All Fantasy Everything - Sexy Cartoon Characters (w/ Langston Kerman)

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

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This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. The podcast of fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting sexy cartoons. Our guest today is the comedian, writer. Great Morris. Was that the L.O. Coochers? Have you heard him talk about that?

No. He, they, because people have asked them, they've confronted him now because he- Because he does it like 10 times. Yeah, yeah. In that episode. And like, he's, he's going crazy that night. He wants it to catch on. He wants it to catch on.

They said, L.L., what was that? He said, brother, I was on drugs. He said, I was high out of my mind. I think that's also a testament to how weird he is, because I've been so high. Yeah. Right? Like, grab the ground. I never was like, oh.

Certainly not to imagine. man saying he's going to pile drive me through a table. No. And I go, yeah, I don't. You know, whatever. Get around my tongue. We'll see who piled drive too. My brother tastes like buttercotch.

He's just got honey laced on it. I do worry about that because that's something I would start doing ironically in the house. Yeah. And then I could see it catch you. You could accidentally do that. You suddenly are like, man. Yeah. Doing it to cops.

Guy at the gas station does your windows for you hey man thanks there's a stop sign somebody lets me in traffic I do it out the window yeah that can be traffic David's new mood it's kind of cool if it's polite it's not no what you did we're setting me up that's not good this is a setup from both of you it's even warm it's warm yeah no no no no it's cold

jovial jocular I know that guy would lick the outside of my butt yeah that's very even the part of your butt you want licked, I don't think. I don't think so either. I think he was high. I never really... Just your butt cheek. Look my butt cheek. Yeah, just lick the crack but don't actually get in between.

It's that really hard bony part. I just wanted to feel moist in the most uncomfortable way. Yeah. Yeah, I want to sit down and feel this. Listernerner-Margastor. Yeah. Yeah. Sean Jordan is here?

What's up, brother? David Bori is here? I'm your host of you. and Carmel. That's the end of the intro. It's beautiful. It was a beautiful introduction. It felt full of energy and life. We got everything we needed from it. Yeah. I'm excited.

All the information. We had a little fun, just sort of a preview of what kind of shenanigans we get up to here on All Fantasy Everything? Yeah. Yeah. We're all settled in. Sort of a prairie home companion vibe, wouldn't you say, Isaac? What's a prairie home? Come on, man. I would have been a million dollars you didn't know it. What is that? I don't know what that is. You don't know what it is even. It's a public access show. They did it about like Wobagon, Minnesota.

some Garrison Keeler Garrison Keel. It was like an NPR variety show. Wow. Like a Minnesota, right? But the whole thing

was like fictional. Did you watch this? No, you could listen to it on the radio. They made a movie. They did make a movie. It sucked. Yeah, I like

fucking Clark for Tappert brothers. If we're talking about NPR. You really, and we don't address this enough, you really are an NPR guy. I... He's a the wave guy now.

I like... Oh, not. 94 7. He's got that GMW pushing around It's a wave 94 7 No, but what, like

what's the format? The way I don't know what you're saying When we got off the phone Yeah, he clearly doesn't know He tried to sing his way through What kind of music? You know 94.

He said I gave you the radio station I gave you the song He stands up It's my fucking car It's like Tina Turner from all eras Okay, great So you can hear like

rolling on the river, but then they'll also play like the Thunderdome song. We heard OPP, we heard my prerogative on the way here. Well, that was K-Day when I picked, I was K-day when I picked you up. Okay. K-day in the morning. You're a radio guy, you're an NPR guy. You... I wanted to do radio

in high school. I thought that would be what my job was. You would have been great at radio. We kind of do it now. We just don't introduce songs, basically. I would say you do a lot of radio. Yeah, isn't that what this is? Hey, little David Bory, it's going to be all right, man. We're totally going to have sex.

There's more leather couches and less Belbiv DeVoe, but we're in it. Hey little buddy. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, oh, oh, whoa. You don't say, hey, little buddy. That's not the polite one. I thought we were expanding it. That's so gross, too.

My hand is wet in a bad way. I stopped licking when I did it out of respect for myself. Yeah, it's awful. It really stinks that he was. doing it so much that night and then shaking people's hands. Yeah. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, L.O. Cool. Jay is a bad guy.

No, when you really break it down, he is a weirdo. He's a weirdo. Yeah. Deepest blue is my hat's like a shark's fin. He just got away with that. Yeah. What was that? He's been buffed for a long time.

He has been buffed. That's, I think, why you make such crazy moves. And around the way, girl. That gave him a lot of slack with me. We heard that this morning. Yeah. This morning? Or no, we heard I need love.

Yeah. I need love. A perfect. song. Yeah. He really was, he was being vulnerable in a way that hip hop didn't even demand yet. No, no, no. I bet people didn't like it.

Oh, I bet the pushback was, was, roaring. Like on a ground level when that song came out, people were like. You think the niggas of Queens? We're excited. Well, I don't. I don't need love. I think there's a lot of guys who had never been alone in a room. Yeah.

Let alone looking at a woman. Did he have, like, compatriots, L.L. Cool J? No, he has no friends because he's a freak. Yeah, he doesn't have friends, right? Yeah. It's not like anyone you're like, oh, you're the L.L. Cool J scene, you know, L.L. And then this guy and this guy and this guy. He kind of moved beyond rap fast.

Yeah. And became like a Hollywood celebrity. Yeah. Yeah, he was an entity, like almost immediately. Well, and he was the lover. Like, he, what? Mama said knock you up, but then he was like the love song guy. Hey love her.

He was licking his lips. He was doing it. That song was crazy. Yeah. You know, I could net. I was always too, too wet for me that video. Yeah. Everything in that video is like wet though.

So many, so many shots of just this, you know? Yeah. Like, I don't know. I hate it when you do it for that. You made that noise? You hate that? Especially now that like the facial hair and it's happening with me too is going a little salt pepper. It looks especially odious.

Yeah, yeah. I'm at the same strip club just in a different window. I got like a big sucker. You're at the window outside the strip club. Hey! Get out of here, Sean! Representing calls. That was raised there, too.

Hey, fellas. I'm right? I could eat it like a peach. You're right. Eating an actual peach in a video bridge too far. That's what he was eating, right? Was eating a peach at the strip club? He didn't give you pitted... They don't give you stone fruit in the strip club.

They should. You got to bring your own in. What are you to do with the pit? He just keeps eating the pit. It's way horny. You only can't have something that sticky in the strip club, you know what I mean? It's a mess. It's a mess. You can't have unsort stickiness in the strip club. Can you imagine the mess of mango would make in a strip club?

No. I can't eat a mango alone in my house. It'd have to be all mangoes if it's going to be that. It's all mangoes. Like we have to like, we have to commit entirely. A sticky fruit team script club. See, now write the business proposal. Okay. Mangoes.

Pynapples for the boys in the back. Okay. What are they doing in the back? I don't know. I've never been to one of those. Aye. Fair enough. Wait, what are those?

What is the script club? The ones with guys. Oh, oh, I see, yes. It seems like a much different party. I've seen pineapples for the boys in the back? You know what they're doing is they're sliding the pine. They're going to their penises. Oh.

Yeah. That's pretty smart. That is good. That's good. That is good. You're going to cover that side of the business. I'm okay. I'll probably just, I'll probably just like dart in, drop some ideas every now and then leave all the lights is still on.

You drop off the case of ring pineapples. See, give the guys a shoulder round. I want to be the DJ at Mangoes. Okay. Strip club DJ always seemed like. Mangoes is a great name, by the way. That is a great name. Yeah.

Because of the tities. And juicy. That's right. Nobody ever thinks about a dry mango, except for the dried mango at Costco. Or Trader Joe's. Yeah. But even the dried mango is a little bit, we call it the, my daughter calls it the juicy dry mango. Yeah.

Because it's dried out, but it still has an organic wetness underneath it. Yeah. I think if there's one thing we can all take away from this is that you can't dry out a mango. You can't dry out of mango. And that's life advice. Be mango. Be a mango. Don't let yourself be dried out.

Stay juicy. Stay juicy. We'll be right back with more all-fant-thant-tham. We're still here. Early ad break. Give everyone a break. You got to stop going outside for a second. Not even a commercial.

This is just us now. We're taking a stop, damn. We want you to go look in the mirror and tell yourself to be a mango. Whenever reflective surface you can find, you know, forward-facing camera, tell yourself to be a mango right now. We're going to give you three seconds. Yep. All right, great.

Now everybody feels like a mango. And if you start a strip club called Mango, let me dip wet my beak a little bit. Come on, man. You want to be the DJ? I would want to, I think I would be a really good strip club. So you're willing to DJ even if it's not a real paid gig. That's how bad you want to be on radio? Would I, you're going to play your low-fi?

Would I have a hobby as a strip club DJ right now? Yeah. One night a week I would commit to that, yeah. That's fair. You're just saying the strip club. Welcome to Mango Morning Radio. No, I'm not working in the day shift. Not working a day shift.

There's got to be prime real estate. Give me at least a Wednesday or Thursday night. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thursday night, strip club? Yeah. You're getting a good group. Yeah.

And then that's a good because then now artists want to come to me to break their song at Mangoes. How many, how later are you DJing at Mangoes? Are you going all the way to the 2 a.m., 3 a.m. Spot? 6 to 10? Yeah. Six to 10 is a bummer. It's tough because my wife is an after work ground.

After work dudes in their sweatpants ready to go. My wife is off on Thursdays though. Damn. Damn the one day you could be. No, wow. You're injecting that much reality into this scenario. Honey, come see what I do for a living. I like this.

Your life's work schedule. Your life stays exactly the same. No, it's no different. You just are introduced to an opportunity where you can be a DJ. At a strip club. At a strip club. One night a week. And I think you can only get Thursdays.

What are you doing? Oh. And what hours are you picking? Dang. I'm off all day. Yep. And remember, was four-hour shift?

Alana loves to go out at night. was a four-hour shift? At least. I do five to nine, I think. Five to nine? That sucks. Those are bad hours. Because it's just starting to get fun until nine and call on and get horny to.

Raise your head if you've been to a strip club at five. I'm not who you're DJ in for. I know what's in there. I've seen it. Yeah. It's not that bad. You're saying it's going to be okay. Yeah.

What city? Were you in when you went to that strip club at five? Was it Portland? I, no. Okay. I had a day shift one time in L.A. With someone, I'll say after the thing is over. Okay.

Steven Spielberg. I signed an NDA. Yeah, Steven Spielberg hit me up at 1 p.m. one time. It was just like, you try to pop a Molly and go to a strip club? David, let's go to crazy girls. You want to get sticking? Steve? Have you ever been to a strip club alone?

No. That's what we were talking about yesterday. That would be Marley. I can't do that. I don't think that would sit. And that'd be rough? Yeah. I couldn't.

The second I go to take out money alone for just me, I'm either cheating on my wife or I am the most embarrassed person I've ever been. And eventually those two truths will collide. But certainly in that moment, I better be cheating. What did I come here? Yeah. If I'm nangos, come on, bro. It's sticky in here. I got to go back sticky alone

You don't even have any camaraderie No Because you take camaraderie out of the strip club That's a very important equation Yeah If you take that away from it It becomes a much darker I'm trying to be hard with my friends

You walk in David's DJ and you're like David oh tons of people are gonna meet me here I'm not I got a whole cruise coming Dang Just the whole fucking Everybody said they'd be here about 630

It would suck too Because I'd be like Hey yeah yeah I got a mix But just sit over the You're taking the job series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not going to stop down. I'll have them send you a Shirley Temple or whatever.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you ox cord DJing? In this, in this, in this, in this, you have like the, uh, electron, the digital. I've learned vinyl in the, oh, you're vinyl DJing in a strip club? That's what, well, that brings everybody to my night is that old school field. You're like cute.

You're like, you're doing, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing on your hands that whole night? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you scratch. I'm doing invisible scratch pickles. I don't know if strippers. like it if you scratch.

Yeah. I don't think, I think that messes with their money. Scribble jam? Yeah, I was going to say turn it in a scribble jam. They need the beat to loop. Right. They need to not,

they don't need interruptions. That's not going to. They don't need your drops. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe some drops. Okay. Yeah.

So let's, Shut out to cinnamon. Okay. Stuff like that. But that's, that's a shout out. Happy birthday! The drop is more like DJ boring.

Yeah. Oh, the coolest DJ in East Los Angeles. The sickiest fruit to scoot your mood. We're getting a little more, you're in East L.A. We're getting even more specific. The brown clown from downtown. Open that mango like a juice box. Isaac liked that one because he's real horny.

Damn, son, I didn't know you could eat a papaya in a strip club. Where they do that is. Mango. But also, we validate. You know what I mean? Just like say stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, it's a pretty good plan, man. I think you would do well to have this discussion with your wife now. Yeah. So that at the point that it comes up. Then it's not weird. It's not an issue. Yeah.

Because you don't want to suddenly be introduced to a new lifestyle and then have to negotiate backwards. That's a good point. Let her know. Yeah. Has that ever happened to you guys in your marriages? Absolutely. Yeah. Almost every day.

