All Fantasy Everything - Talking Parts in Songs (w/ Zak Toscani)

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is all Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting the talking parts and songs. Songs that have a talking part where it's a song and there's a talking part in that song. Our guest today, who's more prepared than I am, is our good friend, the stand-up comedian, the all-fantasy-everything favorite, the man who hangs a tennis racket on the wall of every room in which he sleeps, Zach Toscani. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me as always

are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get into it. welcome to all fantasy everything everything my prius died oh all right no ballers and billions it's a good run. I don't know that it's cooked cooked. What happened? It just will not start. Like starter type or like nothing?

It's like, I think a Prius is different because like I'm acquainted with like I don't know anything about cars but when I start like a regular ignition car, I'm like, okay, that's like the starter is not working or that's like a, you can hear it trying a little bit. You can hear it trying to turn over. Or it won't go into gear or like whatever,

but a Prius, it's just like, who the fuck knows what's going on? So I haven't had a chance to take it in anywhere yet. Cause it, I didn't discover it until Saturday morning, right before a lovely hike that Shocker and I went on. So what are you going to get a red leather pussy destroyer then?

Yeah, dude. Al Romero. Starting the team. Starting to get the fleet week going. Join me. We're recording this one way before it comes out. So, people will have updates. Okay, so if by the time this comes out,

you see Ian in the pecan jag, mind your business. Why can't I? Yeah, can we break into this one with an Unsolved Mysteries update? When it comes out, update. They'll get the Unsolved Mysteries update probably in February. Update.

Last time you heard, Ian Carmel's Toyota Prius had just died. You can now see him rolling around in the pecan jag. By the time... Why can't I? You can. Okay. By the time... Why can't I? You can. Okay.

By the time you are hearing this, you will have enjoyed Feb-new-ary, a month with all new guests the entire time. Not like the shitty 380 we had before that. Feb-new-ary. Next year, we'll be doing Feb-jew-ary, but this year, it just felt a little hot. The streets felt a little hot. But next year we'll be doing February but this year it just felt a little hot the streets felt a little hot

but next year there's probably some crossover this year there will have indeed been some crossover Moshe Kasher oh we can say it to them it's already happened it's already happened for them

inception baby we're recording from the future. But that's all for later, but also earlier. That's all for later, though. Later for earlier. Speaking of cars dying. And the update is the fucking Prius, dude. Yeah.

RIP. I was telling Laura the other day that when you, I know I've said this maybe before, but when I was in the kitchen when the America whip died and I was sighing and you come in and you're like, you know, if you sigh real deep like that one more time, it's going to start again. It's like, you're right. Sorry. I was just in there like making cereal like

and I did that like three times. I'm going to get an airbrush painting of the Prius, my Kia, and the Miracle Whip hanging out in heaven. Damn. On some jeans, dude. In a big open parking lot. Plenty of room.

The Ralphs. It should be the Ralphs parking lot in Glendale. Oh, yeah. I mean, some good times in all those vehicles, though, to be fair. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. I mean, the Miracle Whip was like, I was so not scared to park it at HeadGum Studios.

That's every time I was like, I'll give a shit if somebody breaks in. It'd be hilarious if I came back and there's a broken window. The Miracle Whip, it was like getting into a roller coaster where you're like, you know, I heard three people died on this. It would bounce and it would like sway side to side on the freeway. It felt like a big yeah

like the whole carriage was on like a like a like a airbags what's the thing called a gyro

it felt like the whole car was like on a gyro and the wheels were still but the car was just kind of moving around as a whole yeah it was like

the car was placed on the wheels and then there was nothing there to fasten it yeah yeah it's just like don't take hard turns but it'll be there

just hopes and dreams it's pretty heavy so it probably won't fly off the wheels dude there was nothing there to fasten it. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, don't take hard turns, but it'll be there. It's pretty heavy, so it probably won't fly off the wheel. Dude. And then when I called the guy to come get it for like 80 bucks, by the way, he goes, just try to start it.

And it started. That was crazy to me because I was like, I could have fucking, I don't know what would have happened, but I could have driven it to the mechanic at least. Didn't you have to talk him down though?

That was the tow truck where he goes, Oh, that was the tow truck. He's like 180. And I go, my man, hand to God. And I know you hear this as a tow truck driver.

I imagine you've heard this before, but I'm telling you, I got a hundred and like, I had a hundred and like 90 bucks. I was like, can we do anything less than 180? And he, I think he said 150.

That was a weird tactic. He's like 180. You're like, I only have 190. And he's like, well, yeah, I have more than you. That was a weird tactic. He's like 180. You're like, I only have 190 and he's like, well, yeah. I have more than you want. I only have enough.

I just, you know when you tell the whole truth and someone's like, well, they can't be lying because he would have said a more specific lie. If I was lying,

I'd have been like, I have $180.01. It was like kind of late. Oh, I was scared. I was almost crying. If David wouldn't have been there, I'd have been weeping. But you're like, you're like talking to him. You're you're like I only have 190 now I'll give you the 180 but me and my boy gotta have McDonald's we went through a stressful time and ten dollars

just ain't gonna do it dude we got out of the car it was like Jordan and Bori's auto garage we're looking at the brown fluid like I don't know what do you think that's transmission fluid we're both trying to speculate I was like it looks like poop to me. I've never felt faker in my life when I'm looking at a car with a mechanic and you're both like, oh, yeah. Oh, that. Yeah. Spark plugs probably, right? Zach, I don't know if

I ever told you this. Remember when I popped your tire on the way to LAX? Yeah. I pulled over in Chinatown to change it and I ended up calling. I started to change it and some dude threw a cup of ice at me and called me the F word. I was like, I'm calling someone to change this. What a good street fit. I'm not advocating it, but from inside that car, that shit probably killed.

I was laughing. I was laughing pretty hard. I was like, whatever. Also, what a fun stereotype to start. Like, ah, they're always changing tires. Yeah, they are. Brian's way to his boyfriend's house, changing a tire, that guy. Yeah, that was...

You know how to change tires, right? That's not like one of the... I changed yours one time. You were at work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was always like, you know, give me chores or whatever. And you were like, hey, I don't want to be insane. but you change a tire. I'm like, I'll change the fucking tire because it's fun, dude. Change the tire pattern, baby. It makes me feel like I know what I'm doing

when I change it. I feel great about changing a tire. I think I wasn't enjoying going to work for 60 hours a week at that moment. And I appreciate you doing that, but you know, cause you had to get up and go to work. You had to like be to work. And I was like, sit, it was, I didn't have a job and I'm just sitting there with a blanket over my legs in the AC all day. I was like, give me jobs, man. I feel like a soup can. I was, I remember we talked about this recently, but you'd come home and I'd be like chilling.

I was like, oh man, I'm telling you, I did look for a job. I did look for a job. I'm telling you. You know, my third rewatch of ballers. You got to get in here. You're like, dude, I have stuff to do. Tap in. There's nothing worse than when you're like just hard chilling, whether you need

it or not. And then your friend who worked all day comes back. You're instantly like, oh yeah, I should probably get some laundry done. Like you just start. Yeah, I gotta finish that book. It's like a robot that just turned on like, oh yeah, I gotta. You're just like, I gotta eat, you know. You're reshuffling DVDs on the shelf. You're like moving those around just turned on like, oh, yeah, I got to. You're just like, I got to eat, you know. DVDs on the shelf.

You're like moving those around. You're like, oh, good. Okay. That makes more sense, actually. Now it's my genre. Hey, oh, hey, what are you doing here? Yeah. In my better days, I would hear you pulling in the driveway and I'd be like, oh, I'm just trying to.

Oh, I was just doing all that shit. You caught me again. Recently where like, I'll be in the interview watching skate videos and Laura's... I'll be watching skate videos and Laura's editing. She'll come out and I'll open the computer and be like, Gmail. I'll just be looking at Gmail with a paused skateboard video.

She knows what you were doing. Apparently it's Classics Month at Foot Locker, Laura. Did you know that? Holy buckets. Look at Jiffy Lube's got all these specials running. I'm just digging in the crates in the email here trying to get some work done. Laura, how are you sorted for A6 right now? Because they are basically free

right now at Champs. Some of this shit I'll do too when she'll be like working, I'll be like, yeah, I mean, you want to go to the Columbia Outlet store? I gotta pass it. Oh, what am I doing? I was just looking up the Christian meaning of our daughter's name. That's it Oh, what am I doing? I was just looking up the Christian meaning of our daughter's name. That's it.

What aren't I doing? Let's start there. That's a shorter list. Triumphant soldier of God. That's what vaccine means? Oh, my God. Then Jordan. Looks like we nailed it. Yeah.

She's, when we're recording this, she's dunking heavy, dude. Duncan Hines on that hoop. Yeah, man. I figured out how to. By the time this comes out, she might dunking heavy, dude. Duncan Hines on that hoop. Yeah, man. By the time this comes out, she might be in the league. I imagine. I mean, we're going to hold. She's going to graduate.

She will graduate. She's not going in early. Well, high school, yeah. Well, yeah. What do you think I'm talking about? College? She ain't going to college. The only reason she goes to college is to finish what I started at USD. So if she wants to go to USD.

Let her go play ball in Serbia, bro. You know what I started at USD. So if she wants to go to USD, let her go play ball in Serbia. Bro, you know what I mean? Paige Stojakovic is coaching the team. She'll be in good hands. Is that where Paige was from? Was he Serbian? I think so. Yeah! Maybe. Serbian or Croatian, one of them, right?

Yeah, one of the two. He's from Croatia. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, I could live in Serbia for's from Croatia. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I could live in Serbia for a while. Croatia is supposed to be beautiful. Hop across the pond from Italy there. It's weird the way you think of Europe. Totally. It's weird the way I think of Europe.

It's weird the way you think of Europe, dude. I think about it. I saw a map earlier where it was like how many countries you could fit into Australia. And just like when you see like especially those European countries are like oh Italy is just like one part of the coast for Australia

yeah that's insane you can get up and down Italy like not in a day but like you know what state is Italy as big as that's a funny comparison like is Italy as big as like Utah it's like they're the same amount of area, but pretty different. I think it's less than Florida, maybe.

Yeah, it's about the size of... It is about the size of Florida. I get caught thinking every country is as big as... We're huge, right? The U.S. is a huge country, right? So we're the third biggest? So big. So I get caught up thinking every country is fucking gnarly,

but they're probably most, like, state-sized, right? We've seen, like... Yeah, yeah. I mean, when they're probably most like state. We ever see like, yeah, yeah. I mean, when they put like the U S in like the continent of Africa and you're like, Oh,

that's fucking we're dinky. Yeah. Africa is huge though. There's just map bias. That's why I had that shirt with Africa on it, dude. When I was a kid, pretty racist.

Yeah. Africa is really big. You, you, you think, you think the, uh, the British colonialists who were making maps had a touch of... There was some kind of... UK.

UK's real big. It's a big one. Yeah. Huge. Africa. And it's in the middle of the map, by the way. I guess that makes sense for them. Oh, sorry.

