All Fantasy Everything - Party Movies (Live w/ Solomon Georgio, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: January 2, 2020

Happy new year, all fam! We hope everyone was safe, yet buck! We are wishing the best year to you and yours! We looked it up, and the only way to ring in 2020 was to have Solomon Georgio join us as we draft Party Movies! Strap your gnarly boots on and know that there is nothing but blue sky ahead.This was recorded live in Los Angeles at Mid City Arts Center. Thank you to Steve Ahlman for recording and mixing this one!Episode Guest:Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio IG: @solomongeorgioSupport the show!Sponsors:Kamikoto: Get 25% off sitewide. Go to Kamikoto.com/FANTASY and use the offer code FANTASY.Manscaped: Get 20% off and free shipping with the code ALLFANTASY at Manscaped.com.Keeps: Get your first month of treatment for free at Keeps.com/allfantasy.Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPodMerch!T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Show Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything! Make some noise, everybody! Everybody! Yeah! What up? We're coming to you live from... What? Where? Los Angeles!

Coming to you live from some sort of ballet studio in some part of Los Angeles. All fans, thank you for coming out. Make some noise for yourselves while I get comfortable. Thank you. noise for yourselves while I get comfortable. It's going to happen at one of these live shows. The chair's going to break. I'm going to go ass over tea kettle.

People are going to laugh. I'm going to break my femur, but I'm going to be too proud, so I'm going to stand up and be like, all right, let's bring out Sean. And then I'm going to start crying because of my leg and then he's going to start crying because he thinks we're being emotional and we all know what's going to happen and david's going to kiteboard in and pick something crazy you can kind of predict what's going on uh give it up for super producer marissa in the building i'm the ones in twos. Yeah, absolutely. So, you know, we're going to do some fantasy drafting today.

You know what the podcast is, right? I'm very disoriented. I should have prepared better, but like 30 seconds before we were coming out, I was like, who am I? What are we doing? And then Sean had to talk me down. I'm not drunk yet, but whoa. I will be. Oh, I will be.

All right. I turned into Jason Statham when I'm drunk now. I don't know. As you approach 35, I think that's just what happens. Now, I could do this alone, and I probably should, just based on the fact that I recently won an Emmy Award from the television. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. That guy's not clapping. I see you not clapping. I see you not clapping. Was it a low clap? I won a fucking Emmy, bro. Do you know how

many people have done that? Thousands. Thank you. All right. Did I coast on the tale of greater talent? Yeah, I did. I did. Sure. That's the way you win them these days. Now, it's not only me here. Please welcome to the stage, you know him, as Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. You know him as Sean Cougar Melton Jordan on the Gram. Give it up for Sean Jordan!

Goddamn right Sup This is tight I'm in Do we usually have a table or do we often just hold drinks like this The whole show I hold them in God's flask Right here in the stomach Now we usually have a table or something

I like it though I like people to know what's up. Like, what am I doing? Getting fucked up. I feel like I just walked into a 7-Eleven, you know what I mean? Just intending to get like a lighter. And then I'm like, oh shit, they did what with Reese's peanut butter? And there's no way to be like, well, at least it's dark out.

Cause it's not. Cause I can see the sun. So everyone knows. It's 9pm. That's God watching. Ian threw a water bottle at my nuts earlier and it hit this cup of whiskey and it went on my shirt a little bit. So it's kind of.

That's why he smells like whiskey. Just to be clear. Just to be clear. The only reason. Yeah. Shawnee, how are you, Bobby? I'm good, Ian. How are you?

How was your Rosh Hashanah? It's amazing. All right. Good. Yeah. I know a Jewish kid now. Lashonat Tava. What? Yeah. amazing. All right, good. Yeah, I know a Jewish kid now. L'shanah Tovah, what?

Yeah, Jowashi Shinne Kaka. Yeah, absolutely. Any big Yom Kippur plans for Wednesday? Yeah. Good. They're private, but yeah, I do have them. Isn't that your birthday? Yeah.

Yeah. My birthday, thank you. Yeah. My birthday's on fucking Yom Kippur. Which is not an accident, because if I'm not mistaken, you're Jewish, right? I'm Jewish, 100%. There it is. Catchphrase. There's a catchphrase

right there. It's the holiday we're supposed to fast during it. Oh, what a saint! Thank you so much! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Did you know those lyrics? Chair as a table. Oh, shit. Nothing was going to happen. I wasn't going to rap. We all know that I can't do that.

Not going to happen. I wasn't going to rap. We all know that I can't do that. Not going to happen. Go. Keep going. It's not going to happen. I'm not going to be rapping. I can't do it well, but I sure do smell like whiskey. I'm going to get frisky tonight at a dance party with a lady getting in her pants and her belly. All right. I was going to go down. It was going to get weird. Once again, this is another brand new episode of two white guys rapping. The least popular podcast on the internet.

I cough because I'm healthy. It's crazy. A lot of times when you're healthy, you cough. I saw healthy. It's crazy. A lot of times when you're healthy, you cough. I saw that. There's a situation. I saw a white claw get spilled all over somebody right there. A lot of white claws out there. I like what I'm seeing. Yeah. You want to talk about it? It's a

cool drink that tastes great. I don't know what to give you. It sure will. Oh boy. You know him as the G is silent on Twitter. You know him as coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Make some noise for David Boren. Oh, yeah. I didn't plan this beer thing

no dude it's hectic we had this talk already you can rest them on this thing for a second coming through man our nuts are tight in these chairs tight nuts dude tight nuts tight cross it's not even a cross it's just a Tight nuts, dude. Tight nuts.

You're not a tight cross. Tight where? It's not even a cross. It's just a bunched up on the top. We'd be remiss if we didn't mention the guy in the fucking 49ers bucket hat in the front row. Yeah. Look. I fucking love that.

I do appreciate it. We are pro bucket hat in a big way. And you were fucking rocking the shit out of that. Bucket hat and sunglasses inside. Nobody can tell you what to do. No! You're a wild card. I love it. Anything can happen.

You might have a knife. His team's on... You might not. I might have a knife. I saw a Raiders fan cross the street when he saw that. So, yeah. 49ers are undefeated. That's when you fucking pull out the buckethead, man.

Yeah, absolutely. It's got the word buck in it. So, you know. You can't do that with every word. I just did. Not every word has buck in it. How do you feel about turnbuckles? It's got buck in it.

Buckminster Fuller, the inventor? Bucknell University. Buckethead, the guitar player for that second iteration of Guns N' Roses? I was at the fucking Seattle airport. And you know how sometimes if you're at the airport, it'll be like, this is whatever Garcetti, it'll be like,

and he'll say, don't bring guns to the airport. I was in Seattle, and I just heard it go, hey everybody, this is Duff McKagan from Guns N' Roses. Yeah. And he did the fucking announcement. He's like, hey everyone, this is duff mckagan from guns and roses yeah and he did the fucking announcement i was like he's like hey everyone this is duff mckagan from guns and roses can anyone give me a ride yeah what's up man

is that the guest oh tell them to come in the side room. Come in the back or the front. We'll send someone out for you right now. No, there's a sign. Oh, is there a sign? There's signage. Okay, apparently there's signage. It says comedy in back.

Even though the front door is open, by the way. Oh, you're up front? Somebody go. I think Zach's on it. Somebody's going to go get our secret guest. I'm a little cough monster. I felt my phone jiggling. I just couldn't get to it.

You felt your phone jiggling? Is that what you said? Yeah. Jiggling, baby. Mine vibrates. Guess your phone's not that sexy. I don't know. I got a sexophone.

I got a sexophone. Yeah. My phone's real passive aggressive. It'll like vibrate in about 45 minutes if I miss the call. Yeah. And then I'll be like, why didn't you say anything? It's like, I don't want to bother you. My passive aggressive phone bit. Pretty good. There's nobody out there don't want to bother you. My passive-aggressive phone bit.

There's nobody out there? No, they're not out there. Our special guest was supposed to be Luke Hemsworth, you know. Wouldn't that be weird? Because you wouldn't even be that excited. You'd be like, oh. I'd be excited. Wouldn't you though for Luke Hemsworth? If I was like, hey,

you got to drive to the Bay, or not because you like the Bay Area. I'm like, I'm in El Paso, hanging out with Luke Hemsworth. You know I hate El Paso. You gotta buy a train ticket to get here. You wouldn't come out. No. Buy a train? This is a crazy scenario that doesn't make sense.

What if it was, what if it was... David, it's Ian. You're gonna need to get a train ticket. We've never had that talk on the phone. I know, but I'm like... And they talk on the phone a lot. You gotta going to need to get a train ticket. We've never had that talk on the phone. I know, but I like... And they talk on the phone a lot. You got to get here in 20 hours. In 20 hours, me and Luke Hemsworth are going to go get some blizzards from Dairy Queen.

And daddy, we need a third. It depends on the weekend. That was a bad example of when you wouldn't get stoked about Luke Hemsworth. Yeah, that was a crazy example. I wouldn't do that for you in like anybody. Okay. You're, you're at home and you're baked and you're watching something, your belly's on, you're having a great time. I'll buy all this. Sure. You got the, you put it, you just pulled some wings out of the air fryer. So you mean today, today, you mean what I was doing before I got here? Yeah, exactly. And I call you

and I'm like, Hey, I'm at, I don't know, fucking the Smokehouse in Burbank. You know I love the Smokehouse. With Luke Hemsworth. Yeah, I would do that. You gotta help split the check. You just asked me to do stuff that I do. You're already saying like a dope thing and Luke Hemsworth is sweet as the pie. We went to the Smokehouse on my birthday.

I love it there. Yeah, you're right. That was a really fun night. Yeah, it's fair. New scenario. all right? We're seated at a Nuggets-Lakers game, right? Me and you are. We're seated. We got chicken tenders on our laps.

The game is like, we're three minutes in. It's going great for the Nuggets already. Porter Jr. is just healthy. Yeah. Strong back. He's up there. He's just throwing it down. Yeah, Jokic is looking plump.

Jokic is out there looking like if butter could move Oh, I love it I love that doughy white man Just looking like a human cow's udder out there And then I'm like, yo, I heard a rumor That Luke Hemsworth is outside the Staples Center Taking pics With anyone who pops up on him

Would you be like, we gotta go? No, there we go, finally. See? Who would I do that for, though? I would. It would have to be like Prince or something. Who would I do that for? David, David, David.

Prince died, man. Yeah, that's the... We're going to tell him. It's like 50 First Dates. What if that's how I found out Prince died? Oh, what? What the fuck? We wanted to tell him in public

so nobody would freak out. It's like breaking up at a restaurant. You're like, don't fucking make a scene. Is our guest here? Still no. Should we call him? I don't know. He recently called me. I hope he's okay.

Oh, he called me too. He says, I don't know where that called. He recently called me. I hope he's okay. Oh, he called me too. Oh, he did? He says, I don't know where that is. Oh, yeah. He didn't call me. Okay, I'm just gonna... No, we can do this. Sometimes art imitates life. Sean Singh. Oh, no. Now I'm FaceTiming all the whole group.

You're FaceTiming all three of us? Yeah, I don't know how to get out of this. Pour that beer all over your phone. You got to put your phone in the deep fryer. It says you're waiting. I'm waiting? How do I get out of it? Okay, end it.

