All Fantasy Everything - Sequels

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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I think David's about to make a dirty soda with a protein shake. Yeah, yeah. You totally caught me. You totally fucking caught me. I didn't want it to start like this. Seconds before we were recording, David said, I have a weird idea. I'm inspired by your coffee. I made a iced coffee and La Croy concoction.

You know, I've seen other people do that, though. No. You didn't think about it. No. Shut up. You're against me today. I can tell. It's been happening since you walked in.

He's against you. You're against me. He hasn't even acted against you. He just defended his friends. Stop. Because you were acting on information that came up before we started recording. I'm getting back on my phone. Get back on your phone.

You also, I told you to get on your phone. We have a whole conversation. and he didn't say shit he waited until on camera to sabotage he you're talking about me like I'm not here he is right here he's looking at his phone finally he told me you were saying he no and he's

recording this whole thing by the way I spelled it wrong in the post in the poll what did you spell wrong sequels oh I thought he said pole wrong I did spell poll wrong a few times in it you spelled pole wrong in the group chat but I didn't want to say anything I was going to make a dick joke then I didn't

I thought you were talking about people from Poland. Poles? Yeah, Poles. That's what I have. P-O-L-L-S. Yeah. Vachlav Havel? No, he's Hungarian, right? Yeah, I saw a couple

comments that were like, one of them was like, Boah, ha, ha, ha, ha. And I'm like, what did I spell? Honestly, I was like, what did I, what made someone? And then I saw another one like, so I know, Sean put this up.

And I'm like, son of a gun. And I left it up there because I need to learn, it's not qualls. It's not C-Q-Q-Q-Wals. I don't know. Do you need to learn? Is it going to change the quality

of your life at all? It's going to change the quality of my life. Sequel. No, it's not going to change quality. Changed my morning a little bit because I felt bad about myself. That's all right. You deserve it.

How good did it feel to sleep last night? You must have been. It was tight. You must have melted. Sean had pulled, well, you've listened to the previous two episodes of this, all fantasy everything listeners, but he pulled it all-nighter.

And we went out for, I'll say it, good company A-plus, price, F-minus. That dinner was really expensive Food quality C plus B Oh I'm not quality I thought it was fine

I like the pork chops The pork chop was good Isaac I think I think the hits were hits Yeah But the misses were also misses The cornbread was really good Cornbread was really good

The liver patte was really good That cornbread was off of We went to Dunsmore in Los Angeles If anyone knows I feel I felt once that check Well once I saw the menu I felt kind of bad Because I was like oh damn

I didn't think it was like that. Why? It was expensive. Oh, I always had prepared for it to be pretty expensive. Was that more expensive than you anticipated? Yes. And I'd been there before. I feel like, well, you know what? We had a few drinks. Well, not two beers. I had one beer. Yeah. We got two free drinks out of it at some point. Yeah, we did. And then went to Barlubich for one. Is that what you did? Yeah, and then went to the store with Harper for one. Yeah, I went because I went with them because it was closer for me to Uber from there. It was fun to hang out with your friends.

But I was like, also, it was going to be a $50 Uber. Yeah. Right. Because we're back in Los Angeles. Yeah, right. Fuck. I know. When Harper, I'm like, you want to go to Barlow, bitch?

It's right. Byrower. Was he driving? He was driving, right? He drove all night. Yeah, yeah. 20 bucks to park at the store for half hour probably. Did you pay to park at the store?

He did. So there's nowhere to just go. I mean, it's miles before you get, like, unpaid. You can find something on Sunset. You just got to really, you got to be a hog. You got to want it. We paid. We paid.

You got to want it to park is what we wanted to do. Do you see any good acts? No, we didn't even go in. But I just wanted to see if I ran in anyone, didn't see anyone. Just sat. I don't know. Trying to get out of the dark, the dark Sean vibe when I go to the store. Like being a decent mood, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun. I've never been to the store with you. All the time we've been in that way together. I don't think I've ever been there. Set your alarm for 1 a.m. Meet me down there, bud.

Not going to. Won't. I've seen you post store Yeah there was a couple times I've seen you free and post store Got back to the crib Well you know The unnamed

But I got emails from her one day And that was I was like I'm going to the fucking comedy store That was like the first time Who's the unnamed? You know the X Yeah the one that I Not dragging her but I'm saying like

Oh you can't say her name anymore I told I said I wouldn't Because of ongoing litigation Yeah dude of warrants I got a lot of warrants That was the first night went and I just had a bad I just was mad and uh yeah what do you do with the store it's got a dark energy

it does have a dark energy it's just go there and by the way we're not talking about the comedy store i'm talking about ralphs yeah there's a ralphs and l segundo that i go to speaking of sequels secundo secondo sequel yeah that's what we're wrapped in today i know i'm still trying to find it chosen by someone chosen by the patreon chosen by rick flare rick flow who he said you draft sequels. Woo! Then he chopped us in the neck. I live in the big house on the big side of town.

Isaac, you should start veering towards Rick Flair with everything. Okay. Just in general, my entire life. I'll start calling you the nature boy. The nature boy? That's what did they call him. Really? The red leather nature boy.

It is a slang term that I don't think was around at any time during my life. No. Wait, what is that? I didn't know it was a slang term. I thought it was a slang term. I thought it was like that. Like, he's a nature boy. What does that mean?

I mean. I don't know. What do you think? What would it mean? I don't like a hippie. Oh, Nat King Cole had a song called Nature Boy. Let's look at, let's dig into jazz. He sings jazz. He's a jazz guy. You like that stuff, right? I do. I'm into jazz. Subject of lawsuits with the Yiddish composer Herman Yablakov claiming it was

plagiarized from his phone. That's the most Yiddish composer name. Herman Yablikov. From his song, Shigman Yarts. Is that the nature boy in Yidd? That's a slang term right there. Why don't you snagged mine yards? She sh fiegd my nyards. What do you mean it's going to be $100 a piece?

Schnag my nyards. That's Jewish Bart Simpson. Snag my narts. Oush and mine schnearts. Are you, you're going rogue. Chop my amica. God, I'm just picturing. I got to stop.

I can even do it. Yeah. I tried to buy a black. Bart T-shirt online. They're very expensive. I've got... For the original ones. Oh, I've got... I've got a couple. Really? One or... I've at least got one. It's a Trailblazer. Trails have made one.

Oh. I got it. I'm talking about the original ones from like the 90s. This is from the 90s. It's a Blazers throwback Black Bart from the 90s. Oh. Yeah. Because he's a trailblazer. Oh. Kevin Fennell. Thank you for suggesting... Thank you, Kevin Fennell. Hey, sausage man. You spelled it properly. I did not. Is there fennel and sausage?

Yes, there is. In the right sausage. Brother, I never had the wrong one. I like to eat. Again, with the hostility. Pointing you to my pinker. I know, you did. That's like you're delegating.

That's the worst. That is the worst. That is the worst. Listen to me, buddy. Arfin my schnarts. Arfing my schnarts. You don't arfing my schnart. You get cocking off in yarm, all right, buddy?

God. I wonder if I could work that into any sort of conversation and have it not. No, no, the pinky point. Oh, the pinky point. Oh, the pinkie car. Oh, you could do that. Yeah, you can do that. You can point anyway.

How, I'll be like, I'll get a, I just feel insane. I love an off-kilter point. Yeah. Yeah. We get a grilled toastata. Does anyone put with a ring finger? That's, that's, that's perverted, dude. I want that.

Pinky's actually, I would say the second most. Pinky kind of makes sense. We're talking about one finger points only. Yeah. Pinky's probably the second most logical. You know, when I want a pinky point, I'm scrambling out of the pocket. Yeah, yeah. Well, because you got your hand on the ball.

That's a pinky point. That is a good pinky point. And you got your tight end. He's coming loose in the flat. I actually did it wrong because I'm left-handed. I forgot how I played quarterback. There was a boy, a very enchanted boy. They say he wandered very far, very far over land and sea.

A little shy and sad a vibe, but very wise was he. And then one day a magic day he passed my way. And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me, the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return doesn't even say nature boy that is not what I think of in the lyrics that's not at all what I think of Rick Flair

Well he loved and got loved in return Love's not the word Well he made love and I think Bust some you're looking at some form of the word bust I think he busted He flared everywhere and got busted on in return Not whew Bust and lady I think there was some lady busting

happening around him I think it was the 80s. It could have been everybody. I think, yeah, I bet he was, I bet he was at least in the room while dudes busted for sure. What do you think the oldest age that you would have been susceptible to an orgy was? I don't think it was ever in play for me. Fair. I'm like, like an orgy.

How many people? Four plus. I don't know if there was ever a time. Six plus you think? For an orgy, six, I almost. Although, Isaac, you... You're the nature boy. What's happening?

Yeah, you're the nature boy. Isaac's over there. Vains throbbing in his neck. Like, I don't think we need to talk about this anymore. It's like when we hear, it's like when we hear like a Redditor talk about stand-up comedy. He's not even good! I was at the coffee shop the other day and some guy who... I can afford it.

Thank you. Let me get the expensive coffee. I'd like an American. Big coffee. on the big side of town I don't want your milk in it go get different milk I want my own milk

bringing a gallon I'd be tight anyway you should never bring your own milk anywhere that's how I feel just about life I don't think you oh don't worry I brought my own milk

you're never in a situation what you're like thank God at a restaurant actually I have my own half and ass you guys don't have milk on the menu is why I brought my own milk We're at the restaurant last night.

You know, I had a feeling this would happen. I don't see milk anywhere on here. He just brought a thermos. So is there a different milk menu? Yeah. And this can't be the first time this has happened, but like, I don't see milk on here. Could the gentlemen see your milk list? A heaping glass.

Oh, ha. That's foul. I see the wine list. Can I see your milk list? No, can the gentlemen see your milk list? The lady. The lady will have a goblet of milk. Room temple.

The mother of my son will have milk She's a nature girl You should start wearing day robes, Isaac That's part of being a Rick Flair too What's a day robe? A robe when it's light out A robe of day A robe of day?

Or a little more, a little more salt and pepper on it Than like a night robe Fur This one isn't for drying off It's for getting wet It's a going out robe I used to wear fur That's how I actually got the nickname Ice

I don't know if you know this What? I thought it was you were a producer and that's producer Sean, put your pants back on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I've heard of Sean's wife, Laura, but Isaac Moore? Hey, when I was

19 years old, I was working in a... Come on, come on. Too young for fur outside of the dope game. Here's the thing. I grew up in Los Angeles, California. There's no need for a fur coat. No! I went to college in New York and I started working in the music industry. Still no need for a fur coat, by the way.

