All Fantasy Everything - Trios (w/ Adam Cayton-Holland & Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: February 13, 2020

Waddap All Family! The G is truly silent today as he is out sick. Since we're a threesome during this particular recording session, we figured what better to draft than Trios! Please enjoy and as always, thanks for rocking with us! Good vibes all day! Episode Guest:Adam Cayton-Holland @CaytonHolland IG: @caytonhollandSupport the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch:T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: [e-mail] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast that's eating crab, watching people shake shit all night. Hell yeah. The big moves do the big things. Make something doing it with big names. Okay. It's Jermaine Dupri and Jay-Z. It is Jermaine Dupree and jay-z it is jermaine dupree

and jay-z and the ferrari and jaguar switcher phone lanes with the top down screaming out money anything but behold in the double arm flash of old days when you hit the bricks new whips money anything jigger i don't like it if it don't bling bling into hell with the price because the money and the thing put it down hard for my dogs that's locked in the thing when you hit the bricks new whips money anything i couldn't be a rapper dude i ran out of breath though wow you well the breath control that's something that comes with time i think you'll get there doesn't come with a with what did we call what did i call this earlier this bottle of jameson you have a song oh the irish i don't know it was irish chicken wings that's exactly what it was the irish chicken wings that

i found earlier. Tight cross. How many songs do you think you know that many lyrics to? No shit. I'm stunned you went that deep on that song. I know the song, but I couldn't have gotten that far into it. To be honest, gosh,

60. 60, dude. Yeah, I bet. Here you go. Okay. I don't know the lyrics to this but anybody listening hopefully you too as well i was trying to figure out what song this is i think nate dog sampled it in maybe a song that he wasn't on but here's how the melody goes

is that doing anything for you no because it sounds like the West Side Connection song that he was on, but it's not that. Okay. It's an old, early 70s song. It does sound kind of familiar. Dre might have sampled it. It's not doing it for me.

Somebody listening, please, if that does anything for you. Is it Ugly by Bubba Sparks? Are you. Is it ugly by Bubba Sparks? Are you thinking of ugly by Bubba Sparks? I got my girl's baddies and my shitty grumpies. And he goes right to it. Yeah.

It's more than 60. I think it's more than 60, man. That's a pretty funny lyric. And the real question is what space is this taking that got pushed out of your head? What got pushed out? Because you were getting mad at him

for using the word apoplectic. He said it was too big. Negligible. I used cumbersome. Negligible. I already shoved apoplectic out of my... And then you shove it right back in. Well, I was trying to say, drop a few rap songs and you might, you know,

have a few more words in that head. Yeah, man. Maybe if Mac 10 used the word apoplectic more often. Maybe this is on Mac 10. Maybe this is ultimately on Mac 10. If you say Mac 10 two more times, he's going to kick the door down and kill all of us. I killed Mac 1 through 9. I'll take 10 on whenever he's ready.

I out-Mac'd. Bernie Mac through Mac 8, dude. I took him out. It's a highlighted situation. David Borey is in LA, but he's sick today. Send good vibes to David Borey, who I don't think has ever missed an episode for being sick. Can I throw a theory out? Yes.

David Borey's scared of ACH. I think he is scared of ACH. He's scared of ACH. He's younger, you dude. Because I love David Borey, but I'll go right at fucking David Borey. And he doesn't appreciate that. And the one podcast I've been on, I went Adam Hart. And I don't know what that did for AFV fans, but I think it scared Borey.

He scared Borey. To fake a sickness. Turn him into ACH't know what that did for AFV fans but I think it scared Borey to fake a sickness to fake a sickness to not to because he's afraid of my draft picks and he's afraid I'll dunk on him again so I'm just starting that out right now he's holding a sword just in case you bust in he's on a peloton weeping right now

we're gonna have to we're gonna have to blindside him next time we're just gonna be the three of us David boom ACH is here we start recording and then you walk out of that room clapping slowly yep slap the taste out his mouth and you somehow record with one of those uh britney spears mics i i like to call it the christopher titus the christopher titus yeah i'm coming with my titus one man oh man i don't know have you ever tried to stand up without a microphone in your hand have you ever like a late night set or like late night? I opted for the useless.

I have to have useless Mike. I have to see for me. I don't, I don't do deep. I don't do more. Right. Right. Right.

Personal choice. If I were to do it, if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Who are you talking to? A threat to justice anywhere. Yeah. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

Absolutely. Get it? Justice delayed is justice denied. Visualize world peas. That one. Tententially appropriate. Yeah, yeah. It's in that way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, tendentially. No good. Cheese and rice. God damn it god under nine letters I'll sing a fucking big timer song

to make up for it no you won't hold on weed and bulls with them pimp dad Gucci suits got a quarter tank of gas

in my new E class in my E class Benz dick real big car real big it's just if you just take that

one line out of the Big Timer song, you're like, that's my ringtone. Dick real big. Every time you get a text, dick real big. Dick real big. Hello? Oh my God, I'll be right there. Ian and David, she's sick. How sick? It's a matter of time.

I understand. Hold on, can you call me right back dick real big i got another cock up oh my god stage five dick real dick real dick real jesus do you remember when ringback tones existed you would call someone and then it would play like big time. Can you imagine being the doctor calling someone to give them terrible news? You're just sitting there like, oh, man. Oh, fuck. He's not going to be in the mood to hear this. I'm going to call James real quick.

Please enjoy this ringback tone. Show the guy low, low, low, low, low, low. That's how the too thick video should start with that scene. When you guys do your Bone Thugs Crossroads serious song, it should start with the bad news on you guys do like your bone thugs crossroads serious song it should start with the bad news on the phone and they're calling the bad news is maybe like hey man i'm sorry we're going on a date tonight but my dick's too big my dick's too big uh the too thick bad news song we wouldn't talk about got rid of volcanoes bad news shane's rival group called bad news

man you and david bad and then shane is just bad news by himself and i'm in the middle like Shane's rival group called Bad News. Man. You and David. And then Shane is just Bad News by himself. And I'm in the middle like, hey, man, it's all right. Both of y'all. Both of y'all suck. I wouldn't worry about any of it. Smooth. Anyway, it's that kind of podcast.

It's that kind of podcast at the end of the day, for Pete's sake. Sean Jordan is in the Fortress of Solid Dudes. At Sean Jordan on Twitter. At Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sure. At Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram. A lot of those out there.

We're seeing a lot of those. At Sean St. Clown Posse at the Gathering of the Juggalos. It's been that. Sean St. Clown Posse has been steady on Twitter. We're seeing some of those out there, too. People have been tweeting on the ICP shows and keep doing it. You're going to go.

I will go to one of them. They're doing a show here in LA, like a mini gathering. I will go to one of them. I feel like they're doing a show here in LA, like a mini gathering. I don't know about the gathering. I feel like I would look, I would like to go to the one they're doing in LA and I, I'll go wearing like jeans and a t-shirt and I don't want people to look at me like I'm being an asshole.

I think as long as you're there vibing, man, they're like a famously welcoming group. Aren't they like, yeah, I think if you're going in harsh judgment, they're going to pick up on it. Are you going because you're curious or you like the music?

So the best live show I've ever seen loves Tide, GWAR, and ICP. I don't still listen to ICP, but I still will say very good music. Okay. So good as loose. The beats knock. It's hilarious. It'll get you there.

Okay. So then you should feel no fear going in. You speak the language. I think I do. It's like being in a foreign country. They're just happy you're trying to speak their language. That is so true. When you make an effort. A few words and like, I'm sorry.

Do you speak English? Then you ask them. Which kind of mango do you want? No, no, no. Coke, Coke, Coke. But, you know, Fago? Coke, Fago. That's what you have to order. Yeah, man.

So, now, this is dropping on Thursday. Tonight, you're headlining Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin. I sure am. Yes. It's a pretty fun thing. I always wanted to. You're going to crush it. I'm going to crush it. Thanks. Great club. It's so good. For those of you're going to crush it. I'm going to crush it. Thanks. Great club.

It's so good. For those of you listening, I am so, not to piggyback on this, because you should go see Sean no matter what. You were going to headline this Thursday. Yeah. Period. I had to cancel on the week. I got a gig at NBA. I'm so sorry to do this, but I got like a dream gig at

NBA All-Star Weekend that lets me do comedy and basketball stuff together that could potentially develop into more comedy and basketball stuff together. It's one of like that and like something happening to one of my members of my family are the only two reasons I would ever cancel. Do I know about the second thing? No, if I had to. Oh, if. Jesus Christ. You scared the bejesus out of me.

And I just had to do it. And I'm really sorry. I'll be back in Madison super soon. And I'm so sorry to anyone that's inconvenienced. I really feel terrible about it. I'll be there all weekend. And I'm going to really try to come back with you the next time you go. I'll bring it again.

Even if it's in two weeks. Yeah. A feature set is not hard to fill. You got it, baby. You got four feature sets. You can rotate them in and out. I'll bring it if it's in two weeks. Yeah, 20 a feature set is not hard to fill. You got it. You got four feature sets. You can rotate them in and out. I got four features. Four features. I talk to you. Talk, talk. You talk to me.

It's funny because we brought that up like two days ago on the episode that will come out a week after this. The angry talk guy. I talk, talk. I talk, talk. A talk, talk. A talk to you. Yeah, so anyway. So yeah.

Go see Sean. Barry Rothbard will be filling in that weekend. He's funny too. He'll be a blast. We'll chill. It'll be super fun. Go see Fader on Fridays in LA. Yep.

Buy the Bucks starts here on A Special Thing Records. You can order flasks online at A Special Thing Records. You get the album and a flask for like 15 bucks. So do that. And yeah, maybe I'll be in Denver coming up soon. Yes, hopefully you will. We want to try to book your boy, Sean, on the Grawlix in Denver, Colorado. Putting it out here to make it happen.

Yep. Wow. Who's that twerking? This is ACH. Adam Caton Holland. Adam Caton Holland. twerking this is ach adam kate and holland adam kate and holland adam kate and holland also here at kate and holland on twitter at kate and holland

on instagram there it is uh what do you got coming you got some stuff to tell the people about and i'm very excited about all of it thanks for having me of course i appreciate it returning champion it's typically uh defeater of davidoren. Cowardly of Boren not to be here, but I'm glad you guys are here.

You know, he's just over there. Is he really? I mean, just over there. Just crying on that peloton. Crying on that peloton. What did we drop last time? Say it again. We did breakfast foods. Is that when he tried to take eggs? Yeah, the motherfucker tried to take eggs. Oh, of course he's knocking you.

All the eggs. And he got real mad at me when I said, no, this is not how this motherfucker tried to take eggs. Oh, of course he's ducking you. All the eggs. And he got real mad at me when I said, no, this is not how this is going to go down. I'm a guest. I shouldn't lay the rules down. No, no, no, you were 100% right. No, no, I'm not going to be the one that says no. I told Laura that the other day, that David tried to take eggs as a

and he's like, what are you doing to wheat? This is going to be a very boring draft. Exactly. Yeah. We spiced it up and David hasn't been the same since. That's why he won't show up to this. and he's like what are you doing in two wheat this is going to be a very boring draft exactly protein we spice it up and David hasn't been the same since that's why he won't show up to this podcast for fear of me he walks a little less tall ever since that accident

it's some Colorado shit we'll work it out on the prairie get him dude we'll work it out on the prairie you only do that at high noon right oh absolutely during a snow, a blizzard. Rocky Mountain bloody plains. It's going to go down. It's so white.

It's a whiteout. You can't see anything. But then you just walk and eventually you see a figure and it's Bori. And then he and I go at it like some fucking, I don't know. What's that? That's how the Grand Canyon was formed. With the wolves. It's like that.

