All Fantasy Everything - Songs You Like By Artists You Don't (w/ Sean Jordan & David Gborie)

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we draft fantasy style, anything and everything from the world of pop culture. Today, we're drafting songs we like by artists we don't. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and I am joined, as always, by my friends and comediennes, Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get right into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that went and got a flat white in between podcast recordings and is flying high now. I am back on the caffeine train, full bore.

You're back in it? I'm back in it. I'm back in the game. And I think I will be for until hiatus is over what made you decide to get back on coffee oh the voice of god came in on that one i just i just kind of missed it i started doing half calves and then like i kind of got my anxiety under control and realized that it was like something i could do and now i'm back like uh i'm back drinking coffee because i like it nice but you're gonna stop when work starts back up i think so when i get a little more i have a little more uh on my plate oh so you're not you don't do it for energy you do it

just because you just like like it in general i'm cranking the fiend so i can play more civilization six on my nintendo switch until 3 a.m dude civvy six six bro i'm civvy six i wonder i have never really gone without caffeine and in the as long as i can remember i wonder if it would matter i wonder if i like just think i need coffee but i don't really i've never really put it to the test well you don't need it if i mean you're right you know what i'm saying but if you give yourself like a week you'll be fine like you might have headaches for a week. The way to do it. The way to do it.

What's the way? If you want to do it. Tell me the way to do it. The way to do it. Do you really got to want to? If you're going to do it. Uh-huh. If you're going to want to do it, the way to do it is you want to like take whatever amount you drink in a day and half it day by day oh man so like if you're drinking

three cups take it to one and a half and then to like one and then to like half a cup and then like and then like eventually because that way you don't get the crazy headaches because you're still getting like enough caffeine and then you can just be done with it then you're just a bean sniffer just sniff the beans going the other way i have been doubling and doubling and doubling how much coffee do you drink every day you drink coffee every day i drink a lot now oh yeah that makes sense that makes sense i mean it's like it's it's it's like weird oh it's not weird i get it but it's like man is this even doing anything or i mean i had like a whole pitcher of iced coffee yesterday i heard you say you're you're the you

you're the first person who ever said don't even talk to me until i've had my coffee right yeah it was him and then kathy yeah and then some jamoke yeah jamoke probably jamoke chino for you thanks a latte you know freaking love coffee so much, yeah. Some, that's from Scrubs, thanks a latte. Some Jamocha, put it on a t-shirt, bumper stickers, dude. I can't, like, I can't even, I'm not, I'm still, I'm tied up in litigation. Tied up. Oh, yeah. Trying to get paid for that.

None of that, it was never corporate for you, and it's just sad that somebody took it there. Well, what am I, a snitch? I'm not corporate, man, no thanks. The only place I put corporations on the bottom of my shoes. You know what I'm talking about? You are a snitch, though. I've seen you talking to I'm not corporate, man. No, thanks. The only place I put corporations are the bottom of my shoes. You know what I'm talking about? You are a snitch, though. I've seen you talking to cops a lot. I tell on people, yeah.

Sometimes I just walk up and I'm like, hey, you guys need some dirt? They're like, what? And I'm like, I saw this guy steal from 7-Eleven like 10 years ago. It was nuts. You write down license, but you call parking enforcement officers.

That's one of your big things, right? Did you guys ever do the, did you ever do Yahoo? Do you know what I mean mean when i say that as a search engine our version of it we'd go into a convenience store and the person we would distract the person working and then somebody would go grab like a 12 pack or 24 pack and scream yahoo and run out while we were talking to the person working did you guys ever do any version of that no we did beer runs but there was no there was no element of distraction it was just pure mayhem say like okay if we went to a 7-eleven i would go talk to him and be like do you guys have like you're out of chili in the in the chili machine while i was doing that you would run and grab like

12 pack of white claws and run out and scream yahoo when you did it and they would not know that we were in cahoots they would think we were strangers no i would immediately think the yahoo kid and the chili boy were in that was yeah nobody i should have i should never hold that up they we thought we thought that they would think that we were not in the same car where's that kid going i don't know that kid i don't know never would i have suspected kahoot stronger than in that moment yeah oh yeah oh yeah big coots i would have said to the other person of the 7-eleven me think some cahoots are afoot me think them boys and cahoots ladders cahoots and ladders dude kahooty and the blowfish over here

cahoots line is it anyways you know oh there you go and i don't know that kid kahoot warrant crook this was tough because i don't i had to decide like why don't i like this band and i know this is some bands i'm like am i being aesthetic like maybe i would like them i don't have a lot of like hatred for musicians like i don't either i don't you know either and i tried to steer clear you know there's some very obvious but i'm like i'd like to keep it lighter than maybe some of that so i don't i don't know i was trying to find where i have like light-hearted dislikes about i like to think we didn't include like because this person was a rapist or whatever you know what i mean that's

like a little bit of a stay away from where it's like well yeah i don't like them for a very good reason yeah i was i was trying to find a little lighter lighter reasons why i don't i think i got a decent list i think i think like a thing about us is like i if i can speak for all of us like i i we don't really i think we don't like really vibe with the idea of guilty pleasures we're just like i like this thing yeah yeah it's gonna there i i found a few though because like some of this some of the artists i'm like yeah i've all from day one i was like i don't know but i do like the song and i openly admit that i like the song so it's yeah i got a few i i think that you guys might step on a couple of them but we'll it'll

be interesting i'm excited yeah i don't i can't tell i can't i can't i really can't tell i have a weird list gotta get into it oh this will be interesting then all right this guy sean is jordan on twitter sean cougar mel jordan on instagram do you have any shows coming up this comes out december 43rd 1991 oh man no i don't just trying to figure out how to get my brain back in my body at that point i think this is coming out in august early yeah i don't. I'm just trying to figure out how to get my brain back in my body at that point. I think this is coming out in August. Early August. Yeah, I don't know. Get a cameo. Do that. Those are easy. I can do them. You can put food in my baby's mouth. Get a cameo from me. And here, I was thinking this was the last one we record before we have our live. I'm so excited to see everybody, man. It's going to be so sick.

I think we might have to record one more, actually. Yeah, probably. But anyway, I'm just stoked. i'm just out here like i'm looking already a month down the road that's why i'm like it's gonna happen in a month that's just you know it isn't a month damn i get to go to hawaii and las vegas between now and then you're going to like vegas i keep thinking like it's about to happen like in my head it's like oh yeah next week but it's a bunch of shit i gotta do a whole bunch of other shit or to me me, it feels months away. It feels the opposite for me. It feels so far away.

That's what I was saying. It feels forever from now. But yeah, it's going to be quick, man. I'm stoked. And then High Plains right after that. A month after that. A month after that. Sick.

Anyway, no, I don't have any shows coming. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I almost spit. I'm going to go tell the general you're being mean to me. Tell the general, dude. I'm a fucking Air Force man. Is he Air Force? He is Air Force.

I picked the wrong one. I'm a Navy man. You're a Navy man. I'm a Navy man, dude. I'm anapolis. They still get to fly, though, right? Yeah, yeah. I'll tell them Top Gun is a navy movie and i'll get in his fucking head i don't think i told you guys this did i tell you that when i tried to go to the skate park on the on the military base the other day no no so i was driving up to tacoma and i was you know i left at noon i was asking laura i was like let me just go early i'm going to try to get in some water that was my goal i

wanted to go to a river and just like dip my feet in. Wasn't really a river close to the freeway. So I found a skate park called JBLM. Joint Base Lewis-McChord? Yes. So I didn't know that though. I pull off on the exit and I see the sign that says, Joint Base Lewis-McChord.

What is it? Does that mean military? Before I finished my thought, I was at the gate because it's right off the freeway. There's no way to turn around. So you turn and you're at this gate. Dude walks up, finger on the trigger on a machine gun and he leans in he's like what are you doing here and i was like i'm trying to go to the skate park man i didn't know and he goes you can't just go in where's your id he wasn't being a dick he was being very curt and i was like uh here's my id and he looked at it and he goes follow me please and he escorted me out and i was like dude i'm sorry i did i did not know and he goes happens every couple minutes bud and then

because it's seriously it's if you turn if you just get off on that exit and don't know what you're doing you're at the gate you cannot go a different way it's crazy and there's like all these dudes with guns it was wow but you got to use the skate park? No. No, no. I followed him around. He had my ID, and he was flagging me out. Oh, he walked you out. Yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you.

Very funny. David Bordy is here. CoolGuyJokes77 on Instagram. The G is silent on Twitter, which is a website. How are you doing, buddy? I'm good, man. You know, I just put my dishes away. Yep.

Sat down. Yep. So that's pretty cool. All that's true. All that more. I was doing yard work in my front yard right now, which is weird. I never know what to do when someone's working in my home or near my home. Oh, no, me neither.