Sure. I'm just like, what can I say? Yeah. My wife and I met during COVID. I remember. So when then she found out that when you're a professional comedian, you have to leave town quite a bit. That became, that was something that I hadn't really established.

And now I don't really do stand-up anymore. And we both agreed. I should retire. Hang up my jersey before it's too late. Yeah. Sean Cougar, Mel and Jordan on Instagram. Where can people see you, my friend? September 26, Aladdin Theater, Portland, Oregon.

Late Show added for the All Fantasy, Everything. year anniversary show. 600 of you bought tickets. Yeah, dude, that's funny. Or 200 really excited people. Yeah, either way. We appreciate it. Ten years of cold beers, dude.

That's what we're calling it. We're doing the post Malone switch the country on our country. We got a higher. No. Sorry, man. Congrats. That's a big opportunity. I just started DJing and a strip coach.

Sorry, dude. We're going to do the big switch. We're going to pop. country. Oh, man. That's the worst one. Yeah. Yeah.

Morgan Wallens are our next guest. I have some words. It's going to be complicated. I have some stuff to say to him. He's got some words. He might have to say that. I think he's got some words. He's going to say bad.

I think we maybe lock the doors we say those words to each other. See who can get the loudest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See who means it the most, Morgan. See who filled a sock up with the right stuff before we turn the lights off. Come on the man goes. see what time it is Morgan. We'll get you back to God's country.

Yeah, I'll get you right there. David Bore is here. Cool guy jokes 87. Watch my don't tell. I don't know when this comes out. May 21st. Yeah, just watch my don't tell. Then moan me 10 bucks for my birthday.

Oh yeah, May 5th. I hear people do that. Yeah, they ask for money on the internet for birthdays. Yeah, that whole like, hey, instead of buying me a drink, you know, wherever you are. It's like, I wasn't going to buy you a drink. There was a period on this was like late generation Twitter before it became X. Yeah. There was a period where that buy me a coffee app existed.

Yeah, that's right. Coke. Yeah. K-O-F-I, I think. Yes, it was like an app where like you could solicit like small money from people under the premise of them treating you to a cup of coffee because they respect your work. Yeah, that's right. on Twitter. Yeah.

Hey, I like your tweets, basically. I'm glad I got out of there. The idea was 10,000 people would do that. Yes. And then you would be like, you'd be set for the year or whatever. You're either jacked up on coffee or you're using that money for something other than that. Yeah. Taking it down to mangoes.

It's final night, baby. I'm going crazy. You know DJ David is spinning. It'd be a better name than DJ David. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We figured out your Lofi beats hip hop name yesterday.

Oh, if I get into that, that was what I was saying would be a hobby I would like. Okay. Oh, what was it? I can't remember. Something on the beach? Probably. It was something on the beach. Something on the beach.

Yeah, that's okay. Bore you on a beach? I stay on the beach. Langston Kerman is here. At Langston Kerman on social media platforms. All social media platforms. Got it squared away. Nobody else wanted it.

Have you ever encountered it? There's not like another. Have you ever, even on the internet? I don't think there's another me. Yeah, I don't think like just, but like straight up that name. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've met a lot of Langston's and now, I know a lot of kids name Langston now.

Really? Because it's become like a popular for like young black parents are naming their. Yeah, yeah. White kids haven't gotten into it, but I hope. Sean? I never even thought about a white Langston until just now. I mean, I could talk to my wife, you know, if we ever have another kid. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't be scared of it is all I'm saying. Maybe it's one of those weird ones like, you know, sometimes you'll meet like a white Keenan and you're like, huh. Oh, yeah. Turns out that's also like an Irish name or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Malcolm, huh?

Okay. Confusing. There was a, I don't think he was white, but there was a guy named Mingus Maps in Portland, a politician whose parents clearly loved Charles Mingus. The jasmus is a name to Mingus, which I feel like is a tough first name. That's a dork. You kind of got to give them Charles. It sounds so close to Dingus.

Yeah. Right. That's right. Beautifully said. That's right. It hit you. None of us were brave enough to point it out. No.

And you stepped up, Sean. You said, you said, fellas, I know the problem here. I do what I can. I do what I can before I got. Let me just lay this out in bold lines. So everybody's clear. It's way knows exactly what we're talking about. Yeah.

Then my mama told me a podcast, of course. Hell yeah. That's all we ever need a promo. We love it. Is that anything else people should check out right now? I am going to be re-adding new dates to the aspiring Deadbeat Tour. It will continue in the fall. I won't bother you with those dates at the moment.

But just keep a lookout. Go to my website because all those dates are going to be up there soon. That's right. But this fall, if you would like to come see me, I'm going to be traveling once again, telling my little jokes. It'll be fun. Nice to take the summer off. It is nice to take the summer off. I do it mostly because I don't sell enough tickets to challenge the summer to its face.

I think that's not. I think we repositioned that. You say, like, listen, I know you guys want me out there. I heard the clamoring. You begged me to come. You got to get ahead of it. You got to get ahead of it. You said, Phoenix, come to us in the summer.

And I said, no. I won't do it. I won't do it. I know you're clamoring. The people who live in cities where it's winter, where they actually get winter that you want to leave. The few sunny days that you have to come inside to a basement to see me talk for an hour, but I won't come. I won't do it. Power move.

Yeah, I like that. Take my power back. I like this. I have nothing to. I mean, Carmel, I have nothing to promote. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Watch, uh, oh, what does this come out? May 21st.

May 21st. By now, I think, it will have been announced. But if it has, watch me on that. And if it hasn't, keep an eye out for something to watch me on. Hey, that's cool. Dancing with the stars. I'm on there, twirling. Twirling.

They have gotten to the official to the point where they've run out of stars. Yeah, he's in. It's basically like comics unleashed it to speak. It's me. It's Adam Conover. Just show up. You and Rex Neverette.

Rex Neverette. They're going, hell, Rex Neverette's funny. Yeah. Byron Allen's like, so Ian, I heard you can plie. He's hosting it? I would watch that fan on Dancing with the Stars. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Where is that fan these days? Siltoon stand-up? I think he moved east. I think he moved to like... To the Far East? The Far East. Oh, literally.

Oh, wow. I think he legit moved to where he's from. Sacramento. Hey, Sacramento. Whoa, he's got my stature. And started doing comedy out there because America was not kind to him. Oh, he's from Saigon. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I think he does comedy out in Saigon now. That's amazing. He did that like his closer was the finish him on his penis. Is that right? Was that that that fan? Yeah. I just remember he had a lot of jokes where he had to say his name.

Yeah. The whole bit was him doing accents and making fun of himself in a way that we called Hackey then. Yeah. And then allowed to become quite popular in popular culture. in recent memory. Quite popular in my house. Come around dinner and see the bits I'm doing.

A lot of that fan is very deaf fan. Very dark. In the boring household. It looks like he's in New Jersey. Oh, he's back in Jersey? The Saigon of East. He has been a free far east.

He had a period where he was living overseas doing comedy. Yeah, yeah, probably. Oh, you got to maybe on you. I don't know this man. And on all the fantasy everything, we believe are. I'm not familiar with it. No. So the original last comic standing.

Yeah. Featured a dat fan. And he won it, if I'm not mistaken. He beat out Ralphie Mae. And Rich Voss. And Rich Voss, yeah. My top three. You're three.

Yeah. I'm not crushed more. On your faves. Yeah. They all talk normal. And it's normal talking looking guys. Yeah. And.

And he was the winner, but every contestant on the show was mean to him. Yeah. They all hated him because he was like a super hack that had never existed before on television. And so when he won, it became this kind of controversial thing to the point that I, if I remember correctly, he couldn't even really sell tickets like that. Yeah. I remember that being the case too where it was like, you or no one was going. Yeah, they were like mad at him in shit. I seen him at a show I was on before.

Yeah. Whoa. That sucks. was not good. Yeah. Go to datfan.com, too. Just let me know. Get those tickets, man.

Get those that fan tickets, man. Now, we are here not only to talk about dat fan, but also the fantasy draft sexy cartoons. Let's go. Yeah. There's a lot of sexy cartoons out there. There's so many. It's like, it's really, yeah. Every show has one.

Every cartoon, I'd say, has a sexy cartoon. You kind of have to have a sexy cartoon. What are you doing if you weren't giving us something to look at? Maybe, I think a lot of people have had sexual awakenings to sexy cartoons. as well where they were like some of our first objects of desire. Yep. Jesus.

God it. Nice. Man. Got it. Not every time. He failed yesterday. I went over two yesterday. It did not work yesterday.

Wow. In really embarrassing ways. Big level of disrespect. That's crazy. And you've never fought them once? No. No, I couldn't do that. He's my brother.

Would you go to war with me, brother? I will step into the fire with you, my brother. I apologize for knocking your head off. That's all right, brother. I will link my fingers with you, he doesn't mean it. He's going to do it again, apparently.

He might. I will do it again, brother. He sure will. That wedding ring feels great, brother. Does it? Is that driving in? I'm sorry about that. No, it feels all right.

I'll take it off. I usually do. I'll take it off. Hey, I'm here for the hose. I'm going to mangoes. Where's the wedding ring bowl? I get four dudes, five dudes together in a room for hose. We start with some light LL talk.

We just see what happens. Ease into how horny we want to get. We start by looking our own hands. Maybe we look each other's hands before the niggas are over. Trying to knock a few hats off, if you know what I mean. Yeah, don't bring any hats. Sorry, I knocked your hat off. That's all right, man.

All right. Part of it's a fun bit. I will do it again. Yeah, that's all right. When I wear a hat, you knock it off my head. You go ahead. Maybe I just won't, maybe I'll do the slick back. Whoa.

It looks good. If we get a little, like, stuff in there. Some stuff in there. Yeah, it looks good like slicked back with this facial hair. Yeah, you look like you're going to consolidate a corporation. Yeah.

Come on. Let me just talk you for a little bit. Have a seat. Drink one of these tiny waters. You're having a hard conversation, but you're not flinching. No, these are never easy conversations. You don't have as much money as you thought you did. Yep.

But you're going to be okay. You're going to be okay. I'll make sure of that. I mean me as I take over. Non-negotiable 20% I have to take it. They won't let me not take it. A folder gets slid. Efferlessly.

in the middle of a sentence. What was the last time you had a folder? Oh, we got, I mean, does it the household count? Because we got Hela folders at the household with documents. I don't have anything to do with like filling those folders.

You don't have any documents. We got Manila folders at the crib. You're a man with no papers. Hella documents. I bet he has documents and just isn't putting them away. My birthday gets somewhere. On a court board

with a tack on it. And I don't mean that in a shitty way, I am similar. I am collecting documents and I am stacking documents. I am not organizing. I got my passport, Social Security card and birth certificate in a plastic bag in my, in my dresser. That's the only things I know where they're at. I haven't interacted with a folder in official way since I bought my house. I think like, I don't think I put anything that was supposed to be in a folder in a folder.

But we got a big old filing cabinet for all the stuff, like a big metal fireproof filing cabinet. We have one. I just think my wife handles it, including all of like the Our Son's birth documents and everything. I couldn't tell you. Do you know, R.Dio's social? No. I don't know, Maxis.

Do you know? No. Okay. I don't even know what they start. You just get up or you. I don't mean. I asked me the first number. Hey, Sean,

fuck you, dude. I have no idea what it is, though. I should until this moment right now. You know Dana's? Are you supposed to know your kids social? Probably. Yeah, I bet you are. Let me ask you this.

Do you know your wife's phone numbers? Yes. You do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that one. Yeah, I got that one too. I should probably learn. I got that pretty good.

You know me neither. Unfortunately, I know that she knows all of this stuff and I got to step up. Yeah. I know I need to know my wife's phone number because when I go to Ralph's, I'm not in that system. That's a really smart way to do it, though. So, like, if I go to a new grocery store, I'll never put mine in. I'll put hers in just in case. Yeah.

Because I know I didn't sign up. That's my relationship to Target. Yeah, like I... But I know she's getting target emails all day. So I could get some money off of this. You're not getting reception in Mangoes. They got a hard line. So if you ever need to call it.

Oh, yeah. Mangoes has a pay phone. You call a call in the basement. You're getting a collect call from... Hey, it's David, I'm a Mangoes. It's like a jail call. You have a collect call from Mangoes. When it says mangoes, there's like kind of a little junkie...

Yeah. Yeah. Baby. Jesse from Breaking Bad just walked in. It's going to be a late night. I got to go lick his hand. I got to say what's up. Sexy cartoons is what we're drafting.

Now, the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors, play between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, cats, here we go again. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, all scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oops all scissors. Oh, Lankston wins. Oh, I win. Odd man out. Oh, fascinating. That's right. A rock against two papers as the winner.

You do weird shit over here. This is exciting. We started mangoes. We started from this energy that you're feeling right now. Mango starts in your heart. It was just a place for us to play poker. I love that. Why we started it.

We needed a stripper. Suddenly we're Casamigos. I just said stripper club. I didn't mean to say that. Well, that's true too. That's probably the long form of it. Stripper. Yeah, that's what a short form.