We're the fourth largest country by area. Russia, Canada, China, then us. Brazil. Brazil. We don't have any power and the only movie I have on my laptop is Fast 9. David, you've been to the two of the four biggest countries,

right? Canada and Brazil? In America? Oh, three. So you just gotta get Russia. One? Russia? Brazil is five is five us is four china is three canada russia's one okay i'm going to vietnam does that count oh fuck yeah i drafted yeah damn dude your number came up yeah i'll be doing a tour of high long bay i actually can't wait i'm very excited that's gonna be amazing. I hear Vietnam is amazing. Oh, I got the whole trip planned

out. The crew's coming. It's going to be nice. Are you going with the greatest tight end in the history of Elizabeth football? I am going. I refuse to call him that, but yeah. Franny's coming. Sam T's coming. Sam T

and the boys. Yeah, we're doing Hanoi, Ha Long Bay, Da Nang, two nights in Bangkok, and then leaving out of Hanoi again. You think you're going to do the fist on the balls joke at all when you're in Bangkok? No, but I would like to see

a Malitai fight in a ladyboy show. Yeah. I guess the show is like really fun. All three of those things can happen. You can do the fist on the balls. Yeah, okay. Are you going to do the one night in Bangkok joke, but like we're here for two nights in Bangkok,

like while you're there? I don't know what I'm going to do. We still haven't planned out Bangkok yet. It was just like if we're over here. Bangkok can't be planned. You just got to go and feel what's going to happen. Sometimes when I send emails, I put on a walking tour

of Bangkok on YouTube. I do that for a lot of things, though. It's nice to send emails to that. Or just like you're doing computer busy work. Yeah. Those YouTube tours. Yeah, that's how I get ready for a trip. I started throwing on New Orleans stuff.

Oh, nice. Walking through the... I want to see if this is the same thing I do, but a little different. You just put on people walking through the neighborhoods in downtown and stuff, or is it like somebody talking, giving you guidance? No, no, just people. Just the walkthrough. Yeah, I do that. Like walkthrough in 4K. I do that through rough areas of cities.

I'll put on rough Detroit or something, and I'll just... Like cars driving through Detroit. And that's calming for you you know that media can soothe you it's crazy dude if you do like do like New Jersey at night or something

and it's fuck dude John's like damn I'm not nervous enough someone driving through though it's pretty gnarly anyway yeah sorry no I believe that it is gnarly for sure it's pretty it's pretty gnarly anyway yeah sorry no i believe that that is gnarly for sure it's just a lot to take in i guess just my reality so gnarly that like to watch those videos well when that priest died that had to had to really rock you dude part of me died

dude and it's a long 10 years how long you had that it's been i've had it almost the entire time i've been in los ang Angeles. Like I got in a rear-ended somebody like three weeks into working on Chelsea lately and then immediately got the Prius. And it's been the car the whole time. So, also it might not be dead yet. I have no idea. This is all

It's dead. I also appreciated that you just rocked it bumper off. Move on! Gotta rock a bumper off. Don't say the car's top. Let's say the titties is out. Also, I can always find my Prius. People will clam me, but I don't give a fuck about cars anyway. Totally.

I've just seen your car before and been like, oh, that's where Ian's at. At the wedding, we pulled up. I forget who I was with, but we pulled up to the hotel. I was like, oh, Ian's here. We're in Beverly Hills. Maybe it's better that it's dead now because everybody but we pulled up to the hotel. I was like, oh, Ian's here. We're in Beverly Hills. No one said that fucking wherever we were. Maybe it's better that it's dead now because everybody knows. Now we're telling everybody.

Yeah, that's true. It would be easy to hit me. Yeah. The valet will park a no bumper Prius just like it'll park a Bentley, dude. They don't care. Yeah, Greenback will park anything for Greenback. That was just also not my status symbol. Fur coats always has been.

You guys know that about me. Yo, I was in Cleveland, and it might be the fur coat capital of the country. I saw more fur coats in Cleveland than anywhere I've ever been. I bet, because you get like four months to wear them, and also nobody's wagging their finger at you in Cleveland for wearing fur, I bet. I saw matching coats and hats a few times. Oh, it was fucking man,

that town. And shout out to the club. They also gave me a signed baseball bat, like with my name and a Broncos logo. And Nick, like engraved a little message to me. I love that club. Hilarious has been so good to me.

I love those guys. That's amazing. Yeah. Shout to Nick and Sam and the whole crew over there. Shout out to the waitress Kenya. She's hilarious. She said, I just douched with Moscato. A lot of other funny things.

That is hilarious. She's great. Is it a colored bat like for the Broncos? So the guy, here I can show you a picture. The guy for the broncos so the guy here i can show you a picture the guy the guy he the club owner knows the guy who makes them and like if you've been headlining for a while there knows the slugger he knows the slugger he if you've been headlining for a while is it mitchell batco oh oh that's sick wrap some barbed wire around that. You're good to go. Yeah, he engraved it and said,

I'll always bring you a plate, Nick. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, I love it. Comedy clubs, sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it is fun. Man, there really are some great people working at those places. Sometimes it's the worst weekend you've ever had. Yeah, and sometimes it's old.

Like Kimmel's Comedy Club in Vegas. You know what I mean? You'll have some of the worst shows you've ever had. Yeah. And sometimes it's definitely like Kimmel's Comedy Club in Vegas. You know what I mean? You'll have some of the worst shows you've ever had, but I thought the people working there were so nice. Brother, Kimmel's Comedy Club in Vegas, you can redact the name if you want, is the

worst weekend I've ever had working there. I remember that. You were there on Christmas. I came and saw Zach the day after and I was fucking shell-shocked. Yeah. You needed a couple days in Hawaii to just wash it off. Yeah.

But it's also Vegas. It's fucking Vegas. And they thought it was going to be Lunella and then it was me. There was a lot going on. Did you have the option of turning that show down? I did, And they thought it was going to be Lunella and then it was me. There was a lot going on. Right. Did you have the option of turning that show down? I did, but it was already like, we're fucking in here.

They don't have anybody else. It was like, you know what I mean? Let's just do it, you know? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat the shit. It's the part of, yeah. Sometimes stand-ups got to be hard.

We work two hours a night. Sometimes it has to be hard it's okay yeah totally yeah like those shows where it's like six people and you're like okay this is also this is the job I should be able to do it here too yeah um anyways the job Sean Jordan is here Sean

Cougar Mel Jordan on Instagram where can people see you do the job bro dog where can't they man catch me in the streets Sean Cougar, Mel Jordan on Instagram. Where can people see you do the job, bro? Dog, where can't they, man? Catch me in the streets. SeanJordanComedy.com. That's where whatever dates will be. I think right now... Catch him filming walkthroughs of Trenton, New Jersey,

Gary, Indiana, dude. Not filming. Not filming. Filming. By now, you will move into that. You put a strap on a GoPro. It's the next level. Sean Jordan jogging tours.

SeanJordanComedy.com. I think right now the only date that I know of is when are we going to New Orleans? March 8th and 9th March 8th and 9th and then March 21st in Boise at the Egyptian Theater doing a live AFV hopefully some stand-up too

there will be I haven't heard anything but I'm sure we'll do some stand-up I'll be there I'm going to drive bro so i'll be there you're driving to boise it's only six hours it's not that far huh no it ain't it's it's like the limit for me is about six world if i can i'll just drive i don't have to fuss with the airport i don't have to or you can it's pdx and boise air but you can spend 45 minutes in the air i don't you do what you want to do i'm not trying to talk you out of it yeah it'll be nice to have a whip in boise air, but you can spend 45 minutes in the air. You do what you want to do. I'm not trying to talk you out of it. It'll be

nice to have a whip in Boise, then. We can go Yeah, we can hit that Taco John's, dude. Hot Spring. I was going to say maybe a fancy dinner, or Taco John's. We'll figure it out. I said a fancy dinner. Taco John's at the table. Sorry, not in the car. We should get nasty in Phoenix, though. Yeah.

You got to buy the Prius when Ian sells it, and then that's what you pick up. He fixes it back, though. It's his passion project. Here in that scene, just in the garage. You put a full gasoline engine in it. I'm gonna put one of those Longhorns.

It's a diesel Prius, dude. I'm gonna get a Longhorn skull on the front. It's gonna be real dank, dude. Spoiler. Instead of a bumper longhorn skull on the front. It's going to be real dank, dude. Spoiler. Instead of a bumper. I still know bumper, but a big spoiler. What do they call it? Converted cow grill?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Probably a ski rack on the top. Converted cow grill on the rocks. Winch. Big winch on the front. Uh-huh. And when you reverse into spots, because you'll do that now.

Oh, yeah. You know? I'll get some glass packs on there. Mm-hmm. Becoming kind of an eyes there. What are glass packs? I've heard you say that for the last 13 years of my life and never asked. I just pretended like I knew.

They just make it sound cool. I get that blow-off valve too. That blow-off valve is the like, that thing that when somebody shifts a gear and it sounds like an air rifle going off, but really loud, high-pitched. Oh, yeah. I'll get some of that bubbly tint on the back windshield.

Get ground effects. I'll get a body kit, dude. A kid in my high school had a Chrysler Sebring and he was like, dude, wait till I get the ground effects. Bitches are going to go crazy. And I was like, what do you think is happening? Also, Elizabeth is like for dirt roads

the ground you're gonna see what it brings dude you're gonna see what it brings also uh the special girl dad my first stand-up comedy special will be dropping march 21st it's going to be exclusively on patreon i will you this, that first week sales are extremely important, extremely important, will benefit me tremendously in the first week. Girl Dad coming out. I'm so excited about it. And you just go to my Patreon. I started a Patreon page specifically for it. It's patreon.com slash Sean Jordan. It's free to sign up right now. And then when the special drops on the 21st, you can pay the 10 bucks to buy it. But in the meantime, on that page for free, I've started a podcast where I just do a deep dive into my first album. The buck starts here and I break it down track by track, say where the bits came from, any inspiration, any funny

stories that go along with them, any whatever comes up. It has been very fun. I've recorded three or four so far. Zach Toscani has been on most of them. It is been very fun. I've recorded three or four so far. Zach Toscani has been on most of them. It is a good time. And again, it is free. You just go to the page. You get all that content for free. And if you feel so inclined on the 21st, go on and throw 10 bucks down for the special. It's like if you got a cup of coffee and a sandwich at Starbucks, who's counting? So there it is. And yeah, I'm excited. Hell yeah. get that. Nobody's watching that, dude. Nobody's going to watch it. I better see at least

four views. At least four. No, no, no, no. Zero. Big ol' goose egg, bro. Well, zero is better than like a hundred. So if it's not going to be a lot, let's just leave it at zero. You're like, well, there's something wrong. Like if I put it out there and for like a year it was zero,

it'd be kind of, I mean, whatever. You got to respect that. I'm going to have your special plan on every computer in my house all day long. I don't know if that's how it works with the IP address, but I'm going to try. I think one account, one YouTube account, so like each device counts as a watch, but like you can't watch it a thousand times on your computer

and have that work. So each account, I think, gets one tick. That's why you got to go to the libraries. They got plenty of computers. I got a whole street team. I'm building it. Set up some sort of view sweatshop. Uh-huh. Exactly.

Yeah. Damn, that sounds hard. Get a bunch of children, a bunch of ipads keep watching the youtube the infirm we could you know nobody's using nobody's exploiting the infirm anymore they say that's how you do they say that's how a lot of people got views like because shit would just be on in nursing homes and shit in the daytime oh you gotta convert that they won't know yeah exactly no exactly they're brain dead dude oh the both of you are full or buck and dank who cares

she lost over 99% of her bodily control but she can still smash that like and subscribe button I'll tell you that only takes 1% baby heck just Salamanca could have smashed that like and subscribe button he could barely move that's all he did was smash the like and subscribe button get your Salamanca on on Sean's special right now.

David Borey is here. CoolGuyJokes87 on Instagram. Where can people see you, buddy? This is coming out the first week of March, right? That's right. Oh, perfect. Season two of Royal Crackers premieres February 29th on Adult Swim and then the next day on HBO Max.

And I believe it's every Friday episodes are coming out. Season two is so funny. If you liked my character, he has a great arc this season and a very funny episode. And yeah, I'm in all of them, but they're all really funny. And watch that. I love that all of them, but they're all really funny. And watch that.

I love that show, man. It's really, really funny. It's so funny. So much shit they do when I read it. And I'm like, this isn't going to work. And then you see it on TV and you're like, oh, you guys did it. All right.

