All Fantasy Everything - Rappers with Lil or Young in Their Name (w/ Jak Knight, David Gborie and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: June 7, 2018

Will also accept Li'l, Little and Yung. The Good Vibes Gang is joined by comedian and TV writer Jak Knight to draft rappers with Lil or Young in their name. Thank you to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring this episode of All Fantasy Everything. For just $5, you can get their Daily Essentials Starter Set. Check it all out at dollarshaveclub.com/allfantasy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that's thinking about getting into skateboarding. Yeah! Right in. There it is. Now we can just continue talking about it. Sure. So the thing with longboard, you can get everything out of a normal board. You can get all the benefits of a longboard and still not have the actual longboard. You just get big cruiser wheels, nice bearings, tighten up the trucks, Anything out of a normal board, you can get all the benefits of a longboard and still not have the actual longboard.

You just get big cruiser wheels, nice bearings, tighten up the trucks, and get a big eight and a half inch board by 33 inches long. The board that Sean hooked me up with is thick. It looks like a swimming pool diving board. You need the dog. You need the paddle board. It's like Andre the Giant's femur. It's like the Charmin quilted of skateboards. That's femur. What's like the Charmin quilted of skateboards? That's the thickness.

Four-ply, just like a house with an attic and a basement level toilet paper. Yeah, dude. You need that basement. You got a sump pump in there? Yeah. Because you're not trying to like, you're not trying to like, I'm not trying to ollie or do any tricks. You could shove it though, probably. I think fat dudes could shove it.

That's where you do it. You can talk anytime you want, Jack. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't. Oh, you didn't. Okay. Hi, I'm Jack Knight. I'll officially introduce you in a second, but we just bullshit.

Don't introduce yourself. But don't be the fast skateboarders. I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know where, and that's why I'm not confident on it, but I know I've seen fast skateboarders, and I want better for y'all. I follow one on Instagram.

Yeah, there's a couple. Oh, I follow some on Instagram. Skateboarders are so cool, by the way. I follow like 10 black skateboarders, three girls, and like four fat guys. They all either have no money or all the money. How do they have so much money? Most of them have no money.

But yeah, the ones that got all the money? No money, but then like other ones like sell stickers. Is it like rappers? They made an empire off of that. Is it like rappers where they say they have a bunch of money? No, I don't think so. Nigel Houston has like 10 cars.

He's a millionaire. There's no like community behind like skateboarders being like, I'm rich. There's no reason to do that.

To be a rapper you have to gloat. To be a skateboarder you just have to like be kind of weird towards women. Yeah, what's the... Skateboarders are always

fucking weird skateboarding community is one of the only communities that I don't think that the me too shit's gonna happen to you'll never make it

out of that it's like football yeah skating it's not a big enough I mean it's huge it's huge

it is it's huge but it's also like there isn't enough good people in charge to make something happen compared to like Hollywood I know everyone is shitty as Hollywood but like it's also like there isn't enough good people in charge to make something happen compared to Hollywood. I know everyone is shitty as Hollywood, but I don't know. Yeah, I mean, well, skateboarding would just be like the general society having a grand Me Too movement.

It's small enough. You got to attack someone's bank, though. You got to get their pockets. That's the reason why no one's going to—I'm sure there's a whole bunch of actors who did shitty shit to women, but they're either dead or stopped working. Yeah. All the people who got Me Too kept going to auditions. Dumbass, get out when you got it, dog. Get out when you got it, bro.

You tried to come back. You tried to double down. They stayed at the table. Bro, you had 20. Who are you? Who are you? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are coming back?

No, you're going to rape all you. Who are you? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are coming back? Noah, you're going to rape all of you. That being said, I'm clean. Tourcation 2 coming this summer. Come see me. Tourcation 2.

You're going to get another poster, man? Yeah, I'm going to do Tourcation Strikes Back this year. Is it going to be you and Keith 30 again? Yeah, me and Keith 30. We're back in the Volvo all summer. AC blows cold. We're going to be all right. You're free.

That's my favorite thing about you. I know. You're so fucking free you guys people here's the thing I don't think grass is greener being free was cool at like 24

yeah I'm 31 I just want health insurance sure it's not that cool to be cool to your friends anymore yeah like when I was like 26

like even I'd take meetings and people would be like who are you where did you come from you could just be in Omaha tomorrow. And now my agent's like, yeah, you could be in Omaha tomorrow. Go to this fucking audition, you idiot.

But I'm on the other end of it where I am 24 and I put napkins in my lap. You're 24? Yeah. I'm going to shoot myself. You just pull up in a Jeep. I walked here from the train. It's a cool Jeep, too. I pull up in my girl's Jeep. I from the train. It's a cool Jeep, too. I pull up in my girl's Jeep.

I pull up in my girl's Jeep. That's cooler. Okay, okay. That's exactly what I said. You want to double down. No, no. You want to double down. No, no.

Your girl's got a car. All right. That's cool. No, that's cool, man. All right. He pulls up. I'm like, it's a dope whip. He goes, it's my girl's.

I'm like, dope her. That's it. No, like, if you ever see my act i'm the shivers shiftless nigga that i am on stage off stage that is true and i can appreciate no one ever like if everyone if you ever i'm not fake it's like yo did jack really say bitch that much yeah yeah yeah i'll be hanging out bro the microphone's the only difference and not all the time sometimes at a party there's a microphone

but the tour is gonna be fun man maybe you can get a jeep halfway through it maybe it'll go real well you know I'm not gonna get a jeep maybe the AFP fans will come out I'm gonna get arrested

halfway through it yeah that's true you wanna borrow my girl's jeep oh shit no your girl doesn't want me to borrow her jeep cause now I'm Tyrone.

I've noticed that, by the way, is that I'm very Tyrone status. Like you can call her Tyrone. With my friends who are married. It's just like, oh, David's coming over. Oh, that Tyrone. So you're going to get drunk all weekend and not hang out with your kid. Wow. Oh, because David's in town.

David's on tour. You haven't seen him in 10 years. You're Galifianakis. I don't even think it's Galifianakis. They got to be with their kid all the time. You're just in town for a weekend. Yeah, man. And that's what I say to them.

Yeah. I'm like, you got to be at your kid all the time. It's Friday night. We're in Cleveland. Let's get this seafood. Come out. You got to be at your kid all the time. Wives don't want that, though.

No, they don't. So when do you think this became a thing? Man, here's the issue is that I have been a rascal the whole time. Like even as a kid, I was like, we would go on field trips

and then I'd get caught like playing in the garbage behind the art museum. Like it was never like a new, like I'd just always been like a, not like a rat.

Rat's not the right word. Wiley. Feisty boy. No, like a ferret. I rat. Rat's not the right word. Wily. A feisty boy. No, like a ferret. I've just been... Yeah, yeah. A ferret. Yeah, because I'm real smart, but also I'll steal your watch.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I love shiny shit. Sure. But there's an elegance to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look good wet.

You do. Listening, dude. Yeah, I'm always listening. What is it? Huck Finn? Yeah. You're like Huck Finn's friend That they couldn't write about Cause they couldn't add

A black character Right right It wasn't acceptable Well here's the issue Huck Finn did have a friend Oh he did Yeah His name was Nigger Jim

I don't know No no no You would've been like Nigger Whoever the fuck Your name would've been The other one But you would've been

Okay with it Yeah yeah I was with the Huck Finn activities For sure Yeah Yeah like I wouldn't The Huck Finn activities for sure yeah like I wouldn't have had the Huck Finnery

yeah like if we were if it was like the 20s I'd be like your friend who doesn't have shoes a lot and everybody would be like you know what I'm saying everybody would be like

David doesn't have any shoes we're grown men and you'd be like he just never liked shoes but one day you have a gold watch but still no shoes yeah the next day you don't have either

yeah it's a tough it's yeah. It's a tough cross. James, I know David's coming over this weekend. Don't you dare give him another pair of shoes. Don't you dare. They're gonna end up on a roof. I feel like that's a conversation my mom and my dad have

on the reg. David's coming back for Christmas. Don't buy him any fucking shoes, Sarah. Every time he comes here, you buy him four. He's gonna come back for more shoes. Yeah, every time he comes home, you buy him any fucking shoes, Sarah. Every time he comes here, you buy him four. He's going to come back for more shoes. Yeah, every time he comes home,

you buy him four fucking pairs of shoes. Tell him to get a job. But I always make money. It's a level out. Yeah. Yeah. Has a wife yelled at you like publicly in front of people?

No, but I do have, I got a couple of wives who like low key do it. I've had that happen where it's like, I'll come into town like a tornado and like a couple, a couple of the ladies will get upset. Because if you just live a boring life, I'm hell. I've had that happen where it's like I'll come into town like a tornado and like a couple

of the ladies will get upset. Because if you just live a boring life, I'm hell. Because it's that excuse. It's not you. It's just the idea of you like someone coming into town and the dude's like, tight. I'm going out. I'm going to go get wild tonight like I used to. Yeah. You guys are freedom when you guys go to town.

It's the excuse. I remind you of when you were 20 and you used to hit people. It's also, they get to experience the romanticism of the lifestyle without the pitfalls of it. Yeah, because they still have health insurance. So they get to run. Exactly. They get to go back home and they're on their sectional couch watching their pay cable. Sectional's have come up a couple times.

Dog. I think you just need to get one. It's on the brain. And they're great because I have one. They're so up a couple times. Dog. I think you just need to get one. It's on the brain. And they're great because I have one. Yeah. They're so amazing. They're so good.

I bought a fucking like night couch. It's a drug dealer couch but that's not a big deal. I want a drug dealer couch. I want drug dealers to hang out. I like drugs so much.

There's nothing more powerful than when you're on like a sectional couch and you're like what's your girl and then other people just sitting upright

and you're just laying down. And you're on that fucking like You're on the lay down part and you're just like I'm your girl? And then other people just sitting upright and you just laying down. And you're on that fucking like the emperor part. And you're just like, I'm in bed and y'all up. It is like that. I'm in bed and y'all just sit straight up. Like a bunch of peons.

Because they don't want to get comfortable, so they're like sitting on the edge. Straight back. And then they got to be like, yeah, back's all weird. And you don't have to cock your head to look at the TV either. You're staring straight at the TV.

That's what I'm saying. You know what's sick though? Don't get a leather one because we live in LA. Leather in LA is just bad. Bad news. Across the board. Yeah.

You're gonna come back from a comedy weekend somewhere and I'm going to be, you almost won't be able to find me the sectionals because it's gonna be so big. I'll be tapping on it. You're gonna hear a bell

and then you'll, oh, there he is. Oh, Ian is the sectional. My homie's got a sectional back home, and it's crazy because it's all automatic, automated, but then it's got a cooler in the middle one. Shut up, man. That's a lot. So you pop it, and there's a cooler.

Everyone in South Dakota, everyone in Midwest area has sectionals. Everyone in my hometown has sectionals. That's the fucking living room. Graduate high school, get a girlfriend, get a sectional. You're a king. Start paying taxes. Or stop. All sectional everything.

I want to send a quick shout out. I know we usually do those at the end. This guy Michael McAllister hit me up. He said they're doing this thing called All Fayetteville Everything. Yeah, dude. At the Puritan Coffee and Beer Shop. This is May 20th, so by the time this comes out, it will have happened.

I just saw that. They're going to draft Fayetteville, right? That's just tight. They're drafting the whole city, and people are showing up. That's awesome. Shout out to all of you. That's so sick. Yeah, that is great.

I like it. Yeah, I like people. Ten plus people drafting, six things each. Damn. That's so long. What do you think? Food, drink, places in town, events and activities, Fayetteville drafting, six things each. Damn. That's so long. Food, drink, places in town, events and activities, Fayetteville famous, and then a free pick. Those are the rounds.

Damn. That sounds sick. Everyone do that in your city. Hit us with the results. Get a crew together. Go to a bar. Do that in your city. That's so cool.

Yeah. You're going to Arkansas. I'm going to Arkansas. You're going to Arkansas. I'm going to Little Rock and most likely Rogers again, but I'm not 100% sure. Okay. I assume that Fyatville is close to Little Rock. I know nothing of their state.

I don't know, but I've always had fun in Arkansas. Shout out to Chris Pierce. That dude kicked a dog dead one time. What? Why'd you shout him out? What a transition. He'll tell you. He'll tell you if you ask him about it.

Wait, I don't want to talk to him. Was one swift kick? Yeah, he's like one of those MMA kind of dudes. Why did he kick a dog? I think it was coming at him. I don't think he was just walking around. Dog had it coming? Yeah, then he was like, foop.

So now we have to ask the proper question. Did he kick forward? Did he kick up? Or did he kick down? I think it was sideways. Did he stomp the dog? I think it was turn the hip. Oh stomp the dog? I think it was like turn the hip. Oh, so he got like the straight like to the knee.

Yeah, I think it was threatening his family. Regretting shit. I think it was like, yeah, I think it was threatening his family or something. What's a scary cartoon dog that we can put in the listener's head so they don't feel bad? The Tom and Jerry dog. Oh, yeah, it was the Tom and Jerry dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Tom and Jerry dog.

Kicked it dead. And it was. It was also a cartoon. I mean, he's also a very funny comedian, Chris Pierce. But yeah, that dude kicked a dog. He sounds funny. Kicked him dog. Kicked it dead. And it was. It was also a cartoon. I mean, he's also a very funny comedian, Chris Pierce. But yeah, that dude kicked a dog. He sounds funny. Kicked him dead. Kicked him dead.

If you kicked a dog dead. He sounds funny. You better be funny on stage. Because then you're just a sociopath. Your next comedian kicked a dog to death. Give it up for Chris Pierce, ladies and gentlemen. Kicked a dog dead. Oh, man.

Oh, he does clubs and colleges all over the country, and he once kicked a dog in half. Oh, boy. Sean Jordan in the studio. What happened? Speaking of dogs, you're my dog for life. Playboy. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram.

Nailed it. Marissa, when does this come out? June 7th. Okay, I'm back from London, baby. We're great. Playboy. I fly back to London in three days, though. Glad to have you back.

Yeah, thanks. Good to be back. Yeah, nothing in June. Listen to this and maybe some shows in LA. I don't know. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Go to Cheap Hair Jordan's at the Improv. Yeah.

There it is. Somebody needs to go to that fucking show. Otherwise, they're not going to let us do it anymore. So go to Cheap Hair Jordan. Sean're not going to let us do it anymore. Sean Jordan's not the only voice you heard. You also heard Jack Knight in the studio with us. It's Jack Knight on Twitter, and that's J-A-K-N-I-G-H-T. It's Jack Knight on Instagram as well?

Yeah, JackKnight123. There it is, cross-platform. JackKnight123. What do you got coming? This comes out June 7th. June 7th. People can come see you or stuff you've done, people can watch.

I'll be in the comics trip in Edmonton. I don't know where this is. Canada. In Canada? Huh? Edmonton, Alberta.

Yeah. Super producer Marissa's Canadian so the entire country listens. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I was about to say I was going to put a bullet in my head by the Friday show. No, no, no, no.

You're going to have a good time. No, put a shot of bullet in your mouth because there's going to be so many people. Oh, that's good. And at some point that month, me and my friend Langston Kerman are going to do another show called Tasteful. Oh, that's great. Don't you have them already? I'm on your first one.

Yes, next week. Oh, okay, so they won't know. But it will have – But it's going to be good. It's both next week and three weeks ago. It's a crazy lineup. It's a crazy lineup. It's a crazy lineup. I feel like there's not a lot of like,

I'll say this, I don't think there's a lot of good lineups in LA. I think there's a lot of lineups that are the same as the one that you saw last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like there's a lot of lineups where producers are like, I got to see who's cool.

Let me see these four shows. But like you guys actually seem to like try to get a very good lineup. It's like a Mike Go I might go line up tough as a community really tough thing that like as it can be like I'm gonna go watch comedy where is it what's the venue so this is venue down the street from my house is like this ice cream spot that is alcoholic ice cream so then, they'll put like Hennessy and Sherbert and it tastes awesome. I saw Hennessy and Sherbert at the Oregon State Fair. Somebody's been reading my diary.

They jungle. They jungle. No, like when you guys go in and it's set up awesome. When you guys go, it's one of those shows where I'm like, oh, this was meant to happen.

Hell yeah. Like it just like, I never thought I was going to like do a show show in LA. And then this kind of fell into my lap and I was like, oh, this is, yeah, this is easy to run.

