All Fantasy Everything - Movies About Bands (w/ Doug Benson, Sean Jordan & David Gborie)

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

Youuuuu, doing that thing you dooooo, listening to us draft a bunch of movies, about musical grouuuuuuups. Sean, David and Ian are joined by comedian Doug Benson to draft Movies About Bands!We're celebrating our 200th episode with a livestream! Tune in to the AFE YouTube channel Sept 5th at 4:00pm PST. We'll be live drafting followed by a Q&A. Come hang!Guest: Doug Benson @DougBenson IG: @youdontknowdougSponsors:TRICO: Go to wipers123.com and use promo code ALLFANTASY at checkout for $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Hims: Go to forhims.com/allfantasy5 for your free visit.Advertise on All Fantasy Everything with Gumball.fm.Support the Show:Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Deck yourself out in some merch at teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that fantasy drafts everything in the entire world, from movie fights to words that make you sound smart. Today, we're drafting movies about music, because our guest is Doug Benson. You may know him from his very popular podcast, Doug Loves Movies. Well, today, so do we. With me, as always, are my co-hosts, Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get to it. welcome to another all fantasy ever well another all fantasy everything

keep it another episode of it for for sake i don't know sean asked me if i was doing okay and now i'm like am i doing okay i don't want to get in your kitchen I felt like a dick ever since I said that you weren't acting weird or anything at all I just checked I don't know making sure I didn't do something you know how apologetic I am what could you have done

he's trying to stay out of your pantry get in my pantry dude that's what I want that's what's ironic Sean's pantry is a bunch of spray cheese and confetti. Can we invite some strangers over and have a barbecue? You don't know which can is which because he takes the labels off. It doesn't matter. He takes them both to the face.

They serve the same purpose. Damn, you guys lighting off all the fireworks already. It's not even dark out. Either way, he's getting a mouthful of excitement. That's right. David, my mother doesn't listen to this podcast okay no i've asked her several times to do it cal keenan and kelly jordan yeah you guys are dying in the mom's demo i mean it's carmel listens. Yeah, my mom's a big listener. Oh, yeah.

Sarah feels mixed about it. Apparently, she didn't think I smoked that much weed, to which I said, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. You, I don't think. Oh, you thought I just loved Snoop Dogg and not responding to you quickly come on lady you knew what this was as someone who's kind of stopped smoking weed i can tell you they're responding quickly doesn't i mean they're not responding quickly sticks around yeah i gotta work on that i thought it was the weed it's not the weed no it's not the weed. No, it's not. Sean will tell you.

I get back fast. It's a personality problem that I need to fix. It's a character flaw is what it is. I catch that. Speaking of Sean, Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Mel Jordan on Instagram. I'm right here. Sean, as you're listening to this this recovering two weeks later from a vast hike

yeah man 40 miles on the mountain it'll change a man doug i just went on a 40 mile backpack trip across mount hood what do you think of that i thought you were frozen. I know, I love that. You could not have been frozen. You could not have been like, had a less of a, I don't give a fuck look on your face. I never bothered him anyway, dude. Yeah, hike all you want, man. It doesn't affect my life.

You're right yeah happy you made it and i'm sorry you're gonna be you know very sore right is when's the when does the soreness kick in i think i feel pretty good i think today's the sorest day this is two days after technically when we're recording this and i'm i'm doing all right i don't know i feel more alive than ever i did the mountain changes a man i'd like to think he feels more dead than ever yeah i tweeted this so forgive me for rehashing but did did you see a buck no damn dude we didn't see anything i told you guys we saw it doesn't sound very dank at all then it was not dank there was no buck and it wasn't dank it was both buck and dank in the truest sense of both of those words. Except for seeing a buck.

That'd be the truest sense. You didn't actually encounter either of them. That would have been buck. You don't want to walk into some dank, man. You don't want to see wild dank out there. That'd be buck and gnarly. Not up there. The dank. That sounds like a cryptozoological figure.

The dank. It's a zine I used to publish in san francisco mostly trash mostly just pictures of trash yeah i would i subscribed to it i bought it at powell's dude in a room you're not even allowed to go into yeah we were big on people who had recently unionized yeah that was kind of our scene all of san francisco sean other than a hike dude what's going what the fuck dude nothing man still uh we went shopping for a kitchen table i tell you that no queen yeah man it's either gonna be basil hayward yellow or midnight blue and then whatever color it isn't i'm gonna take for nicknames everything they used to call me in junior high school.

Yeah, I'm already calling you Midnight Blue a lot of the time behind your back. Yeah, you call me Basil when we're wearing a tux and then Midnight Blue when we're out, you know, doing Midnight Blue shit. If we're ever solving mysteries, call you Basil a lot of the time. Sure, I'll take it. Just so you know, you can talk whenever. Yeah, you don't have to chill. If you're just not feeling compelled to talk. I'm just thinking about all these great colors

these tables could possibly be. I know, it's a good way to hook new listeners. It's a nice way to zone out. Hayward yellow. It's really, yeah, I'm just like, what kind of yellow was it again? Hayward. Hayward, what is that?

Is this named after a guy or something? Seems like an earthy dark yellow is what I would say. Another one of my nicknames. Earthy dark yellow, yeah. Hayward, it tells you nothing of the color. You learn nothing. Yeah, people do that. I mean, you know, by the way, where did like Heather come from?

How does that mean like faded? Oh, a Heather green? Oh, a Heather gray. Oh, I don't know, dude. Some girl named Heather who liked to fucking pop bottles. I think a name like Hayward yellow is like saying hey you don't know enough about colors to worry yourself it's just not actually yellow so yeah don't worry about it if you're thinking straight up yellow that's not this like maybe google it you're missing the boat

if you want just yellow yeah that's not this a lot of places will invent their own colors too i hate that the fuck are you gonna do it isn't arby's red it was red before that yeah it was red you know that don't don't do that to me do not try to tell me that that is horsey sauce white yeah yeah different i've seen a picture of my grandma wearing that white in 1948 arby's red is the specific kind of amount of books I've read. Like there's Well Red. There's Midway Red and then there's Arby's Red. Arby's Red is you know all the specials. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got them off top.

I know when seasonal stuff is coming back. I've read every piece of literature there is on the Smokehouse Brisket combo. Yeah, I wouldn't call myself Well Red, but I am Arby's Red at least. You know what I mean? I'll let you know when i get to del taco red yeah i'm not stupid it's just like i'm not you know uh there it is david david borey is here as well hey joke 77 on instagram the g asylum on twitter that's me how are you doing man i'm feeling good man i've uh How are you doing, man? I'm feeling good, man.

I've, you know, I'm just in the house. I've been going to the beach a lot. You know, just out here trying not to die. Absolutely. Absolutely. Same. Been working so far. The last time we checked in, you had eaten a lobster.

The time before that, peaches. Anything else planned on the horizon? Since then, I combined the two. Not what I not what i wanted okay yeah i'll buy that yeah probably go back to the other old you know how drake says oh she missed the old drake oh don't tempt me i'm the other way she misses the old david he was the one who didn't meet mixed lobster with fruit that's yeah yeah that's like mixing certain kinds of liquors you shouldn't mix lobster with fruit yeah kiwi and scallops on the other hand sure that's delicious is it really are you fucking around i believe you i believe you i believe you i don't think you've ever lied to me so i'll take that yeah kiwi and scallops it's delicious for eating together

doug benson kiwi and scallops doug benson is here at doug benson on twitter uh doug benson on instagram as well right yeah no i'm i missed instagram i like when i signed up for it i thought oh i'll just give myself a silly handle because this isn't this thing isn't real did you miss you for sure and yeah so i didn't get my own name uh it's you don't know doug that's right yeah you know i think if you type in doug benson it comes up pretty fast i don't think i'm that hard to find but it's still i bet they'd get to you still annoying i like people like people have the quickest access possible who's the person out there with doug benson is it another doug benson or is it just

somebody out there front and like they're you oh it's russ hedgecliffe yeah fuck that guy oh i said it i said it so you don't have to doug i'll be your soldier out here i appreciate that david you're speaking in riddles by the way did you guys see the new batman trailer you know i didn't know i haven't seen it yet so isn't, is that a riddle also? Mainly talking to Doug. Did you see it, Dougie? I did. I glanced at it. I turned away pretty fast.

Why? Because I, well, because I'm going to see it anyway. I just like, I still couldn't help but wanting to see, you know, Pattinson in the thing. He looks good. And then I was done because i once they started going and then this is all the stuff that's gonna happen like okay great oh yeah i don't need to know that i'm good are you not a trailer person do i know that about you like okay i do not uh i avoid them entirely except for after a movie comes out sometimes just out of curiosity i see let's see how the trailer would have ruined that one for me do you guys feel can i ask you guys i don't want to make you guys uncomfortable i'm

an open book do you guys feel like there was nine inches i feel like trailers and i'm gonna kill you it's been coming along go to your house and i'm gonna kill you bring it on you fucking dickhead whoa i got used to this side of shot i'll bring it i'll bring it off i'm gonna talk to david like he's shane for a second doug's only seen me get mad at shane come talk to me like i'm shane i got some starch and an iron right here i'll fold you up boy i'm like that for you don't worry about it we did we did doug loves movies and doug was like i've never seen you be mean to anyone i was like yeah shane will bring it out to anyone i'll hang you in your closet in my closet only wear you when my mom comes around you know what i mean don't worry about me i'll fold your i'll fold your clothes

with your body still in them you keep talking to me like that i'll kiss i'll kiss you both on the cheek tenderly the point is do you feel like movie trailers have gone down i miss like i watched us i watched both the sister act trailers yesterday don't worry about what i'm doing it's cool how can you not you gotta watch them both because once you've watched one then you gotta get back in the habit yeah exactly ladies and gentlemen what i'm doing over here. He's been to San Francisco. But the point is, I think that movie trailers have gone so downhill. So downhill. Well, a lot of them started doing that, like, Inception semi-truck horn noise,

which I thought was weird. I want an old school, like, she used to be a Vegas singer. Oh, yeah. Now she's a nun and she's black or whatever they said yeah yeah i don't think that's what they said that was roughly it i think they led with she's black especially the second one because the slogan was whoopee is black and back to the habit, too. It was black in the habit, too.

That was what she pitched. A lot of people didn't like it, but I was like, hey. She's fun. She would have more fun. If Whoopi got to name her movies, they'd have better titles, I think. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it would have been called Jumpin' Mac Flash. If you guys are familiar.

