All Fantasy Everything - Redheads (w/ Ashtyn Butuso)

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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You're welcome. That was crazy. That's a crazy compliment, I appreciate that. I think it's true, I think it's true. I'm your host, Ian Carmel with me as always, my French and comedian, Sean Jordan, David Borey. We're in the podcast. Pretty well dressed also, right? Kinda? You will have been in New Orleans. We're recording right before,

but we are putting out directly after. We did it. Thanks everyone for showing up. That was nice of you. I bought new shoes and everything. Man. Dames. You bought some dames?

I bought the Bape Dame 9s. I have the Bape Dame 1s, but they're too tight on my feet because they're like wetsuit booties. Wetsuit booty? I thought we weren't telling people. I got a wetsuit booty, dude. Well, it'll probably fit me then. Bring your wetsuit booties to NOLA.

They're like really tight around the ankle, and I am a thick-ankled individual for structural purposes. Got them calves. Yeah, I got big calves. I'm going to wear out-the-box shoes. I didn't just buy them, but they're gonna be brand new out the box, white. Gonna get barf on them. Yeah, Bourbon Street recovering.

Oh, I'm gonna get some barf on them. Isaac, what is your sartorial plan? What will have people seen in New Orleans by the time this is dropped? I wanna first commend your usage of the word sartorial. Thank you very much. It's amazing. Well, Ashton's on here, so I have to be using words

like sartorial and whatnot for the best dressed person in media. I will say, here's how I would describe my sartorial choices. An excess of linen. Ooh! An excess. It'll be excessive. Too much!

Too much linen, actually. Too much! Too much linen. Yeah. Too much in the sense that like one piece has way too much fabric or every piece will be linen. Every piece will be linen. You're gonna wear a linen romper, right? Like a beaver. Yeah, you got linen drawers? That's dangerous.

That's not good. That's like- No, no, no. No, no, no. That's like surf shit. That's like here in the field. No, I wanna have kids one day. No, I'm not.

Yeah. Well, if you wear linen underwear, you might have kids in the fields. No underwear. No, I want to have kids one day. No, I'm not. Yeah. Well, if you wear linen underwear, you might have kids in nine months. That'll get you there quick. That's the express to kid towns. I'd like to see you fully Nancy Meyers doubt. I'd like to see both kinds of excess linen. I'd like to see everything's linen, and then one of them is just a huge caftan blowing in the New Orleans wind. I mean, that is objectively the best version of Isaac K. Lee

is Nancy Meyer's version of Isaac K. Lee. That's what we're all working towards. I gotta share with holes in it that I'm not too sure about. Big holes? Where are the holes? All over. Mesh? Is it mesh? Well, I mean- Some type of a crochet mesh situation. Oh, a big, like a drapey flowing thing.

No, it's like a button up. Like a polo. Oh, I got one of those. Sounds gorge, yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Gonna have to plan. I gotta get a haircut for that.

Yeah. You can't show up in that beard with a shirt with holes in it. No, no, no, no, not without wares for sale. Yeah. Not without a trunk to pop. Yeah. Yeah. Not without a trunk to pop. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. No, I just dress like this. Yeah. What? What? Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you everyone who joined us there.

Hopefully it was a good time. We'll debrief probably on next week's episode or we'll be, it might be in it. We'll see, I don't know, I have no idea. It was a good time. It was a good time. It was a good time. The tense here, the, I don't know if we're see. I don't know, I have no idea. It was a good time. It was a good time. It was a good time.

The tense here, I don't know if we're in future or present right now, so just let me know so I can kind of follow along. It's really fucking us up. We are currently in present tense. All right, it is May 4th, may the fourth be with, it's one day before David Bowie's birthday. Yeah, man.

That's the recording. Oh yeah. Happy early birthday, buddy. I love you so much. I can't believe I made it to 28. Yeah. I know you did, dude. Wait, I thought. Happy early birthday, buddy. I love you so much. I can't believe I made it to 28. Yeah. Wait, I thought you'd been 20, you're 26. Shut the fuck up.

You skipped 27, I haven't heard about it. He was telling people he was 28 so they didn't underestimate him in the industry. Yeah, that was all that is. No, I'm 38 years old, May 5th, 1987, 5.30 p.m. Beautiful. You're gonna do it on the 27th. In the evening, baby.

Yeah, I guess so. I'm an evening baby too, so is Max. I'm a morning baby. Still are. Shut up, dude. Dickhead. Shut up, Sean. Shut up, Sean. That guy I just told to shut up is Sean Jordan.

Sean Cougar Mel Jordan on Instagram. I'm gonna learn your blue sky here one day. Sean Jordan. I don't even know, people hit me there. It's still the long one, I think. SeanJordanComedy.Bsky.social, bro. Yeah. Find him.

I will be in Eugene doing a house show on May 24th. Permission from Zach Tuscani, granted. If you want tickets, you just go find Green Lebowski on Instagram. You can get tickets right through him, you can DM him. I believe Josh Matthews too, but I think you're gonna wanna look up Green Lebowski. So yeah, find him on Instagram, you can get tickets right through him, you can DM him, I believe Josh Matthews too, but I think you're gonna wanna look up Green Lebowski. So yeah, find him on Instagram, I'll be there with Delaney Malone, she's hilarious,

it's gonna be a very fun time, so that is on May 24th, and then on May 30th, I'll be at Dude IDK Studios in a one Denver, Colorado, hopefully doing two shows, for sure we're doing one, but if it sells out, which I'm confident that it will, then we will do another one, so get tickets for that. And yeah, I'm excited. I don't think you gotta clear doing how,

I think you gotta clear that with like Fugazi. I don't think you have to. I suppose. Go clear. Go clear. He's gotta hold a Fugazi. I mean, I don't stop traffic too much. Good use of Fugazi.

Thank you, dude. That was a good pull. That was perfect. Green Lebowski has the big crust of the clown doing stand up mural on his garage, right? Whoa, that is a commitment to the lifestyle that I don't have. He's living it.

He's living it more than we are. Ian McKay, is that the lead singer of Fugazi? I wanna add to the knowledge a little bit. Ian McKay, son of a. Whatever. That's all right, dude. Learn it. I guess don't come to the shows. I wouldn't go. No.

I wouldn't go to your show after that. You're gonna suck, dude. After that vulgar display. And not even a power. That's Pantera, dude. David Bore is here. Cool Guy Jokes, 87 on Instagram. Birthday boy tomorrow?

Birthday boy tomorrow? I got a weird run. I'm just gonna say it. June 12th, I'm gonna be at McNeers in Petaluma County. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac.

I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big Mac. I'm gonna be at the Big run. I'm just gonna say it. June 12th, I'm gonna be at McNeers in Petaluma, California. June 13th, I'm gonna be at Sims Inc. in Hayward, California. June 14th, I'm gonna be, I don't know the name of the venue in Sacramento, California. Governor's Mansion, letting them know, dude. Letting them know that we're not interested in that presidential run. Governor's mansion, letting them know, dude. Let them know that we're not interested

in that presidential run. Thanks for everything. You're doing the SAC show? The SAC secret show. I did that in college. And then that's all leading up to June 15th. I'm at Littlefield in Brooklyn, New York, trying to sell that out, come out.

It should be fun. It's new jokes. It's jokes I've never told in New York City, or really on the East Coast for that matter. So it's a good set right now You're doing an hour on congestion pricing, right? It's all New York An hour on robots and then you know, I had other things to talk about Yeah, well Ro you can talk about the world if you're talking about robots. That's that's that's come on brother Have you seen the show? That's me. Not a stand-up. That's it

It's Petaluma that place. We had that lovely Show at that cider brewery Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. That was a lovely little couple days. Yeah, that was that was amazing. Yeah Drunk on cider is a hard drunk. But other than that, it was I love it. I love the cider these days How many can you drink though? Yeah We had a lot. Oh, yeah hard drunk but other than that it was I love it I love the cider these days how many can you drink though yeah we had a lot oh yeah you don't I don't feel amazing I know I can all right so last time well yeah last time Laura was out of town I had a couple

I had a couple. All right. She in the room? You mean like in the big room? What did you do? Is that what you text message me that you were watching Paid in Full on the big TV? Yeah. I got, I watched both Terminators,

I watched Casino, I watched Paid in Full, I watched Best of the Best and Above the Rim in three days. All I did was watch movies in the big room. On the big TV. I feel like my teeth would hurt if I had four ciders. Yeah, it's not amazing, but they're just so, they taste so good. It's so different than any kind of, any other one.

All the other alcoholic drinks taste terrible. I like those juicy beers. Yeah, those are good. Those are kinda sour. You mean like a sour? Yeah, or like when it says juice in the title, you know? Those are like the same. Or it's got some kind of berry on it.

You mean malt liquor, like crockadeye? What are you talking about? No, I don't mean malt liquor. You're talking about raspberry crockadeye? I'm never talking about... Melon liqueur. Watermelon beer. I think you're drinking Four Local. We're all getting drunk on cointreau Kwan Kwan Kwan Kwan Trail, how's it on trail? Quantrell? Yeah, coming back Boone's farm. I do mean that I don't think it left that you want to

Think we left. I remember a house party in LA. We brought in a couple bottles of booze farm and played basketball with everyone Yeah, I don't I don't remember people thinking it was cool Straight to the kitchen like party Cuz sometimes when you miss when you when you miss fire on that nostalgia You know, I mean, yeah, it's it's like, I mean? You're like, no, it's funny because everybody remembers sketchers and people are like, no, you're not in the window. Uh-uh. You guys are the people in the kitchen

and we're happier in the kitchen. Stay in the kitchen, the rest of the party's out here. The nostalgia window is such a good point. They're like, you need to hit that. That is such a skill is hitting that window. It's a timing thing. Well, windows are open right now. That's a good question.

It's different. I think Disney's One Saturday Morning is wide open. Yeah, that's good. If you guys remember that, I think that's wide right now. Yeah, Pepper, I don't wanna say pigs. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Good job. Yeah. That show was really big for me, actually.

But yeah, one Saturday morning's on. I think the way I dressed in high school is pretty cool right now. I see basketball players. Pedro Martinez is coming around. I think he's writing that in the Solsia window. I think it's time to start appreciating Pedro Martinez. I think early 2000s pop music. Yeah is cool again

When did vitamin C come out? Oh, I mean speaking of that was that song. Oh shit. Yeah, I forgot 2000 that was that that was that was my graduation that and green day that fucking Graduation songs didn't you have another song though? Yeah, it was yes. She did. She had a real happy that I think really. Oh, yeah. What was it was um? Yeah, what John Otto yeah, oh that was vitamin C. Oh, yeah. Oh with Shaggy I assume Or a shot we're looking for a shaggy type dog Can I say shout out to all the unnamed reggae guys on pop songs? Dog can I say shout out to all the unnamed reggae guys on pop songs You're truly like the unnamed R&B singers on rap hooks. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we'll never know who you are that guy in the sugar Race service. I'll tell you at that time

It was a Jamaican reggae singer named Lady saw who was the what you want to do. So what you want to do? Mm-hmm lady saw the lady saw rest in peace rest She came out of retirement in 2023 she's back Nostalgia there is Ashton, but to so is here she is at Ashton, but to so on on blue sky Just straight up just straight up flagrant flagrant magazine.rant Magazine, what's the official role? Is Doyenne inappropriate? Google that word.

What? What is that? My official role? The most respected or prominent person in a particular field, there we go. What language is that? That's incredible. Doyenne?

English? Yeah, English. Okay. The example is the Doyenne of Canadian poetry. Oh, of course. Which is of course, it's Isaac Haley. Wow, that's spelled exactly how you think it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know, D-O-Y-E-N? Yep. Dog. Right in the middle, bro. Where would you like to point people towards Ashton? Yeah, follow, actually don't, the blue sky thing really messed, I didn't even really know mine towards Ashton? Yeah, follow. Actually don't, the blue sky thing really messed, I didn't even really know mine was Ashton Batuso.

I thought it was Lil Buds, but follow Flagrant Mag on the stuff, on all the things, at Flagrant Mag, because I don't know my own stuff. Cross platform, you're just Ashton Batuso on blue sky. Let me see if anyone is Lil Buds. Wow, why did I think I was, I thought I brought my Twitter name over because whatever. Not interesting.

No, the only mention of Lil Butz on Blue Sky is from Sierra Mountains. Are you familiar with this person here? No, never, never. Okay, I changed it, that's why. Because you can't have underscores on Blue Sky. They gotta figure their shit out. They got a lot to figure,

they got a lot of good intentions and they got some stuff to figure out over there. But God bless them. Still a work in progress, yeah. That's where you'll find us. What's so, follow flag or mag. What I, tell people just in case, just in case they were born under a fucking rock.

Idiots. A lot of people. Born under a rock and just stayed there the whole time. And stayed there, they were born under a rock. I was conceived under a rock. I was born on the side of a hill. I'm hard to tell. Tell the people about Flagr magazine.

Yeah, Flagr mag is a print only magazine. Oh, maybe that's an nostalgia window actually right now. Yes. Print. There we go. Definitely, definitely. A print only magazine that is twice annually that we now offer subscriptions for. So if you wanna buy a subscription,

sligermag.com. And it's all basketball, all art, all genders, all levels, men's, women's, you know, pickup pros, everything. We just kinda tell the stories, we do the photos, we do all that kinda stuff, so that's our deal. And we have a podcast. Beautiful writing, beautiful pictures, wonderful podcast. It's that Flagler Magazine's the kind of thing

where if you have it near a coffee table and people come over, they're gonna pick it up, they're gonna be like, oh, and they're gonna think highly of you. Interesting. For having it on your coffee table. Ear to the streets, finger on the pulse. Like how Dr. Dre signed M&M.