You have a perfect voice for a cartoon too. That's what I've been told. It's like, I know it's you, but I also am like oh it's this character like i'm glad you feel that way because when i watch it it's just me it's like kind of hard to watch that's gonna be jarring well yeah it's just my voice coming out of something else it'd be crazy if you just got off on it that'd be i don't know that's wild i would be crazy if i got off on it like if you got fired when your voice was playing and then you came here and yourself say your name.

Come on, David. Kiss me, David. You just take a shower listening to your voiceovers. Check that out. Get Max. It is strange going on the road again and people who come to the shows, they're like, it's so weird to hear your voice

coming out of your body. And you're like're like oh yeah that's not how you ever experienced you know what trips me out is the people that are like oh that's what you look like because it happens sometimes and you're like you've never once uh not to be a prick you've never once just typed in the name and a picture will come up you know what i mean if i wonder what someone looks like the first thing i do is go see what they look like. They could be driving or something. I brought Sharpie with me to one of the house shows, and the person who booked me was a big AFE fan. And I was like, oh, this is my buddy Chris.

And they're like, oh, hi, nice to meet you. And then I was like, oh, okay, I don't think they know it's Chris, Chris. That had to hit him in the face. That's awesome. And then 15 minutes later, I overheard them in the other side of the living room, her being like, so wait, what is your last name again? And he said it and she was like, oh my god.

It was awesome. It was really fun to see. I just hit somebody like holy shit, I kind of know you. I love Sharpie. Me too. Sharpie's amazing. Fast. He's so fast He is fast Athlete, man

Did he put it on at Race Wars? I don't remember, but he gave him the beats You want to know what I heard? What? At Race Wars, Sharpie told somebody I think he told Adam, Newroth He told him the night before, he's like I'm not going to race unless I know for a fact that I will win.

And who'd Sharpie race? Me. Who did Sharpie beat? That's right. Me. That's right. Adam came up afterwards and he's like, oh, yeah, Sharpie, he had you clocked. He saw you coming in, baby.

Well, you got another nine months of training. He kept feeding you drinks the night before. No, man, I got you. I got you. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do another one. Let's do another. Well, Sean was trying to run those sprints with Captain Morgan on his No, man, I got you. I got you. Yeah, let's do another one. Let's do another. Yeah.

Well, Sean was trying to run those sprints with Captain Morgan on his back, man. There was no way he was going to be able to do it. Sean was making Jaeger bombs, but he ran out of Red Bull,

so he just used NyQuil. This year, I think we're going to make a finish line. Yes, let's have a not theoretical finish line. Should we call it the final solution instead of the finish line

and just really lean into this? I think that we're already there. Why not? Zach Toscani is here. Add Zach Toscani on Twitter. Add Zach Toscani on Instagram. Yes, sir. Hitting the road in a major way. Big way. Coming up here.

Tell the people. Yeah, I'm doing a house show tour again this year major way. Big way. Coming up here. So, yeah, I'm doing a house show tour again this year, starting in April. Be the Pacific Northwest and going to go to Europe for May and June. I'm trying to call my shot. I think I got a few people in Ireland, got a

person in Sweden, got a person in Italy. I got a guy in Sweden. My boy lives in Sweden. got a person in Italy. I got a guy in Sweden, Jesper. My boy Jesper lives in Sweden. Okay, tell him about it. I'll tell him to book you. Yeah, so I'm going to be over there for about a month and a half, and then I'm going to hit the rest of the US and Canada, so you can go on ZachToscani.com and see all the dates.

Book me to do a house show. I'm loving this shit. Or a castle show. Zach Toscani castle show. Oh, yeah. It's so cool that you're the only one doing it. Like, you just found your own lane, and it's worth it. It's so, it's like, people don't, that doesn't ever happen in comedy. So that's really exciting.

Usually it's like people are going to, they're like, yeah, you can catch me at the dog track, and then I'm opening a Tasty Freeze. And then I'm opening for dog track. Yeah, yeah, at the Tasty Freeze. But like, yeah, that's so awesome. And then I'm opening a tasty freeze. And then I'm opening for dog track. Yeah. That's, that's so awesome. He found a cool niche. It really is.

It's awesome. It's kind of flat show the bungalow show. I'm cooking. I know. If you get to France, you can do the pied a terre show. It's going to be a man. The Chateau. You could do the menage a trois show.

Oh, the Zach Toscani Chateau Chateau Chateauau chat show the shit show no it sounds too much like shit doesn't it yeah it's close to yeah the shadow shit show the chateau shit show won't be a shit show though no it's good times even when people get really drunk no no it's good no no no don't don't listen to ian i but where do you poop when you do it? What? I'm just going back to the shit show thing. Oh, I think that's good. I was like,

do not cut that out, Isaac. Let's make that one of those edits. Hit that edit button, whatever you got. I'm going to repeat that. I'm going to repeat that. Put it on loop. Hit the dump button, if you will. Can you actually take it and then drop the rest of us out for a second

and maybe put a sexy backing track behind it with just him asking, where do you poop over it? We'll do. We'll do. We've got a month and a half. We might as well have some fun here. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, that'd be fun. Do like 30 seconds of that. Just me being like different tones and being like, where do you poop? Where do you gotta give it to? Give him a couple of tones. I was saying, you gotta give it to him. Give him a couple tones. You gotta do it. You gotta work your magic, dude.

Get on the ones and twos. Give him the fucking, give him some raw material to work with, man. Say, where do you poop? Give him some Isis. Where do you poop? Where do you,

Isaac with the giggling. Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop? Where do you poop?

Where do you poop? Maxine's in the other room like, what is he talking about? That's just me talking to Max right before she goes to bed. I know you pooped somewhere. I'm going to pre-segue our topic today. That's perfect because we are drafting the spoken parts of songs. Now, before we do that, my name is Ian Carmel. There you go.

Ian Carmel on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. Don't stop. YouTube, bye now. That's There you go. Ian Carmel on Twitter. Instagram. TikTok. Don't stop. YouTube. Bye now. That's going to go. As well. Come see me on the road doing stand-up comedy. I will be at Sports Drink with Sean Jordan tomorrow and the day after.

March 8th and 9th. Doing shows at Sports Drink. Two a night. Please come see that. Whalebone City, baby. Whalebone City. We're going to have a really good time. Come out. Hang out with us. Come out with us.

I think that's a... I don't really go out after shows anymore. We'll be going out after shows. We'll be going out after shows. I can drag him out. If anyone can do it, it's your boy. So come on out. Feel free to come join us. I think we will go to Lafitte's. The blacksmith shop. Oldest bar in the

country. Yeah., continuous, right? They've never been closed or something? Yeah, they had a bucket brigade to keep it open during some huge fire. I will be at the Punchline next weekend, March 13th through the 16th in San Francisco. March 22nd,

is it 22nd we're in Boise? 21st, Boise. And the 23rd, I will be at Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon, recording a special to me, at least. I'm going to be on the show. We'll be recording that show.

Sean Jordan's calling the shot. He's going to be at that show. It's going to be really fun. It's a beautiful place to see stand-up comedy. I would love to do two shows. So if you're planning on coming, let's go ahead and buy those tickets to the first one. Although by now

we will have figured that out or not. But it's going to be, I'm really looking forward to it. It's going to be a great time. It's going to be dope. Everybody's going to go. A lot of people are going to be there. Have you thought about using the Revolution Hall will be televised? Yes. Are you thinking about that? You could isolate that.

Now I'm thinking about it. The Revolution Hall will be televised. Yes. You thinking about that? I am now. Now I'm thinking about it. The Revolution Hall will be televised. The Revolution Hall will be televised. Let me get a few of those clean. The Revolution Hall will be televised. The Revolution Hall will be televised. The Revolution Hall will not not be televised. There you go.

Probably won't be on TV, but it will be YouTube. Or perhaps streaming. We're in a world where everything goes right. Also buy T-shirt swim club. Pre-order it. Right now, my book about being fat and the way fatness is represented in culture. It's a memoir in several comedic essays within my little sister writing responses to each of those. She's a psychologist.

It's really funny, really fun. People are loving it. And pre-orders matter a whole bunch, so I really appreciate it if you're able to do that. Now, we've done a lot of talking. We haven't done much singing, but we're going to draft talking that happens during singing. We are drafting the talking parts

of songs. Sean? Any... Okay. Should I wait to ask these questions during the draft? Yeah. Just have it.

I don't think it's that. Let's just roll. I think it'll be fine. It ain't that hard. Let's get to that draft. And that draft is a serpentine draft. That's the way we determine the order of the draft. Let's get to that draft. And that draft is a serpentine draft. That's the way we determine the order of the draft.

What the hell is that? Wait, shit, I'm all out of order. This is all fucked. We will determine... Rock, paper, scissors. What's happening? Rock, paper, scissors. With a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors,

we'll play between the three of you and we throw and shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you and we throw and shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Zach wins. Counts to Acula with a natural scissors versus two paper. Nasty. Now, Zach, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

Before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what is that? Good question. It's like a snowplow plowing a parking lot. You go from the back of the parking lot over to one end turn around a little bit come all the way back till it's clean let's go now january 15th that felt topical ripped from the headlines by the time this comes out hopefully not so much fucking i've dude it's been out for two days and that's long i haven't had i've never not had power for more than a couple hours in this

city it's bananas right now. This is the longest you've gone without playing Sega, right? Yeah, dude. And I'm still like the commercial. I look at it and I go, Sega! I still do that. So I'm going crazy. Zach, with that, basically, if you pick fourth in the first round,

you pick first in the second round, echo the dolphin. What will the order of today's draft be? I think I'm going to go David, Sean, Ian, Zach, I like this. Yeah, you guys are the filling today. Okay, I don't know. Alright.

The filling. Sean, Sean! Sean's pretending to be frozen. Fucked up that you need to be over that What no I was reading I'm reading my first pick I didn't even hear what you said

I heard when I went I heard when I went to be honest truth be told I was reading the lyrics for my first pick I want to make sure I get them right I didn't listen to what you said I heard when I go I didn't hear you Well you might not get that first pick because David has the first one. We're going to get to it right after this short break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Babbel.

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pick in this draft. By the way, this is the only podcast that has ever existed. I'd david borey has the first pick in this draft by the way this is the only podcast that has ever existed i'd be shocked if you picked my first pick i'd be shocked if there are any other podcasts i'm taking the first it's like first round talent there are songs that are closer to my house heart but this one is so easy so much talking iconic Iconic. I'm taking Love Shack. Up in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

Well, he's- That guy's voice. That's all talking. It's not, it doesn't even rhyme. This is the- This is what I was going to ask. This is the question. He's singing like he's talking.

Now, I think the song still qualifies. She yells out Tin Roof Rusted. She does the Tin Roof Rusted. Tin Roof Rusted. And it's as big as a whale. I think that's how he sings. That's not singing. That's talking.

That's how he sings. I think that might be how he sings. That's not singing. That's talking. That's how he sings. I think that might be how he talks. It might also be how he talks. Yeah. We've never heard him off mic. Zach, you picked this topic. How does this slide in? I think it still counts even just because you have tin roof rusted.

Totally. I think if you can even, there's so few singers who sing talk. I have so many other ones also. Totally. I think if you can even there's so few singers who sing talk. I have so many other ones also. Yeah. I don't care at all. I want to fucking tear you apart. Then like that, we have to take that. Anything by Interpol, he sings

like that. Cake. They were all trying to be the B-52s. I never put that together. I mean, the B-52 is pretty... It is like a gold standard of wildly different... And I think because there are different singers, his stands out more. It's funny.

I just watched the whole video. Like, making this list, I watched the whole video. It's a wacky little video. Oh, yeah. He does fucking talk his ass off. He's talking, Big O'Byrne. Stay away, fool. off. He's talking stay away fool. Yeah. It's talking.

It's not like multiple lines. It's like ad lib kind of stuff. The closer that you can make yourself sound the more it is to me it's like he's talking because you like if you're trying to sing a Whitney Houston song you wouldn't be close. The B-52s you're like I was just talking. Yeah.