But I was, I was broke and I'm like, How can I find the most bang for my buck warm outerwear? Listen, I went to a thrift store. You can just say you were trying to get laid, dude. You don't have to. Go to a Burlington Coat factory. Don't tell me that you got a Russian sable because it was economic. Get a $40 London fog at Burlington Goat factory.

Do you think you would get sued if you opened a Curlington Boat factory? A Curlington Boat? Like they only sell Curly Prize? No, they sell boats. They sell boats. Mr. Jason Curlington So anyway So I bought a fur coat

Like a cheap fur coat From a thrift shop What if you opened a fund in law Because I just didn't own I didn't own any coats And then I wore it to the studio one day And they were like What are you fucking iceberg

Slim? They started calling me iceberg And that became ice And I was like Oh my name's Isaac That actually shortens That story really makes sense Yeah

And I was like oh yeah Isaac That makes sense And you still have that coat I do not know I've thrown it I start calling you Ethical Fur dude

Ethical. Because it's used. That's ethical first. Oh, yeah. That's true. Weekend at Fernies. One thing I learned about Iceberg Slim is Pippin is, it's mentally taxing. Yeah.

It ain't easy. I bet it is. But it's necessary. So I'm going to catch bitches like Tom. Chase Gary. Like Tom Chase Jerry. Sorry for saying, bitch. John's not.

But I am. In my two ton or two tone for to explore. Two tone forward explorer. Two tone forward explore. You know how it's done. Sounds bumpin. Ain't that something Jump on the 110

A ghost speed racer But I ain't gonna shit It's uh Office based Sandra Yeah it's um I thought it was ghetto boys It is now it's ice cube Oh

That one's ice cube I think I can't remember who to explore You know how it's done sounds Pumping Curlington Boat Factory Do you think you would get sued No I think you could do that Like

Okay what about My name's Don Kerlington It's like Johns and Vons It's a John's Vaughn's It's a John's Vaughn's What about this one What about Dick Monalds Dick

What do we sell? Yellow Dick Yellow fries that look like Dick Okay, I got one. Kerger Bing. That's far enough. I think you get away

is okay. I think you get away is Kerger Bing. Welcome to Kerger Bing. Kerger Bing. Kerger Bing. Kerger Bing. Have it my way.

We sell the bopper. I think Dick Mottles you'd be tied up in litigation for decades. The dick models? I think Kerger Bing you could get away with. Yeah, Kerger Bing seems for the dick models is like, it's like Wack Arnold's. Yeah, it's right there.

I think Curlington Boat Factory, I think Burlington Coat Factory would appreciate it. Yeah, they might do you can even do it. Yeah, they're like, we're on the way out. That's fine. We're stripping this thing for parts. They've been going out of business for 30 years. Burlington Coffactory? Yeah.

I've gotten some heat there over the years. Big sizes. Big sizes. Big sizes of stuff of brands they had an east bit. Yeah, yeah, I got Mark, I bought Mark Echo stuff at Curlingham Boat Factory. I got Averick sweater there one time in eighth grade. They're open late, so maybe I'll go shopping there tonight after we're done recording. Yeah, you should go get some jaboads.

I almost, so I was some like, some like teash, what am I looking for? What's the term like a place that sells like vintage t-shirts and stuff? Like old. Vintage store? Yeah, maybe, but like a trendy, cool one. A vintage store. Yeah, like a vintage store. They had a Jebo shirt for like 70 bucks.

just the old Jeboe t-shirt. Martin Francois. The one that had with like Martha Francois-Gabot, that one. And I had it in middle school, but it was a medium. Couldn't. Do we know what Martin-François-Jabot looks like? No. Is it a real person?

Yeah. I think so. I used to think it was Frank West. That's how young I was when I got it. I didn't know that that's what that was, Jabot. I've been saying Gerbaud. No, I didn't know those were the same thing. Oh, you thought it was a different thing.

I didn't know. I had no idea. That's fair. Oh, it's, yeah, okay. They still, by the way, it's still, they still make it and they still have the little thing on the, on the zipper, like it's exactly how it used to be. It's Marty and Francois-Jabot. Okay. Oh, they're brothers.

Or lovers. Or lovers. They're either, well. The brothers and friends started out as brothers. Then they became lovers. Ended up his friends. Ended up his friends. Decided just to chill on all that and be friends.

I don't, I'm trying to. find out it's trying to source these guys let me see I'd ever thought about it as being two men

it's a fashion duo I didn't either really those are the least French looking clothes I've ever seen

maybe it's because I've just seen them mostly in Oakland oh larite is a woman's

name so there's a woman in Jabot yeah I always thought it was Martha

I thought it was some some girl from Oklahoma and then a guy named Franco I didn't know

it was marty I never paid attention. I really just carried the shirt, said Jeboe on it. All right. So here on the left is Francois Jebo. Dude, that's sick. I'll take that. Yeah, that makes sense. He kind of has Zach Tiscani upper, like, nose and up, but with fuzzy hair.

I see a little Zach Tiscani in him. I'll give you that. Anyway. He looks like a puppeteer. He looks like a puppeteer. Uh, yeah, sequels. Well, wait. I got, can I say my dates? Say your dates. I haven't sent my, uh, they were drafting sequels. I'm host is always Ian Carmel. Now I'm all thrown off. Isaac's over there. It was Jabbo that threw you off. Chabot threw me off. Chubot threw me off.

In Vic models. Sean's here. David's here. Sean Jordan. David Boy. I like being introduced before them. You said Isaac's here. Oh, yeah. When you throw the fur coat at us, we can't not talk to you about it. Your 19-year-old fur coat.

You kind of made us into a corner there. I think I slept on the ground more nights than I slipped on the bed my 19th year. Yeah. I was very privileged. I had friends I only saw at nighttime in my 19th year. Working on my night friends. Man, 2001, 19.

Yeah, a rough year. Rough year for all of them. I was a freshman. Because that's what the Towersville. Yeah. Ironically, actually, this is, this episode is airing September 11th, 2020. Oh, cut that out. Cut that joke out.

Yeah, we should probably shouldn't. Anyway, I'll be. Sean Cougar Mel. What? Sean Cougar Mel, Jordan on Instagram. brought my own milk to the studio today boys this distracting you a little bit right here the gentleman has brought his own milk I hate that that equals that I hate you saying I brought my own milk to the studio and slap me I hate everything about it a ripple of milk right

here for the people watching Sean you go you go shot shot Sean ladies and gentlemen Sean Jordan and the milk ripples. The Sean Jordan Horse Milk Project. Oh, I hated that. Brother. I hated that. Why, what's wrong with horse milk? Milk sucks. I like milk.

Milk sucks. Come see us at airplanes where we'll be doing shows every night of the festival. We will be performing every night of that festival. Oh, did that get worked out? Did you? Every night we'll be there. And then I will be in O'Clair. Do we decide on that?

O'Clair, first weekend in October. I think it's O'Clair. I think it's O'Claire. O'Clair. Are you at the plus? Yeah. And then second week of October, I'll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan with Kyle Canaan. Third week of October, I'll be in Rapid City, South Dakota. So you're just going to miss my-Gran's, the boss comedy club? Am I going to miss? Your birthday? My birthday? What are we doing? I don't know.

I'll call in sick, maybe. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Nothing like last year. No, yeah. No. We're not doing anything with my birthday. We'll figure it up. Your second 40th birthday? 42, though. You can be that guy? Oh, wait.

Is 42 a big one? Because you love Jackie Robinson so much. And Mariana Rivera. And Kevin Love. And Kevin Love. Somebody should do another big party. Well, you'll have a bachelor party at some point ostensibly. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I don't know if my brother is going to plan that well. The getting, I mean, listen, if you want somebody who likes planning stuff to plan it without being your best man, Sean will do it. You don't want me planning. I'll do it. I would. I'll do it. I'll put together spreadsheet. Plan one and then we'll present you what we plan.

I don't like this at all. I actually would really like it to just be like out in nature or some shit. That's the movement. I think it can't like like a lake house. Yeah, that's the stuff I like. Early in the summer. That's the stuff I like. They're already planning.

Ah, Jerbo jeans, dude. Everybody in Jabot. September 9th. My special will be available on 800-pound gorilla on YouTube. You can watch it. It will have been out too. days now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get those views up. Go get those views up. We're trying to get 10K. Trying to get up to 10K. You'll get 10K for sure. I have no idea. 100%. Yeah, I guarantee it. I got

faith. The margins were so low because I was just selling it and making all the money. Right. So this is a very different game on play. I think people are going to come flooding in once this is widely available. I imagine. Yeah. It just looks so cool. And it's so funny. It's just so good. Everything about it. Like such a fun, original. idea it was sick. It had been Sean special. You know what I mean? Then I'd be like, oh, 10K. I don't know. That's like a little lofty. You're talking about girl dad? Talk about girl dad? You're talking about girl dad? Like that, bro. Girl dad? No, I would never talk about girl dad like that. Sounds like you just talked about

girl dad like that, bro. Do you want to step out? Would the gentleman like to step outside? Do you want to go to a bar and then step outside of it? Can't step outside of the studio. That's not tough. If we stepped outside of the studio, we'd be in the office. Just freak people out by being tough. Do you want to go in that bar, have a drink and then step outside of it? I like the three finger points. I did. I've never done that before.

It's everything but. It's the anti-point. Yeah, you chambered the pointer. Don't make me take it out. Motherfucker. This goes to this real quick. Now you're done. Oh, you don't want to, if you're getting the karate shop point, that's bad.

Let me take the safety off. This fucking guy. That would be, wait a minute. What did you say? I said, let me take the safety off. How many points in a conversation do you think you could get on someone? one before they brought it up. I think I could put four.

Like different, just, I think I could go out four. One, two, three, four. I bring this one up. If you did this to me, you think how you'd bring that one up? The devil horn points a good, my brother does the devil horn point a lot. I had a friend who used to always do that. Yeah.