He kept his ear to the streets. Now he's making 50 a week. Yeah. Good platinum making 50 a week. Purple platinum, yeah. I leave that out all the time, it's my bad. It's all right. It's all right, dude, you're all right.

Check out Flagra Magazine, it's absolutely wonderful. Fantastic podcast. My name is Ian Carmel, at Ian Carmel on Blue Sky Instagram. I K-Cooled you on YouTube. Watch my special. Have we crossed 100,000 views yet? Probably not. It really slowed down right around 97,000.

Is it? It's just stuck right before the finish line, huh? Stuck right there. It's killing me. It's killing me. 98! Somebody get in there and watch 2000... Huh? Can you do GoFundMe for views?

Just for views. That's something we should... yeah. We should start a GoWatchMe. I just need 2000 more views. Please! GoWatchMe. GoWatchMe. We... okay, I ask you guys this. GoWatchMe.

If you watch something once... that was tight. If you... GoWatchMe now. If you watch something once on your YouTube yeah can you keep watching it and keep bumping those views up or is it only one time per name i feel like i'm wrong i thought it was one time per name no i don't know no it's got to be more than that yeah because some of these like k-pop bands have like billions of views i feel like this is exactly what we did so just put it on and then go to bed or something if you've already watched it.

Help me out. Wouldn't people just be doing that if that was true though? I don't know. Well, I think that's something if you're talking like to get your own views up, you could probably do it for like a week and then you'd just be like, this is stupid. I bet, unless you're a psychopath

and then maybe you just keep doing it, but just to have your own shit on loop. The amount of views is not, like if it's once an hour, right? That's like 24 you could get in a day tops. That's not like in the view economy, that's not. Oh wow. It's not moving a needle enough. You know what I'm saying?

Six months, six months. What is that? Can you put something on loop on YouTube? Can you just put, or do you got to check in and replay it every hour? Smart person could. A smart person could? Yeah. Honestly, maybe even like, not even necessarily smart, just maybe like a little bit smarter than all of us.

In our collective intelligence. Yeah. Even about one notch up, I think you're right. Yeah. I suppose. What's 15 times 30? Why are you doing that to me? Three, 450.

450, so you get about 450 views a month. Yeah, all right, we're not really doing too much. You get your whole squad on that, and their squad on that, and then their families. This is an MLM. What is he, yeah. Sean's inventing pyramid schemes for views. If everybody gets their squad on it,

watch him. Watch me, please. I don't have anythingwatch me, please. Um. Um. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have anything else to promote, man. Why, it'd be wonderful to do each other. Check out my book if you haven't yet.

Get it from a library. You can listen to the audio book or if you wanna buy it, whatever. It's all, it's all the same to me. We're gathered here today, though, not to come up with a pyramid scheme for YouTube, but rather to fantasy draft redheaded people. Redheads.

This was brought to us by our own redhead, Ashton Batuso. Not natural, to be clear. That's all right. Very up-close. Okay, so is that open then? Well, and we talk. I feel like I have a couple that I got a sometimes category. And then do we...

It's crazy. I actually got a dread head category. Cause I'm. There we go. Thanks. Are we going fictional too? I told you this. Yeah, I know.

I just want to make sure any and all red heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any and all. Just make sure we're all clear on it. Are you doing that for the audience who listened to this podcast and aren't in our group thread? Very good idea. Hey audience, audience,

if you weren't listening close, listen now. Hey Ian, fuck off, dude. Do you guys all hear that while you're driving? Pull over. Hurtful. Pull over. Hey Siri, play Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle.

Don't you do that. I always like that. Don't you do that, Siri. Well, I guess that does work, right? Now you just took them off our podcast. Now they're coming back to hear me admonishing you. Oh no, sorry, now they're coming back in hot. Hey, welcome back everyone, sorry.

They're coming in three days later because you sent them down a butterfly kiss spiral, dude. That doesn't end with that song. When you go to sleep, just hit play on the All Fantasy Everything catalog. Huh? That'll help us out. That'll help us out.

You say, just have them listen to something that's three hours long instead of one hour long? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're fantasy drafting redheads. Now, the way we determine the order of this draft

is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What is it, Ashen? What'd he throw? Oh, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! What is it Ashton? What'd he got? Oh, sorry. There it is.

Ha ha, David wins. A paper against two scissors, an unnatural victory. I never go scissors first, that's crazy. David looks like he just got a ear wig in his headphones. It's what? No, it was like golf, hold it over. Okay. It's a brave new world, Ashton throwing scissors first,

she's never done it before, but she lost this time. Will the risk pay off in the future only time will tell David as the winner? It's coming upon you to determine the order to the fair anything to happen before you do that I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? That's a great question It's like when red gets his bike back in Friday and he's riding it down the street Yes, it is. Yes. It is. Yeah. Yes. It very much is. Yeah That's why I was like the most accurate you get. You know what I like about that description?

Huh? It's kind of like it's both ours. Yeah, but we'll just keep it in here. You're out. I like it because now all that shit you were watching on the big TV counts as research. Oh yeah. I'm sure you can write it up.

I wrote up all the ciders as work. I need some brain can ride it off. I wrote off all the ciders as it has worked. I need some brain juice for my research. IRS agent going over with you. So it looks like you wrote off 16 different rentals of belly? Rentals? Sir, at this point, you should just buy it. No, I want to knock out.

You feel like an asshole the fifth time you go to rent something that you've rented. It's always the weirdest movies, too. I want to knock out. I feel like you feel like an asshole the fifth time you go to rent something that you've rented. It's always the weirdest movies too, like goddamn riding in cars with boys or something. Wicked little letters. White oleander, I rented that one a bunch. White oleander? A bunch?

Yeah, it's a good movie. Evan Rachel Wood. Yeah. That's kinda heavy, that, right? But Belly, some of those,, Belly, I remember asking, maybe it wasn't Belly, but I asked him, like, what happens if I just keep it? Like, what do you charge?

It's like 50 bucks or something. It's probably less now. They probably just make you pay what it's worth, but so I never kept it. At the video store? Yeah, like, hey, what if this falls off the truck? You know what I mean? I'm looking up White Oleander.

It is a heavy movie. You've watched this a bunch of times? That's crazy, watching this. No, I like heavy movies. Mystic River. I did know that. Or Netflix, you know, Ian, I think you told me this, back when you're ordering DVDs off Netflix,

you could just keep it, and you could keep like four or five a year, and they just wouldn't do anything? Yeah, you report it, and you're like, I mailed it back! Yeah, sorry. And they're like, oh, okay, because they just want to keep you as, hey, the customer service guys want to get you

off the phone fast. And if you're just like, I don't know what happened. They're like, so, okay. And that's how I'd say it too, I don't know. And even if they lock your account, if you lose five of them, then they just have to call their manager. Their manager comes over and is like, all right, unlocked.

They don't give a fuck, man. You can't get DVDs from Netflix anymore, right? You can't order DVDs. No, that's over. I think it's coming back, nostalgia. I'm sorry, I'm reading the, I was reading the plot summary of White Oleander. You're a wild guy.

Yeah. You should watch it. Watch it when you're in a real good mood, because it'll bring you down. It'll even you out. I think White Oleander is you're riding in cars with boys. It used to be in a joke. I used to have, I used to talk about White Oleander in a joke. Wasn't a good joke? I think we might have to start calling you White Oleander. Yeah. I think I'veander is you're riding in cars with boys. You used to be in a joke. I used to have to, you used to talk about white oleander in a joke.

Wasn't a good joke. I think we might have to start calling you white oleander. Yeah. I think I've already done it. I'll take it. Yeah. They probably did at the video store. I wouldn't.

Excuse me. How old were you when you were at the video store renting a white oleander over and over? The video store was the first time I had any like autonomy. It was the first thing I had. There was the first time I had any like autonomy it was the first thing I had there was a first like Card I had where I could go do do my own thing and rent what I want You know when you're like hard before you had a library card. I Don't know if I've ever had a library

My own volition But when you're kids I thought, they make you get one. Oh, they did, yeah, so they made me get one. I didn't use it, but this is the first thing I- But you weren't, no, you can get videos at the library. I'm detracting this whole thing. I found that out. I don't love that.

Cause I'm still at the library. I don't like going to the library. I like going to the video store. That's like getting water out of the bathroom sink to you. Like it just feels like- There's a water fountain right over there with a hot girl that works at it. I don't love that. I'm like, it just feels wrong. The water fountain right over there with a hot girl that works at it.

I don't love that. It was the first independent thing you got. Oh, I almost said library card. You got your movie card and it was, you go pick out your movies, I get rated R movies, keep them as long as I want. How were you doing? That's not even, they didn't even allow that. You couldn't get rated R movies as a child.

I had a beard. You had a fake ID? I wore a little Groucho Marx in there. I'd like to read wild things, please. I think when you walked up with White Oleander, they just didn't know what to do. And they were like, I guess this 11-year-old wants White Oleander. He thought I had a song on my coat.

He clearly needs to see this. Like, whether or not he's old enough, it's clearly... They clear it with their manager, and they're like, yeah, he's good. Although you were 18 by the time this White Oleander was widely available. I think so, because I was probably in my 20s, actually. Oh're like, yeah, he's good. Although you were 18 by the time this White Oleander was widely available. I think so, because I was probably in my 20s actually. Oh three, oh three, yeah.

So yeah, I was 22 or something. Characters are named Astrid and Ingrid. I never would have guessed you've seen a movie where Astrid was a character. Well, now you know a little something else. Now we do. David, basically what it means is you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round.

With that in mind, what would the order of today's draft be? David Ashton Shonian. David Ashton. David Ashton Shonian. Shonian. He's a soccer player. Two I have. Shonian.

What do a Thorns game yesterday? Shout out Thorns. If it's David Ashton Shonian, that's a Armenian soccer player. They do it too? Ashton Shonian? Yeah. Yes, Ashton Shonian, that's a Armenian soccer player. Ashton Shonian? They do it too. Yeah. Yes, Ashton Shonian.

David Ashton Shonian. Ashton Shonian, that's class, yeah. You are right. You are right. Sorry, you went to a Thorns game. Yeah, shout out Thorns, they Molly Wopped the Pride from Orlando. Add a babe.

Hell yeah. Add a babe. It was fun. Did you have a good time? Was that Max's first live big live sporting event? You know when you walk into the stadium and you see, like you're in the hallways or whatever and it just feels like you're in a normal place

and then you go into whatever the stadium is. Oh and you see the field? Yeah, or just whatever, the court, just the vastness of it. It was cool watching her see that. Cause she was just like, holy cow. It's really gnarly. So yeah, it was really fun to watch her watch it.

That's beautiful. That makes sense. I think about when we saw the Vikings, that's the biggest room I've ever been in. That's like the biggest structure I've ever been in. And the way we went there, I mean, it's been, well, Doc, you don't need to rehash it, but that was one of the best game experience,

probably the best game experience, but no, courtside at the Clippers, shout out to your boy Ian. I also brought you behind the plane at the Dodgers. I've given you a couple. You did, and you brought me into the entourage room. Oh my God. Shout out to the Clippers, hard fought. Oh, Isaac stepped away.

So we'll save that for when it comes back. That's right, and when I got fired from Hulu. There he goes. Oh, there he is. I literally sat back down, and that was the first thing I heard is you guys talking about the Clippers. I just let my dog out and I came back and.

Yeah, we let the dogs out last night. And you let the dogs out last night. Are you happy for Russell Westbrook, Isaac Lee? Absolutely not. Really? You're from Los Angeles. I know, I know and he's from like, he's from one town over from where I'm from

He's from Lawndale and like I still live in Lawndale like I want to be happy for him and you still hate the Brody Dated that's so outdated to hate us Nostalgia windows forever outside the nostalgia window I just never liked him. I just don't like his game even UCLA What about what he was what about what he fought the whole NBA for that one year? I? Hated that I listen I was working for the ringer at the time You know the MVP debate was was raging most valuable player is that what that means? Thanks for the clarification.

I was like, if Russ wins this, then this is a sign that we have now tipped all the way over into like, we only care about stats now. We only care about triple doubles now. And we did. Wow. So you can be curious. Someone who likes the nuggets, I do like a triple double. Are triple doubles, are they kind of common now like a triple double our triple doubles Doesn't everyone get triple doubles all the time as somebody More common well more but not it's not like par for the course. It's still a big deal Yeah, it's awesome. It's still it's still No, no, no, I'm saying are they like don't doubles are cool. Is it is there a triple triple or something? No, no, you would have to score 100 points

100 assists and 100 points. Can you imagine? Trying to figure that out three by three last night I'm not talking about the sandwich you got. Oh, that's Buck. Westbrook got a dent in his head while he was playing the Blazers. Like beating, I think the Blazers may have won that game, but like, I was, even during that, I was like, this is pretty cool.

Russell Westbrook's pretty cool. And he was like, that's when he hated Dame the most. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was good. What happened? I'm missing something. What happened? It was so exciting. This was like, this was years ago now,

but like the Thunder were in Portland playing the trailblazers and Dame and Westbrook like kind of hated each other. There was like a big rivalry and Russell Westbrook got like an elbow to the head and there was a noticeable dent you can look it up in his head. He didn't leave the game. He kept playing with a dent in his head. That's yeah it was why it's like the craziest thing I've ever seen. Also he kind of looks like a dinosaur that's

cool. Yeah he does. Yeah. Kind of looks like a ninja turtle kind of looks like a dinosaur. And his quote yesterday about self-awareness, like showing the level of self-awareness he has, I'm like, that's so powerful. I am also a force of nature, whether it's good or bad. Like, you know, that shit's poppin' off. Take the tea sometimes, you gotta take the tea. He's elevated, dude.

