All Fantasy Everything - Super Groups (w/ Solomon Georgio, Sean O'Connor, and David Gborie)

Episode Date: March 9, 2017

All of musical history, one fantasy draft. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Solomon Georgio, Sean O'Connor and David Gborie to draft super groups. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's available. Or if you can make the whole tagline half of the episode. Oh. Today, we are joined by David Borey, who is often on the podcast, and returning champion Sean O'Connor. Hey, did I win one week? I have no idea.

I feel like I haven't. Sometimes I do the poll, sometimes I don't. Oh, okay. I feel like you won the first one. The airheads. Airheads. I don't think I did. Who did?

Probably that rapist. it was the rapist that was a weird situation and i do feel bad he's in recovery he is in recovery and he may be what was his what's his name again devin faraci devin faraci we'll believe that we can't yeah well he knows what he knows what he did. He knows what he did. Or maybe. Guys, you have to explain this joke. I have no idea. It's not a joke. It's reality. He was on our.

He was one of the first guests. The very first podcast. You can still listen to it. Yeah. It was me, Sean, Devin Faraci, and Sergio. Sergio. Sergio Serena. And we drafted Airheads, the movies of the stars of the movie Airheads.

Oh, the Bashami Sandler vehicle. And he, it turns out later after that podcast came out. Three weeks after that podcast came out he was like very much like very against Trump and then like the alt-right found all these things

about him where he may or may not have sexually assaulted a woman and it came to light and like he lost his entire career as like a film reviewer he had had a website called birth movies death right then he like yeah yeah he's lost everything except ian kept the podcast up that's all he has i don't know how to remove it. So I feel like you won that draft. Yeah, even if he won, I won.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he's disqualified. Sergio took the mummy, and mine was so-so. He took the mummy second round. Second round. A lot of really actually good movies on the... So that's Sean O'Connor he's here at Sean O'Connor's on Twitter

stand up comedian extraordinaire former writer on the late former writer on so many things yeah and now executive producer of Hood Adjacent with James Davis

coming to Comedy Central eventually at some point it'll be on one of these days you guys look like you're doing some amazing stuff on there, though. We went to Michael Jordan's birthday party.

That's- You look- Does he have friends? I mean, that night he did. He had a lot of them. And they were Charles Oakley. I embarrassed myself a lot at that party. I would have been-

Man, I love Charles Oakley. Was that when you saw Joel Embiid? Yes. Wow. I went up to him, pitched him a bit on the show, and he was like, okay, I'll do it. And then I was like, can I have my picture with you? And then he was like, okay. And then he just stone-faced it.

Really? Which I thought was cool, yeah. A lot of black people do that. Yeah. But Arode Sanchez from Chopped, he was like, do you want to take a picture with me? And I was like, fuck yeah, Arode Sanchez from Chopped. So we look like best friends. You to take a picture with me? And I was like, fuck yeah, Rosette. So we look like best friends. You do in that picture.

It is a study in contrast. You and Joel Embiid looks like what actually happened. Yeah, exactly. Chefs and me, we work in pictures. And our fourth today is the wonderful Solomon Giorgio. Oh, hey. Also a stand up comedian Also a television writer Yes I am now

I wasn't before You weren't before But you are now At the moment At Solomon Georgio On Twitter Beautiful legs Probably the best legs

In the game That's fair Imported If I can throw that out Imported Special ordered imported Special ordered from Yeah from Africa. Special order imported. Special order from Africa by way of Seattle.

By way of Seattle, another Pacific Northwest boy. PNW. The PNW. 253 to a D.I.E. And today we have gotten together, we have convened today to draft supergroups. So what's going to happen

is we're going to take, well you can go however you want, you can draft five singers and make it a choir or whatever you want to do but the general idea is like a singer a guitarist, somebody to play bass and a drummer and then a wild card but I'm not going to tell you guys how to live your god damn lives

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the three of you will play rock paper scissors goes rock paper scissors shoot and if two people tie whoever didn't tie gets to determine the draft order

what kind of draft is it it's a serpentine draft it's a great question David thank you it's a serpentine draft which means if you pick fourth in the first round you pick first in the first round, you pick first in the second round.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay. So that's how we're going to do it. Once a pick, you know, it's a fantasy draft, so if somebody picks, you know, if it's a sandwich draft and someone picks the Reuben, nobody else can pick the Reuben. Okay. We all understand it.

What if you picked a turkey Reuben? Then you're not eating a Reuben. You'd be a fool. You'd be a garbage. I'm just saying. You'd be a garbage. I'm just saying. There's other types of Reubens. Yeah. What if you picked a Reuben. You'd be a fool. You're eating garbage. I'm just saying. You'd be a fool. I'm just saying. There's other types of Reubens.

What if you picked a Reuben Studdard? For sandwiches, I want to eat out Reuben Studdard. You know he got a meaty asshole. That's my song for two. I bet it's like gray. Sort of a gray. You might get some Ruben in it. From over-usage.

It's like an old worn-out Fetchers, man. It's like a beat-up tire. Shout out to Ruben Sutter. He personally sponsored this podcast as well If you guys could mention me So we're going to play rock, paper, scissors now Sean, David, and Solomon And it's rock, paper, scissors, shoot

And go Rock, paper, scissors, shoot And oh, Solomon picks the order He threw scissors And David and Sean both threw paper So how would you like this order to go? I'm going to go first. Solomon's going first.

Who's going second? That means you're going to go twice in a row later. I'm fine with that. I just want to make sure that I get to double up and do my picks before anybody else can get to them. No. Hey, sometimes you get excited, and then you're out here picking Tiffany. You don't know what's going on.

David did go first when he didn't know what was going on. Yeah. Solomon, you're going first who's going second I'm gonna give it to Ian alright I think Carmel's going second then I'm gonna give it to Sean

then I'm gonna give it to David then David never have to go back to back I mean yeah cause no David and me have the same sort of that's what I'm worried

is that we'll have similar people nevermind yeah David you were trying to sneaky talk him out of the Because Dave and me have the same sort of... That's what I'm worried is that we'll have similar people. Dave, you were trying to sneaky talk him out of the... I'll talk him out of anything. All right, cool. I got a thing. I got a thing. I got a whole...

You got a whole strategy? You're just drafting Sepultura. Yeah. Piece by piece. They're already the perfect band. All right, Solomon, Georgia, you have the first pick. Yeah. Of the first round of the Supergroup podcast.

All right. I've been thinking about it all day, and I'm going to go with Tina Turner. Tina Turner. Damn it. See? God damn it. He knows. He knows what I like.

That's fucked. Tina Turner on the drums. Weird pick. Weird pick. Weird pick. Honestly, hands down, I think the best vocalist. The best. The best. Best front person. Best front person. Weird pick Weird pick Honestly Hands down I think the best vocalist The best

Best front person Best front person No one else can sing Like she can She can She's got good style She can dance a little bit too And she paints

She paints a picture Like I feel like she can Do like a choke hold With her legs Like I think she could just I'd pay for that Yeah She's got wonderful legs

Simply the best Simply the best. Simply the best legs. As a leg person, I have to pick a leg person. Of course. Obviously. That's why I'm going with the best eyes. She lives in Switzerland?

Yeah. I didn't know that. That's how her voice got all that accent that she has now. She's from what? Tennessee? She's from Nutbush, Tennessee. That's not how you talk. I think she's from Ohio. No, she's from Tennessee. She's Tennessee. She's from Nutbush, Tennessee That's not how you talk I think she's from Ohio No, she's from Tennessee

She's Tennessee She's from Nutbush, Tennessee Ike is from Missouri Nutbush There's a song called Nutbush Nutbush City Limits Nutbush A church house, gin house

It's a fantastic song And that's the whole city limits That's the whole city limits It's a really good song It's a short song Church house, gin house, yeah Welcome to Nutbush Now you're in Wilkinson It's a short song. Church house, teen house, yeah. Welcome to Bush.

Now you're in Wilkinson. Not Bush. It's just a list. It's like Jeff's house, Chris's house, yeah. My dad's house, my mom's house,

they don't live together no more. Yeah. That's great. And I think that sets a strong It's going to be interesting to see how the rest of this band comes together To support Tina Turner Oh you have no idea what I'm going to do I don't

Is there a genre for your band? I'm not You don't want to reveal it That's just too much To make sure he doesn't do this weird Doth soul thing Tina Turner's great I'll take Marilyn Manson to make sure he doesn't do this weird Joth soul thing. I know he's playing that. Tina Turner's great.

She, like, fuck, that, the big, what is the real name of that? The big, will you keep on burning? Proud Mary, Proud Mary, keep on burning. The fact that other people have tried to do versions of that song is bullshit. Oh, yeah. Dude, Celine Dion has a version of that song.

Oh, no. And the last note is the sound of an explosion. I appreciate the technique. The boat blew up. You should know every Celine Dion song is about a boat. And they all end with explosions. They all perish in a different way. It was blown up by Quebec separatists.

I like there's no easy way out. That's about the boat in Undersea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my heart will go on. You think it's about the Titanic. It's not. No. Speed two.

Oh, yeah. Speed two boat. Tina Turner, excellent first pick. It's time for my first pick. I have to take Prince. I wish I knew what we were doing. Dead people. We can do dead people.

We can do dead people as we're going to find out with all of my picks. I don't know if you know this, but this is fantasy. This is fantasy. I have a whole new... I like how your imagination has restrictions. Yeah. It's not imagination.

I'm making this up. Yeah, David, don't even try picking Uncle Charles from Bone Thugs. He likes his pick. I just miss him. I just miss him so much. In front of his home.

Four black men found each other. Brought together by only the speed of their... Talking. Can you also rap in a harmony? All right, so I'm taking Prince and I'm taking him as my guitar player. Lead guitar.

Prince fucking shreds on guitar. He can sing. I mean, his voice is amazing too. So he's going to be up there, the guitarist, stealing the show from the lead singer every now and then. You know, singing some of the songs. But for the most part, just up there fucking shredding on the guitar,

short, looking weird. Here's my worry about Prince. Prince would be mad as hell if you tried to put him in the background like that. That's what I'm saying. Can he be contained? Hell no.

What happens when the singer tries to go back to back with him? Maybe this isn't a band that's around for 20 years. Maybe it's three amazing albums. He can be contained because he wrote so many other people's music

that I feel like he's willing to take the background. But did he perform it? All of those people have a scary story about him. Yeah, yeah. No, he's intense. He's like barely five feet tall, and these people are terrified of the smallest man. One good album is all you need. That's all I'm looking for.

We should go with the Traveling Wilburys model of like I have no idea what you're talking about in all things it might have been the whitest thing

I've ever said Traveling Wilburys Roy Orbison Bob Dylan George Harrison Tom Petty Jeff Lynn oh I don't know

who that Lynn guy is but that sounds cool from ELO alright ELO is the Electric Light Orchestra I don't so they had a but that sounds cool from ELO alright ELO is the electric light orchestra I don't so they had a

yeah okay okay alright yeah right ELO had like Evil Woman Turn to Stone Mr. Blue Sky

It's a living thing listen guys I'm just to get out of here. You ever see Boogie Nights? Yeah. One of their songs is a bad. A few of their songs are. Boogie Nights. Oh.

That one? No. No. Is that a song? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Ba, ba, ba.

Got to get it started. Boogie Nights. What about? Got a evil woman. That's ELO? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, get it started. What about got an evil woman? That's ELO? Yeah. There you go. We just needed you to know one.