And he would, like, this Filipino guy, he would always go, that that didn't matter. That's all right. It's cool. Well, I think it's good because it pays the picture that both my brother and Filipino guys do it. What was weird, swan swat. work on like if my mom one time she's like yeah this uh this indian dude is riding down the

street at me and i'm like a better matter that he's a native american guy this doesn't matter at all only he would do this is gonna get in the weeds weirdly he would he would point like this but he would also he would always whistle when he pointed so he'd be like can you guys but then i like have seen a lot of mexican guys do it and now i feel like we're talking about nothing okay so this is this does feel like a delicate thing to talk about but i do like there's maybe more emotive whistling in Mexican culture? I think Americans don't have

a lot of emotive sounds. Yeah. It's like in Sierra Leone, everybody sucks their teeth. Yeah. Like it's like a disdain. They're very good at it. Yeah. Do something my cousin doesn't like

she'll fucking show you. Oof, that would hurt. It's like so long sometimes. Just a real disapproving case. I don't even think I can suck my teeth. My mom will get one good if she's real disappointed. What do we do? Like, does stepdad does this one?

Is that count? We're just loud. We're loud. Every time like, you know, yeah, we're going to go to Steve's for Chris. I don't know. I don't think that's the same thing. Now I'm just saying he does it. It's almost like a speech impediment.

The one thing we do do in America that they don't do it. They don't do elsewhere is that like, you know when you're like looking at something you're like or like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like that thing, that's a distinctly American thing. Oh, wonder where we got that from. Interesting.

Because we just need to fill the space. We just got to fill. We're uncomfortable with silence. Can't let it be quiet. I do kind of a nice 5-4 swing when I do that, you know. I do like a weird, like a... Like, Alon, having a partner, they really notice the things you do that you don't notice. Oh, yeah.

Well, now you have furniture, but before that, they'll really know. It was just echoing in there. Yeah. I just scream when I do stuff. We're going to eat. Do you ever go to a country? though and realize how loud you are? Well, you know, certain countries, yes, certain countries, no.

Italy's loud. Italy was loud. Yeah. I felt like Rome was loud. I remember walking on a street in Montreal one time with Chris. Do you guys know Chris Cubas? Oh yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, Chris.

Me and Chris were walking and we realized we're like, we're the loudest people like within blocks. Yeah, Montreal. In Montreal. They were so quiet. France is louder than Montreal, in my experience. Paris, for sure. I don't feel like Paris was loud. I thought Paris was vibrant.

I think Paris is night loud. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Italy's loud all the time. England is night loud. Pub loud. Yeah.

And I don't know. We got to take Sean across the phone. We got to get you abroad. Let's do an A&P across the pond. We got to get you abroad. We got to get him a gumah. We do have quite a few listeners in the UK. If we can get, how many takes you?

How many tickets? If I wouldn't have to be a number. Yeah. If I could like 50 people to come. Part of my plane tickets. Yeah. Not even the whole plane ticket. If I could just tell my wife we're doing a show, we can do it for free.

But if I just could be like, hey, we're doing one. And then I could like that I could go. I have no idea how many listeners we have in the UK. If you are a UK listener or you are in Europe and you would come to the UK to see all fantasy everything, let us know. Loud. Be loud about it. Be American about it.

I just. I would do it within the next six months. I would do, well, you know, a baby contingent, but yes, yes. You having another baby? No, no, no, no. But he's still a baby. Oh, he's this baby now. What is the difference?

Between me and you? Five, I could, five. Fuck! That would have been. Fuck! Damn. It would have been nice. It would have been so good.

It would have been so good. If you wouldn't erect it, it would have been so good. Isaac, get over here and take a seat. You know what's funny is Isaac's definitely going to know the answer to this question. All right. What's the difference between Great Britain and the UK? Oh, the UK, Northern Ireland.

Kyle, let me stop you right there. This is a much better feel than it was a second ago. What are you talking about? I like this a lot more. Let's just, let's just. I'm taking that out, first of all. You're going to take it out? That's the first thing is out.

Hey, I see it. How do the, how do the mic sound over there? Pretty good, yeah. I mean, one of the guys sounds like a dip shit. Got him. What kind of porn is Isaac looking at on his computer? Serbian. Serbian.

Is that a type? Serbian porn? Do the Serbians produce porn? Of course they do. I mean, when I watch a porn is a Serbian in it, so. Does every country for sure? Take a break. Are you trying to get us to throw to a break?

It's not that easy, is it? No. That's not the hand signal for a break. What is? It's this. Oh, is this? This is a hand signal for a break. It's this, dude.

Take a fucking break. Hey, we'll be right back. Klein. All right. We'll get through it. Do you know the real difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom? Yeah.

It's Ireland and Scotland, right? Northern Ireland. So Britain is the island of Britain. So Wales, England, and Scotland. The UK includes Northern Ireland. Is Parliament government? So it's one country with five countries in it. Four countries.

But how does that work? Like, how can you have a country that also has countries in it? The UK is technically the country. But then Wales and England and Scotland. I think they were... Those are all countries too, right? Have you ever seen Braveheart?

No, I haven't, which is crazy. Are you serious? We've done that. We do this paper once a year probably, we do this. I've never seen it. I don't recall having heard this information before. Yeah. We do this. I gotta be honest. It's crazy. It's stupid. It's just such a, such a large endeavor to watch that movie, you know? You watch the Patriot all the time.

You're currently on your... I bet you don't even know which viewing of entourage you're on now. The entire series. I bet you don't. I bet you don't. You've seen every Grey's Anatomy. Well, yeah, it's amazing, dude. It's a perfect show is Braveheart. I could watch Braveheart tonight. I'm not doing anything. I would sit with Mel Gibson, calling me a kike and enjoy Braveheart. Every 45 minutes, or every four to five minutes, he could look over it. I got drunk on a plane and made my fiance watch Braveheart. It's a good movie. Wait, you didn't watch it No, I fell asleep You're drunk on the plane We were coming back from Mexico

I wake up, I want to see those credits She's like, I've never had said Braveheart And I pulled a pretty woman I was like, bitch Yeah, she was like everybody looked It wasn't great So like England is its own country or isn't its own country

How does it work? There are four countries within the country Of the UK But the UK But we have the United States here We have 50 states Yeah, but those aren't, that'd be like if each state was a country, which I... But there are local governments that govern the state, right?

I mean, if you believe in that kind of thing. And then there's the federal government. More of a libertarian myself, but yeah. Okay. So Parliament governs all of... All of the UK. Okay. So there's not like Wales doesn't have its own government or it's just like a state.

They do have their own government, but it governs only whales. So they're like states, essentially. They just call them countries. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, I didn't know that until a couple of. weeks ago. But they're also in Zeta Jones.

Yeah, dude. Wales. Welsh. That's what somebody from Wales is. They're Welsh. Welsh. Yes. Whalers. Ziggie Marley's band All from Wales. Speaking of Ziggie. We got to, we got to, yeah, well, your boy that gave you the phone. We got to get him on just to say something. Oh, the Australian Ziggy. We got to be like, dude, come to the Black Cat,

have a beer, and then just pitch it to him. Like, just come on and tell the story. He was, he was so awesome. I was thinking about that. Call him right now. I don't want to put him on the spot. But I think we should I'll bring it up to him. Like tonight, I'll text him be like, would you be at all into this? Are you going to say, are you going to text them?

Are you going to say those words? I'm just going to say, and then I'm going to send him a pick my first thing in my photos. I'll send him the first photo I got. I go, would you beat all into this? Whatever it is. Some Serbian porn. Ask him if he beats off thumb down or thumb up.

Oh, I don't have to be. Southern Hemisphere, they do it backwards. That's what I heard. I don't, I don't know if I could. You couldn't beat off thumb down? I don't have ever masturbated. Would it be, is it harder?

I don't know if it's harder or easier. You said you couldn't beat off thumb down. Yeah, of course I could. I was just doing it. Well, it's not funny. Damn. It's bad. All right, Isaac, cut that up.

I'm not cutting it. I'll cut it out, though. Getting to be a bit. Super producer, Ian. Do you, you don't have any dates, right? Or did you say him? Done. Do you set them?

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I think it crested 100. I don't know. What phrase did you? just say? Tiff in the Toledo. Tip in the old Toledo. I think it's wait. Wait. What are you weigh?

What are you taking the old Toledo at? Toledo being slang for a scale, I guess. I don't know. My dad used to say it all the time. Tipping the Toledo. A hundred and thirteen thousand views. Hey, baby. Laura had never heard, don't let the door hit you where the good lord's play you the other day.

Really? Yeah, I was kicking her out of the house. No, but I forget, I forget how I said it, but I said it. I started laughing so hard and I'm like, man, I'd love to take credit for that. credit for that, even for a minute. I thought that was something they say a lot in Alabama. I don't know why I thought that. Alabama, Illinois, like her, Michigan, like her formative states, I really thought that

would have been said before. It feels like, yeah. On the coast, I think you hear it less, I would say. Yeah. Anyway. Who is she really? Like, do you ever wonder that now? Laura?

She's lying to you, obviously, about her backstory. That's all right. As long as we got a good vibe in the house. I think she's some sort of Russian asset. Some sort of sleep. We did watch all of the Americans about a year. And you haven't seen Braveheart. No, you're right.

You're cracking it wide open. That sucks that you haven't seen Braveheart. It does suck. I'll remedy that. Maybe I'll watch it tonight. It's weird that I haven't seen Belly. It's insane that you haven't seen Braveheart. You're right.

It'll quickly get into one of your favorites. It's like that time I told you to listen to Saywell G by Genuine. Oh, my God. We're all involved in that conversation. Yeah, we're all involved in it. This is very similar, I think, for you. Yeah. If you think it's on that level, then on...

It is on that level. Okay. It is on that level. It's so funny. I don't know how you missed it. I'm talking about same old G now. I think it's because it's long. Oh, same old G.

I don't know. It's just wild. I have no idea how I missed that. When I heard that song, I'm like, I listen to every other worst version of this song so much. Like, I never heard the best version of it. That's like one of those things where, like, you know, people like, I must have been sick the day they were teaching that. But also, that's probably true in some ass words. I had pneumonia for a year and a half.

You had menicochococcal. Metacoccal meningitis. Yeah. Yeah. We're drafting sequels. That's what we're drafting today. Dubs. I have nothing else to promote.

Comes here as high planes. It's going to be a blast. Yeah. Final race wars. Oh, I got to start getting ready, dude. The race wars to end all race war. Who can I race? It's tricky because I like...

You can race anybody. Who should I... I feel like you and Sam T are probably the same way these days. That would be a good race. What is CMT tipping the Toledo at? Is he, swimming down? Yeah, he's pretty light. Is he really?

