All Fantasy Everything - Specific Flavors (w/ Mike Golic Jr.)

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

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This is a headgum podcast. from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting flavors of things. Specific flavors of things. We'll get into the exact. We'll get into the weeds in a second, but first, our guest today

is an all-fantasy everything favorite. From the episodes you've been on to the episodes of other things you've been on that we have watched admiringly and in stitches, I would say. Yeah. That's such a hard word to say. Admiringly.

That's kind of what has thrown me off sense. Admirationally. Also not a word. Admittedly. I've admittedly watched. Admittedly. That seems more in line with the way that people generally assume my content. Admittedly.

That's how people take you in. Telling their wives, like, yes, admittedly I was watching. Yeah, I watched this on incognito mode. Just a dark web page. Which at this age, incognito, you're just hiding from your partner, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The fear is that they will use. your computer, you'll be like, let me see your computer really quick, and then type something in, and then just like, the boob, the boob site pops up. Somebody hit me the other day, the boob site's available. It's available. Should we buy the boo? I can get the domain. Sean went to the boob site a lot.

That could be the official AFE website. We don't have a website. Okay, maybe we keep spitball in, though. I feel like the ultimate fear is you die. They have to go into your computer for something, and then they find the boobs side. It's not, it's not porn. It's what I don't want Laura seeing is how many open tabs I have of, like,

$150 sweatshirts that I want to buy. It's like seven of them. And I'm like, I don't need... It's the whole Tiger Woods Sunday Red collection. There's so many. It's like, one day. $300 sunglasses, that's another tab

where I'm like, I don't want her to see that I was even thinking about that. We all get red short-sleeved mock turtle necks? No. I mean, I'll do it if you do it. Since we all get chills. Yeah. Since we all played football, I'll do it if you guys do.

All right, cool. It'll be like a bonding thing. My Golick Jr. is here. From Golick and Golick on Fanduel. of it. Sports Network? Sports Network. Yeah. God damn right. You know. Yeah. One of those. We're in a Hartford Whalers hat. Yeah, everyone, like, no one from Connecticut has pride in being from there. I don't think. Like, you run into a lot of people and going to school in the Midwest, especially Midwestners. Yeah. People from Ohio and Pittsburgh. A lot of pride in being from there. Connecticut, not so much. The only thing I have pride in is the color combination for the hockey team we once had. It was all time. It's a good ass color. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. Good looking hat, though. Yeah.

And like you have to start with it. Almost like it be on a Northwestern team. Yeah. Yeah. We could start claiming it. Like the Seattle Sounders. You're kind of wearing, fuck the Sounders. Kind of wearing.

Whoa. Hey. Where's your allegiance? Where's your heart? Portland Timbers. I don't really. I don't really care. I don't think the Sounders are around anymore.

Yeah, they are. Yeah. Yeah. I, if I have to be honest, I started to say the word. I thought it was hockey that we were talking about. Well, we were, Hartford Whalers. And I thought the sounders were a hockey team. No, they're a major league soccer.

You know what's fucked up, too? I said the sounders. I was thinking of the Tacoma Thunderbirds. Was that an arena league football team? No, it was like a... That was a street gang, David, was it? It was like not NHL. Oh, like the Portland Winterhawks.

Like the W.HL. I think so. I think so. It is amazing. The further down in levels of football you go, the more... Any sport you go, the more likely the name could be in another sport. Like, for the most part, I feel like... The top level is pretty unique.

You understand that. And then the further down you go, you could alternate any of them and be fine. Oh, yeah. We had the Portland Forest Dragons. What sport do you think that is? Wow. Board games. I do think that it's lacrosse.

That's a good guess. Hold on. This is like a, this is an adult forest dragons. Compensated. Compensated. Compensated. Is this like a 40 and under football team? You were correct about the football team.

It is a football. It was like a professional. Let me look up. Is it Futsal? Was that like Arena 2? Ladies, ladies football? Oh, we had an arena team in Sioux Falls.

We had an arena team. Yep. Where there's no sidelines. It's just a big padder wall that you get to pile drive someone into? Yes. So who owned that? Just like 10 guys you went to high school? Probably.

Just a bunch of Hells Angels. We should just get an arena team, right? It was fun, man. That seems like the way to go. All these pro athletes now buying into actual teams, we should just chip in some money and get an arena team. Dude, I wanted to go in on a little league team with my friends. for you. I love that idea. We should do that.

Sue Falls is in the Little League World Series. Katie just hit me up. Oh, yeah, that's right. There was a scenario where it might have been, because Katie hit me, because Katie hit me up, Beaverton and Sue Falls. That would have been the only way where it would be like, you can go. If you would have to go. If you even go together, you can go.

Where is it? Omaha? Is that the Little League World? No, that's college. That's college. Turns out Beaverton didn't make it, though. So who gives a fuck, huh? Probably too busy. Having hope for the future. Yeah, cool, dude. Or, uh, I got nothing. It sucks.

It sucks that I wish I would have gone. Yeah, those arena teams, they were 50-yard fields, right? What am I making that? 50-yard fields. Just one of my, like, earliest childhood memories of football. So one of my dad's old NFL teammates was the GM of the Arizona Rattlers when we lived out there as kids. And so we would go to the games. And I remember after the games, we'd get to go down and then go hang out in the locker room sometime.

And when we'd go in the locker room, they would have pizza. and beer for all the guys after games football is the coolest I am absolutely going to do this. I was like, this is awesome. They're pizza and beer. Please don't touch.

The Arizona Rattler sounds like a team your dad left you to play for. Yeah. Like, no, he's in Arizona playing for the Rattlers. And that's why he's not here today. It's a lot of your mom tells you. Yeah.

You'll be back. You're just off with the Rattlers right now. We'll be back. You're in New Mexico. You're like, we can just go. What's you going to go to Arizona? He's a little boy. This kid's not going to be able to get to Arizona.

Yeah, you got broke the rushing record for the Rattlers. Oh, man. Portland Forest Dragons later became the Oklahoma City Wranglers. This is not helping me. They were the Memphis Pharaohs at one point. Nope. I feel like this is any given Sunday team. I feel like the 10th.

I was going to say. Yeah, the Tempey Silver. You had a football question? I sure did, brother. You're a football question for Golic? What's your favorite football movie? Oh, the program. See, we did talk about it.

Yes, we did talk about this. It's place at the table, baby. I can't do it. I can't do it. I think I didn't see it when I was a kid. I saw it as a man. That's a problem. Oh, yeah.

It's not good if you saw it for the first time. Listen, it's got sunny Corleone in it. It's good. You keep saying stuff that. I don't like. Kevin and I were talking about politics earlier. It has to what I

think today. Also, Hallie Berry's it is. Omar Epps is in it. It's like, it's star-studded. Latimer? But it's really bad is the thing. It's only bad because of the what's the voice? The voiceover. No, what do you call it? ADR.

You're going to let a bong up? The ADR. Are you motioning me? Isaac, are you motioning for me to hit a bong? Hit a bong? No, no, no. Can you move your mic up towards your mouth. I'm going to try. There you go. Stop!

Do drugs. Stop! No. Real quick. Do drugs. You're boring. I do think that movie has the best fictional Heisman slogan ever, which was Kane is Abel.

Yeah, that's good. That is good. I don't think we've seen a real life Heisman slogan. I've got that kind of juice. I just, I like that, like, Chris Berman, like, he could go all the waymen. And we'll be looking to do so against the Able Kane. You're like, that's a real sports center. They did a real sports center.

They should have made these athletes. Do you think, oh, I guess that was pretty cell phone. But I forget the feeling Berman would have done that without looking up from the cell phone at the time. You know what I mean? Like that. Oh, yeah. We've talked about this. Did you ever do the, I forget, Alvin Mack, the linebacker?

Yes. Did you ever talk the shit? Oh, no. That's my biggest regret as a football player was especially, like, in college. That like O-line D-line chit talking thing. Yeah, like in college, I wasn't good enough to talk shit. but in high school where you're better than most everyone you play.

I remember getting to college and talking to my friends in the locker room about the things they used to say to guys on the field. You went to anyone else, you went to Notre Dame. Yes. Yeah, we talked about that, which that was like what my dad thought I was going to do, by the way.

And that was a fairly new program by the time you got there. They just started a football thing up. It felt like they had potential early on, but we were really in on the ground floor for that. You were the first class at Notre Dame. Yeah, so as we sat out back because we didn't have a full function

locker room yet. We were just outside hanging out in the parking lot. All my buddies were talking about like the wild shit they used to say to guys on high school games and I'm like, God, damn, I was just trying to catch my breath. I wanted I've never related to something more. I talked, he

did. I talked shit one day. One day and I think it was probably the program related where I'd watch it and I was like, I'm going to start doing that. You're the one that got my sister pregnant, aren't you? And that guy's like, none of us have had sex. And I was a defensive tackle, and I got on there, and I started talking shit.

And the ref heard. Oh, no. Excuse me. Ian George Carmel. The ref is just calling you by your phone. He made me stop, and I apologize. No. Because I was such a, like, a goodie-to-two-shoes.

No, I don't. Just generic shit talk. Whatever, like, early 2000. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to hit you so hard your girlfriend does. Too bad you suck at football. If it's just something mad at me, I'd beat you at this and at Magic the Gathering. Suck it down.

You're nothing in the EverQuest universe. Second and nine. Oh, God, that's so rad. You should quit and start playing the tuba, but I bet you'd suck at that too. And the ref made me stop, and I apologized to the player and to the ref, because I was just such a...

Wow. I was just so afraid of getting in trouble. I was such a rule follower. The only time the ref ever stopped the game for me was because I was down in my stance in high school, my stomach cramped, and I puked all over my hand. No! And so I'm just...

You were down in your three point and barred on your head. I was down in the three point, puked on my own hand. The O-Lyman, I was playing defense. The O-Liman across to me was like, what am I supposed to do? I kind of looked at the ref and the ref's like, do you need a minute? I'm like, nah, I'm good. I just got away from my stomach to uncramp so I can move. Play the root.

I remember one time I got cleated and like one of my fingers was barely bleeding. And it was like one of two games that my dad ever came to. And it was when you couldn't have any blood. if there was any blood because of HIV and everything they were just like you have to get out the field and I come running off the field and I was like coach my finger and it's just the smallest amount of blood my dad stood up in the stands

and I swear to God his son died that day he was just he was furious that is tough dad my finger though and he's like it's a football game was he wearing his Notre Dame jacket he was my note the one he gave to me and took back

yeah he might have been wearing it because it was freezing out That's two balls South Dakota. That's tough. The only moment I have like that of like seeing pure palpable disappointment. I'll never forget it. It was when I knew I was done playing football forever. I was in the last training camp I went to with the Saints. All right.

God, that's sick. Yeah. I'm so fucking cool. Let me be at a table with you when you say that. Went to three training camps, never made a team. That's pretty goddamn sick though, dude. Brother, if that had been me, we would not have an episode. where I didn't talk.

This podcast would be about that. It would be called three camps. David's training camp experience. Great name for a podcast. It is kind of a... Anyway, go ahead and write that one down. If we went to a training camp for a different thing every episode, it would be kind of fun.

That would be awesome. And you get cut or you get signed at the end of every one of them. I don't know. Wow. I don't know if back a house in a restaurant. No. No, but three...

Four young handsome dudes? Yeah. Yeah. Possibly you. Huh? I think. Sure. All right, cool.

That's a young, handsome. We said it publicly, it's RIP, so we do get a percentage of that. We'll be right. Deps, dude. Probably about 60%. 70. All right, cool. All right, cool.

Got a barger back there. Training camp. Oh, yeah, no, but I just remember the moment I, like, overset a three technique. We were running a two-minute drill, and this detackle, I, like, thunder punches me in the chest. Fuck. I fall dead-ass down backwards. I'm exhausted. like on my back and I look up and I see the offensive line coach for the Saints and he just

looks at me does one of these and then keeps walking forward towards the rest of the drill and we still had another couple weeks of camp and I was like oh I'm getting cut yeah like once they don't need warm bodies here to help them just get through practice I am toast then you got to take as many hoodies as you can 100% I still have a couple honest to God I am scared that I still have now that's so sweet like jerky sticks in the bag you're just like some of these bags you're all sad like, yeah, they caught me just like to end making vacation plans for two weeks later. Yep, nope. So where are you guys thinking about

during the buy week? I won't be with you, but I could be on vacation. I could beat up. I'm going to buy a league pass so I can watch the game, so it'll be a buy week for me too. A joke, right? Is that a good joke that I just said? Yeah, pretty good. Thanks, man. Yeah, not great. Do they get league pass for free if they're in the NFL or they're just so rich?

I bet not. I don't know. Probably bad. I've worked for a network and didn't get it for free. I worked for CBS for eight years. We didn't get Paramount Plus for free. I didn't remember what it was called. We didn't get it. No.

Damn. I worked for NBC now. Don't get Peacom. You know what? What happened though? When you worked for CBS for eight years is I got red for free. So that was tight. I got to live with you for a long time.

That's true. That worked out great. There were perks. I think at ESPN when I was there, you got the bundle, but you had to give up your park passes in order to. So it was like one of the other. You either got your Disney Park passes Or you got the bundle with like Disney Plus and Hulu and ESPN But you had to choose one of the other

So as a guy without kids, that was an easy decision But if you're one of the people that like lives proximal to one of the parks You're in you're in trouble You gotta keep that park pass I think taking your kid to Disneyland Let me start I'm gonna talk And let me cut you off right there Just for the record I don't get any head or gum from this podcast

Oh I'll take one of the other Yeah, I'll take one or the other at this point. I'll have Dickie. It's been blowing me and Ian every single week. Did that help? I'm going to have to bleak that. I didn't know they were leaving you out.

Can we do it with a different sponsor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we leave my gun? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's not going to know? Who's like, okay. Who's been a while? A way brand travel has been blowing me and Ian every single week.

I've been getting domed from We can leave that in They don't give us shit We keep hitting the under Oh man What a good What a fun, good You know

I'm hot Thing we produce Have you been to Since you've lived in here Have you been to Disneyland? No, I've never been to Disneyland in my life Neither Brother

If I didn't have a kid I'd say we should go on Wednesday. Really? The snacks, unparalleled. Wow. Really, really phenomenal. It's not hectic without a kid.

I mean, it's like kind of hectic, but there's no, there's no like urgency without a kid. That's why I'm saying the people with the kids that go there, it's like they look furious. Like they all just have the flu or something. They just look bummed out.

