All Fantasy Everything - TV Shows to Fall Asleep to (w/ Chris Estrada)

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

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slash Wondery. That's Audible.ca slash Wondery. everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting TV shows to fall asleep to. Our guest today is the stand-up comedian, writer, actor, Chris Estrada. Man, thank you for joining us.

Nice to be here. I'm ready to draft. We're drafting, baby. We're going to trade paint. Yeah. There it is. We're all going to have sex. Yeah. Funtime listener, first-time guest. Come on. I mean, Carmel with me,

as always are my friends of comedian, David Bori. Here we are. This is going to be fun. Yeah, I'm excited, man. This is a good one. When you guys hit me with the topics, that one really stood out to me. Yeah. It's like you have different phases of your life. Mm-hmm. You know? Exactly. Deal with this topic. I've got a lot of non-TV show stuff that I follow up. I grew up, so we're drafting TV shows to fall asleep too. As I said, I grew up listening to sports radio. All right. To follow. I think like I come from a big family. You're from another era. I'm from another era. I'm from another year. I'm from another old Yeah, it was to the baseball.

The Brooklyn Dodgers games. Yeah. The boys are just back from the war. Yeah. Catfish hunting on with a triple. A young, oh, what's his name? That old Dodgers guy. A young Vin Scully.

Yeah, Bing Scully. Yeah. No, I came over with big family. So, like, the falling asleep on the floor when I was like a really little kid to, like, conversation was always very comforting. So, like, as soon as I could, I would listen to, like, overnight sports radio to fall asleep. Pretty loud, too. Pretty loud. I would.

Did you listen to a love line? Did you ever listen to? I used to listen to Loveline, do you? Man. I went to the Loveline and I'd be like, man, my life's all right. As long as I'm not calling Dr. Drew, my life's all right. I would also listen to a Loveline and be like, where do these girls live? Yeah.

Not by me. I remember being like 12 listening to Loveline and being like, oh, no, you're messing up. Like, not really no one, but like you have no life experience. I mean, did you guys watch it? I remember watching Love Line. Yeah, I remember watching it on MTV. I remember growing up here, growing up here in L.A. It was, like, listening to it every night.

Oh, because it started here, right? It started here, yeah, here on K-Rock. And you would listen to it at night. And it was, like, you know, it's crazy? You're like, what is her real name? Yeah, people would listen to it. I remember going to, like, school the next day, and people would be like, man, you hear that crazy-ass person talk about, like,

they got herpes and AIDS. That's a real 97 call. Dr. Drew's like, ah, well. He tried to dance around and, like, well, you could start woodworking. There's a lot of stuff you could do. He was him and Carolla? Him and Corolla. Yeah, that's right.

Corolla. I said, I did their two podcasts separately during my book tour. They both have podcasts now. Yeah, that's right. You gotta bring that love line. They should get back together. Are there, are there, are there, are there, are there radio, like, is there a community anywhere where people are calling into the radio at night?

Big boy still, right? Do people still call into Big Boy? People still calling to Big Boy. I mean, more like Delilah. You guys remember Delilah? I remember Delilah. Delilah was depressed. That was, that was mom shit.

Yeah. What? Was it like sleepless in Seattle? Yes. Yes, I remember Delilah Yeah, yeah I remember Delilah Hi Delilah

Delilah is like a parody though Like you almost It's so on the nose Yeah So on the nose It might be like the Wizard of Oz Where it's a tiny Jewish guy Yeah

You know what my favorite thing is Hold on I gotta get in the outfit For my show I got Delilah from 9 to 3 My favorite radio call I ever saw Was on this podcast on YouTube This guy is called West Coast Radio and this guy had Sugar Free, the rapper on.

He's not for the radio. He's not for the radio. But a guy called him up with a pimp riddle. And then he goes, sugar free, if she's out on the streets, does that make her outstanding? And then Sugar Free was like, well, damn, man, you got me on that way. Now you're sugar free. Oh, it kills me.

He kills me. He had to think about it. It shook them. Because, you know, that was like the one line, the sugar free is full of lines, but I feel like that was the one line he had never heard. He never thought of. If she's on the streets,

does that make her outstanding? And, man, you got him. Trump. That's all right. I remember the way, so, like, I grew up in Beaverton, Oregon, like, a suburb of Portland, Oregon, right? So, like, I didn't, like, sugar free was not in my orbit at all.

Yeah. But my, I remember, like, huh? Sorry, never mind. I was going to make a weird sugar-free joke. Oh, my brother's older friend, or my older brother's friend like used my Napster one time to download a bunch of stuff

and like including like sugar free and a bunch of other stuff and I remember just and you would go back and you'd be like oh there's all these new songs and like listening to it all at once and like that's how I encountered and it like blew my fucking mind.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Learning the ism at a young age is like it was I remember listening to Pimshut as a kid being like oh I don't think I like this part of some talk it's always too much for me.

I don't even know that I knew I just remember growing up here in LA and this girl I knew with like downloading that stuff and she was just a big sugar free fan and we used to just chill with her and she'd be like, we'd all be like, man, I'd rather give you my bitch than give you a last hit of my Indol smoke. Which is not how I would ever feel. And it's hard of thinking like that's how you should operate. It's crazy. Does he kind of like, does he kind of rap like this? Is that? Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, but he kind of wraps offbeat a little bit. Yeah. But he's dope. He just has his own. He's got a little bit of like Mara C to him, right? But now he's got like a lot of quote, a lot of shit online. Because he's like doing a press tour. Yeah.

I've been seeing him online a lot. Yeah. Just like screaming about somebody bitch about to get took. He's wearing like a red button. Too short, too short, sugar-free, ying, twins and someone else. We saw it like the Pantages. Oh, really? Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, like nine years ago or something. Yeah. It was sick. Yeah. It was all punkos acoustic and then a bunch of sugar free. That's a good night. Yeah.

Um, we're talking about, why are we talking about sugar-free? We're talking about... Stop listening to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, I used to follow sports radio all the day. And still, to the day when my wife is out of town, I'll listen to it. And I can say this because we're not a picks. Desert Island Discs, which is a BBC radio show.

Yeah. It's just a very pleasant pretty house. Mm-hmm. It's like, what... And tell us about your next song. Because the premises, they, like, basically draft, like, five songs that they would take to a desert island. Yeah. And it's just so pleasant. See, I like that. They play 30 seconds of a song and then they're into the next thing. And it's just like, oh, I'm right out. You know what I want

to bring back calling in songs to your girl on the radio. Yeah. That was always always I love doing that. That would be the coolest shit ever right now. I want to say what up to Alana and Pico Robertson. I love you. Let's get married, baby. And then it's just like, it's just a song that doesn't match. Picture me rolling. Yeah, picture me rolling Like it's just a It's just about a song about you feeling like flossed out Yeah

We would call in a way No, not at all It's romantic in a way It's like you make me feel like this But it is about me I'm blacking out You're yelling out big psych daddy We used to play creep

That was a big one And then you look at the lyrics You're like I was just telling her I was crazy Yeah It's about cheating on people Radiohead Yeah radio head

Oh that's weirder Yeah, Radiohead was what I'm talking about. Like, hey, I'm a loser. Will you go out with me? Yeah. Are you serious? Did you say, it swore you meant PLC? Yeah, that makes one.

This is way before creeped ELC. This is like 94, probably, calling in radio stations. What are crazy? That's not the point. Would you call the radio and be like, will you, it's Sean? Will you go out with me and then say the song? I don't think that on the nose, but something like, you know, hey, well, we didn't get to say it. It'd be the DJ being like, hey, Sean, you know, or Jamie, shout out from

Sean can't wait to see you in school tomorrow or whatever here's Creep by radio You know the page of that song goes She's running out the door Yeah and I'm chasing her with a gun Damn you were smooth You were a Casanova Didn't you also sing a girl a song

Like on a CD? I sang I taped myself So we had a karaoke Video Tape Yourself kiosk At the mall and I sang God must have spent a little more time on you by Insync Never got the tape so thank God

I would love it now well Isaac roll it we haven't if anybody I mean I wish so bad because it was supposed to pop out of VHS tape it was like 20 bucks

I had a backdrop and everything it was like the moon and stars and I was trying it like I was really probably this or a hoodie or something but I was really like

God must have spent like I was really trying to sing you were like being earnest too this was not even being ironic dead serious so then she we never got the tape so I was like I'll just sing it

you, and then I sang it to her in bed one night. Wait, you were both in bed? Yeah, we were just laying in bed. We weren't, like, in bed as an adult, you know? Did you make eye contact what you sang? I was looking up at the stars, too. Okay, yeah, yeah. Where the stars would have been if it wasn't her basement ceiling.

Oh, my God. You believed in yourself? I really did. And it worked, we dated for a while. And you guys were, like, looking up at the star stars? Well, we were in a basement looking up at the ceiling, but, you know, in my mind. Oh, those green stars that girls would put on the ceiling. I was thinking about those last night.

I had those in my room. Those were everywhere. Yeah, those were everywhere. I was telling someone recently I felt like this is on topic, off topic kind of but one time I was out this was like maybe 20 years ago

I was outside and I had seen on the news there was like a meteor shower and I went to go look at it and my mom said, what are you doing? And I said, oh, I'm looking at the stars and she didn't let me finish and she started laughing. And she told my sister

in Spanish. Hey, he thinks he's a poet. Isn't that cold? Isn't that cold? Look at the stars. Hey, people think he's a poet. She told my sisters in Spanish, hey, secret poet. Yo, that hurt worse.

That felt worse. I feel it to this day. I told my mom one time that she did that to me. She goes, I don't remember it, but she started laughing. Okay, so it was the same reaction. She was just like, yeah, that sounds like me. She's proud of herself for years later

That's good That's good shit Oh that's wonderful So when you said looking at the stars They made me think of that You just you turtle up like Yeah that happened to me one day Yeah

Oh man that man who was looking at the stars at Sean Cougar Melon Jordan On Instagram This comes out November 13th November 13 We are ahead We're deep

We're deep Two months I already got rich Right now David's rich When they're watching I'll be at the Commonwealth Sanctuary and Cincinnati

December 4th. And I'm going to do a holiday show at Helium, I think, December 22nd. I don't have the date yet, but by now I probably will. Will you? Yeah. Oh, maybe you're a friend on the podcast will be there. Shit, Isaac, you can come do some stand-up or what? Yeah, man. Gotcha. Why don't you go look at some stars, loser?

He's a poet. He's literally a poet. Anyway, holiday show at helium, it was dope last year. It'll be dope this year. Are you going to go theme again? Are you going to die your... I think I'm going to do it. No, I blew it. I think I'm going to just to go to, like, my gratitude, appreciation, happy holiday show, something like that.

Nice. Yeah. Last year, I was like an office Christmas party theme, and I was the boss. I tried to dye my beard, jet black. Yeah. You ever dyed your facial? You ever?

Dog, I barely grow anything. Went up to my eyes. It turned purple, like up to here. I was like, no. So I freaked out halfway through. You just look bruised. I looked like a loose. I got mugged on the way in.

