All Fantasy Everything - Songs You'd Sing at Karaoke If You Had an Amazing Voice (w/ Jason Concepcion)

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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The podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, live, well they're all live I guess in person. Within. We don't record them differently. Together we all record our separate tracks and then Isaac.

That would be so funny. Isaac sends over reference tracks. It's just Ian being like, welcome! But it's Isaac. Hey Isaac, do the welcome ones. Welcome! Oh, there we go. Yeah, that's the reference track I got last week.

And then I fill in on my own time. I haven't recorded an AFV. Isaac has used, he just has a catalog of words I've said. Yeah. And pieces together. That's the future of podcasting. Let them get a soundboard of you saying all the words you say.

We just sit in a room, record the encyclopedia, and then let Isaac do his work. I don't think I need that many words to be quite honest with you, buddy. I think in the history of this podcast, I've said 3,000 different words. How many words do you think you've said today? It's gotta be more.

Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta be way more. Especially because we have all these different categories that we have like... I guess names count. Because we drafted like birds. So that's like... Yeah, but David says birds all the time.

Birds. Yeah. Birds. There were some birds... There were mad birds at the roost last night. Proper fit... No, there weren't. Mad birds. No, there were not. Not mad birds. I don't think there were ever mad birds at the roost last night. Fit proper fit. No there weren't. Mad birds.

No there were not. I don't think there were ever mad birds at the roost. There was mad birds at the roost. There was mad birds ordering from Goop Kitchen last night. Oh. Mad birds. Goop Kitchen? Dude, Goop Kitchen is huge.

I think I'll tell you. That's what I call my butt this morning. Is this a sling swing? Oh god. Dude, Goop Kitchen is huge. I have to go tell you. That's what I call my butt this morning. Oh, God. This is the restaurant imprints of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow's company. You know what I do sometimes? I think it's a ghost kitchen. Is that a nickname that people used to call her?

Goop. Because GP and then you just put the oo in? Maybe. What I'm feeling funny sometimes, I'll call it poop. That's a play on... what, I'll call it poop. That's a play on what? I just like saying poop. Okay. And you'll call when you're talking about goop.

Yeah, yeah. When the paltrum's sort of lifestyle- I'll call it, I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna get some poop products. I don't think, I think, sorry, I'm still thinking about, I think 4,000 words maybe. No, I bet it's like- No, it's gotta be more.

I bet it's like- It's more. You think it's 10K? I bet somebody's done research on how many words are actually in people's vocabularies. I would like to know, cause I... Let me guess. So you're saying an adult vocabulary. How many words?

I'm gonna say. It's gotta be a million. I'm gonna say, no, it does not have to be a million. Yeah, hundreds of thousands of millions. I don't know a million words. You probably do and you don't know it. Dogs have like 300. Words? Yeah. Dogs can't know a million words. You probably do and you don't know it. Dogs have like 300. Words?

Yeah. The smartest dog can remember like 300 something. Remembering and saying it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, all of you. I get it. Okay. Okay, maybe it's 10. I feel like I'm at least 10 times better than a dog.

I'm talking. I'm gonna say 200,000 words are in an adult vocabulary, is what I'm gonna say. So, I mean, you can't even trust Google anymore, but like this Reddit thread says 20,000 words of vocabulary. That seems low. That seems low to me. I don't think it does.

That seems, perilously. My little brother's got his friend. That seems a perilously low total accounting of a number of words All right, let's do it David starts my little brothers got a friend 80% of what this kid says is type shit Met him it was like whoa You guys do music together type shit Like, I met him and he was like, whoa. So you and Martin, you guys do music together? Type shit. Type shit.

Type shit. Music type shit. There are a lot of dudes who's like, my little brother's like, I'm gonna leave. He's like, type shit. Type shit. You know how there's that poem in Mandarin that's like the word share, just said in like different,

it's like shish or shish or shish. Oh, I did know that. The different ways you like intone it have different, oh, you're lying? Yeah, I didn't I never lying type shit Yeah, okay David's him, dude Yeah, of course I have of course I'm about Mandarin He bought a book of poetry in New Orleans by I believe that 69 out of 150 printed the 69th one

Well, that's what that meant In New Orleans for this live show. I thought you just wrote it because it's fun. We went to this place back in now, which was like this beautiful outdoor bar, wine bar. And then we went to a record store and then we happened upon a bookstore. Isaac popped in, popped out with a small, local press poetry book and says he does it

in every city he goes to. I do. I have one from Corvallis, Oregon. That's a mistake. I've been to Corvallis and New Orleans. That's... I've been to two cities and Seoul. But that's because you're not going to, like, Dayton, Ohio.

What did it say in Corvallis? It was just like, bro. Corvallis couldn't have been much better than Dayton's. Yeah, it wasn't amazing. But it's from somebody who teaches at the school. That's usually how it goes. There's a poetry professor at the local university will print something with the with a local press This is now not a no longer a local poet seems like that's hitting a good lick though Yeah, it's like you remember the one kid at your school who did like a weird sport that you couldn't check them on

Yeah, it's just like oh, yeah, I, he does downhill skiing and you're like, maybe. He does down-hole skiing. I like down-hole. I was a down-hole skier myself. Every time he's down-hole. I had an aggressive girlfriend. Down-hole type shit. Down-hole type shit.

You know what we should do? We should try to drop one unique word each today. And just like, let's up the number. Let's up the score. Yeah, I don't think that would be superfluous at all Okay, there is okay great I'm done Sean panicking I see

I almost said I said platypus. I do what I want. 100 adult men versus a platypus. Easy. Yeah. Light work. I also think. Light work type shit. Light work type shit. Harper's not here, because he's the most passionate that it can happen.

I do, and now we're months beyond this being in the zeitgeist, but like, I do think the right 100 do. Oh man, did you? I think so too. I think so too. Are you talking about the gorilla? The gorilla thing. No, okay. I think so too. Are you talking about the gorilla? The gorilla thing. No, okay. Let's hear it.

Ian said 10. I think that you get the right 10. I think, I don't know about 10. I think it's just a numbers thing. What's a gorilla do to one person? Like rips his head off. It's like, we're right off. Rips everything apart.

Rips his head off. Yeah. Okay. But I mean, you're gonna have to sacrifice some. Well, yeah, 80 are gonna die. I don't even think 80 are gonna die. Yeah. Yeah, but when you see the first 10 get torn up,

aren't you like, wait, what am I, why am I doing this? Because first of all, we need 100. Mentally ill people. We need dudes with nothing to live for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Be like a guy with a gun on the other side. You know what it should be like?

Your presence sentence stops the moment that gorilla's dead. Yeah, yes. And then we get 100 of those guys. You should pitch this to the current presidential administration. Kristi Noem's a development on it. I think she should go for it.

Kristi Noem and Warner Brothers Presidential administration. I think she'd go for it. Christy Noam's a development on it. Christy Noam and Warner Brothers' discovery are actually... This is how we get the gladiator games back. This is how we get it back. Kill animals for freedom. That's a tale as old as time. My issue with the thought idea is that I agree with you that it's possible to assemble the right amount of people

who have the right physiology and some kind of crazy, nothing to live for mindset. But I think you have to, I think the timeframe has to be capped. Like I think the- Oh, I never thought it lasting long in any scenario. Like I don't think, for instance, how long do you think it would take to find the hundred crazy guys to do it? If the prison sentence thing, I do I have resources at my disposal? Yes. I think I could do it in a month. Can you pay people?

I mean, I think you got to come out of pocket. I think you gotta come out of pocket with it. It's me right now. Like, my money that I have right now. Yeah, you gotta come out of pocket. I think it would be really hard. That is tough. Yeah, that ain't enough money. I think you gotta do it, like, two weeks.

The Gorilla's here for two weeks. Put your team together. You can't... It can't be, like, completely open-ended so that it's totally theoretical, where it's like, yeah, of course. Yeah, you're like, this is happening on this date. There are dudes I don't want, no offense,

I'm not gonna get 100 girl dads. No, absolutely not. If you have stuff to live for, don't look at me like that. Boy dads on the other hand. Boy dads do that for free. Boy dads, it's like, I want my son to know I went out like this, so he has an impossible standard. Yeah, because it's like, I want my son to know I went out like this. So he has an impossible standard.

Yeah, because it's like, what are my other options? Max would be so bummed. And Laura's like, yeah, dad bought a gorilla. He was one of the hundreds. This is for my dad. He was the 59th guy to die at the hands of the gorilla. The gorilla was pretty tired. So we had high hopes.

The gorilla popped my dad's head off and just kind of sat there bored. The other 41 dudes regrouped. My dad's the reason they came up with a strategy. At first they were just throwing haymakers. They saw what happened to my dad. 59 dudes running in flailing. Space invader strategy until my dad's head got Regrouped oh drafting songs that if you had a great voice you could kill at karaoke

whichever camera you want to take that on if you had an amazing voice karaoke Our guest today is chasing except you own come on. Mr. Barbecue Our guest today is Jason Concepcion. Come on. Mr. Barbecue. Podcaster, writer, Mr. Barbecue, Mr. Photography man. Yeah, you sent me two killer ones. Me, we got three dude. Like the best picture of Arthur we have.

And we have 10,000 pictures of Arthur. Does he not look like me? In the picture, I was doing a bit, I was saying like that. Oh fuck, how do you think you do about one dude with the strength of a gorilla, bro? How do you think you do do about one dude with the strength of a gorilla, bro? How do you think you'd do? Type shit.

Type shit. Yeah. On God, dude. Bro, you're random, bro. Literally, you're random. Okay, you're throwing those out like that's general for slang. Those are the kids' words.

Literally random. Literally random or back. I feel like you just heard it at the skate park like once. No, my nephew says it. No. No, I did not. No, uh-uh. Did I get Nordic?

Yeah. No. No. No, literally and random. Those are Isaac, get my back. I don't know. I'm 30 years old. I don't think those ever went anywhere, dude.

Cry me a river. Huh? I don't think those ever went anywhere, literally and random. I think type shit. Yes, they did. On God. Type shit. Let's go. Sure, that's more aggressive. Those are like newer. Fire. anywhere, literally, in random. I think type shit on God. Type shit. Let's go!

Sure, that's more aggressive. Fire. Fire, that's like newer. I don't think they're doing fire anymore, are they? Well, this Halloween, I was wearing a mudang costume. That is fire, though. And an alpha, gen alpha, gen Z. Young gen Z, older gen alpha, youngster came up to me and went,

are you a hippo? And I went, yeah. And he went, that's fire. Yeah. So I think it's, I think they're using it. How calm like that? Yeah. I bet that felt good.

It felt really good. Yeah. Can bourgeoisie be my word? Sure. If you use it appropriately. I just wanted to say it. You can't just say, the definition can't be, I don't like bourgeoisie, I don't know what bourgeoisie means.

In the movie The Patriot, there was some, the bourgeoisie. With Mel Gibson? Right. It's a good movie. I guess there kinda was? They said it in the movie. Did they? Yeah.

You watched it last night? General Cornwallis said it. Don't you just have? I would rather that be your word. General Cornwallis? That's actually two words, David. Also specific Cornwallet. You can use it both ways, dude.

What about a Cornwallet, dude? A Cornwallet? Yeah. We had a little corn left over from the barbecue last night. That was good corn last night. Good corn. I had a big corn week. Did you have a big corn week?

Yeah, we grilled corn on like Tuesday too. And da-boom, dot-dot, and hee-nee-hee-na. What? I was doing the corn thing without doing that, putting the sound effect on it. What? Da-boom-da-da-heena-heena. Oh!

I just said it. I just said it. Oh, that is very funny. Yeah. That was good. Didn't feel like it for a second, so I appreciate it. I just didn't get the bit. We, before we, Sean Jordan and David Boria here as well,

I'm your host Ian Carmel. We're podcasting, and can happen for a while now. I feel like we're just chilling. Yeah. We went to the Roost last night. We did. Man. Dear listener. Dear viewer.

Brought back some memories. I really thought- Crazy Town, it hit last night. No, it didn't really hit last night. Sean. Okay, Jason, do you know the Crazy Town lore yet? Did we tell you that yesterday? The band Crazy Town.

No, you know the band Crazy Town. Butterfly, come come my lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and my butterfly sugar baby. So, I mean give the Reader's Digest version of this because we've talked about it ad nauseam. Yeah, we were in Hermosa Beach the other night. Now you're showing off.

Yeah, I was hanging out with a bunch of bourgeoisie at a bar in Hermosa Beach. I think you were hanging out with the proletariat from what I hear. I was with a bunch of bourgeoisie. We were in a bar in Humousa Beach and I thought I was gonna change the game and I played Butterfly by Crazy Town twice

and nobody liked it. Like nobody even moved. So I played it last night at the Roost. And they were like going off to some Nickelback song. Right, Creed. Creed. But yeah, I played it last night at the Roost, it hit. How do you know it hit?