I love going to shit without kids. I went to the water park twice in the last month. Yeah, man. Most things are dope for without kids. it's amazing it's amazing and they have the Eilich Gardens in Denver

they have a deal why you get $3 beers if you buy the travel cup any type so you could travel around the water park with no kids

and then what are they going to say I got my beer in the lazy river you're 12 yeah also I remember drink it in the Lazy River come get it cool being around

older drunk people when you're 12 I thought it was fun like if you go there and you're like oh that guy's got a beer he's all right it's fun right that's not how they they were feeling but uh yeah it's pretty cool it's pretty cool it's cool to be it's cool to go without a kid just walk around some guy gave me a free turkey leg just off of like she's just out of respect i think fat guy love yeah yeah yeah because i walked up and i could tell he was like what's up brother and i was like oh man it's got to be hot in there you're sweating and he was like I know. They won't let me go for a while. And then we just chopped it up for a little bit.

And then he gave me the two turkey legs. And I was like, oh, no, I only had one. And he was like, I know. He goes, take one for the road, Hoss. It was awesome. But it was also too much. You don't realize double. I wasn't going to finish the first one.

It's the salt with those turkey legs. He'll give it to that kid in the lazy river. Here's a turkey leg. No turkey legs in the lazy river. Take one for yourself. You just tip the bartender with your extra turkey legs. Keep the rest I don't need any change

I gave it to the dog Oh yeah I gave a lot of it to the water park dog Yeah The dog's a dog The pack of wild dogs The pack of water park David goes to It's tricky like the most on-hinged thing

You could double fist in public Probably It feels it sucks It doesn't It doesn't feel cool at all Because one is cute One is like oh look at that You're like having a good time

Two is he came here for this And it was just And it was like At some point I got separated from the group So it was just me I got separated from the group So now they gotta add so much food

Would the party of David David Bory party please meet at the white courtesy phone And they show's up with the one on fire like a torch Because that's the other thing It was in the sun So I felt like the sun was heating up the boil That's a top Got to be a top five worst thing to eat in the sun

It looks like I'm not strong enough to hold these drums because I'm like moving them around because it's so hot. You're a strong man in the drums? Just iron crossing these drums. Yeah, it was... Hawthor Borisson. Oh, there you go. Yeah, what am I'm sorry?

It was tough. It was tough. But shout out to that kid. You guys want some grapes? Nah, man. They do look good. I don't want grapes. Keep hosting the show.

I'll keep hosting the show. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, with me as always, my good friends and comedians. Sean Jordan and David Bori. What's happening? Two producer Isaacs one right over there. I don't even remember how we start this podcast. Oh, I do have an announcement thing. David Bory has an announcement.

Cool Guy Joke 77 on Instagram. We'll get to you later. September 9th, my special Birth of a Nation is going to be on 800-pound Gorillas YouTube for free. You can watch it for free now. Hell yeah. That's awesome. It's a steal. It's incredibly funny.

I was there. If anyone had... I was there for the first show. Couldn't even get into the second show. Same. We were in the back of the one? You guys were in the way back... crowded by the door. But you heard it, because the second one is the special.

Yeah. Oh, you know what? I did sneak through for part of the second one, because I remember saying. I didn't. Yeah, Elizabeth Colorado high school football star Sam Talent was like kind of blocking me from getting it. You know, the tight end from Elizabeth Colorado. That was this thing, kickstep.

Not a tight end. But no, it was amazing. It was so amazing to watch you do two almost completely different shows. Yeah. Was the first one the chaos? No, the second one was the chaotic one. The first one was where you were all. The second one was the ring guy, the jewelry.

The first one I just got it off. The first one I just did it and I did all the, said all the jokes. That's right. No, it was great, man. It ruled. And you can see it on YouTube. You can see it on YouTube for free. Any live dates?

No. You can see us. Yeah. We'll be high plans. Yeah. Doing two AFEs and a stand-up show, I assume. Yeah. I'm very thought.

I'll be there all three nights. Oh, nice, bro. Amisphere is playing that Friday. I'm going to try to go. ACH said he would give us the night off. Friday night? I'm hoping. I'll talk to him, but, you know.

I would, I would prefer to do shows Friday night. You're taking a whole night off to see atmosphere? No, I'm not going to. I just, in my mind. He said he would do it. I'm like, I doubt it. So, you know, anyway. Well, no, not I doubt it.

He will. I don't want to. No, we won't. We won't. No, we'll re-negate this later. No, we don't speak for us. Yeah, I don't speak for us. I thought it would be funny and cute what I just said.

No, no, it's surly. No, my friends are mad at me. It's, uh, ungovernable. I don't know what happened. and I was with you on this. I was for a second, but now I'm backing away slowly. Sorry, you're on your own. Atlanta, New Orleans, Minneapolis, Chicago.

Thank you so much. Atmospheres doing shows and all those. All the end. These two are going to do a live AFE in each one. I still expect a third of the pay for all of those. No, thank you to everybody that came out for those shows. They were fantastic. And then September 6th, I'll be in San Diego taping a Don't Tell comedy set.

So there's a ticket link on my website for that. So get tickets. and make me look cool. You know, I'll be the only one there with fans. Maybe we could do like an earlier, oh yeah, hell yeah. An earlier AFE that day. You know, so we do a four and a sixman, Dave and I can do a stand-up that night.

I'm always looking for a reason to go to San Diego. Oh, no, I'm talking about it, high planes. Oh, oh, yeah. Or San Diego. Let's do it. That would be awesome. September 6th. Oh, no, I can't.

I don't want to say why. No, I know why. We're doing another block of race. I don't want to say why, but I'll tell you. you do want to say what? I'll be at the Emmys. Being nominated. Losing to Saturday Night Live.

Also, I'll be in Rapid City and Euclair, Euclair, however you say it coming up, and Grand Rapids in October. You're going to Rapid City? You know, I was there? They never heard of you. Yeah, I'm aware of that. I was born there.

You've been hitting the road hard. You must be pretty funny right now. I am, yeah. You're funny all the time, you know what I mean. But that's a good feeling, yeah, when you're on it. I miss the guy, I miss Max. Like, well, yeah. You don't have to way much, though.

Miss your daughter. I mean, like, a lot, though. Yeah, I don't want to sound like a pussy I know we're talking balling Chicken wings Boys will be boys I miss my daughter I'm gonna level with you guys

I am depressed right now Don't get me wrong I love the fellas I'm gonna talk the atmosphere about it that Friday High Plains I think I'm having a hard time light them up The fleeting nature of childhood is weighing heavy on me right now, though

She looks older when I come home I know she is technically, but it looks marked it. I feel like a sailor. When I leave for three days and I come back, my son looks older. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, but yeah, I'm funny.

You're funny right now. And that's what matters. More than a daughter. More than the scene. Oh, I knew it was going to... Isaac, go get it. That says Holy Bucket. It's...

I got a lot for sale if you guys want Holy Bucket's hats. Oh, are you selling these? Made 120, bud. Wow, I can't believe you put a hat on top of that. That's some luscious lettuce you got there. Yeah, it's crazy. Wow. You realize he's at the age.

It's not going anywhere. No. That's here to stay. It is. Mine's not going anywhere. You're right. Mine is retreating hastily. Well, not hastily anymore.

You can fight. I think there's tools that you. you can get to fight back. I utilize one of them every morning. I'm on that, I'm on one of those hymns pills, if I, if I spit in your mouth,

like the program. I'm on, I'm on one of those hymns pills. I forget which one in it, Monoxia. Manoxidola for nesterode. Like you have any fucking idea. Yeah.

You do the roguing with the knoxia. I have these guys. You shut the fuck up. Fuck you. All right. I don't want to hear shit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mike.

I'm sorry. No, but I've produced so many ads for him So it's like in my brain It's monastic And you know what? Fuck the Beatles, too No, no No, all right, sorry, I thought we were going in.

What does hers do? Different, dude, longer. The hair's longer. Nothing like five dudes to figure out What hers does. You also get empathy. Yeah. No, I go to Romania to get mine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it Romania? Bulgaria? Turkey. Turkey. Yeah. If you order hers a I didn't cut that out.

Was that bad? Yeah, none of that was funny. We tried, though. I think we should be utilizing bleeps. I've said that for months. Let me try that hers riff again. If you order, if you order, shut up.

If you order hers, dude, a guy shows up in a chariot and throws a spear at you. If you order hers. If you order hers? A guy shows up. Ben Hurd. Oh, that was good. No, I watched the program, man.

All right. Ben Hurd's not Those aren't mutually That's a movie about gladiators It's one movie It's one movie Ben Hur is No cut that one out

Bad It's a bad podcast It smells like Ask Ben Hur I was trying to say In Her Maybe this is the worst riff I've ever done

Work No, let me sit in it I need to feel it I need to feel it Are we gonna draft anything? I just need to be clear that I'm dressed like this Because my son had a photo shoot earlier

and I do look good, but I feel weird. What are you saying? I feel weird. That's the least relatable thing I've ever heard. Just because my underwear. We had a photo shoot. That doesn't make it better. He keeps going, we had a photo shoot.

We had a photo shoot. I know it's not a photo shoot. You know the ones where the white family ends up in the picture frame you buy? That one. We were selected. All right? I didn't want to say anything when you said. The first time you're like, we had a photo shoot.

I didn't want to. to say it wasn't a photo shoot. What's the word? I don't know a photographer and we took family portraits. That's the word. Family portraits. Were you at the crib? No, we went to... You were on the Hollywood sign. Dana!

We were in the pool of the chateau, dude. We're at the chateau with Mickey Avalon. Me and Mickey Avalon were at the chateau. We're back. We got it back. Family portrait in the park. So I'm, like, I do think I look good, but I would not know. Did Arthur's dad show us?

Gotcha. He doesn't even work as a joke. You look so much like me. It is crazy. It's in terms of morning. It's nuts. It's real. It's true.

I have to say it. Yeah, it's uncanny. It's weird. It's weird seeing a little dude who looks like that much like you. It's just like a little copy paste. That's what, yeah. It all the way down to the eyebrows, like the things, the hallmark of an Ian Carmel. Does he look like me in that one?

I can have, I have, like, I have, like, kind of faith. Wow. Looks like you try to do math right there. I've seen you in that shirt with that toy. Yeah, I have that shirt. I played with that toy. Last time we were in Vegas, that was you at the buffet. Play sounds.

Play sounds. No, he looks like you. Exactly. It's wild. Because I'm not the father. That's what's crazy. It was a rude joke that I made. Surely?

Unforgible, honestly. Golick is here, dude. My Golich Jr. is here. They can see you on Golick and Golick. Listen to you on Golick and Golick. See you listen to you. Yes. They can follow you on social media.

Were you a number of exploits, including one that led to the idea for this very draft today, which is you do a lot of taste test. Are they branded? Are they branded? No. Hashtag for them? A gold, like. No, the most, I did one recently. It was the first time I had to actually do the like gifted by so-and-so.

Yeah, yeah. Because someone at Reese's sent me the Oreo Reese's collab they did. I was on that when I was at the late show, I was on that list. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. This is newer, right? Very.

like has not hit the shelves yet bro is her name you're getting it a woman yes it's uh you're getting yes we get it you're also yeah yeah yes shout out to her she rules wonderful mother of some lovely bulldogs yeah yeah they are my favorite Instagram content

are you talking about ugly kids no it's the actual bulldogs no Georgetown Hoyas yeah me and lovely bulldogs are going to Disneyland today she's mothered three different small four words for the Hoyt so is it what's in the water

it's like Reese's peanut butter in an Oreo? They do. It's a home and home. So it's Reese's peanut butter in an Oreo and then they did a Reese's peanut butter cup that's like white chocolate up top milk chocolate on the bottom half and then inside there's cookie crumble

and the bottom of the Reese's peanut butter. And it's vegan? I'm just all the above. This is tough to say because I know I think it's going to come up in this draft. Rees is you got to slow down. I don't I don't agree on. What's your price for flight? I think all these

companies need to hit the gas. Yep. Go nuts. That's what I feel. Just in the interest of trying to get some more of that free... Actually, I know Anna would send me more if I asked. But just to keep that wheel greased, I think they should keep going too. Yeah.

Never stop. Go harder. Please. Why stop? You're probably right. If you don't want it, don't buy it. The only one brand life... They're not plan B Reese's nuts.

I will say, it is nuts that like... The morning after cut. Diva. One with your friend. Oh. Oh, holy cow. Instead of a Diva cup, it's a Reese's cup. We did it.

Don't worry, I've got my Reese's cup. When we were kids, this never happened. No. It never happened. And I maybe don't want to say where it started. Certain things did happen. We'll identify that in the podcast. Yes.

But it is crazy that, like, this was never happening when we were kids. I've been wanting it for years, though, like with sodas, for example. Or chips. You too, this is your fucking life. Sotas and chips where you're like, make them all. Yeah. And now you see. I don't want to get in

I don't want to get into things but like there's one company and they've got like 40 and you're like great make 40 more what do I give a shit go nuts if we have to deal with the bad stuff

of capitalism we should get this too of course yeah this is the good thing is this the good thing it's a not a bad thing I'm a consumer I'm who they do it

goddamn duck confete Reese's this is a good thing every time every time there's a new flavor of something I'm like why I got to get that I fucked myself up I said old up Where else can people check you out

Before we get it This fall I will be calling games For TNT We have the big 12 Conference this year So me J.B. Long

And then sideline Allie LaForce and Coy Wire So you can check us out Every Saturday this fall On TNT Hell yeah, dude That's so great Fired up for that one

Gonna be fun And then right after that Gone in 60 seconds Yeah Yes I'm sick You have this relationship with TNT right now.

Do you remember when we were kids and like it would happen on USA? I think it would probably happen on TNT CMT where there would be like a hosted movie where like it would come back. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And it would come back to someone who would be like you'd say a few things.