Some kids jumped you. I tried to fuck it. For the Emmys, I tried to grow. I was growing my mustache out. and I wanted it because I was going to wear a tuxedo and I wanted to do an old Hollywood mustache you know where it's like a thin guy

like a pencily one where there's like the line in the middle. I was looking at pictures of Brad Pitt with it which is dangerous. You got to shave the top and the bottom of that to get it thin. It's weird. You have to like buzz the bottom for sure and like shave the top down. You have to go to a barber you have to go to a barber. That's apparently what you should

do. Yeah. I didn't go to a barber. I tried to do it at home and the divot just kept getting wider and wider until it looked like a reverse Hitler and I was like just too on the side just two little like darts and I was like all right

I'll take it down That's like one of the Cowboys and Tombstone has one of those Like way out here Like the Mick Mars I was so I was so bummed out I was so excited

Because you know you're like Oh my gosh New facial hair is exciting Yeah I haven't done it I'm gonna go to a barber next time Or at least get my wife involved You know what I'm somebody

Who like a second person To like get in there Get the barber They all got the strier they all got the straight razor. They do have a straight razor. And they got, well,

now they're calling it enhancements, but do barbers know how to do that now? Like do barber, does a barber still de facto no facial hair? Yeah.

Yeah. My barber does, my barber does the straight razor and all that. Would a white barber know? I don't trust them. Yeah. No, you just have to go to the old-timey ones.

Like the ones where it's like candy cane outside or whatever. Yeah, and they have like tattoos. Yeah, yeah. Not the Floyd 99 ones. Yeah, I can't go to that. But like a one where that's like, They've been doing it for like four years.

Zach used to go to one in Glendale that he would swear by. Really? Yeah. No, I'm lying. A loser. I think barber is still like alive and well. I know you're mad about it. Hold on Ian's mad about it.

Damn. Do you have to go to school to be like a barber at Floyd's? Yeah, you do? You need a license. Yeah, you need a license. Barber college, I think, is a huge racket, too. I know about eight guys who went and didn't finish. Yeah.

So they'll fade you up in the house, but they did. You know what I mean? I know tons of guys who went to barbers school and did not finish. I wouldn't mind if there were like barber night classes where you could just go learn a few things. Oh. Where you can kind of give yourself like, you know,

like you can get cut at the barber school too and it's cheaper. Oh. You know what I need to know and if anybody knows, I need to know where to shave my beard from. Like where to, you know, you do like two thumbs up from the Adams apple or whatever. Is that what they say?

I think that's what they say. Yeah. If anybody knows what it is, tell me. Because I feel like. Because you are doing it wrong. Am I? Am I? I always feel George Lucasy when I go like this.

Like you can see. Don't do that. Wait, you don't talk to people like this? Yeah. When you're doing your DVD in commentary? Laura, I miss you so much and I love you, bro.

It does look. From this angle does look, George Lucas said, that's when we came up with C3PL. Yeah, just always, I catch stuff from the side. I'm like,

damn, I shave like, I'll cut the corner sometimes. I think it looks good. I mean, I like, yeah. Thank you. It's easier to do when it's longer. Yeah.

Nothing funny about that. No. No, that's not. David Boar's here. Cool guy jokes 87. Where can people see you? I just watch my special on YouTube, Birth of a Nation with the G,

it's on the 800-pound gorilla website. This is in the future, but everybody's like, it's not up on the website yet. I don't know, man. They gave me a date. They told me to start promoting. I started promoting.

I don't know when they put this shit up. Probably the 29th. They were talking about it on Reddit. I went in there and set them right. Oh, did you tell them that's coming out? Yeah, I told them it's coming out later. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I got you.

Okay. The way, it's, I figured it out. It's the cadence with which you say 800-pound gorilla. So I'll say 800 pound gorilla You say 800 pound gorilla website And you say 800 pound gorilla website Which is like G-U-E-R-I-L-U-N? No, it just makes it sound like it's a gorilla website

That weighs 800 pounds Isn't that what there's mascot? Isn't that the point? There's an 800-pound gorilla website It's 800-pound gorilla website Wait, you say it? 800-pound gorilla website 800-pound gorilla website

They say it all together You're saying 800-pound and then gorilla website Yeah. It's an 800-pound gorilla website. Oh, like a website for fat gorillas. Or like it's a renegade website. It isn't supposed to be out there. People are just learning about silverbacks right now.

Okay. Okay. It's on the 800-pound gorilla website. Yeah. So every time you've been saying it, it's been making me laugh to myself a little bit, and I finally figured out why. I'm like, why is that funny? The last six episodes.

Just fucking watch it, man. But it's November. So it's already gone viral. Thanks for the two million views. I'm rich now. you're playing key arena tomorrow right yeah yeah shout it to the key arena get to be an arena guy

let me open for you I want to see what it's like yeah I'll just do that go on hot ones let's all do it why haven't I just done that why not just doing yourself you should get a Netflix special why not

what nothing all right all right yeah and that'd be the breakout that's what I got that'll be the breakout is here

where can people see you they can follow me on Instagram at Chris Estrada comic, Chris Estrada comedian, and then I'm going to be at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, Jordan Landing, location, November 14th and 15th. And then I'm going to be at Wise Guys Las Vegas, November 28th and 29. Oh, nice. So, real through. I hear that club in Salt Lake City is really fun. I hear that's like a fun club.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, once had a good time. Yeah, yeah. Also, you can go to that sit place. You know, they got crazy sodas out there. Yeah, mad sodas, those will don't do nothing. They go crazy. They do nothing.

They put milk in their soda. Everything closes early. They're like three, two beer. Yep. But those sodas, we went to one when we were driving out. We stopped in Utah. Yeah. We went to one of those.

It is crazy. Yeah, no. The milk in the soda? No, it's like they got all kinds of shit in there. As I've gotten older and I drink less, I enjoy a good, like, artisanal soda. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, soda's good as hell.

I'll get an olipop every now and then. Alipop's good. Yeah, I like an older. I got those at the crib. Yeah. They're throwing some weird flavors out there. They got like a banana cream oliveop.

Give them to, what do I care? Give me all, any flavor you got. My friend? Brother, any flavor you got. I will drink any weird flavor. I'll try anything once. I was drinking back in the day, we used to go to WinCo,

which was the big Costco. And they had banana milk. And I would drink banana. But it was cow milk, but flavor like banana. Yeah. Banana milk had a whole season. Nestle banana milk,

that kind of thing. I was drinking that. They had blueberry and strawberry. too. I would drink all of them. All good. Yeah. And that's just one of the interesting things about it. Yeah. One of the Yeah, just one. So if you're in Vegas, it's all like Ziddy, check out, Chris. Anything else you want to point people to? That's it. Is this fool still

streaming anywhere? They're still on Hulu? They're still on Hulu. It's so good. It's so good. It's fun to tell you to your face. It's so fucking funny. Thank you. Really. It also, like, I loved it. It was also one of those things where it's like, I love this. And also everyone who I know who's funny also. loves it, which is, you know what I mean? It's nice to see that happen where everyone's supposed about it. And you're like, everyone's right.

Yeah. When funny people liked it, I felt good because we're funny people are haters. Yeah. Exactly. You have to lean into it. You have to lean into it. We're all jealous a little bit. You're like, if something sucks, you're kind of like, nice.

All right. Because I didn't get to do it, but at least it sucks. It's like me, you were talking about when you were in Denver and you were saying it and I told me, we were like, we're like losers. Yeah, yeah. And you got to just kind of be like, yeah, that's what it is. We're losers. Losers.

Be king of the losers. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. It was funny. We were hanging out in Denver when Bory was in Denver. And I was like, we were talking about coming in. And then David just said, man, I didn't get into this to be cool.

I got into this to be king of the losers. Yeah. I do feel that way. There's all these hot guys. No, dude. Come on. Just want to kiss them. What?

The hot guys? Oh, the hot guys. as a company. Yeah, like me. You're, you know, you're about as attracted as somebody should be and still be funny. You're top tier. You're top tier. Should get no better. Any hotter than that, I'm like, I don't trust at all. Don't ever get in shape.

Yeah. I wouldn't even dream of it. I tell my wife every day, like, don't worry, don't worry. I can't get in shape. I can't turn my back on my community like that. I'm not a sellout, dude. That ain't happening. My name's Ian Carmel. Ian Carmel on all the social media. You can check out my book, T-shirt, Swim Club. Available Everywhere, books are available. I have nothing else to promote

do wonderful to each other. It's damn near Thanksgiving now, huh? Damn near Thanksgiving. Damn near time for my son's first birthday. Artigra. Oh, that's right. I saw the thing.

He's going to whip him out, too. Put him on the glass. That's what he's been saying. That card is him putting him on the glass. A little bee being thrown. Yeah. But for real, I'm going to dispatch cock a turkey. I can't.

Oh, are you ready? Really? Yeah, I do last year, too. Do you need, are you having Thanksgiving at your house? I don't know what's going on. We might go out to the munga. I don't really know you. Oh, the mung.

We, if you needed my, if you wanted to, smoke a turkey, you can borrow my big green egg anytime you want. How mobile are those things? Do you spatchcock and smoke it? We didn't with my lap with the turkey, but you can smoke a turkey on there. Okay. Yeah. Because last year I just spachcocked it and baked it in the oven and the shit went great. Spatch cocking.

We should have never done. done anything else. It seems early right now, but this is germane to when this comes out. Spatchcock your fucking turkeys, folks. You have to do it. Do it. Do it. Not. What is that? It's like you break the back and bust it open. Oh, dear. It's funny when you hear the definition. Spachcock is funny enough.

All right. I don't know this was a dirty podcast. Yeah. I don't know. We were talking about porn you sleep to. Porn you sleep too. But also that is what happens, right? You cut the spine out of it. and then break it because breast meat and thigh meat

their fat contents different so they cook at different temperatures ideally and this lets them cook more evenly or something like that anyway okay so you saw what he'd said right yeah yeah what did I say yeah you say break that back out and bust it open that's what he just did that's exactly the same thing I said breasts yeah you have thighs yeah you break the back and bust it open Bust it open.

Lay it down flat, rub it down. Drink it's just under like a yiny. Will somebody put whatever he said to do a beat? Yeah. Will you just repeat those instructions as Big Frida? Bring it down, bust it open, lay it flat. Break it down, bust it over, lay it flat.

Rub it down. That's how it would be, right? Yeah. But like over and over and over and over again. Yeah. Anyways, I'm not to fuck this turkey. Join our Patreon. Be a fun Thanksgiving.

David, fucking turkey. We're drafting TV shows to fall asleep to. Now, the way we determine the order of this draft today is with a rollicking game of rock paper scissors, play between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. All right. Here we go.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Awesome. I did a gun. You can bring a gun? I brought a gun. I brought a gun. I'm going first. David, you win a paper against two scissors.

There's a natural victory, but a victory all the same. What will the order of, before you determine what the order of the draft will be, I need to remind you, it was a serpentine draft. What is that? Great question. If you're looking for something to watch on the television, your channel's surfing, go all the way up to the top channel, nothing you want. You remember there was something maybe a little farther down, so you go backwards,

then you go back up, back down, so you just fall asleep. It's a lot of pressure on you to come up with these, especially when we're batch recording like this. But that worked with what we're doing, even. Yeah, I was just saying, yeah. You were saying it wasn't very good. I didn't say that at all. All right. I felt like that's what you were hinting at.