You don't know me. You don't know what I do in my private life. Why don't you walk over it? Try driving over it real quick. If you were invited into the studio and they were like, hey, sing us something and you're like, that's where I parked my car.

They'd be like, you're not singing. We could do this entire episode. Fred Schneider. Welcome to All Fantasy Everything! I like the 17 draft. It's not like casual conversation voice,

but it's definitely announcer voice. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's like pork chops are $5.99. I have it on my list. I absolutely was on my list yeah it's the first thing that came to my head well it's not the first one it's the first one that everybody's gonna know the rest of mine

are kind of deep recruits it's the most karaoke song that's gonna be on this list for sure like that's one that anybody can pretty much do right cause you don't need to actually have the pipes you just got to have the yeah i mean i listen my list is weird i have the same artist twice twice so do i two songs from the same artist twice on my list so it's oh that's the double double yeah i got i got it i got animal style I got me a car it sits about 20

so come on and bring your jukebox money you get it like some of these songs like wow I don't want to say she might come up but yeah some of these fools are just talking and that's the song I mean like are you talking about rap

no what are you my my Uncle Mark? That shit. My uncles used to sit me down and corner me and be like, they would go like, yo, yo, yo. I'm like, that's not how... Who do you think raps like that? And also, go try to rap. I was in the booth. It is impossible.

I was sweating my balls out. I was so nervous. I was in the booth and I was spitting fire. It was terrifying. It's hard, bro. It's crazy that you just said that. Me and I was in the booth and I was spitting fire. It was terrifying. It's crazy that you just said that. You kind of were. I was in the booth. Until you walked a mile in these shoes with these holes. You don't even know what I've been through.

But I know something about you. You went to Cranbrook, dude. I've been in the booth. You had a cranberry scone for breakfast I was in a very nice booth with Isaac It was a big booth, it looked a lot like an apartment And there was tea I love your song

But you rap like you talk I tried to do it differently It was on my list Nike and Adidas was on my list Yeah, you rap like you talk It's the last song since we're out there. It's the last song I was going to pick. It's hard

to sound different. Because also, you felt like a fool. I felt like an absolute dipshit. Scarface does it. Now that we know each other a little bit more, I think it'd be easier for me to do that with Isaac, but I felt like such an absolute moron. I was pouring sweat, by the way.

To be fair, Sean and I had met like twice before we recorded that song. We weren't really friends. Also, I'm the only person who ever wrote a song and tried to record it without knowing the lyrics for real. I didn't know the lyrics. I didn't have them memorized. I assume most people, except for Jay-Z, have them memorized.

Anyway, we're not here talking about that. We're talking about the B-52s. Anyways, love, Sean. How, on the, not to talking about the B-52s. Anyways, Love Shack. How, on the, not to stay on the B-52s for so long, but on the Fred Schneider scale of like zero to Fred Schneider, how high up that scale do you think you could go and order a coffee and not have

them figure out what you were doing? I'd like a flat white. It's just, I don't know. You got to keep the rhythm. That's part of it. Hello there. I'd like a flat white. It's just, I don't know. You got to keep the rhythm. That's part of it. Hello there. I'd like a flat white. And make it a venti. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

You can just get ahead of it. You can get a name for that. I'll take a latte and I want it grande. Yeah. I'd like a grande iced coffee. And here's my name. It is Sean. Yeah. Like that's like a six. Like and here's my name. It is Sean. Yeah.

Like that's like a six. Like a one is like, hello there. They're not going to charge you for that coffee, Sean. They'll be like, I think he needs this. What about this?

I'd like a coffee and as big as a whale. Cause I'm about to wake up. What's that? It's like a nine, 11. This is, I don't know why it makes me so uncomfortable watching you do that. It's like,

I'm not a recording artist. me so uncomfortable watching you do that. It's like French Shiner having a stroke. I'm not a recording artist. I would like also a baseball. No, just because your face, you look so uncomfortable. That's what I was like when I was rapping. I was terrified. You look so stressed out.

I was. I was sweating. I was like, Isaac, I don't know the lyrics. Your eyes were darting. You made Isaac wear an eye mask? Don't look at me. Isaac, you have good pipes. Do you think your Fred Schneider is markably different than our Fred Schneider? Can we hear your Fred Schneider? I don't know who Fred Schneider is.

He's from the 52s. Damn it, Isaac. Isaac put the pieces together, my friend. He's 15. You're 15 years old, Isaac. What have you gleaned from what we've just been saying Obviously he's the lead singer of the B-52 What could he possibly have gleaned

Fred Schneider is the lead singer Of the B-52s I think You've heard Love Shack though right? I have not, no Isaac Red Leather Pussy Lee You're a karaoke guy You've never heard the B-52s To be fair When I sing karaoke

I sing I don't believe you Did you hear me? What? I don't believe you He's calling you out He's calling you out You've never heard Love Shack?

No No, I don't think so Isaac If I have I can't please it Love Shack Is a little old place Where

We can get together Bang, bang, bang On the door, baby Nothing place where we can get together. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby. Nothing. Knock a little louder, David. I want to go to karaoke and watch you do both parts, Iceman. Alright, let's do it. I think you could. Don't threaten me with a good time.

You'll have to pick him up, though. His car's on the frizzy. Oh. I'll pick you up. He's His car's on the friz. He's got all that pussy juice in his radiator. That's where Sean should have recorded the song. On the red leather. On the leather, right. In the backseat of the red leather.

Can I go? Yeah, go ahead. I got a dank one. I'm excited. This is the first thing that popped into my head Whenever I think of talking songs Like people talking in a song I always think of this And it's Mike from Boyz II Men In End of the Road

Oh yeah It's absolutely the first part All those times at night When you just hurt me And just ran out With that other fella Yeah Oh yeah It's absolutely The first part Dude it is And it goes It's on bended knee

No it's End of the road End of the road Where he goes Yeah baby My heart What's he say He's like

My heart is lonely too baby My heart hurts baby Yes All those times You ran out on me Yeah I didn't do that to you And I remember being like

You Mark Cause when you hear it He's like Baby I know you out on me yeah i didn't do that to you and i remember being like you mark because when i when you hear when you hear it he's like he's like baby i know you cheated on me i just didn't care just come back to me and i'm like no dude it's someone i whenever i listen to that i'm like someone should have been like hey i i don't think you want to say all of this get a different girlfriend who's not stepping out on you he ends it with like just come back just come back he says yes he's like he's pleading just come back. Just come back. He says, yes, he's pleading. Just come back, baby. It's a voicemail at the end. Yeah, it's Mike in Boyz II Men.

He's trying to get us there. He's trying to speak to all the guys. You know what I mean? When you've been hurt, you're not making great decisions. He got me there in such a real way. I was like 12 probably. And I was like, you know, I'm an R&B guy. And I'd like that song so dang to this day.

I'm here for you. All those times at night when you just hurt me And just ran out with that other fella Maybe I knew about it I just didn't care That sucks You should care a little bit Mike Yeah yeah

I'd care It's fake and it's a song and I'm still mad at this girl She ain't even real and I'm just like whatever Stepping out on Mike from Boyz II Men But that's the one that was like the first like low bassy like in a song that was like the first breakdown.

It doesn't sound like we'll get into it, but some of the people try to sound a little too sexy for me and he just was bass. He wasn't trying to he wasn't trying to cupcake. He was just giving me the bass. What do you mean try to sound too sexy for you? You know, like, oh, damn baby. Like that kind of shit where I'm like, I don't know.

You don't like sexy? That's not for me. They're not giving that to me. So I feel like Mike... To be fair, this wasn't for you either. Yeah, yeah, exactly. This might be the whole wet food argument thing. You were going through a very similar thing with Nicole.

Oh, not when I was 12, bro. I mean, I've been one. I've been going through that from day one. I'm that kind of guy. Nicole, I know you've been cheating on me. I just don't care. You were both guys in that song, you know? You were the guy stepping out. You were the guy getting stepped out on. I just, that song, I mean, Boyz II Men

is like shit. So, I mean, I'm just, it's just, that was the first song to me that immediately when I was like, alright, tight, I mean, I'm just... That was the first song to me that immediately when I was like, all right, tight. I got my first pick for sure. And the rest, anyway.

But yeah, Boyz II Men, Mike in Boyz II Men, End of the Road. The begging and pleading part. The very end of Bridgetown, that Sunday night. Oh, yeah. Right.

When it was over, they were shutting down the dance party, and this was the very last song they ever played. Yeah, we all had our shirts off. Everybody singing it. Various states have undressed for some reason. Well, drugs. Alcohol. That's the reason. Yeah, I imagine I was quick to pop the top in that situation.

I took my shirt off pretty fast, I think. And yeah, it was fun, man. Everybody... What was before that? It was like Aqua or something, right? I know there are two songs back to back, but End of the Road was the very last one. I got to be honest. I don't remember what played before it. Yeah, same.

I don't think. Karen just brought it up whenever I saw her a couple weeks ago. But anyway, yeah. Yeah, End of the Road is kind of a perfect last night of the song anyway. Much better than Closing Time or anything.'re just like closing time yeah yeah get it out of here it takes me back to a pretty fun place uh just for like me specifically but yeah i know you mean it's not i'd rather hear under the road any day of the week over closing time any day any situation if i've had a few and then all of a sudden I'm here and I know who I want, I'm like, alright. I like that song.

Don't get me wrong. I'd rather hear End of the Road. I'll tell you that. I always liked it too because when you heard it at middle school or high school dances, the breakdown part, you could dance even slower than slow. Those hands find the end of the road real quick.

He's talking so you don't have to. Exactly. Turns out it's a dead end right in the back pockets of this girl. End of the road. You just lean in and whisper like, ditto. Did you ever get separated? Did you ever get the hands? Slid it into her Lee Cavaricis.

Did you ever get like, you know, a little space here? Oh, balloon rolling? Yeah. But I think that here's the difference. I think that we're a little different age, Sean, where like when I was going to school dances, it was they were trying not to have them back it up.

Oh, we didn't. Yeah. Yeah. It was. What do you know about backing it up yet? It was all backing it up. I remember going to my first junior high dance and being like, when the fuck did everybody learn how to do this? We didn't even dance. You know what I mean?

Even in Beaverton, they were doing it. It was, that's what it was. I didn't dance front to front until I got out of high school. The only time we got close to the version of Back It Up was taking photos. That was the only time where the guy was behind the girl, hands around her waist.

You know what I mean? Oh, man. Dancing like that wasn't even a part. Wait, you mean this is like doggy style dancing? No. Different generations. That's all that was happening. Yeah.

Anyway, End of the Road, Mike. That's a great song. Great pick. That was the first one that came up to my mind. Yeah. I'm going to go with the first one that came up to my mind. Yeah. I'm going to go with the first thing that came to my mind and I'm going to take Vincent Price

at the beginning of Thriller. Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The funk of 40,000 years. The funk of 40. Darkness

falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. And creatures crawl in search of blood to terrorize y'all's neighborhood. That's a, that's a... It was a weird y'all's. It's called a B-rhyme there when he says blood and neighborhood.

They're like, oh, well, thank you, Logic. No, no problem. I'm just letting you know. I was in the booth. You guys got any other questions? I'll put it on wax. It's on wax, baby. I'm on Spotify. I'm going to start saying that to people. Hey, what's up? I'm on Spotify.

There were some weird things to have Vincent Price say, like, without the soul for getting down. Yeah, there was a little mix, a little funk in there. Also, the y'alls was weird. The y'alls was weird, but I like it. The more I listen to it, I'm like, oh, I'm glad they were like, hey, put a little something on it. He ends with, can you dig it?

I think he has one of my favorite voices of all time. It's so distinctive. Absolutely. he has one of my favorite voices of all time. It's so distinctive. It's so, it's like of a time, but you're like, also like, I don't think anyone else in that time talked like that either. No, I think he was spooky and weird.

