All Fantasy Everything - MTV Shows (w/ Katie Nolan, David Gborie and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: February 22, 2018

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast that is going to do a really quick version of this because one of us has to get on an airplane. Woo! Today we are in the studio. There it is. That was a quick ass version. That was a quick ass version. I liked it still. Listen man, they got 36 flavors. You gotta test quick-ass version. I liked it still. Listen, man, they got 36 flavors.

You got to test them off. Amen. I thought it was 31. No, I got 36. This is a Wu-Tang Clan-themed ice cream parlor. Is that new shit? I didn't know. I thought I was supposed to wait.

No, don't you hate that, though? Like, you do a podcast, people talk for half an hour, and you're like, I could have gotten a coffee. Yeah, I don't need to be. I could have been here. It's good content. It's that good content. Today we are, ooh, all fantasy, everything. It's that good content.

Yeah, baby. I think that's the new tagline. Yeah. Put it on a t-shirt. It's that good content. It's that good content. Yeah. We'll put it on there with a-

Didn't like that. No, you didn't like it? No, I didn't like that. I said, yeah. No. I hated that one. I hated that one as well. It's him doing a fucking- I don't like that no you didn't like that I said yeah no I hated that one I hated that one as well it's him doing a fucking

I don't like it it's Ken Kniff it's gross from Connecticut that and then Laker girls are the two creepiest that's creepier than Laker girls

that is creepier than Laker girls I didn't like it do it again though it's cause we're making eye contact when you did it please don't look at me my girlfriend gets

like sometimes we'll be in a movie and I'll just lean over and I'll go yeah she hates it. No, the fact that you still have a girlfriend, man. After having repeatedly done that. But then I smile and I tell her how pretty she is.

No. Wouldn't work. I don't know. I don't know if that would bring me back. That would bring me back. Not enough. That would bring me back. I could just like sizing you up for a fucking skin suit.

It's gross. It is gross. Oh, Laker girls. I don't like the way that we started this. Ladies and gentlemen, you're. Can I say that? Laker girls. Okay don't like the way that we started this. Ladies and gentlemen, you're- Can I say that? Laker girls. Okay, I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't want to do it. I don't like it. David's going to take a hot-a-balloon. Hot-a-balloon. Hot-a-balloon. Hot-a-balloon. Catch an earlier flight? Sean Jordan's in the studio today.

Who would have thought? What's happening? You're going to sprite out of a coffee mug like a fucking creep. Sean Patrick Jordan drinking sprite out of a coffee mug. It's coffee out of? You're going to Sprite out of a coffee mug like a fucking creep. It's coffee out of a coffee mug. Is it coffee out of coffee and Sprite?

You're drinking coffee and Sprite? That's disgusting. A coffee and Sprite is a Phoenix latte or something like that. Phoenix, Arizona,

Chino. I'm just going to go to Phoenix for fun with you and drink coffee and Sprite the whole time with Jameson and both. We'll have some fun.

I don't mean to talk all this shit about Phoenix because I feel like we've done it on the show before, but what a place. What a blown opportunity of civic misfortune. Can't wait to finish this and go headline. Can't wait to go live my dreams

in Phoenix later tonight. You're going to have a great time. I'm sure those crowds who voted to not have Martin Luther King Day be a holiday are going to be fun. Yeah, that's my audience. I know, you're going to have a great time. I'm sure those crowds who voted to not have Martin Luther King Day be a holiday are going to be fun. Yeah, that's my audience. Surprisingly enough. Surprisingly, single bombs. You do have the best in defense of Trump joke I've ever heard in my life.

I appreciate that. Yeah. And it's not even in defense. I know. Listen, we don't have to talk about this. We don't want to get in. Buy a ticket, take the ride. Come see David.

Take the ride. Sounds like I'm going to Phoenix tonight. We're all going to Phoenix. We're going to this. We don't want to get in. I'm intrigued. Buy a ticket. Take the ride. Come see David. Take the ride. Sounds like I'm going to Phoenix today. We're all going to Phoenix. We're going to call it Funics after we get there. Oh, I like that. I do like that. I like that. I do like that.

Stretch out, baby. That's the opposite of the Ken Kinect thing. We're going to call it Funics. Oh, less the second time. No, I didn't like the... I didn't like it. Anything? This is coming out Thursday, I guess.

We'll do... Yeah. Anything? Sioux Falls, South Dakota, March 4th with Kyle Kinane. There it is. We really want people to show up. So please go. It's going to be great.

Please go. Also here, the G is silent. Yes, sir. The G is silent. Hey. Coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Great name. Yuck.

Yuck, yuck. Young yuck, bud. What do we got coming up? Oh, come see me at this weekend. Come see me at the Des Moines Funny Bone. There it is. Next weekend, I'll be in San Francisco. Weekend after that, I'm in Austin. Weekend after that, I'm in Michigan.

I'm globetrotting. We're in Austin. We're in Austin. I got a lot of, my fingers, mad pots. You were in town for a minute, and you cured that ill almost immediately. I got to go get the bag. I got to secure the bag. Yeah, come see us at South by Southwest.

Come see us at South by. March 10th. True story. Tickets available now on the internet. Yeah. Marissa, where are they? HeadGum.com slash live. HeadGum.com slash live.

Only a responsible person in this room. Only a responsible person in this room. By far. And the youngest by far. Shout out to super producer Marissa. Super producer. Yeah, absolutely. We're just on a ball spinning on her finger. By far. And the youngest by far. Shout out to super producer Marissa. Super producer. Yeah, absolutely. We're just on a ball spinning on her finger.

That's all that's going on here. Yeah, so come see us. Go see David in Des Moines. Also joining us today. Hey, hey. Yeah, popular television personality. And internet friend Katie Nolan. Now real life friend.

Yes. Who gave me tickets to the celebrity game. Gave us tickets, but neither of you were available. So I took Enemy of the Podcast at Talk Hoops. Fuck Talk Hoops. Yeah. And we talked hoops. Enemy of the Podcast.

Isn't he a friend of the podcast? He's one of our two enemies. Who's the other? Mike Malloy. Savage enemy. Enemy of the podcast. Tough but fair. Love them both from the bottom of my heart.

They've become enemies of the podcast. Do anything for them, but they both are such bad people. I would take a bullet or shoot one for either one of them. I gotta be honest. I love those dudes. Yeah, they're great. Fantastic. Had nothing but good times.

Yeah, they're fantastic. Exclusively wonderful memories with both of them. Fuck them both, but they're so good. Fucking enemies of the podcast. At Katie Nolan on Twitter, at Nady Colon? On Instagram. On Instagram. I like that.

How did you land on that name? At Katie Nolan was a dog, I think. Oh, yeah. So I couldn't, I didn't want to take it away from the dog. That's fair. So I was like, I'll just switch my, I don't know if you've noticed, you take the first initial of my last name and switch it with the first initial of my first name. You're going to have to walk me through that way slower.

We'll talk about it off air because I feel like it's going to be like an hour long. There are steps. It'll take me a while. There are steps. Yeah, yeah. But I, you know, I'll try. I trust you. How are you, you're You know, I trust you.

You're here for, what did you say, David? No, I was just going to say shout out to Gavid Dory. Oh, shout out to Gavid. No big deal. See, yours is fun because if you switch the first letter of your last name, it sounds different because it's not Bory. It's good boy. That's the G silent, obviously. Yeah, that's more interesting. I don't even know what mine would be.

World famous chocolatier. Con Yarmul. Con Yarmul? Con Yarmul. Con Yarmul. That's kind of dope. That's a rabbi. That is a rabbi, but he's a Norwegian rabbi.

Con Yarmul. Con Yarmul. A Norwegian rabbi. He summited K2. Did you know that about Con Yarmul? Without the oxygen tanks, right? Yeah. The guy was born blessed.

You're here for NBA All-Star Weekend. My first one ever. Your first one ever. Yes. How are you finding it? That's so sick. It is a thing. Yes.

Yeah. It's a real hullabaloo. It is. I was there yesterday. It is like more packed than I've ever seen like the Staples Center area. Yeah. The hotels are all full of many different types of people.

Yeah. It's one of those times where you can look at a group and go, I know what you're here for. Yes. Yes, absolutely. If you get one of them, so you can immediately diagnose what their goal is. You're here to raise the next generation of ballers. Yes, exactly. You're here to make them small ballers.

I saw some of those, let's say future NBA wives. Sure. At the ESPYs. I saw a gaggle of them and I was like whoa it's like a Ja Rule video it's a lifestyle they're very attractive and it makes a woman who's not here for that explicit purpose

though open to any opportunity coming my way I love Marcus Aldridge same with me when you're not here For that reason And you see those Walking around

You're like Well damn I bring nothing That you get immediately In security Oh get out of here None of them can read prompter Thank you so much

Yeah No it's just You get immediately like Oh I only packed sneakers Oh yeah I should have brought Maybe a heel Like a nice heel

I feel like that When I see anyone Who maybe a heel, like a nice heel. I feel like that when I see anyone who's spent any significant amount of time in a gym recently. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're just like, we're here for different reasons, but boy, am I proud of you for what you did. Right? Right. Everybody, from each what they're capable of to each what they need, right? Wow.

Socialism. Wow. Yeah. I feel like everyone on the set of the bachelorette kind of feels that way when i walk up to the set of the bachelorette and they're like oh sure yeah yeah everyone gets nervous they don't let me hang out there a lot because every all the guys get so nervous and i'm like all right final oh shout out to my friend brie who got kicked off the bachelor good for her good for her she's doing all right maybe she'll be the next bachelorette oh that's what i hope so is that how that works?

Yeah. Usually it's whoever comes in second. Oh, God. But if you're particularly wonderful and you get kicked off early because of some bullshit, they'll sometimes let you come back and be. Who did that? Who did that? Who did that?

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Who did that? Who did that? Who did that? Was that one of the ones they're going to let? Oh, I doubt it. What's her name? She was real buck, right? Is it you that's in love with her?

Who's in love with her? It's you, right? What did she do? Someone was in love with that. Someone's in love with her. With the girl from The Bachelor. I don't know why I nodded. She held the door for one of you at a coffee shop. I don't think it's me.

I don't know why I nodded, yes. Oh, it might have been Sean O'Connor. It might have been Sean O'Connor. Yeah, Sean's O'Connor. I was just doing that McCabe nod for some reason. Yeah, you were nodding. I'm like, I know you're not agreeing with me. You don't have to do that.

It just happened, but see, I'm honest. I'm admitting my mistake because, no, it was not me. That's my fault. It was that friend of the podcast, Sean O'Connor. That's my fault. Sean, you're feeling real skittish in here right now. Stop. You're feeling real scurry.

I don't know what's going on. Stop. What are you talking about? Put your shirt back on. I put my button up back on but I'm going to leave it open with my shirt on. It's an open button up.

You have two necklaces. One is of your face screaming and the other one is of your face shushing the face that's screaming. It's like a Boyz II Men video. You've got one sword that's on fire. The other one's somehow a liquid sword. Going nuts in here. Going back to the 36 flavors. Going nuts in here.

Shout out to Jizza. 36 flavors. Patron saint of the podcast, the Jizza. Son of the podcast. Today we are – oh, and also come – I don't have anything to plug. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Today we are, oh, and also come, I don't have anything to plug. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Today we are gathered here today to draft MTV programs.

Yes. Programs that have appeared on MTV at any point. Ever. Which is, it is a, a lot of fucking programs, dude.

I'll tell you, this is going to be one of the more contentious drafts we've done, I think. I'm excited. Because there's some fucking A players for sure. Can I raise one issue? Yes.

I don't think we should be allowed to pick shows that are now syndicated on MTV. I like that. What? I'm not sure that I know. Because there are shows that if you were to have Googled, let's just say, MTV shows and clicked on the wikipedia let's just say of mtv shows we all did the last category was like picked up by mtv or something it was stuff that was like like it's not one of these examples but it's like seinfeld yes yeah yeah if that now airs on mtv that's not an mtv show if we accidentally pick one of those you'll say something well i'll murder you

tootsweet there's hot coffee downstairs. I expect it poured on my arm. Will do. I can do that. I can't even think of any. There's also cold Sprite up here you can make. There's cold Sprite. Because your boy's a fucking lunatic, dude.

Having himself a Pasadena. Is that a fair rule? Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. I would have even said it was implicitly understood, but it's good to lay it out there. I don't know you guys yet. I'm just trying to feel out the vibes.

That's true. Vibes are being felt out. MTV shows are getting drafted. And the way we determine the order of that draft is with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. I'm shooting up today. This is on my bucket list. Right between the three of you.

I'm so excited. I have dreamt of this moment. We go on shoot. I hope it's everything you've dreamt of. I doubt it will be. David usually wins, but Sean won the last one. So here we go. You ready?

Can we go on shoot? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Dog. Oh. Look at your voice. Sean does it again. You can't. Shit.

I didn't mean to. And I was looking right at you. I was like, you're a dope black power. And I was like, oh, that's not true. I did that last time. I was looking at the Jew, the black guy, or the woman. Which was it? power and I was like oh that's not I did that last time the black guy or the woman which was who was that

last time too that's why I hated that I'm just gonna drink some coffee and some Sprite show out the picture would have been perfect too cause you were like this and he was like this I was running the numbers I was running the numbers. You were running the numbers.

All right, Chantel. What are you going to be? Holy buckets. Sure. That was, all right, we'll go David, me, Ian, Katie. Oh. You didn't want to go last? No, no, I do.

I forgot to tell you before you determined that order. It is a serpentine draft. What does that mean? That's a great question. That's a great question. Well, let's say that you have coffee in one hand, you have Sprite in the other. Gross. And you just kind of go, it's not that gross.