No, I thought it was, I thought it was, I thought it was a fine, like, on-based single of one. Yeah, we're in the hundreds.

But you've been hitting some home runs. Yeah, I would have given up if I was you a week. Same. I'm like, there's probably 400 of them. He does that every time. Yeah.

Halfway through that, it like dawned on me, 400 plus episodes in. I'm like, boy, that's like an extra little thing you have to do every episode. It's really difficult.

He's sitting in the Uber just screaming at the driver. It's fucking go slow, dude trying to think take your time just go slow get stuck in traffic basically what it means you you've picked fourth in the first room you pick first in the second round now david with that in mind what will the order of today's draft be i am going to do just the couch again all right you got to move i feel like that's why you're not getting your spot in i know i know i'm not the hot corner in anymore but you have to be a hot corner now i don't have to do any you have choosing to do this hot corner

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Okay, so I think one thing that's key about a TV show to fall through, fall asleep to in this streaming era is that, The intro music is not so loud as to wake you up. Oh, yeah, and it's mixed correctly. Yeah, and it's mixed correctly. So I like a show with like an even tone to fall asleep to it,

like never goes too up or too down. Yeah. First one, I've done it so. I probably rewatched it a million times, the Wonder Years. Oh, what would you do if I sang? But it's not even loud at all. Even at the end, it does not get as loud as the real song. That song should put you to sleep.

Dog. And then it's Daniel Stern narrating So a very like It was the summer of 75 And it's like very flat And like just nothing in that show Ever goes up or down Daniel Stern from home alone

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah it's slice of life Yeah And you don't so you And it's also like You can watch through it over weeks And it's all you have to remember It's like okay

Vietnam's going on Yeah They're about getting married Like you know what I mean Like it's like It's like a very good tone Wait, is Winnie, Winnie's Boy Meets World?

No, no, Winnie is. Okay, good, good, okay, yeah. Winnie Cooper. Winnie Cooper. And then if you remember at the very end of the series, he was like, we ended up marrying other people, but she's like a good friend.

Yeah. Which even that is pleasant. You know, his best friend is pleasant, Paul? Yeah. No, that show is great. You know who wasn't, I do remember. Was his brother, Wayne.

No, I love Wayne. Wayne was a motherfucker. Wayne was a motherfucker. He bullied that. Bro, Wayne was at January 16th. 10 days later. He came back. He said it's not done.

I'm not done. He was emailing. He thought a lot of people were going to show up. Wayne finishes. Yeah, Wayne was something else. Yeah, he was the only not show. And the dad was mean, but he didn't say a lot. Yeah.

His silence was mean. Yeah. He cared about his family, though, too. He was madly in love with his wife. He just was, like, bum, that he had to work, a job that he didn't love. Yeah. But he loved his family. This got stepped on.

Do you remember Paul being Marilyn Manson? That rumor. Yes, I remember that. My mom will still tell you that that's him. And he's missing a rib so he can blow himself. Wait, your mom's a Marilyn Manson fan, though. Ah, she's in the ballpark. And she thinks it's Paul.

Is it because she thinks it's Paul? Because she hit. She's a little bit from my younger years to my older years. I think versatility fan. I just love that show. Yeah. Yeah, but no, it's just a great show. And it doesn't, if you really, because I've fallen asleep to it so much,

it really doesn't get loud it's like perfect tone the colors aren't harsh either yeah so it's like easy on the eyes it's kind of that palette like a home movie palette yeah the intro is the home movie yeah they really are there's not a lot of yelling yeah that's exactly it i remember hearing that rap song where he said what would you do if i pop to the what would you do if i pop your whole group would you run like a bitch from me people don't test because i come from the west yes W-E-S-to-the-T

The West Coast really had it for a minute They really did Much like the when you see the police coming Warner Brother T-shirt I heard that and I was just like That's good writing That's just really good writing I just really appreciate how clever that is

It all fits in Who was it? Was it like Doug C or something? It's crazy the first time I heard that song The Real Buy With a Little Help for my friends I only knew it as Joe Walker Yeah I only knew it as the Wonder Years song

It was the Beatles originally Man the live Woodstock he goes crazy he was nuts Is there what that pictures from his album cover where he's just like

belt he looks like Andre the giant from the live Woodstock maybe it's like a pretty famous performance and he's just screaming mouth flat open

he nailed it on SNL with the Westside connect he nailed it Joe Cocker's great he's got some really good songs that's a fun one

to do at karaoke was that a Westside connection song it's a Westside connection song yeah I'm bow down three time felon yeah

On your knees That was huge when I came out That was huge Just the three of them Mac 10, Doop C, a nice cube They were Calling people guppies Yeah, because of the West Post

They were diss in common They were just in Cyprus I mean, foods were not messing around Little did they know Kama would go on to win an Academy Award Seriously Did he win him? I think for a song

Yeah, it was him and John Legend I think he was for a Windows commercial Yeah, for Windows AI. That's for fucking smoking aces. Uh, Wonder years.

Great thing. Chris, time for your first pick. It doesn't have to be streaming, right? No, no. No.

No. So, man, I feel like it was hard because I had two, but this one comes down to it right now.

And it's almost been memeified for this reason. Yeah. But it's the George Lopez show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just hearing low rider

come on. Speaking of songs, you hear lowrider. And it's, It was a show that, like, it got its second win on Nickelodeon. Yeah, right. So, like, I feel like Nickelodeon played those cool, like, like sitcoms at night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nick at night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nick at night. So I remember I fell asleep a fair amount of times to the George Lopez show. Bro, it's a good intro because it's like the jumping up, right? Yeah, and they're all jumping up. Yeah, they're all coming up. And then it's like, it's like very chill because it's like he owned a vending machine factory, right? Yeah, he worked that one. He worked at a vending, so it was like very workplace.

Yeah. The house was very chill. Yeah. The only loud one was like his mom. His mom, Benny, who was always bagging on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably had him a big head. He does a big ass head.

Yeah, he has a big ass head. You know what's so funny? So that lady who plays his mom on the show? Yeah. I took a, she's an acting teacher. Yeah. I took an acting class. She was Eminem's acting teacher for eight mile.

Wow. That's a crazy. I would have. Yeah. I went, I went to her pad and we like got along really well. And I was telling her. I go, you know, I grew up watching you on the George Lopez show and everything. I go, what's George like, you know?

And she told me the funny story. She goes, he's a dark man. And I go, really? She goes, yeah, she goes, you know, the first time I met him, I said, oh, my God. Or one of the first time, she goes, we were shooting the pilot. And I went, George, how'd you make all this happen? How'd you do it? We're all here.

How'd you make it happen? And he looked at me and he said, spite. And then he goes, oh, my God. And then she went, oh, my God, is that good for you, George? And he goes, you're here, aren't you? He's the Michael Jordan of comedians. Yes. And he goes, everybody's here, isn't, aren't they?

Everybody's working? Like, that wasn't that. Yo. That's a fool, man. That's kind of cool, man. I said, that's with a thug. Yeah, you got to be like, you are right. He said spite.

And he punched Steve Kerr and walk off set. Yeah, he's punched Constance Marie and walked up. But he said. He said, spite. And then she was like, is that good for you? He goes, you're here, aren't you? Man. What do you say to that?

Like, yeah, I am. You're right? No, you got it. I do get a paycheck. Because what do they get? Like, five, six seasons? Yeah, they're like five, six seasons. Yeah, yeah, no, he did it.

Yeah, but watching that show at night, like the lowrider song by war coming on. And just like, his mom was so funny. And, like, it was a show that you could, like, fall asleep to or that you would wake up at night. Yeah. And the song would wake up. you up still be playing yeah yeah yeah oh don't you love that like waking up for just a second of and then going right back to sleep and letting it play oh yeah yeah damn that show was really good yeah it was like uh it was like an ABC Friday night show it was like an ABC Friday night show

Sandra Bullock saw him at the ice house that's the way that how it happened that's how it happened she saw him at the ice house and was like dude this guy's funny we should make a like he had jokes about his family and all yeah yeah like I want to produce a show for you and they went and, you know, she was at the top of her game. Sure. She had a lot of juice. Miss Congeniality was out. You know, Speed 2 was already done.

Who do you think had to follow him that night? You think somebody else was back to him? Yeah, somebody else had to follow him. You think they watched Sandra Bullock get up and go to the green. Yeah, like, no, no. No. Sandra Bullock sat there. Oh, everyone was like getting up for it.

It could have been the Willie Barsena show. Or whoever, whoever. Whoever. Whoever. But yeah, apparently that's what ended up happening with. She saw him at the Ice House and was like, let's work together. And then, but just watching that show, like, yeah, it was just a thing that I would either fall asleep to watching or wake up and it was on. Yeah.

You know. It says it was at the Brea improv. Oh, at the Brea improv. That makes more sense that Sandra Bullock was at the Brea Impro. Yeah, Ice House 15, 20 years ago. It's Pasadena. Yeah. Wasn't it kind of, wasn't it kind of dicey though?

No, it wasn't that thing, but that club, it had, like, a big, like, Latino and, like, black audience, like, would go there a lot. I got it. First club I ever headlined. You were there. I was there. Yeah. First club I ever. I like the ice house.

It was, yeah, it's so much fun. It's so much fun. It's so different now, though. Is it? No, I still haven't. I'm trying to go back. We talked about it. The bus family bought it who owned the Lakers.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just J. Moore every night? No, it's not even J. Moore. You know, it's okay. Busted open Tuesdays? Yeah. so they say it kind of looks like nightclubish oh yeah they read the whole thing there's like a

lebron suite yeah there's like a lebron suite because he told them oh i'll stop by and he's never gone so they just cut the main room in half and they made this huge suite just for lebron just in case and then now just a green room for comics well that's not so bad but you want the room to be bigger you want the room to when is lebron going to happen by a comedy club in pasadena what are they thinking He's got to live in, like, Calabasas or something. Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah. But yeah, that was a thing for me, watching the George Lopez show,

falling asleep or waking up to it. That L.A. acting teacher thing, you were saying, it's so funny because you will, like, when I was at the Grammings, one of the teachers was Mindy Sterling. Yeah, yeah. Who is Fral Farrbissin now from the Austin Power. Like, let's send me the clones. Yeah. And you're just like, oh, really?

Yeah. And you're just, because, you know, like, that's a good role for someone, but that's not like, I'm done. Forever. I'm not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, like, that's like your teacher or something. Yeah, she told me she would, she went to Detroit to help Eminem with 8 Mile. That's amazing.

Yeah. And I remember asking her, I go, how was it? She was like, actually really professional, pretty nice guy. Yeah. Like, took it very seriously. Yeah. Like, super seriously was really hard on himself. Well, he had one shot.

That's it. One opportunity. Did you have to clean up a lot of mom spaghetti is my question. Yeah. Who'd had George Lopez is the darker figure than Eminem. Oh, yeah. More spite. I want to know who the spite was directed towards somebody.

