All Fantasy Everything - Places to Hang Out (w/ Solomon Georgio)

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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The fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture. Oh wow. Yeah. That is a mouthful. It is a lot. Give yourself credit for that. Thank you very much.

Years of saying that. I never do. He doesn't mind giving himself credit for stuff. I just want to feed the ego Should have seen him the year before when he was an Emmy loser I was like, I can't. I can't. I can't. It was a rough night. I want a hammy once.

I wasn't a rough guy when I lost. No, no, it was funny because you came, I remember you came home and then I went to go get Weed with Zach and you're like, are you mad at me? I was like, no, I just want to drive. Like it's just fun to drive around. Oh yeah, you guys just left. Cause we left and I felt, I'm like,

I hope he doesn't think we're like mad at him. I don't know what it would have been for him. You were like, you can't hang out. Not winning an Emmy, I was disappointed. Did you win an Emmy when you showed up to the satellite that night? No, that was, I think I wasn't nominated, but our show was for that one.

No, where I showed up in a tuxedo. Oh, and then you did, and then they're like, hey, you're gonna go at like 12, 30, and you're like, no, I'm not. Well, that show sucked for a few reasons. Like, I was a little bit drunk, and I got drunker once I got to the satellite. It was Brandon Wardell's show

that he used to have at the satellite. That's what it was. Brandon Wardell's girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, was doing a PowerPoint presentation on their relationship. That was the same night. That I was supposed to go up after. She had a 15 minute spot, we all did. It went 45 minutes.

Yeah. And backstage, ever since this, I've said his name wrong because I'm so into it, because I got it wrong. Amine. Amine. Amine.

Amine. Amine. Amine. Fuck me, god damn it. On the record again. Amine, who like, from Portland and makes amazing music. He's a rapper from Portland. He doesn't come around a lot.

It does not happen a lot. You don't get a lot of bites of that apple. Shout out to my capes and Mel. Me, Amine and my capes. And Sean Jordan. But I blew it to his face. To his face I said his name wrong. Did you say Amine and then he didn't like it? I don't even remember what content.

Whatever it was, it was not how you said it. I said it wrong. He corrected you right there. He corrected me to my face. And I don't know why I would have even been saying his name to him. Maybe I said, are you Arminet? It was something like that.

And he didn't do it in like a fuck you. He was just like, what, it's this, you know. You weren't there. Yeah, I was standing right there. I was on the show. Well, here's the thing, if somebody says your name wrong. You were on the show? I went before you.

Oh. That's how drunk you were. That's why we were hanging out. Okay, of course. He was on the show. If somebody says your name wrong, you do it. I went before you. Oh, that's how drunk you were. That's why we were hanging out. Okay, of course. You were there? No, he had an edge to it. I think we did the show because we were on it together. So one of us hopped on because the other one was on.

Here's the thing is sometimes social anxiety makes us think that there's an edge to a thing that's not an edge to. Maybe that's what it was. Sometimes rappers have a mystique in general. I was so embarrassed. But on average, people tend to correct somebody after they say that's what it was. Sometimes rappers have a mystique in general. I was so embarrassed. But on average, people tend to correct somebody after they say they did him wrong.

As he should have. And it's never like intentionally, I've done it, it's never malicious. You were like, anime. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I called him Animorphs, and he corrected me to my face. He, um, no, but I felt so bad, and I was so embarrassed, and like. And he wasn't even a flash in the pan rapper. He's really in my face. He, no, but I felt so bad, I was so embarrassed and like. And he wasn't even a Flash in the Pan rapper. He's really still making jacks. He just got an honorary doctorate from the college we both went to. Damn.

Damn. Do you feel like that means they're probably not gonna give you one? It crossed my mind. Oh, for sure. It crossed my mind. They gave me an, I got like a distinguished alumni award from them,

because it's Portland State University. So there's not a lot of us. And it's like this little glass thing. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I was really proud of it. I'm like, that's cool, man. You know, like they really love me. And then I saw that they gave him his own day

and this big honorary doctorate and had him speak at graduation. And they should, and I shouldn't, but it's still, it occurred to me. Next time you're gonna be like Dr. Omene? Doctor. Dr. Omene? Doctor.

Doctor Omene? He rules. Yeah he does. He really is fantastic. Everything about him is so cool and I blew it. Ah, you're super cool too, bud. You'll get a day. One day.

One day. Maybe two. Weston? Well, not only greedy. Well, you had an elementary school. How many schools, can your elementary school give you stuff? Can they give you a doctorate?

That'd be hilarious if they did. They give you a. David Borey has an honorary doctorate. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I go back there, they put extra ants on my log. Yeah, two chocolate milks like we're in prison, dude. They hook it up. What can I say, baby? You put extra ants on my log. Just Dean Martin getting the doctorate. To be fair, raisins are not a good representation of ants. No, no.

I was critical of ants on a log two podcasts ago. He did like it. Oh, wow. Well, here we are again. I don't think a celery is a Log two podcasts ago. He did like it. Oh wow, here we are again. I think it's, I don't think a celery is a good place to hold a sweet thing. I don't think celery is a good place to do anything.

Absolutely not. A ranch is sweet, no? What? What? A little bit, right? No, I don't think so. But maybe I'm wrong. I don't think it's a little sweet.

The ranch from Adventures in Hollywood with Three Six Mafia. She put sugar in the ranch dressing. Well she was trying to make whipped cream. Yeah, she was trying to make whipped cream. That was sweet ranch. What would you say ranch is savory? It seems like pretty sweet to me.

Salty dill. It's very savory I feel like. It has a lot of glutamic acid. That's what it's really. Yeah, exactly. We all knew that. I listen I got my honorary doctor That's what they tell you when they give it to you Glucamity right glutamic acid glutamic acid totally. Yeah, what is glucamic acid? I usually say why is it? When is it who is you know so many questions?

Why is it? When is it? Who is, you know? So many questions. God is a woman. God is a woman. I just skip any sort of nuance. I'm like, no, she's a girl, dude. Yeah, that's a lady. I'm your host, Ian Carmel.

Mm-hmm. Oh, our guest today. Oh, you're backwards. Is our friend. He's upside down. Comedian. Oh. Writer. All Fancy Everything favorite. Yes. Been too long since we've seen you. Oh, you're backwards. Is our friend, he's upside down, comedian, writer, all-fancy-everything favorite.

Yes. Been too long since we've It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. I am so sorry. It's all right, we're so sorry. You're busy, no.

No, it was me, I did it. I think we tried a few times, but you literally got busy because you can't stop working. No, I can stop. I took a break, but yeah. A strike. Well, yeah, there was a strike. can stop. I took a break, but yeah. Strike. Well, yeah, there was a strike. Did you take a break for yourself?

Like you really did take a break for a while? No, no, no, no, no, no. I took a break cause Hollywood was like, we're not making anything. Yeah, we get a lot of those. Hollywood ain't kicking my door down, so I don't know when they're on or off. He's like, you seem hopeful.

Let me kick the brakes real quick. Turn it down for a minute. Who's your dad? No. No, no, no, no, no. Solomon Moonbeam. Oh, you came here? Yeah That's an R. That's fucking name right there. I know when a less moon business kids. I know he was a nice guy Are we We're jumping back into the Patreon exclusive We put that behind a wall Isaac's got a lot of stuff if we ever wrong him. Mm-hmm. Oh man. Yeah, you guys can never get rid of. Do you keep it on ice? No pun intended.

You better. I keep it on ice. Some of the riskier. Oh, memory. I can't wait for your retrospective ice on ice. Ice on ice. My autobiography? Ooh, is it like, the cover's like you

like asking yourself a hard question. Yeah, and then the other one's like, hey, hey, hey. Visual, we're on YouTube. You can see that. I'm wondering the statute on that. You can see that. You can see that. I'm wondering the statute on that. I'm gonna say it every time. You can watch, you're listening to this right now,

you can also watch us. You can watch us on YouTube. Thank you for watching us on YouTube. You know what? Green shirt. Just heads up, there's a little blue star on my face. It is a pimple and I am 43 and it is disrespectful that it happened to me. You're 43?

Yes, that's, yeah, yeah. You look amazing. For now, for now. I think you're gonna hold up for a while. Just so you know that he's serious, I'm also 43. He's well yeah, yeah. You look amazing. For now, for now. I think you're gonna hold up for a while. Just so you know that he's serious, I'm also 43. He's well aware, never said that to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys all look-

I told him I'm 43, he's like, and you look like you're 43. Yeah, he says really in a much different tone. Yeah. Really? We're 40, we're different 43. He just looks at me, he's like, how long do you think yours are?

I think maybe you're 70. One's from the continent, one's the continental. Sorry, I'm a five star 43. I ain't. I'm a middle of them all, kiosk 43. I'm just 40, but I've got a routine going right now. You look amazing. I didn't do the retina last night.

All of you look amazing. Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm 38. It's nuts. Yeah, you're here too, man. No, you did your routine last night, I saw. What? Yeah, when I brushed my teeth? Yeah. Yeah, I floss and I brush my teeth. I floss and brush my teeth.

Yeah, yeah, I do that as well. Y'all floss? Yes. Oh, not on the road, really. With the hook. Yeah, I got the little hooky thingies. Oh, the hook changed my life. I also have a water flosser. Oh, I got the little hooky thingies. The hook changed my life. I also have a water floster.

Oh, you got a water pick? I like a water pick. I like a water pick. The white fuse is one of those. The floss loosens up, water pick, washes it back. My hygienist is stressing me to get the water pick, but I'm like, bro, I can't, it's so much.

It's not that bad. So much worse. It's actually less, it's like it's- You gotta like heat the water, don't you? You gotta have like warm water. Why do you gotta heat the water? What are you doing? It's like a bid It's not that so much. It's actually less like it's you gotta like heat the water don't you gotta like warm water? What are you talking about a for your mouth? No, you can just just do like don't do David comes out of the bathroom The other day is like he's like I don't love the bidet because we got a bidet at the crib Yeah, and I I got to check back in every now and again to see if you don't like bidets No, I've never tried it. Oh, I think I hemorrhoid. I should try it. I spend a whole minute hosing down. It's really really... Here's what I think it is. I think it's a surface area that takes a long time to dry and I don't like living wet.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Don't you wipe afterwards, right? I do the pat down wipe, but the issue is as I get older every year I feel like two more wipes are added to the situation and I'm just fucking rubbing it raw now. Well, I go until... that's why I think I have a hemorrhoid. I go until there's nothing on the toilet paper. You know what can save that fucking hemorrhoid tissue? Water.

Some fucking nice brisk water, clearing it off and all you gotta do is dab, dab, dab and you're off to go. Blast it while we get back. I'm just gonna take a shower after every poop. Give it a go. There's way in there. Use it, use it.

I'll do it. All right, I'll do it. The first time is weird but afterwards. Okay. I feel like you use it use it. All right, I'll do it. I think I'll do it the first time is weird, but afterwards Okay, I feel like you use bidets. I love a bidet. I do not own a bidet, but every time every chance I get Every chance I get maybe maybe we'll get you one for your birthday Bidet sounds like a Martin Lawrence character You'll get one for free It's like Martin doing a French kid, which I can't even do an impression. It's too deep for me Yeah, bode's bode's bodeys, bodeys, big bodeys, send one. Bodacious bodeys.

Send Sean a free bodacious bodey. Isaac's outta here, dude. Why, we're gonna have the Henley battle of 25, dude. Oh, you're both wearing Henleys. Wow. Yeah. So, Solomon's our guest. Yes.

And we're so happy to have you here. Happy to be here. Wow. Yeah. So Solomon's our guest. Yes. And we're so happy to have you here. I'm happy to be here. Today we are drafting places to hang out. Best places to hang with your friends. Best places to hang with your friends. Yep. It's been cooking for a while.

Very excited. We are all champion hanger outers. Yeah. Oh yeah, hanging tough. It's all that got me through living and like being broke and living here. Yeah. The only thing that like kept me going was hanging out hanging out is the point of life in many ways It is I mean, I think sometimes with comedians especially like the reason to wake up in the morning and go outside

It's like oh, there's a potential the best hang out front of like I don't want to stay away Yeah, but the hang that some comedians have regularly there's a lot of guys where you're like, I don't wanna stay pitched. But the hang that some comedians have regularly, there's a lot of guys where you're like, I know this is all you have. This is more important than the show. This is what you got. My favorite thing about art, when I get to hang out with y'all specifically,

is that it's not everyone trying to be too funny. That's when you're with comedians. I'm not going to be too funny! Top of the morning! You know? So they're gonna funner. Top of the morning. You know? So they're gonna borrow my ranch. Ha ha ha. Hate that guy.

Yeah. But you're at a festival and that, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, but you're somewhere and it's like a bunch of comedians specifically and everyone's so funny and it gets to be a little exhausting. It's fun just to kick it and naturally be funny sometimes. Festival stress me out.

I didn't mean to bore you. Sometimes people are tired, you know. I don't give a fuck you woke up before he's so mean to me It's your fucking hand on your side of the couch. You're loafers on my side Both dads we are Wait, is that a moccasin? What is that? Oh, no, no, it's that sabba. I don't really know what. They come with like the second, yeah. Yeah. You're like. Yeah. I just pinched my leg. I pulled some leg hair out. Wow.

Did you pull it out? I was going to, but then I stopped. Now people can finally see, they can know the truth. I have a high arch, which makes some shoes really difficult, but these ones are hanging in there. It's a real thick. I've been looking at some kind of a leather base. Yeah.

I think you should get into it. You got a high arch too? No, I just have so many base. Yeah. I think you get into it. You got a high arch too? No, I just have so many sneakers, man. I gotta figure it out. I'm gonna be forced to. You want like a pair of nice ones? But I don't want like, I want more like that. I know what you mean, not like expensive dunks.

