All Fantasy Everything - Songs to Get the Dance Floor Going at a Wedding (w/ James Corden, Louis Waymouth, Sean Jordan, and David Gborie)

Episode Date: May 16, 2019

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Welcome to the All-Family Heroine Podcast. With me, Ian Carmel. Maybe try it with more gravitas. Well, welcome, all of you weary travelers, to this fireside chat. Where us merry five will be discussing today songs to get the dance floor popping at a wedding when the dance floor is not currently popping. Yeah. That's what it is.

These are songs. Songs. To get a wedding dance floor going. I think it's important that we say it's a wedding dance floor. Oh, yeah. It's extremely important. Important distinction. It's incredibly important.

Some of these aren't necessarily songs that we would love or choose or listen to. These are songs that will go, if the wedding's dying, this is going to be something. Will all the DJs get out of jail free card? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. These are songs I want to dance to like an old aunt. Yeah. Right?

You're out there with an old aunt. Cousins, people you barely know. She's wearing flats. Maybe you dance with a child. Yes. I want to dance to like an old aunt yeah you're out there with an old aunt cousins people you barely know she's wearing flats maybe you dance with a child yes on your shoulders on your shoulders

or toes or she treads on your toes yeah exactly somebody's stepmom who's getting a little too familiar with you it's that kind of dance yeah I got it

we're in the studio Louis Weymouth hello in the studio Sean Jordan what's cracking Sean is Jordan on Twitter Sean Cougar Mel Jordan on thehuh the g is silent hey david boy cool guy jokes 87 on

instagram changing it james corden jk corden on twitter and then what do you want instagram you're just like you're not i haven't got it almost i don't know you're not really active on instagram he's active well it's just not not yeah i Yeah. I can't. Not that prolific. Yeah. I can't, I can't with Instagram. Yeah. You don't like Instagram?

It's a lot. It's the only one I like. It's the only one that's free anymore. I know, but it's just, I can't, cause it helps me not dislike people if I don't see what they're like on Instagram. that's 100%. Cause there'll be someone like,

you know, that I'll think, oh, they're cool. And then someone will show me something they've done on Instagram. And I that I'll think, oh, they're cool. And then someone will show me something they've done on Instagram. And I'll be like, well, then they're not. You're absolutely correct. They're not anymore, you know?

It preys on people's weaknesses. It does. Yeah. Skateboarding and basketball. Yeah. You just got to watch like pictures of people blowing stuff up with fireworks. Like it's not. No personal stuff.

Cakes getting decorated. Yeah. National parks. I'm into people going, this made me laugh. Now you see this. It's the people that are like, hey, so I'm into that I'm into people going this made me laugh now you see this it's the people that are like hey so I'm cooking dinner and I'm like

well there's a reason I'm not there I'm not disciplined enough not to go to someone's Instagram page that I dislike and spend half an hour just stewing in it

just going wanker wanker wanker wanker is a British a British parlance yeah I like it you might bring it up wanker is a great word wanker is a great word wanker wanker wanker is a British parlance I like it

we might bring it over wanker is a great word wanker is a great word wanker is a great word and wanking is a better term than jerking off than jerking off

what else is there it sounds cleaner for some reason wanking yes it's slightly more amusing it sounds like a slide whistle like well that's appropriate

but it's also a great thing to shout out of a car window yeah wanker wanker you wanker I've also started giving people the British fuck you Well, that's appropriate. But it's also a great thing to shout out of a car window. Oh, it's great. Wanker! You wanker! I've also started giving people the British fuck you. The two fingers on the car. That's what they do.

Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is? Do you know why we do that? Because when we used to fight the French, we used to have the finest longbowmen archers. And so when the French used to capture us, they would chop off our fingers and so in battle

before battle we'd all go look at these puppies ready to we've got him we've still got him you're not going to get him well I'm about to

chop off your legs with some of these wedding dance floor picks Mr. Transition yeah who gets the first pick we play a game of rock paper scissors

to determine that it's going to be the three of you Louis will sit it pick? We play a game of rock, paper, scissors to determine that. It's going to be the three of you. Louis will set it out. So we play a game of rock, paper, scissors. How do you play it with a three? Whoever throws the unique one wins. Odd personnel wins. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see. So like one paper versus two scissors paper wins. I was really hoping as the guest today that I would get. Oh, wow. You're going to Hollywood. I really thought you'd go. Well, as a guest, you're here on the show. We'll give you the first pick.

I'll tell you who didn't do this. John Cryer. Big. Didn't pull this. All right, Colin. So is it one, two, three, go? Or one, two, and go on three? One, two, three, go.

Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Dave. Dave wins. You know what you gotta do Having won it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of the draft So I'm gonna go first You can go second

Oh shit Let's go in order I think I'm gonna go in order Just go in order he said cause he was next No he said just go in order He should probably just go in order Or maybe just go in order. Just go in order. He said because he was next. No, he said just go in order. He usually likes the corners. He should probably just go in order on this one. Maybe just go in order on this one.

Sean is last. Corner, though. You're the hot corner. Okay. All right. Perfect. Now, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft. Sure.

Yeah. What does that mean? It's an excellent question. It's a really good question. It's like the pendulum. The pendulum just kind of starts on one side and just swings. Right.

And then it gets over to this side and then it just kind of swings back. Then it kind of covers for a little bit and then it swings back. I hear what you're saying. You pick, cut through the first round, you pick first in the next round.

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I'm simple as don't break me. ABC, 1, 2, 3, baby, you and me, girl. Really? It always works. When has that song ever not worked? What if all the Michael Jackson? Has that song ever not worked? Right off the bat. Oh, wait.

See, I went with a no Michael, no R. Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. What about baby Michael is what I'm saying. Are you saying? I know, but then if you're having baby Michael, how you can't go with I want you back and not ABC? Well, first of all, that's true.

ABC is my first. It's like, it's all I want you back. ABC over. I've used it at parties. I've used it at parties. Listen, I've used it at parties before. It's just my personal. It's almost a children's song.

It is almost a children's song. Which is sort of, you know, makes me want to dance. I mean, it depends on the amount of gin I've had that evening. You've had a lot.

I've had a lot of gin. It's a wedding. I'm not going to dance to it, but of all the Jackson 5 songs, I love it too. I love ABC. So I love ABC. With Michael Jackson.

Is Jackson 5 okay? Is that what we've decided? And then, I mean, it's a minefield. It's a minefield that I don't want to step in on this podcast. Yeah, no,

no, no. There's no way we were going to miss Jackson 5. I mean, the lyrics. We might miss some of the later jams. It's also, yeah, it's also not about, I'm taking it, he was an abusee then. Okay, sure.

Wow, we're getting real dark right off the bat. Is that not the case? I'm sure. Either way, I'm happy because I've still got my first pick. You know what part of ABC I do like though is that, Come on, come on, baby, let me tell you what it's all about. Yeah, that is good. Are you all the rhythm and dick?