Because it happened to the room. You two got stoked? But you wanted the room to go up. I went up. There were all these 70s rockers dudes who did not that, and they reacted. When my songs came on. Ian did get them a little bit.

I got them with John Prine, I got them with Donny Hathaway, all the stuff you would think that 24 year olds who dress like they're in Yes would like They liked Yeah, I'm sorry man, I wanted it for it just didn't It's alright. I liked it. I liked it too. I had a good time. I think we just maybe it's cuz that song sucks It sucks. It does kind of suck. It's not even funny. It just sucks. It doesn't go up at any point No, no, it starts. It starts and he just goes across and then goes yeah, the lyrics are just bad

They're it never gets so bad that it's funny. Yeah, it's just really really bad rapping. Hey sugar mama come and dance with me All I ever wanted you to do is take a chance with me. I mean, it's poetry, absolutely, it's poetry. That's probably in your book, right? It's Corvallis-level poetry. Yeah, probably Corvallis-level for sure. But we went to The Roost, and would you say it's been since 2019 that we've all been there together?

Yeah, we were trying to think about it, I think. Definitely 2019. Like early 2019. It's been near six years since we've been to The Roost together, maybe like five and a half. They recognized us immediately. I was not expecting that.

Immediately. I was. Because sometimes I've had, I've had places owned by foreign proprietors that I frequented and left and then come back and I'm like, hey, what's up, chicken sandal. Yeah, yeah. Hey, chicken sandal, hey baby. And they're like. Nah, nothing.

Yeah, it's really, it's really actually hurt my feelings a few times. But we walked in low key last night, that must have felt good. Not only did they recognize us immediately, you sat down at the bar and the guy was like, Cuddy Sark? Yeah.

That's exactly what used to happen. And then she was like, and then the lady was like, where have you been? I was like, I moved to Colorado. She's like we need you back When she realized it was us she like we walked in and took her maybe five seconds, but she's like, huh Did you see her do that? She got so stoked. It was crazy. I didn't I knew we went there a lot I didn't realize quite how much we had been going to the Roost. Me either, until then. And then you drew the thought spiral

of all the things you've done in there. Yeah, yeah. All the substances even, as far as things go. Like, I assumed they had 30 groups of dudes like us who like cycled through there and who think they're regulars. But turns out, six years later, at the Roost, shout out to the Roost. Turns out they're regulars. But turns out six years later, at the Roost, shining to the Roost. We're regulars.

We were. Pretty cool. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, we had more of a low key night. Yeah. Well, you went to the comedy store. I went to the comedy store. Sean got dark.

Sean got dark, dude. Called me a little later, needed some help. Couldn't get the keys to work, man. Oh, really? In the door, had to call David. You know how easy it was to get him to work this morning? Pretty easy. Three seconds.

Were you in the ear cups a little bit last night? Yeah. He had imbibed. Yeah, the comedy story. They gave me some big cups. Imbibed? Well, I was, yeah, like bourgeoisie, right? Okay, well.

We're gonna have to. Yeah, we're gonna have to take it off the board. No. If you shit I can't do it this time. It's gotta come off now. I was bourgeoisian. No, no, no, it's gotta come off. Yeah.

You're back to zero. Yeah. I adapted? Nope. I don't know if that's... That's not one. I think that's already kinda in there, dude. That's adapted is not one.

It's not long enough? No. All right. Well, you know, you'll get into naturally. We have a lot of time to go. I'll figure it out. That guy trying to get a word in is Sean Cougarmel and Jordan on Instagram. You know.

I don't, you're something on Blue Sky. Girl Dad out now. Yeah, yeah, I don't really have too much coming up. In August and September I got some dates. But go to the Patreon and buy, oh Buckethead Playboy. Show them Buckethead. We got a New Orleans merch that will be for sale. We might still have it now. It might be it might have all gone That'd be in which case Don't I'm sorry. You missed out on this bucket hat. I don't think you did

So yeah, hit me in the DMS if you want some New Orleans merch. I'll post it On my Instagram as it were we got regular hats. We got regular hats, we got buggin' hats, we got T-shirts. Cups. Cups. We got cups. David Bordes here, CoolGuysJokes87 on Instagram, looking up other words. No, I was just looking up my dates, I swear. Okay, yeah.

So Grindhouse Comedy, you gotta go to Grindhouse Comedy on Instagram. June 12th, I'm at Petaluma, California. June 13th, I'm in Oakland, California. June 13th. I'm in Oakland, California June 14th. I'm in Sacramento, California All leading up to June 15th. I'm at Littlefield in Brooklyn, New York. That's the one I want you to come out I think we're gonna sell it out. We already got a lot of tickets moving Oh, yeah, I maybe I try to do some merch or something Do a little New York merch dude

New York merch make my money back, but. But yeah, and that's it. Keep track of David's peregrinations on his Instagram. Oh! Shit. What's up, dude? Fuck with me. I don't know if it's gonna happen for me. Time for me.

It can happen for you. You can do this. Peregrinations. We have at least an hour left, right? You can do this. You can do it. I'll get in there. Don't look so lugubrious.

I don't think you can, dude. Ha! I think you can, dude. Ha! I think you're gonna fall apart. I think you might forget a lot of the basic English words. That's a tough day. I really can't think of a big word right now. I was trying to just think of a big word, litigious. What's wrong with that?

You can't just throw it out. I was just trying to think of a big word. You can't just throw it out. Yes, I did. Well, you did, but that doesn't count as well known. And now it counts in what we're talking about. No, it doesn't. I just said litigious.

You did say it. See, now it's part of it. Now it's part of what we're talking about. No, you can't. Now it's part of what we're doing. Isaac, he's with me. He's not with you. No one's suing you.

When you say it like that. What's going on now? All right, well. Uh. Pejorative. In what context? Okay, dog. In what context?

Does it have to do with a verb? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. This is tough, this is tough.

We gotta take the spotlight off you because I think it's too hot. I think it's too hot. I feel like maybe you do get into your phone and find a word. I think maybe just open up the I feel like maybe you do get into your phone and find a word. I think maybe just open up the encyclopedia on the low. I was pretty proud I just said pejorative. That's a good one.

Yeah. Yeah. Commensurate. Again? I love the word. Can I tell you where these are coming from? Yeah. There's a scene in the program where Omar is telling

Halle Berry, he's telling Halle Berry how he reads a word, he learns a new word out of the dictionary every day. And these are two of those words. Commensurate pejorative. That's true. Jesse Concepcion is here. Hi. At network on the social media.

Yes sir, that's right. Host of the X-Ray. X-Ray Vision. X-Ray Vision podcast. That's right. Host of the X-Ray. X-Ray Vision. X-Ray Vision podcast. That's right. Host of, oh my God, I'm blanking on the basketball and you do a shake. Six trophies.

Six trophies for God's sake. Wherever you get your podcasts. Check those out. What else would you like to point people to? Host of the Game of Thrones, House of the Dragons podcast and a bunch of other stuff. Find me on your podcast feed. All phenomenal, six trophies, so fun. of the Game of Thrones, House of the Dragons podcast and a bunch of other stuff. Find me on your podcast feed.

All phenomenal, six trophies, so fun. Thank you so much. I gotta get into X-Ray Vision more. Get into it. I've been listening to jazz podcasts in the meantime. In actual, a man who actually studied jazz. I did study it. And put me onto my favorite Charles Mengen song

in the group chat. Which one? Mona. Oh, that's a great one. Oh my God, it's song in the group chat. Which one? Mona. Oh, that's a great one. Oh my God, it's good. It's incredible. We'll sidebar about it. Yeah, we'll sidebar about that.

Well, it's not. David's just looking at the... Guys, we're gonna have a little clandestine meetup. Oh, we are gonna have a clandestine meetup. Come on. Shit. That was good. Not one.

We are drafting. Shit counts. Shit counts. Excrement, you could have said yeah, Jettison my bowels Then we were talking about shitting Oh What have you ever Go around the room is that it has everyone taking a shit who hears taking How regular is your peristaltic motion Shawn Go around the room, has everyone taken a shit? Who here's taken a shit? We have taken a shit. We took a shit earlier today.

How regular is your peristaltic motion, Sean? Wow. No, he doesn't do oral. Academia. Did you say academia or macadamia? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ian already said zeitgeist, I was gonna be next. I feel like zeitgeist is in our, I mean we do a pop culture podcast. We have to, zeitgeist is not a, that's not a, that's a free square. You know what I mean? I'm just going off words I can't spell. That's what you can't spell zeitgeist.

Z E I T G. No. Z E I S T. Yeah. Did I do it? Hell yeah. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Z-E-I-T-G-U. Come on, man. No!

Z-E-I-S-T. Yes, sir! Yeah, did I do it? Yeah, you did. Hell yeah. Songs, if we had beautiful voices, we would kill at karaoke. We would sing at karaoke. You're not a big karaoke fan.

I'm a karaoke fan. You're a karaoke fan. You don't like doing karaoke that much. I get embarrassed. I get like super, it makes me feel like hella nervous. I have a hard time knowing what to do with my hands. Well and I try to, let me cut you off. I try to sing for real and I'm not a good singer. But I don't like it when people go up

and do karaoke ironically, unless it's like super ironically. Yeah. And I can't, I'm right in the middle. You would have a butterfly in a crazy town, for example. I don't know. You haven't got me stuck on this tongue ring. Isn't that what he says?

Sprung on your tongue ring. Sprung on your tongue ring. That is a better rhyme. You fucking idiot. It is really good. It's weird that those guys didn't like that. When you played it twice in a row. It was.

Those 15 dudes were like, bro, I was sprung on your tongue ring. So it's pretty funny. Jason and I are, David, I was sprung on your tongue. So it's pretty funny. Jason and I are, David, I've seen you kill a karaoke before. It's the power of personality. What's your go-to with normal pipes?

What's your karaoke song with the pipes you currently have? I don't really have a go-to. That's how little I end up. I'm usually pretty good for like one or two. We did karaoke, we did, what is it, the, which group was the one that does it in the little rooms? Oh, Baby Kettan.

Oh, Baby Kettan in Portland? Or here? You're talking about New York. In Denver, we did it for, last year for Valentine's Day, me and my lady and one of my good friends and his lady, we got private rooms. Just four people.

And just got shit-faced and sang love songs to each other. Oh, that's a great Valentine's Day. It was perfect. Jason and I are a little more karaoke friendly. We're into it. Yeah, a little more refined. Is that too short of a word? Ruff, refined, dude?

Something sugar can be? Keep going, we'll get there. We'll, yeah, we'll find ourselves a karaoke now than Isaac is a big fucking karaoke Yeah, I love me some karaoke. Yeah, hate to live up to stereotypes, but huh yeah, I hate to live up to stereotypes Just hot guys are like karaoke. What are you talking? Let's go with that actually yeah, I was gonna go with Yeah, one of those hot guys Beautiful men Walking out of a of a small bookshop with a I'm just one of those hot guys that likes to kick it. Yeah, we're just one of those beautiful men who enjoy singing.

Just walking out of a small bookshop with a small press poetry book. Just the tiniest bookshop. Poking out of the little paper bag so you can see it. Just peeking right out of the top. That does make me sound really pretentious. I think you telling us about how you do it in every city was the thing that made you sound really pretentious. I think you telling us about how you do it in every city was the thing that made you sound really pretentious. I okay okay I mean this is really if you commit to pretension it's cool again. I agree. It's like it's like the people who are on the fence those are the where you're like you don't fucking do that but if you do it then it's just like you have a hobby. And Isaac has the golden throat. Like he can sing. Yeah, the guy can suck a dick.

Isaac and Nancy Reagan, two golden throats. Me and Nancy. They call him the Nancy Reagan of Throat Felice. They call it Throat Felice when he's there, dude. Throat Felice? Yeah. Throat Felice? Throat Felice.

You do have a great voice. Yeah, it's beautiful. That's right. Your voice is so good that sometimes it's annoying. Sometimes? Yeah. I feel like most of the time people are annoying. He's like, no, no, no. Yeah.

It's so good most of the time people are like, when you go up and you're just like, well, fuck, I'm going next, dude. You know, it's one of those, you got one of those throats. I'm a personality hire for karaoke for sure. Same, big time. Same, same. Commitment, song choice one of those throats. I'm a personality hire for karaoke. Yeah, same, big time.

Commitment, song choice matters a lot. You gotta be in your range. Yeah, you gotta be in your, oh fuck. You ever like go way outside of your range? It's the worst. And then you gotta be, you gotta like, I'll drop it an octave and I gotta do it like this. You know what I get with karaoke is I get so excited

because I'm drunk doing karaoke that I find myself, I'm just yelling. Yeah, yeah. And then that's like not very good either. I feel like I criticize you twice in a row on some shit that I just, yeah, type shit. And... I don't think you're too much out of one of...