He buried somebody to get there. Yeah, yeah, dude. You put somebody down. It was just so funny because I thought it was hilarious, but she didn't. She was still laughing when she told me. And then she was just like, yeah. And then he told me, he goes, you're here, aren't you? Everybody's here working, right?

And that's day one. And then like, half to seven years later. That's how it started. Every day you're still here. People will get chiller, a deeper a show goes. No, they don't. Yeah. People tend to get a little more, whatever they were. Yeah.

Okay, all right. Time for my first pick. I am going to take, hmm, I'm going to take the most honest answer for me, which is Seinfeld. I have to take it. Oh, that's an easy one. It is, again, like, sometimes not really any theme song, you know what I mean? Like, it's just kind of jerry. And then you're in. And it's just even, it's funny.

And I think most importantly, I've seen every episode. I don't know how many times like 10, 15, 20 times like on every episode. Still hold up. Still, not him as a person, but No, no. It's really coming up a lot later.

You know what's good about Seinfeld too? Fallen asleep and waking up to it, you always fall asleep and wake up to a funny part. Oh, yeah. Every segment is so funny. It's always great. Yeah. And it's, I think that's like a key to these

is like you need to be pretty familiar with them or at least the world, because if it's something too compelling, you're going to keep, like, trying to keep one eye open. That's why my favorite show isn't on here because I just end up watching it. Right, because you're like,

it's too good. Yeah, I like it. But, yeah, Seinfeld's like that perfect thing for me. Yeah, that was, I don't remember it being on late at night, but I remember it, like, remember growing up and watching it, like, not just on syndication, but I was, like, in junior high when it was, like,

the last episode. I got the DVDs early, like, whenever they came out. Right, that was, like, the first box. set. I remember being a thing where they're like you can get all of the season. That and the Simpsons box set. That was too. Oh, those were huge. I remember going over to people's houses. You see? Like

the copper one and then the blue all those. That one. And then when the Chappelle DVD started coming out, that was a They broke like records, right? There were box sets you had to have. And those were like, if I went to someone's crib and saw all those, it's like, all right, okay. Where two or more dudes were gathered, there was always

Chappelle box set. Yep. Neil Brennan is still spending that money for sure. It got to be. Yeah. Man, that freshman year of college is like, was right in the middle of Chappelle's show.

Yeah. It was so, I don't know, maybe kids are yelling out six, six, seven or whatever, like memes or whatever, but like the amount of people

yelling Rick James, bitch. It was crazy. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. That was their whole personality was quoting the Chappelle show. It was quoting one sketch.

Yeah, their whole sense of humor. Yeah. I mean, Well, it drove him to go in exile. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Like, he even talks about it. He goes, like, I was at Disneyland and, like, dude who, like, why dudes who didn't get that I was like, you know, like being like...

Talking about something. Talking about something. Yeah. We'll come out and say this shit and I was just like, man, I gotta get out of here. I'm with my family. You also shouldn't run up on Rick James. Yeah. No.

That guy was a motherfucker. Like, everything about... He was wild, man. Got Eddie Murphy on the mic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got snowed in. Yeah.

I, one time I was, this was RIP to Charlie Murphy, but when, like, this was years ago, I was rolling, I had dropped off my aunt to work. She worked at right at right at right at right. So I'm on middle, I'm on Wilshire, like, right by Lachma. And I see Charlie Murphy in like a black car, you know? Yeah. And I look over and I go, I turn it around. I go, Charlie Murphy. And then I go, and then he starts laughing. I go, man, Charlie, go home, man. Get some rest. And then he started laughing And he goes, Hey man, don't you ever tell me what to do That's perfect One of the coolest models I've ever had

On the corner At the intersection of Wilshire in Fairfax Right by the Peterson Automotive. Yeah, yeah I said, man, Charlie go home Get some rest

It's six in the morning You could tell he had just been He was like leaving the spot Yeah, yeah, yeah He wasn't going to the airport No, no, no, no, no, no, no He was going to somebody's house Yep, yep

Get some rest Yeah, get some rest. Yeah, get some rest. Let's up, man. Get some shut-eye. Oh. Yeah, but Seinfeld was a little like too on early for me. Yeah.

Because I remember seeing it. It was like six, six, six, six-th, it was like six-thirty. Front-time, syvication. It was like after the Simpsons, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah. It would be like the Simpsons was like five, five-thirty. It would vary market to market, but definitely in Portland.

Okay, yeah. It was in that chunk, though. It wasn't on late. Five to seven. For me, this was a once that, I didn't have a TV in my room growing up. So this was like once I got... I had one from 12 on. I had one and then they...

You had a waterbed too. You basically had an apartment. And a lot of silk in the closet. It was a 70's uncle with a water in there. A lot of oils. You didn't even call it his room. He called it his condo. And I'm going to go to my condo.

I mean he called it the looie pad. Boom boom, room. It was pretty self-contained in there. I had my own bathroom for a while. Yeah, we had lava lamps. access from my window Hey I'll turn on the high-fi if you want to come over Yeah so it wasn't until like the DVDs were out

But that's when I started like watching it to fall asleep But it hit from me John your first and second pick I'm going all voice on this one But the first one unsolved mysteries Oh alright Really? Oh yeah Because the mysteries

I was young enough to where I didn't like You know mortality hadn't really set in I'm not thinking about like these people being dead. And a lot of them, they were just unsolved. So it wasn't so doom and gloom. It was too eerie. See, I like that little eerie. Eerie, I can fall asleep to.

What I wouldn't be able to fall asleep to with America's Most Wanted. No. Oh, yeah. That was like, yo, I got to be on the lookout for you. I hear that song and I'm up. Also, that show that used to come on around that time, Outer Limits.

Outer Limits used to scare me. And sightings. I don't know if you remember sightings. No, I don't remember sightings. Tales from the Dark Side used to scare me. I think I might be old. the oldest in here. But Tales from the Dark Side

had a gray, this like gray forest and it would play this creepy song and then it'd be like, warm. And the screen would do that old 80s flip where it would flip from colored to gray and then it'd be like tails from the dark side like dripping in blood. I couldn't even watch the intro.

What are you 51? Is that what you were? It's how I felt about Are You afraid of the dark? I couldn't watch the intro. You remember the fire? It was like an empty boat and then a kid would light a match

and be like, oh, I hear like an adult. That came out. I thought I was a grown-up when I was watching that show because I was 11, 12, maybe. That makes sense because I was little. I really did it for him. And what was the boy from Unsolved Mysteries? He always had that trench coat on.

Bobby Stacks, dude. Yeah, that always had that trench coat on, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. In the fog. He was always in the fog. It was a dark night in August, August of 1972. Janine was out for a walk alone after work with one cup of coffee.

You're just like, bro, I can't fall asleep to that. I can get down. You know, I did it as a proper. with Zach numerous times he put that was one of his like go to bed you're both of you are freaks though go to sleep on the couch saying jack did it doesn't make it more I'm not saying I'm not a freak I'm just saying this is me speaking from the heart you're six foot two and every inch of the freak yeah that's all sex with your whole body playboy so yeah unsolved mysteries bobby stacks and then uh second pick I'm going planet earth oh yeah well David Attenborough

calm yeah you know pretty even keel I mean you wake up at the wrong time something's getting sure that's sad but other times so bad that you're going to want to stay up planet earth the ocean what are we doing here's like I'm 100% with you on me sounds like you're gonna push back a little

I'm not going to push back even a little bit but I will push back on what's been happening in nature documentaries which I completely understand and is an urgent message and needs to be said but now you're talking about how there's women everywhere now I don't like that there's women involved no I don't the the climate change and the like

destruction of the environment angle, which, again, it's so important and such an important message to get out there. Yeah. But sometimes I just want to watch and have it be like, behoove the Wildebeest. And like, that's all I want. Yeah. And then they have to be like, and this Wildebeest has his head struck in an empty milk cotton jug.

You know, you're like, oh, no, the Wildebebe. A lot of these documentaries on Netflix are calls to action now. Yes. I ain't with it. I don't want the call to action. I just want to see like an alligator eat something, man. I wear Adidas. Yes.

Like, let them work. worry about their mortality. Yeah. Like the animals. Now I got to worry about my more time. Yeah. Exactly. I'm not here to think about that right now.

I'm here for escape. But Planet Earth, they don't really do a ton of that. So it's still like, it's kind of the last one. And it was like the big one, the big, like when that came out,

that was so. Do you remember that planet Earth clip that blew up like crazy where that little lizard is escaping all the snakes? And the guy does a voiceover behind it? Yep. Yeah.

That was like an action movie. Yeah. That clip. I was like, yo, this is, It was like Jason Statement, you know, that one from, you know, the action homie from all the, that's that lither. When they got that on camera, they must have been like, we did it.

Like they must have known. Oh, they had to know. Yeah, because they also, they camp out forever forever. They're like waiting on it. She's a wildlife filmmaker among other things. And so some of those shots. Mother. Hero.

Hero. Yeah. Daughter. Close to. Christ. But she'll see some of those shots and like every now and against she'll know somebody who got the shot or whatever. They'll be like a colleague. They were at a festival together or something. It blows my mind. I'm like the festivals that my colleagues are at. They have wildlife filmmaker festivals? Yeah. I mean, of course, right? They got comedy. What's the after party of

that? You think good? No, I've heard not. But they're playing the bloodhound gang. Run it back. But yeah, some of those shots, it'll be like, you know, eight months. They spent like watching polar bears or whatever just to get one shot. they're like belly on the ice. The guy who got that snake shot, his name's Elmont LaBeau, and he was actually in Kosovo for a long, so he was like a wartime photographer, and then it was so traumatic for him, he switched to a planet Earth. Boy, you could be lying.

I'm lying. Does I have been realistic? Yes, it sounded so good. Damn. It felt good. Yes. It felt good. That was like what Shane wishes his lies got to.

I might start lying more. Don't. Not up there like that. I like the heel turn at 41. You think so? Yeah. Yeah, I'm 41 at the time of this release. I'm going to start lying more.

That's going to be my 40, my, uh... Speaking of lions, planet Earth, man. Good to fall asleep. At a babe. This guy's fucking knocking out of the park. Uh, time for my second pick. I'm going to take Ken Burns Jazz. Oh, man.

A limited series. But what's great about that is you can just go back to it any old time. Throw it on. When it was on TV, it was great. And now that it's on streaming, just throw that on. You're out. I haven't done jazz, but I've done Dust Bowl and Baseball.

Did he do Prohibition, too? He's got a ton of them. He's got a ton of them. They're so good. His last one on Vietnam was a banger. That one is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's all kind of the same, especially if you, like, the ones that, where there's not

like a lot of footage from it. Yeah. Where it's just like, it'll be somebody being interviewed and then like a slow zoom on a photo, a little bit of music, some narration. Peter Coyote talking. Is that what that guy's name is? Peter Coyote. and

Sounds like a porn name Yeah, Peter Coyote Like a 90s porn name If I if I if I if you had to guess Is that his birth name or did he give it to himself After a a mushroom trip in the desert Oh, a trip I think that's he's like a white guy

And he called himself Peter Coyote Hold on what did he I could see that being a real name Yeah But Coyote sure He's an E.T that's right Peter Coyote His real name is Cohen.