And you can kind of do that like where you like arms forward and then off to the side kind of dance. You know, like you're walking down a Soul Train line. It's like a slow bop for everybody too. It is a slow bop for everyone. You're right on that, that everybody can dance to it. Yeah, it is. It's not like, it's not like, because it's a wedding, right?

So we don't need high level. There's a lot of people who don't usually dance. You got kids, grandma's got gals, she's still out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So ABC is my first pick.

ABC by the Jackson 5. James Corden, time for your first pick, your first pick ever on All Fantasy Everything. Well, I consider this to be in amongst the greatest songs

that have ever been written and I mean that completely. Okay. It also suits this discussion perfectly because I consider no better song. Yeah. No greater song to fill a dance floor at a wedding than Whitney Houston. Of course. I want to dance with somebody.

Oh my God. That is the heat with somebody. Yeah, I want to dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me. The single greatest wedding song of all time. Next to ABC. Yeah, that song is so good. It's unreal.

No, it is. It's like... It's the greatest. It gives me goosebumps. That's the beginning. It's unreal. No, it is. It's like... It's the greatest. It gives me goosebumps. That's the beginning. It is a good tune. Woo! And everybody's like...

It starts off immediately, too. It doesn't... It's like off... It's off the runway. It's also got a tremendous key change. Yeah. Yep. I want to dance with somebody.

You're right. Dance. I want to feel the heat with somebody. Dance. It's just... the heat with somebody. Dance. It's just, was it, in terms of her hits, was it number two, number one? Where did it come in? I imagine it's a number one song. It had to be there.

Was it her first hit? I also think, I don't know if it's up there in the first hits, but I do know that it sums up how everybody's feeling at a wedding at that point. Yeah. first hits but I do know that it sums up how everybody's feeling at a wedding at that point she managed to capture how we're all feeling when we're at that wedding which is yeah you're right Whitney I do want to dance with somebody I haven't found the right song

and then it starts and then on a deeper level I want to dance with somebody but ultimately with somebody who loves me with somebody who loves me yeah because I just watched

the biggest expression of love I want my own now I want my own I want to feel the heat with somebody too God I want to feel the heat I mean think about the lyrics

clock strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade yeah ooh that magic hour. That's lovely. When you're going from that daytime little buzz at the wedding. Exactly.

So you put the rosé down and you picked up a mojito. Yeah, it is. Absolutely sensational. Is that what you'd be on? The rosé to mojito, would it? I'd be rosé. I don't know if I'd go straight to a mojito. Whose wedding is this with the rosé to mojito?

Yours, maybe? I could. Yeah, I think I probably did have go Whose wedding is this with the rose tomato Yours maybe I could have Yeah I think I probably did have that I bet this song did play at your wedding Yep I'd be amazed if it didn't

It certainly played at mine Yeah And we were both there Yep Yeah Louis at my wedding Oh my god Louis at my wedding

Oh this is wonderful Was so sensational I did a bit of DJing at your wedding You did Louis used to have a night and Louis should be this is made for Louis Yeah Louis used to have a night, and Louis should be, this is made for Louis.

Yeah. Louis used to have a night in London called Shimmy Shawobble. Oh, yeah. Which was just basically a night of just dancing. Yeah, and then we changed the name for another one to Rubber Biscuit.

Rubber Biscuit, that's right. Yeah. And Louis at my wedding would, he was drinking at that point. And you don't need to say any more after that, because if you say he was drinking at that point in his life, you understand that he's drinking up to such a point that he decided I need to stop that. It's amazing.

But he would go up to people at the wedding and he'd just go into any conversation and he'd just walk up and go, who's been sick? just go into any conversation and he'd just walk up and go, who's been sick? That's a good bit. He also walked up to my dad at one point during the wedding, like packed dance floor,

dad's over by the corner and Louis just went up and went, your favorite war, go. Dads do love wars. Your favorite war, go. And my dad flummoxed, couldn't even get an answer out. and your favourite war go and my dad flummoxed couldn't even get

an answer out so dad went what he went Lou and you heard your favourite war go

and dad went I guess world and Lou went wrong it's the boar war he went it was a fucking fantastic war

and walked off and it was a fucking fantastic walk and walked off and it was absolutely sensational the who's been sick thing was something that like was really fun to do

like or is still really fun to do like Glastonbury or somewhere and the best way is like to just open someone's tent

or wigwam or wigwam open someone's tent or wigwam. You'll have to say wigwam. Yeah. Just TP and just open it and just put your head, just, just your head through, through the door and go, who's been sick.

You lunatic. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I like it. You should try it. I mean, no, no, no, no. I want to dance with somebody pulled me out of a pulled me out of a i was djing this comedy after party and i was playing i was trying to play cool songs so people would think i was cool yeah so you're playing like

you know yeah like your disclosure sure b-sides and like modest yeah exactly yeah and people are all milling about the bar and like texting and shit they're just like fuck that and this guy this man named Guy Branum do you know Guy Branum no

he's amazing he's light on his feet he's light on his feet he's gigantic he's probably like 6'5 400 pounds bald

gay as the day is long amazing and he comes like sweat dancing over to me and he's like it's also long as the day is gay he is long as the day is gay and he comes on and he's like it's not so long as the day is gay he is long as the day is gay and he comes on

and he's like he's like you're ruining this party but we're friends and I'm like oh she's like and I'm like what should I do

he's like and he's like play I want to dance with somebody and I played it and like within five seconds like it was

you know what I mean it was like World War Z the dance floor it was incredible it's undeniable changed the whole night it is annoying though when you're DJing and people come up to you,

pestering you. It is, but he was right. He was right. You know what I mean? You just need a life. Sometimes you're the chef. Sometimes you just got to be a cook. Absolutely.

Absolutely right. That's lovely. I decided to be a cook that night. My first pick is going to be Let's Go Crazy by Prince. Damn it, dog. Because I had a Prince. I had a Prince pick. Shit. Dearly beloved. I bet we all had Prince picks. You can still have by Prince. Damn it, dog. Because I had a Prince. I had a Prince pick. Shit.

Dearly beloved. I bet we all had Prince picks. You can still have a Prince pick. Yeah, yeah. I still have Prince. I have Prince on here. It's just like, you know, with the organs at the beginning, so it's like kind of wedding themed anyway.

Like, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called life. What I like about that song is it gives you time to get to the dance floor. Yeah, yeah. Because you hear it. Oh, yeah. You can put down. It gives you time. You're like, whoa, I'll be right time to get to the dance floor. Yeah. Because you hear it. Oh, yeah. You can put down. It gives you time.

You're like, whoa, I'll be right back. Hold that door. Hold that drink. You've got the whole speech before. You can finish swallowing. You can put down a drink. Tie a shoe. Button up a jacket.

Take off a jacket. Take off a jacket. Take off a jacket. Like, undo the cuffs. Oh, yeah. The shirt's coming off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do that dance like you're crazy,

like you're just running around and it looks like you're dancing because that song's just about to go wild. Yes, you can. It gives you license to dance. Yeah, you can just dance like crazy. It gives you license to go crazy. Yeah, absolutely.

