All Fantasy Everything - Tom Hanks Movies (w/ Vanessa Gonzalez, David Gborie, Zak Toscani, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: June 13, 2019

WADDAP! Grab your favorite scarf/cardigan combo from your collection and get ready to be taken on the magical rollercoaster ride that is the career of Tom Hanks. Since Ian was across the pond, we asked Zak Toscani and Vanessa Gonzalez to step in and join Sean Jordan and David Gborie as we draft TOM HANKS MOVIES. Episode Guest:Zak Toscani @zaktoscani IG: @zaktoscaniVanessa Gonzalez @buhnessa IG: @buhnessamarieThe All Fantasy Everything Summer Tour is coming to a city near you! Find dates and tickets at headgum.com/live.Support the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPodMerch!T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Show Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy. Edward R. Murrow over there. I wish everybody could have seen your face. What did I do? You looked over at everyone and you go, let's go. Silent now.

I'm like, are we talking? Yeah, we're talking. Normally Ian's too much of a dominant force, I guess. Everybody, he just commands the fucking silence, but I can't. No, you can't. You gotta laugh right in my face like that, huh? Sorry, but you're just sitting across from me. I'm leaving.

No, you're not leaving. You don't even have shoes on. Look at how I'm sitting. You're sitting on the floor. You're sitting on the floor. I feel like we're all newlyweds. Is that what you think marriage is? I think when you get your first place,

right? Isn't it like this? Okay. I thought that's just what you thought, like a life together with someone. The way that you're sitting down and then we're on a couch, it does look like we're judging you. This is an intervention. Yeah, exactly.

Paint the picture. We. This is an intervention. Yeah, exactly. Paint the picture. We are, oh, damn, we're bad at this without Ian. I was doing great until you laughed in my fucking face. That means you were doing great for literally the first second. I think I was doing just fine. It was, you know, it left something to be desired. We're here, just a stone's throw away from the Johns. About three miles away from a fucking fries.

I'll tell you that. Yeah. Three miles away from a fucking fries in my town home in the Valley. Cause you're a leasee now. Cause I'm a leasee now. Live from David's town home. Live from my town home in the Valley. Valley village.

I've just been telling people like at the grocery store. It's a nice home. Thank you. There's nothing in it. Really? This couch is nice. There's this couch? There's a lot of talent in here right now. That's true. So you just sat at the grocery store.

You're just in the grocery store hoarding a jar of pickles and you're like, oh, would this be good in a townhome that I have for myself? See, now I have a townhome in the valley, so that free ranch? I live alone. Does that change your opinion of which cheese I should get?

Yeah. American or American low sodium? Sure. Townhome problems. Townhome problems. Don't ever get low sodium cheese. No, I don't get it. I can't imagine I would.

I don't see that world. I don't. If I'm going to get cheese, I want it whole hog. Like, I don't need it. You know what? Like, what do I. If you're worried about, then don't fuck with the cheese. Yeah, exactly.

Just don't get the cheese. I didn't come here for half measures, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I don't have any cheese in my fridge right now. You don't got a lot. Nope. You don't got a lot in there.

Okay. There's a stack of vegetables in there. See, you're putting slander on my name. Go in there. David has ingredients. There is an extension. I want you to stand up and you go and you tell them what's... I'll go and tell them what's in my fridge.

I won't be standing up. Oh, this is exciting. So it's going to be a little while. Yeah. Hold on. All right. Wow. David's really in the kitchen.

Okay. I did get two pizzas last night. I was going to say, I just see pizzas. But there's spinach. There's tomatoes. There's a grapefruit. I got bell peppers. I got an onion.

Beer. I didn't ask you. I didn't ask what the plastic food was. I asked what the real food was. I got carrots. Yeah. Well, you wouldn't know an onion because you don't have any because you're from shit South Dakota. They don't have

vegetables there. I'm from shit South Dakota. Yeah, I don't know why I got so angry. You call vegetables weeds there. I could go weed the yard with a lawn devil. Why do you got all those table weeds in your refrigerator, David?

Somebody must have poured poison on my lawn. It's growing a bunch of weed devils. Oh, my God. Doctor, there's some red bulbous things growing out of my lawn. Get the president on the line. Doctor President? So, you know, it's that kind of podcast. It's that kind of podcast.

All fantasy, everything, in case you couldn't hear the name, because David was laughing too hard for me to actually say it. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you. It is hard to, well, you were trying to match Ian. I think that's where you went wrong. You got to find your own lane, because it is hard to just be like, welcome.

I do not, because he's the host. So he does it. Yeah, he's great at it. I know. So as you may have guessed, Ian is gone. He's writing the Tonys right now. So we, yeah, we're. It, Ian is, uh, he's gone. He's writing the Tony's right now. So we, uh,

yeah, we're, uh, it's pronounced Anthony. Yeah. He's writing the Anthony's. The Anthony's awards. Now it's not just me.

I guess we'll just go around the horn. I'm joined by, uh, uh, David Borey. Hey, at the G is silent on Instagram. Nope.

I always blow it. I always blow it. I always mix it up. We do this. At the G is silent on Instagram. Nope. I always blow it. I always blow it. I always mix it up. At the G is silent on Twitter. Ian does it. I never listened to this stuff. You don't interact with his profile? Y'all just met today.

I just know that we're friends. One of my dear, dear friends doesn't know my Instagram. I just know that we're friends, you know? At the G is silent on Twitter. Yeah. At coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. I just know, I know that we're friends, you know, at the GS silent on Twitter. Yeah. Cool guy jokes. 87 on Instagram. Yeah.

Cross platforms. David Borey. Anything else? Official davidborey.com. That's right. Go get a t-shirt. Got some socks coming soon. Man,

that's such a good idea. Uh, yeah. Where am I going to be? Is what you're asking me right now? I didn't ask yet, but I was gonna. David,

what do you got coming up? This comes out this Thursday coming up, right? If it's allowed to be released, yeah. No, I'm just doing a bad job is what I'm saying. Oh, okay. No, you're doing great. This weekend, you can catch me at the Blue Room in Springfield,

Missouri. And then next weekend, no, the weekend after that, you can catch me on the first leg of the summer breeze tour we're going to be in San Francisco on the 26th and we're going to be in Seattle on the 27th damn right we are god that's coming up

man yep I'll go I'll go through all that in a minute but um but yeah there we go what's going on anything fun anything exciting uh you know i got this town home in the valley so i do yeah we're in it but just in here drinking a lot of fat free ranch straight from the bottle yeah i got my one painting up of either me or richard prior either way thank you for painting it ramon revis shout out ramon revis it's really good yeah i

love it he was really nice it was really nice of him to give it to me. I felt like he's, it was a housewarming present. It was sweet. It's always nice finding out someone can do that too. When like Ramon gives that to you and you're like, look at this. What do you do?

I can't do that. No, you can't. It's so like when I, like if I tried, I've tried some, like some serious drawings before and I'm just like, nah.

Dude, I draw like a dullard. and I was like, nah. I draw like a dullard. I draw like a fool. I draw like I can't read. Does that make sense? Oh, yeah. Zach's like, yeah.

I picture it. I can't draw. I did try painting for a couple years and the only things I was ever really kind of well I mean like not seriously but like I would just get stoned and paint in my room or whatever but the only thing I was like happy about was

I would do like abstract portraits of friends and that was yeah you should bring that back you should do that for merch you should commission oh maybe I could do a couple Dav Oh yeah. You should do that for merch. You should commission. Oh, I could do a couple of David's for sure. You should do.

I think you have to. The secret is you take away everything that isn't David. Oh wait, what? That was like building a house. Yeah, exactly. You take everything,

you take everything away. That isn't a townhouse. Yeah. That's how David built this. It was a solid piece of rock. Yeah. I just came, I just carved it out of granite. And I don't even know how you made the blinds out of rock like that. You know, I'm an artist. Oh, you made those Venetians, huh?

It's Venetian. Those are Venetians. Those are Venetians. A lot cheaper. I got it. Hell yeah. Next to David, it, guy. Hell yeah. Next to David, we have Zach Toscani. Hello. At CoolGuyJokes87. At Zach Toscani on Instagram.

Yeah. On Venmo. At Zach Toscani on Twitter. At Zach Toscani on Instagram. Yeah. Am I correct? There we go. ZachToscani.com.

ZachToscani.com. Go there. Check out all the shows. Probably has nothing on there I haven't updated my website in so long Every now and again someone will email like Hey man, it's fucking June You're like, yeah, well I was there in February

No one ever says they use your website until you stop updating it and then all of a sudden they'll be like, yeah, I was trying to find your show stuff on your website and you're like, well just follow me on twitter oh that being said i have some dates that are straight up wrong on official i just remembered that everything changes so rapidly that it's hard to remember to update it every time and when i and when you lose gigs you don't ever think to like

you're not like the first place i want to go is the internet to remember. Exactly. Got anything coming up? Uh, nope. Really? Yeah. It every Friday.

Well, we're on hiatus for a month. We are on hiatus. I mean, come, I mean, if you could be listening to this six years from now, who knows?

We don't know when you're going to listen to this. That's right. We are on hiatus. Keep coming to faded. Uh, we are on hiatus from June to July of 2019 like middle

just dating it for you Trump is president and it ends I can't wait for like 30 years from now when I can be like it was 2019 I had a townhouse in the Valley and Trump was running this country.

That's a roller coaster. Yeah. How do you think I feel? That's going to be good. God, that's so tight. That's the first sentence of your novel. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was 2019. And Trump was running this country into the ground. Me? I was thriving. I was fine. On some swimming against the stream shit. I had vegetables in the crisper and a beer

on my breath. I had just received a new nickname, Big Discount. I'm gonna be calling you that. That's it's pretty cool. It sounds really cool. Did I know I'd be the shig night of comedy? Yeah. So you guys want to start like a gang? Yeah. Oh my God. That's so funny. If somebody just like, if you, you know, say you're a Lisi in the Valley and you just got a new town home, you're having a party and I'm like my homie big discounts coming over you're stoked right no it doesn't sound like a scary one i don't want big discount coming over my thought would be like i have a lot of nice shit in here

i mean i don't but that's what i would think people open the door for you because they're like oh he's gonna give me a big discount and what they don't realize is that's what I was thinking. People open the door for you because they're like, oh, he's going to give me a big discount. And what they don't realize is like, no, he will be discounting your friendship. Yeah. Diving into big discount a little bit. You're showing them how the sausage is made. Marissa, delete that.

Redacted. Just put a foghorn over that. Marissa, play that in slow motion, actually, if you could. You will be discounting your friendship. Next to Zach, we have Vanessa Gonzalez. Thank you so much for joining us. And I want to make sure that I'm saying it right over these two cowards. At Vanessa on Twitter.

Vanessa B-Way. With a B like boy, right? With a B for boy, U. Would it be for boy? You for umbrella. I'm just going to go spell the whole thing. Uh, but so B U H N E S S A. You notice that David doesn't try to take over the hosting duties,

but he will. He will. No, you're doing great. I was just watching you break down. Watching me concentrate. I'm bad at reading out loud. You're crying out Gatorade.

He knows I'm bad at reading out loud. I'm so mad at him. No, I hate reading out loud. It's a little reading thing, though. It's like you said it, and then you were like, oh, wait, I should say the B. And then as soon as you started talking about the B, it just broke down. Yeah. You had it good.

Easy to shoot arrows from the top of the castle, huh? Oh, you mean the top of the town home I lease in the valley? Yeah. I want to throw the address on here. You don't fucking put a lid on it. I dare you to pull up. That one's going to come. That one's scary.

You can't drive? Why? You're just standing out. Says big discount on the yard and you're just no shirt with a grill. What are you going to put the weight bench out there, dude? That's got to get out there. Yeah, it's got to get out front. Vanessa, I just go laser focused.

Yeah, Vanessa. Vanessa on Twitter and Vanessa Marie on Instagram, correct? Yes. And vanessacomedy.com is the web website. Hell yeah. Got anything fun coming up? Yeah. You said this is going to come out on Thursday.

Yeah. Hopefully. So today, maybe if it's today, I'll be opening for the lonely Island and Austin. Oh my gosh. That's going to be fun. I'm so excited. Austin represent. Yeah.

Are you from Austin originally? No, I'm from Laredo, Texas. I don't even know where that is. Laredo is on the border at the bottom. It sounds like an addition of a Ford truck. Yeah. Laredo is pretty buck, right? Like rough, I want to say.

Yeah, yeah. A lot of, I mean, I feel like most people, when I say I'm from Laredo is pretty buck, right? Like rough, I want to say. Yeah, yeah. A lot of, I mean, I feel like most people when I say I'm from Laredo are like, oh, you know, the drug wars. Yeah. When you watch like Sicario, they make it look like there's just like bombs going off. Is that Laredo? Was Sicario? No. Well, Sicario is Juarez.

Yeah. And it's very similar. Like, so Juarez, El Paso, and then there's Laredo and Nuevo Laredo. And they're also like fucked up shit going on there. But, you know, I was fine. I didn't see any of it. You know, I was going to Mexico when I was 15, getting drunk. Nobody abducted me.

No, you made it out. She also tried to sell me drugs. You know. That sounds fun. Yeah, it was fun. I lived in Austin for 10 years. Austin's so sick.

Yeah, I love Austin. Absolutely. That was like the first place other than Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where I'm from, Sioux Falls, South Dakota. First place I went like on a big long comedy road trip. Shit town, is that what you said?

Shit South Dakota? The Austin of South Dakota, they say. It's the everything. It's the New York of South Dakota. It's the Paris of South Dakota. It's also the Laredo of South Dakota. That makes more sense. Yeah, it ain't the best,

but it's fucking rad. We recorded our half hours together. We did. In New Orleans. How was that experience? Oh my God. That was like a dream. Yeah, yours was really great.