The gray. The gray. The gray. It's like the gray. But it's like the gray but it's david off in the distance like hey is there like any water around like anywhere yeah both of us are very parched and unprepared for this prairie battle but he's but you're both very polite like is there like is there you're trying to find water for each other yeah it's it plays out for weeks on it um i got some i got some shit to plug i got shit i'm very excited i have

i put out an album last year called adam kate and holland performs his signature bits and i'm very proud of it and people seem to like it and the record label saddle creek which is a label i've loved for years it's a great it's crazy it's crazy it's right eyes and curse of and they they reached out to me middle school right yeah big Thief, right? Yeah, Big Thief's on them. Every cut on my forearm. Hop Along is a great band that's on them. Oh, yeah. But anyway, they reached out and they said they're fans of mine and they want to put out

an album. So they reissued the vinyl. It's coming out February 21st. You can get it at saddle-creek.com. I'm a record dude and I finally have my own record on wax. That's so cool, man. I'm psyched and it's on Saddle Creek. So I'm real, real pumped and I finally have my own record on wax. That's so cool, man. I'm psyched. And it's on Saddle Creek, so I'm real, real pumped about that. Is that out now?

Can people pre-order it now? You can pre-order it now. Saddlecreek.com. Pre-order it now. If you're a fan of me and want to hold some tangible piece of my comedy, buy this record, man. The warmth of pops, dude. I'm pretty psyched. When they contacted me, I've been chasing them for years.

I'm like you guys. If I like something, I just tweeted it until they can't ignore me. It works sometimes. And I've been psyched. When they contacted me, I've been like chasing them for years. I'm like you guys. If I like something, I just tweeted it until they can't ignore me. It works sometimes. And I've been doing that every time I've gone to Omaha for the last 15 years. I perform there. I got a Miami Dolphins bucket hat out of lids doing that once. Did you really? Yeah.

It kind of works. You're on Saddle Creek now. So a pretty similar experience. I got to hang out with Atmosphere. That's true. By tweeting at them? Yeah. There you go.

Well, of sorts. Yeah. So tweet at the people. So I tweeted at Saddle Creek into submission and yeah got a record out saddlecreek.com oh and the other thing is the Grawlix boys we got a podcast exactly you're on a podcast now but people can hear you on another podcast more regularly

the Grawlix saves the world we're having a lot of fun me Ben Roy Andrew Overdahl wherever you get podcasts tell the people give them a little give them the hook we do we do passive aggressive self-help challenges

give me more give me more taste hey you have this problem we're gonna fix it this episode so like episode one we stop social media for a week

that's the first half as we set up the challenge the second half we come back we talk about how it went and in between we play clips from our live show

at the Grawlix one might be featuring Sean Jordan soon I don't know who's to say who's to say in this work a day world you know who's to say with this tight cross for God's sake we did one podcast which you boys will appreciate

which Jew boys will appreciate or which you boys will appreciate all Jew boys but you boys as well I'm in already Sean you might want to set this one out my friend which you boys will appreciate. All Jew boys, but you boys as well. I'm in already. It's a Jew boy myself. Of course. With Jew boys. Sean, you might want to sit this one out, my friend.

Yeah, this is your end. I'll sit over here. Extremely Irish shorts you're wearing. I wish. I wish you'd get a second pair of shorts, I'll tell you that. So I got to the house earlier than anyone today, and I ran. I didn't run.

I walked fastly to my room room and I put them right on. I was like, oh, I feel great. It's a hug. It's a warm hug, dude. What was the... We decided... I don't know why this... How this betters ourselves, but it's a very loose definition of bettering.

Yeah. I think the subject was like fill a hole in your pop cultural canon. Oh, I like that. Something you should have seen, but you haven't seen. I love that idea. Somehow Ben and I realized neither one of us has seen any Fast and the Fur wow so what so in a week ben roy and i each watched we watched all nine of the uh of the f and f you the fast and furious universe comedian because you're a father i watched nine of those in one week and i lost my fucking mind. I defy your other father with a job to do that.

Yeah, exactly. How did it change you? I only communicate with Ben and Andrew in FNFU memes now. Anytime they text me anything, I send a Vin Diesel pic back. Did Ben and Andrew go from friends to family after you saw the first episode?

We all went to family. And basically it starts at five. You can skip one through four. It starts at fucking's, I mean, you can skip one through four. It starts at fucking, when The Rock enters. Don't skip one through four. For sure, jumps. I appreciate that I have that background, but that was a rough week

and a fucking great episode. Man, if you don't watch the first one, you beat me. You never beat me. You never had your car. Oh yeah, you had me. Young, old, sexy Harvey Firestone. You never had your car you never oh yeah you have me young old sexy harvey firestone you never had your car harvey firestone right harvey firestein firestein firestein yeah don't take the jewish out of that no no harvey firestone that's a different dude i have a million dollar idea and carms you can help me with this as well it's all right this together it's um it's

a prequel you don't want me right it's a prequel it's about toretto's dad in the 60s or 70s drag racing around la i'm call it pre-fast pre-furious hi i'm jason toretto this is my son dominic hello i hope he doesn't get into cars but it seems like he's gonna i'm four years old it's still Vin Diesel. They cast him as the kid Vin Diesel. Dad, can I have $4? I want to go buy a Fanta. That's an amazing idea. What was his dad in?

A mechanic, right? I think they said his dad. He was a car guy, too. He drag raced as well, but it's some race track. It was more official. It wasn't like street racing. That would be sick. That's like a great idea. They're going to do that a great idea let's write it and just write it on spec and let's just sell that

pre-furious pre-fast pre-furious who do you think would play fucking uh vin diesel's dad i thought of this yeah jason momoa whoa are we gonna use i mean we got this ready to roll come on patent pending by the way to anyone listening if there's any Hollywood big shots please get at us you go through us

if you wanna make this movie but Mo would be perfect Mo would be perfect and now he's in the universe oh my god they'd be so and then like when they're in

Fast and the Furious 15 he's a ghost dude there's a lot of possibilities cause there will be a Fast and the Furious 15 100% there just will be

I think 10's coming out it's called the Fast Saga I think the Grogs are It's called the Fast Saga. I think the Grogs are going to do like a live at the Alamo Drafthouse narration of it. I don't know. They put a lot of good ideas, and that one is right up there.

They just dropped the trailer. It's going to be... It looks... It's in the trailer, so I'm not spoiling anything. Han is coming back from the dead. Oh, man. They've brought...

Is it Letty? Michelle Rodriguez, whatever her character is. They brought her back from the dead. Now they're bringing Han back brought, is it Letty? Michelle Rodriguez, whatever her character is. They brought her back from the dead. Now they're bringing Han back, who died in Tokyo Drift, I think. I know. Which was the third one.

But it was mysterious. Yeah, yeah. It was mysterious how it all went down. Was it? Because they stamped it as a death for six movies, and now it's in the 10th. Well, the weird one is that, you know, he died in Tokyo Drift,

and then in five, he's just in five. And so you're like, wait a minute, so is this predating Tokyo Drift? And they kind of pretended that it did. You wonder. It was sloppy. You wonder.

It was sloppy. Like Pre-Fast, Pre-Furious will not be sloppy. We will tie up every string on that script. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. Yeah.

So anyway, that's what I've been up to. Oh, and I got a kid and all that. But yeah, Pre-Fast, Pre-Furious, pretty much that's my passion project.

Are you skating yet? The kid's not skating. He's walking pretty well. So I do have a... Oh, I'm got a kid and all that. But yeah, pre-fast, pre-furious. Pretty much that's my passion project. Skating yet? The kid's not skating. He's walking pretty well. So I do have a... Oh, I'm sorry, Ian. Did you hear me ask Adam if his child was walking or skating? Joaquin? Joaquin?

Is your child Joaquin? Joaquin skateboarding? My child, Joaquin Phoenix, is not skateboarding, but skateboarding curious. I'll tell you this. I had to go to the skate park with my fiance's nephew the other day who's a scooter kid and it was tricky because and I love

it he's in the park like he's doing things he's on the scooter but on the scooter and I'm like these skaters are gonna smash into him I can just see it happening how old is this kid he turned five yesterday yeah well yesterday anyway yeah yeah he's five and uh it was such a weird thing for me

as a skateboarder to be like god he's a there's a scooter kid in this park he's gonna get mowed down by one of these inconsiderate prick skateboarders then i'm struggling with do i think skateboarders are assholes now that i'm old and I can't skateboard as well now? Because they're not. But I'm like, watch out for the kid, but also the kids in the skate park. It was just a weird thing. Yeah, that's a gross moment. How would you have been if there was a little kid bouncing around a skate park when you were there?

I would have been good. Well, the scooter is the tricky part because they go slow. But we were all those little kids. Adam would have been a dickhead. Yeah. Skateboarding Adam. Skateboarding Adam. I would have been a dickhead. Skateboarding Adam. Other Denver Adam. This is getting very confusing.

I'd have been kind to the seat. I hope you're not if he rips off the shaft of the scooter like in Back to the Future and invents his own skateboard in the process. We saw one of those in Target yesterday. It's called like a goofboard or something. Anyway,

it's a scooter and then you can do that. You can rip it off and then it turns into a skateboard. So you have to stick to like wheeled as a weapon as you skate around? Smashing mailboxes. Whatever bigger skaters and you just skate or die, have a bowl. At least stab somebody with it. Kids have all the good toys now.

Those wheelie shoes. I would have killed for those fucking things, man. You ever had some on? The Heelys? No, never. Oh, Heelys, not wheelies. I had a pair on. You tried them on? Yeah, I had a pair. They're mad heavy and they're way harder than you think they are. There's rollerblades right behind that Emmy. You see them. You can see them.

And it's raining. This is going to be a fun day. I'm rollerblading home. I'm rollerblading home during the Oscars. The streets will be clear. Clear and wet. I'm rollerblading home during the Oscars. The streets will be clear. Clear and wet. I got LA to myself.

Here's the wild thing. We are like, what would you say? 10 miles? Well, six miles from the Oscars. Yeah. Is that crazy? It's weird to think that like that's six miles to my left. I'm sitting where it's six miles to my left. Just weird. And there's a red carpet over one of the busiest intersections in the country.

And getting rain poured all over. It's all gross. The way it grows. Like when a carpet gets wet, it's super gross. But like the most beautiful people in the world are walking down it. Take that. Here's your wet carpet A list. Here we are on the wet carpet should we just go stand there coming at you live from the wet carpet in hollywood california

um i am it so anything else so the growl podcast the world and uh my album adam kate and holland performs his signature bits on vinyl through Saddle Creek. That's amazing. Settling once and for all. Who's the bright eyes of comedy? It's Adam, Kate, and Holland. It's Adam, Kate, and Holland. We knew it.

The real heads knew that already. Real heads knew that for a while. Real heads knew that. I am Ian Carmel. At Ian Carmel on Twitter. At Ian Carmel on Instagram. At Ian Carmel on Rite Aid Pharmacy app for Jews. You could have just said Rite Aid Pharmacy app.

Ian Carmel at currently coughing. The pharmacy app for Jews called Juicyk. Jews. You could have just said Rite Aid Pharmacy. Ian Carmell at Currently Coughing. The pharmacy I have for Jews calls Juice Sick. Juice Sick? Juice Sick if you try some orange juice. I haven't had a persistent cough for about a week as though to indicate perhaps I'll die

later in this podcast. Oh no. Tried that joke out on you guys earlier, and I'm running it back again. I liked it. Yeah. What do you got coming up? Oh, that's great.

Oh, what do I have coming up? Not Madison. I already explained that, and I'm so sorry. Just MA All-Star weekend? Yes, sir. What we do have to announce right now, loyal All Fantasy Everything listeners, is the AFE game hitting the road again.

We're taking to the great state. We're cakey thick flipping. Cakey thick flipping to Texas. We're going to fucking Texas, bros. Shane's not allowed. They're going to border. It's going to be weird. Yeah, absolutely not. Shane Torres will be barred from the state

while we're there. AFE boys will be taking to Texas for another tour. We're going to be there in April. We'll be therered from the state while we're there. AFE boys will be taking to Texas for another tour. We're going to be there in April. We'll be there in April 9th, April 10th. And if you can guess what's coming up next, you win a prize, April 11th. We'll be there all three days. April 11th, 2025.