You just kind of go back and forth and you get like a good flavor mixture. Serpentine. You know, so first picks last and vice versa. Sprite, two sips of the coffee. Chase it with the coffee. I call it syrup-intin. The only way to say that is if you pick fourth in of Sprite, two sips of the coffee. Chase it with the coffee. I call it syrup-entine. The only way to say that is if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second. True story.

Syrup-entine mountain. Syrup-entine. I believe that was the emperor of Rome. I actually played football against a kid named Syrup-entine. Syrup-entine Gallos. He's going to be a good linebacker. He plays semi-pro now. Oklahoma City yard dogs. He plays in the Chinese professional league. Yeah. He's going to be a good- He plays semi-pro now. Yeah. Oklahoma City yard dogs.

He'll be good. He plays in the Chinese Professional League. Yeah. Yeah. He's not a part of the Sioux Falls Storm? Yeah. No, no, no, no. He got trained.

All right. All right. Shanghai Street Sweepers. Damn. So David Sean, Ian Katie. Yo. He's going to be one of the drafts. So focused right now.

There are so- I'm nervous. There is so much- I want to get two in a row is better than- I have so much pressure on my heart right now because it's like You're hort. I feel like I'm going to scream

six times during this. You know where I'm going? I have fucked with it since I was ditching school in the fifth grade. My first pick, True Life. It covered everything! It covered everything! It covered everything!

Ah, fucking, so much good True Life. So much good True Life. I feel like if you watched enough True Life, if more people were to watch True Life, we wouldn't have Trump as president right now, because that exposed you to everything. Yeah. Do you know it's still on the air? True Life is?

Yeah, it says it's still going. Yeah. Which I was like, maybe I don't appreciate it as much as I thought, because if I did, I'd probably still watch it. It's still there, and I'm like nostalgic for True Life, and yet, apparently, I can still have it. Do you want to know what season 21, episode 9 of True Life was? I voted for Trump.

I was going to ask you. It's not I voted for Trump. That's a great... I hate my butt. That got me. That's a great... I hate my butt. That got me. That's... Listen, that's timely. True life.

The way you said it. True life, I hate my butt. How long is that? Is that a full hour? You know what? Yeah, that's an hour. Because you could cover both sides. I bet there's a white girl with a big butt who's mad

and a black girl with a tiny butt who's mad. So you see both sides of the aisle. And then a Latino woman who's just right. Yeah, that's right. But still upset. Still upset. It's just body dysmorphia. Right, exactly, exactly.

I, man, the true life, remember that true life, I can't quit smoking weed? Yeah. Where he was just like smoking blunts in the car? And she's like, Marcus, I know you were smoking blunts. No, I wasn't. And he's like, I gotta go to the bathroom, baby, like when they're bowling. And she's like, we can't just go bowling. True Life, I have huge boobs.

I don't know if that was the exact title. Something like that. True Life, cheerleading. But there were, I mean, there were some really good ones. Like there was one on Coming Out where you're just like, holy shit, this is heavy. And it was, it feels like reality TV

before they started scripting it. That was one of those where it used to be pretty real. It felt way more documentarian than the way that the lightly scripted reality shows would come later. I remember there was a True Life I Have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that stayed with me for longer than

I wanted to because it was a guy who every time he used the bathroom had to set out the toilet paper. Yeah, I remember that. And he felt unclean, and it just made me feel unclean. And that was before we all knew about that shit.

Right, and so that is how a generation of people learned about these issues that we then didn't see as all that crazy anymore. OCD is like that, where if you see a little bit of it, it's like smelling barbecue, where even if you aren't hungry, you're just like, ooh, I could go for barbecue. But if you see someone being OCD is like that where if you see a little bit of it it's like smelling barbecue even if you aren't hungry you're just like ooh I could go for barbecue

but if you see someone being OCD you're like maybe I should open my door four times before I leave just to make sure it's like smelling barbecue how do you do that in your brain I don't know it's one of the three things it's good at

the other one is smelling barbecue can I just say I'm looking, and there's a lot of great ones I missed. Like season two, there was one called I'm Horny in Miami. Sure. Oh, that was a hard show to figure out what it was. Why don't they just call it True Life Miami? Yeah.

There was also I Live in a Brothel, which is weird. I didn't know about that. I'm Addicted to My Cell Phone was pretty crazy. Oh, man. Which nowadays, if you played it back, would just look like a normal person. Yeah, I mean, they're in their car. But it was a woman that wouldn't stop texting. Playing Snake the whole time?

Yeah. Playing Snake during the apps coming out of dinner. I meant to return the metaphor compliment. You were amazing at it on your podcast. Oh, no. Yeah. What? You're really good at metaphors as well.

Thanks. In addition to the smelling barbecue one. Thank you. That was unnecessary, but very kind. You're really good at metaphors as well. Thanks. In addition to the smelling barbecue one. Thank you. That was unnecessary, but very kind. You're welcome. Didn't want to just gloss over it. That was good. You know?

Marissa, you can cut that out. You know? It's a podcast full of nice people. Clip it off and just send it to me in an email, but cut it out of the podcast. Be a nice person. Yeah, make that your ringtone. I should leave it in there. Marissa, can we add air horns to either side of it?

Scream, scream, scream. Also, can we auto-tune me for the rest of this? Yeah, can we make David auto-tune? I just want to see what it feels like. Also, can we replace my voice with whoever did Jafar from Aladdin? Ooh, man. I think it was the same guy who did Scar. But of course, my liege.

My liege. Most gracious, my liege. I can do a pretty good Gilbert Gottfried, so I can do Iago. Jafar! That was really good. It's not bad, right? I have no jokes with that. That was great.

We're moving on to the second pick. David, you took True Life first. It's an amazing show. It really is. There's so many episodes of it. Can you identify your favorite episode? The weed one? There was one I'm addicted to porn.

I'm not addicted to porn in any way but i was just like i remember watching it and being like oh porn's kind of lame yeah because the guy was just like i just remember i think i was like what a fucking loser he's like turning down sex to watch porn and you're like and he was just like in his room smoking cigarettes with like an echo hoodie on looking at porn. And I was like, this is whack. An echo hoodie on. That weird like not even masturbating looking at porn. Yeah. That's a weird life.

As a woman, I remember hearing about guys when we were in middle school being like, yeah, sometimes we all just like sit around and watch porn. I'm like, dude, do you? Why? That never made sense to me. Why are you group watching porn? Yeah, like six of us would get together. It's fucking weird.

One of you is secret jerking off in the room. A football coach suggested that to me one time. That's weird. He suggested to watch porn with the dudes? Yeah, he said that in college. He rented this movie called Insatiable. And I guess it came out when he was in college and it was like a big deal.

And he rented it to watch it with a bunch of the girls on the softball team who, to quote him, were all lesbians. Sure. So then the whole Colorado State University offensive line watched it together, and then he suggested that me and my friend Sam Talent show it to our boys. He said it changed his life. Shout out to Sam Talent. Shout out to the Shining podcast.

Sam Talent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shining Sam and Dave. But yeah, he suggested it. I never did it. I'm not that guy. That's fucking bananas. Listen, I don't want to pass judgment on the activity because if it's what people are into,

but I never understood that for a second. I never knew. Yeah, like other dudes at the school, I'd be like, that's a thing you do together? That being said, I watched a pornography movie with an ex-teacher one time. What is your life? It's straight. Elizabeth. It was like right after high school, and he came to my house to smoke weed.

But then there was this girl we had gone to high school with who had done a pornography movie. Oh, yeah. And then it was a weird day. It wasn't a good day. It should be on True Life. True Life, I have weird relationships with my teachers. True Life, Elizabeth Colorado. True Life, I cross a lot of lines.

True Life, what even are lines? I have an ex-girlfriend who's now doing pornography. Is it Bang Bros? No, it's a variety of things. Okay. What? Yeah, a girl I used to date when I lived in Portland and then moved here.

I don't know what the proper... I don't know. Is it Nietzsche or is she general? Out there. General. Just like all the stuff. Doing all the stuff. It's not like,

so it's not like very, like a foot thing. No. She seems to be happy. Amateur with a company. With companies. Wow, she got signed. Good for her.

She's signed. She's out there in the real world. I let her, before Zach moved in and you were out of town, I let her crash to the crib for a minute

because she was like down here. Apparently, they put people in like porn boarding houses if they don't live in LA. Where's that true life? There's like bunk beds and shit and they'll go crash there. I live in a brothel, I believe. Anyway, that's what's up. We're getting real interesting real early and I like it. Yeah.

It is. Yikes. Sean, let's see if you can make it even more interesting with your first pick. First pick is going to be Beavis and Butthead. Ah, fuck. Damn. Wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid. That was like the first show that I remember sneak watching.

Because I wasn't allowed to watch it either. But I had my whole upstairs was my room. Or the whole upstairs was my room. So I would just watch it. And it was, man, it was so funny to me. It's a good show. And when they re-released it, or the new ones that they did two years ago or whatever,

so funny. And at that point, I didn't mind the music videos. Because when I was first on, and the music videos would be there, I'd be like, the fuck? I don't want to watch this. There's never videos I want to watch. And you could also still get them on MTV.

Right, exactly. I'll just watch a different show. But now it's like, trying to watch cartoons right now. That being said, David Bowie, Butt Town, Beavis and butthead watching butt town one of the funniest dude it was when they would cut to their faces when it was like a shitty like the extreme more than words and it's just their faces like oh shit kills me still did you do a beavis and butthead back in the day i most kids that i went to school with talk like butthead because we didn't have any confidence or anything. So, oh, sorry, I forgot my homework.

Shit like that. That's just how a lot of kids talked for like a year. That's the Sioux Falls accent. Did it turn Beavis later? Nobody could do Beavis the right way. Well, everybody could do Beavis the right way. People could do Cornholio. That's all anybody could do.

I need TP for my bottle. Yeah. Exactly. Whenever anyone did Beavis, that's how they did it. They put their shirt up above their head that was one of the funniest things fire

that was like the original Cornholio episode I was like dying in my room it's like the original Borat my wife or like

Napoleon Dynamite like just doing the quotes until it's not funny anymore yeah it's unfair to the source material that it reduces it to it's like less it was very funny

in the moment then it's not funny now in the movie or the show doesn't get as much shine because of that. Fucking A-right. For sure. And it also birthed King of the Hill, which is one of my favorite shows of all time. That dude, and when he said when he said, we were

whacking off in my tool shed. We were whacking off in my tool shed. And then the movie. That was good. Thank you. That was very good. Hank Hill. Strong. Owen West was saying wow. That was good. That was very good. Hank Hill. Strong. Owen Wilson saying wow. Do the wow.

Wow. Wow. I gotta do the whole thing. Wow. Christopher Walken and Owen Wilson, you're showing them a boat you just bought and they're your friends and they're very nice. I call it Lady of the Sea. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh man. We're having fun. We're in here in the podcast studio in beautiful downtown Los Angeles having fun. Head gun.

Just joshing. Beavis and Butthead, excellent pick. Thank you. Anything else to say about it? I do like the line from the movie when he goes, those are the guys who are whacking off in my, or were whacking off my camper whatever he goes are you fucking kidding me i just said that no but that's not what i'm talking about where he goes damn it you're a federal agent don't end a sentence in a preposition oh should i just put my shirt off off in my camper

they were whacking i just that line damn it you're a federal agent don't end a sentence in a preposition beavis about how to do America's excellent movie. Yeah. He's excellent at the movie. I didn't even, I didn't even get it. I didn't know, I didn't understand that they were whacking off. I didn't understand

that they were in there, which is so much funnier now. Yeah. That there's two 15-year-old dudes just like, before everybody had porn all the time.

They're just in this dude's, like, in this dude's camper jerking off. And then he's gotta be like, God, these fucking assholes! They have a whole house. They're their parents! Seemingly, they have a whole house to themselves. Why are they going? They're coming all over my tools!

They can feed off in their house, but they do it in my goddamn camper. I use those fucking garden shears! They're fucking, now they're all rusted! Todd was also super funny. They make a noise when I open them. I like Todd a lot. Yeah, Todd was so cool. Just a prick, but they just loved him. Yeah, this is're all rusted. Todd was also super funny. I like Todd a lot. Yeah, Todd was so cool. Just a prick, but they just loved him.

Yeah, this is a good ass show. Excellent show. That's a great show. Shout out to Mike Judge. Shout out to friend of the podcast, Mike Judge. Friend of the podcast, Mike Judge. You guys are so cool. He listens.

He's not really a friend of the podcast. Oh, God, it'd be tight. Friend of the podcast. Who's a real one? Pretty much just you, Katie. It's time for my first pick. Dope. Dope.

And with my, there's two that I have to get. And now it's just me, then Katie twice, then me again. You're not going to get your second one? How do you know?

Suck it up. Dude just started to cope now. I want you to take it so bad. You're not going to get it. I bet I know what it is. I think I know what it is. I have to get both of them. I don't, you know what?

I actually. I'm not going to say anything. You'll probably. I it is. I think I know what you're going to do. I have to get both of them. I don't. You know what? I actually. I'm not going to say anything. You'll probably. I'm going to have a panic attack. With my first pick. Ian, put your pants on. That's the first time anyone's taken their pants off. I don't know.

I don't even. But I got like three, four more pants underneath it. Khaki, sweat pant. Khaki, sweat pant. It's pants lasagna. Uh-huh. That's an Instagram name. Pants lasagna.

Pants lasagna. Ah. Ah, that wasanya. Pants lasagna. Ah, that was funny. Pants lasagna. With my first pick, I'm going to take the show that's the nearest and dearest to my heart, the one that's brought me probably more joy than any of the others. Oh, I know it. Because I heard you guys were into MTV TV shows. So we went ahead and filled your car with MTV TV shows.

