All Fantasy Everything - Sean & David's Missed Drafts Vol 2 (Video Games, Replace a Movie Role with Nicolas Cage)

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

A captainless ship still needs to brave the high seas.  We still wanted to release something so Sean joins David to draft their favorite missed drafts. David drafts his own movie roles to replace with Nic Cage, and Sean drafts his top 5 video games.    Seattle! June 2nd & 3rd Sean and Ian will be doing stand-up in your city! Get tickets at thecrocodile.com   Support the show! Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for ad-free episodes, mailbags, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.   Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media: Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan David Gborie IG: @Coolguyjokes87 Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.Mel Show Email: [e-mail] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Mel this week, who is away on business in a country that rhymes with broblivia. On today's special episode, we are revisiting old fantasy drafts that we wish we were a part of. We've done it before. We're going to do it again. I will be drafting my picks from the video games draft. David will be selecting his picks for the replace a movie role with Nicolas Cage draft. So without any further ado ado hit that theme music welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy goddamn everything oh okay yeah dude the podcast that just got married and it's done here today done dating dude i'm thrilled about it yeah yeah dad stepped out he had to go to shmush livia for a while i don't know exactly he had to

go have drinks with olivia i didn't uh i didn't get to go on a honeymoon because ian said he wanted to go to grobliva for a different kind of honeymoon. So I don't know if he's harvesting, growing, smuggling, sneak. I don't know what's going on, but he's there and he will return next week. And I can only hope that we do half the job that he normally does. How's that? Pretty good. That's good. I like like it i feel like i wouldn't say you do half the job you just give a different flavor to it a different energy it's different sometimes you want green olives on the pizza i'm not mad at you oh you don't like olives on your pizza do you don't tell me that i like good food so yeah oh yuck yuck man adam shout out adam but he ripped me up in his toast he there was a lot of rhythm there

was a lot of rip-ups you're getting a little quick overview of the wedding since uh i'm sure listeners want to hear wedding was fantastic we'll talk more about it when when he ends here obviously but yeah let's not get too too into it yeah ian ian did an amazing job uh amazing amazing job officiating i don't think i will see a better wedding officiator than him he was like the best person for the job also your mom killed it laura killed it we pretty much all held it together laura torched me with the vows torch she yeah can i say the one line that was really beautiful? Yeah. She was just talking about how much she loves Sean and how much his gratitude spills out over him. And it's not an act. He's just truly grateful for all these things in life.

And the main one, she was like, yeah, he's just so grateful for even the smallest things. Like, whoa, this mall has an outdoor escalator dope and then she said and then she says seahorses are real dope and that was man that was a good that was a good ass burn she told me those are all things i said i remember the seahorses one but i don't remember saying i mean of course i sounds dope both those things because the other one was a free free bag of hot hot fritos or something with it's like oh dope all those things are dope um but we all everyone everyone held it together ian didn't really cry uh and then adam got up ripped me up when he was doing the toast not too bad though it was pretty sweet it was amazing i love him he was choking you you were i saw you do go a few times to like the focus face to not cry like a few times i saw you like put it out like where

you were just like de-boated out and there's pictures of me talking to laura where i got my hand i'm talking to her like barack obama or something like i just i'm pointing and because you were like i i mean it i want you to know yeah you really held it in you were strong you helped like you held it in way longer than any of us expected you yeah we were all betting five minutes in yeah i only did it because i wanted people to hear what i had to say about her and it was very important to me that they heard what I had to say and not have to, you know, I'm not nothing wrong if you're blubbering, crying. But I'm just I wanted people to know that I was serious and I love her and I'm, you know, it was exciting. And then, yeah, I lost it when I dance with my mom. That was the.

Yeah, I think everybody lost it. Everyone did. That was like that was not a drive. That's when I lost it. Yeah. It's just like it was just so sweet. And that was like that was not a drive that's when i lost it yeah it's just like it was just so sweet and she was like singing the song i don't really want to bring it up because i don't want to cry on the podcast but it was uh she used to sing it to me when i was going to bed when we were shut the fuck up i mean i think about it man you know like coming up single mom i'm just want to make you cry but like she'd she'd like tickle my backle my back when I was having night terrors and stuff and sing me that song.

It's magical. And you know what's funny is I didn't know what song to pick. And then that popped into my head. I was like, why wasn't I thinking about that the whole time? But I only picked that song. You had to tell the listeners what it was. Somewhere Over the Rainbow. And I forget the guy's name. By giant hawaiian man yeah yeah um anyway it was a magical wedding i'm i've never been i've

never felt so special in my whole life i didn't know i could feel that special it was great everybody was dressed great that max looked great fun being an adult with a couple bucks you fucking kyle canane was out here shitting on these hoes oh yeah he goes he goes i got one i did not see that coming man he goes i either got pants and a sweater or this look and it's like i either go kind of or i go all the way to the other side my man had rings with the s also speaking of maxine at dinner i saw her on the ground i took a video of this too and she was basically doing the splits and i'm like oh i see where she got that from yeah i saw that she looks so much i mean she looks like both of you but she does look so much like you it's crazy it's wild i didn't you know maybe i don't you can't see it when it's you but i don't

i look at pictures i see it but i i can't look at her i don't see me so i see it when it's you, but I don't, I look at pictures. I see it, but I, I can't look at her. I don't see me. So I see it. I see it in the room. If it was a looper situation, I'd be like, I don't know who that is. You know, super well-behaved baby too. So cute during the ceremony, hit all her cues. Yeah.

Nailed it. Same with the bubble boys. Oh, the bubble boys were great. Yeah. Oscar and Finn iced it out. It was, I got, I got no complaints, man. There was a little tiny audio hiccup, which added a little charm to the beginning of the ceremony. It was, I got no complaints, man. There was a little tiny audio hiccup, which added a little charm to the beginning of the ceremony.

That was cute, though. It was kind of cute. Ian ran it back. Yeah, man. I'll tell you, it was nice that it was, that's when you want someone like him up there. Because some people, like some people would get flustered and they wouldn't know what to do.