I'll send you a link right now for that. I wanna look like I barbecue better than I do. What about Toms? Aren't those like, those are all right? That's not what we're talking about. Slides. I thought those are expensive. I have so many. I got slides. I know that's just for me that the ultimate comfort shoe. What do you say? Well you are an Osaka band and I know you were right. You're

like the Tigers. I love the Osaka Tigers but now I've switched over to the the Shoto, Adidas Shoto's. Okay you are also a big Converse guy. Yeah I backed out of Converse. I can't do that though. I backed out of Converse because they ruined my feet. They're not for fat people. I'm full time Adidas. I got a couple nails that are not gonna grow right for the rest of my life because of Converse. I played a Wreckling Basketball game

in a pair of Chuck Taylors because I wanted to like, I was like, this is what they used to play in. I was 16. No, you needed the technology. I needed the technology. I didn't work for four days at the age of 16. No, you needed the technology. I needed the technology. I didn't work for four days at the age of 16. Like that's how bad it fucked me up. Yeah.

I'm getting emotional about it. Oh no, that was a bummer. Through your pants, dude. Why are you trying to grab the end of my penis? Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean. The big white hope. This comes out July what, 17th? 17th. 17th. Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, How, this is a question that pertains to you and your mother's African heritage. I didn't even know it was a white guy when I was little. Paul Simon? I didn't know about Simon and Garfunkel.

I only knew about Graceland. I wanted, that's my question. It's weird, the ladies with black Mambazo thing. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately I think Garfunkel is the better person of the two. Of Simon and Garfunkel, like as far as people go? As people.

I don't know anything. I only even know that album, that one album. Was there, is it like, was there any, there was no like, he's like a tourist in our culture or was it like a celebration? Was there any of that? Did any of that come? I didn't know anything about it.

I thought it was African music. Did you think it was? Because she would back to back it with like Lucky Dubay and like Peter Tosh. So I didn't even, I never, she played it with the African. It would be like Mori Kante and then. Call me Al. Yeah, yeah, so I didn't, I just thought it was,

and it was like, you know, it's got those drums. David Smith, Lady Smith Black Mambazo, that's an African group. Yeah. Right, okay. Well, Lady Black Mambazo, yeah, they're the ones, Lion King. They're the ones singing on, on that album.

I'm gonna be a mighty king. No, that was Van Halen. That was... Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Lady Smith Black Mambazo is the group that's on all over Graceland. They're the one. Yeah. Yeah, that's Swahili. Yeah.

It's one of those things where you're like, maybe I'm a them fan, really. Yeah. Yeah. I, I'll, in the Napster age. It'd be hilarious if your mom has no idea who Lady Black Smith Mambazo is. I don't think, I've never heard them referenced. My mom has no idea. She's like, that sounds just like Paul Simon. I'll tell you that. For god damn sure. Kelly Jordan've never heard them referenced. My mom has no idea. She's like, that sounds just like Paul Simon.

I'll tell you that. For god damn sure. Kelly Jordan's never heard of them. Black Chair never got ladies from Black Mamba. You know what, she might. Don't put a pass on her. Are they in Muse? Then maybe my mom's heard of them.

Yeah. They might be. They might have done a thing. They might be, they've gone far. They might have done like a Kith collab or something. Places to hang out with your friends. Yeah, well I'm gonna do- Where are you? Where can people see you? July 17th?

I got nothing for the rest of the month. In August 15th, I'll be in Minneapolis with Zach. And August 16th, we'll be in Chicago. And that's it for like date dates. David Bord here. He's gonna be at Paul Simon tonight. Or Lady Smith Black Bambazo. I feel like those tickets would have been cheaper than what I paid. He's gonna be at Paul Simon tonight. Or Lady Smith Black Bambasas. Or Lady Smith Black Bambasas.

I feel like those tickets would have been cheaper than what I paid. Can we ask how much it were? Or is that on Couth? Dude, just black bar me. Bro, I got three, cause me, her, I'm gonna take my brother. It's like, each.

Each? Yeah, we're up. Are you getting like in the VIP? We're up there. And that's a rare, I feel like I never see Tom, Each each yeah, we're we're you must are you getting like in the bit? Okay, and that's a rare I feel I'll never see Tom Paul Simon on tour But this is also you got to keep this out I hate that I have to cut everything out Funny cut is anyway. So Paul Simon, man. Lady Smith, black marbles. Yeah.

Dates, you got anything coming up? No, I'm not gonna, July I'm not going nowhere. Beautiful. Solomon Jordan is here. August 17th, I'll actually will be at Mississippi Studio. July 17th. July 17th. Oh no, this is coming out July 17th.

But people will know, it's a month. I got nothing. July 17th. I know this is coming out July 17th, but. People will know. I'll give them a month to get to know. I got nothing after July 17th, but August. You're going to be in Portland. August 17th I will be at Mississippi Studios. August 17th. What are you doing? Let him.

I'm trying, sorry, yeah, I'm trying to get to. He's trying to remember for himself. Trying to see if I can be there. We're gonna hang out. He's gonna be there with me. You keep going. But yeah, August 17th I'll be in Mississippi Studios. Mississippi Studios? Mississippi Studio, Mississippi Studios

Let's do it I'll fly up and open for you that would be late that'd be late Whoa. Like whatever. Damn. Whatever man, happy to do this. But if you guys wanna hang out in Portland on August 17th, we can do that. Absolutely. Hell yeah.

I hate the color of Red Bull. Oh, it's a Red Bull. That's a Red Bull? That's a Red Bull? It looks like piss. That's psychotic. It looks exactly like piss. I've never seen one in a cup.

It looks exactly like piss. Yeah, because it looks like piss. Yeah, unless it's got a little Yeager in there and they're bombing it. I've never seen it like a gentleman like Wow Across that street we can go do one. I used to do this with sparks too Make your body explode Now yes back then I was like 22.

Isn't it crazy? Now it would be like trying to pour jet fuel into a Honda. Oh yeah. Where it would just like the motor would know what to do with it. It would just explode. I can't even smell rebel without like wanting to puke a little bit.

Yeah, it's connected so deeply to me. Are you still doing the Agar Balls? No, it's been a while. I just said let's go do one. It's been a long time, but I used to, we'd do like 20, no joke, we'd do like 20 been a while. I just said, let's go do one. It's been a long time, but I used to, we'd do like 20. No joke, we'd do like 20 in a night. I mean, days and days and days and weeks in a row.

We would just live like that. I've done a drop shot in a long time and they were like getting like outrageous too. No, now it would be like, I mean, they made the cups for them. I mean, they made the cups for them. Yeah. God, that sounds gross.

But they made the drop shot cups where it'd have the little reservoir in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd fill it shot cups where it'd be it have the little reservoir One that tastes like bull around it that tasted like like a Jolly Rancher. Oh, yeah Kids have those borgs It's a borg The you know what I'm talking about right? I do not in the it's like in the milk And it's like they put like electrolytes and stuff and then it's liquor Oh, oh, yeah, the little jugs, it looks like a little juice box.

Of like gully. But it's like a milk jug. So like jungle juice, kinda. Yeah. But they put electrolyte stuff. So they don't get hungover? I think that's the thought, but. That's like healthy lean.

That hangover's coming. Yeah. That hangover's coming. You can't. Your boy and me, let me air out of me and Alhassan real quick. He's like, oh, I don't get hangovers. And then the next day at our show, he's just passed out sleeping in the crowd.

I'm like, well that, and he's like, no, I was tired. You're hungover, my friend. That's what hangover is. That's a goddamn hangover. That's what that is. That's feeling like exhaustion and lethargy. Oh, I think I have the flu. Like, no, you don't.

Your body does not receive rest. You're hungover. It's like, I don't know, I don't know, however, can you wake up in the morning and go for a run then? No, no, I do like, I'm not hungover. Can you wake up in the morning and go for a run then? No, I do remember not getting. No, I do remember not getting. Oh man, that whiskey's the one, the layover whiskey,

that smell of drunk funk the next day. Laura gets so mad about it. Being in an airport, stinking like whiskey sucks. We have those agreements now, if I wanna go out where I'm like, I won't drink what you hate. Yeah, whiskey's the one that definitely like that. That like seeps through your pores. You snore and it's just like,

wha! Have you sat next to somebody going through the whiskey hangover on a plane now and be like, I deserve this, I deserve, I earned every second of how awful this is. Cause it sucks. Yeah. They don't make earbuds for your nose. It's always impressive to see some, like if you're smelling someone's drunk before them saying anything. It sucks. Yeah. They don't make earbuds for your nose.

It's always impressive to see some, like if you're smelling someone's drunk before them saying anything. It's the one time when I understand, I'm like, okay, it sucks that I'm fat and smell like that. Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, you know what? All right, all right, this time, that's on me. Let me walk across the aisle to you right now. No.

I get it, I get it, that sucks. This isn't the airline's fault. This sucks. It's you and your daughter. You had to take the middle seat because you don't want her sitting next to you. That is honey switch. I'm wearing a dumb ass Comedy Central hat.

Also taking somebody seriously with wine teeth. Like a fully red, grapey mouth and you're like, okay. It is not for you, like you know your roots are dying. That's what you're doing. You're dying your teeth and your gums are, oh yeah. It's a good thing I'm a beacon of health. Absolutely, absolutely. Clear alcohol. You can see the mud portion through your face. As you get older, that's really good thing I'm a beacon of health. Absolutely. Clear alcohol. You can see the blood coursing best way to go. As you get older, that's really all you can do.

Clear alcohol with a soda, you're not going to smell like anything. Oh, that's great. And your teeth are not going to be blood red. No. I do think tequila, I can put away an amount of tequila where you start to smell it tomorrow. Here's the thing, tequila will definitely destroy my bowels the next day. Uh-huh So what are you okay? So I've tried to do like chilled Tito's is what I moved on to and I always feel like I'm getting on every single Person's nerves who has to do the chilling of the Tito's

What do you ask like if you order you like a vomit a bar? I'm like, let me get a double chilled Tito's or something and they're like, why do you a double chilled? Fuck a straight up. Why don't you just get it on the rocks? I don't even know what you're doing. You're just doing vodka straight up? Why don't you just get it on the rocks? Okay, so here's the thing. I don't want it on the rocks. What you're doing is the insane part, which is straight up.

You put it in a shaker with ice and chill it, and then you give it to me. You don't like a vodka tonic? Is that you don't like a tonic? I don't know, I don't like the bubbles. Like a vodka soda? I don't like the bubbles. Vodka water.

That's, that's good. Well, also, I do with teatoes and pineapple juice. There we go. But a lot of pineapple juice will get you. Yo, we're so awsh bro. This used to be, this used to be, we get drunk and do cold pain.

This was the same group of people on the same podcast. I have done three layers of drugs and used an afghan as a shawl and just talked in rhymes for the whole day. But here I am, my tummy hurts Three layers of drugs and use an afghan as a shawl For the whole day It's you know, that's just where we're at. Yeah, but here I am with Gerd and that's the way I got a dog now

Do you have any other dates you want to point people towards? That's the only one I have so far. Beautiful. My name is Ian Carmel at Ian Carmel across platforms, Blue Sky, Instagram Check me out everywhere. You can watch my special comfort beyond God's foresight on YouTube Louded by the New York Times, Vulture, and New York Magazine as pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. New York Magazine. They didn't say that in words,

but the tenor of all of it was, oh, that's pretty good. You know? It's just like, uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's done this before. Yeah, maybe more of a writer,

but good for him, you know? You know what? Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. Good to watch. Good to watch. Well, if he does another one in five years, that'll feel right. Maybe more of a writer, but good for him, you know Well, if he does another one in five years that'll feel right only once but yeah, I did watch it Um, I have a book T-shirt swim club It's also good. Check that out. Read it. You read it. What are you named for a book? Thank you very much Very proud of the name

Everything in the book after that, less proud of, no it's good, it's a good book. Pretty good. And just be excellent to each other. I don't know, we don't have anything to pro, we'll be at High Plains. Yeah. Let's got it by now.

If they're not telling people. Yeah of course, I mean we always tell them early anyways. They don't put the tickets on sale till like a week before. Of course we were gonna be there. We were always gonna be there. Yeah we were never gonna know. Yeah. That's it. We were gonna be here. We were always gonna be there. Yeah, we were never gonna not. Uh, that's it? We were gonna be here today, not...

With a jump off. ...to talk about how we can't drink pineapple juice anymore. I can drink it. But not too much. Not too much? I got 10 ounces in me in a day. A breakfast pineapple juice feels like a good move for later in life. It's still just, it's hard.

As a mixer, it's not too much. It's not too much. And I usually do pineapple and soda. That's kind of what I would have to do. I like a grapefruit juice if I'm doing a tequila. My old lady was just getting on me about, she was making fun of me for grapefruit juice. What was she saying? She said it sucks.

It does suck, by the way. She said everybody hates you. I'm fine with it. I hate it. I'm fine with it. What I'm kind of disappointed by is that there's a lack of apple juice representation at bars. That's a great point.

And it goes so well with so many things. Come on, you remember junior high school. Why is that? Cut it with AJ. Why did apple juice never catch on at bars? I don't know. Like they added as a flavor profile to some things, but it's like, man, if I could just go to the bar and order like a whiskey apple juice, that sounds great

That sounds so much better than orange juice. Yeah. Yeah Everything you mix with orange juice is a pretty good mixer I feel like when it comes like just juices apple juice is like the stomach settler. Yeah, it's calm. It's not acidic It's just yeah, go to OJ makes me feel like I'm sick It's not acidic. It's just yeah, go through. Oh, do you make me feel like I'm sick? Like I have that connotation with his toothpaste mouth orange juices is yeah bullshit I feel like every mix of the bars like you just see him turn it. I give you heartburn with some more heartburn Yeah, it's like heartburn lasagna. It's just so much heartburn They're playing Coachella

They're gonna be on the backstage, but you know. Yeah, they're not invited, but they'll be there. Do you have IBS? Do you have to get diagnosed with that, or are you just like, yeah, I got it? I'm pretty sure I got it. Irritable bowel syndrome. I think most syndromes you gotta get.

Yeah, I think once it's a syndrome. Why have IB then? For sure. They're irritated. IB freely? IB freely. Laura, I said my poop feels weird. Back off. I got weird poop.