Pretty light. He's getting light, man. He's ranger, though. He's got long legs, right? Yeah, but I don't know that they're like nimble. Fast. Yeah, that's a good race. He's athletic. I would not say speed.

Or you get creative, like you do a crab walk or a backward race or something. A crab walk? That's going to get people. I get into a push-up contest with somebody. You can do push-ups, huh? Yeah, I can show up it out hard. Can't do them, man. Really?

I got no upper body. Really? I can't, I've never done more than two pull-ups ever in my life. Should we get some like, just like some benches out there, like some weights? I would go crazy in there. You know, we talked about doing an A-F-E-Grawlix thing. Nasty if we were doing freeways. If we did like an A-F-E versus the Grawlix thing, I wanted to do, which is hard to find the time.

But like, a skills test. Like we could do our own like parallel parking contest. You mean like the end? Are you just trying to do this because you didn't go to that parallel parking contest? I was booked. I had to miss it. I couldn't go. You mother fucker!

You really tried to slip that in death. Would you even entertain a conversation if like, okay, each team has to put forward a parallel Parker? What do you mean? Like, each team, I think they're all excited to put it forward. And if you were dying to do it, if like, if like parallel persons. Yeah, but if he, but we were like,

but David actually, he's great at it. He doesn't have a license, but it's the one thing he's really good at. Yeah, I would. I wouldn't. Of course. You'd entertain a conversation? If you needed that.

And then I would say, I'm the best at it. I'm good at you know I'm good at parallel parking You haven't even better in a car in weeks That's true I haven't parallel parked in weeks When was the last time you parallel parked?

Like five days ago when I was in Portland Dana's a better parallel parker than you Realhead's parallel park every day I saw Dana get a car On one try Into it like This is why it'd be fun to do I tried to back into it

And like a quarter of the way And I was like Oh this isn't happening Like I was like no She was like I'll try we switched spots she got on the driver's side seat one train like switching spots means two inches maybe two inches on either side of the car insane insane the Prius the Prius see I would be an easier to maneuver car than the key no one's where here's what the fun stuff is like I'm bad at the left

side parallel that's harder for okay so you're bad now yeah you're bad at it bad at it Michael Jordan could go up the left side absolutely famous for it he didn't make every single shot and by the way, I'll get it fucking done on the first try. I'm just saying it's harder. Harder. How about that? You said you're bad at it. I misspoke. Can I apologize? It's harder than doing a right side parallel part. Or like the go-in head first.

Like get interesting. I know how to fly. You don't ever go in butt first? Not since the towers fell right over. Never forget. Or like Ace Ventura. You break it like a glove. Now I'm doing it. Yeah. It feels good.

doing it. It is a fun maneuver. We should go out to dinner after this. I'm going on the menu. Just pointing to people. Let me see. I'm going to need a pinky ring. You have a pinky ring? Yeah, you do. Come on. Sorry. Sorry for being a dick. I didn't mean to do that. Yes, of course you have a pinky ring. What's the most amount of rings you think you could get away with it one time? Three. I don't even know if I can't two. No, no, no, no. Total. Yeah, that makes sense. I've never been a ringman. Winning on the left and a pinky and I think a four finger on the right four finger

thumb is the one crazy ring film ring is insane thumbs bad news yeah I don't know watch my special talk about a lot about ring guys are we doing so sequels right but sequels

does that also mean like whatever just came after the original of something if we're not doing just movies so like let me read you what I looked up oh you looked up the definition of a sequel is a creative work, such as a book, film, or video game that continues the story of a previous work. Okay.

And I thought we said to leave it a little open. And we left a wide open. That's why I was asking. Yeah. I like how. And I thought we said to leave a little. And I thought we said we were going to open up this pit. I just want to get a grasp on it.

So we'll see. We can like we'll hash it out during the podcast. If David says something controversial, well, I'll accept it. And if you do, we'll say no. That doesn't count. Like we've been doing since episode seven. Yeah. Absolutely.

I'm ready for it. Come on. I'm here. I didn't know what episode we started on. Did it sound weird? Seven felt great. Did it sound strange, though? Because I changed it as it came out.

It felt good. It felt great. It was nice. Now, the way to determine the order of this draft is the rollicking game of rock paper scissors. Play between the two of you. We throw and shoot. Here we go. Rock paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh, you lose. Damn. I got to watch the road. It was smooth, though. I was hot dogging. If you won, I was hot dogging. Sean threw his scissors against the paper. As the winner of Rock Paper says,

it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. Before you do that, I will remind you as a serpentine draft. And what is the hot? It's like filling an ice cube tray. Can be. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

Do you ever fill that? How do you get your ice? We were just at the cottage and they have ice trays still. We got an ice maker in the fridge. It's the height of luxury for me. Brother, it's making ice coffee at the crib. And then I just get like a heaping handful of ice. I feel rich when I do.

that. I just, every time. Yeah. What kind of ice you guys talk? Big ice. Fridge ice. Big fridge cubes. Big fridge. Big, like where you hit the thing? No, we don't have that. We pull out the under the freezer on the bottom and it's just got a big tub of ice. Big tub. I got to get myself into that. I hit the thing now. You got the thing? That you have to like rewire

when the frit, when they, I'm sure you're aware it says you got the thing, but like they got to plug that all in to the sink. However they do that. I have no idea I've had it for three days. or a week. Okay. So this, when you moved into the crib, was there no fridge in there? There was a fridge. If you just broke it.

Ooh. I don't know what I'd do. If I want to play my own game here, like, if you really did, just snap my pinky off, or like, in half, I don't know what I would do. I got to tell you, this game you like to play sucks. You always saying about Laura, and you say the worst things, you're like, Laura hates it when I'm like, would you rather kill me or Max? And you're like, I don't know why she fucking hates this game. one you have a big one. I'm also get your laptop over. We can take the typing test.

Would you rather tongue down your dad or your mom? Jesus. It's always shit like It's always shit like that. It's always dad by the way. Always dad. Always. What? If I'd rather kiss my mom or my dad, I'd always rather pick my dad. Always. You never pick your mom.

What? Would I rather kiss my mom or my dad? Wait, why is that? That's so definite. Always is crazy! There's no world where I would tongue down my mother. Always dead. It's always dead.

Always dead. Okay. So, David's first. Oh, man, that's so funny. I would think that... It's always dead. repulsive so I guess 50-50 but I play the game where you

have to pick you can't do that you can't cop it out yet you got to pick one in that scenario tell me I'm wrong of course it's always dead I didn't mean I'm less familiar with my dad so it's probably hotter more mystery

who's going to second I'll go second I'll go second all right hot corner Ian Carbell refuses to play the game I refuse I think if you broke my pinky, I'd just, I'd really get mad, I'd storm out of here,

but then I'd be like, it's probably a reason he did it. Something's happening, something's going on. But at some point I'd have to, oh, like, there's something dark in my life. Something is happening, I'd be like, listen, I'm very upset with you. But, you know, you're still my bud, what's happening, you know? What if there wasn't? What if he just did it to do it? Then I would have to navigate the nature of our relationship moving forward.

Would you record again tomorrow? I'd sit on the other couch. Yeah, smart, because I'd do it again. I think we'd have to record again tomorrow. like so inky's inky I call you Inky

Ian Pinky Inky Stump my pinky Inky Coms Inky Coms Inky Coms I don't like that No it's not good sounding

What was the already nickname You wouldn't let us give What we asked you Oh there was one you totally There was one you're like Absolutely not I can't remember what it was Thur

No Do you remember No it was something Where you're like Oh man The Artful Dodger or something No I can't, it was bad, I can go by

Was it Arti Bucco? No, it was, I said it was, it was a dumb one, I think. Artie Boom, boom? No, that's a, that's an alright one. I wouldn't do that, that you gotta be a grown up to get the boom boom. Well, it just seems like Artie or Art. I don't really know, you get a grown up to get the boom boom.

Well, to get like Donnie Boom Boom, whatever, like to get a boom boom on there. Ian doesn't work with your name. No, Ian is a tricky name to do anything with that. It is, it is tough. But like Dana Boom Boom Boom works? Yeah. Not really? Not really.

It doesn't really work for me. It's got to be a nickname, like Davy Boom Boom, or, like, Donnie Boom, Boom. I don't like that either, actually. You don't want me to call you Davey Boom Boom, Boom. Maybe we've just heard Boom Boom Too many times. I've only heard it from you, though. Isaac Boom Boom, Boom. Oh, in that movie, Life, when he called, Eddie Murphy calls his club.

The Boom, Boom, Room. Is he short for Isaac? Some people do it, but that's the number of my name. I say Boom, Boom, Boom. Let me hear you say, Wayo. Wayo. I see Boom, Boom. David has the first pick. I see Boom.

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This is where I'm like, we should all sit on the same couch. That's my suggestion and just look forward. We're doing fine Or if we all faced away from each other Just no eye contact You know eye contact graph Patreon selected this one The topic is sequels

And David has the first pick The Da Vinci Code Whoa What is that a sequel to? Angels and Demons Oh is Angels and Demons a prequel I thought that was the sequel No

Really? Yeah There's three of them Yeah I never I thought Angels and Demons was the sequel to the Da Vinci Code That movie makes me That was the book

That was the book that everybody was going nuts. Like all my friends who don't read, that was a book they all read. I read that shit in like a day and a half. Yeah. And the movie, I still like the movie.

It's a great one to throw on on like a Sunday. Or what if you're not paying attention? Yeah. It's a good one. Wow, you're right. It is a sequel. Yeah.

Bang. Yeah. I had other ideas for the first, but then when I stumbled across that, I was like, oh, yeah. Do think you could have maybe gotten it later, but listen, you've got to play with your heart sometimes. It's the greatest selling novel

in American history. I feel this is such a powerful position for you to be in right now. I know. You don't even have to look at us. You were like, listen, it's the greatest sell. You weren't even looking at us. Yeah, man, it's a popular book. These two dip shits behind me.

But you could have gotten in later. Sitting with her legs crossed. I could have done a lot of things. You would say that. Yeah. Just type, just text in. I could have bought high and sublo. I read

I read I read I could have said told right I could have bought high and selled love I sold it I could have said told Max says Kilt like if there's a dead bug

she calls it a killed bug so like yeah there's a killed spider out there That's sweet Right Tell that motherfucker To tell his friends Man I blew it killing a spider

The other day I don't I don't like to kill him anymore I was in the car with Me and Langston were in the car Yeah there was a spider And I was like oh should I kill it And he was like yeah please And I went to hit it

and I missed it and it crawled in the vent. Uh-oh. Yeah. And then he was like, you really blew it for me. She's like, all right, man. I got to go. Yeah. I got to go home.