I don't have to put up five people. Perfect. Yeah. Comics are going to want to hang and they're letting me play trap music so I'm going to play a new play by Ikari

the whole time. You coming? Marissa's going to be there. Marissa's coming? Yeah. I might go. What night is it? I'll fucking go.

I got nothing going on next week. I'm on the first one. Give me a ride, John. Dog. All right. Hennessy and Sherbert, man. That's what you guys

can roll up as Hennessy and Sherbert. Hennessy and Sherbert? Yeah. We's what you guys can roll up as Hennessy and Sherbert. Hennessy and Sherbert? Yeah. We'll leave the Miracle Whip parked out front? You know you've got to be Sherbert. I don't know if he does. I think it would be cuter if he was Hennessy. I don't have any Sherbert shirts.

I think you're a Sherbert, buddy. I don't have any Sherbert shirts. You're just going to have to just paint your skin orange and figure it out. Nice, dude. I didn't even have to do anything. It's nice being Hennessy over here. Oh, man. Okay, so go check

in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Go see Jack Knight. What's the comedy? Whatever the comedy club is. Comic strip. Comic strip. You know it. Go check it out. Oh, and watch Big Mouth. And watch Big Mouth on Netflix. And just keep an eye out on Netflix in general for all sorts of comedy things. Yeah. What else could happen?

What else could happen? I don't know. I don't know. You guys are allowed to say. No. No. Oh, anybody could say anything. Anybody.

And by you guys, you mean the other three people in this room who couldn't name. Yeah. Not us two. Yeah. Ali Wong. Tom Segura's here. Mulaney's kicking it. And Tom Segura. Yeah. David Porey in the house again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah us two. Ali Wong. Tom Segura's here. Mulaney's kicking it. And Tom Segura, yeah.

David Borey in the house again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to be in... The genius silent cool guy jokes that I've ever... Yeah, yeah, all that. I think I'm going to be in D.C. at some point. Okay. I love D.C.

I've never done it like... Never been? I've never like done it, done it. Outside of testifying before Congress, I haven't been. Who, you Mr. Rogers? Yeah, constantly. I'm going there. There's too many open mics.

Oh, by this point, if I have been on my P's and Q's like I think I should have been, davidbori.com will be operational. That could be happening by midnight tonight. Ooh. If you're on your P's and Q's. Sure. I don't think you know how much on your P's and Q's. Sure. I don't think you know how much money my P's or Q's have.

It's more of a P's problem than a Q's problem. Yeah. The Q's are in line. Q's are broke right now. Q's are all lined up. But at this point, yeah, the website should be up. So then you can go there for all your needs. I'm not going to blog for you, though. You at least better have it bought by the time this comes out so we don't get some all

fancy everything squatter. So Pants Lasagna doesn't go buy it? No, I own it. I own it. I own it. It's just like, I got a friend that I'm paying to make it, and he's like, you know how some dudes, you can't just like, some dudes are like, if you can't give them cash and hand, it's real difficult to give them money.

Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? I do know you. It's like that type of situation. You don't want to mail them a check or whatever? You going to give him money. You understand what I'm saying? It's like that type of situation. You don't want to mail him a check or whatever? You going to give us an album soon or something? Oh, come on, man.

It's like your girl asking me if we're going to get married. Don't worry about it. In front of the whole family. In front of the whole family. Speaking of when we get married, when do we get married? August. As soon as Mississippi Studios responds to the fucking email, In front of the whole family. In front of the whole family. Speaking of when we get married, when do we get married? When do you want to? August. As soon as Mississippi Studios responds to the fucking email, then I just need a date.

Wait, you're getting married? No, it's going to make an album. Just to extend the message. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're putting an album out. I like now Laura's listening like, I'm going to go. We should go. Oh, yeah, we're going. Yeah, LA?

It'll be in Portland. Portland, Oregon. Oh, nice. Come up, dude. We could have ourselves a little mini Bridgetown. Yeah. Oh, God, that're going. Yeah, to LA? It'll be in Portland. Portland, Oregon. Oh, nice. It'll be fun. Come up, dude. We could have ourselves a little mini Bridgetown. Yeah. Oh, God. That's gone, huh?

Well, they said they were taking a hiatus. It would have happened like three weeks ago. Yeah, but it would have been, we'd all still be recovering from it had it happened. We're supposed to be around next year, so hopefully. That's how you feel old in comedy. All the shit you like is gone. You're just like, oh, I remember right here. We just got to build new shit.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's actually beautiful. Good. Get out of here. Go. God damn. I'm tired of drinking PBRs.

Listen, no. No more PBR comedy shows. Well, some PBR comedy shows. I'm not trying to. But more Hennessy and Sherbert. Yeah, just to chase the Hennessy and Sherbert. Yes, that's what we need.

That's that new blood shit. Some of that Hennessy and Sherbert. Some off that's what we need. That's that new blood shit. Some of that Hennessy and Sherbert. Some off-brand peaches and herbs. Some of that Henrock. VSOP and Rocky Road. That is my jam. That is a Rocky Road. Some Hennessy, VSOP, and Rocky Road.

Do you like Hennessy? I love it. You love Hennessy? I love it. I like it enough that I know that I can't just be like, I want to drink it. You got to sip it. I'm going to get a bottle of it for Friday. Oh.

And I'm going to try to talk myself into it. Have you ever got... Man, because here's the thing. People don't understand. If you haven't drank it, you don't understand. I've had drinks of it. No, no, no, no, no. You got to really...

You get drunk off of solely... I haven't gotten drunk off of it. Yeah. You'll understand, right? When you're drunk off of it... It's crazy. Straight Hennessy. Yeah. Straight... I want you tonight. I haven't gotten drunk off of it Yeah You'll understand rap When you're drunk off of It's crazy Stray Hennessy Yeah

I want you Tonight I can't do it tonight I can't Too much to do tomorrow Friday Whatever it is Okay Friday

Drink Stray Hennessy And I just want you to get Halfway through the bottle Till you think you're gonna die And then just start the beginning Of Playboy Cardi's album It's crazy And I will be by myself

Yeah In my house You'll know In a mirror just like Pull up Pull up Just like It makes me take my shirt off Just wish you I will be by myself in my house in a mirror just like, pull up, pull up, pull up. It makes me take my shirt off. Just wishing a nigga would come in my house.

It's so good. It's like, man, it's like, because I think people don't understand it if they never drank it. But like, that's what I mean where I'm like, I like Hennessy so much so that that can't be like my drink of choice. I drink too often. It's great. I drink too often to just be drinking Hennessy. The last time I drank Hennessy, I was at Shane Torres' mom's funeral. And one of his brother's fucking squad was there

who did not like me. I could tell this dude didn't like me. So I sat at the kitchen table. I was like, what up, man? And we just traded back and forth until the bottle was gone. And then he didn't say shit to me. And then he's like, you're all right.

And then he just walked away. Whoa. And I was... It's great, though. So it's like then he's like, you're all right. And then he just walked away. Whoa. And I was, it's great though. So it's like Popeye's can of spinach for reckless decisions. I've always said that Hennessy is like the limitless pill for hood niggas. You will sign a record deal. Yo.

I don't even rap and I'm on Hennessy. I know. If I drink Hennessy, I'm the greatest rapper alive. 100%. I'm going to fuck your bitch. Yep. I will punch you in the fucking face. And if you ever say something about my mama, I'll fuck you up. And somehow I just have two pistols.

I'm going to wake up on Saturday. Don't send me Sam. Pow, pow, pow. I'll send, I'll send, I'll send, I'll send. Hennessy. That's what I'm doing. I'm going to have Riff Rff's facial hair on Sunday morning. Yeah, dude.

This will be a fun Friday. Wearing a body glove. I remember my greatest Hennessy moment was I was in Houston, Texas in the strip club. That's where they invented Hennessy, by the way. Really? In a strip club in Houston. Oh. It just came out of a, it was like out of a C-section scar.

It was fucking Henness a It was like out of a C-section scar I was fucking hit a C-bomb I was presented No but I was at I was at V Live And upstairs Was Slim Thug Yeah Man he's so great

He's throwing money off the top And it's actually raining money there And no one's picking it up Because it rains money so often So everyone's like being cool about it And I remember like Watching the money like Rain down on this one girl In the middle And she's twerking No one's picking it up because it rains money so often. So everyone's being cool about it. And I remember watching the money rain down on this one girl in the middle. And she's twerking where she's having her ass cheeks go back and forth on their own.

Separately. Separately on their own talented. And she's downing Hennessy. She's downing white Hennessy from Cuba. Or Jamaica. Wherever the white Hennessy is from. I didn't even know they had white Hennessy. White Hennessy is, oh, it's if sandra bullock can spit in your mouth most people sort of sass that out no but like i saw her down an amount that would probably take

out everybody in this room yeah and then she just finished her job yeah and i just remember like this is just she was at work when that yeah i can't even i just like i would be dead with that amount and she's smaller she's way she was like five three all ass so but nice nice edges it was crazy greased greased baby hair is just looking like cursive. It's spelled out Hennessy in the baby hairs. That's how you knew. That's second generation. That was taught.

That was taught. What are we drafting? Oh, great call. Well, you're here. Oh, listen to all fantasy everything. Eddie and Carmella cross platforms. I got nothing on the calendar as of right now, but I'm sure there will be.

Oh, shit, wait. Come see me in Seattle. The Seattle Club. Oh, Parlor Live. You're going to be there over the calendar as of right now, but I'm sure there will be. Oh, shit, wait. Come see me in Seattle, the Seattle Club. Oh, Parlor Live. You're going to be there over the 4th, right? Parlor Live, July 5th. That's what people do. Or 5th, 6th, 7th. Yeah, that's a great club. Right?

5th, 6th, 7th, you'll be there? Yeah, 5th, 6th, 7th. Next to the Billiards Hall. There's a Billiards Hall. Yeah, and a dance club, dude. I'm going to be in there drinking Hennessy. Have you ever been in Bellevue, Washington? That's Hennessy. That room looks like a Hennessy. Have you ever been in Bellevue, Washington? That's a Hennessy.

That room looks like a Hennessy. When you walk into that room, that's like a Hennessy. Me and a bunch of men named Drew with tucked in polos. Dude, it's like an adult mall. Like there's all kinds of shit there and you can just, everywhere you can get drunk, like everywhere has got liquor. I'm going to get hammered in rollerblades. Pool halls, bowling alleys.

No, just skate parks. A gate mall is the perfect way to say it because every other place is selling watches. Right? It's like you're in Vegas, but you're not supposed to be here. And there's too many watches to be sold. Nice skate park over there if you're doing shove-its by then. Sure, by then I'll absolutely be there. The water over there is beautiful, too, if you want to go stand there and think and be really cold.

Absolutely. I'll be fresh off a trip to Italy. And I'll need to contemplate. Traveling, man. You're killing it. Things are going alright. Things are going alright. Oh, wait, wait. What is that? And I do what I want. Things are going alright.

Things are going alright. We're talking about that. We gotta be careful saying stuff before the draft. Two steps back. We're gathered here today to draft rappers Yeah, we've got to be careful saying stuff before the draft. Two steps back. Oh, true, true, true, true. We're gathered here today to draft rappers whose name starts with either Lil or Young. So Lil Rappers or Young Rappers, more accurately.

We're drafting Lil Rappers or Young Rappers. That is why we're gathered here today in beautiful HeadGum Studios in sunny downtown Los Angeles, California. Just a short walk from Skid Row. Just a shout from Skid Row.id row right there yeah it's right there in the rear view just across uh i'm honestly disappointed that white people can't get rid of skid row it's your gentrification can't beat that no no it's just too strong it's so big it's so skid row did a good job skid row yeah he was good at it he's very good at building building that. Yeah, great communicator. Skid Row's population is like higher than the fifth biggest city in Oregon. It's like crazy.

Yeah. That might not be 100% accurate. That was hell of it. But you said it. It's good. You said it like one of those Uber facts on Twitter where he's like, I can't even check you, bro. You signed a petition.

If I said that and then handed you a clipboard, you're like, oh, well, we can't have that. We got to fix this right now. we can't have that we gotta fix this right now I can't be a part of that system we're drafting rappers named Lil Young

and we determine the order of the draft with a rollicking game of rock paper scissors yuck yuck yuck play between the three of you and we throw on

shoot so whenever you're ready Jack hop in here we go one two three shoot rock paper but we'll do it in a second

that's my bad. All right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Damn it. David wins again. Hell yeah. Ooh, this was a big one for me because I got to go first. This was a big one for me because I have to go first.

I was going to be so mad. So you're first. Dick, I bet I'm last. Yeah, actually you are. You shouldn't have said that. You might not have been. No, he was going to be last. Okay.

It's going to go me, Jack, Ian, Sean. Fire, fire, fire. Doing one of those confusing ones, huh? And then it's a serpentine draft. That's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have actually brought that up. It's an excellent question.

Sean, explain it. Well, it's like if you were at a strip club and there was a girl dancing and she was like making one butt cheek kind of go up and then making the other butt cheek go up and then like if she made that other butt cheek go up again, and then made the other one go up. So like two in a row. So you just kind of go back and forth. You know what I mean?

That was a great explanation. I give it a shot. I wish my agents and managers would explain things to me in booty cheeks. Yeah. So what is this role? We're like, have you ever seen an ass clap like a wave?

I'm like, yeah, yeah. How much do I get paid for this late night set? Eight Houston booty cheeks. Six Atlantis. What? Young come up over here. That's a big late night set. No, that was a joke.

That's not how much I got. I got paid a quarter cheek. A quarter cheek where, though? I got paid the Dominican Republic. Portland. I got like that jet fuel that they put in the bus. I think it's roughly an hour and a half in a private lap dance booth in Portland, Oregon. Yeah, that's about what I did.

When I was in Portland, I went to some strip club where they had vegan strippers. Casa Diablo. Casa Diablo. Yeah, that place was weird. It's great, but it's kind of out of the way. Yeah. It's weird. I feel like I'm doing a bad thing when I'm there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that place was weird. It's great, but it's kind of out of the way. Yeah. It's weird. I feel like I'm doing a bad thing when I'm there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are. It's odd when you get up there. Because there's the one in town that's like, this is great. This is a strip club. I understand this. And then there's the one in the industrial district. It's weird.

And then there's the 40 other ones, though, right? There's like 100. There's like a bar crawl of strip clubs. If you want to go to the one where you're like, oh, you might forget it's a strip club for a second, it's like a hundred. There's like a bar crawl of strip clubs. If you want to go to the one where you're like, oh, you might forget it's a strip club for a second, it's like Sassy's. Yeah. That's where you go. Where they're playing good music, cheap drinks still.

Nobody's looking at you like they want to murder you, except the door guy, which I'm fine with. He's supposed to. He's supposed to. He's got his hats and Bear Mason shit. He's actually a sweet guy, that guy, by the way. Yeah, he's nice. The few words I've said to him, I was like, oh, damn.

You got a high pitch. That guy, that guy, by the way. Yeah, he's nice. Like the few words I've said to him, I was like, oh, damn. You got a high pitch. When I used to do Blazers commentary, he was like, became a fan. So when I would go and he'd be like, hey, man, how are you? I'm like, you have a ponytail and a face like this. You got bear mace, dude.

That's how I am. He had that shaved side of the head ponytail, which was very scary. All the bullies had that when I was in high school. David Borey, we have determined the order of the draft of the Lills and Youngs. Lills and Youngs. Lills and Youngs. You have the first pick. It is a coveted first pick. Oh, I'm so thankful I got the first one because I knew he was going to get taken.

Yes. First pick. Okay. You better be. Young, Jeezy. Damn it. Damn it. Yes.

No? Yes. You're insane. I'll put all of them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You guys are fucking crazy. You guys are fucking crazy. I don't know if he's first pick. And he's like, no, no, no, no. That's blasphemy. No, no, no, no, no, no. You guys are fucking crazy. You guys are fucking crazy.

I didn't know he was first picked. And he's like cheesy now, so like chill. No, first of all. He gave up on the young. First of all, no, that's why I'm picking trap or die. Because you guys weren't out here, man. Okay, first of all, I need to collect my clothes. David, put your clothes back on.