So yeah, Prince, I'm putting them on guitar and again it is going to be a one album before they all kill each other. That's all you need. And then they reunite later. Exactly, and you know the album can have a cool title like Flying Too Close to the Sun. Yeah. It's almost like they knew.

Yeah. Yeah. So Prince up there, freaky outfits. He's not just playing guitar. He's playing several different instruments and writing a lot of the songs. That's my pick. I don't regret it. I insist.

Sean O'Connor. Okay. Like I said, tonight, I'm going for the win, baby. I'm not going to do any jokes at all. I'm going straight for the win. And that's why I'm picking my wild card pick first. On piano, the greatest piano player that's ever lived, Ryan Gosling's character from La La Land.

He understands jazz. I'm like, I'm not one for outbursts, but I'm fuming. Great movie. Gonna sweep the Oscars and you saw him tickle those ivories.

That movie, I have not watched La La Land because I can tell how shitty it's gonna be. Oh, it is a work of art. I loved it. I really loved it. I kind of loved it. You cannot convince me to watch it.

You guys, I'm sorry. No, there's not a single part of me that's gonna let two white people talk about jazz for more than five seconds. John Legend's in it, too. But he's like the bad guy! For more than five seconds. He ruined jazz! No. As a jazz like the bad guy. For more than he ruined jazz. No. As a jazz purist like myself.

Oh God, this sounds like the worst movie ever. This sounds like a white guy cornering me in a party going, hey, you know what's really good? A tripod. By the way, that is the movie. You are being cornered at a party. There's a scene where it is a big... Oh, so they made a movie about the worst person in the world.

Emma Stone says she doesn't like... There's a deep cynicism to this film. No. Emma Stone... Oh, his name is Sebastian in it? I watched it last night for the first time and somehow never realized his name was Sebastian. I thought his name was Seb

because he wants to open a jazz club called Sebs. Seb is short for Sebastian. Never pieced it together. That's stupid. You should call yourself Basti. Or even Bastion. There's so many other names. Seb is the worst Seb.

In my band, he's Basti. He's Basti. Basti. Old dirty Basti. The old. Seb. What a dummy. Here's what you get out of Seb. Old Dirty Basty. The old... Seb! What a dummy. Here's what you know, what you get out of Seb.

Artistic integrity. Yep. Okay. And really good piano. So good at piano. Such good piano. Handsome as fuck. Just a gorgeous man.

I mean, like, you just put him on the cover of your album. You're selling a million. Guaranteed. Oh, you're just for the money. I'm in this for the money and the artistic integrity. I feel a real Lou Perlman situation going. Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm going to be creating this sexy, hot boy band. Okay.

Wait, was Lou Perlman fucking them? I don't know, man. Probably. Definitely a couple. Lou Perlman was for sure fucking somebody. Lou Perlman, he had his fingers in some of them. I feel like he just looked at them naked sometimes. A a couple. Lou Pearlman was for sure fucking somebody. Lou Pearlman, he had his fingers in some of them. I feel like he just looked at them naked sometimes. That 100%.

That 100%. But. We're like, hey, let's go to the sauna. You don't act like Howie now unless you were molested by Lou Pearlman. That's true. There's a chance that Lou Pearlman. Take that, Howie from Backstreet Boys. I get you.

You know what? I would have thought it was Nick Carter that would probably got. No, but Aaron. Have you guys watched the documentary yet? No. Oh, I watched it. It's so good! It's amazing. They're just like nice guys. You don't realize that they're just

nice. Even when they talk about being on drugs, you're like, that's adorable. Really? Yeah. There's eight, like eight, what was his name the bad boy oh uh aj oh aj aj like got on drugs because he was like caught up in his bad boy image wow and but when he talks about you're just like that's so cute they are i bet you were like you guys are all the diamond you really are boys they were still boys yeah they really the backstreet boys yeah for sure except for ke, who was like 33.

He was already like a man by that point, right? He was a grown man. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, I don't know how to say, how about a blowjob in German? You're like, hey. Okay, Kevin. Chill out.

We're having fun with Brian and Nick here. They love basketball. Why is this grown man with them? Kevin looks like he had to be pulled away from refurbishing his kitchen himself to join the Backstreet Boys. Kevin looks like the devil. Does one of them have a heart condition? He does. I think he tattooed on a mustache and a

soul patch. Oh, God. Wait, for real? Because he can't really, like, grow it? Yeah. Everybody was doing that in the late 90s, though. That's not crazy. Was everyone tattooing facial hair on? I had a chin strap that I did throw a little bit of. I don't need to talk to you about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on. This is all shoe polish, baby. Carlos Boozer Special. Yeah, Boozer Special. Sebastian from La La Land. Yeah. Excellent handsome pic. Real quick about Lou Pearlman.

The only way Lou Pearlman wasn't fucking. There's a chance his dick didn't work at that point. Just based on. look at him. He doesn't look like he's got it working. Here's the thing, creeps, dicks work till they die. It's the creeps curse. That is so true. Yeah, they really do.

Yeah, he was either fucking them or, I mean, at minimum, inviting them over to play around in the studio and jerking off on them. Why don't you dance a little bit? Remember, the kid said that they watched Lou's porno tapes. Yeah. And they said it real weird. They were like, yeah, we used to just hang out and eat candy and drink soda pop.

And then sometimes at night, we'd watch Lou's porno tapes. And then we would just go and we'd practice dancing. Oh, my God. Lou Pearlman definitely had a painting with the eyes cut out. And he would stand behind and just leave. None the wiser. All right, David Boyd, it's time for your first pick. Who are you kicking off your band with?

So my first pick, my front man. Yeah. Danny Brown. What? The rapper Danny Brown? The rapper Danny Brown. Maybe harder to reel in than Prince. Maybe. He's enigmatic. He is enigmatic.

He's charming. He looks great sweaty. Nobody understands his hair.. He's charming. He looks great sweaty. Nobody understands his hair. And he's got a chipped tooth. Is that all you need? All classic. All classic front man. All right.

This is my. This is yours. This is my super group. All right. That's what I want in my guy. It's a good super group. I like it. I want an ugly front man. It's a strong pick.

I like that he's ugly. I do like that. I love that he's ugly. I do like that. I love that he's weird. He wears weird clothes. He's obsessed with fucking. He's obsessed with fucking. I don't care for ugly, but I get it, though. Yeah, the fucking thing.

He's going to be fucked forward for sure. Also, he's really music savvy. His dad was a house DJ in Detroit from when that shit started early on, and he knows music really well. That's the background you chose? His dad was a house DJ in Detroit from when that shit started early on, and he knows music really well. That's the background you chose? His dad was a house DJ? No, but that's how he learned about music. He's super into Britpop. I learned that Kanye West

was biting all those British guys from listening to Danny Brown talk about it. Old house music is pretty wonderful. He's got a good artistic sensibility. And fucking, like, it's going out of style. He can't sing, so he's definitely going to be rapping. Yeah, always doing Molly.

Yeah. How do you know that he can't sing? That's a good question. I don't. Didn't you just hear about his extensive music background? I did. His dad was a house teacher. His dad was a house teacher.

Just based on his voice, what was his singing sound like? But there's a lot of rappers out there that can sing but don't sing. That's true, actually. Missy Elliott has an amazing singing voice. She rarely uses it. I'm feeling attacked right now. Yeah. Does she have an amazing singing voice? You haven't heard One Minute Man?

Oh, yeah, I have. She sang the chorus on Ladies Night the whole time. She does have a good singing voice. You haven't heard that song about fucking for a minute? Break me up. Show me what you got. I would love to hear

Danny Brown sing. It's just his voice is so like great. He sounds like a cartoon. And how do you know he's singing? You don't know what my band is doing.

All right, that's true. Damn. Why so hostile? All right, all right. Tensions are high in the All Fantasy draft room. I'm excited. Oh, that's right. It's the Ser hostile? All right. All right. Tensions are high. I'm excited. In the all fantasy draft room. I'm excited. Oh, that's right.

It's the serpentine draft. This next pick could dictate what your band is doing. This is. My next pick? Yeah. On the bass? Uh-huh. On the space bass, if you will.

Okay. My main man, Bootsy Collins. Bootsy. Oh, okay. I like your band. My next pick is to see this band. Yeah. I'm already in.

I told you. I'm building it. If it's just those two, I'm buying tickets to see this band. I told you, I'm building it. If it's just those two, I'm in. That's good. Yeah. Bootsy Collins, Space Base. That voice, because he'll do some backup vocals sometimes. 100%.

I listen to Bootsy Collins just talk about making people come with his bass on a live track. He does it for like five minutes. He's like, you ready, baby? We're going to nut at the same time. And then he's like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. He's like, one, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Two to nut at the same time. And then he's like, he's like, one, two, let's nut, baby. And then he just goes crazy.

He calls it nutting even for a girl. He called it nutting in the 70s. I think he made it up. Wow, he maybe did make up nutting. I don't know why anybody called it nutting. There's no way they were saying nutting in the 50s. I'll guarantee you that right now. No, I thought nut was in the 80s. I think that's when they started it. Maybe the first nutting was actually whatever nutting created Bootsy Collins.

My mama just nutted, baby. I'm a half nut. Bootsy wasn't created. He's always been here. He'll always be here. Bootsy played the bass line that brought the earth into existence. Yeah. And he will play the bass line that makes it cease to exist entirely. Also, nonstop fucking. Yeah. And he will play the bass line

that makes them cease to exist entirely. Also non-stop fucking. Yeah, non-stop fucking. Yeah, your guys are, they'll probably fuck each other. Oh, I'm hoping.

It feels like that kind of a situation. Can you imagine what the album would be like if Danny Brown and Bootsy Collins started fucking?

If they announced, you know what's exciting is if they announced right now a Bootsy Collins Danny Brown collab, I'd be so stoked. I'm telling you. It's so exciting.

It is. And if they were fucking, if Fleetwood Mac can make rumors because they're fucking, I can't even, my brain doesn't work like that. My brain doesn't even work like that. It's that new shit. That 2017 shit. I mean, now I'm just excited to hear the rest of his picks. I am too. Can I trade my next three picks?

I feel like I made a big mistake. I feel ashamed of myself for picking that basic-ass... I mean, no, in disreason of effect to Prince. Prince is amazing, but what a basic pick. You gotta do... Well, no, he wasn't basic until you heard Bootsy. That's true. That's true, actually.

Okay, okay, yeah. It was. Bootsy makes everything weirder. Oh, my God. I picked a white jazz purist. Purist. Where do I go from here? What is this band?

Okay. It's always tense when white people say the word purist. You basically picked, like, Santana's keyboard player, too. Hey, let's not spoil my next one. Oh, sorry. I'm just putting together the next Santana album.

My next pick is going to be, it's really tough. I had down to two. I really thought this one person was going to get picked in the first round. Yeah. So now I have to take him. He's not funny. He's just the greatest vocalist of all time. Great.

Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. I was thinking about making that move. Yeah. He's a good one. He's definitely going to hate Ryan Gosling's character. Ryan Gosling's character is definitely going to hate him. Yeah.