Like, it's very. I get so uncomfortable when, like, we had to have a bunch of people come fix the air a bunch of times. And I was like, I leave every time because I just don't want to be in the house when there's people i don't know honestly i just leave i go on like three hour walks i would if i could i suppose one person has to be there i'd be fine leaving them alone but i'm dedicated to my craft i here's an awesome unrelatable material every couple weeks we have a housekeeper who comes over yeah just because i like it's not that expensive and i i'm not good at deep cleaning dana works so much and i'm just like i'd rather spend the money there it is judge me if you want to it's every couple weeks she's

a heavy sire and oh man like if something's i have to i have to not be there like if something's a little dirtier than she was she was like and then just start oh really yeah and she's just like heavy size through the entire thing and i just have to i just have to like not be there or else i start to feel too guilty i'm gonna paraphrase here but when the night my car died i came back home to the fortress after like we got it back in the driveway and off the tow truck and everything and i was in the kitchen at my wits end i did not know what to do you were in the living room chilling and i over the course of maybe five minutes of standing in the kitchen trying to make myself some food i sighed heavily three times and then i you came in and i one one more, I was just like, and you lean in,

you go, you know, if you do that enough, your car is going to start running again. And you started laughing. And I was like, yeah. And you go,

Hey man, it's going to be fine. Much as like last episode, you were just like, it's going to be okay. And then it was really all it took. And I was like, it will be,

it just seemed overwhelming at the time, but I was, it was so funny. You're just like, if you do it enough, your car is going to start running again. That was a bummer night though. I felt so bad for you. Dude, I'll tell you, a friend shows when they're a friend because most people, not most, I know probably 20 people that would have sat in that car with me the whole time. And David

is one of them. David's like four of them but like they you know anybody else would have been like well i'm gonna catch an uber and just dip and uh david's like i'm here i'm here it was it was a good move you know we were in that car for a long time yeah that sucked we're just on the freeway and i was like my brakes what i was i was like the gas isn't working and we're on the freeway in los angeles and david's like yeah and i go yeah we're both pretty chill about it and just glided off to an exit and then really just drove until the car wouldn't move and we were just in the middle of nowhere that's the weird thing about la is everywhere seems sketchy but it probably wasn't it was probably just a dead area yeah it just was like there's nothing over there yeah but

i was i was scared i was like this is terrifying this has to be where like the ms-13 is located dude this is like the base of operations you think you just like rolled through an ms-13 anchor management class and then guys like all right it's gonna be 200 bucks and i was like ah i bet you hear this all the time but i do not have 200 i didn't i was like i have 180 can i please save some for myself and he's like all right 150 i was like jesus all right fine then he did it anyway that was it just it was funny uh oh yeah august 19th go go to Faded Denver Headliners Will Miles and Julia Rozzi. Tag teaming. Yeah.

Hell yeah. My name is Ian Carmel. Add Ian Carmel on Twitter. Add Ian Carmel on Instagram. Add Ian Carmel on Jewish. Still going to be playing that Civilization VI on the Nintendo Switch app. Just in case you guys get bored, I got it right here. Is a...

Okay, here you go. I'm looking for things to do a, okay, here you go. I'm looking for things to do that are quiet while Max is asleep because what will happen is she'll go to sleep and I have to kind of sit by the bassinet or the crib for about a half hour just to make sure she's sleeping so as to not nestle into bed and then have to get up and cause a ruckus. And then Laura wakes up and I can't have the TV on. I get sick of watching movies on my computer. Would a switch be like a decent idea to get?

It would. Absolutely. You also have a raid behind me here. Books, dude. You could read a book. It's dark. Oh, it's dark. Switch would be good.

Oh, I just bought a book lamp. You want to see it? Yeah. Pull your dick out it would have been the best time you want to see it oh man oh there's really many times that are funny but sometimes the penis is pretty funny and fuck that would have been one i have started rifling through the best baby happiest baby on the block because that like it's a book that directly relates to what's going on we like we think

max might have colic or something like that which is just where babies cry that's all it is colic is crying babies it's nothing else yeah but so this book a couple people on twitter hit me up and they're like try this book try this book and i was like or laura said a buddy of mine brandon sent me that book already i was like where is it she grabbed it and i was 50 pages in in about a half hour i am ripping through this it will be done in days. Yeah. And it's fun. Cause I'm like, well, at least I'm going to finish a book if nothing else. What is it full of just baby info? Like stuff where it's like, don't worry about this. And it's really just debunking myths about what causes babies to cry. It's honestly just saying

like your kid's going to cry as much as your kid's gonna cry don't look for something that isn't there like don't try to blame it on digestive issues or acid reflux or bad vibes if it's just a baby and babies cry it's honestly it's just like 40 percent of the time it's because the bone thugs crossroads video was on right that's true the other 60 percent is uh riding in cars with boys no well that doesn't leave any percent for pure concentrated power of will, though. And I know that she cries a lot because of that. Well, maybe. If you did 60 and 40, then we can't. We got to have everything equals to 100%.

And some of that needs to be pure concentrated power of will. I mean, that is why they call it windowpane. That's why they remember her name. Oh, that's David's. Has he ever told you? That's his favorite lyric. What song? Really?

Yeah, that's David's favorite song lyric. Oh, I'm going to pick it. You're saying picks. It's like a play on words because it's a window. And he loves that Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan are in the video. That's really what he's saying. I find that song uncomfortable. Yeah.

I get it and make art about everything, but it's just kind of hard for me to listen to that song it's not for us i don't know who it's for but it's not for us it's for people in a much more dramatic relationship than i am well i think it's for quite a few people back home i i you ever see those people where you're like if that's somebody's song you gotta like watch out outside looking in you ever see those couples where all they do is fight and you're just like, what are you doing? But they just thrive off it. I think you also don't see them boink. Yeah, I bet it's intense.

Intense. Like boinking it all out. Boinking it out. Boinking it in and boinking it out. Boink was like the gnarliest term for sex. I feel like if you could see people, if you could see couples boink you would understand so much more yeah you yeah like okay i see i see why you guys put up with each other yeah or just like oh you guys are actually very sweet to each other like you guys are on each other's level in this one thing enough that maybe it you know you know it just like i

non-set not like to be a perv but like i was thinking about that the other day you don't see a lot of other people have sex well i've never seen it in real life i've never seen two people do it no me neither i've seen it like on under a blanket but i've never i mean are you talking about p and v well just kind of i don't think i've ever seen it in real life i i really don't think even even under a blanket or anything i i yeah you ever had friends bang when you were in the room yes i have but i never that i never that i was aware while it was happening i found out later and i was really upset about it yeah could i admit something weird on the podcast do it

i've had a friend watch because they specifically requested they're like i'm dying just to see some of my friends bang whoa okay really you are that's how i know her from different generations man nobody would ask me you were just open to that you were like all right yeah yeah i talked to my boyfriend and he was open to it too and it was it was interesting because she was a musician and she just played guitar and watched us as we had sex. He was wild. That is so beautiful.

Yeah. That sounds great. There should be no stigma attached. It should be fine. Like that. That's where I feel. I ever played guitar when I had sex. No,

somebody could play the tuba or the accordion. That would make sense for me, but never like the trombone. Guitar would not be the instrument. I feel like the bridge in a Journey song might work. I want like a DJ cutting records. How cool Jay is hard. When did they bring it up?

Were you guys out to dinner? Was it like a text message conversation? It was in person. She's generally a pretty open person about her sexuality. So yeah, it just kind of came up casually. She would complain saying like, oh my God, I'm just dying to see some of my friend's bone. And I was like, I mean, all right, I can probably help you out there. You're just like, we're friends.

I mean, here we are having lunch. So, you know, it's pretty right. Bully for you. Yeah, that's great. That's awesome. Yeah, that's cool. Sean? That does feel generational.

Sean, bang for us. Bang the drums slowly. Bangs, dude. What are we drafting? Oh, I forgot. Songs that are that are good oh i have my note right by artists we don't like songs we like by artists we don't now wait a minute there it is uh the way we determine the order of that right wait i'm ian carmel i said that stuff right yeah i don't think you did no watch the late late show uh the way we oh also hype we're gonna be

at high plains i am i don't know if those tickets are out yet but if so go get them and i heard festival passes have sold out already started to truck yeah it did yeah festival passes sold out like way early on not tickets festival passes so like there's still gonna be individual tickets yeah but they still have in they're gonna be i i think so i don't know when they're going to announce that lineup. I want to see who's coming. Me too. I think we're playing a pretty big venue. It's huge. I played it. In Denver.

I played it like a month ago. It's really big. Yeah. So bring a friend. Bring that ass. Bring that ass. We'll let you watch Sean Bang if you come. Sign up for our Patreon.

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we, artists we don't. The way we determine the order of that draft is through a rolling game of rock, paper, scissors played between the twos of ya. Head to head. We throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors. Play between the twos of you. Head to head. We throw and shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ooh. David wins.

Damn it. He threw a paper. Sean threw a rock. God dang it. David, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. But before you do that, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft.