I think it's stripper It feels so official I think it's stripper Clubnasium is the old title That's a stripper club Does you guys know

Zoo is short For Zoological Garden I did not know that Is that for real That's real That sucks I hate that Zoological Garden

Whoa they just They don't even Fuck around With garden anymore Uh uh no You know if it's So It's zoologist

You know that Is that zoologist Because they study Haitians Alonzo morning I don't even get that joke but it's funny Because if it was zoologist There'd have to be a third O in there

Who all Wait what? It's zoal because it's spelled Z Ologist So it's zoologist Because if it was zoologist You'd need another O in there To have the long O

You know what I mean? I believe that grammatically And I believe that America breaks So many rules In English language Yeah That both of those can be true Yeah

Like it can still be zoology and we do not have the grammaticalities happen. I think that's right. Yeah. We don't follow. This comes from my wife. You're who is a zoologist. Does she say zoologist? She does.

She doesn't say zoologist. I didn't know she was one. She also says orangutan, which I know it is, but it's orangutan. No, it's space juice. It's orangutan. Yeah, there's no G on the end of it. And yet we really put that tang on it. When someone says orangutan, it should be orangutan.

Why wouldn't it be? First of all, it's a fucked up name. That is, yeah. It really is. Objectively, that's an awesome animal. Yeah. And they really phoned it in with naming a orangutan. It doesn't fit the majesty.

But also, I always see sad orangutans. You see sad orangutans? Man, none of them look happy. The last few I've seen, the one that there's one in the Denver Zoo that is deep. Some happy ones are important. Oh, yeah. Like just upset, man Because, I mean, the Rockies.

They're already They're a big baseball fan. Big baseball guy. They're already a very like a contemplative ape. Yeah. They already look like they're in. They're always like here. They're hardship.

They play the smart ones in the, like that's the one that's smart and planet of the apes, right? Yeah. Well, the wise. The knowledgeable. The wise one. The sage orangutan. I just looked it up. It used to be orangutan.

Gutang? Why would in the world would we switch? Why did you say the goo? Arangue hyphen utang. I will say calling them goose, way more hat. Oh. No, I don't like calling anybody goose. I won't call anybody goose.

Sounds rough. You latched onto the one part that sounded like a slur in his pronunciation. The motherfuckers look like goose to me. They were, it's Arang, which means person and Hutan means forest. So they were called forest people. Wow. That's interesting. They're Bigfoot.

Yeah, they're Bigfoot. I knew. And there are people under, see, I'm just being right over here. I believe in Bigfoot. They don't. He's adding his own shit. I didn't say anything about Bigfoot. I don't believe in Bigfoot.

I think Bigfoot's super real. I don't see why not. Wow. I don't see why not. Okay, okay, okay. See, this is where you always bought up. you have the I don't see why not and then you have the I believe in them super.

I do. I do. But I don't see why not. I can say I don't see why not. I don't see why not Bigfoot. That doesn't mean I believe. Okay, I'll tell you, I believe in Bigfoot. Okay, there is.

I believe. You know what? Steadfast in my convictions. I will. Yeah. I believe there are dudes living in the woods and I believe those dudes have been desocialized to the point that they might as well be animals.

Those are goos. Those are goose. The goo guys. And I struggle to believe that they are of a different evolutionary train as much as just a big motherfucker who learned to survive. Oh, you think they're just big guys with no friends. Who lives in the mountains. I think a big old George Mirosan is out there doing weird stuff.

You would definitely, if you saw that. Yeah. You'd be like, that's a different thing. That's a big foot. That's a different thing entirely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. What do you think about that theory?

I don't find it as hard to believe in a regular ass big foot. Whoa. Here's where I'll give you the, I don't see why not. I don't see why not there can't be people that live at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, you keep coming back up. I don't know if I fully believe that, but I don't see why not. It really is light in food sources that concerns me most. Also the pressure.

The pressure. The pressure. They would die. They're built. They're built. They're all him, dude. They got that COVID, that mobba mentality. They got that blue whale in them.

Yeah. I think there's some pretty simple organisms who live off of like the methane, mama mentality. They know what mama mentality is. It translates down there. They heard about it all the way. If you believe that you can't achieve it. That's actually where you got it. Yeah, bubbled up from the meat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's tight. Lek's incumbent upon you to determine the order of the draft because you won rock papers. But before you do that, I want you to remind you, it is a serpentine draft. What is that? That's a great question. It's like Carr David, looking at. for a parking spot earlier.

Okay. I saw that shit just kind of back and forth down the side street. Oh, well, we have parking spots. We parked on the side spot. It was not open

when we got it. Yeah. Oh. And we were just looking around. It was fun. Basically what it means if you pick fourth in the first round,

you pick first in the second round. Now, with that mind, what would the order of today's draft be? I'd be a fool to not go first. Yeah, there's a big,

first round talent. There is. I'm taking myself first and then I believe we should go clockwise. So it'll be Ian, you'll be Sean.

Hot corner. And you'll round it out. You order is Langston Ian, Sean David. That's the way it's going to go. We're going to get to Langston's first pick right after this actual short break. This episode of all, fantasy,

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That sucks, man. Not like I'd have my own family. Sure, sure, sure. But then I'd have my strip club family. Yeah, not for long with that mentality. I really hate that you're saying. Nobody seemed, we'd all, we'd take, it'd be like cheers, but naked. You're going to think those strippers are your friends, then you're really going to be bummed out.

Oh, they can't be my friends. They can't be people. I don't think they can love you, man. You're going to end up cosyting up long. I don't need them to love me. I have love at home. Yeah, but then stop calling them family. I'm providing a safe space for them to practice their art.

Sure. Sure, you can do that as a business owner. I'm Ted dancing and this is my cheers. Yeah, for sure. And I don't drink in there, just like Ted dancing at cheers. Oh, you're sober in this strip clothes. I can't be drunk and shit at mangoes all the time. No, that's true.

Do you ever get to enjoy mangoes simply as the beautiful creation you've made? I get to enjoy the acceleration of a job well done. Any video lottery machines at mangoes? I get to enjoy the sweat on my brow at the end of a hard day of work. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to open a joint across the street called pork chops. It does the same ethos, but more around savory meats. Whoa.

That's nasty. You don't want to come home and smell like pork chops. Oh, I don't go. Pork chopping pussy. That's a mistake, my man. That is not the odor. you want to bring home to your child Yeah, because then he's going to get confused

when he smells it later in life. He's going to be like, why does it smell like my dad in jail? And she's like, maybe don't ask that question now. Maybe when we put our clothes on, you can ask that. Do we come back? Langston. Yeah. We're talking about sexy cartoons.

It is time for you. First round talent. is this is, I'm really excited to see how this goes. I, I, I'm very excited about my first choice. I believe in my first choice. Maybe more than any of my choices, I'm passionate about this first choice. Nani from Lilo and Stead.

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's easy. Va-va-voom. Yeah, yeah. Come on. The second, that hit my screen, I said, I said, oh my God, I don't care that she's a bad caretaker for this child.

I'm Project 69. Yeah. Weapon 69, excuse me I've never been more jealous of a fire spinner in my life than that boy that gets to kind of press into her once Lilo finally goes to bed Yeah Yeah, no, no, he was

Boy, oh boy. I have never seen Lilo and Stitch Whoa! I haven't either. You haven't either? You guys haven't seen it? You guys should see it and then watch the live action. Is the live action good?

Yeah, it's very good. They did a really good job. It's my favorite Disney live action. one. There's another, there's like another one coming out in 27, I think. I just saw Disney's whole lineup through 29. I think there's another one coming out. What? Some Instagram account called like Pubity.

You ever, do you follow that? Yeah. Am I saying that right? It sounds so nasty. Oh, it does sound. Pubity? Is that what it's called? Or is it like pubity? Your strip club sucks. You can come over to any bitty pubic hair. Tiny little Itty bribes.

All our girls got beautiful pubic hair. Tiny little pubic. microscopic. That's the focus. The England Empire is only pubicare-centric ripbook. Everybody else is focused on wet. We're sopping it up. We're sopping it up over here.

It's a course. We're in the spooking. We soak in the smells. Pubic hair on their nipples. That's right. We'll put pubic hair on anything. You order the wings. You better believe.

Men, women, everything in between. As long as they're bushy. Yeah, dude. We have a place here at puberty. A little bearded chicken wings, plank steaks. It's called puberty, the website. P-U-B-I-T-Y. I don't know how you say.

P-U-B-I-T-I-I-I-I. The implication is that there's another L-L-O-N-N-Stitch coming out. I believe there's already two of them. Is there? Because Stitch has a girl counterpart in the second film, if I'm not mistaken. Right, right, right. I personally don't. Well, you're watching it for Nani.

I watch it for Nani, and frankly, I'm no longer of an age where I can tap into the second draft of Disney films. I understand that. And I was a kid, I'd go Aladdin King of Thieves. Whoa. I'd go as far as three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a third? Aladdin?

Yeah, his dad is the King of Thieves and shows back up. He's been an outlaw. Aladdin's dad? Aladdin's dad shows up. Yeah. You sound in so. I'm like, well,

now I got to see it. I got to see it. That came from your heart. Bro, it really is, it's that fresh prince episode where his, it's, it's that,

but with the. Okay. That's a good, that's a good plan for a movie. Aladdin's dad don't want him. Aladdin's dad is a piece of shit. His dad's a trucker, but then they also find.

How close we're going to get to my life. It just happened. There's, there's this story about, So when Robin Williams did the first Aladdin, he got screwed. They didn't give him any back end on it. And I think they kind of like did it

in sort of like a shady sort of way. Made the movie. So they like screwed him out of all this like back end money. Yeah. And then they tried to get him back for it. It was either the second or the third Aladdin, which he did. He came back for.

But to do it, they gave him an original Picasso. Holy shit, man. Yeah. He was like, I'm not coming back for money. And they were like, what if, what if we give you this? original Picasso painting. So whoever is the CEO of Disney,

whoever was the CEO of Disney at that time. A silly motherfucker. Yeah. I don't know if I have time to read the whole. It's a long article here. Yeah.

Like I will make your life different than it is. I do that. I would take that for sure. What's an OG Picasso? It's got to be. Is it priceless? Is it up there?

Like now, it was less in the 90s, right? Because when did Picasso die? Didn't we do this where we were talking about Picasso could have listened to Aerosmith Right? Yeah, because you always think Picasso was like some Renaissance banning, but it was like,

he did cocaine. But he could have heard Dream on by Aerosmith. Yeah. No, he probably did it. Yeah. How long has cocaine been around? Long enough, buddy. It used to be illegal.

Sherlock Holmes in one of the first Sherlock Holmes books is just doing cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. to stay up and like to think about the mystery and they help. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, that's what.

That's exactly what. How do I get money? I got to solve this. I'm just going to be up working in the lab. I simply cannot reflect. Watson, get me my mystery powder. Mystery. That's why he cut all those out.

Yeah, Nani is great. She's beautiful. She wears a, she wears jeans shorts and a cutoff tank top. Always helps. And she is, she is in Lilo and Stitch, their parents are dead. You never find out how they died, but they are dead. And Nani has now become Lilo's caretaker. Is she her sister or she's an old sister?

And she's doing her best with so little. Yeah. And Lilo is a shithead. Yeah, Lilo's bad. She's bad. She's bad and she's strange. Yeah, and outcasted by her peers, outcasted in general society, and Nani's just piecing it together. Yeah, Nani's doing the best she can.

She really is, for sure. How old is your oldest kid? Four. Four. Have you started showing them Disney movies? Yeah, no, she's deep in it. Her favorite film is Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh.

She is also a weird. Max just got in love with that, too. That's a very specific brand. It's fun watching a kid fall in love with a movie and see it. It's really cool. Yeah. And the soundtrack too. Are you guys going to get them the merch?

Are you guys going to let them wear? Because that like, it's cool. That really puts you in a certain group. As long as she's only wearing a move. I'm really encouraging it. A little got, little goth kid? Yeah,

I do the hoodie with the thumbholes on it. The hoodie that zips up all the way. Going through something really helps you build into like a cool person. I think you're right about that. And I think making a bold choice that then eventually is going to get hard pushback. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the world is going to be like,

you're a little black girl dressed like Jack Skellington. What's up? Yeah. She's going to have to make a choice and decide how she's going to engage with the rest of the world. So I'm, I'm pumped on her being a little weirdo. I think it's cool. I think that's right. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good to have, it's good to go through like a subculture obsession when you're a kid. Fuck yeah. That's why it was really good for me that I thought I was a crypt for a few years. That's right. What? I got some hard. Oh, you don't know about all that.

He was a vanilla. We don't need to go in. I can tell you. Vanilla boy. Oh, no. I got beat in and everything. Holy shit. They jerked him off.

I got beat on. They said, poor guys that couldn't jerk you off and then you get to hang out with us. Fuck. No, it's not really whatever. They beat me up. No, they just beat me up. They just beat the shit out of you. I wouldn't say they beat the shit out of me, but they did.

It was like we saw banging. Did you ever see banging Little Rock? Yeah. It's like we saw banging in Little Rock and we were like, so we can do that and we did that. And for a while. So I started skating, that's who I was. And these are other white kids doing this to you?

A couple black kids. So my buddy, Gary, his cousin lived in St. Louis, who I believe was a Crip. Yeah. Came to Sue Falls. You don't have any proof. But you do believe. I believe.