Yes! You've officially been pimped, Daddy. Oh, man. Pimp My Ride is one of my favorite shows of all time. We put a cord pipe on the back of your minivan that you can't skate ever. We heard you like corndogs, so we covered the whole thing in batter and fried it up. Your car is a 7-Eleven that doesn't have wheels. We heard you like hang gliding, so we launched your car off a cliff.

We heard you miss your dad, so this car is a pack of cigarettes. Here's your new car, a pack of cigarettes. It was my favorite. I love everything about it. I love even at whatever young age I was when I first saw it, I loved how staged it felt. It was so fake. And like when they would, like, Exhibit is obviously a very charismatic man. Also baked.

And baked. So tight. So fucking high. See, I watched it back before I probably understood or recognized baked. But now I bet if I watched it back, I'd be like, what? When you watch it now, you'd be like. How do you host a show like that? Yeah, it's crazy.

The tightest eyes and the biggest smile. Yeah, he's so baked and all the boys at West Coast Customs thought that was just like an adorable sweet way that a person could be

and now it's like oh no that's baked baked is an adorable sweet way yeah it's fantastic and the boys at West Coast Customs

they may have smoked a joint or two I was gonna say what was the guys it was ish they would always there were a few things they would always do

they would always like put in like things they would always do they would always like put in like new I mean new interior stuff right yeah yeah like new seats

fish tanks were a big thing and then they would always paint it some insane color it was never practical never it was like putting a target on your car like rob this

there's fish inside exactly I have an aquarium and the guy's just like dude I live in Oklahoma City what am I going to do? Except they all lived in LA and the surrounding area. Yeah, I suppose they did, huh?

And now your fucking Civic is Tangelo. Yeah, that's not going to get robbed in Downey. They'd rob it just because they saw it on TV. Right. Everybody in your whole neighborhood. That's what I always thought about. The block is so hot now. The block is so hot.

Everybody knows you got Sony in your shit. Yeah. Everybody knows you got six PlayStations in your shit. You got a LaserDisc Changer. Yeah. You got to get the Viper on that. Remember the Viper? Oh, the Viper.

Protected by Viper. Stand back. Stand back. Used to throw rocks at those cars. Ivan Carmel had a Viper, dude. Beautiful. Didn't help. His cars got stolen twice.

Really? Wow. One time, it was some nice car. It got stolen, chopped up, and dumped in a river. Damn. Whoa. They gave it the mafia treatment. They gave it the karma treatment.

That is so bugged. He had a bad attitude at the time. He had a bad dad attitude. Now he's got a good dad attitude. Good attitude. Pants lasagna. Good attitude. But seriously

So good Also those cars No one kept right No way No one The insurance itself Must have gone up Through the roof

It would have been wild Because you got to pay Like renter's insurance On it too Because now it's like Basically a house Because it's got an Xbox in it

I wonder Man I'd like to hear Like the deals Or like how that worked out Because they True life My ride got picked Oh Amazing crossover episode Have they not done that Are you listening And I'd like to hear the deals or how that worked out. True life, my ride got picked.

Oh! Damn. Amazing crossover episode. Are you listening, Carson Daly? Do you still have ties? He can still get in the room. I'm going to just write Hollywood into the number box on this text message. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope it gets there.

Dearest Hollywood. I hope this text finds you well. Yeah, dude. Pimp my ride. Remember that one where they just had to buy straight up a new car for the dude because his car was so busted? It was like a Scion. I hope this text finds you well. Pimp my ride. Remember that one where they just had to buy straight up a new car for the dude because his car was so busted?

It was like a Scion. Which was like, I kind of missed the accord. Real white elephant situation, the old pimp my ride. When I had a car, which I don't anymore because I live in New York, but when I did, my car was messy. I kept everything in it. So if my ride were to ever get pimped it would have been

made into like a trash can yeah they judge it based off what's in your car that's awful ask me i'm standing right here yeah that would be what i like i would have a bunch of empty stump town coffee nitros i have shit from people i gave rides like Like, yeah, that's my friend Jake. He has a meth problem. I was taking him to work. I don't need it filled with light bulbs. It's the only show where you're asked to take complete responsibility for the things inside of your car. I don't like that aspect of it. I don't have a kid.

Those are just my friend's diapers. If there was just a show that made you take responsibility piece by piece for the things in your car, it could be a way darker show. Like a similar MTV show that I won't mention. Yes, it's funny. You should bring up other a similar MTV show that I won't mention. Ah, yes. It's funny. You should bring up other MTV shows because it's time to hear your first too. It's really hard to make my first pick. It's so hard to start.

It is, right? Because I'm like, I have so many, and if I lose any of them, I'm going to be devastated. But I understand it's the concept of the podcast. For everybody who's just. So with my first pick, I'm going to take the challenge. Okay. Look at you.

The challenge is good. Here's why. The challenge is the future of sports in America. Sure. Challenge is like the next... We've been trying to push soccer as the fifth greatest

American sport for quite some time. Yeah. It should be the challenge. The same way that like Dippin' Dots is ice cream of the future and we're here in the future.

I love that we're talking about it. It's been the future for a while. Yeah, we still have regular ice cream. So like soccer, sport of the future is still not really happening. Shouts to soccer,

it's cool, it's just not catching on. Challenge is the future of sport. I would love more CT in my sports. Yeah, absolutely. He makes everything better. I'm real afraid of the air.

And the aspect of like when you're off the field, we also get to watch you in your house. Yeah. And the stuff you do in your house could affect what happens on the field. I'm all in on that. This is like what sports used to be like before like there was like advanced training techniques and like, you know.

When it was just like strong dudes. Or just like strong people who still like got hammered every night, you know. That's the thing. You're like, how did they all stay so shredded? Because I've seen kids get so fucked up every night. It's definitely steroids. Because no one's testing. It's the thing. You're like, how do they all stay so shredded? Because I get so fucked up every night. It's definitely steroids. Because no one's testing. That's what I love. Nobody's testing.

It's pure in the sense that it's not pure at all. Dude, CT is shooting up fucking horse growth hormone right into your penis. He's got Belarusian crazy ass steroids. That dude is Huge Yeah it's crazy

Like I bet he just Sits at bars and looks around Like first person to look at me Is getting fucked up Yeah He seems so buck That CT dude There was a scene

In this past season Dirty 30 Where Derek I don't know if you remember Which If you remember Derek It's D-E-R-R-I-C-K He's been around for a while

Okay he's one of the best He came back No he's white. Ooh, I'm not. Maybe I'm getting the spelling wrong because you're right, that is Black Derek's spelling. I don't know if he's,

I think that's how he spells it. He's like 40. This dude? Yeah, that dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flip it around, let me see. He is 34. So, okay, but he's old on the show,

so it feels 40. He comes back. He's very like, I'm here for my kids. I just want to make my kids proud good for him and he has this moment where he's dangling from a thing over this water and they need this girl to be able to jump onto the ledge and he risks great audio content he reaches out to her and she jumps and lands on just his arm and she's dangling over the water and he's just like he's like curling her

curls her and brings her it was like that is the best moment in sports that I've ever seen that's some cliffhanger shit

so as much as it's like haha it's an MTV reality show there are these incredible little pockets of athletic feats of athleticism

that are just they're just they take your breath away it seems attainable too. You're like, I can do that. If I put in one solid summer. CT is a trainer. I feel like you give me three seasons

to train with CT. Just like a spring, a summer, and a fall. And autumn. I come back in winter. At least be like a better bowler I love that the G would not be silent

at that point oh I would yell I would I would fucking scream 30 seasons of that show I think we're in the 31st but it hasn't that's not 30 years right

no there's like 3 seasons sometimes anybody will do that shit where they're like we're on the 114th season of you know

XYZ show and I'm like what I don't want to name any other shows but but it did come out a long time ago. When it was blank, blank challenge. When it was the blank, blank challenge. So maybe they're like hybriding them or whatever. Hybriding them. Maybe there's a hybrid.

When I was little, I used to watch blank, blank challenge. And then I kind of fell off when Blank was canceled. And it was no longer a show. Because I was like, how? I preferred Blank. Really? Yeah, to Blank. Yeah.

I too liked Blank. Yeah, Blank was great. I'm with you on that. Oh, you guys are fucking with me. No. No. No, we're not fucking with you. Oh, okay.

Okay. I'm sorry. I got defensive. I got defensive. No, no, no, no. Put your shirt back on. I was going for Blank. I know you were making fun of me.

I know you were making fun of me. I know you were making fun of me. But so then when it became the challenge and it was just random people from Blank and then other shows sometimes, I was like, I can't fuck with this. I know. This isn't the same. No attachment to this game.

And then I came back and was like, oh, I'm in. You came home. Because it was like with The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, when you start to understand how the production is part of the show and you appreciate the way they produce it to get the best

then you're like cool I'm back in. So now I'm fully back in so that's my first pick and I feel pretty strong about it. Excellent first pick as it is a serpentine draft

you now have the first pick of the second round as well. I am so torn because I know as it is a serpentine I'm not getting a pick again for a while. You gotta be careful.

And I've got two really strong second picks. If you take one of them I am Dude I'm canceling the podcast. It's tense in here.

Yeah. I love it. Because I think it's because I think it's the one you want I think I have to take it. Yes please do. I'm gonna take my

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on Twitter and I tweeted back and said like, but Dottie, I said I wanted a pearl white Range Rover. Yes, that's right. Not a black one

and then this or whatever but it's anyway. And then it carried on similarly for a couple more tweets. Yeah, we took it too far. We took it wide. So far that it came back.

Fully explore the idea. I got a bunch of likes on the final tweet which means we brought it back. Yeah. We took it too far. We took it one, yeah. So far that it came back. Fully explore the idea. I got a bunch of likes on the final tweet, which means we brought it back. You actually did get a lot. Yeah, I crushed that. Fuck yeah. So that's the whole reason

why we're here. And what a fucking amazing show. Man, the show was great. It was just so good. It was so fun to hate them. Oh, and I did. But also, I wanted my own super,

like I'd always be like, this show's for girls. And there'd be a dude and you'd be like, lame, but then also like, I don't like it. Was course. Like, I'd always be like, this show's for girls. And there'd be a dude, and you'd be like, lame, but then also, like, I don't like it. Was Magic Johnson's son on that show, or was he from a different? Could have been. It could have been.

Was EJ Johnson on it? CeeLo had a kid that was on it. His daughter, right? Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. There were a few kind of famous people's kids. Well, Tiana Taylor, who now is the sexiest human alive. Whoa, was Tiana Taylor on Super Sweet 16?

Yes, and she came out as, like, a Barbie doll in the dopiest human alive. Whoa, was Tiana Taylor on Super Sweet 16? Yes, and she came out as like a Barbie doll in the dopest dress ever that made every girl watching that show be like, that's why I would want a Super Sweet 16. And on that show, she was one of the only cool chicks. Yeah, those girls were mean. She wasn't mean or nasty. She was actually just really awesome.

There was always like friend drama too. Yeah, always. Remember the girl, like the not cool girls would try to crash it all the time and she'd be like, no, this is my party. They can't come in.

Dad. Dad. While she's wearing her seventh dress of the evening. Being baked into a cake at that moment. Yeah.

Didn't Nelly perform on there once? Might have. Rihanna was on one episode. Rihanna was? But this is like Ponda replay Rihanna, right? Yes, that was Rihanna before she stopped trying so hard.

Still decent Rihanna. Yeah, of course. But it's not, bitch, when I have my money. No, it's not. She's not showing up to a Sweet Justine. Run, run, run, run. There was that girl, Audrey, who had the breakdown, which I believe is what I was technically referencing in my head, where they gave her

the Lexus she asked for, but on the wrong day jesus and she screamed you're ruining you ruined my life i fucking hate you to her parents man and every any show that like takes rich people and shows you how quote unquote like how much their life actually sucks that made us pores feel good watching it as kids it didn't suck though it didn't but it's like at least they suck as people

at least they're miserable you're a piece of shit who's unhappy yeah and they would always get really really extra about how they invited people

oh my god remember there was one where they hired like a band that would like walk up to people and play the trumpet it's like what is this? I got picked.

Oh, I'm going. And then all the kids that are with them are like, me too. And they're like, no, not you. The trumpet. John's invited you. I just wanted to crash one of those parties bad. I would have been one of the crashers. They should have made a show about that.

Yeah, yeah. Like, not my super sweet 16 at all. Just me coming in there. Yeah. Velour sweatsuit, stunting. Or whatever I was wearing at the time. Or whatever. That was the velour era,

right? They had so many people staffing those parties, you probably could have been like, I'm with catering. Yeah. I could have just, if you would have just

worn like a suit with a cummerbund, you would have been able to get in no problem. Man. That show is, that show is something else. Yeah.

I did love that show. It was so fun. I never had a sweet 16, and so it wasn't really in, I mean, I grew up in Framingham, Massachusetts. Oh, yeah. Top of the food chain. Sure, sure.

And so we didn't ever, I had maybe one friend that had one of those. Oh, I didn't, yeah, I don't know anybody. No, I don't know one person that had. A lot of bar mitzvahs, but no, I didn't have anybody. I went to a kinse once. Bar mitzvahs, you say? I was a bar mitzvah dancer. What's a bar mitzvah dancer? You know, the people that come out and are like, let's go.

Oh, yeah, like you were getting the crowd going? Yeah, that was it. Oh, my God. We didn't need one of those at my bar mitzvah. The crowd was already lit. We were some West Coast lit up Jews, so we were already out there dancing. Some West Coast lit Jews. Yeah, none of that stuffy East Coast Judaism.

Ooh, shots fired. I'm trying to start an East Coast, West Coast lit Jews. Yeah. None of that stuffy East Coast Judaism. Ooh, shots fired. I'm trying to start an East Coast, West Coast Jew beef. One of us takes pastrami, the other takes corned beef. Can I get in? Yes, you're in. Are we corned beef? Yeah, dude, we're corned beef. Yeah, I'm in.