They can't see. Look at how long that looks i just put on glasses missed it john did you miss he's doing a long arm thing oh did you put your bad dude on the table iron glasses did you put your bad dude on you thought he put his dick on the table i'm not putting my dick on the table put it on the table. I'm not putting my dick on the table. Put it on the table. Please. Patreon content. What's the world where that would have happened? Sorry, I looked away. Did he put his bad dude on the table? Well, I figured Marissa brought

up having sex in front of somebody so then I could pull my penis out and it would be fine and I'm sorry. And now I'm canceled on Twitter and I'm sorry. You're good, man. You're all right. I put on glasses is what happened. I put on my fiance. Fun to say, huh?

Even more fun to spell. F-I-A-N-C-E. N-C-I-S. F-I-A-N-C-I-S. Fiance-I-A-N-C-E. N-C-I-S. F-I-A-N-C-I-S. F-I-A-N-C-I-S. I kind of like how I look in glasses. It's fun, man. It's a fun thing.

Have you gotten your eyes checked before? No, they're perfect. As he takes them off. No, I'm just goofing. No. David, what will the order of uh today's all fantasy everything draft be i think we're gonna go david sean ian david sean ian and we know that without even having to explain what a serpentine draft is sean i'm sorry but for the listeners maybe

they need to know what is that i'm on the hot corner. What's the serpentine draft? Yeah, it's kind of like a relay race where one person starts and they run over to the other person on the right side. And then they hand the baton or whatever relay item they have. And then the other person grabs it, runs back over to the previous side.

And then they change hands with the next runner and they run back over to the previous side and then they uh then they change hands with the next runner and they run back over to the to the other side and then there's another runner waiting and they switch hands with the baton or whatever and run back over and just keep going back and forth lingering on one side for a tad bit and then uh till the race is done we're doing we're doing visual bits we're doing prop work sign up for the adFP Patreon. My girlfriend likes the way I look in her glasses. My fiance. Pardon me, Sean's curling.

Oh, man. I'm so busy, man. These are all our props. I gotta do stuff while we're recording, you know? This is how we gotta remember us three. How do you work out? You just hold the weight there

for a while? That's like the cover. that's your headshot if you were a comic in like 87 excuse me i got a phone call hello oh it's a shoe it's a shoe he's doing it i love a not phone phone hello i love a not phone phone. Anybody there? It's good shit. Where are you calling from? Shuboygan, Wisconsin. Is that where you're calling from? Shuboygan? Come on.

Come on. Or is it Seoul, South Korea? Give this man his flowers. Oh! Is it Chicago? Oh! He wrote. He's got a ghostwriter.

Maxine's writing it. Yeah. He doesn't write his ghostwriter. Maxine's writing it. Yeah. He doesn't write his raps. Maxine's writing a lot of this stuff. It's Maxine and Joe Mandy are writing a lot of his jokes. Oh, man. Wow. Well, we've got the order, for God's sake.

Basically, what it means is you pick first in the first round. You pick fourth in the second round. That's right. David Shawnee. I got the hot corner. We will get to David's first pick fourth in the second round. That's right. David Shawnee, I got the hot corner. We will get to David's first pick right after this short break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Policy Genius. Policy Genius, I'm going to hit you.

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and i'll be like oh i might even stand up and start doing it who knows that's gonna be wild that's gonna be a wild day silly thing to have oh yeah i'm gonna have a hockey jersey on i wonder when if we when we should do it at the top of the podcast feels wrong yeah it does feel wrong i think we should close out on it i think we close it we can't follow that no what are we gonna do make a joke about shane after that come on a lot of big bon beef oven everybody's gonna have cum in their pants from the cum because they come from it they're coming there are you guys watching that new seasons if i think you should leave yeah when he goes we're gonna ask if we're coming in when he's on that tour and they're like this is the adult tour and he goes when he's on that tour

and they're like this is the adult tour and he goes he just raises his hands he goes so I can say like jizz and cum shot yeah oh my god it's anyway sorry so good yeah David has the first pick David what is the first pick of the songs you like by artists who don't? All Fans, Everything Draft.

I am taking Picture by Kid Rock. Oh! I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't like Kid Rock. I don't really care about. They don't have any views on. Yeah, it's we've talked about this before.

I don't love that song. I don't not like it. I don't know how. it's like they made that shit in a lab for you it's insane to me that you don't like yeah it's weird that you don't like that song he needs to be a tad bit better of a singer for me to like that he's he we might he might come up later for me to like that specific song he needs to be a tad bit better of a singer and he's not quite there a tad bit better yeah he's it's not the lows or the highs or just he's just not a singer like i'm not gonna cut it like he's you know he's just not a singer he's he's a performer and he can

he can get a lot of jobs done what about the heart of that song it's there it's there but i just i'm not i'm not quite there it's weird that you don't like that song it's weird it's weird you understand how it looks like you should like that song of course i do of course i do i understand it saying i put your picture away what year did that that was one of those songs that I heard it and I was like how did this even happen yeah like me liking it they were dating

or they started dating after that what they did she got rocked he got crowed? You got... I don't even know why that's so funny. I think. I mean, i'm pretty sure i'll believe it i'll believe it yeah it's weird there was some sort of some sort of he got in a lot of places you wouldn't think he should music industry is so weird man that people were just

like yeah this dude i i get it i was one of them i never got it i never ever ever and i apparently he's like big right like big artist yeah it was i from from from bawah to bawah i was always like this shit sucks you think about someone like kid rock starting out because you see it on the big stage and you're like okay i kind of get how some people would just eat this up but where does he start doing ball with taba for like six people in a in a basement bar like is that where that was a rapper just seems insane to me so this is weird this is how i know i don't care for him i watched his not behind the music what was the other one driven true story some folks are just driven oh and he had like a whole other album that flopped he was on like

jive or some shit he had like just like a regular rap and then he did like an image revamp or something yeah turn it more like how he was just a right he was like a vanilla icy type rapper right they call him kid ruckus man that white kid can rock a microphone. The name Kid Rock is like in a different world. It'd be a good name for an MC, I think. I wouldn't mind it. I could see myself really enjoying a rapper named Kid Rock. Also, his vibe I don't like, I guess.

He always just seemed to me like a dude that like, you know when you're like, man, I can't find any weed and somebody's like yo ted's cousin will sell us weed but we have to like he's gonna try to keep us in the house for a while yeah that's always how i felt about what he felt like to me you know i don't know yeah there was this dude that used to sell weed in sioux falls and i uh he was like 25 years older than everybody he was like fully 45 or something selling it to high school kids and he'd invite him in and have him chill and stuff and i look back we didn't think it was weird at the time but you look back and you're like that's insane that's like crazy high school kids man no i couldn't imagine now like get the fuck out of my

house are you kidding me i don't want to see them i don't want them to see me no at the skate park i'll see high school kids and i'm like you guys are babies man i could i'd be furious if i had even had to take a car ride with one of them i'd be upset yeah i'd be upset if they were drunk i'm saying yeah you gotta they're babies and we're big boys and then we shouldn't be hanging out yeah babies can't hang with the big boys uh when do you listen to picture by kid rock and cheryl crow is that a drunk at the bar song what's the vibe alone yeah like it's like on the road i mean i'm mad that's a road song i listen to it just like whole song about being

on the road it is on the road on the road like like that time like that kind of time on the road where like second show did not go good you know what i mean first show was great second show did not go good you didn't you caught too much of a buzz and now you're just like in bed feeling that late night depression watching youtube videos on your phone that's a weird thing when you swing too hard in in a town where you're just like what why did why did why did i have so many at the club i could have just came back to the hotel and chilled and i would have got up early and i could have gone to that museum or the zoo like i wanted to but instead i'll just

sleep till two yeah not talk to anybody again until i walk back until you go into the showroom and you're like hey i haven't had a glass of water or said a word out loud all day how's it going hey what's up oh that's what i sound like today hey what's up you sound like steve-o a little bit hey steve-o sounds so buck i put your picture that's what i walk in singing that's a great first pick sean jordan time for your first pick first pick i'm picking stranglehold by ted nugent i don't know that one i don't know that song here i come now baby like a dog in heat If you remember in Superbad, the buildup to where they go to that house party before they steal the detergents of beer. Remember that?