He came to C Falls. In the way that we believe in Bigfoot. And I think believe. I don't see why not. In the famous Crip, Gary. No, Ramel. Oh, sorry. More of a Crip name.

So he came and his cousin, Gary, he just like, all right, Gary, you're a grip. And then basically, Gary, like, tapped some of us. And there was like a whole, it's all, we've exhausted it on this. I can tell you about it in detail later. He assembled a group of local grips like Ocean's 11. We got a gang back together.

We got a safe guy over here. We got a British one. They had a tiny one who fit in the tight spaces. They got one that is Burning Mac. That's cool, man. That's awesome. I thought so. They used his voice in merchandising without asking. Robin Williams said he didn't want them to do that.

He only made $75 grand for the first Aladdin. Then they used it in merchandising. And he was like, that wasn't the deal. So they sent them the Picasso as an apology. I will say that Robin Williams' music from Aladdin is still some of the only music that isn't free download on Spotify. Really? Really? That's like when you want to play certain... Can't get like the genie songs?

Yeah, the genie songs. Like those, you can listen to them, but like they're like grayed out in a way where like you can't... Yeah, yeah. I think you can't like access them for free. Are you trying to download them for like a plane ride or something? My business is my business. I get it. We spend a lot of time together. You know what I mean? We're connected. I get it. We're like chills, you know what I'm saying?

Calling the flight is heading over, like, hey, why is it gray on Spotify? Yeah, just be cool. What the fuck are you asking all these weird questions for? The man goes and cool off a little bit. You truly never had a friend like him. Yeah. Can your friend do this? Well, lookie here.

Time for my first pick. A lot of good talent still on the board. Yeah, a lot of talent. I guess I just have to take it even just for like the fact that this is a Hall of Famer and now maybe this is like Bill Russell and it was someone who was sort of like before you know my time as a fan

sexuality is a spectrum you don't got to explain it yeah but I gotta take Jessica Rabbit yeah obviously come on just like first round talent huh she likes funny guys she likes funny guys that was awesome unconventional funny guys brothers she don't care what you look like She just wants to play patty cake with a weirdo.

Yeah. I figured out that that was cartoon sex, patty cake. It really blew me away where I'm like, no, that's what they're doing. So her playing paddy cake with that ball dude. She was having sex. I mean, life old. He saw it. He watched.

They were in a bungalow. They were in a classic Hollywood bungalow. Now, that movie wasn't for us. It's not a kid's movie. No. Because it's about union busting, right? Well, cars. It's about the auto industry.

Yeah, auto industry coming into L.A. They were rid of the street cars. Yeah. Yeah. No, that movie did scare me as a kid, too. Like, when they dipped that shoe, that shit is scary. Murder. It screamed for its life.

Yeah. Yeah, and it was like a cute little shit. It had like a cute little scream, right? And it didn't know what was about to happen. It was all smiling. It was like having a good time. He was cuddling him. He just kept dipping it lower or lower.

He's like, what the fuck? Yeah. And you knew Eddie was like racist against cartoons. Yeah. He was like, one killed my brother. And then my wife ran off with another one. That's exactly what. He said one killed my brother.

He's like he dropped a piano on his head. I hate tunes. And you're like, damn, why does he spit out tunes? Tunes. I forgot that he had a pretty valid reason for not liking it. Yeah, no, you really hated him. You dropped a piano on my brother's head. Yeah, yeah.

And now I got to defend you. Yeah, I'm going to shoot you. Yeah, I don't give a fuck who your wife's playing Patty Cake Wicks. I'll play Patty Cake Witt. I'll play Packe. I'm going to put shaving a haircut on this piano. Yeah, Jessica Rabbit made the leap to, like, clothing item. Like, you could get jackets with Jessica Rabbit on the back,

which is only true of a few different hot cartoons. She was really, she was the baddest. No, she was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't see her eyes? That's mysterious. And, you know, I've felt this for a long time,

and maybe this is the right platform to say it on. I think redheads often get shitted on. Yeah. in a way that doesn't make sense for me because they are the sexiest of the whites as far as I'm concerned. I prefer brunette Jewish. Female. Female.

Yeah. Respect. Respect. You're just, you're like, okay, okay, all right. Find your camera next time when you say it. I prefer. Yeah, it's sort of a bookish, but still very sexy brunette Jewish woman.

I married a translucent redhead and I love it. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I think white redheaded women, God damn I agree The man Humberda

Humana Humberda A hooga He hits the Roger Rattie Whenever I get home from the road I'm

Ahuga Yeah He's turned to a cartoon wall The men Good luck fellas There is a disparity There is a disparity

Come on Do redhead women Like redheaded men I don't think they do The one that I'm married I think they would I think they would prefer Not to continue

That path Who's the hottest red-headed man? Is it, you get, there's like... Eddie Redmayne? Like, what are you talking here? Fucking Ronald Weasley? Because you get like, what's the guy's name? That wrestler, Seamus?

That guy scares the shit out of me. Damien Lewis, it says you're Michael Fastbender's a redhead? Okay, Michael Fastbender's sexy. Damian Lewis is hot as hell. Yeah. So, all right, I'll give you that. It can happen. It's a tougher road for a redhead guy.

There are a very, they're also a very... muted redhead versus what we're talking about is fucking bright yeah right right right rich bright color there's like Robert Redford Robert Redford Robert Redford

probably is they usually look so magic yeah they look mystical redheaded men I like that yeah no you're not wrong and then there's real like Donald Gleas Donald Donald Dominole he has like real faint light red hair I would say yeah but then it's like you're blonde you know you're almost strawberry blonde. Also, any of our listeners who are redheads, you're attractive.

Yeah. Now, you're beautiful. Absolutely. We're talking about the other ones. Yeah, you know who. The shape of you. Yeah. So he's sexy, though. Ed Shearing is sexy. You got a. No, you got to. You got to pour some water. He can't sing. No, no, no. I can't pour you. I can't put out that fire. No. Ed Shearing. Ed Shearin knows how to ask for sex. He really does. He is not a sexy person. Well, sexy doesn't have to mean hot, though. No, it doesn't, but he isn't either one. You don't think the voice gets him there is sexy?

I do not. I think that's a little beautiful voice troll. Yeah. Which is a good life. I think it's a great life. I think he lives a beautiful life. He seems incredibly happy with it. He does.

I don't think anybody wants him to take his shirt off even a little bit. I bet you he is more cut than you think he is. No, I think he's probably like fucking jacking on there. Oh, you've seen it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've been close enough to him to know. that that's... You just give him a little pinch.

Yeah. Hey, Ed, let me see what we're working with. It's a soft palate. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Damn.

But that's all right. And I'm sure he's doing fine. That's why you get into that shit. I'm not worried about Ed Shearing getting any. No, I don't want to take my show. We're all concerned. Ed She doesn't... Ed She doesn't need to do the Adam Levine thing.

You weren't kidding. You were serious. I was kidding. And I needed to clear it up so we don't get sued by Ed Sheard. Adam Levine's his boy. He tries to work it into every show. He doesn't need to be as hot as Adam Levine For crying out loud

Even though Adam Levine is as talented As Ed Shearing He doesn't need an eagle tattoo Coming up to his fucking earloat Come on the podcast king Yeah My mom would wheel down here If Adam Levine was on here

My mom would be like Well I'm just gonna wheel from Sue Falls And kind of hang out I honestly think If ever there was a way To turn this into a top Like 25 podcast You get Adam Levine on

And that's it So he can sit here like this The whole time Yeah I think That would be great I think whatever raw sexual energy he thinks he's putting out is going to mix so chemically oddly with what you guys are doing. Yeah.

Which is the opposite of raw sexual energy. Yeah. Cook sexual. You got that base sexual energy. Yeah. And I think it's going to create something magical and you should figure it out. I think we'll bring the best out of each other. It's a new flavor.

Yeah. It's a new flavor. Yeah. It's like when umami first birthed on the scene. Bro, y'all just made a perfect suicide. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing we could never recreate it again.

You're never going to get back to it. Yeah, they don't even have Hawaiian punch here anymore. Maroon 4. Maroon 4. Yeah, there you go. Sean, time for your pick. Just grab it off the board. That was going to be my first pick, the redhead vibe, so I'm going with my second.

But it wasn't, just to be clear, I got that pick. You did, yeah, yeah. So you can say that was going to be my first pick. It is Ian Carmel's first pick. Wow. Did you want me to go? Please go. April O'Neill.

Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now, I have to ask, we're going white April O'Neill or black April O'Neill? There's a black... Is there black animated April O'Neill? This is the first we're hearing of this. What old Nance?

What are you talking about? I hate to upset you, fellas. I know that news tends to rub your group wrong. This couch has now been shaking. Is she canonically related to Shaquille? In my world, yes. I think he's got a very inquisitive niece. I didn't know there was a black animated April O'Neill.

The new film and a version of the new cartoon, April is Black. I didn't know. The real New York youths in the new one. Yeah, it's Iowa Deppery. The new like sharp angled one, that one? The Seth Rogen one? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.

Is it good? I haven't seen it. Fucking awesome. I don't know why. It's one where you sleep. Like, I saw the previews. I'm like, good one. watch it. I have to. And then I just

never pursued that. A couple of my buddies wrote it and I still am in seeing it. I gotta see it. It's it's legit maybe my favorite turtle film. Wow. It's really funny and just good and fun. With my eight like you like it better than the OG like live action ones? Yeah I think if you rewatch those live actions they're a little bit of a bummer. That feels right. I've rewatched them enough now that like I think once the

once the nostalgia sort of leaves your body, you are just watching a bad movie. Yeah. It's for where I was, I was, what, seven when that first one came? I don't know. You're doing Ta-Quando at seven? Yeah, I was all I thought about. That's all I thought about.

Yeah. I was like martial arts ran my life until I started skateboarding. Marshall Mathers and Marshals, dude. That's your whole, that's your holy trinity. That's what I call Eminem's Adam's catalog, the martial arts. I used to wear my karate pants to school just because I was like, I like this look. Man, how'd that work out? Not good, I'm doing with y'all.

I used to wear, and I've told, I used to have a jacket that said Sioux Falls Black Belt School on it and had Mr. Sean stitched in the breast pocket. Holy shit, you are a mister? Yeah. God damn. Only in the dojo. So many fights because of that. So many fights because of that.

Just big kids walking up be like, Mr. Sean, and just that was it. You know what's real because you said big kids? They just walk up like, it's on, Mr. Sean. Let's get on. Let's see. And that's how you became a Crip. That's crazy. It wasn't not.

It was part of it. That's really cool. But yeah, April O'Neill, man. Just career goal-oriented. Tell it like it is. I love to have a signature card hitting reporter. Yellow jumpsuit. Jump suit's cool.

Flaming red hair. Baddy. And didn't really have a type. I mean. Bad Biches was the only thing. She was into Raphael, right? Like kind of I think they imply

He was the closest to it He was the closest to what I think he was the least scared of it Yeah Yeah that's probably Leo was gonna be too respectful Right

He wasn't gonna hit Donnie was in the books He's a nerds He's not gonna focus Michael He was in a polycule Yeah Mikey was

He had a stable already Mikey was fucking a regular turtle Yeah He went the other way He was on some weird shit, bro. Just a big sea turtles. He started as turtles. We were turtles.

We were turtles. No, he was the most afrocentric of all of them. Mike, he was trying to get back to the sea. He was like, wake up. Why are we hanging out with this colonizing? Our name is... Leo is your slave name Your name

Your name is the sound of chewing lettuce Oh, man Yeah, no. Oh, that's great. Yeah, no. April's a good choice. April's a good choice, man. Beautiful girl.

David, time for your first and the second. Redheads, both times. Double redheads. Double redheads. I'm going to break that streak. Carmen San Diego. Wow. That's not breaking the streak.

She's a redhead. She was a red jacket. I think she's a red jacket. She was a red jacket and a red hat. Let me hold on. You're right. It is the red jacket. She's mysterious.

Yeah. She has red hair. Does she? Yeah. In some of these. Well, you know, it varies. I feel like there's a few iterations. There's a few iterations.

She does have a red jacket, which is making the hair look redder. I'm talking about the classic, where in the world is Garmin San Diego. She was a bad, motherfucker. She was a bad bitch. You don't know nothing about. See, this is what I'm thinking of. This is the one. Black hair originally, yeah.

Yeah, the black-haired one is the one I'm thinking of. She had her own job. She had her own job. She had her own money. She was aloof. She'd be kind of mean to you. She's leaving. She had her own tower of pizza.

You think she's there in the morning? No, she's gone. And I knew she was committing crimes. Uh-huh. I didn't care. You know what I mean? Chief would yell at me and tell me I had to get on this. And I'm like, I don't know.

I'm not about to arrest Carmen San Diego. At all, at all. I'm not telling nobody. I'm complicit. I run away with Carmen Sandin. Make me complicit. You're helping her hide. I want to be complicit.

I'm putting paintings under my mattress. Carmen's like, Carmen's like, hold this for me. Hold this till I get back. You have the parthenon in your closet? But Carmen, this is Robin Williams, Pekasa.

No, you don't know anything about her? Yeah. No, she's sexy. She's so sexy. Oh, man. You like being abandoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a problem.