Oh, thank you so much. And you had a reset and like, like it was like, you came back harder. Oh, it was crazy. I was trying not to cry. Like, you know, when like you first come out and I'm like, Oh, this is real. Yeah. It's crazy. Like your name's up there. Yeah. You know, it's like, I want to just cry right now. I would love to. I've always wanted someone to do that. Like at the end of a set or the beginning, just be like, I'm fucking crying right now. I'd love it so much.

Right. If I ever get on TV with anything, I'll cry. I guarantee it. First of all, that's a choice. I mean, I don't do TV. I don't have managers. This is all my decision. Yeah, he doesn't do TV.

It's not a thing. So there's people that email me who are like, dude, you should do it. And I'm like, I don't do TV. I don't have managers. This is all my, this is all my decision. Yeah. He doesn't do TV. So there's people that email me. We were like, dude, you should do it. And I'm like, I'm kidding, dude. Call me crazy. But I feel like that's a bad decision for you. Yeah. I got like three of those and they're like, bro, I don't know what's stopping you. And I'm like, a lot of people are stopping.

Yeah. I mean, that's great. You know, good for you. Stick to it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure I will. I don't see a world where that's changing, but yeah, it was, it was a dream come true. It was, and you wore a pantsuit, a jump. What do you call that? It was like a jumper thing that was very comfortable because it was very stretchy yeah i was like i could do kicks i don't have to worry about matching things it's just one piece that's a good call you know because i i don't really like to worry about clothes so i saw that i'm like oh this is just one thing yeah i don't need to worry

about pants and then a thing and then you know how are they with that like they just like yeah cool you can do that they didn like, make you bring choices? Yeah, a little. Yeah, I feel like I brought, like, two or three choices. Right? I don't know. I don't know why you wouldn't know how many choices. I don't know what you brought, David.

You had the- What did you go with? You had the Coogee, right? I had, yeah, I did have- Oh, you wore Gucci? No, no, no, no. I was like, damn. First of all, it's for, like, $, I did. Oh, you wore Gucci? No, no, no, no. Oh, right now. First of all, it's for like $50,000.

But it was Coogee, and that's the Gucci of Australia. Okay. A lot of people don't know that. Coogee is the Gucci of Australia. Of Laredo. Of Laredo. It's the Laredo of Gucci. Sioux Falls, the Gucci of South Dakota.

No, it's Coochie. It's Coochie. That was a compliment. Thank you. That's what I was going to say. That's why I got all serious. Hey, thank you. Really nice.

That's what we do all the way. We play improv games and say the same shit all the time. If you guys play improv games alone at home, I'm not going to be friends with you anymore. We got Zip Zap Zow tattooed on our backs. We play Strip Zap Zow, though. Zip Zap Zow! At the crib alone.

Uh-oh, I forgot to say something. Oh, my God. I guess I'm taking off both socks. Oh, my God! Well, I don't want to take my shirt off. It's cold. Sometimes we'll take off a sock that isn't there. You know what I mean?

That's so funny. Dude, strip zaps out. That's a good tattoo right here. That's so funny. You have to do it on your forearm. Yeah. You have to,

you have to play it. I feel like we just turned on every college improv team in the country to some new shit. Oh, my God. They're going to play strip zap zow. Is it zow? I thought it was zop. I don't know. Oh, I think it is zop.

I think I messed it up. But no, I like zow. I like zow. Yeah. Got the wrong tattoo. Spelled it wrong. You can't do anything. I made a big mistake and they're like,

oh, you want to take it all off? You're like, no, I just misspelled the last one. Spelled it wrong. And make it more old English if you could. Like more old English. There was the only time in my life where I thought I wanted a tattoo was in seventh grade. And that was the time where everyone

was getting old English tattoos. And in Hawaii, everyone was getting their english tattoos and in hawaii everyone was getting their last name on their back and i was like oh my god i can think of three of those right now that i know in laredo that was popular the last name i thought about it oh man i was like maybe i should do it too dude it's like a jersey that you wear all the time. Does that sound like a good idea? I'm Gonzalez. Always. Always going to be Gonzalez. Not a lot of women were doing it and I'm like, why not? That would be,

you would be the only one I know with their last name across their back. Let me do it. You might got to just do it. I saw 50 places on the way to Fry's that would do that for you right now. On a walk-in. Valley Village. Hell yeah.

Yep. I used to type it out on, on word on like 72 font to be like, let me see the details on this. Just crop it on your back. Just imagine it on your back. My, my,

you accidentally leave it up on your wallpaper. 11 year old back. Yeah. You put the papers on your back. Yeah. You know what's crazy? Fresh off the back. Yeah. You put the papers on your back. You know what's crazy? Fresh off the printer. Yeah.

If you'd have got that on your back at 11. Dude, it would have been. It would be horribly misshapen now. Oh yeah. It would be all stretched out now. Yeah, right? Like riding on a balloon and then blowing it up. Yeah.

Nice. God, I wish you would have done that. Yeah. I'm glad I didn't. Wait, but who's giving... I mean, it happened in Laredo too, but I'm like, who's tattooing these other 8th graders? I knew a kid who got a tattoo

in his garage when he was 15. We had dudes that would tattoo. Yeah. I know kids right now who would tattoo a fucking 12-year-old if they had 100 bucks. I guarantee it. Again, doesn't do TV it you point it to yourself don't say anything children with tattoos

I remember I knew a kid in ninth grade who had a tattoo and it was like I didn't even get because also his name was Lloyd which was weird it just said Lloyd, which was weird. It was just said Lloyd and it was at Rose, but it was like four inches.

Wait, he got a tattoo of his first name? Yeah. No. I didn't even, I didn't even think about how weird that was until you said that. That is really weird. What's that say on your stomach? Sean.

Like last name is cool. Listen, my name's Lloyd, but my friends call me Lloyd. Right. You're right. That is a weird thing to do. You wouldn't think, you wouldn't judge me if I had a tattoo that said Vanessa? No. Yeah, that would be crazy.

Yeah, that would be. Because you'd be like, oh, is that like your grandma that you were named after? You're like, no, it's my name. It's all me. No, it's my name. Vanessa. That's my first name. First of her name.

Breaker of rules. That's so bad. It was common for the girls in my middle school. They were carving their boyfriends' names. What the fuck? With like pens. They would like scratch. Oh.

And like they would show and I'm like I didn't have a boyfriend so I did the Backstreet Boys not all of them I picked one who'd you pick AJ

cause he had the shortest name oh the shortest name I thought you were gonna say cause he was like edgy but nope no cause I was like okay I'll scratch

my skin and then somebody comes up like oh from the Backstreet Boys, AJ. Nobody else thinks this is wild? That's what kids do. That's not always what kids do.

I almost burned a pitchfork in them with a webbing in my thumb with a fucking hanger. I mean, kids do some wild shit. What were you scratching with? Did you write names down? Like a girl that you had a crush on, would you write her name a bunch in a notepad or something? Me neither. What a bunch of tools.

Just checking. Just making sure we can still hang out. Yeah, we're normal. I had a journal from college. I dated this girl for like maybe two weeks and it just, there were pages that just were like Amber. I would get so, but I'd write like my fucking life is ruined and I,

I have it in college, in college. Wow. And I was old in college. I was like 22 freshmen. It's like, what Amber? Do you guys know Sean?

That 22 year old freshman who's obsessed with amber yeah i know that you mean the guy who writes amber in a distressed font yeah it was three like five pages that's if microsoft word had that font it would be called distressed yeah i walked up on him i walked up on him on the computer lab and he just was writing Amber and wingdings. It was weird. Yeah, man. It's pretty. I mean, it's five keys on the computer.

Pretty simple. It's fire ambulance, island, printer, fax machine. So you just wrote it. You would write their names a lot. Well, you just like write their names with your last name. I didn't think boys did that. I did it for sure. I mean, I'm not trying to, you know,

but I thought I knew I did that and my girlfriends did that. I would take her name Stephanie Toscani. That is so cute. Here, I bought us a notebook. You can have it. I love it.

That's so sweet, though. That is so cute. Here, I bought us a notebook. You can have it. I love it. We're both Stephanie now. That's so sweet, though. That is adorable. Yeah. Yeah, Zach's got some layers. Honestly, it makes me just feel like I was maybe like a psycho. I mean, you built your townhouse. This is your lighthouse for your wife to come. Oh, no.

Don't say that. I was the beacons out. Speaking of, I was watching The Notebook last night, crying, eating like five cheeseburgers from Wendy's at about three in the morning. Because he built his own. You just dumped a lot on me. I cry when I watch that movie,

and I was drunk eating cheeseburgers. So what are you going to do? Last night. So they were going to go together. You should not be able to start The Notebook after midnight. Thank you. It's like a gremlin. They should put a block on Netflix.

It's too late. No, it was on like Oxygen or something. I was like flipping around.. They should put a block on Netflix. It's too late. No, it was on like Oxygen or something. I was like flipping around. Oh, you were watching it with commercials? I was deep in the 800s. With limited commercial interruption. Yeah, I learned a lot about moderate to severe plaque psoriasis though, so that's all right. Oh, man.

I feel like I know so much about you guys. I feel like I know so much about you guys That's why people walk up and they know our whole life story And all the embarrassing shit Anyway, I'm Sean Jordan I'm going to go over these tours so we can get to this draft I'm Sean Jordan at SeanSJordan on Twitter At SeanCougarMellonJordan on the gram Oh, did I cut it off too hard?

No, keep going See, now I thought I screwed up Now you're in your feelings At SeanCougarMellon the i'm trying to do the bit at sean cougar melon jordan on irish whiskey club.gov that's a real website though it's just the irish government oh speaking of irish people shout out to can dude he was so fun man we were hanging out yesterday. He'll hear this and remember.

I started, I was like, I'm Irish. He goes, don't you fucking start. He's like, that was my best attempt at an Irish accent. But he's like, one of the things I hate the most is when people tell, because I guess it's a pretty common thing for like a white dude to be like, oh, I'm Irish. And you know, I bet an actual Irish person gets sick of that. Yeah, my clan's actually from...

Are you nervous in Jordan, Ireland, bro? You got to go. It's fucking dope. The Gucci of Ireland. That's what they say. We're going on tour. David mentioned it earlier. I just want to go through all the dates. June 26th and 27th, we're going to be on the West Coast and the tickets are going fast. So try to pick them up. We want to see everybody out. It's going to be super, super dope. I'll just rip them off real quick. June 26th, Seattle, the Showbox Theater. June 27th, San Francisco, the Great American Music Hall. Tell them. That is sick. That shit's awesome.

My buddy got married there and I'm like oh I get to do a show here. I'm going to get married to the game there. July 11th, Boston. We're going to be at the Sinclair. July 12th, Brooklyn Bell House sold out. What's up? What's up? New York City. We're going to be at the Sinclair. Yep. July 12th, Brooklyn Bell House sold out. What's up? What's up? What's up?

New York City. We did it, Brooklyn. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that as soon as I walk up. I'm going to say a lot of shit. July 13th, DC, the Black Cat. Not sold out as the venue is gigantic. So buy those tickets.

July 14th, Philly, Underground Arts. July 18th, Minneapolis, St. Paul. The Turf Club. First show sold out. What's up? Second show added. No big deal. Second show, get up on it. July 19th, Chicago at the Hideout. July 20th, Columbus. 19th, but also

what about the 19th? It sold out. Chicago did? I thought, I've been thinking that. Did we not sell it? I don't know. Okay. Alright, well, I hope so. Let's positive visualize it.

I think we sold out Chicago. Tight. Well, dope. We were talking about adding a second show, maybe. Alright, well, tight then. July 19th, Chicago, The Hideout, sold out. And then July 20th, Columbus, Ohio, Woodland Tavern. July 21st, Detroit, Ferndale

at the Magic Bag. Bang. Yeah. We are not just here to discuss the tour dates and all the embarrassing shit about ourselves growing up. Back tattoos and. Back tattoos and Amber. I don't even know how you did it.

I can't make that voice. Amber. It was nuts. It was like Rick and Morty together or something. I used to, dog, I'll show you one of these days. I think it's in Sioux Falls. I have all my stuff from my high school girlfriend. Like we have like a mini golf scorecards,

all this shit. That is adorable. I have some of the bad stuff too, though. Like some of the like notes I thought about sending her. Like that broken condom. I got that kid in there too. That is so sweet. Yeah, I was telling my current girl like,

yeah, I'll show it to you. You see what I'm, I've been like this forever. So anyway, we're not just here to talk about all that embarrassing stuff. We are here to draft Tom Hanks movies. Yes.

And it's going to be a fucking burner. I'll tell you what. Now, before we get to this draft, we are going to figure out the order with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Before that, what kind of draft is it? That's a serpentine draft. What is that, Zach? Well, that's interesting. You should ask.

Serpentine. Serpentine, you know? per my rules where am i let's say let's say it's after faded one night and you go to the wendy's that's 0.4 miles away oh yeah i've been there and you get yourself a double cheeseburger and an order of uh nuggets and as you're driving home you take a bite of the burger and you're like oh that's pretty good then you listen i think i need to i think i need to go surf and turf here or turf and turf turf and i don't know what a chicken's living berg berg and berg and bird oh yeah yeah see i'm not

the biggest idiot this is a berg and bird i'm not an idiot i'm not the biggest idiot. Girff and Bird. The offices of Bird and Bird. See, I'm not an idiot. I'm not stupid. I got witty comments sometimes. I told you, Amber. I still don't know what a serpentine draft is. If you could please keep going. You take a nice chunk of that burger, and you're like,

oh, that was pretty nice. But you know what? I think I'm going to need to go to the prairie to get some of this here chicken nugget. So you take a bite of that chicken nugget. Then you're like, oh, I want to go back to the burger. But before I do, I'm just going to take one more piece of chicken and you eat that. And then you go back to the burger. Okay. So if I had to break it down, you know, if you go

last in the first round, you go first in the second round. Okay, great. There it is. Oh, what is going to happen? I love it. You have to drive to Wendy's and get food for everyone. I'm like, is that what's going to happen? We're having Wendy's. If you go last in the first round, you go first in the second round. Okay. And so just in order of draft, you guys, excuse me. Oh, sorry.