He's a Jewish guy, and he renamed himself Peter Coyote. Not after that trip in the desert, though. After he... That trip, he was like, I'm Peter Coyote. He ingested Poyote and had a profound experience with something he recognized as an animal spirit. Wait, are you lying? No, this is real. And the next dawn, he came to in a cornfield dotted with paw prints.

A few years later, he came across Coyote's Journal of Poetry Magazine and recognized its logo as the same pop prints. he had seen during his peyote experience after meeting someone named Rolling Thunder whose real name is John Pope a propoted Paiute Shoshone shaman who informed him that there were two ways to regard what he... All right, this is too much.

You can consider a hallucination and you'll just remain a white man and be okay, or you could consider that the universe opened itself up to you. And if you consider it deeply enough, you might become a human being. This is what's batchcocked.

Well, you might become a human being? Is that what he said? What's wrong with peyote coyote? That would have been a danker name. Poyote Coyote. Well, he liked Peter. Yeah. Pete for sure, but my real name is Poyote.

Peyote Coyote. Anyway, he narrates all those Ken Burns things. Yeah. Good for him. Ken Burns' jazz. It's great. I love Ken Burns' jazz. Yeah, I've seen that one.

It's great if you're awake because it's very interesting. It's great if you want to drop those off. Who is Ken Burns? He's the filmmaker. Documentarian. Documentarian. PBS documentary. I always thought he was the narrator.

No. I had no idea. You can get the PBS pass, too, on Prime Video. I got it. I got it, too. You guys should watch the one on jeans. On denim, like American. The Rise of Jeans.

The Rise of Jeans. The Rise of Jeannie One is great, too. Yeah, Hemingway one is great. I mean, there's, it goes on and on. Teddy Rose, but there's some great ones, dude. I'll watch those. You into that? Shakespeare, not sure about it.

I've seen Prohibition in baseball. Yeah. Yeah, it's all the same thing. I got your Prohibition of baseball right here. Right here, brother. Baseball's tough for me to get through, though. I just don't give a shit. You're not a baseball dude, right?

Not at all, man. I loved it. I like going to the park and stuff, having a good time, but I just don't care about it. You know what I love, though, more than like major league games, M-O-B games, dog, I love a good minor games. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're fun, talk, because you're just seeing these fools like. They're trying.

They're trying. Yeah. They're not worried about money yet. Yeah. They're trying to get the money. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, Jamel put me on.

Yeah. What? Angel City Fire game. Oh, yeah. You love that. Yeah, it's so fun. Shout out to Evan. He listens.

hooked up the tickets. Oh, that's dope. Evan Isaac wants. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to go? I love it. Yeah.

All right. What are the pickles? They're not minor league. What are they? They're a wooden league, wooden league, wooden bat, summer league, college team. College kids? Yeah. So college kids who are not in school.

Yeah, get to like hang out and play. I got to throw the first pitch at one of those. Smoked it right over the middle. They signed. They tried to sign you, right? She said, no, married to the game. No, I'm married to Laura. She's not around.

I'm married to the game. She's a documentary. She's a wildlife. filmmaker, among other things. Among other. A daughter. Mother. Trendsetter. Fabulous chef. You should have a coyote throw at the first bitch. You consider that. Pretty all right driver, you know.

Pretty all right. Well, that was the joke. Why, you know, why were we going to say it? That was a pretty all right joke. Yeah. Oh, there he goes. Thanks, man. He said, pretty all right joke. Pretty all right Joe. Chris, I'm here a second pick. My second pick. Damn, I'm bringing you with another thing I would fall asleep to

with a soothing-ass song, MASH. Oh, yeah. Yes. MASH, man, hit that song right there that like with the helicopter. Yeah. Until you learn the words to that song

and then you like that. Let's hear this for a few seconds. Yep, there it is. Come on. There it is. MASH with Al-N-Alda. Al-Alda's going off. Radar?

Yeah. Radar. Hot lips. Hot Lips, Houlehem? So growing up here in L.A., it used to come on at night, like at 11.30 or midnight. And I used to fall asleep to it, and I would wake up to it. That song was so soothing. And if you woke up and you were into it, it was kind of funny.

And if you were too young, you were just like, it's just a boring-ass show to fall asleep. People entering and leaving tents. It's funny how boring I thought that show was when I was a kid. And then you watch it as an adult. It's a wonderful. It's not boring. Clinger? That whole shit with Clinger?

A lot of crazy shit going on. As a matter of fact, I have. went on like during the pandemic me and my lady we went on a hike uh and we went through the mash set oh yeah no way malibus had a monica mountains is it just there you can just go well they still got jeeps there right oh shit just getting rusted out you know oh that's wild yeah it was cool how was the hike it was like a day hike yeah a few hours they got some beautiful hikes up there they had some fun restaurants well hopefully they weren't too affected by those fires but like over by the beach yeah yeah yeah but mash man and even you know

the show was good but the movies the Robert Rolman movie That's a banger too right there Yeah Yeah but just watching that like kind of like There's something Ken Burnsy about the show Yeah yeah Like it's soothing but like I said

When I was like you said when I was a kid I used to think that show was boring Yeah And I got a little older and I started watching that show I said man this show is a banger It's crazy It's not the Vietnam War right It's the Korean War right

It's the biggest show in the country too Like the final episode was like the most watched television show. 69 million people watched it in the 80s. You know what I mean? Like that's crazy. Yeah. That's like what the Super Bowl gets now. 69 million.

But anyway, per capita. Everybody, the streets were empty when matched. Yeah, everybody was watching it. That's nuts. But that show and that song, sometimes I'll play songs from TV shows. Like sometimes I'll play the taxi theme song. What's that? Oh, that one.

one's great too. Taxi theme song, what's that guy? Bob, uh, Bob James. Yeah. Bob James is really good. The taxi theme song and then the match theme song I really love. The Cheers theme song. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Most sampled like I think DJs like in hip hop he's the most sampled old school guy. He's yeah. He's good. He's like a funk jazz guy. Yeah. Bob James. He's got that out that one with taxi on it. There's like a big NFL football in the album cover. I'm like you couldn't do that anymore. I don't think they'd sue you. But it's, um...

But mash, man, that was my thing. It remains the 12th most watched television show of all time episode, single episode of something, 105, basically 106 million people watched it. And if you look at the list of the top 20, every single other thing on there is a Super Bowl. Really? I was going to say, would it spoil it if you said the top pick? Super Bowl, it's just the most recent Super Bowl. That's pretty crazy.

It's 2025, 24. 23, 15, 14, 16, 17. What's the next actual TV show? You don't need to say what number. I can't even find it. Really? Okay, so excluding Super Bowls, Nash, and then Gulf War coverage, January 16th, 1991. That makes sense.

The first Clinton-Trump debate in 2016, and then Dallas in 1980. That show Dallas. Man, I wish I was around for that. That seemed like a fun time, Dallas. Yeah. Because they, like, ended on a cliffhanger. And you know what seemed like a fun time around that time? Everybody was watching the same thing.

Yeah. So those big, there weren't as many options. So you would pop it up with people the next day about the thing. It's not like now, everybody, you know, somebody told me that watch picky blinders. I haven't seen it yet, so I don't really know. Yeah.

We don't, I live in my house with someone else. We don't watch the same shit. Yeah, yeah. We don't watch the same shit ever. Every now and then you'll get like, like micro monocultural moments where it's like, hey, like, oh, a lot of the people I know are watching Succession at the same time.

That's true. But it's rare. And also then if you zoom out to the whole. country, people weren't watching fucking succession. Yeah. Not compared to other stuff. But I feel like people are watching

the office a lot. People were watching, what else were people watching? I feel like the office was the last. Yeah. It just spread so thin. The more thin it gets spread, the less that's going to happen.

Yeah. What was, I don't know, Game of Thrones, like whatever. Yeah, Game of Thrones finale. But again, like, if you look at how many people watch that compared to the last up, not even the last episode was in a MASH, but like the last episode

of Seinfeld, well, that's 80 million people, too. As soon as you could pick and choose, when you got to watch it, I feel like those numbers fell off pretty hard. That's what's... Tevo fucked us. Yeah. Well, what's rough about being creative in the industry, like, it's like, it used to be what was on was on, and now

everything that's ever been made is available all the same time. All the time. So if I want to go home tonight and when I watch Robert Altman's mash, I can do that. In the past, it would have taken such an extraordinary effort. Yeah. It's rough, man. You had to catch shit on. Remember catching shit on? Yeah.

Being like, yo, training day just started. Yes. Oh, man. When ever training day Yo, come on, do it. Is that sunrise on the wet side? Orlando? Yeah, come on. Having to clear the next four hours because it was commercial. Yeah, it's on TBS.

I can just fill in the swear words. Don't worry about it. They're all up here. Man, I didn't know you like getting wet. Man, come on, that shit. B-Dog, Sherm, B-ZB. Yep. David, time for your second, third picks.

Okay, second pick. I was doing this one during the move. This is another one that's like, It's just kind of a boring show, man But it looks good Everybody's beautiful It's got a good intro song Taking a different world

Oh yeah On Netflix right now Different world Yeah the Cosby show spin on It's a different world Dude I remember watching that as a kid Me too Me too

From where you come from Sinbad a man Simbad isn't it Yeah yeah yeah What are the main do with the round glasses Dway Yeah Dway Cademe Hardison

Yep Yeah and Lisa Bonnet Lisa Bonnet. Place Denise from the Cosby show. Marissa Torme is on it. She is? Yeah. Looks amazing.

Yeah. There's never been. She's never not. A point in human history. Yeah. You could not say that statement. From the rest of her to my cousin Vinnie. You just look that she's that old.

She's on a different world. She's 60. She's so beautiful. Lisa Bonnet was bad. She was, and she was married to Lenny Kravitz, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, whoever, I forget that. actress is a Jasmine guy who played Whitley.

Just like a great cool. It was just like, it was one of the first cool shows I remember from being a little kid and then watching it now and it's like, it's just tonally, it's very, it's not like super funny or anything. No, no, no, no. You know what I mean? So it's really easy to have it in the back. That's dope.

Yeah. A different world. Yeah, I never, I never dabbled. I feel like a different world. That was the time of cross colors. Yeah. Now, that I did do. Yeah.

I feel like they would have, that was like, that feels like that, did that coincide with like the native tongues era? Yeah, it's like, it's like early 90s. Yeah, like early 90s. When I get to put shows on where people had, I used to lose my mind over cross-color fits. You watch a lot of Sister Act 2? Bro, anything, anything where they were wearing cross-colors, I was like, I need all of it. I need a whole red denim suit.

Poetic justice? Yeah, poetic justice. My No Justice, No Peace shirt. We've talked about this, but my shirt was just Africa. Oh, I love that. I was 12. I went to middle school. My shirt was just Africa down to my knees.

Yeah, you had the medallion. You had to get a leather necklace. A pick that kept falling out of your hair. Yeah. I had yellow shorts that were like down to here. Size 38, turquoise pants. I wear size 34 now. Yeah.

That was icy with the cross colors. You were icy. I loved it. Yeah. I still, what, once every six months? I'm like, should I get a cross-colored shirt? Yeah, your mom was telling you to turn it down. You're like, man, you don't get public in it.