But Ian's just like, let's do the whole thing. You know, it was top notch, man. Top notch. Also, the older I get, the more you realize and appreciate nobody got like tossed yeah well that's how it was at sophie and mel's wedding in denver too where it was like people were partying but nobody got like yeah drunk like it's like he was barfing and saying crazy stuff yeah for the reception and for the wedding don't get taught like get your buzz on have some fun i was making a lot of butt jokes with kyle but like nobody was like that it was

nice it was just nice nobody was like and then you take it to a to another location if you want to get then you take it to the pool at the best western were they ready for it where i do my best work were they ready for it were they feeling it they did the best western the guy taylor really didn't seem to mind because we were pretty openly drinking in there and he didn't say anything i'm it's still like a cowboy town sandy is so uh i bet they get that i heard uh mike was dumping drinks and what he thought was like a receptacle like a bin but turns out he was like they use towel bin and he had just been dumping drinks in what he thought was like a receptacle, like a bin, but turns out he was like the used towel bin and he had just been dumping drinks

in there like the entire night. You know, I bet you there was full of used towels and he just didn't. Man, that guy. That's so funny. Only one person can wear a bandana to a wedding and look good and his name is Mike Malloy. A bandana, a fanny pack, and

sneakers. I don't know if he was dressed casual or nice. He had more casual accessories than he had nice accessories. But he still looked nice. He looked. He did. It was insane. Everybody was an animal, though. We definitely were filling up pocket flasks in the car before.

Dude, my Stacey Adams. What about those Stacey Adams? Oh, my God. Those god those are gorgeous you're gonna have to get those out again you can't just let that die with the wedding yeah i think those are gonna make i think those are coming to ian's wedding it's oh are you kidding it's gonna have to it's gonna have to yeah man i was i went to the dry cleaner i've never been to a dry cleaner in my life took the suit in day after the wedding like, keeping this clean. Wait, okay, because I have to go to the dry cleaner as well to clean my dress. Your dress, by the way, everybody

told me, you weren't there for any of this, but everybody last night, Laura's whole family, they're just like, Marissa's dress was on point. Also, pockets? Come on, get out of here. Yeah, I had pockets too. I could not be more pleased because I heard that this would take place on a campground. I figured it'd be muddy. So I brought my Doc Martens and I'm like worried that like, I guess, you know, they're not dress shoes, but it's probably good for the campgrounds.

And I could not be more happier with my choice because, yeah, it was muddy. And it was nice to have the confidence of like, I don't have to worry about getting these shoes dirty because like this is what they're designed for. I had like it gave me such a confidence in my step where i'm just like walking through mud walking through puddles it was all good um someone described me as because i had this like pink like poofy dress on and then black doc martens and i think he was uh mike's fiancee liz who said i look like sally from greece at the start and the end of the movie where she's like half prep half punk girl or sandy from greece at the start and the end of the movie where she's like half prep half punk girl or talk about olivia newton john yeah and i'm like oh that's the nicest compliment ever um but it was

so oh the campground was so beautiful it was so nice like at the end of the night i was just like roaming alone like the forest at night i felt like a little princess walking through an enchanted forest it's nice when you got the whole campground to yourself because you don't have to worry about shit you know it's like yeah everybody there was cool and also i was on mushrooms a little bit and so everything was just slightly more magical i had a few people come up and touch my back in the way where i'm like you're on some drugs aren't you like a few people with that real soft caress on my back yeah you know what do

you do of course no it really didn't seem bad though no no it didn't it seemed every because everyone was like 40 i mean this ain't it's not a 25 year old wedding in brandon south dakota this is a bunch of 40 year olds you know um yeah it was and the weather the last thing i'll say the weather had been dumping rain for weeks and then on the i swear to god on the way there it was pouring and two hours before the ceremony that seriously the clouds went away they they didn't they were gone all day yeah it smelled so good it smelled great out i was shocked zach got to play soccer it sounds hokey but those are the those are the things that make me believe in something like a like a god or something because i'm like this is just too lucky for this to i don't know it just seems

like somebody stepped in and like all right let's get the clouds out of there for a few hours yeah let it happen let it happen yeah oh right so back to the dry cleaner so yeah i have to get my dress dry clean and i've never been to the dry cleaners before could you walk me through what that's like i just go in and give it is i'll tell you what it's like business they're like are these business or pleasure stains and you wink and then you give them a thing and they tell you want to pick it up they were he just ripped my suit out of the thing i brought it in all nice on the hanger and he just crumpled it up and threw it and i'm like well do you have to show them like the stains or like they they know what to do how do they clean it if there's a stain or whatever you tell them but mine was just like you know i go this is funny i was like it's muddier on the bottom so is the

dress and he goes always muddy on the bottom i was like all right dog i got it also people get their dresses dirty yeah he was pretty he was pretty uh business about it he goes bottoms always dirty like all right all right and how long does it take to clean usually three day i gotta pick it up in two days so three days probably okay cool also i don't know if you guys played my song i think we did what was it zoom by little boosie i tried i put this the playlist was 70 songs so i tried no i'm kidding i'm kidding right dude well you know i like little boosie like i know i know how much i had had to narrow it down for the songs that I wanted. I celebrate the man's entire catalog. You know how it goes.

Now, we're not just gathered here to talk about dry cleaning and how dope Marissa's dress was and how I didn't cry when all my friends thought I would cry. I mean, you did cry. I did cry. It's not like you didn't cry. There was one pretty hard voice crack in there where i was very serious and i just had to gloss over it i felt like adam was the one who got you big time too yeah yeah adam's a man uh but we are gathered here to fantasy draft a couple old drafts we're going to revisit them that we were not on uh i was looking back man there's it's fun to go look

back at all these old ones i you know i never just go back and look but i'm gonna draft uh from the video games draft that kumail and funch were on back in the day and then david is going to what that's like early that's like the sixth or seventh it was episode 10 and it was released november 17th 2017 yeah Yeah. Were you with us then, Marissa? No, this is BM before Marissa. Didn't we have a guy, his name was like Jake or something? Sometimes.

I don't know. I can't remember. I feel like there was a Danny in there. There might've been a Danny. There was a dude. David wasn't actually on the Replace a Movie role with Nicolas Cage draft. So David's going to do that.