That was so gross. I burped actually into the mic. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. You turned to the side but kept to the microphone. I was like, wait, I got to burp into the microphone. You guys are going to. You turned to the side but kept to the microphone. I was like, wait, I gotta burp into the microphone. You guys are gonna play rock, paper, scissors. It'll go one, two, three,

shoot. And yeah, one, two, three, shoot. Wait, I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It will go one, two, three, shoot. So, one, two, three, shoot. Go again. One, two, three, shoot.

Yes! David Bore, shoot. Yes. David Borey wins. Yes. Yes. I'm going to go first. Zach, Vanessa, Hot Corner, my man, Sean Jordan. Hell yeah. Y'all better not.

Did we say that we're drafting Tom Hanks movies? We did. Okay. And I'm like really concerned because it's going to be hard. And I have my favorite movies. Right. This you, I guarantee you're not getting all of them.

Yeah, I guarantee it. Well, Mr. Reality busted through unless like, unless you got wild opinions and your favorite movies are buck. But, um,

let's see, you know, yeah, we'll get there. Pretty sure my first pick is going to take... This had to be somebody's first pick. All right, David Borey, let's start with the Tom Hanks movie draft. David Borey, with the first pick, you're on the clock. A League of Their Own!

Man, yep. That movie is perfect, dog. It's perfect. It makes you feel so good. He's a drunk and then he's not a drunk. That little shitty fat kid. Yeah, his turnaround. I love that little shitty fat kid yeah his his turnaround i love that little shitty fat kid i love that oh i don't know who you guys do well angel when he

throws the glove at him yeah it is so good i don't know who you're talking about what i haven't seen i've seen it but it's been a long time the son of uh i think she's a pitcher and outfielder oh and he eats all the chocolate yeah Yeah. Still well, Angel. Still well, Angel. Yeah. Yeah. That movie is like. When he comes in and his first thing when you see Tom Hanks is he walks in like clearly hung over or still drunk.

And then he just takes that long ass piss. Yeah. And they time it. It's so good. And he looks. We'll discuss. Jimmy Dugan, right? But he looks terrible in that movie.

Oh, yeah. Which is hard because he's a very good looking dude. He's just like, he doesn't look bad. He doesn't look Tom Hanks in that role. Because you know Tom Hanks, he's got those beautiful Puerto Rican features. Portuguese, excuse me. I was like, really? What?

Tom Hanks just walks in Boricua. I know. I was like, I don't see it. David, whose movies are you drafting again? Tom Hanks is Puerto Rican. My mind is blown. That's the title of the blog post.

That's what Big Discount told me. Tom Hanks is Puerto Rican. I mean, that's fine. He was in Empire with John Leguizamo. You don't remember? It's actually Tomas Hanks. A lot of people don't know that. A lot of people don't know that.

It's Hanks with a Z. Yeah. Oh, man. Man, dude. I was waiting to drop that Portuguese thing because I read it on his Wikipedia. I really blew it. No, it's good. I was so confident.

Yeah, I know. That's why I was like, what? That's the selling point. That's where you're like, damn, that was funny. You're that confident with it. Yeah, Link of Their Own. That's extremely solid. I need to watch that again.

It's probably been 10 years since I've seen the whole thing. So great. And his turnaround on that like when he comes in and he's like oh I don't want to be doing this shit. This is such a like a blah blah blah. And then he's like that him turnaround near the end where he's like

all about it. Man there's like nothing better than that. I love that in a movie. And then he notices like him and Geena Davis are basically co-captains that whole movie. What a cast. What a cast. Seriously. Madonna showing it off.

John Lovitz. John Lovitz is in that movie. He's so good. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie and Madonna steal the show in my opinion. I love that. They called her all the way May. Man.

I wanted a spinoff movie just them two before they got there. I want a spinoff series. So good. they got there. I want a spinoff series. So good. Just them getting an apartment and just figuring it out. Madonna in that movie was very early on like, whoa. Yeah. Like this is. Oh, I've been on the Madonna train for a while.

She wanted to like have her titty pop out. Did she? In the movie. Yeah, yeah. Where she was like thinking of ideas, right? Because they were like, we need more press. Nobody's coming to the games. Oh, that's right. She did want. She was Yeah, yeah. Where she was like thinking of ideas, right? Because they were like, we need more press. Nobody's coming to the games. Oh, that's right.

She did want. She was like, oops. I guess my. My bosom. Yeah. Oops. My dirty pillow seems to have fallen out. Yeah.

I don't like you calling it that. It's from Carrie. I didn't make that up. It's from Carrie. Carrie. The movie. With the girl who got picked up? Yeah.

Her mother, when she's going to prom, her mother, she goes, your dirty pillows are showing. It's such an hard way to say it. These pillows are clean, Mom, and they're going to dance. I've never heard someone say Carrie, the girl who got picked on. Is that a weird way to describe it? That should have been the title.

Yeah. She's the daughter of the single mom. Oh man. But yeah, so yeah, that's a great choice. I'm in. That is a fantastic. Are you keeping track of the picks. I'm in. League of their own? Are you keeping track of the picks? I am hosting, David. You want to laugh in my face again?

We both know it's bound to happen. Sean's just trying to spell league over there. He's like, oh, shit. That's just way too many keys. David, what's your fucking Wi-Fi password? I can't just have text added on this. That doesn't tell me how to spell league. Elite of their own.

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Big? You didn't pick... Of course big's going to get... Big's gone. It was always going to be gone. But y'all still haven't picked my number one, so... Oh, then you're good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, man, I mean, one of the best, like, I don't know, that story... When it was the first one that did that, like, that theme're good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, man. I mean, one of the best, like, I don't know that story. When it was the first one that did that, like that theme, that like idea of like, you're

going to be a grownup now, like a grownup. Oh yeah. And he played it well. Cause I guess it's my favorite movie where an adult woman beds a child. I know that's so weird when you think about it. Like, did you blow that kid? It's so crazy. But he was big. I know what did you blow that kid it's so crazy but he was big

but imagine being that where that kid's like 12 like dog here's the thing though that might have been the best way for him to lose it right yeah with like a woman who liked him in his own spot that's true he had his own spot that's true in his own spot i didn's true. He had his own spot. That's true. In his own spot. I didn't lose my virginity in that spot. I guarantee you that. I don't have my own spot now. Lost it. Lost it.

He fucking got a job and was promoted in corporate America. Yeah, I can't watch it now because now I get mad. It's not that easy. 12 year olds doing it better than I do. He didn't even go to college.

I know. John Lovitz. John Lovitz. John Lovitz. Also in this movie, he's the co-worker. Yeah. Real creepy. Yeah. But you would, watching that movie now, I even appreciate it more because I, when I

was a kid, I didn't realize like how much he's an adult acting like a kid and an adult, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's a little bit more obvious now. It's basically like Inception. But for acting like a child? Zach said it like that's what he was about to say.

Yes, he took the words out of him. And his little friend, the red-headed kid, he was good. Oh, yeah. And it was like a movie where that friendship seemed pretty real because they had their own songs, their own terminology.

That kid stole from his parents to get him that real bad apartment seemed pretty real because they had like their own songs, their own terminology. He, that kid stole from his parents to like get him that real bad apartment in New York. And you know what? That scene where he's eating that little corn. Oh yeah. I mean, I feel like all kids ate that little corn like that. Now I haven't had baby corn and since i was a baby

that scene where he's in that like really awful first apartment in new york or that hotel starts crying he starts crying because there's like people yelling and i was like man that is such a like that's what a kid would do right it's like definitely anytime i was on my own for the first time way too young you're like i don't know if I can handle this. Dude, I cried like a baby when I moved to LA. I was bawling for an hour probably. You mean three years ago? Yeah. I was bawling.

Okay, fair. And I was bawling when I left the Gucci of South Dakota. No, but it's true. I've referenced that big scene where it's like, yeah, I remember the first time I left home to go to college. I was like, I felt like big. Yeah. I don't know. Because you were playing the piano in a toy store. Yeah. I was eating baby corn.

With an old billionaire. And I wanted an apartment like him with the bunk bed. That apartment was cool as hell. The trampoline inside? I didn't even know you could do that. He had that soda machine. Yeah. It's free. Yeah. That's what he got. Yeah. I love that. He had that soda machine. Yeah, it's free. Yeah, I love that.

Yeah, I can just keep having those. It's like, yeah. And then that blow up T-Rex. That was like the perfect job too that a kid would be great at. I mean, I guess why they put it in the movie. You know, from what I can tell in trends in the world today,

kids are also pretty good at sewing kids are pretty good at sewing sewing what trend in the world is that that was a sweatshop joke it didn't land okay David's dipping in some weird fools

it didn't land that's fine we're inside his house he gets all weird this is my weird zone. Signs at least, he's like, all right, I'm edgy now. Yeah. There's no artwork on the walls, but it's just a bunch of kimonos. Well, Dr. Octavio Glasspool is edgy now. I didn't sign it with my real name.

David's got a bunch of butterfly knives hanging up from throwing stars. They're Christmas ornaments, Sean. I call my Christmas tree die hard. Yeah, I'm in, man. Big. Great first pick. Solid first pick. Vanessa, you are on the clock with your first pick in the Tom Hanks movie draft.

That Thing You Do. Wow. That is my all time favorite favorite movie watch me get mad now that movie is so what's the band called the wonders the oneaters like it's the wonders i mean there's so many like little jokes in that movie every time i watch i'm like oh that's so funny um what's his name the i think the drummer no the drummer guy but the uh steve's on oh he's great yes he's so good in that movie is he the one who gets runs off and just gets married that's like a week

and his name in the movie is the bass player yeah yeah how does that song go you doing that thing you do breaking my heart into a million pieces and you

anyway that scene where like they first hear the song on the radio is so cool yeah it's like their dad's Anyway, that scene where they first hear the song on the radio. Oh, running around the store? Yeah, it's like their dad's... That's one of my favorite movie tropes, which I wish I would have picked. Turning on the radio when you're... Hearing yourself on the radio the first time?

Let me tell you, it's not like that seeing yourself on TV the first time. Right. You're very drunk. I don't do TV, so I wouldn't know anything about that. I wouldn't know shit about that. I've seen you on TV.

I was holding you from behind. I know you were. Prom style. This is another draft idea that I wanted to do, but songs from movies that were actually good songs because that song is so good. And you don't get sick of it in that movie. The whole soundtrack,

Tom Hanks helped in that movie. The whole soundtrack, they fucking wrote. Tom Hanks helped write that soundtrack. Damn, what can't he do? Rita Wilson's in the movie, which is cool. Yeah. She's the waitress. Yeah. Yeah, that's always fun. Like, come on, let's be together on the movie.

The lead singer, was it Rory Cochran? The lead was like perfect because you don't want to like him at all. Yeah, he was Jimmy. Yeah. I forget his real name. It is because he sticks. He's a dick, but he's like, it's just me. I want this band to work, so I'm just a dick.

I'm sorry. You guys didn't know that, but I am. You're like, geez, at least he's sticking to his guns. He is a dick, but he wants the band to work. Yeah. I thought that was James Marsden for 15 years, probably. Okay. It looks a lot like James Marsden for 15 years, probably. Okay. It looks a lot like James Marsden.

When did that movie come out? I want to say like 98, 99. That sounds right. That was like, that was the decade of Hanks, man. I love that thing you did. Oh, yeah. We'll talk about it. He didn't miss.

I mean, yeah. That thing you did was great. No, that movie, that's one where it's like. Tom Hanks looks great in a period piece. You ever notice that? Like some people are in a period piece you ever notice that like some some people are in a period period piece and you're like dude i know you don't look like you were there right like tom hanks looks like he was there he he's so good god that movie that's like one where i'm like okay well this is what i'm doing if that happened to be on oxygen last night

that would have been what i watched it would have been a much happier story. I have got good tears at the notebook. I mean, it's got a bummer ending, but I like to hold. Yeah. That thing you do is so quotable. Like there's so many. What's your favorite quote from that thing you do?

Oh, I love when they're, um, well, when they're like, uh, at the radio station, they're interviewing and they're asking Steve the radio station they're interviewing

and they're asking Steve Zahn what his favorite band is and he says Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters but that's the band they played in a movie yeah yeah that's very funny that's so sick and Tom Hanks gives them a look like what the fuck are you doing I just love the Oneeders every time

ladies and gentlemen the Oneeders or when they're playing at that pizza restaurant and then they finish a song and they're like, table 13, your pizza's ready. It's so good. I like, I mean, obviously we all like those movies because we all have an idea of what that is like doing those shows. Yeah. Like in a pizza restaurant where you're just like, boy, I'm fucking everyone's night out.

It's so good. No one wanted this. I don't want this. They don't tell anyone. I had to do a show in, I didn't have to. I chose to do a show in an Applebee's one time. Oh, been there. When I moved to Portland, I didn't want to say no to anything.

And I apologize if I've told this on here before, but I didn't want to say no to anything. You know, you want to make friends. You want to get in the scene. someone's like we do the show at Applebee's you host it so I was like sure I do it it's always a shit move when they ask you to host a show that they put on too like you're that's why would I why am I hosting well check this out so I get there it's like 6 p.m uh nobody has any idea that this is gonna they set up a mic in the corner of like where the bar is,

but people are right there eating dinner and they're like, what is going on? And then he just gets up. He goes, all right, we're going to start the comedy. Please welcome Sean Jordan. I'm like,

dog, I go up and I, I was like, Hey, you had to be squeaky clean. There was a softball team. They're children squeaky clean. Middle goes up,

which is the dude who booked it. He got paid 75 bucks. Headliner got paid $200. I was supposed to get a free burger. That was it. So I go to get my burger and I was like, Hey, I'm hosting this fucking thing. Give me my burger. And they're like, um, I think you get half off. And I go, I'll be getting a free burger. We can talk about it. We can do it. We can go outside and figure it out. We'd go outside and figure it out.