Dude, you're my man, 50 grand. Yeah, I'm in. I'll represent the East Coast Jews. That's too bad. As a muggle, I will represent the East Coast Jews. I was going to say Pastrami Jew, but I didn't feel good about it.

Shiksa. Is that what you... You're a Shiksa. Is that what that is? Is that the real term? A Shiksa's a woman who's a Goyim. Yeah.

Oh, so a woman that's a Goyim is a Shiksa. There's so many words. So I'm a Goyim. You're a Shagits. Cool. That sounds... Come on, man.

We're friends, buddy. With a hard Z, I don't know. Shagits. I don't like it. Shagits. He's a Begits. He's a...

What am I? You're also a Shagits. All right. You can get cock enough and yum. What? I don't know. You gotta shit. It's not like you said,

you can get cock enough and yum. It did say, I'm like, cock enough and yum, and I didn't want to say it. Get cock enough and yum. It's basically Yiddish for go shit off a pier. Go shit off a pier.

What? Wait, I thought go shit off a pier was Yiddish. Go shit off a pier. Why don't you get bent, Turkey? Go shit off a pier. Yeah. I say that all the time. In traffic, dude.

Pound sand, bro. The challenge and my super sweet 16 are your first two picks. Strong picks. Strong fucking picks. Let's hear this fucking pick you had to get. I had to take it. One of the only MTV shows to really rep the 503, the Portland, Oregon. The real top of the food chain where champions are made.

A show that involved our friend Lance Bangs. Fucking jackass. Damn. I had to have it. Man. One of the great MTV shows of all time. I'm furious that I didn't get that pic. We did all that shit.

We did all that shit. All that. That shopping cart shit. You're like, yeah, doing it. Oh, my God. Oh, so much of that shopping. We would do it. I can't believe we didn't get kicked out of Winco, which was like the big budget-ass grocery

store. Yeah, you remember Winco. Dude, we would do wild shit and crash grocery carts full of people into other people. We did that whole scrape shit off the shelves thing. Yeah. I can't remember if that was in CKY or what, but I group them all in the same. That show had such a negative effect on me in my life. Dude.

Imagine like just people who worked at places like Walmart and shit where they're like, oh, there's five kids in here. There's five like 15 year olds. What are they going to go fuck up? Some bad shit's going to happen. It also gave rise to the kid who could be popular because he was just willing to like kids in here. There's five 15-year-olds. What are they going to go fuck up? Some bad shit's going to happen. It also gave rise to the kid who could be popular because he was just willing to jump out of a moving car.

I dated that kid for that reason. He got some shine for a couple months there and you're like, oh yeah, he won me over when he stapled his balls to the desk. He just was so brave. What kind of God-fearing woman doesn't want that? He doesn't have commitment issues. He committed his balls to the desk. He just was so brave. What kind of God-fearing woman doesn't want that?

Clearly doesn't have commitment issues. He committed his balls right to that desk. He'll get married. His balls are married to the table now. That shows the impetus

for the disorder. I just know so many kids who are stapling shit to shit. Yeah, dude. Just stapling shit to shit. Yeah, dude. Shout out to, I think, Chris White,

who stapled his nutsack to his leg. That's my ex-boyfriend! Are you kidding? Same kid also chugged salsa. It was that personality. Oh, God. My friend Adam took a... One of those things

seems pretty reasonable. The popcorn butter, my friend Adam took a... Our friend Adam took just a bite of that like powder butter that you put on popcorn. I swear he almost died. He was losing.

We were at a movie theater, no water, so he had to drink a Slurpee to chase it down. And he was fucking choking for like 10 minutes. It was nuts. Me in front of the podcast, not in the studio, not on the microphone. Nick Nampe got into a Roman candle fight with each other. That's fun though. I was doing that before Jackass. That's a good time.

It's fun. They don't hurt as much as people you think. And it does make that coming out of the tubes sound. I feel like I'm getting one shot at me right now. I should take cover. It just hits in your calf and it burns for a second. I'm on fire now. Do the silencer.

Oh. Isn't that good? It's good, right? I mean, I only know from video games because I can't say I've ever shot a gun with a silencer on it. Well, me neither. I've never even seen a silencer. It feels good. That feels right.

We're doing the important work, talking about the important things. I don't think we would have had the YouTube shit that kids do now, like the cinnamon challenge or the eating Thai pod if it weren't for Jackass. I mean, Big Brother started all that stuff, like the old Big Brother shit, poop, and boob.

Those were amazing. Yeah, those old skate videos. They started all that stuff, and that's where like shit, poop and boob those were amazing yeah those old skate videos they started all that stuff and that's like where Jackass came from and like CKY I met the CBS show I'm like what are you

talking about like when did that happen was that Big Brother After Dark Big Brother After Dark when they're shitting out boobs and stuff shitting off peers

is more like it okay Cock and Muffin the Omelette excellent show good pick great pick Ian Sean Jordan Shitting off peers is more like it. Okay, cock and mouth and yamble. Excellent, Joe. Good pick, good pick. Great pick, Ian. Sean, it is time for your second pick.

Second pick is going to be Unplugged. Oh, that is a great pick. Music, television, Unplugged. I thought I was going to be able to sneak that out of there. I had a feeling that was your... Yeah, kind of a dad pick. Kind of a lame pick. Kind of a lame pick. I don't remember giving a shit about what either one of you think. It's a pincer movement.

You're getting it from both sides. You didn't like Jay-Z on Unplugged? I liked it. I honestly thought that was going to be Ian's pick. I thought that was your second pick. I thought I was going to be able to sneak that at five. That's a late in the draft. You took it way too early.

It's not a value pick right now. You're overpaying. I'm glad I got it. Kicker in the second round? Yeah. Pete Stojakovic, dude. His last name better be No more Seabass. I know.

Really sad. Wish you luck in all future endeavors, Sebastian Janikowski. For both of us. He'll be all right. He's going to be all right. All three of us, Sean? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. All four. Marissa? All five. Yeah, good enough. He's going to be all right. All three of us. Sean? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Totally. All four. Marissa? All five. Yeah, good enough. That's good. Strong nod. Yo, Unplugged didn't even make my list.

It wasn't even on there? It wasn't on mine either. I don't know. It just felt like... I'm with you more than they're with you. Yeah. What are some of your favorite performances? I was going to say, I'm open to hearing an argument.

I don't mean to shut you down immediately. It just felt like a groundbreaking kind of show. It was like the first intimate acoustic setting like that. I don't know. It was just a cool thing for MTV to do. I'm kind of shocked of all the flack that I'm getting. Also, but Behind the Music did that, too. I wish we were doing VH1, too.

And they also got to talk. Did they talk on Unplugged a lot? A little bit. I mean, I just remember Nirvana on Unplugged, and it was just one of those things where you're like, holy shit, this is crazy. Well, you're not thinking of VH1 thinking of VH1 Storytellers? Maybe that.

No, Behind the Music. Oh, yeah. No, never mind. Behind the Music was like, and then we got into Coke. Yeah, that's when things hit rock bottom. You're right. I'm thinking of like the live acoustic performance. And that was the second time that Nikki Sixx died.

Yeah. That kind of stuff. That was Behind the Music. I mean, the Nirvana one is legendary. Yeah, I mean, honestly, all I can think about is Nirvana and Jay-Z. The Jay one? And that was enough to make you take it with your second pick. Yeah.

All right. Name a third person who's performed on it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Why are you so cold? Hold on, hold on. That's what Jeopardy should do instead of do. It should just be you progressively getting louder with a chuckle. You just get a menacing laugh.

That made me feel like I was on the hot seat. Like, damn. It was so icy. That was ice cold. I would say, I bet Whitney Houston did it at some point. Come on, Sean. Come on, don't do that. You're grasping at straws.

And by the way, no. Really? Yeah, I'm looking right now. Did John Mayer, because I went to one live, but I don't know if it was for VH1 or for... Let's have a look here. Absolutely, yeah. What year? John Mayer for sure.

Oh, wait. When Battle Studies came out? No, never mind. He didn't. He was scheduled to. And then didn't. Yeah, unplug. This happened one time before.

I picked a bean burrito at one time in the Taco Bell draft. We need no onions. Yeah, unplug. This happened one time before. I picked a bean burrito one time in the Taco Bell draft. We need no onion. Just as upsetting. No one remembers. Just as upsetting to the room as this pick seems to be. Listen, I'm not as against this.

I mean, dog, there is a lot of shit still on the table. I consider it fourth, fifth round talent. Yeah. You know. There's a music-related thing

that is, forget it, I'm going to give away too much. I like your pick. Great pick. Still's a music related thing that is, forget it, I'm going to give away too much. I like your pick, great pick. Still going to win the draft. All right, you sweetie pie.

David, it's time for your second and third picks. Dog, of course my second pick is Cribs. Here it is. Of course.

It changed a generation. I love the Cribs when it was obviously not their house. Like when the Ying Yang Twins had clearly just rented a house in Atlanta. What the fuck was that?

There was a room with a painting of a sailboat in it. Ying Yang twins didn't buy that. The whole room was nautical, dude. Whose house is it? I don't know. It was like some kind of Airbnb before Airbnb. I think it was like, you know the house that they lived in

in Arrested Development? Yes. Like the show house? I think it was that. I don't think anybody lived in that yin yang twins house. Oh God. And then Redman kept it super cutty.

Oh Redman's That was legendary. With the Sega and like a roommate or something. It was like a cousin asleep on the floor. The doorbell

you had to rub the wires together. Shoebox full of cash just in case. Shoebox full of cash. Bunch of porno tapes. Yeah. Bunch of porno tapes.

I remember them him like using his like Xbox controller or whatever and like doing it at the camera and then they slowed it down for some reason. Oh.

That one was, it was just like, it was like, you know, remember how they did all the stats and it was just like, yes,

it was just like, townhome, 800 square feet, Trenton, New Jersey. Yeah. They're like, I believe Redman's name is on the lease

I don't know if he lives there Trenton, New Jersey everybody all the rappers had a Scarface room every oh that was

the big thing was fucking a movie playing Scarface at all times oh man Chris Dahl in the fridge

it was like you're not living like that it was like the beginning of like people fronting it was the first

flex for the gram it was the first flex for the gram like It was the first flex for the gram. Like, clearly dudes were like, they had all these cars they probably... Seven rented cars out front. Like, yeah, I got six Corvettes. I'm not too worried about it. Oh, I loved it. And they're all parked.

Like, no, this is just how we park them. All diagonal and weird in the driveway all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved it. Cribs was so good. It also feels like it was right at the end of when that would have worked. Yeah. It was the end of that working.

Yeah, it's tough for that to now be like, here's all the money and opulence people would be like i'm more about transparency right i like you to be relatable now mobi had a good one his cribs was like that where it's like everything's just cedar and i'm kind of getting into minimalism and they're like okay yeah all right so three seconds of this crib great can we go back to one of those cribs yeah one of those episodes that has three houses because like the first one wasn't so good yeah So three seconds of this crib? Greg, can we go back to a split star now? One of those episodes that has three houses because the first one wasn't so good. It's like a split level. Hey, Moby, nice car.

Next. Master P talking about his million dollar chandelier. That was real, though. His indoor helicopter. Master P's caked up. The elevators in the crib, that was always where I'm like, oh, dog. The studio, they always had an in-house studio.

Whenever I was with a rapper or somebody that got famous recently, I was always like, how'd you spend it that quick? Yeah, that's what I was wondering too. I never understood

how any of that worked. You've been moving into furnished housing. A what? I think they move into like furnished housing. That's what happened with like Ying Yang Twins

where they move into a house that's like already got furniture. I straight up don't believe that that was their house. I don't think. Ying Yang does sus where they move into a house that's like already got furniture I straight up don't believe that that was their house I don't think that's sus as hell I loved exhibits

though because it was very realistic Missy Elliott's was dope she had a race car bed yeah and a TV

that came out of like the where the magic happens that was the most fun joke this is where it goes down this is where the magic happens this is my bed

it's four California kids pushed together there's no shack shack bed that big circle bed oh my god dot com This is where the magic happens. This is my bed. It's four California kids pushed together. Shaq! Shaq's bed. That big circle bed. Shaq's bed. Shaq.com.

It was like the size of a trampoline. Oh, Shaq's bed. It was so sick. Rasheed Wallace was on there, too. They did a Cribs with Rasheed Wallace? Rasheed was on it. Damn. Because of you, as the celebrity game was ending and I was streaming out, Rasheed Wallace

and Kevin Garnett were walking in. Oh, gosh. And I was wearing a Rasheed Wallace hoodie. Oh, wow. And we made eye contact, but I didn't say anything because I was literally, for the second time in my life, too starstruck to say anything. Who was the first time?

I remember how famous... We just met downstairs. It was when Katie was downstairs. I was shook a little bit. The other first time, and you will probably think this is ridiculous too, was Bill Simmons when I was at ESPN screen testing for something with the fat Jewish. That guy who was scared.

I know, it was fucking wild. Yeah. That's an insult to you, I feel. As a fat Jewish, an authentic fat Jewish. Authentic fat Jewish. This guy stole that shtick too? Fucking prick. Oh my God, that's good.

Oh, as a fat Jewish. As a fat Jewish. Who writes my own jokes. My own goddamn jokes. And has had them stolen by those aggregators before. Ay, ay, ay. But I went upstairs because they got a lunch for us in between the screen tests. And Zach Lowe walked in.

And I was like, fuck. Love Zach Lowe. Love him. I'm like, fucking Zach love i love your uh when you're on the podcast i love reading your stuff and he was like oh thanks man he was like very polite as he is and then uh and then bill simmons walked in who like i just wasn't expecting to see him and like i listened to all the podcasts and read all the books and all that stuff and i was just like and like he like i was a late night writer and he'd been a late night writer and I was just like, hey man, nice to meet you.