Okay. This is pretty tight. Oh, Solomon's joining the FaceTime. Shit, I told him. Hello? No. No, now you're showing the crowd on the FaceTime. Oh, God damn it.

There's you. All right, what? What a Shonda this is. Join. Okay. Hey, buddy. Fuck, no, it got me back to that screen. Don't leave.

I swear to God, it's not all... There he is! Hey, buddy! Do you see... Where am I supposed to be going? Are you in the building? Kane is in the building. Come down the hall. Follow the sound of my voice. Yeah, keep coming.

Keep coming. I'm very, yeah, you're almost here. You know our next guest from his amazing Comedy Central stand-up comedy performances. Several late-night performances in a great shirt. We're in a great shirt. You know him from looking fantastic all the time. You know him as Solomon Georgiou on Twitter. You know him as probably

also Solomon Georgiou on Instagram. You know him as hopefully in this building. Zach says no. Zach says no. Are you serious? Wait, can you hear him? How good does Zach look right now, by the way,

with that long hair? Look at that long hair. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, you stop it. No, no, no. Stop it. Your hair looks amazing. That hair is fantastic.

He's here. He's here. Sorry, Gungio. Bring him in. Yeah. Bring him out. Bring him out. Hey, buddy.

Oh, man. You didn't tell me it was a live recording. Yeah. No one told me this. Are you serious? I literally... I'm walking into this room. I did not. Hi. I thought I did.

No one told me this was happening. I thought I said it was live. You thought that it was. I would have been much cuter. Amazing. I wouldn't have been so goddamn late if I knew it was a live recording. That is so funny. That is pretty funny. Oh, my God. I mentioned it, but it sounds like me to not.

No, not at all. Here we are. Why did you think I was FaceTiming you? I have no idea. David, unfair question. You think I would have called in the middle of a live? That's a good point. I mean, here we are, though.

Hi. You did it. Woo! Dude, I'm so stoked. Are you crying? I'm so stoked. Are you crying? I'm so happy you're all here. Do you want a drink? You want a white claw or something?

Give me something that's real alcohol. Damn. I have a natty light. Thank you. No problem. I would rather drink armpits wet. I want some real alcohol. Here's a natty light.

Don't do that. I'm doing it. Don't do that. I'm doing it. Natty light's cool. Look, I had white claw when. Don't do that. I'm doing it. Natty Light's cool. Look, I had white claw when it was called Zima. I'm fine.

I did it. Oh, knock it off. A lot of white claws out there. Oh, man. I love it. I think it's great. I remember going to Denver and my buddy got aggressively upset

with frat. He got so mad at me. For drinking white claw? I can see it in his face. Yeah, they are. I don't like to taste alcohol. I like to be drunk. There's a huge difference. I couldn't tell.

Anyways. You do drink more just like raw alcohol than most. It's because I like where it gets you. It's the destination. I don't like the car ride, but I like when I get to the city. Solomon, how are you? What's new? I'm good. I've been fine.

I've been wonderful. It's good to see you guys I hated my Lyft driver the whole way here I was fun How was your poop? My poop was great. Did you guys hear about that? I had to go back home because I needed to take a savage shit I read the text and I was like, classic Solomon

It's the same place for that I get it I hate shitting elsewhere It's my favorite place for that. I get it. Yeah. I hate shitting elsewhere. It's my favorite place. And now that I live alone, door wide open. I have a Jack and Jill bathroom. So there's a door on each side and I'll put them both open and just shit over the window.

And I'll be like, Ian, I'm in the shower, dude. Why would you do that? It's cool. But why would you do that? We're good friends. We're good friends. We're good friends. I've had the wrong amount of alcohol. I drank like one White Claw before I came out here.

And I have to hold... Oh, wait, there we go. You can order White Claws to the stage. If we could get one with a straw. If we get one with a straw, I'll hold it for you. Will you? Yeah. It's your birthday. It is? 28? What am I going to do?

Oh, we can lie? That's not ridiculous enough. People would buy I'm 28, but like doing real bad, you know? Yeah. I'm like a real bad 28. I think you look amazing. There's not one thing about you that looks old. Thank you so much.

I really, I do have gray at the temples, you know? Yeah. You know how we do at the temples. Yeah, it's because you smile so much. I have one gray in here. Yeah. I got, I was, for the last six- You have one, too, in you know? You know how we do it at the temples. I have one gray in here. I was... You have one, too. I do, too.

The last six months, I was trying to, like, I keep getting the same piece of lip. It's a fucking gray heart. It's a gray heart. Denying it, like, oh, why does this keep happening? I like it because I never thought I was going to get gray hairs. I knew I was. You do?

My dad had it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mine, too. My dad had it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mine, too. My dad did. He had a bunch of gray hairs that I've seen. Somewhere. On his head. I'm glad you can remember him.

I have a vague idea. My dad's that kind of gray hair when I was turning yellow in a weird way. Oh, back to blonde. Yeah, yeah. He's back to blonde. He's acting like a different dude now, too. You know what I mean? Is he like a California beach guy? A lot of like flowing linen shirts and like...

That's how you should get old, dude. I think so. When I get old, it's basically gonna be dresses. Oh, yeah. No undies. I already have. I already purchased a silk kimono. I know it! I knew it! How does it feel? Silk kimono and Solomon Georgios sound a lot alike. Yeah, it's a floral a silk kimono. I know it! I knew it! How does it feel? Silk kimono and Salomon Giorgio sound a lot alike.

Yeah, it's a floral print silk kimono that I need to get initials on. You're going to get SJ on there? Those are my initials. Why would he get SJ? Oh. Took you a long road down. That one.

I've got to be honest, that one fucking hurt. Shut up, David. Gray hair. Yeah. It's that kind of podcast. Yeah, that is. It is that kind of podcast. But I should be... But I should be getting them. I'm 37, so...

Yeah, but you're not gonna get them for like a while. I look like an angry newspaper editor now. Oh yeah, you look like gonna get them for like a while yeah mine are cut i look like an angry newspaper editor now you don't know oh yeah you look like jay jonah jameson jameson yeah i'm like find me the spider-man see i'm a sorcerer that's i've like i have a i shave my widow's pig you can't see it but it goes all the way down here mid-forehead i. I'm a fucking villain. I've been ready. I look... Pete goes mid-forehead? I bet good money all my gray hairs will just streak out to the side

like I'm an alchemist. You're going to look like an anime character. I love it. I'm going to look like this forever. Yeah. I hope it all falls apart at once for you, like when you're like 74. Yeah, I think that's probably what's going to happen.

I've looked like this since I was a baby. I'll buy that. I feel like the most that will happen, you like go down to one tooth and that's how you open beer bottles. Oh, man. Yeah, back to my youth. I don't do that anymore because people started getting weird about it. It's terrifying. Awful and terrifying.

I hate that shit. I thought it was like a fun party trick. It's not. Nobody thinks it's charming. It makes other people's teeth hurt to see you do that. Yeah, everybody gets really uncomfortable. My brain is just like, copay! As soon as you do it.

Also, I lost this tooth a while back, so that slowed me down on my mouth antics. What? Did you say your mouth came? My mouth antics. Okay, okay. I don't know if it did slow down your mouth antics. Wow.

Great for a podcast. It was my fault. We were going to high five, but I wouldn't put my drink down. On account of the disease I caught from Sean. You're Irish now, huh? I quit my job. Oh, yeah!

Is that cool? I'm going to start crying. We can just say stuff? We're just saying stuff that happens? Well, no, because I'll get into it, but you and Ian high-fived, so I told him I quit my job, and we high-fived three times to get it right.

Oh, okay. But yeah, I'm excited about it. Did you get another job? This? Oh! Also going to weird movies in the daytime with me finally. Wow. Is that we got daytime

free now? Joker boy. Let's go. Dude, I'm never going to watch that movie. Really? No. Why? Alright, let's find a theater that's playing God in 60 Seconds then. We'll go to that. Yeah. It looks like such a circle jerk of a movie on the look i'm not gonna it looks like

such a circle jerk of a movie i joker yes i think it looks great first of all where i think that you may have been involved in a circle jerk a time or two and you're very there's a difference between an orgy and a circle jerk so don't you dare confuse the two is a circle jerk really just don't know what the difference is could you you don't know the difference between a circle jerk really just a bunch of nerd jokes? For the nerds who don't know what the difference is, could you say... You don't know the difference between a circle jerk and an orgy? I said circle jerk confidently. I don't quite know what it is. It is literally... Is it really just a bunch of...

It's in the name. It's like Diet Coke. It's all there. It's exactly like Diet Coke. I couldn't honestly be more clear about what it means. Oh, it's like a rat king with dicks. No!

Not quite. What kind of weird dog penises do you think I involve myself with? So is it just a bunch of dudes jerking off? In a circle. In a circle. Jer jerking off? In a circle. In a circle. Jerking themselves off? Yes.

Oh, I thought you did. What is the point of that? I thought you went to the right. I thought you jerked off the dude next to you. No, that's, you're jerking. It's a circle jerk as everybody else. Like, it's like, it's like. So it's just football camp.

First of all, circle jerk is what straight dudes do to not do. Like, they do that. It's like, we're not gay. And then that's what they do. I've never done a circle jerk because I've been like, gay the whole time. I've never done, apparently. I've been like, let's all touch each other's dicks and put

them everywhere. I didn't fucking... I didn't get the memo. I've never done a circle jerk either. I didn't lay down some rules, only touch your own penis. Fuck that here. Yeah, that seems like a crazy activity. Did you know about this? Look, man.

Yes. Yeah. I've never been involved in one but sure I've never even heard of one did you just think a circle jerk that was what you thought you lived with me for years and that's what you yeah but you're very quiet about your sex I'm not at all

can I tell this is what it's like living with Solomon it's four in the morning we're pretty drunk we're having a deep conversation about race relations in America and then Solomon is like, oh, I have to go get laid. And he gets whisked off in a BMW. And you see

him 30 hours later and he's got like a new hat. And you're just like, oh, okay. That's like tight, tight. Yeah, that's about right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know what you're doing. You could be circle jerking. I'm not. Yeah, that's about right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know what you're doing.

You could be circle jerking. I'm not. No, it's definitely more. You are too cool for a circle jerk. It is a whole lot more than circles being jerks. This is, yeah. We're gathered here today. I was going to say something pretty gnarly

I'm glad Mid-city art center Nailed it And lovely downtown San Diego Far far from Glendale In Bakersfield No I don't say bees bro Cakersfield

Ice cream Cakersfield Not only to get into the intricacies of circle jerks, but also to fantasy draft party movies. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We're using them

as a flimsy excuse to talk about all the parties we've been to. All three of them. Now, the way we determine the order of the draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. I'm shooting up. Play between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

David wins. David wins. David, as the winner of rock, paper Scissors it isn't coming upon you to determine the order of today's draft but before you do I will remind you it is a serpentine draft and what is that? that's a great question

let's say you have to take a dump you're at home you hop in the Uber you get a little bit close to the venue. You're like, ah, you know what? Turn around real quick. I want to go back home. I'll take a shit. I want to go take a shit at home. But then you get kind of close to home. You're like, I'm kind of late already. So then you tell the Uber driver to turn back around, start going to the venue. Then you're like, bathroom's probably going to suck. And you're

right. So you, you're like, Hey, can we just go back to the crib? I'm going to take a dump there. And then when you get back to the crib, you're like, I don't have to go that bad. And then you tell the Uber driver, you're like, just take me to San Diego. I want to do this live show that I didn't know I was doing. And then about halfway there, you're like, stop. Last time.