You'd be in like a little studio. Then you'd throw it to the movie. You've got to get yourself one of those. That would be. Oh, Jason Biggs is doing one right now. Is it really? That's the gig. Yeah. Yeah. That's the gig. The big. Biggs. Jason Giggs. Jason Giggs, dude. is this good

is this riff good no I feel bad you're calling me all the way through October dude Jason gigs but I miss my daughter miss my daughter

dude you should get yourself one of those shows yeah no that's listen I hope they're listening right now they sure are

that's one of those when I see the brass too you just like kind of just gently wean that it's like a fat guy

trying to get thrown to in the game where you just bring it up at the OC before it's like you know

you see these hands yeah I got it I got it in for you it's a cooking show you make a dish throughout the thing

a pinch of garlic Oh Did anyone else just get chills? Come on Yeah All right Hey I don't have a lot of skills

I can barely read I need to read When you got bars like that Fuck that Talking is where the money's Dave Hova dude Or It's truly the only way

I figured out How to make it Is talk A pinch or garlic is great Oh that is really good Do you cook much? I'm starting to more now That was like my

When people had their pandemic hobbies Yeah I had started to just teach myself basic cooking skills. And then after the pandemic, I was like, all right, forget that. I'm going to go back to door dashing all the time. Yes. And now I'm back to cooking. So fingers crossed.

Pinchigalic. Pinchigolic. I'll pay you with a chef. I like this. There you go. 70%. Interview with the vampire is the movie. And you're like, these vampires aren't scared of golic.

Huh? Like garlic, you know. No, I got that. No, I got that for sure. That's the impetus of the entire rift. Seriously, cut that up. I'm kidding. Don't cut that out. If you put that in, I will kill you.

Watch us on YouTube. For sure. Send us some goddamn head and gum. Yeah. Check that out. I'm only sad that you're one year too late for you to say Cam Scadabo. I'm not on air. God, that would have been nice.

It would have been fun for me. It would have been fun for me. Go Ducks. Throw that out there. College football season is almost upon us. They don't play. They don't play. Who does, where do the Notre Dame big games this year?

And I swear to God we'll get into the. Notre Dame opens with Miami and then has a buy and then at home against Texas A&M. Wow. Okay. Yeah, no. Two big ones to open up the season. Can I say one more college football thing and then we'll go? Yeah.

Does Warren Saps seems a little loose, right? Yeah, he's getting loose. Where is he doing? See you at Colorado, right? I'm watching all these interviews, and I'm like, why is he just, he's a wild boy. I think so, too. He seems like he's on one. Yeah, I think he's on one.

He covers Warren Sapp now, so he can't even comment. I say, I will see Warren Sapp in conference this year. Yeah. Man, he was huge. He was one of the most important people in my life for a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were a fat dude from what, 99 to 07, I'd say. Warren Sapp.

Warren Sapp was like, he was, it was the, that was the coolest line. Like, I wasn't, I'm too young for the LT. Yeah. And LT was an N. Yes. Right. It looked, you're like, well, I can't be that. He was an interior.

Kind of, he was sort of an edge line, right? It's like a weird distinction. He probably was in the defensive end that I would identify with from that era. He's technically a linebacker, but like edge players are basically, it's so weird. But to your point, Warren Sapp is a different brand of like a large excellence. He was an interior lineman signed to Jordan. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was the best. thing that ever happened. When I found out about Tony Siragusa, I was like, maybe. Maybe this is possible. It wasn't even almost, but I was like, there was a path here. Yeah. You did it.

You had a photo shoot with your family today. You did it. I did have a photo shoot with a family. You made it sound like it was Arthur's photo shoot. I did. It's the craziest shit about it. Like you had to go through his agent. Like my son had a photo shoot.

For Cheek you baby. Baby, I don't know what to tell you. He's not showing up for less than 10. grand. He wants to get out of the crib for less than 10 grand grits. Sparkling and familiar. That's the

grossest thing I've ever thought of this. It's pretty funny though. I have nothing to promote. Come see us at High Plains where we will hopefully be performing on Friday. Of course we will be, yes. 19th and 20th. Yeah, 19th and 20th.

Yes. They're playing all day at Red Rocks. It was me saying like, it's like an all day music like from 4 to midnight or something. Well, that's our guy. Maybe he'll come out. who our buddy Sean yeah god uh buy my book t-shirt swim club oh yeah they want me to keep pushing

this uh so i can continue to write books it's an extremely good book thank you very much having read it and grown up as a heavy kid yeah i like the amount of times where i was like oh there i am in a way that was incredibly like helpful and like fun for someone who continually is trying to make sure i have like a healthy relationship with diet and exercise is a lovely experience Thank you very much. Oh, that really means a lot. It was my favorite book I read this summer. I only read like three, but it was my favorite.

We don't have to, let's cut that second part. Yeah. Do you want me and Sean to sign it for you? Because that happens a lot. A lot on tour. A lot on tour. He would never say it, but it had to. Sometimes people would come up.

Ian would sign it third, maybe fourth. His own book. It would not bother me less. It was crazy that people were doing that, though. It does not bother. I couldn't. Not a lot of you guys. A lot of people were like, wouldn't it be funny if you guys sign it and not Ian?

Yes. And it's like, only to you. That's not, I don't think that's not. Objectively no. Like, nobody's going to be in your parlor, like, opening it up. I don't know why I said parlor. Parlor's nice. I'm trying to impress you guys.

You got that jacket on. I know. It's thrown all of us off. The shoes are really what threw me off. Yeah. When I saw, like, what are those Chelsea boots? They're Chelsea boots. Yeah.

For God's sake. What am I doing? That's what Austin Power's down. I got the Salria shoes on, baby. Those look, that's you. you're dressed like Isaac K. Lee. You kind of are, actually. Yes. I've got a nice watch on, dude.

Isaac Medium Lee. There we go. Buy my book. T-shirt swim club. You know what you can do? You can get it from a library. That's free. You can get the audiobook. If you like listening to All Fantasy Everything, you can listen to my book. That's my voice. That's your voice.

One of three or four voices on this podcast, but for longer. And about something very specific. Not that specific. Pretty universal. Actually, I think you'll find. Speaking of specifics. Speaking of specifics. We're here today to draft.

God damn right. Not to talk about my book, but they're fantasy draft. Specific flavors of things. So when we say that. So, for example. And maybe we started with Pacific flavors and then realized. We were like salmon. Cooler.

Make one up. What was the one you made up in the thread? Okay, okay. I did make one up in the thread. Or like ham flavored Oreos. Ham flas. Okay, so Oreos are not in play. You're straight down the middle, Oreo's not in play. You're straight down the middle, M&M's not in play. Flavors of these things are in play.

Variations of the original are in play. I can draft D12. You can draft D12. Yeah. The flavor of Detroit, M&M, not in play. Yeah. I got it back. D12 in play. Eminem out. I felt like I lost it for a minute.

I came back. I came back. B. Rabbit in play. No, B Rabbit. Wait, B Rabbit was him. Cheddar Bob in play. Cheddar Bob in play. Be rabbit out of play.

Yes. Now, with that mind, the way we determine the order of this draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors, play between the three of you and we throw on shoot. All right. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yachtzella. Oh, gold wins. A natural victory.

Wow. Scissors against two paper. With that, as the winner is coming upon you to determine, no. It's the jacket. Well, I miss my daughter. Let me tell you, I miss my daughter. I miss my daughter. Let me tell you what I have.

So, getting ready for this family portrait. Photo shoes. I've been, like, extremely healthy for the last, like, week. And then afterwards, we went out for breakfast. And I didn't even eat anything crazy. But I ate, like, carbs for the first time in a week. You know what that does to your brain? Does a week...

So does a week help look to, like, make... you look better? Can a week do it? Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to Oasis on August 31st. Yes. And then September 6th, I have this Don't Tell taping. I'm really hoping that that week is going to help me get over my Oasis show. Absolutely. Okay. Yeah. It's got to be a good week. I might even hit you guys up for like what I should be eating, maybe, like to make myself look okay. Protein and vegetables. I said I might hit you up.

Jesus. I fucking save it, mate. Fuck off I can't I'm gonna throw Guinness Over the place Please don't do that anymore Go into what it

The Oasis show in New Jersey Yeah I'm gonna do it No don't do that finger thing you did Oh this thing? Fuck off right It's more of a I don't know of that Oh this thing

This is me finger banging Okay I get it That's getting two sex Sorry Yeah that's like That's like the It sucks right Riff over

It's it turned The Riff is over Here's the winner is in coming upon you to of the order of today draft for you that I'll remind you it is a serpentine draft. What is that? That's a great question. It's like that dragon ship at the fair. It was like this. Very good, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

That's all yeah. Basically what it means if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Now with that in mind, what would the order of today's draft be? Um, I don't want the first pick. Yeah. I don't want that kind of power, so I'll give Sean the first pick. Oh, baby. I was hoping for it. Interesting. I normally don't like it.

Honestly, I'll go one, two, three, four. I'll go right down the line here. Sean Ian. I wanted to actually see, saw like the ship right in this room. There is what I'm talking about, Playboy. When I was thinking about a big board for this, I realized very quickly that I'm not all that worried about losing out on something because of the amount of things. I'm more excited to learn about all of you through your choices.

I don't have a clear number one pick in this. I do. I do, but it's trickier than I thought it would be. This whole concept is, because, like, you just think about all these flavors, but I don't want to get too specific. I want it to appeal to a broader. You can get there. You know, but I don't want to get too.

You can get there. You can get there. Oh, can't you, bro. Count your mic. We're going to. I knew it. I fucking knew it. As soon as, as soon as handplay got involved, I said,

yeah. Bow for your buttos, Bob. Your filthy minchin. Oh, yeah. You like Liam? Who are you talking to with that? Everyone in New Jersey. Right after this short break.

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That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P.com slash all fantasy. And we're back. Welcome back to all fantasy everything The only podcast that has ever existed Except for Golick Golic which is available In podcast form as well We're actually not right now So you guys aren't still the only podcast in existence

It's just us It's just us We're just a TV show which is wild Oh it's a TV It was a podcast It was a podcast then we left Went to a different place And now it's just a TV show

That you can check out of the same place You watch like the Angels and the Kings Oh that's sick That's so radios That's amazing I'm not aware of anything that's happened Since my child was born truly nothing.

Although we did go see a movie. Oh, did you see weapons? We saw Superman. I want to see weapons. Superman rules. Superman was great. Fantastic Ford didn't rule, unfortunately. I wanted it to.

You didn't like that. I wanted it to. Superman ruled, though. Excited for weapons. Weapons is cool. Let me tell you this. Taking a kid to see weapons. It's like the most fucked up thing.

He's got to learn. I saw Terminator 2 in a drive-in movie. Never forgotten that. I remember. I asked my grandpa, I was like, Could that happen? The nuclear war. I was like, could that happen?

He's like, yeah, it could happen. I'm like, seven or whatever. The movie came out in, what, 92 or something like that, 91? Yeah. So like four or five? I guess I was probably 10. Wow. I think I remember going to that drive-in movie theater specifically more than I remember that movie.

Yeah. Because they had a playground in front. Do you guys remember? It was in the driving theaters and it was in Tacoma, Washington. Right. But there was like a whole playground that you could go to. We didn't really go. I didn't go to a drive-in until I was an adult.

Really? Because the closest one was like woodburned in Oregon, which was far out. Oh, good. They need to bring them back. It's a good time. Far out. It's a love it. They bring back the drive-in theater.

They brought it back during COVID. You get you some head. You get you some gum. Tie-ins. Corporate. Yeah. Fuck with me. All right.

Can I go? Dude. No? We can believe that, too. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, that, well, that's an... Sean first pick. Honeynut. You motherfucker.

Fuck you. You motherfucker! All right. Wow. Obviously. I mean, I feel like he was... This is the one where it came to me halfway through the list, but I'm like, oh, duh. It, because it's been a, it's been a classic forever.

That's, to me, those are Cheerios. Interesting. Cheerios. Chirios fucking suck, dude. You have, right? My daughter eat. regular Cheerios, and I take a bite, and I'm like, they have, like, it's like anti-sweet.

It's like, it's like dinner. It is the absence of sweet. Yeah, yeah. It feels Soviet, you know what I mean? Like, I'm eating, like, I'm on the Nebuchadnezzar and the Matrix or something. Like, I'm just eating their gruel or whatever. Honey Nut Cheerios, I've had for dinner. I mean, I, you know, they're amazing.

Honey Nut Cheerios are really going out in the leg. I mean, it was the second part of that list. We were going to have them in the wet, breakfast. Yeah. Yeah, what were the other? Without milk? I've been raw dog in these. I'll pour gravy on them.

I'll do savory honeynut chirias. That would be all right. I saw someone admit to putting water on their cereal and I've never been so angry. I really, I get upset. We never. Really? Out of milk? Yeah.

Yeah. It's not great. Wow. But, okay. Better without water. I will say it depends because if you get like a soggy cereal, like a fruity pebbles, it's not nearly as crazy. Yeah. There's like other things.

I don't, those soggy cereals, they bug me anymore. They get, like, I get, I get, I get a, I feel weird when I eat a soggy cereal. I love a cereal slurry. Really? Oh, see, I have to eat them fast because I can't let it get too soggy. I really enjoy when, like, a raisin brand just turns into, like, what feels like the bottom of a forest floor. I know what you mean?

Like, it's like you're in a lake walking, yeah. Yeah, like that one, that's exactly. When it's layered like that, that one's different. I really like getting in there. And then, but because what's nice is the raisins maintain their structural. integrity. So it's like there's little raisins are so gross. Almost like you're a truffle pig. Oh, I love raisins.

Going in there and like getting the truffles out. Dana's getting Arthur up and you're like, I'm being a little truffle pig, Dana. I can't help. I'm a troubled pig for the next five minutes. Yeah, honey nut churios, man. They're, you know, they're the truth. That was my first pick too. It has to be. It has to be. Yeah. It was so good. I'm not going to lie. It was nowhere

near my like. See, this is interesting. Didn't even make your list, huh? Now. On my board. Crazy. Not my top. Where? I don't really order them So I just have mental notes Oh don't you Somewhere of them Do you?

Yeah You do? I put a top five normally Of what I want And I expect some of those to get taken And then I have my bench And I try to put them in a loose order We've never talked about our process before

Yeah and I try I don't Google until I have to So like I just go off top And then if I have to Google Then I start digging around But yeah The golf between Honey Nut Cheerios And regular Cheerios is one of the widest gulfs

in this draft. I mean, it's insane to think. Yeah, because pretty much everything else we're going to bring up, I imagine, is decent on its own. The OG pretty much rules. Cheerios are so gross, dude. I remember we'd have like the cup of sugar at the kitchen table when I was a kid in the cheer.

And it would be like sediment at the bottom. The thing is, they're not even gross. Gross would represent an attempt. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're just, they just are. They're lazy. They're lazy.