I love that you buy the poetry show. I love that you're like really living that life. And I think it's beautiful when you sing at karaoke. Thank you. Just to be clear. I didn't think you did, but coming off of it, I was like, go on, come on now. Last year at High Plains, you did,

what'd you do, Fall Out Boy? I did Tennessee Whiskey. Wow. That's a great one. See it picks. Oh. You were the one who asked me the question. You initiated the conversation.

I know. You asked me the question, I just answered you. You're culpable on this. Listen, we're not here to litigate what I said Don't cut it. I don't wanna lie to our audience. I feel like a few good men. Jesus. I just watched that for the first time like a month ago. That's wild. I had never seen that before. That's right in your alley.

Pretty good. The first time. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, I'd seen bits and pieces on Spike or whatever, but I've never seen the whole. Do you wanna get jacked up for a run or something? Yeah.

That's good, man. Now we can talk about you not having, us not needing you on that wall all day, but instead we heard a fantasy draft, karaoke songs we would sing if we had amazing voices. Now the way we determine the order of that draft is a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors, played between the three of you,

and we throw and shoot. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! I did, damn it! Oh, David wins! I did the thing where you don't, David yesterday go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! I did, damn it! Oh, David wins! I did the thing where you don't do, where you don't, David yesterday hipped us to this. He's like, he just holds it and then shoot,

and then he does, he doesn't do the. Yeah, but I got a zig when you zagged. That's why I came Casey at the Bat today. Yeah, dude, it was great. Did I ever tell you that I was gonna fail reading class in seventh grade, and so I made a deal with my teacher if I memorized Casey at the Bat and performed it, that he would pass me, and I did it.

How often do you think he jerks off to that memory? Mr. Bertus? Not a lot. You had a class called reading in seventh grade? We've talked about that. It's because there was a little mud filled in, she's fucking waxing off. I don't wanna get into the minutia of that, but yeah.

Oh! He's going crazy! Hey! But yeah, I memorized KC at the bat and performed it and he gave me, and he rewarded me with a D. I bet he did. He didn't have sex with me, Ian. That's not what I meant. Alright. That's not what I meant.

Alright, that's what I meant. I had sex with him. Alright, you rewarded him with a D. It was a free exchange of Ds. Anyway. A free exchange of Ds? Yes, yes. A free exchange of these nuts! Yeah.

Somebody had to. Somebody had to. Somebody had to. The nuts were hanging right there. David, as the winner isn't coming upon you to determine the order of today's draft, before you do that, I will remind you, it is a serpentine draft.

And what is that? That's a great question. It's like washing a window when you're on a scaffold. All right. Scaffolding or scaffold? Scaffolding. The thing that, you know, that you. Scaffolding, I think.

Scaffold, scaffold. Scaffold, scaffolding. What's a scaffolding? It's the same thing. What are you thinking? Same thing, same thing, those are the same thing. My window washers at my old crib used to repel into it. Oh yeah.

Batman used to wash his windows. No like platform? Set up because they would come down balcony to balcony. That's some Denver shit. Wow. We walked into David's apartment one time and they were just standing on his balcony. Yeah.

Some dudes on his balcony. Really? Yeah, it was nuts. With like tiny cameras. Choo choo choo choo. Microfiche. Yeah. I didn't like it. What do you know, dude? And David's documents were everywhere. My papers!

My documents! No! Shit, my documents were. Your attache case was wide open. Yeah, the documents played out. I don't think I own a document. You own a home. You own a home, you have a child.

Laura doesn't own a home.'t think I own a document. You own a document. You own a home. You own a home, you have a child. You're a married man, you have documents. I have documents? Yes, 100%. Is it passport?

Does the passport count? Is that a document? Yes. All right, I got at least one. That's a pertinent document. Oh, pertinent. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, well, that's on the cusp.

Sorry, my phone's blown up. Okay, cool. No. Just a lot of people from back home telling you they're proud of you. I'm gonna call you back. Hey man, great job using minutia. Isaac texted us.

Hey Sean, I hope you're doing what you love right now. With that, it's basically if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. With that in mind, what will the order lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not revisit it. Cool, cool, dude. Yeah. They don't know it was yesterday. That's what we did about it though. Two weeks ago, that's what you did two weeks ago. That was nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up.

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Terms at picksix.draftkings.com slash promos. And we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything, one of three podcasts in existence. Sus, sex revision, six trophies, that's it. There's some older ones that Jason did, you can go back and revisit those, but for this, those don't count.

There's only three active podcasts right now, so you know, have fun with it. David, it's time for your first pick. I'm gonna be honest, I put my list together. Yesterday I asked Isaac, and he said this song, and even with my whole list, it kept us. It's just, I just, I wanna sing it good. I'm taking it, I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston.

Oh, come on. Absolutely. Because you can't fuck it up. And there's so many big, don't make me cry. That's when the fireworks go off in the trailer. In the movie, that's when the fireworks go off. In the Rachel Mirren shit.

And then the, I don't wanna hunt her. I'm gonna be her hunter. Put her over that though. Lot of opportunities to like use the hands The choreography is important that is yeah And then yeah, don't make me yeah Like you rip the fucking That counts fabric fabric of the earth?

No, no, no. Yes it does. No, no, no. Fabric of earth, V? None of those words, dude. Not one of those words. A word that's in Joanne's fabrics, you think counts? I say it, I pronounce it.

I pronounce it the, but yeah. I also think my face would go crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah, you do the jaw thing. Oh, and I, must have my. I wanna, that's like it's gonna go nuts. Would you wear.

Like the feeling is climbing out of you. Yeah, it starts here and then it explodes. I don't think she's wearing this in the movie, but a classic Whitney Houston look is the white button down tucked into some light wash jeans. And I'd like to see you wearing that singing this. I want a we wearing the long sequined gloves and the silvery cap.

Okay, you want the full look. That was nuts. And everybody's like, who is this guy in shorts and a sequined cap? You're sitting in a booth in a karaoke bar. You're gonna cigarette? I think that guy's gonna cigarette. And at the end of it, the Costner lookalike

that you hired comes and sweeps you off the stage. Yeah, come on, come on. He's texting you like, is this, are you up soon? Because I do have a Yellowstone themed bar mitzvah to get to. Yellowstone bar mitzvah is crazy. I bet, I almost guarantee you there's been a Yellowstone-themed bar mitzvah.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They call it Dutton Ranch, but it's just like a petting zoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can shoot a horse. I've only seen the first episode of Yellowstone. But Kevin Costner shoots a horse

in the first three minutes. That's how it starts. Yeah. My mom loves him, do you know that? Loves Costner? Like, really, really loves him. I think a lot of moms love Costner shoots a horse in the first three minutes. That's how it starts. Yeah. My mom loves him, do you know that? Loves Costner? Like, really, really loves him. I was talking to her recently about the Baldoni lively saga, which she's very invested in.

And I was like, she was describing Justin Baldoni to me and she was saying that he, she described like seven different Mediterranean countries that he looks like, said he's gorgeous, beautiful, and like an Adonis. And then I asked her, so him or Costner, because she famously loves Costner, and she said Costner all the way. Over Baldoni, over the young stud.

She loves Costner. I get it. Who doesn't? I mean, Boulder, I mean, there's, that young Costner is on point. She likes every stage of Costner. He just keeps getting, he like- Draft Day?

Loves Draft Day. I just watched Draft Day like a week ago. It's good, dude. For the first time? For the first time? Second time, but I never paid attention. I didn't pay attention the first time. No Way Out. She loves No Way Out.

Is No Way Out the one where he's the, he's in DC? He's in, he's the Navy guy. That movie's great. Secretly a great movie. I watched it for the first time this year. He's got a. That movie's great. Secretly a great movie. I watched it for the first time this year. He's got a good voice. Yeah. It just sounds inviting.

Smells like California. Yeah. Like a fun, yeah. Way, dude. My mom got really into the Depp Heard saga. Really? Yeah, really. She got like TikTok pilled on it.

If you're watching, it happened. She got TikTok pilled on the Dep Herd thing. She's got big opinions about it. I won't share them here. You wanna know, you hit Sue Carmella. It'd be too incendiary. It'd be too incendiary. Yeah, dude.

We should connect Sue and Charlie and let them just run wild. We should get them on a group chat. Just let them run wild about it. My mom's been getting really into Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco romance lately too. My mom's into that as well. Yeah. Benny Blanco.

He's like a music producer. Okay. Little guy, bright eyes. Yeah. He looks. That's true. I don't know, it's not happening. That's a good, that's a good. You're absolutely correct.

He's a little guy with bright eyes. He's a little guy with bright eyes. You know what, Benny Blanco, he's married to Selena Gomez. Or they're married? He's written some of the biggest songs in the last 15 years. Yeah, he's the man. He's a little guy with bright eyes. You know what Benny Blanco, he's married to Selena Gomez or they're married? They're married? Some of the biggest songs in the last 15 years. He's the man. I'm pulling for them, by the way.

I haven't listened to music in about 16 years, so yeah. They're there, there's the two of them together. I wouldn't call them a traditionally handsome man, but he's getting it done, dude. Eyes, though. He's getting it done. He's so, forgive me if I reference this on this podcast before,

but that thing from the Bob Dylan movie where they're like, you can be hot or you can be ugly, you just have to be interesting. I think that's true. I think Benny Blanco is like, he's ugly but in a very interesting way, where you're like, I kinda like looking at him. It's kinda like he's eating blue cheese.

He's not ugly. Yeah, he is. No, that's an ugly dude. This picture especially. Well, there he looks like, he looks ratchet there. He looks like fucking, like, he looks like a caveman's wedding. It's okay. I guess I'm not as much of a dick as you,

so I think he's, I think he's all right. Well you're being a dick to our audience by lying to them right now, all right? And I'm being honest. Hey, volley it back. No, that wasn't what I was saying. No, but that was good as hell. Getting I'm being honest. Hey, volley it back. No, that wasn't. No, but that was good. It's getting shots up, dude.

Yeah, I have nothing by Whitney Houston's great pick. Great, great pick. Jason, it's not for your first pick. I am gonna, well, first let me say this. Let me preface my pick by saying this. Maybe an unlikely pick. Well, maybe an unlikely first pick, but I'm looking for songs that it's not just

like you're impressing your friends, but they're this song, if you do it correctly and the other songs are going to pick can open up other avenues in your life. So I'm going to turn up the heat to a boil. And by that, I mean, Susan boil. Wow. Wow. Whoa. I'm gonna pick, I Dreamed a Dream, the famous solo, Fantine solo from Les Miserables.

Made famous once again. Les Miserables. Les Miserables. Les Miserables. Real, real, like let your tongue. Les Miserables. Les Miserables. Les M a. Lez mizera. Lez mizera. Lez mizera.

Lez mizera. Lez mizera. Lez mizera. Yes. Come on. I'm a throat guy. Lez mizera. What are you with?

Throat goat. Throat goat. That's a rough nickname. Nancy Reagan, a happy valley dude. Whoever's got it, that's a rough nickname. Throat goat? It's an honor nickname. Nancy Reagan and Happy Valley. Whoever's got it, that's a rough nickname. The throat guy? The throat guy. It's an honorific.

It is. Made famous once again, some two decades ago, by our Scottish heroine, Susan Boyle, who famously sung the song for Britain's Got Talent, the UK's Got Talent. Yeah, because everybody's like, look, look at this chiffy bag. She can't do it. What's this bird up to? And then the, and then the- Proper fit.

This bird is, she was- She was not proper fit. She was not proper fit. She was, I didn't even know what that, it was an improper fit. British playing for ugly. But then her rendition was so peng. You know that one?

Peng? Oh, peng, yeah I do. Peng on. Oh, is that what they say? Yeah, peng. Okay. Which is kinda like cool, but in a kind of street slang way.

It was so good that it just vaulted her to worldwide fame. Yeah. And I love the song, I love, let me out. Great. And I think that this song is truly like heartbreaking. And I think if I could walk into karaoke and sing this, and then my friends blown away or like videoing it,

and then that video goes out, who knows? Now all of a sudden I'm on Broadway or something. You know what I mean? Like this is another three of us. Yeah, this goes viral. This goes viral. Guy in Nick's hat bodies Susan Boyle. Yes!

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Yes! Yes! I'm clicking. Holy shit! I'm clicking immediately. Oh my God. Right? Yeah. Immediately. I'm clicking immediately. Right? Yeah. Immediately.

I'm like, let's see what's going on. Oh shit. I'm telling my girl. And then it's Les Mis. He didn't do it to Susan Boyle. I dream the dream of this world. You're just showing strangers? Check out, check out this dude.