You know what? I'm not gonna go get diagnosed. Is that kind of money? You're all like Play-Doh. It's dry. Yeah, diagnosis money is a lot to have. Yeah. You insured?

Yeah, man. I have a kid. Okay. I don't know. Hey, hey, somebody from many kids, I hate Yeah. You insured? Yeah, man, I have like, could. Okay. I don't know. Hey, as somebody with, for many kids, I ain't, doesn't ever insure. Yeah. I, that's, yeah.

It is, it is. I can't be out here buying shoes if I don't have insurance. I didn't know, yeah. Yeah. It's good to check in on your friends. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Just a few years after Brian. Yeah. Hey, I forgot to add. Maxine's four now, you got insurance? I know we've been going to 70 times since your kid was born. But I forgot to ask you, did you pay that hospital bill?

What do they do? You have a chance. Can I ask you guys one more question I've been wondering lately? How much does it cost to have a kid? Just like the actual- It's like 30 grand. Yeah.

Really? Per year? No, to have a labor. Just to have the whole- The delivery. I think it's more than that a kid. Just like the actual- It's like 30 grand. Really? Per year? No, to have a labor. The delivery. I think it's more than that a year. The hospital stay, the labor delivery. If you don't have insurance, it's probably like 30 grand, right?

Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, with insurance, it was like 1500 or something. I could not, I know I'm not worth 30K. I know, I know, I get a lot of pressure on the kid. Not fresh out, I had to prove myself. I look at my son dead in the eyes every morning when he wakes up, I'm like, you better hit that fucking line of drive.

You better be able to hit the curve ball. Imagine if you put another 20 racks on the kiddie going through IVF, holy cow. It's not a contest, Sean. We spent the most money. Our kid was in the NICU for five days, neonatal intensive care unit. That's crazy, I didn't read any of those texts,

so I didn't know that. And, that gets pretty expensive. That was crazy. I was thinking of, of course. Because I didn't send her anything. Yeah, that was nuts. Remember when I started that group chat without Shonda? How'd you do that?

I'm rude. The NICU stay got quite expensive, even with insurance. And also that turkey that was very expensive. I went to McCall's and bought a turkey, but we ended up eating the turkey. So that's the John Ham turkey. You know McCall's Butcher Shop, which is now an Outwater Village?

I told a story on here before, I'll do the Reader's Digest version. I bought a turkey from there. They don't tell you the price right off the bat, because it's by the way, you can pre-order the turkey. So I went in, my wife was like, we should get a fun turkey from McCall's. So I went in and I did, and I'm like,

how am I gonna turkey? Like a turkey with the Groucho marks. Yeah. And ended up costing like $198. For a turkey, one turkey. That's a dry as bird. Was it a heavy turkey? It was not that heavy.

Yeah, the turkey is like 30 bucks, right? Turkey meat is not over $100. If I'm paying over $100 for meat, it better be wet, boy. It better be, it's soaking. Like it better be, it better be a Kobe boy. It better be, it's soaking. Like it better be, it better be Kobe beef. If I was spending that much money. And it was not, it wasn't better than other turkey. We cooked it.

Yeah. My dad and I went, cause it was such an expensive turkey, that even though my son was in the neonatal intensive care unit, my dad and I went to my house to cook the turkey and bring it back to the hospital. Cause we were like, A, we have to know what it tastes like, that kind of turkey,

so B, I'm not gonna fucking throw away a $200 bird. No, you can't. By the way, when I got the text after saying who's okay, it was one of the best feelings I've ever had in my entire life. I feel rude for saying what I said. No, he only remembers what you just did. I feel rude for saying what I said.

Don't worry about it. Do a little squish. Are you nervous? Are you nervous? Are you nervous? Appreciate it. Oh. Oh. Oh.

All right, Isaac, can you like zoom in? Absolutely. Heen and I are gonna do finger belly button sex. Another band at Coachella. We're here to gather the best place to hang out with your friends. Yes. Best place to hang out with your friends.

Now the way we determine the order of this draft is a rollicking game of rock paper scissors So we throw on shoot here. We go rock paper scissors shoot David wins a natural victory rocking is too stupid Scissors David is the winner of rock paper scissors It is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft before you do that I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. What is that? It's a great question looking for a parking spot at a crowded mall It is a serpentine draft. And what is that?

That's a great question. Looking for a parking spot at a crowded mall. Easy. Fourth in the first round, first in the second round. With that in mind, what would the order of today's draft be? We're going right on the couch. No, yeah.

Oh, starting with you. Hot corner. Starting with you? Starting with me? David. Hot corner. I got it. Blah, blah, blah. I'm ready, I'm ready.

All right. Do, do, do, hot corner, look at me. Thank you for making my voice deeper. Your voice is already deeper than mine, Don't even make my voice deeper. Your voice is already deeper than mine, and then you made it even deeper to do the impression. Is my voice deeper than yours? I think it's, I think.

Slightly. I feel nasally. I guess a little. Really? Yeah, it was nasally, but it's still lower. I didn't need that first part, did I? I didn't need to verify something that you said on air? It's different when I say it.

Mine's not nasally. Not even. I speak from the chest. First pick. All right, hot corner. Should we try? Yeah, go lower. Should we try?

Go as low as you want. Should we do the entire podcast? Oh, we going down? We going down? We're going from the diaphragm. We're going right here. So if you go last in the first round, you're first in the second round.

Why don't I go more sudden with my deep voice? Dennis Haysborough. Hey, hey, hey. I can go black. Hey, man. How you doing? How you doing, man? I'm doing well, thank you.

I'm good. I'm also doing well. I'm doing all right. I used to train in the octagon. Sure. It shows in your cap. I used to train in the octagon. I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I make my own bread. I have a buck knife. I have a fuck knife. I gut things. I subscribe to Field and Stream magazine. I practice semen retention. Is that what they call it? Yeah.

You have a name for it? What is semen retention? Five day load, ready to go. What is it? Like just never, never nutting. Yeah, not nutting. Like getting there and not nutting or just not even getting there? Not even getting there.

You don't nut first or like for a bigger load. That can't be. That can't help anything. A lot of gay men do it and they're like, I got a six day load ready to go. I'm like, you can keep that, sir. Yeah. If you fucking unload six days, you're gonna be like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load.

I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six day load. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a six bigger load. That can't help anything. A lot of gay men do it. And they're like, I got a six day load ready to go. I'm like, you can keep that sir. Yeah. If you unload six days worth of cum at me, I'm gonna fight you. Is that like, they say that like that to goodies? It does.

No, it does not. Yes, if you don't nut for a long time, it can definitely be more. I don't believe that. That can't be true. I don't know. It is true. Your body manufactures gin.

You definitely could have had to. How do you not know how your nut works? Here's what I feel like. I feel like know. It is true. Your body manufactured gin. It does, you definitely could have had to. How do you not know how your nut works? Here's what I feel like. I feel like if you get erections and then lose them and get them and lose them without achieving, then it's more. But I feel like if you just don't do it for like a week. You see how you're saying feel a lot?

Yeah. It sounds like you've been doing research. I didn't appreciate that very much, David. We'd like to see a peer-reviewed article before you make these statements. Me and some doctors feel like this could possibly be the thing. So you think like there's like, your body's loading nut canisters up into your jizz cannon.

And like, every time you're about to get close. Thank you, I feel seen, thank you. And there's just a bunch of pre-made nut canisters sitting in your body. I feel like- If you j just three times in a row if you were like back when you would do that, right? The third one was yesterday Was less semen. Mm-hmm. You sure dry up and be get backed up if you hold it in too long do what now? That's a good question

Go on does it dry up and get held up if you hold it in too long? I Don't know desiccated. Yeah, I had a vasectomy so part of mine just dissipates into my body, which I don't I don't love Yeah, that's not it's not that much of it. It's the swimmers, bro. It's like tons, dude So it's just You're a very mis-activated, so it's just this sperm. Like the individual, no liquid. They just come out and they flap like turtles on the beach. And they're like, ah! Where's our bath water?

It's like you nut sea monkeys. It's so crazy how much they look like sea monkeys. It's crazy to me. Why did you choose this one? You see and you're like, did someone beat off into this? We can't breathe. Oh, man. David, you have the first pick and the place

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Got some fires some fires. I want you to take the Nova cane and you reconnect my hose. I've got some fires. I want you to take the Nova cane and you reconnect my hose. I've got some fires I need to put out. Turns out I wasn't finished, bro. Turns out I wasn't finished, bro. My voice is just not, I don't have a, even when I do the low voice tricks, I don't have a low voice. What if you get like, the lowest that you can.

Even if I do the lowest. Yeah, but you look cool. You sound like a theremin. Don't like The car yes It's like Some of the greatest times you'll ever have with any of your friends long road trips Yes, just I think a lot of times serious talks come up in cars. Yeah, just the car man hotbox That's I'm saying short ride even you know don't condone this but like a booze cruise burn cruise whatever Driving it like going from a party to go grab something real quick. Hot crew hops in. But like this where the road trip happens.

Yeah, I've done a lot of stuff in a car. Think about comedians how many times you're like, we're doing a gig, you're in LA, we're doing a gig in San Luis Obispo or something, and you get in a car with three people you don't know, and by the end of the weekend when you get home, you have great friends. It's a friendship accelerator.

Yeah. And also you have, I think with friends too, you have bad experiences in cars with somebody else. Yeah. And so two of you guys are like, god damn. Yeah, oh yeah. I don't know why I'm getting here with this person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Early on too, like early on in touring. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh but yeah, the first guy who takes you out is maybe not always the best company. I mean, I can't, I don't even, yeah. Was it gonna be the comedy contest story?

Oh. No, it was gonna be China, cut it. Well, I mean, it doesn't really, this dude China man, but he was the first one that took me out. But I found out later he took me out because I was bad. And that's such a bummer. We wrote, I drove him all around. I drove him from Cedar Rapids to Davenport, and then I get back to the club.

I don't know why they ever told me, but they're like, yeah, he just was looking for somebody who wasn't good to open for him. He looked bad. Terrible that the club would tell you that. Awful that anyone would tell. Everyone's bad in that situation. It was such a bummer, dude.

There was during one, during the Portland's Funniest, or the Portland Comedy Contest, the earlier one, we first became friends. Yeah, the first time we were in a car together. I don't wanna say any other names, but I remember us friends. Yeah, the first night we were in a car together. I don't wanna say any other names, but I remember us driving around

and the two people in the back were just miserable belly acres the whole time. Cause I drove, I went and picked everybody up and then me and you made it to the next round, they didn't. And so the whole way back, they were belly aching, good term. And then we dropped them off and you were like, what a bunch of sour grapes.

And I had never heard that. I was like, oh, that's a funny little turn of phrase, isn't it? And we were fast friends. Fast friends. And you won that contest and spent all of your money at the bar that night. Yes, I did.

Purple aliens in the space room. In the space room. And by the end of the night, these were these mixed drinks and by the end of the night, we're just grabbing beers and pouring them in into our little chalices. I mean, it was 15 years ago? Yeah.

Oh, damn. If not more. Amazing constitutions back then. Amazing constitutions. Oh yeah. 15? The car's solid, the car's a solid car. The car is perfect.

Yeah, that's perfect. It's like, at this point in my life, it's like a hang I look forward to. You'll also hit those phases, like when we were on the AFE tour, where it's like you talk for like three hours, and then it's like somebody grabs the aux cord and then you have like an hour of music where you're all just like singing in the car together

or like, you remember this song? It's like, it really cements a friendship, man. It's the best. Getting somewhere, seeing the skyline of whatever city, then you get that juice where you're like, oh hell yeah, we're there, we did it. When your friends start driving too, it's 15, 16. You're in the car with your first girlfriend or boyfriend. It's just, yeah, it's great.

Or just like, oh, we're not gonna get a DUI, it's gonna be fine. Yeah. There was a lot. He does times I've said it. Sometimes I'm like, I'm never doing that again. Next weekend, you know what I mean? And then sometimes you do get the DUI.

Oh, it happens to me too. Yeah, and then you don't drive for 15 years or something. Oh, it happens to me too. Yeah. And then you don't drive for 15 years or something. Party's over. I've seen two friends get DUIs and then the cop looking at me, equally or more drunk, and like, can you drive the car home? I'm like, what? No.

It's like a white friend that they did to. I was like, what world am I living in? I can't, I'm not left. Yeah. Are you going to follow us? I'm like, I'm not going to do that, follow us? Like, uh, I'm not gonna do that sir. Can a car get more than one DOS in a day? Is there double car jeopardy?

Excellent pick. Solomon time for your first pick. Um, that was a good pick, but I'm gonna go for what I consider to be a slam dunk. That'd be a diner. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Any diner, just late night, during the day. I feel like there's no bad time. No. To go to a diner.

Early, that was like one of the early hangs for me. Cause you have like- Cause you're kids. What are they, you're kids, but what do they call them, the third spaces, right? Yeah. Like even when those existed more when you were a kid kid, like the later it got, the earlier they, the more they closed, but Sherry's,

which, yeah, yeah, the Pacific Northwest. If they don't mention it, you get a free piece of pie. That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't have free pieces of pie, they can get a free piece of pie. Well, you know, you're in Oregon now. They're all closed now. They're all closed now.

They're all closed. Great waffle fries. I love hot chocolate, too. Yeah, I remember like, this is like, there's a smoking section and a non-smoking section, and you just be there with your friends, drinking coffee, it's a four-way, They all close. They all close. Great waffle fries. I love hot chocolate too. Yeah, I remember this is like, there's a smoking section and a non-smoking section and you just be there with your friends drinking coffee till 4 a.m.

What does third space mean? That's just like a place that's not your house. Neither home nor school is what it meant for kids or work, you know. And also if your friend works at that diner and gives you a hookup. Oh man. I remember I tipped with a coupon once at Sherry's.

Not out of being a dick, but being like, this is, all I have is enough to cover, like what we bought, and I'm like, I'm just giving you literally everything I have. What was the coupon? It was pretty good. I remember it being like- It was like a Bogo situation?