Man. That's going to be a free burger. That's going to be a free burger. That's crazy. You get half off a burger. The next guy gets $75. The next guy gets $200. Man, you had to host. That guy screwed you.

I was furious. I know. That sucks. We all know him, too. Well, you might not know him. Well, actually, Zach knows him, but I'll say it later. But it's funny. Oh.

Yeah. He just mouthed the words, guys. It was Jamie Kennedy. Yeah, Jamie Kennedy sorry JK little insider info that thing you do is going to be my second pick because I get to go twice in a row because I'm at the hot corner as it is called but yeah

that I didn't think I'd ever be mad at you and now I am so unfortunate I'm so glad y'all did it one of those rare movies too where he wasn't like the manager isn't slimy. Yeah. You know what I mean?

He cared about it. And then when they, doesn't he like, he's like, Hey, I've done all I can do for you. Right. And then he gives him to a bigger manager.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. In the movie. That's God. Don't you wish it was like that? Someone's like, I've helped you as much as I can.

You should hear. Here's someone who can do more for you than I can. I don't know. Never fucking. No way. That doesn do more for you than I can. I don't never fucking. Yeah. It doesn't even sound like anything to me. Great cast again. Right.

And he, the fact that he directed it. Oh yeah. And it was like, it was so good. He was involved with it. Right. And then the music and on,

I remember I was just like in love with it when it came out. Oh yeah. I still am. Not a thing has changed. I have every time, every part checking into the hotel, the wonder in their eyes, all of it where they're just like,

they're so stars. The whole thing. I would want Tom Hanks to be my manager. I'm going to, I'm going to tweet at him. Room service. Thanks. Manage me.

Tell him he's Puerto Rican. Yeah. Thanks. You're Puerto Rican. I love love your culture I love you calling him Hanks that's a dumb back tattoo on your shoulders yeah what if he had Hanks in old English on his back that would be

the wildest shit if he had a Hanks tattoo I might get Hanks tattooed on my head he takes his shit off it's just like memento you're like dog I didn't know you had it like that

yeah yeah yeah that's dope I've never seen Tom Hanks with a shirt oh yeah cast away dog shit that's alright I'm sorry guys

that's alright that's gonna be my first pick I knew you I almost said it we all looked up and down the filmography I almost said it is that your first pick that was gonna be my first so we'll just do it my first pick. I knew you, I almost said it up and down the filmography. I'm sure. I almost said your first pick.

That was going to be my first. So we'll just do it. My first pick is cast away. Oh, I, I love you. I don't agree with that. Yeah. I love cast away.

I love it. Yeah. I didn't want anyone to take it. Uh, I know it's not the best and I'll pick another one that, that I like, uh, maybe better after that,

but it's your favorite Tom Hanks movie. It's so good. I really love cast away. I can't do it. Maybe it's just me. The struggle of what that would go ahead. No, I was,

I was just going to say, it's not my favorite, but the fact that I did cry when that fucking volleyball, I'm saying Tom Hanks did that. I just got goosebumps. I seriously just got goosebumps when you said that. So there's two things in that movie that really, that really drive it home for me.

One of them is when Wilson gets away and you're like, that's what he's built a relationship with is this fucking volleyball. So that would happen. That would happen. Like you've had that thing the whole time. And then when he's on the raft and that whale comes up, that's just like, holy buckets.

I mean, you'd feel like, well, fuck it. I saw that when he had to get one of his teeth out and he used that, that, uh, the skate, the ice skate and the rock. Oh man.

I don't really remember that movie. Yeah. He like had, it was like before he even got on that flight, it was like, you know, whatever. Wait, he did that in the real world? No, no, no, no. He was supposed to go to the dentist.

He was supposed to go to the dentist to get like a cavity out, but then he gets on that island and it's like he can't even eat. It's abscess. His tooth abscessed, so it swells up. So he has to take it out. You can see it. It gets infected, just like an abscessed tooth, and there's no getting around it.

You have to take it out. Otherwise, I think you probably end up dying. Like it goes into your body. You'd probably go septic or some shit. But I'm a doc dabble in doctor i dabble in doctor i dabble in doctor i had to stop myself because i said are you a doctor i dabble i dabble i said septic like i had any idea what the fuck that means and i was like

yeah i dabble in doctors. So funny. Anyways, he fucking knocks his shit out with a skate. And also, so when he... Go ahead. No, I'm just like defending you. It's not... I don't think his best movie, but the performance is amazing.

Wasn't he up for... I'm going to shoot from the hip though and tell you, I don't think I remember it at all you need to watch it I think I need to go back and watch it we can knock it out right after this if you want here's the one thing I never quite

understood there had to be who was filming it what was the symbolism of the angel wings I think like they were she was going to save him or something. You're talking about that package. Well, yeah.

But then he like at the end of the movie, right? He like drives out to go to her house. It's got the angel wings on her mailbox or some shit. I don't know. I think it's just like what he was, what the plan was there. Guardian angel. And I think he ended up with that woman. I'd say that's kind of what I want to see cast away after this.

He didn't end up with Helen Hunt? No, because she was married, remember? And that's another thing, because when he comes back, it's been years. So he goes to their house. She's married to the dentist, who is his dentist.

And he goes in, it's raining, and everyone's asleep, and they have some small talk, and he's like, all right, well, peace. And then he leaves. I'm almost crying. And then he backs up, and she comes running out,

and then they kiss, and you're just like, because he can't fuck up someone else's entire life. He's not that selfish and he's such a good person in that movie. It's weird how

I have more goosebumps than I've ever had. I think you're just cold. No. My heart's cold blooded, playboy. He seems to take roles that have like

the same moral compass. Yeah. Almost all of these characters. Like that's just a Tom Hanks attribute where it's like, yeah, I know we had our thing, but like I did get the shit into the stick being stuck on an Island, but I guess you moved on and I got to respect that.

Yeah. I can't think of him ever playing a bad guy. Well, we will get it. Well, we'll get it. I mean, yeah,

but it seems like he picks those roles where like, that seems congruent. Like Adam Sandler. Well, we'll get it. I mean, yeah. But it seems like he picks those roles. We're like, that seems congruent. Like Adam Sandler. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. A lot. Not a lot of people have been comparing Hanks and Sandler like they should.

Well, I mean, I take the big swings. Bosom buddies laid the groundwork for. Yeah. What was the one where he plays the brothers, Jack and Jill? Oh, yeah. That was was weird. I thought that was a joke. Fucking God.

I think it tried to be. Tom Hanks has so many. Oh, yeah. So many fucking good. I'm going through like, I don't even know what to do. Pull the trigger, baby. Yeah. Next.

Your second pick. My second pick. This is hard, dude. Ian's going to be mad at us, I bet, for doing second pick this is hard dude Ian's gonna be mad at us I bet for doing this this is hard Apollo 13 I'm gonna pick

damn good call that's a good one that movie you kind of shook your head I pointed Zach you kind of not in no no

I love Apollo 13 no no no it's just another one of those like it's an ensemble cast and I like those movies he's done a ton of them that we'll talk about

they just take you on like a fucking journey. And it's like, what? You love those guys. I do. And you love his wife at home. And you're just like, oh, you love those guys in that movie. Yeah.

And it was a true story. Yeah. They really went to space. And that feeling that if you ask most of the people in South Dakota, they didn't. Are you serious? No. But I got a buddy. I got a buddy. Well, Jam a buddy. I got a buddy.

Well, Jamel even. I got a buddy who's a moon, a moon denier or whatever you want to call it. A moon truther? A moon truther. He doesn't believe in the moon. Yeah, the moon's not real. Yeah, what the fuck did we land on? I'm not seeing anything.

All I'm saying is who's ever seen it in real life? Who's ever touched it, bro? Where they just have to go by the moon and he's just looking at it and he's just like right there and we just can't do anything and ed harris with that fucking vest the whole movie i love it that noise kevin bacon remember that noise when he finds out he's gonna be the guy on the thing and he gets out of the shower he's like or like something wild like that because he's just like this swinging playboy bachelor dude

yeah is he the one who was doing the thing with the beer bottle and the glass being all dirty yeah to the kids

or was he doing it to a girl no he wasn't doing it to a girl I thought he was doing it like it's kind of the thing of like

man what the fuck are you talking about yeah to the kids he was doing it to the grown woman at the barbecue it was appropriate it wasn't appropriate it at the barbecue. It was appropriate.

It wasn't appropriate. It wasn't appropriate. It was a little more appropriate. I remember thinking that was how cool guys hit on girls. That's how scummy astronauts do it. Yeah, what a dickhead. Dude, there are kids at this barbecue. You're back here.

Why is your beer bottle in your glass, Jake? I told you not to do that. Respect my house. What were we going to say? Oh, well, he played, Bacon played it really well where it's like that thing of like if you're the understudy or if you're a comic

and you're not on the show and you're like, ooh, I'm feeling free and blah, blah, blah. I'm feeling good. And then like, hey, you want to do a set and you immediately change. We're like, well, shit, now I got to think about my stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and then too, when they have Gary Sinise,

he's got such a killer part in there. When he comes in and he's like, well, give me everything they have. He's like, they don't have this flashlight up there. Give me the shit they have. We're going to figure out how to solve this. And he's just like in the lab. Oh, yeah.

That shit is because he got left out. So cool. He had measles. So he got sick and they're like, I just watched it like four days ago. And he didn't get sick, right? I want to rewatch it now. No, they go,

you can't go up, you're going to get the measles. And he's in the office and he's like, what? And they're like, we can't risk it. And he goes,

I guarantee I'm not going to get the fucking measles. Then he doesn't get the measles, of course. But that saves him anyway. Yeah, he saves him anyways. Ed Harris kills it. Paxton kills it.

Such a great cast. Such a great cast. They all look really cool. Yeah. They all look cool as hell. Well, they're all young and fit. Like, you know, they're just all look. I remember getting that movie on Christmas and being like, whoa, this space, like all

the space stuff looked really real. You know, like up until that point, we really didn't have a space movie like that. Yeah. Is that the movie where he released the pee? Well, they did the... It wasn't pee, but I remember one of them squirted liquid and they were like floating around.

No, but remember like he peed and he like let's it out. Released it out into space. That might be a different movie. I do know there's a part in there where they get worried about the, uh, what is it?

P O two from shit that comes out like the carbon dioxide or I don't know what it is, but you didn't cover this in doctor. By the time I said, I was like, kick rocks, ducks. I don't know.

Something with poop. Uh, you get, it, uh, it gets in the, it infects the oxygen or something. So they were worried about that.

It fouls up the air. If that's what you're talking about. I just basically took the long way to say poop stinks. That's what they say in Sierra Leone. Instead of fart, they say you fouled the air. You fouled the air. What a nice way to say it.

Yeah. All right. Well, Apollo 13, that is my second pick. Great pick. That's great. Now let's go back.

It's already getting hard. Yep. Yeah. Also, I have a shit's go back. It's already getting hard. Yep. Yeah. Also, I have a shit spot in this. Well, you're up. You should have won. Oh, am I up? Yeah, because it's a serpent.

Oh, okay, good. Oh, fuck. All right. So you'll go and then you get to go again before I do, because then it'll be Zach, David, David, Zach, and then back at you. Okay, okay. I'm going to go with

The Green Mile. Oh, shit. I think that's my mom's favorite movie. It's so good. It's so good. Yeah. When it was on VHS, it was one of those ones where you came in two tapes. Yeah, it was long. That dude,

that movie made me feel so much love. Michael Thomas Duncan? Michael Thomas Duncan? Michael Clark Duncan. What's the shithead's name, though? Percy? Percy. That was the first time in a movie where I'm like,

that guy crawled under my skin so hard. Now, Sam Rockwell was the crazy dude at his jail. He was like Millie. Percy pissed his pants. Yeah. But yeah, Percy's the guy that killed the mouse. When he kills that dude, he doesn't soak the sponge. Oh, man.

He just sets on fire yeah and i always remember the way he says it half wall delacroix yeah electricity shall now pass through your body until you are dead that's good um yeah i cried like i don't know four times in that that shit is like yeah so good remember the first time he saves him the jock, Hanks thinks he's gonna smooch him. Yeah. Remember? Cause he grabs his, he grabs his and then the light. I could never figure out what was wrong

with Hanks. Like I know it was something He had a urinary tract infection. That was a UTI, is that what that was? Yeah, he says it. Piss and razor blade. I don't even know what. Which is the worst description. When he said that I was like, uh, I get it. Yeah, even as a kid I didn't like hearing it. But yeah worst description when he said that I was like I get it even as a kid I didn't like hearing it

but yeah it was a UTI I think yeah it was a UTI you couldn't just go to the doctor not back then you couldn't just go get it so if you had one you were just like screwed

I got the feeling that he had been in it and been persistent right or also he was like proud like he didn't want to right when he gets rid of it

and just goes home and he's like let's fuck it's so funny he just grabs her he grabs her on the waist and she's like let's fuck it's so funny he grabs her on the waist and she's like and I love Bonnie Hunt she's great she's so good and I'm just like

that movie is so it takes place in a jail and you still end it feeling uplifted not Michael Clarke Duncan butunk but the big guard. I always liked that guy. Oh yeah, the tall guy.

I know who you're talking about. And then also the warden. I like that guy and things. They're like such good character actors. The scene where they go to James Cromwell's house.