How's the guitar riff go? It's a real low bassy riff. Like a real... Like a real... You'll know it if you hear it. I knew right away that was my first pick because Ted Nugent is such a bummer. But that song rocks. Are you saying Nugent's with an S? I did right there, but I know it's Ted Nugent. that was my first pick because ted nugent is such a bummer uh but that song rocks and he was i mean nugents with an s i did right there but i know it's ted nugent ted nugents no he's just

such a bummer but that song is so dope um it's just it's a good like ramp up party song uh it's i i know that both of you will know it if you hear it so you're saying you don't like Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang or Wango Tango? Or Yank Me Crank Me? No, that's not a song that he sings. He has a song called Yank Me Crank Me? Those are songs? They just let him do that? Yank Me Crank Me, Yank Me Crank Me, Wang Dang. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Is it Yank Me Crank Me or Yank Me Crank Me? Hold on, hold hold on hold on let's make sure we know what's going on you're i thought you were saying lyrics from a song are you saying these are ted nugent song are you saying yank me cranky no yank me crank me yank me cranky is funny though yank me cranky yank me till I'm cranky I thought she was gonna yank me But she was cranky Yeah she was being a bitch

So I was like yank me cranky And I fucking bailed Todd was like do you want to work on Saturday And I was like yank me tod was like do you want to work on saturday and i was like yank me cranky oh man now again these are ted nugent song titles or lyrics of a song song titles wang dang sweet poon tang and wango tango two different songs he returned he went back to the Wang Dang, Sweet Poon Pang, and Wango Tango. Two different songs. He went back to the well. What are the albums called?

No, I didn't know that. Scream Dream and Cat Scratch Fever were the two albums. Oh, man. Yank Me. Cat Scratch Fever is a good one. Cat Scratch Fever. Oh, I do like that song. He was a 10-inch dude.

It was also in Damn Yankees um but i'm saying if you listen to stranglehold you'll know this song i love this song but ted nugent sucks ned tugent yeah ted nugent does suck yeah he does suck pretty bad he also has a song called fred bear which feels like you shouldn't be allowed to have a song called fredbear and wang dang sweet poontang can i read you guys the chorus to yank me crank me yeah yes please can you are you gonna do it without laughing do it in your company it's crazy coming up next well you can yank me and you can crank me but don't you wake up and don't you try to thank me on Comedy Central. That's insane. Oh, my God.

Don't you wake up or don't wake me up? It says don't you wake up. Well, you can yank me and you can crank me. But don't you wake up and don't you try to thank me. What? Boy. That couldn't make less sense.ang dang sweet poontang wang dang sweet poontang that nadine what a teenage queen she looking so clean especially down in between what i like

she come to town she'd be fooling around a put me down as a rock and roll clown it's all right dog i hate this guy now i feel bad about picking a ted nugent song i feel horrible about it now because he's the worst wait wang dang what a sweet poontang a shake in my thang as a rang a dang dang in the bell oh baby she's so sweet when she yanks on my meat down on the street you know she can't be beat she's jerking him off on the street this is insane ted nugent and now this dude is on like fox news like lecturing people he's horrible horrible horrible i feel bad he's going into the realm that i didn't want to go i didn't know all that he's going into the i just thought he was like a trump guy which makes you you know you suck but i didn't know he was like his Trump guy, which makes you, you know, you suck. But I didn't know he was like. These songs sound like his dick wrote them.

Yeah. Having no idea what it would actually like, by the way. He just woke up and his dick was just on a notepad next to his bed. Yeah, he could be cranky. When you ask like a six-year-old what kind of car they want, they're like, I want a rocket. Or you could just have a civic and be fine with it shaking my thing as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell what rhymes with thang totally i'm saying i was just saying that the other day rang-a-dang-dang she's so sweet when she's a yank in my meat i'll put that down down on the street if i can beat it i'll beat it but if not that's a pretty good that's pretty good all right time

for my first pick with my first pick i am going to take a band that if i told eighth grade me that i did not like them he'd be upset But only one song has made the journey with me all the way to 36. And that song is Faith by Limp Bizkit. Yeah. It's the one that I can get behind with Limp Bizkit. I can still hear it. I'm like, I understand.

I understand. Off a $3 bill, y'all, their first album. I like it better than the George Michael version. Okay. Now, let me ask you. That's astonishing. Especially because you have good taste. It's kind of weird.

I know. Let me ask you. Did you hear that first? Is that what happened? No. I definitely heard the George Michael one first, but I didn't really. weird i know let me ask you did you hear that first is that what happened no i definitely heard the george michael one first but i didn't really i liked it but i didn't it wasn't like a huge song for me i heard it first i remember the video but now if i'm being honest i can i can have two things be true i know the george michael one is better but when i'm in the mood to hear faith i want to hear the limp biscuit

version no that's fair that's totally fair see this is what i'm talking about not a guilty but it's just a yeah it's just something that you like but also i don't i understand not liking limp biscuit because i also don't like limp biscuit no now when i go back where we yeah go on well sorry where i have to go in and be like why don't i because it came up i don't like fred durst yeah is the thing i don't think i mind the rest of limp biscuit you like west board really i think so isn't he he's all right isn't he with his weird eyes and his fred durst is just such a such a choke he's a tool bag but the rest were just like dudes in a band so i'm like i guess i don't like fred durst enough to say i do not like limp

biscuit because of fred durst you know what else is funny is i used to call him fred burst and people would correct me all the time yeah fred burst in there go it's durst and i'm like i know that stay in fred burst that's that's funny no that's a funny story oh i this has nothing to do with whether i like the people or not i go back and I've tried to listen to like, I'm like, I used to fucking love Limp Bizkit. I wonder if I like, what if I still like those songs? And I listened to them and none of them hit anymore. Not even Roland Urban Assault Vehicle remix featuring Method Man. Oh.

I forgot about that. Method Man, you're hard pressed to find me not like a Method Man something or another. So I like Method Man in that song. Oh, wait. Are you talking about In Together now? No. There's another one. I thought Urban Assault Remix had DMX.

Oh, maybe it does. I thought I had both of them. Maybe it does. You're probably right. In Together now, I do kind of like it. In Together is one I would actually still probably listen to. Yeah. What's that?

I didn't hear you. So urban assault vehicle is red man, method man, and DMX. Okay. So it's all three of them. Yeah. And that sounds great.

I think now that I'm talking about it, I think I wrote about limb biscuit for the Portland Mercury once. Let me, now's probably not the time to look it up, but about Limp Bizkit for the Portland Mercury once. Let me... Now's probably not the time to look it up, but... I did. Hmm, I wonder. I did.

An entire column about Limp Bizkit. You know, you were finding your legs. They really just let me write everything I wanted. Does it just start with, like, listen! Exclamation point. And then you just stick up for Limp Bizkit the whole time? is it you sticking up for them it starts out with dj i i could see you taking the like limp biscuit isn't that bad of you i think i went song by song then there's really no argument they're pretty bad here's what i said about in together now

wait i call it copper wire i don't know what it means i think that means something salvageable from something garbage oh it's a really good dj premiere beat from gangstar and i can still say at 36 years ago that i enjoy dj premiere uh oh f Durst, of course is still singing. It's such a bummer. Method man is also on this track and he's not at his best. No. Well, this is a bad podcast.

I made it bad. The podcast is bad now. Send it to NPR. I'm going to say, I wouldn't even waste their time with this. faith by Limp Bizkit. I just love it i love joy by the way i love george michael so many of his i think freedom 90 or 89 or whatever that's not is like love it fucking amazing song but for some reason i just prefer the limp biscuit one and i can't fuck with any of their other stuff i get it yeah anymore yeah i'm here for that man faith by

limb biscuit and now my next one is going to be 212 by azalea banks yeah that was on my list that song is so good, dude. And she's a bummer. She is a bummer. She had one album that I liked. Which one was it? Probably the one that 212 was on. That's really the only song by her I can fuck with.

I've tried to get into other stuff. Her social media presence is kind of a bummer. Whatever. It's not for me, but it's kind of a bummer whatever it's not for me but it's kind of a bummer but it's just it's her music really i haven't really been able to get into any other azalea banks things except for this song which is like one of the best songs of the last 15 years it's so good that's so you the video too i remember watching the video just like what who is this girl yeah she's so awesome like with uh like disney character garb and stuff it was so sick it was like a tyler the creator

moment i thought when he put out uh uh yonkers kind of thing where i'm like i'm gonna fucking know this person for like the next 20 years and it was like not really just one song and then and then for the wrong reasons also shout out to that new tyler it's really really good it's so good it is it's amazing what i in what it is because i just know that azalea banks is like bubble a bummer what is what is it is it like a political view or is she just like she starts a lot of beef right that's kind of what she's doing she just starts a lot of shit yeah she goes hammer on people just does it to be just like does it to start shit she seems kind of nuts yeah it seems like a mental illness thing a little bit well

all right all right no no you're in it now now you're in it what are her controversies yeah a lot of public feuds she described what's a racist and homophobic rant against zane malik on twitter one direction she needs to go the other direction on that yeah she's been wiling but yeah yeah yeah all right there's a lot of reading i'm doing a lot of reading during my picks uh i like two i don't know i like two one two by azalea bags that's my next pick sean jordan second pick uh this person doesn't really have any like hard takes or anything they just uh never really seem like somebody that I enjoy.

But I do like the song Complicated by Avril Lavigne. Oh! Oh! Wait, that's the only song you like by her? That, again, seems wild to me. Well, it doesn't have to be the only song you like by her? That, again, seems wild to me. Well, it doesn't have to be the only song. It's not like these artists have to have just one song we like, right? But you don't like her?

