All Fantasy Everything - The Fast & Furious Franchise (w/ Roxane Gay, David Gborie, Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: June 24, 2021

You never had me... you never had this podcast. Roxane Gay joins us to draft the Fast and the Furious franchise. Episode Guest:Roxane Gay @rgay IG: @roxanegay74Support the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbags, watchalongs, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch: teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're joined by the New York Times bestselling author, writer, cultural critic, comic book writer, do-everything, and returning AFE champion, Roxanne Gay, to draft the Fast and the Furious series.

I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me, as always, are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that lives its life a quarter mile at a time. Hold on one second. Hold on. Hold on one second. Okay. Sean getting ready. We're pausing. We're pausing for Sean Jordan to open an orange. is that a code red or is that an orange mountain dew can you see it the frost is coming

out man and a little bit like spilled onto the mic dude it's a mountain dew baja punch and uh i'm in man turn it up to 11 real quick does it pack a punch yeah that's a good question sean does it pack a punch it's it's so good if you like mountain dew it's good and i like mountain dew so honestly i thought it was gonna taste like medicine no yeah medicine if you want to get buck as fuck all day then yeah this is your medicine for it my girlfriend has never had mountain dew and never had taco bell and i'm trying to figure out a night where both of those things happen a night where you blow her fucking mind she's gonna break up with you man she's never had Taco Bell never had Taco Bell is she from an Amish family she's from a Jewish family

in Chicago I don't I don't understand it at all I don don't either. That is the opposite of south of the border. I remember that. That's true. I still remember the first time I had Taco Bell. It was a plain bean and cheese burrito at someone's, my brother's friend's parents' house that I got to tag along. And somebody just dropped a bag of like 60 of them on a table. And it was like the gold rush.

It was amazing. That's the move yeah that feels like your intervention story yeah and then the next 30 years sort of wrote themselves i just can't like she's so creative she's always thinking outside the bun so you would think that she has definitely had taco bell at some point i know i know she lives moss as well so it's really it's extra confusing sean jordan is here sean s jordan on twitter sean cougar melon jordan on instagram sean do code red uh in a mountain dew bottle how are you doing roxanne sean is a new father as of two weeks ago uh she was born on six nine so what is it 6 19 so 10 days ago

okay that's a great birthday let me tell you this let me let me do this real quick in my mind what i just did it's amazing how the brain works because in my mind i was like should i say she was born on 69 or is that too crass as i'm just informing roxanne i have a daughter and i was like i'll say 69 and i just informing roxanne i have a daughter and i was like i'll say 69 and i bet you roxanne laughs a little bit at because it's 69 and that's what happened so yeah she was born on 69 i thought it was hilarious everyone in the hospital did not i did they yeah i told them i was like this funny right and nobody they were like why i had one doctor i didn't tell you guys this i had one doctor so she was in she was in the room

checking on her and i was just looking talking you know just looking at my daughter and the doctor said something and and i was still talking and she goes oh keep going and i go oh no it's i was just gonna keep talking about how dope she was so that's fine and the doctor stopped and she kind of came two feet closer to me and she goes what's dope and i'm like i mean it just means it means rad and then i lack the vernacular to like describe it really but i was like it's she's just cool and uh and then she goes my daughter the other day said she was flexing on me what does that mean so we go like five minutes into the visit she just starts talking random stuff and then laura has a medication she's on and laura goes should i take it now or should i take it later and the doctor goes well we'll we'll check if uh we need you on it still and laura goes well i'm

gonna take it i'm just debating if it's mine or the hospital's i brought my own and i go to the doctor i was like that was a flex what she just did to you it was tight it was really tight you should get the doctor your phone number so you can be her teen whisperer and just tell her what all the phrase like figure out what chugi means and then explain that a title you don't want to adopt in public no fair fair you don't want to be telling telling people you're the teen whisperer, probably. No, no, no, no. Oh, I thought you meant choogy. Is choogy a real thing?

I guess it's a Gen Z phrase to describe the particular way in which we are lame. Oh. What? I'm a choogy? Are you a choogy or are you choogy? Joggers are choogy. Like the type of pants, uh mid-century modern furniture so like you are lame not you are a dork so chuggy would be like you are chuggy not you are a chuggy

i believe so i believe so i'm only i have like five pairs of joggers i just bought in the last few months i think we just lean into being chuggy and and and live our lives i think it's time to embrace it because otherwise it's just too much work i can't fight that wave it's a culture it's you're on a cultural treadmill and we might as well just step off and be comfortable you know otherwise we're gonna be running forever i'm fine with looking my age i got two baby bjorns like i'm gonna try two different baby bjorns and see which one is is doper to me so i'm i gotta look my age i just have to look like i'm 40 i can't yeah i'll look insane if i try to not you know a man who doesn't look 40 because he is not 40 is david borre the

g is silent on twitter cool guy jokes 87 on instagram how you doing buddy i'm good man i'm choogy good yeah you are i was gonna say man you're about the choogiest choogyuggy choo-choo just chugging along are you in denver or los angeles the chuggy man i'm in los angeles for 12 hours oh my god very strange situation are you there for chuggy con come on man i'm just trying to hang out with my friend sean how did that show with Freddie Gibbs go? Freddie Gibbs, dude. That's a wild guy. A lot of stuff maybe I'm not going to repeat it. A lot of opinions were stated about a degree of topics. Okay.

Live on stage or backstage? No, live on stage. backstage no live on stage there were three wardrobe changes uh is very exciting i saw him come on stage on a clip and someone tried to shake his hand and he just smacked the hand out of the way and told like motion to the guy to get off stage he was partying he was like somehow in a separate green room than we were partying he was like somehow in a separate green room than we were like he would he would come on stage and then he would walk back behind the band and then i wouldn't see him until the next comic got introduced stand-up comedy is not ready for rapper energy there's a level of confidence there that we can't have access to and doesn't belong on a stand-up stage the nerds can't handle it

i can't handle that energy i i don't you know it's too much for me iup stage the nerds can't handle it i can't handle that energy i i don't you know it's too much for me i want it so bad i can't handle it it's good that you know that sean that's the first step to growth yeah as i was just on the cross colors website this morning looking at hats but it's neither here nor there they're back i saw him at nordstrom uh roxane gay is here years ago i think two years ago whenever we did the fuck jams all fantasy everything podcast you said you wanted to come back and draft the fast and the furious i did we are now on the eve of fast nine coming out i know so it's only it's only right that you return here. Oh, by the way, R Gay on Twitter, Roxane Gay, 74 on Instagram, on the socials. We've been re-watching the Fast and the Furious movies.

Have you been dipping your toes back in in preparation? Oh, absolutely. Just to refresh. Yeah. Not only to refresh for this, but to refresh so that my body is ready for Fast 9. I'm ready yeah and i'm actually really shocked that we weren't invited to the premiere last night racism is everywhere it's huge it's basically the book is of the fast nine premiere like that guy at the car auction in london all right yeah they don't see us as

ballers that's all i'm saying they're just like nope nope but i'm excited i am ready for furious nine because we had to wait an extra year because of that pandemic but um yeah i'm ready i'm excited i am so that's gonna be my first trip back to the movie theaters me too i can't me too i'm so excited like and i might see it i might see it twice in a row. I might just sort of like buy two sets of tickets. My wife is not going to be happy. That sounds like an amazing idea. Honestly, I've never done that.

And I'm like, it'd be fun. I think it's a great idea. And I'm married to someone who isn't super familiar with the movies. And I've been trying to catch her up. And she's into them when she watches them. But it's not a passion. And that's okay okay i can carry that passion for both of us uh-huh it's someone who likes when they're at the lake but doesn't think about going to the lake during the week one of those things we're like this is actually nice that's exactly it that's exactly it i think about the lake all week i've been doing the same thing with my partner

she's she had never seen the i explained her i'm like it's like point break the first one and then it goes from there and then we we've been watching them and she's like fully on board she wanted to keep watching fast eight which is the last one we were reviewing like literally this morning while i made breakfast fast eight was so good every time i watch it i'm like charlize really was on something she was really like yes yes yes this is my christopher walken moment yeah exactly i feel i feel like the really good actors who like go they're like it's such a known like commodity like not known quantity known quantity that they're like i know what i'm walking into and if i have fun with it yeah like this could i could have a lot it's like it's basically like paddington two of action movies like the paddington movies where like hugh grant nicole kidman went in

knowing i'm just gonna chew up scenery and have fun you can just do that in these movies yeah and i don't want to get into pics or anything like that but fast eight has like two oscar winners in it just having the times of their life it's amazing um what have you what have you been working on lately i mean you're the author of so many amazing books bad feminist hunger comic books lately too i mean lately and and going back to a new world of wakanda and then the sacrifice of darkness but what else what else have you been working on how was your how was your quarantine look my quarantine was productive i've been working on my next couple books and a comic and um a tv show which who knows when it's gonna get made but it's happening and um i'm in a writer's room right now so i have a lot going on but it's all good

and how are you liking being is this the first writer's room or have you been writers you must it's my third writer's room but it's the first writer's room or have you been writers? You must have third writer's room, but it's the first writer's room for the first two writers room. I did, I did were to help a show runner develop a pitch to sell a show. Yeah. Which I didn't know was a thing, but when you reach a certain level,

I guess it is. And this is the first time I'm in a writer's room where I'll be making something that will end up on the screen. And so that's exciting. That's really exciting. Because you were like, I mean, multiple episodes and like developing it and thinking like, all right, this, the words I write, somebody's going to say into a camera. It's really exciting. It's like, wow, wait, they're actually going to read this shit eventually?