But it's going to work. We're going to make it work. We're going to be doing arena jazz. I'm so angry! I'm so angry at you, man! I can see on some of those soccer tracks. I can see Sebastian. We have software tracks I can see I can see Sebastian

Yeah We have to come up with a last name for him Seb Genachowski We can see Seb Basti I'll be honest

I think my main issue with jazz is that it's just not good Yeah It's not good You just don't appreciate jazz No That's a real thing

from the movie I appreciate what jazz becomes Which is a real song What they're doing is jamming And preparing to make a song Here's the jazz I like The jazz featured in the film That Thing You Do

Yeah I'm like I can listen to this Wait is that the movie I was thinking about The Lauryn Hill video I don't know that movie That Thing You Do?

Oh you should see it You will like it That Thing You Do is You should see it. You will like it. That Thing You Do is a good movie. The drummer's obsessed with jazz. I know it! Jazz man Dale Paxson. I tried and tried to forget you girl

but it's just so hard to do. Every time you do that thing you do Which brings me to my pick. The bass player. The bass player. Yeah, Freddie Mercury.

Not enough time has been spent talking about him. Oh, I mean, he's my first favorite singer. Queen was my first favorite band. He's the greatest male vocalist of all time. It was either him or Lady Gaga, and I had a big... That's a tough... Because Gaga,

she has the same vocal range as Freddie Mercury. That's where she got the name from. Yes, true. But then, Freddie's available, I'm taking Freddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Freddie doesn't over-sing.

He doesn't. She over-sings, he never over-sings. Freddie is perfect in every single way, and he was like, yeah, yeah. But Freddie doesn't over-sing. He doesn't. She over-sings. He never over-sings. Freddie is perfect in every single way. And he was like, yeah, seriously, the first album I bought was Queen live at Wembley Stadium. Yeah. And Criss Cross, his album. Totally crossed out?

I had that. That's the funny thing. Everybody's first cool album they ever bought, they also bought something like that. Oh, no, I stayed corny throughout the whole 90s. Yeah. I first was Simpsons Sing the Blues. Yes, I had that as well. Was that the donut one?

Oh, no, that was Songs in the Key of Springfield. I bought Songs in the Key of Springfield. That's also a good one. But, yeah, no, I just kept pop music the entire time. I never even tried to look good. The first CD I ever bought, these are two together, these are both, I bought Aqua,

the one with Barbie Girl on it. Oh, and they had Is there another one to choose from? Yeah, and Candyman, and Heat of the Night. Come on, get in my van. And then the other one

I bought, because I bought two at the same time, I bought Aqua and I bought Jock Jams. Jock Jams is great. You were fucking pumping. Yeah. Feel it, feel it. I bought Aqua and I bought Jock Jams. Jock Jams. So you were fucking pumping. Feel it.

Feel it. I was punk from the beginning. Just sitting there listening to the Vanga Boys. Just playing Super Nintendo listening to the Vanga Boys. You definitely could have got away with just going

a single for for aqua yeah the other song although I did I got into the other songs yeah in the way that you had to back in the day when you couldn't just like buy yeah you couldn't just go like it would you would be psychotic to play one song take it out

you know it's the worst didn't make tapes but also I never made tapes I made tapes. I never made tapes. I made tapes off of CDs so I could listen to, so I could do that. Oh, really? Yeah.

The weird thing is when you're walking around singing an aqua deep cut, and everybody's like, what are you doing? In the heat of the night, we'll be dancing a fiesta. We'll be running to Siesta. The morning comes along. In the heat of the night

That's what I remember about that album It would be like a sweet rhythm And the guy would be like yeah yeah touch it He would Yeah he was a creep and that is also ripped off of What's the Not LaBouche The Real McCoy

The Real McCoy also had that I talk to you Damn I talk to you. Damn. Wow, this real New York guy. Wait, what did LaBouche sing? Another night, another dream, but always you. It's like a vision of love that seems to be true. Another night.

Sorry. I love that. By the way, we all could have just bought the Night at the Roxbury Sound Show. And been good. The gravelly voice singer from, wait, what band is it? LaBouche. LaBouche. Oh, no.

Real McCoy. Real McCoy. It feels like she was recording that song on a street corner, and he pulled up in a cab and rolled down his window and sang his part. It is just like yelling on the street. Yeah. And he is the whitest guy, too. Is he really?

Yeah. He's white, and he also has that mustache, soul patch thing. He had that Color Me Bad facial hair that was going on in the night. You can hear it coming through. Oh, the thin, the pencil thin. Yeah.

That's not a good look. The John B. I call him. So wait, who did you pick? I didn't pick anybody. No, we're still waiting for him. You picked the Graveually Voice guy from... It's just going to become a Prince solo act. I'm going to have that guy carry his crates for him and shit.

If your band just ends up being Aqua, it would be so... It's Aqua, but with Prince, something I've always... Do they have names in Aqua? Nikki Flixer B. It's Aqua but with Prince. Something I've always... Do they have names in Aqua? And then Nikki flicks her bean. No, that's dirtier than Prince would have made it. Joining Prince, Prince Rogers Nelson in my band, I'm going to take a drummer.

I don't know what I'm doing here. I have no aesthetic vision from Jump Street, and I'll say that. I'm going to try to drummer I don't know what I'm doing here I have no aesthetic vision from Jump Street I'm going to try to make it make sense afterwards but on drums I'm taking another multi-talented guy I'm taking David Grohl okay he can sing a little bit he's a really good drum player he's a really good drummer

he's a really good drummer he can sing a little bit if he has to jump on guitar, he can do that too. It's versatile. I think your band is going to rock. I think they're going to rock. I think they're going to rock hard. And if the conditions are right, they might roll a little bit.

If the conditions are perfect. In their graves. Yeah. So Prince on guitar, Dave Grohl on drums. These are like very versatile. These are all versatile. Yeah. Well, you're also setting it up in like a really fun way where they could all just switch instruments.

Like just chucking at each other. They're going to like in the middle of a. Yeah, Grohl, you guitar. And then Prince is like, I'll be on drums. Yeah. Or like he just picks up sitar or whatever weird instrument. Whatever weird instrument he wants to be playing at the time. Oh my God. Yeah, just put 30 instruments on the stage.

And they just walk up to each other once they want. What do I do? I just pick this up and play it? Yeah. I don't know how to do all of these things. I put my hand here. Does the hand go here? I feel like Ian's going to pick Sting to play the lute.

I'm going to sing the other guy. I'm gonna sing the other guy, pick the other guy from Desert Rose. Whoever the other guy, that guy. Yeah. I'm not gonna Google his name either. Yeah, so Dave Grohl, he seems like a fun guy.

I feel like he would let Prince do his thing. He's a fan. Yeah, I'll just play drums, dude. I'll just play drums in the background. Oh, I think Dave Grohl would never lose being like fanboys of other musicians. Never. Exactly.

He'd be so happy to be there. Just like on that HBO show. Sonic Highway. Sonic Highway. This episode is brought to you by Sonic Highway. You ever wonder where the wallflower is recorded? A lot of history in this room. Do you want to know the least interesting thing

about Baltimore's music scene? Sonic Highways. Did you ever watch that show? Yeah, I watched the whole thing. Oh, man. You can feel it in here. Yeah, Weird Al did like a surgeon.

It totally was like that. It was 100% like, so this is the studio where one headlight was recorded. Wow. Right there, that amplifier. Jacob Dillon, you know, he used to sit. I'm just trying to sit in this chair and feel like Jacob Dillon. Yeah, he would sit there, and I'll never forget it. I was the sound engineer that day.

He called his dad to play it back, and it went straight to voicemail. They were, God, that did make, I was like, good for you for trying. I enjoyed it. I watched them all. I was like, all right. Yeah, music is fun. Yeah, music is fun. Yeah, music is fun. But yeah, Dave Grohl, I think a low ego, fun kind of guy.

Yeah, he's good on tour. Yeah. He'll go take pictures with the fans while Prince is in the bus, doing whatever it is. Yeah, exactly. You're not going to hang out with Prince. So he's my drummer slash diplomat. Joel Santana is going to be my diplomat. Joel Santana is going to be my diplomat.

I honestly did just think about drafting him. I did think too. All right, Solon Giorgio, it is time to build on your pick of Tina Turner. I'm actually, since we're in the realms of drummers, I'm going to actually pick the greatest drummer of all time slash singer, Sheila E. Sheila E. Okay. Man, see? That's why I fuck with this dude.

I'm starting to piece together what you're doing. Oh, you're not going to be ready for the next thing. But Sheila E. is hands down underappreciated. Sheila E. Also, she had drum tricks, remember? Oh, yeah. Like when she would slam hands down underappreciated. Sheila E. Also, she had drum tricks. Oh, yeah. Like when she would slam it down and then spin around

and catch it. It ain't much. And Love Bazaar. Oh, man. One of the best. Guess Connor. And she was the house band leader

on the Magic Johnson Hour. I didn't know that. Is that a... A true fact. Did she do other things, too? That's the only thing I know of her for. Magic Johnson at an hour?

Yeah. What else? I've never seen it. Wait. Was she a musician? You never saw the Magic Johnson Hour? No.

It's like one of the worst talk shows, but the best part of it was that Sheila E. was the band leader. Oh, he did have a talk show. It's crazy. I completely forgot about that for no good reason.

I mean, he could do anything for a year. I know, but he just showed up on TV like, Magic Johnson's gonna be on a talk show. Like, what about that for no good reason. I mean, he could do anything for a year. I know, but he just showed up on TV like, Magic Johnson's going to be on a talk show. Like, what? Is this post-Arsinio? No, this was post. Like, he was legit.

Nothing was happening with Magic Johnson at all. This was like five years ago. And then out of nowhere, it's like, talk show. I think people replaced Keenan Ivory Wayans' talk show. Man, that would be a shitty talk show. I love Keenan, but I don't want to hear him talk to people. If you think that's shitty, wait till you see the Magic Johnson Hour.

It was bad. The name itself is a joke, right? The Magic Johnson, because it's the Magic Hour? No, because it sounds like a dick. Oh, the Magic Johnson Hour? Yeah. Oh, the Magic Johnson Hour. Yeah, like those t-shirts. Remember the Magic Johnson Hour t-shirt? The thing with Magic Johnson, I love him, but his personality ends at his laugh.

A hundred percent. It doesn't go past that. Back in the 80s, you could just get on being a smiley guy. Yeah. He was. He was just so smiley and everybody was like, this dude is incredible. Baby Skyhook. Barkley, I get.

He's entertaining all the time. Oh, we don't even... Charles is the man. Barkles is magnanimous, yeah. But your pick about GLA is perfect because she was Prince's drummer. And like,

inspired him. She was also one of the only few that got to do two albums. Yeah. Like she like legit the rest of them he's like y'all can fuck off and die

after your first album. Yeah where's Apollonian now? But Sheila E. She had two albums? She got two hit albums. I didn't know that she had two albums.

Love Bazaars in one and Glamorous Life is in the other. Oh Glamorous Life is my shit. Oh that's such a good song. Oh I still put it on

when I'm getting ready to go out in L.A. It's a perfect song. After you do your lip liner before you put on your fur coat. Yeah, exactly. Like, in New York, it was Get Into the Groove by Madonna. But once I moved to L.A., it was Glamorous Life. I love that song because it's a critique as well as a promotion. Yeah.

It's like, because it's dual. The duality. And that album cover, just the fur coat, ready to go. It's one of the best album covers of all time.

You have a picture of just And also the Love Bazaar one, she's got the white coat, prinst out hair, popped, it's one of the best. She's so tough. Hands down.

Also, great actress. I don't know if you guys saw the hit movie Crush Groove. Such a good movie. Saw it. I owned it. On VHS. My man.