I did a Whoopi deep dive yesterday patrick swayze did you know her and ted dancing used to get it on oh yeah yeah that's yeah that's one of the main things i know if i want to do a bar and her and ted dancing are in there i walk back out i go to the atm i get a thousand more dollars yeah dude by a lot i'm gonna be here all night we just saw him at the roost playing hold the line or something yeah i'd be there oh my god i don't think ted dancing likes toto and i don't know why i think that but i don't think that whoopi does though whoopi knows toto yeah ted dancing hates them because he also knows toto yeah he probably went out with rosanna yeah oh yeah rosanna that's why they wrote the song he met her in africa anyways who's next

don't worry about me don't worry about me dog you i mean we know you from so many reasons. You were wonderful in the motion picture documentary Super Jaime as the voice of Bane in the Lego Batman motion picture as well. I don't think I've been telling any tales out of school by revealing you did that voice. No, it wasn't a secret. Getting Doug with high, and of course, your podcast, Doug Loves Movies. Look at that. I'm doing all your promo for you.

How do you like that? I mean, this is an awful lot of stuff. People should be, you need to turn this off and go check out all that shit. Well, I mean, you can give it another hour. Wait until we're done. Wait until we're done. But then immediately go check it out. Do you have anything else you'd like to point people towards?

How are you doing? What are you doing right now what's going on oh you know my days are filled with making cameo videos for people and uh yeah i've managed to keep out to that keen say maritza i'm making cameo videos for people that aren't asking for them though that's the difference that's a wonderful gift i think i think you, especially like if you don't have any money to spend on a gift, you should make a little video and tell them it's a cameo. Yeah. And, you know, and then maybe charge them, maybe send it to them as a gift, but also charge them a few bucks or say that you say you take tips. You got to word it in a donation.

And at the end say, you know, hey, happy birthday. And I take tips. I got you half this cameo. Yeah. You got the other say, you know, hey, happy birthday. And I take tips. I got you half this cameo. Yeah. You got to get the other half though. The cameo website, I just, it's a treasure trove of like any given pseudo celebrity that's on there. When you click on their thing, you just don't know because it says how many reviews they've gotten so if it just says one review that means that they've only they've either only had one customer or out of all the people that bought videos from

them nobody bothered to rate and review so uh it's really it's quite a mystery what you're going to get when you click on somebody saying you're like oh this person seems like they do a lot of no i i love it i paid the yodel boy uh three omaha steaks to congratulate ian on his new house it meant a lot to me it meant a lot to me i didn't know goods and services were a part of the uh i didn't know you could barter for it we're on we're on barter town cameo well yeah that's the that's the cheap chinese equivalent it's cameo but you know you can really you can you can really move some meat on there there's a lot of there's a lot of people on there i traded latrell spree

well uh 15 starter jackets to uh to read to read me all of brokeback mountain but doing different voices was that a book did i miss that no it's a screenplay Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was no Brokeback Mountain book, just because I was going to tell people to impress them, but I need to guarantee it right now. It was called Brokebook Mountain, dude. It was, you tell people that. Oh, you're messing with me. No.

Okay, I get it. You're messing. Okay, no, it's cool. Enter Linda Cardellini, and he had to read the whole thing. Enter Linda Cardellini. Her name is Linda Tortellini. Don't be like that. Cardellini, David.

I think the book was called Two Chaps Went Up a Mountain. Yeah. A chappy good time. A hillside chappy good time. The two chaps are what they're wearing. Yeah. They both have chaps on.

Four chaps, really. Yeah. I only like movies that are titled about what people are wearing. Sister Act 2, Back of the Habit. Yes. Inception. Yes. Wait.

Robocop. There we go. He's wearing a Robocop outfit. Devil Wears Prada. Yeah. There we go. That's it. Also, Col good yeah oh good yeah oh good oh good you double book two that was super Jewish oh good colors oh another one has been thought of oh good oh my lucky stars i am ian carmel addy and carmel on twitter addy and

carmel on instagram uh at ian carmel on jewish colors mostly blue mostly white what else is going on with me oh watch the late late show with james corden where i am now off to the side making uh humorous comments from time to time they should call you rimshot they should well they call you your name but like i would you when they kick to you it just feels like you should have like a cool like what's bullet think about this yeah yeah what do you think rimshot like maybe i'll wear a yeah maybe i'll get a like a uh like a suede jacket with rimshot on the back of it have Have them call you Aloysius. Have you been reading my diary?

That was day one after I moved to Hollywood. Hey, diary, everything's so strange here. Maybe I should. Yada, yada. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One day, I know I'll have a suede jacket that says rimshot on the back of it. But let's just keep that between us for now.

All right, I had another pitch i was gonna say you could your name could you could be called pando uh just to put like kind of a fun mascot for the pandemic oh yeah oh i like that pando you know if i'm gonna do pando though i'm gonna do a last name like i'm gonna be pando fettuccine or marlon pando something like that i'm saying you know what i mean pando fettuccine or marlon pando something like that i'm saying you know what i mean pando fettuccine or john pando pando hydrochloric well yeah pando espresso pando exactly pando calrissian the young european mogul pando ferrari the family doesn't accept him but he's a part of it oh but fuck but the but the but the molly scene in ibiza absolutely does accept oh my god now i know where i get all right ibiza kept calling it sorry about that

pando espresso is the only place you can get the rare delicacy orange spaghetti dude it's the one which is really just spaghetti with marmalade yeah i've been making it at home but you know they hated when i they hated years ago now they'll love it what about uh how about uh the pandalorian oh that's what i like pando that's what i like hello pando yeah dude oh yeah i can wear calrissian i'm wearing a mask already oh you said pando Calrissian. I'm wearing a mask already. Oh, you said Pando Calrissian? I did. And I said Marlon Pando, but nobody cared.

No, that's true. Nobody cared. I heard Marlon Pando, but I was distracted because I ate a bug. How the fuck have I not known about that for the last 15 years, my friend? What's that? You can do a Marlon Pando impression. Oh no, just that one time when that outtake from Apocalypse Now where he says he thinks he ate a bug.

Yeah, no, I'm just saying. I only can say that one part of it, I don't know. I ate a bug. I ate a bug. Let's face it, I ate a bug. I ate a bug. That is rad. That's all you got to do man just watch the late late show it's easy catch it on youtube i don't know get our numbers up what i'm not gonna tell you

what to do i'm not your doctor i will be after i finish the second year of medical school but that's it there it is we're not there yet now we are gathered here today not only to talk about uh pando calrissian and the uh orange spaghetti caper uh a pilot that i'm currently working on but also to draft movies about music so these can be biopics these can be fictional are these movies about music or music is about movies about bands movies about bands i guess movies about bands and by guess. Movies about bands. And by bands, you mean... I'll make her dance. You mean $1,000 stacks. Yeah, stacks of $1,000 bills.

We were talking about, when we were climbing the mountain, I kept saying, like, we're at six racks instead of 6,000 feet. Oh, did you climb a mountain recently? I didn't hear about it. You'll hear about it a lot more, my friend, because I fucking hiked 40 miles through the wilderness, alright? You deserve it. And we were calling them racks. You didn't have to. We couldn't bring it up.

How many wild animals did you see? We didn't see any bucks. We didn't see any danks. We saw a few chipmunks, and that was kind of dank, but not that buck. Did you get up close to them? The chipmunks? Yeah, they're pretty calm. We got a couple feet away from a couple of them. It was nice. They're cute.

They're real little. They're like the size of an iPhone. Did they mistake you for... real they're real little they're like the size of uh like an iphone did they maybe did they mistake you for did they think you were jason lee god say it again will you say it again please will you say that again did those fucking chipmunks think you were jason lee oh no they didn't but they were like i gotta get close to the star of my name is earl wait a minute is that fucking jason lee oh you guys stop. Is that mall? Is that mall rats? I made a joke,

but like, I do like that show. My name is Earl. A lot. One of the Jason Lee was one of the best backside flip in the game. When he was a pro skater, he was a pro skater. You used to say that about me though.

Yeah. And I'll sit, but you know, I say things to people when they're not around to all the girls. I mean, everybody knows Sean is a mall rat. Yeah. Don't you say say don't you say it what are you doing that i had a dollar for every time he's yelled at me it's a schooner oh you don't get chocolate covered pretzels yeah he loves his dog and he loves his ma. Yeah. Rushmore Mumford.

Wait, no, he's not in Rushmore. He's in Mumford. Is that what you're going to name your first kid? Stealing Harvard. Hype Williams presents Stealing Harvard. Hype Williams presents Stealing Harvard Jordan. Spike Lee Jordan. I'm going to be the first actor to star in a Spike Lee point.

This is my son. Hypes presents stealing harvard jordan and i want him to get as many minutes as everybody else on the field god damn it i don't care about skill this isn't a game of skill it's a game of learning how to play david when you're in the spike lee point is he like does is him is him just saying back me up on this and then you come in and just sort of back him up on it in my head he's just like crooklyn yeah you know he talks about the knicks and i'm like i don't know i don't care about jeremy lynn i was a nuggets fan it's a whole thing okay yeah yeah charles oakley might come up i get it have a tumultuous relationship it's rocky road over there yeah yeah yeah that's how it's only the only time we'll fix that i think 100 i imagine 100 shout out to msg the flavoring not the basketball venue

monosodium glutonate i don't know what you did to our bodies but we appreciate it i don't give a shit about the knicks now we're gathered here today not only to not give a shit about the Knicks. Now, we're gathered here today not only to not give a shit about the Knicks, though that's every time we do this podcast. Which we don't. Which we don't. We do not give a shit about the Knicks. I don't know why I said that into the camera like anyone's going to watch this. You do.

But we don't. We don't, bro. We don't. I got to get outside more. I am pale. What happened to my once majestic butterscotch skin? That's not the color you want your skin to be uh i want your skin to be butterscotch more than almost anything i've ever wanted

butterscotch carms dude butterscotch caramel oh we're gathering movies about bands bandos dude abandoned houses where they make uh crack cocaine and sell cocaine uh no my list doesn't change yeah mine either it's pretty i got a couple i got a couple crossovers on there it's the same list the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors played between the three of you and we throw on shoot so here we go rock paper scissor shoot oh oh your boy your boy over here when's it dude what'd you get what'd you say seance oh tight dude jason lee and seance used to uh i just thought sean was gonna rock out

he usually does rock out he gets rocked up for every one of these podcasts i've been rocked up yeah i've been rocked up since one o'clock dude yeah with a boner he's got a boner it's an endurance boner he's a long distance boner dude i went to redondo and got a boner i've had a boner since we were in redondo dude brando got a boner in redondo brando got a boner in redondo i'm alarmed yeah a combined age of god knows what I'm there. Got a banner in Redondo. I'm alarmed. Yeah. A combined age of God knows what.