I'd love to say it was just your shirt that you took off, but put your whole outfit back on. David hijacked a plane somehow and then jumped out of it and back into his seat in the studio. David's got a machete to his leg right now. Here's what I'm saying. And I'm just trying to be as calm as I can about this. The snowman? The snowman. I'll put on for my city.

There was a drought in the game. Everything was terrible for a minute in rap. You guys don't remember. What year is this? This is like whatever your trap or die came out. I remember it. It was like whack. I was well old enough to remember that.

It was whack. Everybody was snapping and shit like that. Young Jeezy held us down in a time where everybody else was clowns. Young Jeezy held us down in a time where everybody else was clowns. Young Jeezy held us down. He was just like, he's such a rapper's rapper. He's like a comedian's comedian. He wasn't on my list. I like him.

He can't even like, and he's not even lyrical. Okay, yeah. So he's not even crazy. I was 18. He's not even crazy lyrical. It's just you felt Tra or die like man he put his fucking heart in that tape it was like everything else it was like because at that time it was like man it was like you had your friends who were listen to hyphy who if you weren't in the bay

you were like you're a fucking weirdo shut up and then you had your friends who loved crunk or then you had your friends who were on like some weird like most deaf to live quality shit NTI but like Jeezy was just like a rappers rapper like he's like when I think of what a rapper should be I think a young Jeezy like not

period first and foremost but yeah like he's up there would you say that trap or die gave him hope they're waiting for the sequel it was clear to see the boy Jeezy did it for the people? You gonna do that to me right now? Yeah, I would say that. I would say that. I would say that.

I would say that. I would say that. He was just so- Thug Motivation 101 makes me want to punch the Statue of Liberty down. Rap was so weird. You don't remember how everybody was dressing so stupid? And there was the white tee song and the pink tee song and the black tee. It was so corny

that whole period that whole period will not age well for rap no it won't age well well that whole age well no period of rap ever ages well 90s 90s yeah like early 90s yeah but mid 90s is gonna be like for a while it's gonna be the golden era, I feel like. I mean, 94. Like 96 to 99, or 94 to 99. But either way, I'm just saying, Young Jeezy held us at Diner Time. There was nothing going on. It was so dry out here.

It was so dry out here. I appreciate him for, he steers through the drought. He's in a bunch of skate videos, man. Brandon Beeble's always skating to Young Jeezy. I don't know what that means sean but yeah that's my point yeah that's what i mean it does bad your point okay okay got a bunch of young young jay-z he's just like he's a rapper's rapper he's what a rapper he's like sure everything i think about and i like i love rappers where i'm like yo you're not even that good at the skill of this job, but you're so good at it.

Yeah. You know what I mean? His knowledge is right. It's like J.B. Smoove where you're like, oh, that joke didn't make me think a bunch of shit. But you said that with both your lips. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Both of his lips said that joke. That dude killed talking about some dogs that he knew. That's what Jeezy's doing. Dog, dog, come around the corner. I got some real cum. I don't have no weak ass cum. And everybody laughs. What liquor is J.B. Smoove selling us right now?

I see one of those commercials. It's like vanilla Ciroc or something like that. I want him to be successful forever. Me too. He's one of those comedians where there's nobody that's like, man, fuck J.B. S to be successful forever. Me too. He's one of those comedians where there's nobody that's like, man, fuck J.B. Smoove. No, everybody loves him. Everybody's like, I want him to win. I want that person to win.

He's real nice, too. He's a real nice guy. I met him at a moon tower once, and he was just a cool dude, like a nice guy. Him and Ellen. We all know the Ellen stuff. But it's like, no, I still want her to win. Still want her to win. That's how I feel about Jeezy, man. I just love him.

I think he was a class act throughout it. I just like, man. What's Jeezy doing right now? Is he still putting music out? Yeah, and he's killing. Jeezy's doing a podcast about David right now. He is, yeah. Don't fuck with my emotions. I'm not. Name your

favorite Davids. Don't play with my emotions. I'm not. Name your favorite Davids. Don't play with my heart like that. In a favorite David draft, he's taking you round three? I hope so. I'm surprised you guys were surprised that I went first. I was not surprised in the slightest. I'm surprised by first pick, but not first round. I'm first round.

That's my first. Can I go now?. I'm first round. That's my first. Can I go now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can move on. Just because I don't like there's been this much dead air without just going on and say who should be the first pick.

Right. I didn't think I was going to get him. But, you know, little motherfucking Wayne. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, yeah. He's the F baby, and the F is for first round. Please say it. Here's what I'm saying. the F is for first round. Please say the baby. Here's what I'm saying.

Here's what I'm saying that happened after the Jeezy era. Weezy was there when Jeezy was there. Weezy been around since 98. It was empty calories in 98. You listen to The Block Is Hot.

That was, that's your, you love that? You love that? What do you let them hoes go? That's what you like? Fireman. That was your little Wayne? You have to respect the 14-year-old doing his thing. that bro that what do you let them hoes go respect it I love it I'm just saying fresh on and he was the best rapper alive for three years what I'm saying you think so I think they're like if you put their body of work rapping all of

them mixtapes random, anywhere you want to look, Lil Wayne is out rapping every single person ever. He did have like 400 songs. Oh my God. I say this all the time. Lil Wayne is the Cat Williams of rap. Where it's like, he's the greatest, but we can't say it because he hits kids. Yeah.

I mean, I feel like that kid hit Cat. Right, but you know what I mean. If we really look at it, Cat Williams is Richard Pryor, but we can't say it because he's hit Cat. Right, but you know what I mean. Like, we can't, like, if we really look at it, Cat Williams is Richard Pryor. Yes. But we can't say it. He's so good. Because he's alive still.

Right. He also had, like, I mean, that one HBO special wasn't great, where he was sweaty. Yeah. The newest one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he talked about the city for 15 minutes? Yes.

I love the Viagra shit. I'm not going to get mad about dudes sweating. No, please. No, no, no. Just wait until my new Negroes comes out. Then we'll talk about people sweating in an eight-minute set. I'm going to see if you can do all that coke before the set. Before?

Take a break. Go do some. Come back out. I'll edit it. I understand. He's so funny in a special, though. Oh, my God. The joke didn't make any. He's funny in everything. He's so funny. Some people don though. Oh, my God. Like, the jokes didn't make any...

He's funny in everything. He's so funny. Every single thing. Some people don't have to say shit that makes sense, either. No. Right? He's got the best special of the century. Easily.

Yeah. Chronicles 2? Yeah. And the Green Stone? Yeah. Oh, the best. It's called self-esteem. Right.

It's esteem on your motherfucking self. It's like, yes! There's no fat on that. No, there was no fat. He says too many bitches, too many niggas, too many all the words, but there's no fat on any part of his joke because he needed to say that nigga. He needed to say that bitch because that bitch didn't know right. It's just perfect.

It's the perfect stand-up special. It's great. But also Lil Wayne is great. Lil Wayne's fire. I think Lil Wayne's great. I'm just saying, for me personally. I'm glad he's alive. I'm glad he's great. But also Lil Wayne is great. Oh, Lil Wayne's amazing. Lil Wayne's fire. I think Lil Wayne's great. I'm just saying, for me personally- I'm glad he's alive. I'm glad he's alive.

Oh my God. I always think he's going to die, and I always think I'm going to cry about it. Because he's so little. I think you're going to die from epilepsy, sir. That and a constant- Is he calming down yet on that? No. Well, he has epilepsy.

Okay. He wears sunglasses on stage because the lights fuck up his fucking- He can just break out. Was he born with epilepsy or did he give it to himself? He's always had it. And then he also does have the drugs. Exacerbated by the drugs.

And that made it way, way worse. God damn. That's what I'm saying. Is he chilling out on the drugs and shit yet? No. And I don't want him to. I don't want any of these people... I don't either.

The reason why you're on the fringes of reality... The reason why you're on the fringes of reality is to live a life that we don't live. Yeah. Go out there and fucking do coke. Yeah. If I could do that, I would do that we don't live. Go out there and fucking do coke. Yeah. If I could do that, I would do that. But I can't.

I have a sectional couch. Right. He does too. He does have some of the best lines. Like, yeah, there was like, he does. Oh my God. There was a time, there was like three years where nothing he did wasn't the best. Incredible.

The first you ever heard. The Carter III. Yeah. In the drought era and all that shit. It was like everything you ever heard was like you were like, how is he this good on ever? Did you ever watch the unofficial documentary that like Quincy Jones Kid put out about him?

It just follows him like during that and it was like he wasn't even doing anything. Oh, is that when he has like the booth on the bus and you see him just like go in he has yeah he travels with the microphone yeah all he was doing was drinking lean and rapping and that's what you're supposed to do yeah yeah yeah and he wasn't even listening in his lane he wasn't even listening to music they were like what do you listen to he was like i listened to me all day to get better yeah and it was like that's m&m shit yeah you would listen to him and you would be like how did you even say that thing

fair i still love Jeezy, but yeah. The only thing other than his music he consumed was all of the sports. Yeah, he was an analyst for ESPN. He would go on around the horn and shit and hold his own. Headsong Sports Center is really good too. And he has my favorite video

of all time where he's getting interviewed. I forgot who the white lady was, but he's getting interviewed by some lady and then he spilled kinda he spilled his cup of lean and he goes I don't know my lean I don't know my lean you are a prince

you are a prince of this world and I love you my sweet baby I don't know my lean he's interesting cause like probably his best

I don't know his best work was done on mixtapes and on albums right is that fair to say yeah I think so

yeah those drought mixtapes were so albums, right? Is that fair to say? I think so. Yeah, those Drought mixtapes were so good. Other than his own shit, I don't think he hit any women. No. He didn't do anything that bad as the other thing. He just did only bad things to his own self. Yeah, he really didn't come up with... And he came up at a time where you could just do whatever to anybody.

And he didn't. Surrounded by people who were doing that. Also, he's been famous since he was a kid. We forget that Bling Bling was a Lil Wayne song. Yeah. And he invented the term Bling Bling. Yeah. Which his grandma said.

He invented a lot of terms. You know what his white grandma said? His father betrayed him. Yeah. Remember him in the juvenile video? That's some Marvin Gaye shit. Yeah. That's what happened to Marvin Gaye.

Maybe doing him wrong was so bad. What? Him in the juvenile video she's funny he's like 12 or something he's so little yeah all those old big timer videos

he was a kid he's the opposite of problematic he like celebrates going down on women all the time and he was the beginning of like

he's talking about eating pussy yeah which I he made me think it was cool that's real I'm only

I'm building all of my standard material to match the amount of pussy jokes to Lil Wayne's pussy references. And by the time I'm dead, I want people to be like, Jack got it. Jack Knight. People. He got to that amount of pussy references. That guy was doing it.

That guy. I don't know a lot of things about Jack Knight, but that dude loved to do it. Just steady chasing the home run record. 40 a year. 40 a year. 40 a year. I want to eat enough pussy where my face looks like an avocado. You know the crazy shit?

I don't even fully know what that means, but I know what it means. It makes sense. My heart knows what it means. But that counts on my record, so have to go i want to go through podcasts yeah i want them to i want like a pigeons and planes complex magazine article about jack knight's pussy references we'll submit we'll submit our records yeah we'll open we'll be on there we're at all fantasy everything we're an open book open book yeah Damn. All right. That was a great pick. Quick draw McGraw.

He went to art school. Shit. Fuck. Okay. Come strong. God damn. Oh, boy. Oh.

Ooh. This is tough. I have people I want to take in the later rounds, but this is the third pick is the toughest pick. Yeah. Third pick, because that's the corner. Because the two pick. Yeah, third pick because that's like the corner. Because the two guys won. We took Kobe and LeBron.

Yeah. That's Kobe and LeBron. We took Kobe and LeBron. I'm going to take Kevin Durant then. Oh, no. I'm going to, well, Kevin Durant. Skill Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant.

Not personality Kevin Durant. I'm going to take Young Thug. Okay. Yeah. That's the one I'm going to pick. Yeah. Yeah. He's on mine.

He is the best. He's great. He's so damn. He's great. He is music. He is. He. Yeah. Yeah. He's on mine. He is the best. He's great. He's so damn. He's great. He is music. He is. He's amazing. In the, I mean, like, this is America, like the Donna, or Charles Cambino song.

Black man is a baca. It's so good. It's like Thugspot. Oh, God. He made the song. He made the song. He made the song for me. He's fantastic.

Right. He's very, he just understands music. Yeah. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Slime season three. Yeah. Beautiful Thugger Girls, Daddy's Home.

So good. Me or Us. Me or Us was supposed to have Frank. Oh my God. I listen to, I mean, Jeffrey's still like. Danny Glover. Is that the song? Yeah.

Danny Glover. Man, I like that guy. Jeffrey says it like. Mama Sita is one of the coldest verses ever. And he's a rock star. He's a pure rock star. He's a pure rock star. He like only eats candy? Like, you fucking...

No, he eats Laffy Taffy's and jumps on 12-hour flights and does three shows in a row. And we don't think he's God. And then like, passes out. What'd he say about his girl? He was like, I didn't even want to do grown folk stuff. She like, took me in the room. Like, what are you doing he's like a weird artist

and she's so bad she's so beautiful and and he wears dresses and I get it on the cover of Jeopardy and nobody gets it nobody gets it

because they're all because like no people get it old people don't get it Lord Jamar doesn't get it yes Lord Jamar doesn't get anything but I hate the thing where people are like

Oh he wears it to get attention No even if he was just a street nigga He would wear a dress He's just that If you ain't been around enough to see niggas in dresses For no reasons then don't speak on niggas in dresses Right Have an educated opinion

Rocking the Alessandre Trincone Is the designer of the dress. Just rocking high fashion dresses. He's everything I want a musician to be. Yes. Yes. I need to know I can't be you.

Bro. Exactly. I hate musicians I can be. Exactly. You know how mad I get when I see Over Mike Eagle outside eating that forage? Get the fuck out of here. 100%. If you don't go do cocaine off a butt crack yeah now now you need to only drink champagne just being a good guy and a responsible father i want my rappers to not know the last time they drank water yes i want them to

live what's the what's the lady joke i want them to live like Ninja Turtles. That's so funny. In a sewer. In a sewer. Eating pizza. Having sex with mutants. Friends with rats. Big ass rats. Fighting ninjas actually. Yeah, white dudes with fucking hockey masks on. I also love Young Thug because I'll tell the truth, sometimes I don't know what he's saying. You're not supposed to though.

You're supposed to feel it. And I've listened to him rap my whole life. And sometimes I'll be like jamming and I'll be like, no, I don't even know. I don't know what he's saying. You're not supposed to, though. You're supposed to feel it. And I've listened to him rap my whole life. And sometimes I'll be like jamming and I'll be like, no, I don't even know. I don't even know. He raps like cool Roger Rabbit a little bit. Like his voice where he's like, ah, like that kind of a. Yeah. He sounds like a cartoon.

He sounds like a cartoon. He is a cartoon. He's a cartoon person. In the song off of the new Ray Shrummer album just came out, Offshore, that verse. I haven't heard it yet. He literally goes, and I love my baby girl and I'll slap the shit out of Trump any day. And it's like, yeah,

dog! He just like, right when Kanye did all that, he's like, hey, this is Young Thug's dance. I'll slap the shit out of Trump any day. That's how I feel. And then he went on to sing about how he eats pussy. Yeah. It's beautiful. Amazing. Back to my point, I eat pussy.

Yeah, he's like a beautiful. He's like, the number will be raised to the rafters. Easily. Oh, yeah. Easily. If you go down, he's a jagger type. Yeah. It's the same type of person.

It's weird. I don't know if it's weird if I even say it. It's weird that his name is Young Thug. And he got, like, that hasn't happened yet? Yeah. You always think that that name wasn't taken? How did that not happen? I think that would have been the first one. Yeah. It's like the Yankees number six

not being retired somehow or something like that. When they threw the first, like, Chain and Jordans in the name generator, you think, like, Young Thug would have just popped out. Yeah, and he's, yeah. It's just amazing. It's like Big Goon. It's like, no one took Big Goon? Big Goon's available. Like Fat Dave.

Whoa. What? That's still a password I can use? The Wendy's guy didn't take that? Fat Dave. Yeah, Young Thug. That's a great, great, great pick. Listen to Jeffrey if you haven't listened to it.