Now the picks for those that have already been chosen for the video game one, On the replace a movie role with Nicolas Cage draft. So David's going to do that. Now the picks for those that have already been chosen for the video game one. I went today and I really they only took a couple that I was going to take. But Ian picked Zelda, the Ocarina of Time. Great pick. Golden I 007. Tony Hawk Pro Skater, NBA 2K17 and Rock Band. Honestly, very, very solid picks. Those are those are like oh the rock band pick is something

i wouldn't have thought of but iconic pick pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up absolutely punches uh super mario 3 nba jam tournament edition red dragon red dead redemption uncharted 2 and ninja gaiden uh kumail street fighter 2 which that really that was obviously what i was gonna pick yeah grand theft auto vice city Evil Skyrim, and Mass Effect 2. And then the movie rolls with Nicolas Cage. I forgot about these. Oh, and then, wait, sorry. Fun fact, based off the Twitter poll, listeners voted that Camille won that draft.

He did. And just to check, was that buff Camille or pre? Way pre-buff. Pre-buff. Pre-buff. Pre-buff Camille? This is 2017. Way pre-buffed. Oh. Yeah, this is 2017 way pre-buffed oh yeah this is nerdy you know comedian command

his jaw got muscles yeah we got so silly because i was uh i was trying to be serious and then harper immediately made it funny so it ended up being a lot different than i thought but i went first and i went silly too i mean you'll hear well good i picked uh ellis from die hard as nicholas cage and then i picked him as the tornado in twister and then uh honey bunny in pulp fiction randy quaid character in independence day and then beetlejuice in beetlejuice and then harper picked nicholas cage as the t-rex in jurassic park kevin from home alone 2ft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. And Roger Rabbit in Who Pramed Roger Rabbit.

Sharpie went third. He picked Kevin Spacey's character from American Beauty. The Baby from Baby's Day Out. William Foster in Falling Down, which would be amazing, by the way. Kathy Bates in Misery. That was my first pick. Really? Like the first thing that popped into my head was that.

He picked Jim Carrey's guy in Liar Liar. And then Ian went last. my first pick really like the first thing that popped into my head and then he picked uh jim carrey's guy in liar liar and then ian went last he picked john travolta in face off uh so it would have been nicholas cage and nicholas cage he picked the octopus uh in my octopus teacher sean bean in golden eye uh michael cain in the muppet christmas carol and drexel spivey in true romance which that would also be good too if if it wasn't Gary Oldman, if it was Nick Cage. Yeah. Gary Oldman did amazing. So, yeah, so those are the previous picks.

And David and I are going to go through and just, you know, we didn't want you to go unepisoded this week. So we're just going to give you our choices. Sorry, I pulled up the Kumail Buff picture just because we were talking about it jesus christ well you saw the pictures he did where he like he made himself wolverine he made himself john mclean like all the it looks like he has extra abs like other abs that we don't have oh yeah he looks amazing that's shocking his arms look like a dick yeah oh they're so veiny you talking about the veins yeah vascular is that the vascular yeah um so we don't you know we can play rock paper scissors but we're doing completely i don't think it matters that much i don't think it matters that much

uh you want to go first you want me to go first marissa come on baby who's going first me or david hmm um i like video games so i want to hear the video games draft first. So, Sean? Now, normally it's a serpentine draft, but there's not... Technically, there is a way to do a serpentine draft with two people, but it's just... It doesn't really... The snake doesn't really slither too much when it's a two-person, so we can still do it that way. but it really is just like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom so it's like that it's really it's a real toned down version of a serpentine draft um so yeah we will uh i'm excited for the draft and we will get to our first picks get it shortly after this commercial break get it this episode of All Fantasy Everything

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everybody oh man i don't i don't like that i i wish you had done what do you want me to do all right i was so i was so hyped up i felt so big and we're back everybody we're back we're here we're back we're about to make the picks. With the first pick of the video game slash movie roles you would replace with Nicolas Cage draft is me, Mr. Mr. Sean Jordan. I'm a Mr.

now. And I'm going to pick my favorite video game of all time. You were always a Mr. I used to be Mr. Sean. Yeah, don't shit on my face on my day he was a ms you mean my taekwondo jacket with a giant open mouth tiger on the back that said mr sean and cursive on the front left breast and you wonder why i got picked on from time to time that's a cool jacket though and i say that as a guy who wanted to bully you

hey uh hey dork why does it say Mr. Sean on your tiger jacket? Eat this dog poop. Best video game of all time, Dr. Mario. It has to go first. That's what I would have picked no matter what. It's my favorite video game. And I get to tell this fun little story about Dr. Mario. So in the King of Kong, you watch King of Kong.

They show like Twin Galaxies website. So years ago, I looked up the world record for dr mario and i sat one night in my house and i beat it i just didn't film it but i beat the world record she lives in germany she's a model she goes she goes to a different high school there's no way you'd ever cross paths i beat i beat the world record just no one happened to see dude my dad lets me drive he's got like 10 cars he lets me drive them all the time he just lives in dubuque so you're never gonna see it i've had sex before yeah dude it's yeah you know it's sexist because i've had it yeah she gave me a tug job it's just it was like at at the other the away game so there's no way you guys would have known i think of a tug job

as an away game in general marissa's face just got real bummed out marissa's not dark on this episode so i got to see her face when i said tug job and uh i don't like hearing tug job i don't like that word didn't like it one bit um so i emailed the guy and i asked what you have to do to get the record and he said at the time you had to record it on vhs with no more than like a minute break here and there and it took me like five and a half hours to beat it. So I never recorded it. But at one point, I did beat the world record. I just, it's not documented because she lives in Germany.

So yeah. Have you ever played Dr. Mario, David? No, but there's a thing we say on the internet, picks or it didn't happen. Oh, you know. I mean, I could say a lot of things. I can say all kinds of shit we used to play that two truths in a or what is it two truths like an icebreaker at work like when

you work at a call center that's like day one um and my two truths and a lie i i've done this like four or five times but they were always like i would say at one point i held the world record for dr mario i'm a black belt in taekwondo and i'm a blood relative of joe montana which one is the joe montana thing joe montana is the lie but nobody ever picked that because it when you say blood relative it makes people think like okay maybe he's like a cousin of a cousin of a cousin of a cousin of joe montana right and also joe montana is like just the cusp of maybe too famous to be related to and not talk about you know you see you're too nice to i don't want anybody at work to talk to me i would be like well you have to do it it's i currently

live in a halfway house i've been sober 23 hours off a crystal meth and i'm dry i drove a stolen vehicle here yeah i have a knife i have a gun i'm suicidal that would be so tight i want to die i have a knife i have a gun save me which one of those is a lie because if you don't want a guy but if you don't want to die but you have a knife and a gun then you're a bummer and if you do want to die and you have one or the other then it's also a bummer all of those things if i heard would make me want to go back to work oh man i used to get so when they'd make us play these games i'm like hey hey hey we're here for a paycheck start teaching me the system i don't want to be friends with any of these people that's teaching me how to run cafe or whatever at the system i was talking

to somebody about that the other day i never was friends with anybody at work before you got to do i mean you know i would i wouldn't like you know but yeah people they'd always invite me to tail gators or it was either that or gators, but it's this bar in Tigard. And I'm like, I'm never going to gators with you after work on a Friday. I'm never going to do that. It's never going to happen. I've always had my own friends, dude. I, at HSBC in back in Sioux Falls, we had a, we used to kick it constantly.