Awesome. Awesome. Can you talk about what the show is or is it still under lock and key yeah i don't think it's a secret um it's queer as folk is being rebooted on um peacock and so i am one of the writers on that show alongside some really actually cool people it's been really fun and i also love that i'm not in charge it's so great i just get to go and do what i'm told yeah oh my god it's the absolute fucking best i'm like i forgot i forgot how good this is it really is such a relief where they're like here do this and you're like i can be told what

to do i love being told what to do oh absolutely and like at first they were like are you gonna do you mind this i was like no i no, I'm fine. Thank you. I love thinking small picture. Let me think small picture all day long. Oh, that's beautiful. Is there anything that's out right now that you want to specifically direct people towards? Well, it's not a book of mine, but there's this amazing memoir out now called Somebody's Daughter by Ashley Ford. And it's really moving. It's really well written. There's this amazing memoir out now called Somebody's Daughter by Ashley Ford. And it's really moving.

It's really well written. And I just, you know, I'm happy to share the good word. So generous. You know, that's like the spirit of the familia is running through you today. That's the thing. We're all family. And so. Hey, we sure are.

And I just had a daughter, so I'm saying. Yeah. Somebody's daughter. Say the name of that. What's the name of the book one more time?. And I just had a daughter. So I'm saying, yeah, somebody's daughter. Say the name of that. What's the name of the book? One more time. Somebody's daughter. Somebody's daughter.

I'm writing it down. His daughter. I myself, I'm going to check it out. Uh, my name is Ian Carmel at Ian Carmel on Twitter at Ian Carmel on Instagram at Ian Carmel on, uh, uh, Jewish Los Angeles Dodgers ticket app.

That's the one that came up on my phone uh i have i have nothing to promote listen to all fantasy everything watch the late late show with james corden where i am well i guess we don't actually we're on summer break but i was on camera and hopefully we'll be again in september i think i will be as kind of our shows you guys are on break until september well late august we're back We have like nine weeks off. Holy shit, dude. Wow. Yeah.

That's sick. I didn't know that. That's awesome. I don't know. I'm going to try to start doing stand-up again. Jesus, that's sick. I'm going to go on some bike rides. I'm going to go visit Portland a bunch.

I don't really know what I'm going to do. I'm just going to have a summer. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. You should just get lost in the south pacific man that's so specific just come come back with new fabrics we didn't know you had in your repertoire you know just like that whatever like if lynn like what if linen is to denim then whatever that linen is that they just got going yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah i'll do that i've done weeks yeah i'll absolutely do that

come back just like that orange kind of tan yeah that michael douglas at the oscars tan a seashell necklace with a leather strap you know yeah yeah yeah i can do all this for you i'm hoping to see you guys are hoping to meet maxine sometime in the next couple weeks sean's baby daughter i can't wait oh great maxine max thank you i like the i like the x i do he loves living single yeah my mom tried to pull some shit we told my mom the name and she she goes maxine hmm like that like she never heard the name maxine and i was like dog i know you've heard the name before i did it was i don't know she acted like she didn't like we made it up i was like oh we didn't make it up

god damn it that's a beautiful man it's beautiful we're not here to exalt the name maxine although it's a worthy cause and we definitely and we definitely should. We're here to do that as well as we're here to do that as well as draft the Fast and the Furious franchise. Moments from it, scenes from it, vibes from it, whatever it is we want to take from the Fast and the Furious franchise, that is what

we're here to do. Now the way we determine the order of that draft is through a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. And I'll call it. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissor, shoot. What do you got, Roxanne?

I can't see it. Three rocks. Three rocks. Perfect. What if you just all kept throwing the rock in honor of today's topic? What do you think's going on here somebody should throw a deck of cha there the rock with familia we'll throw again rock paper scissor shoot oh david wins he stayed with the rock

both through paper david you were the winner of rock paper scissors and as the winner is coming upon you to determine the order of today's draft but before you do that i will remind you it is a serpentine draft and what is that that's a great question it just goes uh back and forth like kind of like putting away a garden hose i realized as i was gardening the other day like you for me anyways i just put like the hose just kind of like in a little little snake formation like you just tuck some over to the left go over to the right tuck it over to the right go up a little bit tuck it over to the hose just kind of like in a little little snake formation like you just tuck some over to the left go over to the right tuck it over to the right go up a little bit tuck it over to the left just go back and forth the whole time until your hose is put away and you find more yard work to do because you just want to be outside for a minute you know because you're a professional podcaster

you work two hours a week and you gotta to keep yourself busy somehow. Because inside is hectic at the moment. And when you go outside, you just do yard work and you're like, hey, no, I love it. I'll be outside. I'll just be outside. You know, catch me outside doing yard work. Basically, what that means is if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Now, David, with that in mind, what will the order of today's draft be?

I am going to go. Roxanne, me, Sean Ian. that in mind what will the order of today's draft be i am going to go roxanne me sean ian hot corner roxanne david sean ian and so we're picking moments from the movies that we love moments from the movies that we love really anything anything you want to take away any point you want to make just think of it as we're drafting the franchise. So truly anything related to the Fast and the Furious. This is for the connoisseurs. This is for the Fast and the Furious aficionados. This is for La Familia.

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The only form of media that has ever existed other than roxanne gay's wonderful books collections of fiction non-fiction and comic books and forthcoming television program queer as folk the remake available on peacock as soon as it drops make sure you check that out david boy we are drafting the fast and the furious franchise sean we're drafting the fast and furious franchise yeah roxanne you have the first pick i do have the first pick so i am thinking the best moment and i just have to lead off with this is in fast and furious six um in fast and furious six dom and letty are in different cars and letty is still sort of her mind isn't quite right and she's evil yeah she's a little she's not really evil but she's working for an evil guy and he's opening up yeah and he has sort of cut her off

because he sees the writing on the wall and so she gets launched out of her car and dom is in a separate car on like the other side of a bridge and he jumps out of his car at like 80 or 90 miles an hour flies through the air catches letty flying through the air and they both fall i think on a car they smash a windshield and they survive they actually just get up and walk away and i mean if that's not fucking oscar winning film i just don't know what it is. Frankly, they were robbed. They make it look like a bicycle accident. It's astonishing because they smash the windshield and then they're like, oh,

oh, I'm going to feel that in the morning, like me getting off a couch. Yeah. Like, oh, let me get some Advil for that. How much fun do you think it is, speaking of writers rooms, to be in the writers rooms for one of these movies when they get people together and you're just sitting there throwing out insane

scenarios. They must just have a whiteboard with insane scenarios on it where they're just like, what do you even see in another movie that makes you think to pitch that kind of idea? I don't know. But if they have a writer's room, like, dear Lord, draft me.

I am ready. I will work for scale. And I never say that, but I will work for scale. Bring that on. It's just incredible. And I'll never forget it. And every time I i watch it not only do i love it but like my eyes genuinely tear up because he loves her so much that he's willing to just fly through the air and catch her and just hope that it works out he knew he has so many people in his life

that he's willing to die for i have like two you know what i mean but he's like dom toretto has like nine people i don't want to say any other picks but there's like so many times when he shows up into a situation where death is all but certain and he's like i had to that scene it adds i've i remember it when they he's flying through the air and it reminds me of the matrix when morpheus runs out and keanu reeves has to jump and catch him and in the matrix they've built a completely fictional world where they know there's no real concept like they know they can bend and it's like a way bucker version of that scene is in fast and furious where it's definitely not a fake world it's real and there's real consequences and don was still like uh you know fuck it i gotta do what i gotta do so i think that you know that was a rare moment where he wasn't mark sinclair

but he was dom toretta yeah it's it's balletic that scene i mean it's beautiful the timing oh yeah it's beautiful and they twist and then when he because he'd back into the windshield and it you know it is beautiful it is and it's just like so romantic and it's like yes the windshield and it is beautiful. It is. And it's just so romantic. And it's like, yes, Letty and Dom forever. Yeah. It really is beautiful. That's an excellent first pick. We're going to say this a lot.