Where in the world? I don't know. I don't know where she is. I just hope she comes home. I don't know where she is. It never took her to be around the world cheating on me, though. Not she's doing handling stuff. I for sure thought that there was a me in every city.

Oh, really? You didn't think you were special. You think that that's how she lives? Oh, man. Come on, man. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, grow up. I fell in love with a stripper.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're not wrong. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. But that's all right if you go and knowing what that's the deal? I wanted to be hurt.

Yeah. I wanted to be hurt. Damn. Carmen San Diego. What a name. Great pig. It's a sexy name. San Diego.

It's the sexiest San Diego name. Yeah. We didn't know about you. Yeah, that's right. Frank San Diego sucks. He's not quite as good of the impression. It says Frank Caliando, but Frank San Diego. Where in this bus port is Frank San Diego?

Over here. And over here. I stole a refrigerator magnet with the coliseum on it. Looking for cigarettes. I like to think Frank San Diego is a lower-tier Frank Caliando. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three impressions. He's got three.

He does corporates for the USFL. He can do John Green. And your second pick, David. Oh, Lee Shang for Mulan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's built. And with all the strength of a raging fight.

That guy is sexy. You're just acknowledging sex as it is raw in the world. Yeah, 100%. I have that. Yeah. Not for me. I got some things. I don't want to fuck Lee Shang.

He is built. He's hot. He's a hot guy. He's very hot. He sang the hot guy song. He was hot in a way that you never, like, because he had never been to war either. And he kind of pretends like he has. Had he not been?

Was it in the way that the country had not been to war in a lot? Well, yeah, because he had. he's the son of the general. Right. Of like the lead dude. Right. And then he gets appointed to this role that nobody else in the army believes he should have. Right.

Because he's untested. Because he's a nepo baby. He's a nepo baby. And then he's like kind of trying to prove himself via this fucked up group of men. I'm just saying when he caught that fish like that. Oh yeah. That was fucking crazy. Come on.

That was nuts. His nipples are way at the bottom of his pecks. He's got those kind of buff pecks. And that's where you want them. That's where they're supposed to be. Way down to the fish like that. the bottom. That's how strong he is. Yeah. Not right up here in the middle.

No. That's weak. No, that's a weak man's navel placement. I like my pecks down. That's a weak. Damn. Damn. Damn. He's voiced by B.D. Wong in the movie.

You know who did a singing voice? No. Oh, Donnie Osmond. Donnie Osmond. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It really sucks how or...

Maurice brother? That's right. Yeah. That's how I remember. The very one of this name. Wait. Maurice is a little brother? It really sucks how often Disney.

needed a white person to step in. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's, they don't, they don't give us nothing. Shout out to Jason Weaver. Shout out to Jason Weaver, man.

Who's Jason Weaver? Is that Simba? Yeah. Simba singing boys, but only the singing. Yeah. Jonathan Taylor Thomas plays his speaking. That's right.

And by the way, Jason Weaver could have done it. He would have nailed it. Marcus on Smart Guy. He was, oh. Little Michael Jackson. Yeah.

Really? In the Michael Jackson film, in the Jackson 5 film. Yeah, yeah. Why didn't they look? Well, we know why he didn't go into the voice. But his mom was dope because she got him points. She got him points on the back end.

Wow. She turned down a million dollars. They tried to give her a mill. And she said nah. Yeah. And instead took points on the back end. So he's, I said, I know my son. I read the script.

This thing's going to go. My boy is up. This thing's got to go. Those are some of the best Disney songs there's ever been. Those songs aren't great out on Spotify. No. No, no. You can't wait to begin.

You can get those for the plane, right? Can you know I do? Those will get you to Cleveland. I just can't wait to be. Those will get you all the way to Cleveland. Yeah, I have a club soda. Just can't wait to be king. You're giving them an ear.

Here, you've got to listen to it. Working on my wrong. You ever seen the Lion King? Have you ever seen the Lion? Everyone's seen the Lion. But yeah, Lee Shang. Great big. John Park 2.

I mean, just on Box. body alone. I'm Tarzan, you know? Body alone. I mean, it's just, it's junk, you know, shredded like, like houseless shredded, where you're just like, man, you're just, it's, it's. Houseless, houseless shredded? What do you mean by that? Just like. You mean like a homeless guy? I got it. I was to go ahead and cut that. No, I got it. Just like nature shredded. You're out there like no waste.

I did make houseless sound like they're out in nature getting shredded like it's a choice. I don't think that's offensive or anything. Yeah, I think you're okay. I think we need to cut it. It's not not. I think homeless people sometimes have beautiful abs. Yeah. Sometimes where you're like, whoa. And I think life can be fucking awful, but they deserve to know

that they can be beautiful in a way that is standard. And that's why he yells it before he rolls the window. Get out the way, you beautiful bitch. Get a job, you fucking lazy, beautiful bitch. Everybody works for food.

It's called a job. You're so handsome. You should be a model. go down to mangoes I'm trying to get you on the spot Tom Shon said you Ashford Davey Tuesdays it's half off

Can you dance to Adonnasummer B-side Yeah Tarzan's sexy as hell He's almost all cum gutters I agree Yeah he truly is He's built like George Kittle

Just that natural V I mean the one that played him in Live action is Alexander Scarsgaard And that dude has I thought it was Perth Friday built No that's George That's jumble

The jungle. Yeah. A cheap knockoff of Tarzan. Tarzan, was that the one with the Phil Collins soundtrack? Absolutely. Yeah. He did every song. Yeah.

That's fucking nuts. Crazy. I like you when somebody does every song on that. That's crazy. Yeah. Even Elton John only dipped into the Lion King for once. Yeah, he wasn't doing the whole thing. You can't get Elton John for an entire Disney project, though.

No. Come on. They got him for more than they, I think, anticipated. I wonder how they got him. He probably found out Jason Weaver was attached. He, yeah. You're the smart guy. I've been tracking this kid for a while.

He plays Circle of Life at his concerts. I bet he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet he does. Didn't he like help write it in some form or fashion? It was him, Alan Mankin. And then I forget. I hope that he plays Circle of Life right after a candle in the wind.

It fit well together. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Have you all been tracking the controversy of Circle of Life? No. No. Oh, yeah. Tim Rice.

My bad. Yeah, that's a great thing. The what now? There's an African comedian. Yeah. Who exposed that the lyrics to Circle of Life are when it does, ah, say why not? That all it is saying is, look, there's a lion.

Oh, oh my God. A lion. Yeah. It's like Which is not bad But it is the most like Rudimentary Sort of

I never knew what I meant And I never cared I think It was it's right It's something deeper I think it's called The Circle of Life I think the implication would be

That it would be a more meaningful Statement Yeah Yeah And instead it's just like Oh my God a lion Can you believe it A lion

But then he got sued Right And then And now the writer Of the piece Tim Rice is suing him. No, the African.

Oh, the African person who wrote the piece is suing because he said you basically have like desecrated the brand that is the circle of life. And he says that the translation isn't totally true. I can't tell which is correct. Yeah. This website says the translation goes, here comes a lion, father. Oh, yes, it's a lion. Yes.

A lion we're going to conquer. Why is that so bad? A lion and a leopard come to this open place. Holy shit. That's not, that's pretty poetic. I don't know. I like it when the song does exactly what's happening in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think that's bad. She had the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur. Yeah. Tell me what's going on right now. That is very Hemingway-esque storytelling. Not any extra word. But I will say that they're really throwing in some bullshit with this leopard. Yeah, is there a leopard?

There's a leopard at the end there. With this conquering of the lion. Well, it's a sample from another song. Oh. Sting. It's originally sting. So there's, he's suing this dude

for just telling everybody what the real lyrics were. Well, he's saying that he's lying about the real lyrics. Now, what I will say is that I don't actually believe that he's lying. I believe that those lyrics

are the exact translation but I think colloquially that the words are essentially being like, look, a lion, holy shit, a lion. That seems true. That seems like what it would be. Yeah.

Yeah. That, that is what's happening at me not one thing. That is what's happening at the beginning of the movie. All of these animals are showing them and rocked to be like, holy shit, another lion. And what did he have to work with? Did they play him, did they play the person who wrote that, The Circle of Life first, where they say write us an intro to this song.

Right. We don't know who's going to sing it. Is there like a scratch track where it's Elton John like, Something African. That's what they need to release the tape. They need to release the tape. Some in Africa right here. Now, I will say if Elton John made that scratch track, he's fucking awesome.

Yeah, that would be the best. I am not hearing that scratch track and going, fuck this guy. Now I understand why this is one of the greatest. Yeah. He sees the solid vision so clearly. He knew he couldn't do it too. African shit, African shit, African shit. Then me.

In English. The Queen's English. Man, Lord willing, bro. Tarzan it is. Tarzan's great. Tarzan's a good pig. Time for my second pick. And I'm going to go, I think, well, I got to go Mrs. Incredible.

Oh, Elastie Girl. Yeah, Elastigar. It was a really good choice. From the Incredibles. Yeah, that thing bounced back. Wow. Brother, you said it. You said it.

Let it be knowing that you didn't say it. It is another redhead. We have, or kind of a brunette redhead, but I guess kind of a redhead. It's certainly in that world. A very alluring figure. A very alluring character. Sure. Yeah.

So a role-playing situation. Not a sexy voice, but a sexy... It is a... I... I... I respectfully disagree. Okay. Yeah.

I didn't need to lay it out like this. His jaws flexed away. You like that speech of pediment? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Okay. Fair enough. But I associated with Holly Hunter, who is also someone who I find...

She is sexy, yeah, yeah. She is sexy older woman. Absolutely. This kind of show. Yeah, it's always through... The teeth. That thing is true. Holy Hunter's speech impediment.

Yeah. It does nothing for me, but I respect that. I don't like looking at it. You do it for sure. What are you saying? We're going to have sex. I prefer my bitch. Don't talk like Dick Tracy.

Man. Man, we got sex in the room, yeah. Yeah, Mrs. Incredible. Yeah. Fantastic. And I will say that shout out to Mr. Incredible. for always, despite the challenges of a marriage,

for always remembering how good he had it. Yeah, he knew where his predombed. He knew exactly what was going on at home. And he was a handsome guy himself. He would have been eligible. He's eligible for this draft. He could have been out here doing some other stuff. And he was tempted in the first film.

Yeah. That lady. He could have gone the way any of his friends did. Sure. Brozone lost his marriage. Yeah. And I think we know what happened there. He could have been Eric Bonae.

Frozone. Frozone was Eric Bonae. Just barefoot and ice skating. Yeah, Frozone to me felt like he was certainly living in a loveless marriage. Yeah. Like the way that his wife did not give a fuck to help him find the things that he needed, it felt hard at home for Frosone. Yeah.

It was good. Yeah, he wanted to be out in the world. more. It was Frozone. The coldness, it was nothing as cold as the home he went back. That's right. That's the words.

A lot of people don't understand. That's where he got his name. Yeah. They think it was the ice powers. It was at home. It was the way. Because they didn't have kids, Frozen. No, no, no.

I think that was a big point of contention. Yeah. Prozone said ICAWX. Well, I think she said I don't want any little dirty snow babies. Ooh. You think this was, you blame her. Wow.

Dirty snow babies. Dirty snow babies is real. He got tested on the side and realized he can't anyways. Yeah. Yeah. His sperm freezes halfway up. That won't go. Melt comes right back out.

A bunch of frozen kids. Wait, there's an incredible star up. Oh, well, he does that. They do have kids. There was a spin-off? Is this real or is this? It's from rapzilla.com. This might be puberty.

Yeah, this is, this sounds like puberty for sure. All right. I'm not going to take the time to look into this. Elastic girl is my pick. Langston, every second. That's a great choice. I did not ever go the route of choosing anybody who didn't personally make me feel something, so I apologize. No.

But my second pick, I pick that girl cat who Pepey Lapew was trying to find. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a good pick. Very sexy cat. Yeah. I think objectively, Pepe Lepew is a pervert. He's a sex pest. I think we can all agree here.

He was wrong. Yeah, he was wrong. But he, I agree on the target. Right. Yeah. Good taste. He was right. He had good taste. Bad behavior.

Good taste. Bad flavor. Yep. Was he always trying to paint over the white line on him so he looked like a cat? And that was he knows the opposite. It was the opposite. She was a black cat. Yeah.

Who would often get some paint spilled on her. That's right. And then he would be like, that's a skunk. Yeah. And he tried to fuck that stuff. Right, right, right. Yeah. And she was like.

always like what the fuck get out of here get out of here you stink yeah you stink and you're aggressive it which was a representation of French people that America was very comfortable with already yeah you stink and you're aggressive and you just try to kiss us all the time found the name of the cat

it's Penelope pussy cat okay it's in the name does a little more Lasting leaves alright alright good to know fellas I'm gonna need about five minutes to go ahead handle that God damn, they weren't even hiding.

No. That's like a James Bond level of naming a character. It's pussy galore. Pussy galore, absolutely. Yeah, no, she did it for me. That's a good one. And I hope she does it for you. That's a good one.