Life worth living. Yeah. That's, I think- That's the way I won her Oscar for it. That's right. Susan Boyle got on for it. That's right. It's time for me to go.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to living. Yeah, it's great. That's, I think- I think I won her Oscar for it. That's right. Susan Boyle got on for it. That's right. It's time for part three.

Let's go. Come on. It's also, there's something to a song that's almost kind of quiet, if you wanna nail. You know, like it's like not too much other work going on. That's right. Yeah, that's a great pick.

That's the, in the, that's where she's like cutting off her hair. Yeah, dude. Les Mis? Les Mis? Have I seen Les Mis? No, I've never seen Les Mis. Les Mis is great. I'm gonna say Les Mis is off the board. I had a song that I sing at karaoke with a bad voice,

One Day More. Oh, One Day More. My wife and I. One Day More! Another day, another destiny. This never-ending road to hell. with a bad voice, One Day More. My wife and I. One day more. Another day, another destiny. This never ending road to Calvary. Is it one of those you can talk sing it songs?

Sounds like what you're doing. You can sing parts of it. So One Day More is like the medley. So there's a little bit of I dream to dream in it. It's like a mishmash of like all these different parts. Dana and I, there is a baby kitten in Portland, they have it broken down by all the different parts, and we will go back and forth

doing the male and the female parts. But Dana's one of those people like Isaac, who has a really good voice. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, so I'm just saying. Dana does? Oh yeah. I didn't know that.

It's insane how many things she's good at. It's truly, other than picking parts. Not gonna pick it up. God damn it, I was about to say it. Well, my alacrity bested you. Oh! Dude, that's nefarious. Okay!

Let's go! Dude, you're being nefarious right now, bro. Type shit. Type shit. Nefarious type shit. Nefarious type shit. Oh, I mean, I get into nefarious type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You were at the comedy store last night. We know you're into nefarious type shit. Nefarious type shit. Oh, I mean, I get into nefarious type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were at the comedy store last night. We know you were in nefarious type shit. It's so red. It's just, you feel like at the zoo when, did you, this is too specific. You just feel, I feel like an animal when I'm there. Like a bad house or what? They used to have this thing where it's like,

this is what an owl sees. This is what a wolf sees. And when you looked out, like the wolf one, I think it was red. Like they had red vision. I think that was just South Dakota Zoo being like, is there anything we can do with a red light bulb? Yeah, how do we keep him here for 30 more feet?

Somebody stole an eight, our elephant. Is there anything we can do with red light bulbs? Tell these kids to throw wolf seeds. So they're really scared of them. I dream to dream is great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sean, tell me your first pick, dude.

First thing that came to my mind, Dream a Little Dream by Mel Torme, his version. Okay. I would, if I could do that at karaoke. The Velvet Fog. The Velvet Fog. Oh my God, it would be, it's one of the best songs, I love that song.

You know, I brought it up to, I pitched it as a, let's dance to this at our wedding, and Laura shut it down so quick. Is this the one that Karen Carpenter would later go on to? The stars shining up above you. Yeah, it's, night breezes seem to whisper, I love you. But Mel Torme's, he's just got that sauce in there.

Like it's a little bassy. Yeah. I just, I've always wanted to be able, it's one of my favorite movies too, Dream Little Dream, the Corys. What movie is that? Meredith Salinger and the Corys, and then Jason Robards.

Jason Robards. Robards. One of the most insane films. And Piper Laurie. It's fucking crazy, dude. It's kind of a body switch movie, but not really. What is it? Kind of a body switch movie.

So, right, so. I don't know how else to describe it. You're not gonna be able to explain it. That's what it is. That's what it is. So, Corey Haim and Jason Robards, essentially, so Jason Robards is like super into deep meditation and sort of lucid dreams.

Lucid dream counts, right? No. Little bit? No. Fuck you, dude. I'm just, no. I wanna pull it like I see it, all right? This is a consistent referee.

But he's into lucid dreams and his wife is Piper Laurie, right? That's right. And'm just, no, I wanna pull it like I see it, all right? This is a consistent referee. But he's into like lucid dreams and his wife is Piper Laurie, right? And so they meditate in the backyard trying to like have, be awake during their dreams, in case you don't know lucid dream means you idiot. And then Corey Haim gets in a bike accident with Meredith Salinger while they're meditating and that somehow switches their minds.

So Jason Robards is now in Corey Haim and he has to figure out a way, Corey Feldman, sorry. Astral projecting into their bodies. I always thought it was astral, it's astral, right? Astral, yeah. Like astral world. I thought it was. No, it's asshole projection.

That's what I did this morning, dude. That's what the store will do to you. Astral projecting is when Jeff Bagwell comes over and screens a movie at your house. Anyway, Dreaming Little Dreams is dope as hell. If you want to like it, it's dope. If you don't wanna like it, it's not gonna be dope. If you don't wanna like it,

it's a little bit like a flashback. Yeah, it's just a weird movie. But it's also got rock, you remember that Michael Damien song, Rock On? Well, whoever did it first. It wasn't Lou Reed. Who was it? Is that Blue? Dream, baby queen, rock on. Yeah. So Michael Damien did a cover of that song.

And that was like the big track for Dream a Little Dream. That was like the movie theme song. It's kind of the beginning of Corey Feldman's like Michael Jackson shtick. Absolutely the beginning. Cause he does a whole thing. He's even got the lock hanging down and he's got the, yeah, the whole like bleacher dance scene. Weird that that was the big song and not the eponymous

dream a little dream of me. Wow. I don't even know what it means. And you used it. It means the same as titular. Yeah. Sure. I was going to say that. Big natural. You beat you used it means the same as titular. Yeah

Sure, I was gonna say that you beat me to it Do you think Over there drinking a Coors light fat natties, bro I know these bro. I know these. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, Mel Torme man, Dream a Little Dream. It's just like honey in his voice. If you haven't listened to his version of that song,

listen to it, it's fantastic. You know Mel Torme could probably like give a beautiful blow job. If he like had it. He's got the lips. If he had it in his mouth and got the velvet fog going, do you think that would probably feel great? I think that's how he got that name.

Yeah. You know, but like. That's what you think a good blowjob sounds like. Yeah. But from him. Yeah. Those micro vibrations. Into that Himalayan throat singing kind of thing.

Yeah, yeah. While you're deep in there. That throat singing. Yeah, while you're all the way in there. Ta-boom, dah, dah. Heena, heena, heena. You've never got a tube andand-throat singing blowjob? Bro.

And now you're married. Yes, I have. It's never, it's off the table. It's off the table. That's not gonna happen. That shit, the train has left the station, unfortunately. You can get her a masterclass on how to do it. Yeah.

How will she, no, you gotta start like, man. Laura, stop watching this five minutes ago. Dream a Little Dream of Me by Mel Torme and the Velvet Fog. Love it. My first pick is uh... It's gonna suck, dude. I don't know where this... I don't know if it's Rancor or something.

Cause I can't think of a big word, that's why. What about Rancor? Yeah, I'll count it. Yeah, all right. R-A-N-K-O-R. R-A-N-C-O-R. Shit. Also with the name of a pit monster. Yeah, that's right. R-A-N-K-O-R. R-A-N-C-O-R. Shit. Isaac.

Also with the name of a pit monster. Yeah, that's right. Isaac Flyby Home. The Jedi. What? I am driving you to the airport later, I think. Yeah, I'm gonna drop Keish to get a flight tonight. I miss my daughter so much.

I get it, I get it. Make your pick. I'm going to take both parts, every night, like often, oft times, karaoke places will have this. Both parts of Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. Wow. The George Michael Elton John duet,

where he says in the song, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John. You're gonna say that too. I'm gonna say that too. I'm gonna spin and then I'm gonna sing Elton John's part. I could bend my steering wheel when that song comes. It's so icy. So fucking good.

And the ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John, I get goosebumps. I swear to God, they didn't know he was there. I maintained in that song, they had no idea that he was there. Why not let ourselves believe that? Where was he at, like Wembley or something? Where was he?

Must've been somewhere big like that, Wembley or whatever that oasis was. I bet you they didn't know. It was way before the internet. Well, maybe not way before, but right-ish. But I bet it was like a legit surprise. Maybe people speculated, but. I'd go fucking nuts, dude.

If I wanted to go, if I'd be skunk, they'd go nuts. They do go nuts, and that's the best part of the song. Yeah. It is. I haven't heard it. I was trying to, I was gonna get in. No way, really.

This is new AFE. Oh man. Sing it, sing it. It's Don't let the sun go down on me Bow-na-na-na It's only when I see But losing everything

Would be like the sun going down on me Ladies and gentlemen, Elton Shawn. Yeah. Nefarious. The sun going down on me. Ladies and gentlemen, Elton Sean. Yeah. Nefarious. I can't remember how he starts. Wouldn't it be funny if he said it'd be like your son going down on me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a whole different song. Your enjoyment of the song, you start just be like, this is amazing, and then you go through, it would be like your son going down on me, and then you get over that and you go back to just enjoying the song for what it is. That's a good song.

That's all part of the process. That's a good song. When he says though, so he does the, I think the first verse and then he just goes, he goes, ladies and gentlemen, Elton John. And the crowd just goes nuts. That's awesome. And I forget, how does he kick in, Elton?

I'm looking it up right now. I can't remember. For some reason I can't remember, but it is just so good. I like that. It's just, yeah. I'm gonna say, Elton John. I can't, I can't lie. I can't lie or whatever.

I can't lie. And Elton just bounces on it too when he steps in. It's so fun. It's his song. I can't find. Wait, we're. I can't find. It's, yeah, he goes nuts. Oh, fuck, yeah, I can't find.

That's how Elton starts. Oh, fuck, I forgot how to play the piano. Oh, fuck, I fuck you fucking cunts, fuck you fucking pigs, fuck that, that, that, that. He is like that. Elton John, very like, very, yeah, cusses a lot. I like that a lot. What a flex.

Yeah, it's great. I saw Ira at the Golden Globes, he was there. I almost smashed into him, because there's like, backstage, the host, like Nikki Glaser, she has her little dressing room that you're in, like trying to write jokes in the moment, and then there's a presenter bathroom. There's one bathroom back there,

it's real tight quarters. Wow. So if you do do. If you do do, you can't do do. Yeah, what if you gotta blow it up? You can't blow it up. You don't take a shit there. If you're Elton John, you can take a shit.

Yeah. Yeah, you should probably. You should take a shit. It's polite to do. If I knew Elton John had just taken a shit in the bathroom, I would walk into that bathroom. I'd go in faster. And I'd breathe it in.

Breathe deeper. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know if I'd mouth it, but I would. Yeah. Take it in. And just take it with me. Yeah, I think you have to. Brandi Carlisle was walking back to the back.

I do hope for a lot of dudes at the airport who aren't Elton John, so it might be. No, no, that guy's wearing a mask. And I was coming around the corner really quick because I had to run out and change something in the script and that close to smashing it Elton John. Yeah, but that song, dude, if you could sing both parts of it and just fucking crush it. And when you do the Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elton John. People go Yeah, but that song, dude, if you could sing both parts of it and just fucking crush,

and when you do the Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elton John. People go nuts. They go nuts. Yeah. My, I don't know if this is cheating because this is one that my big sister and I will do. That's not cheating. Okay, good.

The Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elton John part, because my big sister is another, she's another Isaac. Amazing voice, like really, really good. So I'll do the George Michael and she'll come in and fucking crush the Elton John part. So that's my first pick. And you got a good voice too, don't you know? I was waiting.

You do, you do. I was waiting. I did not have to say it. I was waiting, no, nobody knew. In that original tone tenor range. Yeah, I have a- You can't really get up there. No, I don't, you don't want me up there.

Yeah. You don't want me up there. Can you go, woo, can you do that? I can I can I thought gonna sound good like like it did when I did It's not good. If I'm down in that The high baritone low tenor range You're not even nothing even singing the lyrics you're just doing that What do you want? What do, what is it? Chords is when it's all together.

What's it called when it's separate? Arpeggios. Arpeggios scales. I just go in there and I run, I'm like play whatever. I'm just gonna run through my arpeggio scales. And then they put on Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine. Hey.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! I'm like play whatever I'm Killing in the name of my rage against the machine Everybody use the bathroom now is the time this is just for me. I wrote a song called sexy ghost Man this is fun, sorry. My next song is, I think like, I think if you can, like a really good chorus is key to this. To like getting- Yeah, get the audience on your side. The audience on board.

And if you have an amazing voice, you can get yourself in between those amazing choruses. And the song I'm gonna take, because it has like an iconic chorus, and then whatever's in between, I think people don't really know. Iconic. Iconic.

But when you hit this chorus, I'm taking Why by Annie Lennox. Whoa! Which one, help me out. Which one is that? Well, the only, the- Jason, right? Why!