Maybe just say it once. But it's insane where these movies get to from the first movie. Which is... That's what I was thinking. The world gets so big. It's somewhat grounded, the first movie which is oh that's what i was thinking like the world gets so big it's somewhat grounded the first one it's like it's well it's been said before point break in cars it's like a cop infiltrating a dvd stealing ring you know what i mean and then like by episode six vin diesel who's a mechanic is launching himself out of a car and catching letting just like mid-air and then landing on

his back and it's all good oh totally all good he is a mechanic that's what he is oh yeah they i mean every time they come find him he's working on a car he's a relationship mechanic i'll tell you what you want to get your girl back that's how you do it you catch her you catch her like that you fix up you fix up a Dodge Charger. Excellent first pick. David Bowie, time for your first pick. My first pick is a scene with Ludacris that I really think encapsulates

all of the Fast and Furious humor and what's going on. It's in the beginning of Fast Five. You know in the beginning part where they're catching up with everybody? Yes. Like Tyrese is on the plane to Macau. Everybody's doing different stuff. Getting the gang back together.

Yeah. Ludacris pulls up to an ATM in a supercar in some sort of foreign country. He goes to the ATM. He gets some money out. And then these drug dealers are talking to him and they're like what are you doing you you're like robin hood you don't give any money back except blah blah blah blah blah and ludicrous turns and says in great spanish i give back to everyone and he presses a button and somehow he rigged the atm to spit out hundred dollar bills for all the people and then he drives off in his supercar that's what he's doing yeah he's setting up atms in four countries to give all the money away socialism it works yeah dude ludicrous had to show us what time it was everything about it is so ridiculous

he has no shirt on and he's just covered in baby oil he's shredded he's shredded too yeah he he's shredded in a way that no man who can't afford a personal trainer is that's chris bridges that's not ludicrous anymore he went from chicken and beer to shredded in mexico in like 10 years yeah yeah which is amazing it's just like like what what is what is he doing why would he have done what what was that machine he pulled up knowing he was gonna do that this scene also encapsulates something i love from these movies which is everyone around the world kind of knows the fast crew yeah they're so cool whether they're in brazil or london you know what because street racing is family we all know each other it's family they're connected the global family they just should they're like simultaneously trying to lay low and constantly like can only

be in like venezuela or whatever in like one of the move or like non-extradition countries but then also yeah anywhere they pull up people are like oh there they are i know that i know him not only do i know him i know his reputation for altruism and charity yeah yeah and then there's always like that dominic teredo he's always so casual too what i'm in cyprus how does he know all these people he lived in east la yeah i was gonna say he'd like again he's a mechanic in east la in the first mechanic a pretty popular mechanic but a mechanic all the same and he's just giving you like the the the real uh macau aficionados backstreet tour of macau all of a sudden oh it's amazing that i have another pick from that same montage that hopefully i get to take later

okay yeah that that i love it and i it's also because i love the beginnings of these movies like every they nail the intro every time and that's like one of my favorite styles of just like let's see where in the world these wacky kids have been yeah it's just terrible laying low that's what they are no it's like none of them have ever actually had to lay low before they go to small towns and they street race the locals yeah and get surprised when people find out top of the list for laying low is like don't get a pink car if you want to lay low that's right at the top right and everyone's like or i could get a fucking pink car bro and then i then i'll lay low be like yeah they're

on like the run from the law and it's like get a honda accord just for yeah just for a week go to sioux falls go to sioux falls and get a pontiac you know and just chill that's not living your life a quarter mile at a time that's the long deal it sure isn't sean jordan time for your first pick first pick is the only thing that i ever heard about before it happened in one of these movies it was like the one thing where that i that i know of where people are like dude you hear this is gonna happen in the movie and then it came out and i hadn't seen it and people like you gotta see this part is in fast seven when the rock flexes out of his cast fuck that's like yeah i think i was the one who told you about it yeah oh i was about to take it

they were obviously had done tons of insane insane things and there's more there's way bucker things than that but to me i've had quite a few casts on i got a better shot at doing a lot of the other stuff they do than flexing out of a cast it's it's the closest to impossible out of all the shit they do and they do impossible shit and that one because it just fucking well what'd you say my daughter's in trouble yoxilla dude just out of the cast it is a wild approach to medicine love it how do i know when my arm's good well you'll know the arm will tell you that cast will run in fear. It's not just him flexing out of the cast.

It's him saying to his daughter, who's in a hospital, while a drone helicopter fight is happening on the streets of Los Angeles, within view. I think something's on fire. That's going to come up. He sees a giant explosion, and that's how he knows shit's popping off. It's like, oh, the battle came back to me. What luck. They're in LA again. And then he says to his daughter

who's six at Cedars-Sinai. Here I sit in this hospital in downtown LA which I don't, there might be one there. And he says If I ever saw an explosion the last thing I would think would be that it had something to do with me.

What an arrogant move. I wouldn't be like, oh, shit, they need me. What the fuck? Way to make it all about you, Rock. Yeah, when he shows up and it's a natural gas explosion. No, what does he say? He does say something ridiculous. He says, daddy's got gotta go to work that's right

that's right that's right and then he flexes his cast off and the best part is that she's like yeah he does well daddy's got a wild job that's not something that you should ever say outside of like bed you're about to go to the bathroom or bed yeah yeah he said that not in jest have you daddy's gotta go to work and by the way not to step on another but well no i'll talk about this later i'll talk about this like is this another pick but like that is my favorite moment it's the most these are even though he didn't join until fast five or i think or something like these are the most rock movies and that's the most rock moment in these rock movies in my opinion it's peak it's peak rock it's amazing he's a perfect he's perfect in that role it's perfect for him. He's all wet all the time and just all serious and like trying to say funny shit.

But he's so wet. I genuinely wonder if there's like someone whose sole task is to spritz him down. Absolutely. There must be. Because like when he first appears in five, I'm just like he glistened the whole movie. The whole movie. He shined bright like a diamond there's some ucla film student intern whose job it is solely to follow him around with baby oil in a spray bottle and just like for every well that's what i was gonna say he in the hospital he's been laying in bed he's glistening laying in bed in the hospital yeah i mean it's sundown right that's what he

does at sundown the glistener man they did their job right he's a great glistener you know he's the greatest yeah he really knows how to glisten when i talk and it's nice he's a honey-baked hamel of a man and he's perfect i love him so much yeah dude the back of his neck i forget about it man that was gonna be my first pick okay uh yeah dude i'm in your kitchen i'm in your kitchen you're in my kitchen eating my burnt ribs uh all right with my first pick then i have to go back to i uh oh man hold on one second that to me that was there were two picks to me that were my my personal clear first picks so i'm excited i got one of them that was all right i'm gonna go to fast five and i'm gonna take the safe heist in rio god yeah that shit i was it's the whole time i'm

sitting there watching i was like totally this could happen that's what i think about these movies constantly i'm like they could do this somebody could do this i know somebody has driven a hummer through a flavela before absolutely in rio that's that's happened that's that's facts there's i mean there's everything is in play here there's double crosses there's a fake out there's pure street racing this is one of the last this is i mean there's so many moments when it crosses the rubicon there's so many rubicons in the fast and the furious movies but there's still a little bit of where you're like okay if these guys were just really amazing drivers i could see how maybe they could pull this off. Because, like, you know, they're trying to time, they're like in police cars and they're trying to time the, like, the drifting around corners and stuff like that.

You're like, okay, this is like more driver centric than somehow these people are all super soldier centric. And when they hook up. Right. And there's like some trickeration. They hide the safe in the back of a garbage truck being driven by an Israeli supermodel, you know, that nobody knows. Excuse me. Is trickeration a word or is this like iteration in the dancery? Yeah, I was going to say it's Mary J. Blige.

What's going on? I've never heard that word before in my life. Are we in the dancery it's a dancer return you said it's so confident i was like well i frankly i wasn't expecting this amount of holleration once i said it it's just it's it's amazing the safe takes out like a a like a bank itself they're driving around court but and eventually they get away but except from the rock who catches them and he's like well listen i'm a i'm i'm a super cop so i have to keep the money but i'm also a man of respect so i let you guys go he's gonna let them. And then that's when the trickeration comes into play.

They switch the safes. They switch the safes under a bridge. And I just, it's amazing. It's, it feels like it's a 15 minute scene of just a gigantic safe, which do they ever, did I just miss it every time?

Is the safe on wheels or somehow they dragging like what must be a 15 ton safe? No, they just dragged the, the safe and it or somehow they dragging like what must be a 15 ton safe? No, they just dragged the safe and it miraculously did not make a fire. No. No. Sparks everywhere. There's no sparks at all.

I thought there were sparks everywhere. Am I insane? I thought it was sparking up a storm when it was going by. Maybe in like one scene there's sparks, but like for most of it, it's not kicking up like any sparks. It's just sort of like, like it's on a bunch of skateboards the wildest part you have my attention the wildest part to me would is like how when they're dragging it they have to be going exactly the same speed like one of them can't go faster or slower and around corners it's just like the tandem driving is so sick to imagine a world where that's because whenever i watch these

movies i'm like what if i saw this on cnn like what would i be doing if they were like in in rio today and that's where i put love it i mean then yeah all right that's all that's a whole other pick entirely that i almost said so that's my first pick i'm gonna go you took you you took my first fun one that i was afraid i would have to take early i've got some other like really fun ones i just have to take another pure appreciation for the minds connected to this movie and i have to go to god is this fat i've watched them all over and over again oh now they're all blending together yeah then i don't think it's i don't think anyone's gonna jump down your throat for getting it wrong and if they do then uh you know buff on fast and

furious seven i'm going to fast and furious seven i'm going to abu dhabi i'm going to a party thrown by a prince of jordan yeah dude and i'm going to the the theft of a supercar yes that has jumped from one skyscraper into another skyscraper and dianu, that would have been enough. But then, speak this truth, Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, having given us one of the greatest gifts that has ever been given in the history of cinema, decided to double down on that gift

and then jump it from the second skyscraper into a third skyscraper, aided by a grenade that goes off behind them, which of course propels the car even further. Gotta get your boost, bro. You can't just not boost. What are you doing? This was another Rubicon crossing in the movie series.