It's a great... It's right there in the title. Yeah. Because you've got to have... On a wedding playlist, you've got to have those tentpole songs, right? Yeah, you need your tentpoles. I want to dance with somebody who's one of them.

You know, I want to dance with somebody who's one of them. You know, I want to dance with somebody who's one of them. Man. Let's go crazy is one of them. Because you just got out of that journey. It's like skateboarding, right? You've got to kick every now

and then. You can coast for a while then you've got to kick again. Yeah, let's talk about skateboarding for like an hour. We'll get to it later. We'll get to it on a separate podcast. So yeah, I'm going to go with Let's Go Crazy by Prince.

That's a great shout. Yeah, it's fantastic. That's a great shout. Lord Weymouth. Well, I could have chosen a number of these gentlemen's songs, but I've chosen Marvin Gaye's Got to Give It Up. Fuck, man. Oh, yeah, man.

I used to go out to water and stand up I mean it's just brilliant that song it's amazing now here's what I'd say and I hear what you're saying but I think it's a masterpiece but what? but what? does it

I think there might be, this might be misconstrued here slightly because I think that prolongs the dancing on the dance floor. I don't know if it gets it going. I think it prolongs the dance. I think if, I think if Let's Go Crazy finishes and that comes on, you're not leaving.

Yeah, you're staying out. I don't know if you're entering for it. I disagree. I disagree. I think that's a personal choice. I'd come out there for that song. I would be sure. I'm going to ask that question.

If you were in Calgate. Said the man on the orthopedic show. How interesting a conversation would you be willing to leave for Got to Give It Up Part 1 by Marvin Gaye dude I'm leaving wedding shit I'm leaving How's Your Mom I'm leaving How's Your Brother but are you

if I walk up to you and I'm like you're not gonna fucking believe this come here and I walk you over to a corner and then Got to Give It Up comes on are you gonna be like give me a second I'm not leaving juicy gossip. You're not leaving juicy gossip. I got to give it up. Well, hang on.

That's not, I mean, you could say that about a number of times. No, I don't think you could say about Whitney Houston's I Want to Dance with her. Let's go crazy by Prince. I swear to God. I'm straight on the dance floor. You could drag me outside. You could drag me outside and you could say to me. You got the best pick.

You could say, I've been worried about telling you this and I finally mustered the strength and I don't want this to change anything between this but two nights ago

I'll be back I'll be back in a minute what did Louis want? I don't know I'll be back. I'll be back in a minute. Clash strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to... What did Louis want? I don't know, I just had to be here. Alright. What the fuck's Louis? I'm out here. Alright. It's a great pick though, I get it. I just wanted to work out what we...

I think that's fair. It's an extender for sure. It's an extender. It's a hell of an extender. Yeah. Awful pick, though. Sean Jordan. All right. Yeah, Marissa. All right. First pick to get the wedding going is You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall & Oates.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I want, you've got, and it might be hard to handle. Like a flame that burns a candle. A candle feeds a flame. Do you love Hall & Oates. It's a good song. It's the best Hall & Oates song there is. Yeah, I think at a wedding, absolutely,

because it's also the sort of thing that someone might make like a wedding video to. Yeah. I'm thinking of songs that you can kind of dance. You don't have to be a good dancer. That's what gets me out of the dance floor. You can still have your food in your hand. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can kind of dance. You don't have to be a good dancer. That's what gets me out of the dance floor. You can still have your food in your hand. You can.

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South Dakota. A couple drinks. Which is part of the country with not a lot of strong dancers. Easy. You have to understand about this guy right here. January Jones probably danced a couple times. January Jones. Brock Lesnar might have danced a couple times.

No, that's not true. Mary Hart, Pat O'Brien might have danced a few times. You know what? You have my favorite story about Hall & Oates involving your mother. Oh, yes. I was talking to... We saw Hall & Oates live at Bumbershoot one time, and I was telling my mom this,

and she goes, oh, that's great. I really like Hall. That's what she said. And I was like, what in God's name did Oates do that you had to draw that line? I don't know. He knows what he did.

He wronged my mom, and now I hate his guts too. The beginning is good. I think I'm going to get the Dance Floor Poppin' song like a strong intro. It's got to be a recognizable intro. Yeah. Okay.

Well, that's my issue with that as a pick. I'm dancing to it. I'm not leaving the bar for it. You might not leave the bar. Let's see if you leave the bar for this. All right, part pick two. I get the feeling someone is a little competitive this evening. All right.

I feel like someone's being a bit of a prick. All right. Are we leaving the dance floor? Here's my second pick. I'm out there. You're talking Uncle Steve. Oh, Steve, yeah. He has like three-fourths of the bottle behind the bar.

He wasn't even supposed to be back there. He went back there anyways. Yeah. He's wearing a suit and Skechers. He's telling you about Aunt Lynn, and you're like, you start to care because, you know, he used to even supposed to be back there. He went back there anyways. He's wearing a suit and Skechers. He's telling you about Aunt Lynn, and you're like, you start to care, because he used to be kind of mean. So you're like, all right, Steve, what do you got to say? And then No Diggity by Blackstreet comes on.

It's going down, face of Blackstreet. The homies got at me, collab creations. Bump like Gak, and ain't no doubt. I don't know if I'm dancing to it. I'll get some love by the end of this. You're dancing right now. And we're not at a wedding. That's not a dance.

That's a shoulder ripple. I'm dancing to it in the car. I'm loving it when I'm hanging out. If it can't work it down, good lord. I can tell you, here's the truth. I'm dancing to it. My mom's nowhere near it. That's the thing.

I was just thinking, it's too sexy for a platonic. You don't think an older person... I'm not going to dance to it. My mom's nowhere near it. That's the thing. I was just thinking it's too sexy for a platonic. You don't think an older person is on after midnight? I think it's on after midnight. This isn't after midnight. That's like an older person's bass line. That's where they draw it. You think No Diggity, that's the line?

That they go out there for that song? Dr. Dre raps a lot at the beginning. I think that might hurt your cause. Not that one. It's just the one that goes straight into Teddy. Giving eargasms with my mellow accent. Not that version. It starts with shorty get down. Good lord.

Baby got it working all over town. Yeah, it's a good one. I love it. I love the song. Sensational. I will stand behind him not dancing with the kid to it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm saying. It's after midnight. It's after midnight. That's a deal closer. It's after midnight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not dancing with the kid to it. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's off to midnight. It's off to midnight. That's a deal closer. It's off to midnight. I'm learning lessons here. It's off to midnight. Is it me again?

As it is a serpentine. So I'm going to go for Baby I Got Your Money or Dirty Bastard. That's a great shout. I thought that was good. That's a great shout. That's great. Just dance if you caught up in the Holy Ghost trend.