I'm alarmed about my Redondo banner. Brown. Sean, as the winner of Rock Paper says, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. Before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft and what does that mean excellent i'm not doing it i'm not doing it i'm holding out i want him to say it now change the whole game i want him to say it now you want me to say it this is how i win wow what is it and what is the serpentine draft great question oh it's like if you're hanging out with your friends and then you're at a picnic yeah and you see some things at the picnic you go to a picnic in the park you were

like let's get some middle eastern food that's right so you have some baba ganoush over here and then you have some kalamata olives pitted over here and you go to the kalamata olives and you're like oh man these are delicious you eat one and then you eat another one because they're pitted so you feel like you're not getting as much food and then you're like these are delicious but let me go hit this baba ganoush and then you hit the baba ganoush and you taste some and you're like oh this is good let me hit the baba ganoush again this is all right and then you go back to the pitted kalamata audit olives and then you do the same thing back and forth for a while okay basically what it means is you pick fourth in the first round you pick first in the second round uh i have some follow-up questions uh

are you eating the pits of kalamata olives on normally oh i'm sorry are you the cops no i'm just trying to come at you like i come with sean every time but yeah as i've said on this podcast a lot i'm the cops sorry everywhere else there's no follow-up questions that's just a cop thing yeah everybody else just takes it like journalists they don't follow up it It's just police. Well, all right. All right. Nothing to see here. All right. No further questions.

Sean, now that you understand what a 17 draft is, what will the order of today's draft be? It's tough, man. I'm going to go first. Oh. I'm going to let Doug go second. Okay. David's third. Ian's fourth.

Uh-huh. Ooh, hot corner. Have we talked about what we're drafting yet? Yeah, Ian said it. Yeah. Bands, musicians, movies. You know, movies, bands, musicians. Movies about bands or musicians.

Yeah, that's what we're drafting. I think Sean is going to take my first pick first. Does Sister Act, does the choir count as a band? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, brother. We'll get into those weeds in the draft. If it comes up, we'll see how we're feeling. You don't think it's going to come up? I don't know.

It just came up, my friend. Oh, it's going to come up. I thought I told you. I already had a boner. It's already up, bro. I've got a boner. Sister Act 2 gave me a boner. I was watching Sister Act 2 in Huntington Beach and it gave me a boner.

Mr. October, more like Mr. Oct Boner. Okay. I hate it. Mr. Bonervember. I went out for donor kebabs, but I came home with boner kebabs, dude. Explain that, bro uh i don't know what this new bit is what it's happening you're doing it turning my face red is what it's doing uh so that is the order of the draft which means we will get to the first pick which sean has

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the only podcast that has ever existed, except, of course, for all of Doug Benson's podcasts. I'm sorry for yelling, Doug. I should have given you a heads up. Did he pull his shit up? Yeah. That's awesome. All right. It's us, and then it's Doug Benson's podcast.

Those are the only podcasts. If you've listened to anything, that's what it's been. You listen to Guys We Fucked I'll kill you You're dead to me I'm sorry I don't even know those girls I don't mean that I'm sure they're perfectly nice

And I bet it's a fun podcast Yeah it's been fun You're just picking You know You chose to elevate a podcast You know by and about women Yeah But you elevated it at the wrong time

When you were You know Taking something down Yeah And that was my fault And that was my fault But you had it top of mind because you want to you want to elevate it but also if you guys are out here listening the girls we fucked podcast fuck you bro how about that is that real is that a real podcast no i don't know i don't think that would float yeah call it girls

we frigged i mean, have some respect. Hey, it's a real double standard if the girls can fucking do a show. How come there's no white entertainment television? How come guys can't have sex and do podcasts? Dude, my Uncle Steve, you're just chronicling every Christmas we've ever gone through. He's just sitting there, not yet. How come there's no white entertainment television? How come there's no wet boner?

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I'm struggling. What did I pick for the order? Doug was second. Is that what I said? Yeah. What did I pick for the order? Doug was second. Is that what I said? Yeah. Well, I'm just, I think, all right. So I'm going to go, man, this is tough. My first pick is going to be that thing you do.

Of course it is. That's what I said. Only because I think Doug, no, you weren't going to pick that. Were you, Doug? Listen. All right. You don't have to tell me, but I just picked, I wanted that. It's an amazing movie.

Fantastic. Perfectly executed. One of the movies where the song was damn near better than the movie, and the movie was damn near perfect. Can you sing the song a little bit for me? I forget how it starts. Do, do, do, do, do. Doing that thing you do.

Breaking my heart into a million pieces. Like you always do. And you. Something to be true. The heartache I've been going through and i try and try to forget you girl but it's just so hard to do every time you do that thing you do so sean one of them that was very good you're zon one to start this podcast dude you're already on one zon jordan dude that's a great steve zon movie yeah he's just trying to get laid the whole time and he's not even married and that was uncouth at the time it certainly wasn't couth i'll tell

you that zon jordan ian embry dude an ian embry and ethan embry vehicle that uh you know he didn't get a lot of play so i was excited that that Ethan Embry. That's not even my favorite Ethan Embry video or movie where he sings in a band. Why'd you get closer when you said that? What are you trying to say? Because I wanted you to know about it. What are you trying to tell me? Because I'm trying to teach you some shit, dog. There are others.

Yeah, I like this. I like this. Let's get up in it for the whole thing. Tell me about it yes that thing you do the oneiders fantastic movie fantastic movie about a band it's a charmer it's a charmer that movie charlize theron though what a b she's so mean he's just like i want to be sp B. Ooh, she's mean in it. She's so mean. He's just like, I want to be Spartacus.

And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Listen, baby boy, we're trying to make dough over here. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get it. Liv Tyler is very Liv Tyler in that movie. Oh, she wasn't. Rita Wilson snuck in there, which is fun.

Oh, well, Tom Hanks is in it. Rita Wilson's going to sneak in, dude. Yeah, it's tight, you know? Hey, you know is in it. Rita Wilson's going to sneak in. Yeah, it's tight. Hey, you know, his character was supposed to be gay. Really? I mean, he was, but they cut out the part where they talk about him being gay. And then Chet put the kibosh on that. Chet Hayes, dude, said no counts.

He said, I got a career over here. Dad, I can't have you fucking up my shit over here. He's like, I'm a serious rapper, father. Dad, me no... Me no like the bald heads. Me no like them batty boys. That's, I think, what he said. Dad, me no Guan you, you Guan Bell and Guan boy.

No, dad. Okay, Chad. Now, Chad, you know I can take all your money, right? Now, Chad, that's just not... Now, Chet, I'm going to be in the movie, and I'm going to be the way the character was written there, Chet. I've been workshopping the Tom Hanks accent, and I don't think it's there yet, but it's not there.

It's not not there. No, it turned into you at the end, but the beginning was nice. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Chet, it's a little Jimmy Stewart-y at the beginning, too. Oh, boy. Your money's in Greg beginning too your money's in Greg's house it's in Greg's house it's in Chad Hayes' house

it's in Colin's house welcome to Jam Rock out on the streets they call it murder them suits no fit me to win elections then trick we jimmy stewart is not far off damian marley as jimmy stewart the the impression you knew we invented that if anybody else does it give us ten dollars

american yeah yeah i really love that movie. The scene when it first comes on the radio and they're in the store and the car pulls up and everything. Yep, that's what happened. The first time your comedy was on Comedy Central Radio. You ran around inside of

where was it? A bank lobby? It was a bank lobby. You were like, you were in chase, like, I'm doing it. And it wasn't, they had music playing. It was just on an employee's transistor radio thing on their desk. Yeah, there was just one employee who had Pluto TV. Do you have satellite radio? Can you change the in-bank station to satellite radio?

Can you change it to raw dog? Please? No, skip. After the Jay Oakerson bit. It's me. I swear to God. It's coming up. It's coming up.

Yeah, that thing you do. Any rational person would think of that first. Well, it's not what I... Honestly, I thought you were going to take it. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. Because I don't think either one of these two. I think I'd make it a few rounds before they you were gonna take it uh otherwise i wouldn't have done it because i don't think either one of these two i think it'd make it a few rounds before they were gonna are you fucking an idiot i i'm no david i'm not i didn't mean that i'm not i just mean i've watched that movie with you and we've talked about how much we like it done a lot of

things with you that i don't remember and that's not my fault i'll admit that i wasn't gonna take it first round thanks i appreciate that i was gonna take it like third though all right but anyways he got it yeah that thing you do we lost we the guy who wrote that thing you do the guy who was in fountains away and we lost him this year so adam schlesinger yeah yeah yeah the shout out to him may he rest in peace man sad story he wrote lots of stuff that people aren't even you know aware that he wrote the the music because he was just had his hands in a lot of things oliver and company i wish is that true no no i attribute a lot of people to writing oliver and company it's a fun title to bring up because no one would ever oliver and company did yeah yeah he did a crazy ex-girlfriend what uh wrote a bunch of those

helped write a bunch of those songs. Yeah, Maven. Look up his work if you're sitting there with nothing to do. Yeah, he wrote the theme for Crank Yankers. It's super catchy. Oh, wow. Behind the scenes. It is catchy as hell.

Yeah, he wrote all the music for, you know, they're making an off-Broadway musical about Sarah Silverman's book, The Bedwetter. Oh, I didn't know that she's heavily involved in it and he was the guy writing all the songs for that so that's oh wow damn uh i guess he's written written a lot already so the show will go on but it's sad that he's won't get to see it that's very sad oh yeah well sorry for bringing everybody down it's all right it's okay it's sunday afternoon baby yeah afternoon, baby. Yeah, man.

I thought the category was sad movies about bands. Sad movies. Specifically sad movies and ways to make them sad. All of my movies are various Buddy Holly stories. Yeah, surprisingly enough,

my list doesn't change. Yeah. Well, we're going to find out which Buddy Holly movie is first because, Doug, it's time for your first pick. Oh, no. Mm-hmm.

