All Fantasy Everything - Parts of Songs That Make You Crank Up The Radio (w/ Matt Besser, Sean Jordan, and David Gborie)

Episode Date: April 11, 2019

THEN I LET THE ALPINE PLAY, IT WAS BUMPING NEW SHIT FROM THE GOOD VIBES GANG, IT WAS MATT BESSER AT THE TOP OF THE LIST, THEN WE DRAFTED "PARTS OF SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRANK UP THE RADIO" AND IT WENT LIKE THIS.Watch Matt Besser's special live in Portland April 27th - go to mattbesser.com for tickets. Check out his podcast improv4humans on Earwolf.Episode Guests:Matt Besser @Mattbesser IG: @mattbesserSupport the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPodMerch!T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Show Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that has a small bag of combos in its hand at damn near every moment, if we're being honest. I'm never more than three feet from a bag of combos at any point in my life. They're like cockroaches. No, they're like katanas. Like a weapon. I'm never more than three feet from a katana.

Okay, alright, alright, in a good way. Yeah, no, Jeff, you'll- I keep it on the ankle. Sure. I keep one strapped right up here. Like kind of that Mel Gibb-sy, that Mel Gibby, like fucking like, you know. I don't have any room on my ankle here. I thought he had it on the back.

Maybe his is on the back. Didn't he throw it through a guy? Oh yeah, am I thinking of Danny Glover? I'm always thinking of Danny Glover. But like, am I thinking of Danny Glover? Our friend Krezak used to wipe toilet paper around his hand and wipe his butt, and we called him Danny Glover? I'm always thinking of Danny Glover. But like, am I thinking of Danny Glover? Our friend Krizak used to wipe toilet paper around his hand and wipe his butt, and we called him Danny Glover. Sorry, Krizak.

I don't think he listens, but. That's gross, dude. How'd you guys find out that he wipes toilet paper around? He told us, and we were just like, what in the world? We were just breaking down, like, okay, so what's every, cards on the table. Who knows how we got there? I'd love to take you on the ride

but I forgot that's not a terrible tactic no it's not bad really it's wasteful pretty yeah it's wasteful it's absurd that's a pre-Green New Deal

way to life no if he starts it up here that's not bad like structurally it's fine you can jam your whole hand up there yeah you can

it's just like cram it in there clean it on a bong a little bit do a drill give it the old parade wave. Like Inspector Gadget your hand, just so it goes like in circles. You call that the parade wave?

Yeah. I call that the Miss America wave. It's the same thing. Yeah. Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist. Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist. We are joined in the studio today by Matt Besser. Hey, guys.

I'm doing the parade wave at you. From your Improv for Humans. Yes. Your own podcast. That's right. So after you've listened to every episode of All Fantasy Everything. Every single episode. And then everything else on the HeadGum Network.

Archive. Come on over to listen to some Improv for Humans on the Earwolf Network. Straight up. Member of the Upright Citizens Brigade. Yes. Is it Brigade or Brigade? It's Brigade.ight Citizens Brigade? Yes. Is it Brigade or Brigade? It's Brigade. Our first review called us the Uptight Indian Parade.

Damn. That's really. I didn't get one word right. That's so funny. That's like someone shouted the name of the show they had seen from across the room. The other person was like, got it. Uptight Indian Parade makes sense. They open for got it. Right? Uptight Indian Parade. Makes sense.

They open for the strokes a lot. Uptight Indian Parade, right? Yeah, they do. They got a slide guitar and a steel drum. That lower east side rock scene from back in the day. How are you? Are you on Twitter?

Is it at Matt Besser? At Matt Besser. At Matt Besser on Instagram as well? Yeah. I just started my Instagram game. I was shy at first. It's fun, dude. I was like, I don't know,

because I don't want photos of myself. I don't like that. I don't need that awkwardness. Or my child. She's making it a little bit, but I also felt a little weird about that since my fans were looking at my child. It was a little weird.

You don't want that. Child. Yeah, you know what? But it's like, who's my audience with Instagram? I had to feel it out. It's kind of fun. I kind of like Instagram. I like it better than all of them.

It's the only safe one now. It's like the only fun one. I started making things. I'm a little embarrassed about it. No. But I'm starting to figure out my photo app and adding music to it. You do little stories and make little fun little things. I have a little sound on, you know, one of those.

A little sound on. Yeah. Fucking sound off. Sound on, you know, one of those. Sound on. Sound off. Oh, the little sound on icon. Hey, turn this up. I love it. All I follow on Instagram are like my good friends and national parks and like sneaker stores. And like when you're on Twitter, there's almost this like obligation anymore to like be like

conscious and weigh in on issues because you have a platform. On Instagram, I couldn't be more of an indulgent person i follow like a milk bar totally different it's the best lip one is stress yes toxic negativity and other ones like colors celebration i'm over on instagram watching like a funfetti cake that somebody built 30 feet tall you know how much time i spend just watching hydraulic presses smash stuff all kinds of stuff the last thing i just loaded is this instagram it's like a hydraulic press i'm not even kidding are you in smash fam i love it actually i was at the science museum and i couldn't believe how lame this display was you probably would have loved this display let me see oh see that's okay let me show you where I'm at

over here I like that I know what you're saying but let me show you I like skateboarders rappers and bakeries is that the science that's not science that's just smashing shit which is fine too hold on let me see if I

okay this is kind of where I'm at. It'll just be random stuff. Okay, here's some candles. Instagram's the last one that my mom... Oh, this is kind of like David Letterman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they just threw stuff into a wood chipper. Oh, that's very cool. Whoa, what is that? Those were candles.

Those were little candles in the house. They're just trying to entertain. That's not showing you how something's made. No, it's not science at all. No, no, no, no. It's not, not, there's no, here's just like an aluminum bar that's pretty fun.

It's beautiful. You watch it. Who's doing this? Some dude. Some dude. Some dude who came up on a hydraulic press. Some blowout.

There's some bruv out there. Smashing. It's crazy because every seventh post is like super alt-right, so you got to be careful. It's a Jew being smashed. I'll tell you what's really putting pressure on society. Okay, we had fun smashing material, now it's smashing minority on Sunday.

Other than that, you know, it's a good time. We place this Jew's tail in the hydraulic press. Is that the thing people think? They think we have tails and horns. Horns, tails. People, that's actually not today. Well, not anymore, maybe. But people thought that.

Well, who knows? My dad grew up a Jew in the South. And he, in Little Rock, Arkansas, in St. Louis. And he tells the story of being crucified on a tree by the Christians in his neighborhood, tied him to an apple tree to search for his horns. Really? That is. So yes, David, they do think that.

What year was this? It was in the 50s, but yeah. That is absolute. You think about it. They were still building buildings in the 50s and they had cars. We had electricity. We can't have electricity and you think people have horns. These were the kids in the neighborhood, and they had cars like people weren't morons we can't have electricity and you think people have morons

these were the kids in the neighborhood not the adults it was already proven that stars were not actually holes in the earth you know

like people knew things you thought the stars were holes in the earth no they thought that a long time ago people thought stars were holes maybe they are dude

we don't know it's a flat earth there's a dome above I've never been out there have you watched Zeitgeist dude beyond the curve yeah I watched it right after Loose Change.

Beyond the Curve, exactly. Now, you are going to be, and Sean and I, well, you're from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, but by way of Portland. Sure. You're about to be in my treasured homeland. In my treasured homeland. You're going to be in Portland, Oregon, recording a special. I am.

Tell us about that, because we've got a lot of people in Portland who'd love to come see you. Hey, man. I am so glad to talk to them because I'm going to be there April 27th shooting two shows that night at a place called

the Northwest Cannabis Club. The reason I'm shooting it there is they say you can bake up and watch the show at the same time. You can. And that's the only place

in America I could find to do that. Really? Not even in Colorado? Well, I actually played a place in Colorado. I performed a show in Colorado where people were getting. Maybe they should. Colorado Springs?

Yes. The Dab Lounge? I've done that place. I filmed there. That's not a place for a special as much, though. Exactly. Yeah, I've been in there, too, though. Yeah, that's a good spot.

I did shoot there, and I have been there. And that's like one of the only other places. And this place, you know, it's going to be a good time. I think it would be wild because of that reason. That's going to be amazing. Yeah, yeah. So go to mattbester.com to find out how to get there. I've done a show there, and I don't smoke weed, and they didn't pay you.

They just gave you all the weed you wanted. I was like, well, it's like watching everyone get a grand, and then I just don't get anything. I got a story on that. We were judging the Cannabis Cup. In Denver? The UCB. No, in Amsterdam back in the day when they used to do it in Amsterdam.

And Mount Walsh, I mean, Polar and I smoked weed, but Ian Roberts did not. And he felt the same way because every event we would do, they don't just give us a joint. They would give us handfuls and it was crazy we'd never had this amount before so our eyes were popping our heads

and we couldn't smoke all they were giving us we already had enough like the first thing they gave us was enough for the whole trip oh yeah we never turned it down you can't turn it down so it was sound test and i think it was like Patti Smith or something was sound checking and she was sound checking way past when she was supposed to be done

and we were supposed to do our thing and they kept coming in there going hey you guys alright we're like yeah but we really need

to do our cue to cue and they're like yeah well it's gonna be about 15 more minutes you guys want any weed we go sure

and then it became a joke they kept it would always be a different person coming back well you guys 51 minutes you guys want weed sure so we had all this fucking weed just piling it on and then ian was starting to get pissed because he's like i don't smoke weed i'm not getting shit they never offer the panna cotta so he went he went off his sobriety and decided oh he doesn't

smoke weed it's like a personal choice. Yeah, he used to do drugs. He'd gone sober for years up to that point. He was like, I cannot sit here in weed heaven. And he went off his sobriety instead of smoking it because he was kind of a health nut, so to speak. He put chunks of it in his

yogurt. That doesn't work, does it? And ate it with a spoon. Oh, no! So he really didn't go off his sobriety. Well, yogurt's fat-soluble, so maybe it might do to fuck him up a little bit? Oh, it does work. It takes a long time. Yeah. Okay. But don't you have to eat it up for it to burn with the fat? Who here's a scientist?

Wait, Marissa? Dive into that again? What'd you just say? What? The yogurt thing? You have to denature it, yeah. I can see you. I'm blind as a bat. What? Dive into that again, because I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm going to sound like a moron, because I barely know what I'm talking about. But I feel like THC is fat soluble. That's how it gets.

So if you put it in fat, and THC gets into the yogurt fat, that would eventually get carried into your blood, and then it would affect you. Maybe. It might take a long time. It might take a lot of weed to do it. That sounds very reasonable to me. You know, I'll buy that horse. Yeah, yeah.

Buy that for a dollar. Hey, I didn't come on here to support eating weed, folks. I smoke it like everybody else and are putting a brownie with some butter. I've been doing a little, I got these little gummies, these like licorice gummies. Oh, they're perfect. But the bags are so hard to open. I want to try an edible. I've been opening fat bowls.

So bad. I drink too much. I want to get into weed, but I can't. It just messes with me. I want to try an edible. I've been opening fat bowls. So bad. I drink too much. I want to get into weed, but I can't. It just messes with me. I want to fix that. So I want to try an edible. These two think I'm crazy. And I probably am because I'm very anxious all the time.

I'm just saying it's not the way to start, man. Just take like two puffs and see where you're at. Oh, you've never gotten high, period. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, I have for sure. Both of the day. Yeah, like I've smoked weed for a long time. You redlined it, though, didn't you?

Is that what happened? Yeah, yeah. I did like a gravity bomb when I was like I've smoked weed for a long time. You redlined it though, didn't you? Yeah, yeah. I did like a gravity bomb when I was like 20 and just boom goes the dynamite. Like it was all this shitty dirt weed from South Dakota. You could like see shit floating in it, in the smoke, that kind of weed where you're like, this is so gross. So since then, I've just been terrified of it. But it looks so fun.

I just want to do it. This isn't a funny podcast. You probably thought about it too much now. Way too much. Oh, for sure. My friend thought about too much first time he get high and you know you can go one way or the other sometimes and he went the bad way he came up with a concept like i know to this day this is freshman year college one three one he started crying he started weeping and he was like he was convinced he was gonna be like that forever i think a lot of people do that. They're like,

oh, I'm like this for now on. I ruined my brain. It's like when you're known as a dentist. You guys, every one second that's going by of your time, I'm experiencing three seconds. He thought he was on this whole,

and he was trying to explain it to us, and he thought he was stuck in this whole other time continuum. He landed on some universal truth. Like interstellar. That's wild. Right, yeah. And then you sober up and you're like.

He's peeking into our universe. Whoa, that was crazy. Because you really, for me, that's what happens. Like the last time I got stoned fully like sober. So I was sober. I wasn't drunk or anything. Yeah. Did a show where you do set, you get stoned, then you do another set.

So I smoked a whole joint because I was like, I've done drugs before and da da da. And I just lost my mind was that Doug's show? no it was in Portland at the Funhouse oh that's right and I was just

I was in the bathroom talking to myself I was like Doug you're 36 like you know you're fine you know you're alright

and so I was just I was like tripping on stuff and I was sitting in the green room just like going like this rubbing my hands together flip because I still had to go to stand up and I went out and I was like autopilot.

And I, afterwards I go, Hey man, I got to go home like now. And he goes, can you wait five minutes? I go, I cannot.

And I just went, I was like, I have to, I have to leave immediately. And that sucks that feeling. I feel like it's, you hear a story a year now from Colorado about some standup. I know that.