Just shut up, racist. Yeah. You're just listening to that album. It's Africa on your shirt, mom? You're listening to Fear of a Backpan. I got my stepdad in Africa sweatsuit. Here you go. This is from grambling.

This is what Sydney's wearing and white men can't jump. Oh, man. I want to get out of here. I got my Howard application. I'm leaving this town You think I could go to Howard? Yeah Sean, no

Cross colors is still at it Yeah, they're not Pretty big sale Every now and again They have like an old shirt Like an old school shirt That looks like something I would Like on the right right there

That would have been Cross color sold out I'm afraid Yeah I had a cross color sticker on my bike And you were like You have a cross colors bike That's all it's

They make bikes Yeah Can I get a cross-colors card? Here's a T-Bos specific cross-colors t-shirt. Just T-Bos. I mean, that's what did it for me. Like the dudes in the TLC videos? Yeah.

Man. No other TLC? They were, but I could just see my, like, you know what I'm saying? I got to see the dudes with the sweatsuits. I'm like, God, if I could. Skate Nation, this one says Gana must skate on the back. Kwame Incrumah. Do you know him?

No, but I know Ghana's got a crazy skate park. And all the kids, they're ripped, too. It's a cross-color skate. I've seen clips of the kids. It's an Instagram. The ramps that they skate It's a cement park It's a cement park

And the shit is like this And I'm like I've been skating my whole life I couldn't do any tricks They have a bank ramp that's like 15 feet high I mean you should be dying on it It's dope to see it I love when I see them skating And they're doing tricks where like

It looks like there's not a lot of access To maybe skate videos So they're just kind of like Nolly 540 shove it's on this bank Where I'm like ain't nobody doing that But that's sick to see someone do it Because they're just making it up. That's dope.

I love that. I'm sending you some cross-colors t-shirts. Go ahead and just buy them. All right. Oh, wait, you mean you're sending them like you're going to purchase them and send them to me? Now, send me some links. I'll get one for different. No, I'm going to.

This skate one is like, cool. Got on a skate? They're all cool. Oh, you did send it to us. I was like, you texted me. It's Ian with a cross-colors link. Okay. I'll cut some weight.

There you go. Let's get you on the smalls. Get you on the smalls. Get you on the juice, my friend. Different World and your third pick. And this one is from watching Comedy Central back in the day, like, uh... It's funny hearing you say Comedy Central. I know.

Just in conversation. I also don't watch it no more because of my voice. Every hotel. Yeah. To this day. Yep. But this is from like, probably like 19 to like 21 era Futurama. Oh.

Yeah. It was always on like when you would be falling asleep on the California. And it's solid, too. And it's solid. But it's like smart enough too that like you get like, you have to stay awake to fully get into it. So if you're, you can nod off to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a billion episodes. A billion. So many. Yeah, they got 13 seasons. Yeah. You can kind of let in a weird way, you can let it be boring if you don't pay enough attention.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, you can let it be boring because they were kind of like heavy plotted episodes. So you could kind of let it be boring. but dude I love that that show was so good they have an episode where that full

he goes back and he thinks him him and his brother used to beef it and then he goes back in time it's a heartbreaking episode where he goes back in time and he can't do it

but he can see that the whole time his brother was actually really supportive oh I know what you're talking about yeah yeah and then his brother named his son after him

and his brother dude it makes you cry and then there's that episode too about his dog that waited for him that episode will make you cry Isaac have you seen it no but I'm

tearing up the idea of that I'm the same way that animal stuff watch Futurama dog it dog it's such a good show it's one of those shows that I feel like

was so great and it was on so long and it was like people forget that those shows that couched the Simpsons were also amazing oh yeah

like it was the Simpsons but it was also King of the Hill and Futurama yeah they also multiple like Yeah, multiple seasons.

10 plus year animated shows. Future drama was some of the Simpsons guys, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they had those really emotional episodes, like the one where his dog waited for him. That one is devastating. It breaks your heart because you see his dog get old and old and then eventually pass. And he was always waiting for him. And then the one when he went to go see back in time and he saw that his brother did love him.

And he just remembered it as like. Yeah, my brother, Clancy. Yeah. And he finds out his brother named his kid. after him and his brother that his nephew was the first person who went to space yeah damn it's beautiful dude it's a beautiful show yeah you also have dr zoidberg yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why not lloydberg it's great yeah no that shows yeah it's just and it's just and it's such a deep bench and it was it was on late too yeah it was always on late late at night was it leila was that her

name lila yeah yeah yeah katie seagall from married with children boyster But it's like ass-kicking, yeah. Cyclops. Cyclops, yeah. Yeah. No, great show, man. Banger. Deep roster, late at night, on television all the time.

Chris, your third pick. Okay, my third pick, this is so funny because we're all comics, but it would come on really late. Byron Allen's comics on least. Oh, comics on list. Oh, it's bad, by the way. Hey, Chris, I heard you had a weird interaction at the supermarket the other day. The worst host of all time.

Byron Allen, for people who don't know, Byron Allen was a comic in the 70s. And then he ended up writing on like TV shows and everything. But the way Byron Allen got really rich was he... He bought up all the junk time. He bought up all the junk time, but not just that. He was already rich from that. But you know what made him even richer.

He licensed Eddie Murphy's Raw and Delirious when DVDs were popping. Oh, really? Yes. And then when everybody went to go buy by Delirious and Raw on DVD, he made tons of money from that. And now he owns the Weather Channel.

He owns the Weather Channel. But he had, so people, they're bringing Comics on Leash back, I heard. It is back. It is back. So Comics on there. Yeah. Yeah, I know some people have done it.

I would want to because it's so, it's so, like, corny. Is he still hosting it? He's still hosting it? That's amazing. They reached out for reveals. Is it still full of fish tanks? Yeah.

You know, like the background? Yep. Is it the same thing? Not to say like the internet stuff, but you know it smelled crazy in there. Like that amount of fish tanks and that room. It's back, right? Like it's not coming, but it is back, right? Yeah, it's already out.

Yeah. And so he would, it would be comics, but he would do the most inorganic, like, riff sessions. Yes. I mean, it wasn't worse than any talk show. Yeah. Yeah, because if you remember, it came out, it was out around the time that, like, Colin Quinn's tough crowd was out.

And that show was really organic and it was like New York comics Busting Balls and talking about the news. His was so different he would be like he just started, he'd say something, he goes, so Sean, your wife does documentaries. Talk about that. It's actually crazy.

And it would get like insanely specific because you've seen you had a weird bit. He'd be like, David, so have you ever had a dolphin steal your picnic basket at SeaWorld? You're like, it's one you should mention it. And it's so non-seconder because whatever they were just talking about had nothing to do with it. That show will come on late.

and I'd wake up and it'd be just comics on this show and it'd be like I was it just like it was and you can fall back asleep to it because it wasn't like that you wouldn't tee them up good yeah no it wasn't done well at all that's why it's so good what network was it on was it on multiple because I know it's on CBS it would come on after us I remember here in LA on NBC really late at night I guess three in the I remember coming on after Conan late late late late late show yeah and then that yeah and it must have switch networks as simple or it was on multiple

networks because it's syndicate yeah I heard he got it yeah I don't know Byron that's a good pick I knew

dog on us though we need less podcast except for this one pay us money just those shows of comics hanging out when it was

rare they were so cool it's like we blew it out and Byron Allen was such a figure too man because he was

such like a perpetual because like you said he bought all that junk time like that like one in the 1230

till like six time and he would be on there. He would have a show where he would like interview TV stars and movie stars but like really late at night they would come on at like two, three in the morning. It felt like they filmed it late at night even. They filmed this at one in the morning.

No, comics unleashed is great. Also something for comedians to do. Like something for a comedian to get to do. Yeah. It's few and far between these days. You'd see huge because everyone would do it it, it feels like back in the day. So you'd be watching and they would like,

I remember when we were on, they weren't filming new ones but they would play the old ones so it would be like well it's like a young Kevin Hart you know what I'm not it yeah that's it you would see that because it was that thing that you could do it's like why am I going to say no to this yeah I'm in LA why would I not do it let's do it yeah but so funny any owns the weather channel what a what a legend

that's a flex yeah that's a flex um I feel like I'm taking a lot of the same kind of shows but I'm gonna take cheers with my third book yeah that's a banger another classic with a classic song such a classic song yeah Have you ever heard the second first? No. Oh, yes, I have.

It gets sad. It gets real sad. Yeah. I can't remember what he's, they talk about killing a guy, right? What? Yeah, and there's also like, and your girlfriend is a boy.

Yeah, that's yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, wild song. It is a crazy song. Have you been there? No, I never been. In Boston? No, I've never been.

Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, you know, it's fun. It's cool. Yeah. You're like, oh, that's the thing. Yeah. Was I was, was I was, was I, was I, I was in,

with either of you guys. We walked by it. I don't think I went in, yeah. Is it when we were doing AFE in Boston the first time? Yeah, because I got there a day before, remember? I got there a day early because I just had a lobster by myself. That's great. I was like, I'm living.

This is one I discovered, like, once it was on streaming kind of thing. It's so good. It's such a good show. Cheers is a phenomenal show. And they're always on the right side of things, by the way, on that show. Wasn't there an episode where they think Sam's gay or something like that? and they're, like, really turning on him. Like, they, even back then, they still were, like, on the right side of things.

And he's talked shit to all his friends. And what a great engine for a show? You got your regulars, but not just that. You have Sam, the bartender who's a recovering alcoholic. Yeah. So that just whole, like, putting him, putting a recovering alcoholic to be your bartender, so smart. And a famous Boston legend, like a sports legend. Yeah.

And then you got Diane there. Yeah, he has his own coach, Diane, who, like, didn't want to work. the first episode to start getting hired by then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah carla a bar lifer she's like a life carla has a bad like you remember the first season

she had a baby and she tried to baby trap this guy and then they were like no we're gonna raise the baby here at the bar yeah it'll be the bar baby we got you yeah yeah no cheers is awesome of how old they all were yeah they were like in their 30s yeah yeah and they all look like they're in their 50s

it's crazy yeah that's a Boston It was like 29. Boston, no age you, I think. Yeah. Those winters. 70s, Boston, or like early 80s, Boston, 35. Yeah, it's the weight of all the slurs in the air. Yeah.

It's just so good. But it's a solid, man, it's such a good show. And it kept, it didn't, it like didn't really fall off a cliff at any point. No, no pun intended. Like, uh, even the Kirstie Alley years. Here's the Alley years. Woody Harrelson came out of it, remember? It was great, man.

And just another very plastic. stakes are all very reasonable, very repeatable. Very grounded, funny show. Yeah. Halliator, all the characters. Yeah. Cheers, dude. Sean, third and fourth.

Real personal, streamer. Still happens to this day, but Friday night lights. Oh, yeah. Got to do it. Yeah, you love that show. Amazing intro song. The song alone, Exposures in the sky,

will put you to sleep like that. Yeah. It's real dark, not not content-wise, but literally dark. It's just there's no bright shots ever. Yeah. Real slow going. emotional. You know, I've only saw the first episode, and I remember thinking, oh, this is good.