That is it, true. Because it's like, just because it's not sweet, you could have thrown some cinnamon. Yeah. You could have done something. They didn't do anything. The other basic cereals bring something to the cheese. You look at like kicks would be the, because I always thought like kicks and Cheerios were the same thing, and kicks tastes great.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because they got a little something on them. You thought kicks and Cheerios were the same thing? Kind of, because they were just basic. They were like their own no flavor cereal, even though Kicks had sugar on it. Right. Cheerios not.

Just Mother approved. Chirios are fucking dictator approved. What year do you guys think Honey Nut Cheerios was introduced to? Honey Nut Cheerios. Let's all guess before you tell us. I think, I think 91. What, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're honey nut.

Honey nut. Honey nut. I'd like to guess both. I'd like to guess regular Cheerios and Honey Nut. Oh, okay, I'm going to say 89 for Honey Nut. I'm going to say regular 58. I'll say 1950 for regular. I'll say 1984 for Honey Nut.

I like that. Good year, your brother. I'm going to go crazy. I'm going to say 61 for Honey Nut. Wow. I'm going to say 29 for Cheerios. Wow. I was getting...

Depression. Yeah. Depretion. It feels like it was invented during the repression. It could be, though. Alcohol is illegal, but you can have Cheerios. Yes, exactly. I'm going to say, like, we'll say 1940 for Cheerios just before WW2, the big one.

The big one. And then, yeah, let's go 76 for Honey Nut. You were by far the closest. Whoa. Original is 1941. Honey Nut is 1979. Dude, that was... Price is right.

You won't go to show cases. All right. All right. Good job. Somebody's going to Cleveland. Remember that stupid garlic joke I made earlier? Not that bad anymore, huh? It was not bad.

Thank you. It was just, I redid the joke. You lingered too long. And then you wanted us to act like you invented the fact of garlic on your breath, huh? Yeah, honey nut Cheerios. First pick. Great pick. My first pick.

Flaming Hot Cheetos. Oh, fuck, man. Change the whole game. It was, it's not the... I don't think. it's the first one. I think there are other... No, it is to me. Is it? It's the first flame and hot. It's the first. It's the first flame and hot.

Yeah, they had the fries, I feel like, first before they had the... The hot fries? Just the hot... Well, because... But that's not a pick. Yeah. Right. The hot fries aren't a pick because there's no, like, fries. Oh, wait, you're talking like French fries. The Cheeto fries. Yeah. The Cheetah... The Cheetah... Before the actual Flaming Hot Cheetos. Oh, well, they had the Flaming Hot Cheetos first. Yeah.

Before... When did the fries come out? 19. I'm going to say fries. 1920. Could you imagine giving flaming hot Cheetos to a flapper? Oh, my goodness. What is this now? Shake them gams.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, did he be flaming hot cheetos? What the devil is this? That was their own thing, David. So there wasn't like a regular fry to go along with the hot fry. It was just the hot fry. Hold on, I'm trying to find this.

Because that's not a Cheeto brand. This is what I'm talking about. No, it was this is what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Those are just hot fries, though, because there's not the regular ones. Oh. So that would be its own, like, that can't have a flavor of because that is all that is. That's what I remember first.

Oh, okay. So to me, like, Flaming Hot Cheetos were the first flame and hot we got of, like, flame and hot this. The crunchy Flaming Hot Cheeto. Yeah. So addictive. I think I've tasted. I think high school was probably the first time I became aware of this. That long, no.

school? Where did you? Were you making a joke? No, I'm trying to think. Like, it 20 years? Oh, yeah. They've been around that long. I remember, I remember the hot fries in junior high. They've been around since 1992.

There it is. Wow. What? I remember the dream team, dude. It was Christian Layton and Clyde Russell were the first people. I remember the hot girls in my, in my junior high school. Christian Lader probably went, Icky. Too much. No, me. Yeah. 30 years.

Yeah. That's insane. I never would have guessed that. They're phenomenal. They're so addictive. There's now a movie about them, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you've seen it? Yeah, it's on Hulu. Wow. Directed by Eva Longoria. Oh, sure. Can I air a grievance? Go on.

I would love it if they didn't stick on my fingers as much as they do. That's Cheetos, man. That's the Cheetos. Yeah. But the Flaming Hot, they're redder. It's more, it's more on my pants. You know, it's more on the car seat. Eat it with chopsticks Eat it with chopsticks Absolutely No that's true No it's not a joke

I do it I know I mean I try to drink Everybody at the casino On break They would eat Everything with chops You know what the problem

With drinking them is If you tilt too much And you get a face full Oh that white t-shirt's done I'm not talking about the t-shirt I'm talking about the yoos Oh your eyes You get the powders

Yeah The powder in your eyes We're talking about getting just like a blast Right to the face Ian had to go to the ER Hot Cheetos for lunch Say no more Yeah, you get it.

Third accident this week. No, I never even thought about that. Yeah, that would suck. They're just great, though. And you can't, they are so, they're probably chemically addictive. All this stuff is, right? It's all. Yeah, it's got to have some stuff in there.

Yeah. Much like the Missy Elliott album, they are so addictive. Miss E. So addictive. Strange title. Weird name. You just say, call it so addictive or Miss E. We're not going to tell her what she did.

Or she could call it what she called it and make a million dollars, and you two didn't. What's your deal? A lot, dude. I don't have a hat on it. I'm feeling hairy. She had to make more than a million dollars. I know, wouldn't that be crazy? That felt like in Austin Powers and it's like, yeah.

One million dollars. Yeah. That was a great bit. Looks good. Holy Buckets. Yeah. Is it for sale? Yeah.

Get your one. David Borey.com. How much you sold them for? For real. 30 bucks. Because yours are 25. Yeah. That's crazy.

Same hat. 20 if you want. Pretty sticker. Mike, time for your first pick. Yeah, I was really waiting to kind of take the temperature in here and see where you already go. But I think I'm going to go. Flaming hot is the temperature.

Flaming hot is the temperature. So I'm going to cool that off with Mountain Dubaha Blast. Oh. I knew that it wasn't going to get all the way back to me, but that was second pick. One of the originators. Definitely. Because to have not only such a unique taste, one of outside of Code Red,

like the few alternates for original Mountain Dew. And it was the forbidden fruit. You could only get it at Taco Bell. Yeah, that was powerful. Yeah. That, when that came out, like, in stores, that was the first one where I'm like, man, I'm, yes. It was crazy. It was crazy to me.

I didn't want it at stores. I feel the same way. I did not want it in the store. I feel the same way. I don't think it should. I don't think you should be a lot. And now they got it zero. And yeah, I went through a period of just cracking ball blast zeros at the cruise.

It's crazy. It's too much. Put it back in the stores. You know what it did is it introduced the exclusives at restaurants. Yes. Restaurants. Like fast food restaurants. That like introduced the,

won't name other ones, but you go to KFC, they have this one or whatever. Like that Baja Blast was the originator. Do they have other? They must have other of those. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People send it to me all the time. Just like regional ones or whatever. Yeah, they'll send like an Instagram story of like this regional. You can only get these diapers at rallies. Like that kind of thing. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

And it makes me want to go there. If I didn't have a kid, I'd go. It's where Taylor Swift got the idea from. She's like, oh, yeah, you can only buy this song at a CD at Target. Absolutely. Because she learned from the Baja Blast. I would love if... They call it the BB model.

The BBM. The Baja Blast. Did she not get a BBM? I bet you. I bet you it's come up in a business meeting at some point. Yeah, you can only buy his hats at rallies. I would love if there was a mountain dew you could only get at urban outfit. That would be

arrogance. The life of a showgirl flavor. Baja blast, yeah. One of the granddaddies of the mall. Is it, we should I doubt, I have in my mind a couple other originators.

I think Flamin Hot's one of them. I think Baja Blast is one of them. Yeah. We'll get to it. David, it's time for your first and second picks. I hate to take another soda, but Diet Coke. Yeah.

It's like, it was like the big, it's like the biggest one to. Man, I did not even think of that as a flavor. I didn't think of that as a flavor, but it is a flavor. It is for sure. Wow. My preferred flavor.

Yeah, a lot of people. I feel like, do you remember when we were kids and there were like Coke guys? Not like cool, but like. Yeah. And then now it's, there's only Diet Coke people. Yes. Isn't that crazy? Most people are.

I don't know. I don't know any full flavored Coke guys anymore. The people who drink a full flavored Coke now drink it the kind of the way like someone has a Scotch. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where they're like, this is the cane sugar, Coca-Cola. I'm going to sit. I'm going to have it. You know, maybe I'm having it with like tacos or with like barbecue,

like that kind of thing. But it's not my, I don't know anybody where it's their go-to. No, nobody's... I think we all got too hip to how much sugar was in it. The only time I'll go for the regular Coke is if it's available in a glass bottle. That's close. If you have a glass bottle, old-school Coca-Cola. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It feels really special. I'll do, I never plan on drinking the whole Coke either. Like, if I get a Coke, it's usually I'm like, I'm going to drink this much of it. Excuse me, guys. This is crazy. This is the mover calling me right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, David's going to run a Russian mover calling them. Yeah. All right. Hello? Bye. That sounds fake, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That sounds like my shit got stole. That sounds like my shit got stole. Okay, I want to see that. seven tomorrow seven oh mountain lion drop me and calvin the truck i come up to get out counting the money from all your shit okay we'll see tomorrow buddy it sounds like i called me doing a fake accent yeah like oh david you're gonna go to a russian bathhouse in three years and see some guy wearing your clothes that's dude john wicks gonna have your couch we have to cut that because in california it's a felony to record someone on the phone without telling them state so

yeah oh okay yeah all right well just looking out for you know that wow don't worry about what I don't both of you know that. I was going to say, why would I say? What kind of shit are you guys? He's an audio and I'm a blackmailer. You never heard that phrase in my life. Two-party consent state? Two-party consent state?

Yeah, no, no. Consent state. Yeah, I just wanted to say it too. Diet Coke. Jump back in. Diet Coke. Great pick. Yeah, I think it's kind of the,

and I feel like it's like the, is that the first diet soda? Ooh. You know what I read a tab can't. Well, I don't remember when Tab came out, but I remember Tab existing. Tab's not just diet. No, it's not diet. But it was no.

Was there a diet, TAM? No, because TAB is the first one I remember. It was like a straight up just diet soda. No, that was just like was the first cola I remember. But I don't remember seeing a diet version of it. Isn't fresca zero calories too? Cush. Diet right was the first diet soda.

Wow. Diet means no calories? Yeah. I didn't know that. It means no worries. I don't know what I. For the rest of my day? Wait, what did you think?

Like better for you? I didn't know if it meant zero. I just thought it meant less. Oh. Yeah. That is a good point because there is a Coke zero. Yeah. Well, that's sugar.

But that's sugar. Right. Which to me, the sugar is worse for you than the calories. My make, is that. With Coke zero has sugar in it? No. No. No.

The zero is for zero sugar. But the diet has zero calories. But does Coke zero have calories? No, I don't believe so. No. So they're just saying, but it's a different flavor. So it could be Diet Coke zero is what they could call. Diet Coke has caffeine in it.

Unless it's the gold can. Yeah, the gold can. I used to love that. That's old people's soda. That's the only person I ever associated that was my grandparents. I used to like that. I never liked Diet Coke, but I used to like the caffeine-free diet or whatever, the gold can. I used to like that.

The gold can tasted different, right? It did taste different. They don't make that anymore, huh? The gold can? Yeah, they didn't make the gold can. I remember even as a kid feeling like I was allowed to have 10. Yeah, you can have a lot of cold cans, yeah. So Diet Coke uses Aspartame and is its own flavor.

Coke Zero is basically the original Coke flavoring, except for the sugar has been replaced with artificial sweeteners. Which are also... But isn't that what Aspartain is? Yeah, Aspartame is an artificial sweetener, but it has its own specific taste. Oh, interesting. So that's what actually gives Diet Coke a different taste. There's a bunch of diets.

Turns out I love the flavor of aspartame. 100%. can't ask for 10. Right. Yeah, it's like when you found out you could buy MSG. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. You can buy MSG?

Yeah, crazy, right? Brother. What? Yeah. I'll send you a link. Oh, I got you. It's going to be an incognito links, but I'll send it to you.

That's the one of his partner to know. You're not going to know where it came from. Isaac does, he podcasts for fun. He's, his main business is black market at MSG. Yeah, I don't get paid for this. Black market MSG. Got MSG out the trunk. David, how for your second pick.

Okay, this is a very specific. one and I just I'm banking on my nostalgia heads I think they still make it but there was there was a time this was hot girl candy oh okay this was literally hot girl candy I'm taking strawberry cream savers oh yeah

you remember that wow yeah they were so okay that shit hit like a bomb yeah I'm trying because lifesavers is the original right and I'm taking strawberry cream

okay okay I see where you're doing. Because I was trying to think there's not like an original cream saver, but because they had orange cream. Oh, yeah. You remember that. They had strawberries and cream. Come on. Peaches and cream.

You're right. Lifesavers is the original. That's right. But it's interesting because lifesavers. I didn't know that. I think it is. Yeah, it's a lifesavers. Wow.

Look at the font. But there's no hole in the middle of the, of these, right? There's no hole. That's the whole part that messed me up. Yeah, yeah. Same general shape, but the holes. Those are, they're called cream savers, right? That's right.

Yeah. That was a hot girl. candy dude. It was like, I'd argue it's the original bad bitch candy for my generation. They wouldn't even sell those to me. No. Like to me, they're like, you can have an orange cream saver. Yeah.

They're just throwing bologna. You can't have very greasy. Sir, sir, don't embarrass both of us. Take all the aspartame you need. It was, it was. So you could have this beef jerky that's been packed into a can like

Copenhagen's mouth. Yeah. What were we doing a kid with that, by the way? They still sell that. I saw that on the website for Bass Pro Shop the other day. That shit is crazy. You want to act like your chewing, tuck this jerky into your gums, which, you know, it was good. Honestly, sir. It's good, yeah, I guess.

Don't get a bunch of jerky dust. You get a little salt kick. I mean, think about between, well, I don't know if I want to, I don't want to, know if I want to give this up yet. Don't give it up. I'm just glad you guys remember the cream savers. Strawberry cream savers are great. Absolutely. They were, I did try them.

few times. Yeah, no, no. We got it for days. We got to them. We got to them. We got to them. Those were the, those were their own thing. The car, the little, what were those? Like the butterscotch candy? Yeah, those are the old lady words. You're thinking of Werther's original. Well, that's a different. But there was a caramel. They had caramel a cream saver, I think. Or did they really? Which sucks because you can't have Worther's original on this list.