Okay. So I'm going to say one. So many good choices, but I'm going to go. I'm going to get this out of the way because Sean probably sees this coming. Fuck off. Scott Pilgrim versus The World. Oh, man. Favorite movie over there it is so good it's just my favorite so like anything even remotely if i was ranking it like it was like

movies where someone has blue hair yeah like boom you know i wouldn't pick movies about old ladies i'd go right to scott pilgrim um so yeah scott pilgrim versus the world lots of bands in it but at the center of it is michael cera's band uh they're you know the bob-ombs sex sex that's right one two three four we're sex bob-omb and we're here to make you feel sad about stuff it's good their their music is good i i enjoy it i enjoy it like sex bob-omb songs are all by beck and i didn't know that each band in the movie has somebody else uh that actually has a you know a good music career uh wrote the you career wrote the songs for it,

for the fictional bands. But then they're performed by the, like, Alison Pill learned how to drum to be the drummer. And Brie Larson, like, singing isn't her number one thing, but she sings in it very well, I think. Michael Cera's already in a band, so he already likes standing around, looking cool, playing his guitar. Wearing a shirt. Just wearing, like, a Michael Cera shirt. think michael cera is already in a band so he already likes standing around uh yeah looking cool playing his guitar wearing a shirt just wearing like a michael cera shirt just being

like a thin man he is michael cera in that movie for sure i love that you know what i love in that movie is that the thing about girls having all those different kinds of tea that was such a like specific spill the tea sis but like dead on kind of thing like you like i remember dating in like my 20s and like you would go over to a girl's apartment and like you know it would be i mean definitely cleaner than a boy's apartment but it was still like there'd be some ikea stuff definitely some furniture that got like pulled off the sidewalk somewhere you know like a print but then always 24 different kinds of tea sure just always like so many different and that's like such a specific thing about such a specific kind of girl and i was like

fuck that's amazing that's such a great detail oh you got a speeding ticket on your way over i have some tea for that i wouldn't worry about it one bit yeah it's a ruibo situation i think yeah she uh mary elizabeth winstead is the awesome actress who i actress who it's such a hard part to be the girl that immediately everybody has to think is amazing you know she pulls it off and in that scene she memorized all those

T's you know the director Edgar Wright was like you know we could write it all down inside the cabinet you could just read it and she said that would feel like i was reading it so she memorized all of them dedication god that's all yeah shot and set in toronto which i just wanted to shout out oh the ghost in the darkness came through right you just gotta put the right bait out dude yeah they're always going to pizza pizza

in it which is confusing because even when i go to Toronto, I'm confused by it because, you know, we have little Caesars pizza, pizza here. You know, that's their slogan. Yeah, whatever. But the one in Toronto, I guess, is pretty ultimately pretty analogous. I don't know. The pizza probably tastes different. Oh, yeah. It's like our big pizza chain in Canada, which I grew up on thinking that like it was the best because there's so many locations.

I learned recently it's really not great pizza. I would not recommend. Yeah, that's what I was trying to say without being insulted. Yeah, that's what I was going for. It sucks. But it's the cheap go to pizza when you're on a date with a high schooler. Yeah, exactly. I just want to shout out.

cheap go-to pizza when you're on a date with a high schooler. Yeah, exactly. I just want to shout out, so the Canadian band Sloan, they had Chris Murphy be like the bass sit-in, so any shot of a bass player playing, it was like his hands. And then it's also

the music from his girlfriend that plays on stage that is done by Metric, which is a very popular Canadian band, too. Oh, I know Metric. All the boys and the girls, them. Is that Metric? Yeah. Nice. They're in an escape part. I can't think of

who right now. Cool, huh? Yeah, but that's the song where Brie Larson sings one of their songs. Metric Rotorport. I had no fucking clue. That's amazing. I don't either. Back and Metric. Backtric? Backtric, dude. Metric Rotorport. That's so funny. I had no fucking clue. That's amazing. I don't need a show. Back and Metric. Backtrick?

Backtrick. Backtrick. Backtrick. Backtrick. The Backtrick system. Chris Evans is in there making skateboarding look whack. Chris Evans. He does.

It doesn't happen like that, man. Our man's got a clean kickflip, though. No, he doesn't. He looks like a dipshit. And I love Chris. I love Chris Evans. Does he look like a dipshit because he's buff and handsome? Or does he look like a dipshit because he looks like a dipshit?

Well, he holds it. He mall grabs, which I don't like. And he says, like, yeah, I can do it after I something grind that rail. Nobody talks like that. It just bothers me. Like, you don't have to say that. You can have a skateboarder in a movie who doesn't mall grab their board and say, well, I'm going to kickflip grind this massive rail.

And then I'll go. What's a mall grab? Is that when you grab your board with an Auntie Anne? It's when you grab it by the truck. You know his character is supposed to be a pompous asshole, right? Yeah, but there's a way to do it without, like that slang doesn't make, doesn't drive that point home harder.

It's, you know, and I'm not attacking the movie. Trust me. I could, I could feel you prickling up here. That's not what I'm doing. I mean, look at me. I'm losing my mind over here. Yeah, dude. He's's going you guys can't see it he's going nuts my hair is rising yeah he has an axe i look like heat miser over here it's it's it's full eraser head over here yeah but i you know i i take your point so like you know So go take a dump during that seven minutes of the movie.

No, I love Chris Evans. I'm still going to watch it. I just get a little bit. You're going to hate to watch it. It's tough for me. Sean Jordan versus the world right now. That's what's going on. That's what happens when any movie has the nerve to throw skateboard stuff in there.

What's a good example of one, Sean? Mid-90s. Yeah. skateboard stuff in there. Like, what's a good example of one, Sean? Mid-90s. Yeah, that's like, but then they just got real skater kids except for the littlest one. He's a real skater, Sonny Solchek. He skates. Sean also loves Gleaming the Cube.

It's a good movie. He doesn't talk about it a lot, but he loves it. Yeah, it's a good movie. Clueless has some fun skating in it. Yeah, what's up, rockers? That can't be realistic, that movie. What?

Gleaming the Cube? Gleaming the Cube? Gleaming the Cube. I mean, that's not even something any of them say, right? No, nobody ever does. I'm gonna go gleam that cube. See that cube over there? It's about to get gleamed. Oh, you got a gleam? You brought a cube to the beach?

Uh-oh. I heard about a place two towns... Uh-oh. Looks like somebody brought a gleam to a cube fight i came here to gleam and i came here to cube looks like i'm all out of cubes i heard about a town three towns over that has some ungleamed cubes you guys want to hit it and then and then i pull up and i stop and i say hey ian our parents are cool man you don't have to glean cubes we should go play football and then we yeah yeah then we then we go off and that's a different movie dude i keep getting older and cubes still need to be claimed they

still need to be claimed that's one thing i love about heist cube cubes a man can gleam a cube in anything music art john crease's cube is gleaming and he's about to gleam his cube in cube no one can hear you gleam. Oh, you want the cube? You can't handle the gleam! I'll gleam what she's cubing. The gleam is coming from inside the cube. You're a gleamer, Harry! you're a gleamer harry as far back as i could remember i always wanted to gleam the cube

that's where i'd go from gleam to cubes that's a fun moment on the podcast yeah i, yeah. I loved every minute of it. We'll just put your credits in that out. David, it's time for your first pick. Man, my first. I wish it was gleaming the cube. Boy, oh, boy. My first pick, even as a movie, even though it was a Broadway hit, I'm picking Jersey Boy.

Really? That was. I love it. You thought I was going to pick that? I love. No, I thought you were going to pick that thing you do. Oh, okay. Okay, I got it you thought I was gonna pick that? I love no I thought you were gonna pick that thing you do oh okay I got it

that thing you do was my first one band movies isn't my thing I love the Jersey Boys movies so much I love when he's like you use fucking towels all the time I love like it's just like so great it's like he was just like so great it's like it's like a situation he

was just like that guy got it went bad for him because he was a good dude and that's like my favorite alley yeah that's my favorite type of story where he was just like on the road beating it out because his man was terrible yeah i've never seen it what i've never seen jersey boys was terrible yeah i've never seen it what i've never seen jersey boys really yeah it's a clint eastwood joint that's crazy you would really love it okay sean you would sean you would love it so much all right are you uh are you a clint eastwood completist sean i'm not gonna act like i know how to respond to that he loves a lot of the words they say in grand tour yeah if you ever jerked him off to a finish yeah all the way have you ever

you ever jerked off Clint Eastwood while he talked to a chair did I gleam him till he cubed oh yeah unforgiven is named after Sean jerk him off to completion yeah and he wanted you to do it every which way but loose he doesn't like loose oh yeah he wanted a southpaw dirty harry for sure

give me the give me that million dollar smile baby he said this is a 357 east, the most dangerous gun in the world. Sean gave it to him good, bad, and ugly, but he never got him to the finish line. He did feel lucky as a punk, though. Deadpool. Did you just say Deadpool? I'm going to kill you. Didn't he do a movie called The Deadpool?

He did. It was just weird to hear you say that. It had such sudden impact. Deadpool. We joke. This is a comedy podcast. You know, it's pretty fun stuff. The gauntlet has been thrown down with magnum

force. Somebody find CT. Yeah, I'm sorry sorry that was my pick i do think you could have gotten jersey boys perhaps later in the draft i'll be honest about that too my yeah you could have scooped that up at any any time i don't know my picks are weird though my picks are weird though you don't know what i got you could have gotten it later in the draft i don't know that i will i will say i don't understand the magnitude i don't understand you know some things that you like you don't understand the size of them yeah yeah whether or not they're big or small that is how i feel with jersey boys yeah i have that problem with the ant man yeah yeah you think it's you think it's

bigger than it is. He's every size. One minute he's huge, another time I can't keep track. Yeah. Yeah. Is it Paul Rudd or is it the other actors? Is that somebody else that got small? It was too small for me to tell.

Honey, I blew up the Marvel blockbuster. I didn't get really big. It was the world that got small. We're still doing our movie quotes mixed up dude it's killing it's killing uh jersey boys from from from a from a jersey man jersey boys apparently a terrible pick i don't know no it just and you know could have got later pick but not terrible i'm about to take a movie that I can't believe was not taken by Sean Jordan earlier in this draft. I thought when you went first, I thought you would have taken it. I'm going to take almost famous.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was going to I was going to take that. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. I was going to take that. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Yeah. Yeah. Very one of the more quotable movies like Cameron Crowe was really on a hot streak when like almost every line of dialogue of that movie is like like a gem. It's it's it's so quotable. It's so good. It's so rewatchable, too. It is. It's so fucking good.

It's all happening. Penny Lane, just like you you said you'll meet all them on their way to the middle that like is such a ridiculous fun thing to say about people oh yeah i've never got sick of that movie like i've never i've never started it and not wanted to finish it like oh i'm not gonna see this through yeah. Yeah, that's how I know it's a good movie. I've never started watching that movie. Sneaky Jimmy Fallon in there? If you think Mick Jagger's going to be doing this when he's 60,

well, then you are sorely mistaken, my friend. I mean, come on, we're talking sneaky people in there. Lock the gates! Yeah! Lock the gates on these fuckheads. Dude, it's full of sneaky. Rainn Wilson is in it, dude. Jay Baruchel was in it.