You don't like her? Is this a Sk8er Boi thing? Oh, did she tell you to see you later, Boi? She must have. She never told me that. Shut up, dude. I bet she... Where is this coming from, dude?

Nobody ever said that to me, man. Yeah, why are you doing this then? She didn't say that out... She definitely said see you later, Boi. Never said see you later, man. Yeah, why are you doing this then? She didn't say that out loud. She definitely said, see you later, boy. Never said see you later, boy, to me. We weren't at Jason's. It wasn't a Friday, and it wasn't in the middle of June. She never said it to me.

I'd kind of done talking about it for other reasons. Is this making you feel frustrated? See, there we go. That's the one I like. I like complicated. I like three Avril Lavigne songs, but the topic isn't one song we like from people we don't like it's just songs we like from artists we don't if you like three of someone's songs i think you like that artist no i do not like avril lavigne from what i know of avril lavigne no she's a dork man i'm not in why what don't you like about it because of the

pictures with her and rihanna that's a bunch of stuff i just don't like her what'd she do with rihanna you ever seen those pictures it was like it's like a buzzfeed article or some shit it's like rihanna's meet and greet and then avril lavigne's meet and greet and rihanna's meet and greet she's like i feel like i've talked about this on the podcast before rihanna's meet and greet she's like up on people she's grabbing people's asses she's kissing them on the cheek and then avril's meet and greet is like she's just like 10 feet away from everything and i like to think our meet and greets are rihanna style they are full-blown rihanna style we've switched shirts with people yeah yeah yeah i gave gave my hat away now ever levine just the whole like i think i gave you

so hard trying to be so punk wearing a tie with a tank top thing. Never liked it. I don't need a... I don't have any deep-seated hatred for Avril Lavigne. I just never liked her, but I do enjoy... You think she's a poser with a U in it, because she's Canadian. I do think she's a P-O-U-S poser. I think she's a hoser poser. Definitely a poser. How's this landing with

Marissa Melnick? I'm kind of lukewarm on Avril lavigne so yeah all right fair enough fair enough fair enough i'd love the canadian way i don't like her but i do like that song complicated i think if you i i will maintain it's your pick i'm not gonna obviously you get to make it but i'm just saying if you like three of someone's songs i think you might like that artist i can't think of a third one. I like that girlfriend song

and I like complicated. I don't like skater boy. I don't, I hate that song. It's about you. That song, that song I love. It's very catchy.

That song is good. I think you need a new one. I don't like that song. Hey, hey, you, you. Oh,

I love it. I know that you like me. Oh, that song knocks. But anyway, yeah, Avril Lavigne complicated. All right, dude, Avril Lavigne complicated. That's the video they filmed at the Eagle Rock Mall. oh i love i know that you like me oh that song knocks but anyway yeah ever living complicated all right dude ever living complicated that's the video they filmed at the eagle rock mall

oh shit by the old guys want to crash the mall by the old uh fortress of solid dudes by the old fortress on the corner of well right off the corner of verdugo and rockland go check it out it starts out all mellow with uh-huh life's like this yeah that's right and they're in the mall zach told me that i went to the mall right after i think i might have gone with you and been like whoa this is it your boy also filmed a sketch there shut down the mall one time i did oh nice for tbs like years ago they shut down the whole mall chill out what you're yelling for lay back it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be.

You will see. I like it. I like the use. I like it. Marissa, put down the Molson for a second and tell us how you're feeling. Molson. I'm also going to add, I'm going to try to add song clips in this episode, so hopefully the listeners have more context.

FYI to the listeners, I've stopped doing that because we've had like spotify has been taking down episodes for podcasts that have have music clips so i'm gonna dip my toe back in to try again yeah yeah don't tweet about it don't be like cool song lyric yeah yeah don't text spotify yeah don't let big brother know bro off the grid that's where we like to live and also send pictures of the picture of shane torres we use on patreon to shane torres just do it no no context anything like that just fucking make it rain shane pictures on at shane torres on twitter see what happens and you're falling you're crawling you're breaking you take what you get and you're turning into david's pick oh my pick i am picking so this is like yo i don't even like it's not even that i

don't like this band it's that i don't know anything i just on a road trip one time i was with this girl and she just played this song all the time and then now when i hear it i'm like oh i like that song never i don't know i don't know what this band looks like i don't know any of their other songs i don't even know if i care for that genre or the music but i'm taking uh panic at the disco i write sins not tragedies whoa i like that song panic at the disco is dope man i don't know anything else about him of them dana and i were seated right across from that dude at nobu malibu when we got tagged by the paparazzi with travis barker and chloe kardashian have we talked about

how great that picture is no we haven't have we not okay it looks like it looks like the famous one it looks like they took a picture of ian he's like a producer and travis barker is like your wayward nephew or something is what it looks like to me yeah it was that's it was so funny man so i had a toothpick in my mouth i was getting on my we had no idea we were leaving we went like uh dana got this thing where they let us stay at the nobu ryoku hotel like in malibu which is like a two thousand five hundred dollar a night hotel we got to stay there for only 2200 2200 no no it was free we got to stay there for free and it's fucking amazing by the way it's like right on the ocean but as part of it we were like let's make dinner reservations at the nobu malibu and just like ball out whatever and have the whole experience and we were seated across

from the guy from panic at the disco and then we were leaving i got i got stoned for the first time in forever and i felt like actually pretty good. And I had a couple of cocktails and we were laughing and giggling and had a great night and we were leaving. And as we were leaving, as soon as we walked out, I saw somebody like flashing, like taking pictures. And I was like,

Oh, they must just do that every time anyone leaves Nobu just in case they're famous. And Dana was like, no, no, no, no,

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no, from the back I get it. Yeah,, no, no, no. That's like, she thought it was Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. From the back, I get it. Yeah, yeah. From the back, I get it. That's a pretty easy mistake, though. Yeah, totally. I was like, no, that's Travis Barker. And she's like, oh, then that means that's Kourtney Kardashian or whatever. And then she was like, I bet we'll be in those pictures.

And the next day, she looked it up. And we were fucking there. It's so funny. I thought it was Photoshopped. I thought you were just messing around when I saw that and it was pretty funny it's real and she put like dana posted some tweet like i like a joke like i can't we can't even go to dinner with my fiance please just leave us alone and so many people got furious at her for being like if you didn't want this lifestyle then why do you like if you didn't want to be famous then why'd you like ask for this lifestyle i don't even know who the fuck you are when you're in public you're

in public i don't even know who the fuck you are who the fuck are you who the fuck are you and i was like jesus christ you just like made me feel bad for fabulously rich and famous people also who yeah that's insane that sucks people people on twitter are like uh famous people are so weird no everyone's fucking weird that's like a weird saying i don't know who the fuck you are is weird behavior yeah and it's like who the fuck are you what are you what yeah come that shit is so that shit's whack man that shit's almost beat right it's almost gonna be i i hope so i hope it's fucking done i feel like it's i feel like it's getting there but it's never going to be beat because the internet nobody has to own up to anything they say and

there's always people that want to say bad stuff so i don't feel like that's ever going to go away on the internet but i feel like there's going to be a generation of people who reject the internet i feel like they might shut it down and be like twitter's a graveyard for that kind of stuff and like you only go there for bad stuff when they have when tiktok kids have kids those kids are going to be like, they're not even going to want to fuck with electricity. Tack talks, dude.

Tuk tuks. They're going to be riding in tuk tuks, dude. Uh, yeah, man. Fucking fuck that shit. Uh,

panic at the disco dude has an amazing voice though. I always think it's fallout or I used to always think it was fallout boy. Cause he has another, they both have amazing voices. Is that the, I chime in with with haven't you people i guess it's not fair to say i don't like him yes it is you just don't it's not like you have hate you just you're just not you just don't like him. It's just a different way. My next pick, I do not like him actively. Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's get to it. Who is this schmuck? I'm picking Holiday Inn by Chingy. Oh! What Chingy do? What's up? Everything. I just hate his fucking voice, dog.

Every time. Every right there. Everything I ever heard him on his work it irritates me so much i find fucking or that one song where he was like talking on the chorus like while the guy's singing he's like oh wow and you was my baby i fucking hate that dude i heard never the whole time i was like why is this happening why is this happening but fucking holiday in man that's a good song what you doing nothing chilling at the holiday in ludicrous is just ludicrous and out oh that's big that's almost peak ludicrous oh stop drop kaboom baby rub on your nipples that

shit is great dude when i when i won the funniest person in Sioux Falls comedy contest for being amazing at stand-up comedy. I remember that. Here comes another story. 15 years ago. I got a gift card to Chili's and then a night at the Hampton Inn. And you can bet Adam and I kept singing all night because I was like, we're going to go get this room and we're going to party in it and then leave. And that's what we did. But all night, I'd be like, what you doing?