April 9th, we will be at the Sons of Herman Hall in Dallas, Texas, doing a live all fantasy everything. Then we're going to drive over to Houston, Texas, where we'll be performing at the Secret Group. Great, great spot. On April 10th. Love that spot. Did their festival once. It's so fun.

Michael Irvin, Slim Thug. Who's going to be the next guest? Dude, sitting sideways, sipping on oil. You know it's going to be a- Pow wow. Pow wow. The people's champ. on oil you know it's gonna be uh oh wow oh wow the people's champ and then we return to the city where we did our first big live afp where yeah first one we were all at for sure you yacked on

the you yacked red wine on the street and the ricochet back onto my calf which to anyone else would be like a gross memory but it's one i treasure we drafted you guys partied like the butthole surfers you it wasn't even like you weren't even drunk you just had a couple of i had a warm wine on the plane yeah and then like just the whole and then you know it was a warm wine that resonated in my stomach on the van ride from the airport to the venue we drafted drinks oh my god like just drinks you would drink. Oh that's a great draft. And then they would run the drinks up to the stage and then we would drink

those drinks. Holy smokes. We should maybe run that back. That's a classic. It's a classic. It's definitely one we could do again. The problem with that episode is Sean doesn't really drink cocktails. You're a whiskey and a beer man. But for the sake of the cast you could do it. But then he dropped like a slippery nipple

and stuff he drank when he was in his early 20s and it was very funny. Ian and David gave me so much shit because I drafted like a 007, which was one of the Bacardio orange juice and 7-Up. And Ian and David were both like,

we've never seen you drink that. I'm like, yeah, you see me drink whiskey and beer. That's it. That's what happened. We're not seen you drink that. I'm like, yeah, you see me drink whiskey and beer. That's it. That's what happened. We're not in the living room. I'm like, ah, can't do this. Let me get a double. I'm going to the kitchen. Let me get a fiery redhead while we're in.

Slow Jim Fizz, please. Who's going to pour me a Chuck Norris so I can continue the night? But yeah, we will be in uh austin texas at the parish on april 11th tickets are on sale now are they yeah when this is dropping uh if you're on the patreon you found out about it this morning earlier which by the way yeah early shout to the patreon it's early it is the highest it's ever been by far and so am i like 800 840 people roughly right now.

That's crazy. Yeah, that is awesome. We just barely broke 800 a couple of times. And there's only 900 people on earth. So we're getting like, that's like most of the people. Most people. That's most people. I don't know.

I was playing board games with my fiance last night and some of our friends. And I saw like seven notifications in about an hour. Man, that's cool. Thank you so much. Thank you. You've got 850 of 900 on the planet. Yeah. You know those 50 are that aren't listening? Senate Republicans.

It is a Senate Republican. The Senate Republicans are not AFP fans. Those frigging jamokes in the Beltway, for God's sake. Jamokes is the best way to, I might say, I might say clowns. Clowns. You know those clowns? Yehoos. I just want to say something.

If you're in Texas and you don't go to these shows, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you absolutely doing? This is going to be a hell of a tour. I'm excited for you guys. I'm off work that week, which is I guess a prerequisite. I'm pretty excited. That's why I'm not taking off work, but I am

going on tour. I don't know how I'm going to do it. Everybody, Ian's calling in sick for those three days. It's the episode where Charles in charge has two dates. And Carmelo is frantically running back and forth. I got to get to the monologue meeting. So come out. I don't really have anything else to promote. I'll be at NBA All-Star weekend.

Don't support Mike Malloy, but support Shane Torres. Support Shane Torres, but not Mike Malloy. Absolutely. And be good to each other. Be excellent to each other. Be excellent to each other. And without further ado, we are just here to sit under a picture of Rasheed Wallace and talk about dates in Texas.

Yeah, we are. That's a big part of it. But we are also here to all fantasy everything fantasy draft trios. Trios. Trios. And we're a trio. Trios. Trios. Trios. And we're a trio. And we're a trio.

But so just so we're clear, that's it. Trios. Trios. There's nothing. There's no parameters. I don't think so. When I got this subject, that's how I understood it. That's how I did too. It's pretty wide ranging.

Trios. Yeah. Tight. I'll be taking the bar in Portland called Trio that is somehow still open. Where they do karaoke. I feel like they just closed even before this came up. There's this place that has been open.

I think they're still open. Somehow it's in the deep of hipster Portland. Donde. It looks like. Huh? Donde. It's on Burnside. You know Trio.

Across from the Doug Fir. Oh, club. Yeah, club Trio. Club Trio. It's on Burnside. You know Trio. Across from the Doug Fir. Oh, club. Yeah, club Trio. Club Trio. It's across from Doug Fir? Yeah. Yeah. And the guy left out club when he said Trio.

That's my bad. That's not me. I'll take responsibility when I'm wrong and I was wrong. It's, uh, yo, it's like, it's just looks like it's in the douchiest part of Phoenix. It's crazy. Well, so the word is that that dude was in like South Beach or something. Yeah. And called like that guy's rich.

That person is rich. Called somebody. It was like, I'm in a club. I want this exact club in Portland. And they built that exact thing right there in Portland. Wow. That's why it looks like because to set the picture or to paint the picture,

it's just... I'm going to paint the picture terribly. Are you going to paint it better than saying it looks like it's from the worst part of Phoenix? Yeah, that's pretty... That kind of nailed it for me. I'm making eye contact with Miami over here. We both agree. I kind of nailed it. Yeah, I can see a bunch of blondes.

So that was why it's there. That person was just like, I want this a bunch of blondes. But so that was why it's there is because that person was just like, I want this right there. You're acting like I was serious about not wanting you to paint that picture. Paint the picture. No, I'm scared now. Club Trio should be the official bar of this episode.

Yeah, absolutely. We don't need to ask them. We just say it. Go there and be their first customer that week. They used to stand up there. Really? Yeah, not to be far from the podcast, but customer that week. They used to stand up there. Really? Yeah, not to be far from the podcast, but I got paid like 200 bucks to stand up there one time. Fuck it, man.

Whatever. Yeah, who books that? I'll do that. I'll perform at Club Trio. God bless all those people. Nobody anymore, Adam. Oh, my God. Could I do a plug?

I'll be at Club Trio next week in Portland. Just kind of posting up. Hanging out. Just kind of chilling. Just kind of putting the vibe out. Kind of out there. Dragging the vibe. See what kind of fish get caught in it. Yeah, so the way we determine the order of the draft is through a rocking game of rock,

paper, scissors. Play between the two of you. Is this the first trio we've done where it wasn't you, me, and David? David and I have done one without you. Okay. Wait, the first trio. Yeah, maybe. Pretty excited.

Because David and I did one with Zach and Vanessa, I believe. Vanessa Gonzalez. Okay. Wait, the first trio. Yeah, maybe. Pretty excited. I'm honored. I'm honored. Vanessa Gonzalez. Yeah. But I don't know if it's been me, David, and someone else. I don't think so. Wow, I'm very honored. Three cheers to the cowardice of David Borey for not showing up.

Keep giving it to him, by the way. One, two, shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Sorry, go ahead. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Here we go.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ah. Ooh, Sean wins. Sean saying clam posse. I sure do. Sean saying scissor thrower posse. Sean saying Adam posse. I threw out paper.

I never threw paper. What am I doing? I don't know, man. You guys have got me out of my game. Well, you're on the road. You're on the way. You're on the way. Yeah, I'm just combobulated.

I need to see my wife and son, you're on the road. Yeah, I'm just combobulated. I need to see my wife and son. It's been a day. Hi, Marty. All right. Now, Sean, as the order of rock, paper, scissors is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. Before you do that, I will remind you it is a serpentine draft. And what

is that? That's a great question. You ever played Edward Forty Hands? I have. Ian? I've never played, but I would. Yeah. Not today because I'm sick, but I would. So it's if you duct tape a 40 in each one of your hands.

Yeah. Yeah. And you look at them both and you have to go to the bathroom at some point, but you can't do that until you're done drinking both of the 40s. Right. So you take a drink out of your right hand and you're like, maybe I could cheat the system and just go smash these on a wall

and somehow, somehow pull my penis out and go to the bathroom. Amidst this. And then you, you look at all your friends on the couch and they're like

shaking their heads like you can't, there's no way to do this except for us on duct taping your hands. So you take a drink out of the left and then you kind of peruse the other options.

And all they are closed doors and locked locks. If you look around at your friends, they're still laughing. So you take another drink out of your left-handed 40 and you look at them again. They're laughing harder. They've all gone to the bathroom a couple of times. And then you're like, well, I guess the only way out is to

just keep drinking. Then you take a drink out of your right-handed 40. You look at them again. Then you see a gun, but you're like, I can't grab the gun because I have a 40 in each hand. How would I grab the gun? And again, your only resort is to shatter the 40s that are duct-taped to your

hands, which shards of glass surely can't get your penis out to pee. So essentially, you just have to go back and forth and drink the 40s that are duct taped to your hands which shards of glass surely can't get your penis out to pee. So essentially you just have to go back and forth and drink the 40s until you piss your pants and break up with all your friends. Yeah, man. You nailed it.

I was really nervous about that one. Yeah, that one had some twists and turns in it. I've never understood a serpentine draft more than hearing that description. I mean, just in case there's anyone out there, that just means if you pick turns in it. I've never understood a serpentine draft more than hearing that description. I mean, just in case there's anyone out there, that just means if you pick third in the first year and you pick first in the second, but I imagine everyone already knows that. Of course, they already knew that.

A left-handed 40 sounds like a code for something else. He's freaking a left-handed 40. That's over here with a left-handed 40. You're like, oh, my God, he's got the hottest. He's got the hardest partner. The hardest partner. Hardest partner. Hardest partner.

The hardest partner, dude. Wasn't that 1994, right? Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal. John Spider-Man's alley. And Van Damme. And Dolph Lundgren. Dolph Lundgren.

It's the Expendables before the Expendables. In college, my friends and I drink 40s. We drink it down to the label, and then we pour Red Bull in there. Yo. And we called this concoction Night Rage. What are you, 19? When I was 19,

it was homemade Four Loko before that shit existed. Why don't they call Four Loko Night Rage? It's because it's off the market because people go bananas like we did. Because of Night Rage. Because of a legal condition called Night Rage. It's a medical condition called Night Rage.

We used to drink 40s down to the label and then pour orange juice in there because we heard the Beastie Boys rap about it. Yeah. Brass monkey. We didn't think we'd be like, well, let's make our own shit called night rage. I'm old. Red Bull was new. We were intrigued.

It was, we made night rage. Fuck that's sick. When Red Bull burst on the scene, that was a very exciting time for everyone in my youth football program. Anything is possible. Just give me that taaurine. Yeah, we were fucking pounding Red Bulls before football games, sweating through our pads. Oh, God, your poor heart.

Keep me that Guarine. That Taurine. Ooh, Guarine. Okay, that's my 40 tail. Sorry for the tangent. Oh, please. No, the entire podcast is a podcast, if not tangent. Fair enough. Flimsy mechanism of drafting. Those are the 10 poles. Sorry, here are my five picks. Those are the 10 poles and the tangents. Flimsy mechanism of drafting. Those are the ten poles. Sorry, here are my five picks.

Those are the ten poles and the tangents of the circus, baby. They come for the circus. Do we have an order? Not yet. Do we have an order? You won, baby. I did win, didn't I? Cheese and rice. I'm first.

Adam, you're second. Ian's fourth. Hot. Whoa. We'll do a silent draft. Third. Oh, my God. Ian's third.

David Borey, RIP, gets the third pick. RIP, David Borey. Oh, my God. Ian's third. Hot corner. Hot corner. Sean, as the first person to draft, it is now time for you to make your first pick.