Like, Nick Swardson is in the trailer Jay Baruchel was in it. Yeah. Nick Swartzen is in the trailer. Really? Is he in the trailer? Yeah, in the trailer. He's like, it's Bowie. And then it's not in the movie. Damn.

Oh. I didn't know that. That's crazy. That movie's like everything you want from a rock and roll movie. There's a character based on a real dude named Ben Fong Torres, and that's just like a fun name. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't get a lot of Fong Torres and that's just like a fun name. Yeah. You don't get a lot of Fong Torres's. The guy's really smooth.

He's smooth talking. If he wasn't in music, he would have been a DJ. For sure. That's what people say about me all the time. Ben Fong Torres. No one's ever said that about you. When's the next new Tosh.0? And I say, Sunday at 8 7 6 central would that be terrible if people just went to you for scheduling uh

questions hey you motherfucker i've been trying to watch south side like ma'am i'm at this cheesecake factory just like you i I'm not a movie fan. Phone. Movie phone. Stillwater, dude. Stillwater is the band. Fucking, you got some, Sean Jordan's in it. Billy Crudup's in it.

You know, foolishly, I thought that Jason Lee, and I was too old to think this, but I thought that Jason Lee was singing those songs by Stillwater. There's two songs. There's the Fever Dog song, there was there's two songs there's the fever dog song and then there's that other one's like oh doctor doctor something had something cure for the blind man's broken blues and he said and then they and i was like oh that's jason lee's a good singer too and a skateboarder and an actor what a fucking talent is it was you singing it dude that's what we just found out he knows he was good at acting like a rock star you know

because i thought i thought that was jason lee's biggest uh not flaw but close kind of like a flaw in his earlier performances he seems like like kind of a shy guy and as an actor he came out of his shell after he did it a bunch of times. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. You know, like he might not have gotten the part if Kevin Smith, you know. You know, I mean, Kevin Smith loved him, like wrote it for him, I think. Right. Sure. I mean, a lot of those old like the you know, the London either one of them are that great. But like same thing with Kevin Smith movies where you like if it weren't for Mallrats, I don't know what he would have been doing was it jeremy or jason in there those guys confuse the fuck out of me yeah i can't really i never know which one's which

i think i met one of them he was nice i'm sure they're both dope i would be i don't even know you were talking about me is that a bunch of movies i deserve to be in shit yeah i bet they're cool i would be man this ellen stuff really knocked me for six because if i was ellen yeah i'd be cool i'd be fucking cool man let me tell you if i was in the white house yeah dude i'd be cool dude i'd be cool with it that's just me though uh there's just so many good i mean philip seymour hoffman fucking kate hudson dude penny as penny lane i just love it i just love that movie it's a great hang yeah it's like it's a you don't have anything you do in that afternoon put it on in the afternoon that's a good fucking afternoon

oh that's a sunday that's a sunday afternoon movie for sure like philip seymour hoffman's so smart it just reminds you of every time when you were young enough that a person that knows a lot about something was just in the mood to talk oh yeah like would just talk your ear off and really tell you like how it really is and you just took that as okay this is i'm hearing the news and this is all factual they're exactly right this is an opinion this is a fact like he remembered the it's like uh cameron crowe remembers the guy being all pearls of wisdom when in fact he was, you know,

probably a bit of a blowhard. Lester Bangs was probably like talking out of his ass a lot of the time. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Like half popped at like eight in the morning, high and high and drunk. And you're just like,

all right. Yeah. Yeah. Black Sabbath. Well, you don't realize what Black Sabbath on paranoid is that the blood, the guitar sound was way worse because of blah, blah and you're like all of this is true yeah a lot of opinions is facts is the way he would talk

man they fucking nailed that that was that uh was that movies a little girl talking about a bunch of different kinds of tea. Cover my second pick. And my second pick, I feel like maybe this could have stuck around longer, but I'm taking it anyway. Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story. I thought that movie was so much better than anybody ever gave it credit for. I really enjoyed that movie. Did we not just watch that when I was in LA or am I insane? You kind of always were watching it, though.

It was, I'd never seen it before. Oh, really? You know that? You'd never seen it before? I had never seen it. I didn't know, it's totally star studded. I had no idea all the people that are in that movie. And it's so funny.

Like, it's not slap, look, slapsticky. It's not. It's just a good ass parody movie. It's great funny like it's not slap look slapsticky it's not it's just a good ass parody movie it's great slapsticky it's like it's like a very silly movie which is why it's very silly and i also love anybody ripping into bob dylan because my mom my mom saw bob dylan once like seven years ago and she was like that shit sucked he was old as hell i hear his live shows where he'll just do different arrangements of his songs so you don't even get like you don't even hear the all along the watchtower or whatever that you want to hear well i have to be really quick keep talking i also hear it's very hit or miss with him right like sometimes what was bobby d yeah sometimes it'll be like he was checked out

which i think was what my mom my mom saw him in berkeley not the point that movie fucking rules dude yeah yeah what's your favorite part uh where i didn't know it was the part where they're sitting around with the beatles i had no idea oh he's like oh we're the Beatles from Liverpool yeah cause you get to hear who is it Paul Rudd yeah yeah yeah Rudd, Jack Black Justin Long and who was the other one Rushmore yeah Justin Long was his parent

Jason Schwartzman yeah it's fantastic it's such a the like comical Beatles voice it's such a fun's such a the the the like comical beatles voice it's such a fun voice yeah yeah especially guys paul and ringo the fun did you guys know that that animated movie yellow submarine they were all like we don't care about this stupid animated movie and so the voices are are not the beatles and but they're doing impressions of them and then uh then they saw

the movie and they were like, oh shit, that movie's really great. Can we be in it? And so there's a scene at the end where they all appear and basically give the whole thing their stamp of approval. But yeah, they made a really, it's a cool movie. It scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

That's how you know it's good. Yeah. But anyway. Were you guys talking about the Beatles showing up in Walk Hard? No, we were talking about Hocus. it scared the shit out of me when i was a kid that's how you know it's good yeah but anyway you guys talking about the beatles showing up in walk hard no we were talking about hocus we were talking about hocus pocus oh yeah hocus pocus you know movies that freaked us out when we were a kid bett pabler showed up i was not ready i couldn't handle that i couldn't handle practical magic no the craft just get away from me. Do you remember that movie? Okay, there's a movie on Netflix called The Witches. Was it not called The Witches of Eastwick,

or am I just insane for thinking that was the name of the movie? They're two different things. You're thinking of The Witches of Breastwick, which was a Skinamax flick. The Witches is Angelica Houston, and they turn kids into mice or some shit. It's an effective movie but witches of eastwick is just nicholson and his craziest with three of the you know most successful hottest actresses at the time i had no it's a crazy ass movie

all right yeah i was very wrong and it's also not for metaphobes. There's some vomiting in it that's just fucking so disgusting. Ooh, I love a real-ass vomit. Oh, you do? Yeah, I really... It's fucked up, but, like, I really do. I love whenever, like, they obviously have, like, some sort of tube set up, so it's just rocketing out of their face. No, no, no.

I hate the rocket. I want to hear it, like... I want to hear it, like... to hear it like i want to hear you have to deal with it in your mouth i like i want to hear the belly oh i want to hear the wretch and then i want to hear that like oh do i let it out do i keep it in and then i want to hear the plop on the pavement i'm a vomit enthusiast though that's not yeah that's uh that's interesting yeah we don't want to talk about it. I had a weird, weird childhood. Yeah, emetophobia is people who don't like it,

so maybe you're a emetafreak. That's what they call me on Reddit. You've been emetafreak. Wasn't that your name when you were in Parliament? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was me, Poochie Collins, emetafreak. Also the European government. Right, also when you were in the House of Parliament.

I was a wig or a Tory. Who knows? You switched. You were the first dude to be both at the same time. That's why they kicked you out. They talk about me. They talk about me still. Walkout.

I love Tim Meadows is really funny in that movie. You don't want any of this with him talking about weed. Yeah. He's like, it's the cheapest drug there is there are no side effects it makes sex feel better just everyone and like all the specific like uh all the specific parodies are great in the beatles one but then also when he's like in his brian wilson phase and just has like all that crazy shit in the studio and everything or he's like i love his his fucking uh his bob dylan phase where he's just

saying shit that doesn't make sense yeah mailboxes drip like lampposts in the cows that's the difference is that a lot of dylan's songs you can't even tell what he's saying so it doesn't even matter she wore on the shoulder a sammy's cat it's really not that far off we made inches of his toaster up in life yeah that movie's great that's a great i saw dylan i saw dylan live once where like where the band was louder than him. You couldn't hear his voice at all. Really? Was my mom there?

Because that's also a complaint she had. Sarah, not a huge Dylan guy. Very upset about the whole shit. The whole shit. It was like on a Friday, too. She was like, I could have done some shit uh david time for your second pick my second pick is going to be rock star fall oh i i love that movie yeah i thought it was gonna come up earlier i thought it was gonna come up first round to be honest really doug looks angry again i'm furious um no it's just uh it's not i don't i think it's

a very silly movie i find it like it is i guess if you just appreciate how silly it is it can be fun but for me it was more like just aggrav aggravating how they didn't get anything right. Like nothing that happens in it seems at all. It's like the opposite of almost famous. Here's what you got to know about me. I don't know at all even what they were spoofing. I don't know even kind of in general what real life shit it was about. I've only seen that movie

as a movie. I don't know any of the bands they were talking about. I don't know anybody. So it's like it's like somebody being like oh I grew up on bobsledding and then me being like well I saw Cool Runnings and that was tight. You know what I mean? It's Cool Runnings

tight for me. But Cool Runnings is really good. Cool Runnings is really good. Cool Runnings is really good. Was it Rob Halford or who? Shout out to Dougie Doug. Let me know. There was a gay metal front band back in the day, and that's kind of what they were getting at, right? I don't even know that.

What is Rockstar about? I don't know anything about it. It's just Mark Wahlberg is like a big-haired musician that's got big dreams, but it kind of plays like the parts of Boogie Nights where he wants to be a musician. He just sounds so naive about everything.

He fucks around with Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is his girlfriend. She pierces his nipple. Timothy Olyphant's in it. Timothy Olyphant is in it. He's great. Okay okay i love this movie it is just like a really fun afternoon movie you have to let yourself get past that you can't take it seriously it is a comedy it's my fault that that movie's bad if i watch

it right then it's gonna be amazing i think that is i didn't want to say it but that is pretty true i think that's what happened here that is pretty true is it the hair is it the hair metal era yeah yeah what happens is it's a great afternoon rock movie he's in a cover band of this band called steel dragon and then the the lead the front man of steel dragon gets booted by the rest of the band and then they go on like a nationwide search for a new front man. Like what happened with Journey except they didn't go to the Philippines.