Cause that's like where I met my boy Kirschman, who I'm still friends with. And like every Thursday we'd go to his house and have a house party after our work week. It was like waiting kind of, remember that movie where they'd get off and go have the parties at like the one house every shift. Yeah. We would always do that at Kirschman's house. He had a tiny little pool table, like a real tiny one, but you could still stand up and play pool on it. And I remember those non-regulation pool tables. Yeah. That you could fit in like a rented basement with a washer and dryer and like 50 people and boy did we do some jaeger bombs you want to talk about when did i do jaeger bombs i mean christmas parties also within the last six months uh so yeah dr mario is my first pick david time for your first pick in the movie roles to be

replaced with nicholas kate shaft uh i want him to play jackie chan in rush hour there's no bad answer wouldn't that be crazy that would be great it would be great and he's still opposite christopher tucker right yeah and they still have the don't ever touch a black man's radio thing it's just way different but he's saying it all in the nicholas cage good god you all don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth and he's like everybody understands his words everybody knows what i'm saying except for you chris and then he would be doing a bunch of karate i haven't seen rush hour in a long time can you do yourself a favor brother what is what happens in rush hour so you remind me so the little girl the daughter of the consulate gets kidnapped and detective lee comes over to

help with the investigation but the fbi doesn't want him so they chart they they make uh chris tucker they like bump him up to the fbi and they're like you have to babysit lee while we solve the case and then tucker and lee solve the case right and so they don't have a lot of faith in lee why because he's just chinese they're like just they're just like get out of here this is an fbi thing we don't even want to deal with you because like because he's an amazing detective and amazing everything right and the consulate was like i'll call my best man from hong kong and they're like sure and then he's you know it's great tight yeah also yeah like take a stab at it what year did rush hour come out or did you look already i didn't look i'd say 90 How deep is your love? That song came out when I was in six.

I'd say 99. 99. Yeah, that sounds sounds about right. I'm going to try to look it up. My Internet's going terrible. But yeah, did you like it right away? Fuck yeah, dude. That was one of those songs that was that was one of those things.

That was one of those movies where the soundtrack was like pushed almost harder than the movie because if you recall that song can i get a the first appearance of one young jaw rule yeah was on the rush hour soundtrack was drew hill on there too or like how do you piss your love for me and he's like speaking spanish hey mommy you know that i like when you call me puppy that song because that was almost my introduction to jay-z was that almost because oh really i was i didn't know about jay-z like back in the day i didn't i he needed to get like i didn't like big you know what you want to you know this i still don't like that song no i don't know what you're talking about i don't isn't that

weird it just never worked for me and i like jay-z now i didn't used to but not even pimpsy well pimps he's always amazing in that song i just don't love the beat of big pimping i don't know why it just i guess i get it i like timberland a lot it's a little too busy for me i mean that i love timberland but it's just that one specific song is just, there's too much going on. And I don't know. I just, you know,

Pimp C refused to go to the Dominican Republic to film the video. That's why he's just like at a house in Texas. Pimp C really, really did not want to do the song. I know. I know. Didn't there's, there's like a YouTube video somewhere shit there's also a youtube

i thought i meant to text you this last night i'm sorry we're doing this in real life there's a documentary on hulu about the intersection of the 80s and 90s and skateboarding and hip-hop yeah all the streets are silent yeah have you already watched it i watched it the day so yeah and thank you for thinking of me but i rented it the day it came out because it's like i pretty much was like oh shit sean this is like i watched it like 11 last night it's pretty much kids but a documentary is what it is yeah yeah yeah it's just kids without the hiv and and it's a documentary but it's all about all about like the that i forget the radio station.

If you, yes, if you're into hip hop at all, at all, watch that documentary because everybody likes skateboarding. Say what you want, but skateboarding is just cool. It just is. Everybody likes it. We can stop that right there. So yes, definitely watch that. I never knew New York was cool. I only knew it as like some shit like you could buy a zoo york hoodie at target and some dude who would sell you like mid-level weed was wearing it you know what i mean zoo york for so they started off real low-key like obviously like a like all those new york streetwear brands and they could there was a window where it seemed like zoo york was going to be kind of like supreme before supreme but then something happened and it just didn't work and now zoo york is like it's still it's still fashionable but it's

not anywhere near it is like you get it at like pac sun and shit like that but for a second it looked like they were going to almost go to where supreme did i think um anyway so rush hour nicholas cage the jackie oh i gotta write these down don don't I? Rush Hour, The Nicolas Cage, or the Jackie Chan character would be Nicolas Cage. And your second pick. My second pick, I'm going to the hit movie that I've referenced on this podcast so many times. I think that the movie Blue Chips,

it would be great if Nicolas Cage was Coach Pete Bell. If he took Nick Nolte's spot. Just yelling about basketball, kicking basketballs into the stands, cursing all the time. Absolutely. He could, dude, he would. Because some of these, they seem like jokes. But that, he would be fantastic in. Anything where his eyes get to go deranged, I feel like.

The thing about Nicolas Cage is people, they talk like he's such a joke but he's also a very good actor when he needs to be he can be very serious which movies are you talking about when he needs to be just all just a good actor like i'm um like family man yeah family man the weatherman he's fantastic in the weatherman adaptation he's fantastic in um he can be serious like leaving las vegas leaving las vegas is weird because he's it's funny but it's not funny he's killing himself with alcohol and he's very good at the role but he was crazy serious i've never seen that i've never seen oh man my dad made me dude my dad sat me down and made me watch it when I was a kid. And he was like, he always used to tell me.