Really like your, all right. Yeah. And I sat like sat down and like cold sweated for like 30 seconds. What a fun feeling that is though. I like it. And then Rashid last night, I think it's like the doubling of the surprise. Cause we've, like I was on a boat with Tom Hanks for like, or Tom Cruise for like six hours last summer, you know? Yeah, but it is fucking. the surprise. Because I was on a boat with Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise for like six hours

last summer, you know? Yeah, but it is fucking... But I expected to see Tom Cruise so it wasn't like crazy. I like Rasheed Wallace better than Tom Cruise too. 100%. Yeah.

And KG too. KG and Rasheed at the same time? Still doing that hoodie thing. I still don't get it. How is it staying on? Still doing that. He did it last night.

I saw him and I was like, I still don't get it. Talented man. Support you 100% in your endeavors. It's probably afraid to fall off of his head. Yeah, I would be. I would be too. I saw him and I was like, I still don't get it. Talented man. Support you 100% in your endeavors. It's probably afraid to fall off of his head. I would be. I would be too. I would be.

Cribs, dude. Forgot what show we were talking about. Oh, yeah, me too, me too. Only because I took Unplugged, you had to take Cribs, huh? Yeah, that's why I did it, Sean. That's why. That's why. David, what's your third pick?

Shout out to the new Fat Jewish podcast on TheRinger.com. I don't know what they're doing. Some sort of a Roto League pop culture thing? Yeah, that's it. It's an auction draft. It's an auction. Fuck. I'm afraid of that happening every day.

This one, I was hesitant to pick it. Okay. But then I really thought about how much time I've spent watching it. That's fair. And how much all of us probably have just at least with it in the background. Go on. I'm going next. Oh.

Never a background show. Next. Always a full focus. I loved it when they would come off the bus and just say wild shit like if this next guy is an ice cream truck driver I'm gonna lick his asshole

and you're like what the fuck and then it would freeze then you'd get the three facts and it was like loves hamsters lives in New Jersey

can't read right that show was so fucking funny, dude. It was so funny. And also, shout out to Becca Adams, Girl From My High School was on it. Oh, shit.

Dude, I was, bro, I was homesick from the call center job. Not sick, just didn't want to go because call centers suck. Sick, yeah. And I'm sitting down there, what am I doing with my life? What? Can't you do that from home? No, I had to centers suck. Sick, yeah. And I'm sitting down there. What am I doing with my life? Can't you do that from home? What?

Can't you do that from home? No, I had to drive in. Oh, man. It was really bad. That feels like a job you could easily do from home. You would think, but no. Man. I currently do it in a building in Glendale. Yeah, I did it in Glendale. Wow. When I worked for Netflix, I had to drive all the way to goddamn Hillsborough, Oregon from goddamn Portland, Oregon. Goddamn it. That sounds terrible. I am so sorry to all of you. We were call center boys.

I still am. I still am. I currently am. It's a good way to get a lot of money for not a lot of work. It is. It pays more than it should. I didn't mean to interrupt you. Oh, no. Please continue.

Yeah, so I'm one morning like, God, my life sucks. I'm 21. I live in Elizabeth. What am I doing? I turn on Next because I didn't go to work today. Becca fucking Adams. She was on Next. She Nexted like seven black dudes. Wow. She on next she next did like seven black dudes

she loved it do you remember the one girl that got off the bus this may be too niche she fell yes that she walks over the dude was like are you okay and she was like yeah i'm good and he was like next he just didn't want to next her without making sure she didn't have some serious medical problems that was the iciest shit too when they would next people as soon as they got off the bus and then dude would go back to the bus and they'd be like what happened dog and they'd be like man i don't know she's a fucking bitch yes every time and then all the losers would be on the bus like, yeah, fuck that bitch. And then the dude would come back and be like,

oh, we told you she sucked. But really, she's pretty reasonable. She just didn't. She was an idiot. Sometimes you didn't drive an ice cream truck. She didn't like your chain wallet. Yeah. She didn't like your JNCOs.

Or your crazy town hair. Yeah, dual wristbands. She wasn't into that. She didn't like your puka shell necklace. Your tank top on a date. How you're trying to look like Chad Michael Murray, but you're not pulling it off. She didn't like your filibong shirt. Oh, she did not like your filibong shirt.

She did not like it. She didn't like the pants with the heavy cargo pocket on the calf of the leg rather than up on the thigh of it. How'd you get a zipper on jeans kind of situation? She liked your frosted tips, but she didn't like your visor. And the sunglasses on the back of the head was also an issue for her. Yeah, it was too much. She couldn't handle it. Over the line. God, that show was great., it was too much. Couldn't handle it. Over the line.

God, that show was great. The concept was so simple. The concept was perfect. It was so brutal. It wouldn't play now, though. Same thing with that other, whatever I said that about before. Oh, yeah. It wouldn't play.

We're too jaded to that. Because it was always like, and this is so mean, and it's not me. It's the show, so I can say it. But when you saw a bigger guy or girl about to get off the bus and they're like, I'm ready to go. I'm really nice. I've got great personality.

And they would walk off and the person would just go, next. I don't like that. I think fat dudes should have marketed a difference. I think they should have been like, hey, my name is David Borey. I'm super fat.

Big ass, dude. Big ass. Straight up. What's up? I'll take you down on the bus right now. They're afraid to come off. They're afraid to come off this fucking bus because they're in the shadow of my huge donger. Yeah.

I'm yelling. They would have let you say it. You want to let them sell off the bus? Tripped over it. Yeah. That show might as well have been called Varsity Cross Country. Yeah. For how well fat guys did on it.

Oh, my God. It was. Why would you go on it, though? You know what's going to happen. You were going to be the one fat dude that didn't get next? Yeah, it's because you moved to LA to become an actor, a comedian, and you're like, I'm going to get a TV credit. But if you were the one fat dude who didn't get nexted, you would be a legend.

It would be like you, the fat kid from the Big Green. Yeah. Philip T. Moore Hoffman. Ian Thompson. Yeah, like Biggie. Philip T. More Hoffman. Yeah, like Biggie. Tony Soprano. You'd be on our Mount Rushmore.

Yeah. But yeah, anyways, Next. Loved it. Good show, good pick. I like that. Speaking of Next. Huh? Huh?

What a transition. He's going to pick. Fuck it. Shut the fuck up. He's going to pick TRL. He's going to pick TRL. Eventually. TRL. Not right now, I'm not. Don't you do it. Not's going to pick TRL. He's going to pick TRL. Eventually. Not right now, I'm not. Don't you do it.

Not right now, I'm not. I see you wanting to do it. Sean supports any and every Carson Daly vehicle. I'm going to pick Rock and Jock. Oh. That's a good call. Just like Rock and Jock. It wasn't a steady show, but it was obviously an MTV show.

They had softball and basketball were the two big ones that I remember. Rock and jock basketball, I don't know why it's not still a thing. It should still be a thing. I mean, that's kind of the celebrity game. But they also had pros. I mean, there was a Ruffles, what was it, a four-point line? Only in the second half. Rock and jock was so cool.

They had three hoops. They had the 20-foot high hoop. I know. I forgot they had the 40-point shot. Yeah, and they had the 10-point shot. Yeah, and they had like the 10-point shot. And it was Dan Cortez's abs. And they took it so serious, which I love when everyone

gets together and they're really playing. They weren't like malicious or anything, but they were just fucking serious about it, like they wanted to win. I just remember Nelly saucing on it. Some of those celebrities are like... He got drafted by the St. Louis Cardinals, didn't he? He was a real athlete. Yeah, he raps about it. But yeah, some of those celebrities are like... He got drafted by the St. Louis Cardinals, didn't he? I remember, yeah. He was a real athlete.

Yeah, he raps about it. But yeah, some of those celebrities, you're like, holy shit, you are a pretty good athlete. They have active athletes in it, too. Now I don't think any of the leagues would allow that. We're not going to let you shoot at a 20-foot hoop. If Damian Lillard went out there and was 50 feet away. It's going to be you playing against Dave Holmes and...

Damian Lillard, Jesse Camp guarding him. Jesse Camp! 50 feet away. It's going to be you playing against Dave Holmes and... Damian Lillard, Jesse Camp guarding him. Jesse Camp! He was tall, though. He was real tall. He might have a Wynn Butler game. I'm just going to guard Damian Lillard. Wow.

That is an impersonation you probably don't get to use all that often. I don't know if I've ever done it. But that just landed hard in this room. Fucking Mozart over here. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm going know if I've ever done it. But I just landed hard in this room. Fucking Mozart over here. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm thinking, man, I'm going to pick the bottom one, man. I'm just going to go with the bottom. You guys are cool. Jesse Camp, ladies and gentlemen.

Where is he now other than dead props? God, that can't be a happy answer to that question. Yeah, I don't think, I don't know that he's doing too hot. Again, different times. We picked a clear drug addict to win a competition. Dude, Dave Holmes was, and by the way,

Dave Holmes ended up being a VJ for years and years. Dave Holmes and I, we'll go to wine country weekends every now and then. Met him at Andy Wood's pool. I was going to wine country weekends with other dudes. Me, Matty Bronger, Davey Holmes. Matty B, Davey H. One of Matty B's dudes from

Portland. He got for his 40th birthday a wine country house. Man. So I got to go hang out with all these grown-ass grown-ups. Yeah. And fucking drink wine and eat Brazilian steak and shit. Hell yeah. Oh, Ricky Carmona came and DJ'd. God, Ricky's tight. Even though there were only eight of us. Now that's a DJ

I can get on board with. Ricky Carmona DJ'd the 51st Jokes after party and it was so sick. He's so good. Yeah. Shout out to Ricky Carmona. Shout out to him. Ricky Carmona. Way to to him. Ricky Carmona. Way to keep us on task. Yeah, thank you. I like that. Got you.

Got you. I heard the tone. All right. Keep it moving. I get it. Rockin' Jock is a good pick. It's a good pick. Did they have football?

Yeah. I feel like I'm remembering an armchair going back and forth in the end zone. Armchair quarterbacks. And a fan got to sit in it and try to catch the ball. That's a distinct memory that was either a dream or very real.

That's the one where Nelly Sosson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that's how he got. That's a funny story. That's actually how he got cast to be in The Longest Yard. No way. No, no. Oh, that's such a believable lie.

That was weird. That was a Shane lie right there. That's a Shane Torres lie. He's like, holy shit, I believed it. And you're like, no, I was kidding. Yeah, he's like. You were lying, Shane, is what you were doing. Yeah, that's what that's called.

You weren't kidding. You were lying. I used to go to Burger King a lot. Really? No. Why? I'm a Golden Gloves boxer. To what end?

He does this all the time. For what purpose? Believable lies. I have a friend who thinks every person should have one believable lie they can tell about themselves. That's like an interesting fact. And I buy in on that. That's a fun one.

And his believable lie involves one MTV show. Oh. So if anyone picks it, I promise I'll tell this My believable lie is that I'm a blood relative of Adam Sandler. Oh, I can see that.

I would believe that. You guys got the same face. Uh-huh. Yeah. Shape. Shape head. Head shape. I competed in it.

I broke. I just broke. That's cool. David busted. Head shape, shape, head. In fourth grade, I almost won the Oregon State Geography Bee. I just broke first. That's cool. David busted. Head shape, shape, head. In fourth grade, I almost won the Oregon State Geography Bee. I believe that, though. That's true.

That's true. Did you actually win it? That's not a lie. I'm just using this to brag. Yeah, Rockin' Jock. I still, I want it to fucking still be a thing. MTV, please do it. Great.

Fucking great. Dear Hollywood. Okay. I'm getting sweaty. Now remember, Rock and Jock is off the board. Not Rock and Jock. Unplugged is off the table. Unplugged is off the board.

You cannot pick Unplugged. Can I pick your attitude so we can get that off the table? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you come over here and pick it for me? All right? Can I draft your goddamn attitude? Maybe we can get that off the goddamn table. Why don't you draft me putting my shirt back on?

Same reason, because it's not going to happen. I'm going to chew it up, dude. Somehow you're both holding three AK-47s. I don't know, but one of them is just stuck in there. You didn't hear the big-ass dick riff? That's where my third AK-47. I'm aggressive. You guys are always such good.

You're very good at being positive with each other. I think that's why I love this podcast so much, because my comedy always veers towards negative. Negative, yeah. So I'm trying to be here to rub off on you guys so that I get your nice funny and I think I'm just making you aggressive. You're bringing us down?

Yeah. I guess that's why they call it windowpane. Do you want me to fight you? Just say it. How'd you get? Just say it. How'd you get fight out of it? If that's what you want to happen.

If you're just doing these things to poke at me. To fucking poke at me. David Skeleton jumped out of his body and the two of them are doing sort of a double Krav Maga weapon. I don't know if anyone in here has their clothes on. I'm freaking out. Oh my gosh. If you guys keep yelling, you're not going to be able to hear me pick made. Shit.

With my third pick. That was going to be my next pick. That was a good one. The cheerleading episode. Oh my gosh. It was so good. Oh, cheerleading? I want to be made.

I like the extreme sports ones where you were like, this is not, this isn't real. Right. You're not, you're never going to, you're never going to do that. But then that one girl did the back flip on the bike. Yes. And they were like, you're like the second girl who's ever done this. Seriously. Ever done that.

Yeah. The rapping, I want to be a rapper was a really good one. Classic. I'm Niles and the blizzard is coming. Yes. That kid got to wear Ghostface chain. I know. Or no, the games chain.

The games chain. Yeah. Who was his coach? It was- C-Raze Walls. C-Raze Walls, yeah. Not a famous rapper. No, but you know.

Who's C-Raze Walls? Exactly. Yeah. I think he's. No, but you know. Who's C-Raze Walls? Exactly. Yeah. I think he's like a Ghostface Killer affiliate. Okay. That's why. He probably writes and doesn't really perform. Oh, my face hurts, man.