Yeah, it was like that. It was like, this is actually a pretty good coupon. That's not so bad. For, and there was a Safeway right across the street from the Sherry's, and it was like that. It was like, this is actually a pretty good coupon. That's not so bad. And there was a Safeway right across the street from the shares and it was for that Safeway. I'm like, did you just have coupons when you were a teen? I don't remember why I had this thing. Coupons?

You're trying, you just couldn't have that money. You never said lose coupons in your pocket? I would eyeball it. As much as you would think the answer would be yes, as much as everything in the way I've lived my life would point to a hard yeah, I've lived my life would point to a hard yeah, I've really been a coupon guy. Except for those Burger King ones.

Oh, yeah. I am now, and I get so furious if I get, Safeway's got the ones you have to do like a digital cutout where it's like, jeez, it's two bucks if you have this, otherwise it's six. I think the amount of the, buy a certain amount of stamp cards that I had in my wallet at one point.

Oh my God. Oh, my wallet would be so thick. With like my wallet would be so thick. Yeah. You know what I did have was our football cards. Yeah. Like when you sold the card and it had all the stuff on the back.

Do you guys remember that? What? Like we'd have to sell them to people. We called them Cardinal cards. They had like. Oh yeah. Buy one, get one at Sonic. Oh, we had the Big Suit coupon book.

Like all the stores in town, it was a card. Yeah, we had a big thick book of like all every business in town, it'd be like six deals for each business or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kelly Jordan was notoriously into that. And all the kids have his TikTok. Also, the amount of times I almost consider

getting myself business cards, I can put them in like a diner's business card pool to get like some free food or something. When I first started comedy, I got business cards. You just got business cards? I got some like four months ago with my Instagram handle on it. Like a QR code so I could give people after shows.

I was like, please follow me on Instagram. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck you, dude. It wasn't a second ago, was it? No! He's doing it! I thought it was just like Sean Jordan.

My business is laughter. Sean Jordan. Giggle biz. Sean, giggle biz Jordan. I'll dick it down. Sean Jordan, we can freak you. You need a comedy show? I'll come dick your ears down, dude.

There's a little embossed Ferrari on the court None checks on the bike when I got a business card it had an embossed Ferrari on there cuz you're like they let you go like do you want a Image and I was like, well, yeah I'm gonna have a Ferrari on there. It was and I was like, yeah put it on Back when I first started comedy Ferrari car. I. I also had a business card phase. You know what's, this is really embarrassing. I got some business cards, went to Bridgetown, gave one out, and whoever it was I gave was

like, you can't be serious. Don't ever do this again. What did he say? Threw the rest of them away. See, at least have some respect for you, like that sucks, but there was another comic, I'm not gonna say his name. I mean off off air you will right huh off air you will Immediately I'll see you right now. Yeah, you just don't oh My gosh, I have not heard that name he was one of those guys who was really good cuz he did it in other countries

But anyway, he like another comic he would do He gives business cards away to like flirt as in like he's like hey, keep me up some time. Yeah. And he told that to me and he looked and he saw my face not react in a good way. Give me the card back. Yeah, so you give these two women to hit on them Business cards go out though cuz there was probably a time five six years ago for comedians. Yeah, they're out Now when you get them because I feel like every once in a while, something has me when I'm just like, is this really necessary? What am I meant to do with it? Yeah, yeah, I'll follow you on Instagram or I won't follow you on Instagram. Instagram, yeah, let me get the email through the Instagram, sure. It feels like one of those things I've missed, like when everybody's like,

you have to have an EPK. Yeah. What was an EPK? Electronic Press Kit. Oh, right, right, right. Oh, yeah. I remember that. I had never, nobody ever really quite explained what it was.

It was, it's PowerPoint I think the way people which we was like a like a PDF like slideshow thing you would send out if you just say If it says just a slide show PowerPoint just I used to send out the actual like manila envelope headshot in it Printed out list of whatever credits. I thought I had Yeah, 2005 so like some even had a DVD Worst the worst performance you've ever seen I mean I do I'll send you a couple I remember a few that like the early I've got cuz I started 2007 Yeah

And I do remember that early like I mean the club that I worked at would you want to get booked they would send They would get those press kits and we'd say give to us sometimes and be like, just watch these. I forgot about that. We'd have little watch parties and watch these. I forgot about hard copy press kits. That's insane. What a terrible industry. Oh brother.

I'm so glad I wasn't around for that. I would have made some poor decisions. Every time you're going to the post office, I was like, well this is stupid. Well you miss it by only a few years. Two or three years. Yeah, I started 2010. Yeah, you missed the whole, like, cause then everything became digital

and everybody had that little camera, that flip cam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you remember Odd Future had that song where they were like, this is my electronic press kit. I remember this dude had a press, I can't remember his name, but it was a milk carton and it said, have you seen me? And he was on the side and there was a little press kit

inside it, hilarious. Smart. That's perfect, that's clever, that's design. That was the only funny one I ever saw. The rest were just like, here's the stupid thing. And that was Jim Gaffigan. Yeah. Yeah.

Even then he had it. Back when the credits was like, who I've opened for. Yeah. China man. Opened for Bobcat Gold Boy, China man, the Midnight Swinger, just your boys out here. Who's the Midnight Swinger? He's a dude who used to, his whole thing was like,

I'm from Las Vegas, he'd wear a yellow suit and co-op his hair. He was great though, he was a great dude, really did his job, you know, wasn't bad, but it was just a huge gimmick, but he was definitely one of those where you're like, what? I feel like if the Midnight Swinger came around right now, he'd be huge again. I feel like a little bit. If you're like, what is this? A lot of work, Playboy. I feel like if the Midnight Player came around right now,

he'd be huge again. I feel like a little bit. If you're listening, David Scott. Get on the scene, Playboy. I bet you it's, that's, you know how there are some guys who never actually fell off? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Like we stopped talking about him, but they still, like that guy Sean, that guy you open for, he's probably still. China Man? Yeah. He does like Comic Cons, because he did like eight, 9 voices on Dragon Ball Z. See?

Damn. He's still working. Is he Chinese? Ooh Isaac, here we go. This is the gray area. I'm hearing you say that. I'm like, that's like the real Asian. That's a really derogatory term for Chinese people.

It is. That's why I shy away from saying it all the time, but that's what his moniker is. Oh yeah, should we not say it? Even though we're referring to him? I mean, it's the dude, but that's why I was like, you can cut all those out or blank them if you want. Black them out.

But he has it tattooed on one of his forearms. And then on the other arm, you want to talk about this, he has Kid Wok tattooed on this arm. I got obsessed with him before, right when I started comedy. It's crazy, I used to look him up on the internet because I was like, if this is what this can be, this is the worst of the two.

Dude, I told everyone at Helium, it's so funny that we're going off on the, everyone at Helium, old Helium, like with Adam and Nick, I would talk about him and it was like, for years it was a thing. They'd just send me random pictures sometimes. I remember seeing his headshots up. I love him, dude.

I'm the person I've heard of this person. Oh man. You go to the jukebox, you can still, or like penguins or whatever. You know how you can never find the right word for coon for other races? Yeah. Whoa. Yes! You know how you can never find the right word for coon for other races? Yeah

Yes! He and I talk about it all the time To be fair, to be fair, we could Okay, I don't want to designate it I don't want to do it Yeah, you're not wrong But you know what I'm saying, you can feel it I know exactly what I'm saying I hear it and I kind of flinch a little bit but I'm saying. You can feel it. I know exactly. You know exactly what I'm saying.

I'm like I hear it and I kind of flinch a little bit, but I'm like, ah, is it, what, yeah. That's exactly what you hear. It's not the N word. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No, that would be crazy. No.

Especially if I was so cavalier. I see what you're. Oh my God, if I were my d***, man. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. But his album's still called Kid Wok? You're going to show that this is, these are very confusing messages. I had to unfollow Solomon on Instagram. Why not just say that because he's saying it. Okay, this is a tough one.

It would be... Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'll just be quiet. But I do see that with Jews sometimes where I'm like, you're doing that. Yeah, for sure. You're just playing our stereotypes really loud. And they're laughing for the wrong reason Isaac you pick and choose what to cut out of there the most bleeped episode Like listening to doing it on radio

Doing it yeah Cool Jason, yeah Remember that song, Doin' It? Yeah. What? Doin' It, Doin' It, Doin' It. Oh, the Cool J song? Yeah. I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn. Zoomin' it, zoomin' it. He's just eatin' a peach, watchin' her dance. You're like, you fucking. Oh, never sexy to me. I get it, I was a sexy guy.

Hello, Cool J. Too sexual for me. I think I- I'm not what he's shootin' for, I guess. This is a weird take, but I've observed him a lot. I think he's actually kind of a dweeb. I can see that. He's kind of a dweeb.

Like a sex nerd? No. What? Wait. You know when you fuck too fast you become a dork? You're just like a sex nerd? Like me with skateboarding. But he's that way with sex.

No, that's not what I meant at all. Sexual activity. No, just dweeb and drool. Sure, just a nerd. Yeah, it's kinda goof. We had diners. Diners! I don't know how to say this.

You got a word for it. He's got a word! He's got it! You have very nuanced opinions on the sexual attractiveness of like black male celebrities from like 1985 to around 2008. No it's complicated. There's a lot. Lawrence Fishburne in Boys in the Hood.

There's a lot to unpack. You don't get more attractive. I'm sorry Morris Chestnut is the attractive one in that film. Not to me. No, he died and that's what made it. He's, Morris Chestnut's two down the middle. Larry, Larry's got that edge to him. Down the middle? It's Morris Chestnut. His name sounds like furniture. I know it does sound, it's one of the sexier names. Oh, this armoire? It's Morris Chestnut.ett. It's Morris Chesnett. Oh my God, did you inherit it? Jeez, I didn't know they made those stuff. No, they only have those trees in Chile.

You have to go down there. Yeah, kind of at a consignment shop. Just outside of Chile. Yeah, just outside of Chile. But you know, I've never heard you be like, other than joking about Steve Winwood, I've never heard you've been like, here's like a real sexy like why oh

It's all black guys all black guys. It's always hard guys every time Harvey. It's really I was I not right about that by the way You were I've put his daddiness into it But not the way that you think We needed to get here now, let's just sit in it This is complicated We needed to get here now, it's just sit in it Everything is kosher, but nothing's like nothing I'm dropping out next year With my first pick I'm gonna do a throwback pick. This is a throwback. This is not current day,

but this is going back to high school. Even middle school. This is going back to grade school through high school. And I'm going to take the kid whose parents, usually it was the rich kid, but not always, the kid whose parents spent a ton of money on snacks. House, basement, living room, I'm gonna say basement.

Basement, for sure. Basement. But that house, where they had all the cutting edge snack technology. They had all the new snacks. They got the 3D Doritos as soon as they dropped. The coffee Doritos, the fruit by the foot. Yeah, you're playing Twisted Metal. Yes, yes, exactly.

You're playing, like, they have the great video games. They got shit you don't know you can have at home. Right, they have an arcade game machine. It goes well until they beat you at every game because he's so good at them all. Full little Debbie is like a full pack of Twinkies. Here's your own pack of Twinkies, you don't have to force it.

And a pop of shot, yeah. Our friend Matt Gerhart, this was in high school, but he lived near the high school and he was that family. And we would go over there when he wasn't there. We would go over after school, go in, they would welcome us, we'd eat snacks, we'd leave. Yeah, they also, they're like, hey, you guys are staying for dinner?

Yeah. We got lots of food, I'm like, what? Yeah, I guess they're staying for dinner. As your father yourself now, would you ever let that happen? Yeah, you're asking him, but I'm gonna say yes for me. Both of you. I can't wait for that to happen. Yeah, you're asking him, but I'm gonna say yes for me. I can't wait for that to happen. I'm gonna have to see the cut of my son's friend's jib. Yeah, that thing is like, you gotta see what

the folks are bringing around. I mean, you don't get to pick. You don't get to pick. Well, I do, I get to pick, I don't get to pick his friends, but I get to pick whether or not they get to eat my frozen burritos. I feel like people tend to be similar to their parents more often than not, so I feel like you would probably enjoy.

I think so, I think I'd like his friends. You do enjoy hosting a party. I love hosting a party. Actually, you're right, I would love it. And also, I think you can manufacture the world where the kind of vibe that you have in your house is the kind of friends that will come by. And you can curate, you can be as cool as you want to be,

you don't have to be all on the scene with them. And you set it up, you got cool lights. I want you to't have to be like all on the scene with them I'm gonna set it up you get We'd here instead of out there They come in you're listening My dad's so embarrassed. Arthur, Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up.

Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up.

Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn that up. Arthur, turn does feel like a little it's still my yeah, it's still my house Yeah, like going over to your friends. They are That's fair that they're very cool the way I would be like, you know what? Come on

I didn't do that a lot of them if there's like a core group of ten To can do it when he's not. If one of them is funny, then yeah, for sure. If he's fat and funny. I was fat and funny and we were all funny. That kid gets the good thing. See that thing is like the funny kids, and if they're good at making fun of my kid,

ah, come on in. Yeah. Yeah. You get it? Get in here. But that was, you'd be playing Madden and like there'd be fucking like frozen burritos or what, uncrustables. Love an uncrustable.

I've had a friend in high school who had a deep fryer. That's crazy. Oh, the friends at the friend house I went to, they would always have the, the Hube National hot dogs, the big old ones. Yes. And I fucking loved them. They're so, like, oh my God. That's a substantial dog.

That's like, and like that's God. That's a substantial dog. That's like, and like that's just, That's like real food. That's not even a hot dog. But it's also like it's a good microwave hot dog too. It's a great microwave. It holds the way of life. I feel like there's no good microwave hot dogs.

That's the only one that I remember like, I can put it in the microwave and not be mad. Nathan's a good dog. Nathan's good too. It's a thinner dog. It's a thinner dog. Oh my God. It's a thinner dog.

Sure, thinner dog. But it's still good, for God's sake. And Sean, now it's time for your pick. The patio, or not, sorry, the porch. Oh, the porch. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite, it's my favorite thing. We had a good porch, huh?