But when I was 11, 12, he's like, you're an alcoholic. You can't control it. You have a disease. He would pound that into my head. And he made me watch Leaving Las Vegas. And he was like, this is what you could become if you don't control yourself and da, da, da. It was a really weird move on his part, but after hearing that story on the podcast,

I watched it the next day to see what he was about. Yeah. Pretty dark. When he's just going down like straight arm in the liquor aisle, but he's in such a good mood when he's just pick it's lonely teardrops by, I think Huey Lewis covered it in the movie. But anyway, anyway,

Nicholas Cage is a fantastic a fantastic actor in general, and I feel like people gloss over that too much. That's all I needed to say. What was the movie again? Blue Chips. Oh, yeah, Blue Chips. Coach Pete Bell. Yeah.

When was the last time you saw Blue Chips? Six weeks. I'm rarely ever six weeks away from having just seen blue chips one day i know i've told her before but we uh we just went out son you and i went out we like got wings or something and we stopped by plaid and got some sodas and we sat down and he just looked at me and he goes blue chips i go yeah and then we really didn't even say more than that and he put blue chips on we watched the whole thing and then it was like all right let's go do some stand-up it's a really

good movie yeah it is it is a fantastic movie as far as movies starring athletes it's top top tier um yeah no i'm with you shack does a good job too oh yeah um all right well that was fantastic uh blue chips coach pete bell will be played by nicholas cage and now it is time for my second and third picks as it is as it is you know still a serpentine draft so my second pick um i know that somebody picked tony hawk pro skater and there's not i know there's not really a way well there's not you know but i have to pick tony hawk's pro skater 2 there are some better things about it it's not the original it's not nearly as good as the original but it's just because it wasn't the first but that doesn't make it like not good you know but they added a manual they did they added the manual and blunt slides so you could

do blunts and you could do nose slides and tail slides so it made it so you could you could do tricks because my whole thing with tony hawk i always wanted to do tricks that you would actually do i i did the tricks to get the scores and stuff but it was so much more fun to go to like a kickflip tail slide and then just on a ledge because that also they put a bunch more like school yards in tony hawk pro skater 2 and they also put a public enemy in there that song um was it bring the noise is that it how long can you go that's what i think so like everybody thinks of superman when they think of tony hawk one when i think of tony hawk two i think of bass how low can you go chuck just when i'm skating through versailles and yeah they had like enemy number one yeah it was

just i don't know it was it was a little bit better than the original just because the graphics were better and all that obviously the first is always the best but i couldn't pick it because i want to do honor to the drafting process and it's been taken so uh yeah tony hawk pro skater two that was the one where the demo came out before, you know, that you had the demo disc with that one level. You got it. Yeah. You could do like minute long runs.

Oh yeah. Sick. I played that shit. I haven't played the Tony Hawk games, but one kind of like, I'm not really social bit, but one thing that I like that came out of that game series is just like when a song comes on at a bar and a guy will point out like,

Hey, this is the song was in the soundtrack to Tony Hawk pro skater too. And like guys will just sort of like bond over that fact, like just pointing out songs that were in the soundtrack to that game series. It's very cute. I kind of guys, we all, we all,

that shit, that shit was like a wildfire. Yeah. You know, it's like what the, I was just thinking, I was thinking about skaters. So yesterday all my buddies came over to the crib

just to see the house. And they're all standing in Max's room. And our ceilings are, we have probably eight-foot ceilings. So they're not like low, low, but I can touch my ceiling, you know? And in Max's room, she was sitting on the floor and there were like nine six-foot men in her room. It was just funny looking because I was just like, holy shit, she probably, I don't know, it just looked titans were in her room to her yeah yeah yeah that's crazy

nine dudes wearing all black standing there just looking down on her uh yeah tony hawk man tony hawk pro skater 2 uh and for my third pick uh i'm going to go the the route of a ninja game. I loved this game. I never, the only time I ever beat this game, you know what? I'm switching my pick right now. Oh, shit. I'm picking Altered Beast.

I forgot about Altered Beast until just now. Oh, I don't even know what that is. Altered Beast is, it's a game, it was on Sega, and then they made an arcade version, obviously, but you start off, there's five worlds uh and there's three levels in each world and throughout the levels you you like these two-headed dogs run at you and you punch these dogs and then these power balls come out and if you get three power balls you turn from a man into a beast so there's like the first one you turn into like a werewolf

the second one you're like a flying dragon the third one you're a bear right fourth one you're a tiger and it's like kind of golden axe-esque it's a lot like golden axe yes and yeah it was always my favorite because one thing i could never beat it so it always kept me interested it was very frustrating but it always held my attention because i was like you know you could never do the thing and then I found out that my brother-in-law has it on Sega. I found that out last Christmas. And so I looked up a cheat code and I beat it. I was like, fuck this. It's been 30 years.

I haven't beat this game. So are you are you were you one of those kids who would like get mad and like break the remote and like, yeah. Yes. Yeah. I did that over Tony Hawk a lot. I probably broke four or five uh playstation controllers but yeah what there's a common there was always there was one in every circle there was about six in my circle holes in the wall i mean oh my god was your mom not like pissed

having to replace those controllers like those are expensive it wasn't always because of the game one time it was because i got dumped while i was playing it on the phone and i just flipped out and broke the controller i'm glad you're married too dude i'm so happy to be done i'm done i'm thrilled about it altered beast looks great the cover art goes so hard and just like the pixel art looks really cool oh it's the best dude it is i don't know what it whenever we end up getting to take a vacation vacation, we should have fun to play all these video games sometime. Just bring an old console and get an Airbnb. Like an emulator?

Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, anyway, Altered Beast. I love it. I never actually beat it. I'm going to one of these days, but that is my third pick. Now, David, if you would please bless us with your third and fourth picks for old nicky cage my third pick this is weird but i think he just actually

this isn't even funny i think that he could just do it uh it's a wonderful life oh see that's what i'm saying because that's kind of like family man yeah and i just that's kind of like a family man right and i just could i just imagine him your money's not here it's in ned's house in jake's house no i i just feel like he could do a jimmy stewart yeah i i'm with you man i i think he's absolutely got that in the bag if he needs it and maybe it's like also because they have similar bodies sure and they just might also be they're kind of goofy you know him and jim jimmy stewart was kind of goofy just he had like a rubbery face kind of i think so who knows he had a funny he had a funny voice get you the moon sally uh you got a better jimmy stewart than i thought you did what is

so it's a wonderful life is that the one that's like scrooge or is that miracle on 34th street uh that's the one is zuzu's pedals he finds out what the world would be like if he was never born yeah so kind of like scrooge right is it yeah it's you know it's all that miracle on 34th street a miracle on 34th street is the santa claus movie okay i make a little kid uh it's like george bailey he wants to he wants to be a traveler and he's gonna he's gonna do it he saves up all his money he doesn't go to college he stays and works for his dad and then when he's gonna go to college the stock market market crashes and he has to stay in town and like help everybody and then he gets to the end of his rope runs out of money or whatever and he tries to stay in town and help everybody. And then he gets to the end of his rope, runs out of money or whatever.