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Never asked you to do this ever. Yeah. Will you please just out of nowhere say, man, we're back again. Yeah, we're back. Brings it back in, you know what i mean it is dope all right so my favorite trio we've talked about this this trio so much on this podcast wow yeah in in different ways uh but it's gonna be tlc wow number one tlc yeah number one of all the groups of three of three, you write for TLC harder than most people I know. The Learning Channel.

The Learning Channel, that's right. Well, yeah, what are we talking about? What do you think I was talking about? T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chili? No, The Learning Channel. Please. That's a fourth round pick, my friend. I'd like to see T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chili show me a show about surgery that my mom makes us wash while we're eating dinner.

They won't. They'll just make sure that you don't get HIV when you have sex. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Okay, TLC. TLC. We literally would. Sue Carmel, we'd like, she's a nurse. She's very interested in this kind of thing. It's her work.

But we would like be sitting around the table and she would love watching those surgery shows that were on TLC. I'm talking about Tiny Left Eye and Chili. No, I know that. It's a tangent. Could you mention tangent? Also, I said Tanya instead of T-Boz for some reason.

Tanya Harding. Tanya Harding, Leonardo da Vinci, and who's the C? And a bowl of chili. The two of them fighting over a bowl of chili. Just a heaping bowl of chili. Like you can you would take out you can see shane running i feel like whenever there's a bowl of chili just if you set it in the wilderness yeah if you looked off in any direction you'd see shane running at you it's like as if it was stolen from his ancestral compound what do you mean he would say weird things

shane you mean loud big von beef oven dude we've as you know we've spent the last several years coming up with nicknames for shane torres and instead of ludwig van beethoven loud big von beef oven and i think we've reached big von beef i think we've reached the apex of it that's and instead of Ludwig van Beethoven, Loud Big Von Beef Oven. Loud Big Von Beef Oven. I think we've reached the apex of it. That's terrific work. It's hard to think. If he was an attorney, he'd have a grief case. We've already said that, right?

Have we? I almost texted on the plane today. I think so. He'd have a grief case. I've heard you say it before, whether it was privately or publicly. I'm sure Shane would prefer it were the former. He would have a grief case,

and instead of cease and desist, it'd be cease and former. He would have a grief case, and instead of cease and desist, it'd be cease and insist. He would have no legal authority, but he would cease and insist that you stop it. He'd file an amicus grief. Yeah. I must cease and insist. Well, I don't think this has any legal standing, Shane,

so you can cease and insist all you want. Or legal sitting in his case. I'm a fan of him. It's so fun to be a part of him. TLC is my top trio of all time what's your favorite tlc song what about your friends what about your friends yeah will they stand their ground will they be low down you know what song i heard the other day that I forgot about. Was it Unpretty? Oh, yeah. If you want to. If you want to.

That one, that was kind of a later TLC that was good. Yeah. It was one of the. Go ahead. Of all the trio bands in the world, TLC is the first one that comes to mind for you. Don't make me say other trios, Adam. What are you doing? That's right. That's right.

Honestly. I'll flex back at you I mean yes to me I had to go personal TLC for sure was the first thing I thought of because there's trios that aren't bands that are there's other trios that are going to come up but for me

yeah like baby baby baby what about your friends ain't too proud to beg waterfalls see so that's getting into the later tlc that i'm not thrilled about for sure it is later it is later you're a great video for me it was the ooh on the tlc tip tlc that i'm talking about okay it's like cross colors like i wanted to wear these fucking bad girls that were just doing shit. And it's funny because like these dudes in the video were the dudes that I want. I was like, damn, look at them just getting told what's up by these girls.

And I'm like, yeah, fucking give me that. That's what I want. They look dope. You want to get busting, smacked around by some TLC shit. Ooh, on the TLC shit. Ooh, on the TLC shit. You like female driven R&b more than i think anyone would suspect you do if they just looked at you they'd be like probably that's not what he listens not

to spoil next week's picks but yeah there's a yeah gone well not to quote one of your own tweets back to you that you sent out today but nobody on this plane thinks i'm listening to swv right now i sure was i sure was on. On brand. On brand. So I purchased a song. I did tweet that, didn't I? You did. I woke up at six this morning. Early.

Ooh, on the early tip. And here we are at two, part near three. But yeah, I bought an SWB song, weak, because I was like, I try to buy a song every flight that I take. For me, it makes me think the plane's not going to crash. That's your thing? It would never crash with a new song on it. I'm like, no, plane

can't, nothing's going to happen if I buy a week. God would never let this plane crash with me having not enjoyed this song to its fullest. I'm not a superstitious person unless it comes to flying and then I'm the most superstitious. I got shit. I have to

touch the outside of the plane before I get on. Do you really. I have to touch the outside of the plane before I get on. Do you really? I have to touch the fuselage every time I get on. I'll tell you this. The word fuselage freaks me out. Yeah. I don't like it. It's never like that.

It's never like the fuselage looked amazing when it landed. No, it's always we recovered the fuselage. The tear was right through the fuselage. All the bullets hit the fuselage in the perfect place to where everybody died. You ever get a fuselage with a nice red sauce, though? Oh, my God. My grandma made the nicest fuselage.

I remember you being the first person I heard about cacio e pepe from. Yeah. And then since then, I've seen it on every menu I've ever seen. I'm like, oh, fucking now it's cacio e pepe. What's cacio e pepe? I call it adult mac and cheese. It's Rome's pasta dish. It's just so good.

It's so delicious. Rome's pasta dish. Every city has their own pasta around Italy. Like, oh, when you're in this city, you got to have that pasta. They're all very proud. Rome is all about that cacio e pepe. Cacio e pepe.

Cacio e pepe. TLC, first pick. Adam, time for your first pick. I'm torn because I have a lot of ideas, but the band thing got me on a band kick so i'm gonna go with my trio which is nirvana oh yeah that's a good one nirvana now i have a question yeah but do you think or go ahead well i think you've made me question my pick with your excellent tlc no no please in that i think tlc is more of a trio. They're proud to be a trio.

Nirvana was certainly a trio, but you got the sense that Kurt's going his own way. Dave's is going away. Right. They probably weren't like, it's the three of us forever, guys. Because they, you know, Kurt died. They broke up.

It changed. TLC is kind of always TLC. So here comes the question. Well, here comes the bum rush. One of the band members of each of these bands are dead. But here's the question. Do you think Foo Fighters would have existed if Kurt Cobain didn't die?

Interesting. I think it would have. I think Dave Grohl was so ambitious. I think so too. Here's a question I had because I love the Foo Fighters. People will hate on them. I love them too. They're fucking dope. People will. People hate on everything. I've seen them live a couple times. They rock. I love them. But I wonder. Have you seen them in Red Rocks? No. I saw them too. I know. They're fucking dope. Yeah, but people will. People hate on everything. I've seen them live a couple times. They rock.

I love them. But I wonder. Have you seen them in Red Rocks? No, I saw them at the Pepsi Center. But I had a box. I had a box. I got hooked up with a box. Up in the box.

Up in the box. Make yourself a mixed drink. Looking at all the people down there. Up in the box. Up in the box. Up in the box. Up in the box. Up in the fucking box.

You saw Foo Fighters? I saw Foo Fighters. I wonder, the box. Open the fucking box. You saw Foo Fighters? I saw Foo Fighters. I wonder, because Kurt is such a cynical prick in a lot of ways, would Kurt Cobain like the Foo Fighters? Would Kurt Cobain like the music of Dave's? It goes farther in because I wonder if he would have grown, like if they would have grown as a band. And then I was seriously just thinking about this today on the plane.

I was listening to Everlong and I was like, would such a great, could you see, it is such a good song. Could you see Kurt Cobain in there as a, like, like a, like a accompanying Dave Grohl?

Like if they grew into being like, all right, so now there's two lead singers. I think maybe if they lived until they were like in their, you know, fifties, they would have like maybe got back together and played and stuff like that. Were they on the outs? I don't know if they were on in their 50s, they would have maybe got back together and played and stuff like that.

Were they on the outs? I don't know if they were on the outs per se, but I think they had very different goals and very different things they wanted to accomplish, it seems like. Yeah. Like you were saying, Grohl, very ambitious. Yeah, and I've watched a number of documentaries. I read a book about Kurt Cobain. He seems like very much a man alone. Yeah.

It doesn't seem like he's a team player. He was a kid. Well, was he 27? Was what well was he was was he the 27 was he 27 yeah yeah it's weird i mean john lennon didn't die till the 80s but the beatles wanted together for like nine years and then those two guys didn't work together again after they split up mccartney and lennon you know and like those are almost two similar vibes like grohl is for sure like the mccartney we listen to more like Foo Fighters shit. It's so crazy. It's so good.

Yeah. I love it too. They're a strong fucking band. But if you listen to Nirvana, like it, if I guess for me, when I listened back to Nirvana, I'm just like, fuck,

this is really good music. Cause I didn't like it when I was a kid. I didn't like it in real time either. I knew Smells Like Teen Spirit cause everybody knew that song. It was inescapable, but I wasn't cool enough to be in it in real time. Yeah.

But I remember, you know, the dyed hair girls in my class liking it and when he died they were like girls crying yeah you know it was like a big day i remember that for sure i was like oh this is bigger than i realized could you like when you listened to it did you feel that it was because it sounded fun i just didn't like it it. I liked how grimy it sounded, but it wasn't my type of grimy yet. It took me years. The Unplugged got me more into it. Yeah, that was big.

I drafted that, and these fucking dudes gave me shit about it. When? I can't see me giving shit. What was the topic? I drafted MTV shows, Unplugged, and Nirvana was one of the things I brought up. I don't think I gave you shit to shit for that might have been Katie Nolan and David Borey. I like that.

It's great. Remember when Oasis was on plug and they like fought each other. Yeah, it was Jay-Z did it. We sat right here on this. He did a great Oasis for like six hours one day. Yeah. Oasis fucking. Oasis. Can there be can we just make a third Oasis brother so i can grab always

and little little roger what's even more british name bloody bruv the bruvner bruv gallagher uh clive clive yeah it'd have to be because no one the most british names yeah so nirvana y'all. Nirvana's my pick. That's a great pick. Time for my first pick. Yeah. I'm going to take that. Is it?

Oh, wait. We're going to let that ghost pick go by. Let's skip your first two. Yeah, Bori, what's your pick? Oh, right. You're not here because you're scurred to go against Adam Cadenhall. Yo, I was going to pick TLC. Right.

What are you going to pick? Fucking the egg again? He would have taken eggs. He would have taken eggs. Goose eggs, chicken eggs, fish eggs. Goose eggs, chicken eggs, fish eggs. Goose eggs first. Scrambled sunny side.

David's going to come at me so hard. He's going to just punch me next time we see each other. It's going to be great. He would have done that to Malloy if he was going to do it to anyone. You'd be all right. All right, good. By the way, I think you got him. Yeah, I'm not scared. I'm not scared of that punch. That's why you got him. I'm not scared I'm not scared of that punch I don't think you are and that's why you got him wow

I'm not saying you don't I'll see you on the prairie man I'll see you on the prairie I like that we think he's listening like he's gonna listen he might

he might my first pick I'm going to take we talked about him earlier the inspiration for the brass monkey three Jewish kings heroes of mine yeah

taking the beastie boys and the beastie boys you yourself are jewish 100 bar mitzvah and everything i've said this before that so that was the first or one of the first skate videos I've ever seen. And it's the questionable video. And this dude, Mike Carroll, skater from San Francisco, the Embarcadero District in San Francisco, they had a C block. So it was like a big cement thing and went up in layers. And the top of it was a C.

And then it said Errol after it. So like in the video, it said Errol. And I thought this dude's name was Mike Errol for the longest time because I didn't get the C on the top of the block was his fucking first letter of his last name. So there it is. Mike Carroll repped the Beastie Boys in so many parts. Do you have any similar stories to that? That was really good. Are there any other like sort of Mike Carroll misunderstanding type stories? If people really like that one, they can get it.

