All Fantasy Everything - Twins (w/ Solomon Georgio, Katrina Davis, Sean Jordan, David Gborie)

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. and podcasters Solomon Giorgio and Katrina Davis. You can listen to Solomon on his new podcast, The Juice, where he trades gossip and stories with the best of them. Solomon is amazing at it. Trust us when we tell you. But don't stop there. You can also listen to Katrina on her podcast, Podvanguard, where two art history majors and one comedian just chop it up for your enjoyment. They walk into a room and they figure it out get on it joining us today as always is comedian and colorful polo enthusiast david bory i am sean jordan filling in for ian carmel who will be back next week to tell us all about the political ins and outs of the i mean he will be back to discuss the eiffel Tower. That's it. Play that theme song.

Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that bought a bucket hat. What's up? It's got flowers on it. It sure did. And I look like Matthew Lillard in said bucket hat from what I've been told. You look like you have cruel intentions. That was Ryan Phillippe. You're mixing up your 90s heartthrobs. I don't know. Was Matthew Lillard a heartthrob? Oh, that was a deep one. No.

It was like a lovable goofball. Yeah. He was like the funny one, right? Yes. He wouldn't be like sexy. He'd be fun. He'd be fun. Ryan Phillippe is sexy.

He was the one they would put in tiger beat but they put him like on the back of jtt they're like you know he's going on the wall okay and it'd be like some nothing article like he likes to volunteer and they're like we want to see jtt rollerblade i need a short sleeve collared unbuttoned please thank you on a preteen point JTT was hot he you know he had this thing

that I used to want to have when I was a kid where he talked with his ashes like this that thing I used to love I used to want to have to talk like that like I guess I wanted a speech impediment I used to think it was cool to want to have to talk like that. Like I, I guess I wanted a speech impediment. I used to think it was cool when kids like their ashes were like that. What?

He had a speech, I didn't even know he had a speech impediment. Well, yeah, he did. Yeah. I was, I like Devin Sawa,

so I wasn't paying attention to him that much. Idle hands, the devil's blade toy. I get it. Yeah. Look, no, JCC was very much a twink from the jump street i was never into her

into her she was oh really for me too soft too soft were you more of a zachary ty bryan guy he no he looked like he had a cool mustache most of his life i don't know if he was very white what about can i throw a name out there what about Furlong? Yeah, he looks like he was a heroin addict since he was like 10. I used to want to be Eddie Furlong. He was dank. He was dank, Eddie Furlong. He still might be. I don't know what he's up to, but I used to love Eddie Furlong. He's a great actor, yeah.

The Living on the Edge video. Remember that Aerosmith video? Not a crush. Not like a... No one's putting Eddie Furlong on a wall. I mean... Unless you want to scare scare some demons away eddie furlong is a weird one i guess when he was young though he kind of like the older he got it got like the face didn't stop getting wider. He was a crush. He looked tired as a child.

He did look like a tired... He looks like he drank coffee the second he got on set on T2. He always looked like he had worked a long day. You think the hours on the set of Terminator 2 were short, my friend? I don't think that.

I don't think that at all. I think acting is bad for children. But he looked like he just retired from his 40-year job to become an actor at the age of 10. What's he doing now? I hope it ended up okay for him. He ain't missing any meals, I don't think. Wow. You saying he got fat, Sean?

He's not as fat. No, I'm saying he looks healthier. He looks healthier. That's not that you said he got fat sean he's not as that no he looks healthier he looks healthier that's not how you said it he's a fat loser now that's it ah crap marissa just put air horns over that please no keep it in they need to know what he thinks let him sit in it they need to know what he thinks about his body and moving on you know that let's just let's just meet everyone that man that wants to let me sit in it joining us today on the podcast solomon giorgio how you doing hi how's it going i'm good i'm great i'm fine it's been a minute man what do you got going on how's life um i'm i've been good i've been working steadily uh been making tv magic uh

judging you guys from a distance yeah i miss you but yeah it's been a minute since i've been on here screaming about stuff we were just talking about high fidelity the the series last night um yeah me and some people at the show and we were talking about how we were worried that the series wasn't going to be as good as the movie and how it absolutely was. And it was perfect. What a weird conversation to have. No, it comes up with Sean a lot. Rarely do I meet somebody.

It's my favorite movie of all time. So that's the tombstone, depending on what day I'm having. Oh, okay, yeah. Oh, what? Go for it. Favorite movie? No, I love the movie, but it's not my top 10.

I love the movie, though. What is your favorite movie? My favorite movie of all time that I've watched a million times over? It's probably going to be Too Wong Fu. Oh, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar? Yeah, I've watched that movie more times than any other movie in the history of the world, and I've never laughed harder.

My favorite is when she's like, you know, I knew you were in a woman. And I'm like, what? What was it? Sock of Channing. a woman and i'm like what what was it i'm the i'm the same way with that movie booty call how booty calls dude is booty call where they go try to get saran wrap uh instead of condoms is that booty call a lot of things happen in that movie i can also watch harlem knights uh forever dude oh yeah i've watched a shit ton as well. Oh, my goodness. I've watched The Firm with my mom.

My mom loves The Firm. The TNT and the chokehold it has on our families. Oh, my goodness. Dude, that first 30 minutes of Harlem Nights is probably the best 30 minutes of movie ever. Not that it drags after that, but just that first where you first meet everybody

and they go outside and fight Quick and Della. I would pay to see Eddie Murphy and Della Reese fight tomorrow. You'd have to dig up Della Reese, but I'll still watch it. I'd still watch my hologram. That laugh by the way, my God, when she's like

challenging to go outside and you first like he gives you just the deep eddie murphy laugh he's such a dick about it oh i love it but also that movie didn't do well in the box office heartbreaking no it was a box office flop that sucks it's okay kevin hart will bring it back and make it worse or somebody will come to america um solomon now let's talk about it a little bit the uh your new podcast how deep are you on juice and also explain juice a little bit i just threw it out there how deep are you on juice so yeah i've been working on so yeah i've had a podcast with team coco right now

uh we're about 15 minutes. I think we're like 13 episodes, 14 episodes now. But yeah, it's pretty much just... It's all just like low-stakes gossip. I chat it up with the guests and then people submit crazy shit they've heard in their lives. And I get to read it and it's great. And sometimes we have a listener call in. Well, every time.

Every episode we have a listener call in with an insane story. It's been truly one of the best days of my life as a... as somebody who loves drama that doesn't involve them. This is the best kind of drama where you just can sit back. I love it. Everybody's fucked up, and I'm not involved?

Please, tell me everything. The whole story. Continue. Also, if you want to take a sidestep do like a background for something that happened a couple years ago feel free when it comes to the backstory tell me where her ex-boyfriend went to college tell me about it

I've sat on your porch with a 40 in my hand and talked to you for a couple hours so it sounds like a good time people are very willing to give me information. You are fun and easy to talk to. That is for damn sure. Honestly, I've never proven to be trustworthy or a person who's ever kept a secret in my life.

But yet people... Solomon being very upfront. This is a horrible idea for all of them and they continue to do it. People just hit you like, Solomon, keep this a secret. And you're like, I'm not gonna. And they're like, I'm telling upfront. This is a horrible idea for all of them and they continue to do it. People just hit you like, Solomon, keep this a secret. And you're like, I'm not gonna. And they're like, I'm telling you anyways. I'm just gonna tell you anyways.