No. No. There's no other word. There's not like a strawberry's Werther, is there? That's kind of what these are. More or less. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah, Werther's definitely not hot girl candy. No. You have pop your dentures. If you're, if you click that mature tab, it's kind of a, yeah.

Isaac will get Jill's candy. Worldwise, Guilf candy. Well, we don't go to that house on Halloween. Keep walking. Go, go, go, go. She's got Werther's November 1st. Mike, time for your second pick All right

I am going to go with And draw the very hard distinction here too Because it has a sibling That is the more well-known version But I will take the peanut butter Eminem Oh, peanut Eminemps That was on my list The peanut butter Eminens

That was on my list That was I feel like that was Plain and peanut are canon Yes I feel like Peanut I think would count I think peanut counts I was wondering this.

It's not really a flavor. Peanut butter is that flavor. But peanut butter was the first where you're like, oh, we're going off-roading. That was the first crazy one. That was before they did like a bunch of the other ones that may be named still at this point. I like how you're doing this. Like you're not just saying them all. It's fun.

Oh, yeah. I think peanut still is in play, but you're 100% right. Peanut and regular were around as long as I can remember. Yeah, the black and yellow. When peanut butter came out, it was like, what? Hold up. They're adding different shit. Peanut Butter the one they made sexy of the

characters, too? Was that the green one? No, that was the green one. That was just the color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just depends on what you find. They were all. I'm pretty fluid, so they were all sexy to me. There's kind of four yellow peanut M&Ms doing this podcast right now, so I think it's important that we sort of push

how sexy those can be, too. I think I have a red energy. You do kind of have red actually, you do have red energy. I think I have a little bit of red energy. Sean, you have more yellow peanut energy. Okay. And I'm kind of a... I'll take it. I'm kind of of like a Reese's Pieces, dude. Oh, you're different.

I'm a little different. You're different. You're more experienced. Hey, did Reese's Pieces have commercials where Mark Motherspa did the music? Do you guys remember that? Not specifically. It was like, it was like this crazy artistic commercial and the song was like big pieces, little pieces, racist pieces.

Yeah, I remember that. That sounds familiar. I remember that. I don't know why I think it's Mark. Look it up. I used to call him Reese's Pieces. You were one of those, huh? Recy's pieces.

I didn't realize it was just a kid's name. Yes, dude. Like Reese's Pieces. See, that doesn't get talked about enough the regional difference of that. Because people always did the soda and pop thing, but Reese's Pieces. I mean, I'm South Dakota. I grew up South Dakota to pop for days. I was just in Michigan, dude.

I mean, somebody walked like, where's the pop aisle? It's crazy. You just want to stop me. Like, seriously, if I could talk like that? You were at that Northern Michigan militia you joined, right? Yeah. Yeah, we talked about, I got some stuff you should read. We really got into it.

Sean's got a UP tattoo on his back now. Just the yup. Just the yupor. Yeah, and Eminem and Kid Rock. They did. It was a claymation ad. Mark Mothersbaugh composed it. You know where they made it?

Huh. Portland, Oregon, baby. Wow. Is he from Portland? Mark Mothersbaugh's not. He also, they did the music for the Rugrats.

Yes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he had a lot of. I don't know how I knew that. Clung, clung, clung. I knew that one, too. Yeah, I think I reverse engineered that I remember that commercial

so much. And then as I got older, I listened to Mark Mothersball the shit he did for stuff. It was like, that has to be the same. Okay. You just had such a strong sense memory of the Reese's Pieces commercial. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They have stayed in their lane. And I love it. Well, they're doing

co-labs, though. Like, we were talking about. Are they really? Well, were we just talking about that? Reese's doing... Well, Reese's. Not pieces. Oh, the pieces, though. The pieces have stayed really. You're not getting strawberry pieces is what you're saying. Well, that's exactly what I'm saying. Right, okay. I hear you. And it would be so easy just like in the box mix in another piece

and a bit of something else Another issue is that the cups don't respect themselves Well It'll depend or are they sexually liberated They're putting fucking pretzel sticks in there They don't know what Yeah what I'm putting potato chips in there

That's not my business Absolutely I've done that on my own A lot And you're not a chef I'm kind of Or a chocolate to you I don't know how many times We have to have this conversation

We haven't over text We have a face of face You're not a chocolatier Listen I am a chocolate tear That was the last episode of all fantasy everything After David told Sean it wasn't a chocolate tear Before my dad walked away from that football game He said you're still a chocolatier son

Yeah but he was using it as a slur It wasn't a good thing he said It's a goddamn chocolatier Bloody chocolate tier Have you guys heard people say clanker as a slur For robots lately? No I saw that on Twitter Yes

It's been weird We've lived long enough to have like slurs for AI. I'm like, oh, there's a new ER dropped. Yeah. Where'd you find this? Huh? Uh.

You're going to have to bleep that out. Yeah, they sponsor the show. They're going to be our overlords. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Arthur's problem to deal with. Just show him the Terminator what he's for? Just this might be how it goes.

be ready, I don't know Dad, could Skynet happen? Yes. Much like my grandpa seriously told me. He's like, yes, nuclear war could have told me and I'm like, what are you doing? He wasn't wrong. After we saw Terminator.

No, he's not, but don't tell a 10-year-old that. What are you doing? He bought me some Jordans right after and I quickly forgot about nuclear war. Sounds like a complicated day for you. It was a fun day, Terminator 2 and Jordans. I'm staying savory with my second pick, and I'm going white cheddar cheese it.

Oh, wow. I feel like that was. the original cheese-it off the block, too. That was the first one they switched it up with. It is a powerful. It's so good. Cheeses are perfect, man. I love cheeses. They're the perfect amount. Oh. You know what I like are those

like kind of the, they have like bubbles in them, cheez-its? You know what I'm talking about? It's baked? The crisp. Yes. The crisp. Those are really good. That's not a big grooves fan. The chees of grooves. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When they introduce the innovation right over at the it company yeah the it's are doing it big it they stay over

their skis yeah exactly they never see a cheese it where you're like why is this hot dog flavored you know what i mean it's like always you say that i have at home right now speaking of random shit to plug the next food that i review yeah i have the um wendy's baconator cheese it we look like we look like assholes fuck me i bet you they're amazing i bet they're incredible I don't. I didn't know what's getting in that game. I can't live in a world where that's good. You understand?

I have like a life I have to. Oh, sure. Yeah. Like I have tasks that I need to complete. Did you buy those? Or did you get sent baconator cheese? No, I bought those. Those were like I walked into Ralph's and they're just on the clearance rack in front of me.

I'm like, God's talking. This is what my wife gives me shit about like I will buy anything I see that's new. Anything. I'm like, I had to. What are you talking about? That's probably a good reaction for her. somewhere it's three bucks

I'm gonna get the bag I'm gonna get the soda like I'm gonna try it the healthy place is somewhere in between you and my wife where my wife has never had

Mountain Dew that's wow Mountain Dew we got a water border with Mountain Dew she's coming on this week she'll be tomorrow

maybe we slip it on the cross she wouldn't try She wouldn't try it She's on Tuesday She's on Tuesday You slip Mountain Dew and someone's cup Tuesday

day early. We thought we like that Chris Farley has an else get those are actually caffeinated crystals. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, what if it changes everything for if she gets this hit a mountain dude? It would be nuts. And she just turns into Chicago Lake Trash. She's never puked? Or am I making

that up? She's never puked? What? No. Do? Or she doesn't burp. I think we're having a scheduling conflict right now is what's happening. I'm all right. You guys keep talking. Is that what happened? Did I screw it up? I don't think you screwed it. No, no, you're right. Yeah, but I may have screwed it up. I think I may have told her tomorrow.

We'll figure it out. It doesn't matter right now. Wait, is she never puked? My wife can't burp. She can't burp. That's more common than you think, though, right? Yeah, yeah. Wait, like, Kant implies like it's, like, whistling where it's a learned skill.

She can't, her body is incapable of burping. Like, a doctor told her that. Yeah, she's never burped. Is that weird? Yeah, that's never burp. What does she do as a baby when they hit her back? That I don't know. Just like, get on?

I was worried. Soft pitch, Roncom about you and Dana's courtship, never been burped. Never been burped. Never been burped, yeah. Hard pitch. It's sold in the room. They bought it right there? I'm going to make a million dollars.

A holding deal. I do think we should have some Mountain Dew for her on Tuesday. I would do. That'd be, which I don't want to put her in a morning. Get a flight going. I'm looking at you. You would know. A do flight.

You would know how to set up. A dude. I will prepare a due flight for Dana if she doesn't feel like that would corner her. Madam, a dew flight has been prepared for you in advance. And if it does corner and I'll just put a little tequila in each one. You got across the bar, bought you a dew flight. Madam, the gentleman in the corner.

You're just over there dressed like the Joker. You got those sunglasses from the 80s? You turn away from the video poker machine you brought to them. the bar? There's like nine dead people around you. The bartender's pretty scared. We don't sell this. He brought...

The guy that dressed like the Joker, and we're going to call him the Joker, because the Joker's not real until now, he's the Joker. He showed me a live feed of my family and told me I had to bring this home. He said they're in a basement somewhere. where and I believe him. They answer some questions. Applebee's does not sell this. He has my family.

You want to know how I got these cans. That was a double entendre because I thought boobs for his Oh man. That's right. Sean, time for your second and third picks. White cheddar cheese is by the way.

The original white powder baby. The original addictive white powder. So I will go, I'm going to go. I'm going to go peanut butter Twix Oh yeah Oh yeah Those were early on Yeah

I don't think they make them anymore And they were my favorite iteration of Twix Because Twix only had like Four that I remember They had the regular The peanut butter and two others I won't say

I can't imagine I can't imagine they're going to pick But love them man Love of peanut butter twicks The red package Always did it for me I you know what my issue With this peanut butter

Twigs Sometimes when you infuse Peanut Butter The peanut butter tastes chemically a little bit. Yeah. And that's how I felt with the peanut butter twigs. I kind of felt like it got lost in the twicks a little bit.

I loved it. It made me too thirsty. And it was never something where you were going to drink milk. So it was always like the peanut butter twicks and then a mountain dew to wash it down. That was always the rough part. Is it because you couldn't get milk from a vending machine? Pretty much. I think they had milk at the gas station, but nobody wanted it.

South Dakota would be funny if they had milk in the soda vending machines. I'm genuinely stunned they did Like a can of milk A can of milk That is such a bummer sounding thing I don't know why I hate it That could go bad

That could go bad quick Yeah Well yeah Because who's that guy on a street corner Just like Who's that guy on a street corner just like I'll tell you about the war Oh the milk wars

Shotgunned a couple of milks with the boys Oh, God. Oh, fuck. A little fog of me and the boys were getting milky last night. No, that's crazy. The first thing my friend Tori got drunk on was vodka and they'd chase it with milk. That's how they got drunk when they were like 13. Who told them to do that?

I think they just did it because that's what was around. I think they were like vodka. That's the most Midwest store. Yeah. We're already drinking milk. Isn't that just a deconstructed white Russian? Pretty much. But that's not something you should deconstruct.

Fair. More than fair. I think that's said it's simplest. Those elements don't need to go any further to an apartment. I think a white Russian that's Kaluah in it too, right? It does, yeah. Let me see it. Yeah.

Okay. So, okay, peanut butter twicks, and then third pick, I'm going to go, sour cream and cheddar ruffles. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. That was on the list for sure. Yeah, that's huge.

That's huge. Because it was a double. It was two things. And other places had done sour cream and I won't say, you know, which is a popular flavor. These were the first people to do the cheddar. It's not they knew what we really wanted with the sour cream.

Yes. Right. Yeah. You know what I mean? You think onions. No, no, no. What if it was cheddar? What if it was just sour cream?

I never thought about that. I always thought a sour cream and onion is being like the same, like just the one thing. But I forget those are two separate flavors. Yes. Sour cream and onion. Yes. Wow. Like are they just onion or sour cream chips?

That'd be disgusting, wouldn't it? Like a sour cream ruffle? We'll never know because they've. been robbed of their individuality. Absolutely, yeah. They're kind of a double act, right? Do you think there's any like... Less of a Simon Garfunkel, more of a...

Sorry to interrupt you. No, go crazy. More of a Daryl Hall-John-Ots. Oh, sure. Who have patched it up, I hear. They're back together? That'll make Kelly Jordan real help. I don't think they're back together, but they're patching it out.

Okay, they're working on it. They're working on it. What happened? Was it like a... You don't want to get into that. All right. The 80s happened. Philly shit, right?

Philly shit. Type shit. They're from Philly, right? Yeah, big time. from North Philly. Yeah. They met at a party after a shooting, right? Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. You know more. Yeah, I was going to say, you just ripped off. You're trying to convince us like you don't know them. I had to remind myself. This is a weird metaphor, but do you remember when he used to get bloody noses as a kid? And then when you would, like, blow out the clot and it was way longer than you would think? Yeah.

That was kind of like your Holo Notes knowledge. It was like, it just keeps coming. It was a lot. It was a lot. Now that I say it, like I'm thinking about what I just did. It was, yeah, that was a lot to put on you guys. And they were the guys are getting Ving Rames, the nickname, right? Or is that a different Philly thing?

No, that's different. That was Stanley Tucci, right? That's Tucci, yeah, yeah, that's Tucci, yeah. He's the one that called, I got weird Philly dollars. Yeah. He's the one that called Irving Rames? Water. Ving Rames?

Yes. Oh. Wow. His name is Irving Rames. Yeah. Which is fucking tough, by the way. Yeah. But he was like going by Irv, and he's like, you should go by Ving, dude.

Stop. I mean, that's, Irv, Ving is better. I wish I could see them just chat and late at night. God, just too beautiful. Were they college roommates? I don't, let me look that up. Because that would be, just like three o'clock, what are you going to do after this Ving? Have you ever given someone a nickname that stuck like that?