I can just tell that one again. Oh, Lordy. I can try to be sloppier when I do. Here's what I'll say about the Beastie Boys. Fucking innovators all the time yes all the time and like people took their cues from the beastie boys they would do something first and it would trickle down through pop culture paul's boutique was crazy year after year after year yeah they did so much cool shit i listened to uh past the mic came on i was like on a shuffle the other

day and like that music at the beginning of it is like so fucking rad you know what I'm saying like Root Down oh Root Down's great Root Down's great yeah I saw the video I'd never seen it for some reason for 3M season 1 DJ yeah have you seen that video it's Spike Jones it starts the three of them are just paused they're like frozen in a basement

waiting to start their performance and then it cuts to Mix Master Mike or J Master J. J Master J. J Master J. And he's like walking through New York trying to get to that place and cuts back. They're still frozen.

He's walking through New York, cuts back. He gets there, puts on the record and they just start. And then when it finishes, he takes the record and they go back to frozen. He walks out. They would make such sick videos, man. It's so cool. Sabotage, obviously.

Sabotage. Spike Jonze again. Man. You know what's fun about the Beasties is like but like spike jones again man you know what's fun about the beasties is it was like their version of rap yeah it was it was they were you could tell heavily influenced by hip-hop and rap and everything but they just did like what well this is what we think it's gonna be they were like punk dudes and then they made it that everything because there are rappers every now and like white rappers every now and then who you're like you're doing an impression of like black people rapping yeah it's pretty obvious and like i guess the beasties didn't do that quite as much like they did seem a little

more authentic well it's like it moved the the the genre forward yeah when m&m came out everybody's like he's the white he's a white rapper yeah that was the story but no one ever talked about race with the beastie boys they're just like they're three rappers like they just up with rick rubin too oh yeah fucking hey i just when i remember when i found out they were jewish and i was just like oh sick big win for the tribe i think i was like you were under 11 i was like pretty young you know like i'd heard about the beastie boys and i knew i was jewish but like i knew i was i didn't like here's the facts i knew i was jewish i was about 10 recently i saw myself i heard my own voice and i was like oh no i'm jewish

but it was like big there weren't like there weren't like a lot of people who were like cool you know who are also openly pretty jewish because that was like a big part of their identity you know you find out later from adam sandler song that like paul newman's half jewish or whatever right but they don't lead with that and uh that was just it was just fucking a cool feeling i was like yeah i can be that kind of jew you know one of my first stand-up jokes was i'm not a uh read the torah jew you're not a beastie boys jew i remember it because I've been a good friend of his for such a long time. It's a great joke.

And you're a good friend for remembering it. It's a good joke and a great friend. I put it in that order. Beastie Boys, strong choice. Strong choice. Yeah, man. What's crazy now is when they were still a punk band, their drummer was a woman named

Kate Schellenbach, who's now one of the talent producers on The Late Late Show. Really? So she's just walking around being the coolest person in the entire building. But like she's so low key and like laid back about it that like. Sure. But you can tell she like dresses so cool. You're like, you're fucking rad. Yeah.

I don't know. Like even before I knew that, I was like, I don't know what kind of rad you are, but I know you're rad. And then like, she'd run for the Beasties and Luscious Jackson and all that shit. She was in Brooklyn when it was scary.

Yeah. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in scary Brooklyn. Different Brooklyn. How many members

does Luscious Jackson have? Holy buckets. Well, anyway. Are they a trio? Are they a trio? I want to change my choice. If you take someone I work with,

man, I'll let her know. She'd be stoked. Actually, she probably wouldn't care, which is the coolest thing you could do. Fuck. So Beastie Boys is my number one pick. My second pick...

Don't look at me. This is verging on David Borey Egg's territory. Okay. But I'm going to fly it up the flag pole anyway. Good. And let's see if we can salute at it. I'm taking meat, cheese, bread. See, this is where I was hoping we were

going. Meat cheese bread. I was going to hope we were going to go to weird places like this. Inspired by a really excellent place to get a sandwich in Portland called meat cheese bread. Sure. But what's been a combination of fucking meat, cheese, and bread. We're talking sandwiches. That's also pizza.

Could be a burrito if you want to call it that. I'll defend this choice over David Borey's dumbass egg because you've got a couple ingredients in which to make a meal. Borey's just like some fucking egg. Anyway, fuck that guy. What a great

pick bite. David's a bummer. I'll bring it back to that all day. He's my Shane today. Oh my god, I feel so bad for you. Yeah, I know. It's a bummer I'll bring it back to that all day he's my Shane today oh my god I feel so bad for you yeah I know it's a curse it's a plague it's a fucking plague that poor guy he's just sitting in fucking North Hollywood right now with a bad flu

just getting hated on it's hilarious it's funny how we'll rip on Shane for like years and not be like oh well maybe this is happening but David for one day, we're like, yeah, he's great. After the episode, we're already like, oh, this feels wrong.

He's so great. He's so great. Yeah, meat, cheese, bread. So is Shane, by the way. Of course. Of course. There's just not a... I mean, like fucking...

They figured it out. Give me meat, give me cheese, give me bread. Like an ultimate? I mean, you know me, man. It's like a... I love a rye bread. Yeah. A pastrami. I'm going gonna go a swiss i was saying we're throwing a sauerkraut maybe a thousand russian dressing yeah yeah that's me of course you know i'm in but uh yeah dude meat cheese bread meat cheese bread i'll go like a prosciutto yes and chego and like a you know a french french

roll type of thing i God, I love that. That's a great sandwich right there. There's a Proof Bakery in Atwater Village over here. They do those little baguette sandwiches. Oh, man, yeah. And you can get one with like a salami or with like a ham on there. Oh, my God, they're good. Good stuff.

Oof. Sean, meat, cheese, bread? You know, Wonder Bread, bologna. Yep. Kraft Singles. There it is. Listen, Maloney, Kraft Singles. There it is. Listen, there's nothing wrong with that. With some mayonnaise on there? Yes.

I wasn't serious, but it sounded like a decent sandwich. I would be fucking out of one of those right now. You run that for president, it could defeat Trump. That's the candidate that could defeat Donald Trump. Right there. Tight. I'll change my name right now. Tight cross. I will change my whole... There it isiggling in the place i just cross tighter get the pickle jar open

um yeah dude is that what you're gonna go with let's stick with it it's an excellent underrated sandwich sure shout out to how baloney spelled by the way adam your second pick okay well i like that you opened it up to some to variations. Let's blow it wide open. I'm not religious, but I feel that one, if given the opportunity, should draft the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. You have to. Because if that is a thing, I want them on my side. I want them on my team. And man, who's more powerful than that?

You got to cost a little bit on this one. It's a Jew who just took that, mind you. I know. I'm covering. I'm hedging my bets. You got the Son and the Ghost. I? You got to toss it up on this one. It's a Jew who just took that, mind you. I know. I'm covering. I'm heading to my best. You got the sun and the ghost. I wasn't going to pick it. But with that pick, you've opened me up.

All a creation. I'm thinking all crazy. I've got everything in that pick. What's great about that trio is it's also one person. Right. Or one entity, I guess, right? Isn't that the whole thing about it? I mean, you tell us, Sean.

Yeah, yeah. Can you tell us what's going on with that? We did our... Why don't both of you calm down? I feel some really bad energy brewing in here. Is he brewing? Gosh, I don't know. The father's son... How much churching did you

do as a child? child? I was confirmed. So I went to catechism or CCD or wherever you call it. Community College of Denver. This fucking guy. And you said it's on vinyl. It's on vinyl. On vinyl, you guys.

You get all this on vinyl. I was confirmed and they called it catechism and CCD were the things we called it I went to religion class once a week for 4 years or something every weekend no every week

every Wednesday like after school at like 7 p.m. Damn, dude. That's a lot. Well, it was, I don't think it was that bad. But you still can't tell us what the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost is about. Well, I mean, you know.

It's like God, Jesus, and then like some voodoo shit. Yeah, the Father would be God, Son would be Jesus, the Holy Ghost would be the Holy Spirit, which, now we're getting into so much more shit. I don't think a lot of them could even explain it. You know what I mean? If you grabbed a priest and were like, break it down, he wouldn't know. A lot of things.

What is the Holy Ghost is the question. You gotta give about 8 ounces of Irish buffalo wing first. What is it? A fucking reminder of something that was? A touchstone of something that was. What was your a touchstone of something that was. Yeah, we were doing words that make you sound smart around too. I'm going to go Pete. And what was the word that you came up with a touchstone

that was for? I don't know. That wasn't the definition. Zach's fucking words. The father, son, the Holy Ghost. Yeah, that's something on my team. Yeah. Do you get bar mitzvahed? No, I didn't. Man, I get looking back. I'm glad i did uh i guess like the money i got for it yeah i bet you made a good

chunk of change help me move to la and all that stuff but looking back on it i'm like i spent so much time learning how to read hebrew and learning this weird melody that you do the fucking yeah that makes no sense there's no like rhythm to it there's no rhythm to it this weird melody that you do the fucking Baruch atah Adonai Baruch Hanum Ha'alach That makes no sense. There's no like rhythm to it. There's no rhythm to it. The beasties that's not the beastie Judaism. Not at all the beastie Judaism. Way more rhythm than that one. And then like and then it's gone. And then it's

gone out of your head and you spent so much time I went in 7th grade everybody was you know there was maybe 10 bar and bat mitzvahs and you'd go to the parties and I'm half Jewish. My dad's Jewish but I never went to synagogue. you know there was maybe 10 bar and bat mitzvahs and you'd go to the parties and i i'm a half jewish my dad's jewish but when i never went to synagogue yeah i was very jealous i really wanted to go to the bar mitzvahs i went to all of them yeah you went to them but i really wanted my own because it's a celebration of you it's like it really is yeah it's a big little pictures of me

on every that was the fastest p in the world doggy no. Did you get like red-faced forcing that out? Just like... Well, I don't like to be vacant. Is this crap? Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did go on a birthright trip. You did go on birthright. I have that level of Judaism.

But yeah, free trip to Israel. I'm going. Why not? I'm going. You're foolish not to. Yeah. They don't send the Irish on those, but I would have also gone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could say I want to be Jewish. They'd probably send you. No, they wouldn't. It's really lax. Send me to an Irish graveyard is what they would do. Send you to a dentist prison. Fathers of the Holy Ghost.

That's a great pick. All right. Can it be my pick? If anybody knows what the Holy Ghost is, please let us know. Sean, yeah, send for your second and third. All right. My second pick, I'm going to pick the good fellas. Oh! Pesci,

De Niro, Leota. Wow! Wow! Can I do that? Yeah! Yeah? Pesci, De Niro, Leota. Maybe stoked? I was just in my head, I was trying to think are those the three, but of course that's the three. To me, those are the good fellas. Pauly would be the fourth,

but he wasn't one of the good fellas. To me, the good fellas. Tommy? Hendry? Tommy. What's up, Hendry? Hey, Hendry. Young Patrick?

Pauly clearly goes, this is Henry. What's up, Hendry? What's up, Hendry? No, no, no. I like the director's cut where they spend like an hour being like, no, Henry. Henry. People really talk like that, though. That's like that particular kind of accent.

It's real weird. That movie, when that comes on, it's one of those, I'm watching. If it's on TV, I'm going to finish it. Sit your ass down and watch it. There's no getting around it. That scene where he pistol whips that neighbor across the street, that's so fucking great.

That prick. If somebody says they don't ever want to do that to someone, they're lying. Absolutely. And I'll tell you this. I don't want to do that to somebody. But I'm lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In that exact circumstance. If you know somebody beat up or like touched up like a woman. Yeah. You need to be sticking up for someone. I don't know. I don't know if I would want to. No, I wouldn't want to do all. But you are compelled to by a force of justice.

But afterwards, I'd definitely be doing that weird crying you're mad crying you know like that here's where scorsese can go he's done it twice yourself in that moment as far as i know or i'm concerned he's done it twice in that when you because he pistol whips him like it's like 11 times or something. And you're like, that's like brain damage. That dude ain't going anywhere. Like that's a crime for sure. You're. And the other one is in casino when Pesci takes the pen and like,

like 30 times he stabs that guy. And you're like, well, that dude's like hella dead. Yeah. That's not a blood, hella crime scene. Everyone's involved.