Oh yeah. Nobody can't handle it. I've heard a few do it. Like, can't handle the edible, and then it shows off. A lot of people do it. It happens to the Pete Holmes did it where he was supposed to close a show, but I think he checked in with himself. He's like, okay, if I don't go now, I'm not going to be able to go.

And then had to jump on the front of the show. Still crushed it, but it was like, we were drinking weed soda at the time. Didn't you lose it too? I lost it at the fucking Sprig at the Riot Comedy Festival where I drank one and if 100 is where you start freaking out and have an existential crisis, I was

at 98. My buddy came out of a show because Baron Von had had an allergic reaction to some chips or something like that. And he had to bail on it. He was like. Riot was a mess. Yeah.

Remember that? Yeah. The whole night was a mess. I do remember. It was like right off Skid Row. Yeah. It was like the second Riot, right? Yeah.

It was the second Riot. Yeah. And Dave Ross was like, do you want to go up? And I was like, I will. But I have to tell you. I turned into Liam Neeson. I have to tell you. Tell you.

Pre-racism Liam Neeson. And I was like, I'm so stoned that it might not go well. He's like, great, get up there. And I'd never done stand-up anything like it because I was very calm and slow. And it still went well. And then Kinane went up and was blackout drunk and laid on a couch and did a set and crushed even harder. Yeah, but you can do that, man. Everybody really pushed it that night.

They really did. We're not just going to do straight up stand up. They really filled the glove all the way. Everybody doing it in their own way. It was pretty gnarly. Yeah, so it's that kind of podcast. It's that kind of podcast, ultimately, at the end of the day. So go see that.

So tell them the deets again and how they can cop tickets. Well, I guess go to mattbester.com. It'll tell you how to get reservations. Perfect. But yeah, even if you don't know me, it's going to be a fun show, I guarantee. Seriously. I'm going to be there that weekend. Really?

I'm going to be back home. I'll swing by, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely, man. My little sister's having an engagement party. Right. Yes, I'll be up in that neck of the woods. So yeah, fucking check that show out. David Borey on the podcast.

Yes, sir. The G is silent on Twitter. 100%. Coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Every day of my goddamn life. Back to the front and all the way to the back again. Up top, down bottom. Up top, down bottom. Sometimes I forget how old you are

and I'm like, just check the Instagram handle. There it is. Yeah, I was born in 87. I'm not hiding. I'm not hiding. What is it, dude? What's going on? What's the deal? When does this come out? I don't even know.

This is this week. So we're recording this this week. We got a little lead up so people can cop tics. So then, yeah, April 23rd, come see me at the Comedy Works South Club. I'm headlining with Sam Talent. Yes, sir. April 26th and 27th, come to the Omaha Funny Bone. See me featuring for Eric Andre.

Go to officialdavidborey.com. Buy a t-shirt. Hug your loved ones. Hug them. It's getting hot out. You know, sunscreen, barbecues. Know about it. Which comedy works is it?

Comedy works South, South Club. But where? In Denver. Oh, yeah. Is that where? Are there two comedy works there? Yeah, there's downtown and then there's the South Club. But where? In Denver. Oh, yeah. Is that where, are there two comedy works there? Yeah, there's downtown and then there's the South Club. Oh, okay.

South Club is like in the burbs, but it's close to Elizabeth. So all you assholes, 646, you know, just to let you know, you can't bring knives in. And I don't think, I know a lot of you guys are felons and you're not supposed to hang out with each other. Remember that. Yeah. That's just the law. I didn't do that. That's the door feet on the floor. 100%.

So come see that. Sean Jordan in the studio. What up, Playboy? Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. I've seen a lot of those. Oh, Cougar Melon Jordan. I don't even know what I am on Instagram.

I guess I am Matt Besser. I thought it was just Matt Besser. Is it Matt Cougar Melon Besser? You trying to hide Instagram. I guess I am Matt Besser. I thought it was just Matt Besser. Straight up Matt Besser. Is it Matt Cougar Mellon Besser? You trying to hide? Matt Cougar Mellon Besser. Sean, you sounded like a cat about to get into a fight a second ago. There it is.

I hate it. You hate it? You hate that one too? If it stops you from doing the Ken Kniff. It's pretty spot on. Yeah, I think I'm done, man. I think I'm done with that. It is just straight up Matt Besser. All right. I got it. You got it? You hate that one too? If it stops you from doing the Ken Kniff. It's pretty spot on. Yeah, I think I'm done, man. I think I'm done with that. It is just right at Matt Besser.

All right, I got it. You got it. Bong. What do you got coming up, dude? Go see Faded? Yeah, go see Faded every Friday. It's funny because I will know by the time, but I don't currently know the date that this album will come out.

We don't know just yet. I want to say April 26th. Yeah. That's what it feels like the day is. Wow, a lot of things happening for us around these days. April 26th to like May 4th.

April is really peaking for all of us. I'll sub it in after I figure it out so I don't even know why I'm going on this rant because it's probably just beef.

I'm going to go stand on top of a mountain and scream a god that day. Really get to the bottom Show yourself, coward! Really get to the bottom. I'm curious at the top of it. Still one of your great lines. Oh no, that's Brandon DiCamillo. Oh really? Yep get to the bottom. I was at the top of it. Still one of your great lines.

Oh, no, that's Brandon DiCamillo. Oh, really? Yep. From the skateboarder? Yeah, from CKY video. I was talking to that dude on the phone. Somebody called my wife and said some stuff about fucking. I'm going to get to the bottom.

I don't give a fuck if you're at the top. Oh, that dude's funny, man. Very funny. But yeah, nothing. I don't have any stand-up coming up. I mean, kind of waiting just to see the dates that we'll do this tour. And then, you know, I'm sure we'll pepper in stand-up with all that shit, too. Laying in the cut.

Marissa, you got anything to promote? Punch Up the Jam. I'm now working on that show. Oh, Marissa's working on Punch Up the Jam, too. Check out Punch Up the Jam after you listen to all of the All Fantasy Everything podcast ten times. Fucking episode. And Improv for Humans, both the original and the Mandarin version.

You do, you re-record in Mandarin, right? Yeah, that's humans. All right, cool, yeah, yeah. Improv for Hunan. Better check. It's for Charlie Hunan.

Oh, Improv for Hunnam. For Hunnam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude. Tight dude. Gorgeous. That dude's attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They carved away everything that wasn't babe. There was Charlie Hunnam. I am Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on Twitter, at Ian Carmel on Instagram, at Ian Carmel on, you know. Jewish Stock X. Jewish Stock X. Thank you, my man. I'll be at Florida State again, club down under on 420.

Come out. Bring weed. I don't know. The way to buy tickets is. So hold on. again club down under on 420 come out bring weed I don't know like the way to buy tickets is so hold on you're doing 420 show at Florida State University at Florida State University

where I'm pretty sure weed is illegal is it? no illegal oh no very illegal I was there I was in Orlando and I've never seen

in the south you get like real trouble for prison yeah man these people were smoking weed outside of the show and they were like really hiding it and I was like yes nobody really of the show and they were like really hiding it. And I was like, yes, nobody really gives a shit.

And they're like, they'll take you to jail. Yeah. I did it in my home. I was back in Arkansas in the fall doing two gigs. And I was after a show outside and everybody was looking at me like, what? Like I had a gun waving. Like, what are you doing, man? I'm like, what?

I'm in an alley behind a fucking concert hall. That's something I'd be willing to get in trouble for. If I smoked weed, I would love to go back to Sioux Falls and just smoke it right downtown. Dog, no. I would. I would get so pissed. It'd be one of those things where you're like, I'll find a fucking night in jail. I don't care.

I'll serve my nickel. But I think it's more than a... Yeah, it probably is. Just a night. It's just so lame that people think it's more than a yeah it probably is it's just so lame that people think it's worse than alcohol and it's also

because it's gonna be legal which is so stupid I can't wait for the day when a cop can't say shit about it in South Dakota I go to Austin you guys probably go there on that 6th street

where people are going fucking berserk down the center of it just doing everything but yet weed's illegal you're like look what's going on here.

I was there with, I did a show with Poseidon, and like, you know, who'll smoke weed anywhere? And like, we like walked outside of it, and it was that show, remember, where you would perform isolated in a room? Oh, yes. Yeah, that's a pretty good show. Other Ian show, yeah.

Yeah, we were like, walked outside of it, and like, We were all in a great mood You know And he You know he started Almost like lit up And he was like Oh wait

And then we had like Went and like hid in an alley Which I hadn't done in like Probably ever Because I came up in Portland And even when it was Illegal It was legal

You have to stand in a puddle of piss You do You have to really Yeah You have to smoke Or people are pissing First time That I smoked weed

Back in South Dakota We were like 12 And we were walking around And I smoked weed back in South Dakota, we were like 12 and we were walking around and we had this little bag of weed and we're like, where should we smoke this? Out of all the public, all the places we could have gone to smoke it, we chose to do it inside the bathroom at Burger King. Two 12-year-old boys in a stall. You got pissy in a Burger King bathroom?

We smoked our bowl of weed in the stall together. You got high way too early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look back now and I'm like, that's almost the worst together. You got high way too early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I look back now and I'm like, that's almost the worst place. I got high for the first time at 13 and I still smoke weed. You bar mitzvahed. I was 25.

Really? Yeah, I waited. I was a little nerd, you know? Well, then I was a jock in high school, but it was like, no, that's illegal. Yeah. Beer will eventually be legal. Everybody on our football team were real dickheads about it in high school. About weed or?

Yeah, dude. They were like, it's season to season. You're just going to do that to your lungs? We have a good shot to go to state, dude. The newspaper wrote about you in the press. And you're just going to be smoking weed? And I was like, yeah, dude, this shit sucks. You're fucking lame.

I don't even like you. I play football because I'm like, yeah, dude, this shit sucks. You're fucking lame. I don't even like you. I play football because I'm big. I wish I was taller to be on a basketball team, you fucking ass. Look at the dickheads. You smoking, man? Yeah, man, I don't give a shit. I was old as hell. I got into weed and then X-Files.

We had the DVDs. It was perfect. Yeah. I still think I'm going to get into weed. I got into weed, Muddy Bears, and X-Files all in the same week. I'm going to get into Weed before too long. I believe in you. Then I'm going to watch Grey's Anatomy.

I will do it. I will watch every single episode. That's true. I want to watch it so much. That's like 27 seasons. That's 27 episodes. Why? I got to get into Weed, bruv?

Nah, you can get into Weed. Watch Matt Bass's special. There it is. Make it back into Weed. Please, before Grey's Anatomy. I wish I was going to be at a funeral in North Dakota. Otherwise, I'd go. That sucks.

I'd love to go. That sounds fun, man. I like going up to Portland. Is that an episode of Grey's Anatomy? What? Funeral in South Dakota? North Dakota. No.

I don't know. I haven't watched it yet. I just want to go to Matt's show. Why do you think that that's a good show? Why do you want to watch that? I like hospital shows. Like Scrubs? Love Scrubs.

I thought you were being sarcastic. Oh, no. Dead serious. No, he means it. I'm a very honest boy. want to watch that i like hospital shows like scrubs i thought you were being sarcastic oh no dead serious no he means i've never seen a hospital show including scrubs but it has a good friend of mine neil flynn on it it makes me ill i hate him it makes because i've been in hospitals i'm sure we all have but i have really negative reactions to those times i've been there i've seen a lot of death there and like Just the smell and the vibe. Oh, the smell and that particular light that they all just...

So whenever I go to the doctor, I try to always ask what they think the most accurate hospital show is. All of them have said Scrubs. They seriously have. Really? It's because they're no Superman. Neil Flynn is fucking hilarious. Who's Neil Flynn on that show?

He's the janitor. It's astonishing all goofing around. Neil Flynn is fucking hilarious. Who's Neil Flynn on that show? He's the janitor. Oh, man, that's the best part about that whole show. It's astonishing how funny he is, dude. The first year, he was only a reoccurring, and he barely said anything, but it was like, this guy's really fucking funny. Let's throw him some more

lines. And then it was just like, you know what? Better put him in the fucking show. He's really funny he's amazing man oh Neil Flynn's so funny yeah booked him up start Abbey's now

the new oh yeah Abbey's yeah who's writing for that somebody funny's writing for that well that's not important I auditioned I auditioned for the fat guy in Abbey's

did you yeah shout out to Leonard Utes oh Utes got it yeah he's funny shout out to Utes I like Utes a lot yeah

he's a good guy. Well, we are gathered here today in the HeadGum Studios, not to just discuss Leonard Oates, though we could for hours and hours. We are gathered here to draft the parts of songs that make you crank up the radio or the dial or the little volume thing on the side of your phone, whatever you want to call it. For me, it's still the radio. A topic you picked Matt

which is fucking fantastic thanks Matt we haven't done a music one in forever and this one is great I thought it's a little different than just a song you might crank up in your house even I feel like it's a particular

because oh I have different driving songs oh yeah and also normally when you're doing this you're by yourself or with a very good friend yes you're gonna yeah you're not gonna crank it or crank it up and uh so it's just an element of

privacy to it i guess yeah i'm getting to absolutely if the windows are down you're on a you're on a you're moving quick yeah you are yeah although you ever you ever like uh on a crowded sidewalk and blasting the music anyway oh yeah we'll talk about it. I've been looking at you and you're like, I love Tiff. I'm sorry. We'll talk about it. I bet we get into all of this. Now, to determine the order of the draft, the three of you will play a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors.