Well, you know, sometimes that's how it is. Yeah, sometimes you get those big ones in the crib. You got to kill spiders in L.A. We got black widows down here, dude. Really? Do you know what a black widow? Would you know it? Yes.

Yeah. I've seen them on my property. Doesn't it have a... I've seen them on my property. Doesn't it have a white circle on the ass? I just thought it was yellow. Red hourglass. Right?

Red hourglass? The coach of the Boston Celtics, red hourglass. You're talking about one of the black keys? See, that's funny because in Colorado... Dan Howard... In Colorado, we're scared of a brown recluse. The brown recluse.

That's the South Dakota one, too. Yeah, that one will fuck you up. Look up. The hourglass is correct. Okay, there it is. Look up that carnage. No, I've seen those. They give you necrosis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brown recluse was like a big early internet. Necrosis just got added to Oz Fest. He's opening. for atmosphere at Red Rocks, right. You'll be that. I'll be working, man. I got, I'll be grinding that night, bro. You're right. You can't wait. You can't wait to see the double I wasn't. I said it in passing like, oh, that'd be sick if I could go see atmosphere. And I must have said it more than I thought I did. Because I don't, I wasn't like, I can't do Friday. I

swear to God, I didn't mean to. That was not the point. I would be insane to do that to you. And if I did want to do that, I would be like, hey, would you guys mind if we took Friday off. Right. And you would have said, no, I'm missing a wedding for this. We're doing Friday. right that's what the story is now anyway yeah whatever he wasn't recording the conversation but i'm just like fuck ian fuck david it's mine we'll hash it out of race wars is what we'll do i think you're faster than me for sure you got long legs you've been an athlete your whole life he has not won any race wars that's true because i only race jeff oh man you know the sharpie thing when sharpie i later found out because sharpie agreed to race me and adam newroth was telling me he's

like, yeah, Sharpie told me he wouldn't race anyone unless he was positive he'd beat them. Yeah, that's a Sharpie move for sure. And then Sharpie smoked me like a pack of Newports, baby. Yeah. It was, and I got longer legs than Sharpie. That's for damn sure. Yeah, but he's built like a running back. Yeah, he's been like a spring.

I worry about my hamstrings. Like, you, that's how people tear a hamstring and snap and Achilles is doing the races that we do. Dry sprinting and a barbecue? Yeah. Right. It's really a terrible idea. That's why, like, this is going to sound like a cop out, but I don't give it like everything I got. Okay, see you.

I don't. Sure. Neither is Jeff, I don't think. Embarrassing. Any. You ever raced in one? No. Put a cork in it then, bud.

I like to pop the cork. Quit talking and start chalking. Is that running? Quit talking and start chalking. It's a pool thing. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I don't play pool either. Dumb fuck? I play the stock market. You're going to play yourself. And I play for kids. With your ignorant bullshit is what you're doing. He sells low. I'm the only game I play is for keeps

That would be so What do you play for Keith? Go to Dick Mondles, listen No, that's it. No, the game is called for keeps. I play for keeps. That's not what that is. What?

Played for keeps is a crazy practice. For keeps? Yeah. You were, I mean, that went south a few times. I used to do it sometimes with stuff and it's And the parents call the next day and they're like, listen. Yeah. David was playing for keeps, but Jason wasn't.

So Jason needs those shoes For sure Well listen we bought Marcus that bike And you're just gambling with shit Your parents bought you that they really had to save up for it We played Magic the Gathering for Keeps every now and then What were you putting on the line? Oh we played pogs for Keeps for sure

Yeah That was always an issue Because kids always wanted their pogs back Did pogs miss you? No no no No Did you ever? No I got poggs Did you ever play basketball for bumps?

What's bumps? No like in above the room Where they just ripped the ball where you have to stand Oh no They just throw the ball at your ass As hard as they can No

Pretty rough You guys said pogs and bumps And my head went to a different place Oh Yeah I bet it did All right All right Let's not like it

Let's keep the anonymity in the Yeah Damn all right Yeah all right I just got to stop saying that What's slaw It's like stuff you put on Like a cold pork sandwich

You know Yeah Why do you Sean's fresh space I'm missing something Isaac has to tell you I can't tell you No sex and love addicts

Anonymous, you know, we're talking about that yesterday. Don't bring it up too much. I will not. Sean Jordan. I've never read the DaVinci Code. I should probably read it. What are you doing an aggression? Sean Jordan.

I never read the DaVinci Code. If you're reading books, if you're in reading shape, it'll take you three hours. Yeah. It reads so fast. It's crazy. It's like candy. I've been reading a lot of mystery novels lately. Mysterious.

The pickup artist's mystery. When you approach a set, you need to crack the set by talking to the weakest of the herd it's called nagging. I read that Neil Strauss book. It punged me out. Isn't he like at the end like by the way that's ruined my life? Yeah. Who's Neil Strauss? The guy who wrote the game. The game. Oh yeah. The pickup artist.

Yeah. That's his name. Yeah. Wait, no, so that's, you're not talking about mystery. He's talking about mystery in the book though. Okay. Yeah. What a wild what an insane like show to have on like just on TV. Watch these six dudes like try to trick women. Negging's crazy, though. That's like a weird practice. I bet an idiot like you loves it, though.

You ugly bitch. I thought you're supposed to make it sound nice. You just walk up like, what's up? Diff shit? You want to blow me? No, I can't. It doesn't work. I don't know.

I'm doing my best. I don't understand it. It doesn't work for me. What an insane term. Anyway, yeah. Can I go? Make me a Jimmy John's, you dumb fuck. I've been doing it everywhere.

Get me a Jimmy Jones. That's always the best one. Go give me a subway. I like it when people aren't familiar with fast food menus. Give me some burger being. You ever let anyone pick, like, just be like, get what you think I'd like on a big when there's like a big menu? No, I never do that.

Oh, a server or whatever? No, just like, well, that'd be crazy at Taco Bell. Like, what do you think I want, brother? Put it in a bag and I'll sit for it. I'm going to give you 20. $25 bucks, then you give me a bag of food. That could work. Sean, your first pick.

The Dark Night. Oh. Yeah. I signed somebody's Why So Serious poster the other night. I bet you did. Why so serious? Was it the one you had over your bed? No.

Oh, I still got that in my mom's house. It's still up on the wall. Yeah. If I ever get an office, I'll frame it and put it up in Laura's office. Don't you have a studio? Yeah, I thought you have an office at what do you do you go to? Well, that's sort of a shared space that people I let people went. Would people be a office?

It's like both jars. We just keep the Joker posters like both, whoa, ice man. Yeah. We just keep it at our house. It's hot. It is warm, not going to lie, since I brought up the Dark Night. Yeah, it's just such a good, it's just such a good sequel. Yeah.

I mean, Batman begins was really good. Dark Night is way better. Not the best Batman movie, but. What do you keep? I think the OG Keaton, Jack Nicholson Joker. To me, that's the best Batman. You're a shoemaker guy, right? Yeah, dude, I like the nipples on the same.

suit, brother? I kind of think whatever that third one is, is that called the Dark Night Rises? Dark Night Rises with Bain. I think it's kind of like, I like that one a lot. It's really good. The Dark Night is too much of an investment for me. Every time I think I'm going to go watch it, I'm like

fuck. Yeah. It's like two and a half hours, almost three that you have to watch. It is less rewatchable than I would like. That's how I feel about the newest one too, the one with old boy. Oh, dude, that one's long. I'm never watching that movie again. Oh, with Robert Pattinson. Yeah. I like the riddler. I'm Paul Dano's Ridler's fun, you know, but

yeah. Didn't even remember he was in that shit. Yeah. Well, he's not enough. It's just, I like a take on the riddler that's not Ian's boy, Joel Schumacher's take on it. Right, right, right. That is my boy. I know it's your boy. He was going to come to dinner last night. He was at dinner last night. He was sitting in a separate table and we made eye content. Would have been nice if he paid for ours. No. Are we going to go to dinner after this? I'd love to. Oh, I was, well, uh, we'll see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my friends was literally at that at Dunsmore last night. Really?

And she texted me as like, dude, were you there? I was like, yeah. She was like sitting by the entrance. We just didn't. Sounds like maybe one of your acquaintances was there, one of your loose acquaintances. No, no, no. She was a friend. Like a friend of mine.

You got more friends than anyone I know. I do have a lot of friends. Too many friends, actually. In fact, we were talking about definition of friends last night. I think you have a looser definition of friends. I, but David, your definition was one-on-one serious conversation. Yeah, multiple times. But by that definition, I probably.

still have 120 friends. Well, you're a one-on-one serious conversation. That's what I do in general. That's how I like to connect with people. I think I have like five friends, maybe 10. They were all at the table last night. Most of you were at the table last night. I think I have like 20.

Yeah. I'd say I probably have 15, 20 friends. What about you? You have a good amount of friends. We have, I mean, we have a huge, like, skateboard contingent. I mean, just this who falls, the tightness there. I mean, there's probably 40, 50 there. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So 100, maybe. of well you're also in a gang yeah you're in the cross I still like when we get together the rare times I see him it's still like we'll lock in

like he's a friend for my whole life but I just never see him so then you get into that definition like I haven't seen him in years but if I saw him he would like if somebody came out to me in a bar Swanee would he would ride so hard for me so to me that's like a friend

more like somebody who like who's with you who rocks with you that kind of thing for real you know I guess that my day definition with maybe good friends, but then I just don't keep that many peripheral. I have a lot of, like, acquaintances and... Well, that's what happens when you're like... Well, comedy friends.

Yeah, well-wishers. And the comedy friends that you get in, so, like, you have the comedy friends, and then for me, there's the upper that turned into real friends, like your Blairs and your Jamels, where it's like, now they're my real friends where we started as comedy, technically, we all started as comedy friends. Yeah. Me and you for like 30 seconds, and then all of a sudden, lovers. See, I guess...

That didn't fly. I guess I wasn't counting Jamel as, like, a friend. but he is a friend. He is my friend. So maybe, yeah. I think you meant like capital F friend. Yeah, big, yeah. Close friend.