Sure. Just two short movies ago, they were dragging a safe through the streets of Rio de Janeiro, through the favelas. And now they're jumping they get access to an amazing like a penthouse party in abu dhabi and then they steal a car i assume the prince of jordan with his it's never quite explained he's just like a prince of jordan man yeah i don't need the explanation take less time explaining that shit more time jumping from

building to building to building that's what i you know you give me give me what i want he's a prince of jordan he's a feminist because he has an all-woman uh security battalion oh you know what that was a nice little detail like just you know like let's not forget feminism that's right. We've got you ladies. Including UFC champion, Ronda Rousey. Oh, that's right. Who they give one line and because they know what they're doing. And then she's just like,

and then she just kicks ass for 10 minutes. It's amazing. That speaks to your super soldier point. Tyrese is out there. Like he's got the microphone and a bar mitzvah, just, just like vamping for, for 10,

15 minutes. And they let him do it. Cause he's Tyrese. And bar mitzvah, just, just like vamping for, for 10, 15 minutes. And they let him do it because he's Tyrese and they just steal a supercar and jump it from skyscraper to skyscraper to skyscraper. And it's, it's why you go to the movies. It's not why you go see a film, but it's why you go to the movies. It is. It's I, I love those ones where they're all together. Like, you know that how they always have little side missions. but it's why you go to the movies it is it's i i love those ones where they're all together like

you know that how they always have little side missions i love it when they come together and it like everybody everybody does something funny and then tyrese makes jokes yeah yeah that's what that's what's going on i think ludicrous is off-site on a computer like he's telling michelle rodriguez like what wires to cut everybody Everybody's involved. He's the tech guy. Yeah. And he can like literally do anything technical and technological, but he also has karate skills, which we learned in that same film.

And he's, and he's buff as hell. Yes. I mean, he's ludicrous. It is. It is ludicrous. You're right, Roxanne.

These movies do just treat like technology. It's just like one thing. There's no subdivisions of it. It's just technology. And if it's technology, it's ludicrous problem. So the rest of us need not concern ourselves. He's got to cover whether it's like hacking into like a satellite program or knowing what wire to cut on

a bomb, he has the same level of expertise in all of it. Or transferring a handprint from a bikini bottom. Yeah. Oh my god, that's just glorious. That was on the girl from Game of Thrones, right? In that one.

No, that one was on the soldier. That of Thrones, right? In that one. Yeah, I forgot about that. No, that was on the soldier. That's right. Wonder Woman, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Ugh. Amazing.

Shout out to Ludacris. He listens. Shout out to Ludacris. Yeah, man, he's doing all right. That's the longest journey of anyone in this is like, if you look at all of their humble beginnings that he's had the biggest come up i think out of everybody in the whole franchise like holy shit dude if you listen go listen to like old ludicrous and then oh you just mean in real life i just mean in real life i'm just like man he did it he did what i didn't think he was gonna do so good for him at least he was in entertainment the whole time the rock went from like playing football yeah yeah to this journey but we embrace it

nonetheless we embrace the whole i mean we i would love to be embraced by the rock i wonder what that would even feel like i mean i would just be like break my fucking back let's go yeah and i mean that in every way possible. How could you not? I just feel like, man, you're perfect, dude. You're like a mountain. Let's I feel like it would be like getting hit by a pretty big wave, getting hugged by the rock. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. A big swarthy sushi and wave. You just have to surrender, dude. Yeah. I want to feel his heartbeat. I just I just I'd put like my arms as much around him as i could i'd be like oh my god your body and then you know and then you just do the rest you get lost in there uh sean time for your second pick smells like oh wait let's let's definitely

nope sushi you think it's no i think it's he smells like sushi one day some kind of wood i think it's some kind of wood yeah i think i yeah i could see that i think it depends on where you get them if it's if it's a party if it's a terramaya or taramana like promotional party that he's showing up at i think it's a teak wood smell and then i think a lot of the rest of the time it's sort of a coconut body oil when he's at the iron temple sort of sort of vibe yeah i could whatever the oiler has in there in their fragrance i could see it being coconut for real yeah sean jordan your second pick all right help me so the movie the particular movie is escaping me but there's a scene where

paul or vin paul walker's on a train vin is next to him driving and paul jumps into the car and then the car goes off a cliff and then they don't have parachutes so they just both land in the water that's fine it's so buck yeah and i'm just like in my mind i was like why if they were gonna end up in the water why didn't they just jump from the train to the water why why go why go Why make someone go next to you on the train, jump into the car, and then let the car go off the cliff with no parachute so you're both in the water anyways going just as fast? Anyway, I love it.

It's like an exploding train. A car is speeding next to it, but it's not James Bond or Tom Cruise. It's just two knuckleheads. They're like, what are we doing? And they're like, I don't know, man. Get on the car. Let's get in that water down there. I imagine there was a party they were trying to get to

in the water. That's what was going on. That seems amazing. Is it Fast 7? No, it's 5. 5. Okay. Alright, it's 5. Sorry if you said that. Yeah, I just... It's just such a dope one. Because it has all the fixings,

all the stuff that I want, and they can give me all they got. That's what I want in these movies. There's a heist. They're stealing something off the train, right? Yeah. It's in the beginning, right? Yeah, they're taking a car off the train, but they don't know what's in the car, and that's what sort of is the catalyst for all of the drama that ensues that's right that's right it was like a favor wasn't it like a favor or something like they they were they weren't stealing it weren't they like commissioned to do it or something they

were doing it they were doing it to get pardons right is that the same one yeah something like that they weren't just like lifting it to be crooks they were doing it for something yeah and uh oh no no no no so no when they're on the train they're doing it because the guy who was sort of banished to brazil the um guy who has the wife and baby when he when we get there he has a he knows of a job and paul walker and mia are out of cash and so they are like we're gonna help you with this job and he's like it's just to steal a car off a train as one does and then vin diesel magically shows up just at the moment of the heist because he has taken a separate route so that they wouldn't get apprehended by law enforcement together and then later i mean it's

next it's the next movie where they try to steal something for um pardons so that's right oh my god i have a problem it's the guy it's the guy that was a prick in the first one right the guy that absolutely hated paul walker yes yes yeah that mesh tank top wearing dickhead that couldn't be nice to anyone to save his life and nobody ever remembers his name it's just like that guy i think i just said it but also i was thinking about it when i was watching i'm kind of on that guy's side like paul watch paul walker punched that guy in the face at work he told his boss his boss was like quit crying i just got assaulted dog i gotta work here

where is hr hr hr is a spark plug dude it don't they don't have one he broke my fucking nose like do something yeah that scene just just all the buckness and then just that just the end is there in the water where paul could have been without the rest of the rigmarole could have just jumped off the train into the water it's the butch cassidy and the sundance kid but jumping out of like a like a stingray yeah yeah so i love it i love it they couldn't just do a train heist there had to be a car involved it It's the Fast and the Furious. Hey, hey, hey. I know.

I know. I like it. You know? I'll eat the popcorn. I'm not preaching to you. I'm preaching. I'm just preaching. Yeah. Your pulpit is wherever you stand.

That's right. Hernan Reyes. That's the drug dealer. The Fast Five train jump. David, time for your second pick can i pick a bit like a recurring bit throughout absolutely i pick uh whenever they're eating if you reach for the food first you have to say grace yeah like it happens so many times. And it's always people who clearly don't believe in God or praying. Like the first one, it was like that kid with the Jetta where he's like, I'm a Buddhist, but, you know.

Well, hey, dude. When he says thanks to computer chips and blow off valves and stuff. I'd like to thank Jesus for blow off valves and posi track. I like to thank jesus for blow off elves and and posi track i don't know car stuff yeah i don't either i was trying to fill it i couldn't fill it i couldn't kill it uh yeah i just love that grace bit the presence of religion in the movies is so interesting because dom toretto constantly i mean i know it has a deeper meaning than like christ his his his cross necklace cross but like he's always wearing a cross it's always pretty prominently displayed and they say and they say grace all

the time and that seems to be the sum total of his like religious experience that's it but they say grace all the time all the time which that's a lot that's a lot he's a pretty religious guy if you say grace before dinner every night i'd say you're fairly religious yeah yeah yeah you have a strong spiritual out a strong spirituality yeah and he has a morality to him you know what i mean and that's his company lives by a code he's family-based that's why he's so predictable sure he's goddamn right he is the amount of stuff that the rock had to do to get invited to one of their barbecues is pretty crazy.