And we throw on shoot. So here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Sean. Oh, Sean wins even though you both threw rock he threw scissors

it's the different one so that wins so Sean you won it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of the draft but before you do

great question oh serpentine draft yeah so a serpentine draft is kind of like if you're on a piano and you do

no one's ever done that. I have to do it anyways. It's like if you're on a piano and you start at the lowest key and then you go... All the way up. And then you're like, damn, that sounded kind of tight. And then you go all the way back down. You go... All the way back down on the piano.

And then you hit... Again. And then you go all the way back up to the highest note. And then you go... When do you play chopsticks? No, I can't play chopsticks. I can only do, all I've ever used a piano for is to explain a serpentine draft to

somebody who didn't know what it was in that piano bar, and then immediately got kicked out for fighting that person. Yeah, fair. Yeah. Basically what it means is you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. With that in mind, Sean, what will the order of today's draft be? David, you're first.

I'll do it. David, you're first. Matt, you're second. I'm third, Ian's fourth. Back on the hot corner. I don't like doing the zig thing, but it felt fun. Hot boy. I let you guys lead it. I just got lost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's confusing. You'll be picking second. I just got lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's confusing. You'll be picking second. I've got to understand Serpentine. Okay, so David, you have the first pick. But before we get to it, let's take a short break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Babbel. If you want to learn a new language, the best way is to uproot your entire life. You drop everything you're doing, Just go to a brand new country.

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That was a break, boy. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything. Damn, that was a break. God, well, people don't, we took three years off in between. It was a long break. I'm a third degree black belt now. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,'t. We took three years off in between. It was a long break. I'm a third degree black belt now. That's amazing.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a Jehovah's Witness witness. I go to doors. I'm like, you know, you've seen these guys? You've seen these weird dudes? They don't celebrate birthdays. Those are assholes.

David, it is time for your first pick. Of the songs that you, with the parts of songs that you crank in the fucking car, dude. This first one was like not even like. Man, don't. It was immediate to me. Don't, don't. The first verse on Jay-Z, Public Service. Oh, fuck, dude.

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Ho. Ho. H to the O-V. I used to live so close by the O-Z. Everybody knows it. That part is so good. It's like, oh, even back then you could call me. It's so good. It's like,

oh man. It just makes me feel like taller. When that came out, it's irresponsible. I'd have like a drink or two and I'd be like, anybody need anything?

I'm going to go to the store because I wanted to listen to that in my car. Yeah, it's like, it's like the, it's like the, yeah, it's just, does anybody want any food

or anything from outside that I can drive to? Does anybody need any tape or a jacket? Batteries? You guys want a fur coat? Anything that I I can drive to? Does anyone need any tape or a jacket? Batteries? You guys want a fur coat? Anything that I need to go to a store for? You know everything that's a four-minute drive.

Exactly. Listen there on the back. Chinchilla. Does anyone need a chinchilla? Does anybody need one of those iron fresheners that looks like cat food cans? I got you, bro. All you peel at the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me borrow your Jay-Z CD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that shit was like yeah even when i first started driving i had never i didn't drive for that long like two years of my life but when i did i would listen that shit on the way to work and not even the second verse that just that first just the drop allow me to read it's so good it's like jay-z to me like wrapping his ass off uh yeah i don't really have much to say about it's not much to say but that part is fucking it comes out hard dude i've told you this before i used to not like jay-z

and that's i hate saying it talk to my face like i used dude i gotta be honest but i love him now i mean it's not gonna shy away from things but yeah i used to get in bullshit conversations where i'm like he ain't even that tight that's. That must mean that you had some other guy like Nas or something that you were. Yeah, we'll bring him up. That's the way it was when I was young. I was like, if I like my guy, I can't like that guy. It must be one or the other. If it wasn't Dre Snoop or Tupac, I was not having it.

It's very team sports. If it wasn't one of those three, for like years of my life. I didn't like West Coast rap because I was so into Public Enemy for a while. If I was going to like Public Enemy, I can't like any. I didn't like West Coast rap because I was so in a public enemy for a while I was like if I was going to like public enemy I can't like any I didn't like Snoop because of that I disliked West Coast

I grew up in Portland but loved Biggie so much whatever what do you mean he's going to come up but like Big and Wu-Tang and all the older kids that I hung out with

fucked with Wu-Tang I wouldn't fuck with the West Coast shit because I was like no they killed Biggie. I was a kid in Beaverton. I never thought Tupac's songs were as good as Biggie's songs. I just didn't.

I still really don't feel that way. Yeah, I kind of do too. It's tricky. Tupac doesn't have a story to tell. He's hella little. I get it. John's getting so heated. Yeah, we'll talk about it at dinner.

Joining a gang as an adult-ass motherfucker. We can, we can, we can, shirts on or off. We can get it going. I don't like Tupac as much as Biggie. Never have, never will. That's fine. The point is, PSA. But it's funny it has to be, that they even have to be compared.

It does, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the media did that. Nobody forced me to feel that way. Those are the two that it sucks, but people do make a difference. People do make a difference. You know, Biggie to Maroon 5.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's still a no-brainer for Maroon 5. Obviously, we'll take Maroon 5. We'll pick Levine Heights. She will be loved. She will, yeah, eventually. Yeah, but... Yeah, PSA, Jay-Z,

that was just like, for me, the timing when that song came out. He tips his hat to the West Coast in that song, though. Like, DLC, no one can do it better. Yeah. Am I a Dipshit? Black Album, right? What? Am I a Dipshit?

That was Black Album, right? No, that was Blueprint. Blueprint. Okay. And it's just, and then, like, I love the, I did not come for you. Yeah. I did not come to show out. Yeah. It's like, and then like, I love the, I did not come for you. I did not come to show out. And he was just like, yeah, Jay, yeah.

Which was definitely from some like New York City Kung Fu movie. You know what I mean? Well, I was about to say, there's a lot of Wu-Tang songs that the first, you know, seven seconds will get you going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need much. Like, is that just a sword being unsheathed? Fuck. Oh, dude, RZA is the king of doing that shit just putting it's

just like the sound of somebody rolling sushi and you're like it's on oh no dishonor no one was just dishonored you just hear dishonor that little girl talking about how her dad was the greatest samurai in the land you're like what song's coming up dude you must pick the sword or the ball wasn't that one of them if you pick the ball but yeah I think that's a great intro yeah that's that's definitely

PSA excellent man I'm having a good ass time you are having a good time I'm sorry this is fun yeah let's do it sometimes I just say that shit

I'm stoked it's fucking we can't get into a stop there's no shortage of positive energy you know or there's no seriously it just hits sometimes

you're like fuck man I'm in a good mood there's no surplus of it I should say Matt like fuck man I'm in a good mood there's no surplus of it I should say Matt time for your first pick okay so I'm gonna go with I think

would be more popular like we were talking before the show started I was like if I was gonna draft to win yes

this might be something I would draft to win even like my other draft picks might be more personal but Paranoid Android. Ooh.

Starting at 334 in the song. Oh, someone did some homework. Damn. I used to use this as a sound cue at the UCB back in the day all the time. But it's that part of the song where it's been rocking for a while. Yeah. And then it clears out. And also you hear.

Yes! That's what I was doing that night. I got goosebumps right now. Look at the minute. It'll make me cough. I got to get you to that point. That's crazy that you brought Tom York. Were you a red line in yourself?

That's wild that you brought Tom York here to do you that point. That's crazy. Were you a red line in yourself? It's wild that you brought Tom York here to do that. Everybody listening. Tom York, here. Stop. Get out of my mic.

That's crazy. I didn't think he was going to make it. This is not a pay what you will podcast, Tom. I thought he was just busy sleeping

in a bank vault. Is that what he loves? They recorded, or he wrote an album or they recorded it in a bank vault. One of them. Fucking wild.

I fucking love Radiohead. Sean loves Radiohead. We can't get David on board with Radiohead. I just can't do it, man. I'm trying. I would love it. I know, I know, I know. Even that album, OK Computer? I've not heard the whole album. I've heard snippets.

Every time they play, and Ian's tried, and I... I'm not an all-album guy. You're not an all-album guy? No, no, but that album I think is amazing. Okay, Computer, The Bends. I'm hoping something happens to me this summer. Maybe I fall in love or something and it clicks on.

If you fall in love and then start liking Radiohead, that's a weird relationship. Wouldn't that be wild? That would be a wild relationship. I think anything could happen. I'm already pretty unique. I don't really think I follow any. That could happen to me. You fly no flag.

That's true. Yeah, man. I'm a man of. That part is really think I follow any. That could happen to me. You fly no flag. That's true. Yeah, man. I'm a man of. That part is it. I'm a beast with no nation. Well, I was going to say, the reason I put that in the car is the same reason you might put, before the show starts, I was talking about Bohemian Rhapsody would be a popular pick. And we all try that high note he tries to hit in the song.

But you don't want to do that in a big crowd of people when you embarrass yourself. But you'll really try that in your car. You'll bust out and think you can do it and then embarrass yourself like I just did with Tom York. But you'll try it. It's the vocal quiver trying to jump over a barrier or a barrel in a parking lot kind of thing.

You only want to do it around real close friends or alone or drunk. Otherwise it's embarrassing. Fuck it. Radiohead is so good. They have, I mean, like, of like switching a song up halfway through or there'll be like something will drop

halfway through a song where you're just like, I was really vibing on this. And then just it hit and I'm like, oh shit, you know, that it fucking like takes you to an 11 too. I love that shit. Radiohead is so good. I got some in my head right now. I know. I'm like, oh, shit. You know, that it fucking like takes you to an 11 too. I love that shit. Radio that's so good. I got some in my head right now. I know.

I'm like thinking of more picks as we're talking about it. We're all saying a lot of picks. Well, yeah, I'm not going to say any more. We're saying artists. I'm not going to say any more picks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I just thought of another pick. Anyway.

Good for you, dude. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah, man. Yeah, Paranoid Android. It's fantastic. Dude, we'll get.

It'll happen. I think it's going to happen. I have the heart for it. Especially that song as a stoner, man. That's a ride. Let's do it after this. Okay, yeah, absolutely. On the way to the restaurant, we'll listen to it. It's a six-minute ride. We are having a day.

It's perfect. 15 minutes away from the restaurant. We'll listen to it three times. Call ahead and get the wings on the table. I don't know why we've never done that. Like, listen, we know we're going to get all these appetizers, so just have them waiting. What, call ahead?

Because we always show up late. Oh, no, I could never. Yeah, I couldn't seriously do that. But it's just funny to think about, like, have buffalo wings, like four shots of Jameson, and then, like, some pink drinks on the table. Buffalo wings. Can I get you guys some drinks? Buffalo Wings.

I don't feel bad about that. No, you shouldn't. It was just so funny how it worked. We were in Palm Springs two weekends ago. We vacationed together because we believe in this podcast. No, we're good friends. And we were hammered. And some people were mushrooming.

And we went to this fucking steak. Oh, I was Metro Booming. Metro Booming on production. I was high on mushrooms. If young men don't trust you, I'll mushroom you. We were at this fucking like Palm Springs steak restaurant, which was populated by exactly who you think is going to be there. Older

people and well-to-do gay couples and then there were some children and we were like way gone. I maybe had the last Molly in my life. I had one, but still we were all on different journeys. And the server shows up, and he's like, all right, can I get you guys some drinks? And Dave was like, buffalo wings. And the server refused.

He was like, I'll get to that later. Do you guys want any drinks? That was crazy to me. He's like, well, let's do drink first. And we're like, bro, no, man. I mean, clearly we've had enough drinks. What we need is buffalo wings. That was the wild thing. Also, don't tell me the fucking bro, no, man. I mean, clearly we've had enough drinks. What we need is buffalo wings. That was the wild thing.

Also, don't tell me the fucking rules, motherfucker. Exactly. Thank you. It was fucking crazy. I was at a restaurant where my friend, we couldn't get a table because they were making us wait. And he was about to pass out. So he ordered a salad at the bar and he got it. And then we got our table and he brought the salad.

And she said, you can't bring the salad from the bar to the table. I was like, fuck you. Why can't you? We're brought the salad and she said, you can't bring the salad from the bar to the table. I was like, fuck you. Why can't you? For the service industry. Right, exactly. And for what? For what? This restaurant's

going to fall apart? You're going to make me stay over there? You're going to eat buffalo wings? Shit's going to burn down? You got to do your job, man. I currently work

in a call center and if someone calls in and wants to talk about their late fees, I can't be like, oh, I'm sorry, we're not talking about your late fees yet

service you can't do it it's against my religion to drink I only eat buffalo wings are you not going to serve me I can't even consider drinks so I can't even think about

we can't call the marina I will piss on this chair if you make me drink sure give me a drink first I should have told him the truth sir I'm high on mushrooms

and I need to relax so fuck it and oddly enough buffalo wings will do that I should have told him the truth. Sir, I'm high on mushrooms, and I need to relax. So fuck it. And oddly enough, Buffalo Wings will do that. Buffalo Wings is the only thing that will do that. Man, we went to- We tried a sandwich at the gas station. It didn't work. That's why we're here.

It didn't take. You motherfucker. Sandwich. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings the other day, and they brought out the equivalent of like the old 96er for wings. We ordered, I want to say like 70 wings, and they brought out the equivalent of like the old 96er for wings. We ordered, I want to say like 70 wings and they brought them out

on platters. There were four of us. Where the fuck was that? It was, yeah, Thursday when we got all, David and I went to BJ's at like five. I didn't know that happened.

Yeah, I was out on a solo night. I tried to not push it on you because I don't want to be like, hey, we're going to go eat some terrible food because you're being healthy. It was good food. It's fine.