I swear to God. I swear to God I gave my friend the nickname Frat. My buddy Adam will argue this with me, but I, he was like, he acted like a frat guy all the time, and his name's Matt. So I just started calling him fret. and we call him frat to this day I also swear this isn't like a huge nickname stretch but our friend Troy I think we nicknamed him Tori

because we were just trying to be dicks and Adam again you'll take umbrage with this but I'm pretty sure we were watching a basketball game and there was a guy named Tori and I was like oh shit we should call you Tori and my wife didn't know his name was Troy until years into our marriage That's incredible.

Took a long time to find out too Yeah our buddy Rat so he didn't know how to say his last name the right way He used to say his name was Ratnelli, and his name's Ratolny. And so we just started calling him Rat. Adam, you might have beef with that too. Take it up with me. I have beef with that.

What? That's how he started calling Rat Rat, because he said his last name wrong. And so we just started calling him rat. How old was he? 12, probably. How do you know he was saying it wrong? Because he told us later. Like he just told us his name, you say Ratonni, not Ratanelli.

Oh, either that. He was trying to be cool. Like a Fonzarelli. Right. Bratinelli is kind of, yeah, something in Italian, like Rizzo's last name. So you were part of the rat pack. Yeah, dude, part of the rat pack. Original and the fret.

See? Out here, nicknames. Tucci and Ving Rames, roommates at SUNY Purchase. Wow. God, could you imagine those late nights? I didn't know that. They came to each other with problems. Absolutely.

Right? Yes. Fitting hair. They came to each other to talk about thinning hair problem. But there was something that happened to Ving in the day, and he's like, I got to tell Tucci and vice versa. God. That's amazing. Can you think of a better person to just sort of like share your day with than either of those guys?

Also, and this sounds weird and it's not sexual. I wonder what the room smelled like. Great. I bet it smelled really good. What's your prediction? I think some kind of a wood I've never seen. Yeah, some sort of Vingy-Tucci situation. I think Cocoa Butter.

Yeah. And that was Tucci. That was Tucci. Ving was a big reds was actually a jerkie guy. Tucci is probably sexual earlier Tucci was wet all the time Tucci was covered Coco butt

Couldn't get a hold of him They called him Coco Tucci Coco Tucci Oh god Tucci They didn't They didn't know They was Stanley

Until like That was actually their only fight was Bing got into Tucci's Cocoa butter Big I can't help but notice Listen Listen, I know that, can I say, I know that the podcast landscape is saturated, and there are too many, and we're lucky to even be doing this. Yeah.

And we're taking up space. Can we please figure out the Ving Rames, Stanley Tucci, roommates' podcast? Please. Oh, yeah. Where they just, they do two episodes per year. That's enough. Would be tight. That would be enough. And they just cover what happened.

Because, oh, Coco Tucci and Ving, dude. Coco Tucci. What were they listening to in there? What were they listening to? What year was it? Shade. Okay. So he was born in 1960, which means this was 1980 when they were in college.

Okay. So, like, when it was, like, Philly Soul? What was sexy in 1980? What? Marvin Gay? Huh? Marvin Gay? Sounds like you've been in my incognito.

Got damn his tabs open. Hot one. Hot 100 So I'm like I'm seeing here they got Captain and Teneal I think they were cool One more time

Call me by Blondie That could have gotten played I think that got Tucci had that Cruising by Smokey Robinson Oh I love it Where we're cruising together Oh I can smell the cocoa

Yeah He's still making a baloney I don't know what they're doing in there That's why we need the Barton. Things on the hot plate. Things on the plate. Things on the plate. Duj is on the cocoa butter. Groovin's plate in the back.

They're both singing it? They're in college. God, damn. They just accidentally harmonized and both of them look at it. Yeah. Yeah. Are we doing this? We're doing this. Where is she in New York? Yeah, yeah, yeah. City?

Uh, Isaac? No, I don't think so. There it is. The prints on the shirts. Harrison, New York. loud the prints on the shirts in that room two different sized dudes yeah oh the washes on the denim yeah the washes on the denim

and the tucci rames established Tucci's in there in some turquoise denim just laying it out freaking like cocoa butter laying it you know I had size 38 cross colors when I was in sixth grade they were turquoise

I know you did me and Tucci one of the many Toch Humane. Oh, man. All right, for my third pick. I'm going to really be thinking about those guys.

We're not done talking about it. That'll come up again. Oh, another break? That's a flavor combination. We'll be right back with my third pick right after this short break. And we're back

with more All Fantasy Everything, which, by the way, if you're just listening to this, you can watch us on YouTube. Even if you don't want to watch us on YouTube, throw us a little subscribe on there. Yeah, come on. Grab a little subscribe for us. And just put it on.

I met quite a few folks on the road that have said they've just been putting it on and like letting it play. Yeah. And that which do that. Yeah, some people put it on and raise their children. Do that. We'll raise your children for you. Don't bring a gun to school. That's a lesson. Tucci Rames. Right there. Yeah.

Honey Night Cheerios. Regular ones suck. That's a lesson right there. And this is the last thing I'm going to say. Yeah. Do you think he ever sang it and he said I love it when we're Tuchin together? Yes. I think things saying it to him. Oh, no.

Finish it I don't got it Finish the whole back I started it And I knew I didn't have it As soon as I started I was like This is not going

The way you wanted to Get in that closet I smoked the whole cigar I try I try to see him doing it in my head Because I can only see Marcelus Wallace Or the dad from baby boy doing it

But they're in college So in my head I just put a jerry curl on him It was too much going on mentally To continue with You fried your You fried your circuit

Yeah, it was too much going on to continue With the impression That is sick I'm gonna go savory One more time with my third pick Even though I've gone savory Three times in a row But this one's important

And this one may not be top of mind For everybody But I think once I say it It will The flavor will flood to your tongue And I'm taking Huh You think that do

I do think that And I think that sincerely I can't get on the side I just had like tongue prejack Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Get ready. Honey mustard Snyder's pretzel bite.

Oh, yeah, let's go. Come on. I swear to God, that was my first on my list. Wow. A powerful. So good. A powerful and mysterious flavor. Max loves them.

They're so good. It's like better than any honey or mustard I had. It is. It's kind of like the sour cream onion. They don't make anything that's just honey or just mustard flavored, right? Like if you just have mustard flavored pretzels or do they? Honey, like, well, isn't that what? Honeylure? Yeah, what's the nut part?

You picked a honey. You don't want an onion. As I'm saying. Finally, they've been waiting for one of you to ask. This is the zeit guy. And I hate to be that guy. I don't taste nut. I don't taste nut either. There's got to be like an oat or something like a nut thing they're putting in there. It's all honey.

It's all honey. Okay. All right. But maybe just like they were like honey cherios. Almond. Allman. It's almond. Oh, okay.

Actually, I can kind of. They didn't put that in the original recipe, though, huh? Yeah. Try to fucking spice it up. Couldn't give us even a little bit. Pure oat. No, they just put a bunch of fucking gravel in the first one. The Honey Mustard Snyder's, it's like, it's almost too much.

It's like a very strong flavor. It stops you from eating the whole bag, though. That's what I like about it. Yeah. You can't even get high and eat that. No, you can, no, right. Yeah, that's like listening to like jazz fusion stone, dude. You can't.

Oh, you jazz guy. Yeah, I know. jazz in the last year. I figure with those boots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. These predate the jazz, but they should have, I should have seen it coming. Yeah, man, I got this, uh, the signs were there. Yeah. Got this hat from this record store and Macon that you don't have a hat of. I do have a shirt

from that. Yeah, but I got the hat. So I went and I bought records from there. Yeah. No, I haven't, but I hope to make it. Hope to making it there someday. I performed at the failed attempt to break the world record. The most kazoo's played at the same time. Now, does that still haunt your dreams? Yeah, they failed because of Ian, by the way. He was the last one and he can't play a kazoo.

They were counting on it. You were like 10,090 and you're like, I just can't do it. Brother, I might have a kazoo. He can't kazoo. This is just a deafening silence. Our son, we're really hoping he can reverse those two curses. It'll stop you from, like it's work eating these pretzels. It's a thick powder.

And it feels like it cuts in your mouth a little bit. It gets in there. Yeah. It gets in a little bit like Skoll or Copenhagen. Yeah. I used to have the kazoo. Oh, wow. That was awesome.

I have a kazoo that says Macon on it. Show me how you do it. Did you know you had to, like, if you just blow no gazoo, it doesn't do shit. You have to vocalize. So it's kind of nothing. Now do Ving Rames and Stanley Tucci sing Cruising That was almost like David's impression

Oh no So do you have a Macon-branded Kazoo? No, because you haven't been there. No, I haven't been there. We want to come though, Aaron. We want to come to Macon. When do you think,

now if you were booking a attempt to break a most kazoo's play at the same time world record, when would you have the stand-up comedian go up for half an hour. Half an hour is a death. Let me throw him some other details. It's daytime.

It's outside. Oh. Would you have him go up? You're not going in on Aaron here. No, no, no. It wasn't Aaron who booked. I was just like, no. But he didn't order it.

Aaron, thank you for having me out. I went up after the failed attempt to break the record. That's such a bummer. Be like, so we didn't do it. They had kazoo-based programming all day. It was a blast. There were families. Cazoo-based programming.

Otis Redding's family was there. There was a kazoo comedian who just did kazoo bits. There was a kazoo choir. Everyone was having a good time. Failed attempt to break the record. And then me. As people were leaving. Just trying to do, like, regular comedy.

I wrote a bunch of kazoo jokes. That sucked. Nobody liked them. Some people liked it. I blew it. I spent the whole car. Were there any short kaz jokes you remember? remember? Or am I putting you on the spot too much?

I could probably Google. I had them all in a Google Doc. I could probably find them. Do you sing Kazoo's that girl? That would have been better. I like how obviously at the time that wasn't funny, but now objectively retelling this story, putting you after the failed Kazoo attempt. Like, if you were playing the long game for what's the funniest when you retell this story, it's 100%. That's the funniest time. By the way, if they broke the record, I guess it would have been more jubilant. Also a bad time because then people just want to shake each other's hands, congratulate, you know, each other on doing kazooz. You know, the Greek god of mouth thunder was called kazooz.

I had jokes of that level. I did. Mouth thunder is always been looking to get out of this podcast. Mouth thunder sounds all right. Mouth thunder sounds like you got to brush your teeth. Sorry. Now thunder sounds like what you did on your hand in that football game. Anyway, honey nut mustard

Honey nut mustard Snyders I had a great time in making by the way I had a great time of the kazoo fest He knows you're not going in on a merit of us Yeah, I had a great time Fresh produce is one of the best record stores I've ever been to I love that place You should get a hat

I have a shirt Yeah Mike time for your third pick This one I'm not going to like Came to me while we were talking This is what I like When it got brought up And I realize now I need a savory in here.

Cocoa butter flavored Stanley Tudgeon. Motion. Cocoa butter flavored Stanley Tudgy skin flakes. Gravy Juergens, dude. Possibly cute. He's on Mississippi State this year, right? Gravy Jurgens. The NIL money is blowing.

You can buy a cowbell with gravy jurgents. against his face on it. He's already paid by the collective. The rest is just gravy. The rest is all gravy. I heard Jimmy Dean bought him a car. He gave him the car. He's still alive.

No, my picture, my pick is not Stanley Tucci Cogo Butter. It is Cool Ranch Doritos. Yes. On my list. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Another one that just felt right once we started having the chip conversation.

And one of the two OG flavors, like it is that in nacho cheese. It was that. That was it forever. That was all you had. There was an original Dorito. They made a corn Dorito. So they made the yellow bag corn Dorito after Nacho and Cool Ranch. They had the yellow bag that was straight up corn Doritos.

Those are like Cheerios. They're horrible. There was never an original Dorado. There was a corn chip. It started with Notches and die. It started at Disneyland. His name's Frito Dorito. Jason Dorado.

Jason Grin or Jason Dorado. Jason Dorado. The original... Oh, that made me move. Jason... Jason Dorito singing a fucking sexy song. Caught the Holy Ghost on that one. That made me boo.

The original Dorito. I'm gonna do my thing. Was sold at Disneyland. Jason Dorito. At Casa de Frito. What? Sounds like you wrote a wiki page earlier today. This is like the lore that like McDonald's is made up around like grimace and all those

fuckers. So you're telling me it was a normal corn chip With like no nacho cheese No nacho cheese And they were marketed as Doritos It was the first tortilla chip To be launched nationally in the U.S. Wow

Asshole Was that you were never bags of those Yes That you could get outside of Disneyland Starting in 1966 Before the moon landing You asshole You never landed on the moon

With all the fury of Nicholas Cage's character In Conner or the Rock Cut the Chit-Chat A-hole Yeah, dude. And you just talked about the moon landing. You probably believe in COVID, too, don't you? Asshole.

Prick? Yeah. They never sold bags of those questions. Yes, they did. At the store. Do you have an image of the bag? Hold on. Do you want answers?

I want the truth. Well, okay. You fucking prick. Either way, cornice Doritos is a good way to go. Original Doritos. See, those are the yellow corn bags I'm talking about. But I think. I think that was the original.

Isaac? I'm looking at them right now. Yeah. Those bring back the old packing from the 70s for a short time. Wow. Yeah. No, those are tacos. Those are the taco ones, though.

Yeah, but what are tortilla chips? Wikipedia says, and maybe I am the asshole, the prick. I'm just reading off Wikipedia. That was just the first tortilla chip to be launched nationally. Okay. I'm wrong. I didn't know that. What is the source of your?

confident. Childhood, bro. Growing up. Well, yeah, those were the chits when we were growing up, but there was stuff that happened in the 60s, for instance. Sure. Before we were born. I just never knew.

I thought Doritos were launched as a nacho cheese chip. I thought that. I thought they were, I thought nacho cheese and cool ranch came to be together. Like, it was a red pill, blue pill situation. Okay. IRL. Apparently, that's not true. What I will say I appreciate about the Doritos people is going all the way back to my first

pick Baja blast. I feel like the Doritos Locos Taco Taco Bell, also one of the early collaborations that's now just canon. Yes. That was one of the other godfathers. We're still on the table, by the way. blew my mind when that came out. I swear to God, I was with you, and we made a trip

to go to Taco Bell when we heard about that. Almost positive that we did. Because we're like, that can't be true. I honest, I didn't believe it. I'm like, there's not a taco shell that's a Dorito. In a way. It felt like Dionne Sanders playing baseball. It was like...

And he's going to catch a flight and be a falcon later? There's no way. You can do both? So I have it here. Okay. Tortillo, toasted corn tortilla was the first one. Okay. And then in 72, nacho cheese.