I'm Niles and the blizzard is coming. Say it again. I'm Niles and the blizzard is coming. Made was great because it made me feel like I could be great. That was, Made was a show where like when I couldn't maybe see myself on some of the other ones, I was like, I could be on Made. I could be great. Made was a show where when I couldn't maybe see myself on some of the other ones, I was like, I could be on Made. I could be Made. Yeah.

And it was always high school students who did some shit to be cool. They're like, everybody in my town is into BMX. I want to be a BMX rider. Yeah. I forgot completely about Made. Oh, God. It was great. I'm looking at the recaps now.

And on season two, they had, I want to be made into a high school graduate. That one's sad. That is not hard. Who was their teacher? A teacher? A teacher. This is just your fourth period biology, Mr. Henderson. You would know him if you went ever.

So we'll just film you going to school, like normal, and then you graduate. Richard wants to be made into boyfriend material. That's funny. Oh, I thought there would have been a stand-up comedian one. Oh, wait. Yep. Is there? Yeah, Alyssa is made into a comedian

and the coach is some guy named Jeff Yalden. Oh, I thought it was going to be Ori Adams for sure. God. He's nicer now. Okay. I'm not going to bust out. See, you guys are so nice. He's nicer now. Do you want me not going to bust out. See, you guys are so nice. He's nicer now.

Do you want me to be the, fuck him. Hell yeah. I'm on board for this. I'm the hype man. Go off. I feel like there's a new energy in here. I'm riding this wave.

Listen, we can fucking be negative. No, no. I'm happy. This isn't the point. I wanted you guys to make me nicer. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I do like, actually. A bean burrito is delicious.

A bean burrito no onions is a thing. I mean, if you put a bag, I'd eat it. Here we go. I look forward to doing this podcast every single week because I absolutely love everything about it. Yeah, me too. It's the best time of my week. What do you want? David, I'm happy that you can show your emotions so well in front of me.

I feel nicely connected to you in that way. I'm shaking. I love you so much. When I saw it, when I ran into you in Portland, when I walked in that green room and you were sitting there, made my whole trip. This is too much. I'm proud to be friends

with you guys. Can we keep going? I love you so much. I love you guys too. Really excited for this year for you. I think it's going to be a good one.

I've done a bad thing. I can't wait to go to Austin with you guys. It's going to be one of those good times. Now I feel left out. Barbecue. You want to go to Austin with us?

Yes, I do. I think in Austin, I'm going to have a drink or two Whoa I'm gonna switch it up a little bit Do you drink? I mean You know

Alright Yeah I'm gonna have a couple I'm gonna dip my feet in the bathtub He's gonna try alcohol A little Cuddy Sark Cuddy Cuddy She was astonished last night At the roost

When I didn't want Cuddy Sark You went to the roost last night? Yeah She was astonished When you didn't want it? Yeah Yeah it's cause you roll With the big dog

I was like I go no just let me get That like cheap well, it's because you roll with the big dog. I was like, I go, no, just let me get that cheap, well, because it's more expensive the Cutty Sark is. Yeah, it's like a dollar more. And they did a double take

like, oh, all right. Like we're not friends anymore. Oh, no. Yo, we should just make her think we broke up. That might be the only thing that could get us kicked out of there.

Yeah. We brought that energy in there. What do you mean you broke up with David? I'm like, yeah, he's done, dude. Katie Dol us kicked out of there. Yeah. If you brought that energy in there. What do you mean you broke up with David? I'm like, yeah, he's done, dude. Katie Dolan, host of the sports podcast. Wow. It is time for your third plugs pick.

Wow. What a transition. Seamless. Yep. Seamless.com. Seamless. Much like how I'm ordering dinner tonight. You stitch it from the inside, you know?

Yeah. I'm really stressed out about making a pick. It's getting down to that. It's hard. I got to make some decisions here. Well, you can't take unplugged. That's already. Yeah. Unplug It's hard. I got to make some decisions here. Well, you can't take unplugged. That's already.

Yeah. Unplugged is fine. I already got that. Damn it. It's over here. It's on my team. All right. How many picks do? We got five total.

You got it. And so this is going to be my third and fourth. Third and fourth. So I'm still going to get one more. Yuck. I'm just doing the math real slow out loud because that's good content. Yuck. I'm going doing the math real slow out loud because that's good content. Yuck.

I'm going to take with my third pick. I made the earth sick. Making the video. Yeah. I forgot about making the video. I made the earth sick.

And now, inside the world premiere of Britney Spears, Oops, I Did It Again. Was Oops, I Did It Again one? Yeah. In sync. Bye, bye, bye was one.

He would go five, four, three. That was it, man. That show was so good. That show was a lot of fun. And it was every big video you remember from your childhood. Like Waiting for Tonight with J-Lo. Oh, yeah. Waiting for tonight.

Yes. And that's not J-Lo, believe it or not. Singing? Yeah, right now. That wasn't J-Lo. Oh, yeah. Waiting for tonight. Yes. And that's not J-Lo, believe it or not. Singing? Yeah, right now. That wasn't J-Lo. Oh, yeah. Very close to. It was Sean J-Lo.

Sean Jordan unplugged. The person out of the core three who's ever flipped that back. I listened to too much of this podcast. Really caught the room by surprise. I was like, wait, J-Lo's here? So delighted. That video was the first time the world was introduced to what airbrush makeup was. Remember they airbrushed your body?

People were like, what the hell is that machine? Now everybody uses it. So that was crazy. Thanks for that. Shouts to that. Dude, season two had Forgot About Dre, Bye Bye Bye, The Thong Song. Bye Bye Bye is one that I remember. Big Pimpin'.

Oh, Big Pimpin'. Because Pimpy didn't show up. He didn't show up. Yes. He didn't show up. Yes. Oh, what? And they pour the champagne on the lovely young women. Yes, who liked it and did it for feminism.

Yes, they did. That was... They did I'm a Slave for You with the snake. Uh-huh. That song still fucking knocks, though. I like that song. All of her songs. Because that was a Pharrell beat, right?

Probably. For real. That one and any beat that starts with uh you know you know his beat signature yeah is when uh you know how like like Metro Boomin has like Metro Boomin wants him or like Young Metro don't if don't trust me I'm gonna shoot you yeah Pharrell's and the Neptunes is when a song starts three times so like three times. So like, dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun. Oh, that's smart. That's one of the better. So he's got like-

That's a pretty good little thing you did there. Thank you. I'm a very talented beatboxer. I can cook. Yeah, I've seen it all. And I can do an Iago impression. I've seen it. Oh, you said cook,

and I thought that was a beatbox technique. No, but I can cook too. I'm a chef, so I had to show them how to bake. Oh, they did number one stoner by the big timers. It's gonna be me. Yeah, it's gonna be me. When they were like dolls and they had to get the prosthetics put on.

Oh, that was so good. Yeah, man. NSYNC was that heat for a minute. Absolutely. Overback Street Boys every day. I had an NSYNC tape when I was in high school. I had their album. Wow.

They had a tape? Yeah. I used to listen to it in my Ford Probe. Which one? One of the, I think, one of the old NSYNC ones. The one with all five of them on the front? I think so, yeah, with all them in the little, yeah. My very first CD was Tragic Kingdom.

That's such a cool first CD. Everyone else is like, oh, my first concert, and they're all cool, and mine were all lame. My only cool one is my first CD. That's a very cool one. Was Tragic Kingdom. My first CD was either a Jock Jams or Aqua and I may have gotten them at the same time. How? At a Sam Goody. At a Sam Goody.

Walked my ass into a Sam Goody. Oh no, Aqua was prime. Aqua was prime. People loved Aqua. The one song. I am the candy man. That's the other one. Oh shit. Coming from bounty land. Yeah. Because we the candy man. That's the other one. Oh, shit. Coming from bounty land. Yeah, because we would sing it and me and Sam. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones

calling Dr. Jones. That is right. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, get up. Wake up now. What was that dude's deal? I hate that guy. On every song he was just like, candy peas. He would just say weird shit. He would just growl whatever she had just sung at you. She would sing something sweet and then he would be like, candy peas. He would just say weird shit. He would just growl

whatever she had just sung at you. Like she would sing something sweet and then he would be like, and now it sounds like sex. Making the video though. Making the video is a great video. Very good show. Very good show.

And then you got to watch the world premiere of the video at the end, which was a great payoff. And now, the world premiere of Baja Men, Best Years of Our Lives. What? Is one of the ones they did. Lady Marmalade.

Oh, hell yeah. Skater Boa. Skater Boa. Lady Marmalade. We're sitting with a skater boy right now. Sean, how does that song affect you? Deep, deep. It's got a special place.

I'll tell you what, when you picked Unplugged, you were definitely a see you later boy. Oh. Yowza. I'm tell you what, when you picked Unplugged, you were definitely a see you later boy. Oh. Yowza. I'm out here, y'all. I might not scream as loud as you, but I'll throw down as hard. Satisfy You, P. Diddy, which was the I Got Five On It beat. That's right. Yeah, that was a good one.

I don't remember that song at all. Oh, man. That was a good jam. All right. Unless you liked I Got Five On It, and then you're like, I already know this song. I don't need this. J-Lo did that to that Beat Nuts song. Unless you liked I Got Five on it, and then you're like, I already know this song. I don't need this. J-Lo did that to that Beatnut song. Remember?

Which one? She did it, Johnny from the Block, that do-do-do-do-do. Watch out, yeah. Watch out now. Yeah, it was a Beatnut song. So a whole generation of white kids were like, love this song, and then everyone else was like, know this song already. Yeah, the other generation of slightly older white kids who started drinking before the

other ones. At least in Beaverton. Same thing in soup balls. Katie Nolan. You can catch her doing all sorts of stuff for the Eastern Seaboard Sports Network. What's it called? Entertainment and Sports

Programming Network. Fantastic. I think. I'll buy that. I've never known. It's much ESPN as I've watched. I've never, I never even thought to look it up. Because it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It's not important. It stands for ESPN. What is CBS, however, is the Columbia Broadcasting System and that's important. Yep, to you. And that's fucking important.

And that Emmy. You have an Emmy. I have a nomination. Yes, it's just as good except it's a little worse. It's a little worse. It's a fifth as good. Last night at the Celebrity All-Star Game, they introduced me as having won a sports Emmy, and it hurt.

That's fucking bullshit. That is crazy. I wanted to look up and be like, motherfucker, who wrote this? What the hell is that? Why do they hate me? That is crazy. I wrote that. Just say Emmy, bitch.

Why would you ever? Well, they won an Academy Award for best score. Yeah, they won one of the ones that doesn't even make it to the broadcast. Like, you don't mention that. You're on TV.

It's the award show for the category you were in. It's a fucking Emmy. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get one of the, like, regional Emmys.

They're smaller. Those are bullshit. Those are bullshit. Those are when you go to, like, yeah, KGW, local news,

16-time Emmy winner. Yeah. fuck you. Not a real one. You can't even vulture on those into one Emmy. Yeah, it's. Not a real one. You can't even hold on those into one Emmy. Yeah, it's a regional,

are they called regional Emmys? Is that what it is? Yeah, so it's like, you're the best news show in San Jose. Congratulations. Everybody gets a trophy. I didn't know that.

Sports Emmys. Miami's real size. Real size. Real size. The two big ones are for sports and writing for a comedy variety TV series.

Right, right, right. Those are considered the two biggest Emmys. Coming for the next one. Yeah. Lights an hour right there. I'm going to get that EGOT. It's just one Emmy and then one of the other Emmys. And, right, right. Those are considered the two biggest Emmys. Coming for the next one. Yeah. Lights an hour. I'm going to get that EGOT. It's just one Emmy

and then one of the other Emmys. You can at least write for the EGOTs. I'm halfway there. You're close, right? Emmy Grammy, or Grammy. You wrote a song?

I wrote a... You wrote for the Emmys, you wrote for the Grammys. Tony. Oh, I was like, you wrote for the Grammys. Grammys and the Tony. This is the content

people come to all fans of the Emmy for. They love it. With my next pick. In the gym every day, writing for the Grammys,ys and the Tonys. This is the content people come to All Fans of the Air with. They love it. With my next pick. In the gym every day. Writing for the Grammys. Writing for the Tonys. And you cook. And a cook. Which is a type of beatboxing. Yeah, it's a technique. Pioneered by the French. Next pick.

With my next pick. Alright, I'm sweating. This is a hard one. Now it's getting down. Horde. Horde. A few majors on the table still. Oh, oh, oh no.

Oh no, Katie. Oh, this is bad content. I'm. Listen to your heart. Man, I'm going to. Holy shit, you guys. I can't do this. I have so many...

You just want to call it? You got to... I got to go. You got to make a flight. I got to get out of here. No. This is actually the end of all fantasy. With my next pick,

I'm going to betray all my feelings. Whoa. And I'm going to take Catfish. Whoa. I think that's a good, good, that show rules. It rules. It's awful. It's so bad.

It's so awful, but it's so good. And the catfishes are bad people. How come the creepiest part of the show is the host, that Nev guy? I don't like that blonde hair, that silver hair, but you're not old. The gray dude, Silver Fox. What's his name? Nev Shulman. I don't think he's Shulman.

And Max. And Max. Nev and Max. And then there was a season that Max had to leave because he was doing that movie with the handsome dude you just did a thing with in New York one time. Zac Efron. Yeah. Zac Efron.

So there was a season where he was producing that movie where Zac Efron was a DJ. It was like a trash movie. I saw that movie. I'm so stoned that I liked it. I didn't even know that movie came out yet. I was really stoned, Katie. Wasn't that the movie with What's-Her-Face who's always naked and should always be naked?

Emily Ratajkowski. Yeah. Man, those boobs are boobs. We are your friends. Those boobs are boobs. Really? There's two of them. She's got them.