Paul Walker got the invite real quick. Join the family. Yeah. Well, except in like movies, eight and nine. Yeah. You're immediately in.

If you were a beautiful, if you were a, a typically beautiful woman on the other who was on aligned against the fast and furious gang at any point you end up at one of their barbecues as a member of the family it happened with gal gadot it happened with uh oh what chris hemsworth what uh what's her name the cocky the cop yeah right oh and jason stratham yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah hops yeah reach for the food being the first to say grace what would you bring to a fast and furious barbecue 12 more coronas taco bell for myself you bring it just taco bell for yourself no i'm kidding i'd probably get some

dank ribs some ribs get the ribs all slathered up i think that'd be fun on the barbecue i feel like they're always on the grill with ribs though yeah they got the ribs dude you can't be taking sand to the beach. It's kind of rude, you know? All right, I'll bring wings. They don't ever have wings. That's for damn sure. Roxanne, what do you bring to a Fast and Furious barbecue?

I'm going to just bring a pasta salad. That's nice. There you go. Reasonable, reasonable. But it's going to be delicious. A nice car, something to cut through all that meat. Just a little break from it. Yes, you know, just because I know all the men are going to bring all the beat

i'm gonna go your route i'm gonna bring i'm gonna bring a melon tray oh yeah okay it is always like feels like a nice late spring kind of situation some honeydew some cantaloupe some watermelon you know what i mean just like just like an array just something just some of the snack on before and after the ribs and the you know various other forms of meat you know it'd be fun to bring like a real nice bottle of tequila and see what they're like when they're actually drunk see what comes out of their mouth that'd be fun oh that would be great and like if they drive yeah they don't ever get shit-faced ever. They drive.

Imagine telling them, I've driven a car off a bridge to save you. I can't go to 7-Eleven to get smokes. I think that's why they never drink too much in the movies. Because they never know when they're going to have to just... Yeah. Stop traffic and drive. I get it. Yeah. They're a strict one drink an hour they have he's one of those people who only has six beers at the barbecue like totally yeah in the cooler they don't show up but there's a lot of la croix getting drank at those barbecues yeah yeah

dom has no duels just so he doesn't get tempted to go back to the old Dom. Excellent pick, David. Roxanne, time for your second. And then after that, your third pick, as it is a serpentine draft. Oh, yeah. So my next pick is from the first movie. I think that we sometimes have to return to our roots. And it's during one of the first drag races and ja rule yeah absolutely john on on made an appearance like what's up with ja um ja rule

pre-fire party um is about to race and this these two beautiful women come up and one of them monica says if you win and whether you win or lose you get me but if you win and she points to her sexy little friend behind her you get both of us and then he races and he's losing and he grabs the steering wheels and starts you know like shaking it and be like oh no monica classic classic yep top of my list i got it on mine too just says jaw roll also if you if you remember as they're doing the scenes where they're shifting he also down shifts and yells it's just so good i'm like the screenwriting man i just don't know why they haven't won an oscar it's just they should make an oscar for whatever they do like make a category and just nominate five of those movies just like sort of best action film ever there's as much of

an art to making these as there is to making like a yorgos lanthimos movie i mean come on there there sure is there's there's an art to these absolutely there's an art to these i agree also can i say to the jaw rule thing do you guys remember he was advertised as being in that movie uh-huh yeah like the commercials on tv and stuff it was like and jaw rule yeah two lines yeah i was like i thought it was gonna be a jaw rule movie two lines and a baby face that's all we need from john he was icarus for a minute man he was flying high and this was right this was right on his ascent to the sun uh-huh yeah yeah that dude that whole first movie roxanne we went i've told these two but i went to the theater to see it and like all the car people

in town were in the parking lot this is sioux falls south dakota they're on the parking lot with their shit popped up it was like we were in the movie it was so tight and i'm just walking glorious just walking up just being like this is sick and it was like right at the point in my life where i was trying to stop making fun of everything that i didn't do like you know i had i think everyone has that point where it's like if you don't do it you make fun of it yeah but i was trying to embrace like i'm not a car person but they are and to them this is their skateboarding i'm a skateboarder like this is this is what they love it's not they're not doing anything wrong they're just sitting just Just living their truth.

Yeah, showing off their Supras and their 3000 GTs and shit. They might have been stealing DVD players. They might have been. We don't know that for sure. We're going to say more pics? Sorry, sorry. No, it's just sick. That first one, because it's, yeah. Immediately I was in.

This movie really changed things. It came out when I was in high school, and all of a there was like i mean i'm sure there was a street racing culture at to some extent but this like blew it up like all of a sudden all the like rich kids at school have like lowered like what supras or subarus or whatever with like light kits and like all that stuff and like that was the new cool thing to have at my like middle class beaverton oregon high school people raced all the time do you guys remember that yeah i mean i used to race in my ford but you didn't need a nice car to race i'll tell you that you just need to be willing to go fast what was so funny is like anytime i would leave those movies from the theater i would drive like I was really living my life a quarter mile at a time.

I gripped the steering wheel. I got my drive face on. I was ready to go. I got to hit the NOS one time in my buddy's whip. He had an Acura and we went on the interstate and he because he had two like straight up tanks right there. You just turn them and shit. And he's like, we'd be sitting in my buddy's house. He goes, you want to go hit the NOS? And I go, I sure do. But so we'd get on the freeway right there you just turn them and shit and uh he's like we'd be sitting at my buddy's house he goes you want to go hit the nos and i go i i sure do but so we'd get on the freeway right there

and it was the fastest i've ever gone in a car not like downhill but it was like 110 miles an hour just flat and it's it's wild dude you like touch the steering wheel and you can feel the car move that i don't know were you furious no i was fast though i don't really get furious that's that's true one thing you know i was fast and like tempered these movies do like affect you the way like a like like a kung fu movie what is a kid where you leave the theater like kicking and punching i'm like in the parking lot i can do anything anything you're like but you're like in an automatic going from like park to reverse but you're like throwing like jazz in when you're doing it slamming it yeah uh excellent pick and your and your third pick roxanne my third pick is a quieter moment the gang is in london i believe it's fast and furious four no four or no it's fast and furious six and they need to acquire some cars

and they just don't know what to do and ludicrous is like i've got this and so he and um the rock the rock yes go to a car auction and the snooty guy is like you clearly can't afford anything here and then we see ludicrous basically buy every single car they have and it's a pretty woman moment only just a step further and so not only does he have his like big mistake huge i have to go shopping now he continues by making the salesperson take off all his clothes and give them and Rock has to try and fit in. Put this little sales guy's suit. Then they walk away with the cars and a new suit and a watch. It's great.

And a watch. Yep. Yeah. It feels like somebody was like, they go to the director. They're like, I dare you to give me a pretty woman moment in this next fast and the furious movie. And they're like, I'll have it for you tomorrow on your desk tomorrow.

I, what is a good artist? Good artists borrow great artists deal, you know, and Justin Lin is nothing if not a great artist that it's so amazing. They show up and like the guys like, you know, he tells rock that he,

the rock that he's not a baller even though at that moment the rock was in development on the tv show ballers he was literally a baller literally a baller oh my god that's sick you don't have bling you're not iced out you don't have any entourages little did he know another hbo show i was like sir you are walking right into this trap but okay that's your choice walking right into this glistening spider web very glistening spider web uh much like the pattern on the rocks suit vests in the tv show ballers an intricate web the vest that scene is so good it's also fun to see this that point, the rock is like part of the crew. It's like, oh, the rock and Ludacris in the scene together with nobody else there.