Oh yes, yes. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa And if you do that with pipes, , I think it's pretty rated. I know, well you're Isaac, so you probably do know about Annie Lennox. I do not know who Annie Lennox is. Oh, see, okay. The Eurythmics, you know who the Eurythmics are?

The Eurythmics? Yeah. Sweet dreams are made of these. Oh, I know that too. You probably know it as a Marilyn Manson song, but somebody did it first. I think about that episode of The Simpsons where he goes, I am watching you through a camera.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the song? Never heard you do Dracula. Here Comes the Rain Again. No girl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking Annie Lennox, dude. Oh my God. Walking on Broken Glass. Beep, boop, boop, boop. Ooh, that shit. Walking on Broken Glass. You know what that shit makes me?

Walking on Broken Glass. That song makes me think of drinking country time lemonade in 94 Yeah! In a brightly lit kitchen What about, what about Do do do do do Ah! Familiar?

No No more I love you That's why I woke David up today Do do do do do do Ah! It's so good Also you didn't wake me up Yeah I didn't wake you up, David woke me up

I was on the couch and he's so good. She's a master. You didn't wake me up. Yeah, I didn't wake you up. David woke me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on the couch and he's like, big dog, it's 10.30. I swear to God, he said exactly that.

Hey, big dog, it's 10.30. But the lyrics in between on why, hold on, are like, cause she kind of like sing talks them. Yeah. How many times do I have to try to tell you that I'm sorry for the things I've done? And you can kind of like, you've got a real good voice, you can kind of sing, you know, give each of those a little dip, each of those a little dip.

I'm not brave enough to sing why with my current voice, but we'll see, maybe I'll get there. Hey, when the Patreon gets to 40K a month, we'll get Ian vocal lessons. We'll get vocal lessons. We'll let him open it up. And I'll fucking open it up. If the Patreon gets to 40,000 a month,

I'll fly to whatever city you're in and sing you this song in your living room. You'll fucking. That's a promise. I promise you. That's a lot of people, dude. That's a bunch of plaintiffs. Well, the one that tipped it over.

Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like a lottery. I swear on a stack of Bibles I would do that. We'll go sing Why By Annie Lennox in their living room? Yep. We'll all go do it. Yeah, we'll all go.

No, I don't want you fucking assholes there. I wanna go by myself. Just to be clear, we're at like about $45 right now in the page. $45. $45. Why By Annie Lennox. Love it. Love it. I'm a father now, so maybe I will try singing it. I haven't been to karaoke since becoming a father. Have you ever thought about juicing for karaoke,

like getting vocal lessons? Do people do that? I think they must. I don't know what the range of vocal lessons does. Yeah, how much? I don't know how. I think a lot of it is building your, I've had this thought,

because I want to be able to sing and I want to be able to dance, and I think just somebody building my vocal lessons is a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's of it is building your, I've had this thought, because I want to be able to sing and I want to be able to dance. And I think just somebody building my confidence up would help me be able to sing. Like it's in you, right? And it's a lot of like-

There's diaphragm work. There's that there. I said diaphragm first, that counts for sure. There's diaphragm work. I don't know if diaphragm counts. That's an anatomical word. Yeah. Well anatomical counts, dickhead.

It does, yeah. I guess it does. Well that's just not my trial here. I. Well anatomical counts, dickhead. Yeah, it does, yeah. I guess it does. Well, I think it's not on trial here. Whatever, dude. I think a lot of singing lessons,

like the utility is just like someone coming in and being like, don't sing that song. 100%. Wow. You can't do that one. Oh, interesting. That, they tell you what your, like, what your range is. Yeah.

That's what they did with like the rock in like Moana and stuff, right? Like they were very, like- He's talk singing. You can right? Like they were very like talk saying you can sing in this range And you can do a good job in this way good job Yeah, I asked Laura about this all the time because she's a really good singer and chill like she can just hear No, she can recognize notes. Can you guys do that? Yeah Get out of here. But I can't do it at all. I can't hear any, I'm like I have no idea if that's the note from, like if I just sang some song she would be able to tell me if I was hitting the note. I have no idea. No clue. But can you recognize a song like when you hear a snippet of it?

Yeah. Yeah like Shazam. So you're just like, like if I was to play like the first two seconds of Butterfly. Yeah, I can recognize it. All those pricks down in Hermosa Beach can't recognize it for the goddamn... I don't think that was the problem. Poetry, poetry, if you will, that it is. Jerks. Can I go? Leave or like pick? Yeah, pick, pick.

How do you pick? I'm going to go Emotions by Mariah Carey. Wow! OK, that's the one where she's like... I'm gonna go Emotions by Mariah Carey. Wow! Ooh! Wow! Okay. Cause she has that crazy. That's the one where she's like. Ah!

That falsetto. Yeah. That shit breaks windows dude. Yeah. And if I could do that. And then holding that note. Ah! Uh huh.

That was, cause I know she had songs before that, but I feel like that was the one that like. The whistle tone. Holy buckets. Let me tell you something. I feel like that song is taxing even without that. Yeah. I don't think she can do it anymore.

She might not be able to. I think if you walked into a karaoke place and slammed emotions, it would bring the house down. It wouldn't be nuts. Yeah. But this is one, like there's no wiggle room. You have to absolutely nail it. You have to.

If you don't, then you're just a fucking joke. I kind of think everyone who can hit that note is a professional singer. I don't think there's anyone on earth who can do that who's not actively engaged in being a professional singer. When she was singing that, you're like, I know it's singing, but it's also just, you're just, you're doing something that I can't do.

It's like Michael Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of, it's like, right, you have to be incredibly gifted. He was in Mariah Carey at basketball this day. A lot of people are like, that's why she wore that jersey dress, you know? Don't even bring that up.

What are you doing with that jersey dress? Holy buckets. Trying to give you a boner, dude. Boner. It ain't gonna be too hard. I'm hungover in mesh shorts. That's a boner right there. That is a boner recipe.

That is a very clear boner recipe. No, man, emotions, that song is just. Because you gotta have the talent, and then you also have to have the training. I think like somebody has to kind of help you get. We're still talking about getting boners. Getting boners and mesh shorts. Yeah, it's just, what were,

I hate to make you do this, but your computer's right there. What was the timeline in her songs, without saying picks, but like I feel like that was her third or fourth song. I think that's her first album. I think that's her first album. I think that's her first. My mom had that tape.

Yeah, that's on. Was that like the first hit she had? Yeah, because that was because. No, the first hit was something of love. I got a vision of love. A vision of love. Vision of love was the first. But that's the same album, right?

Yes, that's it. Because then she came back with like, Always Be My Baby and that kind of thing. Well, that was like late 90s or mid 90s. Because then she came later after the divorce. She was showing a lot more off. Was she married to Clive Davis? No, not Clive Davis.

Am I making that up? Was she married to Clive Davis? Tommy Metolla. Tommy Metolla, yeah okay. All right. Tommy Metolla never lied. CNC Music Factory wrote this song. Damn. Man, gonna wrote this song. Damn.

Man, gotta make me sweat. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Clavellis and David Paul. Trying to get a nut, so move your butt. That would never have been what I thought CNC stood for. It's just two new names. Did I sound like Freedom Moons right there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did. Not just there. All day so far. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut. So move your butt to the dance floor. Everybody over here, everybody over there. Somebody who's either Isaac or Jason,

you might know what this means. Cary's vocal range spans five octaves and five semitones on the track. From B with a little two to G with a little seven. I don't know why that hit me so hard. From B with a little two. Because I don't know what that is. It looks like B half a note. With a little seven. I don't know why that hit me so hard from B with a little two. Cause I don't know what that is. It looks like B squared to G.

You need to take vitamins, bro. Take vitamins. Take fucking fish liver oil, bro. Yeah, me too. Fuck what we've got to do. Keep that shit lubricated. Yeah, you gotta stay slippery. Does slippery and lubricated count?

No. All right, okay. Cool. Not too far behind. Yeah, emotions. That's a great one. Thank you. That's a great one.

Okay. I was nervous about it. That's great, yeah. A little bit. If implicit in the pic is that you nail it, then that's a great pic. I think that's... Yeah, we're saying you nail it.

You walk out and nail it. You walk out and nail it. You walk out and nail it. You have perfect pipe. But you have this, in my mind, I'm like, I have this singer's pipe. So I'm like, Kelly Clarkson couldn't sing that song. You know what I mean?

Kelly Clarkson might be able, she is pretty icy. She can't, the whistle tone is crazy. The range is incredible. I mean what's awesome is, and so my pick, my next pick, and I picture it the same way as your pick, is that this track starts, they see you up there, they see me up there and they're like, oh no. This fucking guy.

Give me a break. What's this guy, they see the song? So I'm gonna go with Man in the Mirror. Wow. Ooh, if you hit that off, he's right, I'm with you on it. Because it's got that so, boom, bam, boom. They see me up there like, no. And do you start with that weird thingy?

Are you doing the squeaks? I'm doing those, yes. You're doing the squeaks. So I'm doing all the squeaks because that to me is why I'm picking the song is all these little, ah. Yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

And one also. Make a change. Yeah. It's the lyrics and you know. It's all those little droplets of things that are hitting you, right? And then there's the message, which is unbelievable. That's what I'm saying.

The lyrics in that song, like you see a man, what is it, man on his own without a nigger alone? A man on the street, with a laugh to me, and who am I to be mine, pretending not to see her and me. Yeah. That's amazing. That's, blind pretending not to see or weep? Yeah. I would like to see. And he has that like. What if somebody did that with their normal pipes

and still really tried to just like. You have to respect it. Full commitment matters as much as like. He did so much. Somebody shows up with a glove on and you're like I know what you're gonna do. He did so much extra like that shit is like glove on and you're like, I know what you're gonna do. That shit is like, you know what I mean? When you listen to like, Smooth Criminal.

And it's barely words that he's saying. It's not even words. We watched the Ant Farm version of Us. We did. It's not good. I don't like it. You're like, crazy, Tavon. You don't like Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm?

He's nuts. He's nuts. We were trying to figure out how they got that song. That would have got in her Mosa. That's crazy. How'd they get that song? Right, so that's what I was saying. I don't think it's all legal. I don't think it's all about board Major label yeah They're allowed to pay as long as you pay publishing publishing you're allowed to do any song. But wasn't Michael Jackson nuts with that shit? You just have to pay, whatever the price is. He might have been like, okay, let's set these guys.

Hey Michael, Alien Ant Farm wants to do this. All right. I should mow. All right. I think there's a, is there a set price? Do you, maybe you understand this more. Gonna feel real good. Well Laura just had to go through this

with the documentary she's making. There is a set, there's your boy right there. It's a great song. He the fucking line down his head? He's Googling Lex Luthor, that's his boy. Lex Luthor. He just does it sometimes. There he is, he's still out there.

This is like every iteration of Lex Luthor iteration. Nothing, huh? That's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a cusp. I think it's good. It's a cusp, yeah, iteration. Yeah, man, Man in the Mirror, it really hits. If you also nail the way he runs through,

like, but I'm not to eat, you know, just like really runs through that. If you just read the lyrics, you wouldn't sing it that way. But I'm not to eat, but you didn't see them weeping. A solid disregard. Broken, A broken bottle top? Is that what he says? I think, yeah.

What does that mean? Oh, just like a broken glass? Oh, I'm starting the whole... Everyone's jumping in. Well, that... Absolutely. So many songs, you're gonna get a lot of help. Big chorus.

Big chorus. Oh my God. Big chorus. They were doing it when we were... I don't know if you noticed, when we were at Cafe Du Monde in New Orleans, there was a lady on the street just singing and she did Man in the Mirror. Absolutely.

And it went up. Yeah. It went up, everybody. There was a lady in the cafe just standing up dancing. It went up. And then you've got that end where you can just, like improv on it. Yeah.

You know? You know! You know! You can just like put all the sauce and all the grit you want on it. Yeah. You know, you know, you can just like put all the sauce and all the grit you want on it. You can say the name of the bar you're at if you want to. Yeah. We call it, I'll be pointing out people in the crowd. The Roost, the Roost. Oh, oh, oh, get a cutty sock, come on.

That was me last night. That was me last night. David was, he took a sip and he's like, this is bad. Bad. And David can handle himself. And I like, just to see your face pucker up like that. That shit was tough on me. I didn't even give it a sniff, that stuff last night.

Six years ago, I'd have been like, I'll right there with you. Somebody brought us that bottle once and it was just a, we can't leave the city. I remember that. I remember that little, that the brief dalliance you had it was just, we can't leave the city. I remember that. I remember that little, that, the brief dalliance you had with getting Cuddy Sark on the road.

Dalliance? Dalliance? Yay! I forced it. I forced it. No, it's good. But dalliance is in your repertoire. Yeah, yeah.