It's very Journey-like and they don't find a really talented person to do that. No, no, they just found Mark Wahlberg. They like turn a look and oh, he's right there. Who was still in the Funky Bunch at this point? Well, that's a documentary, not a movie. They were like, sing our song. And he was like, feel it, feel it.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. They're like, sing. And he's like, all right. He takes his jacket and his pants off. Yeah. I guess I got to be in my underwear if you want me to sing. But yeah, it's just like a corny.

And then blah, blah, blah. Him and Jennifer Aniston, he gets gets famous and then he falls from fame it's very easy it's very easy it's fun i like it it's a fruit roll-up you know what i mean them up and knock them down yeah you eat it after school before your mom comes home it's very simple peanut butter jelly who's complaining yeah yeah but i love watching it yeah i'm with you that's what matters dog time for your second pick so pissed that's not like a notebook and he's like are you guys fucking kidding me i could have just gone off top if i'd have known you were going to dig at the bottom of the barrel. You know, we were throwing some praise at the Beatles

sequence from Dewey. And I think that there's one actor who's played one role that is the most passionate about music that's, I think,

any character ever put on film, his excitement for music is so, you know, you just catch it. It's contagious. I should know the word contagious during this pandemic. What are you building me up to? I'm telling you, it's the Jack Black classic School of Rock. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

That movie hits every time you watch it. It's so, the music's good, his enthusiasm good, the kids are all great. Yeah, yeah, that movie's like, those kids are fire. Those kids are so good. And the name Ned Schneebly is one of my favorite fictional character names, and they say it a bunch. Actually, it's Mr. schneebly is one of my favorite fictional character names and they say it a bunch actually it's mr schneebly yeah uh and the songs in that movie are good like so many times music movies the songs are trash

but that's the the like when he hears the kids saying it and he's like, what were you saying? And the kid's like, maybe we were making straight A's. And then they make the whole song. That, that's, that movie is, I seen that movie probably 15 times. Yeah.

Just the building of that song is such an amazing sequence because it, it feels like they're really, you know, it, showing the creation of a song is so hard to do. It's usually somebody at a piano and they just you know bang on it after a few attempts and they nail it yeah yeah you know or they crumple up the sheet music and throw it and miss the garbage and there's a big pile of them over

there come on that's my next pick don't do that maybe i should just play from the heart and then they and then they're like maybe i'm amazed at the way you love me all the time and it's just like perfect right off the jump yeah michael mcdonald buddy i like it when you when you crack into it i mean i think sean might draft a movie where they do that that we've talked about a lot on this podcast where it's just like oh it's all too convenient you know i will guarantee that i will in my next two picks. So, yeah, I think so. Really? I guarantee it. Are we all thinking the same movie?

I know what Sean's going to pick. We'll find out in two picks. All right. I'm going to write it. I'm writing it down. A prediction. OK. OK. I mean, I don't have a pen or paper, but, you know, I feel you.

It was the bit. Yeah, no, I get it. Jack Black is like made for that shit. Like he it was him in his most Jack Black and is. bit. Yeah, no, I get it. Jack Black is like made for that shit. Like he. It was him in his most Jack Black-in-est. Yeah. Yeah. No, it really was everything that he brings to the table.

Like, you know, that he's so into metal. So can make such demonic faces. So such physically like he's up there with Farley and Belushi for big guy who moves well. Yeah, he really is. That was where Face Melter came from. First time I heard it anyways. Let me take this. I feel a Face Melter coming on. And then that was like where that term came from, which is fantastic.

I'm going to watch it after this is over. I think I might do, actually. It's so good. That movie's so good. It's a good time. Shout out to Joan Cusack, Cusacking Off. Getting drunk and singing some, what do you call it? Stevie Nicks.

Stevie Nicks at the top of my lungs. Oh, that's right. He gets her piles. Sing the songs how that was said. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

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that she just needs to hear that song and have a beer, and she'll allow Jack Black's character to do anything he wants. To be honest, I've met a few 40-plus-year-old white women who it's the same situation. The power of Stevie N on on middle-aged white women cannot be understated no they love it cannot be understated very strong it's very strong the opposite of kryptonite whatever that is uh three doors tonight blood tonight dude you should have known that one latin Kings tonight, bro. School of Rock, excellent pick.

Sean, top of your second and third picks. My second pick, I'm going to pick The Bodyguard. Oh! Because The Bodyguard... Is that about a band or is that about one singer? Well, a band or musician, we said, right? Yeah, one singer's cool. I'm disgusted with this turn.

I don't like it either. What? I think bands was the main thing we threw around. I don't like this at all. Singers not allowed? I can read the text that I sent everybody. I'm more of an arbiter than a judge, you know? Well, then read it.

Yeah, I think you say bands or real bands. How about movies about music? So movies about musicians or bands or whatever. Can be biopics or fictional. I don't know. I mean, is she not a musician? Does that not count? The final was bands that are real or movies based on bands that are real

or fictional. If we make it just bands, that does make it a little tighter of a field. I feel bad for The Bodyguard, though. What a great movie. As long as it gets mentioned, a perfect mentioned a perfect fantastic amazing movie that's fine i guess i can i can make up we do in four or five rounds probably four from the looks of it with the lightning round paint the coster you gotta take two right now yeah all right fine bodyguard honorable mention then we'll go

we'll go straight out of compton or yeah pick. That's what everybody thought I was going to pick. Yeah, I knew you were going to pick it. There's a scene in it where Dr. Dre is sitting at a piano, tooling around with a piano, and he's trying to figure out this beat, and it ends up being Ain't Nothing But a G Thing, and he's playing these piano chords that are almost the synth chord from Ain't Nothing But a G Thing, and then he it's like and it's like wow he just figured that out on the spot that's a sample yeah i was just gonna say that's a sample yeah that whole album was a sample one of the big selling points of that movie is like dude dre and cuber on set production like they

are there to tell you the real shit. Yeah, okay. So Dre forgot that he sampled that? If I was on set with a movie about me and they were like, hey, here's this 6'2 dude with a huge dick, I'd be like, yeah, man, that's me. Dre, do you think you look like Corey Hawkins? Fucking Idris with a 12-incher. You know what I mean? Like, of course they were like, yeah, that seems right.

Idris Elbow, because the dick's got one, dude. Yeah, dude. Shit can look around corners. insure you know what i mean like of course they were like yeah that seems right idris elbow because the dick's got one dude shit can look around corners yeah that's what happened in 2012 i go to the i go to the airport with three bags dude i love that movie but they clearly made that movie oh yeah that's what i had to like people were all a bit they're like it's you know they're tackling police brutality and i'm like they happen to run into that but that movie was made for them to look good also if you listen to what happened it wasn't they were tackling they were they were shooting people out of a car with paintball guns that look like real guns is that what happened there are huge police problems but that's not what that was no yeah

i'm just saying the movie got a lot of credit for doing stuff that it accidentally did like they were they were shining a light on police brutality and corrupt cops and things but the movie was meant to make them look good that's why they made that movie they didn't make it ever it worked man they look fucking awesome in that. They look super dope. Shea Jackson Jr. is legit, man. He was so good in that movie. So yeah. Very enjoyable.

It's fun to see Paul Giamatti playing the manager of every famous band. He's never done that before. In real life, the same guy started off NWA and the Beach Boys. Jerry Heller?

No, the guy who played... That's who Giamatti played in both of those movies. But also he's talking about Brian Wilson. And that is true. Brian Wilson was integral in the NWA. Yeah.

I don't know how they cut him out. Eric. Eric, they're taking advantage of you. Get back here, Eric. Eric. What are you doing outside of my house? I love that scene in Straight Outta Compton where they're just sitting around listening to samples. Yeah.

Then they pick one. That one sounds i mean let's go with that one drake and ben like well here's my records let's get ripped and listen to them huh the opening when we meet drake for the first time is cool because he is actually laying on his floor with his headphones on that movie is great in the way that like any not any but so like if you put a lot of money at it it's gonna be great it's stylish and fast paced like it's really slick it's way fun to watch it's way fun to watch yeah it's the best rap biopic definitely yeah oh no the best rap biopic is my next pick but i understand what you're saying oh this is exciting but we still get another Sean first. Yes, we do. Yes, we do.

I was just getting to mine isn't. I'm going to bounce on the handlebars a little bit here. You guys let me know. Okay. Ian, I see you're squinting. If you pitch big fish, I'm going to punch you in the face. I shan't be. I'm going to pick Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Yeah, Wild Stallions is a band. That's what the movie's about, is a band with two guys in it. Doug said that like he was ready. I know, and I feel like that influenced Ian a little bit. I mean... Hey, I'm not going to argue with the fuck with old Doug loves movies.

No, he loves movies. Yeah, all right. Ian loves houses. Oh, shit! My man! Yo, what's in there? Can we say what that was? I was told to put my cell phone on a box, you know, or on something so it's up mouth level.

And so I used my Bill and Ted Face the Music gifting box that I got. What was in there? So do you have it? You know, shirts, and I got a wild stallions face mask. I'm excited about that. And yeah, just lots of, you know, Bill and Ted swag. But, but I was, yeah, I was, I was already thinking about it earlier. I wasn't going to be one of my picks, but, but it is definitely about, you know, as delusional as they are it's still wild stallions is a band yeah you have to talk to us about it sean what do you like about bill and ted

dude every single that was the first movie that i remember seeing when i was a kid and they were kids but i was more of a kid so you're looking you're like oh my god i want to be they're so cool and then you see it when you're adult you're like i mean they were cool but you're like they were struggling a little bit that's how you appeal to kids it's like you want the four years older thing that's like yeah he's older four years and he was high school football rules and the whole i still say elizabeth high school football rules a lot yeah that's my doctor the whole through line where they went to school with ted's stepmom is just hilarious to me uh when his dad also that part when you get older you don't realize that his dad's gonna straight up fuck

that girl in his room which is insane to think about when you're older when you're a kid he's like oh i bet he's gonna make out with her on his bed what a dirty little dog of all the dad stories you've told me that would be the least insane. That'd be fucking... Yeah, it's just a fantastic, fantastic movie. Alex Winter getting a little shine, not like he's more of a director now, right, Doug? He kind of shifted

into that realm. Yeah, he's got some other movie, but yeah, he's back as Alex or Ted. I mean, Bill. Oh, yeah, who's Bill? I have to admit, I have not seen Bill and Ted. Oh, really?