And he tries to kill himself. And then an angel saves him from the water. And is like, I'm going to show you what it's like if you'd never been born. And then he goes through the town and sees everybody that he loves. And how bad it would be if he was never around. That could also be a DMX song if you described it to me. I'd be like, I could see it being either one of those. I think it had a heavy influence influence i got a question for you

so if you could do this and now in this scenario this you're it's not revealed to you when you're going to die okay so you don't know that thank god if you could if i knew what i was gonna guy i'd go nuts i would too so if you could though would you watch your funeral so if you were given the option right now but you don't know when you're gonna die so it doesn't reveal that so you this is just like whenever you die this is what your funeral is gonna be like you wouldn't want to see no i kind of wouldn't i want to see this there it's not for me it's not for you don't you want to don't you want to see like how how big of a i don't know impact you had like what people say who shows up no i lived it i think i have a pretty decent scope of things yeah i just know i don't i i also wouldn't want to watch the people i want to watch my loved ones yeah the

people i love actively mourning me i i that would that's kind of that seems like the worst part of you know what i mean especially because it's like you wouldn't tell me when it was but then what if i go to watch it and like oh fuck my mom's there so you know that you outlive your yeah or some shit like that you know what i mean like it just i got fraught with peril you're right that's why you know you definitely i'm not doing it either. Thanks for shedding some light on that. So if you knew you were gonna die, say you had like a week, what crazy stuff would you get into?

I don't even want to say it out loud. I'd be too scared to really do anything, but I would go. Not me. Some people would get murked. Well, that depends if there's a heaven or a hell. I don't... I'm taking them with me. A week's worth of killing could do a lot of good in this world is all i'm saying can i so in this scenario i do not have a daughter i have unlimited resources right sure well you can just go get them what

do you go steal but in this scenario i don't have a daughter or a wife and i would go much crazier if i did if i knew that now i'd just be like i would hold max the whole entire time i also wouldn't because i just feel like going and seeing stuff is like nah if i only have a week it doesn't i already did what i lived my life you know what i mean it's like what does it matter if i didn't see the iphone why i've seen the apple town what does it matter if i didn't see the way to sneak that Why I've seen the Eiffel tower. What does it matter if I didn't see that sneak that in? Oh yeah. What does it matter if I didn't see the lot of the pit? Like,

I just think there's some good that like, you know, like who knows what our next president is going to be? What are so many needs to take him out? Or just not, not even just that, just like, I think I'd go full trying to write some wrongs maybe i would i

suppose i would try to do if i could there was anything i could think of that i knew would have like a lasting good impact somehow maybe i don't know i don't know what that would be but um yeah i don't know i don't know go have a serious talk with some people that I know are bad, ruining lives and some, I don't know. Try to do some good stuff, but I'd probably also just eat a bunch of like shitty food, maybe go skydiving. Who's to say?

Yeah. See what a car accident, like see what a real car accident feels like. Like just go. Wait, what? Unfortunately, that's something, that's something I might do. You weren't ready for that either, right, Marissa?

No, what? I don't know what the fuck that means. I would take take i would do a little road rage experiment i bet and i would actually bump into some cars i think like when you know what i mean when you're just like oh i'd hit that car or i wouldn't let somebody merge and see what happens like that kind of stuff oh man traffic you and ian that shit really fucks with you guys oh i go crazy i don't know why it's a lack of common it's like common courtesy that drives me bananas but yeah i'd go see another thing you said see what a real car accident would feel like that's pretty wild another thing would be maybe just go hang out in high tension areas and try to defeat like airports and just try to catch people being mean to people that work at airports

and just step in every single time wouldn't it be fun just to spend a day being like i'm just gonna step in every time someone starts flipping out yeah be fun just to spend a day being like, I'm just going to step in every time someone starts flipping out? I get to the airport very, very early because I'm usually doing international flights. And there's no better sense of calm than when you're doing fine on time and you're early and you're good, but everyone around you is running late for their flights and they're just waiting for an airport attendant to be like, are you on this flight all right come come through the line with me like i'm bringing you out and everyone's just like praying that like they get

to be dragged out of the line but they're not everyone's like flipping out and so angry and just standing in line feeling like zen that i'm okay is like truly a very great sense of peace that i felt would recommend just get get to the airport early don't be stressed i can't relate because i have clear so i smoke that shit to the filter i usually show up like 15 minutes before boarding that's nuts clear i'm not on international oh yeah but on i fly i don't want to be in an airport any more than i have to be anymore i i go early all the time i like airports i just hate flying me too yeah but that's because you get all drunk uh yeah david

and i have suit money what else am i gonna do it's fun man uh anyway no i don't like being on the plane drunk no i don't love i don't like i don't like landing i don't like getting off of a plane feeling buzzed i love it all i do not like that feeling at all man i love it i'm walking i'm i'm like skipping when i get off the like really planes or something i'm just like i'm so pumped because you're about to see all your homies it's tough it took me a while to learn it too because i was also i was always so broke that like you know buying alcohol on a plane was insane let alone enough to get drunk and then i

did it a few and then i did it a few times and i was like i don't i don't like this at all i don't know that man it's like a little captive move i don't it's fun you can't it's dope well we differ but um i'm sure i'll see you have a couple drinks on a plane one of these days i i don't think you probably have seen it since we went to austin together well well i didn't see that i saw you get off the plane where do we go where do we go when you were looking at porn in the cab chicago chicago when you told me the wrong airport i like i always leave that out i'm sorry about that that was bad wait what happened because you went to midway right and we went to o'hare yeah i gave sean the wrong airport like a fucking idiot oh no did

you miss the look at porn no no this is when we landed i just i booked a flight he landed at a different airport than we so i was bored looking at porn in the car that's that's why that happened so um what a ridiculous tour takes you weird places i get it your head i've been on the road i've only been home for like three days in the past two weeks, and I'm like all wonky. Yeah, man. Hit us with number four. What do you got? Number four, Child's Play.