Yeah. You got one warm. Oh, I get another one right away. That's right. Okay, this is going to be a slightly controversial pick, but I stand by it. For my next pick, I pick Princess Fiona Ogre style. Oh, let's go. Okay, yes.

My man loves a personality. Let's go. I like that big girl's style of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She is very cool. She was voluptuous. Yeah. She could fight.

She could fight. And I think in that first movie, they kept her sexy. Yeah. I think in the subsequent movies that follow, they give her a little bit more of I had a baby-ass body. They're playing her a little bit as an ogre. And in the first one, they're like, no, she's an ogre, but it's some princess. up in there. Yeah.

You gotta, if you look close enough, you'll see some princess. Another redhead. Another redhead. Another redhead. Wow, that's a big redhead draft.

Big redhead draft. There's not, there's not zero Florence Pugh in Fiona as an ogre. Yep. You know? Yeah. There's some connective tissue there.

Yeah. Yeah. Big old titties. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big old rump. You knew that that was what was going to happen, too.

You knew they'd get bigger. Yeah. Nighttime. Yeah. the freaks come out at night You know, Dara? I think Shrek said that Yeah

He said we gotta get back to the swamp That was part of his vows Yeah That was the real donkey I always thought good for Shrek When I saw Fiona I was just like that's about as good As he's gonna do

That's great Yeah You don't change his shirt Uh uh The worst attitude you could have It is a dirty-ass shirt. He's dirty. This motherfucker's in a tunic.

They got new technology, bro. Yeah. Right? She's wearing, like, sat. Yeah, he's dressed like a night, and they won't even let you be a night. That sucks. No, you're still dirty. You should dress like a cool ogre.

Yeah. He stinks. He lives in a swamp. He sucks. Yeah, he does suck. Shrek really, really suck. He went bald early. Mm-hmm.

Because she teaches us, ogre technology doesn't require you to be bald. That's true. Yeah, that's right. She got full head of hair. Yeah. So whatever he got going. He has low self-esteem. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If the internet existed in, what was there far, far away? Where did they live? Far far away. He would be on some questionable sites, like forums, that kind of thing. Oh, you don't want to see what he's been commenting on. Definitely not. No, no, no. You don't want to see what he was.

Shrek, to his credit, was doing. Black Spider-Man. I don't have a Shrek impression. That's your Shrek. That's good. What you say? You said, it's Shrek-Macon. Black Spider-Man.

Quant test me, Black Spider-Dame. Me don't listen to no, Blak Spathema. I was happy enough to get to the Black Spider-Man. I was like, your belief in the joke will push you through the impression is what I thought. That is how I felt. Scottish is a hard accent to do. I don't even know what it is. The hard accent to do.

Me beat the Black Spider-Man with me Bambah. Bucke Pipe. Beat them with me Bucke Pipe. It does raise the question. Jamaian Shrek is a whole different. Jamaican Shrek's wild. Jamaica is a whole different movie.

I'm crazy bawled. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. We just watched Melly yesterday. Yesterday. You watched it together? I've never seen it. Wow. How was it?

I thought. Fucking awesome. Like it always is. Sean liked it a lot, like he always does. We've, I think, had this discussion. I am not of the mind that it's a good film. No one else is. Yeah, I don't think it's a good movie.

I thought, though, that, like, there were some really interesting ingredients in there. Yeah. That, like, if they had gotten, like, better actors and maybe spend a little more time on the script, but the idea of the story, there's so much potential in it. It's arguably one of the most beautifully shot films ever made. It's crazy how good that movie looks. It will never get any of the credit it deserves because of how dog shit everything else is. Yeah.

A lot of bad acting. A lot of good acting. The DMX is great. DMX is great. The DMX is good. Not so much. We did notice. Nause is really talking.

Like, every time I watch it, he's talking slower. Yep. It's... The editing in it is crazy, too. Like, to the point where I'm like, I think that's the best that they could get. You know what I mean? We're like, they had to cut out of that scene there because, like, I feel like a lot of stuff kind of improvised, but it was

gorgeous. Yeah. And I'm really weird Hype Williams didn't direct another movie. Yeah. Just off the visuals. I think they probably blew a lot of budget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't... Just on the soundtrack alone. And I don't know that it did well

I sure don't think so. In theaters. Yeah, I do not think they did. I can imagine. I think it would probably bust it. I don't even know if I had access to it in the theaters. No. I was around. Budget 3 million. Box office 9.1. 9.6. That was a $3 million movie?

Well, that was DMX's house. Yeah. Is that true? Well, that's what Dave was telling us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, his house of Miami. Now I got it. That might be a puberty, too.

Okay. You want to know what affected the box office was Magic Johnson theaters refused to show it. Wow. That's a poachet. Yeah. Magic Johnson said no because it was a negative and violent depictions of African-Americans. Guess he didn't see the end of the movie with the minister. And that's the only thing, bad thing Magic Johnson never did.

That's right. Otherwise, a completely clear and sterling record. Princess Fiona Ogre-style, great pick. Ogre-style. Time for my third pick. Do we take a break first? Oh, yeah, but first. Time for my first pick.

Ooh, you're so eager to get to it. But first, a tantalizing break. Damn, it was an urban legend. Now we're back. That belly thing turned out to be an urban. He did not shoot a DMX's house. He was an urban legend. Damn.

But that was DMX's art in the house? You know that's Rick Ross's house that they shoot coming to America too in? That tracks. I didn't know that, but I can, based on the Instagram reels I've seen of Rick Ross's house and seeing that movie, I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I didn't know anything. My heart rate didn't change when you said it. Rick Ross has such a phenomenal property. Yeah.

It's huge. In wherever the fuck they show. I think it's in Georgia. Or in Georgia. Either way, that they could pretend it was a fictional African nation, a thriving African nation. That's what I would do with my giant property in Georgia. Do you wait and stop on it? I think he's doing the right thing.

It just, yeah, it really sucks. Yeah. Yeah. With my third pick, I'm going to take Sir Robin of Locksley from the Robin Hood movies. The Fox. The Fox. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a hot fox. Wow. He was a handsome fox. You just... Dripping with charisma. Dripping with charisma. What did you say that again?

So you know who I liked in that movie was the chicken. Oh, she was... Hey. Hey. Did you? Cluckety-Cluck. That hen was cluck. Hey, that white meat looked pretty good.

You know I'm a thigh, man. Don't do that to me. Don't come on the platform and do that to you. Don't come on the platform. Wow. Okay. Lady Cluck. Yeah, Lady Cluck was a baddie.

Lady Cluck. She was bad. But Robin Hood was so cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nonchalant. He's become kind of an internet like fascination.

Oh, really? This is not my original. Lots of women have reported sexual awakenings and who came in to the Robin Hood from Robin Hood. Well, he was a bad boy. Yeah. But you knew he had a good heart. You want energy. Kind of a Harrison Ford Han Solo energy to him.

Yeah, definitely. Which is a sexy energy. He seemed like he smoked cigarettes. Yes. But not in a way where he was, like, addicted to it. Not enough to mess his lungs up. Yeah, he was in control of it. Just enough to look cool.

Yeah. Yeah. Every once in a while, everybody would roll up and he would just have a cigarette. Yeah. He just feels very natural and cool with it. Uh-huh. Yeah, just has one, flex it and then he's on with his day. It's all good.

You might not have another one for a month. He's got a big fat friend, which is always a great thing for, like, a hot guy to have. Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't because he needed the muscle. No. That's just his home. That's just his guy. No, no, they grew up together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were in the group home together, I think. Yeah. They both went to the alternative school. They always knew. They always knew that Robinhead had something special. You like when he's shaved his head like the running back tackle. Yeah, yeah.

Classic. Yeah, for the classic pairing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really is. That's a great choice. Robin Hood made Marion loved him. He could sing a little bit. Yeah.

He was great. No, he had it all. Good movie, man. I mean, I don't need to show The Kid That might be an early Disney movie. I don't remember it very well. I don't really either, but I mean, it's pretty textbook Robin Hood type tale, right? Yeah, but it had the Roger Miller, like, the songs in it was that were like funny country musician from back then who had those weird like songs that were like wakadoodle day and a whack-a-d-d-d-d-d-d-old-old-old-old. Oh, for the transition.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, rooster walk around like, dig-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- I forgot. I think sometimes the revisiting of Disney films. you forget what made them funny. Yeah. And that's what makes me excited to go back. Yeah. I remember that, oh, there was a funny person or character or whatever.

Like the bard who walks you through the movie. Yeah, because if it's just Robin Hood, I go, I don't need this sexy motherfucker to. You know what I mean to tell me a story. But if it is like a funny couple characters. They got a funny guy. The big bear is funny. The snake up there. Snake is Prince John, I think.

No, Prince John is a wolf. Yes. a shitty wolf. Yeah. Or a lion? No. Lion. Lion.

Yeah, the snake is his advice. No, the king is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he sucks his thumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the snake sucks the jewels out of the king's rings. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, see, there's funny shit that I forgot. Yeah.

Oh. For Jews. Whoa. Hey, be careful, big man. The rest of us could catch us straight. We'll be back with more Jews and more, all fantasy everything. I'll be all right. circles I'm traveling in lately

That's only going to help me out On the cruise ship Now I can talk in the forum I just shave away everything That is in a goatee on this face And I slide seamlessly in It just makes me What's up, brother?

Yeah, Robin Hood Robin of Loxley It was beautiful Sean time for your third pick Luan from King of the Hill Oh Brittany Murphy Heart of Gold

Fun loving Fun loving chicken wings Go carts Mini golf Dumb as hell So am I Neither one of us can spell And that's great

Yeah But dumb in a charming way Where it never is gonna like Interrupt a good time No hard of gold And I'm also pretty dumb It's fantastic It would just be

Trying her best A fun time Yeah Always down Always down for new stuff absolutely gorgeous no getting around it yep

hot pants hot pants is she in the renewal the revival the new one no no did that out of respect

to Britney I have not finished it so maybe she shows up later yeah but they certainly are not playing her character front facing the way she was right right

and so if she appears it's going to be more in like con her they all are like because they're dead and moved.

And then Dale, they just replaced the voice. Which was the cops, because Toby Hus is dead. Yeah. Yeah. Dale, I think they do a pretty good job. You can tell. It isn't as fun as Toby does. There's a, there's, it's not a bad impression, but it lacks sort of like the joyfulness.

In the way that like the new bugs bunny isn't quite. It's just never quite the same. Stop saying pics. Oh, sorry. He is sexy He is a sexy guy All the way to Albuquerque But yeah

And you can't have King of the Hill without Dale So you just have to You have to You gotta do it Yeah yeah Smart But Louana is a great pick too What was Louan's last name?

Platter Platter That's right Same as Peggy's Because they were cousins Yeah Does Louana big feet do? Meese

Yeah That was her niece She's got big something I don't know if they'd talk about her feet Like Peggy's I think Peggy's I think Peggy's one of one with the big feet. Yeah.

And Haman's mom was sexy. Yeah. Real piece of shit. Bill felt for her. Bill felt for her. Oh, Bill got roped in a lot. Bill got roped in a lot.

He wanted to be roped in. Another article. That was his Carmen San Diego. Best thing about King of Hill is young Bill. That's like my favorite storyline. Was he hot? Yeah. Yeah.

Perfect military man. Like, that's better than all of them. Then the Army didn't experiment on him. Yeah. They got ruined. Yeah. Yeah. You really got fucked up after high school.

Some people peek then. Yep. Not me. Next year. Still waiting for my peak. Is it coming up? Coming right up. David, time for your third and fourth picks.

Third pick Lola Bunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's... That's space jam? Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Now do you acknowledge Lola Bunny in the second space jam?

Let's keep it moving. They drew a different. They drew different. We watched. We did a watch or a movie review on that. They made a point of taking away the short shorts. They made a point of Zendayaing. Yeah, they took it down a notch.

I understand the end of this. I'm a 90s baby. That's all I got to say. You ever see the Lola Bunny Halloween costume about there? I've seen it, yeah. I have not. I've seen that. I've seen also.

It's great. I've seen also a lot of, that's another pick, never mind. There's a certain Halloween costume. John Bradley Alien? Yeah. There's a certain Halloween costume mixed with a certain genre of stuff that you, they go to, I'll say it if nobody says it later. Sexy Wolfman. Yeah.

Sexy Frankenstein. This next one is niche, but this one really got me as a kid. Okay. A lot. Let's go. Jamika from Babeez kids. Whoa. Okay.

We didn't have to Google that. Not Babeez mom. I know you're right. Yeah. With the shortcut at the funeral? She had that fade. Oh, boy. I see it.

Boy, oh, boy. Yeah, no. Her son's a little nerd, so there's no interference there. Here's a book, kiddo. And she was bad. She was bad as hell. Damn. She had that walk.

She had a, oh, sexy voice. You understood why he was going to put up with you. He was going to go. Yeah, you understand why he was going to. he went through the whole thing. Because not for nothing, he's batting so far out of his league. Robin Harris.

Bro, they're not even drawn the same. He's not supposed to be. They're not drawn the same. They're not drawn the same. He's drawn terribly. He looks like shit. Yeah. Oh, he's shorter than her?