People who see me openly talk about their business have told me their business immediately afterwards. I'm like, why? You learned zero lessons. You know, some are hard fought. The whole point of it is to tell me something not important enough for me to forget immediately that's the thing is like right

i'm trying to think if i got any i don't i don't have any gossip that you for sure do everybody does you i just feel like i'm not doing anything i got a daughter i just sit and uh that's the gossip i have a you're not doing anything you don't have anybody like none of your friends just like robbed a truck is that just my life so you just live with somebody who shits themselves and doesn't tell you about it and you think that's not gossip she pooped in the bathtub the other day for the first time who didn't

he would hate if you told us that are you kidding she'd be like stop putting my business out there well she can't listen to podcasts yet. She doesn't know how. But one day she will. And she will come right back up to you. Like, why are you telling people about this?

You told everybody I shit in the bathtub, Dad. You did too. Yeah, but I knew what I was doing. Did it on purpose. Made eye contact. I left it out. Sorry. Solomon Georgiou on Twitter and

IG across all platforms. You got anything coming up? You going on the road at all? I will be in Bloomington, Indiana at the Comedy Attic the weekend of the 22nd? Whatever that Friday is. Yeah, the 22nd.

I remember things. And then I'll be in Montreal for Jfl the following week so nice those are my future my future things fantastic man that club in bloomington is so fun it's it's my favorite tough to get to if i remember like you land and you had to you got to get picked up to drive for like an hour but um it's so so fun and so perfect and like in bloomington it's kind of like when you're downtown you it doesn't sound bad but like everything's going on in one kind of area and this is fun you don't have to like go they have a they have a really great uh gay bar with a giant uh golden girls mural uh that's owned by two wonderful lesbians

that come to that come to the show. I love it there. I got up in there a ton when I was there for Limestone. That place was probably the most fun place there was. It was rad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I highly recommend it. The rest of Indiana can burn in a fucking pit of hell.

Yeah, it ain't much. But Bloomington's tight. Well, don't, man. Go check out Solomon. also joining us on the show we have katrina davis i'm thrilled about it now let me make sure i say it correct uh instagram and twitter at katrina savad it's davis backwards right yeah yeah you can say it however you want it's not a real name how do you say it do you say do you say sivad or savad i say savad because that just makes sense to me but yeah there's there's no real right way to say it.

I made it up. Savad sounds dope, though. Like, what's up? I'm Katrina Savad. How you doing? Old people bring up the Miles Davis song to me sometimes. That's about it. But...

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you for joining us. Host of... Let me say it right. Pod Vanguard? Yeah. I do an art history podcast with my friends andrea gazzetta and jordan lee williams and they are two art

history majors and i just like art so they get to talk about a bunch of stuff that they hated people for in grad school and i get to compare stuff to simpsons episodes I've seen. It's pretty sweet. Absolutely. Absolutely. The good takes where you're just like, I don't know, I just kind of like the way the bucket hat looks, you know, stuff like that. Yeah. The real, the working man's observations. That's my role on my art podcast. Yeah. Hell yeah. And I saw you host a show, right? You host a standup show too? Yeah, hell yeah. And I saw you host a show, right? You host a stand-up show too? Oh, yeah. I host a show in the valley in Glendale called Valley Girl. It's once a month. I'm actually getting ready to revamp it for the end of the summer, this fall. But yeah.

Now, I used to reside in Glendale, my damn self. Ian and Zach and I all did. Where in Glendale? Whereabouts? Glendale. My damn self. Ian and Zach and I all did. Where in Glendale? Whereabouts? I live in North Hollywood. The show's in Glendale like 15 minutes away, but I live right by the airport. I've been told by people who grew up here that I'm

hood adjacent, which I kind of resent because I like it's nice and quiet, but it's fine. Awesome to talk to the hood. People need to calm down sometimes. It's funny. Just driving my mom around Portland for my wedding, you would have thought there was a lot of hood adjacent situations i'm like actually what does hood adjacent mean you're next to the poor people it's really it's it's different to everybody because i'm like i mean if everything's adjacent

my whole life i never i mean i swear to god i was more hood adjacent in sioux falls than i would be anywhere like in la or anything where you're just like trying to tell me my neighborhood was like almost nice yeah oh that's whack that's b that's what i said i was like i might i might we took offense to it but i like it here well fucking yeah i like your crib i'm looking at it i dig it um i'm inside yeah i'm in based on the square footage we see i do like it yeah everybody's got a good background going on oh yeah i finally joined the good background club um oh yeah so check out uh podvanguard and what's the name of the show valley girl right valley girl yeah valley girl last thursday of every month oh sundays last sunday all right i'm blowing it less hard this time but i feel like i'm seeing i'm getting there Alligur. Yeah. Alligur. Last Thursday of every month. Oh, Sundays. Last Sunday. All right.

I'm blowing it less hard this time, but I feel like I'm seeing. Also, did you have any credits you wanted to drop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a special coming out in the beginning of August called Figuring It Out. So that'll be places, I'm sure. Yeah. I have a people are going to tell me later how to officially find it or whatever but

it's coming out yeah we'll follow the IG and the Twitter it'll all be on there I assume yeah exactly congrats also joining us a one coolguyjokes87 on Instagram

not on Twitter never again y'all blew it he got to he didn't like it so he's not for me mr david boy how you living you know i'm good man i just got a billy ocean t-shirt so i feel like i can't be stopped uh caribbean queen uh if you want to come see me come see me this weekend at rumors comedy club in winnipeg manitoba or you can see me july 21st through the 23rd at the uh the dc improv or you can see me august 5th and 6th at the dead crow comedy fest comedy club in wilmington north carolina or you can see me august 12th and 13th at hilarity's comedy club in cleveland ohio you can listen to my mama told me you can watch season two episode six of sam jay or you can run up on me with some money just run up on me uh i am sean jordan sean cougar mellon jordan on instagram sean s jordan on

twitter uh i don't have anything coming up faded actually faded portland july 28th we got jamel johnson thrilled about it um and also the two of you i'd like to talk to you at some point about getting both of you here for faded if you'd be into it that's an off off air kind of conversation but um we got jamel in july first one is fantastic do not get rid of it i want it on record yeah keep it on first show was so dope thank you to everybody who came out it was a success i get very nervous when my name is on a show that it is going to run smoothly. I want every detail to fit. And it all did.

It worked. I was stoked. And so thank you to everybody who came out and made that happen. Other than that, I don't have anything coming up. Watch the Late Late Show with James Corden. Listen to all Fantasy Everything. Ian Carmel is still firmly planted in Europe. He's out of town. Almost said bolivia there almost almost said bolivia there

i don't think he's in bolivia i don't even think pager's work in bolivia right now so i wouldn't know if he was there if he wasn't um but we're not here to talk about where ian may or may not be we are here to fantasy draft twins now are we taking liberties with this fantasy draft i don't know what i mean the word you gave me the word twins and that's what i'm saying so i'm just it's you know open it up be creative but uh yeah so we're gonna we're drafting twins i'm thrilled about the idea um david you just picked three different pairs of boobs no no no no, no, no. I would never. And they're not.

I'm more clever than that. Well, there's you always. Isn't there like one bigger boob? Kind of like testicles. There's like one bigger one normally. I don't know if always. I thought it was like kind of a certainty. Am I crazy?

No. All boobs are different. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I would just always thought one was bigger. I don't know. Am I crazy with testicles? There's not always a bigger one. Mine are perfectly shaped Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why? Yeah. I would just always thought one was bigger. I don't know. Am I crazy with testicles?