Everyone's in jail. But in theory, in the movie world and that in that scene where you're like that is a tough are you taking those boys i guess it's whenever they work together i'm just taking that trilogy the goodfellas i'm calling it the goodfellas trilogy but as a trio they're only really a trio in goodfellas yeah i'm good i'm taking i'm i'm calling them the goodfellas yeah but, but you don't get Robert De Niro his entire individual career.

No, no, no. You get them in that movie. In that movie. No, I get the Goodfellas. To me, that's the Goodfellas, De Niro, Pesci, Liotta. Those are the Goodfellas. Because to me, that movie is, that's what the movie is, is those three.

Yeah. And Paulie again bleeds in. What's his name? Paul Sorvino. Paul Sorvino. He bleeds in as another one. And what's Karen's name? Either one of you got it?

The actor Lorraine Baracco. Lorraine Baracco. I mean, I would argue that it's also her movie because she takes the narration over at certain points. She does. So it's very much.

It's crazy. That level of acting where you're like, I couldn't do that in front of my best friend in that movie he'd be so embarrassed on set

holy shit she takes the narrating over and then like and then he kissed me comes in kind of thing oh my god yeah

so while those guys are a great trio there's the Lorraine X Factor shout out to Lorraine Bracco oh yeah oh yeah and the Paul Sorvino Karen tells me you're Jewish

only the good half you're half Jewish. Only the good half. You're half Jewish. That's the good half. So funny. Man, that's a great pick. Third pick. Third pick. I'm getting a little more David on it.

You ready? All right. Egg. I feel bad. I don't feel bad yet, but I feel... So I'm going to... My third pick for a trio is going to be the three wishes from a genie.

Three wishes? I can do it. Tell me I can do it. Say it's okay. I love it. What a beautiful brain you have. What a beautiful brain you have. I only have it when David's not here. So I guess if I have to be specific,

I'll say the three wishes from the Robin Williams genie in Aladdin. What are those three wishes? They're my wishes now. But I don't know what they... I didn't even think about that. What would you spend them on? Aladdin were... He wished to be a prince.

He wished to be... What was the other one? A meat and cheese sandwich. He wished for one of those. He wished him free. So he wished to be a prince was the other one? Egg, meat, and cheese sandwich. He wished for one of those. He wished him free. So he wished to be a prince, wished him free. And the third wish I can't quite remember.

Was it to bring somebody back from the dead? Tupac. He brought Tupac back. That might be one of yours. What were your three wishes? I could be three wishes. One of them ain't dead yet.

So there you go. Oh my God. I don't know what my three wishes would be but just the infinite possibilities of three you just like the idea of three i just like the three wishes from all right here you go here's my three wishes um well because see this is where this is where you're gonna trouble when you wish because it it can all go it can all go back on you somehow like if you wish that nobody would have financial strife or anything then it's gonna be like well because they got murdered by somebody with more money or something so i guess i'd wish i would wish that my mother would be able to work her old job that

she did before uh she got hurt because she talking to me about how she wanted to. She was like, I just wish I could still work. And you don't hear someone say that a lot. Yeah. Wishing they could still work. So that'd be one of them. That's a nice wish. Another one would be.

I guess. Pay off everyone's debt. I'll say that. Pay off everyone's debt. That I know. Because if you say everyone's. Then it could be like drug debt. Or with everyone I debt. I'll say that. Pay off everyone's debt that I know. Because if you say everyone's, then it could be like drug debt

or with everyone I know and there could be some drug debt in it. Okay, sure. But I'll pay off everyone's... Forgivable drug debt. Pay off everyone's debt so they can start clean.

So they can... Because everyone would like that reset button. Right. Where... Because, you know, people make bad jokes. Whatever.

So pay off everyone's debt do something fun for yourself buddy I want to be able to 360 flip for the rest of my life there we go these are great wishes why don't you do like a Christ Air 900 where people are just like fucking losing that doesn't look cool on your way to the grocery store

that looks weird if I was going to the grocery store if I did a Chrysler 900, people would be like, oy, Dios mio. But if I did a 360 flip, they'd be like, get that guy all the mashed potatoes he wants. Witchcrafted. You don't pay. Just fill up these bags and

take whatever you'd like. My monkey paw situation is I'd like one of my oceans to be to dunk, but they wouldn't make my bones any better, so I'd break my ankles every time I came down. It would be gnarly if someone was like, did you see that guy dunk? Yeah. I don't know what's going on.

He's hurt. I don't know what's going on, but go get the bottle of water. Oh man. It's always dumb to wish for a bunch of money because that like goes wrong in every cautionary tale. Every time. What if you were reasonable

and were like, I want $20 million. Right. And that, and that I can just live off forever. I'll live off that. I'll be, I'm can just live off forever. I'll live off that. I'll be, I'm not going to go crazy.

I'll buy a nice vacation house somewhere. Here's my thing. 20 million. Yeah. It's not, it's not enough that people are going to like kidnap you or whatever. I'm not an evil billionaire.

20 million. And it's like, oh yeah, I own most of the Taco Bell franchises in Utah, Arizona, and Northern New Mexico. Like that amount of money.

The Mormons own those, but neither here nor there. I don't want money because I don't want anyone to be able to ask me for anything. So that's with money, with great power. I'm going to be asking you to do that 360 flip, dude. Alright, three wishes. Three wishes from Janie. Adam, time for your

third pick. Goodfellas, three wishes. Oh, there we go. Shit. And TLC. That's why I got the computer, dude. I thought I had me. Yeah. Wait, what was it? Goodfellas. Three Wishes. Oh, there we go. Shit. And TLC. That's why I got the computer, dude. I still, I got, I thought I had it. All right. All right.

Go ahead. I'm going to go with the three amigos. Yeah, of course. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chevy Chase, Martin Short, Steve Martin. Of those, I probably enjoy Steve Martin most. Yeah. Martin Short, second most.

Yes. Chevy Chase, third. For sure. That's the order. That's the order. Is it because you know that he is like an asshole? Yeah, but I also didn't enjoy Fletch as much as most people did. Me neither.

I like Christmas National Lampoon okay. The original Vacation. I'm a Martin Short guy. I love Martin Short. I might even have him in front of Steve Martin, which I know is a movie. You would say I'm a Martin Short guy. Is it so interesting that you find yourself to be a Martin Short guy? You would say that if you movie. You would say I'm a Martin Short guy. This is so interesting that you find yourself to be a Martin Short guy.

You would say that if you were talking about me, I'm a Martin Short guy. I'd like to work with Steve Martin as much. He's so fucking funny. We're all doing Jiminy Clown. He's also apparently one of the nicest guys there is. I've heard that as well. Which is a bummer because Chevy Chase is one of the,

supposedly one of the biggest press. Here is a bit of a bell end. I've heard that as well. Which is a bummer because Chevy Chase is one of the, supposedly one of the biggest pretzels, right? Here's a bit of a bell end. You do hear that. People say that about me. The end of a rock hard dick. You ever see a movie with Martin Short

called Clifford? It was very weird. I have seen Clifford. He plays a child. It's very funny. It's super funny, but it is very weird. It's a strange movie.

Yeah, he makes weird choices for sure. There was Pure Luck. Yes. Was the weird Martin Short. I don't know if I've seen very weird. It's a strange movie. Yeah, he makes weird choices for sure. There was Pure Luck. Yes. Was the weird Martin Short. I don't know if I've seen Pure Luck. What's that one? I just remember he gets stung by a bee.

It's him and Danny Glover. Yeah. It's him and Danny Glover. It's him and Danny Glover. And he gets stung by a bee and he swells up like crazy. Yeah, totally. Because I was like probably eight when I saw it. And I'm just like, holy buckets.

That's hilarious how he is so swollen. In addition to that, that movie itself was fucking great. Three Egos is Laura's favorite movie of all time. Oh, really? Yeah. Nice. And she's been to where they film most of the scenes. Where was that?

New Mexico. Okay. It's such a good movie. It's the best. Like a lot of those lines. Yeah. A guapo. A guapo.

Would you say I have a plethora of guns? It's love. It's such a good movie. I love it. I've loved it since when it came. What year was that movie? 80. Let's all take it.

We look it up. I'm going to guess first. Take a guess first. Okay. Before you look it up. I'm going to guess. 1983. 1980 diarrhea is what I heard.

1983. I'm going to say 1989. That's what I was going to say. So I'll do the prices right. 1988. 86. Damn. 86. So I must have seen that when I was going to say. So I'll go and I'll do the Price is Right 1988. 86. Damn. 86.

So I must have seen that when I was six years old and just like wrote it out the rest of my life. Dusty Biles. I just picture you at opening day like, Dad, let me in. Very demanding six-year-old ACH in a smaller, quieter Denver. A dusty cow town at the time. There wasn't much entertainment until Three Amigos rolled into town in the multiplex. No, that's

such a good pick. That was definitely on my list. Directed by John Landis, written by Steve Martin and Lorne Michaels. Oh, wow. Yeah. I didn't know he did that. I didn't either. That's the reason. But that's even more why Steve Martin's number one. He fucking wrote that thing.

Yeah. Yeah. And then Randy Newman apparently was involved in the writing as well. Randy Newman, the musician? Yeah. Maybe just the songs. What a fun room. Isn't it a fun room?

Seriously. Steve, Lorne, and Randy. They're a trio. God. Rotten Tomatoes is so weird, man. It gave it a 47%. Fuck that. The reviewers.

Rotten Tomatoes aggregates aggregates so it's 38 film critics okay 40 47 it should be all 99 99 it's so good nuts yeah roger ebert gave it a one out of four stars and said the idea is to make three amigos into a good comedy are here but the madness is missing what the madness is all. What? The madness is missing? What? I'm Roger Ebert. I know madness. If there's one thing I understand, it's madness. I'm fucking crazy. I'll take all the madness you got.

What a weird review. Roger Ebert smearing lipstick across his face. Where's the madness? What a freaking dickhead. The madness is missing. I mean, not a freaking dickhead, whatever. I don't know. You guys want a freaking dickhead the madness is missing i mean not a freaking dickhead whatever it's i don't know you can call someone a freaking dickhead if it really flows off the tongue um i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the world of motion pictures as well and i'm going to take the original star wars uh trilogy of course of course the empire strikes back and then of

course the return of the jedi new hope new jedi or, The Return of the Jedi. New Hope, New Jedi. Or New Hope, Return of the Jedi. Yeah, they didn't call it New Hope until later on. Later, yeah. Prequels. No shit? It was just called Star Wars. Exactly right.

Star Wars, Empire, Return of the Jedi. And then when they were like, oh no, we're going to blow this up and do these prequels. I didn't know that. Let's call it New Hope. No fucking way. I had no idea. It's absolutely the case. And that's why New Hope rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, I'm like, we don's call it New Hope. No fucking way. I had no idea. It's absolutely the case. That's why New Hope rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, I'm like, we don't call that.

KCH, you know what makes for a good podcast? Vulnerability. There it is. I had no idea that a New Hope was it. I'm going to tell the draw. Vulnerability. It's more than nine letters. Maybe. Pejorative. Pejorative. Perfunctory. Perfunctory.

Perfunctory was one of the ones I think I picked. Philanthropy. There it is. I was such a big fucking now. Now the cool Hollywood insider that people have come to know me as now. Just sort of a. I see the Emmy just above the floor. You know, like the fucking like take no prisoners, leather jacket, sunglasses, bad boy of the Sunset St that people know ian carmela roll into the door with two pairs of new sneaks absolutely

two pairs of new sneaks the model she's still outside i'm thinking i'm thinking of three names tommy lee ian carmela and a pile of vomit outside the viper room that's right that man was hatched from an egg of a star wars full of star wars anyway i love fucking when i was a little kid egg full of star wars listen man i'm playing i'm playing hurt right now but i uh loved star wars so much as a kid yeah so fucking much had the toys when they came out on vhs that was like massive for me uh Watch those when they when they re-release them was there. We saw them each like four or five times played it. We played Dungeons and Dragons, but I didn't really like fantasy that much. So I wrote a modified version where we role played Star Wars.