And then listen to all of it. Sly Season 3, Beautiful Thugger Girls Huncho Jack Jack Huncho oh great that's not Thug that's Quavo oh wait wait but wait

didn't they do the that's Quavo Travis oh Travis my bad god that's stupid my list is getting weird I haven't listened to it I'm fully prepared

to lose this but uh Sean Jordan it's time for your fourth or your first and second picks. First pick, I'm going to go with Lil' Kim.

That's strong. That was going to be my next pick, so that's solid. Yeah, I mean, it's always been fantastic. Always been. When I was figuring out music in my formative years, that was right around when You had that hardcore poster? How many rooms have you seen that poster in?

Don't make me say... Come on, man. That poster was like a lot of guys. Puberty. A lot of men blossomed to that poster. In Meet the Parents, he walks in, Lil' Kim, she's fat. Ben Stiller's talking about it.

Yeah, I don't know. She's just dope. Always has been. Kind of fucking opened the door. She rapped over good beats. Ew. Yeah. That was dope. The jump off. Kind of fucking opened the door. She rapped over good beats. Ew. Yeah. The jump off. And she was like,

she didn't snitch. She was also like, what a rapper should be. Lil' Kim's great. Even now, I love Lil' Kim. Did she go to jail? Oh yeah. What was that for? What'd she go to jail for? Not snitching. Not snitching. And that's amazing. We were just talking about that Cat Williams album, Gus. Remember when he talks about that?

No. And the Cat Williams. On which one? Lil' Kim went to jail for not snitching. I remember that. I remember that. But it's not on the Pimp Chronicles, right? Yeah.

Is it? The first one. Oh. It wasn't on Pimp Chronicles 2, though. No. It might have been. It was the one where he wore a goddamn baseball cap and you couldn't even see his face. Yeah.

Pulled all over the area. What are you doing? Not the green suit one. That guy's got some outfits. Outfits. But he's another one where it's like, I know I won't be as big as Cat Williams because I don't own polka dot pants. I don't even know where you get belt buckles like that.

It's great. Atlanta. Yeah. That's all I know. You go to Atlanta. I can point you to the airport. I can point you to our airport and to the Delta kiosk. Oh, I wish your face.

I wish I could show your Atlanta. Atlanta. Just serious. Atlanta airport is crazy. I got caught up in front of the Juicy Couture in the Atlanta airport. Yeah, they got everything in there. I was like, what is going on? Didn't the Atlanta airport get shut down for like a day?

Like all the electricity went off and the doors wouldn't open? That sounds bad. They got a spank store in there. I think that happened last year where everybody got locked in for like- Maybe the world. The world, I think. I think we talked about this before. But yeah, I think it's the biggest airport in the world.

And everybody got locked in there for like a day. None of the doors would open or anything and all the lights were out. There's worse places to get locked in. They got everything locked in. People out here having church lock-ins. I would love to get locked in there for like a day. None of the doors would open or anything, and all the lights were out. There's worse places to get locked in. They got everything locked in. People out here having church lock-ins. I would love to get locked in at the Elena Airport. Lil' Kim's group confronted the others about a Capone and Noriega song. Happens a lot.

Riveting. Riveting story. To Lil' Kim from rival Foxy Brown. She went to jail basically over the Foxy Brown beef? Mm-hmm. That's buck. Wow. But like, you the Foxy Brown beef? Mm-hmm. That's buck. Wow. But, like, you got to write the C?

For a year. Lil' Kim, man. And I hate this world where we don't allow Cardi and Nicki to beef. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Allow them to beef. Sometimes you don't like them. That's progression.

That's the whole point. You're supposed to beef in hip-hop. Yeah. Everybody beefs. Take her Instagram down. It seems like they earnestly don't like each other, right? And then don't, bro. And we're trying to be like, no, you're friends.

You have to be friends. I don't even go to Chicago comedy scene that much because I don't fuck with somebody. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, I just don't like the topic. They're like, I'm not even going to do shows in y'all city, bro. Who's still in Chicago?

Yeah, broke ass. You want to call him out right now? No, no, no. We'll talk about it afterwards. We'll put him on the all fantasy screen. If I ever come back, can we do comics we hate? Yeah.

The first unrecorded episode. If you have enough money to keep us all in... That'll be the highest Patreon level. It'll be a 40 million dollar Patreon level Keep us in sectionals For the rest of our life

You get to listen to it Yeah What's your What are some Lil' Kim songs You rock with Just the whole You celebrate the whole

Just the whole catalog Not mad at that I mean you know Next pick Don't even ask me any songs I just know that I like them So we're going in We're going in round two

Labella Mafia Alright round two I'm picking Lil' Boozy Lil' Boozy God damn it I wanted Boozy I don'tzy. God damn it, Sean. I wanted Boozy. I don't even have a good reason to pick him, though.

That's what makes me angry. Well, David. Why would you pick Boozy? Why would you? Yeah, why'd you? Because it's dope. I mean, again. He's a legend.

Let's say you go through and pick your favorite skateboarders, and you don't know every single thing about the skateboarder. I'm not going to get mad that you picked him. I understand. But you're feeling the hurt. I'm mad because I had him as I had a role. Of course you did, because I'm not going to get mad that you picked him. I understand. I'm mad because I had him as I had a role. Of course he did because I'm not a dipshit and it's a good pick.

Well, you talk about it now. I would also like to just very quickly refer listeners back to any of the episodes that Jeff Weiss, aka Passion Weiss, has been on. One of them he talked about Lil Boosie a lot because he went to Mississippi, right? No, he's from Louisiana. Is it Louisiana? Yeah.

Magnolia area. Oh, he's from Louisiana. Is it Louisiana? Yeah. Okay. Yeah? Magnolia area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, no, trust me. I look at Lil Boosie's Instagram every day. Does he still live there? Yeah.

No, no, no, no. He lives in Georgia now. Oh, he killed if he lived there. Got him. Yeah, yeah. He talks about it. Where was he? Got him.

Big ass pool, by the way. Nice. Lil Boosie has the biggest pool I have ever seen. Drake has a great pool, though. Drake has a great... Have you seen Lil Boosie? You can't see across it. Like, it shows videos of him jumping and doing a flip into it.

You can't see the other side. Is that big? Why is that in Kauai had a bigger pool? I mean, listen, Kauai real estate, not as cheap as Georgia real estate. I think Lil Boosie might have a bigger pool. Where was he in court? He was going to go to prison forever, right? No, Lil Boosie went to prison for a long time.

Okay. I'm trying to find this pool. That's what made him put him on. I'm saying what a gangster rapper is is what Lil Boosie is. Yes. Like, there's very few rappers that I believe. There's very few rappers I'm also scared of. Yeah, yeah.

Like, genuinely, like, oh, he won't have someone else do it. He'll whoop rappers I'm also scared of. Yeah, yeah. Like genuinely like, oh, he'll, he won't have someone else do it. He'll whoop me and my friend's ass. Yeah. And he wants to. Make a song about it. He's got yellow eyes.

That's how you know he's bad. Oh, yeah. Or he also has sickle cell. Michael Jordan eyes. Yeah, he like, yo, Lil Boosie is like, he just like, he does the wildest shit

and does not ever apologize. Remember when his little, remember when that shit happened with his son? Yeah. He never like said apologize. Remember when that shit happened with his son? Yeah. He never said, I'm sorry. What happened with his son? I wish I could help you out. Walk through it.

Tell them. Whatever was Sean's pick, son? Just remember that Lil Boosie is a gangster and he lives his life a different way. And we all need to accept that culturally. I hate when people be shitting on rap community shit. Why did he do that? Why did she do that? Cause bro,

he's a gangster. That's what they do. That's how he lives. Lil Boosie's a hundred percent. By the way, all his kids have the same haircut, the Boosie fade that he invented. It was his son's birthday.

His son is not as old as he would like him to be. And he quoted, he put on Instagram, he was like, happy birthday King. I'm gonna make sure I got a girl to give you some head today. And everybody went nuts. But also.

How old was this kid? His kid was young. His kid was like 11. It was not 11. It was 14. Kids were getting head in 14. He wasn't in high school. I was.

Yeah, yeah. Sean had sex at 11. And everybody loves him. Everybody loves him. He's such a good boy sweet boy Sean he's 13 bro I peed my pants when I was 13

after football practice true story I was a little boy I peed my pants when I was 28 I was a little boy at 13 either way I'm just saying

yeah Lil Boosie's like bro if you look at Lil Boosie on the internet he's just what a gangster should be He wears fake Jordan shit sometimes I see him, he wears Team Jordans

And Wish Motherfucker with Sesa I dare you to talk about my My Jordan.9 He's out here wearing fake clothes He has a chain He has a chain where the medallion Is just an open bible Damn

It's an open the medallion is just an open Bible. Damn. It's an open Bible medallion. Lil Boosie is just like, whatever you want. You know, that's why I picked him. Say whatever you say, but gangsters exist in this world. They're real people. And Lil Boosie is, I mean, about as close as you can get to a gangster in rap music. He got sued by Reebok this year. Yes, this year. For stealing their shoe design for his in rap music. He got sued by Reebok this year. Yes.

For stealing their shoe design for his boozy kicks. He also made a haircut. He made a haircut. That's amazing. That's a very hard thing to do. Like to be like, hey, everybody, get this haircut. That's a super hard thing to do. And it's a cool haircut, even though somehow it's a super old dude haircut.

And I don't know how Boosie. Oh, yeah. I also don't know how old Lil Boosie is. He could be 100. But I know this for a fact. I've never seen him have a good body. No. He's only... Yeah. He always looked like he got done drinking this weekend. Yeah. In his face.

He looks tired. He always looks... Because he's been trapping. You know how hard it is to trap, bro? You gotta be awake. There ain't no sleeping trappers. He's thinking his ass. Also. What do you think is this? Also, I want you to watch this video of Lil Boosie's pool and tell me the pool in Kauai was bigger than said pool. It was.

All right. Well, fuck it. No, it wasn't a private pool. It was a big pool. Boosie's got a private pool. This was a hotel pool. I'm not gonna lie. That one fucking hurt.

I'll show you a picture of it. Wait, no. I don't think you saw the whole pool. Wait, not going to lie. That one fucking hurt. I'll show you a picture of it. Wait, no. I don't think you saw the whole pool. Wait, wait. Watch this. Everybody look up Boosie's pool while the silence is going. Everybody look up Boosie's pool. This is a weird swing and dick conversation that I have no skin in this game.

Oh, you don't know how big his pool is? Everybody look up my pic. But look how big it is. He's got a massive pool. Oh, that is crazy big. That his pool is? Everybody look up my pick. But look how big it is. He's got a massive pool. Oh, that is crazy big. That's what I'm saying. It's like huge. The Kawhi one is bigger, but it's a hotel pool. David, his pool is one of many reasons that I picked Lil Boosie second.

Don't write, Sean. Don't fucking do that to me. When I was going through my Rolodex, I was like, who are my favorite Lil's and Young's? Obviously, Boosie was right at the top. Pool, one of the many things. If you had to talk about even one Young's obviously Boosie was right at the top Pool one of the many things if you had to talk about even one song by Lil Boosie

I mean David already said everything I was gonna say so what else what else is there to say but Ian what's the whole thing though and I didn't even

and this is coming from a guy I had him on my list I didn't even like Lil Boosie at the beginning when Zoom came out I was like that dude has a stupid

fucking voice there you go mind of a maniac Bupac he calls himself has a stupid fucking voice yeah mind of a maniac bupac he calls himself bupac am i wrong mind of a maniac yeah yeah no you're right you're right you're right i just all right no little booze is a great book i'm sorry i knew that this was gonna happen today i was gonna come in i'm fucking the levels all up i know i am oh yeah the first like 20 minutes it just looked like she was scribbling over there the internet says

that Boozy is Boozy badass now 35 that doesn't seem right at all he looks so much older there's no way I'm 31

you're telling me Boozy's four years older than me I'm gonna shoot myself in the fucking face after this there's no way but also you said

you're gonna shoot yourself in the face for my age. So you just don't like that concept of age. No, I don't like it. No, that's true. I think you should just move how you move. Well, when we drink all that, we're going to drink all that Henrock this weekend

and completely forget about age until Monday. I'm going to wake up on Monday 56. He's 5'6". He's a real little. We're all going to look like Boosie. That's the thing. They all are little other than Big Sean. He just went a different way.

Yeah. He really did. I respect that. I respect that. But he's alluding to his dick, who he also calls Sean. Yes. So I get it. But also, you're little.

You're a little guy. He made that stutter rap thing work for him, that offbeat thing. I like Lil. Yeah. But either way, Lil Boosie is a great pick. Thanks, buddy. All right. Let me just write that down right here. I was gonna

put it under David's anyway. Alright, Lil Kim and Lil Boosie for you. It's back to me for my second pick. There you go, let's hear it. I've got Young Thug and I'm gonna take, I gotta be honest, and just take somebody I've been, these are both very current rappers.

I'm gonna take Lil Uzi Vert now. I knew you were gonna do that. That was a good pick. That was a solid Uzi Vert now. I knew it. Yeah, of course. I knew it. I knew you were going to do that. That was a good pick. That was a solid, like it filled on the board like who's going to get Buckets? Lil Uzi Vert. He's going to go get Buckets.

We know he's going to get Buckets and he's amazing. I love Marilyn Manson in high school. I love him. Just like Lil Uzi Vert. Fucking Neon Guts is one of the greatest songs

of all time. He makes really, he's another guy who just kind of understands music I think. Super dope. Different level of, he makes fucking hits. Him and Playboy Cardi make perfect music together.

Yeah. We were talking about this. They make perfect music. Downstairs before the podcast, David, but just like, the idea of being able to make hits is such a, it's a skill that you almost hate on. Nobody gives people credit for like. Drake is dumb good at writing music. Dumb good at writing music.

He's just good at it. Dumb good at writing music. It's crazy. He's better than all the people whose style he jocks, to be completely honest. But he said that, though. He said, yeah, you make that sound, but he said,

I'll take your sound and make it into an actual hit. And that's what he does over and over again. And if you can't stop him, shut up. Yeah, you can't beat it. People got all mad at him on the internet for like, what's for the new- McConaughey? Well, I mean, the McConaughey thing.

XX was the one. Oh, the newest one? Overbinding his style. Well, he's been, I mean, for Nice For What is like, what's it based on? Big Freedia. Oh, that was that. But he put Big Freedia on the song. He put her on the track.

Yeah, so it's fair. Yeah. So what are you going to like- That's kind of Big Freedia co-sign. Yeah. Like, yeah, all right, I'm fine with it. You tuck it, that's all kind of Big Freedia co-sign. Yeah, alright. I'm fine with it. You tuck it? That's alright. Big Freedia still gets a check. Big Freedia was never going to be Drake.

No. And so many more people know about Big Freedia now because of Drake. And also, Big Freedia didn't make a better song than Nice For What. No. I remember when Nice For What came out, I was by myself. I got off work in a writer's room. I'm doing my dream job. Yeah. And he made me feel like he was listening to me.

He made me feel like he was like, you got off work and you did a good job. And if you want to lay down, nigga, lay down. Go ahead. Because you don't even need to be nice to these niggas. Go ahead, look in the mirror. Ask to go first on that show because you gotta work tomorrow. You need to come home and lay down. You gotta go work tomorrow. Nice for what? Nice for what? Nice for what?

I watched that video like three times in a row. Last for what? The video's so good. Oh, that video's fucking ridiculous. Tracy Ellis is so good. I don't like how attracted I am to Yara. You don't like that? No. Which one's Yara? Yara's from Black-ish.

Oh, the kid? She's very young. She's not a kid. Stop. See? See? Well, you're 24. It's different for you.

No, it's not. How old is she right now? How old is she? She's 18, 19. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. It's different than if we were together.'s not. How old is she right now? How old is she? She's 18, 19. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. It's different than if we were. You see what happened to Tiger when he tried to get a Kylie?

People thought it was 10, 15 years. I'm just going to back out of this conversation right now. Come on. I'll hurry with it. Come see my tour this summer. That video was weird because out of nowhere it was like, oh, wow, she's bad. And it was like, Olivia Wilde. I'm like, what?

She's the call? I know. Why did you call her? And she's wearing Jordans in it. Yeah, it's just like, she's beautiful, but that wasn't what this was for. It didn't really fit the rest of the video. It was odd. Emma Roberts is in it, too, while wet.