The wings were fine. That is seriously the only reason because I don't want to be like, hey, we're going to go eat some terrible food because you're being healthy. It was good food. The wings were fine. That is seriously the only reason. I appreciate it. The pressure of going out and having a terrible night. That's a good friend. I didn't need to be tempted. Yeah. Instead, I stayed at home.

And trying to give you those nights at the crib, too. I lit four different candles. You had those collagen pads on. I had the Nike collagen pads on. Right, exactly. Yeah. It's one of those things, too, where I'm like, yeah, you need a night. I was doing triangle push-ups.

Oh, they call those Bruce Lee's in jail. Yeah, I wasn't really doing them, but I was thinking about it. We used to do those in Taekwondo. Yackzilla. Did you do Taekwondo before? Yeah. Black belt, second degree, man. Well, third degree now that we took that three year break. Is it Seon? Seon? How's it called? Sean. Sean, it's time for your first. Ask every Lyft driver in LA and it's different. Sean. Seon. Time for your first pig brother. All right. So Alright, so here's one of those times where I'm going to give him two chances to take this song that I want to take. Otherwise, I would take it.

Don't, man! Knuckle up! Knuckle up, play hardball, get out of here. We're all grown-ups. The beat drop on Rosa Parks when it starts. You know what bothers me about that? It's the same with the boozy pic where you that's not

don't you fucking dare come at me like that that's how I'm coming at you that's how I'm coming at you my friend I'm in front of you coming that way you have no idea so you think I'd ever listen to Outkast I think that you don't love that song the way that he loves that song I really think that

I think I've talked to you about Outkast twice see this this is why I didn't love that song the way that he loves that song. David, Corey. I really think that. That's why I was going to leave. I think I've talked to you about Outcast twice. See this? This is why I didn't want to do it. The reason I picked it, it had a huge part in my life, too, is we called Smith's car the Smithstum. And we used to drive around and listen to that, and it was bananas.

This is one of my best friends in the world. I'm going to dinner with this kid later. He's making you see you guys on Switch later. Man. This is it. I'm just trying to get a kiss. He's making you

on the Smooch tip. That's all he wants. I'll kiss you. He's playing again. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me that's not one of the best things to crank in the world.

No. It's fucking tight. What's hard about it? The beat drop. The very first part. Oh, the very beginning? Can we hear you do it? I feel like we should

have to do it. Hey, rock-a-lock-a-lock. Then right when they're singing and then it goes... I can't... You know what I'm talking about. No, I can tell you've listened to it. I can tell you've listened to it a bunch of times. It shows. You guys are killing me. What are you talking about?

I don't think I've listened to fucking Outkast. It's different than Boosie. I just want to hear it right now because I've never heard that song before. Jesus. Marissa, we help out, please. They're bullying me is what's happening. You made yourself get bullied. Don't do that. It's one of the best songs in the world to crank in a car. What is the part you're talking about?

The beat drop at the beginning. The start of the song. The beat drop. When the song starts. And it's just. Yes. And then it goes. The beat drop.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. It's that thing that you got to take it for a walk. I'm sweating over here. I seriously am. If you guys could feel my armpits. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating.

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I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. It's insane to me that you don't think I listen out, Kes. That's one of the bad things I try to do is go with everything you tell me on the bench. Andre.

I can't talk. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Why are you sweating? I got all nervous. I'm sweating because I'm fat. This is the hardest I've ever got gone on right here. I'm literally eating combos while we podcast.

Oh, man. Maybe I'm sweating because this is the time I don't deserve to get gone on. Well, you eat them. They're called singles. You're key sweating over here. I'm one meter sweating. I'm one meter sweating. No, yeah, that is a great part of the song.

I was just giving you shit because it was a fantastic pick. Yeah, it's a really good pick. I wish I would have had it. Damn it. See, I'll feel bad all night. Although, that wasn't what I was worried about you taking. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I cranked that whole song. And by the way, for everybody listening, none of this is real. Oh, it's real. I mean, I did start sweating. He did start sweating. The one thing that was real was Tom York was here. That was the one real thing. That's it.

This is all. Well, people come. Yeah. People think it's like, you know, you guys are being mean. You guys are mean to Sean. If you want to see us be mean to Sean, you come to the Roos later. Yeah. Also, you want to see me be mean?

Say something to Sean when I'm there. See what happens. See, if I don't get in a fight with somebody, I'm physically overmatched with. You think I won't get my ass beat for my friend? Too crossfaded to be handling myself properly in this situation. Yeah, you think I won't pretend like I'm stronger than you for my friend? You think I won't hit my head on the side of the table and tell people you punched me the next day? I will headbutt a crossfitter for my friend.

And I'll take that ass whooping gladly because I love Sean Jordan. You think we won't get in a fight with a buff guy wearing Under Armour? Like that's not terrifying? Yeah. Under Armour like it's a fucking t-shirt. He's wearing Under Armour. I'll tell you this. We were at this place on Vermont, the public house. And the other day a friend of our

dude at the bar pushed a female friend of ours. And it was wild because it was a pretty heavy push and we were both standing there and Dave was like, what's going on? Our friend, they didn't take it as they shouldn't have. They didn't take it. They were just like, that's bullshit,

bro. So this guy kind of turns to David because he was right there and he says something and David started giggling and pulled his pants up as if to say, is it going to go down? I was fully prepared to get my ass beat that day. But it was just so funny because I haven't seen that in a long time where this dude is just, like, freaking out. And David's like, oh, yeah. All right.

He was a butthead, though. He had a CrossFit hat and a CrossFit hoodie on. You got to pick one. I'm like, you could beat the tar out of me. I can't back down from that. We're going to get in a fight with a guy who hasn't had anything but Michelob Ultra since 1997. He's just cranky because he didn't get his gains this week. Exactly.

I understand. They don't got paleo on tap. I once got a tip about fights in bars. It's like it depends whether you feel like you're most familiar with the bar or they are. 100%. feel like you're most familiar with the bar or they are a hundred percent and if you if if you feel like that's a place you go more than they are then you can make them feel like everyone there is on your side that's where i was at for sure it was like we go there every friday after there you go so i'd feel comfortable there yeah because they don't know they're the tourists yeah

that's why we go to the roost a lot we know know how long the... You can even say, oh, you're going to fight me in my own bar? Yeah. And you're like, oh. Oh, that's a good move, yeah. That is a good move. I'm going to use that. Where I've been drinking double vodka tonic for eight years. Yeah.

I'm married to the bartender, friend. You don't think I went to trans daughters christening? I've cried in that bathroom, you motherfucker. Both kinds of tears. Oh, that is a good strategy, though. I like that a lot. Like dropping stuff at like, I don't know, the egg rolls here are delicious. I know they're delicious.

I mean, they're edible. You can eat them. You go off menu. I got that tip after my friend who was at a Cubs, we used to do improv at this place called the Wrigley side. Oh, damn. Wrigleyville. Spitting distance from Wrigley Field. Sounds like a fight. People do spit. Wrigley side. Oh, damn. It's called Wrigleyville. Spitting distance from Wrigley Field. Sounds like a fight.

People do spit. Wrigley Field. So after games, all these drunk Cub fans would come into our bar. Yeah. And he was not, you know, he was like me. He didn't look like a guy who could fight. But he would fuck with these Cubs fans to the point where I was like, no, what the fuck are you doing, man?

You're asking. He's like, no, this is my bar. And these guys, it's the first time they've ever been in this bar that and i'm i'm at the i'm sitting at the bar acting confidently no one's gonna fuck with me looking like looking like you grew into that school yeah yeah because especially with the bar is like you always got to defer to whoever the home team is when absolutely if you go to a bar that you don't know you can always kind of feel it out and you got to be like all right that's the whole that's why chicken Wing Gate was so dicey. I couldn't call it.

Oh, Chicken Wing Gate? Yeah, that might have been. They might have been there as many times as I had. Dave stole Chicken Wing off of an opposing group of bros' table, and it turned into this whole kerfuffle. You knocked it off their kerfuffle? No, he took it to eat it. He took it to eat on purpose.

I was really going through it. It was a to eat. Yeah. On purpose. I was really going through it. It was a hard one. It was a hard, yeah. It was. And there was just stuff personally going on. Looking back is one of the funniest things that I've ever been a part of. You were fucking with him just to fuck with him? I guess.

I don't really know. Or you were out of it. We were looking for smoke. We'd been. He was up there in the fire tower looking for smoke. We'd been having ourselves a drink. They hired me for the summer. I'm going to watch this motherfucking tree line.

David goes, I spotted a fire and he ran to it They ended up being cool I barfed later that night And then one of the guys ran in and asked me if I knew how to get coke And that's how the night kind of ended I didn't LA nights When these Santa Ana winds get to blowing

Where are we in this draft? I'm so confused It's part of my first and my second picks. It's time for your first pick. I'll get through them. We'll get through them. Well, you can't win us so much charisma in one room. What are you going to do?

What are we going to do? With my first pick, I am going to take the beat drop on the live version of LCD Sound Systems' Dance Yourself Clean, recorded at Madison Square Garden. I've learned that with you. You played me that. In your house. Is this from their documentary? From the documentary.

Didn't Lance do that? Lance was there. Shout out to Lance. I don't think he recorded it, but he's definitely in it. You know Lance Bangs, right? Yeah. He fucking, he's the craziest. He recorded it, but he's definitely in it. You know Lance Bangs, right? Yeah. He fucking, he's the craziest. He recorded that? He recorded parts of it, but also just like shows up hugging,

why am I fucking blanking on the guy's name? The LCDC, their lead singer. Just like he's there talking to him and hugs him. Reggie's in it. Reggie sings a song in it, which is fucking amazing. Shame on you. Reggie's pipes, man. You forget.

Yeah, you do forget. I didn't know what to think of that documentary, though. Didn't he retire and now he's out of retirement two years later? Oh, they came back within two years. It's like, come on. Oh, really? They just eat it. Growing up in Portland and more coming of age than growing up,

going from young adult to adult who goes out and trying to get laid and dance with people or whatever. I'd always heard LCD Sound System and especially the name Bandit about because it was a very hip town and everything. And I was like, no, fuck that. I only listen to rap. So I never got into LCD when they were still together. But when the documentary came out, I'm like, I'll watch this. And the documentary really hooked me.

I was like, oh, shit, these songs are good. And watching them perform them live because they do use instruments and all that stuff. and the documentary like really hooked me i was like oh shit these songs are good and like watching them perform them live because they do use instruments you know and like all that stuff and like that hooked me and then i think the documentary was called like the long goodbye not the long goodbye but uh shut up and play the hits um and they made an album version of it which i think was called the long goodbye and so I got into the band via the live version and the energy in that room, like on some of those songs is fucking crazy. Some of them are worse.

Like Daft Punk is playing my house is worse, but dance yourself clean is fucking way better. Cause you can hear them like playing the cowbell in the background and like the guitars and everything. That's another factor of cranking shit up. Yeah. Like I was listening, I'm not, this is one of my drafts.

But dire straights. If you're a fan of cranking shit up and hearing someone's finger go down a guitar string kind of thing where it's that cranked. And you hear that brush go across the cymbal, that brushed. Yeah. If you can really hear it. Those are some sounds you're like, oh, I'm not hearing that in my house or on my phone. Not in the studio version. Only cranked sometimes. Yeah.

And this is probably one of those songs. It's so good. Live songs are so much to crank, for sure. And then it's into the, you know, because it had been fairly low-key before then. And then in my head I visualized what the lights were like during the documentary of that concert and haven't since then.

Thank God they got back together. Cause I've seen them like four times. I go see him hella. Oh yeah. I see it anytime they're in LA. I went twice last time they were in LA. I love it. It's a great live show.

It's fucking so much fun. We'll see. Now that I don't do Molly, if it's just as fun, we'll see. I didn't do Molly, if it's just as fun. We'll see. It will be Molly's battle. I didn't hear that factor. I bet it'll be more fun.

I bet it'll be way more fun because I'll be thinking about the Bible while I'm there. But that part of the song is fucking just amazing. And it just gets me so, there's nothing that gets me more jacked. We'll probably have to listen to it on the way home. In the restaurant. Yeah. Buffalo wings. I'll probably have to listen to it on the way home. In the restaurant. Yeah. Will you? Buffalo wings.

I'll just sit down and yell out, dance yourself clean. Now, the only other one I had to get for me to be at peace with myself, and thank God I'm on the hot corner, is on the song International Players Anthem. My, you motherfucker. My picture choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber. Never in the sheets, blacking on top of the cover. anthem. It's no love. It's cross country. Anyway. So are you guys, I'm not just kidding, are you guys all hip hop oriented mostly? All three of you? Me primarily. Yeah, and then like I'm a little more, you know, we're playing on the same way. I feel like Ian has the most diverse musical taste out of all three of us for sure.

I listen to hip hop and rap, you know, so. And dance music. I also listen to boom bap. Yeah, boom bap. There's a lot of hip hop. Crumping. But no, I'm listen to Boom Bap yeah Boom Bap there's a lot of hip hop crumping but no it's I'm gonna

I feel like Ian is like full on diverse music taste I don't know about I feel like me and you are hip hop poppy more than anything dude I'm I'm a pop music

I mean anymore I'd say I listen to pop more than anything yeah you do like pop we'll get into it yeah and I guess I listen to hip hop more than anything

yeah and you know like you know everything you know hip hop like I know skateboarding, which we're all over the, yeah, we're all over.

That is one of Bun B's best cars. That was Bun? I thought that was Pimp. Oh no, you are right. Yeah. No, Bun B,

oh yeah, cause Bun is, you've been rolling solo, time to get down with the team. The grass is greener on that other side. The way he says compressor, it always rings Pimp to me. Money on the grass.