Interesting. You know what's so amazing? They never really talk about it. Like, it just happens that the rock is like, you know what? Not only am I Joe Law, I'm also an outlaw. Yeah. He's right. There's no, his only moral compass is the right thing to do

right that's it and if it's the right thing to do to team up with the crew then it's the right thing to do all that matters yeah yeah that and calling women woman i mean boy he can't get enough of that he cannot get enough of that and the thing is like he genuinely thinks it's super charming yes i'm like he does fuck it's not charming i'm not offended it's just idiotic doesn't he say son a lot too like doesn't he isn't he just like of that like listen son boy son and boy that's the one yeah a lot of stuff to sort of like reinforce his masculinity and alphaness which like the muscles get that done

also that giant revolver he has god he really has he must have a tiny dick she said it so much it's like this big the gun

and I love The Rock so Wayne please know I love you She said it. So much. It's like this big. The gun. The gun. And I love The Rock. So, Dwayne, please know I love you exactly as you are. Yeah. Tiny penis and all. Tiny penis, giant arms, Iron Temple. The only thing bigger than the gun is the pancakes he eats on his cheat day. Yeah, the London car action is an amazing scene sean jordan time for your

third pick my third pick is uh it's gonna be a line and it's gonna be just for me one of my favorites one of the most ridiculous it's in fast too fast too furious it's when tyrese and paul walker are just walking i think out of is it out of jail maybe they're walking somewhere tyrese is trying to get some info from him and paul just he's going i said forget about it he goes no you need to talk about it and then paul walker goes i said forget about it cuz and it just kills i don't think he says cuz i think he says cuz oh yeah well he yeah i said forget about it and he's just walking i was like i went the wrong order it's supposed to be david now but we'll go i'm sorry i'll rectify it right after this sean that's still your pick yeah david you weren't gonna pick that were you no no no no

but i know exactly what you're talking about it's just it's just like and i it's just so much to handle like you're all right you're all right, man. You don't need that. That doesn't make you cooler. It makes you less cool. They're really retconning like Paul Walker's background. Because in the first one, he's just like a cop in a federal, like, is he in the FBI in the first movie? No, he's working for LAPD, but sort of being on loan to the FBI.

for lapd but sort of being on loan to the fbi but right right in like two and three and well two and four he's like in the fbi now like he got a little promotion even though the fbi is like we hate you yeah yeah and they really dive into his like his salty past where you know yeah he did time and juvie for boosting cars you can you can tell because he says he he was in juvie for stealing cars and then listen i mean the lapd is the hard press to find a shady organization but like he went from juvie to in the lapd working with the fbi this is america ian this is america also how did dom get his juvenile record that shit gets sealed well dom note dom knows people who you're talking about it got expunged right into dominic caretto's private files he had one of his fundraising barbecues and got some private files you know how it is oh that's a great pick uh i'm sorry we went out of order dude it just

and when you look at his face it would take me all day to do that without laughing if if they were if they're like all right i want you to say this to tyrese nonetheless forget i said forget about baby boy himself up until fast and i was thinking about this up until fast and the furious i think tyrese's only acting was in the angel of mine video by monica i think that was it he had his videos wasn't he in biker boys yes no maybe not i'm thinking of the other one i thought it was fredero star biker boys right am i he's in uh he's in the my way video by usher oh he is he's the he's the that's right he's the like the rival on the yeah the rival dancer and usher's mr i'll steal your girl in that video isn't he and it's tyree's girl uh-oh anyway forget his way forget about it

forget it it's china town i'm just sitting on an usher joke but i shan't say it my self-control is incredible is it burning you up not telling it it's just killing me you've been wanting to say it for umpteen days and 51 hours they say the urge to tell an usher joke even when when you can't see it, it can still be present in the system. Oh, wow. Good to know. Tyrese was in Hanging with Mr. Cooper, Martin, The Parenthood, Sister, Sister. Oh, fuck me. He did the run.

He was in a Genuine video. What else? He was in an episode video. What else? He was in an episode of Moesha and then Baby Boy. Boy. He definitely did the, yeah. He did the run. He did like all of the black sitcoms. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. He was even on the Parenthood. Man, that was a good show. He was on the Parenthood, yeah. And as Roman in the Act of Fool video with Ludacris, with co-star Ludacris. Excellent pick. David, let's go back to you. Sorry about sorry for the mix-up sorry Marissa sorry everyone it's all good uh my next pick also from too fast too furious I'm taking an iconic moment for the franchise it was on the fucking trailer on television I'm talking about Paul

Walker and Tyrese they have to uh they have to pick up that package when they're running for the guy to see if they get the job they pull up at the same time they walk up to the car tyrese ripping off his shirt wrapping it around his hand and punching through the car window and then paul walker just opens it because it's unlocked i mean that's comedy gold it was in every commercial too and just the way i just i re-watched it this morning just the way tyrese takes his shirt off he's just standing there glistening and he just does the most boneheaded thing just a fucking knucklehead no we break windows living your life you're just ripping your shirt out punching car windows why would i check if it's unlocked if i could just break the window

and not have a shirt on that all seems to make more sense tyree's is really he's really up for it in these movies he's like he loves making an ass of himself he'll be the butt of every joke except when like a vaguely handsome white dude shows up to the crew. And then he'll clown on him like endlessly. Whether it's Paul Walker in the first, well not Paul Walker, but it's like whether it's Scott Eastwood, the dude with the beard, whoever it is. He's the guy you make fun of. And then except for when one other person shows up and then he makes fun of him. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah he's he's the butt of every joke until those checks get cashed that's right billionaire boys club um i i'm gonna take your pick and i'm gonna since we're gonna skip sean i'm gonna segue into another roman based pick another tyree based pick. And I, this is a Roman appreciation round. It's a Roman appreciation round in, in fast five. That's when the fast five, they steal the safe in Rio and everyone's take from that robbery is $11 million, right?

Everyone makes $11 million. People go spend it in various ways. And then at the beginning of fast six we meet up with everyone right david you picked the ludicrous or ludicrous making the atm rain money uh people are doing various things tyrese is in a private plane and you're like okay on his way to some casino with five women and you're like all right i can see how you can make 11 million dollars and it's stated in fast five that he is broke before this he doesn't have any money yeah so he's got 11 million dollars total and then

you're like okay maybe he rented a private plane that can happen you can spend 25 000 maybe and it's like okay he rented a private plane to fly to this casino he's living his best life whatever but then it zooms out and shows the plane and it's i forget what the but it's painted it's to make clear that somehow roman has purchased a private jet which are like not 11 million dollars they're so expensive because not even close you can't buy a private jet for 11 million dollars so somehow i don't know what he's done if like we just don't see him investing in like uber at some point or like what's going on but he goes from having 11 million dollars in between these movies to having enough money not only to buy a supercar

the only one in the western hemisphere at the end of fast five except for ludicrous's uh same version but also a private jet just like the amount of money they steal somehow converts to spending way more money than they actually have i will never be in a place in my life where i don't think 11 million dollars is a lot of money but it's not purchase and paint a private plane he's not drake that's and that's all i i i do have a fan theory yes if you recall on that plane he's taking them those five women to macau yes maybe it's maybe he's up gambling he might be he might have turned 11 million maybe the casino sent the plane for him they do that sometimes oh and painted it because for him because it's like what is that five five

grand they're out to paint it yeah that's a good theory okay that'd be a nice that'd be a solid move paint the plane paint paint it tyrese and go grab him because he's a good theory. Okay. That'd be a nice, that'd be a solid move. Paint the plane. Paint it Tyrese and go grab him. Because he's a Macau regular. That makes way more sense. But then he has to turn the plane around. He's needed.

He got a phone call. And then he gives them buffet coupons. Yeah, Macau buffet vouchers, which, by the way. That's how you stay rich, man. I bet that buffet is amazing i went to a buffet in singapore and i was like what the fuck it was it had like seven stations of freshly prepared foods

it was miraculous it was i mean and then they were like it's 125 $125 a person. And I was like, okay, fair. I'm really going to enjoy it then. I was like, I guess I live here now. Yeah, dude, I'd be like, I'm going to be overnight, no hotel. You start doing crab leg math in your head? How many crab legs do you think? Shoot me a number. To what? Yeah, $125 worth of crab legs. What do you think? Shoot me a number To what?

Yeah, to $125 worth of crab legs For me to risk it all? How much? I'm taking 10 I don't know if I'm eating 10 Because that's not the only food I'll have But I'm taking 10 Yeah, that's a good start Solid, solid

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When they're getting married? It's just a regular, it's a nicer, it's a nicer than average. It's not ribbed. It's like a nice tank top. And you're like, okay, okay. This is what Dom wears. He's wearing nicer than average. It's not ribbed. It's like a nice tank top. And you're like, okay.

Okay, this is what Dom wears. He's wearing a tank top. It's kind of like a shotgun wedding for the two of them. They were like, let's find a priest. Let's get married. Let's do it. And that explains why he's wearing a tank top, right? But then it zooms out and Letty is in a full wedding dress.