There's not always a bigger one. Mine are perfectly shaped. I know they are. And they're smooth. I have not done the field research to know. I do imagine that Solomon has perfect balls. Yeah. And food.

Yes. Like they're just like pretty heavy. Not a wrinkle on them. Like ebony eggs. Yeah. It's hard. It's hard to explain, but i feel like they're very clear like they're not cloudy at all if that makes sense same color yeah just like a smooth like

sometimes you see on like bad movies and stuff where you're like whoa that guy's nutsack is like a that's for a different body i feel like your balls look like they're on your i feel like if i just saw a picture of them alone i'd be like well that looks like fun candy i can't wait the cadbury the cadbury bunny came early this year look at that nuts are candy and i'd be like those are candy everyone else is nuts i can tell i know what nuts look like but you snuck one picture of candy in there. Nuts or candy is the worst game to have to play. That's what I used to play in the bathtub.

Mommy, I'm playing nuts or candy again. Stay out. Now, to determine the order of this draft, we are going to do so with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you. We go on shoot. Everybody ready? Everybody ready? All right.

Before that. Rock, paper. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. That was insane, Sean. I know it was. Should we do it again? Nope. Solomon wins.

Solomon, scissors, cut, paper. You'll be determining the order of the draft. Now, before you do that, I will remind you that it is a serpentine draft. And what is that, Sean? Well, David, I'm thrilled to pieces that you asked me that. I may have used this one before, but I actually forgot to think of an explanation. So we just watered our lawn. It's kind of like when you water, you're supposed to like water

plants and stuff. You're supposed to leave it on there for like a minute or something, each one. But I get very bored doing that. So I'll start with like five seconds on one plant and I'll just do five seconds on like every plant right to left. And then I'll go down and do like five more seconds left to right and just kind of do that back and forth, hanging out on either side for a little bit so as to curb my boredom, and then the plants get the proper amount of nutrition and water. So if it's still murky, basically,

if you go last in the first round, then you go first in the second round. So with that being said, Solomon, how are we going to play this? Wow, I've never gotten any clarity from those explanations once, and I love that about it. Nobody Nobody ever has and nobody ever will. And that's the good part about it.

That's the great thing about it. I definitely want to go first. Yeah. Because this is the game that I know that I need to go first in. Yeah. You know what, Katrina? You. You're up to me.

Okay, thank you. All right, Katrina going second and uh and you know what i've always i've always given david a priority but you know this time i'm gonna go sean yeah down there in the hot corner that shit don't happen i'm not scared because david's competition. I feel like we have some similar twins, for sure. You don't think

that I'm touching on that. I know what you're talking. You don't think that I'm going to get the challenge accepted. Yes, I think I do. I'm excited to get to it. We are going to start this draft. We're going to start the twins draft. Before we get to your first pick, Solomon, we are going to take a quick commercial break. This episode of All Fantasy Everything is brought to you by Policy Genius. Policy Genius,

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I'm sorry, my mom's... Can I just tell her to call me back? Yeah, man, you do whatever you want. Hey, mom. Mom. Mom. Tell her I said hi first. Hey, I'm'm recording can i call you back in a little bit oh hello hello hey hey you want to say hi to everybody mom

okay i'll call you back you're at a're having a party? You're at a party? Sounds like it. You're having a party, right? What time is it there? It's midnight. It's midnight? Yeah, it's like a night out. Are you guys drunk?

I have to go. I'm calling. All right. All right. I love you. I'm calling. All right. All right. I love you. I'll talk to you later. She's just like all drunk at 1 a.m. with these broads. I love that your mom just drunk dialed you.

Yeah, for sure. With her friends. Yeah. Did she drunk FaceTime you? She was on FaceTime, right? Yeah, she was on Face. It happens more often than you think. Okay, so I'm last is what i remember yeah you're last should i do should i welcome back again or you want that all in there oh yeah i'm taking that all in i want that all in

uh tight uh yeah afv only podcast ever existed as i was going to say unless unless of course you have listened to the juice or podv. Those are the only two other podcasts in existence from my knowledge. And my knowledge is limited to adult baths and not complaining when I feel like I should complain. So I don't have a ton of knowledge, but I got a little bit. So here to spark this bizzle, let's hear it, Solomon. First set of twins, what do we got? Well, I'm going to go for the ultimate black option in this situation. of twins what do we got well i'm gonna go for the ultimate black option in this situation uh the stars of uh sister sister the ones the onlys tia and tamera maury of course now david did you okay

is that because that was one did you not think that was on my list i didn't i don't know i thought it was on your list i just always knew that this was gonna be the first yeah yeah how do i spell maury m-o-w-r-y right r-e-y okay or m-o-w-r-y yeah but of course that's that's a fantastic first pick was that like the first thing that popped in your mind yeah immediately the second i heard twins that was the first thing that came to mind there was nothing else in my mind until i was like yeah team tamara and then i thought about taj and then i was like i wonder what he's doing. I think he's still performing. He's still out in the world.

He's still making... Does he sing? No. I didn't think so. Okay. This is going to sound rude. Did he grow tall like a regular person does? He's still a short king, but he definitely is not as short as he used to be.

Okay. Do you think he has the Webster situation? I didn't know. He was very little. He's definitely older now. He definitely looks like an adult. I don't know anything about after the show. What did he do right after the show?

He did Smart Guy. No, he's been steadily acting. Nice. I didn't know that. He's been on some choice TBS shows. Oh, he was in Are We Done Yet? Yes, he was.

Oh! Oh! Aw! He looks like he does not look like he looked in The Smart Guy. he looks like a grown man good for him then like they all got some steady work like which one was the one that was on the game was it tia oh that was tia i believe it could have been them both it could have been like a blanky blank and blank blank situation you know where they'd sub them in

no that could have been a blanky blank and blank situation that was not the situation do they not do that for adult twins no they do they'll do it me too just give one the job all right i get adult twins stop looking identical when they when they start to get more grown it feels like but also i don't i don't care for when adult twins stop working together yeah i want them to be together all the time. Like when they live their own lives? No, I don't care for that. Unfortunately, I don't get to.

I want them to be stuck together forever. Did you know that there's actually two set of twins on the game? But I'm not going to say the other one's name. There it is. There's two sets of one person from a twin on the game. There's Tia and one of the other co-stars. She's also a set of famous twins.

Man, shout out to the game for maybe being the most resilient black sitcom there has ever been oh yeah and it's coming back too what i've watched the game on like five different channels it started off as a multi-cam and then it became a single cam then it became a drama and you're like what the fuck is going on here yeah it got like at one point he had like uh yeah he was like juicing yeah that man god bless the game god bless the maori twins i loved him i love i love i love go home roger i loved i loved everything about that show it was like clarissa explains it all doubled yeah that's a good point yeah it was also like and it was a

return of Jackie. And I think that was, that was integral for me is having as much of her in my life as possible. My mom is basically Jackie Harry. That's pretty much. That's amazing. I'm up to go slightly more like if Jackie had a serious sister that was always trying to like bring her down and she was like, oh, you're not.

But my mom is like, that would be my mom. I loved her so much. She was the best. I don't know if you heard my mom partying with those old ladies. My mom is as fun as Jackie Harry. I did hear your mom partying on the phone. Yes, it was fantastic. Oh my goodness. Yeah, the Maori twins is a great pick though. They were

going to go first. I feel like that's who everybody thinks of, right? That's the go-to. Yeah, absolutely. Well, there's one other set, but they're going to get picked within. Yeah. I mean, Katrina's on. I'm not going to choose the white ones first. No, yeah.