If you stop, I'ma put the killer ants in your pants. I'm the ODB as you can see. FBI, don't you be watching me. That song is so much fun. That's a great shout. That's hard to pull me away from a dance floor. That's a great shout. Because a lot of people won't even, like the older people won't know that it's ODB.

They'll just hear that drum. And they're not listening to it. Yeah, that's a great shout. That's a great shout. That's a great shout. Featuring Khalees. That's right, Nas' ex-wife. I didn't know that. That's Khalees? I had no idea.

Do you know that, Marissa? They've got two kids together. Khalees and Nas. Oh, yeah. I thought you were talking about ODB. No, I didn't know she was on that song No I didn't know she was on that song Excuse me Yeah yeah

ODB had himself a weird little career right up there until the end didn't they Yeah Yeah I mean like Brooklyn Zoo

and all that shit and then started putting out dance songs there's that Ghetto Superstar I feel like he snuck into Ghetto Superstar I met

I met that was a bias years ago in LA my dad took us to this like this blues club called Roy Gaines' Blues Club.

I think it was in South Central. And I was like, I mean, I must have been like 17. I was with my friend. And Old Dirty Bastard was there at the blues club. And we ended up like hanging out and like, yeah. You struck up a conversation? You knew who had been sick at that point. You didn't have to ask who'd been sick at that point.

Yeah, no. You knew who'd been sick at that point. What? You didn't have to ask who'd been sick at that point. Yeah, no. You knew who'd been sick. My thing with Old Dirty Bastard is the first time he told people that that's what his name was going to be. That would have been. He's like, oh, no, I'm rap. Like, hey, son, what's happening? Oh, I'm rap. Or like, what's going on?

You know, I don't know what his name is. Dave. Oh, no, I'm rapping. Oh, cool. What are you going to call yourself? I'm going to call myself Old Dirty Bastard. You'd just be like, really? I feel like

he was living a lifestyle in which people were like, yeah. We couldn't call you Steve anymore. He's probably licking peanut butter out of jars and putting it back. I'm going to be Old Dirty Bastard. That's what I think about all the Littles there's too many Littles now

short sighted short sighted it is Jay-Z timeless Kanye timeless you know

I'm going to say potentially even Eminem might be timeless but Lil Yachty when he's 45 well why him to Lil Bow Wow he's just

he's a big bow wow that's a lesson for all of us oh really oh did it go cautionary tale no no no it's just Bow Wow. That's a lesson for all of us. Oh, really? Oh, did it go? Cautionary tale. No, no, no. It's not a cautionary tale. He took the Lil off of it. But he took the Lil off.

He's called Shad Joe. He's a lovely boy. Lovely guy. Sweet boy. It's difficult if you start your career with a Lil. Yeah, because you've got to grow. Look at Lil Wayne right now.

He's a weird man. He's a weird man. He's gnarly. It does not look good on a 30-something-year-old man. No, you can't be. And that's all part of the Lil thing. Too many colors.

It's all the Lils. Lil Nas X, you've got time right now. Change it. You've got time to change it. Lil James Corden. Lil James Corden. Lil Jimmy C. Lil Jimmy C.

Lil Jimmy C. Lil Jimmy C. It's fun when you're 19. It's not so good when you're 40 with three kids. Your kid's going to call you that? Lil Dad. It's not so good when you're 40 with three kids. What are your kids going to call you then? Yeah. Little dad.

Nurse coming out. Little Wayne. Oh yeah, that's me. You know, you're giving me a prostate exam. Baby, I got your money by the old

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da dirty. All right. I got to take one. I got, okay. I'm going to take Push It by Salt-N-Pepa. Okay.

Love it. Yeah, that's fantastic. You got that cowbell intro. Oh, yeah. You know? Ah, pushing. Just push it real good. Ah, pushing.

It comes at you in waves, and each wave of flavor is a little sweeter than the one before. Salt-N-Pepa here. Just like me. Salt, salt, salt, salt-N-Pepa here. Call me a baby, pop. Yeah, you. Come on, give me a kiss I. Call me a baby, Pop. Yeah, you. Come on, give me a kiss. I like the guy calming every down.

Now, hold on. Only the sexy people. I know you are those who are going to get out of here. You should get the fuck down. Look, you can't get out of here. I hadn't even thought of that. Didn't even cross my mind. Didn't even cross my mind. Didn't even cross my mind.

That song has a doorman. Yeah, the song has a doorman. Get the fuck out of here, Clarence. You know this isn't for you. It's only for the sexy people. That's your right shout. It's good. It's like a wave pool, but you've got to have a lifeguard at it.

Yeah, I love that it comes like a wave pool. But it comes at you in different parts, so it gives you a little more time to get out there on the dance floor, right? And then by the time

it's going, you've got that electric violin or the synth or whatever the fuck that is. And it's old enough now. Maybe your 80-year-old grandma is not going to be out there. People in their 50s and 60s

are out there for it. I agree. To push it by salt, not just salt, pepper as well. Yeah. And Spinderella. Spinderella hit it up one time. DJ Spinderella, yeah. Okay.

Jameth and Corden. Okay. For my next pick. I'm just going to say these words. I want you to think and imagine and feel that you're in a wedding scenario. I'm worried about what you're going to say. And you hear this. I'm here. I'm there. I'm worried about what you're going to say. And you hear this. I'm here.

I'm there. I'm there. At the count of three, I want everybody in the place to be. Oh, shit. To make some noise if you're down with me. One, two, three. Hit me with the horns. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, No way. No, I didn't. I didn't have it. It was in your next bit. It's incredible. It's incredible.

Life comes down to you real fast. I can't believe you picked ABC before that. I don't know. That is strange. Let me clear my throat. Let me clear my throat. DJ Kool. So fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah. Music in the monitors. That makes you feel like you're a good dancer. Have mercy, baby. Do you think the granddads and grandmas, are they listening to that? I think they follow the energy of the room. You've got horns in it because you've got instruments.

The horns, the horns. Yeah, you're right. The horns bringing my dad in. You could go up to my dad and go, what's your favourite war? And if he hears... He's not even going to stick around for you to tell him that it's the poor war i'll shout i'll shout it's a boy you don't forget it

some of y'all know this some of y'all don't oh even include some of y'all might be with us some of y'all won't yeah oh that's where the only part of the song that's wrong because everybody's with everybody's there he's so polite in the song have mercy baby I hope you don't mind the song is so polite

yeah about something we all have to do yeah we all at times have to clear our throat let's hear each other

let's hear you all clear your right yeah oh yeah that's that's good yeah yeah nice

that's how you do it that is how you do it that is an expensive education that's what that is that's the difference between Louis and everyone else in this room is that that is an incredibly expensive education. That's what that is. That's the difference between Louis and everyone else

in this room is that that is an incredibly expensive education and that's what you've learned. That's what you get. Two years at the University of South Dakota

almost broke four digits. Yeah, all right. We're getting there. Yeah, but you know, that's a term. Okay.