Isaac, you gotta open your heart, bro. Yeah. To Russell Westbrook, no way. I know it's fresh. I know it's fresh Yeah, it hurt it hurt like For the way we blew it. Yeah, really? I was at a sushi restaurant with my friends. I was eating fish, too Oh what yeah, I was I was this is weird Friend of the pod Nick Salazar is in town and we went and had a fish

He is meming me the way Harper's dad memes me Yeah, I love every time like where do you find these man? He always knows exactly what I want to see I was having shaved Brussels sprouts while you guys were having fish. How about that? Nice? Liftin weights, man. What are you guys doing? Oh, we're all lifting weights. Yeah. Yeah. That's in fire. Oh I didn't know you could eat and do that. I got a new lawnmower. What's up? What?

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So we try to do different seasons with different formats. So the one we're currently in is called Pick Up. So search Pick Up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was never well-prepared for this draft and for this podcast. And it's only gotten worse since I've had a baby. What are you talking about?

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That's true, who cares? Yeah. It is hard to host. Literally who cares? Good job. Good brand new lawnmower right in the garage Bro, it's you ever had a brand new one. It's amazing feeling Baby what I took a blimp to the store to get it. No, this is electric. Is it a driving one? Whatever you do They have these ones too. It's a bit like ski poles.

No, I didn't get a ski pole. Oh no, not the big one. I just got one of those old like those 1950s. I got it's Sunday. I want to get one of those zero G turning ones. Oh yeah. You know, with the little platform that you stand on. Uh huh.

That looks like a good time. Those do look like, know, I just got it Should we buy a property together just so we can go take turns mowing the lawn? Just maintain it We can refer to it as the property that's something I've always wanted to do. Alana's grandpa does pools. And you're the property brothers. And we're the property brothers He does pools. He builds pools. Oh, yeah

Might have to talk to Elan about something. Yeah, yeah. This weekend. David, you have the first pick in the redhead draft. Oh man, this is the first, first, no questions asked, first came to my mind, all the things, Susan Sarandon. Oh, the sarans on! Yeah, first, first, first, the cross. The absolute queen.

Yeah, couldn't believe I was gonna get it when I got this first Susan Sarandon. All the stuff. Yeah. Boulder and Min, best, maybe the best fourth movie. Still funny, she's still funny. All the way, yeah.

A career spanning from like, I guess before Rocky Horror, but like Rocky Horror all the way to today. Just killing it. Weird choices in a fun it. Weird choices. Weird choices. Quirky. Yeah. I would say a firecracker. Is that a spark? A spark plug? A spark plug?

A hot ticket. She's a hot ticket for sure. Yeah. Good politics. You know, like every every every level of the of the bookshelf with all with all Sarah on down. Actually, yeah, I was volunteering at this place called the Bowery Mission, and they were like, Susan Turing comes in here every Sunday. So it's like impossible to get a shift on Sunday.

For a hot meal. She's just stopping by for a bowl of food. They were like, no, no, she doesn't volunteer. She's just really hungry. She just comes in here and eats really expensive food. She's been famous for so long, she just thinks it's a restaurant, because that's how restaurants work for her.

They're like, oh thanks, come in here. Susan! Yeah, yeah, she is amazing. That's awesome. Has she won an Oscar? Yes she did. Yes she did. She did? For what?

Dead Man Walking in 95. Oh man, her and Kevin Bacon, right? Her and uh, K-Train? Dead Man Walkin' is Penn, dude. Oh yeah, sorry, I'm thinkin' Murder in the First. Yeah, Dead Man Walkin' is Penn. The last things I Googled were Billy Dee Williams, Susan Sarandon, and Lee Bing Bing.

And White Oleander. I'm comin'. And White Oleander. And White Oleander. How do you find out your most recent Google? We do. Go to Google. Game Day jerseys, Tony Gwynn, CCS,

Baghdad Theater Street, yeah, whatever, nothing fun. Redhead is pretty hard. Brand new LaMarr. I don't need to Google that. I can Google that with my eyeballs, Playboy, it's in the garage right now. All right, but yeah, Susan Sarandon, just natural too, right?

That's real? I think so. I think so, yeah. Heavy hitter. She received, she recently received the Raghu Sani Nelmondo prize in 2006 because of- What did you just say to me? She got the Nelmondo prize? Raghu Sani Nelmondo.

I don't know what it is. It's on a- Did she get it at Pismo or Redondo? It's on Wikipedia, and now that I look it up, there aren't really other results for it, so I think somebody just sprinkled this in there. Oh, that's funny. Can I, I had, okay, you know, Rodondo's real fun to say. Rodondo's fun. I was having a better time the other day saying Pismo. I think Pismo right now is more fun

for me to say than Rodondo. When you say you were having a better time, you were just like in the car, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, you were just like, you know, I had a better time the other day saying Pismo. I think Pismo right now is more fun for me to say than Rodondo. When you say you were having a better time,

you were just like in the car doing both? I did, for some reason I said the Rodondo thing and then I was like, Pismo, and that was more fun to me. Do you guys never do that? Where you just, like sometimes I'll turn off the radio and say words to myself. Like in a funny voice? Yes.

I don't, but I might try. Well, you're in New York, so what are you going to do on the subway? Yeah. You couldn't. You could. All those dudes. You got to rent a car, go upstate. Yeah.

Drive to Syracuse. Go to Kingston. Why are you going to... You're weird, Ashton. I'm not weird. Why are you going to Bethesda? Wow, but it's Park. I got to go to the park. Why are you going to... You're weird Ashton, I'm not weird.

Why are you going to Bethesda? Wow, but it's Clark. I gotta go say some words over and over and over again to myself. Until they make me laugh. I remember one time I was driving in the car and I started saying coyote like coyote and I just turned the radio off and like kept saying it because it was making me laugh. Every now and again, if I'll be listening to a podcast and they ask a question or whatever, I'll pause the podcast and answer the question

like I'm on the show. I've done that before. And like just try to be funny, see if I can do it. Practice, that's like a practice round for you. That's good for getting reps in, dude. That's smart, that's smart. Isn't that what I was thinking? That's a write off. It's so stupid, it's just funny. Yeah, that's smart. Isn't it, I was thinking it's so stupid.

It's just funny, yeah, that's why I don't have to pay. I've been looking at it, it's a ride off. Now I can ride off this gas. It's a ride off. I've been listening to the telepathy tapes, so I don't know if that works. Uh, Susan Sarandon. Or I litter, I'll just litter when I'm driving,

I do that too. Oh sure. Are you serious? No, it sucks. When was the last time you saw someone, okay. No, I see it all the time. All the time. Really?

That's like the number one thing that makes me mad. Yes, constantly. Every day, once a day. I had to, Laura had to stop me from going. We saw someone dump a, they put their McDonald's bag outside, because this is a couple years ago now, but I went and parked behind him and she's like,

what are you doing? I'm like, I'm gonna go say something. And she goes, no, no, no, no. We had brand new Macs in the car. We're like a sketchy McDonald's and I'm like, all right, I guess. I handed a bag back to a car once. They were like, they tossed it.

That's awesome. Oh, it felt amazing. Cause LA, there's a lot of like, Did you just go, you go, hey, you dropped this. Or what'd you say? I did, I was like, hey, I think you dropped this. Yeah, you probably were looking for a garbage can. I was like, no, you're a shame. You just got a what'd you say? I did, I was like, hey, I think you dropped this. Yeah, you probably were looking for a garbage can. I'm going to.

You just got a gun in your hand. You were looking for a gun? It felt so good. It's one of those rare times when you're like, when that works out and it doesn't lead to someone throwing it in your face and screaming. Yeah. Yeah, oh God, hey, don't be a,

if you're listening to this and you're a litter bug, grow up, bro. Actually yesterday, yesterday, I told hey, don't be a, if you're listening to this and you're a litter bug, grow up, bro. Actually, yesterday, yesterday, I told you this happens every day. A lady, her whole bag fell out, like her whole sushi fell out of the bottom of the bag somehow, even though it was plastic, I don't know how that happened,

but she picked up her bag by the handles and kept walking across the street and left all the other shit in the middle of the street. And I picked it up and shook my head as hard as I could and gruffed around and did like a Portland version of like, fuck you basically. And she did not. That's picking up trash.

That's the Portland, that's the Portland, that's the Portland fuck you. Oh, you pick up trash at someone though. Send the meanest energy you possibly can, pick up the trash at them. And it'll change the world. Gave some little Portland fuck you on the way home if you get it.

The old PBXFU bro, yeah. Susan Sarandon's a great pick. Ashton, your first pick. Perfect. I've been going back and forth because I think, okay, I got, I'm going to take the one that should be the first pick. I'm going to take Conan. Yeah, that's the idea.

Yeah, that's great. But I'm going to regret not taking the other one. So it wasn't even on my list. I spaced him. How is Conan not on your list? Oh my gosh. You know what's weird to me? You know what's weird when you say this out loud?

This doesn't make any sense because all the team cocoa propaganda is orange I think of him as an orange haired man not a redhead. Is that weird? Like you know when you go to Conan and there's just everything's orange sure and always the show thought was orange I don't even red is not the color I. I can't believe this. I know, it's crazy. Even though a redhead does have orange hair, they're so lord forward. I looked him in his red fucking face.

And I don't know why I said fucking like that. Well, it's good, it felt good. It felt real. Yeah, I don't know, I didn't, damn, he wasn't, yeah, he didn't make my list either. He was on top of my list. Oh, I didn't even, I feel like I'm not a comedian This is from his Mark Twain prize. I was just I was just in a room with the man. Whoa

Was it orange or red? It's getting it's it's doing that when like a redheaded man sort of gets older where it's like losing some of its It's not pigment gray, but it's losing so it's getting a faded orange. It's like a very faded orange Yeah, okay but it's losing, it's getting faded orange. It's like a very faded orange now. Ah. Yeah. Okay. So David just has like the recency bias, like old man Conan situation, but it was maybe red at some point, no?

But the show was always orange. I don't even know if the show was always orange. And it was a gradient of like yellow to orange, wasn't it? So there was no red anywhere in there. I think in his prime, he had orange hair, right? I've used like five big words today. I'm counting gradient. Gradient, that's a big word for sure.

Thank you. Yeah. You said doyen too after Ian, but you said it. I did say doyen. It's not a big word, but it's a complicated and heavy word. So I'll count that. Yeah, he's got a proper red head on him. He's tall too.

The man, if we were drafting tall dudes. Six-five or something, right? Yeah, he's like a proper tall guy. Six-eight with the quaff. Yeah, he's like a proper tall guy. Six-eight with the quaff. Yeah. That's a good, that's a nice album name. You could see him running point with Russell Westbrook

passing the ball to Conan coming down the side. As it comes back in with a cigar lit, it's just getting worse. Yogesh finds Conan cutting to the basket. I don't know if this makes any sense. Conan seems like a guy with weirdly buff legs. I can see that. Sure. You know what I mean?

Well, no, I actually can't see that. They're spindle. I feel like it's kind of pencil-y. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Because when he would like do the dance move on his, on like pre, I don't know if he did the dance on the second show, but the first rendition, yeah,

the little- The hip dance? Yeah. Yeah, that's true little... The hip dance? Yeah. Yeah. That's true, they are thin. Yeah. But maybe they have, maybe he's capable of... You can have those thin joggers legs though, where they're like, when you see them,

they're like, oh, they're well muscled, but they're tiny. Yeah. Couldn't break it with a sledgehammer, but it's tiny. It's got, yeah. Can I say, just for the record, I really love Isaac taking this conversation seriously. Like, you were leaning forward and your eyes were furrowed, and you were like, yes. He thought we were going to talk a little noise.

So he came back. I think he's just debating when to go dark again, so it doesn't seem weird. It's like picking your drink up in the middle of a set and not taking a drink, and then setting it back down. You guys really clocked me perfectly. That's exactly what happened. I was like, when can I go dark? Should I text Marissa what thickness are Conan's legs? These were all thoughts going through my mind. I don't think he's a shorts guy, so I think you'd be hard pressed to see that man's legs.

I'm so glad that I committed to shorts early in life and stayed with it. Oh, because you can't do it later, interesting. Yeah, and I feel really, I feel like non-shorts men are bound in a way that seems very difficult. They're honor bound to no shorts, in a way. They're like, they have a complex about it, kind of. Yeah, and then it's like, dog, it's July, just let it go.

Who you doing it for, dude? Come on, man, we're outside. I gotta wear pants when I skate. I can't wear shorts because I'm afraid of shinners, but other than that, shorts are, I'd be nuts wearing shorts when it's nice out. I don't like doing it. Hiking?

Get some shorts on me. Little disc, I've been playing disc. Shorts, baby. I need you to just say the whole word. I need you to throw golf on the end of it. Discus? I've been playing discus? Oh, discus. I need you to say say the whole word. I need you to throw golf on the end of it. Discus? You have been playing discus? Oh, discus.

I need you to say disc golf or something. I don't know, man. I can't have you be the guy who says disc. Okay, here you go. I'm with you because when people say boarding, a lot of people, like you going boarding or whatever, it's insane. Disc golf to me, disc golf.