A good movie. It's such a good movie. It's so good. Except for the fat boys. They're plentiful. I love the fat boys. I love the fat boys. Let's just go to fuck up this Sbarro.

I love that scene. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Give me some pizza, macaroni, and cheese. That's what we're doing you fucking assholes I love a fat boy at the end they just ate the register

they're crazy it was chaos all you can eat it's so good also Sbarro's not a buffet also who eats when a fat boy's

cooking who's that creepy creeper creeping up who is when the fat boy's cooking? Who's that creepy creeper creeping up on her? Wait, change the business. Wait, who's the creepy? There was a creepy creeper that was always creeping up on Sheila E. Oh, no. Like I heard, no, it was her band member that was. Oh, the guy with the five o'clock shadow?

The skeletor looking features? Yeah, he was not a handsome man. It gets kind of rough in the back of his limousine for sure. Yeah, he was not a handsome man. It gets kind of rough in the back of his limousine, for sure. What I love about Crush Groove is it has an entire generation of the biggest names in hip hop. And Sidney Poitier. Sidney Poitier, Blair Underwood, and then just, you know, Creeps.

Yeah, just Creeps. I think they got Rick Rubin to play himself. Yeah, Rick Rubin played himself. He was not there at all. At all. Russell Simmons was also in it, which is funny because Russell Simmons on drugs in the 80s, too ugly to be in a movie. I said it. He was too ugly to be in a movie. You need Uncle Rush.

Yeah. You need yoga. I've written four books, Russell Simmons. You don't need I'm fucking chasing down this new drug called ecstasy. Russell Simmons. Fucking bloodshot eyes and a bucket hat. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that.

We should just watch Crush Group. Yeah, we should just watch Crush Group. This is a Crush Group podcast. I love that movie. it is a great movie Sheila E Sheila E I'm gonna have to do another one now

you do I do want I want one of the best producers of all time yeah I'm gonna go with Dr. Dre Dr. Dre

that's a great idea is it weird that for a second in my head I thought you were gonna say Just Blaze no I don't know why no I thought you were going to say Just Blaze? No. I don't know why. I thought you were going to say Phil Spector.

We're all on different levels here. I don't think Tina's been fucked around with enough. Also, I go back into her life. You know the good thing about Dr. Dre? You know the good thing about Dr. Dre? Also, if you need him, he can play the keyboard in a Dr. Dre Also if you need him

He can play the keyboard in a pinch Yeah True He was playing the keyboard He literally made entire sound Oh the G-Funk era No one else had that sound He created it

The West Coast Bounce I love it Yeah That thing It's just one of the greatest I can't deny. That dude's got a brain. And I want him to, I want him and Sheila to sit next to each other.

To release that Detox album? Try to put out Detox. Has that been your goal this whole time? I'm dropping Detox. I'm going to do what I got to do to make it. Man, Detox is never going to happen. But, yeah, Dr. Dre rules. That's a great pick.

He, yeah. Dr. Dre, which era Dr. Dre? Young, kind of sort of a younger? I want the Chronic 2000. The Chronic 2000. Chronic 2000! Yes! That was peak.

That was a great album. Okay, Chronic 2000. That is interesting to me. A lot of people don't talk about it. The only reason I don't care for it as much as the first one, because you're featuring Eminem way too much on this. There's a lot of... I was going to say, Eminem was rapping his ass off on the Chronic 2000.

No, it was fine. He was rapping his ass off. He didn't have to rap his ass off on literally every other song. I kind of feel like he found this guy and he found this kid exhibit. He was white hot at that time. And to be honest, Eminem has never lost it. I was listening to that new Big Sean album and I was like, I really like this.

Then people were like, that's Eminem. I was like, oh man, I have not changed that. In my opinion, Eminem has aged poorly. You think so? Yeah. I actually never cared for him. You didn't like him in the first place? Oh, no. I was clocked out from the get-go.

I think that the middle Eminem is my least favorite Eminem. When he was making the voices. The pills. The pills. Pills Eminem's the worst. That's the worst Eminem. But then when he came back, I don't know if you guys remember this, he had that mixtape with DJ White Owl, and he had all the songs about... That was when he dropped Not Afraid, and he had all thextape with dj white owl and he had like all the songs about that was

when he dropped not afraid and he had all the songs about like getting fat and doing drugs and shit that like i like that eminem but just like i don't like you make my pp go away yeah i feel like he aged well into maybe the stuff from the his early stuff hasn't aged well in societal ways. Yeah, yeah. But he's aged well as like an elder statesman of hip hop. Yeah, he's still- Where people like fucking lose it. And he hasn't really lost it. He hasn't. He's still a really good MC.

He can still- If you watch- He did a Tim Westwood freestyle like last year. Did he really? That wasn't- He can still freestyle. He can still rap. And guys, he was exactly who he still freestyle. He can still rap. And guys,

he was exactly who he said he was. That's true. He was like, hey, I'm kind of like a trailer park dude and I rap about killing people that I've never,

he's like that kid in science class who's just like, I'm just going to fucking kill everybody. He's like been the same the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love it. I would just go with a lot of those kids. I was like, I don't want to hear you rap. Me too. I fucking know all those kids. They was like, I don't want to hear your rap. Me too. I fucking know all those kids. They fucking ate paste.

You don't think Eminem's ever, never eaten glue? Come on, dog. That dude's a glue sniffer from way back. He's a glue sniffer from way back. OG glue sniffer. OG glue sniffer. back. O.G. Gluesniffer. O.G. Gluesniffer.

All right. So I have... Wait, is it you? It's on to me, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Dre. Sheila E. and Dr. Dre. Really impressive. Fantastic. That's such a good back-to-back, yeah. So I'm adding to Prince and Dave Grohl another person who I feel like can fit in to the Prince situation,

which is the band's name now. From the Pixies, I'm taking Kim Deal. Very good. I love Kim Deal. One of my earliest crushes. Totally, right? Fucking amazing bass player. One of my squirreliest crushes.

Still amazing. Still amazing bass player one of my squirreliest crushes still amazing bass player and those Pixie songs are so fucking catchy and she can sing a little bit too and she has a great voice Gigantic is one of my favorite Pixie songs and on top of that she's great at writing songs because Cannonball is one of the more iconic songs of the 1990s

it's for real and it's such a good... Songs that have integrity, but at the same time are as catchy as anything else. Which, this is the weirdest tangent. I've been thinking about Metallica a lot lately. Did you watch that doc? Some Kind of Monster?

Yeah. I watched that ages ago. I just watched it when it dropped on. I didn't even know what Metallica was. They're crazy. Those guys suck. They work in a good way. They're hard to root for, but they are hard.

I like watching them fight. Oh, it's the best. Oh, Lars. Lars, yeah, I can't. And the main singer is like, he's like a pretty blonde dude. Everything about that main singer is like. Oh, Kirk Hammett? Yeah, he's such a like a.

Not James Hetfield. James Hetfield. Sorry, yeah, yeah. Low blood sugar. I have my favorite behind the music was him. Was that the Brown one? Oh, Kirk Hammett? Yeah, he's such a... Not James Hetfield. James Hetfield. Kirk Hammett is my... My favorite behind the music was him. Was that the brown one? Kirk Hammett's the bisexual one. With the long curly hair?

With the long curly hair. The brown one. Oh, yeah. I guess he is. Yeah, I guess he is. I don't see color. He's bisexual yeah but he has this great quote about how yeah he has that weird look about

he was hiding he was hiding it up until like five years ago so on behind the music when they're talking about the groupies and stuff he's like do you know what it's like to get off stage and see 20 soaking wet babes waiting for you dude get a better life

soaking wet babes I met them at the Grammys and they were all so nice but they're also but they're so famous they have to be nice they're all rich guys now well no you can't be a piece of shit full time

you can't you can have some down time from being a piece of shit I do it on Wednesdays they're but they're fully like rich dudes now oh yeah

that's what happens to everybody those Ulrichs parents were professional tennis players yes I hate his parents how did you even make that happen that's ridiculous and he's a really good tennis player can I say this also about Lars Ulrich

he was right about Napster yeah he was 100% right. Oh, no, no. He was 100% right. He was right. He was just an asshole. He was an asshole, but we destroyed him.

If somebody cool had done it, we'd have been on board. We probably would have. I think it's just he has dick face. He does have dick face. He has a dick head face, and that's why we didn't let him do it. I swear to God, if Keith Sweat had just been like, I made this. All right, that was a bad example. Well, maybe Keith Sweat. No, if you're talking Keith Sweat, you're talking me. I swear to God, if Keith Sweat had just been like, I made this. All right, that was a bad example. Well, maybe Keith Sweat.

No, if you're talking Keith Sweat and you're talking me, I'm paying attention. If Keith Sweat said it, like, you know, 10% of the world would be listening. And we would have been like, oh, I feel like Keith Sweat does need the money. Also, fun fact, just dropping it out there. Keith Sweat, that's a family name. Oh. His last name is Sweat. Really?

You know what his mother's name is? Juanita Sweat. Where's her album? They're from Barbados or some shit. Juanita Sweat. Juanita Sweat. I want to live my life with her. Sounds like me at the spa.

Oh. Hello. I don't know if you guys can answer this, but how come so many black women are named Juanita? I've known like five black women named Juanita. Juanita Jordan? Juanita? Yeah.

Well, if it's from Barbados, it's Spanish roots. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Sorry, I should have probably did a joke instead of the right answer. No, no, no. You know what? Sometimes facts are better than jokes. Yeah.

Listen, guys, I'm going to drop this in. Me and Solomon live together. This is what our relationship is all the time. Edutainment. He asked me a dumb question. I go, well, this is actually what it is. How do you make sausages? Well, you just turn on the oven. We're off.

So many tangents, Deep. So just to back it up one tip, Metallica. I was thinking about Metallica. And the reason their songs work and why there isn't like, they're just pop songs for the most part, but they're done in like heavy gravelly ways. Right. But it's like very basic.

Yeah. Like if you're like. Often never, never land. You know? Yeah. Although like they're just like fun rhythms, but they're just played hard by, like, guys who seemed angry.

And that's all you need to do to make another great metal album. Just take, like, what you think is going to be a Rihanna album, play it on hard electric guitars instead, and have somebody scream sing over it. And there it is. Rihanna. Yeah. No, I want Rihanna to sing over it. That was good.

That actually was a really good death metal voice, Solomon. Another one. That was Solomon, not the devil. The devil didn't break in here. And sing that. And then to back it up, one more tangent. Kim Deal, fucking dope. Yeah, the breeders, the pixies.

Great songwriter. Knows how to put together a rhythm. But at the same time, is going to have some artistic integrity. And worked with Frank Black, so knows how to deal with somebody who's going to be a dickhead a little bit, like Prince is probably going to be. Yeah, Prince is a dickhead. I think it's a solid pick. I think she's underappreciated.

Her, Natalie Merchant, I've always liked, and no one gives them enough respect. Just to go back two weeks when we did the Pop Divas, I took Annie Lennox. She's one of my favorites. I fucking love Annie Lennox. She's one of the greatest vocalists of all time. She's so great. You should watch

Her and David Bowie singing Under Pressure. Oh, I should. It will open you wide open. I want to be wide open. I saw... I don't even know how to find it anymore.

My brother showed it to me once on, like, the internet wave, but, like, on the internet. Anyway, whatever. Goat scene? It was goat scene on CNN. It was Mary J. Blige and Elton John singing, I guess why they call it the blues. Was that on, like, one of those VH1 duets?