Yeah. And then Sid the Dude's in it, too. Sid the Dude's in it later. Sid the Dude makes more sense than Emma Roberts. I didn't even know Emma Roberts was in there. Wait, Sid the Kid? Or who the hell's Sid the Dude? Sid the Dude from...

Sid the Dude now. Oh, she changed her name to Sid the Kid? Or who the hell is Sid the Kid? Sid the Dude now. Oh, she changed her name to Sid the Dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same person. What? I didn't know that. I thought she was always Sid the Kid.

I love the internet. That's crazy. Might go by multiple handles. Maybe Sid the Dude is way late and went back to Sid the Kid. I don't think so. I don't know at all. Who knows?

Either way, that was great. That was a great pick. Lil Uzi Vert. Oh, yeah. Lil Uzi Vert just makes a ton of hits. All hits. That music's on the night. You could play it for anybody.

And they'll be like, this is great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't really have to like rap to like that or anything like that. Just super. I got into Lil Uzi super late. I remember because it was on the Migos song when he just pops in all weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you got into the Migos song. When he just pops in all weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And then like you get in the rest of it. Yeah, these rappers now, dude, they just like, they just pump. They're just like there. They're just there. They're just there.

They're just like. And then they have 80 songs that they had on SoundCloud sometime. Yeah, you find these kids and they've just, oh, you're like, oh, he's been famous for a year. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's all, like I've been fucking with, like I think I'm finally like, I know everybody's shit now with this generation of rappers the same way you guys do probably with, like, Jeezy and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember when Love Is Rage came out. Was that the first one?

That was his first thing that, like, everybody knew. So it was, like, he was big when it came out still. No, no, he had singles, but he wasn't big, big. But then Love Is Rage came out, then it was big. Okay, okay. Yeah, but, like, he was one of those dudes that was like um amongst the mumble rapping right people and then love is rage came out like oh this guy makes music that's crazy does that make sense yeah yeah yeah it's usually the same 808 break it's usually like everyone get an idiot but uzi was just on there singing singing singing

and you're like this this is something, bro. He's going somewhere. And doing weird shit. Like, P's and Q's is a weird song, but so listenable. Yeah, Money Longer, a lot of people know. Also, he had that great video on the internet. The game likes Money Longer. That's why I knew Uzi was going to be good.

When the rapper of the game was like, yo, I love that song, Money Longer. I was like, he's going to be okay. Yeah. He's going to be just fine. If the game isn't beefing with you off top, you're going to be just fine. The guy who had face tattoos before, that was like, he's going to be okay. Yeah. He's going to be just fine. If the game isn't beefing with you off top, you're going to be just fine. The guy who had face tattoos before, that was like a thing. Oh, he had so many different L.A.'s

on his cheek. So many different ones, McGame. Yeah. It doesn't, aesthetically, it's not even pleasing. I've never seen a man so large act like he's so small. That's what I say about the game. Is the game giant? He's huge. He's huge. Do you guys go to the games down,

Jesus, the Drew League games? No. You gotta go. Does he play in them? If you guys want to come with me, I go with Jamel and Mike Benner and all. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I go every summer. If you want to ride with us, yeah. If anyone that's listening want to come too. No, it's here. Oh, yeah.

It was the summer leagues. And so last year we went, it was like the playoff game and like who was it JaVale McGee was playing

ah fucking bum you don't like JaVale I respect him ever since Shaq bullied him I stopped when Shaq was

bullying him I was like this isn't fun anymore have you ever been to JaVale McGee I've had this conversation so many times about JaVale

I went to his Twitter one time and I just got so angry. It was highlight clips that he had obviously made for himself. Yes. Like he had made them. And then the one tweet that made me so mad, he was like, apropos of nothing, he hadn't retweeted.

You would see nobody talk about it. He was like, if y'all don't quit saying I look just like Jadanna, SMH. I remember that. I remember that. I was like, fuck you, Javale. I remember that I remember that I was like fuck you JaVale McGee I remember that he does and I hate that

he does look like Monstar or Jidenna he looks like he looks like he thinks he looks like Jidenna yeah Monstar or Jidenna he looks like

he looks like he saw Classic Man and was like oh that kind of looks like me but his girl was like no it doesn't he was like shut up

that looks like me he got a new girl who does say that I've never seen kind of looks like me. But his girl was like, no, it doesn't. He was like, shut up, that looks like me. I said that looks like me. He got a new girl who does say that. I've never seen, JaVale McGee does look like Ice JJ Fish stretched out. Yeah.

It's got a rat tail. He looks like he's 10 seconds late to every joke. That's what he looks like to me. Oh, oh,

okay, okay. I get it, I get it. You gotta slow down, you talk fast. That's what he looks like to me Like Oh Oh Oh Okay okay I get it I get it You gotta slow down You talk fast He accidentally laughs At things that aren't jokes Because he thinks he heard

The rhythm of it right Yeah he just wants to be in it He's just happy to be in the car No my favorite thing ever Was JaVale McGee Was playing the game Last year And he

He dunked And like landed And like looked around Wait for people to react And then We're all just like You're 7'9". Yeah.

I hate when tall people dunk and they're like, you see that? You should. What? That's like me getting a glass out of the shelf. Did you see me grab that thing

off the top? It's the same amount of effort. Right. Did you see me not even jump up? Grab one for me while you're up there. No, no, no. But the reason why I brought the Drew League is because the game plays every year.

Oh, yeah. And so every year, there's always some gang shit and they have to stop before there's a fight and there's going to be a fight. And then the game... Well, they don't want. Oh, yeah. And so every year there's always like some gang shit and they have to like stop before there's a fight and there's like gonna be a fight. And then the game...

Well, they don't want me going though. Metal detector or not, I give a fuck. Show me. Crips life. You got a wooden gun. Why am I limping? Put the gun in your mouth, dude.

That's why I'm limping. Wait, what happened with the game? I'm sorry. The game was, like, beefing on some, like, bro, I'm creeping, blah, I know where the fuck your grandma live at, all that, da-da-da. And then, like, a little girl ran up to him on the court, and then he took his shirt off and picked the little girl up and was like,

Y'all know I am the Drew League, right? What? Wow! And then the crowd went, yeah, we love you, the game. And everyone was on his side. And then the Crip, wherever the hell he was, he was like, I'll fuck you up. Then he's like, fuck me up. Fuck me up.

And he's holding this little girl. Holding the baby? And I was like, this ain't even your child, probably. Bro, you don't even know that child. The game has like that, my favorite thing about rappers is in any interview, they're shirtless holding a child.

Sure. They're always shirtless in front of a house with a bunch of niggas who don't obviously have a job. Yeah, no. Because it's Tuesday at 3 p.m. Who are trying to not look

in the camera. Right, right. And they're all like every now and then looking up. And they all have just bird chests. Yeah. Just all swole up soldier boy chest and the rappers

always holding a little like Nipsey Hussle holding a child he does stay with kids he stays with kids I love that new album by the way listen to that album

he was all over All Star Weekend All Star Weekend Nipsey Hussle we also gotta say he's still with Lauren London he did everything right Nipsey Hussle. We also got to say, he's still with Lauren London. He did everything right.

He's done nothing wrong. Nipsey Hussle's going to take us out. Like, my friend, there's this rapper called Black Ass in Oakland, and they were making a movie about him, and I was there, and like- Is that different from Pain in the Ass? Yeah, that's Pain in the Ass. Pain in the Ass, he's Puerto Rican. But like, this one old guy was like, Black Ass, you're going to save us out the community.

And that's how I feel about Nipsey Hussle. Sure. No, Nipsey owns like Half of LA at this point He's buying up He's really doing He's got like a property Management firm And he's building shit

And he's like He's only giving He's only employing gangbangers Yeah it's great It's like some mafia shit Yeah it's great Nipsey's great But I guess it's my turn

So Lil Uzi Vert Lil Uzi Vert Lil Uzi Vert Well I mean I have no choice And I'm really excited about this. My first pick is Lil Wayne. And my second pick is Lil Beat.

God damn it, Jack! Yeah, Lil Beat's a good pick. Fuck! Well, you wanted to go first. Yeah, I didn't think. I don't know what I thought was going to happen. I don't know what I thought was going to happen. We all know songs, too.

Somebody would have taken. I mean, but you could have maybe went third. Yeah. It's too late now. But I'll say this. There is no current state of music. There is no current state of internet. Nope.

Nope. There is no current state of comedy. There is no current state of consciousness without Lil B. The whole thing is him. Everything is him. Him and Soulja Boy. We can't disrespect Soulja Boy. Yeah, also Soulja Boy.

But, like, all these kids grew up on that. Just that whole thing was, like, he was the first weird rapper I ever actually liked. And I didn't like it at first. I listened to it and I was like, this is trash. And then just like, you see the wave building. And it's so funny. Ah, Miley Cyrus. Ah, Miley Cyrus.

Swag. Swag. And he was wearing ugly shoes. And it was just like. His music has perhaps, or his influence has outstriped his music. Oh, yeah, the loopy curse. And then he would go on Sports Nation dressed like the queen of goddamn Scotland. And would wear like a pearl necklace and be like, Kevin Durant's a bitch.

And I was like, whoa! What is this whole thing? He's the best. And then big ass god damn Charles Barkley be like oh I can see your point

like it's crazy you're right you're right Lil B they had to sit through this yo they made him take him seriously he came in on a horse

to Sports Nation one time man it was awesome Lil B is like yeah he's the best of like what entertainment is now

but he also has given us the worst things in entertainment because of his influence. Yeah, yeah. I don't love his... Oh, yeah, like the disciples of Lil B. The disciples of Lil B are terrible. But you can't blame him like that.

It's the same thing with like... I love Kyle Kinane. It doesn't mean I love every other dude at an open mic right now. This is an excellent point. Everyone talking up into the air while you kind of figure out your pacing. Well, it's just a da-da-da, and then you put it in the blah-blah-blah, and that's why the blah-blah-blah. You should hear Kanaan talk about Lil B.

It's pretty buck. Oh, it's good. It's good. He's got a great 15 on Lil B. I wouldn't put it past him. If you found out about Lil B, you'd have an amazing 15. He's so cool, and he's just, yeah, you're right.

Lil B, he's so cool. He gets it. His curses work. Yeah, the Lil B curse is real. I've never seen, like, you're cursed, and then the it. His curses work. Yeah, the Lil B curse is real. I've never seen like, you're cursed, and then the person that he curses has to go on Twitter and be like, oh, fuck Lil B.

Can you please take off this curse you said? Whole cities will apologize. Sorry, Lil B, please. Bro, can you take off the curse? Oklahoma, they don't know him. They don't know him. He put him out on Apple. But the curse worked, so they had to know him. In 2011, an album called I'm Gay

yeah you know what I mean in 2011 a rapper in 2011 he's crazy did you see that video of DMX fighting out about

Lil B what so there's a video of DMX in the car his homie's like yo you heard about this new rapper Lil B

and he's like nah he has a new album called I'm Gay and DMx goes what and then he goes look and then he plays the song and dmx is like what what and like you couldn't even download the information to understand what the fuck was happening he just drives into a telephone pole and my favorite part of the whole video was like he was like look listen to the song and he part of the whole video was like, he was like listening to the song,

and he looks out the window of the car, and he starts like contemplating shit, and he looks back, he's like, that's fucking stupid. He gave it, he rolled it around in the old noggin man for a second. No, he gave it, he gave it time. He's also a crackhead, so he's like, who is your judge?

So he's like, let me take my time and figure this out. You guys keep talking, I gotta piss. Yeah piss yeah little b is fantastic he's so weird i love the i didn't even i didn't even fuck with the pack but like yeah he's just like you can see how many culturally he's wonderful you can see how many people are his sons like he's he's like you can see people who double back who are older than him and like just took his shit to make themselves more popular. And him, just the way he utilized social media. He made it a thing.

Lil B follows everybody on Twitter. Which is hilarious. It's so funny. Is he one of those people that follows 30,000 people or something? No, he follows like 100K. He follows Twitter. But it's like hella random people. He follows me and shit.

He follows me. He follows Twitter. But it's like hella random people. Like, he follows me and shit. He follows me. He follows me, but like, I'll get a new follower, and it'll be somebody who has like 650 followers, but it'll be like Lil B, the bass god, follows him. And you're like, man, bless your heart, Lil B. I hope you never die. They tried to beat him up. Did you see what happened when they tried to beat him up the other day? That was one of the worst days of my life.

When was that? It was like December. P&D Rock. P&D Rock and A Boogie with the Hoodie. I don't like those kids b rock and uh a boogie i don't like i don't like those i don't like them i don't like this i don't like them i don't know what it is but they just seem like they just seem like they be on a train touching girls butts yeah they seem like mean they seem yeah they seem bad spirited they don't look like they got yeah i don't think it's them russ all this all this seems like a bad guy they just seem like bad people yeah that's how i feel about p and b but like gucci man doesn't seem like a bad guy to me. They just seem like bad people. Yeah, that's how I feel about PNB Rock.

But like, Gucci Mane doesn't seem like a bad guy. No. He seems like a guy who had to do what he had to do. Yeah. And that's apparent with Gucci Mane, though, because he's like, that's why his life is better. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He had a good heart the whole way through.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just a guy who had to do what he had to do. But these streets is cold. Streets keep falling. Is it my pick? It is your pick. I'm having such a hard time. Yeah, we got to work.

Well, Ian's back now. You're back for David's pick. He's back for my pick. I'm having a hard time because it's like, yeah, you guys, there's not as many Lills and Youngs as I thought there was. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. All right. Before.

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Yeah, this is my second and third pick. All right, my second pick. You know what? Here's what I'm saying. What was he's already taken? I know. Not me, but this man has his place in the culture. And I think if I'm drafting five

of these guys, I need a young heartthrob. I need somebody that everybody was on board with. I'm taking previously, different name now, I'm taking Lil Bow Wow. That's what I wanted. I'm taking Bow Wow.

Bow Wow is an actual legend. Why not? He is an actual legend why not he is an actual legend he is 100% he had a song with Snoop at 11 true oh man remember what he did

do you guys remember that he was on the Wild Wild West soundtrack yes and then everybody now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way I dribble up

and down the court what song did he have with Snoop at 11 what song was it when he was 11 with Snoop? Was it Pump Pump? Was it Pump Pump? Was that the Wild Wild Wild?

Because I remember people talking about it, but I don't ever remember actually digging in and finding out if that was the song or not. I mean, I came to Bow Wow in the Bounce With Me era.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Who let the gates wide open and it's I who they running from. But he's been around for so long. Yeah. And some of those, I remember talking shit about some of those songs.

Man, I liked Let Me Hold You. Maybe you? Yeah. Down, down, but down, banana, fanna, for found. He's ridiculous. Dog, I'm going to say this, and I'm going to mean this with all my goddamn heart. The moment I respected Bow Wow was in fourth grade when he was dating Ciara and we all thought she had a penis

And he was like I don't care And he was like I don't give a fuck I know she don't I know she don't Cause he could have Did some fuckeries

As young as he was Was that a rumor That was going around Was it Sierra Everybody thought She got assed on news I low key believed it They assed on TV

You got a dick And she had to sit there Like no Yeah that was a full Why cause She was like Cause No Bow Wow was the first Pansexual And we don't dick and she had to sit there like, no. Yeah, that was a whole... Because...

Bow Wow was the first pansexual. There was also a rumor about Bow Wow that there was a limo driver that maybe kissed him. It's not kissed. Oh, I remember hearing that rumor. You ever heard that rumor?

His limo driver had sex with him? Mm-hmm. How old was he? He was a kid. He was early Bow Wow. Oh, he got molested? Yeah. Well, like, they all did.

To sit here and think that these child stars haven't been molested, that bar has been digged down by Diplo time and time again. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Okay. You guys didn't react how I thought. That was so awful. You guys didn't react how I thought. That was so honorable.

You guys turned up. Be quick. I thought we were getting to know each other. It's already hot in this studio. I'm running out of riffs. I'm scared about my next pick. This is not a good time for me. I'm going to go ahead and clock out, bro.

If I can't make Diplo bad Barbie jokes. Oh, man. Trippie Redd did have sex with that girl, though. He kissed her. He kissed her. That's what she says. Where's that?

Yeah. Lil Bow Wow, man. You need, because I'm just, I'm trying to draft a full team. Sure. He was a hit.