And then you go back to the home and take a shit. You know, it's kind of like that. Yeah. Or basically, if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Okay. With that in mind. It just goes clockwise, counterclockwise. It's really, yeah, basically, if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Okay. With that in mind. It just goes clockwise, counterclockwise.

It's really, yeah. The background again. What will the order today be? Like a circle jerk. That would have been so much better. Shit. That would have been so much better. Yeah, instead you did a poop joke.

I, for one, didn't care for it. Nope. David, what will the order of today's draft be? It's going to be me, Solomon, Sean, Ian. Hot quarters! All right. All right. David, you have the first draft in the party movies,

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and use promo code ALLFANTASY. Yeah, we're big! Yo! David, you have the first pick in the Party Movies ALLFANTASY everything, and that pick will be... This is fucked up because, like... Hmm. Ah, this is fucked up.

Because I don't... Fuck! Because of you. You just put yourself first. Because of I don't fuck. Cause you just put yourself. Cause of me. I know I just put myself first. Cause of me or Sean. Cause of you too. Yeah.

I don't know what. Fuck man. Can I go second? No, no. Set in stone, my dude. I'm going to pick can't hardly wait. Ah. Oh. set in stone my dude i'm gonna pick can't hardly wait that is such a dangerous thing to go to start with and i'm very excited you did that yeah i love that movie though god damn it's just like it's so hard because i love partying so much

yeah but can't hardly wait it's just like i've been to that party a lot where i'm like man i'm gonna get laid and then you're not going to get laid. What were you thinking? We've had those conversations like I'm going to get laid. I'm like, man, you're not going to get laid. You're wearing lime green from head to toe. Turn it down a notch. You missed the first step into the house. You're going to be alright. Yeah, I'm going to go to bed. You will do Molly and fall asleep on astroturf remember that time we did molly i fell asleep in the porta potty yeah i do remember that where

it was a brouhaha yeah it was awful that was the night that was the night i told zach he should lean into his italian heritage which is one of the funnier things anybody's said on drugs i'm just rolling on mo Molly in the front seat, like vibing on how Italian's acting. I was like, yeah, man, you know, he could be like the fucking spaghetti comic or something. The spaghetti comic. I want to be the spaghetti comic.

You can be. It's open. He didn't take it. He decided to just be. And that's the meatball. Yeah. You know, and some jokes in there. What's the matter with the famiglione? You know, something like that. Yeah, You know, it's some jokes in there. What's the matter with the bummage

on the reggiano? You know, something like that. Yeah, I got you. But Can't Hardly Wait, I think it's a great movie. I like that the nerd gets to be cool at the end.

Like they find out he can sing. Remember? I do remember that part. Yeah. You don't seem excited about my pick. No, it's a good pick.

It's a good pick. I'm just very excited for my pick. I love that movie. Don't you fuck me, Solomon. Don't you fuck me. I'm going to fuck you for my pick. Don't you fuck me, Solomon. Don't you fuck me. I'm going to fuck you so fucking hard.

Don't you fuck me in here. Don't you fuck me in here. I will fuck you so hard, you will know the difference between a circle jerker and an orgy. He's going to go next, and he's about to fuck me. We kind of just got to move on. Anything else to say about Kay Hardly Way? Let him pick what he's going to fucking pick. Which one was Kay Hardly Way? It's with Amanda Beckett, Mike Dexter.

Ethan Embry's other movie. Oh, Ethan Embry. Breckin Meyer was up in there. Melissa Joan Hart? No, I thought it was Seth Green. Melissa Joan Hart. No, I thought it was, that was Seth Green. Melissa Joan Hart was in there. Seth Green was in there too.

Breckin Meyer was the lead singer for the band though. Yeah. Ethan Embry is Breckin Meyer though. Isn't that true? Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Shane probably thinks there's some weird conspiracy about it, but no, as far as I know, there's not. Recent.

Fuck you, Shane. You don't have a microphone. I'm kidding. I love you to pieces. Wow. Yeah. It gets weird, dude. A don't have a microphone. I'm kidding. I love you to pieces. Wow. Yeah, it gets weird, dude. A bride on her wedding day. Yes, you do.

For everybody listening at home, Shane just said, God, you guys are cool. He just said it so loud. It was crazy. He just said it. And then he went on an extended rant about the price of bagels. I did it last night. Yeah. Yeah. No, no.

That's not what it's called when people leave. Yeah. He said, for the last time, this is a home. He said, I did last night at the improv, standing ovation, and then me, recent Emmy winner. Guys, honestly, we get it. We're all rich. Let's go ahead and...

Solomon, time for your second, or your first pick. God damn it. Fuck you, man. it. We're all rich. Let's go ahead and... Solomon, time for your first pick. God damn it. Fuck you, man. David, really, I didn't know how you did not see this as my first option. I thought I could get it in the second. I was so excited when you didn't say it. Fuck you, man. Because it's such an integral part of our culture, and that is house party.

God damn it. I thought I could get it in the second. No, you could not. You think I would even let you have it not. But you have all kinds of stuff. You think I would even let you have it? David, you put yourself first. I think you have all kinds of stuff. I think you've seen more movies than me.

Seven more picks. You thought House Party was the movie called House Party? House Party, you had a chance. I own it. In front of you. I can't, I don't even. However kind, how do you wait? It was on second on my list.

Yeah, that's what I thought. But you know what? It was second on my list because I figured you would have taken a house party, but here I am thriving. House party. Thriving. Best guy.

Kid in play. Tisha Campbell. Martin Lawrence. It is phenomenal. It's perfect. When they dance, when they do the double dance on the floor,

and then they link the feet, and then they hop in a circle. The amount of dipshits I saw try that at parties and surprise. Yeah, I was one. It's a cool thing to do with your friends. I've won several dance battles by doing that. Yeah, but you can dance.

It's like crazy when you do it. Is that like a circle jerk where you're dancing? Circle dance battle. No, that's not what a circle jerk is. We just explained it. Can we talk about it some more? Fuck. I'm getting the eye from the birthday boy. Shit. I'm excited.

House party is like the basis of what I wanted my life to be. Yeah. It's so cool. They dress great. They're always wrapped. What the fuck? You've never seen house party? No, I've never seen it. It just never happened. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Actually, I'm going to go back home.

No, come on. What are you doing tomorrow? We got it. Let's watch House Party. Yeah, I'd love to. You know there's three of them, right? I'll watch all three. There's only two worth watching.

I'm sorry. The feature film premiere of TLC and Immature is very important. Damn. House Party 3 is a good fucking movie. Down to the last minute? Yeah. All right. I'm a big fan of Play.

You don't like kids? That is the wrong title. Which one is which? I have no idea. Everybody knows Play is the dark-skinned one. Yeah, not everybody. I didn't know that. Carms didn't.

And I, in this case, I'm Carms. No, no, no, no. So what's the plot? They just like their parents aren't home, so they have a house party and it goes on yeah but kid's dad is robin harris oh and he can't get out of harris yes baby's kids yeah like my mom's friend called me on the phone we were facetiming david was facetiming his mom and your mom was in amsterdam yeah fucking stoned as hell stoned as fuck like so stoned and her and

her dingy friends were like, she gave the phone to her friend and then her friend just started calling me black American comedian. She was just, she's a Brazilian woman, but she was just like, Martin Lawrence, Robin Harris. I was like, what the fuck is going on?

You really were. We were driving somewhere and you were in the back of the car. You were like, mom, what? Yeah. Yeah, they were high. Those bitches were high as hell. Oh, that was funny. Yeah.

Oh, man. Oh, anyway, thanks for coming, everybody. Yeah, house party's a great pick. Excellent pick. I'm reading here. Correct me if I say this wrong. Sayon? Sayon Jordan.

No, it's pronounced seen. Oh, seen. Seen Jordan. Time for your first pick. I had a judge call me seen Jordan one time. Oh, yeah? A judge. A judge.

Then he got shot. What were you in front of the judge for? There was no case. It was a child custody hearing, I think. Something like that. It like that depressing not funny but i let you guys in you know what it sounds like uh the kind of place that might be you know where they do have child custody here and judges get shot some type of a white like a ghetto from a white ghetto a lot wow well Wow. Well, he would know.

Yeah, he would. A lot of good stuff on Twitter. Sean, what is your first pick, Bubba? Superbad. Oh, yeah! It's a great pick. It's so... Because that feeling of just like,

I want to get there, and I will do anything to get to that fucking party. And the movie holds up, by the way. It is so, so funny. It's the same premise as House Party, but yeah, I get it. I like the first party. Damn. Those guys are doing blow and they make them sing these eyes?

Oh, yeah. That's because you're an adult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm making drinks. And then there's that real mellow dude that's doing blow. He's like, sing. Sing it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Make it sing. Sing it again. And then there's that real mellow dude that's doing blow. He's like, sing. Sing it.

That's so scary when someone's mellow on cocaine. That's a really good pick. Yeah. I love Superbad. That movie, it's one of the movies I can only watch if I know I'm going to go to a party that night or some sort of party situation. I can't like throw it on on a Monday night or something like that. You know what I mean?

It's a weird rule. But yeah, I get it. I have it about music too. Like I can't, I can't listen to certain songs. Ian's got it too. I can't listen to certain songs if I'm not going to do something really fun. He can't watch Top Gun if he's not going to have sex. Yeah. I just like to take that dusk shower where the shower heads like a foot above

me and I'm leaning in like, fuck man man, I wish Goose wouldn't have died. You know how we all love to show up at a woman's house and we don't really know that well and immediately take a shower? What a weird fucking move that was. I'm going to run through the sprinkler real quick. She's like, no.

Is that a motorcycle guy move? I wouldn't know. He got one. Yeah, Top Gun's a good movie. Wait, you don't like Superbad? I love Superbad. Okay, cool. I think it's great.

I think it's a fantastic film. I was going to fucking rage, bro. It was a good party. Yeah, it was. It was a good party. And, you know, all the antics and what have you on the way to get there was fun.

That was most of the movie. The antics and what have you? That's what you there it was fun that was most of the movie you know the antics and what have you that's what you're a big fan of i'm just trying to be like you're barely explaining the plot and i love everything all the antics you know that feeling i love how the antics so much it is seamlessly transitioned to the goings-on i liked it when they were partying with those cops oh yeah yeah that was Yeah, that was so tight. Yeah, man, I want to do that. Made me like cops, you know? In real life, cops don't think it's cool when you shoot their gun. Not at all. I think the character McLovin is just perfect.

They let Sean and I do it. It was a quintessential. Yeah, they do. It's weird. You must have not met the right cops. They're like, cool, if Sean and I shoot their gun. I don't know what it is. I just snot bubbled. It just blew don't know what I just snot bubbled.