It must have been. Where they would just pair two people who have never met to do a duet, and you're like, oh my God, this is incredible. Yeah. It might have been from one of those. You showed it to me on the internet. So we got to watch Crush Group. We got to go watch VH1's duets.

I was going to watch Mary J. Blige's videos anyways today. Yeah. Right? Well, it's Saturday. Yeah, apart for the course. Have a couple cocktails. But Mary J. Blige videos anyways today. Yeah. Right? Well, it's Saturday. Yeah. Par for the course. Have a couple cocktails. But Mary J. Blige and Elton John singing that together, it's fucking powerful. I feel the same way with Eminem and Elton John singing instead.

Oh, God. My tears don't go. I'm wondering why. I really believed his tea was cold. It's so weird. Weirdest. The weirdest performance ever. So you have Kim Deal, Prince. It's so weird. Weirdest. The weirdest performance ever. So you have

Kim Deal, Prince and Dave Grohl. And Dave Grohl. That's a rock and good time. They're rocking. Now they're rolling too because they got the bass in there. Yeah.

Sean O'Connor, Sebastian from La La Land, Freddie Mercury and Oh, my bass player. I'm saving on guitar. Yeah. Is I am going to pick the greatest songwriter of all time

Brian Wilson Brian Wilson, that's great he's gonna be the guy now the band's weird enough to go along with all of his eccentric artist suggestions I think we're going to create a real unique sound

yeah, I think so too it's gonna sound like bike pedals like if you spin them with your hands. You just added another person that would hate Sebastian. Yes. But I also feel like he could be the glue that holds them together. Oh, I assure you. I think he could manipulate Sebastian a little bit. Oh, no, no, no, no.

He's manipulatable. I love Ryan Wilson, but he's a manipulator. Oh, yeah. That, no, no. He's manipulatable. I love Ryan Wilson, but he's a manipulat-y, not the manipulat-y. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. But I feel like he could get Sebastian to play the kind of music he wanted by explaining it in such an artistically pure way, kind of. Exactly. He's like, oh, this cat's got integrity. He's talking crazy like me, so that means it's good music.

A jazz cat like myself can really dig. Oh, look at us, a jazz bow and a surf rocker. I mean, what are the odds, Danny? Surf's up. Surf's up. Yeah. Yes, I'm really happy with my Freddie Mercury, Ryan Gosling's character from La La Land,

and Brian Wilson. I'm glad you took Ryan Gosling's character from La La Land with your first pick, because someone else was definitely going to sweep him up. Yeah, that's going to happen. It was definitely a hot pick. Sometimes you're worried. Like I said, I can't say it enough.

In the Pop Divas draft, I came out with Tiffany because I was just scared. Number one, you picked Tiffany one. His first pick, the first pick of the draft. Was Tiffany. I mean, were you saying that? No, but she's definitely like, you know. Whitney Houston.

A round four. Mariah Carey. It's a solid one, though. Listen, we don't have to rehash old shit. The internet rides with me. You know what I'm saying? I've gotten some tweets. David was salivaged for it.

She's probably the only pop diva that covered a song that I actually care, that I like more than the original song. Bang! It's way better. It's way better. It's way better. It's way better. Bang!

All right, I'm sorry. Is it my turn? I like Tommy James, but the Shondells. You know what I'm thinking? Brian Wilson, he would get get this band would get pretty weird yeah I like with

cause with Freddie Mercury and Brian Wilson together they both did some weird shit I think Freddie you can't put into a box and Brian Wilson you can't put into a box and then

Ryan Gosling is in the worst box the smallest so I feel like he's gonna be like over he's gonna be out of he's gonna be playing

out of his league he's playing above his pay grade. We also know he'll sell out, though. Yes, we know he'll sell out because of the film. And then also, he was in that 80s cover band. That's true. He can play any kind of music. This dude can play anything.

He's super versatile. Also, if Cardi Wilson ever shows up, she can shit talk him out. Exactly. Or they can start dating. That's what I'm trying to say, fuck. Not see, but like. I will watch that movie. All right, Brian Wilson, excellent pick.

David Borey. Oh, okay. Danny Brown, Bootsy Collins. What the fuck is going to be next? I can't wait. This is weird. Yup. Guitarist.

I'm going with my man, Eddie Van Halen. I can't wait. This is weird. Yep. Guitarist. I'm going with my man Eddie Van Halen. Wow. Great pick. Great pick. Mad versatile. He did two tracks on LL Cool J's last album.

Didn't he play for Michael Jackson? Was he the Michael Jackson played on Thriller, right? He played on Thriller. Yeah. Also played on Dirty Diana,

which is wonderful. Oh, it's a great song. Maybe my favorite Michael Jackson song Van Halen can do anything yeah Van Halen's the best guitarist and Eddie's like the weird one Eddie's like the super technical

I just file down, I take a sander and I file down the edges of my guitar and it makes the C's hit weird I just also like that they can kick out the lead singer of their band when they don't like them anymore. Yeah, and then he's like the glue to hold them together. Oh, no. Brown's the charisma, baby.

Oh, and also the Detroit Connection. The Detroit Connection. Oh, there you go. No, this is a movement. This is for America. I'm not doing it for me. It's for our people. I feel like they're all kind of sweaty. They're all... Oh, my band's sweating. Yeah. I feel like they're all kind of sweaty. They're all... Oh, my band's sweating. Yeah.

They're the night sweats. They're all appealing, but they seem like a little bit gross, but not in an off-putting way. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you describing David Borey to me right now? Yeah. This is my band.

What's David like? He's gross, but not in an off-putting way. That's... Yeah, this's the band I would like. I feel the only thing that could tear your band apart is if you opened the door and just threw cocaine in. But like just one serving. Just a little bit. Just a little bit of cocaine.

Yo, imagine Bootsy just killed. Bootsy Collins killed Eddie Van Halen. He bit his face off. He strangled him to death. Van Halen did the coke and then Bootsy bit his nose off. And then tried to do the coke out of Eddie Van Halen's bit off nose. Out of the stump, just the sinus cavities like sucking in blood. Danny Brown's jacking off to the whole thing.

Yeah! Fresh off the boat! So, yeah, Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen. Yeah, and then I got another one, because obviously this whole situation's gonna need a drummer.

Questlove. Oh, the quintessential. The unsung leader of the band. From the Jimmy Fallon show. No, from The Roots. He's in the band? Yeah, he's in Jimmy Fallon's band. Jimmy Fallon's The Roots. I'm so angry.

He's from the Jimmy Fallon house band. The Roots. I'm so mad. He's the drummer on one of my favorite songs. The Jimmy Fallon theme song. I love so mad. He's the drummer on one of my favorite songs. The Jimmy Fallon theme song. I love that song. I like how he's running. It sounds like it. My inner child

is just naked yelling. You ain't dating my mama no more! That shit got really real. Get out of here, Ray! The point is, Questlove, if you look at what he's done for the Roots, he is the leader. He does everything. look at what he's done for the Roots he is the leader he is like

he does everything he plays the drums but he does everything like have you ever watched back the behind the scenes footage from Block Party? Oh yeah he's putting that whole thing together. He does the whole thing so he's like playing drums telling Erykah Badu to come out

and telling Kweli to hit his mark he's the quarterback. He's got field. Yeah. That's what you need. I mean, he's really good. He's great. Yeah.

He's incredible. He's in Hamilton, which I think might be bad, but that's fine. Is he, doesn't he do something with Hamilton? I don't know. I just know he's friends with Morgan Murphy. She's very funny. Yeah. Morgan's great.

It's funny. That's my fifth pick. You really jumped the line. Yeah. Nobody knew what was going on. Dude. Yeah. Questlove's great. No, it's funny. Shout out to Morgan Murphy. That's my fifth pick. Morgan Murphy. You really jumped the line. Yeah, nobody knew what was going on. Dude. Yeah, Questlove's great. You need an adult in that room. You need an adult.

You need a man. You need a guy who's going to steer the ship. He's a good old-fashioned band leader like they used to have. Yeah, he really is. Yeah, 100%. 100%. You know who would love Questlove? Seb.

Seb would love Questlove. Seb wants to be in my band. Yeah. And we don't even talk to him at the awards. No. I don't think anybody talks to Seb. As long as we're nominated, we're okay. I can kind of see your band happening, Dave.

No, my band makes me really excited. Yeah. Questlove, amazing pick. Sean O'Connor, it is time for your fourth pick. All right. I am going to pick a drummer and my drummer

is going to be a super sick dude Can I make a prediction? I'm going to go real fucking tight I want him to be the coolest dude in the band I want a backwards hat snapback possibly trucker I'm going with Travis snapback possibly trucker

I'm going with Travis Barker Travis Barker he also can drum he's a good drummer did you ever hear when he did the Soulja Boy song yes that was incredible that was awesome he's a great drummer he's really gonna like

give us some extra wasn't he a plane crash? He was. And he survived. And you know who didn't? Well DJM also survived. Then he died for another thing. I like to consider it a late casualty of the plane crash. Personally when I discuss it at home. Like a final destination

kind of. But basically when I was when I was starting this band I knew I had to have a member that was in the first American Pie. And I got it. I didn't know if it was going to be Tom, Mark, or Travis, but I chose Travis. Travis Barker's a great pick. He's versatile, too.

Super great. And then he has a ska background. He was in the Aquabats. He was in the Aquabats? Yeah, he was their original drummer. Yeah, me and David are clocking out on this conversation. No, actually, weird story. Me and this kid Ryan Jansacock had an Aquabats cover band for like four hours.

What is your life? I don't know. What is your life? Actually, shout out Ryan Jansacock. He might be listening to this. Oh, really? Yeah, what's up, Ryan? Yeah.

No, his name's Jansacock. Oh, what's up this. Oh, really? Yeah. What's up, Ryan? Yeah. No, his name's Jancicok. Oh, what's up, Jancicok? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If someone's last name is Jancicok, you call him Jancicok. He looks exactly like you think he does. If I was him, I would buy a Jansport backpack and cross out the sport and write Cicok. I'm tagging him as soon as this drops.

Let him know. He's going to love it. He calls me Blavid. He's a great guy. What is he? Blavid? Yeah, he calls me Blavid. Is that Black Raven? No, no, no. Blavid. Just, great guy what is he Blavid yeah he calls me Blavid is that Black Raven no no no Blavid

just just I don't know we used to we used to eat a bunch of pills and stuff together well that's the only way to get you to do

an Aquabats cover band that was that two hours we were boys he also he also was a professional magic player this weird dude

and a huge far. First kid I ever knew addicted to people. I'm going to ask the same question to all of us. What is your life? It's real weird. It's real weird. I would listen to you just tell stories about people who might not be

real. No, chances are after the broadcast. I don't actually want to ever talk to him. No, he's great. He's great. Oh, I'm sure he does, but all three of those things you said makes me not want to ever meet him. Was the No Toes Guy this podcast or last week? That was last week. That was last week.

That's an avid listener right there. We didn't record these on the same day. With Sean in the room because we ran long on the first one. Listen, Elizabeth Colorado gets weird. You know what I mean? Shout out to the 646. It does.

It's the weirdest place I've ever been. Yeah. No weirder than Travis Barker, though. I like it, though. I like it. It's just enough. I think it adds cock to our band. He's cock.