I'm not. I mean, I might. I'm not. Yeah. Tia and Tamara, love it. Katrina, spark us off. T and Tamara. Love it. Katrina, spark us off. Okay.

I'm going to go conceptual for my first one and do Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. God damn it. I did not think that was going to go in the first round at all. I was going to double back and get it. Fuck. I'm sorry that was me being strategic as hell because i was saving some other ones yeah that was a good fucked up what you

just did oh no wild i do love them as twins you know because hey not the same age no not the same look look nothing alike no no type of ethnicity. They're the anti-twin. I had to pick them. It was so funny. It's just the funniest thing in the world. They didn't have to even try that hard with the plot. They still wrote one. They still wrote a whole movie,

but they're going to just be like, we're twins. And I would just laugh hysterically for an hour and a half. The movie is performance driven. They both scratch their butts at the same time. They put their coats over the shoulder at the same time. What else do you want?

Two funny bodies doing funny stuff. Two funny bodies. You're so right. It is two funny bodies. It's funny because Arnold's like a specimen, but then you get them next to each other and you're like, yeah, they're both. They could be very comical bodies together.

They're both sexy. Yeah. But also you can hear the cocaine being sniffed off the fucking script. next to each other and you're like, yeah, they're both. They could be very comical bodies together. They're both sexy. But also, you can hear the cocaine being sniffed off the fucking script. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen it in so long. That's an eight ball of an idea in general. Alright, elevator pitch. Danny DeVito, Arnold

Schwarzenegger, twins. That's like... Michael, where have you been for three days? On PCP. But listen. Schwarzenegger twins. That's like, that's for sure. Michael, where have you been for three days? On PCP, but listen. I'm going to say 20th Century Fox Studios. They're just like, we're not hurting that bad. Yeah, but I'm going to fucking save you, bro.

You don't even know. It was, I mean, this is a, my drunk mom will tell you, that was my favorite movie for years. Box Office Smash. It was, I mean, this is a, my drunk mom will tell you, that was my favorite movie for years. Box Office Smash. It was so good. Sum it up for me if you can real quick. What's actually going on in the movie? So they were an experiment,

but Danny DeVito was raised in an orphanage. Arnold was raised on an island with their scientist father. Like a guru scientist. Yeah, and he was raised on an island with their scientist father. Like a guru scientist. Yeah, and he was raised perfectly. He spoke all these different languages, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I believe it's like he gets word that his brother is in trouble, and then he rowboats away from the island to go save his brother. And he shows up to Danny DeVito and goes, I'm your twin brother.

Yeah. Not Arnold on the show right there. That was Solomon Georgiou. You he shows up to Danny DeVito and goes, I'm your twin brother. Yeah. Not Arnold on the show right there. That was Solomon Giorgio. You're not going to believe it. That was not Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's not here. That was Solomon. But then, like, Arnold is also not wise of the ways of the world.

So, you know, he takes care of Danny, but Danny teaches him how to. Does he get him laid? Bow. Yeah. teaches him how to uh doesn't get him laid wow yeah yeah no that didn't help he gives him like street smarts right yeah and and he gets his dick touched he gets it he gets it touched he gets it touched in the hotel room i oddly oh i think i kind of remember that one part i think that like sticks out a little bit oddly Oddly, but I can't give you any details. That's all you would remember that or if they took a bath. Did they take any baths? No, I don't think so. He's got to take baths on an island.

Oh, and he sang that song Take Out the Papers in the Trash. That was really funny. Don't come back. Oh, you don't get no spending cash. Years before Obama, they had matching beige suits yes yes they did that's what i remember is the suits them getting all dressed up and

looking cool together yeah yeah yeah you just really wanted them to like hang out all the time absolutely i gotta should i give it a spin should I watch twins again yeah you should watch twins again are you crazy of course I know yeah I'm I'm getting I'm getting a pizza at pizza and I'm watching twins after this there's every 80s and 90s comedy that did well is worth rewatching there's none oh yeah even if they're

like weekend bernie's is still always worth a wee while oh yeah you know what you should rewatch is junior that movie is very funny I i just sit and like when i'm left to my own devices where he's pregnant yeah yeah oh my gosh because that's what when i named i was like wait does he get pregnant or are they twins i was like oh they do two different ones he was he was going his career was crazy in the 80s. He did everything. He was a robot. He was a twin. He was fucking pregnant.

I was watching Predator just before this. He was in Predator and then he was in Twins. It gets wild. What they did is they put two ideas together. And put him in it. He's a cop. But a teacher.

But he has to teach kindergarten. And he does not know the ways of the kindergarten. Let's just be clear on that. I used to love kindergarten cop. Like, that movie made sense. I think they put, like, a bunch of words, like, an adjective and a noun together. And he was like, let's see what happens. You ever feel like you were born in the wrong time?

Because me imagining the idea of being able to be a movie executive with cocaine and pitch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies makes me feel like maybe I was born at the wrong time. Yeah, we were born in the wrong era. That would be the best me there is. All right. And then I'd go too far.

I'd be like, okay. No, you'd just show up one day and be like he's black and someone just sitting there like what's the other word cop army what are we doing astronaut he's a black astronaut why is he black

fucking you're fired. That's why he's black. Nobody ever got anywhere by asking questions. Get out of this office. There's always, yeah, for me, it's two loose ideas put together, and it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger film, and I love it every time. Yeah.

Yeah. No. I'll go back. Solid way to go, twins. I love it. Fuck, I'm fucked up out here. She picked twins first i know it made me change because i was gonna go a little more conventional but i'm not now i'm i'm uh i'm switching up a little bit so for my first pick i am going uh the first time that uh twins

that i realized like maybe twins can be kind of scary and it was the shining twins oh yes there's two little girls in the uh in the blue dresses because it was so the shining i saw the shining when i was way too young to see the shining and uh me too they had it on upn one afternoon really yeah it's too it's too like grown-up scary to be there's some scary movies that i didn't get when i was a little kid but the shining i got it's axe murdering and ghosts and i'm like i understand that and just these two twins that were like come play with this danny and then they just flash to their chopped up bodies and you're like holy buckets this is and it made me scared of being alone like big open places you know like he's riding his big wheel that would never scare me

oh would the shiny never scared you? No. I watched movies by myself as a kid. Oh, you were a strong, strong boy. But also crazy white people, low level on my list of fears. It was high up. The scariest part for me was that the dad, I was like oh, dad could

want to kill you? It was the trust issues. I already was living with the reality, so I... My dad certainly wasn't anywhere around. That reality left me when I was one. Same. My dad would have to live there to kill me. I didn't have a dad. He scared us. There were hatchet marks

in all of our doors in my house from my family. My dad left so he could go kill another family. Thank God. Me and Sean were watching The Shining like champagne problems. I'm just sitting there. Mom, you couldn't do that. So I think I'm good. It was

the feeling of like being alone was the scary part to me. They're alone by themselves. There's no help. That was scary. If anything goes wrong, There's no help. That was scary. Like, if anything goes wrong, there's no help to be provided. And just, like, somebody going crazy was scary. The, like, oh, you can just lose your marbles like that? Because, you know, it was like everything's pretty good.

I love the twins, though. I think they have a fantastic look. Yeah, it really is. Listen, I understand. Twins, they don't not scare me. Well, I didn't ever, you know, like we had twins in the classes, a couple sets of twins growing up. It's not like it was ever scary, you know?