You know what I mean? And he's Chucky. Oh, he's going to be Chucky. Absolutely. So it's a little Chucky doll with red hair but a Nick Cage face, or does he have Nick Cage hair? No, it's Nick Cage body in like a wig. But everything's the same.

Could it be a man doll? Like a man-sized doll? No. It's just Nick Cage dressed up like Chucky. He's still all moving all weird and all like animatronic. Do they sell man-sized dolls that aren't made for sex? What do you mean a man-sized dolls that aren't made for sex they're like like an adult-sized doll you know how there's like chucky dolls i don't know practicing cpr

it's i don't know is there anyone that just like wants an adult-sized doll for anything that's not that or fucking yeah have you seen lately laura and i just looked this up the other night have you seen what they're doing with female sex dolls yes very much so it's very crazy david look it up real quick one of my favorite memes yeah i find this stuff so fascinating uh a line that was stuck in my head for a while is saying over 20 pounds of pussy and ass because this was like a label on like a sex doll where it was just like i hate this it was just like a women's uh pelvic region and on and on the box it says over 20 pounds of pussy and ass and it makes me laugh so much i'm gonna post in the chat i hate this this is what do they call this this is like uncanny valley yeah

it's way too realistic way too realistic and it's unfortunate but it's also not no it isn't you're right it isn't it doesn't look like no but i don't like this at all it's so unfortunate though to think like that oh this makes me feel bad if you're the kind if you're getting one of those dolls that's real enough to make you be like ah i don't need a real partner you know it's it's tough because they're gnarly i don't know it's also this one's like three thousand two hundred seventy six dollars it's also such a crazy thing to be talking about i can hear maxine i can hear max like touching the door outside and i'm in here talking about this it feels crazy yeah there's a line uh the listeners at home just google search over 20 pounds of pussy and ass it's just it's a sticker on the pipe dream extreme and it makes me laugh so hard over 20

pounds of pussy i get it marissa's horny on maine uh oh yeah now now thanks to twitter circles i could be horny on maine these are crazy i don't this is fucked up dude also another strange thing is because you know like foot fetishes are so common there's like i've seen versions of the pipe dream where it's like a foot and on the bottom of the foot there's a like a vagina so you could you could fuck the foot this sucks this sucks this this sucks i don't like this at all. I'm going to stop looking at this. I'm not looking at this anymore. Nick Cage as a Chucky doll. I love it. Yeah.

I just finally clicked the link. Oh, that is insane, dude. No way. Just use your hand. Wait, I have to find this fuckable foot. Oh, my God. Oh, there's an ass version, too. There's a fuckable foot oh my god oh there's a there's an ass version too there's a fuckable ass foot

yeah there's there's like a fuckable feet and like one foot has a vagina the other foot has an asshole i don't want to click it i'm gonna click it but i don't like it gross there's feet oh that is graphic no nope nope everybody look it's a pussy i've also seen one that looks like a brain and but the brain has like a vagina so you could like fuck a brain like man kinks are weird man i have a i have a funny story about these things that i want to tell after i i can't tell it on air but okay okay these things though nobody wants to have sex with the middle of your leg they want to do it with your feet making like the version of a vagina. This has a vagina and a butt.

I don't think you can fully say what anybody does or doesn't want to. People want to fuck all this stuff. You know what I mean? You are correct. People are out here trying to get it in. You're right. Well, I like how we got from Nick Cage being a Chucky doll to there. Oh, yeah. I don't know either. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Cage being a Chucky doll to there. Oh yeah. I don't know either.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Cage and Child's Play. I love it. And, uh, I, it is time for my fourth pick. Now we will get to that pick shortly after this commercial break. This episode of all fantasy. Everything is brought to you by Policy Genius. Policy Genius.

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That was gross. Max isn't touching the door anymore. Video games. It's time for my fourth. Yeah, so my fourth pick, I'm going, this is where I'm going to go with the ninja game. I games. It's time for my fourth. Yeah. So my fourth pick, I'm going,

this is where I'm going to go with the Ninja game. I just had it through Alter Beast in there. But my fourth pick is a game called Shinobi. Oh yeah, for Game Gear? Yes. They had it for Sega,

Game Gear, and then again, the arcade, like the standup version. But it's, to me, it's the most fun Ninja game. There's like all the,

there's like Ninja Gaiden and stuff. But this, to me, Shinobi is the best. I don't know why. I don't know why it's the most fun ninja game. There's like Ninja Gaiden and stuff. But to me, Shinobi is the best. I don't know why. I don't know why it's the best. Probably just because it's the first one I came into contact with. But I remember they used to have the arcade version down the street from our house. And my mom, she tells me these stories now. But she would have to kind of scrounge for quarters or get a quarter somehow.

And she would take me down to this, I think was a 7-eleven and i would just play altered beast and it's one of my favorite memories like ever as a kid was her taking me down there and showing me this game and then one day this like big kid came up who was probably 12 or whatever but to me he was like 40 and he i could never beat this one boss and he stepped in he goes hey you want me to show you how to do that and he beat this dude his name is mr big he's the boss in the first that the kid was like call me mr big this kid was mr big now the boss's name was mr big and this kid beat him and i was just like oh and then i got this whole new world because i didn't really know video games had different levels and shit you know because i could just never beat this guy so uh it was tight i love

i love that game. Shinobi is the... Do you remember what you were struggling with with the boss? Like what was the trick to beat the boss? So you had to hit him. He was a big, he was like three times bigger than you. He had armor on and his eyes were flashing like orange and red. So obviously you have to hit him in the eye with your throwing stars.