I don't know who James Cromwell is. He's the guy whose wife is sick. I don't know if he's like. Yeah, that's who I'm talking about. The warden. He's the warden.

James Cromwell, yeah. And they go and like fix his wife basically. He takes her pants out. Off his deathbed. Yeah. And they go and like fix his wife basically. He picks her cancer out. Man. Yeah. Which is, I like that also that they don't really explain what he is.

Right. Or like how he could do, like they don't really explain it. And I kind of like that. Although I never read the book. Did you guys read the book? I don't, I don't read books. I think it was like, he was supposed to be a Jesus allegory. John Coffey, JC.

It was like a bunch of bad stuff.. John Coffey, J.C. There was a bunch of bad stuff. Look at the big red on red over here. I like that. That's like the legend of Bagger Vance is based on the Bhagavad Gita. Oh, okay. You mean that Will Smith documentary? I thought that's just what he was into. That's not the same documentary where he saved earth from aliens is it

this is the one where he taught matt damon how to golf again yeah that movie really touched my heart i watched it recently like a month or two ago and i was just like damn it holds up i mean all his movies hold up. And when they find out what actually happened to those little girls, that's the gnarly. Oh, yeah. Sam Rockwell did it, right? Yeah. That is so

much Moon Pies, man. Gary Sinise is in that, too. They're besties, I guess. Oh, that's right, because he talks to him about the dog that he had to put down, huh? That's right. Yeah. And I was just like, you know, you get to a point and he's curing everybody and they love him and then they still have to kill him. Man.

And there's no way out of it. Right. Well, then the very, very end where it's like, Hank's still alive in that retirement home. And then he goes out into the woods in that shed and the mouse is still there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. And so that's what I, that movie is like, so I guess his punishment for killing John Coffey is like, he has to live forever.

Oh yeah. I think there is something like that. Like he talks about, cause he took away this magical gift to the world and he killed the angel of God or something like that. And like, he's telling that his friend, the old woman, he's like, Oh yeah,

I've seen all my friends die. Everybody I love. And I'm here. Man. And I'm like, Oh, I wouldn't want to live. Oh,

that sounds terrible. You're going to meet new people. Right. That's something. Too many friends. I feel like we're all roughly the same age. Cause when you're a kid, you're like,

Oh, I don't ever want to die. But then you get older and you're a kid, you're like, I don't ever want to die. But then you get older and you're like, I'll be done at some point. I'm with my friends. That's okay with me. Yeah, I'm not tripping. Yeah, that's a fantastic, fantastic.

God. Tear jerker. This dude has had some bangers. The green water. Zacula. Count. Zacula, it is time for your second pick. Oh man, there is so much.

Just over an hour into this. We got to put the burgers on. Yeah, we're done. Zacula. Count. Zacula, it is time for your second pick. Oh, man, there is so much. We are just over an hour into this. We got to put the birds on it. Yeah, we're done. I know. No, there's never a rush, but it's just funny looking like we've made one pick each. Yeah. Man, there's so much left on the board. I'm going to have to pick.

Oh, boy. It's getting hard. I'm going to go Catch Me If You Can. I love Catch Me If You Can. Yeah, I do. I love that movie. That movie where he tries to take down frank abagnale jr yes well first of all so that was one of the few books i read in high school was the frank abagnale we've talked about it right his autobiography i think we must have because that's something i would ask i think

that's what is the movie is based on and in that he talks about all these like scams he even had as a teenager was great. But that movie I love because Hanks is basically the man in that trying to catch him. But also, like I said, has that weird moral compass where he's like, he's not trying to kill this dude or like anything.

Yeah. And he's trying to, they do have that relationship that they talk to each other and that like the end scene when, when he catches him in France. He's like, we're surrounded you. There's nowhere to go. And he's like, do you swear to me that there's like cops? And he was like, yes.

And they come outside and then there's no one. And you're like, damn, he lied to him. And then all the cops show up and are really like. Yeah. Like he wasn't. He's like, I'm. Yeah. He was like, I know I really was like,

yeah, that whole thing. You enjoy like had a talk on Christmas. Yes. That was weird. Yeah. Carl Hanratty. Yeah.

There's a, a young, what did you call me? You don't call me Hanratty in my own house. First of all, it's called being sexually free. I mean, Carl Hanratty came to the party. David's being real Hanratty right now.

Right before you go to the moon, you're going to be all Hanratty on the beer bottle. He has a Boston accent in that movie too. And gosh, what was I? Decaps? No. Fuck, man. Who was I trying to?

Oh, young Amy Adams in that movie. Yeah? Young Amy Adams. Oh, that's right. She's the candy striper. And Jennifer Garner. Jennifer Garner. She's the lady of the night.

She's the first person he sleeps with who turns out to be like an escort. That's true. Because she's like, it's so buck where, because he's like, well, I don't have, I just have a check for two grand. She's like, well, I'll just give you 700 bucks. So she gave him 700 bucks to fuck him. It was so crazy. Shout out to Amy Adams.

I just found out she's from Castle Rock. Oh, really? It's like 12 miles from Elizabeth. Oh, nice. Maybe you guys got in some of the same fights in high school. I hope not. That's all I'm going to say about that about that but yeah Hanksman in that movie and I also really loved

the father son dynamic of DiCaprio and Christopher Walken God his dad was great when he went to that suit store and he was like we can't give you a suit and he's like oh you must have dropped this he just drops that necklace he's like must have slipped right off

your neck yeah i know but then and then at the end they like say that he like went on to work for the fbi and he's fine it worked out good yeah so that means he got his cake in to eat it too right he got to travel i mean i just want to steal shit and then be absolved of it as well. I haven't read the book. How much of that is true? It's pretty true. Oh yeah. It's all true.

Even like the details of like, that's how he got those checks was he would buy those model planes and then take the stickers off, put them on the checks. And that's like the beginning of the sixties where it was like, no one really knew what, well, checks were new.

Those checks were new those checks were new I thought about that when I was in high school like I could just write I could just make checks that was like most of his whole thing was like if anything is on like just getting started that's when you can like scheme the most

there's no regulations with those ATM machines you know when you jam in that debit card. And Terminator 2. Well, don't talk about other Tom Hanks movies. What if Tom Hanks was the Terminator? Tom 2. Tom 2.

Tom to die. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, man. Catch me if you can. Fantastic. David, it is time for your second and third pick as it is a Serpentine Draft.

My second pick, I'm just going to start talking about it. You guys know it. Mama said they was my magic legs. I can't believe that I can't believe that got to here. I was running. I was running. I think you need to come back to Greenbow, Alabama.

That movie is just like all heart, all heart, top to bottom. It's just so sweet. The slow-mo where the braces are just blasting off his neck. That shit wasn't, Ron Forrest, Ron.

Everybody said that. Yeah. The whole country was collectively yelling that all the time. I bet you there's a rap song named that somewhere in the credits. He says it in Ha by Juvenile. When you're running in the no-ya and your partner got the gun,

you better run, Forrest, run, Forrest, run. Well, I wish I was a little bit taller. That's like he was just dressed up as Forrest Gump. That movie was like, it's so good. It's iconic. Yeah, his mom was so fucking down for him. Jenny wasn't. And he still was like, nah, that's my heart.

It's what it wants, man. I mean, you know. And then she just fucked him and left. I was like, damn. But she gave him a kid. But she gave him a kid. And neither one of them. Which in other circumstances, people would usually be pissed about that situation.

Neither one of them got the bug, which is nice. AIDS. The part that makes me laugh so hard is when he's on the ship and then Lieutenant Dan finally comes to join him as first mate and he just jumps off the ship. As the ship's going, it just crashed straight into

the dock. Damn, dude, that's like the kind of friend you would where you see a friend who just jumps out of his car? David! Likes a wreck. What are you doing? My boy Micah's favorite line

when he gets in the fight at the party, he goes, sorry, I had a fight at your Black Panther party. Yeah. I love people that call it having a fight because they're like, that's the kind of person that says, let's have a fight. They don't get Cause they're like, that's the kind of person that says, let's have a fight.

They don't get, they're like, this is just part of the day. Stop on the block. We're just going to have a fight. This is when we have the fight. Yeah. Oh,

there's so many good scenes. Magic legs. Also, I feel like most of his movies hug the three hour mark. Yeah. That movie is. Well, that's another one.

He's a marathon actor, you know? Yes. Also always wearing blue shirts. Yeah. That movie is. Well, that's another one. He's a marathon actor, you know? Yes. Also, always wearing blue shirts. Yeah. That whole movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what that means, but yeah. And that was like, I guess there's been maybe some other movies that did it, but that was the first one that seemed to do it pretty seamlessly, like putting someone in these historical moments. It wasn't corny. It wasn't. You liked it because you kept seeing who else is going to be in this.

When I was a kid, I didn't realize that he was the one that founded Apple. I didn't know who John Lennon was even. He's helping to imagine. I'm like oh okay you watch it when you're older like oh he did a whole bunch I pretty much only got the smiley face thing as a kid

me too I was like yeah that was the farthest fetched one where it's like alright yeah the ping pong scenes were dope yeah those were crazy yeah man I do love when the guy he goes you just stepped in shit he goes it you just stepped in shit. He goes, it happens. What? Shit? Sometimes. Yeah.

Oh, man. And then that was born. Yeah. It was a bumper sticker in that truck. It's hit, I think. Yeah, yeah. These cars just smoke each other. It just, how beautiful was it that he just went running for a while? Yeah, dude. And then he just stopped

for a minute. Yeah, and then he's just like, I yeah and then he's just like i'm done now yeah and all these followers were like oh yeah guess i'll go back to working at ibm right kind of wish i didn't you know i didn't pay rent for this right and it's funny that sally field was his mom because they're like the same age yeah they were in a movie together yeah man that man when his mom humped're like the same age. Yeah. They were in a movie together. Man, when his mom humped that guy to get him into school, you're just like, she loves him, dude. Your mama sure does care about your schooling.

That guy is such a fucking scumbag. When he sits on his desk with the handkerchief. There's no AC. They didn't have AC. He sits on that desk. He goes, Mr. Gump, Mr. Gump, Ms. Gump. He's like, you fucking scumbag.

Put her away. And also like, just like his mom held him down in a way that like, he didn't really feel bad. The only time in the whole movie he ever seemed to feel bad about being stupid. Like really the only time he even acknowledged it heavily was when he asked if the kid was stupid. Remember? Yeah. He goes, is he? And she goes, top of his class. And then when she, the only time he even acknowledged it heavily was when he asked if the kid was stupid remember he goes is he and she goes

top of his class and then when she oh man it made me like a cry hiccup yeah under the tree when he's talking to her and he goes he's just so smart Danny that part almost got me right now I could honestly

that movie was so good it's so good I'm not kidding my arm looks like a topography man when he comes back like the fishing business goes crazy

and then it's just showing Bubba's family throughout the years oh man and when they have services and they have services I was like

fuck yeah Bubba's mom never served anybody ever again or something god damn it man that movie it's wildly good like that it's so good wildly good served anybody ever again. God damn it, man. That movie.

It's wildly good. It won Best Picture, right? Oh, yeah. He got Best Actor? Yeah. I'm like, it better. I know it bums me out when I look back and I'm like, what do you mean that didn't win? I've seen it a million times. It was so good. That's a great pick.

Forrest Gump, now what do we got? Third pick. I think just because I want to take it because I think somebody else might take it. No, Castaway is gone. Shit. I am going to take

fucking Philadelphia, man. I was going to do that one. That was like, I saw that movie really young. It was like one of the, it was one of the first times I got like a deep movie. You know what I mean? I watched it and really, really got it. Oh, this is serious. And Denzel.

And Denzel. Have they ever worked together besides that? I don't think so. I don't think so. No. That was a great pair. It's just, it's so good. And Tom Hanks is just like, he's just so like noble.

Who's his dude? Antonio Banderas? Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, like when he's like in front of the court, just cry. He just, oh man, it's another one of those movies. That was when it was like a death sentence too, to have HIV. Like there was just nothing you could do

and that is I've recently gotten into how gotten into how scary AIDS was and it fucks me up dude it was the like you just didn't know what it was and you could just get that shit maybe this will turn into a different podcast we keep talking about that but I think there's been I think they've had that medication

for a very long time you never cease to amaze me. I do. I think there's been medication for it for way longer than people have been getting it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean,

I could see that. You're not going to, it's not expensive. It's just fucking crazy how expensive it is. You're not going to convince me. It's not hard to convince me that people are doing bad to us. I'm not a tough sell I'm on your side David's shaking me right now we both have

our shirts off listen I believe you but yeah Philadelphia but the way that Denzel changes over that movie to where he's like I don't want this dude come in here and like, make it look like it shows all the point of view shots of him watching him touch stuff in his office.

Yeah. And then go to the end where he shows up to his, his like visitation. Uh huh. That end of that movie will cry. Cause it goes right into the home videos that they're watching at the, Oh man. And I guess those were real like Tom Hanks

home videos. That's crazy. And that was Oscar winning too? Had to. I imagine they had to have Oscar winning. For both those guys too, I feel like, because let me double check and see what year it was. They should have gotten like co-best actors.

For both of them was like, I feel like it was like a big like we're in the game now. We are like Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington are fucking movie stars. There's not a funny line in this movie. Yeah.

Hanks for sure started just doing comedies. Yeah. Wacky, goofy shit. Right. I think Denzel had already done Malcolm X though. Wacky, goofy shit. You know, Green Mile. So and so.

I love him. Cheering up my Sundays. Yeah, he's the best, man. But yeah, so Philadelphia is my second pick. That's your third pick. That's great. Word, that's fantastic. I'm insanely jealous.

That's a great pick. Zach, what do we got? This is where it's starting to get hard for me now. Third pick. Now it's getting third pick. That's great. Word, that's fantastic. I'm insanely jealous. That's a great pick. Zach, what do we got? This is where it's starting to get hard for me, man. Third pick. Now it's getting dicey. Yeah, we're getting dicey. And it's also just going, I'm going to go The Terminal. Oh.