Peak boobs. That was boobs. The best boobs. Peak boobs. Anyway. You're going back for the boobs draft, right? Yep. I will be here. All right, great. We are your friends. That's what it's called. boobs draft, right? Yep. I will be here.

All right, great. We are your friends. That's what it's called. That'll be an auction draft. That will be an auction draft. Yes, of catfish. It'll be you and three other women. Exactly.

So we can continue having careers. We'll be outside. We're all taking our shirts off in that draft. Yeah. And we will not see it because we'll be outside. Right. Reading the Bible. There's the Bible.

There's catfish. Respecting Gloria Steinem. Back to get on the train. Catfish. The best thing about catfish. Can you tell. Back to get on the train. Catfish. The best thing about catfish. Can you tell a Jew to get on the train? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not today, Ian.

Is this where we're at? Ian, take your shirt off. Not today, Ian. Oh, actually, yeah, never mind. I'm sorry. This has gone so many places. This is tense. Gotta get better at that. It's like a sexy tense.

I saw that on Twitter. It's like a kumite. So Catfish is a great show. The reason I like it so much is because it's so formulaic that you don't have to pay full attention to it, and everybody needs a background show. You know what's coming. You can go in and out while you check your emails.

You can decompress. It's a great second screen show. It's perfect for that I know this is the part where we're going to act surprised just get me to the part where the catfish says some shit yeah and the catfish always

just a dead eyed teen and they're like why did you do this never eye contact I don't know sorry why would you agree to be on that show if you were the person catfish I do this and she's like. Never eye contact. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Sorry. I don't know. Why would you agree to be on that show if you were the person catfish? Great question.

Because you just want attention. Great question, though. I think attention is the whole point. That's where it all comes from in the first place. And I mean, that's. I mean, the attention of being a catfish is good, but like, they're going to be on TV. It's one of the better. They must not care about looking dumb because they never look good.

That's true. That is very true. because they never look good. That's true. That is very true. They never ever look good. I was doing it to pay for an operation for you. Yeah. I saw one where the girl was like, I don't know. I know exactly which one you're talking about. Yeah, when we met her in the park and they were like, why did you do this?

I was like, I don't know. Why are you being so weird? She was like offended. Yeah. Why don't you catfish people? Yeah. They used to mix in a happy one every now and then where they would meet and the person would be like, it is me.

And it was like, yay. And then they stopped doing that. Because I think people were like, I don't need to see your happy story. There was one where a guy thought he was talking to Katy Perry. Oh. What? You see, it was the saddest one.

Come on, dude. You guys, if you haven't seen it, please go watch it. I haven't seen that one. It's real. He thinks he's talking to Katy Perry. How? All the signs are like, you're not talking to Katy Perry. How did he think that?

I think they may have reached out to Katy Perry. I don't remember the specifics, but I do remember at the end them telling him like you get it right you weren't talking to katie perry you were talking to this girl and then the girl who i think i vaguely remember was cute so he should have just like gotten over it and been like i'm cool with you not being katie perry i like you a lot yeah uh instead he was quizzing her on like if you think that you're the person I've been talking to, then what were the three names of the kids we said we would have together? Oh, geez. And the girl named two and forgot the third

because she catfishes like 50 people into thinking she's Katy Perry. She doesn't remember this dude specifically. And he's like, Katy would know. Katy would have known. Oh, no. So his delusion continues? He leaves convinced that she is Katy Perry that he's talking to. Then when they do that check-in later where they Skype with them to be like, how are things going?

They Skype with him and he says, you know, you guys were right. It wasn't Katy Perry, blah, blah, blah. Then they Skype with her and the girl's like, yo, he's still emailing me as if I'm Katy Perry and says that he knows I had to lie for the show. So then they Skype him back and they're like, dude, what? Oh, guys, you gotta watch this. What a wild run. It's a wild run. What?

Did you say a wild run? Yeah. It is a panther. Because now he's like a lie within a lie within a lie. What a bummer. Man, that would,

what a bummer. He's kind of also not that nice. And so you're not like fully, it's not probably as sad as it sounds. No, because you're also a heartless bitch, we've decided.

No, no, no. I feel pretty. I've decided. No, please. I've known me much longer than you. Please, you're a fun, edgy person. I mean, not afraid to go there every day. Did you come into the Good Vibes gang and pit us against each other?

Sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I did. I did do that. Well, it did happen. The behind the music of this podcast will be like, this is where it all started to go downhill.

Ever since that Katie Nolan episode. I'm drafting an unbreakable friendship with Sean and David. I'm killing something I love. You know, after a while, I couldn't even see anything. It was just piles of cocaine. That's pretty much all I could see. I shaved my mustache into one of those Mick Mars mustaches. And that's as far as it got from me, but it was still pretty dark.

My hand fell off. And then Mickey Six died again. I killed Eric Clapton's kid. That was a rough one. I got a tear in my Eric Roberts poster that I have in my room. Time for my fourth pick. Fourth pick. Fourth pick.

I'm going to take something that brought me a lot of joy. Just some really light TV watching. Uh-huh. Just fun, lightly scripted reality. An RIP to one of the true kings. I'm taking Robin Bigg. Oh, that was on my list, too. I loved Robin Bigg.

It was such a good show. Underappreciated good show. It really was. Just fun dudes with a bunch of money. It reminded me of hanging out with my friends. I'm like Just fun dudes with a bunch of money. It reminded me of hanging out with my friends. I'm like, if we had a bunch more money... We also used to make the big freak just do stuff.

Yeah. Rob Dyrdek, man. That guy really turned into a mogul. Yes, he did. He started out as just a normal professional scaper. Really good, but now he's like a fucking mogul. Yeah, dude. He's had, you know, multiple TV shows.

He started Street League. I mean, it's crazy. He started, like, what is now the biggest contest in skateboarding. It's fucking nuts. Do you skateboard? I've been known to dabble. I push the old wood around. Oh, yeah? Is that a joke? I don't know. Probably not. Oh, I liked it either way. I liked it either way, boy.

Anyways. Robin Bigg. Yeah, Robin Bigg. Just a great show. It was fun. I can't know. Oh, I liked it either way. I liked it either way, boy. Yeah. Anyways. Robin Bigg. Yeah, Robin Bigg. Just a great show. It was fun. I can't even remember tons of specifics about it. No. I'm the same way. Other than just being very happy while I watched it.

Yep. I love people who wear their name on their clothing. Yeah. First of all. So that was huge for me. I felt like there was a lot of printing clothing. It was like a nice entourage. Yeah.

It was kind of with a, and like. That's what I call this podcast. Nice entourage like a nice entourage. Yeah. That's what I call this podcast. Nice entourage. We enjoy entourage. I love entourage. We're a very pro entourage. Very pro ballers show. Very pro-est ballers. Haters in the building. But skaters in the building for Robin Vick. Ladies and gentlemen,

Ian Carmel. And now I'm going to pass the mic to Chantel Jordan for your fourth pick alright also this show brought me a lot of joy I have a feeling that you guys aren't going to be that into it I don't care I'm going to pick Punk'd I loved it

I got so much shit for Unplugged that's because Unplugged is a mayonnaise sandwich I loved MTV AM where they played music videos in the AM. I love subterranean. Where they play Moby videos at 4 o'clock in the morning. MTV House.

On Punk'd where Justin Timberlake and Bazaar both cried. Oh, wow. What was a Justin Timberlake punk? They acted like they were seizing his house. They seized all of his assets and he called his mom yeah I would have done

the same shit but he's out there and he's like you're just gonna you're just taking it all and they're like move out of the way sir and he was

he wasn't like bawling but he was crying a little bit he was crying though you felt so bad and then Ashton Kutcher comes out and he's like Jesus dude

this is fucking crazy do you remember do you remember when they tried to punk the game because they were like, we don't punk any rappers? Chris Rock said they don't

punk any rappers. Remember Chris Rock was like, you got punked, you got stabbed. They tried to punk the game and he was just super with the shit. They also tried to punk the Ying Yang Twins and they were also with the shit.

It wasn't even their house. You can't take this from me. It's not mine. Go ahead and take this framed picture of a ship cresting through the waves. Dude, they gave Bazaar like $2,000 in an ATM when he tried to take out like $100. He just took it.

I went too. What do you mean? I went too. And the cops pulled him over and they're like, you're going to go to prison for this. And he started crying. It was so bucking. Yeah.

Just the relief. They took Frank Immunez's car and he flipped out. Oh yeah. That was when that Dax Shepard dude was like, he's sitting in like a swing and he's like, why would I bring your car back, dude? Dude, did you see when they took Zach Braff's car? Yeah. That was how Dax got.

They took Zach Braff's car? He was a dick, dude. And he was the worst. He grabbed that little boy and he's like, you're going to go to prison for this. Do you understand that? You fucking punk. And it's like, woo, scrubs, calm down. Yeah, Punk'd was the beginning of Dax Shepard and the end of Zach Braff.

End of Zach Braff. Because that was like, you can't unsee that shit. I know, but depending on the prank, that could have been any, like, if you're doing something real fucked up to me, I might be, I wouldn't grab a kid. There's moments where I would, like if I'm coming out of Whole Foods and I'm upset because it was a long Whole Foods line and it's like Monday

afternoon and then I gotta go to a show. You're out of wheatgrass. Yeah, I'm just like tired and annoyed. If some kid like skateboard into my car, you know what I mean? I'd pick him up and throw him into the sun. Boom! Right into the sun, you little whippersnapper.

No, but we've all had bad moments. If one of my countless light road rage incidents involved Ashton Kutcher being there with a camera, there's footage I wouldn't want to sign off on. Right? But they do sign off on it, right? Because Zach Braff probably had to sign a waiver. Yeah. And the way he was looking at it, I'm sure he's like, oh, you know, it's exposure.

And you're like, you look like a prick. I wonder if there were episodes that they filmed that they never got to. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure there were. Because people were like, nope, I was a total C. Yeah, Mr. T just punched that dude. There was one with Mila Kunis, I remember, where she was speaking. Like, she helped a girl.

Like, they didn't punk her at all. They thought they were going to. Because this girl's, like, dog went in the gutter or something. And she was Russian. So Mila Kunis, I remember, where she was speaking, like, she helped a girl. Like, they didn't punk her at all. They thought they were going to, because this girl's, like, dog went in the gutter or something, and she was Russian. So Mila Kunis came up and just, like, helped the girl as much as she could. And they came out, and they're like, you know, you're punked. And she's like, oh, well, yeah. And then they got married. I was just trying to help.

Oh, shit, they are married, aren't they? Yeah. Crazy. That's where it all began. Crazy town. And she spoke Russian to help a child with a dog. So I felt like I was punked. Turns out that dog was actually Kutcher's heart. I like your pic, and you as a person with a dog. So I fell in love with the story. So yeah, I'm punked.

Turns out that dog was actually Kutcher's heart. I like your pick and you as a person. Thank you. There it is. There it is. Right back at you. All right, David, you piece of shit. It's time for your fourth and final pick. So my fourth pick, I'm surprised it didn't go.

I know. Huge game changer for me, man. Right. I'm picking the motherfucking Jersey Shore. Oh, okay. That, I watched every episode. It was so much fun. Yep.

Jack dude's fighting and smushing. What do they call it? Smash. Oh, no, smushing. I think you're right. I think it was smushing. I was at a UFC thing one time, and Big Black was there. And Snooki in the situation.

Interrect penis. Interrect? It just implies softness. When you're smashing? No, smushing. Yeah, it does feel flat. It's soft. You kind of like smush stuff. It's like folding it in. You don't close into a laundry machine. Yeah, you don't smush a thing into a thing.

You smush it against it. No, it's like a folding motion. I'll put it in when it's folded in half and hope that it unfurls. Unfurl. I was just thinking that. Furl. Yes. Unfurls.

Unfurls. Just throw Kosh into the wind and unfurl your penis. The man was sitting right there when it happened. Right here. Somebody made a cool meme where they just like half of a Kosh in tape.

So it just said Kosh and I was into the wind. So we made that on Twitter. So shout out to whoever. You guys have cool fans. Whoever thinks I'm an idiot. They are a cool fan. They've sent us hot sauce before.

The best. It's crazy. Queso dip. The absolute best. They brought us bottles of liquor. Yeah. King's Hawaiian buns for sober Sean. Caught me blackout drunk in Houston.

Hell yeah. Hopefully going to do the same in Arizona. Yeah, hopefully in Arizona. If you ever get there hey bring cocaine next time alright we can afford our own alcohol

I'm not saying that someone just said hey I got that coke you wanted thank you big fan of the pot no okay so yeah

obviously Jersey Shore we get it we love it closing it out I am going Love it. Closing it out? Yeah. I am going to pick... I gotta go real world. Yeah, right?

It just fell. That's what I thought. I'm proud of all of us that it made it that long. I can't believe it did make it that far. I bet listeners are screaming at their podcast. Oh, somebody, they're gonna go at us on Twitter. Oh, somebody, they're going to go at us on Twitter. Yeah, of course. They're going to go at us on Twitter. Don't at me.

Two big picks at the end there for you. Yeah. Two big picks. Heavy hitters. Two of their major money. Real world, I just, you know. Real world was the first time I ever watched and realized adults were stupid. Yeah.

I remember watching New Orleans and that guy, that David guy. Smacks what's-her-face? Is that that one? No, no, no. David smacked Irene in Seattle. I'm thinking of Austin. I'm thinking of Austin. When that Danny dude got his eye socket broken?

What was the one where the guy sang, come on, be my baby tonight? Come on, be my baby tonight. Was that Austin? I don't remember. They were doing something for South by Southwest. He did that on Chappelle's show. Oh. It was New Orleans.