He's so cocksure because he's super dumb. Yeah. Do you remember when he had his TV show? Oh, yeah. He married. Oh. He's cock. He's so cocksure because he's super dumb. Yeah. Like, do you remember when he had his TV show? Oh, yeah. He married. Oh, that's right. The lady from Pacific Blue.

Yeah. Smart move, dickhead. He's such a fucking. I remember watching that show one time and he was like driving a car and a cop pulled him over and the cops like

license and registration. He's like, I don't have any of that. I was watching that show one time, and he was driving a car, and a cop pulled him over, and the cop's like, license and registration. He's like, I don't have any of that. I was like, this dude's a fucking idiot. He just drives around dirty? It was a car he had just bought. He didn't even put insurance on it. He just bought it and was driving it around like a moron, like a stupid person does. That's what I want.

Some dudes are dumb, and they're just good at shit. That's what he is. I'm in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a dumb dude who can wail on the drums. Probably fucks like an animal. I bet he does. Oh, definitely.

I bet he's got a big dick. I bet he's got a huge dick, and he just like. Yeah, I bet you he comes every time. Oh, I don't think he's ever not. Oh, there's no way he's not. There's no way he's not. I bet you he comes every time. Oh, I don't think he's ever not. Oh, there's no way he's not. There's no way he's not. I bet you he comes when he's done drumming. Who doesn't, really?

Yeah, that's great. He's friends with Steve Aoki. I'm just on his Facebook. Are you on Steve Aoki's Facebook? I'm not on his Facebook. Because I'm picking Steve Aoki next. I feel like there's a lot of very strange alliances to be made over this podcast. Is there a friends section on his Wikipedia page?

No, it's just that he worked with them and I just assume they're friends. Is that an associated ax? They're definitely friends. They're friends. Here's the thing. If you've done cocaine in LA, you're friends with Travis Barker and Steve A. It just happens. You've been photographed by Cobra Snake.

Yeah. Wait, is Cobra Snake? He's in the news. Oh, who is Cobra Snake? Who is Cobra Snake? What is that? Cobra Snake, he used to take pictures at uh all like the la like hipster parties in the early aughts yeah but he beat uh trump advisor stephen miller to be president of

santa monica high oh so he's back in the news this week and cobra snake is like a guy who's just take a picture with like his hard dick next to kesha's face you're like you're like yeah that's art sure was kesha okay with it? yes they were all young and having fun and saying yes another quick tangent your girl Kesha is like the voice on a cartoon

with Ron Funches did you see that? I did not see that Kesha is going to be the voice on a cartoon and since it's a TV show Ron Funches is also going to be involved you're kidding me they also going to be involved. You're kidding me. They are going to get into crazy adventures. I hope they do.

I love Kesha, too. I think we talked about this before. We have talked about it. She is perfect. I think she's a great performer. I was being a scummy person. I went to a late night party. What was the one that's gone now

I forgot what it's called oh that under the overpass yeah yeah yeah the overpass and I walked in it's like 3 in the morning and she's doing

like a secret show there I'm so jealous you have no idea how great like I was like oh they're playing Kesha here and I just churn

like no what oh you told me about that that was exciting for me too I was like, oh, they're playing Kesha here. And I just churned. Like, no. What? Oh, you told me about that. That was exciting for me, too. It was a good night. It was when she couldn't perform anywhere. And I was like, it was, yeah. So jealous of that.

That's fucking good. I was three feet away from her. I met her once after her Hollywood Bowl show. I went to her after party at Cheetah's. And her tour manager introduced me. He's like, oh, this is Sean. He has a really funny joke about you. And she goes, that's great.

And then pushed through me. I'm like, that went as well as it was going to go. Absolutely. Yeah, she's a live wire. Yeah. But also, that shouldn't be how people introduce other people. Yeah, like, yeah, that's a shitty. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, this is Sean. He's a guy. Because no one ever thinks I got a joke about you as a positive. Yeah, oh, I'm sure it's incredibly complimentary. You know, yeah, but I love Kesha, but she's not going to be in my band. She's good. I mean, that's a solo artist. She's a solo artist.

Yeah. So it's Funches, Kesha, and Drake Bell from Drake and Josh. What network is this on? Oh, man, that dude gets wasted at the Bigfoot. Oh, God, he's a bit of a dick. Maker Studios. Oh, really? Oh, we had to deal with him.

I had a weird interaction with him one time. At the karaoke place that we go to. At a bar. He convinced the KJ, the karaoke doggie, to add his song to the karaoke book. And he sings his own music. No. His own Nickelodeon music that we're all like, I don't know what this song is. How would we know this song?

I know someone who fucked him. Two dicks. She squirted and he screamed at her for ruining his bed. Really? Yelling at her. That's not how that's supposed to go. He's a bit of a dickhead. He gave me a hug one time and said, he was all spracked out and he gave me a hug.

Wait, wait, wait. What's spracked out mean? What? What is spracked out mean? I think he was just real high on and he gave me a hug and he was wait wait wait what's spracked out man what is spracked out man I think he was just real high on cocaine and he gave me a hug and he was really drunk too and he was just like hey you're so funny but can we be friends I'm a white guy

he was just really into he thought I didn't like white people yeah weird man I didn't tell that story well no no no that's alright that's good that seems to fit in with a larger picture about him though white people. Weird, man. I didn't tell that story well. That's alright. That's good. That seems to fit in with the larger picture about him, though. I think he gave you a story that's impossible to tell well.

Yeah, so really, fuck Drake. But also, I would love a cameo on that show. I'll be the funny bear. Yeah. Hey! That's what the bear says. There it is. I was going to do the sea bear and Jamal voice.

Tone Loke? Yeah. Can you do a Tone Loke? Nah, I wish. You did a little bear when you said it. I love that show, though. I always thought the C stood for Crip. It doesn't? Crip bear?

If he's going by sea bear, he's not going to go by bear. In the 90s, he was wearing... But he would never see bear. He'd be sea ser. Because they couldn't say... He would be sea care. Sea care. That's like me. I grew up in

Seaverton, Oregon. Yeah, I got really high clud pressure. Travis Barker. Travis Barker. It's time for my fourth pick. With my fourth pick, I'm going to take my lead singer slash piano player. Oh, shit.

I'm taking Elton John. The bitch is back. Damn. Put your nuts on the table then. The bitch is back Damn Put your nuts on the table then The bitch is back Alright I thought you were going to say Billy Joel And I'm actually way happier with Elton John Yeah yeah yeah

I was thinking I looked in your eyes And for a second Billy Joel flashed I was like I can't do that What a Billy Joel Yeah Billy Joel's fine Elton John though

He's better He's better He's just better He's Billy Joel was in a gang. Was he really? Yeah, but he was in like a stand-by-the-light-post snap-in-his-finger gang.

He was in a doo-wop group. No, I think... Is that not what white gangs are? I mean, that's what they were. They're either crank-smuggling motorcycle gangs or doo-wop groups. Or just doo-wops. We hung out under the light post.

They all do crafts. And honestly, they always, they all do crafts. They all do. And crank. Yeah. Elton John, the reason, Billy Joel I feel like

would fold if faced against Prince. Yeah. But Elton John. I don't think Billy Joel's ever met a black person. The El, no.

No, probably not. Well, no. Billy, even Billy Ocean. No, he actually has definitely never met a black person because I saw Billy Joel in concert once and he turned his hat backwards and rapped big shot. No, that means you actually met a black person.

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. He met Don Lemon. And they gave you a thumbs up and you went ahead. And you should know. I like that turning. I knew it. I like that turning your hat backwards gives you bars. Now I'm gonna rip!

The harder thing... Wait a second. Who's this spitting hot fires, Bill? And I'm here to say... That's one of the two worst things. A white person that never hung out with a black person or a white person that's only hung out with one agreeable black person.

Yo! We should kill that one dude. Why didn't you cuss him out? We should kill that one dude. It's like the other black dude at the party who refuses to acknowledge you. Exactly. I'll kill that dude. I'll kill that dude dead.

I will fucking murder that man. You're not happy that I'm here. You look me in my face and you give me the nod. We're both here. You give me the fucking nod, bro. You're not happy that I'm here. You look me in my face and you give me the nod. We're both here. You give me the fucking nod, bro. You just gonna live like that? You gonna live like that? You're not gonna fucking acknowledge?

Oh, you just see black people all the time? This white party? That was personal. No, I love it. That got weird. Hit it all out, man. I was really excited. We gotta kill that guy.

Elton John. I feel like him, the toxicity guy Elton John I feel like him The toxicity Of Prince and Elton John Being in the same room Trying to compromise There's no compromise happening That's gonna lead to an amazing album I feel like Which Elton John are you gonna have?

Donald Duck outfit Crazy coked out Is that like Crocodile Rock? The best one. That's the best way to go. Coke Elton John, insane, just like Star Glasses. I'll still sing about women, but you know I ain't gonna fuck one.

Yeah, at that point it's been clear. I never thought he had sex with Suzy in that song. Oh, no, no, no. He's like, you're talking about all the nice stuff you have. Me and Suzy had so much fun, and they were just gossiping. They did just hang out and skip stuff. Yeah. They had a great time.

He's best friend. It's a song about a best friend. Yeah. And that's better. Yeah. There's a few best friend songs. And they're just like playing. And he can play piano.

So we got that angle in there now, too. And he can fucking, I think he can hang on piano with all those people, too. So Kim Deal and Dave Grohl, both excellent musicians. Prince and Elton John, two big fucking eagles going at each other. Yeah. Yeah. Which you need that. Steel sharpens steel.

So, yeah. Elton John, Solomon Giorgio. It is time for your fourth and your fifth final pick. Okay. Serpentine Draft. Serp. This one was... This one was...

Because I have to do it. Yeah. I'm going to do it. Do it. Oh, man. I'm really concerned. I don't want to... I'll give you this one first

Tina Turner, Sheila E, Dr. Dre This is I'm really worried because I'm switching them out in my head as I go along I want to destroy This is a competitive atmosphere We're making a poll for this one Just do it

Just live your life. I know. I'm going to go RuPaul. RuPaul. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

That's good. That's damn good. That's, that's, there's, what else, what's, what more to say? What is RuPaul doing in the group? Well, I know, I know, I know, but is there a specific serving realness? I just want RuPaul and Tina Turner to be on the same stage. Okay, I know, I know, I know, but is there a specific serving realness? I just want RuPaul and Tina Turner to be on the same stage. Okay, great. I just want them to exist in the same playing field.

I'm not saying what is RuPaul doing in the group? I'm like, what is RuPaul doing? I can't wait to find out. Singing? Is she singing? Singing. Singing.

Just together. Call me crazy, that's Singing? Is she singing? Singing. Singing. Yeah. Okay. Just together. Okay. That's just, I want. Call me crazy. That's what I was thinking, like a lightweight percussion, like a tambourine.

Definitely, right? Also amazing performance. That's true. RuPaul's a great voice. This fucking live show. RuPaul's a great voice. Not Tina Turner great, but it's also good to have that other good voice to amplify that insane voice. So I'm going with two singers, RuPaul, Tina Turner.

Damn. Yes. I'm with that. It's so unconventional. I also love that you didn't make it your fifth pick. No. It really adds a sort of great— Oh, my fifth pick is— Now this is— RuPaul, your live show would be fucking amazing.