Even for back then. Like, and he's from Wisconsin, right? Is it the last dragon where they say, where he ends on? Can you dig it? Is that,

um, yeah, is that, you think that's what they're doing? Can you dig it? Or are they just saying like, can you, it wasn't like a reference. I think people just said, can you dig a hell of a dig it? Yeah. Is that... You think that's what they're doing? Can you dig it? Or are they just saying, like, it wasn't like a reference? I think people just said,

can you dig it? Hell of a bet. Yeah. Yeah. I think if Quincy Jones was involved, people were saying, can you dig it a lot? Oh, yeah.

QJ, huh? He got his hands on that. Someone... It was our buddy Canane brought up the... We were talking about this and he goes, what is Thriller about?

What is the song Thriller about? Spooky Little Night. That's the music video. I thought it was a scary movie. Okay. I mean, he's on a date and then they're walking home. I don't know. It's close to me. Under the moonlight, you see a sight that

almost stops your heart. You start to scream. But Tara, take the sand before you make it Order a coffee like that please Just really don't sing I'd like a coffee And then you put the cream Order two wine lattes That would be

We all gotta go order coffees like our first pick I'll save you from the heat up on the steam Vanilla bean Vanilla bean Darkness falls on the foam latte he also talks again in the middle of it doesn't he like night creatures crawl in the dead no that's Michael Jackson singing

night creatures crawl in the dead does he not sing again or talk like he does darkness falls across the land the midnight hour That's right And then he laughs It's also like those could be lyrics to A pretty great like

Hardcore metal song Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpse's shell You're like fuck alright damn Yeah they had Lamb of God was ghostwriting for it. It's about watching. I think the song is about

Netflix and chilling before that was an idea. I'll save you from the terror on the screen. Yeah, I'll make you see. So for you and I to cover close together. So the thriller is the movie that you're watching. It's a thriller night.

And you're going to cuddle in close and we're going to smooch. I gave you the elevator pitch. It's a spooky little night. There it is. I told you. I fucking told you, okay? No, I never knew that. That's interesting. It's about like a movie. Yeah, I like that. But yeah, Vincent Price

talking during Thriller. Counts to Acula. I'm going to go Rasputin by Boney M. But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people,

the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder. Ha! Oh, yeah. And it's like, I think it's like, I don't know if they clipped it from like a news thing. It sounds like very Tom Brokaw. And it's, you know, it's like a news report about Rasputin. And he's like, but when it came to his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power, he became known to more and more people.

The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder. And then it pops in back into the disco. It's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That song is so weird. It's so weird. Shout out to Boney M. They're weird in general. Have you ever heard that song, Daddy Cool?

Also real weird. Daddy Cool. She loves her daddy. That's like disco made by people who don't speak English. Yes. You know the song, Ya Ya Rasputin? Oh, yeah. It's in Breaking 2, right?

Yeah, I know that song. Is it? I didn, I know that song. I didn't even know that. There was a period there where I feel like that guy. They were just not telling the musicians what words they were singing. 100%.

You know what I mean? Right, right. I wonder if this is post-Waterloo as well. I think it is. By ABBA. Yeah, I think this is post- Well, ABBA sang about history. It's got to be like right around

the same time. I thought you meant Napoleon. This is post-Napoleon, right? This was post-Waterloo, his lot. P.N. is the term. Four years after, yeah. This was four years after they did Waterloo. So I wonder if they were just like, well, you can sing about anything. It's like a Euro...

It's a very Eurovision coded song. Yeah, totally. And I'm glad that they've like also kind of been alive in the meme world because you always see it where it's a video of Boney M performing and then the meme is like, all right, you girls can start your

own band, but you have to let your little brother in it too. And he's dressed up and he's just like flanneling around there was also I think there was a black mirror where like it's about this demon and it takes this woman wishes this

demon into the world and then he takes the shape of the lead singer of Boney M because he was like oh I searched your mind and that's like what you that's like your favorite thing, your favorite person or whatever. He looks like the bad guy in Cyborg, if I'm looking at the right guy. Any of you guys see Cyborg, that Van Damme movie?

Somebody out there knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, for sure. I haven't seen it, but I don't remember. He's just a scary looking dude. Am I looking at the right guy? Is the lead singer? He would be the main one that pops up, right? Yeah, of Boney M? Yeah, the right guy? Is the lead singer? He would be the main one that pops up, right? Yeah.

Boney M? Yeah. Is it just one guy? It's like the one guy. Yeah. It's pretty buck looking. Yeah. I think they're German, right?

They are German. Yeah. They're pretty buck looking. Yeah. Fun band. I bet they were doing some drugs. Oh, yeah. No, no. Germany in the 70s? Like some crazy shit that we don't even know about

They just It's like someone They just read a little article about Rasputin And they're like I got a song This guy was fucking a lot of people We gotta write a song about this It was like It was like

The beginning of Boys in the Hood. You remember that shit Boney M was doing a while ago? Motherfucker said, what's going on? Oh, that's tight. Yeah, this song still, like every now and then

it'll come on at like kind of like a hipster bar dance night. And you're like, all right, I'm not mad at this at all. It's one of those songs where I wish I could do that, like, dance where you're, like, on your knees and you kick out, you know? Oh, yeah. It's begging for that. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you could time it on the beat, I'm like, oh, I would definitely do that at a wedding.

Sort of a Bolshevik type thing. I used to do that. Really? I used to do that back in the day when I was playing football. I could like, when I weighed 360 pounds, you know what I mean? Like 50, whatever,

anywhere between, plus 300. I could like do that jump down the Cossack dance where you like kick out. I'm like, what the fuck was I doing to my knees? Oh my God.

Nothing great, my man. The hubris of youth. Yeah. I think about the stuff I used to do sometimes. I used to do that thing where I'd hold one foot and I could jump through it with the other, you know? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's back. Is it back? Is that back? Yeah, you do it when it gets dirty. Can you not do that anymore, Sean? No, I used to be able to do the thing where I could lay on my back and spring up with my hands, like Johnny and the Karate Kid. Yeah.

What kinds of shit, dude? Zach, what is your second pick? My second pick, I'm gonna, and you guys tell me if this counts, but I think Spoddy Addy Dopealicious. Yes. When I first met my Spody Ody Dopealicious angel, I can remember that damn thing

like yesterday. I was thinking about that. Yeah. Yeah. There's like multiple parts but I would think like big boy's whole part at the end is pretty much just like talking to you in almost like a poem kind of a way for sure he is felt like I was achieving that

I love that beat dude it's so good the fucking best it's like the horn on that loop it like overlaps into when the loop starts again because it'll be like and then the other one will start

I love that part that shit's great do you know what we're talking about? no I'm bad with the titles oh yeah yeah that song? yeah it's called Spottie Addy never would have known that Spottie Ottie, huh? Yeah, never would have known that.

Oh, man, that song's fantastic. Halter, my Spottie Ottie dopealicious angel. Yes. That's so bad. That could mean anything. You move like a brown stallion horse with skates on, Sean. You know, come on. What other word would you use to describe that?

I got stoked for a second. I thought Sean was in there, too. Those were in his vows. No, of course, I didn't write my vows down and then Laura walked in sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup this is going to make me sound so stupid so the whole time

I just have the lyrics here in front of me and he says felt like I chiefed a whole O of that presidential my heart was beating so damn fast which means he smoked a whole ounce of really good weed, I guess. Presidential. Oh yeah.

I thought it was, I thought I achieved a whole order of presidential. I don't know why. Which is like the presidential fitness test. Yeah. You thought my man killed the sit and reach? The shuttle run oh boy

yeah I thought he achieved a whole order of presidential I'm like well yeah you would man like I guess you what you ran the mile you did some pull ups for sure the pull ups kept me out of that thing I could never do one pull up what was the other one sit and reach was a big one yeah I could kill the sit and reach because my torso was so long

that I was like... You climbed the rope, hit the bell. I was chiefing a whole O with a sit and reach. I could do it all, just no pull-ups. I've never had more than two pull-ups. So, yeah. Classic song. It's a good, it's like a decent song. Like a length,

so you can just put it on while you're driving. You feel great every time. Now you're back in the trap. Just that. Trapped. Makes me want to smoke weed. And I've been marinating on that for quite some time. Good, good.

At least a minute. Yeah, that's so good. Also, the way he says cloudy piss yeah that was on my list cloudy piss excellent picks body out of dough delicious

time for my second pick man there's a lot there's actually a bunch of good ones here there's solid ones on the list alright I'm going to take kind of a weird one that I don't think actually you know what i'm gonna go i'm gonna i i gotta go back to my middle school i gotta take it back to like turn uh 1999 oh i see i think i know where you're going i'm putting this cd in my disc man and. And I'm listening to Anima

by Tool. See, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs and burn them. I don't even know what that is. I didn't know where you were going. Okay. Which song?

Which one is that? You say Anima? Anima? Is it Anima? No, no. Not? Of the State? No, no, not Enema of the State. This is Tool, Third Eye is the name of the song. Okay. With Bill Hicks.

And he just has this long stand-up comedy bit, like, see, I think drugs have done some good for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs and burn them. Because you know what?

You musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives through the years. And then he says this part real weird. Real fucking high on drugs. And then he keeps going. And then it's cool. And when I was like 13, dude, and a decade away from ever doing drugs,

I was like fucking feeling it. It was just, I just loved it. I thought the idea of dropping stand-up comedy into like a butt rock album was innovative. I loved it. Tool will get you going, man. Tool still. I never was like a Tool guy,

but every time they came on, I know a couple songs, but every time they came on I know a couple songs but every time they came on and I'd be just like knocking around my buddy be like yeah this is tool my buddy Cody but he was a tool guy but yeah they'd I'd like to go to a tool show tell you that it's fucking as long as it's

oh man I would want to be seated for a lot of it and then I would want to be in the mosh pit for like a couple of the songs you say that but I say the same thing but if I got there I think I'd I think I'd be in the mosh pit for like a couple of the songs. You say that, but I say the same thing, but if I got there, I think I'd be standing up quite a bit. I got to meet Maynard when I was in Phoenix.

Really? Yeah, I was opening for Rory and Rory's a big Tool guy and so he was at the show because I think he lives in Phoenix or lives around in Arizona. I think he has like a winery or something, but yeah. He has a winery or something, but yeah, a winery. Yeah. Very cool dude.

And also tools. One of those bands where it's like, they've been kind of an ever present. They've always kind of been around since I was in high school, but they're never the type of band where you're like, God, I'm hearing too much tool. Like you really got to be like zone.

Yeah. I mean, you could check with me in middle school and then you probably would have been hearing too much. I fucking have you could check with me in middle school and then you probably would have been hearing too much Tool. I fucking had them in steady rotation. And like Bill,

both Bill Hicks and Tool are things I've like outgrown a little bit. Not because I'm more mature. It's just like not what I'm into anymore. If you're into that, that's great.

But like still the nostalgia hit of this song like gets me every time. Yeah. I was never a huge Bill Hicks guy. Not even in middle school or anything like that?

No, I mean, I didn't... I had so much tunnel vision. It was just Snoop and Dre and skateboarding. That's all I cared about in middle school. I didn't go out of that until my 20s probably. By the time I tried to backtrack and listen, so much of it was of the time where

he would say a name in a stand-up set and I'd be like, who is that? And I'd look it up and it was like so much of it was of the time where he was you know he would say he would like make he would say a name and a stand-up set and i'd be like who is that and i'd look it up it was like oh it was the secretary of war under right the first like it was just too much of a deep dive i saw robert mcnamara a bit for you yeah yeah exactly it was like okay gotta do research i was for sure faking it but i listened oh yeah yeah you know what i mean where i'm like i get this i get it oh yeah digging in my brain over here bill yeah we hate jay leno i'd be listening to like dark side of the moon i'm like yeah money it is really just like the worst of everything huh yeah man i don't want any of it also can i have 10 bucks? Sean, tell me the second pick.