And Dominic Toretto is in white linen pants that match his tank top so he just wore a tank top to his own wedding knowing full well that his beautiful bride latisha i'm assuming is her name is wearing a full wedding dress so he's just like no i'm wearing a tank top and this big cross to my wedding even though she spent time getting ready finding and buying a wedding dress and putting it on and he was like no i've got that one formal tank top i'll wear that i'm an asshole but his arms need to be free it is what it is that's true yeah i dare you to put a sleeve on one of those arms you see what happens to a sleeve you put it on there yeah oh good lord let me be that sleeve oh man when we did our last show last uh a year march 2020 right before the pandemic happened one of our guests

happened to be vin diesel promoting the movie bloodshot and at this point this was the day we found out tom hank i'm serious this was the day we found out Tom Hanks was sick and that the NBA shut down. And we had our last show in the studio for it turned out would be like six months. And Vin Diesel was one of the guests. And it's all anyone could talk about. And like they kind of tried to do the interview, but Vin Diesel wouldn't sit down. He was just standing up. He would sit down for a second and then he would stand back up and just preach like a guy and preached a gospel of like togetherness and brotherhood and like sticking together is going to be how we get through all of this to the studio

audience and everyone there and cordon kept trying to like transition it back to talking about blood shot and then he would talk about it for a second and then get up again and be like it's it's gonna be scary times it's gonna be stupid we have to rely on each other the only way we're gonna get through this is is with each other and he turned out to be right i mean we didn't listen to his advice at all the country couldn't have been more splintered but like it was so surreal i'm just like standing there i'm like what am i gonna have to like go to the grocery store with a gun in 24 hours like how are we gonna like how are we like what's gonna happen to society and vin diesel's up there preaching this message of like togetherness and it was that's how i'll remember the pandemic starting is through what's so interesting about him he like it's genuinely

i think and it started with the fourth film He genuinely feels like he's like the shepherd of this sacred franchise and then ensuing message beyond the franchise. And it's just like, and that's why he has so much friction with the rock because he feels like this is his thing and he doesn't want to share it. And either you are a beta or you are not involved. And it's just really interesting like he has a messianic thing going i think you're right he really he really does with the whole thing like the the message of like family and and and togetherness and all that is very and and moral right and wrong seems to be like very real for him and there are worse things yeah absolutely well yeah it's just it's wild that

anyone has friction with the rock being as how he's so wet this whole time i think that you would just glide the whole time just slickness honestly i'd call him juicy hey juicy how you doing yeah he's just going for the handshake like that ah you just slip out and fall down sorry i'm juicy like that today isn't there is beef between the rock and vin diesel and it doesn't tie tyrese in the rock as well because like the rock is going off and making hobs and shah and they're like oh he thinks he's better than the family yeah he's they're just I mean the thing is like I get what the rock did the rock they threw

money at him he was like thank you and the rest of the franchise is like where we if we don't get our own shows like let's focus on making our group films before you make your little side project yeah it's just focused on so many of them already if they gave me a ludicrous and Tyrese

side project I'll take it all day that could be on wax that could be a film it could be anything I would love to see one of them already. If they gave me a Ludacris and Tyrese side project, I'll take it all day. That could be on wax. That's the one I was asking for. I would love to see one of those. Like, what are they getting up to between their things? I would love that. Where's that? What streamer is going to give us the Ludacris and Tyrese

in between Fast and Furious? Who makes those? Universal? I think so. Is it called Taj and Roman? Yeah think so. It's called Tosh. Is it called Tosh and Roman? Yeah, dude. Tosh and Roman. They could do an origin story where one's a rapper and one's an R&B singer and then

how they got into stealing cars. It'd be so sick, dude. An Atlanta radio DJ turned rapper and an LA model turned R&B singer. And then here they are stealing cars. It'd be so dang. Oh, I'm in.

Sean, time for your fourth pick. My fourth pick is, I'm going back to the first one, and I'm just picking the gigantic gathering they had that was called Race Wars. I laugh every time they say it. you have to figure out how to say it every time she's like when he tells letty she's like what's race wars and he's like we invented it somebody didn't think through that name but okay we're gonna go with it yeah how was that were you not a medium help me out here david we're driving to vegas or something and i was i looked over like palm springs yeah and one of us were like oh that's race wars over there it's like what that's a wild way to say that

but just the gathering they have like that just that their whole like their whole world their universe culminates in this whatever week-long insane thing where there's no there's no authority the only authority are these like these mechanics who like have levels of like who runs what in like different neighborhoods at race wars and then they just go and take each other's cars and just have sex and party and i assume do a bunch of drugs i don't know it's like the gathering of the car juggalos yeah that's exactly what it is they're all car juggalos by fast six or seven when he takes letty there for her the first time because she has amnesia it's huge it's like it's turning it's like what pride has turned into where it's like race wars brought to you by nokia it's like

gigantic there's like djs and booths and like and like uh red bull has a tent yeah red bull has a tent there and shit it's amazing yeah it just looks like an insane if that's your universe if that's your world honestly i haven't gone to race wars since it went all corporate it looks like an insane if that's your universe if that's your world honestly i haven't gone to race wars since it went all corporate it's like south by southwest now yeah you can't even go on anymore man it lost its message it used to be at the race wars and now it's just about mcdonald douglas or whatever it's it's so insane that there wasn't a set like do you think the writer thought that was funny and we're making a joke no there's no way they had that level of forethought no they didn't know they were

just like no they're racing it's gonna be like a war bro race war what else can we call it it's gotta be frankly it's the only name possible i just i like to think someone had like a black car and a white car and they could we could call it black versus white. But or, you know, we just do this one. OK, we're generating people riding in cars. Let's call it Jenna ride. No, no. Oh, my God. oh my god yeah man oh my god that whole universe it's a real google translate uh name for a race okay excellent pick david time for my fourth pick is going to be

okay hear me out yes i'll hear you fast in the franchise fast in the furious franchise is a franchise based on looks given by vin diesel right yes be it him pulling up in a car or learning of someone's murder it's like just a lot of really good hard like type shit i'm taking my favorite dom look from the entire series fast seven when they blow up his house because not only is it a zoom in he for the first time in the whole franchise does the lip thing and i was just like damn he's coming along as an actor like it zooms in and he stares and he goes it's like a decade more than acting classes like like this is this whole series that's the hardest you've worked the one zoom in you had been doing it for seven movies and finally he's like today is the day i

make a change like he woke up knowing they were gonna film that scene and he was like yeah i got something for their ass and he hit him with the lip quiver yeah and he earned his 60 million dollars that day i'm gonna knock him out the box today i'll tell you what he's in the trailer just like i'm about to kill him my niece only graduates one time she's got to see this if you got if you guys are listening go to youtube it's just watch that it's like it's like because i noticed it it's like the longest one on his face too like it's yeah really really long and he was like no i gotta let this one breathe it looks like a horse about to eat an apple it's that level of lip quivering my favorite dom look in the whole series man

it really is a movie built on dom looks just different dom looks it's like it's so many because every time he he just like every time he shows up even even like at the end of tokyo drift like just like he looks so good zooming in on him from a car window. He's a beautiful man. Just shoulders glistening in the sun. Excellent pick. Roxanne, time for your fourth pick. My fourth pick. I'm surprised no one has picked this before.

But when I saw this scene in the theaters, I started crying because i was laughing so hard and i was so filled with joy and i was just like i have chosen well for like my life's passion it's um fast and furious seven and kurt russell has entered the franchise mr nobody yes did. Just out of nowhere. Here's Kurt Russell. A little snarky. A little snarky. And they need to drop into some sort of like Eastern European mountains. And Roman is like, why don't I ever get to make any decisions? Maybe we should just, you know, parachute in there.

And everyone's like, what the fuck? And then they're like, you know what? That might be a good idea. But Roman's afraid of heights. And so they're all sitting in their cars in like a C-130. My God, I love this movie so much. And they're like, you're like, what's going on here? Are they going to like land and drive out of the car

but no they start one by one backing out of the c-130 after the back opens and then parachuting in cars and they all land on the road except for roman who's too scared and so tesh has to force his car out by like using an emergency release and then he's like screaming and losing his fucking mind and you see his car i'm sorry it's just so good i like that he's being mocked for not wanting to drive a car out of a plane i know like and then they're like you're the fucking coward yeah yeah you wimp he's like we'll see on the road dork oh he's just so gloriously gloriously good oh there's like a throwaway line that somebody has it's like letty or somebody is or maybe it's somebody who's like the parachutes have a gp and like the parachutes are hooked up to gps you can't hook a parachute

that's not how parachutes work they're not hooked up to gps yep so they would land on the road it's like ostensibly what they're saying but then that's not how parachutes work there's not like it's insane i love how they just like gps don't control the wind people are gonna have questions we'll we'll say they're gps parachutes you can't globally position the wind to be like well no the gps told the wind to kind of blow them a little farther toward the road don't work like that it's astonishing it's it is You're right, Rox. It's such a pure joy moment where you're just like, oh. Like, wow. Yeah.

They give you, it's like going to see one of these movies is like sitting down at a chef's table. It really is. It is. You don't know what you're getting. They know what they're doing. You don't know. It's so expertly crafted and they just take it so seriously. They're like, yes, this is possible.

This is happening. Let's do it. Just beautiful surprises that you could have never conceived of yourself. And then it comes out and you're just like, oh, take me away. That's what it kills me when people try to rip these apart or any movies like this where that couldn't happen. I'm like, no shit. It's dope. I'm glad it couldn't happen.

I don't want to see that in real life. I don't want that shit going on in the world I live in. I really don't want to see that. I don't want it to get there, but I want the movie to get there for sure. Amazing pick. And your fifth and final pick, Roxanne. Oh, this one's a tough one. It is a tough one.