Oh, yeah, that was a great porch. I loved it. Fantastic porch. I picked you guys both up numerous times, like, hey, can I come over and sit on the porch? Not can I come over and we'll do whatever, like, can I come over and sit on the porch, drink 40s, like, have a couple darts. It was a roof deck now

And I should put a barbecue up there, I don't know why what do you have up there? Do you have any seating? I've done I've like minimal seating. I'm not thought of any I've been I've just not done anything with it Yeah, and I feel bad and I should I should have a nice gathering up there because that's a very like to have a few the Hollywood sign There's like a couple of shares, but I have like enough rooms like put a few lounge chairs out there And you like mine like my hand signal for lounge I'm all good. I'm all good. I'm all good. I'm all good.

This is why we're on YouTube. For that moment. That was fun. This is why. Yeah, I mean, we'll be done in like 40 minutes. Let's just go lounge chair. There you go. Yeah.

You're at Midwestern. Yeah. A land of thunderstorms. We don't really get on the West Coast. Yeah. Would you ever portrait up during a thunderstorm? Cause that always seemed like very cool to me. More in the garage.

You'd open the garage door, get some launch chairs in the garage and just watch, it was sheets of water coming down. Amazing, loved it. I was like, we don't really get them in Oregon. The Lightning. Or Washington, right? Like, I mean. We got some like rain storms. You get rain.

Rain storms are crazy. Yeah, we got like that monsoon, those big, that big old fat rain. But not that thunder, like the lightning. Little light stanking rain. Big old, big old, big old Division One rain. But it's also like, seeing something on your porch and being friends there with you is like solid.

Like I feel like there's like multiple memories. Like there was this one guy, like were you there at the time when somebody was on a horse and he had like iPods on? In the city? He had his like headphones on and everything. I was like what do we do? Yeah just this day at like this random side street in Highland Park, just a guy in a horse.

I was there when the power went out and we saw those two coyotes. Yeah. That felt scary, ominous. We also had a very terrifying possum. Yes. There was a possum that truly did not care about us, was not gonna play dead for nobody.

No, no, no. He's like, I'm here and I'm in charge. He was a bralic possum. Bralic possum. Yeah, the porch and then, since I already said it, but like a good like 6 p.m. patio beer. Like at a bar, like a patio beer. Like a beer garden. Yeah, sun's down under the horizon,

but it's still light out. Some evening drinks are great. Yeah. Just like dusk right in there. Yeah, that's where I'd like to have them now. But yes, that speaks volumes to my age, but that whole, like, I don't wanna be out till two, I want to be home by 10 at the latest.

Because you have a whole separate agenda for when you get home. Yeah. You're gonna watch a movie. Sure. Yeah. I thought we were doing, I was gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna get different drunk at home.

Well, no, that's part of it. You're gonna get drunker. And then you're gonna try jacking off by keeping your hands still, but moving your hips. I've done that in the shower. I have, I've done it. I mean, acting like you're having sex for real and trying to keep your hands still, moving your hips. I've done that in this hour. I have I've done it I mean acting like you're having sex for real and trying to keep your hands still I've done it. You know what? Keep your hands still and just bone it. I've done it

Try it find something to stable your hands so I have done this actually I actually have done this Yeah, you're extremely sexual I was thinking about I'm like no I've done it like on the side where it's like it's easier to do that Mm-hmm then to move your hand in why were you recovering from surgery? to move your hand. Anyway. Were you recovering from surgery? Yeah, he's got tennis elbow. Why was he's abusive?

His forehands gone, so he had to get surgery. Were you like not awake almost? Like in bed. Yeah. You know, like yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. About two Vicodin deep. Two Vicodin deep?

Yeah, after getting my wisdom teeth full? Yeah, sure. Two Valkyries deep. Let's let that be the story. Yeah, sitting on the patio, man, having like Two Valkyries deep. Let's let that be the story. Yeah, sitting on the patio, man, having like a Hefeweizen or a cider or something. Sure, sure.

Something refreshing. Even more so. It's a girthy beer. It's a girthy beer, Hefeweizen. Oh, what's the light one? What am I thinking of? Kölsch? No, like a...

Pilsner? Yeah, Pilsner, sure, there we go. Like a Belsen guy. Yeah, like a lighter. I like Belsner. Pilsner's a good guy. Yeah, after maybe you've done something active, like, what, I don't wanna name other picks after maybe you've done something active like what I don't want to name other picks like fucking your hands Fuck your hand in the shower

Stationary jerkin or whatever you call it. You're telling too many people You're volunteering unnecessary information. I so just gave yourself a connecting flight All right time for my second pick. I'm gonna take On Boat. Oh yeah. On a boat. On a boat. On a boat, dude.

It's a less common one. My brother though, my brother, it's pretty common. It's pretty common. I think it's common. It's a little harder to navigate. It's becoming more common as you get older. That's for sure. It's more of a production.

But yeah, once you're out there. My brother has like a pontoon boat and like the hangs on that thing, just blasting Steely Dan while you're flying down the Columbia River. I was sitting next to him one time and he was just talking all about it and I was like, it's so good for you.

He spins a romantic tale. His hair just moves like sea anemone. He was like, the kids get off of school on Friday, and then we just hit the lake all week, and I was like, that's good. They go to Jersey Mike's and get sandwiches, and then they hang out on the boat. They eat dinner on the boat the way

I would eat dinner on my patio. Yep. That's sweet. That's amazing. I would be so seasick, so fast. Oh yeah. You get seasick? Oh yeah, I get motion sickness, in boats especially. and so like and not that the currents is more regularly. I'm like, well Yeah, some boats are out

Like I was I would say some of the stuff a birthday party and there was a boat on the Hudson and the entire time He's like holding on to dear life while looking at the majestic Statue of Liberty Y'all could just throw me in the ocean now. So France just gave us that? And it's like, and I think it's like, it's so new that I don't think of Dramamine fast enough. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. So by the time I'm there, I'm like, well, I'm just...

I feel like Dramamine's like lactate. You got to keep it on your person. You got to be zapped. Just one behind the ear? Mm-, you gotta keep it on your person. Gotta be scrapped. Just one behind the ear? Mm-hmm. Yeah, but on a boat. I aspire to it one day, but like we've said,

Southern California, LA specifically. It's not a boat city. It's not a boat country. Yeah, no. Unless you're coastal. Yeah. Pacific Northwest, Pacific Northwest is like boats. Heavies boats. Boats everywhere. So many lakes.

My dad currently has a boat, had a boat growing up. He lived on boats. They're houseboats galore. Galore? I don't see them down here at all. To be fair, we're also nowhere near the water. That's true. Yeah, I mean you go to Marina Del Rey and stuff,

or like Venice, they got their little boats for the canals. You easily convinced me to go to New York than to get me to go to Santa Monica. Absolutely, because I'm like, Burbank can get me to New York. Yeah. I just said Monica. Absolutely, because I'm like, Burbank can get me to New York.

Yeah. Yeah. We also don't surround ourselves with boat gold people. No. That's true. In LA. And for me, I also was like, there has to be a destination.

I feel like, unless you go to like, Kylian Iron or something like that, there's really nothing like that great to look at on this side. No, not really. What are you gonna, yeah. Like, look at this rich person's house. I'm like, cool. Yeah, I agree. I wish I gonna be, yeah. Like look at this rich person's house.

I'm like, cool. I wish I had that too. It's a bunch of shit I don't know. Did you just go to Catalina? I just went to Catalina two days ago. Catalina Island is... For the first time in my life, I've been to Los Angeles.

I've never been. It was amazing. Really? The best day I've had in... Highly recommend. Really? Highly recommend. What's the whole...

I would get sick on a boat to go back to Catalina Island. Really? What's the charm? It's just it's like it's like literally Hawaiian blue water. Yeah Oh, and like you can do like it's just like it's it's just happening sites gorgeous tons of bed and breakfasts It's just like I like a seafood Like it's like the Northeast meets Hawaii and then you get kind of really yeah, I know any of that from there Yeah, it's Yeah, David Rodriguez meets Hawaii and then you get Catalina. Really? I didn't know any of that. I didn't know somebody was from there. What? You can be from Catalina? Yeah, you do too.

David Rodriguez is from there. What? David Rodriguez is from Catalina? It's like tourists and the people that live there that work there. There are houses, yeah. I didn't even know they had, I thought it was strictly tourism. And you can also camp there. They have schools.

They have schools? Yeah. And they have like these gigantic caves you can kayak through. This is a... It was an amazing time. I recommend it to anybody. How big of a commitment? You gotta put like two days down for it? You have to do it at least overnight

because it's a ferry trip. No, we did a day trip and it was amazing. I like to stay overnight because I'm lazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I go anywhere far enough. Is it what, like down by San Diego? Where's Catalina? Long Beach.

Long Beach. It was a 30 minute drive to Long Beach. An hour ferry there. You spend the whole day, take an hour ferry should take the ferry from Long Beach. It was a 30 minute drive to Long Beach. Yeah. An hour ferry there. You spend the whole day, take an hour ferry back and then 30 minute drive back. Man. Yeah. Sounds like I got a plan for August.

No, it's true. If you wanna have a weekend away and not go that far, Catalina Island is. I'm looking for exactly that. Like for me, Catalina Island and Palm Springs are like the two ideal hot spots for a quick break. And I've thoroughly enjoyed Palm Springs. Yeah.

Catalina Island. We sure have. It's surprising, like Catalina Island does not get enough respect to its name. I thought it was overrated until I went and I was like, I feel like it's underrated. No, it is highly underrated. Like the food is great, the stays,

the places you can stay are great. It's also cooler, like temperature wise, cooler than the mainland, because it's an island. For you, it's a... They do have Buffalo chip throwing contest there, too They buffalo there. Yeah You just throw the poop well now You said we should we throw shit, I don't like seafood, but I love throwing buffalo shit around

Is that true because you're from South Dakota where I imagine I would throw it I've never done it I would we had cowpipe bingo that we played a few times All right, yeah cow goes and takes the C rap and then you bet on where it's gonna shit It's all in time for your second. Oh, so I'm gonna eat. I'm getting a little more specific now. Mm-hmm One second here as I pull up In a hotel room while heat is playing on TNT In a hotel room while Heat is playing on TNT. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh period of time you don't have to talk and then the bank robbing scene happens. There's a long period of time you can talk

and then there's a... That's so good. The face off between, you know. Yeah, that's so good. You've got snacks, but it's like bugle level snacks. Oh yeah. It's like either from the hotel or the commentary.

Or the next door. It's that caramel popcorn that you can't get anywhere else but a hotel room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause it's like either from the hotel or the commentary. From the commentary. Or the next door. Is that the caramel popcorn that you can't get anywhere else but a hotel room? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn.

Oh, that's such a good pair. Perfection. It is the perfect movie to have on in a hotel room like that. For me, the fugitive, heat, and the mummy. Yeah. Ooh, the mummy. Cause again, you can talk,

you can talk the whole thing. But there's like voice, everyone's enraptured in the movie and then you break away. Cause you're like, wait, you're like, hold on, hold on. Cause she's got a great ass. And you got your head all the way up it. Okay, anyway, so yeah. So yeah, those are big sandwiches down there, you're right.

Oh, that's a great pic. Yeah, and when it's your room or whatever, you're like, yeah, come onto my room, whatever. You can lay in the bed, doesn't matter. Lay in the bed, there's a great pic. Yeah, and when it's your room or whatever, you're like, yeah, come onto my room. Whatever, you can lay in the bed. It doesn't matter, lay in the bed. There's two beds. There's a couch over there. There's something about the comfort of being

in your friend's hotel room, where he's like, oh, this is cool. Cause if you were to hang out in my bedroom, I'd be like, get out. Yeah. Going to another adult's bedroom is that shit crazy. Let's have him hang out in the hotel room. Yeah, that's true.

It's like intimate like a room, but it's not quite. I'm seeing your top bag in your bathroom. You're like, oh. And you're like, yeah, my room's gonna be 58 degrees. It's my room, so come on in. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be so cold. That hotel air conditioning in that room is perfect. It's just the best.

Screaming icicles. As loud, as cold as it'll go. I mean, I'm just smashing. When you get back and you get in your bed and warm up. As cold as it'll go. I mean, I just, I'm like smashing. When you get back and you get in your bed and warm up. Oh, yeah. I used to call it the cold stuff when I was a kid. Like all the cold bed material, I'd be like, ooh, give me all the cold stuff.

Give me all the cold stuff. I try to get Max, I'm like, how's the cold stuff? She looks at me like I'm such a loser. And I'm not gonna call it the cold stuff. Yeah, I'm not on board with this. She's gonna get there on her own. She's got some personal journey. David, your second and third picks. Nighttime mushroom jacuzzi.

Oh! Yes. Oh! Yeah! Man! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit is, that'll bring people together. That's the best.

The second time I ever did mushrooms, Oregon coast, southern Oregon coast, Gold Beach I believe specifically, it was this hotel that had this hot tub deck with like six hot tubs on it. And you would just sit and like, it wasn't even a nice hotel, but like their thing was like, we have a hot tub deck.

We have hot tubs. And like hot tub deck and then the beach, then the ocean. And it was the second time I ever did mushrooms and just like Tripping with whoever the girl I was dating at the time. I can't really remember who it was but Just like the hot tub was what you were It's all open to you, yeah, it's all open to you and you can feel it all man That shit is oh So I think yeah the first time I did the hot tub mushroom thing

We saw a bear came up cuz we're in the woods in like in Washington and the way the slow realization of that's a bear Well, that's a real bear and that's a reality Just like don't run. Is that John McKay? Yeah. No, that's a bear. Get big in the hot tub. And then I'll see our mushrooms,

you're like, we've got to sit like a snake back inside. Yeah. Yeah. Our bear would not eat us. Yeah, I've never done mushrooms, but I can imagine. You've never done mushrooms? Never done mushrooms. That's the one? Yeah, I stupid is that dumb now? I'm like

I know now my freaked out Like they're just handing that out for free like junior year, I mean they're there everywhere I also like Pacific Northwest, but it's huge. We didn't have him back. We didn't have him something like people like kids grew them in their closets in We had a meth Jacuzzi, yeah, you like grungy music, right? Yeah Space needle space it was called it like they call was called heroin You like the red tip is a heroin needle nice. Yeah, like it And you're like a grunge guy That is crazy now I gotta sit in it Yeah, how's it fix the salad playboy?