The beginning of It Wasn't Me. Yo, man. Yo. Open up, man. What do you want, man? My girl just caught me. You better catch her.

When the guy goes up and knocks on Shaggy's door. I don't know what's going on, man. Shaggy's just, he's like, what's up, man? And the guy's like, you know, she caught me. What? You let her catch you? He just goes, yeah, you let her catch you?

Just tell her it wasn't you. And you're like, man, it doesn't work. We're not all Shaggy. She saw him. I was ass naked on the floor. She was looking at him. It was my apartment. And Shaggy's just in his mansion like oh easy man just tell her it wasn't you

later she'll buy that everyone I've ever told buys that and I'm like oh you're Shaggy dude the greatest song about gaslighting that still gets played at weddings to this day probably and they always had that intro in there they never just went straight to the

song every time you heard that song on the radio even they had it like a little bit of that. Cause that was the fun part. Just tell her it wasn't you. And everyone's like, Oh, shaggy. What's up,

man? Can you imagine going to your, like, if I just ring your doorbell, Hey Ian, man, I got a, yeah.

Laura saw me having sex with a woman in our bathroom. What should I do? And on camera. Yeah. Yeah. Like a woman in our bathroom. What should I do? And on camera. Yeah. Yeah. Like a bunch of other places. Everywhere. Everywhere in the house.

You got to remember, if you're listening to this song in 2023, the camera quality was not quite as good yet. You weren't on red. You know what I mean? There wasn't any of that stuff. There was no ring cam. Could have been a grainy little butt. Could have not been mine.

Yeah. Could have been anybody's butt. You say it wasn't me. Just tell her it wasn't you. Oh, shit. Shaggy. I never thought about that. And he says, to be a real player, you have to know how they play. Where it's like, I don't think that's how they play.

Just got caught? Yeah. I don't think real players get caught. I can't even imagine having to talk my way out of it. I can't even wrap my mind around it if somebody saw me doing it and then being like, what do you have to say for yourself?

And then trying to use that as my argument. Like, well, that wasn't me. That's, I mean, let's go down that road. Yeah. She sees you're still all rocked up and you're like,

wasn't me. I don't even know. I just, I was at the grocery store. I just get boners sometimes. I love you so much. When I'm around you. I just, I was at the grocery store. I just get boners sometimes. I love you so much. When I'm around you, I was thinking about the fidelity that we have. Faithfulness. That's what rocks me up.

Let's go to dinner, huh? Faithfully. Hey, Laura. I know you saw me going around with those other girls, but you just didn't care. You flip it, so you gaslight the other person. The intro to my... When we were talking about doing a Too Thick song, I had this whole part written.

And that was the part of it was like, Hey, baby, I know I cheat on you, but I'm cool with that. Like, that's how it started. But I'm cool with that. And it was because of... It was like because of a combination of these two songs. So if we ever do it,

you're going to hear the whole verse. But yeah. Anyway, Shaggy, beginning of... Yeah, I cheated on you, but that going to hear the whole verse. But yeah. Anyway, Shaggy, beginning of... Yeah, I cheated on you, but that's fine with me. Let's do it. Exactly. I've done the work.

I've thought about it. I've processed it. I'm okay with it. I don't care. I'm ready to live with it. Shaggy, what's next? I'm rolling around. Great pick.

David, time for your second and third picks. Second pick was the first song that actually, like, in my heart, I love. And I think this might be the best talking breakdown of any song ever. It's not a, I don't think you guys will know it, but, like, it's worth looking up. I'm taking Orange Juice Jones, The Rain. Oh, yeah. The song where she cheats on him, he catches her cheating on her. And he's like, at the end, he's like, hey, how you doing?

Come in here. Got some hot chocolate waiting on the stove for you and then he just is like where were you today and then she's like he's like did you miss me yeah i missed you too so much i followed your ass today and then he just goes and he's like close your mouth because you cold busted and it's so funny like he talks about when he saw him and he's like, my first impulse was to run up on you, do a Rambo, rip out the jammy and flat blast both of you. And he says, but then I chilled.

I didn't want to mess up this $3,700. Link's coat. And then he like cancels all her credit cards. It's so funny. And then at the end, he's like, oh wait, he's like,

he's like, what was you trying to prove? Messing with the juice. Cause his name is Orange Juice Jones. And then he's like oh wait he's like what was you trying to prove messing with the juice because his name is Orange Juice Jones and then he's like it's so good and then he's like he calls her a bunch of shit and then he's like and then he's like tell her he's like get out of here with that alley cat coat

wearing hush puppy shoe wearing crumb cake I saw you with because you dismissed and then he goes that's right tricks are made for kids, silly little rabbit. You would have been like cornflakes without the milk. And then as she's leaving, she goes to leave and he says, don't touch that coat.

And that's the end of it. I'll get out of here, R-Juice, but I'm taking the coat. Don't touch it. It's almost longer than the song. That's how you get cheated on, Boyz II Men. It's fucking, I don't if you guys have never seen it, it's so amazing.

It's really worth it to just look it up right now. It's like 45, you gotta hear it because it's like amazing. Man, he had a clean mustache back in the day too. Oh man. Stick up for the rest of the Boyz II Men. He looked smooth, man. Oh, he's amazing.

Look at this kind of double-bre to man. He looks smooth, man. It was just Mike that got cheated on. The rest of them are okay. Look at this kind of double-breasted suit. He just has so many quotables in it. Whoa. He does. You and I mean like cornflakes without the milk. Who is cheating on that guy? I like when there's like a skit where it's like set up where it's like maybe he wanted to tell someone this,

but now this is the way where he can create it in a way where it's like, I get to have all these, I get to say joke shit and you just sit there and listen. Yeah. There's no one to retort. It's so good. It's better than the song. Like I don't,

the song is fine, but the breakdown at the end is like, I, can I just send it to you guys? Can we just take the 45 seconds to hear it and then you come back because it's like yeah i just said absolutely it could be short enough to put a little bit of this in there i don't know if that would even be a copyright thing hello listeners this is isaac from the future unfortunately copyright does prevent us from playing a song

longer than about 10 seconds which is what i've been doing this entire episode. The breakdown at the end of this song, The Rain by Orange Juice Jones, is about two minutes long. We did listen to it in its entirety during the recording, and the guys will react accordingly. But if you want to look it up, please do so on your own time. Here is a very short sample. Yeah, I missed you too. I missed you so much, I followed you today. That's right. Now close your mouth, cause you cold busting. That was great.

Oh my God. It's amazing, right? It's fantastic. He said, don't touch that coat. He did a wardrobe change in the middle of breaking up with her. Yeah, he put on a black satin robe. He goes, I bought you things I couldn't even pronounce.

You couldn't even pronounce. The other line where he's like, first thought I wanted to do a Rambo and flat blast you with the jammy. Yeah, pull up the jammy and flat blast both of you. Was the shot when it's like showing her without all the stuff he gave her.

So she's just like in a terrible white t-shirt walking down the street looking bad. It's her regular outfit. Yeah. People yell at her. Just a gray t-shirt. Whole blooded. It's, and the fact that his name is Orange Juice Jones, everything about it is pretty great. He even says it, right?

You messed with the juice, doesn't he? Didn't he say that? Messing with the juice. And to say you're dismissed is it is a little funny where it's like it's the version of him like you said zach sitting in the car afterwards like what he would have said like yeah like oh you cheat on me whatever this hush puppy crumb cake piece of shit. He's just hungry when he thought of that part.

Tricks for kids. You big salmon filet. I like the close your mouth part. Oh, yeah. I like those kind of things hit to the core where it's like, close your mouth and you're like, damn, my mouth was open. Wow.

I'm out here mouth breathing. You got me so shook. Fantastic. And your third pick, David. Third pick, Clarence Carter classic. Oh, yeah. There was a clip of it in The Nutty Professor. I'm taking Stroke in. How long has it been since you made love?

Oh, yeah. Oh. He just says how he fucks. And then he asks when the last time you fucked was. He's like, I'll be stroking.

And then he's like, he's like, like, yo, that's a crazy song to put in lyrics because the song just starts with him

talking where he's like, when I start making love, I don't just make love. I'll be stroking! I didn't believe it was a song when I was a kid. I was like, there's no way this is a joke. I didn't think it was real. Like Dick Buck gets where I'm like, no way. They want to put this out.

And then he asks you when the last time you made love was. Did you make love this morning? Did you make love before breakfast? I'll be stroking! I'll be stroking. God, he's fucking... Hold on. I need you to go look at the album cover for this song, too.

If you're listening to this, go look at the album cover and look how big the lapels on his shirt are. Wow. He could fly with that thing. He could take flight. And he doesn't even need the lapels. You know why he can fly? He'd be stroking! That's right. Is he stroking?

He's like when Mario 3 gets that little tail and he just strokes through the air. He looks like an admiral or something. It's so great. And at the end, the end is the best where he's like, and I can always tell when she gets sexified. Cause when she's sexified,

she starts calling my name. And then he just sings his name over and over. He just goes, Claire's got a, Claire's got a, Claire's got a, Claire's got a, Claire's got a,

Claire's got a. It's the fucking best. He's the first. He lasted. He's one of those people you have to call him by. If you're going to say his name You know my friend Clarence Carter Yeah man

It's like one of those songs where there's as much talking As there is singing That's good branding man Clarence Carter was way ahead of his day Just saying his name a bunch Getting that SEO up Come on Yeah man that song is so fun It's a good karaoke song it's just

it's hilarious and he's straight up talking could you have sex to that song nope well i mean yeah a lot of factors yeah yeah i could have i could have sex what if it was the first time you were having sex with someone no no no no that no, no. That's an elite move. I don't have it like that. I don't stroke. I don't know what I do, but it ain't that. You giggle during sex anyway, though, right? You're a big giggler, right?

I mean, it's pretty funny sometimes. Yeah, I'll giggle. It's funny until it's time to get serious. Yeah, when it's on, it's on. Adam's always good about that. He always says, he's like, I don't know, when it's on, it's on. And that about that he always says he's like i don't know when it's on it's on and that's like that's oh it's a good whenever adam and i have sex he listens to me when when adam and i are having sex and i'm and i'm cheating on laura with my friend adam he always calms me down reminds me that we're here and i'm

giggling about it because i'm such an evil villain. He goes, well, when it's on, it's on stuff. I love that song. I love it because he sings enough to let you know that he could sing. Yeah. He's talking. Yeah. I'll be talking again. Sean, who's talking during your third pick? Beginning of Shoop.

The bow-legged one. Yeah. What's your name? When she's just like standing there looking at the group of dudes. The bow-legged one. Yeah. What's your name? When she's just like standing there looking at the group of dudes. The bow-legged one? Yeah, when she goes, how you doing, baby? I love it. I love the visual of some dude looking over and being like, me? And she's like, no.

The bow-legged one. Because the bow-legged one would be like, me? Yeah, the one with that giant dick swinging down there. That bell knocker. One who looks like he's been riding a horse all day. Yeah. Got that knee knocker down there. And she's like, what's your name?

Damn, that sounds sexy. And then three minutes about wanting to smash. I love that song so much. Is that the logic behind bow-legged guys? Is that like, well, he has to because his dick is so big. I got a big old knee knocker. Back when I was on Twitter, I remember there being a big thread about women talking about liking bow-legged dudes. I don't...

I think that's it. I never looked it up. I only know one bow-legged guy. I'm putting it in the chat because I don't want to be rude. Oh, sure. Oh, I can see that. I feel like you don't see a lot of bow-legged dudes anymore.

No. I just like the whole, I just like that that's how that song, I just find that like a bunch of girls approach the dudes and not the other way around where she just like goes up, pack of dudes, says like, what's up? One guy looks over and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, not you, this guy. And then just a whole song about one. I love it.