But then in The Shining, you're like, they make it look, they make it seem scary. And then it's a different viewpoint after that where you're like, oh, crazy. But, you know. I knew a horrible set of twins that I totally forgot about until you said that. And they tried to hold me down and burn a hole in my hand with a magnifying glass one time. Oh, my God. What? I don't want to blame the twins aspect, but that sounds like they were gnarly boys that like terrorized half of our elementary school and like everyone avoided them like the plague.

They were so scary. What happened to them? Are they in prison? Was one of them in prison? Here's the thing. They were foster kids whose last name was Foster. And they went through mom's like tissues, like just no, just new ladies crying every week, just burning through ladies trying to take it would be tough we get it they're terrifying like if i'm being honest i probably would have

had some words to say to the foster kids named foster if i'm being honest i think i would have you know so i bet they had a tough time i honestly but they belong to the system now there's no way out yeah That's a bummer. But shit, they held you down and tried to burn you with a magnifying glass. Yeah.

That's serious shit. Were there any other kids around? No. That's like, that's like something Batman would stop. They were smarter than that. They like would separate you

like hyenas. Seriously, that's. They were two brains working as one. Yes, they could read each other's minds the shining twins never got their hands on a magnifying glass oh my gosh they were so scary one of them's probably like a senator or something right it's yeah they either went really high or really low he just hides the crimes of the other brother all the time probably killed the other one

he uses his social security number yeah then he went to high school as a solo kid i won't say this kid's name but there's this kid who i think i've told david before i'm sure but this kid in elementary school smashed a snake's head with a rock and then got in the circle of a bunch of kids and he goes check this out and he whipped the snake around like pd pablo style and just and i'm like that is psychotic and he's doing fine i'm like, that is psychotic. And he's doing fine. I bet you I could get him fired from anywhere. Describe doing fine. Well, it's like he's not in jail. I mean, that's like that's crazy. He's still smashing snakes heads.

Yeah. That's what the kids are calling it now. That's just doing that's doing a bump off your keys, man. That's what kids lingo is crazy now. That's terrifying. It is terrifying terrifying it was gnarly we were in like fourth grade too and i was that was one of the bucker things i've ever seen that's any kids i i any kids who any kids who did weird stuff with animals always freaked me out yeah because it was like oh you're a bad bad kid like i'm a bad kid but just because i like fireworks and i'm alone a lot you're like breaking a window doesn't you know yeah you're like actually bad like you you want to hurt living things yeah i'll burn something

for sure i'm not gonna harm anything exactly i'm just trying to find a playboy in the woods like you're trying to like kill a rabbit find a playboy in the bathtub over here there's a fine line between bad kids yeah there is for sure but yeah you can definitely tell the ones that are sociopaths and the ones that are not yeah and it was always animal shit to me shining twins got a bad shake they were not sociopaths i think they were just scary looking um but that is my first pick the shining twins david hit us with your firsts and well that wasn't their fault i mean they you know they got merked and they didn't have anything to do with it anyway i mean david that's fair first and second pick as it is

a serving here in jerome i have to take the olsen twins just because of the fact that they're still on the board they made an empire you know what i mean i'm the cute one she's just my sister they they did it all they solved crimes the movies the movies the movies oh brother for sale yeah come on they had a movie called brother for sale it must have gone platinum i had to listen to that cd it did go so much i didn't know they had a movie called Brother for Sale. No, it's songs. Oh, that was an album called Brother for Sale? They had those ton of VHS movies.

Yeah, they had their own production company where they released VHS movies. And they solved mysteries? I didn't know that. They had a bunch of different kind of stuff like that. Clothes too, right? Clothing line? Even when they were a kid? Or was that further into adulthood? Oh, they have a clothing line now. They had a bunch of different kind of stuff like that. Well, clothes too, right? Clothing line, even when they were a kid or was that like further into adulthood? Oh, they have a clothing line

now. They're billionaires. Okay. They still, it's still popping, huh? Where, like Kohl's or somewhere? No, they still have a clothing line. I can't remember the name of their clothing line. Yeah, Kmart, right? No, they have a high-end fashion line. They have like a real one too. Nice, okay. Really? Oh, because they're, well, they're like fashion icons now, right? Yeah, The Row.

The Row, it's the name of their fashion line. They make bucket hats? I imagine it's a lot of monochrome I don't look into them a lot because if you see them now, they look like they practice bad magic. But it's like, yeah, it's supposed to be I'm going to check this out.

They quit and then Ashley came through through it was like they like sourced all of their energy for the public into her or something really yeah kind of i don't know anything about what they do they really scare me now no they like actively decided to stop acting though right i don't know. I would too if I was Abe. I think they were like, we're good. And then Ashley came through and was like crushed it in that cult movie. And they gave her a bunch of advice. And now she's the one that like does red carpet stuff.

I don't even. The both of them don't. Yeah, they just maintain their wealth. Yeah. Yeah, their coats are like $4,000. So they're doing fine. Yeah, they're doing. Seriously.

You got it, dude. Yeah seriously you got it dude yeah you got it dude they were very cute they were very very cute yeah i uh yeah i took in a lot of their content i don't have much to say about them besides that i mean yeah it's the old i'm shocked it made it to me i wasn't i was gonna pick it but then i felt like going conceptual because it was, it was already on the board. So that's, it's a fun one. Yeah. Well, now, now you don't have it. Damn, dude.

You just gave it to David for free. Who wouldn't last? And I put him there for a reason and you just totally. Yeah. It was really yours to take, Sean. Oh, shit. Oh, we flipped it. Now it's on me.

All right. I can handle it. David, hit us with that second pick. Let me know how I fucked up again. No. Second pick. I think that I am going to go to the world of sports and i am going to take ronde and tiki barber come on man i knew you were gonna do that like uh you know they're both

pro bowlers absolutely they're both i think ronde was in the super bowl i don't think tiki was uh both both had uh illustrious careers as uh analysts later hot too hot professional football playing twins i bet a lot of moms are like yeah the barber twins for a day my mom fucks with them so hard they're good guys man i have no idea who you all are talking about. I understand. I understand. I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. I want to see how you feel about them.

I'm looking it up. There's not much to feel about them since I can only base it off of pictures. These are some hot Virginia boys. They are. I know you don't talk like that. Rondé and Tiki Barber. Tiki? Am. Tiki? I think.

Am I an asshole? Was Tiki on the Bengals? Or the Giants? No, Tiki was on the Giants. Giants. Tiki was a running back. Rondé was a defensive back. Yeah.

So the completely different positions. Brothers. Twins. It's the twins. Can I be honest? I didn't know they were twins until we were doing this draft. Have you not seen them together? Oh, one of them was on Broadway

in kinky boots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. They're highly talented. Kinky barber. Get it. Do they both commentate now? Do they both talk?

No, I think Tiki is the more front-facing yeah i believe it's wild though to be twins and both make it to the nfl like something that hard to do and they both did it and like at the same time that should be in in in different different completely different positions yeah but how much would it suck to be a set of twins and one of you gets into the NFL and the other one doesn't feel so bad it would suck a lot you can't bring it up ever at like dinner you're like just don't talk about the NFL whatever don't talk about the NFL around Rondé

he really doesn't know you at some point had all of the tools yeah yeah yeah yeah because he did it because he did it we Because he did it. We have the same Achilles tendon. That is true. Any successful twin and an unsuccessful twin

you'd be like, you motherfucker. I could have. It's all in me. I got it. It's like, yeah, well,

you had the, you got every exact opportunity that I had and you still managed to fail. I never, oh, that gave me chills. That's deep in my spine right now.