Jamel and I never hang out just the two of us. You know what I mean? It's interesting. I would have a great time, I bet. He's a good one-on-one. Yeah, he really is. Yeah. Might hit him up, see if he wants to go to dinner.

I would love to hang out with Jamel. Next to him right now. Anyway, yeah, dark night. All right. Time for my first pick. Did you want me to say a great pick? Felt you missing it. Only if you put a capital G on it.

You're my voice cracking Cracking lately It was a pick Same old capital G Same old capital G And going through Midlife puberty again Muberty

You could convince someone The Mubriety's a thing You'd be going through Muberty If you like really got And you're like Yeah so I did that I think Muberty started finally It's like no

You just came in your sleep again I got Muberty I've only had one WD In my whole life by the way I've never had a WD I don't really do that either I didn't do it I had one.

I didn't do it. Don't accuse me of that. I had one. Someone came on him while he was asleep. That's what he's talking about. Still counts. I was dreaming about scoring a touchdown. Somebody just came and beat off.

All right, let's go. Yeah, Jesus. Let's get out of here. All right, yeah, let's go. Sleepover sucks. I can't believe this is. still available. I have to take it just for the Godfather 2. Oh, yeah.

You're going to different out. Yeah. Phenomenal sequel. It's on my list. I'm not as familiar with the Godfather trilogy as I think I should be. What's Godfather 2? That's where like the shit happens where they kill they kill Frato, right? Or it doesn't Spoiler alert. Oh, come on.

Yes. Wasn't it 40 years ago that movie came out? More maybe. 50 years ago? Yeah. Yeah. You know, climb a tree, dickhead. What if I do, I'm going to fucking power bomb down on top of you from it. I'll take it, man, because we're friends with a capital F. Bat wings, dude, then I'll break your finger. And I'll ask what happened. Why you're in that boat.

That one, you get the early life of Vito Corleone. Yeah, when he first came. When he's Al Pacino. No, when he's Robert De Niro. When he's Robert De Niro. When he's Robert De Niro, you get Cuba getting carved up. Yeah, you get Pacino sort of breaking really bad. Like, things getting really dark for him.

Is that's, is that the, that's not the horsehead? That's the first one. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You should spend a lot more time. Do you not like the godfather? You've seen it though. Only seen them both, maybe twice.

I've never seen the third one. I don't, maybe I did watch the third one just because everyone complains about it. I wanted to know why they didn't like it so much. Sometimes I get confused and I, like, I think I'll remember that, but I'm remembering once upon a time in America or something. Sometimes I get confused. I brush my teeth with a hair brush and I comb my hair with a toothbrush. The Curlington boatback.

I tried to wipe my ass with a hammer I've done that I was trying to think of a hammer one I was trying to think of a can of beans with a hammer in the kitchen I've wiped my ass with a can of beans I wipe my hammer with a can of ass and that's because he loves anal

they pumping weird gas in here nah but Isaac is it just in the tank top I am it's so hot yeah it's hot I have the temperature set you're going through muberty dude I think that's what it is

yeah you're muberty I'm middle age, I'm 30 You look like you're in footloose You do look like you're in footloose. That's just a very footloose fit Yeah Let's go over to Doc Martin to get you some hard sold shoes Then you'll really be in footloose

I'll be honest See, get him, get him I've never seen foot loose Come on Why would I have seen foot loose Chris Pan Kevin Bacon I feel like I've seen pieces of it

You know what's gonna happen You get it, I get it John Lickout I've heard footloose It's a good movie Kick off your Sunday shoes my jew i don't think you need to i don't think you did you say my jew i said my sh whoa oh oh did sound like he said my jew oh whoa keep going second pick you will always be my jew

my oh my jew oh my jew uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh that was that was all right you hit you hit that shit oh godfather too it's great you should spend a little more time with the godfathers we'll see maybe if my wife goes bed at seven. I'll tell her to go to bed at seven and then we can just go to my house. Why's the godfather? You know, we're just going to have a boys. We're smoking cigars in the living room. That's always the worst feeling

when you go to your boy's house and his wife does not want you there. Oh, it's awful. You're like, we should... We could have just gone to Applebee's dog. He like disappears and then comes back and closes the bedroom door very softly. Yeah. He's like, no, it's totally cool. Yeah, we can hang out all night. We just got to be like...

We just have to keep it out. We just have to keep it out. Like, I'm talking like, Mad quiet She's cool She's cool She just has work Early or we just have to be quiet Yeah

We just got to go outside We can text each other All night outside She said it's all right If you smoke your cigar For sure Yeah Also take off your shoes

In the fucking house Mine's broken Mine's broken in our bedroom He starts doing chores Yeah No I was gonna vacuum While you were hanging out Regardless

So She's sick No I just have like A list of tasks To complete before she wakes up You want to run Menards with me real quick? Are you doing your taxes right now? You can hang out here. I got to

go to Menards. We're redoing the bathroom. I've been tasked with the sink. Oh, man. Starts opening mail. With my second pick, I'm going to take Terminator 2. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, that's a good one. Sorry to go movie, movie

right off the bat. I know we're keeping it wide open. But Terminator 2, where Arnold becomes a good guy. I like Terminator 1. I like it. Terminator 1 has its own place. It's just so different than Terminator 2. I don't even think I've seen Terminator 1 very many.

I think I've seen it like two times. I think I'm right there with it. I don't really remember the plot very well even. Yeah. And Terminator 2 I've seen literally countless times. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, dude, it's amazing.

Terminator 1, it's like the same basic premise. Literally I've seen it probably 20 times. Yeah, so good. Don't you think it's funny how you always say Terminator 1? Yeah, even though it's not called that. Right, it's called Terminator. Like Home Alone? Home Alone One. Home Alone One.

I call Home Alone Home Alone. Really? Yeah. Home Loan One. Yeah. Yeah, Terminator, man. Killer soundtrack. It was the first time you got those special effects, like when he comes out of the floor,

whatever those special effects are called. Oh, yeah. Like when he oozes through the bars and you're like, oh. Tons of merch. I was a kid. I had a Terminator 2 toys. I remember the subway crossover. there was subway bear and maybe also jess bless you we're working at subway and i remember subway

had like a terminator two they had like cups oh that's cool because it was the half robot half man half arnold it felt like everything was there was so much merch you got the phrases you got the i'll be back austa la vista baby i like movies aren't that big anymore are you calling mois adip shit are you I don't know when I always suck out. Is that Edward Furlong? How's Eddie Furlong? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That and the Living on the Edge video, man.

Those were his two moments. Sequest, right? Sequest? I don't know. I've never even heard of that, so it couldn't have been too big of a moment. The world hinges on what I've heard of. Brother, the things that you haven't heard of.

Fill the fucking Grand Canyon, all right? Aggressive, aggressive words. You dipshit. That was where I fell in love with dipshit, though. That movie where I'm like, man, that is funny that he just said that two older guys. Dipschits are real funny one. Dipshit is such

In Paris Puehler Tell you what, dipshit I want you wheeler old bones on down here A table was a little further That you expected You've not seen Terminator too I haven't seen Terminator too I haven't seen any of the Terminator too

I've got a redbelly in me He's redbelly in me He's been terminator too Oh man we got a long night ahead of us ice God damn Braveheart both the godfather's T2 Till Dana go to bed at six It's work

It's important T2, that's my pick Sean, time for your second pick I mean I'm keeping in movies too But Maverick What is that a sequel to? Top Gun? Top Gun Oh

I thought you meant the other With the other Mel Gibson That's a, which is a great movie Yeah Are you anti-Semitic Maybe Maybe I am You've been riding for Mel pretty hard

Maybe I am And I feel like you dropped some Mel Yesterday too movie Yeah and some Kanye Yeah And I'm about to draft graduation I'm gonna go watch school ties

after this that is a good movie school ties if you slept on school that's a good Is that the one with Michael Rappaport? Brennan Frazier Higher learnings with Michael Rappaport That's what I'm thinking

Brennan Frazier's a Jewish football player That common archetype The Jewish football star I wasn't gonna say it Yeah it was I heard of this on a show the other day but it is one of those movies where I didn't There was anti-Semitism in that movie

and I was like, I had never knew what that was. Right. I never even, I don't know. It just never was on my radar. You thought they didn't like brunettes? Yeah, I was like, they weren't like bad actors, I guess. Good thing, I don't go to that's cool. The way they treat hot guys.

What with the way they treat hot guys at all? Yeah, Maverick. It's, you know, it's fantastic. Brought the movies back. It did bring the movies back. This one's moved in. I do this a lot more than I used to. You do do this a lot.

When did you start doing Italian hand gestures? I think you're going further. put it out there. I'd never done this. Dog, I was hanging out with a little Italian boy the other day and it kept going like this. Did he really? It was awesome.

Right here? Yeah, it was awesome. That's great. It was awesome. Why were you hanging out with the little Italian boy? It's like a long, it's like a long story. Oh, okay. I was hanging out with an Italian family.

Oh, okay. They had a little boy. But the boy was doing this. Are you busting his balls? Yeah, what the fuck? No, it wasn't even, it wasn't even, it was like, he was actually they were like Italy they were from a they're on vacation from Italy

Gugu there's a restaurant in my neighbor that's maybe the best video on the internet Hey gugu It's nice to meet you Have you ever seen a video better than that? It's so sweet. It's the sweet is where she just We should have stopped the internet that day We should have been it we should have shot it down

That was as good as it was ever going to get I afraid It is really where she's like It's like oh no It's like, it's happening. The rapture. He's nice to meet you. And she, like, tells it to play an Italian song?

Yeah. Yeah, Maverick. That's, like, Marvick is one of Laura's movies. That's like my mom talking to Alexa. Yeah. I got, like, departed or good, you know, my movies. But Maverick, like, she watches that. All the time.

Really? Really? Mm-hmm. I have not watched it since the first time I saw it. Oh, yeah, the general. The general retired pilot, obviously. So she just, she has that. And I think it, like, reminds her maybe of that vibe or that life.

You look like Tom Cruise. Yeah. You got the helmet in your house. I just do it wrong. Real tight fist. I sure do. Yeah. Give me that helmet back.

What if you point knucks? You know what we did the other day? What? Point knuckles? What the fuck? Bear Claw someone? Anyway. That's nasty.

What do you want to go to dinner? We turned it around. The other day, Laura's like, people can't tell that Tom Cruise signed that. So we turned it around on the shelf now. Yeah. So the signature is what's showing. There you go.