Looks good Does it I feel like it looks it is it's a little firm up front He's he's definitely flutin the back my hair is doing a weird thing and the older I get it's getting I Feel like everyone's hair is doing a weird thing. That's the other thing I've gone back Really? Yeah, I'm brushing back on about this. I got a light spot on my hair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've gone back. Really? Yeah, I'm brushing back on it. What about this, hold on. I got a light spot on my hairline.

Yeah, yeah, you were the Curly Q up front before. I was, yeah. Check it out, check it out. Oh look, they're little footballs. What, a Ventura? I don't give a damn. Finkel and Einhorn. I don't give a damn.

Finkel and Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel. In it together, how, why? Oh. Sean, you do this enough that it's not shocking. That's like your go-to hair thing. Yeah, it is. That's you woke up.

Go fuck me. All right, sorry guys. Wow. Sorry everyone. I thought we were friends here. Jesus, Sean. Jesus, Sean. What is this?

We're trying to do a funny podcast. That's all right. That's all right. Except you have like a little flyer coming off on the side. I know. Every time I go to get my haircut, I always tell them like, over here is like a rough area

and nobody can figure it out. Everybody, they're like, I got you. Nobody on the side. Every time I go to get my haircut, I always tell them, over here is like a rough area, nobody can figure it out, everybody, they're like, I got you, nobody ever figured it out. It is now, you can grow, you can get different ones. And that's one that I've developed. That's cool. You said you wanted a funny podcast, that shit's hilarious, right?

Dave, what's up with your third pick? Coastal City Street Fair. Oh, sure. Talking to Seattle, San Francisco, and New York. That shit, it's just always an amazing day. It's even better if you happen on it. You and some friends are just walking around, and then you're like, oh, is this the Puerto what, this is the Puerto Rican Day Parade?

Yeah, yeah. Just a Ferris wheel in a pier. Yeah, oh no, they're having Eureka days today. Yeah, whatever it is, it's always such a good time. Yeah. It's like those days are so memorable with your friends, you know? Absolutely.

We would have, yeah, like- Cade Street Fair in San Francisco. Saturday Market, does that count? It was every Saturday, but it was fun. I think that counts. It's the same kind of vibe. It was like stalls that would sell stuff and food. There weren't rides, but it was still like.

Could there be a potential for somebody to break out drumming? Every time, literally every time. Every opportunity. First time I saw Devil Sticks. Oh gosh. Exactly, exactly. Probably maybe the first time anyone ever saw Devil Sticks. Oh gosh. Exactly, exactly. Probably maybe the first time anyone ever saw Devil Sticks. Yeah, that might have been the first set.

Portland, Oregon. Yeah, I think I spent like five years straight in Seattle ducking hacky sacks. Yeah. It was, few! We had like hot Harley nights, hot Corvette nights, hot summer nights. That's why I said Coastal City nights.

Yeah, we had all the ones. No, I'm kidding. Every dickhead in the city gathers around. And even closing out the street, especially for cars, like I've seen like classic cars. I've been to so many classic car fairs. Yeah. Just like, like.

Cause in the Midwest, it's like you were just trying to go to Dairy Queen, but then it's their meetup. Yeah. The more closed the streets, the better. Every time streets gets closed for something fun, I'm into it. Oh, the best. It's the best. That's all the places that hung onto that after COVID.

Like now in Portland specifically, there's so many places where they've just shut off the side street. And now that's patio seating. It's fantastic. Awesome. Nothing is fun as like walking in front of the local drill team to get to the other side of the fair. Sorry, girls. I accidentally walked in the African-American arts parade. I was riding my bike and I was like, this is cool. There was more and more people and then you're like, wait, wait. Am I in this?

Oh no. Not technically wrong. I don't know if I could say it's stand up in art. Great time. Maybe $20 is too much for Jalof, right? I'll say that. Absolutely 100% correct. That's $20. great time. Maybe $20 is too much for jalape rice, I'll say that. Oh, that's absolutely 100% correct. Yeah, that's 20 bucks too many. Good time.

With no meat? I don't think it had any meat. That's disastrous. So it's rice? It was Nigerian. The greasy one, is that the greasy one? I don't know what it is. That's not what I said.

I did not say greasy. I didn't call anybody greasy. Don't keep those. They'll come from both our African ass. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not in the jalapef rice debates. You're near. Sierra Leone, they make it, but it's not like that.

You're near. What do you guys think? I'm trying to just bite. The way you move the mics away from your face is the second you heard a dish you didn't know. I'm sorry, I was thinking about the contribution. All of a sudden you became a conscious observer. It's just over here.

I was thinking about hot dogs, dude. Sean and I were reflecting on the cup. The chumafrice of the Midwest. I was thinking a goulash. Sean Collins pie. The price of the Midwest. Most of it a gulag. Shotguns. Tater tot casserole.

Locks. I also love Jadakiss. Bagels from the West. Bagels and Jadakiss. Bagels and Jadakiss sounds like a thing that would be in Brooklyn, where it's like, Bagels and Jadakis, and you're like, uh. I'd go to that party. They'd invite me.

I'd be good. I do know a lot of Jewish guys who like the locks. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What's a natural fit for us? Yeah. Yeah, E slides right in. Slides right in. Have you seen, this is, I don't know why I'm referencing it.

Because we can't pull up in the PK and Jack either. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I just want to say that like, whoa. I think Jewish can't pull up in the pecan. Jack either. I'm sorry to interrupt you But I just want to say that like whoa, I think Jewish guys can pull up in the pecan You're diving you finally stop looking at orange pants long enough to look at a pecan No, I lost it yeah But yeah Street Festival Festival, man. It's just it's always so good. It's one of those things you can do with a crew of a bunch of people.

And so like, 12 of you guys, like at Hate Street Fair, we'd be 15, 20 deep, we would host up, and then you just all kind of scatter out, and you have the one place where everybody, you come back. Right. There's a little satellite mission. Oh, the four of us went and did this. Yeah, you you got backpack beers it's just like yeah somebody's got a mixed drink and a camel back yeah and you're just having a good day it's got another pick Solomon Tump

your third pick my third pick will be um at an old hangout spot that an old enemy still works at uh that is not doing well. Oh! Psychotic. Like it could be like a fucking grocery store parking lot. Yeah. Just anywhere you know where somebody you don't like still works at and you can still be there like, ha ha! How's it going, ta?

Look at them in there. Look at them in there still, facing the juices. Just said, I remember when we both worked here, now only one of us has to work. That's diabolical. I like that one. I feel like you as a group of friends. Is out there counting money. Shit, dude. That's red.

I'm trying to think if I've ever done that. I don't think I've had the pleasure. Really, you've never gone back to like a Target or something? I didn't, no. Like an Alderson's or something? When I leave. It's like a cool version of being a super senior. After I worked at those places, I almost never went back. I get that.

That's fine. Well, not even if you'd worked there, it's something that just still works in the same place. Right, who's an enemy? No, all of my enemies are doing pretty well. See, that's, you did it wrong. I did it wrong? I should've, I should've, the enemy was supposed to crush them. You need more enemies, you did it wrong. I did it wrong? I should have, I should have enemy wrong. You need more enemies.

You need to diversify your enemies. Yeah. I don't, I guess I, if I'm being completely honest, I don't know who I consider an enemy anymore. I feel like an enemy is a loose word. I think it's mostly something we don't like collectively. I still got a few dudes back home that, there's a couple that would like,

beat the shit out of me on site. Right. And I just might make sure that I never see them. Why don't they have that? Still? Yeah. There's a couple, would like beat the shit out of me on site. Right. And I just might make sure that I never see them. Still? Yeah. There's a couple, there's two dudes specifically I'm thinking of. One of them, he's a little too tossed, because I have seen him and he's just a little too, a little too fucked up to realize it's me sometimes.

And the other one just raw hatred, just hates me. I dated, so he is the one who dated my seventh grade girlfriend after me. This is a seventh grade beef? Yup. And you would fight today? Maybe eighth, maybe. He would, he'd kill me by the way. He's bucked.

Wait, why he got, he doesn't like that you were there first? I wasn't even there in that sense, but like. That's not what I meant, you were in eighth grade. So when they met, I was still like like I think she still maybe liked me a little bit 30 years ago Yeah, no you know you know I'm kidding Age math is always spot-on. It's exact 13 is seventh grade. That's exactly 30 years ago You were a bit of a you you could be a bit of an instigator.

Did you instigate on top of it or no? No, dude, he was gnarly. Do you look exactly the same as you did 30 years ago? Pretty much, yeah. Damn. Yeah. Face is a little redder, I guess, but other than that. You say that about yourself.

You had a full beard 30 years ago? Yeah, dude, I invented Henley style. A little salt and pepper. Me and Doc Workers, who was wearing beard 30 years ago? Yeah dude, I invented Henley style. Salt and pepper. Me and Doc Workers, who was wearing this 30 years ago. I'd love to hear your voice on a 13 year old version of you. I have a little thumb drive. David saw the way it's like when I'm 14. Yo, his voice.

You sounded just like that? No, God no, I sounded like such a coward. It was so South Dakota and pubescent. Hey Zwhack, get my sister. My buddy Zwhack, it's me going like, hey Zwhack, grab my sister. That's how he says it. Hey Zwhack, grab my sister.

I am Sean, I just started, I've been shredding for about six months now. And you know. Yeah, I wanna do that. It's crazy, you gotta put that up. I'll put some up on the Patreon. I wanna have Laura cut some stuff. They deserve that. Yeah, it's really good. They put that up. I'll put some up on the patreon. I want to have Laura cut some Yeah, it's really good

That's a Dakota world now this is just after the gangster days this is like right in the skateboard days no gangster days No, but the basement tapes. Oh the basement tapes. I thought you said the gangster tapes. Oh, so you said, we big pimpin' out here. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we set trippin' the other day. Oh, she had to go in there and you know. The insane part is that I was not a virgin when that footage you saw.

It really puts it in context. That is crazy to think about, crazy. Yeah. Was Wok? No. He's an older guy. Oh, God. He was 46. 46 year old I used to hang out with.

We're gonna get to my third pick, but first, I have been instructed in no uncertain terms to take a second break. Hey, we're back. Welcome back to All of Insy. Everything already in progress. It's time for me to make my second break. And we're back, welcome back to All Fantasy, everything already in progress. It's time for me to make my third pick. I am going to take, I guess that's to be a very specific location.

So I'm going to take like a house the morning after the first night of a comedy festival. Oh yeah. That's what I was, it's like a hungover kind of. Like a hangover, or it could be the place we stayed in New Orleans. Hangover Melo Festival. Somebody's usually bringing food or making food.

Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely, you like ordered in or somebody's making food, you're going over the last night but there's still like two more nights ahead. Yeah. So you like got after it but there's still like plenty of meat on the table. Pounding water. Pounding water, maybe having a couple morning drinks

to take the, you know, but it's just that, like, both you've done it, there's stuff to talk about, but there's still so much that lies ahead. Yeah, you guys look forward to it. Like, I got a show tonight, I'm not feeling that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get it together. Because the second, like, the second- There's always one guy you're looking for.

Yeah, yeah. I have not seen- Yeah, Ty, I have. There's always one guy you're looking for. Yeah. I have not seen. I have not seen Tom Togarro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got Tom at five in the morning.

And for some reason, there's somebody that's just a fan. Yeah, they're still there. You're like, what are you doing? Yeah, how'd they get there? Someone was like, well, no, who did you have sex with? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully I don't have to see it for the rest of this week. Because now you, because they got into the house, so now they think you guys are friends.

You know what I mean? We're not buddies. So-and-so is not here. We're calling you Crud behind your back, okay? The person they slept with is no longer there. They're like not there or they're like still in their room. Yeah, they got a B&B off campus. But that's the pic, yeah.

That morning at the Comedy Festival. It rules, passing the remote around a little bit. Oh, it's great. Sean Jordan, your third and fourth pic. Oh, it's on, oh shoot, I thought the hot corner. Oh my gosh, I'm ill-prepared. Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, I'll go back to being a kid, but a sleepover.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Just like we used to have huge, like eight, nine, we used to have huge guys staying over. Eight, nine, eight or nine kids sleeping in the basement, just like Tetris pieces. And it was amazing. Like, you know, huge, not just the one-on-one sleepover, like big-ass crew sleepovers.

And then- The most I ever got really, I think, outside of a birthday was like three. Oh, we had, I mean, there's photos where we had like 12, and just ran, I mean, it feels like every weekend. I was always orgies back in my day. No. We weren't doing that. 12 deep? That's impressive. Just ran. I mean it feels like every weekend. It was always already back in my day Orgy of pizza rolls, that's what it was. Yeah, I never had like I've never did anything like that big I think like four or five. I gotta pee keep talking. We would do huge crew sleepovers

It was so fun, and there's a picture like my mom would make um What is it called? It's called, it's that tear away like caramel bread that it's like monkey bread, monkey bread. She would make monkey bread in the morning. No, you don't have monkey bread? Oh, no. Yeah, I have. No, I was just joking.

Wake up. Do I need to? I was moving the mic away. I think we had so many time stamps over there. I'm probably just gonna not censor any of it really at this point. Mom, make it. Some of it you gotta get out of there Some of it I'll cut

You gotta get some of it out of there The stuff to cut I will cut but the slurs I will not censor I feel like cause they're not really I would Why you would? I don't mind I'm gonna say that we have an audience that I would not like to hear them

this bit back to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As somebody who's had that word thrown back in his face after doing a bit, I'm like, I don't like that. They love to make you think that it's okay for them. Ah, love that **** ban joke. And you're like, no. Yeah, you're like, no, you hit that too hard, bro.