Bro. Hell yeah, dude. That's why you graduated college. Seven years, it took seven years. I'm still a 14th grader. To do a little standup for you. I'm still a 14th grader. That's good.

Boom. Hey man. Is that in the new hour? That, I'm still a 14th grader. Boom. Amen. Is that in the new hour? That's right. It's in the old hour. Girl, Dad. Watch it now. Birth of a Nation with a G. I'm just gonna put it out on YouTube.

I swear to God, we're looking for somewhere to put it. Nobody wants it. And I don't have any like, I got like a thousand, thank you by the way, everybody who's on the YouTube, my YouTube, but I think we're just gonna put it out. Put it on YouTube. It's not, right? And just if you wanna watch it, watch it.

Let the people see it. I recorded it a year and a half ago. Let them see it. I forgot to do my plugs. Watch a couple of videos. Watch the Late Late Show with James Gordon. Watch the Late Late Show with James Gordon. Game on.

Brother we're in person again. It's me, it's Venus Williams, it's Gronk, Bobby Lee. I went to the one with Rhonda Rousey. Watch the Super Bowl. Yeah. I went to the one with Rhonda Ross. Yeah I'm gonna be watching the Super Bowl Dude play fucking Ultima online, you know, let's take a way back ever quest ever You know, let's take a way back, bro. Everquest? Everquest, wow.

You're walking to Everquest? Evercrack. Evercrack. Oh no. David, it's time for your second and third picks. Okay, so this is one, I want them to play the intro of the song from the movie, but it's just got so many epic parts that if you could nail it, it makes you wanna cry.

I'm taking Circle of Life. Oh! Oh, yeah. But when I walk up, I want it to be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, You sing it. Right. Whoa. You're wireless micing. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's just. And then you got your big Lion King hat on. Yeah.

Julie Tayboard's there with the fucking puppet. I'm just like the Lion King on Broadway. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to the Lion King in Portland. It is, it is phenomenal. It's great. I'm talking about the movie.

Yeah. Now we went to the play. It's crazy good. Anyway, I know it's not worth talking about. It means you come out in San Francisco. I just like that song. Also a lot of great fun lines. It's so epic.

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds. Vagabonds, dude. Come on, let's go. That makes me cry on an airplane no matter what. What about that? There's more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than can ever be done. Come on, man.

There's also that big, this is that one big drum at the beginning. Yeah. Or at the end, at the end. It's just so good. It's so good. And that's another one where if I saw somebody, I'd be like, God damn.

Somebody with like a beautiful deep voice. Hey, Laura, we gotta talk. I saw someone sing The Lion King the other time. Just call it The Lion King. I had my max shorts on, you know what happened. Boner City, baby. Two Elton John's on the list already. Yeah, he might come up again if I'm being honest.

He's on, I got one. Yeah, I don't have anything else to say about that. No, it's phenomenal. This is going different than I thought it was. Kind of nervous, but I was worried that they were all gonna be the same. You were worried that there weren't gonna be any fake rapes on the table.

Fapes, dude. No, you were worried. I put it in my writer and I'm like, if you don't figure it out, I'm not doing the show. Figure out what fapes are. They got it. They did. I got some fapes over there. They also had felt drapes. So they doing the show. Figure out what fapes are. They got it. They did. I got some fapes over there.

They also had felt drapes. So they took a lot of different approaches to fapes. Some for real bathing apes, David's got off to the side here. You know, a lot of fapes. You brought two pairs of shoes. I brought three pairs of shoes, big dog, I do this. Comment? Type ship.

Yeah, type ship. Well, you are him, I guess. Comment? Type ship. Type ship. Well, you are him, I guess. David, time for your third pick. This is another one. You see it done a lot. Okay. But I never see anybody nail it. Yeah.

You know when you'll see somebody nail it, it's like an American Idol audition. That's, yeah. And it's like, it's really like, you can do it your own way and really kill it. Like, so it's like a little different than the regular, because the regular is a group, but people can sing it. I'm thinking California Dreamin'. Yeah. All the leaves are, all the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray, and the sky is gray. I wait for a, I wait for a walk on a winter's day. I Don't know the last part, but I stopped into a church Come on, it's so good

In Once Upon a Time in Hollywood It's the long new way So that scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood where Timothy Olyphant Goddamn all my men Goddamn all my deers I began to pray Isaac went to the board so quick I began to pray

You started screaming and Isaac went to the board so quick Isaac's like, no, Carmel, you're doing it. Did you see his hand? Yeah. We're in the clear, right? We can sing. We can sing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can sing. Okay, yeah. Come give me Spotify. Yeah. That scene in One Spot of Time in Hollywood where Timothy Olyphant's leaving, it's like the dusk scene, but they play a version of that and I don't know who sings it, but it's like the dusk scene, but they play a version of that

and I don't know who sings it, but it's like, I went for a walk. It's a slow version. Yeah. Right. I didn't know you'd seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Not the best story. Have you seen that movie? I'm a fan. Why don't you ever talk about it on the podcast? Guess the other movie I have downloaded on my phone. Be a friend real quick. Either one of you. What's the other?

So I have two movies on my phone downloaded. I know what it is. It's a Stray Da Com have two movies on my phone downloaded. I know what it is. It's a straight out of Compton. It sure is. Yeah. Those stay on my phone. Hell yeah. Right and left.

That'll handle any fight right there. Type shit. Yeah. I just, I sit down in the middle seat like type shit. I just show the old man next to me. Straight out of Compton. Oh, what's up bro? Type shit.

You want my other earbud? Pardon me sir. They're wireless dude. You can barf. bro type shit. You want my other earbud? Pardon me sir. They're wireless dude, you can barf. Pardon me sir, do you want my other earbud? You ever heard the lyrics to this movie bro? Sorry, I couldn't help, I couldn't help notice you. I can't help, you're just watching the window bro, you got.

Sean, you got two Los Angeles movies on your phone at all times. Yeah. Interesting. Two of the best movies ever made. I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

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I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I agree with the mamas. Right. Papas are tough. Oh, it's the mamas and the papas. I didn't even know who sang it. I thought it was the Eagles for some reason. Those part where we were coming in, those backing part, that's so fundamental to it. So if the track has that,

or if you get some pips up there with it. Ooh, some pips. I was thinking, I like it when people do it by themselves. But you just, the pipes have to be so big that you don't miss the backing. So they're doing it? No, it by themselves, but you just the pipes have to be so big that you don't miss the so they're doing it No, no, no. No, I mean you just you don't even have the backing you just yeah But like the pipes are so big that it overcomes. Yeah, but pips I would rather have to be fun I'd rather have pips or you just like have two dudes sitting by the sitting by the stage. Oh like plants

Yeah, they don't even know and then I give it to them. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. What if you have the news up there with you? Like Huey Lewis's news? Yeah, I thought I was gonna hit harder. I thought of it and I was like, get it out of your mouth, that's so funny.

Didn't work. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I really thought I was gonna hit. Jason, time for your third pick. My third pick, gosh, I'm kind of, I'm gonna go with this, I need a big chorus, and I want something that starts slow but builds, so I'm gonna go Queen, Somebody to Love.

Oh yeah. You can't, somebody, anybody. How's it start? Find me, somebody to love. How's it start? Find me somebody to love. And then you've got that. And the big chorus. Now you do kind of need that chorus,

but I think you can involve the room. Yeah. And man, it's just such a banger. That's another one where like you have to do it exactly. You have to. How it's to be done. Freddie Mercury, he set the bar up here. It's a tightrope.

It's a tightrope. Way up there. We just watched that Live Aid performance the other day. Yeah. That dude. In New Orleans. I mean. I was gonna say we do that again

and then you did it again and he was. I'm just gonna get home and do that to Lord and I. Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum do if you showed up to like midnight. I think you'd love it. With this mustache. I got the beautiful. I'm not far off from Mercury. No, yeah. Mercury. Mercury. Mercury. Mercury.

Ian. That's crazy. Yeah. You do. Isaac, can Ian borrow your studded, your studded bicep band you're wearing Yeah Alright, alright! Steve walks to the down the street with a brimful when I'm no Alright! Oh, that's fantastic. That is fantastic. When I have the mustache, I'm never too far from Mercury.

You've never really brought that up, but you're right. Yeah, somebody to love. Good job. It's so good. It's the best thing on my feet. Take a look It's so good. Yeah man. It's there on my feet. Take a look, take a look in the mirror. It's like a great operatic. It's wonderful.

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it'll be me. You know what, before you say that, I did want to, that Somebody to Love, I forgot about the end. Yeah. That, find me somebody to love. Find me somebody to love. Find me somebody to love.

That'll get the bar going. Somebody, somebody, somebody, find me somebody to love. That'll get the bar going. Somebody, somebody, somebody, find me somebody, find me somebody to love. That's fucking clutch. That'll get the whole bar stomping on the ground. The whole bar stomping. Even if you never heard the song, you're like, okay, so they're just gonna repeat this a little bit,

I'll sing. I've got the flavor. I need to do some karaoke soon. We gotta get into it. Yeah. Let's get into it. Ivan Carmel's here next weekend. Let's go. Get him out there. Yeah, let's go. into it. Yeah. Let's get into it. Ivan Carmel's here next weekend. Let's go. Get him out there.

Yeah, let's go. He fucking gets down. Let's get in the mix. I know he does. He'll sing LA Woman by the Doors, a karaoke. He doesn't care. LA Woman. He sang Hands Across the Water.

That uncle, like that Paul McCartney song. He picks weird songs. My dad has weird, big Zappa guy. But that hands across the water, water. It's not a karaoke song at all. What do you think about that? I was just looking up the name of my next song. All right.

And what is that pick? Evanescence, Back to Life. Come on. Wake me up. Can't wake up. Okay, so if you, okay, so this is a song that I feel like gets way too much shit. It's a good song. Good vocal.

It is a good song. That guy's kind of a tool, but it's still all right. He does the job he was hired to do. And that song, if you do it, I feel like this is the perfect amount of irony where the bar would be like, okay, and if you hit it, you're in. No, I think that gets him going crazy. By the way, guess how many listens it has on Spotify.

I just looked it up. Guess how many. Can we guess how close we have to be? 643 million. I think a billion. I think it's a close, yeah, I would say close to a billion. Do you want me to look? No, I looked, I already know.

I think it's 1.2 billion. 1.4 billion. Whoa! Yeah, bro. Amy Lee, right? Amy Lee. Yeah. Anyway, that song, it just, it's so,

it's just so, if you do it. Did Bree say she came to karaoke at, what's that story? Boiler Room. So a version of it. Bree Pruitt, shout out Brie. It's been a while. A KJ. It's been a while.

But she was doing, she was a KJ in Portland and Amy Lee and her husband came in and probably some other fools came in. But so her husband gets up and starts singing that song. Oh my God. He does the rapping? He did the whole, no, he just did the whole, he started, so Amy Lee comes up,

he's like a bar or two in or whatever and she's like, give me the fucking mic, essentially, and just did it. She didn't wanna do it, but she wasn't gonna let him do it. Are we sure she didn't wanna do it? Or is that better? Maybe it was all premeditated, partner. Doesn't he know, I think he knows what he's supposed to do.

They're in the car on the way there, and she's like, so right when we get there, order me a drink and then go start singing the song, I'm gonna be pissed, I'm gonna take my wedding ring off. It's like, so right when we get there, order me a drink and then go start singing the song. I'm gonna be pissed. I'm gonna take my wedding ring off. It's the whole don't make me sing. You know, like the one you've asked now. Oh God, wake me up, you know?

Can't wake up. Can't wake up. Can't wake up. I wanna say that dude was in a band with Monkey in the name. Like 12 Monkeys or something. Is that, I know that was a movie. I don't even know anybody but Amy in that band. No.

Who wouldn't know the drummers? That guy's not in the band though, I think. I think the Can't Wake Up guy. Is he in Paul McCoy is the dude's name. So was he in the band or was he like? I think he's in a different band who came in to do the, can't wake up. Really? So that was like a guest.

I think. It was a cameo. I did not know that. I think. Remix! Can't wake up! Can't wake up! He was in a band called 12 Stones. So 12, so I was wrong. That's right, right, right, right.

Yeah. They haven't had a hit on the level of the Evanescence. They haven't had a hit on their Wiki page until just now. Ah! Damn! Let's go Sean, join! You heard me, Paul! You heard me! Roast! He would beat the shit out of lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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Yeah. I told him out there when we're all shitting. How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Dun dun. Yeah. Your boy Paul's in the back like, let me open it up Amy. Are you throwing, I think you're doing a little air guitar.

Dun dun. Oh I brought my own guitar, I think you're doing a little air guitar. Oh, I brought my own guitar, thank you. Just go to the KJ, could you turn down the guitar in the song so I can just play my own? Yeah, that would go, so yeah. Have an essence, baby. All right. All right.