You've never seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? No. Oh, Bill S. Preston and Ted. Bill S. Preston, Esquire, Ted, Theodore, Logan. It's great. People can debate this all day long, but personally, I like the second one, Bill and Ted, Go to Hell.

I like that one. It's my favorite of the two because of the whole premise of them fucking with death is really entertaining. Yeah. Well, that Kiss song, too. I always thought they made that song for the movie, but that was a song they just had, right? That God made rock and roll for you.

That song? I don't know. I don't know if they made it for the movie or if that was a Kiss song, but anyway, I like that song a lot. That was like their big ballad in the movie. The answer's lost to history. We'll never know. Yeah, Bill and Ted.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Doug, time for your third pick. You know, we were talking Yellow Submarine earlier, but just for sheer, you know, nobody had seen anything like it. It's such an entertaining movie to watch. I'm going to go with the first

Beatles movie, A Hard Day's Night. Wow! Sure. And I've got to be honest, I've never seen that. movie to watch i'm gonna go with the first beatles movie a hard day's night wow sure and i gotta be honest i've never seen that oh man you're in for a treat i gotta watch it right sounds like you're sleeping like a log no that's the other movie no that's right i should be sleeping like a log yeah also like a dog there's so many ways to sleep. Yeah. You know, sleeping on my side. I should be sleeping with sleep apnea. Things like that. Should be gleaming in the cube.

I have also never, I'm a huge Beatles fan, and I've never seen A Hard Day's Night. What is it? Who can say that sentence out loud? I'm a huge Beatles fan fan i but i skipped that thing that seminal movie featuring them that's it's so fun to watch it's like the fastest paced thing it doesn't have much story but it also it straight up plays like a documentary because they were being chased everywhere they went just like they depict in the movie yeah uh and the likes of which you know of course boy bands lots of them yeah lots of women screaming and running at them but the beatles oh boy and uh but also they just like fall down and

they get up and they laugh about it i mean that seed from dewey cox it's a whole movie of people talking like that it's so fun really yeah it's a whole movie of people talking like that. It's so fun. Really? Yeah. Oh, I have to watch it. Their accents are so funny. And they're constantly just saying witty shit. Whenever somebody's interviewing them, they never take it seriously.

Somebody says to John Lennon, so how do you find America? And he goes, take a left at Greenland. Just shit like that throughout the movie. It's really clever and fun. And it's got, you know, eight or ten songs. And their songs were so short. You know, they used to do like three-minute, two-minute songs. So, like, the movie's really fast-paced and fun.

I mean, I like all the Beatles movies, but, you know, to pick one for this particular thing, it's a hard day's night it's a band movie that's it's hard to beat like i think lots of documentaries and movies like that thing you do i think are all very influenced by hard day's night is it a documentary it isn't but it might as well but it's like it's in black and white it's from exactly around the time that they were just so huge. Like they just, you know, like when does a band like hit it big and then they make a fiction movie immediately while it's happening? Yeah, never.

Yeah. You know, like it was such a wild choice. That's a wild thing that they did. Yeah. Yeah. It was such a weird thing. I mean, I also know it was like Elvis and like anybody with any kind of musical fame, they try to push them into, Oh, let's see if we can start a movie, you know?

And so, and Richard Lester was just a brilliant director who, you know, went on to do help with them also. And, you know, he was just really good at comedy and physical comedy. Yeah. Doing like slapsticky type stuff.

Oh my God. Ringo Starr does some really funny things it's it's a that's what they say about ringo is that he was like the really funny one like he was in the early interviews he was always like the most charming and funny and everything he gets the closest thing there is to his own plot in in that movie like he that's a fun selling he gets disillusioned with uh with the rest of the... And again, it kind of reflects what's really going on. Like he was just... Not just the drummer.

He's an amazing presence. But he still was felt like... By the end of the movie, he's happy again. But he has like... There's a sad Ringo part. It's pretty fun. I'll have to watch that. Yeah.

I can't wait to hear it. When you guys think of it. Because it's... I'll text you about it right after. I'll have to watch that. Yeah. I can't wait to hear what you guys think of it. I'll text you about it right after. I might even watch it tonight. I'll watch it soon. I'm going to stay up late one of these nights. Yeah, yeah. I'm in.

Cool story, huh? I'm going to stay up late, guys. What do you think about that? I want you to check in with me after you do stay up late. I'd like to hear about it. I want you to check in with me. I have some feelings. Shut up. I have some feelings.

David, time for your third pick. My third pick is Sister Act. Ah. There it is. I literally watched it yesterday. I love a movie about Reno and San Francisco. Everybody knows that's about me. Yeah, we do.

You know what I mean? You know. Sister Act takes place in san francisco yeah she i had no idea her boyfriend she's a lounge singer in vega or in reno in reno and then she gets she sees a murder and then she's got to be taken to san francisco where she redoes a nunnery on church street which is a street that I wasn't on that much, but I still appreciate. A nunnery? What are you saying to me?

A nunnery? Excuse me? A nunnery? Yeah, that's what they're called where all the nuns live. I thought they were called convents. Yeah, well, you thought wrong, idiot. Go back to South Dakota. No. I will not. For a long time. And I won't be bullied either what is the difference

between a convent and a nunnery is it just two words for the same thing about six inches heaven or hell my friend five bucks just like downtown no but what is the i think one of them's made up and one of them's not one of them's real and accurate and a term where nuns live, and the other one is a term that David made up and he's too scared to say right now. Listen. No, nunnery, that's a real thing. Yeah, that is a real thing.

It's a real word. So it's ganging up on me right now, apparently. So that's fun. Fun for everyone. Yeah, we call it a gangbang. Me, David, Doug, and the truth are all ganging up on you, bro. How does it feel? Sean, haven't you seen the

movie nunnery on the runnery no i have that okay it's nothing's on the run actually but sister act it makes me feel so good every time i watch it when they first unveil like the new the new nuns like the new way they're able to sing and they're like and then the white lady with the red hair is like oh man it makes me feel so good dude like in, in my heart. I feel that movie in my toes. It makes me feel so good. Okay. If you had to pick, though, between Sister Act or the Tesseract.

You think you're the first person who's backed me into this corner? What about Sister Act or Class Act? David? Oh, Class Act. That's a contender. David? Oh, class act. That's a contender. Same question I just gave Doug. Anything kid in play is untouchable as far as I'm concerned. It's in kid in play.

It's all kid in play. That's what I get for sleeping on a joke. I love sister acts so much. I think it's because growing up, it's my mom. My mom just loves anything that's kind of silly so we would watch that movie when i was a kid my mom would be like she's a nun who likes rock and roll like amazing yeah yeah yeah she's she's had sex, but they're singing My Guy. Like, and I just, yeah, I just, I watched it so much growing up.

I love it. I love a good feel-good movie. I love a movie that has a montage where they're changing a neighborhood. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, like a montage about gentrification? Yeah. Well, reverse, though. Yes. Reverse, though about gentrification yeah well reverse though yes

reverse gentrification but a good version of that but with nuns and nuns i like any nontrification type of situation gentilefication we call it in our religion you do goyification goyification is that i don't know if that's gentilefication is that what you said i said it some people play the lottery david plays the nunnery same odds same odds that's the crazy part that movie uh i think that movie probably i think school of rock goes a bit of debt to sister act i think so i think so for sure i feel that i think that i think that i love i love both of those movies i think it's so fun i love the pacing of that movie i sometimes i feel like i watch movies now a lot

and they don't they take forever to get into it but that movie like 10 minutes in she's running away from a murderer on her way to san francisco like that's what i want movies to start let's just start start the fucking get into it start out of a gun start the fucking movie yeah no those are always good when they just get they just write into it yeah i agree because it's a movie i'll believe whatever you tell me you don't have to give me this huge amount of exposition for me to understand why they're at where they're at tell me this woman is running from a guy in the mafia and she's in a nunnery all right i'm in i don't need anything else the concept of witness protection really ruined all the, they used to have so many movies where people would run from the mob and they'd have to get disguises.

They'd have to, they'd have to be the opposite sex or a nun or something. And then now it's witness protection. So let's just move somewhere. I have a great witness protection program that I'll tell you after this, because I feel like you can't, I'll tell you a story about witness protection after this. I'm going to stay on the theme of movies that get shot out of a cannon

right from the gate, and I'm going to take, for my third pick, the most recent version of, oh, shit, no, I can take this. This is too, can I take this? Can I take A Star Is Born? Yeah. That's what I thought Sean was going to say when he said straight out of Compton. I thought Sean was going to say when he said straight out of Compton.

I, but, but you can, a lot of people have called a star is born is as Sean straight out of Compton. But, uh, the bodyguard is about one singer and the star is born is about two singers.

So I can, but it is about a band. It's about right. I mean, they have a band backing them up whenever they play. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And, um, yeah, I guess Whitney doesn't have a band backing them up whenever they play yeah you know yeah and um yeah i guess whitney doesn't need a band so that's not her fault i guess that's uh you know she had a band too but they weren't you know they weren't characters like they are stars

born there's so many great characters in their band perfect stars born is one of the only movies that's made me uh like, like half ticked, stand up and like walk around. Cause it, I was so, this is a bummer, but like when he gets up and, uh,

like pisses his pants in front of everyone. And that made me move. I had to like move out of the room cause I was so uncomfortable. Cause it reminded me of my dad so much. And, uh, and you know, movie is supposed to make you feel something.

That's how I feel. That's how I feel. When I watch blue chips, neon blue. Yeah, yeah man the star is going is fantastic real bummer but it's such a good movie but the first hour of that movie is undefeated dude yeah it's so good from just like the beginning like you know she's working in that restaurant. Bradley Cooper is fucking like, you know, Dice is amazing in it. It really moves.

There's no like slow parts. There's no boring parts. The music's all really good. Again, like Scott Pilgrim, they'd have, she has her music. He has his music. There's different styles of music, but they're, you know, they're well done. I like listening to the soundtrack.

It's so good. Earlier when we were talking about creating music, though, it reminded me of the scene where they're in a parking lot in the middle of the night, and she just sort of sings a couple of bars of this song she's thinking about. And then he flies her into his

show, and he's made an arrangement of it, and he's ready to go. Like he knows all the words. He knows all the melody. He just, you know, I'm sorry I made a shitty arrangement, but let's do this. People talk a lot of shit. But that's actually what happened to me in comedy with Godfrey. So.

Oh, you were in a working lot and he came up with a bit and he gave it to you? No. Or you were telling him a bit you were in a parking lot and he came up with a bit and he gave it to you? No. Or you were telling him a bit you were going to do and then he did it. See, it doesn't work that way. Quite the opposite. He behaved like a psychopath at South by Southwest. Either way, though. Okay.