You meant it when you said it. Yeah, yeah. That's why I will never ever be, you can usually tell. Like any movie, like any period piece where you're like, oh, I get to play a slave. I'm like, you think I'm gonna let anyone? Like, never.

Anyone? Like, I was like, bro. The way I would look at that white actor and go, I'm cutting all of this, right? I wish you would. This right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is the pod now.

This is the pod now. Yeah, this could stay. Just the choice words, I think. But I feel like if Fef was in a movie and said, he's about to say the N-word to you, I'm like, no, he ain't. But it's a major plot point. No, it's not. It does seem insane where it's like,

you're just going to scream it? You think I'm going to lead it on a Caprio and say the N- word to my face? I don't even need another slave movie. What the fuck are we talking about? I know, we're never, it's just truly... Again? Oh, weird, it won another...

It's up for Oscar consideration. Weird. It's so many. It's weird, it's like you guys... It's so, so many. It's weird, like every slave moving is so moving to you. But like when we're just like people in a movie, that's like maybe...

And there's not even an American black person in most of them. So that's like an American black person in most of them So it's like no one like that a single person Doesn't have slaves even getting money off of this Yeah Sean Sean Now you sit right there I thought you were gonna get up and walk out I also have to pee oh Everybody has to pee in the conversation took a turn we have sleepovers slavery You know that heavy sleepover top yeah

And now that you're here I got another question about something I don't believe Another question about something I don't believe. Another thing. Imagine trying to go to sleep in a sleepover. Just someone looking over there. Oh, that's good. Hey, what do you think about sleepovering? You know, I used to get so like, when I decided it was time to go to bed at the sleepover, I was like such an asshole to my friends.

I would, the switch would flip. If I decided it was time for us to all be asleep and like Adam and Phil would Be talking I would seriously be like we got Please shut the fuck up, please. Oh, that's so like I would I know cuz I'm like I want to get out I want to skate in the morning. Will you guys please shut up? Oh, see I was that I was we were delirious I'm just talking. That's how you get your I would have to leave the room sometimes I'd get That's how you get your hair. That's what they did. I would have to leave the room sometimes.

I'd get so mad. That's insane. As a 14 year old, I'm gonna go take a minute. Guys, when I come back, try to be more composed, okay? Can we please? I sleep better if people are talking. That's the weird thing about me. I also, yeah, I love that delirious talk.

That's my favorite part of the sleepover. We would. You just making up stories and just talking nonsense. Yeah. Our buddy. And like laughing to the point of like, even like more delirium. Our buddy would like pick he'd

He'd pick someone and he's he'd be like, all right I'm gonna go like bet crouch in front of their face and like spread my butt and fart in their face So he's like when I say hit the lights at the light and so he'd hit the lights and you'd look up and it'd be his butthole And he'd fart on you probably pink eye close and but it was Boy, if it wasn't you it sure was funny I've never probably pink eye close and but it was I close boy if it was if it wasn't you it sure was funny I'm never gonna pink eye Buddy we'll get you pink guy. No, thank you

Yeah, I never thought about that I was playing with danger I didn't get it from eating ass. I got it when I was playing with danger. I'm not eating ass-eye first. I didn't get it from eating ass. I got it when I was younger. I don't know what I got. Pool water? Maybe pool water. Pool, hot tubs, that's really... But usually when you go to water parks.

If you wipe your butt and don't wash your hands, rub your eyes. Water parks are like a pink eye. If you rip the poop out, and don't wash your... This is why you need a bidet. Pack it in your... Did you say rip it out?

Rip it out and just, you know, a beady boob for you, you gotta rip them out. This is gonna be so out of context when this drops, but Mom Donnie won the Democratic right? Oh, did he? Yes, he did. Did he get to that? Yes, oh my God.

That was crazy. That was, well, A, I think it was, they chose the second person. Why was that the choice? Why was that the choice? Why was that the choice? Of all the people. Cuomo? Fucking crazy.

It's like, they literally kicked him out. Being the governor. He did it before. But to be fair, a lot of people who got kicked out of being governor have gotten down to being a mayor. That's right. It's a natural step. He should have gone for Albany or something.

Like, Mary and Barry was being made. Rob Ford. Like, Mary and Barry. I watched that doc on Rob Ford the other day. I was just like, I forgot how nuts that was. Yeah, that was a time. And that was Canada, too, which is also like, damn. Crazy, a lot, like, multiple.

Yeah. Rob Ford? Rob Fortes of smoke crack. Yeah. Yeah. I guess a lot, like multiple Yeah. Relations of smoke crack. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we're gonna have a fucking. I don't even know how to get crack. No, I couldn't get crack. I couldn't even imagine how to get crack.

I'd have to make it. Yeah. You listen to Master P and make the sauce, get the ingredients. What is it, Coke and baking soda? How do you make? Well, that's the thing, like the way you can make me not do drugs is give me an extra step.

Yeah. Seriously, wait, does it come prepared? Out of the box. I said what? Give me one more step and the way I'll be like, ah, I'm fine. Oh, sorry, Sean, would you mind not crunching mints into the microphone?

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. They can see us now, dickhead. Oh no! Yeah. Remember when you get all flustered up top and talk about how to figure out to say we're on YouTube? They can see us now, dickhead. Oh no! Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you get all flustered up top and talk about how to figure out to say we're on YouTube? They can see us now.

Was I flustered about it? I took a subtle jab at you. I thought I did a clunk for that. Is it my fourth turn? Was that subtle? Nah. Yes it is. That was a, what's the opposite of subtle?

Conspicuous. What is it? What's the opposite of subtle? Obvious? Conspicuous. Okay. In the club, looking all conspicuous. What is it? What's the episode of the summer? Obvious? Conspicuous? Okay. In the club looking all conspicuous?

Abrasive? Abrasive? I like a barbecue. I'm the one. I'm the one who likes a barbecue. He looked at my computer screen. I do like a barbecue. Barbecues rule.

I mean I feel like we've talked about it at length on this show specifically but it's just it's the best. It is. You get the daytime hang, it could go into the night, kids around, everyone's having fun, everyone's in a good mood at a barbecue all the time. I also think I love barbecues, I wish people weren't ambitious unless they knew how to barbecue. Yeah. Like don't do it unless you mean it. Some people don't do it unless you mean it. Yeah I think a lot of people forget that a barbecue is still cracking with the very basics. Yeah, yes. I've been guilty of that.

Cheeseburgers, dogs and winks, corn. Like you really don't have to do much for it to be awesome. True, but don't bring chicken in unless you know how to make chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't make a thing that you don't know how to make for the first time at a party. It should never be the first time.

Don't test it out over here. You test out that shit in the house. That's a house test. Test out some shit in the house. I do love a barbecue. It's just, it smells good. Mm-hmm. It's so enticing.

I'm guilty of getting overly ambitious with a barbecue. Not, everything within my range. Like, I know how to cook all of it, but like, where I'm like, why am I smoking a pork shoulder for 12 hours when I could've made burgers? Yeah, but here's the thing. Everybody would've loved the burgers. Everybody would've loved the burgers.

I still would appreciate a smoked pork shoulder. No, you appreciate it for sure. But I think that like as good as smoked pork shoulder is, if it's up here, burgers and dogs. They're not far. Yeah, they're not far, but here's the thing. You want me to talk about your, we're not about to talk about the next day?

Yeah. The smoked pork. Oh, it's so good. Also, you have the next day. I'll tell people about that the next day. I have this great pork shoulder. I'm like, yeah, I enjoy the burgers and hot dogs, but the next day, I didn't talk about burgers and hot dogs.

I'll eat a link the next day. A hot link? You know how I like it, burgers and cheese. I feel like when it's stewed and it's fat again like that. Hot link with even more spicy barbecue sauce on top of it. Yes. A hot link so hot it cracked open. Yeah.

Burnt. Just yeah, nothing but like crispy pork skin of any form. It's the best. It's just. Yeah, yeah. Barbecue. Ah.

Perfect. I weighed in a lot too. Yeah. I'm gonna take it. I can't believe it's still on the table. I'm gonna take the roost. Oh, the roost. Whatever that means to you, whatever your roost is. I think dive bar.

Dive bar, that's what I'm saying. I'm taking dive bar. Like just, not like just dive bar, dive bar. Like real dive bar. Actual. Like actual dive bar. Like the roost. Like you have, like they Dive Bar, Dive Bar, like real Dive Bar. Actual. Like the Roost. Like you have, like they'll,

you can pay in pennies if you want to, and they wouldn't be bothered. They'll take it. I'm talking the Roost, the standard in Portland, which is like an actual Dive Bar, not like a Disneyland Dive Bar. Top Hat back in Sioux Falls. Yeah.

Yeah. I guess the Slammer in Portland is another one. Yeah, we have the Chorus in Seattle. The Squire in Denver. All the true dive bars in Seattle I don't think are good. Yeah, you have to go to Bellingham or something. Not Bellingham, what's the coastal city way up north? What's that, the Navy?

Bellingham, right? Bremerton? Bremerton? Bremerton, yeah, Bremerton, Bremerton. Bellingham is like where, isn't that really rich? Yeah, there's a lot, all of Washington has. Bellevue is really rich. Oh, Bellevue, man, I was thinking.

A lot of Washington has money somewhere. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, like we went to the ruse, what, a month ago or whatever, and it took them 45 seconds to recognize us. It's been years. It was crazy. Poor David Cuddy Sark. Shot of Cuddy. It was crazy.

To be fair, like that's, you can't expect anybody to have a memory. No, they did remember us. Oh, they did remember us? We hadn't been in. That's impressive. We hadn't been in years. We had not been since 2019. They recognized us immediately.

Siri, play Crazy Town. Sorry, we've been doing that. All series go off. No, that's for the listeners. It's been happening to them every week. Oh my God, you guys are brutal. We played it at the Roost. That's been happening to them every week. Oh my God. You guys are brutal. We played it at the Roost.

We all played it at the Roost. All of us. That song is a song. Yeah. RIP. The Diver, I just love it. I love the comfort of it. I love the, in various words,

sometimes if it's just you and another person. Yeah, totally. In the afternoon, you know, if it's you and like, if there's 12 of you and it's like somebody's birthday party, it's all good. Also the great thing about the Roost, it's really like, on Diapers in general,

if there's a police car chase on the TV, and like collectively, everyone's rooting for the person to get away. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, yeah. Just like, fuck you pigs. Like I've seen, I feel like that's a very LA thing too, like seeing a car chase. Absolutely.

In a bar. A Dodger game or a car chase. On the TV in the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're having a good time, or the Lakers losing. Oh wow. Yes. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The National Basketball Podcast. Solomon, time for your fourth pick. Thank you. All right, this, sorry. Outside of a bad party. Oh, there you go. Outside of a bad party and you get to talk shit

with your friends about everybody inside that bad party. That is, I can be outside of a bad party until the fucking night. Yes, yes. Especially if they have booze we can steal. Even better. This is so fucking dumb. Not going somewhere else.

You're not going to someone's yard. You're not the person you're talking shit with at this bad party. At this bad party. And you're walking, it's too close to your house for you to go to somebody else. People are going in, they're like, I'll see you inside, and you're like, oh, I'm taking off.

And then when they leave two hours later, you're still there. You're not a people that hang out, like you're having a party or whatever, and there's people who are like, you're just gonna be outside, you're just gonna be out here, huh? And you're like, yeah, this is the party I wanna go to.

Your party sucks. But you don't wanna say that out loud. You're like, yeah, I'm good out here. Yeah, I'm just, I'm out here. There are too many lights on in your house. And also, I just, I love that vibe where it's your friends against everybody else. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that short guy's in there doing too much.

Yeah. Bad music. Yeah. Yeah. Like, the music's too loud and bad. And like, it's like one good song and then three bad songs. Yeah.

So you can't even get any rhythm into it. You're like, what are all these like Ibiza club mixes of songs I do wanna hear? Oh, it's just, oh my God. Always like a YouTube of like a very bad DJ set. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm into. What are these Ibiza club mixes of songs I do wanna hear? Oh my God, always like a YouTube of a very bad DJ set. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You hear an ad break every six minutes. And you're just fucking chain smoking

with your buddies outside. You're like, we can't go back in there. I love that. This sucks, man. This sucks, but we're not gonna leave. I stole some forks. The idea of being trapped somewhere with my friends is always just...

It's always fun. It's just fun. It is fun. It is fun. And just like... Final neck episode. Yeah. Oh yeah? It is great. It is great. It is great. That's a great pick.

David, time for your fourth and then your final pick. Fourth pick, the last two hours of work before a holiday weekend. Oh buddy! Just like it's like, it's the best, it's the best it is. Oh my God. Good job, bad job, whatever. That last couple hours, we're all going to Thanksgiving

or whatever, it's just like, it's magic, man. We have a two week hiatus coming up on Thursday, and I'm like wishing I was in the office for it, even though I've only been in the office for two days. Ever. But yeah, that feeling is just like, because it's like, no matter how much you love or hate your job, it's still your job.

Yeah. And it's like, you still don't get that many periods away from it if you work in an office type of situation. So it's just that feeling. And it's like collective excitement, whatever it is. Even if people hate the holidays, they're excited to not be at work, you know what I mean? And it's just such a fun.

And at the end of the day, it's like winding down. You know what I mean? It's just such- So we play some music, maybe in a way they're not supposed to usually, but you're like, how's it going? Or maybe there's like a, they had an office party, so there's like food that's not usually around.

And you know, you take a couple calls, but. Yeah, well. There were, I've never said this. You're high. Never been on wax with this one. We, a couple times, we made like Jägerbaum in like a Coke bottle or whatever and brought it into work for the last couple hours

before like Christmas. Which job? At the call center at HSBC. In a Coke, if you put it. No, yeah, yeah. Which job? Call center? At the call center at HSBC. In a Coke, if you put it in. No, no, not in a Coke, but in a Coke bottle. I'm saying if you put it in a Coke bottle,

I think it's just Red Bull and Jaeger. What I'm saying, but. But it's not a Jaeger, is it a Bombstone? Oh right, no, it's Red Bull and Jaeger, right. Okay. Yeah, you know I used to order those, I'd get pint glasses and I'd be like, give me a triple Jaeger Bomb with ice in it.