Because I wanted people to ask about it more than they do. They don't. Because it looks like we have a helmet up there. Toy helmet. But yeah. But I thought people would be like, as adults, why do you have? have a toy helmet on there and be like to check it out i don't ask people about their decorum i don't

i think ever since funco pop dropped i just don't want to ask you you don't want the story i swear that every dude has like two this is a tweet and forgive me for it but like every dude has like two funco pop figurines and many of us don't know where they came from i got a biggie small's one i don't know who gave it yeah you got it you got it you got it you got it you got to you remember the biggie smalls because i'm i mailed it to you from someone uh i have a doc holiday one. It's the one that made it. No shame on, if you are into funco pop figurines, if that fits your aesthetic, that's

wonderful. When you told me, you're like, I just don't ever ask about it. Yeah. I got you the ones and you're like, hey, those Funko Pops didn't make it. They didn't make it. The shirt made it. The shirt made it. The shirt made it. And the shirt I cared about because it's a sublime shirt. I know he'll wear that shirt. The Funko Pops were more of like a placeholder as if to be like, here's me thinking about you the other day when I bought these. It was lovely.

Yeah. Didn't think they were going to. I was just like, I can't put these up my house, man. I can't. Oh, no. Dana's got like 18th century, like, British prince. And you're like, yeah, but these are the Goodfellas Funko Pop. This is a Prince Funko Pop. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.

Everybody's wearing purple. Do you have time for your second pick. Okay. Can I do this? The Jordan Four. I think so. And I don't know why not. It's interesting, right?

I would say the Jordan 2 yes For sure Jordan 4 is a sequel to the Jordan Yeah Or it's a right It's supposed to say it picks up where the last one left off is all Yeah So you can be drafting it as a sequel to the three

If you want to get technical I think so Yeah yeah okay yeah yeah I would say that counts And that's great That is opening my box a little bit Nobody gives a fuck what you think Okay If any of you give a fuck what I think

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The four lows, the four RMs, is that what you're talking about? No, they did the S-B-Niki did like a co-lab with Jordan. The green SB-Fors, I think. Yeah, but they're lows, right? No, those are mids. Mids are highs, yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of a different one. But yeah, those are fours.

Okay. You have the Nigel Sylvester force, right? Yeah, I have the Nigel's uncomfortable for me. Apparently, the sneaker draft episode is like real divisive in the listenership. I remember finding this out a while like a divisive and delistnership No there were people who like loved it who were sneaker heads and I remember

like the people who didn't really know or care about sneakers were like what are they Yeah I wouldn't listen to it It never even occurred to me That there would be people who wouldn't be into it I was just like everyone will like this I always assume there's some stuff that people are going to be like nah Yeah

Yeah that's fine You know we drafted pro skaters Thank you both for letting us do that That was you know a big favor To me and I'm like I bet you most people It's not going to be Kelly Hart. Yeah, that's right. Every week's not going to be for you.

Right. Hey, by the way, entertainment's not for you. I'm saying this to myself, we'll need to stop interacting with the art that we consume a little bit. I have like. I think we all got to chill a little bit. I think we all got to stop crowdsourcing. Yes. I'm not saying podcasts.

I just. Not this. Everybody. Spread the word on this. Yeah, tell it all your friends. Everybody. Everybody needs to listen to this because we know what we're doing. But it's kind of like, I think shit's getting weird.

I signed with everything. For Quar, like I somehow'm on this Quora newsletter. You know, like the Quora, the people ask questions to get in. And like, we'll send you like a popular question. And one of them was like, is Paul McCartney a jerk? And not to like verge on that, uh, that, uh, Neil Brennan bit from his last special, which is great. But like, if so, who gives a fuck if Paul McCartney's a jerk? He wrote The Beatles.

So, so what? If he was a jerk, like. And the guy. you like is probably a trick too you just don't know by the way he's not i know a lot he's like the sweetest dude on earth but like i know some bummers for sure yeah but he's like you need him to be

nice too like you also need paul mccartney to be nice to people he is but like how dare you who the fuck do you think you are how dare you how dare you Isaac it's not me ice man okay never mind then I retract this whole thing uh my next

pick can i do my next one for it yeah uh Ken griffy junior Damn it! Oh, fuck! Fuck! Oh, God damn it! I should have done... Was it going to be that exact one?

Yes! I don't think I've ever snite you in that way. I don't either. I've never seen that reaction come out of you. I really thought I was slick with it. That was a good pick right there, brother. I was going to do it first, but I thought it was stupid. That's why I did Da Vinci Co.

No. I thought I felt like a third round pick to me, which it turned out to be. Turned out to be. That's why I did God, Terminator 2. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, man. Well, okay, all right. Well, then I got it.

Okay. All right. Great pick. Thank you. Yeah. He's awesome. Thank you. The coolest baseball player.

Seattle. Built on the second one. Filled on the first one. Played on the same team for a second. Fully a sequel. Right? Him and his dad is rookie season? Yeah, he's rookie season.

Still got my griffies at home. Someone sent me from like OG griffies. Same. I got a pair of griffies. Also, a man, I feel like whose story never got to be fully told. He injuries derailed his career in a big way. Oh, no, I mean, his personal, oh, personally, I think he's a lot different than you think he is. There's like a lot of... Now he's a professional photographer, much like horny the big penis penis.

Yeah. Did you just see that quote where Randy Johnson? He's like, I don't have a gun. I just have a bag of baseballs next to my bed. I'd rather take the bullet. Yeah. Just see him naked with a giant dick throwing baseballs at you. I robbed the wrong house.

It robbed the wrong house. What was the giant dick detail necessary? Sean's imagination he sleeps naked. Yeah, I don't see why he'd wear clothes. It's his house. Speaking of X people, do you see Marshawn Lynch put out a baking cooking cookbook?

No, I didn't see that. And then people flamed it. And then he posts a bunch of the... It's on his Instagram. Really? He called it yeast mode. Yeast mode? That's funny.

That's awesome. He's funny. I didn't see it, but he's good in that movie, right? with the Nova Cain maybe. Was he in that movie? No, he was in, uh, he was in, uh, Ki-Wan, what's it in, uh, Kiwi-Wan? Kiwi-Wan. He was in the movie with I-O and, uh, Richel's and I.

Yeah. Not my cup of tea that movie, but he was funny in it. Yeah. Buttoms. Bottoms. Bottoms. Tone, a lot of tone changes, but that's like movies now. They just can't keep tone anymore.

It feels like. Good ones, too. Yeah. Yeah. I thought weapons switch tones a lot, but it was fun. I haven't seen. I'm going to go when I get back. I'm excited to see it.

Anyways, Ken Griffey Jr., enough said. Only baseball player with the shoe we wear. Real sequel, too. Like a real sequel to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not every junior is, but he... No, he's a real, real sequel to us. Fuck.

That was good, man. I did knock it out of movies. I'm going to go back to movies, and I'm going to go Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. Okay. As a sequel to Raiders. I didn't know it was a sequel when I saw it.

I thought that started the series. so I didn't find out Raiders even existed until years but what's the third one there's last crusade then there's the Crystal Skull or whatever that's the Shilabu that's the Shilabuff one I didn't like that one very much and there's another one no crystal skull was okay it was all right I didn't like the last one yeah yeah yeah yeah you want to wreck it again yeah Temple of Doom's amazing man the Onomshibai

that shit scared the shit out of me seeing that guy You're like, wait, can really, can that happen? Because it looks like it can happen in that movie. Is that the one where they dip him in the lava and it comes out bones or whatever? And he rips his heart out and he's like, got him a shupty day. And he rips the heart out. And then the guy's going in the fire with no heart, by the way. And his heart's still beating in that guy's hand.

And Indiana Jones is like the, he's like in a trance hypnotized by this whatever leader, wizard dude. I think it's my least favorite of the three. Of Crystal Scott. No, you mean of Crusade and Ray. and Temple of Doom. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I liked it. I liked it a lot. I like the bugs. That whole thing still grosses me out. Yeah. Would you reach in either one of you? Would you reach into that many bugs for me? For you?

For you? Yeah. Would you, if a stranger was going to die? Honestly, a low lift to save a life. There's a stranger in there. Not to save their life. Someone's going to break their nose. No.

And you have to reach in and turn a knob. You'd let them get their nose broken? Who are they? It's a stranger. Do I know anything about them? Age? 40-year-old woman sex

Ooh A 40-year-old woman No then 40-year-old man for days Yeah for sure That's my brother That's my brother right there I got you brother

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Yeah How much money for you to just do that To just reach in an elbow deep Into like a hole full of bugs and, like, flip a switch. Oh, honestly, not that much. I'm not really...

50 bucks. 50 bucks, yeah. I don't believe you. For that many bugs? Yeah. You just put your hand in, flip a switch, and then take your hand out,

brush the bugs off. No, dude, cockroaches. So what? Oh. They're gross, but I... I couldn't do it. Bugs don't really bug me.

Hey. They just don't. I would say 300. Okay, man. We're not asking what your favorite movie is. We're saying how much money would it make. You just say this is. Sparta and Reaching, eat a handful of cockroaches.

Yeah, Indiana Jones Temple of Doom. Nice. Yeah. Ken Griffey Jr. off the board, what do you got? God damn it. Yes, he is. I'm trying to get creative over here now.

Oh, man, it's too late. Damn it. I tried to cue up it saying, y'all ready for this right after you said that? It took so long. Because you were thinking the song starts with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it would be really fun. Y'all ready for this?

I'm going to take Red Dead Redemption 2 Oh wait Speaking of sequels I'll do that I'll say that again Yeah yeah yeah Because you want me to take a break right now Yeah Or do you want to leave all this in

Show them how the sushi's made I like okay sure Sausage The sushi Actually they possibly show you how Yeah That's one of the best parts Because you go and they're making the sushi

I love it when you sit down And they're making the sushi They don't want you to see how the sausage is made No Because it's disgusting But they do want you to see how the sushi's made So in this way We are kind of showing them how the sushi's made

My pick is Red Dead. We'll take a break right after this. My pick is Red Dead Redemption 2. One of the great video game sequels of all time. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 1. It's a cowboy video game. I have it. It's great.