Okay. I like your jokes. Yeah, man. Your jokes are perfect. Yeah, it was like that except way crazier. I wish your whole face was your jokes. Well, now you're just saying how you got me on the podcast i don't know i think you're i like that you're silent samuel i wish your whole i wish your whole i wish your whole name was silent huh huh oh yeah okay yeah what all right yeah all right that's my impression of just some stuff that was cut out of a star's boy i liked it i liked the whole thing it's so rough uh listening to the

soundtrack on uh shuffle because all of a sudden you know how they have the dialogue bits on the album? So all of a sudden, you'll just be sitting there in between songs and just sitting like, fuck you. Don't you fucking say that. Don't you ever fucking start.

My father's got more talent in his little fucking finger than you have in your fucking body. Don't you fucking say that. That was a great Star Is Born. Doug's yelling at the Postmates guy now, though. That was a great Star is Born. Doug's yelling at the Postmates guy now, though. That was a great Star is Born. Yeah, sorry, I'm back.

What were you guys talking about? Don't worry, guys. I got my ice cream. What's up? What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, Sister X is great. Oh, yeah, I love Sister X. So that's my third pick. fourth pick i'm going to take

oh do i go comedy again or do i go what the fuck am i just think maybe it's time to let the old ways die i love that I'm going to take shit I'm going to take it back all the way to the very first episode of this podcast before the two of you were even on there the very first episode of this podcast was an

Airheads themed podcast where we took movies that had either Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler or Brendan Fraser in them and I'm gonna take it back I'm taking Airheads a movie I genuinely love yeah the movie's great I haven't seen it in a long time I love anything

that lets Steve Buscemi get silly as hell yeah he's a silly boy he was mad Steve Buscemi get silly as hell. Yeah. He's a silly boy. He was mad silly. He likes to get silly with Adam. Yeah, they do like to get silly together. Yeah, they fell in love on that project I think. Oh, is that where that relationship started? Doesn't that

seem like that's the first time? Or was Buscemi in like, was, because Gilmore and Madison, they hadn't happened before Airheads. No, this wasn't like an Adam Sandler movie, really. No, he was still like one of the guys. Like he was one of the clowns in Shakes the Clown. It took all three of them to make that.

It was more of a Brendan Fraser movie, honestly. It was a Brendan Fraser vehicle. Because he was shot off of Encino Man. Yeah. Yeah. So Adam Sandler, like knew who he was for sure. But yeah, he wasn't like Adam Sandler yet. sure but uh yeah he wasn't like adam sandler yet and buscemi definitely wasn't buscemi no but he was definitely playing that character like early

adam sandler oh okay yeah you know like that dude he was it's so fucking good the music is great in it i don't know i just love it it was one of those movies that ran all the time on comedy central back in the day definitely so when you'd get home you'd just like it would be like a jim gaffigan premium blend yeah and then airheads yeah if you can then stay awake through airheads then half baked would come on yeah and then another jim gaffigan premium blend. Here's another food I like. He's still talking about food. Why is he still doing jokes

about food? It's been 20 years. He doesn't know that people are getting sick to their stomachs. Yeah. I just want the listeners to know that I loved that joke. A lot. In the interest of brevity and the fact that we've talked about it before, I'm going to keep it moving.

But yeah, I just fucking love airheads. David, time for your fourth pick. He's still talking about food, he said. CB4. Fuck. I didn't even think about that did not see that one coming how in the world did i not think about that i don't know it's so great oh i'm bummed out oh so great it's like the spoof of straight out of compton oh chris rock's first movie did i mention i can dance wacky d dude yeah i think i think i think maybe charlie murphy's first movie as well oh what's your posse supposed to be deep now then he just flips the whole table over sean's seen it uh that movie's so good yeah it's so much

that song in his video part in a chocolate video. What's his name? Christopher, the guy from Cabin Boy. Why can't I think of his name? I'm dying here. Chris Elliott? Chris Elliott. Yeah, he plays the cinematographer.

So funny. That movie's so funny. So I used to see that in Video Mania in Sioux Falls, and I walked by it because it was right when I was getting into rap, and I was like, this looks stupid, because I didn't know it was a comedy. So I didn't watch it for years and years and years, because I thought it was like, this is a dumb movie that's going to make rap look dumb. Oh, come to find out.

It's totally that in the best way. But it's perfect. Did I mention I can dance? Yeah, that movie rules. Yeah, see you for it. I'm mad that I didn't think of it. All right, sorry. Excellent. Doug, time for your fourth pick.

I'm going to go with a film that as much as all three of you might not be familiar with it, I hope at least one of you is familiar with it because then you will chime in with how great you think it is as well it's a movie about a band where the leader wears a giant paper mache head and he and the band are called frank i was hoping somebody was gonna take it that movie That movie fucking rules. That movie fucking rules, man. It's so good. Ah! That's like... It's crazy good. I feel like that's...

Is it called Frank? Frank. Yeah. Never heard of it. It's based on a real guy who used to be in a band and really kind of a real weirdo, difficult to get along with. Really? I didn't know that.

And he would wear a paper mache head that looks exactly like the one in the movie. In the movie. Like he was a big, he was a popular character in British TV. I think he would show up

a lot with that head on at events and stuff, you know? Yeah. Like the San Diego Chicken or some shit. And yes, they made the movie,

but Michael Fassbender, where's that fucking head? Does not take it off. Doesn't take it off. That movie rules. And you still, the face doesn't change. But he still, it's such an emotional, amazing performance. And also the music in it's really good.

It's very well done. That's a great. I like a Fassbender, I'll tell you that. I don't like a Slowbender, but a but a fast bender give it to me all day he's really he's a great actor and uh it's a really interesting uh and it's so fun just the whole journey and like the point the point like it's so funny that movie often but then he'll get really serious but then you're like he's also wearing that head it's yeah and like you know he's that mean commander uh what's his name hulk in uh in star wars and donald gleason is the other lead character oh i like donald gleason yeah he's he's always so uh different in everything and

and so good so uh he plays a, you know, very likable character who just becomes those two both involved with this Frank guy. Oh, all right. Yeah. So I'm staying up real late tonight. Yeah.

You got it. You should watch it. They're back up on the runway, man. You got a lot of movies. Yeah. You should watch that. No,

Frank is a great movie. Sean, your, your fourth pick. And then we'll do a lightning round for the fifth pick. Okay. You let me know if I can do this for the fourth pick. I'm going to pick Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Yeah, right?

Yeah. Yeah? Everybody cool with that? They're a band, Oh Brothers. Yeah, they are. Yeah. I realized that that is the through line of the movie is their band kind of gets them

you know that's how they have access to all the different stuff they do in the movie so I think that qualifies as a movie about music and it's just one of those movies kind of like that thing you do to bookend it where the song is just fantastic Dan Tominski you know

Fantastic and just such a good movie Perfect Coen Brothers flick dig it Fantastic. Dan Tominski. Oh, yeah. You know, Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Man of Constance. Fantastic. And just such a good movie. Perfect Coen Brothers flick.

Dig it. There's another. They made a movie about an actual, I guess, an actual musician, too. Yeah, they did. You prefer this? Inside Llewyn Davis? Inside Llewyn Davis. I love that movie, too.

And they made a movie about a ballad about somebody. Oscar Isaac just putting on a clinic in that movie. That dude can act. That movie is solid Over the Wire that was my fourth pick and Lightning Round we'll say one movie and one thing about it for the fifth round The Dirt because it's one of the only

movies where I've read the book Wow Sneaking that in huh Doug one movie one thing about it Stop Making Sense greatest concert film ever made. So fucking good. Oh, yeah.

So fucking good. David, one last movie. Blues Brothers. I should have picked it first. Yes. Oh, good job. Great pick. All right, with my final pick.

You shook him. We're getting the band back together. I should have picked reverse. Orange Whip, Orange Whip, Orange Whip. Three Orange Whips. Three Orange Whips. What is the fucking, we have a, oh God, we're wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it's dark.

What is that fucking? We're wearing sunglasses. Yeah. Hit it. I forget how many miles it is to Chicago, but they're not close. God, they are not close. It's so good. We got a half a pack of cigarettes.

My final pick i'm gonna throw one in there i gotta josie and the pussycats just fucking oh i was thinking that might rear its head yeah super watchable great music another adam schlesinger joint uh oh yeah those are catchy songs in there it's very catchy baby face adam schlesinger and like a couple other people are you talking about Kenneth Edmonds? Yeah, that guy that David opened for. Who wouldn't even let me in the green room. That's right.

And you weren't in that green room, too. All I wanted was in that green room. What's going on in there? I took the gig so I could be in the fucking green room. You think I wanted to go to Morongo, the Palms, in fucking shit-ass Californiaifornia i wanted to meet babyface dog i'm sorry i'm sorry so that that wraps us up to recap sean you went first you

took that thing you do straight out of compton bill and ted's excellent adventure oh brother where art thou and the dirt dog you went second you took scott pilgrim versus the world school of rock hard day's night frank and stop making sense david you went second. You took Scott Pilgrim versus the World School of Rock, Hard Day's Night, Frank, and Stop Making Sense. David, you went third. You took Jersey Boys, Rockstar, Sister Act, CB4, and the Blues Brothers. That's a good list. I went last, and I took Almost Famous, Walk Hard, A Star is Born, Airheads, and Josie and the Pussycats.

We left a lot of good ones on the board for sure. The only shit I didn't get was the five heartbeats in a band called death eddie and the cruisers spinal tap yeah the spinal tap mighty wind would that have counted yeah mighty wind count sure it's a bunch of bands um whiplash do you guys know a movie called sing street yeah i've never seen it but i know i think it's very good yeah yeah he is i think yeah the uh oh man what's that movie the irish movie the departed that's not a musical um no the uh you know what i'm talking about the pretender commitments yeah commitments the commitments yeah that's great the devil's own dude i i had rocket man i also like bohemian rhapsody i was one of those people

i loved it i loved it uh 24 hour party people with steve coogan is a really good movie about music uh behind the candelabra but that's about one dude um what's about two dudes but uh yeah man a lot of great movies pop star i don't know if that counts but pop star was fucking amazing yeah they're a bit of a bond keep on keeping on donkey rolling yeah drum i would drum line have counted i guess yeah it's a band all right that was one that i was marching that was like my six man if i didn't get what i wanted i was gonna throw a drum line out and leave it up here and after everything he did to my people this year you know know, I was ready to throw out the second Beatles movie, Help, is another one. Excellent. Very lighthearted, that movie.

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