Is that Robin Harris with the mustache? Yeah. And this is unfortunate. It's not even Robin Harris. It's phase on low. Pretending to be Robin Harris because Robin Harris died. Oh, that's right. before they could finish the film.

Wow. But it is Robin Harris. Coded. He's doing a Robin Harris impression. And man, did they make him look like shit? Yeah. But the point is, Jamika, she had such a sexy voice. She was great, man.

She, man. Damn, she was fine. She was so fine. The baddest bitch alive. Yeah, truly one of the greatest breathing. Vanessa Bell Callaway. Oh. Okay.

I don't know. who is very attractive. Was the princess Imani Issey and coming to America? Whoa, okay. That is right. That's a hit. That's a hit.

That's a direct hit. She's not to be. Yeah, she was fine, man. Yeah, she was fine as hell. And just the way it was drawn, and I hate that this, but at the funeral, you're just like, whoa.

Yeah. And then all throughout, you know, the Wonderland adventure and whatnot. Questionable friends, but not even really. She had a friend who was down bad. So what? She, her biggest issue was being aloof. Her biggest issue was fucking with Robin Harris. Some would say.

Look, man, I don't think it, I don't think they made it. You know what I mean? I think that they probably dated like three more times. Yeah, yeah. I think he got to where he was going. I think he needed to get that one off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he could start going to church and getting a more appropriate woman.

He fumbled that one, you know, minor setback for a major comeback. He fumbled her and then he got his life together after her. And I don't know that she grew the same way, but I do think that like she continued to test the waters with all kinds of men. Yeah, I think she was searching for something maybe she didn't need as well. I agree. Yeah, he was drunk. The whole time. He was drunk.

He was drunk. He was drunk at the park with those kids. She saw his exes. They were crazy. He was hanging out with that girl who drank that soda in one slurp. Yeah. But, yeah, she, man, she was so fine. Sexy short haircut.

Great voice. The way she said, Robin. Yeah. Early awakening from me. Very nice choice. I've never seen Babes kids. Oh, man. I've never seen it.

It's a musical. Who's the, what is it? Is it for kids? What? No. No, okay. No, no. Although kids.

Okay. In my family it is. Like all the kids in my family. Like seriously, we all watched Baby's kids a lot. It is closer to a children's film than Roger Rabbit is. Okay. That's fair. Roger Rabbit is for sure an adult movie.

Babeba's kids is like you are supposed to watch that as a kid, but with a multiple adults present. All right, all right, right. That's a good. You need more than one adult. Yeah, that's a good. That's a good. Because they need to argue about whether or not that was appropriate for you to see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if we explain that joke to them. I mean, the premise of the movie is for adults. Yeah. He's trying to fuck this lady. Who's got kids? Who's got a kid? But then she brings along her friend who's on drugs kids.

Oh. And those are. So when she pulls, when he pulls up to. pick up her and the kid, he's like, who are they? And she's like, those are Babeay's kids. Okay. But then Babeay's kids are so, so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But also, one poop's his pants all the time. And he's the least bad of them, I would say. Yeah, he's the best one. Baby, he's taking a dump can be so relaxing, baby's kids. He's just is sort of a mess of a baby. Yeah. But then there's like an older girl and an older boy. LaShawn.

And they're trouble. Yeah, the girl is the meanest. And then Khalil, the emcees's name is Khalil. If you can't spell it, you never. will. And he's bad. He's bad. He has a pocket knife.

Yeah. You know. And they're bullying the, uh, the little good kid. Yeah. Janica's kid. I can't even remember his name. He's the most boring one. Yeah.

And they're bullying him while they all go to this park. And so it becomes Robin Harris's responsibility not only to manage these badass kids, but also help this kid grow into a man. Stick up for himself. So that, so that he can prove to this girl that he should be able to fuck. Oh, well, that sounds good. Yeah, it's great. It's a great film.

It's a great film. It's better than belly. It's better than belly. Baby's kids is better than belly scale. I don't think that I would call it a great film, but I do think it's better than belly. I've only seen Baby's kids one time. I've seen Belly 40. I've seen, I've probably seen Baby's kids 10 plus times.

Have you seen Roman J. Israel Esquire? This really keeps coming up a lot. I have seen it. Wow. All right. All right. What did you think?

I saw it once. I remember thinking it was dog shit. Okay. And I'm sorry to say that because I can tell that it meant something. Ian's caping for it. Not really. What my opinion was that it is one of Denzel Washington's 20 best movies. I will, I, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, great. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the top 20. That's not saying a ton. He has 30 movies. Yeah, I think after a certain wall, Denzel drops off hard.

Is it better than the phone collector? No. No. Bone collector is his top 10 easy. Okay. I think Denzel is like phenomenal. Yeah. When he's phenomenal and also makes some interesting choices.

Everybody takes a couple plays off. He likes to work. He likes to work. And he doesn't mind a bad, a bad one. You ever get equalized? I like those movies. Yeah. All movies are better than.

Equalized. I see a couple of them in theaters. They're better than if they had made them with someone else. They do it with Queen Latifah and it's a different vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Less funny to get equalized. The shequelizer. And you know they pitched that.

Yeah. That should have been day one. Sean, top of your fourth pick. Got to go with Scar. Scar. Scar, huh? Sexy. Bad boy.

He's sexy as hell. Yeah. If you're the right, if you're looking for the right kind of vibe, Scar will give it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to be You got to be ready for what scars You're going to give you Jeremy irons

Huh Physically you have to be strong And then she was Edge of four Oh yeah In the live action Both sexy Yeah

Yeah is that animated It's animated right That other one Yeah they didn't have a real lion Yeah Those were Those were real Raw

Ra They didn't train Okay now Chitill Matchy Matchy Hey, we're going to take over Bradrock

Oh, Mufasa, I'm so mad at you Oh, I'm so jealous of you. Oh, I'm going to get an army of You know you kill your daddy, right? You know you killed your daddy? Voice match A lion's mouth A wrong mistake

I would have much rather It would have been better. Then what happened? Mr. Edding, Real Lion? Yeah. I have long argued that the failure of live action Disney, and I imagine this is why Lilo and Stitch is so good,

is that they are still trying to make them look like real lions. Yeah. You don't want real lions. No. I want Taco Bell Lions. Yes. I want something. That's exactly it.

That mirrors reality, but is still a fucking cartoon. I want taco. I want Mexican food you can get in Tampa. Yes. That's what I want for that. Let's go. 100%. And they keep...

I didn't like the movie because they were lying. Right. It sucks. That movie could have been Donkey King. I don't give a shit. No. I like the story. Yeah, yeah.

Any animal could have happened. I don't give a shit. You may King Lear with music. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Exactly. It could have been the alligator king.

Yeah. You want Nathan Lane movements for Timoon. You know what I mean? You want them like moving like that. You don't want him like a mere cat, like running around all fours. That's not funny that a mere cat hangs out. with a Warhol. No, you're like, oh.

It's funny that Billy Crystal hangs out with Nathan Lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's not Billy Crystal. It's Nathan Lane and some dude. Yeah, I don't remember who the other dude is. Who is the other dude? It's not Billy Crystal, though.

Yeah. He's a placeholder for me. A lot of times if I don't know the answer to stuff, I say Billy Crystal. Billy Crystal, Monsters, Inc. Yeah, Billie. Mike Wozowski. Yeah.

And John Goodman. Yeah. I do want to know who plays Pumba. It's just, it's like one of those guys who just like a voice guy Quentin Flynn Young voice god Quentin Flynn

Young voice god Yeah scar Sexy as hell Scar was Ernie Sabella Ernie Sabella Ernie Sabella okay And yeah he looks like Pumba Oh yeah yeah yeah

He looks like a fucking Pumba Big strong John Ernie Sebella Yeah All right now I gotta fucking see Yeah he just looks Oh that does look like a Pumba Yeah

Yeah That guy's just happy to be there. Yeah, no, he was pumped. I get to do what? Fuck yeah. Give me the Jason Weaver deal. The first one.

I don't need no back in. Give me that, Mill. I'm happy to be here. Scale. My fourth pick, I'm going to go, this is a vibe. This is purely sexy vibe. Yeah. More than anything else, like, but I do share a body type with this character.

Maybe part of this is me hoping other people feel the same way, but I've always thought this guy had a very sexy vibe. I'm taking Ballou from the Jungle Book. Whoa! Oh, that's a great pick. Yeah, yeah. That is a good pick. Just I like the way, his energy with which he goes through life. Easy, easy, breezy. Easy, breezy. You're working too hard.

Talk me everything I know. Yeah. He seems like he, he had just got done fucking when he shows up to meet Moldy. Always. Always. Always. Real Melamood. Yeah. He had sent a, he had sent a bear home. Yeah.

He sent her his patented blue care package. Absolutely. A couple prickly pairs. He's walking in eating a Dan and yogurt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fucking kid, huh?

By the way, there's a morning after pair in that bed. I left the prickles on one of those. That should take me hear that. My name's Baloo, not daddy. I took to raw paw last night. Beware. He's raw paw. That's great.

But it was a good choice. He was very sexy. He also wasn't a dork like Bagheera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Biggera was a nerd. Yeah, big time. You needed the nerd around, but, you know, but like, I guess. Did we?

Because Bagheera couldn't even fight, bro. Yeah, man. He was scared of fire. It made me no. Sher Khan was scared of fire, but Bagheera was supposed to be his protection to get him to the humans, and Bagheera couldn't protect him at all,

even though him and Shir Khan, by all accounts, were pretty similarly sized animal. Tail of the tape, you think, like, oh, it's going to be a close fight, yeah. A fucking Panther plus a bear? I think the Panther was moving behind the scenes to help things in the jungle. That was my read on Bagheera,

but, like, not once it came down to business time. Meaning, like, he more could fight behind your back. He's more of a politician type. Square up face to face. He maybe went in with King Louis afterwards and just cleared everything up. I will say that he says, hey, I know you're an orangutan. Yeah.

But we say, Goutan. Listen, it's me, baby. I speak goo. Yeah. I thought it was cool that Ballou dressed up like an orangutan and danced his way. But he loved the music so much that he couldn't help himself. No, Blue's the mayor. You don't have to sell it to me.

I do think the orangutan community. probably has different feelings about the way he dressed. And they have every right to have that thing. Yeah. I think what he was calling art, they might be offended by, but it was a different time. That was actually the original. Yeah, none of us are perfect through his story. That was actually the original bare art form was Rangertangfish.

Tang fish. Cutting a coconut open and making lips. All right, now that you are. Until as old as time. It does take a different energy when you think about it like that. Yeah, no, he thinks very little of them. Yeah, he does. I'll put a skirt on, he'll think I'm a girl.

Fucking idiot. He does love that music they make, though, Baloo. He was jamming. He was jamming hard. Langston, time for your fourth and your final picks. Okay, I took two very different choices or directions. I went in two very different directions for this final choice

oh I have one choice left two I have two choices left okay for my second to last choice I'm choosing a shell from El Dorado I don't even know who that is I've never yeah I don't know boys I can't wait for you to see it C-H-E-L

Oh take a gander my friend oh yeah I've seen this yep yep yep yep I've never even seen the film Yeah, I know exactly. I have no idea what she does. I got an idea. Brother, you know what you do. I'm getting an idea.

She could be a bastardly amazing. Well, so. It's a game changer. Yeah. Voice by Rosie Perez. Whoa. Holy cow. That's top tier right there.

That's the baddest bitch ever. First round talent. Sneaking in on the fourth round. Oh, man. My God. Yeah. Yeah, they really did something. Unbelievable choice.

Yeah, that's a good one. For that newly single animator on this one. Like, that's what I want to see. Nobody gave them notes. It's great. What notes do you have? No, no. I have none.

I have none. You think that all-male company was being... I feel like anybody accountable? Looks good, Scott. Yeah. Yeah, he poured some brown and lit up a cigar like we did it. It's a picture now. Now you're saying she's not wearing underwear.

under there, huh? Why wouldn't she? Good, good, good, good. Because that's tradition. Smoking with the pointer and the thumb, no underwear? That's true to life. Oh, man.

That's the way they did it, huh? Yeah, yeah, the Mayans, yeah. Yeah, I think they didn't wear the underwear. They didn't have a word for underwear. I think they just let it hang long. Right over. And naturally we'll be covering up the guys, I don't really think they believed in monogamy.

Excellent. Yeah, no, Shell did a lot for me just through proxy. I've never even seen her work. You never seen the road to El Dorado? No. You live? Yeah. Oh.

And you've been holding out on us? Yeah, really. It's not like a top tier. It's DreamWorks, right? Yeah, it's like, like, it reminds me like that Treasure Planet movie. Wet DreamWorks. Yeah. It's Wet DreamWorks after Dark.

Yeah. Yeah, and it's fantastic. Now, my final choice, and I am going to acknowledge this is 100% going to be a controversial choice. I want to look you all in the eyes while I say this, but it is true for me. Okay. My ultimate pick is that Mammy character from Tom and Jerry. What? I again don't know.

Mammy, like, is she like an older? What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, I'm telling you what it did for me. Mamie two shoes. Oh, there we go. I didn't know she had a name. The name is worse.