Yep. He was a hit. He was a hit. Mike. Of course. Also, we forget that he's been acting forever. Like, he's been,

Bow Wow's been rich. Yeah, he's taken some L's as of late, but who doesn't? He also grew up in show business. That makes everybody want him. But like, also, Was it Roll Bounce? Yes, he was in Roll Bounce.

He was on one of those cop shows for years. He was in Lottery Ticket. People don't fucking like Lottery Ticket as much as they like Lottery Ticket. He was in Lottery Ticket. Lottery Ticket had one of the baddest girls I've ever seen on television ever. I bet I'd like that movie. It was fun. I bet ever seen on television ever. I bet I'd like that movie.

It was fun. I bet you would like that movie. I bet I would like that movie. It's like one of those comes on on BET, and you're like mad that you're watching it, but you're watching it. Oh, like ATL? It seems like a next day. No, but ATL's great.

I like ATL a lot. It seems like a next day air situation. I think ATL's a good movie. ATL is? Yeah. ATL is my Titanic. That's a good one. If you want me to be a dead ass.

Big boy's in it. Yeah. Trying to be terrifying. Acting his ass off. Yeah, he's doing good. Acting his damn ass off. He's had those dogs. Boy, you're making me damn money. Better go on ahead around the corner, though.

Man, ATL was all right. Right? It's a good movie. ATL was great. My name is Nunu. I got Nunu shit. Oh, Nunu was so hot. Remember the commercials, though?

It was just like- And guess who's dating Nunu? Nipsey? No. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, that is right. That's Lauren London. They've been-

Got her pregnant. He's so great. Digging her out, bro. He's so great. Digging her out. Bless his heart. Bless his heart. That's amazing.

So Friday's a bottle of Hennessy and then ATL, right? So we're going to go out. I know. I'm kidding. So Lil Bow Wow is my first pick. So my next pick is like, this is so hard now because it's thinning now. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to get weird on the next ones.

By the time it gets back to me, good lord. I have a feeling I know who Sean's going to pick. I feel like you're about to fuck me right now. So my next pick, no, because there's a way that I could go, but I got to go in my heart. And this is like this next rapper I like because he just like, just like Jeezy. Jeezy represents a certain type of rapper. Yeah. Bow Wow represents a certain type of rapper.

This next rapper, to me, represents like what the South is. Like the whole way that they did rap. No, please don't do it. The whole way that they were like underground, hustle, sell them out the trunk. Like this is us. Because people weren't fucking with the South. Like Atlanta's had it forever. But before nobody cared. I'm taking Lil Flip flip god damn it great big great flick that was little

flip's a great mother fucker but no one really cared about the south till 3k said on the stage man the south got something to say yeah it's true it's true but like that's when shit changed but like and for me too it's just like because maybe my age or whatever my time period high school was like little flip chameleon air yeah all wall they first magno they all jumped on gorilla map like all that shit was like like the mixtape messiah that was all that shit just out of high school michael 5000 all that shit like i loved it so much dj screw shit and like yeah little flip just embodies that he's so much fun he's like he's like what's a good rapper you know what i mean he has verses that i remember forever solid i think that ain't platinum that's the silvery chain i think about that shit all the

fucking time you know what i mean the definition of a pimp is me. I ain't doing shit for free. I love it. I love Lil Flip. Lil Flip got on a EA Sports video game soundtrack. Exactly. You know what I mean? Exactly. He was on Tiger Woods. Exactly. I wonder what the money is for that. I don't know.

I bet it's pretty solid. The beats are great. I bet it's decent. I mean, if you guys have never been 17 years old driving to a girl you might make out with's house, smoking weed in your friend's Jeep Grand Cherokee, listening to This Is The Way We Ball. If you've never felt that feeling. I was about 22 doing that. It's the same thing.

Oh, man. It's just like, because those rappers, guys from Houston, shit like that, and this is no disrespect to them, but they made, when I was a kid, I would listen to little flip and feel like i could be a rapper yeah sure like you were like i'd like to do it like the donald trump of rapping well because yeah there was there's a rap middle class in houston yeah you know like there's not a you don't have to be you can be zero slim thug has a very nice house yeah yeah yeah it's a really nice house and i i will i will reckon i'll go to toe-to-toe for the fact that those guys were richer than most rappers we listened to. Because they stayed independent forever. Oh, yeah. I think Slim Thug might still be independent.

Like, maybe they copped distribution deals. Maybe later. Maybe. But if you're in Atlanta, honestly, it's so easy to have a team of people to do shit for you like that. Right. Because everything is so connected in Atlanta. Yeah. It's very hard to be an independent artist in Milwaukee.

Right, right. Because there's not like- It's just harder to- there's less connections and shit. But do you feel like- but I feel like that's because of rappers. Rappers set up that whole foundation to be that way. And entertainment. Bro, Atlanta is Hollywood for black people. Yep. It's also Mecca.

It's a lot of things. It's a lot of things. And when it comes crashing down, it's going to be so ugly. It's not going to come crashing down. You think? Don't do that. What, Atlanta? It's going to live forever.

No, it's just like- You mean like it'll lose its hype? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anytime they get a TV show, anytime it gets a fucking- All the music is coming up there. All the fashion shows are there. But the music is- Atlanta's being- But it hasn coming from there. But the music is being, Atlanta's

being, that's the... But it hasn't been, it was for us, and then now it's like... Oh, for everybody? Now it's like, alright, now people in Ireland are like, Atlanta! Oh, yeah. Yeah, I feel that, I feel that. That was a long time coming, though. It has to happen. And that's what I'm gonna do for Seattle.

Man, I was trying so hard, by the way, to think of like... Andy Haynes, we got the fuck... I was trying to think of a Northwest rapper because I was like, alright, two Washingtonians, an Oregonian, secondhand Oregonian. I was like, man, but there's not... There's not... I tried to think of like...

Macklemore. I knew this guy. Grace Gull. Grace Gull's from Seattle, I think, right? That's not what we're looking for. But, like, come on. You know what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I know what you mean. My cousin's friend used to call in. It doesn't exist. You can want it. Cube 93, though, when they did Roll Call. Yeah. Do you guys remember Roll Call? Yeah.

Looking at the rollie. It's about that time. It's a roll call. You're live on the lot. What's your name? And then they said their name. Where are you from? Go ahead, Sean Jordan. Show us how it's done. And then they would rap like a bad rap most on the lot. What's your name? And then they said their name. Where are you from? Go ahead, Sean Jordan.

Show us how it's done. And then they would rap like a bad rap most of the time. That wasn't going to happen. Either way, I'm going to flip. Portland. Portland. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

He's blowing up. He's blowing up. I think we should get him on this podcast. Anyways. That'd be amazing. Lil Flip. Lil Flip is my favorite. I have to ask a question about the guidelines of the rules.

Yes. Little is not acceptable? I think little. Listen, man. Fucking do your thing. Make the pick and the rules. Yes. Little is not acceptable? I think little. Listen, man. Fucking do your thing. Make a pick and we'll... Okay, I feel like I'm fucking up right now. Okay.

But I just want to get it because one, it's funny, and two, it's great. I'm going to go with Little Dragon. I don't even know what that is. I have no idea. Little Dragon. So yeah, it's got to count. Little Dragon is great. So old.

No, shit, I'm 36, nephew. What are're not playing a Little Dragon. So yeah, it's got to count. Little Dragon is great. So old. No, Little Dragon. Shit, I'm 36, nephew. What are we talking about? Little Dragon. I'm 28. The Swedish electronic music band from Gothenburg? Yeah, they're great. Wait, what?

What? I thought we were doing rappers. Oh, I don't know. What's Little Dragon? Do they do songs with Big Boy? So what is Little Dragon again? I wasn't even listening. Okay.

Here's why maybe this is okay. Maybe. Why maybe this is okay. I say we let it go. I'm thrilled about it. They've done songs with Big Boy. The people listening right now, and they have songs with Kay Trinata,

and they have songs with Chance the Rapper, and they do hip-hop shit. I love Kay Trinata. Kay Trinata's amazing. I just found out about Kay Trinata. Well, then let's Rapper, and they do hip-hop shit. I love K-Tronada. K-Tronada's amazing. I just found out about K-Tronada. Well, then let's, yeah. Yeah, fine. All right, Little Dragon.

What I'll say is people listening, and when I say Little Dragon, there's people who are listening who are fans of Little Dragon, and they're like, that's my guy. I like that guy. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to listen to his thing he can't announce. All right. Well, you'll know when it's out there. As soon as it comes out, we'll announce the shit out of it on this very podcast. Yeah, they'll tweet at you if they know about it.

I don't know what you're talking about. Well, if something comes out that's going to be dope, then we'll be sure to let it be known. One, two, three, four. All right, Little Dragon. I don't have anything to say about it, but yeah. I like it. All I know is they did songs with Big Boy before Fantagram was doing that same thing. The most fun thing about this podcast is people bouncing on the handlebars.

To use Ian's term, bouncing on the handlebars a little bit. Like making bold choices, hanging around, making it fun, getting loose. I'm thrilled about it. So how did you get into them? Kay Trinata. Yeah. And then I went through their shit. And they're like on Mac Miller's shit.

Oh, okay. And they've been on like SBTRKT shit. Oh, Subtract. Yeah, Subtract, sorry. And then they, like Drake, and they fuck with Hiatus Coyote a lot, and I love them. Oh, right. I love Hiatus Coyote. Yeah.

And they're like the same vein. If you fuck with Hiatus Coyote, you would love Little Dragon. So get into Little Dragon. Get into Little Dragon. Get into Little Dragon. I'm in. They owe me a plug. That's my Patreon. Little Dragon. So get into Little Dragon. Get into Little Dragon. Get into Little Dragon. I'm in. They owe me a plug. That's my Patreon.

Little Dragon. You know what's fun is like we're slowly starting to get to that level where us mentioning, and we know bands that we're, it's like, we can actually send them to listeners and stuff. Like, where am I making an impact? No, Little Dragon's fire. Yeah. Shout out to Baby Mother. Everybody listen to Atmosphere.

Shout out to Dave B from Seattle. There it is. Dave B from Seattle. There it is. Dave B from Seattle's fire. Fire. Continue enjoying Portugal, the man. I got Lil Wayne, Lil B, and Lil Dragon.

That's fair. That's a good front court. Carwill, what do you got? It's getting weird now. Yeah, it's getting weird. It's going to get weird over here. Wait until it gets over here. I feel like there's one that we all are disrespecting.

Everyone's avoiding it. We're disrespecting one. Bad, bad, bad, bad. There's a king. There's still a king. There's a king on the board, and we're all just like, we don't want to take it, but we know someone has to take it. Everyone's avoiding it.

I'm going to take the king off the board, because I might as well. I'm going to take little John. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. No one's mad at you for that. I mean, the guy. He made an actual comeback.

Yes. With a. Turned down for what? Yes. A genuine comeback. He really did. And then he didn't Trinidad James it. He like, he knew his role.

He goes on. He goes on like Vice News. And he's like, it's crazy here in Algeria. It was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Be Little John. He had the necklace that said, Kronk ain't dead. None of us believed yeah, yeah. Yeah, Lil Jon. Yeah, Lil Jon. He had the necklace that said,

Kronk ain't dead, and none of us believed him. Nope. The necklace was right. And his first go-round, man. Dude, it was amazing. As big as the Raptors. All hits.

Everywhere. All hits. As big as, man, remember the first time you heard Bia Bia? Oh, my God. Like, oh, I didn't even know I wanted to fight today.

Yeah, dude. All this shit makes... yeah we were talking earlier little John is Hennessy yeah okay all of it makes you want to fight all of it but he looks so happy I don't think little John fights

but he makes fighting music oh man the east side boys fight for him they were big as hell that's the kind of fight I like the adrenaline of wanting to get in a fight, but then not getting in one. I'm not a fighter, but I like feeling that way. I like feeling like, oh, dude. And then you just hang up.

That was mosh pitting? Yeah. That was every house party in 06. Oh, my God. Beaverton Organ was lousy with Lil Jon. Everybody, everywhere. Even that pitbulls. He was on that Kula pitbull song.

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But like when you're like with your friends and you're just out and you're just full of whatever youth is, that shit was good. After work a lot, on the way to parties a lot. Oh, yeah. On the way to a party, Lil Jon was- You remember Crunk Juice? Yeah, Crunk Juice. I remember- Thanks to Grit Seals, you bastards.

I remember vividly I was at some house party and like I like left some girl's house and had sex and everyone at the house party knew and it was like a girl they all knew I was trying to get out for a minute

and I walked in and I on my mama bounced that ass let me see you get low freak that chick with a ride to the floor and like it was just people being like

just high five me as I was walking and then she comes in and then everyone starts high-fiving her Yeah, Seattle cuz it no one's like no one it's not like weird with that Yeah, and so it was great and then we like saw each other in the kitchen The song was just playing like bounce that ass Let me say hello and she came over to start twerking on me in the kitchen

And I remember at that point I was like if I die yeah, I died Did it that was literally what I was just thinking I was like you could have die, if I die, I did it. That was literally what I was just thinking. I was like, you could have cashed out that day. Right there, bro. My dumb ass went to open mics. People would have been like, you remember Jack? And people would have been like, yeah.

That guy's awesome. Yeah, I do remember Jack. Jack went out on top. I remember Jack. And now people would see, like, you remember Jack? He's like, yeah, is he still doing comedy? Jack was on the top of the mountain. The songs he got everyone to sing. I mean, Dave Chappelle obviously already talked about it,

but getting everyone like skeet, skeet, skeet on the, you know? It's like when truffle butter was on the radio. We all had to just talk about truffle butter. Yeah. Oof. And it wasn't even that good of a song. No, really? It wasn't better than skeet, skeet, skeet.

Absolutely not. No, skeet, skeet. That's a hit. Skeet, skeet, skeet. Yeah, yeah. It sounds so good. We'll be at weddings in our like 70s you know like telling kids like you don't know about this one yeah it's a bunch of 70

there's gonna be a point where dude is a kid is out somewhere and his grandma's gonna twerk because little john comes on little john did that his grandma's gonna be like oh shit but like it's gonna be so great great to see Nana's busting it open. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. Maybe literally busting it open. Do you guys think it's going to flip back? And so when we're like 70 and we're playing our Uzis

and we're playing our Lil Jon and we're playing all of our trap, come on, girls' forehead music, they're going to be listening to Tamer music. Yeah, I think it has to. Of course, yeah. Because we went so far. It'll happen to women in our 40s. It'll happen before that.

Yeah, the kids right now, they're going to rebel from what we're doing. I remember, now there's music I don't understand, and everybody's sad. Kids are sad. Kids are very, very sad. I don't understand and everybody's sad oh yeah everyone is kids are sad kids are very very sad i don't understand it yeah but kids were sad in like 91 well yeah but i listened to like the get up kids and shit all that emo stuff yeah i was sad kids were sad back in the day i was listening to taking back sunday singing as walking walking down the halls of the high school i don't care what it is. Your lipstick is calling, don't bother, Rachel. I know exactly what goes on.

Cute without the E, dude. Is that what it's called? Cute without the E? Yeah. That's a good name for a sad song. And if you tell all your friends, I'll put this gun to my head. Oh, damn. What was that song that everyone kept killing themselves to? Oh, man. There were a few of them. Oh, damn. What was that song that everyone kept killing themselves to? Oh, man.

Adam's Song? There were a few of them. Oh, Adam's Song was one. Adam's Song, yeah. Wait, what is Adam's Song? Remember the time I spilled the cup? In Seattle, I remember. No, I think I know the song.

How's the chorus go? Go? I don't know the song very well. How's the chorus go? Is it, don't waste your time? You never conquered. Ran the game. 16 just gave such better days

Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was not too late to come The world was over Just killed himself Just from shuffling it? Somebody went off a bridge I could have been singing the bodyguard

They'd still be like, I'm calling it Where's the brick wall, dude? Where is that song? I traced the cord back to the wall. Yeah. No wonder it was sad as shit. Sad as shit. It's supposed to be.

I used to watch it on the bus. All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge. But that's about money. It's about money, though. Yeah. God, that's a good song. Great song.

Goddamn, Blink. I was real. Yeah. Yeah. We'll have a Blink track. I was listening to Promise Ring. Couldn't you take the second bus home? And that's what they really sounded like.

So it's like I still was into it. I forget why it came on. Oh, we were talking about suicide. I wanted to tweet something. We're far enough into this episode that I can't. We can finally talk about suicide? Thank God. Yeah.