It would just leave snot everywhere? I just snot bubbled. It was big. I just grabbed their gun and I'm like, shut up, Jerry! And then I shoot it. They're like, alright. You pay taxes. Yeah, we have some issues with that. I definitely

don't pay taxes. I'm kidding! David's on the verge of always being a gr taxes. I'm kidding. Comedy Central. I love it. David's on the verge of always being a grifter. Just know that. I'm not 100% sure podcasting is enough.

It is. I do feel like I'm getting over. What's your favorite part of Superbad, Sean? I like the party where they go to before with all the older dudes where they're doing blow, where he gets a period on his leg.

That was really funny. Yep, yep, yep. I didn't see that coming at all. That was his favorite? Huh? Here we are. No, not the blow part. The period part.

The period part. Yeah. Yeah. I've never minded period blood. I felt like I was raised to think it was gross, but I never have. There was also another part. I agree.

I just never have. I've just been alone. I agree. This is not what I thought. I drink it by the pitcher pool. I don't give a shit. We're all full of blood anyway. Who cares?

This is not what I thought was going to happen when we drafted Party Moon. Too bad, baby. I think period blood rules. I'm going to bring it up every episode. I don't care at all. It's like when you get Thanksgiving and you mix everything together and just eat it like it's one thing. What a weird, weird place we went to.

Marissa got so bummed out. Marissa's face is... That was a crazy way to describe that. You ruined sex and Thanksgiving. My two favorite things. But never the twain shall meet. Says you.

Never. Are you kidding me? Can you imagine fucking after Thanksgiving dinner? No. I wish I could fuck during Thanksgiving dinner. That would be... Is that what a circle drink is? That is what a circle drink is. I always have a boner

after Thanksgiving dinner but it's because my dick is basically a food silo. It's like... It just had to go somewhere? A food silo? Cranberries, that's not for you.

My dick is basically a food silo. That's going to be on that out of context AFE Twitter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. You know, super bad. Could I, Danny, could I have a beer? I'll take one too

if we're just getting beers over here. Also that part where they're talking about like what porn sites they subscribe to and they're on the phone all the way up until he gets into the car and then they just keep talking about it. I've done that. That's a funny part of the movie. I've done that a lot of times. Have you guys ever subscribed to a porn website?

I have too. When I first got a debit card, I got a two day pass because I thought I was stuck. Yeah, yeah. Not worth it. I love this story because it was like what, a year and a half ago? No, this is... The first debit card. I'd like to cancel my BangBust membership, please.

No, it was like 2006, 2007. Wild times. Way not worth it. Have you ever done it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might be currently subscribed right now. Once you start, once you start getting money, you do crazy shit. I have four subscriptions. Yeah. Four. Yeah. Was it like a portal to, was it? Okay. I'm not familiar with the gay porn world, so let's dive in. Okay, here we go. Is it like, do they have an umbrella?

Is it like Brazzers where there's like seven different... There's a lot of porn companies. But you understand what I'm... Like, if I were to get a Bang Bros password... Oh yeah, there are multiple sites.

And what I'm more asking is what are the names? I'm not going to tell anybody in this room what I'm into. Damn, that's a good move. Because it could be... I imagine you just watch like dudes with gold dicks. Just like straight up gold dicks. Wasn't that gold member? Isn't that...

He had a gold just like beautiful tall men with golden penises look if that website existed i would for sure subscribe we should make it we'll get rich i'm time for my first pick hell yeah beers thanks danny give it up for danny guys Time for my first pick. Hell yeah. Beers. Thanks, Danny. Give it up for Danny, guys.

Thanks, buddy. Thanks, Danny. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Danny keeps going, sorry, sorry. Sorry that you guys have a disease and you can't control it. It's okay, Danny. You know, it's not our fault.

He's standing very close to Marissa, so he naturally just says, sorry a bunch. On account of the Canadian thing, Mars. She asked if there was a washroom earlier. It was awesome. That wasn't mean. It was awesome. I liked it. Yeah.

Fuck them. I'm taking old school. Fuck! Yeah! Fuck! Yeah. I knew that was going quick. That movie at the time was the funniest movie I had ever seen.

It was so fucking funny. Saying you're my boy blue? I mean, come on. It didn't get better than that. I never had seen anybody in a movie as cool as Vince Vaughn. No, it was amazing. When he said, I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read. Yeah. That was like... So funny. Yo, that changed like my whole shit. Yeah. When he said, I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read.

That was like, yo, that changed like my whole shit. Like I didn't even know a dude could be like that. I'm worth three and a half million dollars that the government knows about. Was it Will Ferrell that was running alongside the fucking van? Hey baby. Oh man, when they were kidnapping, I wanted to kidnap people with my friends. That running tack. Oh, go ahead.

Pretty crazy weekend, actually. Yeah. Home Depot on Saturday. It's like fucking, you feel that shit as you get a little bit older. Once it hits your lips, it's so good. There's a Snoop Dogg concert. Yeah. There's fucking Jell-O wrestling or Mutt wrestling.

I think it was K.Y. Jell-O. K.Y. Jell-O wrestling, yeah. There's an old guy who dies later, which is my favorite part. Yeah, man. That movie is fucking great. Vince Vaughn smoking a cigarette on the rings, just like struggling with the rings in his mouth. I have a fun anecdote about

that movie. I saw that movie with my friend Bubba Haas, who had been homeschooled until that year. Right. And we all snuck in to see it at the Man Chinese Theater. And we were watching it. And the boobs came on in the jello wrestling. And he turned and he was like, David, will you tell me when they're not naked anymore? What?

And I was like, all right, Bubba, they're not naked anymore. And he turned his head and they were still naked. And he never turned away again. He goes by Mike now. So, was Bubba Haas? Bubba Haas, yeah. H-A-A-S. I don't have the spell for me.

But now he goes by Mike Haas. What were your first... Mike Haas, I was Sukas. What were your first... Recently won an Emmy Award. What were your first... My cost is your cost. What were your first... Recently won an Emmy Award. What were your first boob movies? My first boob movies? Yeah.

European Vacation has boobs in it. That was one. Oh, okay. That was one where I was like, oh, really? I was a child. I was like six or some shit. I was a child. Yeah.

And then I was an adult the next day. Wild things. First boob movie? First boob movie? My dad bought me Basic Instinct when I was an adult the next day. Wild things. First boob movie? First boob movie. My dad bought me Basic Instinct when I was 11. Did he really? Yeah. That is crazy.

That is crazy that your dad was at the video store and he was like, Solomon would like this. My young son. One sexual psychodrama for my young son, please. He's just renting it. It's not for me. It's for an 11-year-old, so everything's good. He was just concerned about my homosexuality,

so he gave me the movie that solidified it. He was trying to head you off of the past. That's really expert level frontal nudity. That's funny. I saw it, and I was like, great. Cool, yeah. Now I'm in a circle jerk.

You were sitting there staring at Wayne Knight. Is he in Basic? Yes, he is. Yeah, there we go. The joke was you were sexually attracted to Wayne Knight. Oh. I talk Wayne Knight. Newman?

They're not all winners. Now that Emmy, that was for writing or producing? Babe Ruth also producing. Babe Ruth also. Wow. Wait, you don't have more than one? Not yet. But I will.

As soon as I steal that one from Gordon. Yeah, dude. Old school, bro. That's what I picked. That soon as I steal that one from Gordon. Yeah, dude. Old school, bro. That's what I picked. With my second pick, I'm going to stay in the Vince Vaughn-iverse. And I'm going to take fucking Wedding Crashers. Good job.

I fucking love weddings! We just watched it like... Two months ago or something? It's such a good film. It's great. I fucking love weddings. We just watched it like two months ago or something. It's such a good film. It's so good. Also, I feel so bad for Isla Fisher because she looks so much like Amy Adams that I could never I was like, ah, you're going to always. Who's Isla? Isla Fisher

is a redhead in Wedding Crashers that looks like Amy Adams. Oh, yeah. I'll find you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's very funny. She's married to Sasha Baron Cohen. Yes. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They must be funny in the house together.

I bet that's a great house. I bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they might not be at all. Yeah, that'd be a bummer. Yeah, it'd suck so much. They probably just complained about kosher restaurants together. I've never been.

He's a big... I wrote on Who's America. Yeah. And we had to eat lunch from kosher restaurants the entire time. On account of he's very Jewish. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bar mitzvahed and everything?

Super bar mitzvahed and everything. He's done like stuff I've never even heard about. You know what I mean? You're like, you have to do that when you're 17? Nobody told me about that. But he did. He's got this... Nope. never mind.

Go on. I was going to say he's got the secret Jew moves, but I didn't mean it like that. I meant because there's secret all kinds of moves. You know what? I'll allow it. You see what I'm saying. Absolutely, yeah.

Thanks. That's why I like you. You judge the content of my character. You have to go case by case. Yeah, man. Most of the time when someone says secret Jew moves, you know. Usually it's bad. It's usually bad.

And I understand that. And they're often right, and that bugs me. No comment. Well, to be fair, they're not usually a secret. It's not. Public Jew moves. Secret Jew moves is just organizing an IPO for a corporation. Public Jew moves is your mixtape, right?

Public Jew moves, yeah. Public Jew moves LTD, yeah, absolutely. Oh, man. I love wedding crashers. We've talked about it a lot on this podcast. We don't want to go on too much, but it's a wonderful film. And all those fucking weddings look like such fun parties, man. Yeah, dude. They're so... I would love to sneak

into a fucking expensive-ass wedding like that one. I just... Go on. Oh, I just want to make up names with my friends. Oh, that's my favorite part of the whole part. Javier O'Shea, Seamus O'Toole. Yeah. We're here to get fucked up. This is a wedding, friend. We should go together and we'll be Daryl

and Kevin Spaghetti. We go to an Italian wedding. Spaghetti Brothers. Spaghetti Brothers. How was that wedding last weekend? Let me tell you, the Spaghetti Brothers were in full effect. Yeah, that's great. That has like...

Yeah, yeah, the Spaghetti Brothers. Should we just be the Spaghetti Brothers tonight? We should be the Spaghetti Bros. There it is. It's Spaghetti Brothers weekend. You heard it here first, folks. You guys are the Linguini twins. Yeah.

Not you, dad. Don't think I forgot. We're the circle jerk sisters or nothing. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. I'm in. Circle jerks, man.

Crazy. Where is she? Is she in the house? What do you do? What'd you do? What'd you do? Motorboat and son of a bitch, you. You old sailor, you. Sean, time for your second pick. Alright. What do you got?

Second pick, I'm just gonna peruse real quick, make sure that I... You know, I'm gonna do me. I'm gonna go Van Wilder for my second pick. Okay. Alright. Good. I absolutely love that movie. I love Ryan Reynolds. I'm going to go Van Wilder for my second pick. Okay. All right. I absolutely love that movie. I love Ryan Reynolds. I don't care. I'm a huge Ryan Reynolds fan.

That was the first time I really saw him. And it's so, so funny. That movie is so funny. I don't remember. They jerked off a dog, right? Yeah. A bunch of dogs. That's all I remember. They put all the dog jizz into these donuts and then other boys ate it. Yeah, that's a weird...

Yeah, Marissa, you're right. You're right to feel that way about that. Sorry, this is where I say a bunch of gross shit, apparently. So that's what I'm going to do all day is just say gross stuff. There was a pretty thick run where you could just have dogs getting jerked off in movies and people would go see it. What other movies is that in? Just stuff like that.