Drive a compressor. That was pimp for days. That song. Because that song starts with Andre 3000 doing this like almost more of a poem than rapping. Yeah, like this sweet, this sweet like. With this like. Is that the song? Why don't you do this woman that he's going to marry?

You know what I mean? I sent this text to this girl I used to see telling her I met this cutie pie with whom I want to be. And like it's this very like cute choral music in the background and then the beat hits and fucking Pimp is right and he's one of those guys

well Pimp died Pimp's dead Pimp rapped to Bentley or wait no Syrup right yeah it was Syrup something like a heart thing

yeah yeah yeah but Andre's still out there making like weird experimental music just like he's in a new movie coming up too he moved

I think he just like fell out of love with rap. They were so big. So big. I don't know what Bun's doing. I mean, Bun B's still rapping. He's still rapping. He's still out there wearing Polytech hats. Giving everybody the Houston Co. sign.

I don't really think he should do that, but whatever. Drake? Yeah. I mean, Hey Ya. I know that's probably not the one to say. No, but that's one. We love that song. But that's like a wedding song.

That's like one of those songs at a wedding reception. Forever. It'll get everyone out of their seats. Yeah. Everyone knows it. It'll be around for 20 years because of that. Grandmas will dance to it. You know what I mean?

Yeah. No, Andre's like. But that part specifically is like, whenever you get those big collaboration songs, especially from the South, they do that a lot. They come hard. Even more than New York guys, where it'll be like seven dudes on this song that you all grew up with. That song was so dope because that was like, I feel like it was right after Pimp C got out of prison. And he just, there's not a lot of songs where he was that guy. No, no.

You even listen to Pimp C. Bun was always more. Bun was the guy who wanted to work with people. You even listen to Big Pimp and he didn't want to do it. He was ah no he's not even in the video yeah like he's in houston he's off site he's off site yeah and he was like i don't want to work with new york dudes fuck that so to hear him on that shit like and all those guys looked everybody on that song looked up to him and it was just like you know if we're even to start sweet jones and he had the cell phone in his hand it was just like it you know, even to start, Sweet Jones, and he had the cell phone in his hand. It was just like, it was one of the last like, pimp C.

It was one of the last pimp C verses we got before he died. It's just a kick you right in the face verse. It's so good. It's hard to not name other songs because I want to talk about it, but yeah, I'm not. Well, you have a chance to right now, Sean. It's your turn. What's your second pick? I think, so that the song is Gimme Shelter. Oh.

And it's the part where she, where it's like probably two thirds through the song. Yeah. It's like two thirds through the song. And there's that girl singing in the back. There was like a little documentary about it. Shane told me this. It's 15 feet from stardom. Is that what it is?

It's about backup singers in general. Yeah. And it was this. So when she's singing in the background, sorry Marissa, but when she's singing, it's just, I don't want to be too loud, but she's like, rape, murder! And her voice cracks, and they left it in because she's screaming with so much passion in that song.

I love just cranking that up. What word did she say? She says rape, murder. It's that part, like... All the songs you pick, someone shouts rape. It's just really weird. Rape! Now I know why you're in your car while you're singing this.

Someone pulls up next to you, Rape! Murder! What? Rape murder. What? Rape murder. I love this part. I'm going to the grocery store. Yeah, no, I just cranked this. You like the rape murder song, right?

You mean Gimme Shelter? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In parentheses, rape murder. I'll just leave it on. Yeah, I'm just going to be in there for like an hour, so just leave this part on. Can I just give you isolated background vocals, please? I've listened to those isolated background vocals, and it's crazy.

Well, the story is when they were recording that, they were in the studio, and they went for Gimme Shelter, and they were late, and they were like, oh, shit, I have an idea. Go get the backup singers. And they called this woman and woke her up out of bed. She's in the alley being attacked right now. Why don't we record her? Yeah, why don't we just bring the boom out? She's still got her lav on. Fun Hollywood jokes, right?

That's what the listeners want. Those fun lav mic jokes. Sorry, Mom. But they got her out of bed and she like came into the studio. Got her out of bed. And she was like, okay, sing this one.

Rape, murder. That was the first we take. Yeah, and she like fucking went in and like cracked her fucking vocal cords singing it. You can just tell that it's like

she's just throwing everything into it and it's sick. You should watch that documentary. I really should. I don't know why I haven't. I think it might be

on Netflix. On Netflix. What is that? That's like a streaming service, right? That's why that moment in Twist and Shout is so awesome.

Oh, yeah. I love that song. But there's a history behind that that I think he, John Lynn, blew out his voice doing that part where he goes, you know, and he was like, I can't, that's it. First take. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got it. Take it or leave it. We got it. You know, I used to think Matthew Broderick was singing that in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Get the fuck out of my mind right now. I mean, what was I, 10? I mean, yeah, I thought he was singing it for real. I also was 10, and I did not think so.

This guy's a talent. He's a triple threat. He can sing and act and dance. He can sing, act, and wear a vest. This guy's got it all. He's also a master negotiator. He got that kid to steal his dad's car. Sausage King of Chicago over here.

He's hanging out with a guy in a hockey jersey all day. This guy can do it all. Matt, time for your second pick. Well, now I feel bad because I feel like you guys aren't going to know my songs. No, no, we'll know it. We know a lot of music.

Okay, okay. Do you guys know Car Seat Headrest? Yes! I fucking fuck with Car Seat Headrest so hard, dude. That's what I said. Ian knows everything. That was my song. Well, I don't know what song you're going to pick.

Oh, he already thought he knew my song. I don't know. I'm not gonna pick Oh he was already He already thought He knew my song I don't know I'm not trying to Pay you into a corner Don't want to box you in If I box you in If I pay you into a corner I'm gonna watch you

Fly your way out of it That's what I feel like I think the commonality In my picks today Is they're all At least over Five minute songs Yeah

Okay maybe I do know And they all have like Three parts to them And changes Like that Like that Radiohead song drops out, becomes a whole new song. Drunk drivers,

killer. Well, yes, that was my, that's what I was hoping. That was my song last summer. Drunk drivers, drunk drivers,

drunk drivers, drunk drivers. It doesn't have to be like this It doesn't have to be like this It doesn't have to be this way And he's talking to two different groups. Drunk drivers, he's telling, you don't have to be a drunk driver.

Literally says in the lyrics, you can pull over right now and walk. You don't have to be a drunk driver. Same with Killer Wells. You can be an orca, you don't right now and walk you don't have to be a drunk driver same with killer wells you can be an orca you don't have to be you have to be a killer well to be a killer well it doesn't have to be like that's sweet and and then the common course is it doesn't have to be this way yeah and it gets you singing that and like so many songs in my mind where i'm wailing it i'm, I'm like pulling my own experience and feelings and my own story

that I'm going through in the moment. It doesn't have to be this way. And I'm talking to the killer whales and the drunk drivers in my life. And I'm saying, you don't have to be this way to me. And I'm just singing. It doesn't have to be this way.

People pull up next to me and I'm like weeping. Killer whales. Oh, it's so fucking good. And at the end, it's just wailing. He just cuts into it. That's the song you gotta love because at some point words don't work anymore. It has to be pure, primitive wailing. Yes.

Hell yeah. Wailing. Killer wailing. I've never even heard that song and I'm on explanation alone. I don't know it either, but it sounds like just from hearing you sing it. Dude, that shit you said about wailing. That's true as fuck though. Sometimes I just make noises when I'm alone.

Yeah. Yeah. Bellow. You just bellow. It's like if I'm alone and I'll be doing something and I'll just like, I'll look at my laptop or something and I'll just be like. You know what I mean? Then you send those 15 emails.

Yeah, I'm communicating with me. Probably the darkest drug moment of my life was like two summers ago. So I guess that was my song two summers ago. Was like that 4th of July party. I was not here. I talked about it on the pod before. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I guess that was my song two summers ago was like that 4th of July party. I was not here. I talked about it on the pod before.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good one. Too molly mushroom, a lot of weed, too much alcohol, like blacked out hard and then came back to and like.

But you were just fine, right? Like when you came back to you were like, oh, I feel great. It was so wild. Like when I came out of it I felt like I had like just spent all morning

in the gym. Like it was fucking. You also said one of the funniest things I've ever heard when you were on that trip. What was it again? We were in the car with Zach Toscani.

This was a different night. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. But what did I say that time? We were in the car with Zach Toscani and out of nowhere you were like, I think you really should start embracing your Italian heritage.

Oh, yeah, Zach. Yeah. I mean it. This is such a sweet thing to say to a friend. God, that's tight. Toscanini. No, but anyway, it was this Fourth of July party. A complicated relationship with a woman was involved, yada, yada, yada.

But when I came out of it, I was, like, clear as day. And I walked home, and the whole time I blasted that song out of my phone kind of thing. That whole, like, and that. Oh, this is kind of recently. Yeah, yeah. And, like, maybe, like, two summers. It'll be two summers ago this Fourth of July. Yeah, and like maybe like two summers it'll be two summers ago this year and a half ago a year and just like that it doesn't have to be like this part and i was like yeah it fucking doesn't have to be what am i doing you know it'd be great those are moments that everybody needs for sure this really

yeah yeah you gotta have and that was like i mean that what. You ever seek out a song like that to like, I got to fucking shout these lyrics right now. Absolutely. Yeah, man, for sure. Yeah. For sure. I got some coming up. Yeah, I got some coming up. Fuck, that song is so good.

Dave, time for your second and third picks. Second pick, the chorus to Fast Car by Chasey Chapman. It's the only song that's ever made me cry. Really? That song seems older than you are. It is. Or about the same.

You said that's the only song that's ever made you cry? It's the only song that's ever made me cry. Seriously. It's made me cry multiple same. You said that's the only song that's ever made you cry? It's the only song that's ever made me cry. Seriously. It's made me cry multiple times. Yeah. I've had so many times it made me cry.

Fairly like. Almost every song makes me cry. One time, like driving by myself alone from home from work, where it made me cry like hard. Yeah. What do you think? Why do you think? It's just.

I mean, it's a beautiful song. Like, I, not to get into it too much, but I listen to a lot of music where I don't, a lot of times in music I don't believe people, but I believe her voice. And like, the narrative of that song is just so sad. You know what I mean? She's talking about her dad. He's got a problem. He deals with the bottle. That's the way it is.

Said his body's too old for living. Say his body's too young to look like his. And, like, that core. And then, like, the verse about, like, the verse about them being down and out. And then she's, like, that feeling. Because when you're asked out, especially when you're homeless or whatever, it's, like, a very, it's a very, like, visceral thing. And, like, to hear her being, her being like like that the way she fantasizes is the way that you fantasize

when you're down and out you and I can both get jobs and we'll move out of the shelter but like the chorus of that song where she's just like I remember when we were driving driving in your car speed so fast

I swear that guy was drunk like just that whole feeling is like yeah even when you're busted like driving fast in a car just makes you feel good a simple place it makes you feel like you could be you could be anybody especially if it's not your whip like but like i've been in that situation too where you're just in a car that's like nice and maybe you don't feel like you deserve it but like you're just driving fast and you could be anybody. Yeah.

So like, yeah. If I wanted to, I could be crying right now. No bullshit. It felt like it. I think it's like the most, I never cry. Cause you guys know me. I'm not really inclined to like give all my emotions the play that they deserve. You work all your emotions out on the ice rink.

Yeah, exactly. And everybody knows that. When I hit that triple, that's how I feel about it. You didn't cry enough for everyone that we all know. I'm a weeper. But yeah, exactly. And everybody knows that. When I hit that triple, that's how I feel about my dad. You and I cry enough for everyone that we all know. I'm a weeper. But yeah, no, Tracy Chapman, Fast Car, The Court. That's a pretty solid segment. I was in this phase where I was just really into really sad songs.

And I was also learning guitar at the same time. So I would learn a sad song, and I would chase my wife around the house with the lyrics to the sad song. There's a song called Letters from War. Need I say more? Yeah, I know. It's a reverse crew. And I'm singing Letters from War. She's like, stop it.

I want to hear it. And he opened the door and it was a flag in his hand. Stop it. I don't want to hear it. Hell yeah. The one part I know on guitar is the beginning of Third Planet by Modest Mouse, which is really melancholy. Oh, I have a Modest Mouse pick here. Say no more.

I wasn't going to say it. I'll say no more. We'll get to it later. David, time for your third pick. So it's interesting because I feel like I'm going to get all my picks right now. Go on. So I kind of can do whatever I want. Yeah, you can bounce on the handlebars a little bit.

And I'm going to go for the chorus again. Man, I'm going to take the chorus of Papa Don't Preach. Papa don't preach. I've been told. Papa don't preach. I've been through the streets. But I made up my mind. I'm keeping my faith.

That song is like, I had a young mom who maybe wasn't stoked that her, whose father wasn't stoked that she had a baby as a teen. Same exact situation. And just like, that fucking song is like, I don't know, man. If you have any type of feeling close to that, that song is like, I don't know if Madonna gave up a kid or some shit, but that shit feels like how it feels. So like, I don't know if Madonna gave up a kid or some shit, but that shit feels like how it feels.

So like, I don't know, man. When she sings that chorus, I just believe her. The Papa Don't Pray part? Yeah. I've been trying. And then just like, but I made up my mind. I'm keeping my baby. Gonna keep my baby.