But I have to go with fast and furious eight another classic film and they're somewhere in the arctic circle yeah and they're chasing each other across they're chasing the villains across the ice and a torpedo is fired at the car that the rock and some other one is in oh god and the rock is like driving leans out of his car and redirects the torpedo with one arm and saves the day and then they're continuing to drive and the whole movie dominic has been sort of like working against them and they're like what the hell is going on and we just don't know that he secretly has a son and that's a whole other thing and so then dominic is out of his

car on the ice and some conflagration is coming toward him and they all zoom around him and protect him with their cars, making a little shield around him. Cause that's what family does. Like a herd of Buffalo. Just guarding. Yep. Like,

look at God. He does have everything you need in a scene. I mean, it just ice missiles. The minute that the rock leans out i was in the theater and i couldn't help myself and i said oh my god he isn't and i don't really believe in talking in movies because i want to respect other people but fortunately i think i was alone in the theater it was great there are moments where there has to be a collective reckoning in a movie theater

with fast and the furious absolutely things have to be said if you can't have an excited utterance while watching these movies your soul is dead and i'm so sorry for you yeah yeah you have much bigger battles in your life than dealing with people talking in movies. It's from a submarine, right? Yeah, it's from a submarine because they steal a submarine. It's a whole thing. I said this earlier, but they were street racing mechanics. Yeah.

There's a submarine. I know a couple dudes like that back home. That's the best, man. it's such a fun world it is david time for your final pick first of all so many of mine got taken more than i thought oh yeah this is lightning round right well we can i'm taking the we'll talk about it i'm taking the hummer through the favela nice okay yeah what else is there to say he drives a hummer down a hill through a neighborhood you're gonna sell a million cars the only thing there is to say is this is brazil when the brazil guy goes dominic teredo of course you know who dominic is he's world famous like you said everywhere they go the beginning of every movie everybody knows dominic teredo street racing barons in brazil

people in cuba know him and his friends his friend they're friends and his friends they're like oh you're one of dominic torrento's friends he's been here i feel like somebody hid pieces of his sleeves all over the world and he's just been trying to like travel and piece him together that's how everybody knows where he's at like a dragon ball situation yeah. That movie's amazing. Yeah, the Homer through the favela. Great use of a Homer. Sean Jordan, time for your final pick.

It's that first Hobbs and Shaw fight where he walks in and he says something insane. The Rock does. He walks in and they're talking or whatever and snarky, snarky, snarky. And then he goes, like, you just, what's he say? He he's like you just dance with the devil boy you're under arrest or something like that he says he calls him boy yeah and then they just have a lot

they have that crazy fight inside that office building where you're just like holy shit this is it's pretty dope and then yeah i don't know they just they go from like room to room to room to room through the walls. It's just such a dope fight. And that's when they meet. Because that was the thing where it's like, oh my God, The Rock and Jason Statham are going to fight in this movie. And then you're just waiting for it to happen. And that's when, because he walks, you remember he walks in and he says all that.

He's like, how'd you get in here? And then you don't see Statham. He's like, I've got a key card or something like that. And then they just kind of have this dialogue and he goes that's the wrong answer boy something and then i just love the you just dance with the devil boy you're under arrest you must be ready to dance with it yeah something like that he the way the rock talks in the mood we talked about a little bit he i was just watching fast eight before this, and he calls someone a sumbitch. He talks like a wrestler. As in son of a bitch.

But in the closed captioning, it's sumbitch. S-U-M-B-I-T-C-H. To where the script says that. Of the Cleveland sumbitches. And then we learn that he's actually from Hawaii. Yes. Through the Hobson Shaw. And it's like, why are you speaking with this weird sort of, I don't know, unplaceable accent?

It's parts. It's kind of southerny, kind of Texas. It's like it's the accent I would call. It's like it's like I'm taking you to that. I'm taking you to Applebee's tonight, honey. Like it's that accent where he would like get into a raised f-350 call his wife woman even though he works he's just like some dude who works at like a bank in omaha like it's that specific accent walking tall and he's from hawaii it's a walking

tall accent it's amazing it's a wrestling accent when he the scenes with shaw are straight out of like monday night raw oh totally i just i love that yeah he's that's so dope all this this is dope i'm in a real good mood this is fun all right time for my final pick the oh god there are two i really want to take here there's so many lines I really want to take here. There's so many lines. I still want to take. I know. Frankly, this is like a 10 hour episode to really do justice to these films. You're so right. We're not,

we're barely scratching the surface, which is insane. Cause we're like at one and a half hours. Part two. That's all. Part two. Hey, you might have to do a part two,

too fast, too furious, too draft, too furious, too furious to draft too furious look at what you just did whoa all right we're gonna do a part two after f9 comes out uh we have to because we haven't seen it we're revisiting ready i'm so fucking ready oh we have to all right okay my final pick is good it's from fast five it's it's it's during the airplane thing but it's not the airplane thing i'm not taking that i'm taking a micro moment a specific moment

uh it's the i think this is fast five or is this fast six is that the airplane the which air runway where they where they got out of it no the super long runway oh where where the girl dies. Where Gal Gadot dies. Yeah, that's six. Six. Okay. That's six. Or seven.

Is it six or seven? Anyway, it doesn't matter. Go ahead. It's Owen. It's Owen Shaw has that gigantic, the dude who makes the rock look kind of small. You know, that giant dude in his gang. And Vin Diesel fights him at one point and the rock fights him at one point but then they fight them together and there's a moment where the rock picks up this gigantic dude

by his legs and lifts him up in the air and vin diesel launches himself in that way where the characters in this movie sometimes look like they can fly a little bit like they're like a little bit low-key marvel heroes and like the rock just picks up this 400 pound muscle-bound dude and vin diesel jumps and punches him in the face and it's just so funny because it's like 1200 pounds of men just all holding each other for a second. And it's just the funniest, most beautiful frame. It's like this muscle-bound ballet. It's like when Vin jumps out of the car to catch Letty, like a little bit.

But just like he picks up this gigantic dude and Vin Diesel punches him. And it's them working together. And there's something about it that I just love so much. They work together to beat up this somehow gigantic pounds of men, dude. That's a fun, that's fun to say. That's the new podcast.

That's the final pick. We're not going to say honorable mentions because as we just stated, we're doing two draft, two furious. Yeah. When the time is right. So to recap, Roxanne, you went first. You took Vin catching Letty in midair as she's thrown from a car and he jumps in fast six.

Ja Rule being told whether if you win, you get me or whether you win or lose, you get me. But if you win, you get both of us. And then Ja Rule just thinking about a menage a trois for an entire car ride uh the london car which is why he lost keep your eye on the game man eye on the ball uh the london car act auction where the auctioneer gets his comeuppance uh the parachuting into the road with Roman not wanting to and then getting pulled out by, hoisted by his own petard, as it were, pulled out by his own parachute. And then The Rock redirecting a torpedo in Antarctica with one arm. One arm. David, you went second.

You took Ludacris making the ATM rain money on everyone. A little Robin Hood moment in Fast Five. The trope of whoever reaching for the food first has to say grace. Paul Walker and Tyrese in Fast Two pulling up on a car and Tyrese ripping a shirt off and punching a window in. With Paul Walker then discovering that the car is just unlocked. Dom's look when they blow up his house. Just some in-depth face acting. Like it was that 1920s joan of arc

movie uh in black and white just some amazing rock face acting uh and then the hon driving the hummer through the flabella sean you went third you took the rock saying daddy's got to go to work and flexing his cast off jumping off the train in fast five well onto a car and then into the water uh paul walker saying forget about it in fast two or two fast two furious race wars uh which sounds like something that could result from paul walker saying huh and then the first hobs and shaw fight i went last i took the safe being stolen in rio the triple skyscraper jump roman having private plane money even though he only stole 11 million dollars dom wearing a tank top to his own formal wedding and then the final pick

the the the meat ballet with the guy getting punched in the face as the rock is punching him we want to hear your picks uh hit us up at all fantasy pod on twitter all fantasy podcast at gmail.com shout out to everyone on the afe subreddit shout out to everyone on the all fantasy everything patreon thank you so much for holding us down we truly appreciate you uh man that was so fun y'all what a great time that was great seriously and we all sort of just knew like in our spirits like what each thing was yes yeah i mean yes i i'm fully in after fast nine comes out we all get to see it i'm in i'm 100 in it's just glorious and i love talk obviously i i will talk about these movies all day every day i don't give a damn they're just brilliant yeah i have like 15 more picks than i did so do i i'm like just

getting started you barely touched on my list yeah we have to do another one because i just like i'm tempted to say them but i don't want to waste any picks no you gotta save them you gotta save them they gotta be real good for next time this was so much fun roxanne thank you so so much for joining us it was true it's truly a pleasureanne, thank you so, so much for joining us. It's truly a pleasure. Of course. Thank you for having me. Always to talk to you, but especially about Fast and the Furious. I know.

It's like, look, we're living our truth. We're living our truth. Super producer Marissa Melnick on the ones and twos, as always. Thank you, Marissa. Marissa, I usually ask you if you have a pick, but you have only a glancing familiarity with these movies. Is that right? I've only seen the first one, but listening to this podcast episode has been very convincing for me to watch the rest of the series. That's pretty good.

You're going to fix your mistake then. Marissa, get yourself right by two draft, two furious. All right? Okay. I got my homework cut out for me but you got it shout out to saint sue carmel shout out to frankie ocean shout out to haji beach shout out to sid the dude and more important than all of that tune in again next week to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything i said forget about it, car. That was a HeadGum Podcast.