There's too much, you have to put too much of a stamp on it to have it be one solid. Otherwise you say disc golf. There's too much. You have to put too much of a stamp on it to have it be one solid. Otherwise you say disc golf and then it sounds like I'm saying D.I.S. C.O.L. F. And I don't disc golf like a best. It does kind of feel like saying Frisco. Well, I didn't know Frisco was a nobody says Frisco, right? I hate it. Yeah, I don't say it now. I say S.F. No, I think Frisco is chill.

Well, actually, OK, I lived there years ago, but when I lived there, Frisco was chill, San Fran not chill. Don't say San Fran. See, when I was there, everybody hated Frisco. San Fran seems crazy. It also might go neighborhood to neighborhood. What neighborhood were you in? I was in the Sunside, the Richmond, and the Mission.

See, I was in the Richmond, too. I felt like they didn't like it. Inner, outer Richmond. Inner. Ooh, okay. What about S.F.? Well, because the inner and outer Richmond are different. Yeah.

Like, it's like, it's different neighborhoods. What if I throw a little Fran San Cisco on it, make a whimsical and have a good time? What the fuck are you talking about? Fran San? Are you trying to get beat up? Are you drafting him out of Redhead, Fran San? Okay, so you guys know I've been getting into jazz, all right? So maybe you guys don't know this.

So there's a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, and a trombone, So you guys know I've been getting into jazz, all right? So maybe you guys don't know this person. So there's a trombone player who played with Bix Beiderbecke, Frans Ancisco.

Wait, wait, wait. Someone's name is Big Spiderbeck? Bix Beiderbecke. I thought you made it up. No, that one's real. Bix. First name Bix. Bix. Last name Bix.

Bix. Last name Byderbeck. Byderbeck. Byderbeck. Well, if you want to play me on NCAA, my new gamertag is Big Spiderback. So you'll be able to find it somewhere. Yeah, Bix, dude, from Davenport, Iowa. Wow.

Oh, that's one of the Quad Cities, isn't it? Davenport, Moline, Rock Island, and... What's one of the quad cities in it Davenport Moline Rock Rock Island and um What's a quad city? Cities four cities in Iowa Davenport Moline Rock Island and some son of a gun They're just four cities just four cities that touch each other's yeah, it's like the tri-cities in Washington, right? I like the twin cities like going into each other. Yeah, sure, okay. Kind of a rat king of a city. Are there any Quint Cities?

Oh, that's good. Quint Cities? If I wasn't so ugly, I'd know the fourth one. Four does seem like a lot. One of them's in Illinois. You can go bars are open until four in the morning. Four is like, one of these is a town, probably. I'd like to start a town where all four of those meet. That's where you start like a little circular town

and then you get the fifth city. A little Vatican City type thing. That's exactly what I was thinking, like Swaziland. By your house. Yes. That's where we can get our property. Swaziland.

We've covered a lot of strange ground. Yeah, we're having a weird one. Started early. It's normally, that's right, three minutes, two minutes before our normal start time. Look at this. Yeah, maybe it'll get, although that presupposes the notion

that we've ever had a normal AFE, which I don't think. Okay. I was gonna say. Yeah, I don't know why that happens. I know. Not that I've listened to, but you know. I'll tell you how I got there. This is kinda how they all go, actually.

Yeah. Have you ever said like a common, I don't know, phrase or like colloquialism if you would, but and then someone thinks you thought of it and you just let them think that? Yes. I did that the other day. I said I was clanging and banging in the iron church

and Laura almost, she like doubled over with laughter and she's like the iron church and I go, yeah, you know. I've never done that with my wife. I wouldn't, I don't know if I would live that kind of life. I let it ride for like a couple days and then I let it make that up. Somebody falsely attributed me creating the bomb in 98. So I get it.

Yeah, yeah, that was me. In my book. In my book. Yeah. What is the bomb? Yeah. I just can't, that's how we talked in my other school. As David Bowie coined in 1998.

So now it's published, dude. So now we can actually put it in the search. What's how they do it in the inner Richmond? I don't know about the outer Richmond. In the outer Beaverton, people thought David coined the bomb. He did. Outer Beaverton? Conan rules, he's the best, yeah.

Yeah, top tier. Sean Jordan, time for your first pick Julie Roberts, okay Mistake huge huge Everybody favorite Julia Roberts movie Is my favorite you know that's a Julie Roberts quote right John no is Woman I didn't for a second. I was like wait. What are quote, right, Jon? No, is it from Pretty Woman? I didn't for a second, I was like,

wait, what are you guys doing to me? No, is it from Pretty Woman? Yes! Is that what she's in the story? Have you seen that movie? Okay, good. I drafted it, you remember it was so funny? I said I would be in there,

and then she would say that, and I'd say, ooh, bitch! Ooh, bitch! Yeah. You remember it was so funny? Shout out, David, you remember that'd say, ooh, bitch. Ooh, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. You remember it was so funny? Shout out, David, you remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun.

It's a client. It would be on our- One of my top moments on the stage. It would be in the montage. If we were like a late night show where we showed like a 10 minute montage of our best moments before an AFE, ooh, bitch would definitely be in that montage.

That would be tight. It's a montage moment, John. Yeah, man, Julie Roberts, the redheaded queen. What is your favorite Julie Roberts movie? Clearly not Pretty Woman. Yeah. It's hard to narrow it down. I mean, Pretty Woman's.

Yeah, there's a lot. The textbook, I don't know, I mean. You can toss me in the Notting Hill gang right now. Yeah. I love it, Aaron Brockovich. Oh yeah. I just saw Notting Hill for the very first time and I absolutely love it. Shocking. I I love it. Aaron Brockovich. Oh yeah. I just saw Notting Hill for the very first time and I absolutely love it.

Shocking. I mean it's no White Oleander. I know. No, it's not. Yours is probably Mona Lisa smile. You were just like walking up to the counter with Mona Lisa smile, White Oleander like, that's me sorted.

You wanna hear some weird shit. You know the movie Closer? I used to watch that movie like, once a week I used to watch that movie. We had it, it was one of the 10 DVDs I had at the time. I I can see that actually I can see that one. It's fantastic America's Sweethearts Fantastic movie where Will Smith is gambling. Nope, that's focus. I'm sorry. No Because focus sucks

Well closer is like a sex quad a a sex quad, if you will. It's like Jude, Jude Law, Julie Roberts, Clive Owen, my man, and Natalie Portman. That was like a movie skateboarders liked. Closer? Yeah. Closer was a skateboarding movie. I'm a skateboarder, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Closer and White Oleander, two big skate clubs. I would say Best Friends Wedding. Oh, it's so good. Oh, you're right. It is really good. Actually, that is better than Notting Hill. Way better. It's close though.

Any love for America's Sweethearts? No. Nobody? All right. Oh, I forgot about that one. I'm a fan. That's what Jennifer loved. I like.

No, it's Cusack. You're thinking of Heartbreakers. America's Sweethearts is Cusack, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Hank Azaria, Julie Roberts. They're like, Cusack and Julie Roberts are these, are America's sweethearts in film. Like they're like the power couple, the couple then they break up and then he falls in love.

Sorry, Catherine Zeta-Jones and John Cusack. And then John Cusack falls in love with Julie Roberts. Welsh actress, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Welsh actress, Welsh. Okay, you can see. Yeah, she's just, she's a lot of bangers, but if I had to, yeah, I don't know. If I had to pick one that's not pretty woman, clearly it's not. Oh, flatliners.

I forgot she was in flatliners. Flatliners, is that the one where they die? Yeah, they die and then they come back. Uh huh. Is Keifer in it? They're like doing it in a warehouse-huh. Is Keifer in it? Oh, yeah, Keifer's in there. It's like a star-studded early... That's in the running? Flatliners is in the running for your Julia Roberts movies?

Sure, it's dope. What are you talking about? Alright. That's... You know what I... I was talking about this with my wife the other day. Where, like... There is such a... There is so much content ranking things.

Like there is a real cultural consensus in certain corners of the world, right? Where it's like, these are the things that are good and it's on everything from toothbrushes to Julia Roberts movies to whatever. If you go to like the strategist, they're like, these are the toothbrushes you should get. If you're on, if you're on letterbox,

they're like, these are the good Julia Roberts movies. And Sean, you are unaffected by that cultural consensus almost completely. Coming in with. Beautiful. Yeah, it's really nice. It's really refreshing because you're just like flatliners, dude. We're like, no one was saying no one was like, you know, what's it like? He was going to come up. No, I think about this a lot. Thank you. I think about this a lot, thank you. I think about this a lot because- Flatlining?

I feel, yeah, like yes, think I could do it. I talk to Laura every night, I'm like, will you please just choke, shut off my carotids. I want a flatline. And then I come back and I'm like, there's nothing. I think about that, that I always feel like I have bad opinions. And I'm a lot of times the oldest person

in the conversation when I feel that way. And I'm like, they're my opinions. What do I give a shit? So if I do, because I do like closer. But you don't have bad opinions. Those are like, it's like a lot of people don't even have opinions. People have awareness of what is appropriate to have.

Yeah. But I feel like they're bad because it's just that deep, that deep rooted self-confidence issue that I'm gonna die with, where I just think nothing, I just always think I sound bad in conversation and I don't have anything to add. So I think about that with opinions, but every day I get a little older and I'm like,

I accept the opinions a little more as being valid because they're mine and who cares? Never stop. By the way, I just want you to know it was focus that sucks not closer yeah I never saw focus what is focus I fucking love focus you said this place already, David. Focus is a piece of shit movie. It's a New Orleans movie. Wait, is this the Margot Robbie, Wilson, Affair thing? Yes! Yeah. Focus sucks. Great movie.

Assholes. Such a fun movie. A New Orleans movie. Is she in it? I don't even like watching it on airplanes. Oh, Julie Roberts is not in this movie. No, is Julie Roberts in it? No, no, no. She's not in this movie. No, no, no.

We've gone completely. Okay, okay. We've gone completely. I love, personally, I love Focus. You don't like Russell Westbrook, but you love Focus? Yes. Yes. That's crazy.

That's a valid opinion. No, I mean, they're all valid because they're real. That sucks. Just because it's valid doesn't mean it's true. Yeah, thank you. When was the last time did you watched Focus from beginning to the end? Sometime late last year? November? I'm gonna watch it tonight.

That's a lie. That's a textbook lie. That's the eve of my birthday. Sometime late last year? I feel like I've watched it relatively recently. I laughed so hard I took my hoodie off. Has anybody else? Wait, has anybody else been on Focus? I haven't seen it. I laughed so hard I took my hoodie off. Has anybody, wait, is anybody else in on Focus? I haven't seen it. Do you know the twist?

That's, okay, well. No, don't say the twist. Well, it's a twisty movie. Yeah, don't say the twist. It's a twisty movie. I mean, it's great. So definitely don't say it. Yeah.

If that's its thing, yeah, maybe don't. The whole thing is that it's a sleight of hand. They established this premise in the beginning of the movie. Yeah, it's a movie about magic. Great. Oh, I'm out. No, it's not magic. It's pickpockets and thieves and heists. Will Smith is the Artful Dodger. It sucks. It's a heist movie. I couldn't be more out on anything involving magic. I hate magic. Unless it's the gathering and then I'm in.

Like I'm into wizard magic, but if it's doing it in a vest magic, I don't want to be anywhere. We're going to watch it in New Orleans at three o'clock in the morning. Yes we are. I'm going to be shit faced in my Chauncey Billups Raptors Jersey in my game nines. No pants.

I didn't book a hotel for a Saturday night because I have to go to the airport for a 7 a.m. flight back to LA so I will be there at 3 a.m. watching Focus with you. All right. A lot of stuff. I don't care. Shout out to Julia Roberts in Ocean's 12. Yeah. Playing Julia Roberts but not really Julia Roberts. Yeah, she kills it. She kills it Come back around to me. I got the my first and second picks here with my first pick Gotta do it. I take Bill Walton

May you rest in peace Trailblazers a championship and then only went up from there Honestly, just as a person very just fun could listen to him talk about basketball forever Lived his life in a really beautiful and frankly inspiring way never stopped learning never stopped adventuring never stopped going after the things that made him happy and Probably the best guy to ever rock that beard to easily because everybody else who rocks that beard is like Dosing you with acid

Best dude to rock that particular headband to which is just like a piece of cloth he tied behind his yeah Truly a counterculture guy within sports. Yeah. Which is also pretty rare, I feel like. Really lived it. Like really was like earnest, it was less rare back then, I will say. That's fair.

Do you feel like athletes are more like robots now than they were then? Yes, big time. Yeah, I feel that way too. Especially with all this Shador talk, I'm like, yeah, because football players are fucking. Anyways, sorry. Yeah. I don't like the NFL.

What's your take on the Shadoor thing? I don't like the NFL. I don't know what to talk about later. He does not want to talk about it. Yeah. Sure don't. Yeah. Whoa.

Come on. He's back. Come on. Wait, I didn't think I left. Holy cow. Focus. I thought I was here the whole time. What, Val's gone? Newsflash.

I need to come out and say something about Bill Walton because I lived the wrong way while he was living. I was sort of a hater for a short period of time. I know. And I have to, you know, people can change. Absolutely. I just, I, at the time, it was like, grating to not be talking about the game that I'm watching. That was tough as a viewer for me.

But now I'm like, you know what? What about whimsy? You know, when did we abandon whimsy? And I was wrong. But you're also right. It would be tough if you were like caught a pack 10 game, because I think it was mostly pack 10 back then, or pack 12, that he was commenting on.