Nothing. Chilling at the Hampton Inn. Who you with? Me and Adam and like two of our friends and like 30 Keystone Lights. Who you with? Me, Adam, a couple forts and like 60 keystone lights. Can you find a good level for the lights or is it either super dark or super bright?

Nah, you pretty much nailed it. It's either way too light for us to be partying in there or all the lights are off and I can't find a happy medium because it's a hotel room. There was never, yeah, it was every light it was i haven't really done that since like we've seriously got the room went partied in it went swimming went swimming and then uh left and you slept in your own bed that night yeah yeah we like i was like i live here i don't need to i don't need to sleep at the hampton inn it's a weird gift to give yeah well in a gift card to chili's it's like what do you think my night was going to be when i celebrated winning i was going to go have a have a steak at chili's or ribs and then just sleep it off at the

hampton inn well they clearly have a baby song sorry just to put a nail in the coffin i literally hate every single chinky song besides that song right there i hated it i hated it so much i hated to there's something about the timing it came at like when it came out like i think i was like a junior in high school like it was peak house party era and like lots of idiots liked it just shitty idiots yeah that song with tyrese that i hated and i like tyrese you guys know that. Of course. Yeah, yeah. You do like Tyrese. I'm a, I like big clothing. I always have. Chingy's was too big. Even watching him, I was like, Chingy, it's too big.

You know? I wear baggy stuff. I never really fully subscribed to skinny jeans. I was like, I like baggy stuff. And even Chingy, I was like, I don't know about that, man. You're doing too much with the baggy stuff. Coming from another angle. I like this. Yeah. We're doing too much with the baggy stuff. Coming from another angle. I like this.

We're really ripping Chingy apart. We are. Fuck you, Chingy. I didn't think I was going to do that today. I didn't like him, man. I just did not like him. I didn't like him. Who are you with?

Sean Jordan, time for your third pick. Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison. Every rose has its thorn. Has Its Thorn by Poison. Brett Michaels sucks, dude. Does he? Yeah. I mean, he's a dork. I just don't like Brett Michaels.

On Rock of Love or whatever, he's just such a tool. Yeah, he doesn't have a political agenda that bums me out or anything. I just don't like Brett Michaels. He's just such a tool. Yeah, he doesn't have like a political agenda that bums me out or anything. I just don't like Bret Michaels. He's a huge dork. Can't stand him. But I love that song. I do love Every Rose Has a Thorn. He wrote that after he broke up with a stripper, right?

I can't remember. There was one when, because I used to watch Rock of Love because it's awesome. But he'd always talk, he'd call it Every Rose and it just got on my nerves all the time in his interviews be like well you know when i wrote every rose and i was like oh you suck man i just cannot stand dude they had talk dirty to me and

unskinny bop you don't like either of those songs again i i love i like a lot of poison songs you are frontin dude you just don't like i do not like brett michaels i just don't all right right that wasn't part of the draft that was not part of the draft okay okay yeah it's definitely a personal interpretation one absolutely you're right but yeah i know no poison's got a few songs that i'm into you just named him you don't like him because of rock of love specifically i just don't like brett michaels he just turned into such a dork and uh i don't like that he would wear like the ed hardy jeans all the time with like rhinestones on oh you don't like that he liked the ball his cat eyes dude i can't stand his cat eyes he would wear the bandizzle his cat eyes are weird he does look weird when he has cat

eyes oh he looks weird and he was he was like the first duck lipper i ever saw he would wear the bandana like right to the top of his eyes and i'm just like you are blowing it man you didn't like that or were you jealous i think this is a jealousy thing i went through my thing i think you're jealous that he's living the life that you wanted to live i don't know man i don't even think his jeans look cool definitely definitely wearing a bandana at every state fair in the country it's not something i aspire to do that's not something i wanted to do and he did it first i don't know okay i understand how on paper you think that but let's really open it up about that wearing a bandana at the state fair elephant ears footsie footsies yeah

hearing your song getting played on the tilt world your song i've worn a bandana at the at the sioux falls fair i'm sure and what kind of time did you have i had a good one exactly a good i had a good old yeah think about when you find it when you get to take maxine to the state fair for the first time dude that'll be fun i've been thinking about that stuff not every time she's like wailing i'm'm just thinking like, all right, well, I also get to take you around and look at Christmas lights and like, you know, all this stuff. So it definitely gets me through. She's going to make that dumb baby face for the first couple of years.

You know that one? They're just nodding and their tongues out, you know, you know what I mean? They look like a like a fish you pulled up too fast. Now, my next two picks, you forced my hand on this so i don't want to hear any guff about my next two because i'm going hard the other way you'll be getting guff oh i'm waiting for guffman over here yeah dude just to be clear i'm going hard the other way guff dude but yes every rose has a thorn by brett michaels every rose has a thorn right. I'm going to take... This is a personal experience.

I heard a song. It was on heavy rotation on MTV. The video, crazy. I loved it. I loved the video. I loved the song. These were in the days when you had to go buy the whole CD. I went and bought the whole CD.

I brought it to florida with me i was on a trip and i brought like a small cd wallet so i only had a few cds and it's smooth criminal by alien ant farm and the rest of that c CD sucked so fucking bad. I was so fucking bummed out. I think I remember bringing it specifically. I just brought that one. I was like saving because I was,

I really liked like pop punk and stuff like that. And I was like this cover of smooth criminal. It's my second cover on there. I guess I'm like, this is going to be amazing. This is going to be awesome. This album is going to be full of of bangers i have like me first on the gimme gimme cds i have like punk goes acoustic or whatever like all that shit and i was like this is gonna be another punk cover or pop goes punk this is gonna be another fucking banging pump like punk cover album and i

listened to it and there's all these fucking droning bullshit, just awful, like songs that made me feel hot and heavy. Like, you know what I mean? But in a bad way, songs that like sounded like someone farted in a car with the heater on and you just have to sit in it. It just fucking sucked so fucking bad. And that was the only CD I had on a drive from like Boca Raton to Miami or

like some shit like that. And I was like, all right, I'll listen to to this track and then the next one okay nope maybe this one nope fucking worse than the one before just swinging a miss swinging a miss dude but they fucking but smooth criminal by them it fucking goes it's such a fucking banger i like the michael jackson version better but this one is also really good this is more about how much i hate the rest of their music than it is about how much i like smooth chrome i understand completely that's a tough one when that happens where you're just like because you're listening you're like come on man nothing even touches that one song nothing's even not even close how did

they do that i bet they like he was so about his shit not like not that not happening who oh michael jackson i know i don't i don't fucking know like how did they even get that covered or whatever i think you're allowed to cover anything but like they just got all the profits to it maybe or something like that i don't i don't know i don't i earnestly don't know but i know how it probably happened to alien ant farm which was they were probably like a band trying to make this other kind of fart in a hot car music and like and like at live shows they probably covered smooth criminal just to have fun and then someone was like that's the single car music and like i just bummed me out man anyway that's my that's my pick

and then my next pick my fourth pick this might not be popular oh no it wasn't with it wasn't with dana but i've just i really don't like any of their other music but this song i fucking love but the rest of their music really annoys me. And the song that I love is Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy. Ah! Fuck, I thought I was gonna get it. I love your guy, your back's crooked and pointed. Fuck, I thought I was gonna get it. I love that song, and the rest of their shit annoys the shit out of me. That's what it sounds like to me.

Me, you, and Shane cruising down Wilshire, or Melrose maybe, on our way to the improv one night. We were just screaming that at the top of our lungs going to some show. But, I mean, at the stoplight, windows down, didn't care who was oh it's so good that song is so good down in a new and then they have those other that other one dance dance which is like annoying sorry if you like it and then that song like remember me remember me for centuries fuck that song he has an amazing voice though that that guy does that singer i wish you'd use it for something else i wish you'd use it for something else i remember did you guys not i remember reading because i because i feel that same way too i like that song i don't really like the rest of theirs and then i remember reading like a rolling

stone article or something where they were talking about like like fallout boys music is like crazy overproduced yeah and that's why it sounds it was something about like sound compression or something like that i'm sure somebody will tell me i'm wrong on twitter but like and i remember reading that article too and thinking like yeah that does suck but anyways yeah i'm with you man oh it gives me a look at the music. I just find it annoying. I'm sorry. Again, this is all personal taste.

If you really fuck with all that, boy, God bless you. Oh, yeah. Well, this is turns out this is a pretty low stakes situation. So, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, I don't know. I like another band where I'm like, I feel like I should like a lot more of this music because of how much I love sugar. We're going down. It's so good. It's so fucking good. another band where I'm like, I feel like I should like a lot more of this music because of how much I love sugar. We're going down.

It's so good. It's so fucking good. Let's dwell on that for a second. How good that song is. It's so fucking good. What are the lyrics? What are the actual lyrics? I'm going down, down in an earlier round.