I have not completed it. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the greatest video games I've ever played. It's amazing. The storytelling is great. The detail in Red Dead Redemption 2, when you're riding your horse, if it's a male horse and you go somewhere cold, its testicles will. pull up into the body and if you go somewhere warm they will descend

there's that level you really got Isaac and I with the word testicles I feel like you could have just said it and we pulled up in the start of life do we need that in video you don't need it yeah but do we want it that much attention to the teeth do I not even

it's the brown M&M rule do you want it or whatever the M&M thing that's the brown M&M and M rule you're not you know the brown M&M's just this is complicated oh oh you're talking about candy

yes Would I'm going to be successful if he was black? No, not candy. Oh, I didn't even get it. Oh, man, that put me into a compulsion. I didn't even get it. I thought we were talking about horse testicles still. Oh, that's awesome.

If they're paying that much attention to a little detail like that, that means they're paying attention to like kind of everything, right? Would you have noticed that if someone, if you hadn't been told via an article? No. No. I don't, I'd like to think no. Yeah, you would. Because I'm not like staring at the horse testicles bouncing up and down as I ride around. It's just such a good game.

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's a great game to just, like, you can just go hunt and it's entertaining for like two days. I watched you play that game a bunch. Yes, you did. It was fun. Yeah. Then you'll fire it up on the old TV tonight.

You should. It's great. You don't even watch. I don't have the second one. I have the first time. You should just get the second one. You can go back and play the first. How does that work with these?

They're not really connected at all. You can just get it right on your Xbox or whatever. You don't have to like physically go buy it yet. You just download it. Yeah. Solid bird. Whoa. That one got away from you.

That was a hiccough. Yeah, that one really did. Yeah. Yep. That was kind of like a bloop ground ball and I like biffed it. Does Skip Bayliss's brother still have that restaurant? Rick Baylis. Yeah.

I don't know if he does in L.A. That one O that used to be across from the improv. Yeah, they had those. Bowls that were so delicious. That one's close. Rick Bayless, if you're ever in O'Hare, which Sean just was. Not looking to eat. I'm a midway guy.

Rick Bayless Frontera Grill is one of the best airport restaurants. Really? They do tortas and they do bowls, and it's great. Okay. And that's for any listener, can use that. Yeah. It doesn't just have to be Sean or David. That's actually cut anyone.

Feel free. Isaac. Yes. Rick, Craig. Skip. Leslie. Any of you. about five leslies

five about five leslies um that's not how the song went yeah if it was just a name that didn't make it the brown M&M version that's like Taylor's way

yeah Taylor's version I'm listening to I'm listening to lose yourself but the brown M&M version if you had one shot a one opportunity

it's systemic racism the brown M&M theory dude You could write a thesis. That could be your thesis. We're going to take another break. This episode of All Fantasy.

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your like college thesis I'm going to college I didn't either let's go I did I don't feel like entertaining this foolishness. No, we don't have, yeah, we, yeah, talked about it too long. Sorry, it's my fault. I'm taking, are you all ready for this? I'm taking dirty Sprite, too. You motherfucker. Yeah.

You knew that I had it. How's it feel? You piece of shit. How's it feel? You piece of shit. It's the second dirty Sprite. It's an album by Future. DS2.

It was huge. It's got I serve the bass on it, which is one of my favorite songs. It truly is. Yeah. Futs are got where you at. Really good. Future's got it. Yeah, it's really good.

Flow bag. Fuck up some commas. Fuck up some commas is on that album. God damn. Yeah, DS2 is huge. It's really good. When that came out, I was listening to it a lot. Same.

A lot. And doing lots of things that were harmful to myself. Yeah, I thought I was being futuristic. It always tripped me out that you didn't pay like the 80 bucks to go see the 20 minutes of future or whatever in Las Vegas. What were we going to do? I don't know. I've spent money on way worse stuff where that was one where I'm like... Haven't we just seen...

I think so. I think so, but it was like, we were just walking by and Future was still on for like 20 minutes and the tickets to me, yeah, that's stupid. We were, I think I was probably on draw. I think I was probably on Molly. Yeah. And so it didn't, it probably wasn't as appealing.

Not from outside. I was feeling great. Yeah. And I think even then the, you got to be kidding me with these prices. Overrid the Molly. Was that, that's a JZ? It was after one of them. It was, yeah, it was last Jagus, I think,

because we were a little more fight. after that one. Because we were split up. Do you remember we got split up leaving T-Mobile? No. Did we? I can't remember. I do. I found you guys like on a corner. Okay. I remember going into some bar with Namp.

Because it was a bigger crew for that one, right? For Jay-Z? I remember splitting off, splintering. Yeah, we splintered. With that bar right outside of, did I get recognized there? Probably. I think I did. Anyway, you can cut that. Sorry.

and for my fourth pick hmm I'm gonna take the blueprint too wow wasn't on my list actually never mind no it was it was I was lashing out

I was lashing out what pick did you just do dirty Sprite 2 and then the blue you're on your fourth pick yeah how many oh man I got all confused

I thought you just went three times in a row no I think you did because you picked Red Dead Dirty Sprite 2 oh shit I forgot to write it down oh no well

I won't pick it Anyway, you can't. No, no, no, no. And David can too. Okay, Sean, time for your fourth pick. Street Fighter 2. Nice. Yeah.

I didn't know Street Fighter was a game. I thought because I just never, it wasn't even on the radar. And I saw it in a movie in like, I forget the movie even where they're playing it. I was like, oh, yeah. Of course, the original is not just called Street Fighter 2. Right. I just never thought about it because Street Fighter is so bad. I remember seeing Street Fighter.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I remember hearing lore. Somebody told me I Honda was skinny. Yeah. That's crazy. There's only four people, I think, in Street Fighter. It's just not, I don't know.

Ken Ryu and then two other dudes. Yeah, something like that. I think M. Bison, if you know, go ahead and hit the comments, bro. But, yeah, Street Fighter 2 was just the game, dude. Was it this podcast where somebody told that M. Bison story? I think so. It's Mike Drucker maybe? The Raul Julia story?

No, like M. Bison. Oh. It was Ballrog was supposed to be the last guy. His name was Mike Tyson. Yeah. And they changed it and made just the name Ryan. Yes, that is. Drucker did tell that.

Street Fighter 2? Yeah, Street Fighter 2. That's like the book thing. I was reading this book. We can just claim that's our story. Yeah. Yeah, Street Fighter 2, man. I love it.

David Tumper, you're fourth and your final picks. Okay, fourth pick. I'm going to take Paddington 2. Oh, yeah. Fuck. God. It's, so if you look, it's the highest, on Rotten Tomatoes, it's the highest rated sequel of all time. I watched it for the first time this week because I was like feeling stressed about the move.

Yeah. It's amazing. That'll warm you up. It's amazing. You're like sticking them between my ribs on this one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, this final one.

This final one and I don't want any, I, this is a lightning round, right? Yep. New York City. He goes, I like, he's like, I don't want any push back. New Amsterdam. That's great. Yeah. That's a great.

pick. Okay. What are we going to say? I don't want any pushback. Like, I don't want to hear any shit about this. I don't want to have to talk about it. That's why I took it last. It's phenomenal.

That's great. It was really good. It became English. Yeah. We don't put these up for voting anymore, but you won this one. John? Can I do this? Can I pick up the zip up hoodie as a sequel to a hoodie?

No. Why? Come on. Why? What are you talking about? Why not? How are we to know that that was the first anyway? I can't imagine it was first.

Why? New York City has new in it. New York. Empire Strikes Back. That's a much better pick. That was so funny. Didn't think I was going to ride. I'm going to take the long sleeve tea.

It would work. That probably came after. I know. And I'd have to take it. I'd have to swallow it. With my last, I'm taking wings. The band wings. Oh, Paul McCartney's band.

Sequel to the Beatles. I heard he's a dick, dude. I heard that too. Yeah. Dude, no, boneless. I would be a sequel. I would be furious as you don't like boneless wings.

I do like boneless wings. I just vastly prefer chicken wings. Vastly. Boiless wings aren't bad. They're just not wings. No. Well, they're nuggets. I don't need them to be called wings.

I ditched that a long time ago. But I'm taking the pulver carton band. Yeah. Yeah, wings. What's the best wings song? I don't really know Wings Band on the run

I don't hold I mean Oh is that wing Let me roll it I love that song Yeah That is a good song Let me roll it

That might just be McCartney It's got a weird I was thinking of Let me roll it Let me grab it I was thinking of fat rabbit By ludicrous No

And Paul McCarton Which happens a lot It happens a lot I regularly have to be You usually think about Ludicris I was thinking about Oh fat rabbit

Was what I was going to say Yeah We should put this one up to That's for the next draft. Well, no. David won. Yeah, we could put it up for vote. Feel free to weigh in if you somehow think David didn't win this one.

Isaac, do you have a pick? Yeah, one of my favorite movies of all time before sunset. Oh, you would pick that. Love that's a romantic little trio those movies. Before midnight. You don't want to take Shakespeare's second sonnet or something? I have another pick, which is Wardell Stephan Curry the second. Steph Curry. He's a sequel.

What? Oh, yeah. He's a junior. He's Del Curry's junior. I didn't know that. Wait, I thought the second was if the junior has, okay, I'm sorry. There's a third. There's a third word of Stuffin Curry. I'm so sorry, guys. What? I SPDed.

What's SBD? Silent Beddead. Oh, that's all right. Oh. That's all right. I thought I was going to get away with it. Well, let's wrap her up. Yeah. Recap. David one first. It's so scary when you know it's coming.

This is an insane. a hurricane off the coast. This is embarrassing. He took the DaVinci Code, the Jordan 4, Ken Griffey, Jr., Paddington 2, and New York City. That is a good list.

It's a really good list. It's just fucking, you got to recognize it when you see it. Sean took the Dark Night, Top Gun Maverick, Temple of Doom, Street Fighter 2, and Empire Strikes Back.

I took Godfather 2, Terminator 2, Red Dead 2, Dirty Sprite 2, and Wings. Did you have any more like outside the box ones? I don't know why I was having so much trouble with it.

I was trying to find paintings. I had junior mints sort of outside the box. That would have been a good one. That would have been. A sequel to Mints. Yep, right? The only thing I had that didn't get taken was the video game Skate 2.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Because that was great. Yeah, Tony Hawk, too would have been great. Oh, NBA Street Volume 2. Oh, that is a good one. You got a boost. Yeah.

Man, I used to get sick of that fucking announcer. Yeah, he sucked. I played that game so much. I played the shit. I played NFL Street. I played the soccer one, too. I played all of them. I can't believe the street franchise won away.

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