And I mean- Three Madonnas in here. Man, I love, man, I'll champion Madonna's entire catalog till the day I die. Absolutely. But that's probably my favorite Madonna song. And that chorus there is just like,

That catalog is a necklace of pearls. You know, not one. I mean, I don't really, post Ray of Light, I don't really have as much. That's still a thick cut. Yeah, but like, everything Ray of Light earlier on

is like, I think she's like, she's like, like affected me and my family. I love that lady. Have you seen that footage of this New Year's when she showed up at that small gay bar in New York City with her son playing guitar

and she just sang three songs, I think. Oh, what songs did she sing? Let's not stop naming songs. Or wait a minute. I don't have any. Watch the footage, though. Because it's a surprise. People don't know she's going to show up and all of a sudden she's in this tiny club.

Her music gets me, too. She's another one who really gets... Yeah, I got songs. I'm not going to say it, but... Matt, time for your third pick. Okay. I might go with this Modest Mouse then. Hell yeah. You know this song?

What's the name of it? Yes. What album is that? No one has got a shit to find a way out. It's the Well song off of an EP. That's not on Good News for Bad News. No. No, it's on an EP only. It was actually a fucking B-side, and it's like one of my favorite songs of theirs.

It's called The Whale Song. Shitluck and The Fruit That Ate Itself were like both EPs or B-sides to EPs. Some of their best songs are like buried, in my opinion. I know you always say that. It sounds like, yeah. And I didn't do this on purpose but I just picked

two whale songs in a row I don't know if you noticed that and went because I only just got into this Mice Mice song

like this year but it's another one of those songs and that song starts out it's another long song it starts out with like

three minutes of instrumental I like any song it's like this song's fucking good I don't even need to get into the words for three minutes of instrumental. I like any song. It's like, this song's fucking good. I don't even need to get into the words for three minutes, motherfuckers. That's how Dire Straits is too.

I'm so good on guitar. I think it's Johnny Mars on this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's when he joined up because it was 2009. It was No One's First and You're Next. It was the EP or something like that. Yeah, exactly.

And it's just, he has this really weird, I think it's him, this guitar riff at the top of that song where you're like, ooh, I could listen to this forever. And then they kick into the lyrics like three minutes in and you're like, yeah, what's this about? I think they started writing the songs like that because that's when Isaac Brock would eventually amble on the stage. I'm not being a dick to everyone back there.

I'm going to come be a dick to everyone back there I'm gonna come be a dick to everyone out here old boy he's like cleaned it up now good for him and like now he owns like in Portland actually was it H?

he talks about it I never know what it was he rode the horse a little bit and then big time boozer too yeah yeah but he actually he owns a bar up in Portland now and like

they used to practice by this tennis court they had this they had a house that they bought just for rehearsal, and it was right by Colonel Summers Park. Yeah, yeah. So there's this big park that would be filled up on summer days, and you would hear Modest Mouse just coming out of a house

that was right next door to it. It was fucking great. It was so crazy. Just to know that you're like, that's not someone just playing it in there. That's them playing. That's them practicing. Yeah.

That rules, man. That's awesome. That's really great. But that's not someone just playing it in there. That's them playing. That's them practicing. That rules, man. That's awesome. That's really great. But that's a band. It's like, you deserve to have a five to six minute song. Yeah. You guys have interesting enough things going on in this song that you deserve more than the three minutes we'll give everybody else.

Right. I'll give you my full attention. I seed the Florida Modest Mouse. They're fucking so good. I mean, especially when Johnny Marr was there, it was like such a fucking amazing collection of musicians. That's inspired me to take a – well, actually I'll – You're not up yet.

Play jazz, baby. No, I know, but there's a Modest Mouse song. I'll talk about it later. Interesting. Because I think I've got to pick it. Okay. Now that you've inspired me. I'm sorry.

But the Whale song, yeah, it's really good. For sure. And Isaac Brock can do things well over the stage. There's something about his voice that just sounds good loud. He has like a triple loop on that one, too. He's like, or tripling, is that what you call it? Yeah. His own voice is really cool.

It's so good. Yeah. His voice was made. He can flip back and forth between left and right speaker before. That's another great thing about the car. You sometimes don't notice in your apartment or your home, and you'll go, oh, it's in the back speakers now. It's moving over to the left or something.

You'll notice it more. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Fucking modest mouse whales. Okay. Sean Jordan, time for your third pick.

It is going to be Taylor Swift, Style. You love that song. When the guitar kicks in. It's a song that I used to, I always had to listen when I flew, when I was taking off and landing. Had to listen to that song. But it is, in my opinion, it's a perfect song. Please put away your devices unless it's Taylor Swift.

It is a perfect song. And I just, I don't care what anyone has to say. It's fantastic. You're looking for a fight. Someone's going to say something. He's been at this bar longer than we have. I don't care what anybody's going to say. I look over and I just see David like lean to the mic, but then he didn't.

I don't know what. No, no, no. I'm trying to figure out the end of my list. Don't worry about it. So it's in the beginning of the song. It's like it starts off with like a little tiny like like somebody packing a guitar. And then it just kicks into the

like the bass guitar kicks in. Oh yeah, yeah. And that's when you're into it? I'm not sincerely asking a question. I'm into the entire song. Well, I'm sure you celebrate the whole catalog. Yeah, I do. I love her. But yes, that part of that song I just, it's so good. It's such a good kick in for the

beat. And then it starts, Midnight. You probably thought Taylor Swift was in here for a second. And that's a ballsy thing to crank in your car to get cut. See, this is one thing that I've come to learn is that I don't care anymore. I used to care. You know, when you're a kid,

you care. You're like, oh, I can't. I used to have an NSYNC tape. How old are you? How old am I now? 37. That's good. So when I was in high school, I used to have a... That's good. I had an NSYNC tape that I would hide from my friends because I liked NSYNC. You had NSYNC like a motherfucker. Don't be ashamed of your guilty pleasures.

They can't be... That's pretty guilty though. See, now they're just pleasures. Because I still like NSYNC. I used to be ashamed of Blink-182. So did he. No, no, no, no. I was never ashamed of Blink-182. I also was ashamed. I just did that for a stand-up joke.

I fucking see. I love Blink-182. I also was. I was embarrassed because they weren't rappers, and I didn't even know if they were good at their genre of music. They sure are, though. To be completely honest, at the time, in 99, I was like, man, I think these guys are funny, but I don't even know if this is. And then there's Offspring, who tried to They sure are, though. To be completely honest, at the time, in 99, I was like, man, I think these guys are funny,

but I don't even know if this is... And then there's Offspring, who tried to rap. Oh, yeah. That was not good. Later Offspring, what a departure. I'll tell you.

Because that early stuff is fucking... It was so good. So good. All over the state, it is. You're talking about, like, Keep Em Separated versus... Keep Em Separated, like the kids aren't all right.

Well, even Keep Em Separated was good. Yeah, yeah. That was, like, the end of it, probably. You gotta keep em separated. Yeah. That was like the end of it you gotta keep em separated yeah that was probably the end of like Good Offspring no

Pretty Fly for a White Guy was the end of Good Offspring but even after that they got even lamer dude it was wild really what happened man I don't know man

Cold Worlds they used to be so gnarly I think it was that super it was trying to be too rappy trying to be too rappy they got twisted in it yeah

they went out of their lane rap rock was never supposed to be too rappy. Trying to be too rappy. They got twisted in it. Yeah. They went out of their lane. Rap Rock was never supposed to be. So few did it good. I feel like Limp Bizkit gassed up a lot of people on some shit. It was weird. On like a wave that wasn't going to break. You're just like, these two people shouldn't be dating. Yeah.

Can I tell you? I don't know if you guys know these albums. There's two great fucking movie albums of Rap Rock. Judgment Night and Trespass. Judgment Night is one of the best. Because it's like Biohazard and Cypress Hill team and all that shit. Oh, that's right! They have all these bands combining

and at least five or six of the songs are really fucking good. Wait, was it Ice-T and Biohazard that got together? Probably. And then it was like Cypress Hill and fucking Sepultura or something. Trespass has the same type album. Yeah. Really? And that Judgment Night fucking rules, by the way.

Judgment Night! But that was the first time you're like, okay, Anthrax can play with Ice Cube if they want to. It can work because they're both gnarly musicians. They can get together and get shit done. You don't want to see a rock band rapping. No. You want a rapper with the rock band in the back.

I saw Ice-T's Body Count. You guys know that band? Of course. Yeah. I saw Cop Killer. Cop Killer. Yeah. I saw it live.

Cop Killer. You both saw it? Yeah. I saw it. I was on the news. There was, in Chicago, there were riots

when he came to town. Yeah. The cops did not want him playing and there were all these people my age out there yelling at cops.

It's embarrassing to think about, but I was on the these people my age out there yelling at cops. It's embarrassing to think about, but I was on the news in the face of cops yelling at him before that concert. Fuck you, smitch! Let Ice-T talk!

Ice-T! I'm a cop killer! No, I saw it with Long Beach Dub All-Stars as the band, so it wasn't Body Count. Say a word, dude. It was Ice-T and Long Beach Dub All-Stars

playing Cop Killer in San Diego. I had a nickel bag for every dime i bought off of a dude playing long beach dub all-stars you'd have a lot of nickel bags yeah man i probably have it i don't even i don't even sell weed so that's like just throw me in on that other guy listening to long beach all-stars i'm just some guy you're just catching a stray off me. Yeah, man. Taylor Swift style. I listened to that album. It had an artichoke on it. Oh, yeah.

Style. Okay, time for my third and fourth picks. As it is. Dear Lord, a serpentine draft. Yeah. I am going to take... Okay, I'll take My Modest Mouth Song. Since we were talking about it.

It's a... It's All Nice... Styrofoam Boots slash It's All Nice on Ice, All Right, which is at the end of, I think, The Moon and Antarctica. Let me make sure. How does it go a little bit? I'll tell you here in a second. Oh, no, it's at the end of The Lonesome Crowd of West.

My bad. He's like, All's not well, but I've been told it'll all be quite nice. We gonna drown them boots like mafia, But our feet all float like ice. We'll all be damned. They were right. You're a good singer, man. I'm drowning.

Thanks, bud. Yeah. I appreciate that. Thanks, bud. But the part that I want to crank is, so they sing that part. They go through a couple lines, you know? Yeah. And then it just goes to the guitar.

And it's like kind of an acoustic country guitar. You know, he's playing that. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Right. a guitar and it's like kind of an acoustic country guitar you know he's playing that and like uh they play that and it speeds up a little bit and it's just acoustic guitar and then the fucking drums kick in and the dude just like hits it hard and is like wailing on him and then like it's the guitar and the drums like all and getting progressively faster and progressively faster well you're like these guys are fucking and they're speeding up at the same rate so you're like these guys are fucking good musicians man and then like just so right when the drums hit is when i crank it and it's like it's another song where it's been shut the fuck up it's getting me every time

because it's uh you know beaten off it's just every time i've never called it cranking it so it's it's like that's when i turn the volume i find it crass too and undignified and in front of a guest no less yeah he doesn't even man he we burn in our house you're talking listen i apologize i can't help what i think is funny i can't help who to love i don't want your life i don't want your life. I don't want your life. But it's just like, I remember when I went through a terrible breakup, like the one with, you know who. I do. With a great friend of mine now, but it was like a rough breakup with Amanda. And it was Beyonce.

And, but like, it was like a breakup that took like a month, you know, where it was on, off, on, off. And then like, she moved out of LA and then I went up to Portland, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it finally got cut off. And I remember, like, I stopped hanging out with her and then I was meeting my dad and my little sister, like, 45 minutes later for dinner at Pok Pok, which is delicious. Is that the place your dad took me? Wait, what? No, we went to Dim Sum. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pok Pok is this great Thai food restaurant.

Shout out to Andy Ricker. Fucking amazing. And I remember walking around southeast Portland, and that was the first song I listened to after the breakup. And the first part of it is like, and I have no idea even why, because I didn't listen to that song that often, but I was like, I'm going to listen to this.

You catch yourself in a mood sometimes. I don't know. A picture in Portland, but I was like, I'm going to listen to this. You catch yourself in a mood sometimes. Well, it just, I don't know. It was almost like- I picture in Portland, they have these Modest Mouse listening devices they hand out to people on the street. It was like a water fountain. What mood are you in right now? I just got to break up.

Okay, this is a song by Modest Mouse. Yeah, Sad Mollies. It was like how they used to have those things on the wall at Disc Jockey or Sam Goody, where you just go listen, and they just have them everywhere in Portland. Wait, Snippets of songs. Just standing there. What is that in

like Romeo Must Die where Anthony is talking to Aaliyah. He's just rocking that shit. But it fucking like it hit that drum part and I was like tears in my eyes kind of crying up until then. And then that drum part hit and it comes in so hard that it almost like

whacked it like knocked like the sadness out of me. I'm like, Hey, right. The fucking like, you know, this was a very painful last month of this relationship. Now that's,

it hurts now, but it's over at least. And you got this fucking like, you got this bright future ahead of you. And then I went and had a great dinner and you know, and then I've been fine. I've been fine since then. So let's talk to everyone who's going to go through a breakup at some point

in their life. You're going to get over it. You're going to get over it. There's so many fish in this. That's such an old phrase, but so real. It's so real. Why think that that one person is the person? It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't. Oh, no, go ahead. No, you go ahead.

I was at Taco Bell. Me, bro. Me, Taco Bell. Waiting for my shit to come out to go. And I heard these high school kids. This high school kid was reading a text from his girlfriend, and it just sounded like they'd been married for 90 years. And I just wanted to go over and be like, bro, trust me that you were never going to get married.

He's just like, so she's saying, I'm the problem. And I'm like, listen, I'm the only one that really knows you though, girl. And she's like, is it always going to be like this? And I want to be like, no, it's going to be like this for like another week.