It was David from New Orleans. Yeah, and he was like, I'm a huge musician. I was like, this guy must be cool. And then I heard him, and I remember just being like, what the fuck is this?

He was on Chappelle's show. You remember that? No. He did that song on Chappelle's show. During the real world sketch? The one that they did where he was like, I fucked Katie?

No, because he had, it might have been that same episode, but you know, Chappelle had a musical guest every episode. David was like a legit musical guest at the end of Chappelle's show. I do not recall that. Oh, that's hilarious.

Come on, be my baby tonight. It's a jam. Still bangs. Yeah, that's my final pick. Real world. Oh, shit. Hell yeah. There were a lot of good real worlds.

There were a lot of bad real worlds. A lot of bad. Like, we just lived through them. It changed television. I mean, it was the first reality show. It changed TV. It did. I remember the Denver one.

Everybody from Denver we all hated. Oh, the Portland one. The Boston one, too. Same thing. Everyone was like, what is this? It's always a terrible representation of the city. That's how we were. We were like, oh, that house is on Market Street?

Cool. The only one where the city's really in on it was probably Vegas. We were like, yep, that's basically what we do. We do live in the Playboy Club. You guys nailed it. Yep, this is it. Trishel. Doing lots of Molly.

Actually, back then, Ecstasy. Ecstasy. Doing lots of Ecstasy. The good old days. Pre-Molly. Steven and Trishel. Trishel. Las Vegas, Trishel.

Yep, that's right. And also, Jamie Chung is a very successful actress now. Started on The Real World. Oh, really? She was in The Real World San Diego. Wow. Like the fourth season. And The Miz, right? Yes. And of course, The Real World allowed for Real World blank

challenge, which was the predecessor to The Challenge. The Challenge. Sure, sure. The pieces are all coming together. The Real World. Sean, where are you at? Which was one of Katie's picks. Sean Jordan, late of Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Current resident of Glendale, California. It's time for your final

pick. Man. So many music videos to pick from. I'm just gonna... Taking sabotage. Can I pick Unplugged again? Yeah. Unplugged-er? Plugged back in. Unplugged-er. Back to the plug. I mean, I'm gonna pick Yo! MTV Raps.

Alright. I mean, it had to go. I honestly I'm gonna pick Yo! MTV Raps alright I mean it had to go I honestly thought somebody would pick it I was more of an MTV Jams kind of guy with Bill Bellamy but I understand I don't know

if I was too young or I just didn't catch me at the right time that's me there's a lot of big I'm the oldest in here I think probably by a lot and that's how I got

that was the first I was gonna say it earlier the first CD I ever bought was Yo! MTV Raps volume 4 CD's nuts Tupac on there that's like our jock jam yeah yeah well I mean that's where I heard like I was going to say it earlier. The first CD I ever bought was Yo! MTV Raps Volume 4. CD's nuts. Tupac on there? That's like our jock jam.

I get it. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, that's where I heard like- Jock jam before jock jam. AZ, E-40 for the first time I heard on Yo! MTV Raps. Foley Waddle. Yeah, it was Sprinkle Me, which I think made the playlist, right? Sprinkle Me.

It did. Yeah. Sprinkle Me, man. I love that song. But yeah, no, Yo! MTV Raps is dope. I mean, we didn't have like a ton of avenues- I love Dr. Dre. To go down in Sioux Falls for that,

for like if I wanted to listen to hip hop. That was like the first one. All the other old rap shows you see was like local New York shit. Like there wasn't a lot of rap video shows. That was like the first big one. And it, yeah, it just was just a fucking rad show. It would be really fun to go back and watch now, I think.

They have some on YouTube. They have some on YouTube do they I watch them sometimes well isn't MTV doing like aren't they doing a throwback network where they're just gonna play all these old shows

that would be a smart move that would be really smart this is actually a podcast in promotion of that new network so tune in happily yeah I mean if it's not in the make

I feel like I talked to some dude at a barbecue one time and he was saying that he worked for MTV and that was something they were working on it would be very easy

I feel like. Just fuck it. They already have the license. They can just buy a channel and do it. We did say this before we started that we're kind of

low-key disrespecting a lot of like the early good MTV shows. Oh yeah. We said that off mic. Just on account of our age none of us are going to try to thank the funk

and like try to pick like liquid TV or house of style or singled out. I didn't say any of that shit. I did. I TV or house of style. Or singled out. I didn't say any of that shit. I did. I did. All of it.

Young Chris Hardwick. And then you picked unplugged, so I guess it's actually you that disrespected all of the old MTV stuff. So at Sean. Yeah, at me. And I'll come at you with hearts. Hearts. Hearts.

Because I got hearts. Because you got hearts. I got hearts. You got heart, kid. Pick it up. Pick that shit up. It's time for Ian George Carmel's final pick. IGK.

What I'm going to take is, this one, I don't know if anyone's going to agree with me on it, but it was one of my favorite shows ever on MTV. It was Clone High. That's a good last pick. I don't know what that is.

Wesley. It was like a cartoon, like a high school show cartoon. Okay. But all the people at a high school show cartoon. Okay. But all the people at the high school were like clones of historic figures. So there was like Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln. Oh, that sounds fun. Sure.

There was a robot butler. It was just really fun. It was just a really fun, funny show. Popular historical figure, robot butler. You know robot butler. It was a descendant of Rosie from the Jetsons. Oh, yeah. Father of Rasul Butler.

It made one season. I remember loving it. I had just turned 21, so I don't think I was watching a lot of MTV. I remember loving it and now remembering nothing about it. I remember Abraham Lincoln. Yes. I remember there being a scene

where one of them was like, plastic bag, and chased a plastic bag around. That's all I remember, but I also remember loving it. Right? Yeah. I remember loving it too.

Same with Undressed. It sounds dope. Oh, same here. Don't remember a thing about it, but remember loving it. I used to watch it with my girlfriend. We'd be on the phone and we'd watch Undressed. Together. same here. Don't remember a thing about it, but remember loving it. I used to watch it with my girlfriend. We'd be on the phone, and we'd watch Undressed. Together.

So you went to First Base then, is what that is. I feel like that's First Base. First Base is on the phone, Undressed, with your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. That's where, what's his name? The guy that was in Crazy Beautiful. Eddie from Undressed. I forget his actual name, but he, Jay Hernandez.

He started on Undressed. That's the guy from Hostel, right? See, I remember nothing about it. Yeah, that's probably it. Clone High, just looked, Jay Hernandez. He started on Undressed. That's the guy from Hostel, right? See, I remember nothing about it. Yeah, that's probably it. Clone High, I just looked this up now. Lord and Miller, who brought us the 21 Jump Street movie and the Lego movie and all that stuff. And Bill Lawrence, who was one of the executive producers and writers of Friends.

Scrubs. Scrubs. My fucking favorite show of all time. That's crazy. Not a fan. Second favorite. That's the best show I've ever made. Scrubs.

Scrubs is a very good show. Love it. We're agreeing on something. I don't hate it. I remember we- I feel nothing about it. You walked into the apartment- Ron Funches hates it.

In Oregon one time, you walked into the apartment, and Shane and I were watching Scrubs. You go, not in here. It was on the Ash Street apartment. It was fucking hilarious. I'm like, yes, yeah, sure. I was waiting for Shane to shut it down, but he didn't. Katie Nolan. So many picks left on this board.

It's hard. So many picks left on this board. It's hard. I have to stay true to myself. Yeah, listen to your heart. Because I'm between two right now. And since I'm the last pick of the whole draft, right? That's right.

I can say what the two are, but then pick one? Yes, you can. 100%. I'm between Celebrity Deathmatch and Laguna Beach oh come on I have one that I'd like you to pick

I have Laguna Beach season one DVD like I own that shit that's LC dude that show is so Steven and Kristen

what a soap opera good Steven like and then they went to Cabo and there was all this drama about Cabo and they had a friend

named Talon yeah Talon what Yeah, Talon. What kind of a name is that? What a fucking chode that guy was. I don't think Spencer was around until The Hills. Oh, really? That may have been The Hills. Was Heidi?

Heidi was in Laguna Beach, for sure. Heidi was in Laguna Beach, but she was like a peripheral, like Lowe. She was friends with LC. Yeah, Lowe. Because they were friends with LC. Lowe seemed pretty cool. Lowe did seem cool.

Lowe was like the periphery friend that was like, guys, I mean, I guess I'll be on TV but also, you know, we live in Laguna Beach.

She's like, I appreciate this. Probably smoking a bunch of weed. Again, I couldn't recognize when somebody was high when I was in Laguna Beach. She was hot enough

to be on there but not like crazy enough to be on there. Yeah, so they gave her a minor role. That was such a good show and you had that Hilary Duff theme song.

I think I know. Let's go back. That song? Uh-huh. I think I know. Let's go back. That song? Uh-huh. I think you know what to pick. I feel like I have to pick Laguna Beach. Yeah, there you go. I gotta listen to my whore.

But that's okay about Celebrity Deathmatch. It was all right. Well, for me, that's close for me because that was like when I first started smoking weed. Ah, that must have been an experience for you. That sounds like a something. It was the X- an experience for you. That sounds like a something. It was the X-Files for me.

Not the first run. I'd be interested like Celebrity Deathmatch now would be fun to see. Right. They had season one in 98. They had Hillary Clinton

against Monica Lewinsky. Came out of the gate. Like Mariah Carey, Jim Carrey. Why was that? I get that one. Because their names? she's like came out of the gate yeah right like Mariah Carey Jim Carey why was that oh I get that one cause their names

cause their carries yeah Tim Allen versus Jerry Seinfeld who won that fight don't have to google it hopefully Seinfeld don't even have to look it up

one of them has access to a hammer though Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey like they had some good ones yeah guys we left so many on the board

so many Teen the board So many Teen Mom Teen Mom I hate those Viva La Bam Yeah Oh shit Daria Daria's my favorite

That was a big mistake Andy Milonakis show Top Green show Siffle and Ollie Oh Siffle and Ollie was so good I know See I'm gonna date myself here Headbangers Ball was something I loved a lot

Oh yeah that's a tough We loved that one And Fanatic was another fun one. Oh, Fanatic was good. Like the raw joy on people's faces when they met. The Wade Robson project. The what? It's a one-year show about a choreographer named Wade Robson.

I was big on that show. Also, America's Best Dance Crew. Oh, yeah, America. I forgot that brought us the Jabba Walkers. ABDC. And also brought us that amazing camera. That show was just to use that camera that would slow motion go around the stage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the Jabberwockies were like, what? Into the camera. Room Raiders. Room Raiders. Room Raiders. Yeah. A.K.A. Find the Cum.

Date My Mom. Date My Mom. Yeah. Were we talking about that downstairs? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Skinner. Diary.

Ooh, I forgot about that. What was Diary about? That was about like a week and a half. You think you know, about that downstairs? Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Skinner. Diary. Ooh, I forgot about that. What was Diary about? That was about like a week and a half. You think you know, but you have no idea. Oh! This is the Diary of Jessica Simpson. Fucking A. And then we found out we did know.

Yeah, it was a pretty good idea. We had an idea. The one newlyweds, was that with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? Yeah, that was on there. Shot of Love with Tila Tequila? The Buffalo Wings thing. Oh, Tila Tequila. At the time, was it a Tila?

And the tuna thing. She went dark. Yeah, Tila. At the time, was it a Tila? She went dark. Yeah, that Twitter was fun until it wasn't. Lord. Shot at Love with Tila Tequila was like the first time that, speaking probably just for me, but I'll speak for my generation, women my age were like, am I maybe a lesbian? Because that girl, Dani. There was a girl, Dani, that was like, she was kind of androgynous and so you were like is it bad that

I'm that I like so I think it was good for our generation sure she was a hot real hot chick yeah in a dude kind of way full butched out though she was like wait what did you say full butched out full butch I thought you said a bush so did i i was like what are you looking at a naked photo i wasn't gonna reveal that information but i can confirm that was uh together with the number two remember that fake band man that was my calculus oh yeah it says you plus me equals us and they are here with that had uh uh kevin and we have him in studio I did stand-up with. Yeah. Paris Hilton's my new BFF.

That brought us Nicole Richie, right? Or no, was that after Nicole Richie? No, I think that was after. I think that was when they got in a fight. Together. She drafted a new one.

I should have picked together instead of unplugged. Sure should. You should have picked any of the things we've said other than unplugged. We could have made a lot of moves. Let's hear that recap, though.

Oh, love to give a recap. I just want to know the order. David, you went first, and you took True Life, Cribs, Next, Jersey Shore, and then The Real World. Strong. So strong. Sean, you took Beavis and Butthead. He knows. What did he take second?

I can't remember. I'm like a dog that tipped over the trash over here. He took the program unplugged second. Then he came back with rock and jock, punked, yo, MTV raps. Pretty solid list. Pretty solid list. I went third and took Pimp My Ride, Jackass, Made, Robin Big, and Clone High. Happy with it.

Yeah. Happy with it. Yeah. Happy with it. Katie, you went last and you took the challenge, my super sweet 16, making the video, Catfish, and then the one I forgot to write down that's not Celebrity Deathmatch. Laguna. Oh, Laguna Beach. Yeah, Laguna Beach. Could have done better.

Laguna Beach. I thought it was pretty good. No, Laguna Beach, yeah. I feel strongly about it. It's fantastic. It was a good draft. Laguna Beach. It was a top heavy one.. It's fantastic. It was a good draft. Laguna Beach. It was a top-heavy one, and you went Challenge Super 16 with four and five.

I think you did good. Yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you, guys. You're so nice and kind. We have so many ones on the board. We talked about those already, though. So, I mean, really all there is to do right now is to say shout-out to everyone on the

subreddit, Twitter, Instagram. Oh, yeah. Every single person that listens to this. We love you all. Please keep sending those in. Hell yeah. Make sure you listen to sports Katie Nolan's podcast

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