But I would just get real close and keep throwing throwing stars at his legs. And they would go like ting, ting ting ting ting you know i just didn't know it wasn't doing anything and then this kid's like you gotta hit him in the face you gotta jump throw a star and like use a little skill and you only have to hit him like three times and he beat him and i was like whoa because this huge dude just falls down and you're just like i feel so powerful it was it was dank oh yeah uh so shinobi uh and then fifth pick i'm going super mario kart oh great one which one the first one very first one on super nintendo and i'm going battle mode because we used to play at joey's house all the time and

adam and rat and joe they all made up names for all the moves you could do and they they had a whole list of names like uh there was a kenny lo names. There was a Kenny Loggins. There was a No Holds Bard, a No Holds Bunny. Scuzz Thorstenizer was one of the names. There was... Everything had a name. It was just so fun to play. They would go, I think,

I never got to do this, but they would get a little Caesars pizza on lunch break and they would go play Dr. Mario at Joey's house while they ate pizza on lunch break from high would go play dr mario joey's house while they ate pizza like on lunch break from high school sounds so sick uh so yeah super mario kart that is my fifth and final pick now david you are up last pick of the draft my friend what do you got tyler perry's boo a medea halloween who's he gonna play nicholas cage is medea yes yeah 100 i would love to see what he could the weird thing about that movie is they're pretty funny like tired people forget or maybe i

forget because i've just known about him because my mom used to watch the plays when i was a kid because that's how he came up you remember do you guys probably don't remember no they were plays and it used to be the plays were so long and drawn out and religious but the medea parts would be so funny so when they made boo it was just like a movie that was all medea and it was really funny tyler perry's funny and i would just love to see nick cage just dressed up just fully caging out yeah no i is he so does he get to be medea in the franchise or is it just this one just that one movie just that one i don't i'm not gonna encourage him to play a black woman for 12 fucking movies oh dude that's so dank i would just yeah and he would probably do all right if you took

out the obvious problematic issues yeah just like in a vacuum and like do what you want to do with it the lines are the same minus certain words but you do what you want to do with it i i i i would love to see it could you please have him incorporate somewhere in there wash your ass just like someone yeah we could do that we could do that i could there, wash your ass? Just like someone. Yeah, we could do that. I could see, just wash your ass. I could hear him saying it. I could wash your ass for hours. I love it, man. Well, that

is the last pick, the final pick of the draft. Before I recap, Marissa, do you have a pick for either one of these? Yeah, I don't have any for Nick Cage because I just don't really have any strong Nick Cage opinions or movie opinions. But I do have a for Nick Cage because I just don't really have any strong Nick Cage opinions or movie opinions. But I do have a few favorite video games I want to shout out. The first one is pretty obvious.

I love Beat Saber. It's just so much fun. There's always new free content being made. And just it's had such a big impact on my life. Like because it's exercise, it's like the fittest I've been. Like my mental health is better. And it's just like kind of like snowball snowballed into so many good things that way. I really love playing that game.

And then another one of my favorite games is Elite Beat Agents. It was a very silly, strange game for the Nintendo DS. It was like a rhythm game. It was like a music game that you tap to the rhythm. Super silly. I don't know if I've talked about it. When you were doing it, did the rhythm ever get you or no? Well, it's going to get you. Yeah, it's got to get you. You got to feel the've talked about it. When you were doing it, did the rhythm ever get you? Or no? Well, it's gonna get you.

Yeah, it's gotta get you. You gotta feel the rhythm to play it. Okay, just making sure. Wondering if the rhythm ever got you or not. The premise of it is like if someone is in need of help, they can call for the Elite Beat agents. And these Elite Beat agents are they look like men in black.

There's these guys in sunglasses and black suits. And they're basically just like male cheerleaders that would dance to like solve people's problems and all the situations were just like so silly and just the idea of like male cheerleaders coming to like solve people's issues uh was just very fun um and like i as someone who like didn't really listen to a lot of different music growing up, I would only ever hear about songs through music video games. And so the Elite Beat Agents is my version of Tony Hawk Pro Skater where I'll recognize the song in public and be like, oh, this song was in my video game. Sure. But yeah, very fun, super silly game.

Would recommend it. I always visit it every six months. And then I also really like Overwatchwatch but that's a huge that that's uh definitely not a main pick because half the time i i always play competitive games and if i lose then i hate the game but if i win and if you're playing really well like it's a really great rush and overwatch made me understand sports like i don't like sports at all but i do like the sport of overwatch i'm really into that. Yeah, so those are some three games I want to shout out.

Hell yeah. Much more eloquent than I put it. Also, I have just a shout out. Someone wanted me to read. This is to Zeebo. Happy belated birthday. It's time for a haircut. And that comes from Bempah. Bempah, why don't you go cut his hair?

Give him some money for a haircut. You feel so strongly about it. Yeah. Happy belated birthday. I also wanted to mention real quick that I will be at the Crocodile in Seattle on June 2nd. It's the Crocodile Club, but the comedy club is called The Hereafter.

I'll be there on June 2nd for two shows. And then on the very next day, June 3rd, Ian is going to be at the Crocodile as well for one show. Cop those tickets, go to either show, you'll be stoked. Trust me. So just get them in any capacity and you will have fun and come enjoy some live stand-up comedy, Seattle Rules, and we will see you there. So to recap, I went first. I chose Dr. Mario, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, Altered Beast, Shinobi, and Super Mario Kart. David Borey, you went second. You chose Nicolas Cage in Jackie Chan's role in Rush Hour, Nicolas Cage as Coach Pete Bell in Blue Chips, Nicolas Cage as Jimmy Stewart's character in It's a Wonderful Life.

You wanted Nicolas Cage to be Chucky in Child's Play. And finally, Nicolas Cage was going to be Medea in Boo, a Medea Halloween. There's tons of picks that were left on the board, obviously, but that is not the point of this draft. The point of this draft is just to go back and throw our two cents in

to drafts that we were not on. And yeah, that has been it. I think we did a a good job anything else you got to throw in there dave uh not me man oh i can't get on your registry but maybe we can talk about that afterwards i'll get you on there you can just send me cash in the mail i wouldn't worry about it oh okay well that's much easier while marissa was on it there are i let this pile up sometimes so i got a few shout outs here shout out josh garcia from tom squires shout out to stella for just turning six

adam shout out to adam from miles shout out to antonio from poppy and kelly damn and uh john aaron says to wash your ass that's funny that just brought that up and haven't said that in a long time um and yeah i think that's it. Shout out to Sid the Dude. Shout out to Haji Beats. Shout out to... Why do I always do it? Why don't... Shout out to...

Just go with your heart. Shout out to Sid the Dude. Shout out to Haji Beats. Shout out to Saint Sue Carmel. Shout out to everybody in the world for being dank. We love you so much. And shout out to

everybody who's dope. But more important than all that, tune in again next week for another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. Sha-clackity! that was a hate gun podcast