And it's like an interesting game. And he's like- And he's like Jerry Garcia. And you're like- Yeah. Buckminster Fuller was not just an architect, but a man who thought analytically and creatively about every aspect of his life. I ran into Bob Weir and I visiting Buckminster Fuller

on his deathbed. And he did, and like meanwhile, like, UCLA had just gone on like a 15 point run. Yeah, Russell went crazy. Yeah, and you're like. Let the, because he wouldn't even open it up for the play-by-play guy to talk. There was like an uninterrupted,

if you can listen, there are podcasts that like, Bill Walton would guest on where like, the person would ask him one question. I forget, it was the press box on, who's name, the guy's name, Brian Isaac, you might be able to, Brian, not Phillip, Brian Curtis, interviewed Bill Walton, asked him one question, 45 minutes later, it's over.

Didn't talk again. It's beautiful. And it's beautiful. But during the game, you would be like, maybe not this acid. It was pre podcast though. So, well, like once that came around, it was like he had found his calling.

And so funny that he was a stutterer and didn't talk, like was afraid to speak for the first few years of his life. Which, yeah, and then got into that. But yeah, Bill Walton, with Ashton and I on this podcast, one of us had to take him first. Yeah, those were the two I was like, I don't know which one to take first, but. The one you took was my other top two. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, those were the two I was like, I don't know which one to take first, but yeah.

The one you took was my other top two. Look at that. Look at that. All right, time for my second pick. I gotta give you a little Portland fuck you to this room after this. Oh. Pick up all the garbage in your house right now.

I gotta give you a little Portland fuck you in this room as well. I forgot what it was for a second. I'm like, what happened to the room? With my second pick, I am going to take David Bowie. Oh, yeah. He's a redhead. I didn't know that.

Oh, wait. Sometimes. Sometimes redhead. Yeah. But I think a natural. Actually, maybe also, yeah. Maybe always a redhead. I think a natural.

Like, I mean, it depends on what you consider strawberry blonde. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I suppose what the iconic album cover, that was Red Hair. Ziggy Stardust is, yeah, Aladdin's saying he's redhead. Yeah, I'm embarrassed. I went to Google Image Search David Bowie and I typed my name in.

We see the type of the name Bowie. It doesn't feel great. You type your name in with a speech impediment. I typed my name in how I spell it. I'm David Bowie. David Bowie. Yeah, I wonder, he counts, right? I think he counts.

Sure. I think he counts. Yeah. Listen, David Bowie, just one of the greatest artists of all time, constant reinvention. As I have, and I hate to keep harping on this, but it's like my life right now is my kid, a job I don't ever wanna talk about, and then like going to record stores right now.

I love that that's part of it now, it's the record store, it's so firm. So I've been getting like full David Bowie albums, and for the longest time he's an artist where I was like just listening to the hits, right? Yeah. Because you know, when somebody doesn't, when you come to an artist late,

like in the age we've grown up in, where it's easy to just go on Spotify or before that Napster. Totally. And you're just listening to the hits. Now I'm listening to full albums, I'm like, oh, a lot of these are good. Stuff that didn't reach the cultural consensus. Like there's a lot of really good songs on here.

Have you found any interesting samples? I just, I've heard Atomic Dog before, but I just heard the whole, I just listened to the whole song yesterday. Yeah. The whole thing is what I thought was original 90s rap, you know what I mean? Like that whole song. You've never heard Atomic Dog before? I have heard it. I just never really sat and listened to the whole song. Like, in it's six different songs I think sample it it's

just nuts yeah sometimes when I listen to rap songs that have atomic dog I get mad because they're not as fun as atomic dog no it's so well because it's like these six different songs that I like all crammed into one song and that is way doper and it's weird I want to hear about why must you feel like that why must you chase the cat that's what I like. Yeah Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yeah, a lot of people have sampled David Bowie, but a lot of them are like the like bigger songs like I'm take over Jay-z sampled fame obviously, uh puff daddy and Tori's big sampled. Let's dance Obviously, uh, Puff Daddy, Tori's B.I.G. sampled Let's Dance.

I don't want that. Puff Daddy, he chose his like three names ago. Yeah, Puff Daddy. The one that felt a little bit better is Sean Combs. And obviously, Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby, under pressure. I still like him in the interview. Well, mine, theirs is like a ding ding ding ding ding ding. Mine's like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Wait, did you save it?

That wasn't a straight up. Yeah. Yeah. He like got sued for it. Yeah. Oh buddy. Well, he was, it sucks cause they, he got made an example of, cause everybody with everyone had been doing that.

Right. And then they were just like, a lot of people were paying for the, like, yeah, I think people were paying for the samples. Well, I wonder like Dre wasn't paying for all those samples. There's no way. Prince? Really? No, absolutely not. Like I bet you he didn't even run it by people back then.

Like all those samples. I don't know who every, but like they were all those songs were sampled from something or like try it. Like, can I kick it? That was a big sample. I bet you that wasn't even. Lou Reed, yeah. Yeah, I bet it wasn't even a question.

Like, I'm just gonna sample it. Yeah, I think people were pretty aware of how the process worked. There was this big sample lawsuit at one point, I know, because the Beastie Boys, who are like such a, like their whole Paul's Boutique is like literally just a sample album. And I remember that was only able to come out

before some big lawsuit because it would have been like impossible to clear. Yeah. Maybe I'm wrong. I could, I could have any of this. I got the answer. Okay, let's hear it. Lou Reed got all the money.

Tribe Called Quest got none of the money. Allegedly. There you have it. Really? And that, did they intend it that way or that's what happened after the song came out and they were like. I can't imagine they intended it that way or that's what happened after the song came out and they were like. I can't imagine they intended it that way.

Because of his publishing rights, he was able to clean up, I don't know. Interesting. Yeah? Yeah. Man. So if anybody wants to remix like a joke I got or something. I'm sure plenty of people sample mine.

You know, they're so good. The Week weekend doing a sampling oobitch That dude he's acting he's got a movie coming out He's been acting. Well, I mean he's got like a legit main like Like he was in the oil. He was in the idol dude from the twisted mind that brought you That other show Like, he was in the idol, dude, from the Twisted Mind that brought you that other little show. Did you watch that show? Euphoria, euphoria.

Okay, yeah, I could not think of what the actual other show was. Sean, time for your second pick, dude. Bro? Dude, bro? I'm gonna go, I didn't realize it was me. I'm gonna go, I didn't realize it was me. I'm gonna go with Chappell Rhone. Oh, very nice.

Ripped from the headlines. I mean, she's just, having a four year old, and I would love Chappell Rhone regardless, but Max, probably Max's most celebrated artist at this point, and we listen to Chaperone constantly. I would like, just again, I would listen to it. How deep are you letting Max go on some of these Chaperone tracks?

She don't get it. She don't know what the giver's about. I mean, hold on, she don't understand the lyrics. But I mean, Laura explained it to me that the giver's about going down on a lady, right? Yeah. Man, I wish I could have been a fly on that wall here in that conversation.

It's about how she likes to give. Sean's like making chicken nuggets like, no way. It's about the angel tree. And we watched that on the big TV. Laura's looking at me like, yeah, it is nice. She's smart about it, that, oh, you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit? You don't have to know that that's smart about it. That, oh, you like magic. I got a wand and a rabbit. You don't have to know that that's about sex toys.

That could be about anything. Yeah. A wand and a rabbit. Max's friend had a dance party. She earned a dance party and invited Max over for it. And we watched a Pink Pony Club Grammy performance. Oh yeah. It is just, so I hadn't seen the Grammy performance yet.

I mean, the video is dope enough, but the Grammy performance, holy cow. Her performance of The Giver on SNL is like amazing. She's so good. And like SNL, which a place that is historically like hard to score as a musician. Like she fucking crushes it, man. You know what I like about Pink Pony Club

is you could put anything that you're doing into it. Oh, the syllables, it's perfect. Yeah, yeah,? It's perfect. Yeah. Wet cereal. I'm gonna keep on eating all this wet cereal. Yeah. Beating the clips. Yeah.

Nicole Yoc is just gonna keep beating the clips. Clippers gonna lose. Oh, the clippers gonna lose. Most of Isaac's gonna lose, oh, the Fipper's gonna lose. Most of Isaac's gonna quit. Rust and give a fuck about a technical foul. There's another extra layer to this because Isaac doesn't like Chappellrone. So this is just hitting on like,

are you serious? Isaac, have you ever been on the right side of history? That's several times. I still like her and Isaac doesn't care does I like her as a person and as an artist you can't get it I don't like her music I don't like her voice that's consistent that's your consistent take that's my take yeah yeah yeah and you don't have to yeah no yeah I get it I mean that's crazy you really don't like it you like so if you don't think I'm gonna slam a hurricane to that in four days

directly next to you Need to watch focus we've given Isaac such a hard time this but I've got Rom-com taste because you also put me on to like one of my favorite rom-coms that I'd never heard of. Was it RRR? It was RRR. It was RRR. No, I know, you put me on it too. You both.

What if. Yeah. What if. Yep, which was Sammy. It's got the girl from. Daniel Radcliffe. The big sick, right? Zoe Kazan.

Yeah. Oh, I've never seen this. It's a Canadian production. Yes it is. Yeah. Quit talking about Canada. What? All right, my bad dude.

I'm sorry. Jamal Murray? Now you're doing it to yourself. Now there's a self harm. Yeah, I was even gonna bring it on. Chapel Rowan rules. I'm so excited when someone, and also a couple of her bangers

aren't even from that album. I forget which one. It's old. Yeah. Yeah. Cause what was the big, whatever got her on first, like in the, you know, in the gen pop or whatever. But then you go back and you're like, yeah, some of these are seven years old or eight years old

or whatever. Good Luck Babe is like not from the rising fall of a Midwest princess, I think. And The Giver isn't either. So it's like, oh, that, you know, the sophomore slump thing that you worry about, you're like, oh. That was her slump, yeah. I think the only trick to that

is to have three when they discover you now. I think you're right. Just a couple ready to go. And then we'll look back and we'll be like, these are good too, no matter, regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just gotta be ready. My kink is karma was when my airport songs, it still is. You know that one?

It's so. You are in an interesting mood at the airport. Explain an airport song. Like you're saying you're waiting to board. Cause he's also wasting it. I make, well I make little play, I go to the airport super early. And yes, like David said.

And I walk around, I get the vibe. I love airports, I love everything about flying except being on the plane. I'm terrified to fly. It's bad flight anxiety, yeah. It's getting better. It's getting, slowly getting better, which I'm trying not to jinx,

but I just like being at the airport. It's fun, everyone's on an equal plane, pretty much. No pun intended. Equal plane? Yeah. Nobody has a gun? Well, that's what I'm saying. If I also, if I wanna pop off a little bit, I know I'm safe, which I've done.

People stop it in the middle of the escalator to text, hey, keep going. It's a moving sidewalk. A littering, that kind of thing? It's not a still site. If somebody littered at the airport. But there is a stand side and a walk side on those things. There is.

If someone's on the walk side and they're standing, they'll catch it from me. I'll take off the big headphones. As you're walking past? We'll have words. I told you, I like slammed into a guy one time and then he screamed at me because he was standing there, he did it on purpose.

He looked back at me and stopped walking. And so I bumped into him and then he like screamed at me and then I got to my gate and I just stared at him hoping he was gonna walk to my gate and he didn't. He just kept walking past. Hoping he was gonna walk to your gate. Took my shirt off, did that thing that Billy does in Predator.

I'm usually like afterwards, I'm like, boy I hope I'm not on the same flight as this guy. I wanted to halfway apologize, halfway ask him what were you doing? You looked at me and stopped. So I wanted to be like, sorry for running into you, that was rude. And also why would you do that?

That's insane. Maybe he was a big AFE guy. Oh, speaking of it. I ran it Shout out to Diego dude. He's not anymore Dana and I were on a date night last night And we went to this restaurant hippo in Los Angeles. We were over in Highland Park David's old stomping ground Ran into this dude Diego who I remembered as I was talking I run into him before But in a fresh ass Marlin's that dude Diego. I hope you had a good night Congratulations on your baby

Shout out David shout out Diego Ashton time for your second pick Okay, I was instructed by the rest of flagrant to take chapel But they had a backup in case that was gone so they requested I take the twins from parent trap oh yeah that's one pick for sure yeah yeah like that so and you know I don't know how they did this back then but we all thought that they were twins for real 99 and I'm like now I'm like sinners not impressive just kidding I love that movie.

But the originators of like two people, one lady playing two people, that's crazy. I don't get it. I liked it in that movie. I don't understand how the Winklevoss twins did it. I don't get how, I don't understand footage and technology in a way that will let me, I don't get it. By the time Winklevoss came around,

they were doing it a little more digitally. But in 99, well, Nancy Meyers, I don't think was. I think it was all camera tricks and stuff. So they were never dual faced on the same screen at the same time. Well, I don't know. I couldn't say for sure. No, they were.

They were. Oh, yeah. So that's just where you have to set the camera dead still. Like, bolt it into the ground. And then they just do two different, it's, I's just where you have to set the camera dead still. Like bolt it into the ground. And then they just do two different, it's, I mean. I know, but it's like just to go change your clothes and makeup, I don't get it either. It's, and then run the scene.

I don't get it, I don't know, I don't get it. That movie is so good. It's so much better than the first Parent Trap. I've never seen it. It's one of Nancy Meyers' best, dude. I'll watch it, that's stupid that I haven't seen it. That's on me and that's dumb. It's okay, it's okay.

It's not okay. Laura's gonna leave again and you'll have the big TV all to yourself. You'll have ten ciders? Yeah, you can do a little more research. Um, it's, I mean, it's not Lohan. It's top tier Lohan. Lohan's like, what is she, 12 in it? She's like, yeah, she's a low here. It's it's it's top-tier low hand low hands like for what is she 12 in it?