I didn't know the name was doing. I had no idea that there was a name for this person. All I knew was there was some big ass tities and a big old ass running around, hidden time with a broom. Oh, God. You know, her inaugural appearance was in a movie called Puss Gets the Boot. Wow. And yes, it did.

Yes, it did. Oh, I know what. So this is specifically, a lot of this has to do with the speed and angles at which she was animated. I get that. Right? She's running a lot. Yeah, I think it, yeah, I think it. There was a lot of stuff moving.

I know. It did something for me. Yeah, I get that. And I feel like I need to pay an homage. to the pleasure that I got from that lady, even though we- Say her name. Mammy two shoes. There's a whole Wikipedia apparently for Mammy two shoes.

And the picture they chose is a bummer. It's not one of the sexy ones that I would have chosen for. That is so funny. But it really is an unfortunate horniness that I found for her. I have to think this is the only character in this draft who has been protested by the NAACP. in 1949. It really sucks that they... They weren't great on Tarzan.

Oh, that's probably true. I will say that some of this is rooted in sort of a backwardsness of society's interpretation. And what I saw underneath them long socks. Oh, yeah. Oh, you saw the real mammy two shoes. I saw the real mammy two shoes. You're some of those long leg hair.

This fucking guy. Don't let him. Don't let him. Brother, when I saw him do what he's doing to you. What I saw him do what he's doing to you. What I saw was Debra. And Debra was beautiful. He was a menace.

He's a menace. Look at his hands. He's casting a spell. I saw a woman who worked hard and who came home. He saw two things. And they weren't shoes. Deserved. Don't listen to him.

They were working hard. A house without mice and a cat who knew how to listen. He saw the jiggle behind the broom. That's what this is. Yeah, that's her middle name. Man me two shoes, jiggle behind the broom. Wilkins. Kerman.

Hope to be Kerman. We pray she becomes Kerman. Oh, man. That's a crazy. Last pick. Oh, that's great. Oh, man. I'm going to take Esmeralda from the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Very good choice. Yeah, that was a very nice choice. That's my final pick. I respect that choice very much. A beautiful and talented young woman. Sean? Before we move on, because I admittedly don't have a great memory for hunchback of Notre Dame. Yeah.

Similarly, I don't remember what made it funny, and that's part of why. The gargoyles, I think, was. Was there comic relief in that? The gargoyles on the cathedral, I think, were, like, came to life and we're supposed to be funny. Yeah, that was the funniest. Is she fucking him? No, Quasimodo? He wants to.

Yeah. He's a hunchback. Of course he does. Of course he does. Oh, she has a pet goat who's quite sassy. Okay. Asmerelda does. And it talks?

I think the goat does not. It's one of it doesn't talk. It's got goat attitude. I got goat attitude. I got you. the uh like a sort of a moana rule but i'm sorry and you you you seem to be making this

absurd but i'm saying is she willing to do it back because Disney movies will let you get that off yeah she sees the beauty in him beneath the hunchback and the we all do form face is she fucking i don't think they fuck okay i don't think it's implied that they should up she ate going

we just friends yes we came to the dance together No, he is not my date. I can dance with whoever I want. She might, though. I might have to run it back. I don't know how far it goes.

I haven't seen him forever. She was beautiful. She was bad, man. And a musician. They called her that, I think. Yeah, in the movie, they did. Do we call him that? I don't think we're supposed to.

Romani person. Romani person. Romani Malcolm. Isaac's got his knuckles on the table. That's the opposite of us. And we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, We're back in on all fantasy. Okay. Where Isaac has just...

We figured it out. Informs us some important information about Esmeralda's backstory. That's right. That's exactly right. Yeah. Thank you, Isaac. You're very welcome. Sean, your final thing?

I'm going to bookend it with the redheads going Wilma Flintstone. Wow. You're a Wilma guy. I like Wilma too, man. Over Betty. Yeah. Yeah. It's the...

Betty all the way. I like a little bit. I would definitely go Betty. Yeah. Yeah. Then you guys, yeah, you have fun fighting. And I'll be over with Wilma hanging out. I think Betty's household seemed the most at peace.

Yeah. That's true. I think Wilma and Fred had the most tumultuous relationship. That can be really fun at times. Through that tumult comes to fire. I was going to say. The passion. The makeup is where it's at.

That's when you're having shower sex under a dinosaur. It's a living. Oh, boy. Now I'm in a three. The condom's a lizard You got to blow up real good We ain't using those I had a teraduct

I'll give me a vasectomy That's how you got pebbles Pebbles right Bam Bam Bam was barren Yeah David your final pick Gadget hat wrench From the rescue rangers Oh

With the goggles on her head She could do science but like, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you said mine was the worst. Yours was the worst. You can't just flip the tone and make yours not the worst. Oh, yeah, I can try.

Oh, another redhead. Oh, damn, you was bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I ever knew her name. Me neither. Yeah, well. They called her gadget, though. I know the real her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Man, she was bad. Yeah, man. Yeah, really. Come on, man. One, two's right in the middle. You make that tooth big enough. I don't need no more.

Me and Gadget go open a couple cans. Bite down on this, sweet thing. You know, the weird thing now about what's happening in culture is there are people who've dressed up like every single one of these characters. Yeah. There's like Gadget Hack Ranch cosplay. There's a gadget. There's a gadget cult in Russia. What?

Yeah. Let me find it. Holt? Yeah, yeah, like these dudes who like worship her as a deity. Oh, my God. Well, they're wrong. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like if God, there's probably, whatever exists. God wasn't invented in the 90s on the one of vista lot. It's not, it certainly wasn't the fourth biggest character in rescue managers. Yeah. They glossed right over Dale. Yeah. Oh, Dale.

Yeah. I like Fat Cat. Which one was he? He was the bad guy. On that show? He was fun. Yeah, he was good. He talked funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was good. And the big guy was good, too. Monterey Jack. Yeah, he was fun. Yeah, that's a good name for a mouse. My boy saw cheese and he'd lose his shit. He couldn't handle it.

Couldn't even take it. Other than that, great guy. Yeah. And a lot of cheese addiction. A lot of addicts are. Yeah. I like that. They need well.

Yeah. We can hang out, just don't bring any cheese. I don't want to be by you when you want cheese, bro. Keep the cheese locked up. He's clean now. Yeah. He's good. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like inland. I think he's like 10 years, Swiss free. Yeah. He's working at pubicity. Yeah. He works remote. He's got a good job.

He manages the accountant. Hey, yeah, he has some mystery. He would, I don't know puity is any better. Puberty. It's a fun Instagram account. Yeah. A lot of Pueika related knowledge. He lives in Tarzana

It's good 95 You know Isaac do you have a pick Yeah I do I do I've made a short list of my picks And I was looking at them

I realized I think My childhood might have faded me For an attraction towards redheads Oh Because they're all redheads And I think this might have contributed to my Tragic and disastrous

Relationship with the redhead Three years ago Wow Kim Possible is my pick Oh That's a big Halloween costume. The other picks were Starfire from Team Titans. So bad.

And Ariel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't true with Ariel on the age thing. We talked about on the way up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I going to be creepy if I do that? I was a kid. Sure, we were all kids.

Yeah, I was a kid. I think we're acknowledging... Gadgett 63. That's canon. I think we're acknowledging the feeling that it started at, not the feeling. Great. We are not adults. being like, ah, right now.

I just saw the little mermaid. I think that we can acknowledge that is a 14-year-old girl who shouldn't be getting married at all. At all. No, no, no. Probably. Not to a square-jawed 30-year-old or whatever the fuck that guy was. Probably your dad should have stepped in way before this

instead of having weird daughters of every race from across the whole ocean. Well, I don't hate that. I'm just saying those girls, going to be raised right. Right. No, he was, Papa was a Rolling Stone. You could have left the mom in the family.

Yeah, you did not need to do that. You didn't have to collect them like Pokemon and then make them sing at a concert to celebrate your, yeah, your, uh, it's not even his coronation, he's been the king the whole time. Yeah, I feel like it's a concert for him.

I feel like we're opening a door. It's a Jubilee. Yeah. Jubilee. He's a piece of shit father. He's buff for an old guy, though. And he is Jack Floresy. A lot of,

he's doing his, Is Poseidon a narcissist? I think this is where we're getting to. 100. Yeah, he's a king. King Triton. Triton. Triton.

Sorry, not Poseidon. He's a piece of a dad. Yeah, not good. And I think in that way, those girls were never going to be raised, right? And Ariel becomes the one that doesn't want to be a mermaid anymore, which we've talked about in-lis. Yeah, we have talked about that. She sells out her entire race of people for the sake of attention from the first man she meets. Yeah.

If that's not a heartbroken, sort of unloved girl, I don't know what it is. Well, now that we're... Like Bell from Beauty and the Beast is another one where I wasn't sure how old she was supposed to be. Yeah. But when I was that age, that was huge for me. Which also, I married a Bell, so it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

I think Bell's like 18. Yeah. I think you're right. Because the town is kind of like, that girl's weird. Why doesn't she get married? You know, right? Yeah. You're like, grow up.

Stop reading books. Yeah. Get your head out of a book. Yeah. You don't like books and belly either, so I get it. One of them really doesn't like books. Shorty can't eat them. I'll tell you that.

Tungsten? What's his name? Tommy? Buntz. Yeah. Tungsten. Tungsten? Tungsten. Tungsten? Tungsten. I knew. I knew it was Tommy and then a bunce. And I combined them in tungsten. To recap, Lankston went first, and he took Nani from, uh, uh, oh my God. Leland Stitch.

The girl Peppulipu was trying to get with. Penelopee Pussy Cat. Princess Fiona but ogre style. Shell from El Dorado and Mammy from Mammy to Zoo from Tom and Jerry and I stand behind that pick I won't apologize

I went second I took Jessica Rabbit Elastigurl Robin Hood, Ballou and Esmeralda A lot of chalk on the top of that one Sean you went

30 you took April O'Neill Tarzan Luann Scar and Wilma Sounds like a Wednesday night Tommy Jackson Yeah David you went last year

Carmen San Diego, Shang from Mulong, Shang from Mulan. Lee Shang, yeah. Lola Bunny, Jamaica from Babeah's kids, and Gadget Hack Ranch from Chippendale Rescue Rangers. We left some talent on the board. I doubt a little browser to see all those together. Yeah. That's the one argument in front of AFA of AI.

You're able to see all this. Jafar, with his little prince mustache. He was very sexy. Yeah, Jafar is sexy. Gaston for a certain type of person. I had Frylock down. Frylock's pretty sexy. You had Fryeck.

What the fuck are you talking about? Frylock? Frylock from Aquatine Hunger for it. You don't like seeing fries? I like seeing fries. He's sexy as hell. He had a goodie. He was smart.

I think you're laying the groundwork for you to have a goatee. I do think that's happening. If you see me ever with a goatee on purpose, you give me one of those yellow sweatshirt talks that you gave. Did you know about this? White guys hate goatees. I don't know that at all. Me?

I hate them on me. They really don't like a lot. White guys like goatees. By the way. It's very coated. A white gotie means something. Yeah. I like a Morris chestnut goatee.

I don't like me having a goatee. That's insane. And I'm assuming the type of white guys you'd be aligning with are more right-leaning. That's right. That's who I would look like for days if I had a go-te. Or Ethan Hawke. It's Ethan Hawk or the men of the far-right. Now, I will say that that was true of the mustache for a period.

That's right. And it took a few bold, some problem. people to change that. To wrestle it back. To wrestle it back. So do you find any optimism in the possibility of the goatee once again becoming your plaything? Sean, that's your, you're more of a good thing guy than me. I'm clearly a mustache man.

It looks like I'm growing a goatee on purpose because this grows in darker than this. So from a distance, I look like a goatee guy and I cannot handle it. I'm not. I'm trying to fight the mustache back to the right personally. I'm steering it back in the track. You're going to make it smaller and smaller. Hit by bit. Going and voting, sticking your arm in the booth and voting for people.

Yeah. Figure it out. Well, hey, those were our picks. We want to hear yours. Hit us up at All Fantasy. Oh, Aunt Kath from Ralph breaks the internet. Are you guys familiar? Oh, of course, yeah.

Maybe. I saw it. Louis Griffin. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But up with a lot. Marge sometimes. That lady from drawn together. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The black one? Yeah. Oh, and then ain't Bonnie on Family Guy. Joe's wife? Yeah, Bonnie. Oh, yeah. Jennifer Tilly. That's the voice.

Getting all horny. I will say this. Even as that weird fucking little Chuckie dolls, she was bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, Bride of Chucky? She was still like a bad little doll. Yeah, Jennifer Tilly, she had it, man. She had the podcast.

She really did. Come on the podcast. Come on the podcast. Any podcast. Not ours. Did she? Nope. I like that.

And I wish. Yeah. I wish. Well, you have a code. Yeah. We got to stand by our code. I appreciate that. Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry, Jennifer Dilley. You can always come on All Fantasy Everything. Lankton will come for that episode. I'll just stand in the back. Yeah. Breathing. Waiting.

Say something else, Jennifer. Yeah, your mic ain't picking up. Say it again. Recording. One sharpening. She's a wonderful voice. Hit us up with your own Fixed All Fantasy Podcast at gmail. Shout to have her on the All Fantasy Everything.

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