Interesting. Yeah. Whose cheese? Taco flavored in 67. Nacho cheese. My cheese. 72. 78 sour cream and onion flavored Doritos, but discontinued in the early 80s.

Yeah, nobody was trying to. That's crazy. This is about to fuck everybody's head up right here. A sesame seed flavored Doritos. was available for a short time, 78, 79. Which region? Global. So they were doing it even back then.

Wow. Because that's crazy. Bring those back, by the way. I would love to taste the sesame seed Dorito. Jason Dorito, bring him back. Dorito. Been around the window. Nobody's doing sesame seed flavor to anything right now, other than bagels.

Is that a flavor? Yeah, sesame seed. They have a bunch in Asia. There's a lot of candy. Nobody, okay I'm gonna fuck myself Sesame candy You guys never had sesame seed candy?

I don't think so 86 cool ranch Okay Wow 86 cool ranch They knew because they knew A cool dude was coming in 87 God damn right

That was Tuji's first attempt But a nickname for Ving was 86 Cool Ranch No they were already in grad school At that year Yeah Coorincerito is a great pick Yeah fantastic Dave time for your third and fourth

Okay I, oh, junior western bacon cheeseburg. Yeah. Oh. Come on. Come on. Come on. What are we doing?

Is that the onion ring on it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're out there. Yeah. With the barbecue sauce? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Boy, they really let us have it with that one. You pick them very. What the fuck just happened to you? I got real sexual. Why your voice did so deep? Boy, they really knew what they were doing, huh?

What is what is going on? I'm serious. Gentlemen, would you concur? Gentlemen, would you concur that they? Bro, bro, they really figured it out. Yeah, the junior bacon, Western cheeseburger. Yeah. Also, a lot of suffixes.

Yes. Well, I mean, I heard about it from Jack Black and then I went on. Got it. Because I'm thinking about Carl's Jr. Yeah, Carl Jr. Yeah. Did you guys call it Carl's Jr.? growing up or Hardys?

We had Hardys. I mean, we didn't have Carl's Jr. It was Hardy. It said Hardee's on the building. It's like Midwest is Hardee's right? Yeah, we were Carl's Jr. Is that the dividing line? I've never understood.

We just saw Hardys in Indiana yesterday. I was in Indiana yesterday. But yeah, we saw Hardis. Ed Hardys, right? In your closet. You mean when you open your closet, you see nothing but Hardies.

It's so bad. And what am I wearing, bro? Yeah, that's a good pick, the junior back in Weston-Cheesburger. And your fourth pick? Unless we have anything more to say I don't mean a cut off discussion on the junior bacon Western cheese

No I just feel like it's pretty That's what it says on the table The junior Western bacon cheese I'll take a junior Western bacon cheese A junior But the junior part is cool because you have two of them Yeah exactly

Or a season A season Take two of the nuggets and shove them up your ass It's still funny Throw them away Hmm Now's what's We're getting a little weird

Yeah, we all It's been pretty safe so far I've got some weird ones on Well, nothing too weird Man, this is this one is weird This one is just really personal I loved it I think they discontinued the whole brand

But you could only get this at Christmas I'm taking a Sierra Miss Cranberry splash Oh my God It's gone and comes back It's gone it comes back Some Christmases I feel like they still do it That shit was so fucking good

Good, man. Yeah, it's so good. Oh, wow. I just, I got literal chills when you said that. Oh, man. Well, now it's Starry, right? I think, I can't tell. It is.

Stari is 100%. Starry is different a little bit. I've never had it, but yes. So is Starry doing a cranberry soda sprit is? They better. Because holy shit. It was, I remember drinking it and being like, why, why can't I have this every day? This is incredible.

Right. How dare you gatekeep this for one time of year? Yeah, it was nuts. It was nuts. It makes the holiday special, though. It looks like they are doing a starry cranberry. Are they? Well, they know.

Right now? Seasonal, so November. Can I say another thing. I like when they stick to seasonal. I don't mind it either, yeah. Yeah, I've been noticing they've been pushing eggnog back and it feels like a sign of the time. If the sun has to be down by like six at the latest for Nog to be out in my opinion. want July Nog.

No. I feel like they're going to push like, I think they're going to push Nog back and they're going to push Halloween candy up and they're all going to meet in August and then America's going to fall. I'll say we could keep Nog through Valentine's Day some lovers Nog would be all right with me. Get the fuck out of you. Some of lovers.

Get the fuck out of you. It sucks that you said that. I've got you a gallon of lovers. Fuck. That's so funny. It's red. Oh, Oh, baby.

Christmas came late this year. A gallon of red lovers gnaug. Sean came early. I didn't notice you come in. I've been chilling some lovers nog. Or warming? I'm warming my loins in the bathtub while chilling my lover's nog at the same time. I'm using my body heat to warm this flagon of lovers nog.

If you'll go to the closet You'll notice barely any clothing and some loversnog Put both on Would you care to join me in the below ground hot tub For some lovers knock? We have an upside down hot tub Like Tommy Lee did the drums I have a selection of

It's like Loversnog, dude Ideas We're an idea group here Stanley Tucci's got his branded lover dog coming out for sure. Cocoa butter lover's knock. You got to eat it with a spoon.

I'd go nuts on that. Staring with Tucci's last batch lover's knock. It's the last dog in the season. Listen, I want a divorce, but I also want one last night. Hey, but also, how come cocoa butter isn't a flavor we could eat sometime? That's interesting. It smells like I want to eat it. Well, it's coconut, right?

Yes. Shea butter smells like I want to eat it. So, like, that's cocoa butter. Coconut and shay butter? I don't... Is it? I thought it was like cocoa bean. Oh.

Oh. It's C-O-C-O-A. You're probably right. Coco bean. Cocoa-C-B. Yeah, it's not C-O-C-C-O. It's chocolate. It'd be funny if it was cuckoo-cou butter.

Cuckoo-Butter. I'd like to spread it on a bagel either way. I'll tell you that. I don't know what you're talking about. Sex and stuff. It felt so sexual. The way you said. You can see my underwear this whole time.

Lovers'nog is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. It's fun being around you boys It's fun being around you boys Wouldn't happen on Zoom Never would have thought of Lovers Known Never could have gotten a lover's dog I'd be too busy beating off That's the big reason we had to stop doing

The Zoom episode Yeah a lot of you guys think it's because I moved Or we wanted to be in prison I was getting too down with the sickness Shum was checking off the whole time dude Wow Mike time for your fourth pick His home making is lover's nog

Yeah Lovers are off the phone It's a family recipe. Not a family restaurant. I'll tell you that. Oh, my fourth pick.

So I don't know if it's definitely not the original and it doesn't count as a I don't know if it's a different flavor, but it's a specific type. And this is just more to continue to espouse propaganda of a take that I've enjoyed, which is I think the Reese's fast break bar is the best variety of any

Rieces that exists. I think it is the best Reese's product on the market, bar none. I'm glad we, I'm glad, Isaac, does this count? I think it,

it's a derivative of a Riesc. If it doesn't count, I have an alternate pick I can go to. Is it a flavor alternative? It's a own product. It's, I'd say it's a spinoff of Rises. You think it's a spin off of the cup?

I do. I don't know what pieces count. Does it, does it taste differently? Oh, yes, because it's got carrot in it. Yeah, But it's got cherry too, right? No, it doesn't have cherry chairs.

The Take 5 is its own entity. Well, no, the Take 5 is its own bar. Because the Take 5's got peanut. Oh, there's a Rees. Or it's got... Oh, you're saying Reese's fast break. Maybe I'm thinking of the Take 5. Does that have cherry?

The Take 5 has pretzel and caramel on it. But Fast Break has like nugget at the bottom. But also, Take 5 isn't Rees's branded, right? Take 5 is just a Take 5. That was my badge. Or whoever brought you. I think it's a Reese's orange thing. Take 5 is not.

I don't think I've ever had a fast break, but This seems different enough. Take 5 is a Reese's product. But is it its own product or is it a flavor of a thing? I do think it's its own, I think we should have out this Reese's conversation. I think it's a flavor. It's the packaging says Reese's on it, right? When we're talking about, so we're only talking about the different cups.

Where Reese's is take 5. Yeah, it's an orange-ass wrap. What about Nut Rage's? Nourageous is what we're going to do later, bud, when we go to Jumbos Clown. I think it says Reese's on the bed. No, remember the internet that you had on Jumbo's clown room. Later on. He sounded like that guy who just called me.

That strip glove promoter that is moving all your furniture. Is the fast break of variation of the take five? I think these are all products under the Reese's umbrella. So I guess that's my biggest question. It's not a flavor. So if you want, I can pivot. I have an alternative. pivot. The form of it

is different enough to wear. Yeah, but it's the same. But that's an interesting take because it's kind of a a twix. It's kind of a a Twix. It's kind of a Reese's twix. I described it to someone today as it's like if a three musketeers and a Reese's had a baby.

Yeah. And it's a delicious baby. Now have you had all three musketeers didn't stay around though? No. They all left. They didn't all make it. No, they all left. Yeah. D'Artagnan's Day. But Orthos, Porthos, and Athos, they all left. Well, then that would be four musketeers.

Okay. There were four of them. That's what I'm saying. D'Artagnan wasn't a real musketeer. Yeah. He was just a hired sword, if you will. I think, I think she count. I don't see, I don't understand why it doesn't.

Because it's indifferent because then Reese's pieces, because it's not a derivation of the cup. It's not a flavor of the cup. You know what I mean? Well, no, but Reese's, so Reese's, that's the peanut butter cup you're saying. I actually think you're right. Honestly, I took a little bit of a risk just to get the take off. I was good to get a takeoff.

See, he's not getting in, because here we are talking about it. What is everybody's favorite Reese's product? I like, I've said it seven times to the last, I really like the NutRidge's. Is that Rhesis? Yeah. Oh, okay. I feel like it was early, early Risa's spinoff.

Yep. I think. I like the white chocolate cups. Yeah, it was good. Oh, yeah. That's a very South Dakota pick. Shit, that could have got picked. I still can't.

I'm going to join you on the Nutrageous Block, dude. I didn't know that was Rhesus for some reason. It was so good. I do love that. But that's your, that is a good fucking product. Yeah. Great product. No.

Thank God for the cup for coming first and paving this road for everybody. But it's not. I was okay with the cup, by the way, for years. Yeah. I, I, that's still probably my favorite. Tell you this, I won't keep the pieces out of bed either. No. No.

I don't want the, I don't want the, I don't want the, I don't want the wrapper on the cup. I don't like you when they put the pieces in the cup. Give me a bag of unwrapped mini cups. I dig that. I love a little crunch. That's why I like it when they put in the cup. That's why I like it. Like the ones you talked about with the potato chips.

The pretzels. Give me all that. Give me all that savory. Don't give you stuff that I'm going to mush on my reases at a barbecue. Interesting. You know what I mean? You're making... You're not getting rees at a...

Wait, sorry. You weren't saying what I thought you were saying. I thought you were saying you're getting rees at a barbecue and putting chips on them. Yes. Do you get rees at a barbecue? Like those little ones. What barbecue? They melt.

Don't look at me. They would fucking melt, David. You're putting them on the spin. No, I'm not. No, that's what he's imagining. I'm not barbecuing Reese's. Now that's over. Slow and low, gentlemen.

Slough and a bunch of Reese's and some tinfoil. Listen. Grill them up. Like a terriaki chicken. Terriaki chicken. Tereaki chicken, Rees's peanut butter cup. I'm trying it. Oh, yeah.

I don't know what we're saying. The grill marks are the Reese's peanut butter cup. Are you talking about a Reese's kebub? Okay. You freeze the Reese's first. You're going to ruin that green egg. Freezes pieces. You freeze pieces.

You freeze its pieces. You freeze cups. I'm not going to ruin. in that green egg. You get peanut butter all over that. I have my company green egg. I have, there's peanut butter on our big green egg.

Which is around the back in the backyard. You can't even see it. You can't just like the yellow king back there. You freeze the Reese's first, so they start colder. And you add them. Underwearing a gas mask. Once the chicken's been, the chicken's like 10 minutes from being done, put the cups on.

Uh-huh. You rotate them. Rotate them. You're just, you'd freeze it. Are you sure that's what you're doing? Zoom the camera in on that right now. It's rotating. All right, I'll come to the barbecue.

You'll come, all right. Lover's dog? Mike? A lover's gnaug. And then help yourself to a flagon of lover's nog. Mike, your fourth pick? All right. It's next to the mead.

My fourth pick then will be the golden birthday cake Oreo. Oh, yeah. I feel like Oreo needed some representation in here. Yes. And I've tried all the weird flavors. These I just got at dinner at a friend's house. Put me on my ass. They're so good.

Hold on. Somebody put Oreos out at dinner at like a friend? Brought him out. That's a class move. After a like nice dinner. Like a guy that worked at a restaurant, cooked it up for us. And then it's like, oh, by the way, for dessert. Were they presented or was it like just the pack of Oreos?

Like go nuts on them? I mean, he popped open the top on the pack, but that was all the presentation we got. That's great. I like that a lot. For much else. I like that a lot. That's nice because they're like, because you know at that point they can cook.

Yes. So they're just like, that's how good this is. This belongs at this table too. You know the, like when you open those resealable Oreo. Re seal for what? That smell that hits when you first open the birthday cake.

That velvet fog that rolls out. Yeah. Yeah. Miltourmet. Those golden ones too. Man, I bet I could still do. I bet I could eat 30 Oreos with milk.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, easy. The original birthday egg Oreos are also phenomenal. Phenomenal. You do two at a time in the glass of milk, and you know how they're ready to go when they start to smush together, and then you pull them out, and you're like, yeah, two at a time. One's not enough.

When's the milk starts to break down the structure? Uh-huh. Yeah. And then the buildings collapse in on each other, and you're like, watch that guys, dude. Watch loose trench. And I'm like, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these walls. And I smashed double-decker Oreos.

One of those tweets, I don't remember who it's by, but that will stay with me forever, is Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this dance floor. That's a load-bearing tweet. 100%. It was tear down this club. It was something one of those two was very funny. It was sick. Time for my fourth pick, and I can't believe I'm staying savory. Tell me this counts.