Is that what it is? Down, down in an earlier round, but sugar, we're going to swing in like a boxing match match i'll be your number one with a bullet load a gun shotgun yeah load a gun complex cock it and pull it oh that makes way more sense than i thought i never i always was saying sugar woo and then i would fake the rest of them i would say sugar woo something i would just scream yeah i would say sugar woo because i didn't know what he was saying you gotta start calling laura sugar woo hey what's up sugar woo yeah

there was a host in the bay area he used to call everybody sugar nasty i love it that's not as weird as it sounds no sugar are you doing sugar nasty i like that now and then he'd say i was on that red wine in Viagra. It was a different time. Shout out to Tony Sparks, man. That boy Shane can pump. I heard that boy Shane can pump. Pump.

Pump! Sean, time for your fourth pick. Fourth pick. Never liked anything else by this band. I tried. I really did. And nothing ever even got close. And they just

didn't seem like kind of people i would enjoy but i love this song and it's drive by incubus there you go whatever tomorrow brings i'll be there with open arms and open eyes yeah i that song to this day because we in college we i had to like i took a class and it was when i was forming my um you know oh well this is i'm a deep thinker kind of i had those weird classes where i'm like oh yeah totally i'm in college but one of them was we had to like dissect and write a paper on what we think drive meant and i was like a take on society and da da da everyone in the class everyone in the class? Everyone in the class. You were in an incubus college class?

We had to read them in front of the class too. It was buck. It was like we were in high school. What was the class? I can't remember. It was probably just composition or something because we had to do it with a different song too. You won't take it.

It was Brick by Ben Folds. We had to do the other one. And anyway, we just had to go through and drive and I was like, man, I love this song. Was your teacher, was it taught in a skate ramp?

Oh, I hate this song. I just realized which one it is. Sorry, keep going. But our teacher, I remember one time she was sitting,

I walked into class and our teacher was sitting there talking to an athlete. I don't know which, I think it was a football player, but they were talking about a party that night and I was like, you're a college teacher.

And I think she was a TA. I think it was probably just some bullshit class I took because it was a football player but they were talking about a party that night and i was like you're a college teacher and i think she was a ta i think it was probably just some bullshit class i took because it was easy for credit anyway love that song by incubus didn't like any other song not even kind of close i gave him a shot too nothing even nothing even sort of got in the ballpark but that song i absolutely love it to this day love it i don't it sounds whiny to me. It is. I was a whiny kid. I was a whiny 20 year old for sure.

Oh, wait, you don't like pardon me by incubus. That's my favorite incubus song. I don't know it, but I, I doubt it. Pardon me while I burst into flames. No,

cause that was all their other shit. Like, I wish you were here. Hate it. I can't stand any of their other music. Cause it's all different than that. The drive is like their, it was like their version shit like i wish you were here hate it i can't stand any of their other music because it's all different than that the drive is like their it was like their version of a ballad i was like i can get with this you do like ballads no i saw incubus open for pantera who opened for black sabbath and that looking back is a weird pairing not the pantera sabbath

but having incubus go first that That dude, the lead singer, was out there with a bongo drum? Brandon is his name. Brandon. I don't know why I still know that, but Brandon something. Brandon on the bongos? Yeah, man.

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You're right. These are wildly different lists. I'm kind of embarrassed about this. I don't even know, man. I think I was just... I think I heard it drunk at like a weird party one time. And I was like, that's funny. And then I...

It's the... And I don't like any of their other music, but I do like the live version of Crazy Game of Poker. Oh, my. Dude, that was on my list. That was going to be my next pick by OAR. That was my next pick. Really? I don't know why. I don't know, man. David, that be my next pick by O.A.R. that was my next pick I don't know why I don't know man David that was that was my next pick

we used to listen to it at Tommy Jacks all the time there were these hippie kids that would play it and I'm like this is a good ass song and then you listen to other music horrible jam band music I don't even know how much I I don't know what there's something I must have to reconcile I don't know why I like that I must have to reconcile with him.

I don't know why I like that song. Maybe it's because it's a story or something. That's a good song. It was a crazy game of poker. I usually hate when somebody starts a reggae breakdown. Like, yo, that shit gets to me. Weird. I don't even know this song and i love a reggae breakdown you don't know that hold on you don't know this i thought you we've talked about this song me and

you seriously i've never heard it this kid this has you and you and like didn't you play cards i know of it i did play cards i love sublime i've never heard this song yeah man i'll listen to it after this there's one point in the middle where he goes i say oh you say ha i say revolution and you say and i i just i don't know and that's the part you attach to yeah that's and then i worked my way outside who's up game two, it's such a good song, man. I love it. Yeah. And I don't like any of it. Boy, you really flipped me. There's no, in infinite Doctor Strange universe possibilities, I never thought we would cross paths on that pick.

Yeah, that is weird. That is really, really weird. That's insane to me. And it's like, I listened to it driving out to Malibu during pandemic one day, and I was like, yes, I still to it driving out to Malibu during pandemic one day, and I was like, yes, I still like it. I don't know. It's like nine minutes. It's so long.

I don't know what to do. You really messed me up. Good job, though. And your final pick, David? I'm going to go with Kryptonite by Three Doors Down. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I get it. I don't like the song, but I do get it.

I don't like the song, but I do get it. I don't know why. It's another one of those ones where it's like, you know, I feel like it was like one of those songs that was like on the radio in the morning going to school with my mom or some shit. I don't know, man. It was on the radio all day. Yeah.

So you just, it was like one of those songs of that time where you just and i am like i have this with i'll have this with like really popular songs a lot where like when the shit comes out i don't really listen to it but i get it through osmosis but i didn't actually play it out so years later when everybody's sick of it i'll be like oh it's kind of good yeah yeah you guys remember three doors down like ended up being like the military's campaign they were like the slogan for the military ads you remember that no i didn't know yeah i can't remember the song but they would like play him at the movies all that you know those like pre-preview previews oh with like the marine fighting an eagle on the hill or he's like he's like slaying a robot

oh do you remember those old marines commercials where there was like a lava monster that a dude fought with a sword yeah and he had a sword and you're like i think that they're killing brown people i don't know if this is what's going on with that group yeah i don't think that i don't think you're gonna fight a balrog if you join the marines you know what other song by three doors down was good no what sin without you baby but you're still on my troubled mind see i don't like this it sounds like a doctor's office song to me it is what's another three doors down song do you have a list in front of you uh those are the only two i know it's not my time when i'm gone i'm trying to think of the one they used for like the military ads when they first burst through they got played on the hard rock

station in portland so like i was listening to three doors down god smack who i don't think you're gonna come up because i'm not gonna pick them to three doors down god smack who i don't think you're gonna come up because i'm not gonna pick them because i like several god smack songs no but i do since no one's picking them i do love that that one god's man i'm not the one who's so far away when i do like that song the snake bite into my veins those dudes are from Boston. I could tell. It sounds like that guy from that. The Crash Test Dummies. Yeah.

I stand alone. Godsmack has a song. Their second most popular song on Spotify right now is called Crying Like a Bitch with two exclamation points from 2010's album the oracle sure so just keep that in mind when you talk to me next oh wait shit i had i want to can i change my list i'm open to it yeah yeah sure yeah oh man dude chet hanks damn what is it the song damn by Chet Hanks, Damn. What is it? The song Damn by Chet Hanks that just came out a few weeks ago.

Oh, I don't know it. Is it good? It's kind of a fucking sla don't know what it's like pretty good it's like that because i was like watching like no jumper or some shit and i saw him interviewing him i was like this guy i can't stand this guy and then this guy can't stand him and then yeah it's it's pretty good am i wrong for not hating him that much? I know the Jamaican patois thing sucks, but he seems like a harmless idiot. The N-word thing sucks. He said the N-word?

Oh, never mind. I didn't know that. He was doing it on his phone. I did not know that. He's calling people nerds. David got him. Yeah. No no he sucks but yeah yeah man damn by chet hayes yeah i think he goes by chet hanks now wow oh was he going by chet hayes yeah i didn't know that but it's like man it's yeah all right he's rapping all right he's he's rapping rapping

david loves chad hanks whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa worst day to wear this shirt ever david co-signs chad hanks yeah since david took crazy game of poker man you're gonna are you gonna take the smell of marijuana and a little boozy what's going on no man kid rock's coming up again though it's the only kid rock song i like. Yeah, it's called All Summer Long. Oh, I fucking hate that song. Love that song. And we were trying different things. And we were smoking funny things.

Making love out by the lake to our favorite song. Sipping whiskey out the bottle. Not thinking about tomorrow. Singing sweet home Alabama all summer long Oh, I hate that song! I love it. Bro, you like that song? Love it.