I love The Terminal. Now you've just made a mockery of this whole thing. What? This is so bad. What? That's a bad movie. That's a bad movie. That's a bad movie? No way.

You like it? What do you not like about it? I just watched it recently. And I was just, one, it was just like, what? He's stuck in there for so long. And then it just like

I'm just like I'm sorry especially everything going on now with immigration I just don't think it'd go down like that it's tricky now definitely it feels like the plot was it was like backwards engineered where it's

like how can we have a movie about someone stuck somewhere I liked it because I do like movies where people are stuck in one It was like backwards engineered where it's like, how can we have a movie about someone stuck somewhere? Right. Uh, I liked it because I do like movies where people are stuck in one. Like, I mean, I think that's why a lot of people like zombie movies.

I know it's not the same thing, but being in like one location, you're all in the mall, you're stuck there. But I also, yeah, there's something I do like about that. And like, um,

yeah. And then I guess, you know, he was from that made-up country that didn't exist so there's like a time where he couldn't come in or whatever right but i just like that he was like all right i'm not gonna let this like stop me or make me like he just existed in that airport and then made all those friends i haven't seen it in a long time. What's the timeline in the terminal? How long is he in there? A couple months, I think.

Yeah. Again, great cast. Yeah. Tucci. Who else is in it? Stanley Tucci. He's up in there. He's the bad guy. He's like the head of the airport or the security. Yeah, like customs or something. And they try to get him

to leave a bunch of times because they're like oh once we just want him out of here right and he won't do it it's like that same thing where he has this character has like this moral code of like they tell him he can't do it so he's just like all right well i'll just stay around well i think it was like for me there was like little things like the date with katherine zetaJones, I was like, what is going on? It's clearly a green screen. You're pretty familiar with the Terminal. I watched it recently.

Oh, okay. Where I was like, why are they green screening a date? Yeah. that's a romance that you're like, Oh, is she just supposed to highlight how much like more of a person or adult he is compared to her? I guess she's all like, I don't know if I should be with this guy.

It was hard for me to follow. So he sold Donna's in that. I, she gets, she's the custom. Yeah. He sets the custom girl and like one of the maintenance dudes up. They get married.

When I busted my foot once, my grandma, bless her soul, she brought me two movies, Windtalkers and The Terminal. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? That's a very interesting two movies. I watched them both.

They were probably like at a dollar bin at Goodwill, but I just took some biking and I was like, let's see what Windtalkers and The Terminal do for me. So you like The Terminal? Because of that. I liked it a dollar, been a goodwill, but I just took some biking and I was like, let's see what wind talkers in the terminal do for me. So you like the terminal? Because of that. I liked it anyways. And like the end of it,

the whole reason he stayed there. You've seen it. But this is about to leave. Yeah, I barely remember it. Yeah. Well then you're on my team then. Well, you said that about Castaway and then the more we talked about it,

you're like, oh, I should see this movie. That's true, but I was in the bathroom for most of the time. Okay. But the whole reason he was, well, you're like, oh, I should see this. That's true. But I was in the bathroom for most of the time. But the whole reason he was in the terminal wasn't that he wanted to come to America to like live or stay or whatever. Right.

It was that he, his dad was like a huge jazz fan and like the last surviving member of his favorite. I'm a little more with you than these two. That was a huge jazz fan. I don't relate to anything about that sentence. What about the dude playing piano at the airport or something, you know? Maybe that's jazz.

I don't know. Is that the music that you think I like? No, I saw the Suge Knight documentary playing when we walked in. Did you play on the piano at the Portland Airport? That's the music you think I'm listening to? I saw the Suge Knight documentary playing when I walked in. I know what you listened to.

Acid jazz and jazz. I mean, I'll take acid. I'm sorry. I'm in I didn't mean to shit on your choice But No it's fine We'll see what you got

But I did But I did That's alright That's alright It's you know Let's see what this pick is Alright let's hear round three What do we got

Toy Story Yeah Part one Oh part one Oh okay Alright Yeah Just part one.

Yeah. Toy Story. The roots are up for grabs. First Pixar movie, right? God, it was. Yeah. That was where they figured it out. That's so crazy to think about.

Emily blew my doors off the first time I saw it. I was like, this shit is great. It was hilarious. And Randy Newman on the track? Yeah. You got a friend in me. Wait, ladies and gentlemen, not Randy Newman in David's living got a friend in me wait ladies and gentlemen not Randy Newman in David's living room

truck people got whoa oh you don't think I've sat on this couch when no one was here doing that weird little hands yeah that movie that movie was great I love it to this day

are you a buzz or a Woody? Oh, no. I think I'm... I like that. No. No, neither. I'm the T-Rex. Okay.

I'm just like... Is that one inconceivable? Is the T-Rex Cliff Clavin or is that the potato? No, no. The T-Rex is... I can't think of what his name is, but he's in Clueless.

He's the teacher in Clueless. Yeah. Inconceivable. Inconceivable. Inconceivable. Shaw? Man, you're good at that stuff. I wouldn't know that name if it kissed me on the mouth.

I think I'm Mr. Potato Head. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah, Cliff Clavin's Mr. Potato Head. Oh, that's who you think you are? No, Don Rickles is Mr. Potato Head. Who the fuck is Cliff Clavin? Cliff Clavin. I thought he's Hammy. Oh, Ham. Ham. Yeah, that's who you think you are? No, Don Rickles is Mr. Potato Head. Who the fuck is Cliff Clavin? Cliff Clavin. I thought he's

Hammy. Oh, Ham. Ham. Yeah, he's the Ham. He's the piggy bank. Oh, he's good too. I thought he was Hammy. Um, yeah. It's just so fun. The mean kid next door. Sid.

Sid's dad beat him up, right? Oh, yeah. Didn't Sid have those fucked up doll toys? Is that what he like? Sid and like when they go to that you beat him up right oh yeah didn't Sid have those fucked up doll toys is that what he like the ripped off baby heads Sid got cigarettes

put out on him yeah you know one thing I still remember from that movie is the truck says yo on it the Toyota

every time I see a Toyota anything that says Toyota that's the first thing I think about like yo it says yo

right in the middle I could have pointed that out to people like you know it says yo right in the middle it kind of got the future of like pizza places where it had like I think about. Like, yo, it says yo right in the middle. I could have pointed that out to people. You know, it says yo right in the middle. It kind of got the future of like pizza places where it had like

the pizza party. The rocket ship. Oh, like Chuck E. Cheese. But those are huge now. Yeah. You know. Case closed. Fight me about it. We'll go outside right now. Me and Big Discount out there.

Just fucking throwing hands. I'm full price. He's half discount. Full price and Big Discount out there. Officer, get down here quick. Full price and Big Discount are beefing. We got to open a bar, Zach. You flip a coin.

How much is that beer going to cost? Well, flip this fucking coin and find out. I like full price. It's actually just up in the corner like a gargoyle. It might be full price, you know. Let's hope for you it's a big discount night. You don't want full price over here. We'll fuck you up.

Just chewing on glass. With tax. With tax. Tax is your little cat. Oh my God. Tax is your kitty cat like Dr. Evil. Full price for tax. Tax is your little cat. Oh my God. Tax is your kitty cat like Dr. Evil. Full price for tax. Oh man.

Hell yeah. Yeah. I'm certainly in Toy Story. Fantastic. Fantastic third pick. And now I'm going to go for my third and fourth pick. As it is. As it is.

Serpentine Draft. Serpentine Draft. Serpentine Draft. My third pick, and I can't believe this made it this far, honestly, but it's going to be Sleepless in Seattle. And you guys are out of your goddamn minds if you want to say anything bad about that movie. That movie is perfect. It's truthfully been so long since I've seen it.

I don't even remember. I haven't seen it in a while either. I don't remember it. What is it like for Correspond? It's like- It's on a radio. It's You Got Mail 1. I think it's Delilah. It's You Got Mail 1, right?

I think it's Delilah. It's You Got Mail 1. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's, so she, it's this nighttime radio show where people call it kind of like a love line,

kind of, but they're not talking about like syphilis and stuff. They're talking about like relationship problems. Oh, Delilah. What's Delilah? Delilah.

Delilah. I think it actually is Delilah in the movie. Oh, is it really her? Yeah, I don't know. She was just like a nationwide, she would do like, I mean, you strike me as a Delilah guy I think it actually is Delilah. Oh, is it really her? Yeah. You didn't listen? She was just like a nationwide. She would do like- You just strike me as a Delilah guy.

Yeah. Relationship advice. Yeah, they'd call her, and then people would dedicate songs to Delilah. Like soft rock. She'd play soft rock. So basically, Hank's wife passes, and then he's raising his kid,

and he just doesn't know what to do. He's got to get back into dating, and so that's the gist of it. He doesn't have to. So his kid calls into just like doesn't know what to do. He's got to get back into dating. And so, you know, that's the gist of it. So he calls in or his kid calls into the radio show and he's explaining like what my dad's, you know, what's happening to my dad. And she ends up dubbing it sleepless in Seattle because he's in Seattle. So that's just his name for the show.

And he's like an architect or something. He moves from those 90s movies. All those guys everyone's a fucking architect. I've never met an architect thank you but they were all architects seriously it's so funny he's like yeah he has a real job but he's kind of creative yeah i also don't even know what it act like i don't know what it entails yeah like do you actually build it or do you just sketch it and go build it yeah i think it's that

one i think it's draw one. I think it's draw and then somebody makes it. It's always like with a lot of those little sticks like we did in tech ed in high school. Those tiny little sticks. Are you talking about a compass? Those tiny little sticks that you cut with like a box cutter. Little like popsicle sticks

but not. They're like made to build things to scale. Well, they're like square and you, you like make model bridges with them and shit. Oh, okay. We did in South Dakota. Popsicle sticks though.

Oh, I grew up in apartments. We can afford it. It'd be fun to be the popsicle stick. My mom bought the popsicles without the sticks to save money. That's a lot cheaper. Oh, you want to stick in your popsicle? Why don't I just send you to that fancy private school across town?

She melted down the juice to sell to the market again. Oh, look at that kid with a popsicle stick. Have fun at Cranbrook. Yeah, man, Sleepless in Seattle is dope. And the pole man delivers an amazing performance in that movie. What did you just say? Bill Pullman, dude, the pole man. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said the pole man. Sleepless in Seattle is dope. And the pole man delivers an amazing performance in that movie. What did you just say? Bill Pullman, dude. The pole man.

Yeah. Oh, I thought you said the pole man. The pole man. Oh, yeah. You didn't know that? Tom Hanks got a screaming hog. Yeah, I thought you were talking about your sexual prowess. No, man.

Tommy's swinging a big stick. The pole man delivered the payload. Laura, I got a delivery. The pole man's here. It sounds so awful when you's here. It sounds so awful. That sounds crazy. Yeah, Sleepless in Seattle. Pullman's at the door.

It's kind of got the, what is that where Cary Grant ends up on the rooftop in, Empire State Building, right? Yeah, but what's that movie with Cary Grant? Where the girl gets in a bike accident and she can't meet him up there. It's kind of like that, but she meets him. Yeah, because it's like,

they referenced that, right? Like, that's why they were meeting up there. It's kind of like that, but she meets him. Yeah, because it's like they referenced that, right? That's why they were meeting up there. I think it's Cary Grant. Anyway, it's just a dope movie. Everybody ends up, because that, you know, just single parent stuff, I always identify with that. So I love that in a movie, like when it works out. So Sleepless in Seattle, absolutely amazing.

Fantastic pick. How do they, and it's all through the radio that's it yeah okay they just meet on the top of the building

and the kid hooks up a lot of it right so Jonah hooks up most of it in the sake of time we will go with my fourth pick

and it's a pretty buck but it's gonna be Saving Private Ryan obviously that movie is yeah it's so good that's a great one it is

and another one it's like so good past that opening scene yes I feel like people that's a great one it is and another one it's like so good past that opening scene like I feel like people that's like what everybody talks about so much but it's like

it's just a really great movie yeah dude that scene with Adam Goldberg when he gets killed that is one of the most chilling scenes in a movie

where he's just like no no no no no and it's real you're like that's what I'd be doing I'd be like trying to reason with this person

I know the conversations like between all the soldiers felt pretty lived in like there's that scene i remember where they're in the church or something and i think it's giovanni rabisi is talking about like when his mom would come home and he would like she would go to check on him and he would pretend to be asleep and he was just like talking about that and he's like i don't even know why i did that like i wish i would have spent that time with my mom now and then when he dies and he's just laying there he's going mama yeah yeah oh my god dude man hanks is i mean how many oscars does he have i we should check out because

i'm like they all see they're all oscar movies. That movie. And there's that, uh, that, that story that Matt Damon has towards the end about watching that girl get dressed or whatever. All improvised. He made the whole thing up. Yeah. That wasn't in the script. He just improvised that whole story. Oh, with the barn and like the barn catching on fire.

Yeah. When his brother, they caught his brother with a girl or something. And yeah, that whole story is made up on the spot. Did Tom Hanks direct that too? Steven Spielberg directed that, I think. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so, Hanks just like that opening scene. He's the perfect leader. Yeah Spielberg. Yeah. But it's so,

it's just like that opening scene leader. Yeah. And like the whole thing about how they don't find out his background until like the very end. Yeah. Like that he was a school teacher or whatever. And just like, also just like that moral compass you were talking about,

or he's just like, yeah, we have to find private. That's what we're doing right exactly like it would be so much easier to not you know what was like doing if we can do one right thing yeah like does it the cast

seriously reads the letter from Abraham Lincoln in the beginning I'm like that's cool like it's cool to think that he's a letter from Abraham like oh shit Vin Diesel is the one who gets hit with the sniper famous Puerto Rican Vin Diesel yeah Vin Diesel that's how Hank's Lincoln. Oh shit, Vin Diesel is. He's the one who gets hit with the sniper. Famous Puerto Rican Vin Diesel. Yeah, Vin Diesel. That's how Hanks got him in there because of that.