Because it also, it's that Hollywood swinging song. It's got the bass line cool in the gang, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Bum, bum, bum, ba-na-na-na-na bass line, cool in the gang, you know? Yep. Bum, bum, bum. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na. Hell yeah. All right. Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool. Excellent pick. The G is silent.

Time for your second and third picks. I'm all discombobulated now. Oh, yeah. It's over for you. I think. You're done, dude. You need to put your shirt back on. No.

Stay's off for us. You're good, Playboy. I think for iconic intros that I feel like is going to get most people out. Get people out. Like, I'm picking Candy Rain by Soul For Real. My love, do you ever dream of candy golden rainbows. It's just so good. Everybody wants that. Grandma's that sweet little,

have you ever loved someone so much you thought you... I wish people could see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like laying down charcuterie plates. You're inviting everybody. It's just like a real... You're laying down charcuterie plates. Well, I feel like a prey.

I gotta admit, that song doesn't get me. You don't know the song, though. I feel like a real... You're laying down charcuterie plates. Well, I feel like a prick. I gotta admit, that song doesn't get me. I don't know that song. You don't know the song, I feel like a prick. Whoa! That is an expensive education. It's an expensive education.

Well, maybe I do. You really are. But I'm not recognising it. Yeah. My love. Do you ever dream of candy-cold little rain? No, if you don't know it, you don't know it. Yeah, yeah.

I'm living my candy rain. I got to admit, I don't get the endorphin hit off that one. Are you serious? I might go to the bathroom, man. I might be shooting blanks this whole round. We're just running through you. Listen, Ian, I hear what you're saying. There could be an argument to say that that's an extender.

But for me personally, it's taking me there. It's taking me there. I'm strutting. I am strutting. And I'm going to strut from the seat that I'm sat in or the conversation I'm in, and my shoulders are going as I walk. There might be a spin. Oh, now look at that.

When I'm on carpet, when I'm on carpet and this, and the second I hit that wooden square they've put down in the middle of that function room. And what do you call that? Mugging. What is that called? That face.

It's all Fizz's face. This face says, get out the way. You're mugging, dog. Fizz. Get out the way. It's a fierce face. You're fierce, fierce, and then you're vulnerable. Yeah. all Fizz face. A little bit. A grimace. Get out the way. Yeah. You're mugging, dog. Fizz. Get out the way. It's a fierce face. You're fierce, fierce, and then you're vulnerable.

Yeah. And that's it. Fizz, fierce, vulnerable. Out. What's everybody, are we lip biters when we dance? Is that a... I'll bite the lip a little bit. You can't.

I don't overbite, but more, but I do pull faces that look like I've just sort of gone into a cheese shop. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know when you go into a cheese shop, you're like, ooh, that's me. I'm right there. I have to consciously think about not doing the overbite. Gotta get nasty. I find myself doing it.

You point a lot on the dance floor. I do. You are a pointer. That's a good though. I love a point. I love a clap. Yeah, you do. Where do you clap good though I love a point I love a clap yeah you do where do you clap

can I ask down low up high or middle I'll clap anywhere mate you're clapping it away it doesn't matter yeah it's a game time

I'll often clap here I'll clap here like a Spaniard that's a good one too like a Spaniard because you can kind of get like a Spaniard but if you notice

if you see it and I wish the listeners could, I am... Paint a picture for us. Paint a picture. I am in no way are my fingertips connecting. No. Not only that, your fingers are on right angles. Yeah, exactly.

They're right angles to one another, and the outmost hand isn't moving. It's the inner hand. It's the back hand, too, because that's where the thought is. How do we feel about the clicking of fingers? I snap. I'm a snapper. I snap and I bite. I snap and I bite. I can't help it. Ideally, that's what my jaw is doing. Okay.

My next one is see, this is another one where I don't know if it's going to be universal. You're going to be you though. You're going to be you. I'm picking the classic hit Ain't Nobody by Chaka Khan Ain't nobody Ain't nobody Ain't nobody

Ain't nobody Ain't nobody Ain't nobody Ain't nobody It's so good It makes me feel like I'm tossing a salad Not tossing a salad I mean like

Physically The way they do it at Panera, not the way they do it... That's a weird dance floor. You have food choices you can choose to mix. You went with the only one that is linked. To puddles! It's the only puddle adjacent move! You're still going to go with your laid-out charcuterie play today.

It's the only one. It's the only one. Step it up. That is a good one. That's like a one. It's the only one. Step it up. That is a good one. That's like a fucking, it's like a submarine, man. It pops up on you and you're like, oh, shit. Because it starts like, do-do-do-do. Yeah.

Do-do-do-do. And then it just. Ain't nobody. And it's so good, man. That's a good one. See, I like, that'll get me out there eventually. But I grew up in Beaverton, Oregon. I'm a very Caucasian man.

So, you know, my Chaka Khan. That's going to get me out of that straight away. Chaka Khan is limited. When you say So, you know, my Chaka Khan, that's going to get me out of that straightaway. When you say eventually, you mean halfway through the song. Once I hear that, like, ain't nobody, I'm like, oh shit, this song, Drake is down. Okay. You don't recognize it immediately. She's got to get into it.

That's fair. Chaka got to build a bridge. But man, that song is, it's hard. I don't know how you could listen to it and not dance. I'd get out there. I'm out there for everything. I'm dancing. Excellent pick. You live out there. James Corden.

I'm really in a flummox now. Yeah, really. I honestly don't know where to go. Yeah. I feel like I've built such a sort of peak for myself. Mm-hmm. Like, I don't know. You do have.

I don't know if I can. You came in so hot. That's what I mean. And there's like I'm at the top. I don't know if I can. You came in so hot. That's what I mean. And there's ones, here's the thing. There's ones where I feel like I can guarantee a response from the group. Yeah. Or there's ones where I think, do I at this point. Do you?

Of sheer, I just can't figure it out. The H is almost the challenge of the game. I just don't know. I just. I love it. it's my favourite part you gotta go with your heart man okay okay

alright and on that note yeah I want it I want it noted by the group that I feel I have let one go yeah

that will almost certainly come up in the next round and it's undeniable right or do I just pick it this is killing me that's why there's the best podcast in the world I don't know what toiable. Right. Or do I just pick it? This is killing me. That's why there's

the best podcast in the world. I don't know what to do here. Go with your heart. Here's the thing. You're building a good house. Mm-hmm. All right. Got good bones.

You got good bones on that house. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to go with Prince, I want to be your lover. Yeah.

That was what you were always on with that? No, because I knew that the other one was just a guarantee. Oh, you have another one. Another guarantee. But I think. I ain't got no money. I want all the girls in that room. It's just beautiful.

Let me tell you about this. It might not get everybody on the dance floor, but those people on the dance floor, that's going to fuel your night the entire night. It could be an extender. I hear what you're saying. It could be an extender. Some sounds, yeah.