I am a savory boy. You're not a sweet guy. I'm a savory boy. You are in life, but. Thank you very much. You're a sweet boy yourself. Thanks, buddy. spicy McChicken Oh

Oh yeah I think the McChicken is the straight up And I think spicy was the variation Yeah They also had the Cajun for a second Ooh that one was dangerous There's no way for this to not

sound gross while talking about it But there's something about that hot mayonnaise On a spicy chicken I don't think that sounds gross at all No So fucking good Hot Mayo is great It's great

Yeah it's great It's different if it's like hot From being in the sun You know But if it's like hot from the sandwich That's great I love it if it's a fresh one, it's so spicy.

It's so spicy. It's like the fresher they are, the spicier they are. They feel classy in a weird way. It did to me that, it did, it felt classier than the double cheeseburger. I thought, so like, yeah, yes. And what I think, like, when I buy it, I'm like, I feel like the quality of this should be worse than

it is. It always felt a little higher quality. Yeah. The body is the thing that disappoints you. The meat is solid. Yeah. I even like that bun. Well, and you get extra lettuce, don't you? I do. Well, I do like extra lettuce. Yeah. I love the shredded lettuce. The shredded lettuce on there is great. It's so good.

It's key, in fact. I'll get it without lettuce most of the time. That's, so it's just mayo and spicy. Robbing yourself. No. Just mayo and spice. Mayo and spice. Give me extra spice, extra mayo. Mayo and spice right here. Get the goddamn greens out of there. The spicy meat chicken is my fourth pick. Perfect. Sean, time for

your fourth and then your final pick. We'll do a lightning round for the final round. All right. Bacardi Raz. Yeah, I knew. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay, David, I knew you were going to do this. But it's personal, it's personal. Okay, so, Bacardi, whatever. But for me, I'm taken, or it could be that, that, like, dragon fruit one.

That was another big one. I'm taking RAS because that's the one that people know, but I'm kind of just taking. No. I'm taking a specific one. I know, I know. But, because David's reacting to a specific time with Razz, I imagine. But that doesn't mean, that shouldn't take away from Bacardi Razz because everybody got down on it. No, and everybody, because someone out there was like, Bacardi O was the one that did me wrong.

Right. Everybody's got their own. And somebody out there's like Parrot Bay. But Picardy Raz, man, you'd go to a party, just, you'd have a bottle. Yeah. You'd all pull off it. You didn't really need a chaser. And you just, that was your night.

And it, you know, it never ended great, but it ended fun. Yeah, absolutely. It didn't always end up fun either, though. Most of the time, it ended both. Yeah, it ended a lot of stuff. It ended me wearing whatever shirt I was wearing. Yeah, it was just, yeah, when that flavored liquor came out, No holds bar.

We were a big, we were a big Barnett's crew. Oh, yeah. Which is so gross. I mean, we were Boone's Farm all day. All that sugar, all that sugary stuff. All that vodka, all that. But Picardy Raz was the one where it's like, that was it. McCarty felt top tier of that, too.

Yes. Yeah, Picardy's like a call. I was going to say, we were drinking like bubble gum three olives in college. Oh, man. We used to have these things. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We had cinnamon. Oh, yeah. It was Chuck Norris, whereas it was. was the bubblegum three olives and then this stuff called liquid ice, I think. It was a blue red bull type thing. Yes. I mean, so, like, I remember I did this like 5K walk for this bar that I used to work at.

And we got done at like 10 in the morning. We're all like, all right, so Chuck Norse shots all day after we earned them. We did freshman year Nick Nampay, not in the studio, not on the podcast today, but we drank Mondo in 151. That's sound like two dudes you grew up. with anything in 151 we used to chase 151 with uh this is so gross ramen chicken juice okay okay okay any port in the storm it you're right honestly you're right really worked deal pickle juice like truly anything it would cut that shit off my initial reaction was recoil and the more i thought about that no it really worked well actually enlightened yeah what to honor you to honor that

With my last pick Chicken ramen Chicken flavored ramen noodles Like top ramen Yeah chicken flavored ramen Top ramen Modern channel That place

What's the original Just ramen? Just ramen noodles right Okay Yeah hell yeah That chicken Are we talking about the blue one? Hi dude

That's one of my favorite Well the blue was the Relax The blue I'm saying But are we saying That's original ramen as all Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

I know what you're talking about, yes. Are we saying that's... Oh, that's the original and everything else is... I can't say that word. Use that word to describe things, but not people. I'm not saying it. I'm, the point is... Right?

Or is that... I can blackmail you. Yeah. I'm not saying it. I haven't looked at the booth for a minute. Mike is the truth that you can use that... My question is, was that the original... I think that's the original...

I think that's the original. That's, no, I don't want anybody to stand it. Whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Am I way off base here? It's not a slur. No, you're right. It's a regional flavor is an acceptable way to say that word. Is that true?

Yes, it is. Okay. Yeah. And rugs. So, what are you guys saying? David, say it loud. If you say it like those orientals, that would be. Eat a lot of, yeah, no.

Jesus Christ, Sean. We were almost out. We almost came out clean and you pulled the pin. Some of us work for corporations. Yes. Cut everything out except what I just saw. And don't send this to. Skydance

Or whoever owns NBC now By the time this drops It'll probably be Lockheed Martin or something Anyway, chicken ramen Okay, great, yeah Boy, they've really added some flavors Oh, they're going to... What else they got?

No one's going to pick any more ramen, right? What else they got? Chilisely? Oh, yeah, that chili is all right. My favorite is the creamy chicken. Oh, yes, I agree. I have not had this. It's a barriced on one, yeah.

Thick, thick, it's... Over the years, though, I've really OD'd on, like, maybe it's been long enough, but I, I've, I've, Raman's taking years off my life. Let me ask you this. So, I don't like seafood. Does the shrimp ramen taste like shrimp, or does it taste like salt? Brother, nothing shrimp flavored tastes like the real deal. Right, it tastes like shrimp flavored. That's probably good.

Yeah. I wonder if I, I bet I'd like it, which is odd. It's like, it's got lime, too. I think it's like a lymie, shrimp-y thing. That sounds all right. Have you had shrimp chips? You like a British? That's what it tastes like.

Pru-froo. My final pick. Cookies and Cream Hershey Bar. Oh, damn. Good ass pick. The good-ass pick. Elegant lady of the candy aisle. Yeah.

Tip of the hat. You know, maybe one of those streaks of gray in her hair kind of thing, but she's still got it. Delicate when you eat that. Just a beautiful woman coming into full confidence has a great job. You know what I mean? Drives a jaguar, probably. A jaguar is like, I don't.

I don't know how rich you actually are. Right. You could be really rich. You could just be doing all right. Or you could be poor. She's at the bar. I don't really know. She's at the bar alone drinking a glass of wine. She smells amazing. That's what the cookies and cream Hershey's bar is to me. Or chicken ramen. Or chicken ramen did. It's too much for a bar I always felt like.

Oh, I can handle the whole thing. A whole Hershey's Bar, the cookies and cream. By the end of the bar, I'm like, oh. I can handle it. I understand that criticism, though I do not. Fair. agree in my own experience but I do know what you mean it is sweet

just sweet enough for me Mike time for your final pick I will go the Oreo McFlurry Here's my question about McFlurries What's the original? Is it just vanilla ice cream? Pretty much yeah yeah okay great There was just like the blizzard Yeah that's a great pick

And then every variant of it the Oreo McFloree For me of like the McFlurie Blizzard community cut above the right. Orio's probably got their hands in the most co-labs. Do you put Blizzard over McFlurry? I No, I think in this case I put them on pretty equal footing. There's no

difference to me, really. It's just wearing that. I feel like Blizzard's got more options. I married into a Blizzard's family. No, he didn't. You married into a McFurray family. McFurray. Thank you. My bad. I married into a McFlurry family. We got McFlurry merch, dude. Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. My wife's sister works for McDonald's in the McFlurry division.

David has a McFlurrie Snuggie. Yeah. It's a cheeseburger snuggie, but I thought of God. Permission to shake the hand of the bravest woman I've ever met. Jesus Christ, that's incredible. Inflory division, I know. She wakes up every day, and she straps it on, and she goes to the match.

She's ready for war. All the way to... I feel the only difference is the McFlurry doesn't feel the need to tilt itself upside down to prove anything to you. I think there's more Blizzard options, though. I think Blizzard has a ton of flavor. Well, that's not the McFlurries' fault, though. That's McDonald's fault.

Like, they could do all those options, too, if they wanted to. Are we separating McFlurie from McDonald's now? Well, I guess. Well, there's a division. Right. That's amazing, you know, like, inside McDonald's H.Q, like, you go down another floor. Yeah. You have to, like, double authenticate to get in, two keys.

Everyone's got frostbite. You have to, like, it has to be grimace's eye. You break in it as grimace's severed head and you're just going like this. Like, like, it's demolition man. David, your final pick Salted Caramel Nesley Flips Oh, wow Remember Nesley Flips?

Yeah? I need to be able to hold on I got a bag of those in Dallas last week. Those things are fucking too good. Oh, the pretzels? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow, they are a lot.

Wow, I'm upset with myself for not even if, yeah. Flips. Mm-hmm. A covered pretzel. is a fucking delight. It's so... Those yogurt ones, they're not good for you, right? No.

The yogurt covered pretzels. It's not like... I always trick myself and it being like, what a health nut. Nice little healthy snack. No. They're not.

No. That's why they taste so good. They're better for you than like fentanyl. If you want to frame it. That's all I really need. He's getting slumped on those yogurt pretzels. Yeah. I'll frame it like that to Laura.

You just want to frame it like that. They're like, Lord, there's worse... Was this or fentanyl? Laura. Lora. Hyped down Just calm Chill

Let me see my daughter I miss her Sorry for me to mark But I miss her That's an excellent final pick Isaac do you have a pick I do I was gonna take The Snyder's pretzel bites

If no one took it They got took But they got took Arizona green tea I had one this morning Wow I told you guys about Being off the coast of Positano

in Italy And seeing a Arizona green tea themed speedboat, right? Yes. Oh, you did. I'll show you a picture of it. You did mention that. I'll wrap up the podcast and I'll show you a picture of it.

I have it in my phone. It's crazy. Just look up boat. You guys thought, you can do that now. Oh, you can just search. You know, I try that and I feel like it doesn't work. Like, you can just search a keyword and your phone knows what the photo is. Pop right up.

It really did. What is that if not in Arizona? Oh, wow. She's breathtaking. Yeah. Isn't it beautiful? It's big. Oh, you've seen this.

Okay. Yeah. She's gorgeous. She's a beautiful sea worthy vessel. Did you send that to me so I can put it up on the YouTube? Yeah. So I'd love, if anybody has some time on their hands and wants to dig more into the source of this, I'm like, is it the person who founded the Arizona iced tea company? Is it just a fan?

Huh? His name is Don Voltajio, the founder of Arizona. Oh, I did actually. He's in the news right now. His name's Don Voltajio? Yeah. So this would track. actually, that he would have a boat off the coast of dinner.

It's not short for Donald, you know what I mean? Voltagio. He keeps the cans at 99 cents. Yeah, because it's a front. It's him and the Costco hot dog, right? Yeah. The last two warriors. That's still such a steal, by the way.

Every time I go to Costco, I'm like, I can't believe I still get to do this. To recap, Sean, you went first to you took honeynut cereals, peanut cereals, peanut tweeds, sour cream and cheddar ruffles, Bacardi Razz, and chicken ramen. At least I can go to a house party, my mind. Hey, listen, if I'm walking to a house party with mine, people are happy to see me. I don't have booze, but whatever. Flaming hot Cheetos, white cheddar cheese-its,

honey mustard Snyders, spicy McChicken from McDonald's, and cookies and cream Hershey's. Roll into the house party with a bag of fast food? That's a good guy. Yeah, that's up there with a bottle. Like, if you rolled in with 30 McChicons, people would be thrilled.

Oh, man. Mike, you took Baja Blast Mountain Dew, peanut butter Eminemes, cool-range Doritos, Golden Birthday Cake Oreos and the Oreo McFlurry. That's a, that's a sleepover right there. Yeah, that is.

David, you went last, you took Diet Coke, strawberry cream savers, Junior Western Bacon Cheeseburger, Sierra Mist Cranberry, and salted caramel messly flips. I'm trying to have sex. Yeah.

That's all over the place. You're not trying. You are. That is other than the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. I should take you light cigarettes. Yeah, get the June Bake Cheat out of there. That's a hawkerel list if you get the Junior Bacon Cheasburger out of it.

Yeah. That's all bad. Girls are wailing on the June baked cheese. That's like, I don't know. And this sounds sexist. I don't know if I've ever seen a woman eat a Western vacant chicken. I truly don't know. Send in a picture of yourself to David of you eating a junior Western baking cheese.

Send me proof. When Dana gets here, we'll just have. And, yeah, Western bacon cheeseburger. Just a bunch of Mountain Dew and June baked cheese for Dana when we record. She would try the Mountain Dew. She would try the Mountain Dew We love some good stuff on the board Blue Gatorade

All the Gatorade All the Gatorade Yeah I had blue power rate on the board That was the ultimate hangover I didn't I didn't pick it Because it felt cheap But I also had the apple cinnamon

Cheerios Yeah yeah yeah All the cheos is getting Into the game right now man Peanut Butter Crunch Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper Peanut Crunch is great Chipotle Tabasco I had

I had pumpkin spice lattes Great pick Oh man I felt a little too on the nose, but... No, I think it's not. It's the season. I like it.

I want to take some of those Chinese lays, but I didn't know if that's like two... No, I think that's in play. Like a green tea kick cat things of that nature? Yeah, the green tea. Yeah, the green tea's a good one.

The pumpkin spice latte is one of those. I don't know if I can handle a whole one anymore. Which is one of the more washed things that's true about me. Oh, you feel weird? I can't drink an entire one. It's so much sugar. I think that's more of an indictment of the pumpkin spice latte than it is you.

Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. You don't need to drink the whole thing either because it gets so, like, viscacy towards the end. You're going to leave that much in there. You're 100% right, but I want, when I don't get iced. Oh, you didn't get iced? No. Really?

And I want the caffeine. Yeah, hot. I thought you were iced. Pumpkin spy? Iced black coffee. Pumpkin spice hot coffee. No. I'm an interesting guy.

And it doesn't stop there. I'll never have hot coffee ever again if I have my drugs, which you know I like to have. Yeah. I love, I start every day with a hot coffee. Oh, I can't stand it. I start every day with an ice coffee. Mm-hmm. That's why.

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