She's like yeah kid kid and she is such a good actor Dennis Lohan mean girls. Oh mean girls. What are the other good ones? Freaky Friday was that good or not? I don't remember. I don't know. I was a good or we better Jamie Lee was a body switch movie Right. It was probably all right when I think about good Lindsay Lohan movies. I only think about those two movies Yeah, I mean I can't she's in like machete or something. I don't think it's an amazing role Something one of those it's less of a

Other she did like a Disney run of remakes like she's in her be fully loaded That was not good though, right? She's in a Prairie Home companion. That movie was so not good They wrote a book about how they wrote it and it was good and then they made it not good I think she's talked about how she was in like she was in a pretty bad way during Herbie Fully Loaded like she had to Go to the hospital in the middle of filming for rehab or something, right? Oh, she's technically in the holiday. Yeah, right. Oh, is she like, is she in a movie, in a movie?

She's in a trailer, yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That is fun. Yeah. She's dope, she's back now too. She made it out the other side, and she's got like that Netflix movie that came out that looks like it's right up my alley.

Yeah, and she's got that facelift at all the slubs again that looks great. Yeah, she did. Yeah, whatever's got that facelift. All the celebs are getting it, it looks great. Yeah, she did. Yeah, whatever that is, wow, amazing work. I was gonna start talking about more celebrity facelift stuff, but I'm afraid to. That's what I don't want to. I think it's it.

Because there's some people who have gotten some bad ones, and I didn't want to talk shit just case like you end up working with that person. Just in case they're listening right now. Otherwise Ian, he'd let the ripcord. Isaac, can you lay about like 30 seconds if this isn't gonna be in the podcast now? And then, oh, the twins from Paratrap, that was the pic. Clean edits.

Clean edit point. It's a great pic. It's a great one. Sean, you got to watch it. The kitchens, the houses in this are like maybe Nancy Myers's best houses. Maybe. I've never thought about that.

And that is kind of like earth shattering to me in a positive way. I need to go watch it right now for the houses. Because you have London, which is a Nancy Meyers, loves, she loves hanging out in England, and then you have wine country Nancy Meyers. Proper on a vineyard Nancy Meyers. The houses, owning it, like having a house,

that's all I think about when I see these movies now. Immediately I just look at the house, I'm like, show me the living room that's that big in a real house. Show it to me. Show me just the perfect wall. Back then they existed though. Yeah. Rich people have houses like that currently.

I know. I'm watching that Jon Hamm show on Apple. Those houses. I mean, it's just, it's like, and they exist because they're in real people's houses. Yeah. Anyway, good show. I've visited James Corden's house.

Yeah, it was like, that was a real buck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And it's not even, it's like not that, it was like that was a real buck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And it's not even, it's like not that kind, it's not like the Hearst Mansion kind of thing, but it's like, oh, this is a big, like, but it doesn't, it's not startling. You're not like walking in like awestruck,

but it's just like more, you know? Like the kitchen is big and beautiful. And then like the closet is bigger than my house. You know, it's like that. If there's five people in the kitchen, it doesn't like make me want to go to the hospital or something. Right, right, right.

It's very like Aryan and like open. It sounded like you said Aryan. You said Aryan. It's very Aryan. It's very proper. Nobody's scheming in the corner. Uh... SHHH. David, time for your second and third picks. Nobody's scheming in the corner. Uh... Jesus.

David, time for your second and third picks. Well, I'm gonna scheme on this, but oh, I'm not. I didn't like it as soon as I started. Miss Frizzle. Miss Frizzle is one of them. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was just the best.

She was the best on that show. And as someone who has a joke who got popular about that show disparaging it, I did love Miss Frizzle. Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta throw rocks at the throne, you know what I mean? Yeah. I tried to show Max and it's tough because the animation, it just doesn't hold up

to what she currently thinks a cartoon should look like. So it's hard to be like, just watch this. Oh, they notice that kind of thing? What about the song? Yeah, I mean, if I could get her to it, but I swear to God, immediately, she's like, you can just see her lose interest. You know how you gotta do it?

You take a left into intestines and then you take your second right on Mars. Sounds like a weekend lyric. That's the best, that's the best pull I've ever had on this podcast. That's really, it was really good. Yeah, you could have been lying, I have really great. Yeah, it was really good. You could have been lying.

I have no idea if that's even accurate. People at home right now popping champagne. They say, it didn't get the reaction on here that it deserved. Honey, go get the bottle. He did it. He did it. I know the baby's doing two months,

but get the bottle now. Like the polio vaccine just worked for the first time. Like they're at home like that level. Like David did it! That mad man did it! There's an old British man running through the streets throwing papers in the sky. Yeah, Ms. Frizzle, man. For days.

Just a great fictional teacher. Like everything you want a teacher to be. Engaging, she cared. Pet lizard. Yeah. Okay. They're redoing everything else How would you feel about a magic school bus? live action Any any sort of like bring it back in any sort of capacity? Like what kind of animation what would that look like? What's in what's a comp like anime magic school bus? Yeah

That'd be a whole different, that'd be uh-uh. Why? Why are you so anti this? It just might go the way I don't want it to. No, it's like a reboot of Magic School Bus. Just a contemporary. You think people weren't cranking it to the O.G. Ms. Brizle, Sean? Come on, you live in the real world. I think that they weren't, Ian.

Did you call them cannons or cans? What did you say, Ash? I think that they weren't, Ian. Did you call them cannons or cans? I think that they weren't. What did you say, Ashley? I think cannons. Cans. It's a funny, it's the funniest term, I think. It looks like they may have rebooted it at some point. Really?

For Hacking Quest Adventures? I'm not sure yet. Yeah. Um. Does it look better? Or I don't want to say better. It's a little better. Or just have it be the same,

but new like Beavis and Butt-Head did. May just bump up the animation slightly. You could still have it be, I don't know, whatever 2D, whatever that is, but you know. Hold on. I don't think, I think I may have known this at one point and have since forgotten it. The theme song was performed by Little Richard.

Yeah, you can feel it. What? Yeah. Did you know that, David? You knew that? I didn't know that. I never knew that. I know, but it sounds like Little What? You can feel it. Did you know that, David? You knew that? I didn't know that. I never knew that. I know, but it sounds like Little Richard.

I never knew that. I know what it sounds like in my head. God, can we play it? We can't play it. I don't think we can play it. I think we can. Come on. I'm not gonna know.

My guy's been getting in trouble for that. Yeah, no, that's great. Another one that missed my list. They rebooted it in 2017 on that one. Little Richard was for sale for a while too. Yeah Bad way, but he would he was on everything. Yeah, little was available. Yeah They just got his website on his own Instagram like this is my actual email Kind of adore the Explorer level of animation.

Okay. All right, well, I guess, sorry then, I was wrong. I didn't take. Oh, a little worse actually. Now it looks a little bit more like a flash animation sort of thing in 2017. I don't like that. No.

No, not for me. Good pick though, and your third pick. This one is kinda coming from the heart and I don't know why, and I didn't even wanna pick another actor, This one is kinda coming from the heart, and I don't know why, and I didn't even wanna pick another actor, but I'm here and I'm gonna do it. Alan Tudy. Oh, sure.

Whoa. I just love that guy. I don't even know who that is. He's the pirate in Dodgeball. The pirate in Dodgeball. That's the About Time guy? Yeah. Oh, this guy. No, no, about, I know who you're thinking of,

please don't say the name, it might come up. Okay. But yeah, Alan Tudy is the pirate in dodge ball. Is he about time guy? Oh, this guy. No, no, about, I know who you're thinking of. Please don't say the name, it might come up. Okay. But yeah, Alan Tudyk is the pirate in dodge ball. I just love that guy. Yeah, he's great. Is this guy blonde? I don't wanna. Oh no!

No, he's red, he's red all the way. It's dicey. It's dicey, it's the line. It is a lot. Okay, I'll pull it, I'll pull it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, actually, I'm not gonna. I didn't even get to weigh in yet, hold on. It's a real. It is a lot. Okay, I'll pull it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll pull it, I'll pull it. No, actually, I'm not gonna.

I didn't even get to weigh in yet. Hold on, Lila, come on. It's real? His Wikipedia picture looks red, and then a lot of these other pictures look blonde. A lot of the pictures do look pretty blonde. Maybe he was blonde for roles, and he's actually blonde. She looks red. That looks red to me.

I will pull it. I felt nervous about it in the video. Firefly, it's red. I don't wanna be, I'm not making decisions. I'm just poking it in the movie. Firefly, it's red. I don't wanna be, I'm not making decisions, I'm just poking holes for good measure. I'm okay with leaving it on the board and letting God and the audience sort it out? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, she's probably got red hair. I know, babe. Allie Hero, one of the good ones. I type in Alan Tudyk red hair, and there's a picture of, I think... You serve a redheaded god. Interesting. Reese Witherspoon came up? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and a night's tale. I feel like Firefly, Tudyk is kind of what I'm, Firefly, dodge ball is what I'm thinking. He's fun and night's tale.

Night's Tale is a sneaky, fun, good movie. Shannon Sossaman is good. That's your, okay. She rules, man. Rules of attraction. You like Shannon. He loves you in that thing. You like Shannon Sossaman.

I know he's dope. Yeah, obviously, goes with that. I guess she is the lead, she is the lead. She is cool, her hair is cool. She has like cool girl, cool hair. She rules, man. Also on the holiday, look at us. Yeah She is cool, her hair is cool. She has like cool girl cool hair. She rules man, also on the holiday. Look at us. Yeah, that's true.

Full circle. That's right. Don't like her in that. Paul Bettany in a. She's rude. Paul Bettany can get it, dude. He rules. Paul Bettany can get it every day, dude. He's with a, aren't they a hot couple?

Who's he with? He's with someone. Paul Bettany? Yeah, where you're just like, they're both just smoke shows. Probably. I just saw it the other day, it was a surprising one. Whoa, Jennifer Connelly. Yes, great're both just smoke shows? Probably. I just saw it the other day, it was a surprising one.

Whoa, Jennifer Connelly. Yes, look at them, good luck. I bet their kids are just all angles, dude. Their kids come out with beaming rays of light. Yeah, that's crazy. What were we talking about? Alan Tudyk. Alan Tudyk, no one's ever got there from Alan Tudyk,

I bet. Jennifer Connelly, Jewish, we're moving on. Ashton? I gotta go let the dog in real fast. Who loves the dog? Who? I'm gonna go Mary, Queen of Scots. Ah, yeah.

She was like queen at like six days old or something. Like what am I supposed to do, you know? She's... Was she the first queen? Okay, pardon my ignorance, please. Was she the first queen, Mary? Am I, who am I, who is it? I think so.

I think you might, I mean, I guess I don't know first. Should I go get, I can go get my wife. Don't you have somebody who knows exactly what we're talking about? Yeah. Okay, hold on. Yeah, let's just have Dana explain why we're drafting Mary Queen of Scots. Ashton, can you tell David your pick again?

Yeah, my pick is Mary, Queen of Scots. Okay. Yeah. She maybe killed two of her husbands. No one knows. And then married the guy that also maybe helped her. That third husband's gotta be like, sure. Yeah.

Yes, I'll marry you. She, yeah, she was like a little evil, but like pretty charming and pretty witty and And she'd be like, sure. Yeah. Yes, I'll marry you. Yeah, she was like a little evil, but like pretty charming and pretty witty and funny, and her bitch cousin was like super jealous of her. Her bitch cousin. Let's let Dana take it away. Hi, I've been called in, what are we talking about?

Mary Queen of Scot, oh sorry, go ahead Ash. No, go ahead. Tell us all about Mary Queen of Scots. Okay, Mary Queen of Scots, Queen of Scotland from the time she was a baby. But on the other side, she was also one of the possible heirs to the English throne. When she was a young girl, she moved to France.

She married the Prince of France, who eventually became the King of France very briefly, although he died when he was still pretty young. So she was Queen of France when she was younger, went back to Scotland, but she was a Catholic because she had grown up in Catholic France. Scotland was Catholic, but it had a really strong Protestant noble, like nobility who were really against her.

And the big threat at this time was that her cousin, Queen Elizabeth, also a redhead, her bitch cousin, was really resentful because not only was Mary Queen of Scots younger than her, like 10 years younger than her, and also famously prettier than her, she was Catholic. And so people who wanted a Catholic on the throne of England would have thrown their support

behind Mary Queen of Scots, as opposed to Elizabeth, who was a Protestant. Mary Queen of Scots was ousted in a coup from Scotland, and her infant son became the next king. And eventually, she was captured by Queen Elizabeth, who sort of kept her in jail in limbo for years, because it's like, okay, well, you're a sovereign monarch. I don't really know what to do with you.

I can't get rid of you. But also you and your supporters are kind of planning to overthrow me to put a Catholic on the throne of England. So I can't let you go, but what am I going to do with you? And eventually she makes the incredibly impactful decision to execute her, to behead her, because she basically finds evidence that Mary was tangentially involved in a plot to try to overthrow Elizabeth to install Catholic Mary on the throne. Elizabeth, the bitch cousin, Elizabeth the first decides to make the incredibly fateful

decision that she can in fact execute another monarch. She beheads Mary Queen of Scots. Famously, Mary Queen of Scots' little dog was hiding under her skirts when she went to the execution. And then when she was beheaded, the dog ran around in the blood. Oh my god. It happened. There's a lot of really cool and weird historical stuff about the coded messages that people

sent to Mary while she was imprisoned in England. And yeah, two redhead bitch cousins. Yeah. See, that's sick. Smoked you to the filter. Scott's stands for Scotland. Never knew that. Scott's stands for Scotland.