Most Prince songs will get me on the dance floor. It's going to get me. And the people who are out there, they're going to stay. That's like your crew. Yeah, you're probably. You've got to do it for your core audience. That's the after party, too.

Like, if you go to an after party, you're like, oh, were you out there for... They're going to the pool after it's closed for sure. Yeah, if you hear that four in the morning... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you'll go right to it. Oh, my God, yes.

You'll go right to it. Yeah, dude. All right. You don't want to dwell on it. You want to move on? Yeah, yeah. You were vulnerable. You put it out there.

I feel better now it's out there. Yeah. What do you got, Carl? Well, let's hear it. Damn. Damn. What do I got? All right. I got to do one for... I got to do a little one for the older folks you got, Carl? Let's hear it. Damn. Damn. What do I got? All right.

I got to do a little one for the older folks. It's for me, too. But I got to put one out there that I know is going to get Sue Carmel on the dance floor. Sure. Okay. Twist and Shout by the Beatles. Oh. Yeah.

Got to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I up, baby. Twist that shawl. Twist that shawl.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on and work it on out. Work it on out. Because I think everybody's going to, the kids are going to be out there. It's a wedding. They have to. Sue Carmel's going to grab an instrument when that comes up.

Oh, Sue Carmel might be out there with a guitar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twirling the batons. John Lennon famously sang that song. You know, he's got that gruff voice. He's famously like, he made himself have that voice because he wanted, like, he was ill, and he forced himself to record that day.

Did he really? Because he wanted to get that, like, gravel. That wah! Yeah, yeah. So it's hard for him to reproduce that on stage. Also, Ferris Bueller's Day Off amazing of course

it's come up so many times but I thought Matthew Broderick really sang that song when I was like 8 I really thought it was him didn't know who the Beatles were until until like I was 32

it was a while it's just great the ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh It's so much fun. Oh, yeah.

It's so much fun. That's a fun twirling eight-year-old to that one. Yeah. It's not Matthew Broderick. Twist and Shout by the Beatles, Louis Weymouth. Okay. Well, from experience, this really does work. And it might just be might just be my, people I know,

but I'm choosing Toots and the Maytiles, 6456, that's my number. Okay. I don't know. I don't even know that, I didn't know they had another song.

I'm going to need you to perform it. Oh my God. You can't play it. I don't know. Yeah, you just got to sing it. I said yeah, I said yeah, what I said,

what I said. I can't, no. No, no, I'm not, I just don't know the song. You don't know it? I don't know it. I can't I'm not No no I'm not I just don't know the song You don't know it I don't know I don't know pressure drop

Is that that Whoa You know it I don't know if I know it off top man Really Either way I think we've got our answer Wow Yeah

That's a shame So 6456 That's my number That is sad Toots in the Maytals. I apologize. Yeah, I'll take myself to school after this. That, yeah, I feel bad.

It's going to be all right. Yeah, it'll be all right. I'm sad. Sean, join. Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder. Oh. Great tune. Yeah, yeah.

It's coming. Great tune. That's... Yeah, it's a good tune. Yeah. I think Stevie is a blessing for weddings. Real blessing. Yeah. It's very accessible.

You could choose, I wish, Living for the City. Superstitious. Superstitious. I mean, all of that. Even We Can Work It Out, his Beatles cover. Oh, that's great. That'll get everyone on. Yeah, dude. I mean all of that even we can work it out that his Beatles come out that'll get everyone on

yeah dude it's about Duke Ellington right that song it is it is yeah it's about the college basketball team

he's talking about JJ Reddick he's just always just always annoyed bunch of white guys and three black scholarship athletes yeah

he's seriously telling me no one here Jason Williams Just always annoyed. Bunch of white guys and three black scholarship athletes. Yeah. He was like, Jason Williams was a shame. Jason Williams' career after that injury. That's my number. Jason Williams, man. He's my number.

Yeah. I feel the same way about Sir Duke. How do you know Jason Williams? That's a deep cut. That's a deep cut. Deep cut. Chicago Bulls. Respect.

Respect. Deep cut. You even know his fucking NBA team. How do you know? Duke, Chicago Bulls, terrible, cut you even know this fucking NBA team how do you know Chicago Bulls terrible decimated by injury yeah

and now a lot on ESPN well god damn alright seriously I feel the same way about that song that you feel about I want to dance with somebody

it's one I might think it's the best song ever made I love it I love it I've always loved it always gets me in a good mood wait until the third round though

alright wait that was the third round wasn't it that was the third round, wasn't it? That was the third round. That was the end of the third. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, at a wedding, pick kind of a newer one. Taylor Swift, Shake It Off.

Anybody going to give it to me? Yeah, I'll give it to you. Yeah? I love the song. I love Taylor Swift. I love the song. I consider it a masterpiece. I do, too.

I love her. Unfortunately. She has to come up in any dress I can get her in. I think it's getting People out there I don't think it is Shall I tell you why I'll tell you why And it's to the detriment

Of them I believe There is an age range Of people Like for example Look at Louie Waymer's face now The sheer Mention

That that might be a song That would get And I think For that reason And I think for that reason, and I think they're wrong because I agree with you, it is an absolute floor filler. However,

there is a generation of people who will not allow it to fly. Louis, are you coming out to that? Skeptic. Yeah. Yeah. Would you? I mean, if everyone can get to it.

I'd never miss a pizza. I wouldn't, actually. You'd have it on my feet. I actually wouldn't. It doesn't, I don't feel like it jams hard enough to make you like it if you don't. Hey, hey, hey.

If you're not into that shit. It's just such a pop song. I might, I might, I wouldn't. You could have been getting down to this sick beat. My ex-man

on his new girlfriend. She's like, oh my God. The more you sing it, the more I realize he's not fucking lying. The fella's over there with the hella good hair.

Won't you come on over, baby? We should shake, shake, shake. No, no. Everybody's out there. No, they're not, though. No, they're not. And to the detriment of them, they should be, but they're not. It is a tree with shallow roots.

It's a tree with shallow roots. I see a bunch of people going to the bar like, where exactly what it is. It is a tree with shallow roots. I see a bunch of people going to the bar like, where's the darker whiskey that they want to drink? One shake it off, so I get it.

Yeah. All right. Well, for me, there it is. That's for you. Yeah. Louis Weymouth, which obscure dance house

are you being perfect in? I've got to say, I've got to say, I'm still actually... You're still upset? I'm actually quite upset. He's absolutely fuming. He's absolutely fuming he's absolutely

none of you know 54-5-6 which is probably two to the main tiles probably after

Bob Marley let it go the greatest reggae singer let it go let it go one of you're in the

pantheon he's right out there in the top five let it go what's your next song that none of us have heard of Simon and Garth

no Jim Nippity is part of it yeah exactly John Coltrane well now I'm torn

now I'm torn nothing's right I'm I'm torn. Now I'm torn. Nothing's right. I'm all at sea here. Gosh. Are you at sixes and sevens? I'm at sixes and sevens. Okay.