What? No. Yeah? No. A lot of weird animal stuff for a moment. You know, weird animal stuff like Freddy got fingered. Oh, yeah. Didn't he shout out?

He went into the elephant, right? Well, there's also Ace Ventura when he comes out of the back of a rhino. And all the strangers are looking at him. He's like, kind of hot in these rhinos. Kind of hot in these rhinos. And he also ate the guano a bunch of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, fair. That's gross, though. Bumblebee tuna, you're not so showy. Is that based on the exploits of Bert Kreischer? Is that that one? Yeah, shout out to Bert Kreischer. Got the machine out? It is from what I gather. Yeah. Shout out to Bert Kreischer. Got the damn machine out there getting it done. I don't remember that movie.

I know I saw it, but it kind of blended in with a lot of those other docs getting jerked off movies. It's just dope. It's just really funny. Good old fashioned humor in Ben Wilder. I'm a fan. Big fan with the antics and what have you. I do love Ryan Reynolds.

That guy's fucking awesome. I love him. I think he's great. You know, they're remaking Clue with Ryan Reynolds as guy's fucking awesome I love him I think he's great you know they're remaking Clue with Ryan Reynolds as the really as the main character

yeah the room is split the room is split I look I love the original Clue but I'm always I'm always open to remakes you guys

I am you have to be open the original Clue has like four different endings on the DVD it's so fun it's like Laura's favorite movie

so yeah I've seen it good story huh that's a great story I watched the original movie tell us again on the DVD. It's so fun. It's like Laura's favorite movie. So yeah, I've seen it. Good story, huh? That's a great story. I watched the original movie. Tell it again. Tell it again, Sean. It's actually pretty funny.

So Clue is one of Laura's favorite movies. So I've seen it. Definitely seen it. So get ready for about another hour of this kind of stuff. Solomon, George, you have time for your second pick.

You boys should be so ashamed of yourself that you left this one wide open. I am. Animal House. Oh, yeah. Animal House. And that's it it's a perfect movie

I have nothing I don't need to talk about it if you haven't seen it then you're dummy I like that guy who doesn't talk yeah D-Day

yeah he drives a motorcycle in the house that's my shit he's so fucking funny what was the where he says like I'm a zit when he pops

that was improvised right John Belushi yeah like the person didn't know that he was gonna spit shit all over him. Somebody also told me

that he really drank that whole bottle of Jack. Yeah, I can see that. Also, food fight. That was literally a concept that was just brought to the world in that fucking moment. Is that how food fights started? The concept of yelling food fight and just doing it. God, I want to do that so bad.

We had a cake fight at one of my birthday parties. Really? Yeah. I bet your mom was pissed. You think it was just at my mom? No. I was 23 and it was at a house and it was chocolate cake. I spent a month cleaning chocolate cake.

You got to come to a Carmel event. We do food fights. You guys do food fights? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the line? If you guys are having a food You got to come to a Carmel event. We do food fights. You guys do food fights? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, where's the line? Like, if I... Can I go... If you guys are having a food fight in the house, can I go to the fridge and get some shit?

It's all... No, that's... It's all in play. Yeah, it has to be everything in play. Because I'm trying to, like, squirt mustard on people. Dude, we've done that. We did that. Then bring the mustard to the table.

No, there was a crazy food fight that we got into in the kitchen. I'm just now remembering it because I remember very distinctly squirting my little sister with yellow mustard. The worst kind of mustard. Yeah. I'm a spicy brown boy. See, I wish it was.

We threw plates, which was more dangerous. Solomon, that was a fight. That's not a food fight. I was going to say. That was an aggressive fight. You were just in a fight in your house. Well, first of all, my mother would kill us if we wasted food. So, yeah, finish your plate,

then you throw it. Finish your plate, and then finish your plate. I'm going to try to FaceTime my little sister, because it's her birthday too, and then we can all sing. Are you guys okay with singing a second happy birthday? Yes! We're going to get sued twice. Pick up, you motherfucker!

I don't think she's going to. It's her day. It is her day. It's her special day. Oh, yeah. What was she doing? She was getting... Oh, she was doing kombucha shots.

They were doing kombucha shots. I hate to lean into Portland. There she is! One, two, three! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday,

dear Elisa. Happy birthday to you. Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh, St. Sue is there too! Say hello to St. Sue! Yeah!

Alright! There we go! Hi, Mama! Enough attention for you! It's over! Alright. Whoa! Damn. That was like the most powerful thing i've ever seen people don't think it's like that in beaverton but it is it's very you don't think it'd be like

that but it do it do david time for your second pick still shook off of that hang up uh footloose yes hell yeah wasn't even on my list. Damn. That one is on my list and I'm pissed off because that's my dad's favorite movie. Yo, I love Feliz so much. It's so good. You ever just get pissed and go dance it off at a warehouse? Because I tried to shake off a small town with my dance move. It's difficult. I love when he's in that barn doing gymnastics.

I love that Chris Penn wants to fight everybody. I love that John Lithgow turns around at the end. It breaks my heart. That was next on my list. The tractor scene is the absolute best scene in that movie. Which scene? I Need a Hero. Oh my God.

I Need a Hero. It's so tight. It's so tight. The tractor scene? Yeah. Isn't that where I Need a Hero? Is that where she's in the splits between the cars or whatever? It was a different song. I Need a Hero is Is that where she's doing the splits between the cars or whatever? It was a different song.

I Need a Hero is a different element. He's by himself in the dancing. When he's in the barn. When he's in the barn dancing? I'm talking when they're playing chicken with the tractors. Oh, yeah. There's a lot going on in that movie. What?

You bring up the tractors? An opinion can't be wrong, David. To be fair. Apparently it can. There can be a lot of wrong opinions, by the way, I shouldn't have said that.

I love how the whole party of that movie happens in the end credits. Like, they're all, that's the only time. Party! Movie's over, motherfuckers. Yeah, man,

that movie's so much fun to watch. I get Jack just thinking about it. My dad's favorite movie. My African Ethiopian dad. His favorite, loves that soundtrack. Only knows one word in the whole fucking soundtrack. My African Ethiopian dad. He loves that soundtrack. Only knows one word in the whole

fucking soundtrack. So he's just sitting there waiting. Fulus! You gotta teach that guy about Sunday shoots. I would sing that song when I first did karaoke. I would sing it in his accent. Really? I know the whole song from back...

I know the whole... I know every single word of that fucking song because he'd play it every day. What a weird song to hear every day. Favorite movie. Rambo First Blood followed by Footloose immediately. No!

That's an afternoon. I fuck with that heavy. Favorite movie. Bramble First Blood, followed by Footloose immediately. Oh, no. That's an afternoon. That's a whole afternoon. That's a good afternoon. I fuck with that heavy. Yeah, Footloose. Not much else to say about it. That's a fucking beautiful movie. And your third movie.

Or motion picture. Okay. I don't know if this counts as a movie. Is it a movie? The mini movie before the California Love video. What? When Tupac and Dr. Dre were in the post-apocalypse?

Did you see how cool that movie was? That does not count as a feature film. We are a party movie. We didn't say feature film. Really? We didn't say feature film. I should have never left my toilet. We didn't say feature film. I should have never left my toilet.

You don't want to party with Dr. Dre? I think it's a great fucking piece. Yes. All right, fine. Okay. I don't know. Wait, are we not allowing it? Did Solomon see that one?

No, no, no. Fine. No, go ahead. I don't know. Let it happen. Let it happen. Let's call the opening to a music video a movie. Wait, wait.

That's what we're going to do now. That's what we're going to do now What's a movie Solomon I swear to god I just played circle jerks to you I'm not going to explain movies Don't We're going to peel to the crap Don't base this on how much you like David Because we all love David

Base this on what you believe in your heart Just keep in mind that I've been For this man for years. And how great that party was. They don't know what you're referencing. Do you think we should allow the short film in front of the California Love Video make some noise? I heard some noise. Do you think we should... We have some good people

in here. Should we disallow this pick? Make some noise. Okay. The family has spoken, by the way. Then I pick Wayne's World. Alright! That's so much better. The man in the back says,

That was your other choice You held that back Those are two of my favorite party moves Fucking lunatic We were drafting fast food And he picked a ball pit one time I don't know what to tell you I'm being myself

It's like the kind of DJ That's like I'm going to play my song Play the song that everyone likes Yeah Wayne's World is great. I don't know. When I was a kid, we owned three VHSs. The Land Before Time. Yep.

You know why? Because Domino's Pizza gave it to you with a pizza. That might be. And then we had The Land Before Time. We had Blue Chips. Yeah. And we had Wayne's World. Didn't you watch Blue Chips at 5 in the morning? Which is crazy because Yeah. And we had Wayne's World. Didn't you watch blue chips at five in the morning?

Which is crazy because my mom has never seen Wayne's World. I promise. Didn't you watch blue chips at five in the morning last night? Yeah. Yeah. Drunk. Neon Bojo. Yeah.

It was a weird morning. Sometimes the only man who will understand you is Nick Nolte. You got to get in there. Yeah. Yeah. And I love the love story. Anyways, Wayne's World, man. They say party all the time.

There's like six great parties in that movie. Their friend is like an alcoholic, and they're like, Glenn, you're all partied out. You guys should have seen the lead singer for Crucial Taunt. Yeah, we were there. Total babe. Are you mental? We were there.

And then what's his name? What's the guy's name? The donut guy is really funny. Al Bundy. Yeah. How come when a man kills another man in battle, it's courageous. But when a man kills another man in the heat of passion, it's murder. Out of fucking nowhere.

You ever seen a man's soul leave his body? Yeah. It's Ed O'Brien. You mean by bear claw. That's his name in real life. Ed O'Brien? Yeah. Ed O'Neill.

Ed O'Neill. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There were so many things in that movie. What'd you say? He got drafted by the Colts. Ed O'Neill got drafted by the Colts.

We've all been drafted by the Colts. There's only one person they didn't draft and it was Megan Gailey. Yeah. Wow. She's a Colts fan. Anyways, Wayne's World is a great film. They say party like 500 times. I can never win.

Wayne's World, party time. I said this the other day, but I don't think you heard it. So the other day we were at High Plains and this girl walks up after the podcast. She goes, I don't really listen, but from what I'm getting, you're the dumb one. Yeah, she said that to his face. Right to my face. That's unfair. You're the least dumb one.

No, you're the most dumb one. Damn. I thought it was going to be nice for a second. Then it was mean. Sorry, I meant it the other way around. I meant it. You're all dumb. We all, you're the most dumb one. Damn. I thought it was going to be nice for a second. Then it was mean. Sorry, I meant it the other way around. I meant it. You're all dumb. We all know we're dumb. I never claimed to be smart. And then you said, no. David,

David texted. I don't think there's anything wrong with being dumb. Wait, what did I text? The other day when you were going to show the short and you texted, no, remember I said I was going to show it and you were so bummed that you texted member. Oh I texted member instead of remember. No member I said so.

Member I told you Ian. No because you said member and brung. I always say brung. Oh brung is a tough one. Oh yeah. Shit I should have brung it. He brung it to my house. It's not a fucking word you idiot.