And Scotland. That's true. That's a little something I threw in there. Here's a fun fact. You know why they call them caddies if you're golfing? Why they call them caddies? No. Because the French word for cadet is like a soldier a cadet and Mary grew up in in France She called them cadets when she went back to Scotland apocryphal II

She was one of the first women to ever play golf Queen of Scots Scotland And she was escorted by her cadets or her caddies who carried her by her cadets or her caddies who carried her clothes. Wow. Man. This is great. There it is. All right, he's out. Thank you, Dana.

Just off rip. Yeah. I don't know, I don't know if there's anything I could talk about. I couldn't, you couldn't have done that about Tony Hawk. No, I could probably get halfway there about Tony Hawk. That's crazy. Just off top.

It's insane. That's what I'm gonna saying, I don't know if there's anything I could talk about that other than like documenting what I did for a day or something. If I just talked about what I did and said everything. You can talk about skateboarding like that. Yeah, you're pretty, it's pretty deep. Wouldn't sound that cool, that was awesome.

And then she threw a fun fact at the end. You wouldn't have said apocryphally. No, I still don't know how to say it. Apocryphally? You would have said to-poc-ry-to-poc-ry. To-poc-ry. And this is my to-poc-ry-fy. This is my to-poc toothbrush.

My tooth, my tooth-poc-ry-fy. Mary Queen of Scots. Sean, time for your third pick. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go fictional. And I'm gonna go a little Kyle Bravlosky. Nice. You never see his hair. Who is that?

Kyle from South Park. Kyle from South Park. You never ever, ever, ever see his hair. And when he takes his hat off, it's a huge red fro. And it's- Yeah, bush. Huge red bush. It always gets me, always makes me laugh. It's happened, you probably look,

but I bet it's happened 10 times on South Park, where he like takes us, where he doesn't have his hat on for whatever reason. My God, is it funny. Is he the one that dies all the time or no? No, it's Kenny. No, it's Kenny. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should do it.

Kyle's the lonely Jew on Christmas. I'm Christmasy. Big song for me, back in the day. I mean, Kyle was the first Jewish guy I ever met. Kyle and then me. Kyle and then you. I still think you must have met a Jew before me. Yeah, they might have been keeping it down, I guess.

You worked at a comedy club. It's Sioux Falls though. They might have been keeping it down. No, Jews go on the road though. Why, okay, I can, you're probably right. I remember a lot of comics that were there and it's like, I don't, I don't know how to, I'm trying to be careful with my words.

Nobody, I don't remember any. And you were asking them for their papers. And everybody had proof. Okay, good. Yeah, I'm sure that I did, but I never. Yeah, all right, nothing to see. Stay on the sidewalk. Yeah, Kyle, Kyle Buflowski, man.

Kyle Buflowski. Just a fun little sneaky one. Like when you realize Frylock has braces, one of those Ravlosky, man. Kyle Ravlosky. Just a fun little sneaky one. Like when you realize Frylock has braces, one of those where you're like, oh, look at that. Or his back is a diamond. I got a, it's time for my third pick. I'm going music back to back. Okay.

I gotta take the redheaded stranger himself, Willie Nelson. Hmm. He's redheaded? Oh, yeah, he's redheaded. I had no himself, Willie Nelson. Hmm. He's redheaded? Oh, yeah, he's redheaded. I had no idea. His nickname is the redheaded stranger. Going back down and touring.

I guess I don't know what I thought he had gray hair. 92 years old. Yeah. He's here in like a few days. I might try to go see him. He might be here when you guys are here. He's still touring. He's still touring.

Him and Bob Dylan are on tour right now. That's wild. He's still touring. Him and Bob Dylan are on tour right now. That's, I mean, absolutely. I feel like nothing against Bob Dylan, but I feel like Willie, he gives like a consistently good show, right? Willie's still got it. People kinda talk about Bob Dylan being hit or miss

when you see him live. Was that on here where Shay, was it Shayne told that Willie Nelson joke? Was that on here? No. I can't remember. I here where Shane, was it Shane told that Willie Nelson joke? Was that on here? No. I can't remember. I told that Willie Nelson joke. You told that Willie Nelson joke.

Okay. I told it to Laura the other day. It's crass. I will repeat it, but it is crass. It's so funny. We're Nick's company, Ashton. I apologize. It's hilarious.

It's a crass joke. If you have kids listening to this, this is your crass joke warning. What's the worst thing you can hear when you're going down on Willie Nelson? It's a crass joke. If you have kids listening to this, this is your crass joke warning. What's the worst thing you can hear when you're going down on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson. Okay. So I told that to Laura and she tried to figure out the answer.

And she was like, you know what the giver's about? Laura, Laura, Laura, quick, before I lose it. I told her that joke, and she tried to figure it out for just too long, and then it wasn't funny. She tried for probably a minute to be like, and then guess a couple things, and I'm like, no, I'm not willing to listen, but no.

Oh, she tried to guess the answer. She thought it was like a- It took the shock away. You know, it took the shock away. She thought it was like a thinker. I looked like a pervert. That's the thing is about telling jokes to smart people is you got to sometimes be like, no, I'm not looking for an answer. I'm looking for you to say what?

And then we can laugh like idiots. Yeah, this is not a communication. This is me pretending to communicate. That's how I make my money. But yeah. And it's like, no, I'm going to go tell Zach. I don't know. And it's true, like, no, I'm gonna go tell Zach. I don't know.

Um, yeah, it's the greatest joke. Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson, man. That's a suggestion. Also just like, god damn, what a musician. Interesting guy. Interesting, very interesting guy. Been about weed for a long time.

Massive IRS issues. Oh, I did not know that. He just went and paid him. Just huge tax issues, like, I think kind of like, kind of defined. Is that why he's touring still? I don't know if that's why he's touring still, it was definitely why he was touring so much

for a while there, like in the, I think it was in the 90s when his tax issues happened. That's gotta be rough where you're like going on tour and you just know that you don't get any of it. Right. It's just all going. I mean, you had it, but what does that do mentally? You're just like, I'm just not making any money this whole fucking tour.

Big ranch, like lives on a big ranch. I think out in, someone definitely in Texas, I think near Austin. Why do I think he lived in Hawaii? He probably does as well. Yeah. I bet he does both. I think Sublime recorded part of their self-titled album at his ranch in Austin, I believe that's true.

Way to bring it back. Yeah, way to bring it back to Sublime. But yeah, he's just beautiful, delicate voice. I really, really like Willie Nelson's music. Yeah. And we're gonna get to my fourth pick right after this short break. Some call him the Alan Tudyk of music.

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Range, hilarious. I mean, like someone who can do Stella Alice and 30 Rock is like truly an amazingly talented person. She would intimidate me. What's the accent on 30? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm can do Stella Alice and 30 Rock is like truly an amazingly talented person. She would intimidate me.

Was the accent on 30 Rock part of the bit, I've always wondered, or was that? She's from the North. Where do they sound like that? I don't know. Bostonians? Yeah. I think they kind of sound like that.

So that's like a good accent. I think it's a good accent, but people from Boston are very prickly about it. It's such a weird funny place. When you're like, you didn't hear yourself like that. So that's like a good accent. I think it's a good accent, but people from Boston are very prickly about it. It's such a weird fucking place. Yeah, you didn't even have to add the L-E-L-Y. They're pricks. People from Boston are pricks about it. They're mountain-lil' a cucumber, I couldn't tell.

I thought it was a good accent, but what the fuck do I know? The big Lebowski alone. Oh yeah. Makes her worthy of this pick. And then she's just so good in everything she's in. Boogie nights? Boogie nights. It's crazy how good she is in boogie nights.

Magnolia, yeah. Crazy stupid love? Crazy stupid love, yeah. God, she's good. She's got it. She's truly got it. May December didn't, people didn't talk about May December enough for my taste.

Is that right or wrong? That movie was, wait, do you think it's because it was such a tough watch? Like because they killed it so hard? It was like, yeah, it was, it was like. They did not kill it or they didn't know they did kill. They did not talk about it enough. That was like, yeah, OK, astonishing that movie. Yeah, I thought like like Sam Sam. I thought the guy who played but also only watched it once Yeah, yeah, you can't it's that would be a tough go back. It's no white only under

If you go back enough you're numb to it, and then it's fun. And you can just enjoy the skill. That is a trauma response, what you just said. You can just enjoy the skill. Ha ha ha ha! Yo ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! She's good in Hannibal. Ha ha ha ha! Charles Melton in May, December,

who played the oldest, like the dude in question. I mean, amazing. He was so good at it, especially considering what else he had been in. And he's hot, which is crazy. And he's hot on top of it. That hot and good at stuff, I guess. Isn't that weird?

Like, why would you ever get good at anything if you looked like that? I wouldn't. I don't know. I would never in my life. No. I'd get better at disc, bro. If I was five inches taller, I wouldn't be able to read. I don't care what it says, I'm going on the ride. Can't read numbers either.

Is reading numbers, are numbers part of reading or is that separate? I don't know. And I feel bad for judging you thinking that was a stupid question, because I don't know the answer I feel bad for judging you thinking that was a stupid question. Yeah. I don't know the answer. Yeah.

Pay letters. Pay letters. Yeah. Are there people who can do math and not read all my in? I don't want them to cook dinner. I don't even know what that is. I don't know either. I was talking about ingredients.

You said it with a real knowing tone though. I know I did. Like you guys know what I'm saying? Did it? Yeah. You guys should know what you're referring though. I know I did. Like you guys know what I'm saying? Did it, yeah. You guys know what that to which I am referring?

Sometimes I tell it takes. Isaac, keep that in. Yeah, yeah. I don't want him to cook dinner. Just a salesman, he's just a salesman. I don't want him to cook dinner is a funny thing to say about any crew. I don't want to make my dinner.

Vote how you want, I don't want him seizing my fish. As long as it's not on my porch. Julian Morris, my fourth pick. Sean, time for yours. Already. Why am I constantly forgetting the order of this particular draft? I'm gonna go April O'Neil from the Ninja Turtles.

Oh, okay. Just clutch. Live action or? Is that Gina Davis? Who played her? No, I'm going animated. Megan. Yeah. Just clutch, you know. Live action or? Is that Gina Davis? Who played her? No, I'm going animated. Megan Fox was one of them, and I don't think she had red hair.

I don't think they made her a redhead for it, right? Wasn't she one? But I'm not, that's not what I'm doing. Yes. Is that in the new animated one? I don't care about it. No, she was in the, whatever, the like CG one, I think.

But I guess, I'm taking the cartoon one, but then there was also the April O'Neil from the movie, who she was But I guess, I'm taking the cartoon one, but then there was also the April O'Neil from the movie, who she was dope. Who is that? I don't know who that is. I can't picture, anyways, doesn't matter. For some reason, I kind of forgot that existed.

I don't know why, but yeah. That was actually kind of fun to watch, I have to say. I loved it back in the day. Shredder used to scare the shit out of me. It would like like actually scary. Where I'm like, oh my God. Cause I was in Taekwondo you see. So I just thought I might have to face him someday.

So in the 19th, Judith Hoag played her in the 1991. Judy Hoag? Judith Hoag. Judith Hoag. Oh, this lady. Yeah. She's redheaded, yeah. Redheaded. I love it, Yeah. She's redheaded, yeah. Redheaded.

I love it, yeah. She's the mom in Halloween Town. Oh, yeah, she is. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. So there you have it. All right, well, I don't know the cartoon one. Moving on.

I just said Ninja Turtles rule. April O'Neil from the Ninja was really, you know, it's just a fun, fun part of childhood. I enjoy, I enjoy myself from April O'Neal. Big yellow jumpsuit, you got it. Big yellow jumpsuit, who doesn't like a big yellow jumpsuit? Ashton, time for your fourth pick. Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go Dante DiVincenzo.

Oh, why Dante? Why Dante, yeah. I probably could've waited on this one, but he's just honestly when the Knicks made the trade I was like that's kind of stupid. Mikhail, you're gonna be bummed and I stand by that now he's Another firecracker when he gets hot he pops off you love to have him on your team and Famous one of my favorite tweets of all time. He tweeted when he was 14 and it is as follows

So my dad thinks I'm a pussy now because I don't wanna play soccer. To me, that's what Twitter's for. That is a top tier professional athlete tweet. Help me out here, this is a basketball player, correct? Basketball player? Yes. What is his name? Dante DiVincenzo.

God, that's tight. And he tweeted that. Also called the Big Ragoo, and also called White Dante in certain circles. I feel like there's a lot of people who will call you the Big Ragoo. Yeah. What's the front top with the big?

Big Ragoo's from, it's from a movie. It's from originally. Yeah. What's that? Oh gosh. Yeah, I had to Google this the other day, but I don't know. Oh, it's from Carmine Raguso from Laverne and Shirley is the original Big Ragu. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the Big Ragu's. Sean is on the Timberwolves, my friend. Really? Yeah. All right. They're still in the playoffs. Well, all right. Unlike the LA-based team.

Oh no. Sure. And he's got that mug too. Look at that. I've never seen Matt Isaac before. Sorry, sorry. You guys should trade for White Dante. Yeah, I'd help you out.