That was like one of, I don't know, middle school, still one of my favorite songs, but just all around heater, that joint rules and good talking in the beginning. Gets you set down the right path. Yeah? Some of them are just right down the street. Iconic.

No, every time you hear it, you know? Not you. The bowl. Man, I just sang it the other night. I was the one who it wasn't, by the way. That's a little piece of trivia, by the way. You were playing shooting hoops with a bunch of dudes on the courts. I was playing basketball. They were at Nike because they were

trying to do a brand thing and they were walking by this court in Beaverton. Oh, what? Nine? When did the song come out? I want to say 92. It was 93. Yeah, I was eight when this event happened. The bull-legged one was like 32, though was 93. Yeah, I was eight when this event happened. How old was the bull-legged one?

It was like 32 though, right? Yeah, it was a man. He was 26. You used to hoop with men. You used to hoop with men. Yeah, yeah. I said a lot of screams back then. Were you doing that little Russian dance?

Is that what you were doing on the court the whole time? I was the halftime show, just to be clear. That little knee dance? Yeah. Eight-year-old. That's how Ian cleared out the pain He just kicked people in the shins Hey You thought she was talking to you and you're like

Oh it's so queer that you're talking to me I would think you'd be talking to the bow-legged one What a queer turn of events And then she had to let me know really quick She was nicer about it when it happened And then in the song it does seem a little bit more Sure Whatever

Oh you got we just got our power back oh sorry nice I got oh man anyway if you thought I was in a good mood before let me stop traffic real quick I love you all this is nothing to do with the power back I love you all so much

this is fantastic yeah it does feel like the power back might be time to go home and open back. I love you all so much. This is fantastic. It feels like the power back. Yeah, it does feel like the power back. Might be time to go home and open that fridge. I don't say this enough. Yes, you do. I say it all the time. I don't mean to be a dick, but you say it a lot. I heard it not that long ago.

It's really cool we get to do this. I love you too. But because we have another podcast coming up. Oh yeah, sorry. Fuck you guys, let's go. Which is, I'm going to take, it is a one word.

It is literally just one word. Okay. It is from the song Like a Prayer by Madonna. It's her starting out by saying,

God. God. And that's it. Yep. That song is so. The song starts with her being. I didn't even know that she says that

oh yeah god and then life is it's just so weird yeah why is that in there that whole song is weird to me maybe that's the beginning of the prayer i don't know what it's about it's a good song i don't know what it's about i don't what the video. I feel like she just put in a lot of things she thought was going to make people angry. I mean, it's cool that Leon is Black Jesus, but like. Yeah, it is. I don't really know what's going on. But great song. I think it's a song about, I mean, it's a song about sex for sure.

What? I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there in the midnight hour. I can feel your power. She having sex with God? She's talking about blowing God in that song? I thought God was a woman. How's that happening?

God is a woman with a penis. Oh, power move, dude. There it is. Put it on a bumper sticker. Who's progressive now? It's me, Ian Carmel. You are, Ian. My Jewish friend, you are.

Yeah, I don't know what that... It's a good song. That song goes. Yeah, that song knocks. Are kids saying knock? Am I out of tune? They still say knock? You're asking the wrong...

Isaac? I have no idea. Slaps? They don't say slap anymore. I am no longer young. I'm 29 years old. You've never heard the B-52s. Why are we asking you? Yeah. At our age,

I think you want to stay in the lane. If you keep going with what the kids are doing, it's like people are like, why is he on a... That's a great song. Why is Sean wearing a Myri shirt? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know who to say I'm dressing like

to say I'm dressing cool. Who dresses cool? Aesop Rocky? am I trying to dress like Aesop Rocky? sweater vest and big jeans Sean's got his shaggy on dressing like Denisha Houston Sean will you do a middle part one of these days? will I do a middle part?

I'll do it in between podcasts perfect we're not going to dwell on the song by Madonna it kids? I'll do it in between podcasts Perfect We're not going to dwell on the song by Madonna It rules and I just think it's very funny That she says God and then the song starts God? Because it is a song about It's called Like a Prayer but that's all a metaphor

For I think blowing a dude and being controlled During sex Control me all day if that's what it means Anyway The song is not about God, Madonna sex, but then she controls me all day, if that's what it means. Anyway, it's like, this song is not about God, Madonna. We get the metaphor. Zach, your third pick.

I'm going to go with Nights in White Satin by Moody Blues. Moody Blues, baby! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Breathe deep, the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade From every room At the very end of that song

There's just this weird poem that's read By this like very British dude And he's like breathe deep The gathering gloom Watch lights fade from every room But my favorite part of it is it gets like Impassioned lovers wrestle as one Lonely man cries for love and has none.

New mother picks up and suckles her son. Senior citizens wish they were young. And then it pauses for a second and it goes, cold-hearted orb that rules the night. And I think that's just the funniest thing to call the moon. Like if you're on a date and you go outside and you're like, you cold-hearted orb. She's like, hey, I'll see you on date number two and she's like nah I don't think so and you just shake your fist

at the moon honey look at the moon honey look honey look at the moon what that cold hearted orb that ruins the night no thank you removes the colors from our sight you're like, oh, no.

I married some kind of German child's tale. I don't know. That whole song, shout out Heath Kirchhart, Sight Unseen, that's in his skate part. That song is so sick. It's also sneaky in Casino. Yes. I think in one of those parts where Pesci's trying to

scam on Sharon Stone. That's playing in the background. That song gets passionate, dude. Yes, I love you. Yes, I love you. I love you. We should probably all start

wearing more white satin, right? Oh, yeah. Not in the summer. You gotta wear white satin at night. You know? Yeah. So you're like shiny. We should have a festival called Nights of White Satin, where we just perform in white satin all the time.

Now I'm just thinking it's like, we're like the KKK, but it's a little bit more like in a dinner party. Is that what the Nights of White Satin are? No. Because they're British, right?

I don't think those sheets are made of satin. Yeah. What if we all discover it now and we're reading the lyrics? No, they got those at a dry goods store. Those are like canvas sheets. Anyway, that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about the Moody Blues.

Cheese and rice. That's a solid case of the Moody Blues. Cheese and rice. That's a solid case of the Moody Blues. One of those classic eight-minute songs that somehow survived through the 70s and 60s. Because it, again, knocks, dude. It's a great song. It slaps. It slaps.

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Zach is performing at the Europe this summer, and Zach, you were telling us a funny story. You were telling us a funny story about Europe earlier. I was, yeah. It's, uh, yep. Ha ha, hey, Zach, you lived out there in Hollywood. You ever see

Khloe Kardashian? Uh, no, I haven't yet. All right, great. Well, we got a three-song song by Korn coming up right after this. Zach, first, go ahead and make your fourth pick, buddy. Fourth pick. It's something that always, when I think of this song, it's the first thing I think of.

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I could get it last. That was going to be the last one. Yeah, just a classic. I love that song. I love the

whole thing. It's like, it feels like a phrase you could use that for anything. You know, people try to offer you something, and you're like, okay. So it's a grilled cheese. That don't impress me much. Yeah. I thought you were going to be like, you'd brad pitt line verbatim for anything you could do that but yeah you could use it for anything dana dana we were talking about this before uh we recorded

and she goes to so you have a car after she says so you're br Brad Pitt, which is not a classic escalation. No, no. I think, you know, looking at your sensibilities. Yeah, that's true. Maybe there was a brief period where Brad Pitt had a DUI and he like couldn't drive. So that was like a lot of hot dudes without cars, man. Yeah, that's true. She was trying to make you feel better about the Prius time where she's like, no, you got a card.

Car's not at the end of the list at all. You got to make that a calendar, David. Hot dudes without cars. This guy's getting on the bus. You know what made me giggle the other day? I was thinking about when you drafted, you'd go to the bus stop and pay tough guys to kiss. That pops into my head probably every six months.

Oh, yeah. It just popped into Zach's head. Probably. That shit is funny dude just like i'm just picturing like tough ass dudes at the bus stop being like here's a hundred grand you make out with that guy like you mean it it's pretty funny to me that was zach right we drafted what you do with a billion dollars or something that was the entire song is a list of impressive things by the way right just you know i know i know we've

said that before but it's like it's also what does impress you yeah if this doesn't what could i bet you like a record producer or something if you who's her husband she married okay so we go to cheesecake factory like yeah that's great she needs to live in the moment she needs to do some like probably mushroom therapy right you know what i mean like you know it's not my responsibility to impress you all the time i can't that's an a crazy standard yeah is that the basis of our relationship i'll tell you what impresses her is marks above your ease in her husband's name holy cow he's got three of them. Three of those little lines. Frederick Debo.

I want to say Debo. Debo. T H. Okay. Wait, Debo got to her own. She married Debo's brother that never got caught. So you got beat up by Craig.

Frederick Debo. Yeah. That guy. She was married to Mutt Lang for a long time. The producer. I was right. Mutt's applesauce. I said that. Look at me. I know what I'm doing.

You could also do the reverse and be like, so you're not going to pick me up from the airport. That does depress me much. Now, here's something. It says her parents. It says three parents. Jerry Twain, Clarence Edwards, and Sharon Morrison. That's a fun thing to think about.

What, that she has three parents? That's interesting, isn't it? I have two. Wasn't there a tragedy? I have two. Oh, God. Here comes Sean. Well, I don't want to be an asshole.

I'm just on paper right here. Three parents. It's just interesting. Yeah. You can have more than two. I don't, I'm pretty sure. I got the two. One is, one is passed on.

You get two. One leaves immediately. You stay with one. That's how it is. That's how it worked out for me. You were thinking it was, you were thinking it's pretty interesting that she has three parents? That doesn't impress you much, does it?

No. Oh, I'm getting cramps. I'm like hydrated. You got three parents? That don't impress me much. It does impress Sean a lot. As will, hopefully, my fourth pick. It will. I'm going to take from the Pink Floyd song

Another Brick in the Wall, part two. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have part two if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding

if you don't eat your meat did that come through or did I yell too loud it came through y'all know this part no I don't know I know the song we all need no education

it's another one of those like 8-9 minute joints right it's at that part at the end where they're like wrong do it again wrong do it again and it's him being like an old mean British school teacher. I can hear the kids singing like brick in the wall. I can hear the kids singing.

I can hear the whole song. I just can't hear this. I can hear the kids singing. It always kind of creeps me out a little bit. Like if you walked in and there's just a choir of kids like, Wade out, Nate now, education. You'd be like, yeah,

I don't know. I wasn't going to get it with someone else. I was cool. I'll just go drown myself. I'm going to drown myself in a bog. So you guys don't kill me first. It's got it figured out. Lord of the flies style.

I don't need to be involved. It's just very funny in the middle. I mean, their songs are weird in general. Like they certainly weren't shy about experimenting, but this one where it's just all funny. I mean, their songs are weird in general. They certainly weren't shy about experimenting. But this one, where it's just all of a sudden this old, stern British professor yelling like, How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat? Funny.

Funny to me. And the pudding is just a broad term for dessert. Yes. I should have learned this by now. But I didn't know that when I was growing up and first heard this song. I'm like, these motherfuckers love pudding. Pudding. Love snack bags. Yes. Yeah. I should have learned this by now. But I didn't know that when I was growing up and first heard this song. I'm like, these motherfuckers love pudding. Pudding. Love snack bags over there.

Yeah. I still like to think about it that it's all pudding. Where they're like, you want some pudding? And you just have kegs of pudding available? Pudding means dessert. And then it's also a specific kind of dessert. It's weird. It's a little bit like if we called every dessert, like if we were like, you guys want some ice cream?

I got cake. You know how everybody in Atlanta calls it call cook? Yeah. like if we called every dessert, like if we were like, you guys want some ice cream? I got cake. I got cake. You know how everybody in Atlanta or in like, Atlanta calls it called Coke. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's an Atlanta Coke situation. Okay.