My girl's pissing me off. I'm going to get my shoes on. You're going to say that joke that you said last night? Yeah. What's the joke? Hitler never would have happened in America. Is this one? Yeah, Hitler never could have happened in America

because all the kids would have called him Adolf Schittler and he would have killed himself. I would have called him that. In like seventh grade, I played football. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah. Can't help it. Back to the wall.

There is no, it's still inexcusable, but the most excusable form of homophobia is I play football. Yeah. They let us get away with a lot. Yeah, like, no, we said shitty things. We don't, we don't. Adults watched us say shitty things. Yeah. Adults said it in front of us, and that's how we started to say it.

They called us that stuff, and then we called the other kids. Right, but it's like, if there is anybody who could be homophobic, it could be – it's people who are getting brain damage. Giving themselves brain damage. It's like, yeah, go ahead. Call them whatever. Our year was weirdly progressive but the year – our one year older was like crazy jock. Oh, dude. Our one year younger was crazy jock.

And we were like – on my year, like I was one of the best players and our quarterback was one of the best players and we were in like AP history together. That's so funny. We were like on my year like i was one of the best players and our quarterback was one of the best players and we were in like ap history together we were like a weird year of football we weren't any good either very sweet but when it's older than us were the worst they were called they called themselves the mad dogs oh my god they would say elizabeth high school football forever elizabeth elizabeth high school I don't think any of them could read. They're so stupid. They're so fucking stupid. And they would try to haze the younger kids.

And we would all be like, no, man. No, man. Stop it. Like, we had a team dinner. And they were like, all right, all the JVs getting wedgies. And all my, we were just like, no. No, you're not. No, we're not.

And then there was like a whole scuffle. And No, we're not. And then there was like a whole scuffle and we didn't do it and then everybody was all tired and they were like, well, all right,

all right, we're still starters though. And you're just like, you guys are fucking weird. We were going to need, dude, I did the splits at football when I was in seventh grade.

I get a bit about it, but it carried with me all the way through like sophomore year because all of us came up together. I don't know what you were thinking. Who knows? You did splits at football? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what you were thinking. Who knows?

You did splits in football. Yeah. Now I'll get some friends. Now. Very impressive. Yeah. Like if you rock the splits at a party, I'd be like.

I know it'd be so tight. And I didn't know you. I'd have to know you. I wish I could still do it. You've been to football practice. That is not the place for splits. That's not okay. No.

That's not okay. Well, I mean, it's, yeah, it was buck dude. I got, it was rough.

Did they ask you or were you just like kids like hey you can do the splits right and I go can I and I did the fucking splits and then like as I hit the ground the coaches are like even the coaches were in on some like very offensive shit oh the coaches were the worst people the coaches were so bad I remember

I only played football one year and I remember on the bus we were going somewhere and I wore a fedora. Because I was just figuring Mia out. I was figuring out what I was up to. I was just figuring Mia out. But you know that couple of months where you're just like, I wear earrings and fedoras. Yeah, I wore a bandana like Bruce Springsteen.

I was supposed to be in this generation of kids where I knew I was eclectic. And I knew I would have been like, I want to paint my fingernails. You should be a kid right now. I should. Yeah, yeah. But I missed it. So I was wearing a fedora, and the coach told me to come sit in the front. Hey, Jack, get up.

Come sit in the front next to him. And so I go sit there, and then all the coaches start bagging on me. And then one of the coaches takes my hat off and then puts it on his head and goes, look at me. I'm Jay. And I was like, yo, this is the worst thing that's ever. What did they want you? What did they think was going to come from that? This.

The bus laughing. Look at it now. I knew it was bad. You're killing it, though. I mean, you're killing it now. You've been on TV now. Yeah, but they don't know. Where's that coach?

They don't know. They might know. Where's that coach who put your fedora? He's still coaching. He's still divorced. He's probably on Applebee's right now. Yeah, but like they don't know. Where's that coach who put your fedora? They might know. Where's that coach who put your fedora? He's still coaching junior high football. He's probably on Applebee's right now.

Oh, for sure. He's at a Ruby Tuesday telling a waitress to do better. It's Washington. He's at an Azteca. He's telling her to smile. He's at an Azteca

or a Rainforest Cafe. Azteca worked pretty good though. He's at Rainforest Cafe drunk as fuck in a mall. A mall Rainforest Cafe. South's at Rainforest Cafe, drunk as fuck in a mall. A mall Rainforest Cafe. South Center Mall. With the anti-anties

Finnish rapper wiping his mouth. Because he doubled down. Because he knows his life. And he's just cussing out where Claire's used to be. He's been to the empty store. With earring backs on the floor.

Jessica, come back! Fuck him. Fuck that guy. Yeah, but if he's alive, can you please watch Big Mouth, man? Fuck you, Keith. Sean, it's time for

your third and fourth mix. All right. Well, we're going just something personal for me because this is what I listened to back in the day but we're going

Lil' Troy. Oh! Name two Lil' Troy songs. Cannot do that for you. Can you name one? The one was a smash hit. I believe I can name one. It'll be a baller, shot caller, 20-inch blades on the Impala.

Caller, get laid tonight. Swisher roll tight, got sprayed. What is ice? I'm going our way. Yeah, get laid tonight. Switch a roll tight. Got sprayed. What is? I'm going our way. Yeah, I heard it. Got sprayed. Our way.

Making money though. Better way. Better way. Better way. Yeah. That song. Paula. That's a great song. That song was great too because there was like, there was nothing like that on the radio,

by the way. Big Paula. That was a Texas song. Making my ass. But like, there was no other, like that's the radio, by the way. Big ballin'. That was a Texas song. I was actually making my ass. But there was no other... That's why that song was so popular, because you were like, who the fuck are all of these I listened to it like... Who is anybody?

I remember. I was like, who is anybody on this song? But you just had to figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there were... So we... I haven't really smoked weed my whole life, but all the kids I was with always did. And we'd roll around in Frat's whip,

and it'd be like Adam and Frat and the Kaufmans, and they'd just be getting blazed out of their gourd. And there were certain songs like that. They were smoking Big Killer. Some little flip that needed to be played all the time. They wouldn't spark the bowl unless Can't See Me came on. They had to play that before they would spark the bowl. But this is just one of those songs.

I hate people like, I don't smoke until the song's good. My friend Frat was, he was not my dick suck. It's children. Keep in mind, they were like 17 probably. Still, they're bad people. Waiting, even in the narrow gap between our ages, waiting was such

a big part of when we were younger. When we were in our teens, you had to wait. Oh, yeah. Wait for shit? You had to wait for shit. Waiting was just a thing you did. You had to wait for stories

to come on the radio. You had to wait for a music video to show up on the TV. You had to wait to get the Tupac. Waiting for music videos drove me nuts. It sucked.

I didn't like that. I'm glad that's gone. I'm glad that's a thing that's gone. It sucked so bad. There was nothing worse than having to watch 106 and Park

and just wait for this. And then they cut your shit off. Yes. And then they cut your shit off. Yes. And then they cut your shit off when you're videoing. It takes 30 seconds of it. I'm like, I've been sitting here watching your fucking stilted banter. I've been waiting to watch the Roscoe, the terrible banters of goddamn. What is the show in the lab?

People somehow looking like they're reading prompters. That's funny. Looking like they're reading prompter and there's no prompter. Didn't get to hear Rex in effect until like 9.58 and then it would cut off two minutes in. You know what I mean? Oh, Fizzman.

You had to stay up late to watch Tip Drill. Yeah. I need a Tip Drill. What was it, BET After Dark? Well, no, there was BET After Dark, but then there was BET Uncut. Uncut started at like 2 o'clock in the morning. That was super annoying.

Yeah, that was a shit show. I remember I would wake up and Sierra was just screaming at me. Yeah. And I was like, what? I had to watch Uncut in the living room, and I was always like, man, if my mom comes in here, she's going to fucking kill me. Trouble. If she comes in and sees what I'm doing right now, watching Uncut two feet away from the

screen. Just staring at it. Jacking off with a store-brand soda open next to me. President Select. Jacking off with a Dr. Thunder. One of those 25-cent QMC pies. With Cheez-It crumbs on your neck. So close to volume literally on three.

Yeah, on three, like just straining. Just straining the ear. But that was great. Kids are not going to know that. No. I pity them. They can just watch pornography. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. What a bummer. But they don't have to earn their nut. No, they never had to jack off to HBO Real Sex 34 with Jewish therapists. A lot of parents on that show. A lot of people who look like parents on Real Sex. That's where I didn't like it.

I would only jack off to Christina Milian videos. You were making the right choice. I didn't really jerk off to sex until I was in my 20s. You probably made the right move. I was just only music video. To masturbate into people having sex? It was insane to me. I was like, why would I ever do that?

What did LimeWire do? Do you remember? LimeWire was, oh my God. I used to say, the joke never worked, but I used to say, I make comedy for people who download LimeWire on their mom's computer to hear memes.

Yep, I make that comedy. Oh, man. comedy for people who download LimeWire on their mom's computer to hear memes. Yep. I make that comedy. Oh, man. Remember when LimeWire would lie to you? That's a good market, though. Yeah. Remember when LimeWire would lie to you and be like, this song has Lil Jon. Oh, my God, yeah.

Lil Wayne. You're like, what kind of? And it's just Kelly Clarkson. And you're like, fuck you. This is crazy. And then it was just a terrible thing. You know that's how Soulja Boy got on? Yeah.

Soulja Boy would just lie about who was on his songs. It was like being Rickrolled. You'd be like, oh, this fucking Soulja Boy tell. Yeah. But it was a hit, though. Skinny niggas running shit. Skinny niggas running shit. That's the best songs ever.

You just need to say shit over and over again. What was that one song? All this gold on me feeling like a king. That makes me feel good. Yeah. Whose pick is it? I'm sorry. Still Sean.

Mine. So we're going for my fourth pick, which we got to start hurrying, I bet. So I'm going to pick this just because I like the song. I've only heard one song, but it's dope. What? Young M.A. I know who you're going to pick. Yeah.

Yeah. Young M.A. Young M.A. Ooh. Ooh, good. That was good. Yeah. Yeah. It's a dope song. I mean, what else do I got to you're going to pick. Yeah. Yeah. Young M.A. Young M.A. Ooh. Ooh, good. That was good. Yeah. Yeah.

Stump song. I mean, what else do I got to say? No, that sounds great. You put me onto it when we were driving. You remember the other one? There's the other one, too. There's another one. There's the one and then there's the other one now.

I remember there was only two times in my friendship with comedian Sam Jay. She was going to come up. She was going to come up. Yeah. Where she truly did not fuck with me the rest of the night. There was one night where I- What did you say? There was one night where I, and I apologize, but I was drunk, where I said, I gave an opinion

about Insecure, and we got in the TV show. Oh, yeah. We got in a beef about it. And then Sam just stood up. She was like, you don't want black women to win the other one was we were working our show together and Sam was being a little difficult at the time and I was like Sam if you don't send in your shit we about to replace you a young in man young ma and she was mad you were an

asshole yeah no no I like honestly anytime Sam is mad at somebody she's correct

yeah she's always correct she's a pretty logical person she's always the most logically but like

it's like crazy irritating it's so crazy that she's never wrong it makes sense that she's a republican

oh no she's a republican yeah hard but like but the funny shit about Sam that she's never wrong. It makes sense that she's a Republican. Oh no, she's a Republican. Hard. But the funny shit about Sam is she's like, I'm gonna be friends with this idiotic kid who gives no fucks about anything left right, up or down, and then argue with him and see what that will give me. She likes to have fun. Yeah, it's like, Sam,

you know I don't mean anything or like anything. Fucking, I love Sam. I love Young M.A. too. love Sam. Yeah, she does, dude. I love Young M.A., too. Ooh is a hot song, man. Ooh. She's making a porn movie for porno. She directed it.

It's out. She directed it. Watch some of it. It's good. I know. I missed a lot here. It's on porno. I missed a lot.

Young M.A. directed an hour-long porno. Hour-long? Longer. And it's supposed to be about like real niggas lesbians it's all lesbians like we lesbians but we ain't these

gay lesbians we lesbians who be fucking I'm here to tell you it is about these gay lesbians it is about the what's it called? oh I don't know

you just if you just type in young ma porn I'll find it yeah there's not a lot of young I've been nervous to type in young ma porn

but now I gotta read it because you don't want to find it actual I don't want to find it later. I'll find it. There's not a lot of young. I've been nervous to type in young MA porn, but now I've got to read it. Let me just read. Because you don't want to find it actual. I don't want to find it. Produced by Pornhub for the Visionaries Directors Club. Visionaries Directors. The ooh rapper conceived the idea of an all-girl adult film starring Asa Akira called The Gift. If it's not called Oceans 88.

Oceans 8, but it's A-T-E. Yeah. Here's what she says about it. It's about a girl, a virgin. It's her birthday, and a friend kind of, like, sends her off to this place where she's mysteriously walking through different rooms and finding stuff and finding out, you know, paradise. And what paradise is is a bunch of, you lesbian sex not to bring sam jay back into it go on but isn't that the story she told on party legends which about yeah going to a house and there was a bunch of people having sex in every room yeah i don't know i'm gonna look up

this young man porn tomorrow anyway did young m.a rip off sam jay's story whoa what if she did that'll be funny maybe that's why she's so sensitive. Young M.A. Young M.A. Young M.A., pick number four. You got to be careful with this next answer. Young M.A. Young M.A. Because I'm getting out of this one.

I already said that. Bad baby gets attached. Sam Jay is not says it. Yeah, you got me out here not answering FaceTimes for the next couple of weeks. It has a head screwed on right. Yo, that's it. That's it. Sam will FaceTime you at 3 a.m. Sam will FaceTime you. Sam will FaceTime you at 3am

Sam will FaceTime you Sam will FaceTime you at 3am it's like yo this is the process this is the dream yo she called me a couple weeks ago

and it was like she clearly got in bed with a woman and was like hey I gotta do some girlfriend shit I'll call you back and then called me back

in like 10 minutes to which I was like I was like respect man yo she's a big she got you. Yeah. If there's any person that is mad loyal, mad fucking awesome. We can say we taped something and she was there. That happened.

She was rocking Off-Whites. Yeah. On like camera and shit. Like with the full blown Off-Whites. She brought her whole family in the back trailer. They were awesome. And they were great. And they were just smoking. And then like one of the people who for this thing that we don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

Yeah, something. Yeah, something. Came to the door, like, hey, what are you guys doing? And just all the smoke went out. Just the scared look on this little white girl's face. I don't know who it was. One of the cousins was just like, nah, she'll come when she come. Yeah.

And then Sam's in the back. It was me and Sam in the back and we felt like rappers and we just didn't even acknowledge what was happening because he got it yeah that's the best awesome bless her heart she's gonna live forever on the beat for number four yeah i will have to we'll have to pace it up a little bit i have to take somebody it's the point where i'm taking a one song somebody for just one song i the whole time. I'm taking a little scrappy. And I'm taking a four. Damn it. No problem. Bro.

Oh, the training day video. Yeah. We can get back in the club. Yeah, dude. You know what I like from Little Scrappy better? Was that Lil Jon song? Oh, wait, two songs. Money in the Bank. No, that's not even the one. I'm talking about the one where like somehow they did the vocals. Headbusser.

Oh, there's hella Little Scrappy songs. about the one where, like, somehow they did the vocals. Headbusser. Headbusser. Oh, there's hella Lil Scrappy songs. Yeah, where he sounded like he was in a fish tank. Yeah. And he's like, my brain is taking in too much pain. I'm about to explode first. And then take names. That's something. Oh, my headbusser.

Yeah. Man, Lil Scrappy seems like. Lil Scrappy actually has a few. And he definitely seems like he would punch you in the face. Money in the bank. Yeah. Show me what you drank. I got money in the bank. Show me what you. Yeah. Show me what you drank. I got money in the bank.

Show me what you... Yeah. And shout out to Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. I pretend like I don't watch, but I watch. Is Scrappy on there? Yeah. Atta babe. But also fuck Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.

I know, man, but I gotta have some shit I'm not proud to watch. He's gotta unwind at the end of the day like everybody else. Gotta cut loose, you know? I wonder what my that is. What you're loving... You don't have a love in it? You don't have something that... For me, it's the video game Stardew Valley.