Saul Georgiel, time for your third pick. I'm going to actually go off the beaten path for party movies. If you pick a goddamn music video. You guys have to allow it if he does. It'd be really tight.

I'm going to go with Eyes Wide Shut. Oh, yeah! Okay. Yeah. I'm going to go with Eyes Wide Shut. Oh, yeah! Oh, okay. Now that's a circle jerk, right? Yeah. No, it's an orgy. The fuck is wrong with you guys? A circle jerk is where you wear masks

and an orgy is where you don't. That's a great film. We got fucking Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman right before it ended. I've never seen it all the way through. It's, well,

after you die, I always come half an hour in through. No, I can't. It's like, it's like, I just watch it

and then I just, like, every time I've ever tried to watch it, I just like, I was like, what the fuck is going on? It's also,

I love that movie because it's like, Kubrick is on his way out and I'm like, you decided to do this? Like, after all your other movies? I didn't even know it was a Kubrick. It's a Kubrick. It's way out. I'm like, you decided to do this? Like after all your other movies? I didn't even know it was a Kubrick.

It's a Kubrick. It's his second last movie because he died while working on AI. Oh, that movie sucked too. I'm a bit of a film... It did. It sucked a lot. So what's the movie about?

They have sex parties? It's like this weird... I can't... It's really hard to explain it. It's nothing. I don't pretty much... Like the sex parties, that's it. I don't that's really hard to explain it it's nothing i don't pretty much like this sex party and that's it i don't really know i've never fully understood the lilly sobieski is in that movie for some weird reason being a daughter i really never

fully understood that movie because that's what i'm saying really hard to get through i just love the fucking in it there was a lot of weird sex stuff it was just do they are they fucking in the masks it's just it's just a very sexual movie. See, the mask, that's a movie I get. A little more of my speed, you know what I mean? I'm just, look, I didn't really, I don't know the plot of the movie because Tom Cruise is shirtless for most of it. So I didn't really, I could tell you what happened. No, I get you.

He's ripped up, man. He's still got it. Dude, that guy knows what time it is for sure. Oh, yeah. And what time it is, is time to send me a cake every December. We were shooting a thing with Tom Cruise in London and he... Okay,

yeah, relatable content. Yeah, well, I was in Sioux Falls for a couple months, so what's up? Yeah, I ate a burger at the airport the other day, so I fucking get it. Sorry, let me make it more relatable. I understand. Go ahead. We were shooting one of three things I've shot with Tom Cruise in London. Is that better?

Yeah. Okay, no. And he, for some reason, wore a suede button-up, which is a real Tom Cruise move. But it was a muggy day in London, so he was sweating, and he would have to take it off between takes. And he would take off his fucking suede button-up, and then people would come over and fan him to take it off between takes. And he would like take off his fucking suede button up. And then like people would come over and like fan them to dry it off. And like, you would have to pretend like shirtless Tom Cruise wasn't standing like 10 feet away from you. You just have to be like, yeah, so I don't know, dinner tonight.

Where do you? Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a pillow on my crotch, but I don't have a boat or anything. He's still shredded, man. The guy's body is beautiful. He looks like a climbing gym. It's amazing.

When I was working at a restaurant, he walked by me, and I'm at a height where you can walk by me and I wouldn't see him. So I just felt Tom Cruise. You feel it. can walk by me and I wouldn't see him. So I just felt Tom Cruise. You feel it. It doesn't matter if you don't see him. You feel it. You can feel his aura. You're like, huh, I know.

Oh, it is. Guy's tight, man. I don't care. Eyes Wide Shut's cool too. I like it. Also, the whole world was fascinated with whatever Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's relationship was, and I think a lot of the movie was Kubrick trying to put pressure on that and

see what would happen. I wasn't fascinated by it at all. Yeah, but we were fascinated by Winter Olympics 98 Nagano on Nintendo 64. Yeah, that was that time. We were on some different stuff. I was fascinated as a tabloid reader at the time. They seem both really

boring to me. They're excited? Nicole Kidman seems like drying paint to me. I swear to God. First of all, first of all, first of all, don't let this fucking slander happen in the presence of, first of all, Nicole Kidman is a superior actor

to Tom Cruise, hands down. To die for? Are you fucking kidding me? No. Practical magic? I'm not even kidding. No, I'm not kidding. There are hunters.

And also, have you seen Big Little Lies yet? Yeah. Yeah. Why are we having this conversation? Being bored by Nicole Kidman. I'm sorry, man. That's not her voice. Have you heard her real voice?

It's the most annoying accent in the world. Oh, yeah. It is the most piercing, aggravating. And she covers that up every day. Never. Did you have sex with Tom Cruise? Never. Not annoying.

Never. Never. Never. It is true. Even him. She always looks like she just got done running to me. I don't know. I've seen her in real life, and she looks porcelain.

Like, you don't even want to touch her. She's so... I fucking love her. She's made out of fondant. Fuck porcelain, man. I love Nicole Kidman. All right, that's fair. I just don't get it.

Sean, I guess you don't Sean your third pick Days of Confused oh yeah good choice all my shit is getting took because of the paddling stuff right yeah 100% it's just another one of those movies that I can't watch unless I'm going to do something dope

I was going to say let's get some fucking lights on, bro. I was getting too comfortable up here. There we go. All right. Yeah. Days of Confused. I just love, yeah. Fucking McConaughey being that creepy dude at a party that's way too old.

Older than everybody. Wait, what's going on here? I got a weird vibe. Sorry, there's lights. What's happening? Are we happening? Yeah, it's good. Are we going to show Days of Confused?

What's going on? Oh, is it just getting darker? It's becoming nighttime? God's starting to look away. Is that what you think nighttime is? Mommy, when should I get up? When God looks at you.

Oh, you got trauma, man. You just laughed like the beginning of Feel Good Inc. It was amazing. I do that every now and then. God looking away. Dazed and confused. Have you ever seen Dazed or Confused? That's not as good.

They're just all walking around dazed, but they know exactly where they're going. They have to take turns. You be confused, I'll be dazed. Yeah, it's a great movie. I mean, McConaughey, Timeless, and that motherfucker. The creep, the guy that didn't let go of high school. That's such a good fucking character.

I like any movie. Because that's the guy that bought us all beer. We all know him. Oh, yeah. His name was Adam Lucero. Micah Shulton bought my beer for me. I didn't get my guy's name because I didn't care.

I've talked about it on the pod before. We just stole it. We just walked into grocery stores and grabbed as many half racks as we could and walked out. Half racks. Wow. That's what we were doing in Beaverton. I don't know.

That is an unwatched. Wow. We would take shopping carts too. And I feel like I've talked about this on the pod before. I would also steal beef jerky because it was expensive. I am truly amazed. Yeah. We would just grab like hella

just be like Coors Light 36s and then just run out and we knew legally they couldn't touch us and then we would just a car would be parked around the corner

we'd run in there you knew legally they couldn't touch you yeah so they couldn't like tackle us and also they wouldn't because we were fucking swole dude

oh so you guys we would go to football parties and walk in and people would be like, yeah! And we're like, sex? And they're like, not for five years! What kind of...

That's the only part of the story I related to. Yeah, I get that part too, but I also love the part that's like, we were just a bunch of teen terrorists that would go into the store, this neighborhood market, and just be like, yeah, we're taking what we want. What are you going to do about it?

Nothing! One time, my friend Nick Manpay, not on the pod, not in the studio, not in the city, this neighborhood market and just be like, yeah, we're taking what we want. What are you going to do about it? Nothing! One time my friend Nick Manpay, not on the pod, not in the studio, not in the city, but he worked at this grocery store called Hagen and we engineered this plot where he would bit by bit put 30, just like big half racks of beer, like, by

the recycling. And like, we were, and this was pre-cell phone or like right when cell phones came out. So we couldn't really communicate. So we were like, all right, Nick said at 10 o'clock, there's going to be a bunch of beer by the,

the can do machines. And we pulled up and lo and behold, there was so much beer by the can do machine. And we were like, holy shit. And then Nick showed up at the party. Like after the shift was over at 1145, like a fucking hero.

It was pretty cool. Hi dude. It was like, oh, my God. Fucking Nick. Hi, dude. I love Nick. Oh, yeah. We used to smash mailboxes. I figured you would. Yeah.

It's not the same. We used to do gas runs because back in the day, you were actually allowed to pay after you pumped. Yeah. Yeah, you used to be able to pre-pump. Yeah, back when gas was like a nickel. You stole gas? Yeah, we did several gas runs and then one of the owners

chases in a minivan through the suburbs of Seattle for 20 minutes until we almost killed a construction worker to get out of the way. Yeah. And we made it.

You just had a knife to his throat? Like, dig it up, man! I was always in the car when the stealing happened. I was not a criminal. Yeah, I'm not going to incriminate myself anymore. I think the statute of limitations

is up, but I hope so anyway. If not, sorry the QFC in Beaverton. It's time for my third pick. With my third pick, I'm going to go to the documentary world and take Dave Chappelle's block party. Fuck you, man! Fuck!

Fuck! I fucking... Yeah! It's a fucking block party! It's amazing! I mean, yeah, dude, the Fugees are there. You know, Erica fucking Jill Scott is there. It's amazing i mean yeah the fujis are there you know erica fucking jill scott is there it's amazing yeah i truly feel so disrespected right now i really it's i really i'm first of all i didn't think of it which is upsetting to me i really thought i was gonna get it you that was on your i'm i'm disappointed in myself because i didn't even think about oh man really yeah i've

watched it with you i know but i didn't didn't... I considered it cinema, not a movie, so here I am. Listen, you have a lot of rules that I don't understand. Cinema, film, circle jerk, orgy. They've got themselves a marching band in this film, and it's wonderful. Yeah, that movie's... That film is great. It's really funny.

It's just fantastic. It feels like it would be so fun to be there I mean what an amazing concert yeah Lauryn Hill shows up you know it's great

yeah she did show up they filmed one in Seattle and I missed it they sold tickets immediately it sold out in 10 minutes so I just it always breaks my heart

because I'm like I could have done that yeah I could have been a contender could have been instead of what I am I think you guys picked all my picks. I'm kind of fucked. Yeah, you're fucked, dude.

You're going to be taking Halloween Treehouse of Horror Simpsons episodes from here on out. Dave Travelle's block party, I would keep commenting on it, but I'm going to move the podcast along into my next pick, which is going to be the fucking Godfather, dude, for the wedding at the beginning of it.

All I want is to go to a mob boss's daughter's wedding. The food would be amazing. People would be playing the tarantella. I would dance with a grandma. It would be amazing. It would be charming. I'd sit at a table while two Italian guys argued and I'd like weigh in like,

hey, you know. That would be my entire contribution to the conversation. Let me see De Niro real quick. That's a good. That's all right, man. That's a great De Niro on him He's a great De Niro

Could be I don't know Could be Hey, buddy It'd be so fun I might even go up and sing, you know I ate antipasto twice just because she is so nice Angelina

Angelina Way through is at the pizzeria You go there, you sing some of that. Maybe you sing, I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. Maybe in my opinion, I guarantee you'd be up there singing. So yeah, it was good. It'd just be fun, man. I would love to go to like a big fucking Italian wedding like that. So we're just

picking movies that have a party we like? Oh, hey. You don't get to fucking call us out for making weird pics. Wow. No, I'm just clarifying. What a 180 for young people. I'm clarifying. No, no, you chose to pull loose.