It was the Puerto Rico connection. They're related. Ted Danson, Vin Diesel, Eddie, what's his name? Eddie Burns. Eddie Burns. Tom Sizemore. Tom Sizemore. Giovanni Ribisi.

Barry Pepper is up in that movie. Matt Damon. It's full of fucking people. I've just recently come around on Ribisi's a goat, man. Are there any women in that movie? I really enjoy his movies. He's really good. He's kind of a, isn't he a Scientologist, right? Yeah.

His sister's married to Beck. His sister is an actress. She was in Dazed and Confused. Did you hear that? That needs to shine a little bit. His sister is an actress. She was in Dazed and Confused. The red-headed afro girl. Did you hear that? That needs to shine a little bit. Shiavani?

Shiavani Ravisi. That needed its own... That's good. That might need an air horn, Marissa, if you got one. That's David's fourth pick. That's so funny. That was my swan song.

I'm not doing a podcast anymore. Oh, that was dope, dude. My hangover's totally worth it now because that somehow came out of it. There it is. I mean, that's another... I feel like all these movies are just like, well, they're on Sunday.

That's what's going on. I have a very specific memory of going to see that in the theaters with my dad and a bunch of his friends. And there were a lot of people of that generation and that they were bawling. Yeah. People were having flashbacks. Like,

well, look at it. Look at how real it is. Yeah. So many people have said that's the most realistic. Yeah. I feel like that one started the trend of like war movies. Hyper real. Yeah. Where it's like one started the trend of like war movies. Hyper real.

Yeah. Where it's like, Hey, don't show two people dying. Thousands of people died on that beach. Like when the, when the U-boats, when the doors drop and people just start getting smoked,

you're like, I bet that's what happened. And then you're like, man, old, old men just sent all these young men to die. And you know, obviously it was,

they had to, it was had to be stopped, but it's just like fuck that's where Sean goes out of the dip in they didn't even have to send them they could have just let it happen you might remember a good friend of mine once said freedom

isn't free yeah it cost a buck oh five didn't it wait what that's in the South Park song oh I was talking about the same guy who said these colors don't run. Okay. Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue. I love this bar.

David. I love this bar. Like he's having a stroke and just saying like. We'll put a boot in your ass. Oh no. A country boy can't survive. That song fucking rules. I'm like, are you okay? That song fucking, that song's dang. like we'll put a boot in your ass. Oh no. A country boy can't survive. That song fucking rules.

I'm like, are you okay? That song fucking, that song's dank. Yeah, man. Saving Private Ryan, just off the rack. That's a good one. A to B for Nerminal. So that is my fourth pick. Vanessa, if you would please. Splash.

Yeah. I was waiting for someone to go a little deeper in the crates. That's a good splash fucking rule. Splash was so dope when I watched it and I remember wanting to be a mermaid. Who didn't? Yeah. Because I'm like oh that'd be so cool and I'd like practice. Daryl Hannah?

She the mermaid? Yeah. That was his breakout like right? Probably. I think so. One of the early ones. I think that was Ron Howard's first movie. Man what a team. God. Yeah they made a team. God. Yeah, they made a bunch. Apollo 13. Yeah. Cast Away. I think Cast Away,

yeah. And yeah, like just her the way he found her, like she just like walks up and she's like naked or she doesn't he doesn't find her, but that scene where she's like walking on the beach naked. I'm like, you can't do that. Like I remember that fucked me up't do that. Like I remember that

fucked me up as a kid. Like she's just walking there naked and everyone's just like, oh my God. Like they're taking pictures of the Statue of Liberty. Oh yeah, that's right.

Yeah, it was the Statue of Liberty. God, that's sick. I haven't seen Splash in 20 years. When did they first see her? Is it like Cape, Cape Cod?

Right? She's like an East Coast mermaid, which you almost never... She'd be grimy if she was from the East Coast. A Cape Cod mermaid? She had a great... Her hair was bleached.

Crawled out of the East River, stabbed Fat Joe in the face with his jacket. She must have come from Greece or something, right? Or Norway? I never thought of that. She's not an American? That's not a Cape Cod mermaid. I guarantee you that.

I haven't seen it in so long, but do they have sex? Yeah, she gets legs, right? I think she gets legs. Before I go flying off too hard. He doesn't try to He's like, no, physically it could have been done

He doesn't Cause if she didn't have legs that's fine He doesn't just try to play God or anything She gets legs right Yeah She wasn't a fish the whole time You do the math in your head and you're like well How did you think she was walking on the beach naked

I didn't think that far ahead man That's fair Whenever they dry off right Right yeah and then she She was walking on the beach naked. I didn't think that far ahead, man. That's fair. I mean, she gets like, yeah. I mean, it's whenever they dry off, right? Right, yeah. And then when she's in the tub, her fin comes out. Right. That is correct.

Okay. She learns how to talk from watching TV in a department store. Yes, yeah. Which, that's the thing I loved in movies. Those scenes where people would walk by a department store and that's when they'd catch the news on like the 25 TVs. You're like, I've never, there's no tv stores that do that also everybody has a tv and there's radio and they're just gonna jack up their electricity for that store just like run 50 tvs every night honey that's so true you only that that's a category in its own

movies that do that yeah that only exist in movies yeah but oh yeah john candy were was his brother oh that's right and he did that that was the man i used to think that was so funny and then you're like oh that's creepy when he would when he'd throw change on the ground and then go pick it up and that's when he'd look up women's skirts yeah as a kid you're like oh and then you're like oh i don't know and that's when he'd look up women's skirts. Back as a kid you're like oh and then you're like oh. That's always been such an insane concept to me.

I like to think I'm an alright dude. Never in my life and I've done, I was a dick for a while not to women or anything but just I was a kid I was a dick never in my wildest dreams I was like I'm gonna go look up her dress. That just seems insane. That was like a thing, like especially like movies in like the fifties and stuff,

guys are always like, and the skirts were like this long. You had to work for it. It's a weird. You had to be under a sewer grate or something. Also that's it. Like it? He's just looking up skirts.

Down to like Pennywise? Yeah. That was a little subplot of that movie. Never made it as a wise man. Is that a pen name again? Pennywise. Is that not a Pennywise song?

That's a Pennywise clown from Stephen King. Oh, it's a nickel. Oh, I got my change mixed up. I love how you go. First of all, you thought I was bringing up Nickelback like that dude's the skirt looker.

Skirt looker upper. Never made it as a wise man. Oh my god. It makes a lot less sense now that you guys put it in perspective for me though. I thought it was a killer joke at the time. It was. It is a wrong joke. I was like, everybody's going to love this when I say it.

We were all like, what's happening to you I just was like why is David saying this I've never made it as a wise man that is a really weird thing to say out of context yeah I made it as a wise man I'm used to doing that song lyrics but you just say them in the tone of voice that you

talk so people are like oh I thought I was singing that like the song whoa that scared me more because i thought i was singing how does how does zach think i talk that's how zach hears you all the time yeah that's what david sounds like i think david's getting up i can hear him. He's like Sunday morning. This is how you... I like Nickelback. Go for it.

That dude married Avril Lavigne. See you later, boy. She doesn't seem nice. Chad Kroger is his name. No, she doesn't. She doesn't seem nice to me. Seems like a bummer. No, man.

Case closed on him. There we go. Fuck them. All right, Dracula. What closed on him. Fuck them. Alright, Dracula, what do we got? Fourth pick, I'm going to go, this is a personal favorite of mine. You already picked the terminal, keep that in mind. Joe vs. the Volcano.

Oh, that's great! I've never seen it. I've never seen that. Man, it's great. It's a Joe Dante movie. They did another one together. But it's like the... I'll basically break the plot down.

So he works at this shitty company, blah, blah, blah. But then he gets... That's real basic. They find this like brain tumor or like a brain cloud or something on his MRI. And they're like, you have like six months to live. And then this like eccentric billionaire played by Lloyd Bridges is like, hey, I need someone live. And then this like eccentric billionaire played by Lloyd bridges is like,

Hey, I need someone. I'm trying to like get something from this Island tribe and they want someone to jump into this volcano to sacrifice themselves. Like, will you do it? I'll pay for everything. You'll go out like first class,

blah, blah, blah. And so it's just his adventure of getting there and he meg ryan is in it yeah she plays three different people in that was their first movie together right like that was a long time ago i think it was after sleepless was after okay all right but she plays like one of his co-workers in the very beginning and then she plays two different sisters. It was before. So it was their first one. And man, it is

it's just fantastic. It's like a silly goofy comedy movie, but it's also like silly goofy comedy movie. You know. Ticks all the boxes of that. He has a brain cloud, okay, but anyway. You know what's funny to me about Tom Hanks? I mean, he's so talented but like

he's a leading man but nowadays leading men don't look like tom hanks no no they look like they got to be bradley cooper chris evans and shit but back in the day you could be like well tom hanks is charming as shit he could charm the pants off any of those fools. He's very funny too. You put him in a charisma contest. He's so funny and that's why I'm like, man, he's had such a leading man career from the get go. Right, yeah. But he's never been like, to me, I'm not like fuck, he's hot.

Not when he was young though. He's attractive though. He was attractive but not like that bit. But even in Splash you're just like, yeah, that's a young adult. Yeah, exactly. He's got curly hair. He's got curly hair. He's got curly hair. He's Puerto Rican. You know, I love those Puerto Ricans.

He really was just kind of like, oh, you're almost like a stand-in for a guy. Yeah, he, to me, just looks so normal looking. Right. Like, attractive for a normal person in a lot of these movies like that completely because like if you saw tom hanks you'd be like if you didn't know who he was or whatever you'd be like that's a good looking dude but you wouldn't fucking freak out and in like almost all these movies he's the main character yeah yeah which

is crazy well go give it a shot putting him i mean that you do, I guess is he's kind of a supporting character. That's why that movie, but he was billed as like, this is a Tom Hanks. Right. Right. Yeah. God damn.

That's a good pick. Ah, so bummed. I didn't get it. I swore to God. I was going to get, I knew these fools weren't going to pick it. All right.

But Joe versus the volcano. Joe versus the volcano. Fantastic. Yeah. I'll watch. I think this is where it's getting hard, guys. The last pick, I'm like, I think I know what I'm going to do. I got a weird one, I bet.

I got a weird one, too. Oh, you get two in a row, David. Yeah. David. Say name one. You get two in a row, David. If y'all pick what I have, then I'm like, I don't know. You got to pull up the filmography.

So my fourth pick, my fourth pick, I actually actually me and my stepdad were like my mom was doing something and we just like went to the movies while she was running an errand i've done that where it's like hey let's go to the movies you have no idea what you're going to he's the kind of dude who's just like what what's next and then we and we went and saw it and i ended up loving it i'm taking and it's very a very different role for tom hanks shit i'm taking the road to perdition that was my last one where i was like i got a weird one it was road to perdition man it's so good it is so good it's such a good movie and he's like but he also like you've been talking about with that moral compass he still has that like he's a bad guy but he's still like he's like all right now fuck you

guys i'm gonna rob everybody then right like that i bet you hanks was like but like as soon as he got that like sign like ink was dry he's like went in his room by himself he's like fuck yeah i think so i don't know if this is 100 right but i think that whole movie was a graphic novel i can see that comic book or something it looks. It makes a ton of sense. It looks like it. Jude Law kills it when his face is all fucked up. Daniel Craig. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Daniel Craig's such a coward in that movie. Yeah, he's a big coward in that movie. He's Paul Newman's kid. Paul Newman's kid. And where you could tell, like the whole dynamic of like, Paul Newman really wanted Tom Hanks.

He's like, Tom Hanks is the son I should have had. Right. You know that's how he feels, but he's like, this is my real fucking kid, unfortunately. So I gotta back him regardless. Tom Hanks was such a stand-up dude, even in like... He was murdering people

though, too. Like how you were saying, he doesn't talk a lot in that movie, really. That movie, it's mostly like everyone else acting. Like he's very like, the kid I feel like was the one like driving the whole... When he talks, it's mostly like everyone else acting. Right. Like he's very, like the kid I feel like was the one like driving. When he talks, it's real stern. But the poster is him. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But good for him. Yeah. No, he did it. That was, man. That's a good one. That was a really good one.

What a fun word that is. Perdition. Perdition. Dude, I could see that being named like a leather store in the mall. We had that hot sauce that was called Perdition. We did have a hot sauce called Perdition. What was the other one? Harbinger.

Harbinger. Someone said it's hot sauce. Harbinger? I fucked them both up. They were dank. They were dank. They were super dank. People said it's hot sauce.

You fucked them up. Wait till you see what the big discount and full price did to them out back. Wicked tax. Sean paved the road to perdition. Well, my grandpa started, but I finished. Long road. Damn, man, you really snaked that from me. I was starting to think that when you guys were saying that.

Were you going to pick that one? I'm looking at all of them, and I was like, ooh. Is that Ron Howard 2? I don't know who. Because I don't think the movie did that well. Right. It's not like a super, it's not like a banger.

I loved it, but I get it. You know, there's a lot of epic rain in that movie. Yeah, man. I, I really thought I had it,

man. Well, you fucking did go make your fucking stupid last pick. My last pick. Jeez. I fucking will. Okay. My last pick. Jeez. I fucking will. I fucking will. Fucking will.

My last pick. I know what's up. I'm jumping the middle. I'm going to the last one. I'm hitting with Toy Story 3. Oh, okay. Toy Story 3. That end, man.