I'm a big, like... I get mad. I get really, really mad. That's the whole point. But, like, I get mad in a way where it's like, this is white people presenting a type of black, so I can't succeed. Oh, yeah, but they...

Well, knowing my kind, that is a... It's my specific kind, by the way. This is you putting us in a hamster wheel. Talking about tall Jewish men. As you put on sunglasses. You don't think Little Scrappy tried to be on that show? He wanted to be there. Oh, they all want to be on that show.

Because it's like, it is the... That show equivalent to comedy would be like doing Last Comic Standing. Word, right? I get that. Which I had a callback once. America's Got Talent right? I get that. No, no, no, no, no. I had a callback once. America's Got Talent. I'll say that.

Okay. It's like doing America's Got Talent. That's fair. Like the comedians who went at that, we're all just like, good for them, but like, fuck. Shout out to Preacher, though. Shout out to who came up with it in Portland. Shout out to Joe Von Preacher. Oh, he's from Portland?

Yeah. Well, he's from Florida, but he was in Portland with us for a few years. He was in Portland with us. Florida? Yes. With us? Yeah. Those were his comedy years. Everything you want to say we're going to talk about

after this podcast, Jack. He's doing comedy. I love Preacher. So there we go. So, Jack, it's time for your third pick. Fourth pick. I'm going to go on ahead because I feel like we're disrespecting this young man.

I'm going to go ahead and grab him. Lil Boat. Oh, yeah. Whoa. What is happening to my ahead and grab him. Lil Boat. Oh, yeah. Whoa. What is happening to my fucking list? Who are you with? What did you think was going to happen? There's only four rappers left.

I don't know what I thought was going to happen. We're going to have to start taking... Yeah, I don't know what I thought was going to happen. Someone's going to pick Neil Young next. Still on sound. That was one of my picks. Heart of gold slaps, man. Heart of gold slaps, man.

I want to say in terms of like criticism and like just holding your ground against an entire industry of hate. And he was the first wave. He's the first wave. He took all the hate for all these people. Yeah, he did. He's like a Marine.

Yeah, he did. First off the boat, man. He's the first one over the hill. He took all the L's for everybody. And they all climbed over. He's like a marine. Yeah, he did. First off the boat, man. He's the first one over the hill. He took all the L's for everybody. And they all climbed over his back, by the way.

Over his back and got money off of Lil Boat's back. And he started rapping about having fun and being nice. Lil Uzi gets to dress like a tornado

hit a Hot Topic and then a short dude. And it's all because Lil Leone took the heat first. Jack just bailed. All because Lil Yachty took all the heat. No, he did.

He took the heat from everybody he met. He got yelled at by Joe Button so many times. And then he handled it. He was was like why are you mad yeah he was so composed yeah it was so great you need to do that from everybody who but he did it though he went yeah went to the breath and he was for it with the hot nine yeah you gotta look you all motherfuckers the face be like yes I'm

gonna make music yeah with the beat goes down down down down down down down my hair is gonna look like a bomb pop I'm gonna give make music with a beat going... My hair's going to look like a bomb pop. I'm going to have two dudes kissing on my album cover. God, I should have taken Yachty because I love that... The most recent album I haven't gotten into yet. His last album's fire. I haven't been able to get into Lil' Butt 2 yet. I told you what songs to listen to.

That's true. Those ones were good. NBA Young Boat is good. NBA Young Boat and then. And then the song Boom with fucking Ugly God. And shout out to Ugly God. Shout out to him.

Fuck what you bitch like water. You have like an Ugly God energy. Yeah. In terms of like comedy. I feel his heart. Oh, before we continue, I know you have to leave soon, but can we all say who our, I love doing this, our rapper equivalent to comedy person is? Give it, can we give it until the fifth round? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me think about that. The hard part is who do I want to be or who am I? You have to be serious with yourself. You have to know who you are. All right, I'll think on it. Okay, yeah. God, mine's corny. It's my turn right now?

Finally? Fucking finally? Yeah. My list is decimated? I got fucking nothing left? Let me pick your fourth and fifth. God damn it. My fourth is going to be Young Dolph.

Oh, great. Yeah, because I feel like he really sold drugs. Like, when you listen to it, you're like, man, you had to. You really were trapping, bro. That's enough of the fourth frame. Yeah, Young Dolph is great. He's so much fun. And then my fifth, I don't know if this counts.

I think it counts. And this is like, this guy I picked primarily for Instagram and Facebook. Can we just real quick, Young Dolph, how dope it was that he just gave people the baristas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young Dolph also has fire music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young Dolph is great. Young Dolph, how dope it was that he just gave people the baristas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young Dolph. Who got fired? Young Dolph also has fire music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young Dolph is great.

Young Dolph is great. My fifth one, I just, man, this guy, I just love, like, I don't even listen to his music that much. It's like, honestly, off of Instagram and whatnot antics alone, my fifth pick is Black Youngster. Woo! Oh! I love it!

He's so funny! He's so funny dances so funny and like he's just see that video of him getting on held on he just like holding the girl yeah this girl's twerking him and he's falling down and then his friends like hold him up in the club is like he has so many when he got the man when he got out of the van great that video like he's so he's like he's like one of those, he's like one of those niggas in your class who can't read out loud. No. But like when he reads out loud, he'll get to a word and he's like, ha, this is reading

wild. And like, he'll just laugh off a word and then go to the next word. Yeah. And he's like, you didn't know how to say that fucking word. Oh, man. I am. Man, reading's wild. Yeah. If you guys like, you didn't know how to say that fucking word. Oh, man. I am. Man, reading's wild. Yeah, if you guys don't follow Black Young Sir.

Oh, that's so funny. If you don't follow him, just like. So this is more of like an Instagram follow than maybe getting to the music? Well, his music's cool. Yeah. He got hits, bro. He got hits. He's got hits, but like he's so funny.

Like everything about, he's just weird. Yeah. He's like a weird, like the way he talks is super like weird. Like what's what are you doing what what he looks pretty funny yeah all of his videos are funny all of his videos are funny the booty video so great go watch the booty video he genuinely loves ass he loves butts does this is he does he have a video that like takes place in a hospital or something like probably we don't probably yeah i feel like i before. All these kids got a million videos.

But yeah, Black Youngster, man. I love him. He's fun. His Instagram is great. One of the original Money Phone dudes. Yeah, Black Youngster. That's my final pick. And he's got a beef with Young Dolph?

Interesting. I didn't know about that. Call him a snitch. We'll look into that more later. Can't be doing that. Black Youngster, Jack, tell me your final pick. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Young.

Oh. Nutty. No idea. N-U-T-T-I. N-U-D-Y. Nudie. Young Nudie. Young Nutty.

Who is this person? He is a new guy. He's great. He's from Atlanta. He's coming up. He has a song with 21 Savage named EA. He has another song that he remixes The Race by Tay-K, Free Tay-K, even though he did Murder Person.

He killed that guy. He killed two people. And I'm very okay with him being free. All right, cool. Yeah, I'll take it. And also, he has a great verse on Playboi Carti's album, which I will say is their best album of the year. Playboi Carti is so fun to listen to.

He's just pure sugar. He's all sugar. There's no protein in it, but you don't need it. That's my pick, so I guess my team is... We'll go over. It's the best part. N-U-D-Y.

I'm gonna... Okay. It's a group. I'm going to... Okay. It's a group. I'm going to take Little Brother. Oh! Whoa! Great. That's great.

Yeah. Which is, you know... You're a great fifth-round pick. Right? I mean... Yeah, you are. What, are you going to Trisket? You can talk about Trisket in your mouth.

I'm not Trisket Mouth. No, you're Mumble Rap, and you were doing what we were going to do. That's like a crazy fifth round. We should all mumble this entire podcast. As far as for, like, good music, that's a crazy good fifth round pick. Ninth Wonder. Yeah, that's a great fifth round pick. The Minstrel Show is a great album.

Yeah, Fonte, Ninth Wonder, Bigfoot. That should have been a first round pick. Right? That's what I'm saying. I didn't know if I could get away with it in the first round. You've been holding on to it. It's a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're arrogant. That's right. You were mad. That was an arrogant thing to hold on to the end to. I kind of got a feel for the draft at this point. What are we, 80-something deep? Yeah, sure. Chantel Jordan?

You know, every group needs a dad, so we're going Young MC. Yeah. Bust the move. Bust the move? Yeah. Hey. I thought you were going to take Great Little Linko. I was so sure you were going to take

Little Half Dead. No. Oh, my homie Little Half Dead? Even when I heard about the draft today, I was like, Sean's going to draft Little Half Dead. He's in a two-man sale. What my homie Little Half Dead

heard of was the case that they gave me. Also, Little Half Dead put his dick in her head. Damn. Little Half Dead. Well, I didn't pick him. I picked Young MC. I did it was the case that they gave me. Also, Lil Hap did put his dick in her head. Damn. Lil Hap, well, I didn't pick him. I picked Young MC. I did nothing of the sort. Nothing of the sort. Went to church. Best friend Harry had a brother Larry. In five years from now, they're

gonna marry. Yeah, that was a fun song. Yeah, what do you do? So yeah, there it is. What do we... Bust a move. Alright, so that was the final pick of the draft. To recap, David, you went first. You took Young Jeezy, Little Bow Wow. Respect.

Little Flip. Church. Young Dolph. Flame. Black Youngstown. I feel that. I feel good about the whole thing. You went second.

Jack Knight, you went second. You took Lil Wayne. Goat. Lil B. Goat. Lil Dragon. Goat. Lil Yachty.

Goat. Young Nudie. He's coming. He's coming. Baby Goat. He's a little. Goat. Lil B. Goat. Lil Dragon. Goat. Lil Yachty. Goat. Young Nudie. He's coming. He's coming. Baby goat. He's a little Billy goat. I went third. I took Young Thug.

Goat. Lil Uzi Vert. Goat. Lil John. Goat. Lil Scrappy. Little brother. Little brother.

Sean Jordan, you went last. You took Lil Kim. Yuck, yuck. Lil Boozy. Yuck. Lil Troy. Yuck. Lil Troy.

Young M.A. Yuck. Young M.C. No Young M.B. No Young M.B. You know what I'm Troy. Young MA. Young MC. No young MB. You know what I'm mad about? You, Lil' Kee, you got like you got a better list than you even know what you got.

Okay. And that makes me angry. Now, we're going to have to tone it down a bit because it's not like I never listened to Lil' Boozy in my entire life. I just didn't know. I just can't like dive in too hard. What I'm saying is that my phone buzzes when he goes live on Instagram and I watch

it. And I watch it. I watch Lil Boosie lift weights today. And I watch Nashville sometimes. You're a little bit concrete. He's a little bit rock and roll. You're just going to make fun of me in front of my friends like that? You're a little bit country. You're a little bit rock and roll. We guys make fun of me in front of my friends like that? You're a little bit of country.

You're a little bit rock and roll. It's tight. We didn't leave many people on the board. No, we didn't leave much on the board. Lil Cease. My list is all gone. Lil Fame from M.O.P.

We left all the new kids. I mean, like, Lil Baby, all that shit. Yeah, I'll do a shout out to Lil Skies, though. Okay. Lil Peep, Lil Xan, I guess.

Young the Giant. Young the Giant. Yeah, that's our pop syrup. Wait, you gotta pick your rappers before, I guess. Young the Giant. Young the Giant. Wait, you gotta pick your rappers before me. Oh, God. Does anybody else want to go first?

I don't know who yells at me. Mine would probably be Macklemore because he's happy and he's fine. I don't know. Macklemore. If I want to pick what I want to pick,

I want to pick Atmosphere. I want to pick Atmosphere as who I want to be. You can pick a black rapper. Backpack rap, skateboarding culture. Oh, that's good. That's what I want to pick

is Atmosphere. Yeah, you can play Atmosphere. I mean, but... I can see that. I can see Aesop rock. I would love Aesop rocks. Aesop's though. Anything in that vein, but if I'm being like what I want

and what I would like to be if I were a rapper, it'd be Atmosphere. It'd be Sean Daly. David? Here's the thing. There's so many that I want to be, obviously. Yes, that's the hard part. The hard part.

But I think me, what I really see me doing... Shut the fuck up. I see more of a... Someone just go live? Boosie just go live? Yeah, Boosie just went live. He's squatting now. Deadlifts.

Boosie Deadlifts. Yeah. You got to get some prison legs and a fucking big bruiser. I think, honestly, if I think what I do, I think of like a cool Keith. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah.

Where it's like, it's really cool and it's weird and some people pretend like they get it and they're like, oh, this is actually genius. But kind of, he's just also a con artist. Doc Ock's paramedic feet is from the east.

Dude, he's so damn. Yeah, exactly. I can see you rapping weird like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't even go chocolate chip on my cookies. Cookie, cookie. I'm having a lot of trouble with it. ASAP Ferg?

Ooh, that's a good pick. Pretty loud. Great pick. Yeah, right? Great pick. I kind of think I might be ASAP Ferg. There we go. He lives the best life, right? Yeah good pick. Pretty loud. Great pick. Yeah, right? Great pick. I kind of think I might be A$AP Ferg and everybody wants to be A$AP Ferg. Yeah. He lives the best life, right?

Yeah, A$AP Ferg is doing it. The single best life. I'm living a pretty good life. He's also such an original that day. Yeah. Everything he does is so authentic and real. I took you guys out to eat caviar on chicken skin. Yeah, I know you did.

Man, that was a good day. I was right there right before we went to fucking Jay-Z. Yeah. Second row. That's tight. Fergana. That's fucking tight. We gotta go back to Vegas. I was right there. Right before I went to fucking Jay-Z. Second row. That's tight. Friggin' up. That's fucking tight. We're going to go back to Vegas.

I got the pick who I would want. My would want is Vince Tables. Oh, amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I mean, as somebody, yeah, I can see it. You got it. He's so smart. But you can't call yourself Vince Tables.

You can't call yourself. Vince Tables chooses you. Yeah. But my pick will be Sir Michael Rocks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool kids. Chuck English. All that. What do you be Sir Michael Rocks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool Kids, Chuck English, all that. What do you think? Mikey Rocks. God. Also, by the way, I think I'm a cool Keith, but I'm like

I'm blossoming into something different. I'm not cool Keith forever is what I'm saying. Okay. I like that. Or Isaiah Rashad. Oh, that's a good one, too. I'm just as depressed. Man, he's sad. He's a sad guy. He's so good, though. He's so good, and they don't know what to do with him

because he's so sad. And they have, yeah. And like, the worry with him is that they're not gonna know what to do. But everything he puts out is flames.

Yeah. Shout out to Michael DeBay who got me into that. But anyways. You guys there, Rashad? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Michael DeBay also got me

into Starleto. Heavenly Father is such a good song. Fire song. Oh, depressing song. Super producer Marissa, you are absolutely either the big... Who's your rapper?

Biggie or the Tupac. She has an all-time great. I don't listen to any rap. Okay, you can do an R&B singer. I do not know. I listen to Broadway music all the time. You're the Hamilton.

You're the fucking Hamilton. Hammerstein. There you go. You're Rodgers and Hammerstein. From the small conversation we just had, I'm going to go ahead and say SZA. Oh, yeah. You have the personality

of a flower that I would pick. Yeah. That's a beautiful... What a nice energy to end it on. Shout out to everyone on Twitter. Shout out to everyone on Instagram. We love you. Shout out to everyone on the AFE subreddit. Shout out to Frankie Ocean. Frankie We love you. Shout out to everyone on the AFE subreddit. Shout out to Frankie Ocean.

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Check it today. There's a lot of suggestions up there. It's hella shit. We gotta dive in there. Maybe this week. Maybe we'll drink in Hennessyy and we're reading those emails. If you guys ever do one and you need another guy to come through, if you ever do where to drink Hennessy.

Oh, yeah. Whoa. I mean, once we experience it. You know, when you said that, my brain just exploded. Is one of the answers in a booth at Casa Buono? I don't know.

But like, we should drink Hennessy. A hot tub is two of those answers. I was going to say, a rooftop in Chicago when it's cold. Oh, I like that.

That was the greatest place I've ever drank Hennessy. I'm just cold, but my body is like, nigga, I wish somebody would just look at my girl. She's in LA.

She's in LA. Roman Anthony's backyard in June. Yeah. Anyway. It's important to drink in Roman Anthony's backyard in June yeah anyways now it's important it's important to drink in Roman Anthony's backyard in June

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