Yeah. But I didn't keep up with it. But I got, I'm, I'm, because everybody says how good it is. It's good. Young Jesse Plemons in there. It's like, it's also fun. I mean, like, Kyle Chandler does nothing wrong. Because they're like high school age actors. Yeah. So Kyle Chandler's great. Connie Britton, Kyle Chandler, Taylor Kitch. But you know, coach, like our high school age actors, sometimes you really hit. There's like Jesse Plumins is in there. Michael B. Jordan later on. Taylor Kitch. Minka. Minka. Kelly they hit. But Mika Kelly's they hit but like there's different levels

of good acting is what I'm saying and like when you're on Plymonds you're like shit like you can really see it. Yeah this guy's really getting done. And you're like not a good actor. You know what? It's just brooding the whole time like his best acting in the show is when he's being silent. Well we thought I mean the world thought he was

going to be like really thought he was going to spachcock the film industry after that. Spachcock it right open. And he and he did not busted open John Carter just went to Marlin didn't come back. Yeah, he had True Detective was, and I still, like, I still think there's something for him. Savage is what didn't really hit.

His season of True Detective didn't hit. John Carter didn't hit. Yeah. He was in a Branch Davidian show that I don't think really did. People liked it, though. Critically. But, I mean, what hits anymore? But he certainly killed it on Friday night lights.

Just a real easy one to fall asleep, too, for me. Oh, huh. I'll follow in sleep to you're talking about it. You boring dickhead. And with my fourth pick, can we take a second break? Oh, yeah, we're going to take a second break. You're right here on All Fantasy Everything and we'll be right back. It was my idea, non-Isaac's.

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See terms at pick six. Dotrackings.com slash promos. And we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything. A podcast already in progress. For me, this is sort of my version of Cheers, but married with children. Oh, I love married children.

Al Bundy, who's a legend, his son, Bud, Kelly, Peggy, the neighbors. Marcy. Marcy, the neighbor. Also, great, great intro song. Oh, yeah. intro. Love marriage.

And then that book was a shoe salesman. And he always was like picking on heavy women. Yeah. And by the way, late night show too. Always on late. That's what the only reason I would fall asleep to it is because it was on late. It was just when I was tired when I was a kid. But Peggy was so gorgeous.

And he complained about it all the time. It's so funny watching it. Like remembering how you felt is that like teen or preteen watching it thinking he's crazy. What the fuck is he talking about it? is I want to have sex with it. And then, like, growing up and being, like, an adult in a relationship, married to someone who you're very attracted to.

But every now and then, being like, I could just go to bed. You know? I kind of want to go to bed tonight. Like, that kind of thing, like, that flipped on it. Obviously, it's, like, blown out for TV and, like, hyperbalized. But, like, it is funny, like, playing on that dynamic.

But that show was, uh, that, what I love about that show is they made it as that anti-family sitcom. Yeah. Like, purposely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Fox was trying to be edgy. Yeah. Fox was, they came out of the gay.

Where the crazy. We're the crazy channel. Yeah, with the crazy channel. And then, you know, just the fact that, like, I always remember that stuff where he would, like, pick his ear with a pencil and he always thought it was an eraser, but it was all his wax. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember. That was a big one. Four touchdowns in one game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he played, so, Ed O'Neill, right? Yep. Played for the Steelers or training camp or something.

Like, he was an actual football player. Yep. Which is pretty buck. Worked for the mob for a very short time. Yeah, in Pittsburgh. Yeah, really? Yeah. dude he was a tough dude probably still is yeah yeah and come on little giants for

remember him in little john yeah little giants was huge god that ruled yeah dutch yeah i never saw dutch oh where he had a stepson yeah i think it was dutch yeah i know he's a good sports movies for kids in the 90s oh yeah great one come on the big green sand lot we did it all i mean i mean little big league like even ones like that we're gonna own the twins rookie of the year rookie of year Rookie of a year. Funky butt-loving. Do you say funky butt-loving? I was hoping I would break my arm in hot-docke.

To this day, part of me thinks it's possible. Like where I'm like, that could happen. Like, not to me, but like to my son. Yep. To my son. No, Dana, I'm trying to get him pro. Yeah, my ship is sailed. Oh, you don't want him to play football, okay?

Fine. All right? I respect that, but we're going to break his arm. So we can play for the cards. We're going to break him his arm. We're going to hold him back in eighth grade. We'll break his arm and move to Chicago. Mm-hmm.

Funky butt loving Did you know that the So the mother in a rookie of the year Who played the mom Her son Is named Pete Crow Armstrong

And he now plays for the Cubs He's like really good Yeah That's awesome Yeah Pete Crow Pete Coyote was taken It's like a hyphenated

Crow Hivend Armstrong Time for my fourth pick Okay I'm gonna take Conan I'm gonna take Yeah Yeah, yep, love Conan.

And kind of every iteration of it. I fell asleep to every stand-up set you ever did on there, so yeah. I wish I could say the same about yours. Damn it, Isaac. I knew he was going to say it. I knew it was coming. I threw the softball out and he knocked it right back into my teeth. Wish I could say the same about it.

You can't. I was never on the show. It wasn't on Conan. I did it twice. I know. I could have done more, but I had that other late-night job. I did that one. You did that one.

Thank you. You were so good. You're really funny. I appreciate it. couldn't fall asleep during him because I was at work it would have frowned upon it Conan Conan that is just classic generational

Pimp robot remember Pimp robot Pimpah 5,000 yeah Pimp 5,000 in the year 3,000 masturbating bear Lover Texas Ranger lover Oh that Ranger that or that was one of the most shit now having I've written in late night for like more than a decade now

and there are so many bits they did that I'm so jealous of on multiple levels, A, that they thought of it, were funny enough to think of it, and that's amazing. B, that there was a space in late night where you could do something that silly. Right. Because that just doesn't exist anymore.

It was such an absurd show, but I feel like that show really influenced a generation of comics. Absolutely. Where you could be like a little weird and silly and like... 100%. All the Rory Scoval John Doris sets on there. Oh, man. So nuts.

It was like of being like anal, anal, anal, anal. That shit was... When they did the two sets at once? Yeah. Yeah. Some of my favorite stand-up sets are from, like, late-night sets. Yeah. Like Ian Edwards, had a bunch of Conan's.

Man, they were so funny. His Conan's, I remember, because that's, like, where I discovered him. Like, where I learned about this dude, and I thought he was so funny. And then he, Conan put out his album. It was called 100% half-ass. Yeah. Dude. Jay Larson's Conan, where he just does the one story about getting the wrong number dialed to him.

Yeah. Tig pushing the stool. Oh. I mean, that's insane. Yep. Who would do that? I mean, that's both of them. David Borey missing his mark.

I remember that. I remember being like, this guy's a genius because I thought it was on purpose. I remember correctly, were you wearing like a jacket? No, I was just wearing a shirt. Like a button up this color. Yeah. It's like a shirt I got from Marshalls. But I remember when you did it.

You were in the, you might be thinking it's half hour. He had that zip up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just walk back and you're nodding. You're like, I already blew it. Yeah.

I still remember Funchis was the first guy from our scene to do it. Oh, yeah. You remember when your friend started to Alex Cole? Was the first guy in San Francisco to do it? We watched it at Abbey Tavern. He walked out and he said, it is so good to be here. And you felt like, I don't know if you've probably felt like. We're watching to heal him.

I felt that like so good that's so good to be here. I'm like, I bet it is like that. He made it possible because you're like, I remember watching him and I'm like, I've seen that guy spill ranch on his legs with no pants on, you know? After the set. Right. Yeah.

Both sides. But just the sketches, Conan coming out and like doing his string dance and his monologue jokes were so good. Yeah, Conan. Quoff. Yeah. Amazing. You would see all the like Eddie Pepitone was the guy in the crowd always screaming. Yeah.

They right. Yeah. Oh, and you know what I love? When he was doing it at TBS, he had Dionne Cole on there. And Dionne Coe used to have the funniest segments with them. Yeah. They did a segment where they went to this to this, right? restaurant in Englandwood, like the soul food restaurant that, like, I went to a few times growing up there.

Yeah. And it was so funny, dude. He was so, their segments from like the, the Civil War Baseball reenactors one. Yeah. Triumph, like the amount of stuff that came from that show. Yeah. It's like a treasure. And you could fall asleep to it because eventually the interviews would happen and it was on late.

Then it's not fun anymore. Yeah, you're like, all right, he's talking to Terry Hatcher. I guess I'll go to sleep. Chris, time for your fourth pick. This is the only streaming show. and I have fallen asleep to it before. I don't think people fall asleep to it, but it's one of my favorite shows of all time,

and I've woken up by this song, The Wire. Oh, yeah. Whoa, that is crazy. You really can't pay attention. You fall asleep to the wire? Because I've watched it, because I've turned it on really late. I've gotten home.

Okay. Because I think about that show all the time. That's the problem with that show. Yeah. First time I watched it, I broke up with my girlfriend right after it. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. It was going to be a drug dealing. I was just living in Baltimore. It's so much about life. I can't do a long-distance relationship. But it's so thematic. There's so much things about life and death in that show that I have literally, I've driven home at night from doing sets.

And it's like, you know, not late, but 11. I start getting sleepy. But I'll put it on because I want to watch an episode of it. Like I think about a certain episode. Like I remember last time I thought about the last episode of one of the seasons where Avon Barksdale and his homie the. the English guy, the Idris Elba. Oh, Stringer belt.

Stringer belt. When they know they're, they don't know that they're backstabbing each other. Yeah. They're on the balcony of his condo and they're talking to each other about like, remember how we came up, we did it together and they hug each other,

but they both know, I'm backstabbing you, but they don't know that they're backstabbing each other. I thought about that episode not that long ago, like a month ago. And I drove home from doing sets. And it was like 1130 at night, I put it on.

And I must have fell asleep halfway through because it was already kind of late. Yeah. And the next episode came on and the song came on. I remember every season they got a different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I just, I love that show somewhere. It's a good one. Greatest shows.

I got to revisit that. I've only seen it the one time. It's phenomenal. Yeah, it's so good. Every season is based around a different theme. Different aspects of Baltimore and the crime. I'm trying to get back into season two. I always kind of...

Everybody loses... The shipyard, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That loses everyone. It's also good, though. Yeah. No, it's awesome. The worst season of an amazing show

is still an amazing season. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Didn't expect to hear it on this one, but 100%. Dave, it time for your fourth in your final picks. Fourth pick, I don't know why this... Maybe this was, like, when I had terrestrial.

I've just fallen asleep to this show a lot. Modern family. It's on. It was just... It's on. A lot. A lot. A syndicated show now.

Ed O'Neill, you're here. And it's like, it's like funny enough. Yeah. It's like there's good parts. I think it's really well acted more than it's kind of funny. Yeah. Like everybody really nails their parts. Yeah.

