we do? And he's like, run, run. You're not going to kill a bunch of nine-year-olds, run. And so they just turn around and just freaking, and one of the sergeants grabs one of the kids and just starts giving them a spanking and it is an amazing i remember i just uh because there's a moment when you think they're gonna kill these kids and i just choke up and i'm just like anyway i have uh taken over this i don't think this game works. I'm so sorry. No, please. This is exactly how the game works.

Yeah, this is my final pick though. The final pick of the draft. I have 10 left on my list. I know I got so many. Yeah. Looking at my list though. I think I have to,

man, I'm kind of surprised there was a, there was a couple I thought you were going to take. I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm deep, dude. Shut up, dude.

I can't figure me out. Shut up. You pay me into a corner. I'll tap dance my way right out of it, dude. God, this is so hard. All right. I'm going to take a movie I just saw for the very first time two nights ago. A movie that as of the release of this podcast you can still see in movie theaters and a movie

that i think sure will be the first movie i've seen in theaters twice in i can't remember how long the new the remake of west side story is it was it that great so fucking good it is whoa so good not expect that i did not expect that so good and I love the original this one is I mean like you can't say it's better but it is you can't so good well it's a different production it's like going to the theater so yeah

it's a different production it's slightly different and it's like I mean it's newer cameras it's new so like and Spielberg is directing it he's directing his ass off and it is just over like it's so beautiful it's so beautifully shot and spielberg is directing it he's directing his ass off and it is just over blank like it's so beautiful it's so beautifully shot there's times when it looks like a movie from the 50s or 60s where it has that richness and like and texture to it and like the but the scene i'm taking is going to be the opening number the jet song from the from the beginning

of it on the way yeah when you're you're jet all the way? Yeah, when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. Now you were set with a capital J, my friends. It is so good. I could also have easily taken America. I could have easily taken Tonight. There's so many. Officer Krupke's hilarious in it. So many numbers I could have taken,

but that one, because it was like, it opens the movie basically and like it's just so good and the choreography it's new choreography it's not the same the original which was like legendary yeah it's new choreography but it's so amazing the cast is so good especially this guy who plays riff uh i forget the actor's name but he jackie this probably might not mean anything to you but he reminds me of our friend mike mulloy so much it's crazy if you guys see it you almost got one episode without mentioning mike mulloy sneaking him into the end but it like he reminds me of him so much but it's just like but a singing dancing mike mulloy it is it's just

so good i can't recommend it enough i can't recommend seeing it in theaters enough it is like it's why you go to the movies if you like musicals at all or even if you don't it's like it's not a thing you can get watching at home you know what i mean like it's still gonna be great but it's not it's not it's just like it really takes you away yeah it's a two and a half hour movie and like i feel like i blinked and it was over it's like that kind of thing and you've seen it twice in theaters i will i will going probably by the time this drops i will have seen it again but like i've seen it once in theaters i went the other night and i'm i think it's going to be the first movie i see twice in theaters that's a long time that's a glowing wreck yeah you sound like a 26 year old me at my 14th time watching the dark night that's right that's the final pick Marissa do you have a pick

yes my pick would be the emotional rollercoaster that is the first 10 minutes of Up oh my god oh man that shit was brutal did she just have a miscarriage that's what I said to my

11 year old niece I said I think that woman just have a miscarriage? That's what I said to my 11-year-old niece. I said, I think that woman just had a miscarriage. That is the saddest shit. I'm just like, what? That's how they opened it. They opened it. Yeah. Then it's a different movie.

It's an entirely different movie. Then it's a way different movie. But for like two minutes there, you're like, I don't think I want to watch this movie. Yeah. Amen. I don't think I want to be awake movie. Yeah. Amen. I don't think I want to be awake. It's all my grandpa. Yeah. Yeah.

That montage was a speed run for fastest cry watching a movie for me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I believe it. Good pick. Good pick. That's a great pick, Mars. To recap, David Bohr, you went first and you took the first Rocky training montage,

Django killing the Brittle Brothers in Django Unchained, the world's greatest dad scene when he finds his son, the Omaria when the choir finally comes together in Sister Act, and the final scene of The 25th Hour. Jackie, you went second. You took Roger Rabbit helping Bob Hoskins saw his handcuffs off, La Marseille from Casablanca, the final scene in Cinema Paradiso,

the Curse of the Were-Rabbit, the Wallace and Gromit movie, when he comes out with the cotton candy hairdo and the fight scene at the end of My Favorite Year. Sean, you went third. You took the tranquilizer dart scene from old school. The end of Seven. What's in the box? The end of Forrest Gump, when he realizes his son is one

of the smartest kids in his class. When you finally see the Joker, not finally, it's early, when you see the Joker in The Dark Knight, twisted. And the OK Corral gunfight from Tombstone, I went last and I took when Gandalf comes running over the hill in The Lord of the Rings,

Han Solo coming back in Star Wars, the first time you see the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, the high-five machine in Jackass, and the opening number, Jet Song, from the new West Side Story. We left a lot of amazing scenes on the board. So much stuff. I mean...

I drink your milkshake. Oh, yeah. The love scene from when Harry met Sally at the end, you know, when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody. You want your life to start as soon as possible. Oh, yeah. I picked Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah. when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want your life to start as soon as possible. Oh, yeah.

I put Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah. The balls. Mitch Murray sent me. Frozen 2, when Kristoff does the 80s video in the woods, when he sings Lost. Yeah. And it was, I laughed so hard because he shows up like,

it was like an 80s video where he keeps popping up next to different trees. And I was like, the hell is happening? Yeah. It made me laugh a lot. I enjoyed that movie. The pistol whip scene in Goodfellas. I mean. Oh, yeah.

It's like so fuck. When the portals open in Avengers Endgame and everybody comes out. On your left. On your left. Pretty fucking amazing. I mean, like, you know, I'm not as into superhero. I like them, but I'm not, like, as into them as some other people are. But even in that scene, I was like,

fuck, yeah, let's go. I was like, in, in. Albert Brooks in Defending Your Life when he's at Meryl Streep's hotel and he says, come on over to my hotel. We can paint it. That's just a... Albert Brooks, man. That guy rules.

Who's funnier than that guy? God, what else? Oh, the Americana in Talented Mr. Ripley when they're in the jazz bar. Who called Americana? It's so fun. The Reveal and Parasite. I'm not going to say which one in case people haven't seen it, but you know the big one. Oh yeah, I picked Angela Bassett burning that guy's clothes fun the reveal and parasite I'm not gonna say which one in case people haven't seen it but you know the big one

oh yeah I picked Angela Bassett burning that guy's clothes and winning the exhale oh yeah I had the matrix bullet dodging that was so fun where you're like oh man that was really kind of cool that's what's going on are you guys excited for the new one yeah I don't know I need you guys to let me know

if I am or not I love everything it looks pretty cool speaking of this was the last one I am or not. I love everything. It looks pretty cool. This was the last one I'll say. I have to mention Fiddler on the Roof, the opening scene, just on account that I'm me. I have to mention the Godfather, the denouncing Satan scene. But the one I wanted to say, we were talking about the prequels earlier for Star Wars.

When Yoda fights Count Dooku, all of a sudden you see active Yoda. Yep. Oh yeah. All of a sudden you see like active Yoda. Yep. Yeah. I got pretty hot. Cool.

We had, we got that off a fucking Kazaa and watched it. Joey's house like a million times before the movie. Did you see the heat with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock where Melissa McCarthy is climbing through windows and over the physical comedy on that thing. I lost my mind. Yeah. She's amazing. I've been riding with Melissa McCarthy

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