Unless you're the twins from the movie Twins. In that case, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was different. They grew up. There's twins in your building? They live together? They said no, they don't live together. Only one of them lives there, but when the other one comes over, it's like one of you is doing

significantly better than the other. And it's like, of you is doing significantly better than the other and it's like why does he you even want him over here get this dude out of your building like just a living example in the liquor store like where all your teeth used to be like oh man

I don't know if I can handle it if my twin was down bad I would I would handle it if my twin was down bad. I would. I would love it. Don't bring up football. Don't bring up football, Solomon. Well, it's pretty much all I'm going to bring up.

Oh, man. Just throwing footballs across the table. You give me like a tidy inch, I'm going to fucking take a mile. Fuck him. What have you been doing with our arm? Not throwing complete passes? Is that not what you've been doing? You've just been writing bad checks with our signature? That's crazy.

He'd be like, hey Solomon, can you stop sending me screenshots of your bank account? I can't. They just got connected to all my accounts, but you can't do anything. Sorry, it must have been my pocket. It was not your pocket pocket i hate you i would if i if i was but also if i was the brother that was down bad for sure i'm signing autographs i'm doing club appearances for days i'm gonna gallagher that shit yeah i'm letting people think who i'm who they want to be for sure yeah but then they'll be like that like those really obsessed fans, like, no, no, no.

His brother got a mole. Yeah, somebody would know. Just going live on David like a Barnes and Noble. You're not him. You don't have a Super Bowl ring. That's a ring pop. That's a ring pop. That's just jet. I mean, it sucks because you could get your

twin back so hard. If you didn't like what they were doing you could just go like live at a Toby Keith's like what's up this is Sean Borey out here I'm just getting it and I could just marry Toby Keith's is that what you just said Toby Keith's bar and grill that's where my that's where you think my down bad twin would be hanging out maybe yeah yeah it sounds about right honestly just like on a mechanical bull somewhere what is he doing i don't know man what is dog dragging your name through the mud i don't know what he's doing not tipping i don't know what he's doing he's hey i tip great i know i know my race not like because i yeah i tip so everybody's like man that black guy tip good as me too

like fucking get some you can't say shit on this yes yeah even if it's bad service i tip crazy good almost worse if it's bad service just to prove a point yeah and i didn't get my second manhattan just spelling it out in money i asked for no ketchup just spelled out in 20s there's probably that's like the next time you see me you're gonna give me good service for that tip and i'm like that's not how that works on no it's not but i'd still do it i'm still gonna do it i'm still like you literally will have to shit on my shoe and then throw it at me oh Oh yeah, to get no tip. One dollar.

I'm going to really make a statement. One dollar. We have to fight. That's the only way. You're not getting a tip. You physically assaulted me and I have to fight you. Yeah, that's the only reason it's not happening. Love it. Tiki and Ronde barber of nfl fame uh i'm going conceptual again

i like i like this fictional world i'm living in uh i'm going off off the planet i'm going deep into the universe i'm picking these twins they helped uh they helped bring down the empire i'm picking luke and Leia Skywalker. Oh yeah, they are twins. I did not know they were twins. Kissing twins. They're twins. I think they fingered. I think they fingered.

Definitely. Somebody humped something. Well, they kissed each other. We saw them kiss each other, so that was pretty buck. Also, let's Well, they kissed each other. We saw them kiss each other, so that was pretty buck. Yeah. Also, let's have a quick conversation about how incest usually is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But if it's twins, you're like, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that is a weird thing. Wait, we are? I didn't know that that was. There's so many porn, like there's so much porn that's like twin obsessed. And it's like, why is this? Why is this? This is not. My buddy Adam was the first one to point that out to me he like i never thought about it

but adam years ago when we were like i don't know when because the internet wasn't really prevalent when we were like 20 or something so it was like the double mint commercials were on those were like straight up like porn but adam pointed that out he's like he's like you why would you ever want to have sex with sisters? Why would you want to have somebody do that with each other? I mean, if they're into it, I guess. I don't know. Who am I to say if you

can't? But it's like, it's so gross. You can't say that you shouldn't have sex with your sister. You can say it. You're not taking some crazy moral high road here. You shouldn't have sex with your sister. Or brother. crazy moral high road here. You shouldn't have sex with your sister. Or brother.

We got a big market. And I don't want to... Let them go. I'll take it. You can take the hard stance on that. Yes, it is disgusting. It's gross to have sex with your brother. I don't want to have sex with another person with a sibling in the same house as me yeah that happens though sometimes you just

gotta i've been doing it you gotta chalk that up to the game you gotta you gotta hide my brother just got home little brother let's go downstairs like we weren't doing anything and he'll be cool with it oh yeah uh but yeah um luke and leia twins i forgot they were twins until i was thinking about like when um yeah when they were born like at the same time they show it in sith but it's like yeah they're they're twins and then they do kiss and don't they kiss they kiss and it feels weird or like something feels off about it. They both say. Well, we don't know that they are.

It's hot when they kiss. And then later you feel weird. Yeah. I mean, that's how that always goes. Yeah. He made us feel weird. He should have not. That's what I felt betrayed as a child.

There's no need to have done that at all. I was like, I was all like, I'm bothered for these people. And then you have to do that to me. That's not fair. I'm 10. Like, what are we doing? That's so funny. He didn't have to do it. There was no reason. Yeah. And here's the thing.

There's a very good chance that he kissed somebody in his family that he didn't want to kiss. Oh, I never thought about it. Here's the thing. I feel like George Lucas You did draw a lot from real life, right? He did, but also I feel like he tried to normalize a lot of stuff through his movies that i'm very happy didn't become normal i definitely had a cousin that i thought was hot and then i got older my mom told him we were blood related and i was like hell yeah dude been there katrina

never been there never will be there. I have a cousin that still is hot. I mean, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Us being cousins doesn't make the cousin any less hot. No, it doesn't. And I'm like, you know, it's not you don't do anything about it. You draw the line.

Yeah. I just felt like a gross little five year old. I was like, you're disgusting that you are five. You know, I was a little. And then she was like, well, you know, he's not your real cousin. I was like, fuck. disgusting. You're five, you don't know. I was little. And then she was like, well, you know he's not your real cousin. I was like, fuck yeah, because he is hot. Yeah, I am right. He's not.

Yeah, that looks like it's not related to me. Tell that to my panties. I forgot you were five. I forgot you were five. I forgot you were five. I could feel he was not my cousin. I knew that. So that is tight.

Did you know there is like a thing, though? Never mind. I don't even want to go in there. What's the thing, David, a thing though never mind i'm not i don't even want to go what's the thing david that you found in the dark i i don't want to talk about it all right well we'll leave it uh we'll leave it where it lies then we'll just leave that one sitting there luke and leia skywalker dope twins they're both dope got shit done helped us out and uh yeah that is uh that is my second pick Katrina, up for your second pick. I'm going to go with the Lucas Brothers.

Oh, that's great. Twins We've Met. I love them. I watch their cartoon anytime I'm bored. That's something that I'll just put on in the background. I think that's also why I was thinking of them recently because I'll just put that on whenever. They're twins that we know. I was thinking of them recently. Because I just put that on whenever. Yeah.

They're twins that we know. Yeah. And they're sweet. Yeah. I've known them for like over a decade now. Aw. Yeah, no, I've only met them once, but they're super chill. I beat them at one of those whodunit games at a party once.