I'm going to go for Family Affair, Mary J. Blige. Congratulations. And he's back in the room. And he's back in the recording. And he's back at the wedding. That's a good song. Wow. Okay. I went to a dark place, guys.

I tried to call you there. Not enough digits in the number. But I feel like everyone will dance along to that. Did you think, who said, you're picking the Sly and the Family Stone version, right? No, Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that sounds great, man.

Did you think I meant Sly? No, I thought you meant Sly. Yeah, I mean, everything about you says it would have been the Sly one. I know, but I went somewhere that was... I like it. I like it. Hateration? Hateration?

Holleration? Not here. No. Not in this dancery. Not in this menagerie of made-up words. Dancery. None of that shit was real, right? No, not a word of it.

She's a dreamer. Damn. Damn, son. Damn, son. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? All right. Just in terms of filling up a dance floor.

Sure. I'm going to say one word now. All right. God. Shit. Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name.

And it feels like home. That gives you a little ample time. Yeah. And also, but it's ample time where you're, look, clocking eyes or something. Yeah, I see you. You're singing it. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.

Young and old. Young and old. Young and old, that one. Young and old. You're absolutely right. Religious people will be out there even though, like, it's about prayer, you know? The priest is even up.

The priest is up. The priest is up. And everyone's ironically looking at him going, what? Everyone thinks he's great. Did you play this for me? Yeah. That's fucking fantastic. Yeah, that song gets in there. It's a perfect-ass song.

Yeah. Like a prayer. James Corden, your fourth pick. Okay. I've gone rogue now, but I'm into this. Wait, is your pick that you wanted still on the table? Did any of us pick it? Yeah, I've let it go, though. I've gone rogue now but I'm into this wait is that is your pick that you wanted still on the table like did any of us

yeah yeah I've let it go though I've gone somewhere else really I want to just what I want everyone to do now because I'd like I'd like everyone

to shut their eyes okay done shut your eyes you're at a wedding yeah I am you're stood you're kind of in a conversation you're not

you're sort of in it you're sort of not it's been it's dragging on you're looking around you're kind of in a conversation you're not you're sort of in it you're sort of not it's been it's dragging on you're looking around you're thinking oh Chrissy and Brian's wedding

just hasn't taken off yet why isn't the dance floor full yeah I've been wondering and then you just hear dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun that chills that chills D-Live D-Live Very good. Yes. That chills. D-Live. Groove is in the heart. Groove is in the heart. 100%. Oh, man. That is great. That is such a good dancer.

That is great. That's so good. Great music video. Great music video. What happened to them? Were they one hit wonders? Couldn't do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's huge in the heart. Straight out the gate. music video great music video yeah what happened to them is it they won Hit Wonders Pete couldn't do it

yeah you give that shoe jam straight out the gate you climb Mount Everest the first time there's nowhere to go higher than this let me find out

where D-Lite are right now what's his face was in there from P-Funk I've got this guitar player Bootsy? Bootsy Collins

is it Bootsy Collins Bootsy Collins helped make it really Bootsy baby yeah grooves in the heart of, Bootsy Collins. Bootsy Collins helped make it. Really? Bootsy baby. Yeah. Grooves in the heart. A delight.

David Boyd. They were in New York City. They were in New York City. There's joy in my heart when I dance to that song. Absolutely. Yeah. And groove. And groove.

That's what it works. David, your fourth and then your final picks. We'll make the final round a speed round. My fourth, I'm calling it an audible because that last one reminded me of a song. I love to dance to it. Yeah. Straight out of Night from the Roxbury. What?

Another Night, real McCoy. Another night, another dream, but always you. A vision of love that seems to be true. That shit goes, man. As soon as I said it, I realized Thought. James Corden. As soon as I said it, I realized it's not for everybody. But I got to play my heart song. You know what I mean?

You absolutely do. For me. Damn, but now I got to close it. Shit. For me, it's an extender. It's an extender. It's an extender. That, your real McCoys, your LaBouches.

You might not get me out there. Your C plus C music factories. Your LaBouches. Your C plus C music factories. Your C and also C music factories. Your Marky Marge said Funky Bunch. Yeah. All right. Your Funky Bunch comma and Marky Mark.

God, man. This last one is also weird because I don't think it's going to get the old folks in. Yeah, you're weird, though. That's good, man. I'm weird. Thank you. I'm weird. I get the old folks in. Yeah, you're weird, though. That's good, man. I'm weird. Thank you. I'm weird. I think the old folks could come around.

Yeah. It's like grandma remembers college. She's going to dance to this. Yeah. I'm picking Hot in Her. Oh, that's fucking good, dude. Everyone's coming out. It's hot in.

Hot in. Bum, bum. So hot in here. Bum, bum. So hot in here. Bum, bum. Yeah. Oh. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

With a sprinkle of the ah, ah. Yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, wow. Yeah. Nelly did. I like it when you ah, ah. Yeah, baby, tell me.

Ah, ah. It's a great change. Nelly deserves a critical re-examination, in my opinion. He deserves for us to blast him off into space so everybody knows we can hit. You take your top off. It was a fun... You take your top off.

You take your top off. Find amongst close friends. You take your top off. The top's coming off. The top's coming off. If there was ever a time. And the great thing about a wedding is you'll almost certainly be wearing a jacket

or a vest or something. Or a tie. Everyone's got an item they can take off. Yes. Sexilyily yet ironically I would ask you would you take your tie off

and put it around my head of course what am I a fucking idiot of course that's where it's the first place it's going

around my head sideways sideways sideways yeah smile you bastard yeah I mean

there's not much to say about it. Hot in here. It's so hot in here. The only problem is, is it's, yes, hot in, it's because it's hot in here. It's hot in here.

It's hot in here. But that's almost like Northern Irish. Yeah, it's very hot in here. A lot of people have drawn it out. It's hot in here. So take off all your clothes. It's getting hot in here. It's getting hot in here.

You take off all your clothes. It's getting hot in here. Will you take it? it's getting hot in here it's getting hot in here you take off all your clothes Seamus it's getting ever so warm in here will you take off all your clothes now will you who knew who knew Nelly

is actually from from New Orleans Nellfest yeah Nelly I was about to Cornell Hayes O'Hays it's getting hot in here

it's getting a bit fucking hot in here so that's uh Kordo your last song oh man I've got so many hits here

I know we'll rattle them off at the end really will we will we go back around yeah we'll just rattle them yeah

don't know where I'm going here guys you're going to a dope wedding. Lost in the woods. There's no map when you discover the land. I can't see the woods or the trees in here. I'm just surrounded by wall-to-wall bangers. And I can't.

I'm in a hit factory. And I don't know which one to give birth to. I'm absolutely... He's Mufasa in a banger stampede. It's really hard. The Viv thought is the hardest one. It's the hardest one. It's like Sophie's Choice.

This is fun, though. It's fun to put this much thought into. I like this. This is tight. Okay. Sticking with the remit. The dance floor's empty. Felling the dance floor.