You feel like they're a family. It's just like, it's just like a very comforting show to go to sleep. It's great. It's a really, really well-written show. And this is not like my original thought, but it's pilot episode is like one of the great comedy pilots. Really? I didn't even know that. Just the way.

they introduce all the characters and like have a little surprise at the end that makes you want to come back it's like if you want to know how to write like a comedy especially like a network but like a good network like watch that and it's like wasn't the show supposed to be like a video diary to their daughter or something like that like the pilot it was going to be something different am is this am i accurate at all i swear it was supposed to be like like a like a video documentary for their kids that's why they're doing testimonials to the camera all the time and then that just kind of fell by the wayside and it turned into a show

where they did those testimonials. Maybe. There's something, I'm butchering it, but there's something, it was supposed to be something different on the pilot. I don't know if I've ever seen the pilot.

But yeah, that show is just very, yeah, it's just, it's comforting, it's good. And it's episodic too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can, each episode is contained. It's not like a highly serialized show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You watch each episode and stand alone.

Yeah, no, I like that show. And then last, this is from, man, And this is going back to probably like when I first stopped having a bedtime. So like junior high age, like sixth, seventh grade when I could go to sleep by myself, staying up late, watching MTV, celebrity death match. Oh! Remember they would have, they would have like five hour blocks of that shit. They would play it forever.

I fell asleep to so much celebrity death. Yeah, they wanted to get their money's worth out of that. And I was so young that, like, I only got like half the references. Oh, yeah. Like there would be a lot of shit on there I really didn't get it all Judge Mills Lane though Yeah yeah yeah

We talked about drafting this Like who we would want to see In current celebrity death matches Like if they were still doing the show The Owanna Mac Yeah that's a good one Oh yeah That's a good one

Would you say it's the Ovananoo Mark Barron Yeah That would be a good one That would be tight I don't know What's going on I live in graveyard and Joe Rogan

No Uh huh That's for the losers Who watch these documentaries Like me. Yeah, no, me too. I saw the day it dropped. Yeah, same.

Yeah, celebrity death measures was great. Yeah, man. It was, it was, MTV was filling their schedule. I feel like, do you remember, you guys remember, there was a time where you could get, like, MTV 2 on regular TV?

Yeah. Like, I don't know what was going on. It was like, channel 68 or something. Yeah, it was, like, way up there. And it was like. I remember that. It had the little elephant and said MTV 2 or whatever it was going to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow it came through if you didn't have cable, you could get MTV 2 for a while. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember the game Clayfighters? No. There was like a Mortal Kombat style video game called Clayfighters. That was like...

Well, it did look like... It looked like Celebrity Death Match a little bit. Man, Celebrity Death Match, million episodes, too. Yeah, for real. They did a shitload of it. Was that Seth Green? What's that Green? I don't know who made it.

Oh, I'm thinking Robot Chicken. It was right in there. It was... Celebrity Death Match feels like it was right after, like, Liquid Tee. TV and stuff, Liquid Television. Eric Fogel. Eric Fogel, sure. Everybody knew that.

He also did the head. The head was the head, the Odyssey, that was liquid television. That was like Aeon Flux and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I love the Yon Flux. And shit used to freak me out. Theon Flux and the Max. Yeah.

Remember the Max? Yep. All those used to make me feel like a grown-up too, but in a weird way. I'm like, do grown-ups kiss like that for real? In Aon Flux, when they would just put their tongues out and time and a knot. Oh, yeah. And then they'd have like the liquid. quid, the drool

that was so blue. Was it the intro to Aon Flux where the fly was on the eye? Yes. Yes. She caught it. Oh, it was Charles Manson and Marilyn Manson was the first one. Charles Manson and Marilyn Manson? Was the first celebrity death match? That's funny. That is funny. Just on.

That was probably like 8 o'clock when it aired the first time. And the guy who played Bender, John DiMaggio, that was one of his first voice acting roles. Interesting. And now he's done like everything. Great pick, and Chris, I'm for your final pick. You know what? Because it was on, it was on late, and I never caught the, I would just fall asleep naturally, Saturday night life.

Yeah, that's good. That was on my list. Yeah. I would end up, I would, it starts at midnight or 12.30? 11.30. Yeah, yeah. But by the time, like, it would, by the time, like, past midnight, that's what I would start getting. So you get the cold open, you'd get the, uh, the monologue.

And if there was a little musical act, I would want to stay up and be. like, I got to suck, because they have two performances. Yeah. Yeah. So that one was more of like staying up, like not being able to, not having the endurance to stay up to watch it. Yeah. Being up until midnight when you're, I don't know, 11, 12 or whatever, you feel nuts.

And you end up waking up on the couch and they're running. You're like, I'm like in the middle of the show and you're like, but it's one. You're watching the second airing of it. Yeah. That would have a meal on. Yeah. Wake up on the couch. Parents are at the bar.

You know, stoves on. Yeah, stoves. Yeah. That's the one rule when mom's not home. Don't use the stove Cat chasing the dog Dude it's nuts in there For my final pick

I'm going to take something that is always on It's incredibly placid I love it It's a boring show But weirdly it is very exciting And kind of hard to fall asleep During it but if you watch long enough It'll only you

Antiques Road show Oh yeah Yeah yep I guess he's Yep Yeah pretty common practice I feel like I fucking love that show It feels like it was the first show Like that too

Yeah And a lot of other stuff kind of spun out from it. Yeah. But it was the first you could have treasures in your... That first sort of like documentary style about something boring. But the other ones feel like kind of almost exploitative in weird ways. Like, oh, you're talking about like pawn stars? Pawn stars and stuff like that.

Yeah. Or American. What was the... Pickers and... Yeah, yeah. This one is just like classy. It's very mundane. Monday.

Because it was PBS, right? Lovely. Yeah. It's slow TV in a very real way. Yeah. They're not building up towards anything. No. And every now and then, you're like, this person has...

has a painting that's worth 250 grand. Yeah. And they're just like, oh, oh, well, I'm not going to sell it. Can you even imagine? I would sell it so quick. Yeah. You brought it to sell it. Yeah.

And over now and then they'll sprinkle in somebody having their heartbroken. Like every once in a while, they're like, well, we think it's an original Tiffany lamp. Yeah. Whereas the other shows, I feel like it's fake so much. Oh, yeah. These coins are actually worth less than they say they are. They're worth less than them. And they're also off.

This isn't Bruce Lee jumps to do you. this nickels worth a penny. And then it became, the show became about, not about the items, but about the people that work there, like in Pond Stars. Yeah, they were like, man, Chumley's an idiot. Yeah, yeah. Their traumas, yeah.

You never, and it was hosted by Mark Wahlberg. Different Mark Wahlberg. Okay, yeah. The host of Antiques Road show. That's almost the roughest other, like, if you're the other, whoever, Mark Wahlberg is a bummer. This was after his hate crimes in Boston.

This was recouping. Everything was after his hate crimes in Boston. at the emmys my wife and i went to the creative arts emmies and one of the people nominated for something his name was paul uh paul rudge like paul rudd but with fudge right paul fudge i wanted to meet them but how do you we just yell out hey which one of you is paul rudge uh huh uh shan your final pick uh south park oh yeah south park's on a lot at night easy one that's a common thing it's on a lot it started at night i remember watching the first episode about two feet from the TV screen because it was like, do you remember, there was so much buzzer on it when it

came out? Yeah. And it was like, it's a cartoon, but it's not for a kid. I watched the first episode. Yeah, with the shit of the butt. Yeah. You were like, what? I don't think I even knew if I thought it was funny. I just wanted to be able to talk about it at school. At middle school. Yeah. And that was the only thing I watched on Comedy Central at that time. You might have been in grade school. Yeah. They're still doing it. I think I was in like fourth or fifth grade. I think I was in seventh. That was Beavis and Butth for me. It was like wanting to talk about it in middle school. You were what? You just got in your first apartment?

I got my first of a couple different masters. He got his second water bed. Why can't I be old and also accomplished in these fake scenarios? Why do I just have to be older and dumber than I am now? The second boom boom, boom. I got a bigger water bed. I had a twin mattress water bed.

You just opened the Bing Bing Wing? Think about that, like a twin mattress water bed that's more like a canal that you're sleeping out? You never saw a water bed that was just for like dorm rooms or whatever. Kind of hard to stay on it. Yeah, no edges. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, South Park. Yeah. Isaac Kaley, do you have a pick? Yeah, I don't really, I have an insomnia. I'm a chronic insomniac, so I don't like fall asleep to TV shows very often. But recently what I've been doing is while I do my elaborate ritual to go to sleep, I'll watch a Canadian TV show called Shorzie. Have you ever heard of it? It's so fun. Why I watch it to go to sleep is because it doesn't make me think deeply about anything. It is the most casual viewing experience. It's a hockey show.

It's fun. It's really fun. It's about nothing that matters. Which I really appreciate when I'm trying to go to sleep. Why don't you give your balls a tug? Give your balls a tug. Shut the fuck up. I thought you were just saying that like that's a good way to go to sleep.

Oh, no. That's what he says. That's what he says. A lot of, yeah. What's your elaborate nighttime ritual? I do a full body. I give myself a full body massage. I do a full body stretch.

I take a melatonin. I, like, do this thing with my dog where, like, I, like, I shepherd her into bed. And then I have to, like, put eyeshades on, put earplugs in, you know, do all that. Damn. On your dog. Yeah. Yeah. And then I set the, I set the apartment, the temperature in the apartment to a certain temperature.

Like, because I'm a really bad insomniac. Sleeping is like one of the most stressful things for me. Man, sleep and rules. Okay, I could fall asleep while I'm getting punched in the face. I'm so like. I'm having to sleep right now. I envy you so much. It's really a beautiful thing.

I can't, it's frustrating because like I like reading in bed, but I can't, like halfway through a page, I will fall asleep. I can't read in bed. I can't read in bed because I get too engrossed into reading. And I just, I stay up until like, I'm, I was reading this book about Isaac Newton and him being the master of the mint and

he caught counterfeiters like coin counterfeiters. He also had to alchemy, right? He got real into alchemy, he got mercury poisoning brother, I'm not getting through the four word on that mother I could, however, see you getting into alchemy later on yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what did you take? Oh, Shorzie. Shorzy. Okay, so to read Cap. Here we go. Dave, you took the Wonder Years, a different world, Futurama, modern family, and celebrity death match. Chris, you took Georgia Lopez, MASH, Comics Unleashed to the Wire and SNL. I took Seinfeld, Ken Burns, Jazz, Cheers, Conan, and Antiques Roadshow. And, Sean, you took Unsolved Mysteries, Planet Earth, Friday Night Lights, married with children, and South Park. All good nights. All good nights. All good nights. Uh, we want to hear your picks. Hit us up at all fantasy podcast at gmail.com. Shout out to everyone on the AFE Patreon, the AFE subreddit, the AIFE Shalakaddy. On our Patreon, you can get auction episode. Just sign up for it. There's a lot of stuff on there. There's 700, whatever's.

700 posts. If you sign up for it, Sean will come to your house and give you a full body nighttime routine. Whether you want it or not, it's getting there. Chris, thank you so much, man. Thank you for having me. This was so much we'd love to have you back whenever you want to come on. Yeah, come down, whenever.

Shout out to our wonderful producer, Isaac Cayley, on the Ons and Tis. I wish you slumber, my friend. I wish I could sleep better as well. Shout out to St. Sue Carmel. Shout to Frankie Ocean. Shout to Sid the dude. Shout to Hodgey Beats. It's more important than all of that.

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