And it's my biggest credit to date. Like a murder mystery? Like a mystery, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was me. You were at a dinner party date like a murder mystery like a mystery yeah yeah yeah it was me you were at a dinner party with a like a murder mystery thing yeah this is probably like eight years ago or something where what scenario were you and where that happened it was uh claire was there allison stevenson was there i don't remember was it like a comedy festival no it was just at somebody's house that sounds kind of tight i have a life

well i think it sounds fun i've never done anything like that i think it sounds dope yeah i do we could do one we can do one i do want to do one i think that should be tight yeah you can you can do things with your friends john it's allowed we'll i do escape i do escape rooms all the time i love doing that shit and i think that i will never you'll never see me you either you either love it or you don. I don't want to get locked in anywhere. I didn't think I was going to like a fucking war. We're good. That's true.

You were a refugee. Yeah. I'm not going to pay to do it now. There was a lot of unlocked doors when I was growing up. So it's. Oh, man. I'm from the suburbs, so I need to test my skills every now and again. You need to make sure they're still sharp.

Can I tell you, I literally never feel that way. Here's what's going to happen. You take me to the escape room. Like halfway through you're solving a puzzle. I've already cut a hole in the wall. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and I'll time how fast it takes me to get my taser out of my top drawer. Whoa. Our living by by i respect that my living by my self-experience is much different than yours if sword guys didn't ruin swords i'd probably have swords you can have a sword you can have a

sword no no no you why you can't be i cannot i can't i feel like if you have a sword and that many wigs they're gonna put you on some kind of a list here's the thing just all men in swords and a kimono and a wig I could see that other people that love to wear swords, kimono and wigs that are white will find me and I don't want them in my life you become a part of a community by accident

yeah that's why I love anime, I love video games, I love comic books I don't like telling people that very often because I don't want to be associated with a crowd that likes that stuff. You don't want people to give you milky titty decals for your car? No.

Milky titty decals? Oh, you don't see those anime cars? No, I know. I just never heard it said like that. Milky titty decals. Those titties look milky. What up, Cleveland? We are the milky titty decals and then i get some ska music plays i don't know what they like somebody screams out you're in detroit sorry it's been a long tour milky milk all over the country oh my god that's really funny

because yeah you do like anime and you do not ever talk about it that's really funny i never thought about it yeah this is a reckless community that i don't want to i don't associate with well i don't ever bring it up this is the first time i've ever told anybody you like anime thank you and also can we cut this part from the how'd you get from the lucas brothers to milky titty decals well i'll tell you get from the Lucas Brothers to Milky Titty Decals? Well, I'll tell you how. Listen to the last two minutes. If you Google Milky Titty Decals...

I haven't Googled that, David. There's an image of a sticker that says Thick Filet that comes up, which is pretty funny. Is there now? That's so silly. I got a lot of room on the Elantra for stickers, so I might have to go Googling. For i might have to go that would be the funny that might not even be not even baby on board just thick fillet i don't know hello titty seems pretty fun oh hello titty is good i got a big bumper man

it's got room for all this shit fantastic um if you don't know the lucas brothers you're sleeping on them check them out they're it's got room for all this shit Lucas Brothers fantastic if you don't know the Lucas Brothers you're sleeping on them check them out they're dope they're hilarious I don't know if you don't know them you might have seen them in 21 Jump Street that's probably like the most popular thing Judas and the Black Messiah

writers yeah fantastic and they got their own movie about their lives I think it's going to be coming out in a bit Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, they're fantastic. And they got their own movie with their new and uptime movie about their lives, I think,

that's going to be coming out in a bit. In a couple years. There's two years. It hasn't been filmed yet, so never mind. Good luck out there. It'll be out at some point.

Good luck out there. Solomon, it's time for your second and third pick as it is a Serpentine Draft. About damn time. As it is about damn time it's about damn time

damn time water down options here I'm gonna go with some ultimate twins the cartoon faves I'm gonna go with Phil and Lil from Rugrats also on my list classic fun having

risk takers I love them very much they also had an energy and I was thinking fun having, risk takers. I love them very much. They also had an energy, and I was thinking of them the other day, that they had an energy that when I was little, I equated them with a married couple sometimes. It's because they use each other's full

names. The way they bickered. Yeah. I don't know, Lillian. Well, whatever, Phillip. Yeah. It's such a and their mom I love their mom so much with the feminist t-shirt yes I loved their mom

he was always telling people what they needed to hear about themselves all the other moms and stuff yeah their mom was a bruiser I loved it you guys remember that uh i think it was tatiana ali video where she did like a whole rugrats theme video take me there oh you mean maya it was with black was it maya i thought it was tatiana

oh my gosh i love that song yeah that take me there i want to go there yeah to that sweet place yeah it's not ali at all no it's Maya it's Maya and Blackstreet I love that song very much it's a great song and the video I was just so stoked on it it's from the Rugrats movie what's the Tatiana Ali song that she had she only had one

Daydreamer I don't remember how it went I can't remember but I can. Daydream. I don't remember how it went. I can't remember, but I can see it. Yeah. It's a good song. Yeah. Anyway, it is a dope song too.

You can't find that video. It's very hard to find the video online. That's unfortunate because I'm sure I love the video. I can't remember it, but I can tell you I loved it. Neither here nor there. It felt like a Janet Jackson video.

Yes. Remember? It felt like the All For You video. Yeah. Might have. Yeah. Tatiana Lee daydreaming. Okay.

Well, Phil and Lil. Fantastic twins. I didn't even have them on my list. I was sleeping on them like a dipshit. Like a real dipshit. It's okay. Don't be. Everyone's judging me for it and I feel bad about it now. I'm supposed to be a Rugrats fan over here? That's why they're tuning in.

You're supposed to be a Rugrats fan over here. Why did I they're tuning in. I'm supposed to be a Rugrats fan over here? Why did I get the tattoo if I can't even remember Phil and Lil's name? Bumper sticker. They can't even go on the Elantra now. No, that show was... I think that show... I'm pretty sure I used to watch it every day before high school. I think it was...

I think I was pretty old. Before or after the bath? No, because we're relatively the same age. Because it came out in like 89. No, it did not. Rugrats? It came out in like 89, but it was on for a while. And it was on, it was like fully reruns for a long time.

Okay. I must be thinking middle school then. I started middle school in like 93. Was it still on? Yeah. Maybe. I just, I feel like I watched it when I was old. You started middle school in 93?

I think so. I was a freshman in 96, so I probably middle school in 93, 94 think so. I was a freshman in 96. So I probably middle school in 93, 94. Yeah. I guess I'm 35. I guess that makes sense. I'm a liar. I started in 1991. Yeah. Middle school. Middle school.

And you start middle school when you're like 12. Start having sex when you're 13. Yeah, so like right in there. I don't know what these timelines you're saying out loud. It's crazy. His life is nuts. Ask him what he was wearing back then i'm assuming yeah just like davante from joda's silk silks like silk purple button-ups tucked into jabos how many times did you have cornrows in your life shot i had braids once i i never had cornrows. I had braids. I had like the little

all blue rubber bands because I thought I was a crip. Oh my gosh. And then at a certain point, do you not know this Katrina? At a certain point, so I thought I was a crip. Do you not know this Katrina?

I swear we've had some drinks and talked. Katrina, did you not know this about me? Well, I thought we, I get into it pretty quick. Did you not know I was repping for the set? I used to wear Georgetown or Duke jackets that would fit on my dad if he was still alive. 6'6", 350.