With Tina Turner and RuPaul up there. Yep. Dr. Dre in the background, probably very intimidated by RuPaul up there. Dr. Dre in the background. Probably very intimidated by RuPaul's presence. Oh, exactly. That's exactly what I want to do. So uncomfortable. I want him to make your goddamn music right.

I don't care if you feel weird. Dr. Dre just way in the back. Also, stage banter is important to me, and RuPaul will hold down stage banter. I also think RuPaul would pull out some of the old Dr. Dray. Some of the old silk suits. What was it? The original Wrecking Crew?

Yeah, the world-class Wrecking Crew. I think he would pull some of that out, let Dr. Dray, because Buff Dray is not happy, Dray. No. Buff Dray is not happy, Dre. No. Buff Dre is a lie. No. I don't like it.

I don't like it at all. The Wrecking Crew Dre is real. I think so, too. Because also, Dr. Dre is a liar, right? Yeah. Because he came out, he was in the World Cross Wrecking Crew, and then NWA dropped, and he was like, I must confess, Joe, I don't smoke weed or sex. Yes! Because there's no one to give a brother brain.

And then all of a sudden the chronic drops like two years later and you're a gangster now. Now you're just a gangster. I don't believe him. I don't believe him. Which one was real? I think World Class Wrecking Crew. I think when the eyes of the world weren't upon him. What's the bigger lie? Curtis Blow on

the White Lines or Dr. Dre I don Don't Smoke Weed at a Sess? Because Curtis Blow is definitely doing a lot of coke. Oh, that's a straight up lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That entire song says, I need so much cocaine. They call him Curtis Blow. Don't do it. Yeah.

So I can. They call him that because he sold blow. You're driving the price up. Yeah. All the while, I think of you. Or is that the best way to get the cops to stop paying attention to you? Write the best anti-drug rap of all time. You have a jerry curl.

The cops are going to pay attention to you. That just comes with the territory. But if you got that number one hit, that's like, oh, I guess he doesn't do drugs. Yeah, he can't be his coke. Because it was, in Curtis Blow in the beginning, it was like that,

and then the basketball song. Basketball is my favorite sport. That's the worst. The way they dribble up and down the the Curtis Blow in the beginning. It was like that and then like the basketball song. Basketball is my favorite sport. That's the worst. The way they dribble up and down. That is the worst. It would be. Also Christmas rapping was his first hit.

Oh yeah, it was huge. Weird deep cuts on the Curtis Blow. If you set out to make a cornier song than basketball, you couldn't. No, no, no.

We couldn't sit in here and write a, maybe Centerfield by John Fogarty. That is, that's very corny. I've never heard that song. That is a weird transition that he took with his career. Like, you could take the lamest fucking street rapper,

like the people who come up to you and they like try to get you. Hey, you want to buy my CD? And then go, all right, here, studio, an hour, write the worst song about basketball. Yeah. It will be 300 times better than Curtis the main part of the first part of the song is the worst part about basketball

I like the way they dribble up and down the court that's what you like you don't like moving the ball beyond the half court line I like fundamental pick and roll the dunk was just invented and that's not what you're excited about the dunk was out

if you make a basketball song post dunk era and don't talk about dunking The dunk was just invented, and that's not what you're excited about? Yeah, the dunk was out. Yo, if you make a basketball song post-dunk era and don't talk about dunking, you're a lame. The dunk should be the intro to the song. Drizzle down and dribble up. Now everybody, call time out. Time pass to your friend. Curtis Blow had definitely- Go to Ramf, he's drinking his water. Chill now while the time pass by.

He had definitely never seen a game of basketball. No, it was weird. Look at the coach draw up the play. Oh, that sounds really great. And your fifth pick. Oh, boy. I was going to... I'm going to tell you what I was going to pick.

Oh, please. But I didn't do it. Instead of doing Pru Paul, I was going to do Grace Jones. But I decided not to, I'm going to tell you what I was going to pick, but I didn't do it. Instead of doing RuPaul, I was going to do Grace Jones. But I decided not to because no one deserves that. But also, Grace Jones and Prince together, anything could happen. But I'm not picking Grace Jones. My actual, because I realized there is no guitarist here. We should have a guitarist.

And I was like, well, I should probably pick the most magical guitarist of all, Jem from Jem and the Holograms. Oh. My man. My man. Deep man. Now we're off on the wilderness. We're in the wilderness.

I like the only white person in your band is a cartoon. It's the only way I live my life. I didn't know we were going off-roading, but that's good. I'm going to let the hubs in for all the four-wheeler fans. Yo, I bet Jam and RuPaul trade in wigs. Oh. Well, you about to get fucked. Oh, yeah.

Yo. Man, that's a good one. You've just opened my world. You didn't realize you could go to cartoons? Yeah. You opened with Ryan Gosling from La La Land. Yeah, but that's a real guy. That is a real guy.

No, we all met that guy. From that documentary La La Land? The Doc La La? That's a real thing. It is several real people. Yeah, he's everyone you don't want to talk to at Amoeba. Yeah. Who do you think you're going to pick in the animated world?

Like MC Scat Cat? What's going on? Maybe it's not going to be him. Whoa! I forgot about that, too. I kind of feel like it was going to be MC Scat Cat. You just blew up Sean's butt. Yeah, Sean turns his hat around back.

Yeah. Sean's like, never mind. I was about to do this. Now it's going to be Rock Dog from the movie Rock Dog. What, Rockadoodle? There's a new movie that came out yesterday. Yesterday. The same day as Get Out, a movie that is

unanimously praised. There's a 0% Rotten Tomato for a movie with Luke Wilson playing a dog that wants to rock. What? Called Rock Dog. I saw Luke Wilson I was at the Conan program watching what they were doing.

I saw Luke Wilson go up. He might be the most boring person I've ever heard talk. Oh, yeah. Hands down. He's very good at what he does or whatever, but, man, fuck, that dude is boring. No, he's like white bread. He's only as good as what you put on it. Oh, I like that.

White bread actors. That would be a fun draft. Keanu Reeves is the same way, too. He's only as good as what you put on him. Keanu Reeves, that's really true. He does. It's just... I disagree.

That's a crazy thing to say. You're saying Keanu Reeves is an actor? I think so. He's a dude who talks. He hasn't missed... So many iconic roles. He hasn't missed... That are all Keanu Reeves. He's? I think so. He's a dude who talks. He hasn't missed. So many iconic roles. He hasn't missed. That are all Keanu Reeves.

He's crazy. Yeah, they're all good. What are you saying? Okay. Bill and Ted's focus journey is like the greatest movie of all time. But if you're telling me that Keanu Reeves is the best part of Bill and Ted's actual adventure, I will take this table and throw it at you. He's not.

George Carlin is. Yeah, or Clarence Clemons. My next pick. My next pick. My next pick, which brings me perfectly to Clarence Clemons. There's like, he's not, like he's in good things. John Wick? But he's never been. John Wick is great.

Dude, I would have been dope in John Wick. He's so wide. So is he not really good at picking roles? Yes. He's also like. Maybe that is his skill because he's in so many great movies. Point Break. He's a quarter Japanese.

Also, have you seen Point Break? I don't know what to tell you. That's why his name is Keanu. That's a good point. One of the hardest movies to watch in the history of the world is Bram Stoker's Dracula, because you have to witness Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves talk to each other in their shitty

British accents and it hurts so much because you're sitting there watching Anthony Hopkins like Royal Shakespeare Academy just deal with that shit. See, that's why I only watch

Leslie Nielsen's Dracula Dead and Loving. Oh yeah. That's my vampire movie. Vampire in Brooklyn. I don't know what you're... Vampire in Brooklyn. We need to just have a movie marathon.

Also, Blackula 2 with Pam Grier as a voodoo priestess is one of the greatest things. Scream Blackula. Scream, the first one. Yeah. I was really big into Blackula as a kid. I used to rent it. It's a weird movie. It's so weird.

It's so good. But it's really great. Bad hairline on that dude. Yeah. What happened to Blackula? The actor? Yeah. They don't, they stop I feel like his name was I think his name was Derek. He could have been in other

things. Like there's a lot of them that never made it outside of it. Yo, if Blackula wasn't The Expendables, I'd shit my pants. It would be so great. I think Pam Grier is the only one that really survived exploitation movies. Yeah. Van Peebles.

Richard Rountree. Van Peebles. Richard Rountree, but he's still working. Did he really, though? He was always popping up in movies as the guy who yells at cops. Yeah. He was in Dusk Till Dawn for 40 seconds. But Pam Grier was in Jackie Brown.

Yeah. That's the kind of level of stuff I was talking about. By the way, Pam Grier, Denver, Colorado, 303 Mile High Till I Die. Pam Grier's from Denver? She's from Park Hill, baby. Wow. Same neighborhood as Chauncey Billups. Cool.

Wow. That's cool. Yeah. Ooh, that's cool. Yeah, Keanu Reeves is a great actor. So yeah, that's my- Yeah, I don't even know what we're talking about. I wanted to do the ultimate girl group, and I did it.

You did nail it. That's pretty amazing. Can you run Solomon's group down for us? Just real quick, I will do a preemptive. Tina Turner, Sheila E., Dr. Dre, RuPaul, and Jem. Damn. Dr. Dre just in the back. Dr. Dre's going to learn a lot about women, which he needs to do.

He needs to do. I'm here for the education. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's why I fuck with you. The advancement of our people. National Association for the Advancement of Color. Every once in a while, I yell, get up, darkness. He does yell that Outside of my room

He also walks around the house Solomon does the coolest thing He'll like walk around the house It'll be in his underwear Sometimes it'll be like I love my black body And then That trickled down to me

I do it in my room But it's the same That's great though Yeah yeah You gotta love the skin you're in You just have to walk around Making proclamations in your own home. I don't do that enough at all. I constantly say, oh, you got to do it.

I constantly say I'm going to make a million dollars. I say it all the time. The other day at work, I yelled out, I'm eating oatmeal. But I was. So that was more of a news report than a prediction. Brown sugar? You look like a brown sugar man. No, I was just straight of a news report than a prediction. Brown sugar? You look like a brown sugar man. No, I was just straight.

Oh, damn. Straight oatmeal. Straight oatmeal from the Late Late Show Kitchen. Nothing else? Steel cut oats? You don't even put bananas? Huh? You don't put bananas in there?

It was like the Quaker Oats kind that has a flavor in it, but I can't recall what it was. It was very unremarkable. It was probably brown sugar. It was probably brown sugar. I found out now that I am technically a boss, I am a yeller, and I yell at exclusively the older white dudes that are working on the production side. Yeah. I have said, you are incompetent.

I don't know how you... I'm like, this show's not fucking Bad Girls Club, but I screamed it. Wow. Really? I love it. I like that. Yeah. It was like a new me. How do you feel about it? I but I screamed it. Wow. Really? I like that. Yeah, it was like a new me. How do you feel about it?

I feel great about it. I go home and just jerk off to the memories. Can you invite me to the next time you're about to have an outburst? I'd love to watch it. Can we just visit? As soon as I got past the first four times, my voice stopped sounding like I was about to cry. That was a huge problem for me in junior high school.

Yeah, where you yell and... Yeah, I got in like... I can specifically think of three fights I got in where I was actively crying during the fight. See, I'm a different kind of angry. When I'm upset, I go quieter. Or you almost have to straighten here out the shitty thing I'm saying to you. See, I can't handle the outpour of... Oh, I go quieter. Or you almost have to straighten here out the shitty thing I'm saying to you.