Atlanta Coke's kind of a cool name. Well, you know what? I'm proud of that pick. Even if no, even if it didn't move any of the three of you. Isaac, are you familiar with Pink Floyd?

I am not. Not really. Fuck you, dude. I don't mean that. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. I don't know. Three-fourths of the way through. You know the Me Love song? Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. There's the whole... I do, but I'm not going to sell it for you.

Oh, you don't have to. The baseball announcer that comes in and does the whole play-by-play. Like, we got a real pressure cooker going here. Okay, here we go. We got a real pressure cooker going here. Nobody on. No more. Bottom of the night. I can't remember exactly what he could, but he just calls the whole thing coming

around. That was always real fun to me. Because the whole song is just that dude trying to get laid. And that's the whole... He's finally routing home. He's coming all the way home. And then the girl goes stop right there and then he's got to talk his way into it but I always liked that one

you just stonewalling me because you you didn't get the reaction you wanted for your last one is that what's happening that's right you guys you know the song

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights no Isaac absolutely not is this like a Friday Night Lights song or something? I do know it.

I do. I know it and love it, but I'm stonewalled. I already declared my intention. I'm trying to hurt your feelings, bro. No, I get it. I get it. You guys don't know that song, huh?

Well, now, like, it's... You guys got to throw... This is... We haven't had an episode with a playlist in a long time. This is a fun one. This will be a good... This is all over the place.

Why can't I think of how this... Like. I can't think of how it starts. Because I can see paradise by the dashboard lights. You got me running like, why am I blanking on lyrics? It's the other Meatloaf song. Da da da da da. Because we were barely 17 and we were

barely dressed. You remember that song? It's just all about this guy trying to have sex and talk his way into it. And then right before it's going to go down, the woman just like, stop right there before we go any further. Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me?

Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy till anyway? And then she's just like, what's it going to be boy? Yes or no? Yes or no? And you get the, you get the idea that she's like, maybe got her mouth down there and she's, you know, like what, what's going on be boy yes or no yes or no and you get the you get the idea that she's like

maybe got her mouth down there and she's you know like what what's going and he's like and then he's like i'm gonna love you till the end of time and then they get done someone about to blow meatloaf and then they get done and then it's like the golden corral oh i'm gonna blow meatloaf. I'm just kidding. Get out of the bathroom. I'm going to blow meatloaf. Is it cool if I go home early?

I've been blowing meatloaf all day. Paradise by the sneeze guard lights. It's also like that's a, that's a lot to drop on someone like, right. Like you're right about to have sex and they're like, will you love me forever? Will you never leave me?

And you're like, whoa, I don't, I'm actually out of this right now. Yeah. Throw the gauntlet like that. That'd be... We're in an alley. What are you talking about? Anyway, Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.

We're standing on Chow Mein in an alleyway. What are we talking about? It's another nine-minute song, which maybe you just need those talky parts in these long. I mean, this is seriously like a, like a guy, like an announcer calling like a ground rule home run is,

is what they're calling. It's like that part of the song is like a minute and a half on it on its own. So anyway, paradise by the dashboard lights, meatloaf. Uh, David,

time for your fourth. And then your final picks, man, I can't believe I'm getting these two. Four, I'm taking Motown Philly. Now check this out. One day back in Philly, four guys wanted to sing. They came up to me and said, well, what's your name?

Boyz II Men. Hey, you know what I'm saying? I was going to bookend it. That was going to bookend it. That was my whole fucking plan. This is the best. That was my whole plan was to bookend it. Yeah, that was, yeah.

What's your name? Boyz II Men. You know what I'm saying? All right, let me see what you can do. I love it. It's their origin story. They harmonize. What else can you get from it?

You know who else did that? Color Me Bad. On the spot, harmonized and got a record deal. That shit's crazy. And they made one of the most uncomfortable songs of all time. They sure did. But yeah, that Boyz II Men. Ah, man.

We can do it till we both wake up. We'll talk about it. Yeah. And then my final is Bobby Brown, My Prerogative. What is this, a blizzard that I can't have money in my pocket and people not talk about me? This world is a trick. I don't know what's going on these days. Oh, yeah.

Come on. What is this, a blizzard that I can't have money in my pocket? Also, what does he mean by that? What is this, a blizzard that I can't have money in my pocket and people not talk about me? Don't know what that means.

This world is a trick. I don't know what's going on these days. Yeah, it's great, man. Is he thinking of another word? I don't know what's going on these days yeah it's great man is he thinking of another word I don't know well the whole funny thing about Rob Hayes has a great bit about it the word isn't even he says

prerogative but the word is prerogative he just sings it wrong the whole song well no it's pronounced prerogative is it not prerogative it's got an R in there it's for sure it's prerogative well it not prerogative it's got an r in there it's for sure it's prerogative well then somebody's gonna have to call rob hayes you could say i mean zach throws an extra r in theater so maybe you know you do whatever you want i also like it how in the breakdown he's talking to

somebody like i think playing the saxophone he's like i made this money you didn't right ted and he says we out of here like Like, him and Ted are leaving. I'll tell you what I think was happening in the booth when he was coming up with that, what is this, a blizzard? That I can't have money in my pocket still? Yeah, I know exactly what it was snowing. I think it might have been snowing in the booth.

What's going on in here? It's a whiteout. It's a total whiteout. Known cocaine enthusiast Bobby Brown. But yeah, I love that part. Sean Jordan, your final pick.

Oh, gosh, that was his fit. Oh, man. Crap. I thought I had a second. Nope.

There's one really big one. I'm going to be surprised if it doesn't get taken. Are you thinking of the song Brick on a Wall Part Two by Pink Floyd? Because I took it. I don't know if the internet skipped for a second but I did get

the one that everyone had at the top of their list Oh, I love that song, a lot of good memories connected to it, I love it You're probably listening to it right before this Yeah Sean, just pick any Drake song, there's always a voicemail in there We'll do the

end of Picture Me Rollin'. Picture Me Rollin' roll call. You know there's some motherfuckers out there I just could not forget about. I wanna make sure they can see. Oh, a shot to Big Psych? Or no, what's the end of Picture Me Rollin'? No, that's Checkout Time. Where he goes. The end of Checkout Time

is hilarious. He's like, I ain't got no more money. Somebody loan me $100. No, the end of Picture Me Rolling was like, free like OJ all day. You can't stop me. And then, you know, I got my friends in here. Manu, Pain, Psych, something. All those rappers we never learned. Yeah.

All the fucking Thug Life squad. And then he's like, what does he say? He's like, can you see me? Can you see me now? That one. And then at the end, he just goes, anytime you want to see me again, rewind this track right here.

Close your eyes and picture me rolling. It's peaceful. I like it. And I do. I like, that's one of the songs. I think frat.

I think you probably actually do that too with him. I do. That song, I will not, and frat, my buddy frat, this is him, but I won't skip that song if it comes up.

That's one song where it's like, I got to play it through the whole thing. It's one song where it's like i gotta play it through the whole thing it's like a thing i just gotta play it through the whole song i love it it's such a good song with that guy who raps like a gangster oh what song is that that might cool as a motherfucker me and my nine yeah it's yeah yeah it is because he goes picture me rolling i me rolling. I have to cherry pick some words. But yeah, he's a boy. You really put some interesting friends on songs. Picture me rolling. Excellent final pick.

Time for my final pick. It's just because it's still on the board. And I feel like I got to take it. The intro to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot. Oh, my God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those

rap guys' girlfriends. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a good one too. Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt. It's so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. Gotta love coded language

yeah yeah yeah the code is lifted she's like she's so black and then just in case you've listened for this long those are like a kind of way of speaking that I've never heard before or since. Well, that was the Valley Girl thing. I was going to say, I felt like it was a Valley Girl situation. But isn't the Valley like

kind of Glendale and Burbank and shit? That's how people used to talk? Oh, that's like a little farther out, huh? Well, Burbank is like part of it Valley Village deep in the heavy valley yeah all the way up to Calabasas and what not

it's that whole area yeah oh my god she looks like a total prostitute I'm gonna start talking like that see what he does for my career See what he does for my career. See what he does for my career, dude. Talk like that the whole time we're in New Orleans.

All right. I'm going to switch between that and Fred Schneider. Zach, your final pick. Final pick. It's a real, it's just the beginning of the song. I'm picking Pasta Ducci by Musical.U. Come on. It's just the best part.

You know, as soon as the kid's done talking, we're about to get the steel drums kicked in. Yeah. I love that song. With version. I can't even do like the rolling R's. With version. What does version mean? Some Jamaican This generation! Ruination!

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Version. Version. Version. Version. Version. Version. Version. Version. Version. Version.. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm and scrub. I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. Yeah, that sounds great. Classic song. The vocal DJ instrument or dub version employing the same rhythm track. Nope, now I'm more confused. Yeah, you're in too deep. Yeah, you're reading like the VCR instructions. Yeah, listen, brother, just pass the duchy on the left-hand side.

There it is. As soon as you start wondering about what version means. How does it feel when you got no food? There's a lot of weird shit in that song. Oh, totally. Where you're like, oh, I thought it was about smoking weed. I didn't want to think about people not having food. Damn shit.

I'm still going to keep smoking weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would definitely make me more hungry. Well, I think that's what they're saying, right? Like, hey, don't worry about it. It's a little bit of a don't worry, be happy. You know what I heard is that it was a ripoff of another

Pasaducci is a cooking pot, but there was another song that was like Pasacucci or something like that. But they were kids kids so they changed it that's just what I heard that may be a rumor but yeah I just assumed dachi was weed no there's another song dachi pot

is like for food oh delicious pass that too pass both of them yeah that's the final pick Sir Isaac Lee do you have a pick dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get to this thing called life

come on let's go crazy by Prince dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get to this thing called life yeah I had get off by Prince but I didn't think anybody I didn't think you guys were going to let that fly.

I can't believe y'all didn't take this one. Yeah, that was on the list for sure. That was a grievous oversight by us. I thought the one I was going to say is I thought Talking Heads was going to go for sure. I had that on the list. I thought that was going to go first round. This is not my beautiful wife.

I don't know. Amazing songs that we left off i mean i got the i got blisters on my fingers yeah yeah i got blisters on my fingers patches also by clarence carter guilty conscience was a dank one and also g's and hustlers the beginning of g's and hustlers what you want to be? That shit's tight. Leader of the pack by the Shangri-La's plenty of sweating bullets by Megadeth. I'm sure we all had on our list.

Love for sure. Love is strange. Nikki and Sylvia or whatever it is like a lover boy. You know, that's the way love goes by Janet Jackson. Oh, burning by the fire. Oh, what an asshole. Oh man. you know oh yeah come here love of the world that's the way love goes by Janet Jackson like a ball to the flame burning by the fire

oh what an asshole oh man that should have been on my list I love that song what a bummer oh well we want to hear yours

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and you took Love Shack by the B 52s. The rain by orange juice. Jones stroking by Clarence Carter, a Motown Philly by boys to men. And my prerogative by Bobby Brown, Sean,

you went second. You took end of the road by boys to men. It wasn't me by shaggy. Shoop by salt and pepper paradise by the bash dashboard life by I'm blowing me love. A picture of me rolling by Tupac Shakur. I went third. I took Vincent Price at the beginning of Thriller. Bill Hicks

in Third Eye by Tool. Like a Prayer by Madonna. How Can You Eat Your Pudding? A universally beloved pick here. That was a nice surprise. It was good, man. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot. It was good, man. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot. Zach, you went last. You took Rasputin by Boney M. Spottie

Adi-Dope-alicious by Outkast. Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. And Pass the Dutchie by Musical.U. We want to hear yours. Hit us up at AllFantasyPod on Twitter. AllFantasyPodcast at gmail.com.

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