All right. Okay, time for my third and fourth picks. Yeah. It's All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion. Oh! Oh! Let's go. Yes, dude. That shit.

Yeah. That shit. And that's gotta build too. That's gotta build. Whatever in the third act of the song or whatever. Her voice is, yeah. It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now. You start so delicate. Yeah.

Good nights where the wind was so cold. And then it just builds and builds and builds. And by the time you get to that anal part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Yeah. You guys know what I'm talking about? Yeah. There were things I'd never do again, but then they always seemed right. There were nights of endless pleasure, but stuff I'm ready for your death Baby, baby, baby

We're not touching like this None of us know the words And I hold you like that It was gone with the wind But it's all coming back to me. Damn dude. Have you heard Jeremy Jordan's version of this? Who?

You know Jeremy Jordan actor. He's a religious singer, right? No, no, no. He's the Broadway guy, right? He's the Broadway guy and he was in. Is he the Jeremy Jordan that had the right kind of stuff? And I want a girl. You were probably four.

It was on 90210. No. Not the same guy. Probably not. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Do either one of you know what I'm talking about? No. The right kind of stuff.

No, cause he's 40, so probably not. The only 90210 song I know is How Do You Talk to an Angel. Yeah. How do you talk to an angel? He's a fireman now in LA. Really? Yeah. Shouts to the fireman now in L.A. Really?

Shouts to the fireman. Let's go pull the fire alarm, get his ass down here. Oh good, it's you. Get on the mic, sing that song. Just be like, hey what's your name? We were all wondering what your name is. I have a different kind of emergency. It's all coming back to me, Celine Dion.

Fantastic. Yeah, good one. And then with my fourth pick, this one's a little more expected, but I still think it needs to be said because I've heard people take this song on and there are people who can take on different parts of the song,

but it's very rare when someone can stitch it all together. I'm taking, Welcome to the Black Parade. Whoa. By My Chemical Romance. Which one is that? That's the one that starts. Bing, bing, bing, bing. When I was a young boy,

my father took me into the city to see a marching band That one? I've been going through like a My Chemical Romance paramour type Type shit bro Type shit Have you decided? Can I take your order? Yeah type shit

Off to fucking Linguini type shit Type shit, man. Off to fucking... Linguine type shit. Type shit. But that's a Freddie Gibbs album. Linguine type shit? Yeah, it's from the Optimus, right? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, man.

But then, like, because that part, if you just give a fuck, you can nail that part. But then there's a whole other part like, some time it's taken over me. And all the times I think that I should go. Like that part, it's hard. And then like, I threw it all. Da da da da da da da da da da da. Where they get it?

It gets the crap. Absolutely. Carry on, we'll carry on. So you need like the passion, but you also need to have chops. And very rarely can people like, stitch that whole thing together. That's a tough one. That's a great one.

And I think I would put the name in, then wait outside, walk in, sing it, leave. Nice. That's not even here. It's never even here. Touch of eye black. Just a little bit. Just a little JD Vance. Just a little JD Vance.

Just a little JD Vance. Just a little Vance romance on the eyes. Sean, time for your fourth pick. Just trying to look up the lyrics. All right. All right, I'm gonna do Sale by AWOL Nation. Wow! Hey, dude. That would be fun. If I could do it. All right, I'm gonna do sail by a wall nation That was objectively the worst

That was crazy you had the one thing that you put in there. It's hard to do that. You said, sale. He did. He did. He sounded like a used furniture salesman commercial. I can't believe you blew it. What's going on at your job today? Well, there's a sale. A sale.

Everything's cheap. Blame it on my ADD, baby. You get this like that. Yeah, it would be fun to be able to get that the way that they do it. You wanna run it back and try to hit it one more time? Yeah, let's hear it. Hold on. Let me uncross my legs.

You wanna stand up? Get the full diaphragm. Sail! You do it! It's hard to do! They're over there like, those guys are being loud. SELL! No, that was way off. Do it.

SELL! Yeah, closer. Yeah, you're right. Sure. All right. SELL! So that's David's pick then. I can't do it.

I also did a bad job. Yeah, it's tough to do. That's why I want the pipes, man. It'd just be a fun one. And also I think it's like, it would kind of hit people in the head a little bit. It's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, So that's David's pick then. I also did a bad job. Yeah, it's tough to do. That's why I want the pipes, man.

It'd just be a fun one. And also I think it's like, it would kind of hit people in the head a little bit where they're like, okay. Will you really connect to the lyrics, this is how an angel dies, blame it on my own sick pride, blame it on my ADD baby.

Yeah, sail. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna speak it. I'm not gonna sing it. I'm gonna get up, I do this often at slam poetry nights. Often, oftentimes you will find me. I often find myself dabbling in AWOL Nation at a slam poetry night in the city. Home along if you know the words.

Jason, time for your fourth pick. Oh gosh, okay. My fourth pick, I'm gonna go with Sam Cooke's A Change Gonna Come. I was born by the river. Because if you hit that opening, you got everybody by the river. Everybody gets it, right.

Everybody's leaning forward like whoa. What's the next lyric? I was born by the river what? In a little tent. Yeah, mm-hmm, and he, cause he brings it back. Everybody gets it. Everybody's leaning forward like whoa! What's the next lyric? Of the Four Mother River What? In a little tent. Yeah, and he, cause he brings it back. He brings it back, he takes you here and then drops you. He gives you a taste and then he's like, now you gotta wait for the rest of it.

Yeah, it's when they start a movie with something crazy. Yes. And then they like jump back. And then like six years ago. Yeah, you gotta get to that point again. Six years earlier. God, that would be amazing. Have you heard that, there's that Sam Cooke album

that's a him live, what is that, hold on. And that's another one where- Live at the Harlem Square Club. That's worth checking out, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you haven't. And that's another one where when that string, ba-da-do-do-do-do-do, that string intro hits and people are like, shit, is this a change that's gonna come?

Somebody about to ruin this? And then you hit that? Yep. Forget about it. Forget it. You're not paying for another drink all night. All night. You're not even getting out of that place.

People are gonna make you keep singing. That's right. You're gonna get fucked to death in that place. That's right. So much sex. You're gonna be drained. You're gonna be the husk. With no fluid left in your body.

Just desiccated. What happened to this? I'm still doing AWOL Nation Slate poetry in the corner. That is how an angel dies. Baby, blame it on my ATT baby. He's doing it like Hanko. Blame it on my ATT baby. Sail. Sail!

Sail! Sail! Sail! Yeah, I like to put a Y in there. SAIL! SAIL! SAIL! SAIL! Yeah, I like to put a Y in there. Can I do a pop-on version of sail? SAAIL! Blame it on my ADD, baby! Hahahaha! Ohhhh!

Maybe I should cry for help! Maybe I should kill myself! Blame it on my ADD baby. Ba ba da na na na. Da da na na. Now that you are fantastic. Thank you. It's been a minute since I did the pop pong version.

It's been a minute. It's been a minute. Hell yeah dude, good pick. Sam Cooke, change is gonna come. David, time for your fourth and then your final picks. The Denver Nuggets are currently playing game seven. Yeah, don't tell me the score. I won't look.

Uh. Ho ho. No, I didn't look. I didn't look. I didn't look. Bunch of compound fractions. Oh, you get me. Well, fuck.

The third best player is playing with a damaged camera. He is playing. Is he playing? A damaged camera. That was what I was saying the other night. I was like, that wouldn't stop me from playing. If I was him, and I'm not him, bro, but if I was him, type shit not him bro, but if I was him

type shit That is what you were saying random, bro Okay, my fourth song this is not a traditional karaoke song I think that when you started people wouldn't even know what it was Wow, I think they might not know on the chorus, but like if you have a beautiful voice Mm-hmm, and you nail this chorus with the emotion that this woman put in it, I think you're getting, your shit's getting sucked clean. I'm just taking-

What does my car have to do with this? That means. I'm taking to Zion by Lauryn Hill. Oh! That would be nuts if you saw someone who could not do to that. Could you imagine? When she hits Zion. And it starts so,

I'll show this diamond house, I touch my belly oh. And then you hit the, my joy! Oh fuck. And when she says Zion, if you did, ooh. That song is amazing. It really is. She is like, I know everyone knows who Lauryn Hill is, and I still think underrated.

I still think like- When you go back and listen to Miseducation. It's fucking nuts. Because her inability to show up on time for stuff has now become the headline. Yes, yeah. And it's eclipsed how talented she really is. She shouldn't.

You should be honored by her lateness. I'd wait a long time for it. A long time, yeah. I'd wait a few hours if she's. A few hours? Yeah. If I could, if he was. I'd wait a week.

What if I could. If you're like, she is coming. But she like famously like four hours late for shows, stuff like that. And you're like, listen man, if there's a chair, they keep the bar open. Yeah. I do dumb shit for four hours at home all the time.

I waited two hours for Modest Mouse when Isaac Brock was like fall down drunk, dude. That was a bad concert. Action Brock came out an hour and a half late, did 30 seconds of a song and left. And they pulled the fire alarm so everybody wouldn't freak out. Well, they pulled the fire alarm

so the guy who sings... Get it, get it, get it. How do you dance with an angel? What is it? How do you dance with an angel? What is it? How do you talk to an angel? Still. Still. Oh yeah, juxtaposition, dude.

Good. It's all about juxtaposition. I'll give it to you. You ever just be on the street and be like, man, it's juxtaposed out here I don't think I'm where I'm juxtaposed to be at No, I was juxtaposed to take a left. I was, I bet you I could say that to Lauren. She'd let it go.

She probably wouldn't even bring it up. Our neighbor has a bigotry than we do. Level joke right there. Divine bigotry? Our neighbor has a bigotry. That's like a Jeff Fox worthy joke, man. Mayonnaise a lot of people in here. You remember that? some of those really got

Yeah, which you did you you bring a truck with you did you yeah? Yeah, you um to yeah In your final pick David hallelujah Leonard Cohen, oh Yes, yeah, yeah or hallelujah Oh, the Jeff Buckley version? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, or, Hallelu-ka, the Isaac Lee. Oh! You're gonna hold that note at the end?

Eee! Oh yeah. I'm, because it's not me. Hallelujah! That one, that part, with the echo. I like it. I love that song anyways. It's beautiful.

You know what I mean? And it's like, just nothing. You just walk up, it's quiet, and you just start. What's the first line of David's line? I heard there was a major chord. I heard there was a sacred chord. Sacred chord, yeah. That David played it please, Lord.

It's so heavy. But you don't really care for music, do you? Bitch. What rhymes with hallelujah? He just said music. What the fuck? What the fuck? You don't really care for music, do you? That is what it sounds like he's saying. Bitch what rhymes with hallelujah?

You really can't do you that is what it sounds like you say yeah What it goes like this You don't even know what these mean fourth fifth Yeah, and just a cold in the broken hallelujah Oh, it's beautiful one of the most beautiful things you can see, it's like cellar door. It doesn't really need to mean anything. No, yeah. But it's gorgeous.

Isaac, you ever been fatal under Cohen's poetry? Absolutely. Yeah, you have the book, right? Yeah, sure. Brushfires or whatever? You're like, they put these poems to music and it's pretty cool. I just like to read them.

Isaac, cut that out. What are you doing? What are you doing? The flame. act like I didn't say that. Isaac, pretend you didn't hear that. Strike it from the record, please. Yeah, it's great. If you can go up there and sing that beautifully. That's a good one.

Yeah, because you have to. Everybody knows that song. People are gonna be like, he's singing fucking Hallelujah. As soon as it starts, everybody's like, what the fuck is this? You promised never to sing Hallelujah again once he got traded the Lakers, right?

I'll never do it for the Lakers. Yeah. No, if he gets traded to another team, or if he signs for another team, I will sing it again. Well when he ends up 314 pounds playing in China in a couple years. For the Shanghai Sharks?

What are these 314 pounds still playing for the Lakers though? Yes. If it's ironic, I can do an ironic rendition of Hallelujah where I am talking down to the Lakers. Absolutely, I will. Can you give us the first little bit? Can you give us the first little bit?

Give it a little taste. You wrote it, you can sing it. Give us the first little chunk. Of Hallelujah? Yeah. Not Hallelujah. Hallelujah. You've been wanting to sing this whole time. Let's get it.

I sang so much last night, I don't really need to. Break it out dude, just bring it out. Put your whole bussy into it. Take your pants off. I wish I had that little whistle, you know that little harmonica. I heard there was a wonder boy. Whoa.

What was it? I forgot how it goes. I think that was right. Yeah. Even that. Even that. Even that. I can't was right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just even that. I don't know what I'm saying. I can't even do a version of that.

Yeah. But where would he go, the fourth, the fifth? Or would he fall into the Knicks? Is it the Knicks, right? I just keep singing. I forget the lyrics. I can't even go as great as I thought it was going to. What?