I've seen you do it. That would be my drink. I've seen you do it. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, we, a couple times where I'm like, this is dicey, but I'm so excited to go to Kerschman's after this Sunday night party. We just couldn't, you just couldn't contain it. It's awesome.

It's such a good feeling, man. It's such a good feeling. And your bosses aren't even working. They're like, exactly, cause I'm thinking specifically call center stuff where it's like Also, no one's calling in because it's like a Friday before Christmas. No That Christmas or Thanksgiving it's like, you know, you look up at the queue is zero Yeah, one call comes in every 25 minutes here who gets it

And so you're all listening like how's clack gonna deal with this call? You're standing up on top of the cubicle. We used to have marshmallow fights. They'd let us throw marshmallows at each other to like relieve the stress. Talking to your work crush, what's up Francesca? What are you, do Hispanic people celebrate Thanksgiving? I respect that. Cause I leave before the two hours.

You're like bye. I leave so quick you have. I remember like the last show we would like, you know, like on the Late Late Show, on a Wednesday, we would have the holiday party that night. We would still do an episode on the Thursday, but everyone on Thursday like flew went on their flights, you know, back to England or whatever.

So Wednesday night would be the holiday party. And the show would start taping at like five. And when that happened, you're like, I think my job's done. Everyone would start drinking. And then the people who were in production would get off and then catch up. And then we were all just going into the holiday party

from that. It was the fucking best. You'd stay there every now and again. Didn't you stay there a couple times? Like on the couches? More than I once, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, that's perfect. Alone?

Good job. Alone. That's how you do it. Utterly. Deeply alone. Oh well, alone with a caterer's tray of... Brother, that's alone. Noodle. That's double alone. Whatever you're about... Brother, that's a loan. Noodle.

That's double a loan. Whatever you're about to say, it's a loan. The loan increase. More a loan. That's the loan you're usually running from. It was good, though. When I woke up. And your final pick?

Airport. Oh, yeah. Like, you're there with friends? I love, I think that like, especially- Like an airport run-in? No, like an airport together, because what I was gonna say was, we, what we do, we all travel so much, but it's such a solitary experience. And I think with the airport specifically,

you get so locked into your airport routine. Yeah, 100%. Where it's just like, I do this, I go here. And then the other day, when I came out to LA, I flew with my girl and it was like, oh this is like nice, it's exciting, it's fun. I'm going somewhere. All the things, all the excitement of the airport

is unlocked when you're with somebody else. Not mumbling through the TSA the whole time, like fucking like. When I'm by myself, my headphones are on the entire time. Completely. My headphones never leave, I'm pissed at everybody who doesn't on the entire time. Completely. My headphones never leave. I'm pissed at everybody who doesn't know how to travel as good as I do.

You know what I'm saying? I'm seething, dude. I'm like, I'm muttering to people. I'm so mad at the airport, but like, when you're with a friend, or like sometimes, like it's a surprise, like after a festival, and it's like, oh shit, you're taking the 1130 back to LA? Hell yeah.

Yeah, you're all in the flight together. Now you and Dulce are in line and you walk past Angela Lansbury and Dulce says, murder she wrote's on this flight. You know? Or whatever. Or whatever happened. That's exactly what she would say.

Yeah, that happened. Or like right after Baron Vaughn got Grace and Frankie and some lady's like, I just need to tell you, I love Grace and Frankie. And you've never seen that happen to your friend and you're still in coach and that like shit like that is like, especially with comedy. It's all, and that's like when you first start,

that's what you hope for is the kind of thing of like traveling cool places with people you really like. Absolutely. So yeah, the airport is all, and it's just we're there by like. Absolutely. The ultimate goal. So yeah, the airport is, and it's just we're there by ourselves. No, no, I love it. I have like, the feeling of like taking over,

like everyone in the row is your friend. That is. Yeah, oh God. Or you're in the window of the aisle and then unknown's in the middle. I remember when Dave and I had the aisles. Yeah, me and you, we were having a weird conversation. We were talking about crazy shit.

It was very racial. But if you could lift the armrest up, and just two of you on a whole row by yourself. That's the best. And it's like you're more inclined to be social when you're friends, because when you're by yourself, I don't want to talk to anybody on the plane. You ask me, I'm shutting down, I don't give it to anybody.

Oh yeah, if you ask me to move seats, the way I will say no, even if it's a better seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if it's a better seat. But you got like two friends on there, it's like being on the school bus again. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say when you see like a high school team all traveling together. Oh, I'm so jealous. Pure fun.

They're having the time of their life. They couldn't be more excited. They're all wearing the same thing. Yeah. I never thought gummy you were fun. They're having the time. I'm gonna be more they're all wearing the same thing. Yeah I never thought gummy bears. They don't even can't know not a lick of alcohol. I'm just happy be alive I'm goofing. I'm half cocked in line like really really want an eye Film every second of it Your teammates are brothers It's a brotherhood, enjoy it. You're not teammates, you're brothers. This isn't AY basketball, it's a sisterhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Solomon, your final pick. I think this one might be my favorite one of all time, and that is a friend's apartment rooftop either the 4th of July or New Year's Eve, and there's fireworks going off. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yes. You feel so alive. I feel like we have those photos. All of us have those photos. Yes. Friend hangs on the 4th of July.

They're like my favorite. And the fireworks going off and you're just all drunk and just...vibed. Those holidays, not that they're not good, but the holidays where you don't have necessarily family responsibility Yeah, it's just your friends. It's just it's that's that is it's New Year's Eve and what are you doing? Why I gotta go hang out with my family and yeah, yeah, everybody knows I hang out with my dad on Resolution I'll never I don't give a shit about Independence Day No, I want to hang out with my friends and do something stupid?

Like have a barbecue and watch fireworks? Well a township spends half its budget on fire. Yes. Yes. I think for me that's just ideal. The school doesn't have AC, but there's a lot of fireworks up there. And this is the city of fireworks.

This is the city of fireworks. I fly over it during 4th of July. I hear that's amazing. Like flying over LA or Vegas on the 4th. Like Highland Park especially. Cool. They started on June 15th. They start on Juneteenth.

They're going now. They call it the not Juneteenth. That's a good pick, fuck. Time for my final pick. It final pick. I'm gonna take it. Even though it's not a pure hangout there are ulterior motives. Sex. Sex. With your friend. No. Take him. And start. I'm taking podcasts. This has been a good hang. This has been a good hang this has been a great Pleasant it is weird that we're not any on that one. We have to hear that. I know Probably gonna blow it. Yeah, I don't think you could beat that now. It was going to be my pick No, I shut, dickhead. I think it is a testament to how we do it though,

because have you ever done one? Yeah, it's some time where you're like, I've done podcasts before where you walk away like, that was so... And it was like people you like, and you're like, that fucking sucks. I did one. You know what, don't delete this part.

I'll say it right now. There's an Deleted episode a lost episode of my podcast the old one and it was Snooki and it was truly so hard It will never see the light of day the Jews Yeah, I do understand how excited I was to see Snooki. Yeah, and be like, I love you so much in the way she was like Yeah It was truly like, it was like, truly like. Just giving you nothing, you're like, hey, just play the game a little bit. Yeah, and that's the thing,

a good hang is a good podcast. Yes. And a bad hang is a bad podcast. It's a bad podcast. Truly, truly, truly, truly. Yeah, I've done, I've been guests on ones. There was one, there was one in this building. I don't, I can't like.

Say it, it was JRE. What's JRE? Joe Rogan Experience. Oh, Joe Rogan, I was on the JRE, yeah, yeah, yeah. But where I went in and like, I'm like, are they fucking with me? Like, the vibes were so bad that I thought they were fucking with me.

And then it was just over all of a sudden, in the middle. And I'm like, one guy got up and left, and it was over, and I'm like, and one guy got up and left, and I was like, it's over? And they're not even, it was just the weirdest, tensest hang. Yeah.

But it's funny because all fandoms like their podcast equally, so sometimes you'll hear somebody be like, I love that one, and you're like, cause that guy's a dick. Well there's also, they're good ones, they're good ones that you have to write a story for. And you're like, it's still a good podcast,

but I'm like, I'm not a good hang. No, not a good hang. No. Not a good hang, like, oh, let's just tell your story. I'm like, yeah, I'm happy to do that. But I'm like, damn. This one, we build the plane while it's in the air. Yeah, that's why it works.

Yeah, that's why it's so much more fun. That's why it's so fun. Yeah, what a great button to put on this, Sean. Yeah. Yeah. Prison. Uh, yeah. What a great button to put on this, Sean. Yeah. Prison. Oh, yeah. Like prison with all your friends? What?

No, I'm kidding. A skate park. A skate park. I like hanging out at the skate park. That was good. That was good. Do you like skateboarding? We don't skate as much as you do in college.

Yeah, cool. Right. I know. You just sat off with that one. Yeah, I should have ended with podcasting. First trial material. Are you guys Are you guys in skateboarding? Virtue signaler over here. You going to the park?

You going to the park? Okay. The skate park, that's what we call barbecues, dude. Skate park. You got a hoard of the skate park. Chillin' in the park, man, there's any version of it, but like, you know. Shreddin'?

Yeah, yeah, shralpin', dude. Are we? Clicking that tail around. It does look awesome. It always looks so fun. Yeah, you're rollerralpin dude. Are we? Clicking that tail around. It does look awesome. It always looks so fun. Yeah, your roller blade, get it, your roller blade. They call it the surfboard of the earth. The surf, the earth board.

Yeah. I did love rollerblading. Yeah, I'll buy that for free. I was a roller skater. You love rollerblading, right? Bloler-baiting. He's salty that I took a podcast. I actually roller skated the other night.

I roller skated the other night. No, skateboard, skate park, yeah. It's not enough. Now he's trying to him. I actually skated the other night. No, skate park. Now he's trying to slough it off, but he's upset. I've gotten fucked up at a skate park many times. A lot of my friends were skaters. It's a great place to get drunk. First of all, it's always 2-11. Get into it with adults, drugs, drinking.

Girls would come hang out. You actually get to skate, learn tricks. It's got all the mischievous little makings of a little middle school stew. And the parents getting mad at you. There's also always a random thing. 43 year old man, middle school stew. I capitalized on the yawn.

All the mischievous little makings of a middle school stew. That's it. I can't, I knew you'd do it. Are you saying middle school stew? That's what he said. He said high school stew. He said the mischievous little makings

of a middle school stew. What's what he said. He said high school stew. He said the mischievous little makings of a middle school stew. What a perilous gathering of words. Yeah, that is really, you gotta be a surgeon. You just put them all, what order do you think these should go in? There's some guy named Stew Middle School. Mm-hmm. That's true.

That is not what you, that's not a nickname you want to have. To middle school. And middle school is a family last name. No, no, the Cleveland middle school. Oh, no, middle name is school. Middle name is middle. Middle name is middle. To school. Middle name is middle.

Now that's a good thing to end on. What a fun joke that we had from my pick. We had a good time. We have a good time together. We had a great time. Which is why I took podcasting. Yeah, this episode should be... Into right there.

Maybe put my, maybe like, surge in mine, put it at the end, drop it. Right. No. That was a big, don't talk to me like that. Right. Do you have one? No. Yeah, do you have a pick? Oh yeah. I think that was a big don't talk to me like that Yeah, I have I love a parking lot hang after work or an event or dinner I love a parking lot. I do it. I probably hang out in parking lots way more than I hang out like in an actual enclosure Yeah in high school. That was it. That was well Safely parking lot. I've sealed firewood from there. Yeah, we used to steal firewood and then go to and pumpkin field. Oh

What would you do with the pumpkins were you stealing just for the thrill of it? That's a little bit. Yeah, you like throw the big is on seeds But my I will mention after after a friend either gets fired or broken up with. Oh. Yeah. That's always a good fucking hang. That fucking hang. When you don't give a fuck no more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, we're gonna be carrying this guy in here. Oh, yeah. You're like, we're gonna do whatever the fuck we want tonight. Yeah, yeah. We all got fired. We're gonna fuck him.

We all got fired. We all got broken up with And you're the one who has to like work tomorrow I don't give a fuck I'll call in My boy got fired Then your alarm goes off at 730 You're like fuck, fuck Hey I woke up with it

Scratching my throat I don't think I should come in Uh, excellent picks all. Did we leave anything fun on the board? The green room. I feel like it's something that's so specific to you guys. I didn't even think about the green room. The green room can be, it can go two ways.

It can be a bad hang as well. It can get real chatty back there with a lot of small talk. Also like the after party after party can be some of the best hangs and worst hangs of your life. The after party too is can always, can be some of the best hangs and worst hangs of your life. The after party too is too much for me. It's too fast and furious. If the after party too is my place, maybe.

Yeah. It's not that bad of a hangin'. But after party too is awful. A lot of times you're like, why are we at far too late? It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous. Too late, too dangerous. I'm too drunk to make a decision worth any shit.

Two people are gonna fuck tonight that shouldn't be fucking and it's gonna be a bad problem. Yes. I can't even say the normal stuff I can say. I don't know, whatever big words I think I can say when I'm not drunk, forget about it if you have to. Yeah, when you hit that drink at Blinken.

Yeah. When the wall becomes your best friend. That's one of those things where you're like, oh man, sorry. Solomon puts you in a car and sends you home. Oh, that's happened to all of us. Sure has. I forgot about that.

Sure has. I've been let out of my car. It's time for you to go, buddy. Oh, you're an angel. It's the sweetest, it's the sweetest. All right, pal, it's time for you to get out of here. When you're like, find yourself being led to a car. You're like, oh, it's my time.

Are we going? No, no, no, we are not. Yeah, I'm fine. I can handle myself. You're gonna shut the shit down's my time. It's my time. No, no, no, we are not. Yeah, I'm fine. I believe in myself. You're gonna shut the shit down. I have to go home. I'll see you when you wake up. It is one of the great kindnesses.

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