You like that song. That's the hardest one for me to admit. Just listen to Sweet Home Alabama. It's not even... I mean, I have two covers. I have two covers on mine. Let's ease up. Ease up, Alien Ant Farm. I'm saying. I know. I'm out here being honest. Those are different. All right. alabama it's not even i mean i have two covers i have two covers on my ease up ease up alien

ant farm i'm i'm saying i know i'm out here being honest those are different all right if i'm being honest i do love that song and i do not like to admit it this i'm in a comfortable space that i have a tough time and if david didn't pick crazy game of poker you wouldn't know this isn't david's fault yeah don't put that on me no this is not david's fault you're taking the world there is no world where i thought david was gonna pick crazy game of poker by oar i didn't even know that david had heard that song yeah it doesn't make any sense you're the kind of guy who packs the exact amount of underwear you need on a long trip or you take one i brought this old i brought this old pair and i'm taking a joker poop in it right now and I didn't I didn't have to

I got there's another there's a different one on there that I could pick uh but it's even more like this is not the kid rock song I would have seen coming at all I hate I hate this is the only one that I can even stomach I can't handle any of the other ones cowboy those are two fun songs can't handle them they're fun but I do not like them they're fun ball would have was fun in a spectacle way but I do not like it I feel like that song came up that song all summer long was like the summer before I moved to California and I was like stuck in Elizabeth and people I just oh man I hate that song well see that's why because I heard it when I was hummering in northern Michigan for the first time so you know there's where we go kid rock country

kid rock country this is rock town he got rocked wait she got rocked he got crowed 250 episodes or whatever that's damn near the funny that was perfect that really got me that was perfect uh yeah so chet hayes is the last one all summer long like kid rock all right my final pick final pick of the draft i am going to take i i had some other thoughts on this one i thought about taking downtown by uh macklemore and ryan lewis but but i also really like i'm gonna pop some tags no that's uh that's a downtown okay but i also like thrift thrift shop and i'm going by where i'm like you know what maybe i just think he's okay and i don't really not like him uh so i'm going to take i also thought about taking demons by imagine dragons which Dragons, which I didn't know was by them.

I thought it was by Coldplay. It's actually kind of good. But I'm going to take a song. This was the first song I heard by this artist, and I liked it, and I was kind of excited because I think it was her first single. I'm going to take The Other Azalea. I'm taking Work by Iggy Azalea. I'm taking Work by Iggy Azalea.

And I heard it and I was like, oh, this is cool. It's like kind of got like a cool beat that sounds half like it's a sad song and half like you played in the strip club. And I was like, do I really like that song? And I listened to it right before this episode. And I was like, you do. Whatever that says about you, you do like this song. Have you ever seen that video of her freestyling? It's really bad. It's so it's not words.

She's just like, tie your monks, tie your monks. it's not words she's just like tire monks tire monks and at the end she goes it's iggy not jigger because we all thought it was jay-z these bars these bars it's actually iggy azalea it's like the all ad-lib song from pop star yeah that's all the old kids phrase there's a youtube where they like try to put the cat closed captioning on it is so good she sucks she sucks but i like this song and that's the final pick marissa do you have one oh this was really tough um i actually like several songs from this band, but for whatever reason, I don't like the band themselves. And I'm picking 1985 by Bowling for Soup.

Oh, yeah. Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV. Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool because she's still preoccupied with 19 19 1985 okay listen listen listen bowling for soup those guys are funny those are funny guys man really yeah that album i've just heard it so my my but this is so random my buddy years ago won free tickets to go see them off the radio in denver and he was like do you want to come and i was like fuck no but he went and he got to like meet them and he got a cd and he would play it and some of those songs are

funny interesting like the girl all the bad guys want is funny oh yeah wait to be the girl all the bad guys want is funny. Oh, yeah. Wait. To be the girl all the bad guys want. Yeah, they have really catchy songs. I watch their music videos and I'm like, I can't stand behind these guys. I don't know why. I get that. They're not charismatic. Didn't they have a big, fat bass player? Yeah, shout out to him in the pool.

Yeah, shout out to him. Isn't he Stacy's mom, too? No, that's Fountains of Wayne. They did a cover of it. But yeah, that was Fountains of Wayne. did a cover of it but yeah that was Fountains of Wayne oh okay okay cause that was almost on my list uh we left some good ones

recap David you went first you took Picture by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow I Write Sin is Not Tragedy by Panic at the Disco Holiday Inn by Chingy Crazy Game of Poker by Of A Revolution and damn by chet hanks sean unx he took stranglehold not wang dang sweet poong tang and not cranky yankee crank my yank my crank me cranky yank me cranky no not yank me crank me but stranglehold by ted nugent

oh he actually wrote that about clive davis i think crank my goddamn dick off complicated by avril lavigne you're fronting every rose has its thorn by poison drive by incubus and all summer long by kid rock i went last i took faith by limb biscuit 212 by azalea banks smooth criminal by alien ant farm sugar we're going down by fallout boy and work by iggy azalea we left some on the board with with arms wide open by creed but i actually like a second creed song i was so this is where i was going to catch a lot of a lot of shit i actually sort of enjoy that butterfly song by crazy town i do too like like if it was a different band i would probably love that song but when you

when you look at the if you watch that video those dudes are i i shouldn't judge but it's like it's like there's no world made a video you know who else liked that song oh puff daddy because he put them in the fucking uh bad boys for life video crazy town oh they are that's right yeah anyway that song they move in at the end. Yeah, you're right. One of those dudes looks like Ben Stiller and the other one looks like yeah, Crack Pipe. It's hilarious. Ben Stiller, who's in that video? He's in that video, right? He is in that video, isn't he?

Crazy Town. What a crazy town they live in. Another one I almost took was Sal! by AWOL Nation. Yeah, yeah. That guy sounds like Pastor Troy. Watch your back. Knockdown by Chumbawamba. I got everything I

wanted. Gangsta Lean by DRS was one, but that's like a 30-year-old song. I didn't quite know if that was going to hit. I love my gangsta lean. Gangsta lean. Is that a song? No, it's this is for my homies living in that gangsta lean. Oh, that song sucks, dude.

Loved that song. Still love it. But everything else from DRS did not match that song. We did it. Yeah, we did. We've done it. We fucking did it. We want to hear yours.

We want to hear yours. Hit us up at all fantasy podcast at gmail.com all fantasy pot on twitter god you know what i was cracking up about when i was in when i was stoned at dinner when i saw the his the uh panic at the disco guy i almost called him hispanic at the disco to be pretty fun shane torres nickname yeah man it's a much different album oh would you hear marissa that was tight um can i do i've been slacking on the shout outs i wasn't done i wasn't done you said i thought i thought you said hispanic at the disco no that wasn't the anecdote i almost said that the what i thought was funny it was is a waiter at a restaurant being like hi hi i'm so sorry to

bother you but uh god i'm so sorry hi uh can i poop in your bathroom or is it just a pee bathroom oh my god like approach them as if there's a separate bathroom hey is this the poop or the pee bathroom are you allowed to poop in your bathroom or is it just a pee bathroom i know some places they just want you to pee um yeah but i have to poop so can i poop here sorry god you just come out hey sorry um i need to be a pest i understand that was the pee bathroom but i i pooped in there and it's done hi i'm not i'm not a tattletale or anything like that but i was just in the bathroom and a couple people were pooping in there and i didn't know if it was a pee bathroom only maybe i'm mistaken anyway that's a fun thing to do everyone ask your waiter if you

can poop in their bathroom oh man that is great shout out to the subreddit shout out to afp patreon members thank you for holding us down shout out to everyone on the slackity sean you have some shout outs uh shout out to carson from ashley and yeah tom wow happy late birthday and uh wedding wow i don't know why it says happy wedding but it does that's just from sean that's not from david shout out to tori from tanner troy um shout out to uh lissy and tamir congrats on the kiddo um shout out to young caster troy happy 30th birthday and uh shout out to jamal happy late birthday chinese jamal is it chinese jamal no not not chinese it's not chinese jamal shout out to chinese jamal though too i'd rather youal. It's not Chinese Jamal. Shout out to Chinese Jamal, though, too.

I'd rather you didn't. We're not talking about Bolivian Jamal. Bolivian Jamal, dude. We're not talking about him. No, thanks. Oh, man. Shout out to Frankie Ocean. Shout out to Sid the Dude.

Shout out to Haji Beats. And more important than all that, tune in again next week to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. Shukla Kati. That was beautiful. Yeah, that was.

That was nice. That was a fun one, man. What if we just inexplicably turned into a quiet podcast from here on out? It would never last. I don't think any of us could hold it in that long if we had the discipline for one episode the quiet episode i'll try it i don't think we can even call it the quiet episode i would love

to try that we should do the next one have it be the quiet episode just like talk like this the whole time the whole time i would love to try that just get up on my mic asmr style i like asmr we could draft things that feel good on your skin. We should. We should do the first ASMR AFE. And we'll just draft ASMR FE.

ASMR FE. I'm picking cotton. I'm picking silk. Dude, that would be so funny. We should do it. I'm open to do it. The summer breeze. I'm going to take

the summer breeze. I would like to take the touch of a lover oh that was a hate gun podcast