And this is literally the end of the movie, the party. So what are you trying to call people out for? I'm clarifying. I'm not calling them out. I'm just asking questions, man. Everybody talks. I can't ask questions. Yeah.

I don't need to stuff explained to me. I spit everywhere. I spit everywhere. I spit everywhere. You know what's embarrassing? When I got in the car to get here, I didn't put on any lotion, and I was like, I hope Solomon doesn't see that I'm ashy.

I've been kind of sweaty, so it's not as ashy as it is. Yeah, no, no. Yeah. But if you could see the crook of my hand. Yeah, it's a dangerous zone because he's a few shades darker than me, so it's like a chalkboard,

so you've got to be careful. Especially with you. Like, you're very much like... You're very much... Because Solomon will just be like, oh, your knees look weird. And it just... It hurts a lot.

Look, the fact that you can't feel how ashy they are is really beside you. Sometimes I'm just at home, Solomon. Sometimes I'm just at home watching TV, man. Yeah, well, I got ice too. I'm not hydrated all the time. I noticed immediately. Sean, time for your fourth pick.

So I had this on my list, but I wasn't sure if it was going to fly. But since you just picked that, I'm going to pick Boogie Nights. Well, yeah, of course. I didn't know if it was going to fly. But since you just picked that, I'm going to pick Boogie Nights. Fuck. Well, yeah, of course. I didn't know if it was like, but yeah, Boogie Nights. That's multiple parties in that movie. Yeah. Well, the one I'm focused on is the pool party where John C. Reilly's

making fucking marks. And he's like, how much do you bench? And he's about to tell me. He just slams the lid down and starts making the marks and doesn't let him finish. It's so tight. Oh, no. He goes, where do you work out? And then he starts fucking blending them all up. Right? Is that it?

I think so, yeah. Did I just have a stroke? What's going on? That's a party scene where Philip Seymour Hoffman pulls him off to the side. Oh no, that's the New Year's party. Can I kiss you on the mouth?

There's so many parties in that movie. That is a party movie. What do you think of my car? You like it? Is it cool? Can I kiss you? Yeah.

Can I kiss you on the mouth? And then he does. I'm going to be on Conan. I'm going to be on Conan. Syrup mountain. Huh? Nothing. Shane just said,

for everybody listening, Shane just said that we're all cool again. When Shane got Conan for the first time, we walked around Lloyd Center in Portland, Oregon, trying to find him an outfit for it. And Sean and I just walked around pretending to be Shane, like, I'm going to be on Conan. I need a shirt. Can you get it for me? He wasn't talking like that.

He was totally cool. But for some reason, Sean and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. For me, it was jealousy rearing its ugly head. I almost fell down three stories and died on an ice skating rink because I thought it was so funny. The people in the store must have thought we were lunatics. We were just over by like the button ups, bent over laughing at what seemed to be nothing. Shane was having an adult conversation about a denim button up. And we were like bent over and

expressed for him in like, you're not going to be a CUNY. I was fucking dying. I peed a little bit. I remember it. Happy birthday, Shane. And then he crashed on Conan and the rest is history. And he did. Is it my pick now?

Sean, how did you do on Conan? I don't do TV, but. Yeah, yeah. I got your back, Shane. Choice I make. It's not like every other one of my friends in here has been on television multiple times. I just choose not to do it. It's a personal thing.

Well, you know, the second time I went on Conan, it was. It was like I was always there, you know, never left. Oh, I know. You were so much less nervous, you know. Yeah. It's just so comfortable. Second time it was breezy. You take, the popcorn tasted better.

Andy laughed a little louder. It was fantastic, you know. I've been to Conan multiple times. The thing about you friends is, not only are we on TV, a lot of us are behind the scenes producing. Solomon, time for your fourth pick. I'm going to go

with another classic. I'm going to go with Risky Business. Another Tom Cruise sliding into the living room in his underwear, throwing Bronson Pinchot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bronson. Yes, he's his best friend in that movie. Fresh off Beverly Hills Cop? Yeah. Is it before or after? Right before. I think it was before. I think Risky Business Yes. Fresh off Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah. Is it before or after?

Right before. I think it was before. I think this might have been before Beverly Hills Cops where he played because he's in Beverly Hills Cops. He's the arms dealer. That's right. The art dealer. Art dealer that gets some weapons.

What am I confused? I keep forgetting things. Thank you. Wait, I was only a little wrong all family smartest in the game that's what's up risky business yeah to old time rock and roll by Bob Seger

that's a great fucking song I don't like your music I only like my music that's a great fuck you song I like that old time rock and roll. Damn. That kind of music just soothes the soul. I can't wait to hear you sing later.

Take the motor records off the shelf. I'd rather listen to them by myself. I would sing more boxing. I like disco better than that song. David. Don't try to take me to no disco. You won't even get me out of the flow.

You like that better than disco? Are you fucking kidding? I love disco. Disco is what glitter sounds like. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you kidding me? I love disco. Are you with the lyrics? That's crazy. I don't have to agree with the lyrics.

I don't drink whiskey out of a jar rule. I think it's a great song. I don't agree with the song, but it's the only song that I don't agree with. I love very much. That's fair. I have a lot of songs like that. Like I'm like,

I love everything you're, you hate, but I still love this song. I would sing more. I would sing more. Oh, I just fucking spaced on his name. Robert.

I would sing more Bob Seger at karaoke, but I look like I can sing Bob... Oh, I just fucking spaced on his name. Robert Seeger. I would sing more Bob Seeger at karaoke, but I look like I can sing Bob Seeger well, and I don't want to play into that. I understand. People see me, and they're like, this Bob Seeger singing motherfucker. And then I turn the page of the karaoke booklet.

The Television Academy of arts and sciences recently all right uh david boy time for your uh third or your fourth and fifth picks i'm taking as it is oh sorry i'm taking trading places when he first got money and he went to the bar and he was like what's up my limo's outside and then they have that crazy 80s coke and he went to the bar and he was like, what's up? My limo's outside. And then they have that crazy 80s coke party. And he kicks everybody the fuck out. Yeah, he was an asshole

for that. Why? Who's been smoking cools? They touched all, there was some disrespect That party was great. Everybody was naked. Yeah, but I don't want

to go to more parties where everybody's naked. See, this is where we, like you have to be respectful of the house that you're in. That's fair. But he didn't even know it was his house yet. He's still fucking messing up. I'm just saying, that party, you gotta let

them smoke pools inside, and you gotta get naked with them. No! They got a patio. Smoking outdoors. I never saw a patio. Wow. These, you, you, loose people shouldn't be loose. They should be... Loose people? Loose people? Loose people? First of all, I love loose people shouldn't be loose. They should be... Loose people? Loose people? Loose people?

First of all, I love loose people. I'm a loose people. I know you're a loose person. Look at me right now. I'm loose. Hey. Look,

that's how a relationship works. You're loose. I reel you back in. Make sure you stay alive for a few more years. Oh, that's true. You put me in many cars and sent me home.

You were so good at that. I've been put in a car and sent home by Solomon. It never makes you feel bad. You never feel like you're a dickhead. He's always just like, oh, you gotta go. He's like, it's in the book for you, honey. And then you're on your way home and he's like, he was dead on. You ever seen that face the people make

where the ground is too far away? And you're like'm gonna i'm gonna send you home yeah i just i have been known to make that face like like they're drunk they're trying to sit down but they can't they have to do it like a hand first like that's not how you sit you don't try you can sit regular you're like okay i've been sending you home christian ricketts had the great joke about it where it looks like you're riding the bus, but you're just standing still. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Christian Ricketts. Yeah, he rules.

That's so funny. Porkbelly futures, man. Fuck yeah. And my final party, I'm surprised I got this at the end. I don't think I knew how this draft was going to work. The wedding at the end of Hitch. That dance party?

Now that we found love, what are we going to do? Never watched Hitch. With it. I've also never seen Hitch. You've never seen it? It's my favorite romantic comedy. Are you a dickhead? What a weird fucking hill to live on. No, no, no, no. No, Solomon.

Hitch is fucking good, dude. I'm not going on this journey with either of you. I'm not going to be fooled. You've got to see Hitch. You're out of your mind. Solomon. You've got to see Hitch, man. You can't play Hitch out like that.

What do you think you wouldn't like about Hitch? What in there were you like? First of all, that's your image. Don't play Hitch out like that. Give me a second. What do you think you wouldn't like about Hitch? Like what in there where you're like, I'm not going to play it. Look, just talk about your movie. First of all, that's your Hitch. Ava Mendez. Like who else?

Will Smith. And who else? Kevin James. There we are. You're playing. Nah, man. Nah,

man. I'm not going to be it. I'm off the bus. Hitch is incredible. You're out of your life. Hitch is incredible. You're wrong. Hitch is an amazing movie. I love you, but you're wrong. Hitch is incredible. Hitch is incredible. You're wrong. Hitch is an amazing movie. I love you, but you're wrong. Hitch is incredible. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. And I said I would never be hurt like that again. That movie's so fucking good, bro. It like hurts my feelings that you don't like it. I never said I didn't like it. I just said I've never seen it. It's so good, man.

And at the end, they have a wedding and there's a dance party to Now That We Found Love by Heavy D, which is what everybody wants to fall in love to is to that song.

Eva Mendes. Was that me? I was trying. Oh, is that what it is? My best shot. That was your David impression? That was my David. Evil men dance!

Evil men dance! Oh, shit. David? Damn. Is that what I said? Is that what I said? I do yell. I do yell a lot.

I do yell a lot. Yeah, Hitch, man. It's incredible. Thank Williams. Oh, man. What a good party. And everybody's all dressed up. You know when all your friends are dressed up and dancing and it's like even that much more fun like at that wedding that we went to recently that

they weren't at i don't know i wasn't at it shane was there where where was i i don't know you guys oh i remember what i did that weekend is that the same weekend? I won a fucking Emmy. Hey, Solomon! Which one is the Emmy again? I try not to bring it up. It's the

fourth most important one. It's the one you get for doing plays. Oh, it's the easiest thing to get in the ego? It's the one you get for doing plays. Oh, it's the easiest thing to get in the ego? Malloy just heard that and he's beaten off by that. Yo! He's right!

He's right! He's right. It's really easy to get. And how many do the rest of you have? Yo, I'm not in it, man. You're in it. And I got my own stuff. I got stuff, man. You know.

You have your own ego. It's an ego waffle and a... You know there's a good chance I can get an Emmy, so you better be careful. I know you are. Not yet. Me and Sean can get some shit. Me and Sean are right.

We're going to get a Tony. Fuck you guys. That's really hard to get. They're going to call us the Tony brothers. You're going to write a musical called The Danking of the Buckness? The Danking of the Buckawkness. Dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank, dank.

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. Open on the South Pacific, a steam liner chugs along. Why don't you let me and Sean do the playwright? You know the funny thing about the Tony's, my first Emmy nomination was for writing on them. Solomon, it's your final pick. Calm down. He didn't win it.

Oh, Malloy just started beating off again. Hi. My final... Is this my final? Yes, sir. Is this the last one? This is the last one. Oh, man. We can hang out after this.