Wow, that's gnarly. And like and then they came out with a Star Wars role playing game. I played the Star Wars collectible card game that was like Magic the Gathering, but with Star Wars cards. Who did you play it with? I'm surprised. I didn't know this about you. Other dudes at the card places. I was like such a fucking, like, I guess really a nerd.

Like the way nerds, we're all especially for Star Wars. But nerds, just different kind of nerds. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I was a Star Wars nerd in like a big way. And then all the video games, TIE Fighter and like all that shit. Just shout out to Star Wars. Yeah. Time for my fourth pick. I think it's time to hit the hardwood.

I'm taking. Fuck you. No, you're not. Dwayne Wade. What do you think? Stop. Stop. Well, okay. Don't worry about it. Chris Bosh. Yeah, of course you are. The Heat Three. The Heatles. I remember. The Big Three. We were in Hood River.

The Heetles. They call them that. Tori will correct me, but we were in Hood River whenever that trade got announced, or not trade, but whenever that got announced. When they all came out

to the smoke and everything, my friend Tori was having, our friend Tori, was having his first panic attack that he's ever had. Oh no. Because we had just been at a skate park

and we went to some brewery and that was on the TV and I was like, oh, this is dope. And he's like, because we had just been at a skate park and we went to some brewery and that was on the tv and i was like oh this is dope and he's like i can't stop sweating and he had to go to the bathroom and like a wipe off he came back out i was like dude this is crazy and he's like i'm freaking out selectory but he couldn't handle the heat he wasn't freaking out so we had to get out of the kitchen he wasn't freaking out from the from that but i'll tell you this so uh the heat they got to get their players from somewhere. They have to play somewhere before they're on the Heat. Oh, this is true.

They play in Sioux Falls. Now, that's not exactly how the NBA works. What you've done is they can play. Now, Sean. It's not minor league baseball. I don't know about this. I'd love you to know that's not exactly how it works. But the Heat's G League team is the Sioux Falls Sky Force.

Got it. Yeah, Victor Page, Monty Buckley. Shot in the face. A lot of people, I don't like, even now I love LeBron, even though he's a Laker and a sworn enemy of the Lakers. I saw you dancing with the Lakers at one point, didn't I? No, no, no, no. CGI.

They'll do crazy shit with CGI. Cut the next five minutes out. That was one of those holograms. Yeah, it was one of those holograms. Yeah. I didn't start my life right until then. But they were just so, there have been more successful trios.

There have been more successful duos for sure. They came out saying they were going to win, not four, not five, not six championships. But when those three were clicking on all levels it was like fucking basketball nirvana there's that famous clip of like the uh lebron throwing the alley-oop to wade and he was like finishing up behind him it was just like wade throwing like half court fucking alley-oops bosh on the perimeter hitting threes as a seven footer looking weird looking like a raptor yeah he wasn't on the raptors anymore he did um that was

my favorite thing about Bosh yeah you're not on the raptors you look like a raptor yeah if you stare Chris Bosh in the face two other Boshes attack you from the side oh if you see Chris Bosh yeah just know there's a couple other Chris Boshes clever other Boshes clever power forward um yeah that's a solid other Chris Boshes. Clever other Boshes. Clever power forward.

Yeah, that's a solid. That is a solid. They were just an amazing, like they were the heat big three. It was amazing watching them play. It was like, they did that. What year was that? Peak of Light, Loving Basketball, 2014?

10, 12, 11? Gosh, I'm crazy. I am honestly, my temporal knowledge is awful. If you were like, what year did some movie come out? I couldn't fucking tell you or get even close. Time stopped in 1997

for this guy. Yeah, me too. That's the only time I can date anything before that. What year was Kennedy assassinated? Assassinated, I just said. Did you hear that? Kennedy assassinated. 64? 69? I'd say know what year was Kennedy assassinated. Assassinated, I just said. Did you hear that? Kennedy assassinated. 69. I'll see how it goes.

64? 69? I'd say 69 because Vietnam War was going, right? Yeah. Yeah. 69. Well, knowing you, you'd say 69 most of the time. Yeah.

Before 2069 is when he got assassinated. I bet. 3-11-1-8-7-4-20-69, dude. It's my locker combination. Yep. That's my social security number. I made him give me a way longer lock than most people.

You're like missing class. Is it 69 before the 420? Another hall violation for Jordan. I don't know what year my oldest niece was born. I couldn't tell you. I have no idea. I'm so bad with time and numbers. But yeah,

the Heedles, the big three. I was thinking of, trying to think of a basketball one and I was thinking Jordan, Pippen, and then who? You could put Rodman in there.

It could be a good one. But it's like, Rodman was weird on that team. Yeah. Steve Kerr. Kerr was good. Yeah, but your trio is like,

just undeniably. Undeniably. It was those three. Yeah. Yeah. And then Ray Allen. It was like the, the Kate Schellenbach of the Heedles. Ray Allen was the movie star. That's the trio. Three. Yeah. Yeah. And then Ray Allen was like the, uh,

right. The Kate Schellenbach of the heels. Ray Allen was the movie star. He was the movie star. Jesus. Shuttlesworth. As it were, he was the Republican,

uh, Adam time for your fourth pick. Okay. I'm going back to bands. Yes. Um, and there's probably other trios that maybe you could argue for stronger, but in terms of my level of sheer enjoyment.

Yeah. Blink one 82. On my list. On your list. Who are you looking at, Ian? I don't know that you were a Blink guy like that. I fucking love Blink. I'm a later in life Blink guy.

Ian's a Blink guy. I was Blink from way early. I could see that, both of you. Dude Ranch. And there was one before that called Cheshire Cat. That's right, that's right. My buddy Darren, who's like drama kid weirdo,

he would stay up and listen to this punk TV show on like Public Access in Denver, like Channel 12. And he heard about Blink-182. So like before they were big, their original drummer who died.

Oh, that's right. We were like 15. We went to this punk club and I was so lily white i was wearing a polo shirt to a fucking punk show and like we didn't know any better we stole some beers that were warm we like chugged them i wound up drinking warm beers cold beers like dude i got these freezing cold beers i puked in front of a line of punks in a polo shirt as a 15 year old and everyone was mocking me

and then I puked and rallied and I love that Blink show and I've been with them ever since that would have been so cool to see Blink back then I got married in the same place the Mercury Cafe call back I stole another fucking Pabstster labatt what would be the perfect but anyway uh

i just love their videos i like their their attitude i hear that music and i'm in a good mood it makes me happy immediately me too i really can't like be in a bad mood when i'm listening to that music and it's so it's just so good it evokes such positive memories for me too very nostalgic cruising around beaverton in high school just like blasting it that like And it's just so good. It evokes such positive memories for me, too. Very nostalgic. Cruising around Beaverton in high school, just blasting it when you were a junior or a senior. For me, just playing it real loud and being on the cusp of freedom.

Totally. And listening to that music. So many high school movies have realized that and used Blink as their soundtrack, but it does feel like the soundtrack of high school, and in a good way. Yeah, absolutely. Not like sad high school, but like fun high school. It's just beautifully crafted pop music, man.

Smith and I got in such a big argument. I think I've talked about it on here before about commiserating. I didn't think that was a word. It is. Commiserating. Oh, yeah. We got in such a big fight about it. And it turns out I was wrong.

Wow. That's where I learned that word. And you were wrong. The one time. So Tom DeLong taught you the word commiserating he he taught along it to me and hopefully one day you can thank him for that taught along taught along travis barker and mark hoppus yeah hoppus hoppus hoppus your people caught a hop. There you go. You're back. I was gone the whole time. I wasn't funny that whole time. Oh, no, no. Just since the soccer era thing.

You're back in the good graces of the Jewish people now. Congratulations, Mazel. Welcome back. Welcome back. Sean, time for your fourth and your final picks. So I'm going to pick

a trio from NBA Jam. Oh. It's going to be Sean Kemp, Gary Payton, and Detlef Schrempf. So those are the three available players. Those are the three available players. You're aware it's a game where two players are on the court at any given time.

Right. But there are three available. I can't do it. On certain modes. Can I do it? I love it because I love those players. Absolutely. Gary Payton, Sean Kemp, and Detlef Schrempf.

Detlef Schrempf. Even if I were in a more uh you can eat i'm here yeah oh if you're not if i what we're well over an hour if i was in a more oh absolutely yeah once we start going yeah you text me like we'll be an hour if i'm in a more constructionist mood uh hewing more closely to the constitution of AFV, I'd still allow it just based on the name Detlef Schramm, dude.

So for me, NBA Jam, big part, big part of my life. Sure. And that was always my team, the Sonics. I just, I think it's a really fun,

good trio. I'm trying to remember, I think it was, the Nuggets were Dikembe Mutombo and Lafonzo Ellis. It fucking was. It sure fucking was. Those are some names. Lafonzo Ellis. It fucking was. It sure fucking was.

Those are some names. Lafonzo Ellis. Lafonzo. I love that, dude. Sorry to take it right back to Denver all the time. Sorry. Were you wondering if I ever had and wore and owned and operated a Lafonzo Ellis jersey? No fucking way.

You weren't wondering that? Well, I'll tell you this. I did. I was. I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did for quite some time. Lafonzo, dude.

Lafonzo. Lafonzo. What if... Hey, I'm Lafonso. Lafonso. What a... Hey, what's up? With a P. Hey, I'm Lafonso. This is my brother, Crafonso. There's a football player named Crafonso Thorpe.

Lafonso Ellis. And his sister, Credenza Ellis. Credenza. And this is my mom, Jan. Portland's Clyde Drexler, Terry Porter, and then I don't know. I can't remember the third one. Or NBA Jam trios. The Bulls are

Jordan and Grant. Which was Horace Grant. That's the trio of the Bulls. Horace. I was a Sonics kid in NBA Jam and stolen jerseys, so that's what I wanted. Because of your Tupac affiliation, you know, very West Coast, you know.

Respect. Don't we call me West Coast Sean now? West Coast Sean, dude. Yeah, yeah. Did we decide that on or off? West Coast Sean, the Pacific Northwest Bureau Chief. Yeah. You can see known trafficker of the Northwest Corridor.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Haunting the various corners of that region of America. Excellent pick. And your final pick, Sean. I'm the various corners of that region of America. Excellent pick. And your final pick, Sean? I'm going to make a mad David pick here. Whoa. You ready? Yeah.

Snap, crackle, pop. Yeah. That is a David Blorey pick, but a dope one. I feel like that was the one where he might have picked that. Yeah. Snap, crackle, pop. I don't have any real reason. I'm not married to that pick.

I just, I'm like. You don't want to talk to us about why you like these three characters who brought us one of America's blandest cereals? Because our site rolls off the tongue. Did you say blandest? Yeah. No way. Rice Krispies.

Love Rice Krispies. He's saying, oh, your boy over here. I like the treats. He's a Grape Nuts guy. Okay. I like Grape Nuts too. Oh, man. All right.

I like Grape Nuts too. You guys have done cereals, right? Hold on, hold on. Ian, Ian. Ian drunk. I got to hear that one. Ian, give Adam and I a second. Okay.

Adam. Yes. Now I want you to answer. I want you to be honest. Do you like Grape Nuts? I have Grape Nuts in my house right now. I didn't ask you that. I like Grape Nuts.

Well, it's weird that you didn't say that first. You like Grape Nuts. We were talking about Rice Krispies, so I talked about Rice Krispies. You don't think they taste like gravel? No, I don't. I'll put some raspberries in there, and I'll go at it.