Crazy in Love, Beyonce. Yeah. And she's got that unbelievable run. Seriously. And those horns come in. They like pace it along, you know? It's like frantic. The song is like you have to dance. If you think you're about

to stop dancing, you're like, alright. And then the horns come back in and you're like, alright. I do think the priest is sitting this one out. Wow. Nah. Everyone else is up there. The priest is, but the rabbi isn't. Really? The rabbi's out there.

Depends what kind of priest it is. Okay. All right, for my final pick, I'm going to plug my video game right into the game, Junie. All right, now I know this won't work at every wedding, but at a wedding in my family, if you start to hear the opening strings of Hava Nagila, you're getting on the dance floor.

Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila, Venus and Hava Nagila. getting on the dance floor. As a strict Catholic. Yeah. A well-educated strict Catholic. I'm afraid. I'm telling you. Hava Nagila comes on at a Jewish wedding. The dance floor is full.

But anything at a Jewish wedding. The whole notion is like, you know, you're putting people on chairs. Yeah, yeah. You've got your own hats. You know what I mean? Here's my question.

There's a brisket. It may be blasphemy. I don't know. You tell me. Okay. Is there like a Hava Nagila like dance megamix? There sure are. Yeah, those exist.

Absolutely. That is a sensational question. Right. Absolutely. And Tel Aviv, they love that kind of stuff. They're making a Havana Gila dance mega mixes.

You got to try and all that. Okay. Yeah. It comes in. Havana Gila, Havana Gila, Havana Gila,

East Coast. West Coast! Damn south! Midwest, y'all! Let's go! And then Pitbull comes in. It's true worldwide! Dale! Hang on, now.

Dale. Hava Nagila, man. I didn't do it for the room. I did it for my people. Do it for your people. Dale. Hang on now. Dale. Having a gila, man. I didn't do it for the room. I did it for my people. Do it for your people. Fair. I'm going for Young Hearts, Run Free,

Candy Satin. I don't know that song. Have you ever seen Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet? With Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes. Yeah.

Very heavily featured in that. Who's it by? Candy Statton. I don't know it. Yeah. It's a great song. Yeah. It will absolutely bring people to a full.

I feel it will. Really? Yeah, for sure. It may not crack the pond, but we'll listen to it. Candy Statton also obviously did Florence Machine yeah you've got the love that needs to see me through

also on my list yeah that was that's a good one Young Hearts were on free Candy Staten Sean Jordan the final pick close it out with

Hey Ya Outcast oh yeah absolutely I mean you can't go wrong everyone's coming out. Nice. Have a great tune. For Beyonce's

Adolescent Loose, you know? Yeah, yeah. Everyone's getting out there. Yeah, it's a great tune. Any song that can legitimately make you shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. That is one of the great lines, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It really is. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Now great lines, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It really, Andre doing his thing.

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Shake it like a pilot. All right, all right. Now, ladies. That's poetry. Andre really let us down, man. I mean, he gave us so much. I've said it.

I don't think Andre let us down. Why did Andre let us down? He was supposed to give us an album. He did just pop on a song like three days ago. I fully respect Andre's choice to go. To go rogue. I'm done. I did it.

He did do it. He did fully do it. He absolutely did it and just go, I'm going to do something else now. Play Jimi Hendrix. I just want to watch it. He's probably trying to find happiness. Is that not enough for you?

We started this with Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. And fucking Andre 3000 is the person we're annoyed at. That's fair play. That's very, very true. You ripped his face off. That was good. All right, so that's the final pick. To recap, David Boer, you went first.

You took ABC by the Jackson 5. You know, still stand behind it. Candy Rain by Soul For You. Ain't Nobody by Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Khan. Another Night by Real McCoy. Sometimes you got a gun and a knife. Yeah, man.

Oh, gosh. Hot in Her by Nelly. Captain. That's a good wedding. James, you went second. You took I Want to Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston. Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool. Damn.

I Want to Be Your Lover by Prince. Groove Is in the Heart by D. Light, and then Crazy In Love by Yonce. I could have said, come on now. That is a bandolier full of grenades. It's a good list. A plus. I went third. I took Let's Go Crazy by Prince,

Push It by Salt-N-Pepa, Twist and Shout by The Beatles, Like a Prayer by Madonna, and Hava Nagila by God. Louis, you Went Forth, You Took Got to Give It Up by Marvin Gaye. Baby, I Got Your Money by ODB. 92, 43, that's my number. 54, 56. Oh, that's right.

That's my number. That's in the main tiles. Family Affair by Mary J. Blige up in this dancery. And then Young Hearts Run Free by Candy Staten Island. Sean, you went last. You took You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall and Oates. No Diggity by Blackstreet. Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder. Shake It Off by Taylor

Swift, and then Hey Ya by Outkast. That's a good playlist right there. That is a good playlist. Someone will make it. We left some damn bangers on the board. I think we would all agree, and we haven't said, I think we'd all probably have we haven't said I think we'd all probably have put Billie Jean in there

oh yeah oh yeah I mean in days past in days past well I've got some I'm gobsmacked that this is how we do it by Monceau Jordan

I was going to get my last pick I thought it was going to get picked I had maybe instead of having a gil I would have done that I didn't pick it

because I thought it was going to Backstreet's Back by Back a gala, I would have done that. I didn't pick it because I thought it was going to. Back Street's Back by Back Street Boys was one for me. Miss You by the Rolling Stones was a good. Why have you got your passport out? This is an excellent question. What just happened? I looked around, you're holding your passport. I mean, now you call me out on the thing.

Why have you got your passport? A friend of mine is trying to get into a thing that I'm supposed to get him into, and he just texted me and said, they need a picture of your ID. A friend of mine is trying to get into a thing that I'm supposed to get him into, and he just texted me and said they need a picture of your ID. I lost my ID. Who's that your ID? You know what I mean? I'm moving. I'm shuffling.

This is not. This is not. I left some stuff on the board. I left some stuff on the board. I got Bust a Move on here. No, that's great. I got September. And you're ready to travel to play them to England.

I got a 1AM song, Pop That by French Montana. That is a 1AM song. California Love by Tupac. In Paris, Kanye and Jay-Z. These are all like late night songs that will get it going. Mr. Brightside by The Killers. I've got Mr. Brightside's on my list. Senorita by Timberlake.

September. I've got Song 2 by Blur oh wow yeah yeah that's a good one Blue Monday oh you should have gone with that

I know well I didn't Hypnotize by Biggie I've got Let's Dance by Bowie oh that's great smells like teen spirit

yeah you think that's gonna fill it I might I mean I thought you got the love candy Stanton

yeah rehab rehab wine house I had that on there too and one that I'm gobsmacked again didn't make it house of pain

jump around yeah damn one of the greatest openings of all time Cypress Hill yeah well yeah amazing picks we want to hear from yours one of the greatest openings of all time Cypress Hill yeah

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