She's going to go fuck some dude. Or maybe you guys aren't fucking yet. Who knows? Who knows what level you're at? But there's just no, if you're fucking in high school, you should be so thankful. You should be doing more of that,

you fucking idiot. Spread it around, you dummy. Thank all the gods for that. Yeah, I go to high schools in my neighborhood, and I'll walk. When I see kids exiting school, I'll go up to them. If they're sad, I'll go, hey, man. Go fuck some other people.

Sir, you got to leave. We told you yesterday. No, man, I'll deal with the Lord's work. I told you yesterday. I'm 15 feet away. This is sidewalk outside the school. I can counsel kids. You're just standing over here like, I'm not touching.

Look at this. I'm walking my dog. You don't have a dog. I'm walking my dog. I'm just getting in and listening to little snippets from Modest Mouse songs. I think they relate to their life. I'm just sharing earbuds with a child. Yeah, listen, kid, come over here. You just put one of your

earbuds in. You're like, alright, I'm gonna play you some shit. So that one, and I hate to take another fucking, not emo, but like a little bit. Get in. And the Arcade Fire song, Wake Up. Right before he's like, I guess we'll just have to enjoy! And then it goes into the fucking big

choir where they're like wailing at the top of their lungs and all the instruments come in. Because before that, it's kind of like it's very methodical and plodding, you know. Children, wake up. But then when he's like, I guess we'll just have to adjust. That part is fucking. That feels, if I had fucking sails, you know what I mean? I'm fucking 30 knots.

That's in... See you at the sail away. That's in the skate videos. Oh. I'm sure it is. Yeah, it is. I can't remember whose part. It's not Mike Moe, but anyway.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude. That part's just fucking... I want a skateboard stroke right there. That's one where I'm in a car and, like, that's playing, I will sing so hard that I get the fucking rape murder in the throat, you know? Nah. I feel bad saying rape so much.

That's definitely not what I was shooting for. It's the lyrics of the song. Yeah, yeah. It's just a shot away. That's what they're talking about. Yeah, anyway, just that part of the song, it's fucking amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually after that part, after that crescendo, I'll usually turn it off because then the song goes into this like, dun, dun, dundun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, and I'm like, well, that's not the spirit I'm into. It's a great song, but anyway. So that's my fourth pick. Sean, time for your fourth pick. So my fourth pick is going to be the beginning of another song, but it's really the whole song. It's all just cranked in the

car, and it's Picture Me Rollin' by Tupac. Picture me rollin' in my 500 Benz. I got no love for these niggas. There's no need to be friends. They got me under surveillance. I swear somebody can tell car and it's Picture Me Rollin' by Tupac. Great song from an inferior rapper. It's probably it's probably it's hard for me to pick but it's probably my favorite Tupac song.

Damn near my favorite rap song of all time. It's just perfect. Me and my nine. Is that that song? Yeah, I'm cool as a motherfucker, me and my nine. I'm cool as a motherfucker, I'm gonna get mine. Oh yeah, that song's fine. It's so good for driving. And the way that it kicks in,

boom, and then it just drops. It's logical that West Coast would have better driving music, because the East Coast guys don't even know how to drive. You're it just drops. It's logical that West Coast would have better driving music. Because the East Coast guys don't even know how to drive. Yeah. You're 100% right. West Coast has better beats. That's a good point, actually. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, because they're like funkier beats. You get into like. They're just better. Wu-Tang beats are like two strings and then somebody crying. Oh, it sounds like a raccoon getting into the trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wu-Tang beats.

But they're harder. Like West Coast beats just sound calmer. Unless you're talking about like West Side Connection or something. Calmer? They're all people. Yeah, but they yeah. But they're harder. West Coast beats just sound calmer. Unless you're talking about West Side Connection or something. Calmer? They're all P-funk inspired and shit. Dr. Dre was a better musician. I don't know. Yeah, Dr. Dre had a better feel.

A lot of these West Coast beats are better. I do think that for sure. I like the West Coast bounce better than I've ever liked East Coast beats. Well, because there is an East Coast bounce. Yeah, exactly. And I think a lot of East Coast rappers' picking kind of ruined them. It's summer music. I think anger is better on the East.

Yeah. I listen to rap not for... When I was into rap, I think I was more into the anger aspect of it. Yeah. So that I didn't need bouncy. East Coast does that way. No, you went to the Midwest. You picked D12.

I get it. Picked D12. I get it. Picked D12. Sure, absolutely. D12 fight music. That's my next fucking pick. He's going to take a blue, yellow, purple pill. I've been so many places. I hope you weren't, actually.

But no, Picture Me Rolling is a great song. Yeah, man. It's a great thing. It's just a perfect driving song. I mean, it's called Picture Me Rolling. Yeah. But it's just so, it calms me down, which is a nice thing to have when you're driving. It's a real slow, mellow song.

And it's just, yeah, it's just perfect to me. Just a perfect song. I'm with you. And also, so is style, which is crazy, because they're wildly different. Wow, you picked two perfect songs? You guys didn't know it would be like that, but it did. It'd be like that. Matt, time for your fourth song.

Okay. Yeah. I guess I was, I don't think, you guys know the band Shellac by chance? Nope. I don't. You know Steve Albini? I know Steve Albini. The guy from Chicago?

Yeah. He's like a producer? Yeah, he produces stuff. Flat Fees? Flat Fees, that's his whole shit. I like that guy's whole style. No points on the back end. albini the guy from chicago yeah he's like a producer yeah he produces flat fees flat fees that's his whole shit i like that guy's whole style no points on the back end you know he did the ucb uh theme for our our no shit and uh he wouldn't sign a contract for it he's like i'll do it for you pay me money but i won't i don't sign contracts so this how does that work i don't know but he just doesn't.

He's got his whole thing. And this was Viacom I was working for. When I tell him, he's not going to sign a contract, we're like, what? How did you skirt that? Nine phone calls. How did you skirt that? How did that actually happen?

I don't remember how we got around that. I remember that being an issue and me going, what are we going to do about this? I don't know what happened to that guy. It's definitely crazy. That's amazing. So does he not sign contracts, period? I wonder.

I think so. He just does. Like you say, flat fees. He has this whole philosophy of working. Anyway, his band, his name, his first band that everybody knew about was called Big Black. That was a big band. But his band he's been in for like, whatever, the last 15, 20 years, is Shellac.

And they have a very, very primal guitar, bass, guitar, drum. It's a trio. They're very mathematical, you might say, very precise. Yeah. So there was this song, or this album, one of their first albums came out i think it was 19 like 94 and 95 i was still living in chicago and i was a huge steve albini fan the schlack album came out i got the cd but at the black album at the at the store what's that i was just

thinking black album schlack album it's just funny how different they are oh yeah so so so i so i buy it i remember when you used to buy something and you run it home to listen to it and just put it on I put the CD on I've been waiting for it forever I got really baked and I'm listening to it I was

living with Amy at the time she was coaching an improv team in our basement and they it was about 20 minutes before rehearsal She was coaching an improv team in our basement. And it was about 20 minutes before rehearsal, and this one guy that I hung out with every once in a while, Tom, came over. And he had 20 minutes to kill. I'm like, come on in here.

Get high with me. We'll listen to this. So we're listening to this band play. And it's one of those things where you're just rocking your head going. Was it like hella loud when you're just chilling oh yeah yeah and they have this one song

called Song of Minerals that's my pick Song of Minerals and we're and listening to it it sounds like such a hessian ass name

Song of Minerals and at the end of the song it's another one of these long songs that kicks into a repetitive chorus right it's alright if it makes you feel better's all right if it makes you feel better.

It's all right if it makes you feel better. And he's talking about, in the different verses, or about like if you want to have cheap sex, that's bad, but you know what, if it makes you feel better, who gives a fuck. Yeah. You want to cut up your arm, it makes you feel better, whatever. It's like, if it makes you feel better,

and we're both rocking to it then I look at this guy's face tears are streaming down his face and it's not necessarily a sad song on the face of the lyrics

yeah but he's like we were talking about last song you pour your own emotions your own life for real

into a chorus especially like especially a repetitive it's all right if it makes you feel better and he was just everything was coming out of him he's pouring down tears i'm like tom what's up man i can't remember what he said but he's like oh it's all right so he went and did this rehearsal you think the story's over yeah he went and did this he went and did this rehearsal. You think the story's over. Yeah. He went and rehearsed after that? He went and did this rehearsal. This is in the middle of Chicago winter. That will become important in a second.

He does this whatever to our rehearsal. They have a show that night, his team. So they go straight from this rehearsal over to the ImprovOlympic, and they do their show. I'm at home this whole time. Just blazed, rocking out? Yeah. This team has nothing to do with me. So. I'm at home this whole time. Just blazed, rocking out. Yeah. This team has nothing to do with me.

So I'm just at home. But then I get a call from Sharna Halpern, who runs ImprovLimp. She's like, Besser, were you with Tom earlier? I'm like, yeah, he was over here. We were getting high. Do you know where he is right now? Whoa. I'm like, no, why should I?

What happened? She's like, he just had a meltdown on stage. Whoa. He broke the fourth wall on stage, started ranting something. It's so many years ago. I can't remember what he ranted. He started ranting at the audience.

This is improv, not stand-up. So you're not talking to the audience usually. They don't know, though, too. It probably takes the audience a second to be like, is this? He started ranting at him through a chair in the audience. Ran off stage into the Chicago

winter without his jacket, without his winter jacket, which is a major deal. Oh yeah, it's a big deal. He just walked out, he just went through a chair, ran out of the bar, and they're like, do you know where he went I'm like I have no idea in retrospect we found this out

like days later he was off his meds oh shit no one knew he was on meds or da da da da right but he wandered around

for 24 hours in the snow of Chicago fuck and I always look back at that case of like was he already melting down that day yeah you know most likely it was something bipolar i don't know yeah 20 years ago but but was he already in that did smoking pot

kick him in did smoking pot and listening to those lyrics yeah kick him into something you might have kicked him in yeah that's what I'm saying did I spur the meltdown that's so crazy I mean with these lyrics that made him just go fuck the world if it makes you

if it's alright and makes you feel better god damn that's so I'll never forget that's heavy the emotion and it's also about the

you gotta listen to this band it just shakes your core, the instrumentation. We're gonna fucking listen to it in the whip. I feel like I've heard of Shellac. Yeah. Right? I've heard of Shellac. You've heard of Fugazi, right?

Yes. Yeah, for sure. They get put in the same sentence a lot. Really? They're all kind of very similar. I hate to keep going back to skate videos, but Fugazi, all over skate videos. In the 90s, forget about it. It was bananas.

They ruled. David, time for your fourth and fifth picks oh we're getting into fifth picks we're getting to five is the last one yeah if you got another

or we can wrap it up whatever you're feeling alright cool yeah we'll do a speed round for the fifth one alright so four is really weird cause I don't relate

to this song at all yeah but just like when I listen to it it's just so sad. And I just believe her. And like her voice is so beautiful. Second verse to Saving All My Love For You by Whitney Houston.

Whoa. It's not very easy living all alone. My friends try and tell me to find a man of my own. But each time I try, I just break down and cry. Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue. Like, cause if you'd ever, like, really listen to that song, it's about her fucking a married man. Oh, shit. Like, that's the whole point of that song.

And just, like, that second verse is just, like, you listen to it, and it's just, like, man. She, like, in love with the dude? She's in love with him, and you could just feel it. You're just, like, and you just realize you're, like, yo, she's caught up in such a bad way. Yeah, yeah. And she totally knows. That's the whole point of that song. And she's, like, point of that song is she's

like i know that this is terrible because you think you can like change him or something like well he'll pick that's not even that's not even really what the wave of that song is the way the song is like she knows it's bad but she's just like this is how i feel this is what i'm doing sure and just like her voice was so big right like i don't think there's ever been a voice dude that could like fill a room there's people who could hit the notes on the top end or the low end that Whitney had. Nobody's voice was as thick as that. Her voice is thick. That's another one you want to only try out in the car because you're just going to embarrass yourself.

Yeah, because you can't do it at karaoke. No, no, no. You can't sing along with it. We used to, as a challenge at ASCAT, when someone was talking too much, we were like, oh, you want to be part of it? We'd eventually get them up and make them sing the bodyguard song

it's impossible because you can't hit that note I'm going to show up at ASCAP as long as that show's not talking go hit it like you

did oh boy this show's great shut the fuck up you just got your hand out already like bring me on stage bring me on stage. Bring me on stage.

But yeah. They all are kind of keyboard. But yeah, that though is just like, yeah, she's beautiful. Her voice is like, man, it's my favorite voice. I would say the best voice. I mean, there's arguments for other voices for sure. I love Steve Winwood. I think Steve Winwood is easily. What are. Steve Winwood. This guy loves Steve Winwood. I think Steve Winwood

is easily... Don't... What are you... You don't... Really? I don't think he has a bad voice, but I don't know how we would put him

in the same category as Whitney Houston. He's like top three male vocalist of all time? Top five male vocalist of all time, I'll say Steve Winwood. He's not with Whitney.

You're going to put him in like... I am. Freddie Mercury. Put him in with Stevie Wonder. I'll put him in with everybody. I think Steve Winwood is an amazing singer.

Give me some love in Dear Mr. Fantasy. Yeah. Because he was Spencer Davis group. Top five. Marvin Gaye. Sam Cooke.

Yeah, yeah. Steve Winwood. Yeah, I'm putting him up there with those Redding. Van Morrison. I love a bold stance though. That's great. For me, for my dollar.