I was going to say it. I was going to say it. That was great. OK, just sing the first part of Leonard Cohen then. Just do it. Yeah, do it. I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord.

But you don't really care for music, do you? I'm gonna slide out of the seat. I was gonna say that guy stared right at me. Fell off. Fell off, like panties. Fell off. The might of fallen, the major lift, the baffled king composing hallelujah.

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I think it's open. I think you could do trios if you want to. We got double Elton. Okay, my heart will go on, sleepy. Yeah. You have to. Of course. You have to.

It's so good. Cause when it starts with that pan flute. Are you gonna play the, I was gonna say are you gonna play the pan flute? I'm gonna bring the pan flute out. I'm gonna be like, hey, can we mute the pan flute part of the track? We all just show up with our own shit.

Right, on some Zamfear shit. I'm gonna have the pan flute out. Oh, Zamfear shit. Right? Oh, is Jason on the Zamfear shit tonight? I'm gonna be on some Zamfear. And I'm gonna hit that pan flute and then just launch into it. Jason's wearing a Boda bag. Is he on the Zamfira shit tonight?

Shit. He just went through a nasty breakup. Type shit. Oh, God. And it's got that, it's got that, I love when a ballad has a stop where you're like, song's over, no! Here it comes back. Yeah, full voice.

And she, You're here, there's nothing I fear, and I know that my heart will go on. When was the last time you guys saw Titanic? Three weeks ago. Who were you talking to? So that my heart will go on. Who's last time you guys saw Titanic? Three weeks ago. Who were you talking to? Three weeks ago?

Yeah, we just watched it at the crib. I watched Titanic a lot. I legit think 98. I think it's like, I have not run it back. It is, I watched Titanic easily once a month. I, the last time I watched it was for Double DTS. Just for the titties, right? But I mean the whole movie, you're not just like going to the-

I'm on an airplane, pause, I just go type shit. Just not, not just the drawing the titties, right? But I mean the whole movie. You're not just like going to the- I'm on an airplane. Pause, I just go type shit. I'm just showing you. Not just the drawing the titties. And butt scene, right? I turn my screen up when that's happening. Look at this meat. I was working in a movie theater when that movie came out. Wow.

I always wanted to work in a movie theater. And so I've seen that movie many, many, many times. Yeah. And I was like in a busted movie theater that would get the movies after the first run at the big movie theater. So that movie was so long that our projector would melt the celluloid a lot.

It would happen a lot. Because it was just running a hot laptop. It was two reels. And by the middle of the second reel, we would just be burning through the film. I should have meant my statement. I don't watch the full thing every month, but I watch parts. It's one of my plane movies.

I love that movie. I love it so much. I'm gonna need to run it back. Willie Zane, dude? Willie Zane. He's icy in it. Big Bill Zane. I've said icy too much. Sorry saying I see so much on this particular episode

My new adjective. I don't forgive you. He's got a beautiful voice you like that speed does So legal yeah, it's weird. We didn't get more Bill Zane after that isn't it? I think there was a lot of Bill Zane though He's comfortable at the Phantom and what yeah, phantom and what? Yeah. Oh, you've never seen Bordello of Blood, bro? Okay, Bordello of Blood. Tales from the Crypt. He was in Tombstone, that's right. He played that actor. I don't want to besmirch Billion, but it always seems to me when you're like, what happened to that person? There's always like a drugs and alcohol issue. It's never like, oh no, he just has a farm. Right, yeah. But wasn't he in some movie that was produced by... Look at how handsome that guy is.

Like some weird foreign government. Okay, now you're saying... Yeah, that, like Chechnya or something. Yeah! That rings a bell, I don't know what it is. Hold on, I gotta find it. He's got those eyebrows too. He does.

Like great eyebrows. Yeah, Zoolander, listen to your boy Billy Zane. That's right. Bald since day one that guy. Day one, he was like original bald guy. It was a film produced by Turkey that like sort of, didn't wash their hands of the Armenian genocide.

It was like something like that. It was like, it was called If We Did It. If We Did It. This is how we would have done it. He was doing some weird, he was out there doing some weird shit. Oh no, it was a Turkish, oh no, it was a Turkish film about the war in Iraq where America was the villain. Okay, well, listen. Alright, alright.

Fair play. I got it. Fair play. Sean, on the heels of Sail by A-Wall Nation, your final pick. Ha ha ha ha. Sail. Ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Sail. I'm gonna make everyone clock in for this one, but November Rain. If I can do it the right way. Wow. If I can do it the right way. I feel like people would be captivated. Everybody loves the song.

You just have to be doing it right. And then. What about this too? You get on some slash shit. Yeah. I'm bringing my own piano. I'm bringing my own slash. Stephanie Seymour is gonna be there.

Bring your own rain. Yeah, I'm bringing my own little church that we're gonna blow up. It's gonna be tight. Somebody would have to be. I don't know that I would want to see even somebody with an amazing voice in November rain. Well imagine it's Axl Rose doing it.

Well that's different. That's the voice I have though. In this scenario, that's the exact voice I have. It's still karaoke. You would be so shocked that I was doing it the right way. You'd be like no way, crazy town? Right way. Back to back?

The right way. Butterfly on me. I am dressed like Shifty Shellshock. Most of the time. It's just, isn't 12 minutes? It's like nine minutes. Nine minutes? Okay, yes.

That's a lot. First, I think the first million dollar video. When I look into your eyes, I can see a lover's train. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna put my real wife in this movie and then divorce her like six months later. I was at a record store the other day.

Oh, that shook your jazz better. They played Patience by Guns N' Roses. Oh, great, dude. Whistle. I have been losing my ability to whistle. What? I was telling David this, I don't know how long ago,

but sometimes I can't whistle. Some days I'm like, whistling. Not one of those days today. Hey. Sometimes I can't. I'm kind of having today, but it's weird.

I used to be like, on point, and I can't. I think as we age, we lose lip strength. Is it collagen? Is it a collagen thing? Could be a collagen issue. I have to get lip filler. You gotta get the shot.

Get the shot for sure. That was great. That was great, yeah. Whistling. Is that patience? Is that patience? It was just trying to be. All right, time for my final pick. All right.

All right, let me think here. Let me think here. I've got, so there's a couple songs that are in my repertoire but I feel like I don't kill them that I kind of maybe want to talk about but I think I'm not gonna take either of those. Okay. I think I'm gonna go with Star Man by David Bowie.

Wow. Oh yeah. Star Man! And waiting in the sky! Because if you hit that part, it's just like a B and X way up, dude. Whoop, like that, right up into the fucking stratosphere. He says he'd like to meet us,

but he thinks he'd blow our minds. As a star man. That part alone, and you're just fucking killing it? You're getting carried out of there. Absolutely. Yeah. Karaoke. And it's like, that guy has taste.

That guy has taste, yeah. It's fun, everybody knows it. People can kind of sing along. You can be a showman with it in a big way. You can really, you could go up with that fucking Freddie Mercury half mic and sing that. That was such a swing. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. No. Beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle. And I just got home. Yeah. Yeah. I've been singing, one of the things I've been doing with Arthur is like.

Showing him dog fights. Showing him faces of death early. This is how it goes. This is life. This is the Black Parade, dude. But all these songs, I realized, because I would start singing him songs, I'm like, I don't know the words to anything.

So I've started, when I sing to him, when I'm holding him, I will look up the words and learn words to a bunch of songs, which has been fun, and I learned the lyrics. What, too close was it about? Too close, I told him right away. Sounds about boners, dude. You don't have to worry about that yet.

Don't get caught slippin'. Don't get caught slippin' on that one. That's gonna be important later. That's gonna come up a lot later. A lot, no, a later. And a lot later. But like Life on Mars and stuff like that, I'm gonna learn it, it's fun, man.

That's cool. Fun little thing with your kid. Do you sing wholeheartedly to him? Because I used to sing very earnestly to Maxine. I'm not like blowing, I'm not like what? Because not on my full register. Well, no, I'm not saying to you melt his face off. I'm saying to you like, I would sing to Maxine

because I'm like, she can't, she doesn't know I'm a bad singer. So I would try my best. I would really. That's really beautiful. There was this City in Color song. Yeah, that's beautiful. The City in Color song I would sing

and it will always make me cry. But I would sit when she was crying, I'd go out on her front swing and I'd just out on her front swing and I'd just sing it to her as best as I could. And it seemed to work. That's what I'm saying. Say that.

Rolling down the street, smoking in dough. I want to be a good singer so bad. I just want it. Wouldn't it be incredible? I want it. Because there singer so bad. I just want it. Wouldn't it be incredible? I want it. Because there's no amount of training. Obviously you can get training and refine it, but you're either touched or you're not.

It's harder than a six pack to me to get. I can't even fathom a world where I can sing. I can drink 12 beers in a night. There he goes. In the last night. Ciders. You're right though, it's like either you got it or either you ain't. It's one of those things where you're like,

you can get better, you can become the best version of yourself. Yeah. But it's like. It's just genetics. I've told this story, I mean, too many times, but like when I was at the Grammys and I heard Adele sing from like six feet away,

you're like, that's different. That's just like a different thing that like 10 people can do. And there's one of them. And it feels alien to hear it. It's so crazy. Hearing someone sing well is one of the most beautiful experiences.

It'll bring you to tears. Yeah, it's like you just feel it, man. Isaac, your pick. Well, speaking of Adele, I would love to sing All I Ask by Adele in that original key where she's just going up and up and up and killing it. Do you guys know that song? Which one's that?

I don't. Sing it. All I ask is if this is my last night with you. Good lord. You're gonna hold me like I'm more than just a friend. And you wanna do that better? I wanna do that in that key though. Oh, is it higher?

It's way higher. Oh, okay, okay. There's like a resonance of it being that high though. Yeah. It's just like resonance counts. Oh, that's a big word. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Sean said wisely. Now get naked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To recap the picks, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Jason, you went second, you took I Dreamed a Dream from Les Miserables. Les Miserables. The Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson, Somebody to Love by Queen, A Change is Gonna Come, Sam Cooke, and My Heart Will Go On, Céline Dion. Sean, you went third, you took Dream a Little Dream of Me by Mel Torme. Emotions by Mariah Carey, Back to Life by Evanescence, Sale by AWOL Nation, and November Rain by Guns N' Roses. Nine inches, nine minutes.

I went last, I took Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me by George Michael featuring Sir Elton John. Why by Annie Lennox, It's All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion, Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance and Star Man by David Bowie. We left some great ones on, the two I was talking about that I sang, Zombie by the Cranberries and These Eyes by the Guess Who.

These eyes. Bum bum bum bum bum. Oh yeah, super bad dude. Yeah, super bad. But if you could break into that, these eyes they sing a lot of love but they're never gonna see another love like I had with you.

You know Chuck Negron notoriously split his bad dude open from having too much sex. Oh, is that the guy from the Guess Who? Yeah, yeah. Or wait, that's Three Dog Night. Oh, is that the guy from the Guess Who? Yeah. Yeah. Or no, that's Three Dog Night. Sorry, I just wanted to tell that story so bad. What do you mean split it open?

He said that there was too much, sorry, split it open. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nevermind, nevermind. I got it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut him with a hatchet. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen? That'd be a fun one. Oh yeah.

It's a death trap. What? I had Mark the Herald Angel sing. Oh. Because it's so big. Yes, it is. I'm a little shop, I'm a little ball king. Yeah.

You know, Dream On by Aerosmith would be tight. Oh yeah. And then the first song, A Little Shop of Horrors. Alarm goes off at seven. That like opening song. You love Little Shop. I love Little Shop of Horrors. I wanna see it badly.

I almost took Nessun Dorma from the Aria from the Pacini Aria from Toronto. Do do do do do. Here I am. Do do do do do do do do. On some Pavarotti shit. On some Pavarotti type shit, dude. But it's really about the buildup, so I didn't take that and I almost took. I'm on Pavarotti shit, you know? But it's really about the buildup,

so I didn't take that, and I almost took Take Me To Church. I'm on Pavarotti shit a lot. Hosier? Oh yeah. I like that music. I had Week by SWE. It's just so done though.

I've seen people body it a bunch of times. Chandelier by Sia. There you go, there you go. I don't have that kind of voice, but then. Nobody does, She's like the only one. Sugar we're going out swimming in fallout boy. Of course. I've seen people body that one too though. Anything for love. Meatloaf or Paradise by the Day. Paradise by the dashboard lights.

Either one of those. By Loaf dude. That's a great one. Paradise is great. That's also a body angel. Yeah. Yeah. I won't do that.

Cause it's got that like, it's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's got that weird body. It's cuz it's got that it's got that weird breakdown with Boy yes or no, yeah So they're actively having sex and she's like do you love me before you're done. Do you love me? He's like

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