They have to deal with death. And that's when I was watching it, like they're about to get incinerated. And you're like, this is heavy shit. And I was scared that's when I was watching it, like they're about to get incinerated and you're like, this is heavy shit. And I was scared. Yeah. I was scared too. You didn't even like when they were going down the conveyor belt,

like I didn't even realize how attached I was to these characters until they were faced with death. And I was like, well, no, when they, like I went through all the stages. When I was in the man, when I was watching it I was like

this is a movie trying to stop them this is silly there's no way there's no way they're going to incinerate these characters and it wasn't until they started grabbing their hands and I was like oh no they are going to kill these where they hold hands and you're like

this is what people would do if they got a zero impressive that they could take a movie like that and really for a second make you think we are going to set these characters on fire. We're going to burn them alive. Yeah, I went to the theater to watch that with my younger brother.

He's 25 and I remember he like grabbed my arm as it was happening and I was like I don't know. I'm sorry. I didn't do this. I don't know what to do. Let's make it stop. Life is fucking hard.

That's why I took you to this. You had to see. You had to see for yourself. Open your eyes. That's life. And I mean, it's like the rest of the movie was fine yeah

that scene you know yeah I haven't movies haven't made me feel like that's like a big I wonder if four will be good I'm curious

I don't know I feel like I have to see it he's Tim Allen still in right he has to be now right yeah yeah he's in now why wouldn't you want that oh he said the N word yeah he was like I feel like I have to see it. He has to be now, right? Yeah.

Why wouldn't you want that in Czech? Oh, he said the N-word. Yeah, he was like, I think I should be able to say it. You don't remember that? That was like six words ago. And you know, he doesn't just say the N-word. He souped it up. He called it turbo N-words.

That's not Czech. I i was like what is happening oh no what that was my genuine reaction wow yeah he's like a big time republican conservative dude well yeah i'm sure he did it then, like way before this happened. I mean, he was also, did he also get arrested for selling blow to an undercover officer? That's fine. I think he got arrested for buying blow. He narked on someone.

Oh yeah, that's what it was. He narked on people. He snitched. That's how he got out of prison. He covered his own ass. Well, that's not fine. When people get busted buying blow or whatever, I'm like, I don't, when people get busted by and blow or whatever, I'm like, I don't, it's a tricky road

to go down. What's the point you make here? Everybody knows, I know fucking a thousand people who buy coke. I mean, what do you,

you know, who gives a shit? Wait, who buy actively? Yeah. I mean, who cares? That's what, I mean, it's just something people do.

When people are like, oh, they got busted buying drugs. Bummer. I don't give a shit. People do drugs. I don't give a shit. People do drugs. I don't care. But if they say some racist shit

or like stuff like that, it's different. But you know, drugs just don't, if they're doing it to other people, but I don't know. It's not heroin. I don't care.

What the hell's wrong? Hard take. He says he should say it. He's like, I think I should be able to say it because I can't remember what his reasoning was, but it was like, oh, it's gotta be good to say it because I can't remember what his reasoning was, but it was like...

Oh, it's got to be good. I clearly have a good reasoning. I know, I'm like, oh, no. I've never heard anyone make a compelling case for it. It's actually... It does make sense. He's got some points. He says, I was on home improvement.

Also, it's just about fiscal responsibility. Right. I read it, but I can't remember what it was. Something about comedy. Like, he has jokes or some shit. I read it, but I can't remember what it was. Something about comedy. Like he has jokes or some shit. And you can tell he knows black people because Home Improvement was set in Detroit, but you never really saw any on there.

Whoa, I never even thought about that. Detroit is a chocolate city for sure. I didn't even know it was set in Detroit. He worked in automotives. Yeah, in Detroit. He didn't know any black people. No one ever came over for dinner? Nobody. You don't get whiter than Al.

Al Borland? Richard Kern. The worst family feud host. Just happy to be there. He's not white, he's plaid. He's Puerto Rican. Look it up, dude. All right, Davey. What do we got?

That was my last one. Oh, yeah. That's right. Toy Story 3. Sorry. Oh, boy. I apologize. I want to see how you guys close this out because it's tricky. The rest is not... We got some fun ones. We definitely ate the cream off the top. Yeah. I know what you're going to pick. You do? I do. you're gonna pick you do I do

I don't think you do alright I'm gonna go with boy this one was maligned by a lot of people more than the terminal but I really liked it I've never heard that word

I like the lady killers I'm picking the lady killers this movie sucked it was the worst Coen Brothers movie by far I've never seen it. I don't hate it. You're more mad than I was at the terminal.

I don't hate it. It's just like for a Coen Brothers movie, it should be so good. His character was fun. It was really silly. I don't know. I liked it for that. And he was doing like a weird character.

He was very un-Tom Hanks. I should watch it again. His character was the only part I liked about that movie. Really? I liked the KFC general. I liked J.K. Simmons where he was like the dynamite guy who blew his own hands off.

Simplest thing in the world. Yeah, I don't know. It's probably... There's other movies of Tom Hanks I like a lot, but I think I just want to give that one a little bit of shine. I'm a little mean to it just because when I saw it, I was so tom hanks i like a lot but i think i just want to give that one a little bit of shine to it just because when i saw it i was so pissed it's not great but i think like tom hanks tried something different it's yeah the only coen brothers movie he's ever done he got in the he got in the carpool lane for a second got right back out yeah i liked

um the the elderly actress where they like live in her house and they're digging a tunnel to, it's like a bank robbery movie, but all the people are nincompoops. Oh, okay. I do like the word nincompoop, I'll tell you that. Nincompoops? Nincompoops. Nincompoops. It's pronounced nincompooper.

Really fouls up the air. I'm on one today. This has been a really good one. I'm really happy. This is fun. Okay. I say that sometimes just randomly. So I really enjoy this.

So yeah, anyway, Lady Killers. Zach, fantastic fifth pick with the Lady Killers. Vanessa, what do you got? Close it out on your last pick. I'm torn between two, but I don't, I know it was mentioned, but I don't think anyone made it an official pick. I'm going to say you got mail. Right.

Oh yeah. Yeah. We did a watch along. We do watch along for the Patreon members. We did watch along and he's a little scummier than you remember him being. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Cause he's like tricking that girl. And he's like, oh, I can fuck her. Let me send, let me send her an email. Well, cause he's playing that dirty coin where he's like, she, she doesn't know it's me, but I know can fuck her. Let me send her an email. Well, because he's playing that dirty coin where he's like, she doesn't know it's me, but I know it's her. So he's playing this like tricking her coin. But people love that movie.

It's not one of my favorites, but I think it's very. I love that movie. Yeah. It's the worst Dave Chappelle movie. That's what I'll say. Dave Chappelle fucking rules in it. He fell off a treadmill. I don't even remember.

One of those, yeah. But yeah, that's mine. And he still closes her store. Also, how rich were you to have email back then? Right. Like email was right or maybe I was just really poor. Did you have to pay for email back in the day? You did, right? A1 minutes or whatever.

We didn't have internet in my house until Kmart had that free internet. Blue light. You remember that? No, I do not. At Kmart had that free internet. Blue light. You remember that? No, I do not. Kmart. You can get the disc.

How would you say, how long ago would you say? We bought a CD or we got a CD for free. Well, America online gave all those free CDs, but I guess my mom wasn't fucking with that. We didn't get it till blue light internet until Kmart had it. And then we got it for free. Still didn't use it.

What I'm saying is when that movie came out, I remember even then being like They're not even checking the mailbox. I just did it up. I remember there would always be these jokes on TV about like you've got mail. I've never had an AOL account. I've never heard that in my house. Fuck are you talking about?

Get the fuck out of here. He's mad. He's so mad. I'm cranky too. I haven't eaten in a little bit. I haven't either. We'll get some food after this. All right. Sounds good.

Yeah. All right. Fantastic. You've got mail. I absolutely love that. And I'm going to close it out. And this is probably just for me, but I'm going to say the Da Vinci code.

I love the Da Vinci code. It is just for you. I think it's fun. I think it's a fun watch. I didn't see it. Real low stakes. We were talking about it earlier. We were talking about it earlier.

We were talking about it before you got here. Yeah. I like it. I read the book in like three days. Really? Yeah, that book's like crack. You could just read it. Yeah.

Well, it's just really fun to read. The movie takes about three days to watch, too. It's fun. You should read the book. No, I don't read books, man. Dr. Robert Langdon. You're a doctor. You said that earlier, too.

Yeah. Tommy, might as well put a book on the TV. See what I do with it then. Easily worst hair of his career. For sure. The Da Vinci Code. For sure. Yeah, he's got that slick look.

So shitty. Bad hair for him. I like it though. He doesn't have the forehead to carry that off. Yeah. I like it. It's a fun movie. Do you like that haircut?

No, no, no. The haircuts got awful. The movie's fun. It's just, you know, they talk about like the Knights of the Templar and all that. Like if there's a living relative of Jesus Christ, you're like, well, the movie's fun. It's just, you know, they talk about the Knights of the Templar and all that, like if there's a living relative of Jesus Christ and you're like, well, what if? It is fun to play that game. The second one's not bad either.

Angels and Demons. Yeah, so I mean, I guess we can say, well, hold on, let me type that real quick. I don't, he just struck out. The Burbs was on my list. Oh, the Burbs. I love the Burbs i was gonna do turner and hooch turner and hooch is great shit so the burbs is the is the same guy who did joe

versus the volcano the burbs so that's where it's like that kind of goofy it's clearly a movie there was like a theme in that that time for movies like kind of like Animal House or is the Burbs kind of like that? No. The Burbs is really weird. The Burbs is he has these like creepy neighbors. And then him and his neighbor yeah. Him and the neighbors like spy on them and they think they're like killing people. Oh it's not a party.

Heavy drama. It's like disturbing. I thought it was about a party. It's like the way that Gremlins is kind of like you're not ever actually scared. You're just like, whoa, this is pretty crazy. Because the stakes are weirdly low. I haven't seen the Burbs recent enough to have picked that because I feel

like I would have been doing it a disservice by not being able to talk about it. Carrie Fisher in that. Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks. Oh yeah, Feldman's that kid, huh? Corey Feldman, Bruce Dern. Another one was Punchline. did you guys ever watch Punchline Yeah That's a good one

That movie is corny He goes you want to see what real stand up's like and then he goes to like a Cancer ward and does stand up and you're like I've done it for 13 years my friend You could choose to do that I bet But that ain't what real stand up is like Okay so did not a stand up write this movie I don't think so Oh you know who was the comedy consultant on that was uh barry sobel oh why is

that name familiar i got a story stories about him and i'll tell not on air no problem well let me uh let me go through and recap this real quick so pardon me david you went first you picked a league of their own forest, Gump, Philadelphia road to perdition, toy story three. Isn't this the best part where you're like, fuck, he's in some movies. Zach, you went second. You picked big catch me if you can, the terminal Jovers, the volcano and the lady killers. Now, so you went third. You picked that thing. You do. You pick that thing. You do the green mile toy story splash. And you've got mail. I went last. I picked castaway Apollo 13 sleepless in Seattle, saving private Ryan and the Da Vinci code for that. That was fun. I'm a

super draft completed and I'm having trouble. What are we fucking? How do we close? I was Oh yeah, I know. But like, what do we, yeah, I guess that's, that's about it. Thank you everybody for listening so much. Any closing thoughts thoughts I just put you on the spot no thank you so much for doing this thank you this is so fun thank you for doing it

watch Vanessa's half hour when it comes out yeah what's we're thinking like later in the fall also aren't you on HBO I do have an HBO little special on there if you have HBO on demand

oh yeah it's called Entrenos it's in English so we've been playing it this whole time on the TV. No, check that out. Come check us out on tour. If you can, we'd absolutely love to see you shake hands, do all that stuff.

I forgot to album or I forgot to album. I forgot to mention I have an album out. Just came out and we just got merch too. So if you go to specialthingrecords.com, we have flasks for sale that say the buck starts here. Yeah. Get that flask, drink at your jobs. Who doesn't want a flask? You can sneak liquor into places, you know? So do that. You can sneak it out of places too. If you're slick, a lot of people stuck it out of faded.

Um, and shout out to Ian. Uh, we miss you. This is always so hard to do without him, but I think we pulled it off. All right. Fun and jolly old bro. It's he's the absolute best. I, this is all his idea. I'm just, it's always weird doing it without him. So shout out to Ian. Uh, you know,

the socials, Ian Carmel across the board. So check them out. Shout out to, uh, Sid, the dude, shout out to Frankie ocean,

shout out to, uh, sectional couches, shout out to that weird noise outside. Do you say sexual couches? Sectional. No, you said sexual.

That's your name. That's your name. You were sure. That's your name. I was sexual couches. You got your dirty pillows on your sexual couch. I swear it sounded like sexual. You guys are just going to all let it ride your head. I looked at it like, why?

Sometimes you get punched in the face and you get stunned. You don't know what to do. I mean, shout out to sexual cou's because when i'm trying to do this stuff that we always do i can't look at anyone i have to focus on something i can't look at you guys so from my angle i just saw you look directly at my couch and say shout out to sexual as woman, when you're sitting on a couch for two hours and then at the end, someone says, that's a sexual couch.

That's my love seat and that's my sexual couch. I'll feel like a creep all day now because of that. Damn. That's my threesome hammock. It was hilarious. It was great.

Well, that was the funniest closing that I think I've ever been a part of. And so yeah, shout out to everything and more importantly than all that. Wait, shout out to funniest closing that I think I've ever been a part of. So yeah, shout out to everything and more importantly than all that. Wait, shout out to the Patreon. Thank you guys so much for supporting us. Once again, tweet us

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Shout out to St. Sue Carmel for damn sure. Yeah. Shout out to Sarah Soley. Shout out to Marissa, super producer. Thank you so much. Shout out to Jordan. We couldn't have done it without you. Yeah.

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