You ready for this? Yeah. First time it's ever happened. Subdraft your top five favorite cereals. Oh, my Lord. Is that okay? I got them ready to go. Grape Nuts can't be on there

why because it's disgusting is this sugar sugar I didn't ask top five pieces of glass you like to chew on god damn

one of your best friends you're my brother I can I can be honest with my brother you can't be nice to your best friends or you can't be honest

with your best friends you be honest with your brother grape nuts suck are we going sugar and anything anything's on play all of it okay well i don't eat as much sugar anymore so here's what i regularly eat yeah this is what's in my rotation great okay i get uh grape nuts i get corn checks any checks i like the corn check any checks yeah i get uh i get special k oh yeah okay but i also like sugar cereals I like Cocoa Krispies is a favorite sugar cereal

let's go your favorite but I like those and then Frosted Mini Wheats oh yeah number 5 Frosted Minji Wheats Frosted Minji Wheats

Frosted Minji Wheats what were you eating the Frosted Minji Wheats I ate Frosted mingy wheats, mate. Frosted mingy wheats. What were you doing eating the frosted mingy wheats over there? I ate frosted mingy wheats at night. Minge. It means vagina. Yeah. I like that cereal. You know what fanny means?

What? Also vagina. You know what fanny means? Vagina. I thought fanny's a butt. Here it is. In England, it means vagina. Isn't that something?

I got to check Scott's Cheap's Flights. I got a new word to use over there. Two countries separated by a common language. That's what we are. I'll tell you this. That was the first mini draft I think that's ever happened. Frosted mini draft. Man, I'm so honored for all these AFE.

One more time. Frosted mini draft. Bravo. This is an exclusive frosted mini draft. Those are my cereals. I like how when there's three of us, I'm like, oh yeah, dude, it'll be tight. It'll be...

We'll put a bow on it real quick. Sorry, guys. We all love talking to each other. You know what I mean? Even without the microphones, we wouldn't go this long. Adam, time for your final pick. Okay, well,

I love the snap, crackle, pop, and I was tempted to go into an absurd one like of see no evil, hear no evil, sneak no evil. Oh! CVE kind of did.

But I'm not doing it. I'm of did. But I'm not doing it. I'm just shouting it. I'm not doing it. I'm going to use hubris instead, if I may use that big of a word, and put the Grawlix. I'm drafting the Grawlix number five. And it's not just because it's something that I do,

and it's like me, me, me. It's for a sincere love of Ben Roy and Andrew Orvidal, who are my dear dear friends and i'm like so happy that we've known each other for years made a tv show and we're still as close as we always were there's like a lot of pressure that came in and we just held tight and are like closer than ever so the grolics is you guys did the dream man like you made it out of denver state like like while staying in denver like in a big way it's fucking us up in portland like the two of us and like shane and i mean we like admired it from afar well even while we knew you

but it was like yo that's like how you fucking do it i didn't i didn't know you yet i mean yeah that was the thing that's what we were talking about earlier yeah i didn't watching you guys do that from denver is such a motivating thing. Thanks, man. I think it probably had an effect on a lot of local comedy scenes, too, where it was like, now you see a lot of shows like that. We certainly did. We did Funny Over Everything, which was our Portland version of the Grawlix. We said that so many times.

We were like, this is our version of the Grawlix. We really did. Well, that's awesome. That's great. That makes me. Because we used to bring people in. We would, you know,

but yeah, we would bring in a comic that maybe wouldn't necessarily work the club. Right. And we would bring them in. And that was the whole point. That was from you guys. So, yeah.

It's always been about showing people comics. They should know. Yes. For us. It's like, you should be aware. That's why we're inviting you. Cause they probably already know you,

but still it's like, you should, you should be aware. If you're not aware of this comic, you should be aware of this. And then you give you because they probably already know you. But still, it's like, you should be aware. If you're not aware of this comic, you should be aware of this comic. And then you give like the local comics a chance to be on a show with them. Maybe people who aren't working the club all the time.

Scene building. Scene building. Yeah. Scene building. Yeah. So I'm proud of those Grawlix boys and I'm proud of our friendship for just getting like stronger over the years.

And I love those dudes. See them all the time. I think that's a wonderful pick. So that's, I'm picking the Grawlix. I'm going to tell a story about Ben real quick. We don't have time for it. Maybe I all the time. That's a wonderful pick. So that's I'm picking the Grawlix. I'm going to tell a story about Ben real quick. We don't have time for it. Maybe I've told it. Ben Roy is one of my favorite

comedians in the world. He's so singular. Nobody does it like he does it. Such a sweetheart and gentleman. So I'm in a cab in Omaha and Ben is on the far left back seat. Brian Cook is in the middle and I'm on the far right back seat. Was Cook is in the middle. And I'm on the far right backseat. And Brian was being nice the whole time.

Brian was being such a prick. We say with love. Brian was being such a prick. Interrupt real quick. Brian came out last night and he met me and Kyle. And Kyle goes, get out any sincerity you have because Cook's coming. Even though he's a writer now. He's actually pretty nice now that he's a writer.

I love Brian Cook. It's astonishing. A plus ball buster. That guy is though. Brian was in the middle being such a prick to me. And Ben, who's a ball buster himself, leans,

he leans over Brian. He's like, Hey man, I'm, I'm so sorry. He's such an asshole. And I was like, and I go,

I go, no, I'm staying in his room. And Ben's like, well, I guess, I don't know. It was just funny.

It was tight. Good, good folks. Good folks. Oh, and fucking a Andrew's recording his album at helium. A.F. Years. When? Sunday, February 16th.

Orbital. Orbital recording an album and helium. Oh, my God. Comedy. So if you can go support him, go support him. Pack that place out yeah go i might be there that night that's after you might be getting back from uh i'll either fly here to madison we'll discuss it tomorrow yeah or here or to here sorry to work on another shout

out but i love the girl absolutely uh february 16th helium portland orbital in over all the amazing stand up portland, pack it out, man. For real. Hell yeah. I'll be there. Time for my final pick. I don't know if I want to. Is it time yet? I think it's time.

I'm kidding. As the founder. Oscars. Oh shit, he's being a mean me. Chief rabbi of All Fantasy Everything. What?

I'm going to make my final pick. I'm going to take, but I'm surprised you didn't take this dude no give me a hint chicken hot sauce blue cheese fucking chicken wings dude the holy triumvirate and you were giving me shit i'm a blue cheese man over a ranch man giving me shit i'm a blue cheese man over a ranch man but that fucking trio trio. You're a ranch man. Huh? No, I like blue cheese more. I like

ranch too. Whenever I bring ranch, you always get in the ranch. I get into both of them. I mix it up. You're crushing the food picks. Thank you very much. I'm jealous because I was trying to think of trios. It's all duos. It's peanut butter and jelly. I thought of it on the Uber ride home and I was hungry.

Smart. What would I like to eat? I'll tell you, I was on the plane. made me hungry just your description sipping uh early in the morning and then I got here I got those Irish buffalo wings right here yeah you took the trio Jameson a cup in your mouth that is see this is this is so fun that's Because I was kind of scared about trios, honestly. Really? I loved them. I was like, I don't know.

Well, we'll say all the honorable mentions, but I was like, I don't know who to pick. But it is one of those ones where it's like, just go crazy. It doesn't matter. It's just three or something. I had to read over the text a few times where I was like, we didn't really set any parameters.

Was this Karen Wachtell's idea? Was it in the trios that I texted you? It was in what you texted me. Oh, it's Karen's idea? I texted Karen, who's my partner in the High Plains Comedy Festival, as like, I'm doing AFE. You got any topic ideas? And she sent me like eight. Oh, shout out to Karen. Thank you. I think this was hers. So Karen Wachtel, lovely

lady. Shout out to Karen. She came up with the trios topics. Shout out to fucking High Plains too. I'll tell you. This is an embarrassing. She came up with the trio's topics. Shout out to fucking High Plains too. I'll tell you. This is an embarrassing story about High Plains. It's only embarrassing for me. Did you puke red wine? Huh?

Did you puke red wine? No, that was a different festival I've done. Gotta get around. No, we got to High Plains and we're at the hotel. And we'd been sipping all day. And we're going to Comedy Works South. And we're in the Uber going there and the sun was setting and something hit me and i was just two plus the you've been drinking early thing it wasn't it couldn't have been that it couldn't have been that but something hit me

where i was like whoa what are we going to the south club when the sun's coming up and then somebody was the voice of reason in the back and they're like you just you just go going to the South Club when the sun's coming up? And then somebody was the voice of reason in the back. And they're like, you just go back to the hotel. Lost time. And then we get to the club and I was like, all right, I'm out. And back to the end. Long story short,

I woke up the next day. I was like, that's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. This last year, High Plains, was it a little later in the year? It was. We pushed it back. Yeah, I remember being colder

but going swimming in the hotel anyway. the venues were so hot in august yeah let's push it back that makes complete sense by the way high plains comedy festival oh hey absolute most bonkers dope dang fest if you're anywhere in the region you gotta get there it was it's our favorite place to do afe live it's's so much fun. AFE is High Plains Royalty. You guys are always welcome. We've done it the last two years there, and it has been so sick. Fuck yeah. I cried both times, and I'll keep crying. You've done live shows from there.

I'll keep crying. Well, we love having you dudes and love Karen for the trio pick. Absolutely. Oh, beautiful. Ah, what a fun draft. Now, to recap. Yeah, we did it. Sean, you went first. You took TLC, the good fellas. beautiful ah what a fun draft now uh it was well over yeah we did it sean every i'm sorry sean you

went first you took tlc the good fellas three wishes from a genie gary payton sean kevin detlef shrimp and then snap crackle and pop is the best part that's pretty good you took nirvana the father the son of the holy ghost the three amigos blink 182 and then the growlix quick story the british people call blink 182 blink 182 really yeah that's blink 182 like when you call the 405 the 405 but that's fun you know what i mean they're blowing it the 405 yeah blink182 is some fanny shit. Blink-182. It's some big-time fanny shit. Blink-182. Blink-182. I went last to the Beastie Boys, Meat, Cheese, and Bread, Star Wars, LeBron, Dwayne Wade,

and Chris Bosh, and then Chicka Wang. Think about how happy all those five things made you. So happy. Your trio is just a caramel delight. Those are big regions of my life right there. For sure. We left a lot of good stuff on the board. Vodka, vermouth, and olives.

Oh, man. The Matrix. The Matrix. The Lord of the Rings. The McClung Brothers. Who are they? Trent Trapper Skateboarders. Okay, cool.

Three's Company. Oh, come on. Karate Kid, one, two, three. There you go. The Lonely Island. I like those dudes. Those guys are great. Lonely Island.

Destiny's Child after they figured it out weed postmates and streaming man what else you me and david doing that's a good tree yeah yeah but we couldn't go do that after the grolics yeah i was thinking about doing it we're working our way we're trying to work our way in that direction who we doing louis oh yeah huey Louie? Oh, yeah. Huey, Dewey and the News. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Huey, Lewis. Huey, Lewis and the News. Huey, Dewey and Louie and the News.

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No, don't leave it. Shout out to Grape Nuts. Grape Nuts, man. Hey, co-signed in my personal Frosted Mini sub-draft. Co-sign on the Grape Nuts. Shout out to me not asking ACH if you co-signed it or not. The motion carries. The motion carries.

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You know? Shout out to all that shit. Shout out to the sunglasses Sean's about to put on. It just got colder in here. 10 degrees colder, dude. Somebody's ready to hit the wet carpet right now. Shout out to the wet carpet of the Oscars.

This is a wet carpet outfit, by the way. You couldn't get a more wet carpet outfit. Shout out to Adam. What's the name of your album? Adam Caden Hall and something like that.

Performs his signature bits on Final. Saddle Creek. Saddle Creek.com. Shout out to the new podcast, The Grawlix. The Grawlix saves the world. Wherever you get your podcasts,

we're having a lot of fun. And more important than all of that, tune in again next week for another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. Who should do this one? Should I do this one? Oh, Adam, you should say shaklakity because it's what David usually says, and it'll be the ultimate sign of disrespect. I'll try to do it like David. Okay, here we go.

Shaklakity! That was a HeadGum Podcast.