Van Morrison. Huh? Van Morrison's amazing. No, you look good though. That's great. For me, for my dollar. Right up there with Van Morrison. Huh? Van Morrison's amazing. No, you look good, though. It's a marvelous night for a moon dance. Wait, Van Morrison? Yeah. Shit, I thought you were...

He's conversion Van Morrison. Mini Van Morrison. Have you ever seen Van Morrison? Yeah. That guy does not look like what I thought. He's a whale, dude. He looks like somebody dropped breakfast on the floor. He's a whale.

Yeah, I didn't know. You hear brown-eyed girl, and then the internet comes around, and I see him, and I the floor. He's a whale. I didn't know. You hear brown-eyed girl, and then the internet comes around, and I see him, and I'm like, that's fucking... That's Moondance? That's Moondance. Oh, damn, that's Moondance? Damn. All right. Moondance, table for six.

All right. That's not what a Welsh dude sounds like. No, but you can't. None of us can hit Welsh. No, I can't. You can maybe do a Welsh accent. It's not for me, no. It's a Whitney Houston note for sure. Marissa can do it, but you can't. None of us can hit Welsh. No, I can't. You can maybe do a Welsh accent. It's not for me, no. It's a Whitney Houston note for sure.

Marissa can do it, but she's not on mic. She's got a perfect Welsh accent. She is Welsh. She's going to order dinner with a Welsh accent tonight. I'll have a charcuterie plight. I think it's closer than mine. Who knows? But do we even know?

I don't know. Well, Welsh person could walk in right now. Excellent. And your fifth pick, David. Fifth pick. When Meek Mill Snaps on Dreams and Nightmares. Hold up, wait a minute. Y'all thought I was finished? When I bought a ass tomorrow, y'all thought it was ready?

Flexing on these niggas, I'm like Papa on the spinach. Double M, yeah, that's my T-Rose. Hey, the captain, I'm lieutenant. I'm the type to count. Everything he says in that whole part. I'm the cat. What is it? I'm the type to count a million cash and grind like I'm broke. I'm like type to count. Everything he says in that whole part. I'm the type. What does he say? I'm the type to count.

Count a million cash and grind like I'm broke. I'm like, yeah, man. Me too, man. Dude, that's like what it's like when you have. That's one of the best rap songs ever. It's so fucking good. You know that Nige's song, right? What?

For Nige's new part, right? Nige's skate part. He skates to it. Sean, it's Meek's song. Well, no, no. That song is 10 years old. But it's in Nige's part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm saying it's in Nige's part. Oh, yeah, yeah. But that's so, it's a great encapsulate. It's kind'm saying it's in Nigel but that's it's a great encapsulates kind of what it feels like when you have that like when you like

when you're wronged or something like not wronged but like when you don't get something you want maybe or like and it fucking

like you don't get like a a comedy opportunity right like you really wanted to get that hour special you get turned down

so you're sitting there you're feeling real sad about it you know and that's like the beginning of Dreams and Nightmares. You really want to get on that CBS show, Abbey's. You really want to be on Abbey's, but Leonard Oates got it, and you got a fucking deal, you got to eat that.

But then, like, that's sad, and then when it flips, you know, where you go from being like, all right, I dealt with it, I got this sad part of it out, and now I'm, like, back on the grind, and I'm angry. And it's like that, it's like, it's also like that rap, it's like such the rap mentality of, like, this this idea that like, he's so thankful or whatever. He's like, I did it without an album. I did shit with Mariah.

Like I should be happy. And then it's like, cause rappers, I feel like often get the same thing that athletes get. They get that shut up and play mentality. You know what I mean? Where people are like, fucking you're a rapper. Enjoy it. And he's like, oh no, no, no.

I'm not taking my foot off your neck like right when that song should chill he puts his foot on your neck and like goes 150 miles an hour and he's like

nah man my son needs that yeah yeah dude needs that bail money my son needs some milk but you're like yeah fuck yeah Meek Mill

you're right yeah that song's great and that part's great great pick dude dreams and nightmares fucking mwah Matt time for your final pick man I feel like I should do a rap song You're right. Yeah, that song's great. And that part's great. Great pick, dude. Dreams and nightmares. Fucking mwah. Matt, time for your final pick.

Man, I feel like I should do a rap song now. You don't have to do that. We got the bassist covered a few. Sean's going to pick one that he pretends he likes anyways. You can't pick Style by Taylor Swift because I've already taken that one. It's off the board, dude. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you came in.

Because you guys know the band Talk Talk. Yeah, I'm Talk Talk. Before your time. This guy, I'll say this because he just passed away. And I happen to be singing his song. Didn't he just pass away? Yeah, like two or three weeks ago, I feel like. And I can't, I don't know his name, but I know the band.

But I was singing to my daughter because I was like, this is just a great song to sing outside just as loud as you can. Yeah. It's my life. Don't you regret it. Do you guys know that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to keep singing it.

There's a video where there's like a bunch of pink flamingos taking off. Again, I'm in. That's probably before you guys time. Hey, man, they're called Armenians. Chill out. Pink flamingos. It does sound like it could be. It could be anything.

It's fucking piano movies. I'm going to resonate with you guys. I like that song. I know that's what you resonate, your presence resonates with me. Also, the thing is, we're going to play all these songs on the way to dinner. I'd rather be put on than resonated with. Seriously, that's true. How about my first Run DMC song that I knew all the lyrics to?

Which one? Look at this, Audible. Can You Rock It Like This. Can you rock it like this? Yeah. Yeah. Is that your favorite Run DMC song? I almost have to because I know all the lyrics, but probably not.

Probably Hard Times, maybe. I don't know. I really like the first album a lot. Tricky was my favorite. I'm a King of Rock guy. First favorite. And I like King of Rock. No, no, no.

Rock Box. Oh, that is good. You know what? That might be my favorite. I'm a King of Rock guy. No, no, no. Rockbox. Oh, that is good. That might be my favorite. Those are all in the first album. You could fucking trace it, but you could trace a line from that, Two Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill. Just that, like, fuck. There's no anything without Run.

No disrespect to DMC or Jay, but like, Run was like, yeah, like, I don't know, man. Run and Rock Kim are like the best. And I don't know if you guys have seen it, but check out the Jam Master Jay documentary. I haven't seen it. I've seen it twice.

Yeah, so good. For sure. I haven't seen it yet. Beautiful. Sean, you a final pick? Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster. I fucking love it. Pull up in a monster, automobile gangster,

with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka. Yeah, I'm in a tanga, color a Willy Wonka. You could be the king, but watch the king. I prefer Rick Ross's verse from that, but on a personal level. Rick Ross saying,

and that is Jay and Kanye. Big fat motherfucker who's in trouble. Yeah, he's the first. Oh. What? No, I was thinking, I thought it was Jay, Kanye,

and Nicki in Monster. No, Rick Ross is the first guy to go off on it. And Justin Vernon. Am I a complete dipshit? Fat motherfucker. Now look who's in trouble. Yeah, Jay-Z blew it. You don't remember that?

Kanye West samples his one, for example. Yeah, everybody else was really good. People just stopped it. Then Jay-Z was like, goblins, Coco Chris monster. He just keeps saying it. It grows on me. Like, Jay's verse grows on me a little bit. No, that was a bad verse.

Goblins, ghouls. It's okay if you blew it sometimes. Somebody blew it. He's blown it a few times. You've been on a big show. Damn, Daniel. When he says that on Drug Views Anonymous. I remember because the first time I heard that song,

which is another reason I'm picking it, is Ian and I were going to do a gig in. We were gigging, baby. Not in Seattle Seattle but right just that that meth-y town before Seattle Long Beach baby

Long Beach no Longview Long Beach yeah we were going to Longview and uh Ian played that song and I was just like

who the fuck and that was the first time I heard Nicki Minaj well 50,000 for a versatile album that fucking that verse is just

flames it's so sick to me yeah it's a classic it's her best verse yeah you know she just has such range and it's just

something you want to crank and just listen to like, fuck it. Yeah, but Rick Ross is fat motherfucker and I look who's in trouble. Yeah. And I relate to that.

I get it. Because I'll tell you who's in trouble. The guy at Fogo de Chau who's not trying to slice me off some of that good meat. Coming to me.

Coming to me like I didn't go to Vanderbilt. I mean, I didn't, but. I'll close her out on a rap track too. All right. Rap snacks Vanderbilt. I mean, I didn't, but... I'll close her out on a rap track, too. All right. Rap snacks. Rap snacks.

I'm going to take the win. Kanye flips it into the Sister Nancy sample on Famous. That part, I still remember the first time I ever heard it. Because Kanye put that album out nine times. So it was the first time I downloaded it. And like, I remember listening to it and I'm like, he's talking about Taylor Swift, whatever. The song's going kind of hard. And then he flips that sample and like, it just hits. Because like, he layered the beat, you you know and there's all these like it's just so

fucking good sometimes he does a trick where you remember how great he is yes yeah I mean it's just like yeah he has a lot of things like that in his music where you'll be listening and you'll be like it's so corny you're talking about being famous and Taylor Swift and then he does that and you're like oh I forgot you're like a

audio genius you work differently yeah yeah yeah you're better than audio genius you work differently yeah yeah yeah you're better than everybody else and you forget about that because you know he's blonde now which isn't my thing

well yeah him and Chris Rock doing weird hair stuff man if there was Chris Rock dying his hair blonde really fucked me up wait is it currently blonde

I haven't seen this yeah well I mean yeah like a week ago it was for a minute wait a minute wait a minute looking Wait a minute.

He just looks like a guy who needs his family. Making some Jaden Smith moves with his hair. He's divorced, not dating. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's what it feels like. That wraps it up, folks. That's the fucking ballgame. This is my favorite part. David, you went first and you took the opening

to PSA by Jay-Z and then you took Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. The verse, or the chorus, right? Yeah, the chorus. Then the chorus of Papa Don't Preach by Madonna. And then the second verse of Saving All My Love For You by Whitney Houston. And then the flip

on Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill. Matt, you went second. You took 3 minutes and 39 seconds into Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Somewhere around there. Yup. Matt, you went second. You took three minutes and 39 seconds into Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Hell yeah. Somewhere around that. I might have gotten

the numbers wrong. 334, folks. 334. 334. For all you listeners at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he, at the end of

Carsey Headrest, Drunk Drivers, and Killer Whales, when he's just wailing that it doesn't have to be like this. It's about four minutes in, folks. Yeah, it's about 4.14 in. Good boy. Whale Song by have to be like this. It's about four minutes in folks. It's about four, 14 minutes.

Whale song by modest mouse. Yeah. That's like three minutes in. Mineral song by shellac. Yeah. That's at least, uh, at least three minutes.

That's three minutes. You gotta be waiting in Spotify list. And then, Oh, we will make the Spotify list. That's the fun part about these that they'd get made in the Spotify list. And, uh,

it's my life by Talk Talk, or what was the run song? Fucking... Yeah, I cheated. Can You Rock It Like This? Can You Rock It Like This? Ain't no cheating. Ain't no cheating.

Sean Jordan, you went third, and you took the beat drop on Rosa Parks by Outkast, which... I'm flexing. You know, you love that song, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he loves that song rape

murder from give me shelter by the Rolling Stones yeah style by Tay Tay right when the guitar kicks in heavy

picture me rolling by Tupac the beat dropping just the whole thing that part and then Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster

yep I went last and I took the live version of Dancey Self Clean when the beat drops by LCD Sound System. My bitch a choosy lover. That whole verse from International Players Anthem, Pimp C. When the drums kick in on Styrofoam Boots

slash It's On Ice On Ice Alright by Modest Mouse. I guess we'll just have to adjust from Wake Up by the Arcade Fire and when Kanye drops his sister Nancy Sample on Famous. Hell yeah. Two Modest Mouse songs. Yeah. Who would have thought Modest Mouse would have made it twice? For my Pushin' Portland episode.

Absolutely. Oh, yeah, for real. We left some good stuff on the board. When Biggie says Super Nintendo Sega Genesis on Juicy, although that doesn't count because I'm blasting that entire song. The Star Wars theme. I put Gunplay on Power Circle. I put The Breakdown on Chain of Fools.

Or the Brinkman play. I had the guitar part from what I got with the Oh, when it starts wailing on it? Well, you know, you're appealing to my heart. Are we in extra innings right now? Is that what we're doing? Yeah, we just moved the table, you know? You know, because the two hour duration was long enough.

I should pick something from Pink Floyd. I couldn't narrow it down for myself. What would you leave on the table? What do you think? I love all of the wall. I'd probably pick a deep cut. Probably the most obscure.

I can sing the whole song right now. We should get baked on the wall though. What are you fucking doing? Oh, we should watch the wall. We should get baked on the wall, though. We should watch it. We should do that soon. Monster drop. Do the Wizard of Oz thing? Musha booms. Beautiful.

That about wraps it up. Just to remember, April 27th. 6th or 7th? 7th. April 27th in the. Sixth or seventh? Seventh. I'm 27th. 27th. April 27th in Portland. What is it? The Northwest Cannabis Club? Yeah, but you'll probably forget that.

So go to mattbesser.com. Go to mattbesser.com. If you're in Portland, cop those tickets. It's going to be fucking great. And 420, I always do a show here in LA. Yeah. At 420. So come to that LA, people.

Where are you going to be in LA in 420? UCB Sunset. We always do it. Beautiful. I'm doing a show on the west side. I thought going to be in LA in 420? UCB Sunset. We always do it there. That would be beautiful. I'm doing a show on the west side. I thought that was a good idea for 420.

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