I wanted them to come with us. I'm kidding. Don't bother. Go to Funruckers, y'all. It's just so dope that you didn't know this was a live show. You have no idea how... When you walked in, you were just like,

well, what? First of all, A, a professional. I saw what was happening. I was like, still, into it. Didn't run away. Most of you guys would have shit in your pants if you were me. What the fuck is going on?

My final pick is a movie. I'm a big fan of New Year's Eve movies, and this one, I think, is really great, and it's 200 Cigarettes. Oh, shit. That's a good movie. You showed me that movie. I've never seen that movie.

I love that fucking movie so much. Martha Plimpton waiting for everybody to come to the party. I love that. Yeah, that movie is good. Shit. It's just a good movie. I've never seen it. I haven't seen it in years. It's been a long party. I love that. Yeah, that movie is good. It's just a good- I've never seen it.

I haven't seen it in years. It's been a long time. It is fantastic. It holds up because it's a throwback to the 80s and still- Isn't Downey Jr. in it? Huh? Downey Jr.?

In 200 Cigarettes? Yeah. Am I thinking of that? That's not the Jim Jarmusch movie. That's Coffee and Cigarettes, right? Yeah, that's the one with Iggy Pop and Method Manor. 200 Cigarettes is Christina Ricci.

Natasha Lyonne. Is that what you're saying? Courtney Love. Paul Rudd is in it. Yeah. There's a lot. A star-studded big movie. And there's a bunch of events

that lead up to pretty much no one showing up to this Martha Plimpton's party until the very last minute. And it's like it's almost like a John Hughes aspect to it.

Oh, nice. I love it so much. It's a great movie. It's a phenomenal movie. Paul Rudd in the cat. I think that was the last time Courtney Love had sanity. Fellow Portland State University alumni, Courtney Love, I can't drag her. Go Vikings. I love her

very much. I think she's one of the best. I loved her. I loved Courtney Love in Seattle the year Kurt Cobain died. People hated my guts. Shit. David didn't's one of the best. I loved her. I loved Courtney Love in Seattle the year Kurt Cobain died. People hated my guts. Shit. David didn't know Kurt Cobain died. Fuck, man. First Prince, now this. Yeah.

Prince drowned trying to save Kurt Cobain. Classic Prince. In Lake Minnetonka. I bet Prince was a hell of a swimmer. Oh, yeah, the butterfly? Yeah. Delicate flower.

Sean, time for your final pick. I forgot that these were here. Do you want to hear? There's three of these. You want to toss out these shirts? Marissa brought them and they're courtesy of Chris Massey did the design. I have a small. Who would. Yeah, shout out to Chris. I have a small.

Who would wear a small? There you go. Happy birthday. I have a medium. Wow. She earned it. She earned it. She earned it, man.

Shout out to Chris Massey. I got a 2X. He was rocking 2X. Yeah. Get your hands down. I understand. It's a reflex. I got a 2X. Here's Rocket 2X. Get your hands down! I understand. It's a reflex. You're putting it on immediately.

That is fantastic. I'd wear an Infowars shirt if it was 2X. We saw... He went to lunch with Alex Jones. Who did? Oh yeah, I know. Just the two of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the two of them, a meeting of the minds.

I was really worried they were pointing at me, and I was like, did I go to lunch with Alex Jones? If someone went, I'd be like, what happened? Yo, if I walked in on a lunch of you and Alex Jones, I would shit my pants. Just so we're clear, I didn't know what was happening. It was like seven years ago, but Alex Jones was at lunch, and I was there, and it was fucking wild, dude.

Did you really set up the circumstances for you to be meeting up with Alex Jones? I didn't meet up with him. I accidentally, I was with people. You were like, I was there for an MRA meeting, and he happened to be speaking at it. What was going on?

You always got some good ideas. Sorry, last pick, Sean. My last pick's going to be... I'm going to go with Go. Good movie, good movie, good movie. Oh, is that that rave movie? Timothy Olyphant, Katie Holmes,

Sarah Pauly, I believe. Right? Tiffany, did I say Tiffany? Timothy Olyphant. Timothy Olyphant. Yeah, Jay Moore, Scott Wolf. Oh, fucking William Fichtner is in there trying to pitch all the Amway to him. Oh God.

He's fucking great. I love him so much. He needs to get more, more stuff, period. He's a perfect character actor. Like he's the amount of famous that I would love to be where he can like go to target and it's fine. But he also probably gets to go to the Oscars. Have I seen what?

You ever seen drowning Mona? No. We played, but it's such a good movie. the Oscars. It's fine. Have I seen what? You ever seen Drowning Mona? No. It's such a good movie. I fucking love. He's so good. Yeah. Yeah, go. I just think that's a fun part of me. It's got drugs, you know. Let's go there. I think that was the first movie that I watched where I'm like, drugs are cool.

I want to do drugs now. They are pretty cool. It's time for my final pick. And with my final pick, I'm going to take another Drugs Are Cool movie. Nice. I do so much Molly that I have to take one that honors that.

I don't do that much Molly. I know which one you got now. I don't know. Do you think? I don't know. I'm going to take 24 Hour Party People. Is that what you thought? I was going to go with spring breakers.

Oh, no, no, no, no. 24-hour party people. That's a great one. Fucking Manchester, dude. Yes. England. Oh, bruv. The Happy Mondays, bruv.

I don't know. New Order, bruv. University, train it. Just fucking hanging out in fucking clubs, listening to that music, taking ecstasy at the time, wearing trainers, having been to university,

calling stuff safe. Was it proper or was it mental? Calling stuff proper and mental at the same time. Steve Coogan up in that motherfucker? Yeah, Steve Coogan, hell yeah. It's just a great movie. I saw it for the first time recently

and I was like, that's what's up. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, great movie. I forgot about it. I need to rewatch it now. Never heard of that movie in my whole life. It's great.

Steve Coogan is fantastic in it. I'm going to watch it. I think earlier movies. Yeah. Alan Partridge. So everybody think about it. The crowd is going crazy for here. I am just waiting for them to calm down.

Everybody's losing their mind. There's people fighting. It's a great movie. If you haven't seen it, it's really fun. It's about that Manchester music scene. Oh yeah, that Manchester music scene. Oh yeah, that Manchester music scene. Yeah, all those guys who came out of it like Stubbsy and Grindr.

Stubbsy and Grindr? Grindr? Grindr! Also, if you haven't seen People Just Do Nothing, fucking prop is safe, bruv. Oh, mental. It's mental. It's mental.

Alright, let's get Butcher's left. Alright. Alright, let's go look at Butcher's, man. Butcher's is running, man. Alright. Oh boy, you know, we keep doing it and they keep letting us. We sure do.

Even though I know what it means now. That was my final pick. Oh yeah, for the longest time, Sean didn't know that fanny was British slang for vagina. So he was walking around saying, all right, let's have a butcher's eat a fanny. Thinking it meant butt the way it does here. But noi, noi, noi, it means vagina.

He was saying, let's have a quick look at your vagina. It's fun to say that. It sure was. Fun to say that like an NPR reporter. And Sean thought it meant, let's have a quick look at your vagina. Christian Foden, Venzel, NPR. So that was a fun. Huh?

We left a lot of great ones. Oh, we left some good ones on the fucking board. House Party 2, House Party 3. That lot of great ones. Oh, we left some good ones on the fucking board. House Party 2. House Party 3. If we're going through. Oh, yeah. I mean, Goodfellas, the Copacabana scene was a fucking party and a half thing. Oh, how Stella got her groove back when they're in Jamaica.

Badger Party. The quintessential. The Great Gatsby. Yeah. Hot air balloon landing. Come on. What about American Pie? Yeah. Porky's. That's a big party. Saturday Night Fever. Yeah. Hot air balloon landing? Come on. What about American Pie? Saturday Night Fever?

PCU Die Hard? That was a Christmas party. That's an insane pick, but I like it. Rocky Horror Picture Show? Moulin Rouge? Project X? I've never seen Project X, but I love it. Rules of Attraction?

The guy that made it is awful. Take Me Home Tonight? Yeah. Boy is good. I like that movie. Office Christmas Party was fun. Road Trip, Office Christmas Party. Road Trip. What did you say?

John Wick 2? Oh, yeah! Is it partied? Oh, yes, there is. You know, there's like a rave and people getting shot. I mean, also Blade. Blade.

There's Blade. There are so many. We could draft movies where there's a rave, but violence is happening secretly. Like, that's like a huge thing that happens in

movies. Yeah. I remember I was talking about that on Twitter and I called it techno music and the guy who did the music programming for John Wick 2 got mad at me. He's like, it's not techno,

it's house. And I was like, yeah, it's techno. Fuck you. I've gotten that before as just being a homosexual in the wild and people are really uptight about their EDM music and I'm like, guys, calm down. It is the longest song in the world.

That's what it is. No one's called a techno since the 80s. I'm like, tell everyone. What am I supposed to do about it? David, you went first. You can't hardly wait. Damn it. Yeah.

And then I can't. Oh, Footloose, Wayne's World, Trading Places, and then Hitch. You. Yeah, stand behind it. I stand behind it. Solomon, Giorgio, you took House Party, Animal House, Eyes Wide Shut, Risky Business, and then 200 Cigarettes. Yeah. Sean, you went third.

You took Superbad, Van Wilder, Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights, and then Go, a strong grab for Sean. I think Sean might take it. I think he might too. That's like pretty solid. I went last. I took Old School, Wedding Crashers, Dave Chappelle's Block Party,

The Godfather, and then 24-Hour Party People. Hell yeah. Big carbs. We mentioned the good ones we left on the board, so we will sashay on past that. Keep it going for Super Producer Marissa, everyone. How about it?

How about it real quick for Steve as well? Hop it in. Shout out to Mike Malloy. Shout out to Shane Torres. Shout out to Phoebe Bottoms. Shout out to Chris Chappentier. Shout out to Charlie Malloy. Shout out to Shane Torres. Shout out to Phoebe Bottoms. Shout out to Chris Chappentier. Shout out to Shirley Ann Harper. Shout out to Isaac Lee in the house.

Paulo, we see you too, baby. Shout out to Sib the Dude. Shout out to Frankie Ocean. What is it? I was just saying Haji Beats. Oh, shout out to Haji Beats. Shout out to Owls, all of you, except for fucking Snowy Owls.

You know what you did. You know what you did. You know what you motherfucking did. Shout out to Microwave Burritos from the Resa Brand Company. Man, for real. And the Chimichangas. That got me through hard times. Yeah, dude, those changas.

Even though you support Oregon State more than Oregon, it's cool. We appreciate the burritos. Shout out to fucking potato salad. Shout out to corn roi. Shout out to chips. Shout out to chips, dude. The show and the food. Yeah. Are we talking about French fries or crisps? We're talking about...

Shout out to crisps, bro. Shout out to All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that just... Shout out to St. Sue Carmel. Shout out to Nick Nampa. Shout out to Ivan Carmel on this, the week where Yom Kippur happens. I don't know. What else, baby? Thank you very much.

Happy birthday to you. Shout out to Nitz Bluff in the house. Shout out to Harper. I don't know where he is. We talked about the Harper, dude. Shout out to Charlie Conley. Shout out to fucking Karen. What up, Karen? I don't know. More important than all of that,

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