See, I can't handle the outpour. That's intimidating. I can't handle the outpour of emotion. That's serial killer shit. I want them to know they can die. Yeah. He whispered to those 10 drifters he killed. Yeah.

I remember my very first fight was with a kid named Sean Malowich. We were fighting. And I pushed him to the ground and i held his head down in my hand and then i started crying yeah i fucked up this kid's back real one time real hard i like fucked it was back and then the ambulance came and they like put him in a neck brace and stuff and i just started bawling yeah it's just's scary. Just started bawling. Also, it was like he, it wasn't like, I'm not like a monster. I mean, I broke

a kid's... He didn't need the ambulance, right? What? He didn't need the ambulance, right? No. No, his shit was real fucked up. Wait, we still haven't gotten to the rest of the band. No. I've actually... I'm intentionally researching my next pick

where we're not playing the game yeah you know fuck that kid he was a dickhead my mom came it was fine I'm picking my second guitarist

two guitarists what are you missing? I have a drummer, a bass player, a singer piano, and Prince who can do everything. Yeah. And I'm picking Chuck Berry. Damn! On the other guitar. You needed somebody who had their head wrapped in silk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Chuck! Prince would have done that too. Marvin Berry Marvin Barry. Yeah. I want someone who stole rock and roll. I want to get the black guy that stole rock and roll. You want somebody who had sex with white women illegally across state lines.

Yeah, exactly. Someone who stole rock and roll somehow from himself. I also like how he's able to copy an entire song after hearing a second of it. Yeah. Got it. Got it. He also videotaped when we go to the bathroom at his diner yeah this is the before him he had a diner no chuck berry's a real motherfucker yeah he's like he's a pioneer but he's also a oh yeah no like people stole

rock and roll music from him and his way of handling that was videotaping perving out wow didn't james Brown do that too? Perve out? James Brown was abusive. Oh, okay. I think James Brown did a little of all this. He wasn't creative with his abuse. He just hit him.

But also, James Brown, another very classic motherfucker in every sense of the word. James Brown is a motherfucker, dude. But at the same time- Even look at how he dances. He dances like a- But you're like, how would a motherfucker, how would a dude who's just a real motherfucker dance? He's a fucking classic. Also, Ray Charles being an asshole.

That's always surprising. Really? Oh, Ray Charles is a motherfucker? He beat his wife. He did? Yeah. How did he know where she was? I don't know.

Stevie Wonder cheated on his wife, too. That's crazy to me. But didn't he beat his wife, Ray Charles? Stevie didn't, though. Oh, Ray Charles might have. I did my eighth grade performance on Ray Charles' book didn't, though. Ray Charles might have. I did my 8th grade performance on Ray Charles' book, which, I'm so smart, I had somebody

else read the report, and I just put on glasses and went like that. That is smart. That's very clever. I'm going to make a million dollars. I picked Chuck Berry, not for the videotaping people bathrooming so much. But Prince will like that.

But Prince will be kind of into that. God, I feel bad for Kim Deal and Dave Grohl. But Chuck, I just feel like Chuck Berry and Prince sitting in a room

writing rock songs together. I think Prince would both have their head wrapped in silk. I think Prince would really respect Chuck Berry. Yes. And like,

that is, I think, an important... That's why Prince wouldn't wild out too much. That's not... Yeah. Yeah. I believe that. I believe that. Yes. And like, that is, I think an important, that's why Prince wouldn't while out too much. That's not. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that.

I believe that. Yeah. Cause you got to keep Prince on a short leash. I feel like because he's in a group. Yes. Prince by himself. You let him do whatever he wants. Prince in a group.

You really got to keep that. Cause Prince will fuck you, man. He'll fuck you right in the throat. And I'm ready for that. Sean O'Connor. And now rounding out my band, I'm going to show how topical I am with all of my choices. I like that.

I am going to pick, although Brian Wilson and Freddie Mercury are not topical at all, but I am going to pick, very specifically, from the CW's Riverdale, Josie from their Josie and the Pussycats as my guitarist. I don't know what you're talking about. Why don't you go with a hit movie? Oh, no. Solomon just told me about the show the other day because Solomon tells me about everything. Yeah. Period.

Is that the Archie show you were talking about? Yeah. So the one in the movie is Rachel Leigh Cook. I love Rachel Leigh Cook. Yeah. This one is like this girl who's like a gospel singer. She's incredible. Oh. So talented. And Riverdale's fucking awesome.

It is the best show on TV. Is Jughead on it? Jughead's on it. Jughead's on it? What? Jughead is on it? Jughead's on it. Jughead's on it? What? Jughead is on it, but here's my problem with Jughead. Jughead hasn't eaten a goddamn hamburger, and we're five weeks in. No. Is Ethel on it?

Here's why I fuck with Jughead. Ate a ton of hamburgers. His girlfriend was super ugly, and he was just living it. He loved it. Like, I'm Jughead. They call me Young Jughead. You just gotta wear a crown hat. Y-U-N-G. That's how just living it. He loved it. I'm Jughead. They call me Young Jughead. You just gotta wear a crown hat. Y-U-N-G.

That's how they call it. Ethel has been introduced. They are not dating. Really? But Ethel is played by Barb from Stranger Things. That makes sense. And Jughead is played by the little boy from Big Daddy. Really?

Yeah. No, he's not. Jughead's supposed to be... I have a lot of Yeah. No, he's not. He's not. Jughead's supposed to be. I have a lot of feelings. Well, here's the thing. Jughead is not the Jughead we know and love. Jughead is moody. He is a film buff. He's a novelist.

What? He's just sitting at. No. The kid from Big Daddy. The Zach and Cody. Julian. His name was Julian in Big Daddy. In Big Daddy.

And then. He's one of the twins. Sweet Life and Zach and Cody? Yeah. Sweet Life and Zack and Cody? Sweet Life and Zack and Cody is Jughead? Yeah. That's stupid. It's really good.

It's really good. Luke Perry is Archie's dad. Luke Perry? What the fuck is this show? Did any of you see Dead Men on Campus, the Mark Paul Gosling? Yeah.

Remember Cliff, who was like the psychotic suicidal guy? He was the comic relief. He plays Betty's dad. This show is fucking awesome. I'm going to watch. Is it on Hulu? Yeah.

It's really good. But Josie, she's my pick. She's my guitarist. My band is going to play shows. Sebastian from La La Land, Freddie Mercury, Brian Wilson, Travis Barker, Josie from Riverdale's Josie and the Pussycats, David Boren. Alright. The final

pick. Closing it out. My bad. Rounding out your weird sex group. Your weird orgy that happens to play music. I don't want to be the same room as any of this happening at any point oh i want to live in that you're having to knock down the studio after you guys are done with it yeah you can't live there yeah like you have to power wash everything yeah danny i mean danny brown all right my fifth pick uh on the keys I gotta go with the unofficial

or maybe it's the official the fifth Beatle Billy Preston Billy Preston yo that's a great pick fire Sue Carmel

we're gonna love yours like like my group is fucking fire for a second there I thought you were gonna do Stevie Wonder

no no no no I love Billy Preston I love his Like, my group is fucking fire. For a second there, I thought you were going to do Stevie Wonder. No, no, no, no, no. I love Billy Preston. I love his afro dynamics. He's dead now. Have you guys seen the Nothing But From Nothing video? Nothing but from nothing. He's so happy. He's so smiling.

I want him like seven keyboards. I'll just wall the keyboards in him just doing his thing on stage. Yeah, he made the Beatles sound a little bit cooler too. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, this is the only draft I've ever had where I'm like 100% my team could go. It's a really great team. It's solid. Any one of them can overdose though.

Oh, yeah. At any given time. Once again, it's my band. It literally requires the least amount of drugs to get them not to perform at a show. Well, like Ian said, we want one album. We will give you one. One album. But you also need to get one show.

We're like Criss Cross. We'll give you Totally Crossed Out, then we're out. That's it. Oh, they try to do more. Yeah, I had the second crisscross album. It was bad. Billy Preston. That makes sense.

It makes sense. And he's on the keys? Yeah. On the keys? And singing a little bit? That's going to be the sweatiest stage. Have you not seen me do stand-up comedy? You can't even, like, the wood will be able to soak it up. It's going to be that Kyle Williams. Sweatiest stage. Have you not seen me do stand-up comedy?

They will just, like, you can't even, like, the wood will be able to soak it up. It's going to be that Kyle Williams coke sweat, though. Here's what I want in my band. Dark Skin Sweaters. That's where I'm at. Eddie Van Halen. That's a good band name. Dark Skin Sweaters. And then Eddie Van Halen.

Eddie Van Halen and the Dark Skin Sweaters. I got gotta put on for my city yeah the Dark Skin Sweaters I feel good about them that's a great I think honestly that band would make

good music band names are good so Solomon you went Tina Turner Sheila E Dr. Dre RuPaul and Jem

what's that band name oh man it could be anything It could be anything. This is hard. I didn't do this part. Was I supposed to do this part? No, this is just spur of the moment. We don't even have to... I'm not an improv person, man. I'll give you an answer.

Face full of jazz. What about the daddios? I was going to call him thigh high. Thigh high? Thigh high could work. Like city high, What about the daddy-os? I was going to call them thigh-high. Thigh-high? Thigh-high could work. Like city-high, but not sad. It's got to be more like...

What'd you do? It's not this, but something like fragrance. I'm going to give them the name of the band that I've always wanted to create. Juniper Mary? There can be Chaka Thunder and the Hong Kong Trio. Oh. It has nothing to do with anything. Which of the three of the Hong Kong Trio. Oh. It has nothing to do with anything. Which of the three are the Hong Kong Trio?

I have no idea. It has nothing. It's just the name. I love it. What's your name? It's Prince, Dave Grohl, Kim Deal, Elton John, and Chuck Berry. And our group is called Prince. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. That was really good. Sean O'Connor, you, Sebastian from La La Land, Freddie Mercury, Brian Wilson, Travis Barker, and Josie from Josie and the Pussycats. Changing it up, it's jazz in my mouth. Jazz in my mouth.

Dave, did you name yours? I forgot. No, I got another name. Danny Brown, Bootsy Collins, Eddie Van Halen, Questlove, and Billy Preston. We're called Palestine. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what that shit is. I like it too, though, even as a Jew.

It feels like a name. Very anti-Palestine. No, I have no opinion on it. Whoa, is that what it is? Is that the podcast? I don't. I don't. I don't. I it. Whoa, is that where he's at? Is that the podcast? I don't. I don't. I don't.

I really. But I believe that Long Island is the Jewish homeland. It just seems like a good name. It is. It feels like a good name for those guys. Palestine is a great name. I thought it was just going to be Palace. Just Palace.

Palace is really cool. I was reading it as it's the word palace and then Stein. Yeah. And then you have. That's their manager. You have the Star of David on a castle. Actually, can I just call my little brother's name Stein? I'm just going to call mine Chocolate.

Swear to God. I'm just going to stick with Chocolate. That's pretty cool. What's your brother's name? I'm just going to leave mine as Chocolate. I like that better. I think that's the best way to go. I'm changing mine to Paradise.

Palestine, Chocolate, Paradise. Yeah, yours is Chocolate, Paradise. Palestine chocolate paradise. Yeah, yours is chocolate paradise. And I'm changing mine to Prince. Amazing. Well, that's it, ladies and gentlemen. That is this week's episode of All Fantasy Everything. Make sure you tune in next week for another brand new episode. Hi, Mom.

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