James Hart for White Dante. Everybody loves him when that happens. White Dante, proven playoff performer. Sounds like two dudes trading weed. I'll give you some big rag goofs and white Dante. The beard, I'll give you some beard for white Dante. David, time for your fourth and your final picks. Ricky, I wanna be in the show, Lucille Ball.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. I can't believe it took this long. She wasn't even on my list, I'm stupid. Did I ever tell you I performed in her hometown? I did the, they used to have that Lucille Ball Comedy Festival up there. I remember that. I do remember that, yeah. And I was in her hometown. I did the they used to have that Lucille Ball comedy festival Yeah, I was in a taxi up there and I was telling the taxi driver that I was He was like I was like, oh, yeah, I'm here for the Lucille Balls and he's saying all this stuff

He's like, you know the funny thing about Lucille Ball. She hated this town Nothing wrong with it, you know. We don't claim her. You live a full life here. I hate her, I like her now. I guess they like her, but I guess she hated it. Like she was never found. Where is it, sorry if I missed it.

Where's your hometown? Jamestown, New York, upstate. Okay, all right. That's awesome. But yeah, I don't know, Hollywood mogul, you know. You gotta love her. Of course. Yeah, one of the greatest to ever do it.

Yeah. Absolutely. And then my last pick, I wanted to take an athlete. Can I take Blake Griffin? I think so. He was on my list, he's red, he's red, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'd say he's red. Yeah, he's red. That's a good pick. It's pretty red. Isaac, why only in's red, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'd say he's red. Yeah, it's red. It's a good pick It's pretty red. Why only in the chat? Isaac, come back on

Wait, what did you say in the chat? Sharpening a blade. I just typed in yes Okay, Blake Griffin, Clippers legend. Clippers great. Road to redemption. Yeah, he's red I think of him more as a piston. Why is it a question? I thought he just fully had red hair I think of him more as a piston. Why is it a question? I thought he just fully had red hair. Also funny athlete. Very, very funny. Yeah, he's funny.

Very funny. Very funny athlete. Yeah. I think he should have leaned into that a little more. I have notes about his career that, you know, I, he had momentum there. He was on Broad City. He was doing standup.

And then he was just like, bye. I saw him do standup. I saw him do standup in Montreal, and it didn't even suck. Yeah, I think he did. So Blake Griffin went to Montreal, and I've been doing stand up over 20 years. Yeah. And I have not performed at Montreal,

even on the Unwrapped New Faces Showcase. You know what's funny? Blake also took Taylor. Taylor was there too. His brother Taylor. Oh, he brought Taylor. Taylor Clark? Oh yeah, Taylor's funny.

Taylor Griffin. Taylor Griffin has done Montreal and I haven't done Montreal. It's interesting Montreal if you're listening. You just gotta play for Oklahoma. I've been to Blake Griffin's house because I was riding on a thing and he has a huge picture of Wayman Tisdale

in his trophy room, it's awesome. Because they're both Oklahoma boys. So he's sick. Yeah, he's awesome. Cause they're both Oklahoma boys. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah. Blake is really, really cool. I was thinking of Rod Tisdale from, from Jerry McQuire for a second. I was like, that's pretty god damn funny.

That would be so funny. That would be pretty rad. I'm like, damn, it should have gone to Montreal. You're right. He's genuinely like incredibly nice and funny too. He seems like it. Really remember, like remember, there was no reason for him to remember me

other than we'd worked together like a couple times, which is the case with a lot of people who don't remember me. And he'll like go out of his way to like say hi if I see him and stuff. It's very, he's very nice. Cause he's just standing there staring at him. Cause I'm going, Blake! Blake, Jordan commercial, Blake, Jordan commercial.

Here, Carmel, you know me. Standing on a bridge on the 405. Deadlock traffic. Blake, late late show, Blake. Was that Las Jogas? Yeah. The Jordan Farmer thing? He just came up to me. I didn't say shit to him.

That was Las Jagas, right? Oh no, I yelled at Memphis Bleak, nevermind. You yelled Bleak, but Jordan Farmer came up to you. And just like he knew me. I still think he thought I was somebody other than who I am. I'm sure he had some version of who you were. Who cares? Yeah, dude, still pretty sick.

Blake Griffin, good pick. Ashton, your final pick. some version of who you were. Who cares? Yeah, dude, it's still pretty sick. Blake Griffin, good pick. Ashton, your final pick. I'm going Reba, final pick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of speaks first. Honestly, Reba's show is kind of funny, and I wish more people watched it. Oh, really?

A single mom who works two jobs? If it was on later at night, I can't... I'm a survivor. Shows during the daytime, like those like half hour. No, she has a sitcom now, bro. Oh, she has another show. No, I meant the original one. I can't speak for the new one.

Oh, okay, okay. I didn't know she had a new one. Good point. I forgot. With like the same lady, I think, or something. Same deal. And it looks like they're just running back the formula. It looks like it's also funny.

Oh, it's still a single mom who works two jobs. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I also funny. Oh, it's still a single mom who works two jobs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I haven't interacted with a ton of Reva McIntyre content, but she's so famously a redhead that I still like, you know, I'm still like, had her on my list where I'm like, I don't know,

she's just such a prototypical redhead. Yeah. Yeah. So true. No, she does the job. Sean Jordan, your final pick. I have to go with the light of my life, Laura Sams Jordan. I have to pick my- I was wondering.

Yes, yes, obviously. Nice, nice. Natural redhead. I tell her at least once a week, I'm like, I can't believe I got a redhead. This is crazy. I just- That's so funny. That's strange, that's weird.

That's the least strange thing I tell her. She's like, you know what the Giver's about? It's nuts. You have to listen to the Giver real quick. No, yeah, she's amazing. Changed my life. I would be nowhere without her. She runs the show and I love her so much

and I'm just so happy. She's the greatest. She's so cool. I really like your wife. It'd be a bummer if you were like, yeah, all right, that's one way to look at her. She wasn't on my list. Surprise he didn't take her.

You know, he picked, what'd you pick? Having a kid for an excuse? Yeah, I took, yeah. Way before. I cut your legs out. Way before you had a kid. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. You had just had a kid.

That was funny. I was gonna pick it second, I think. Anyway. Should've gone first. Should've gone earlier. My final pick, I think. Anyway. Should've gone first. Should've gone earlier. My final pick, I'm torn here. Wait, hold on, have you used that yet, Ian, though? That I have a kid?

Yeah. Only for, only like, I've not used it when I didn't need it. Well, here's the thing. You do, it is, I've never lied about it. I've never lied about it. If I go do a show and I'm like, I gotta go early because I need to get back. I do need to get back.

I don't, nothing's gonna happen if I don't, but I need to get back. It's just proper. You got the kid, you wanna help. I had to cancel a standup show the other night because Arthur was sick and Dana was sick. Yeah. And I was just like, I can't leave her with him.

I have said, I've definitely done like, well, Maxine's reached her limit when maybe she hasn't quite reached her limit yet. She's drunk, man, I gotta get out of here. She can only have a couple siders at this point. She's wasted, we gotta go home. We're getting there, trying to train her up. Yeah.

She's trying to put a quarter into the jukebox. It's a credit card one, she's shoving it in there, so we gotta get her out of here. I haven't told her, but there's only $200 in her bank account, she's trying to pull out more. And I just keep it that way so she can't at night. I'm gonna go to the Roost when we're in LA, anyway. All right, yeah, let's do it, we can walk to it.

My final pick, I'm taking the biggest redhead of my childhood by far, and this is a specific era, I'm taking Ariel the Littlehead of my childhood by far. And this is a specific era. I'm taking Ariel the Little Mermaid. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. Defined it for me.

That was what like, I mean, obviously, men of a certain age, people of a certain age, right in that Disney, like Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Sweet Spot. As far as like- Was she like the one for? Yeah, for me she was like the formative crush. Nice.

Yeah. Your formative animated crush, huh? Oh, it's not, it is, no, nevermind. Jasmine for your boy, not even a, I mean, far away Jasmine. You're a Jasmine guy. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jasmine guy.

No love for Belle? I married a Belle. Asmerelda guy. Oh, Asmerelda, you're a little bitine. No love for Belle? I married a Belle. Esmeralda guy. Oh, Esmeralda, you're a little bit younger. I'm a steps of Notre Dame. We've been watching Little Mermaid like crazy. It's one of Max's tops right now. It's phenomenal.

Yeah. Howard Ashman, the guy who was like the Disney, wrote all the songs for all those Disney movies then, was like fucking one of the great American artists. I could pull Dan in again to talk about him. I know, that's the one with the the like subliminal messaging, right? The like conservatives are like, there's a penis in it or something. There's a penis on the cover for days.

Oh, wasn't there a dick on the cover? For days. Yeah, of the King Triton's castle. For real? Oh yeah. Yeah. And then they thinkin' Yeah. Yeah, I think somebody actually snuck it in too. Sure. Dude, of course they did. They're just people. Of course they did.

No, they were perverts. It is much better Dude, of course they did. They're just people. Of course they did. They were perverts. It is much better down where it's wetter. They're just people. That's why it's Hata under the water. Wow, I got it. I've never looked. There's also Lion King.

That song is dope though. The sex thing. It's so good. Each little snail now knows how to wail now? Yeah. Each little snail knows how to wail now. It is my Hata under the water. I'm saying they're just, if my buddy Shane snuck a dick Does he know how to snail now? Knows how to whale now? Yeah. He's a little snail, he'll know how to whale now. He knows my name, I know that one. I'm saying they're just,

if my buddy Shane snuck a dick into the Lincoln High School paper, then yeah, there's people that are doing that in bigger scales. I don't think that does scale. It's the same thing. I don't think that does scale in the same way. More it's, maybe you work at the same thing,

but it's more of a bidding process. Are you looking at it Ashton? What do you think? what's the rating? Yeah, no, that's a penis. It's straight up. Which one is the one where they say teenagers take off your clothes? Isn't that one of them?

Little Mermaid's, that's Aladdin. Little Mermaid is the one where the dude's got a boner, right, he stands up and the priest has a boner. The priest has a boner. Yeah, that's right. It's his knee they say. Oh God, I almost just Googled. Yeah, right. Priest boner?

That's pretty hard. That's pretty hard to repeat. Lesley's got a door knocker down there. They just gave him a huge dick. Are you looking it up, Sean? No, my computer's freaking out. Let me look it up. From all the other active porn playing right now.

Is this real? Yeah, hold on. What did you Google to find it? Disney boner? Little mermaid priest. Little mermaid boner is what I'm typing in. This is jarring. This can't be real. They say it's his knee.

Yeah, they say a lot of stuff. They say. So they say. That ain't his knee. Yeah, they say I only hear what I want to. They say. That is what I want to. They say. Ooh, that guy.

I think maybe not a Chaperone guy, but at least a lobe guy. No, that's a boner. Yeah, there's a. Why would that be his knee? He's got a bait and tackle in there. His knee's like an inch above his foot. Well, also his dick's an inch above his foot, I guess. Maybe like something about animating back then

was harder to draw straight lines, you know? I don't know. I can't draw on. Innocence. That's our final pick. Isaac, do you have a pick in the redhead draft? Yeah, I'm gonna go with a legendary footballer. I have his jersey.

Kevin De Bruyne of Manchester City. Of course. The Belgian legend. De Bruy Belgian legend. Oh footballer. Yeah I was like Andy Dalton's incoming Andy Dalton Well I could have taken a fucking um Carson Wentz, but you know that's not really my vibe here Yeah, Kevin de Bruyne one of the greatest midfielders of all time one of the greatest Premier League players of all time Sure. To recap the picks David league players of all time. Sure.

To recap the picks, David, you went first. You took Susan Sarandon, Miss Frizzle, Alan Tudyk, Lucio Ball, and Blake Griffin. Ashton, you went second. You took Conan O'Brien, the twins from the parent trap, Mary Queen of Scots, Dante, Dave Vincenzo, the white Dante, AKA the big ragu, and Reva McIntyre. Sean, you went third, you took Julia Roberts,

Chappell Rhone, Kyle Broflowski, April O'Neal, and Laura Sams, Jordan. I went last and I took Bill Walton, David Bowie, Willie Nelson, Julie Ann Moore, and Ariel the Little Mermaid. We left some great picks. We could do another one. Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Clifford, Ronald McDonald. Oh, Clifford. Vincent McDonald. Oh, Clifford. Vincent van Gogh, Bonnie Rae. Jolene, Jolene, man. Oh, Jolene, from the song. I assumed someone was doing Jessica Rabbit, so I didn't touch it. She was on the list.

I feel weird if I picked Jessica Rabbit. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Nicole Kidman. You're into it? She knows she's hot. Nicole Kidman. Axl Rose.

Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain for days. Axel Rose. Axel Rose. He's redheaded. Yeah. Oh, I'd have picked him. I didn't know that. Queen Elizabeth, there were other Brits.

Queen Elizabeth I, Henry VIII. Redheads. Henry VIII. Yeah. I had, on my sometimes list, I had Little Kim and Rihanna. Cause they're sometimes. Sometimes. Yeah.

Emma Stone dies at red, but she has played so manyanna because there's some time. Yeah. Yeah, Emma stone dies it red But she has played so many roles where it's redhead. I feel like I just don't counts Van Gogh Van Gogh Here a redhead She isn't home alone for sure. I think she is. Yeah, okay, Molly Ringwald I found Alexander Hamilton and George Washington also redheads Jefferson we don't talk about him. What?

All of our founding fathers are redheads? There you have them, yeah. Whoa, do people know that? That needs to be known. Yeah. Now they do. Now they do. That's really interesting.

Robin Hood. I don't know what it means. The animated Robin Hood fox. Oh, yeah. Pennywise, dude. Oh, yeah. Well, hey, we want to hear yours. Robin Hood Fox. Oh yeah, Pennywise dude. Oh yeah. Well hey, we wanna hear yours.

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