I wore size 48 cross colors for a while. I mean, out there. I had do-rags hanging out of my pockets. I would wear my hat like this sometimes. Oh my gosh. I was over here just wearing my gap jackets we've talked about david would have beat the shit out of me if you would have known me when i was mostly because i would have been sad because i was poor wearing hand i was wearing hand-me-downs like i was wearing like we used to steal it all schools i never went to like yeah

when you're wearing hand-me-downs and you don't have an older sibling, that's all. Yeah, it's fucking dark. It's dark. My shirts smell like other people's houses. It smells like they had a real Christmas. Why does it say Samantha on here?

Because it used to be hers. That's why. Oh, man. Yeah. Fucking. because it used to be hers. That's why. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Yeah. Fucking. I didn't mean, I didn't mean,

do you not know this? I just meant like I figured we'd talked, like had a couple of cups and gone through this at some point because I get pretty loose with it, especially at comedy festivals

and stuff. It's fun to talk about. I appreciate this information greatly. It's fun. It's interesting. Where, what are we doing? Oh, yeah. Phil Mill from Rugrats. It's fun. It's interesting. What are we doing? Oh, yeah. Phil Mill from Rugrats. I love it.

Number three, what do we got? I'm in the middle of processing this next one because the other option that I have I think I love but I think I'll be safe. This one, I'm going to go with Patty and Selma from The Simpsons. Patty and Selma from... Oh, Patty and Selma from The Simpsons. Oh, Patty and Thelma from the Simpsons.

Selma. Selma, yes. Have I thought it was Thelma my whole life? I love them. They show up when they need to show up. Their lives are... They make Marge's life married to Homer Simpson look better, but it is not.

They really do, but then they just come to let her know, like, you don't have it that good. I know that you think you're doing alright, but Homer sucks. And their episodes get so real. When they try to date and stuff, it's like, yo. And then they can't date. They didn't want them to get married,

and they always end up alone together. Something always happens, yeah. Didn't want them to try to marry Sideshow Bob yes it was Sideshow Bob that's right Sideshow Bob was like duping one of them one of them gets stood up I think one time like and Bart oh man

yeah there's a bunch of sad ones yeah every time they give them an episode they're like hey fuck them yeah a little bit like oh like oh did you hate them? Cause they're mean to Homer. Their lives suck. Like you just,

you were like, Oh no, they do work at the DMV. That's right. And they're not even nice to each other. Like they don't even try to lift each other up a little bit. Like you're just stuck with each other. And it's like,

whenever they have flashbacks of their like childhood, they're being to marge it's like what's going on here yes they were all like there if gray gardens was born in a casino yeah like they've been smoking since they're like 10 yes there's a flashback where they're smoking and they're like 10 and they put their i think they put their cigarette out in like marge's hair when she's like a little girl yes well because their hair is only that color because of the smoke. Have you ever seen that, where they shake the smoke out of their hair?

One has red hair and one has blonde hair. Oh, and they're just vibrant colors? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that color because of the smoke. Good for them. Yeah, that is fantastic. You know, and I've said it before i just that i missed the simpson like i missed it it it missed me somehow when it should have hit me and i never

like fully dove into the simpsons and it's okay it's a bummer i know but i feel like i would have loved it i just and now it's it's not too late but it's it's never gonna hit me like it like it hits most people that love it you know that's fine one of my friends yes and did her way through every reference I made for like four years and then watched it over the pandemic and it's just been texting me like oh now I know what you meant like every

other day I respect I respect anyone who can lie their way through watching something that they didn't watch yes that's what living in LA is I will always do it I was like why didn't you just tell me I would have LA is, isn't it? I will always do it. Because I was like, why didn't you just tell me I would have stopped? And she was like, you just seem like you like it so much. And she was like, and now I get it. It's great.

Yeah. Well, it's also you don't want to have a conversation of like, you should watch it. You need to watch it. I'd rather just be like, yeah, that is, you're right. That's a lot to take on over the pen. That's like 25 seasons? 30 seasons? Yeah, but there's like 10 good seasons i was about to say i don't think she's done she just like watched the ones that we all

know about the good one right right because like 10 seasons in like this was like it was like definitely repeating by then but like but after season 10 it became like full like repeats like it's just like so much so many of the stories got better like i think that you're just rehashing the same storyline over and over again which is fine i'll do two after 10 seasons of a fucking 10 years of working on something same shit you're getting the same shit i'm going up with the simpsons it's been like my like my whole life it's been on i need to get back into it i haven't watched in a while like the newer ones i haven't watched. Yeah, I'm not going to watch.

I'm good. I'm sure they're making fun stuff. I'm good. Maybe I can hop on the boat when Maxine starts watching TV. I can be like, why don't you check out The Simpsons? And then I'll just watch it with her. They'll be tight. Oh, that's a good one.

What if she's like you and she's like, yeah, I'm not vibing. I'll be like, oh, I don't care. It's fine. I'm not watching that. I'm a Latin queen, dad. I'll be like, oh, I don't care. That's fine. I'm not watching that.

I'm a Latin queen, dad. She's got the crud of a crip in her. Do they call it crud? You can't say blood. You got it like, you know, crud. Oh, my God. Clud. I was using that. Yeah, she's got the clud of a crib.

I don't think that was a real rule that they had. I thought you were just talking about your jizz. No, I knew it. I knew it when I said it. I was like, damn it. That sounds. No, I was trying to talk. His jizz is the crud of a crib?

Yeah. That's what I thought he was saying. I was like, I don't think they call your jizz crimp crud. That seems... They better know. Crip crud. Oh, that's so funny. I'm sweating.

I'm sweating. Man, I feel bad that you thought that's what I was saying. I feel like a prick now. Yes, that is what I'm going to call it from now on. Sorry, my crud's everywhere. Gross. Yuck. everywhere yes it is gross who are you saying that to in that in that scenario probably laura my wife oh sorry i know it's unfortunate um katrina what do you got number three hot off a crib okay this one's kind of weird i don't know if anyone will know who I'm talking about, but June and Jennifer Gibbons, have you ever heard of them?

Okay, they're these super weird twins in England that spoke their own language pretty much only to each other. Like, no. And then they got in trouble for arson and were arrested together and they tried to separate them and they became catatonic.

Like, they basically could never figure out how insanely mentally connected these two twins were. And they were in jail. And one of them like to their therapist one day went, oh, well, I'm just going to have to die. Like we decided that I have to die. And she died the next day and what they let like they were transporting them to another facility and then the other twin started talking to everyone like she had been talking her entire life and she was like 25 they're the weirdest twins ever in the world they only spoke to each other in what they figured out they were from the barbados and then moved to England and their family spoke English. But they like over listening to tapes and stuff, figured out that it was like a really sped up, broken version of Creole.

That sounds sexy to me. When they were younger, that they only spoke to each other and they would write their parents letters. But they did not really speak to anyone except for each other. Wow. And they were like studied forever and they could never figure them out. Oh my. Was it Jennifer or Jennifer? This is insane.

And one of them is still alive, right? Okay. Yes. But yeah, they basically only talked to each other for like 30 years and they're just like this study that people bring up. And when they talk about twins being telepathic and all of the connections that we can't fully understand

that twins share and stuff. Damn. That is intense. It feels like as you go through the story, it feels like it sounds familiar, but I didn't know any of those details. But that sounds marley. I'm sure they pulled different

parts of their story for stories and fiction and stuff like that but yeah i like learned about them a long time ago and we'll randomly google them just to read again and there's a documentary uh where you can like kind of hear like old tapes of their therapist trying to talk to them and one of them talking now yeah yeah no that's that's gnarly and so man so one of them just said she was supposed to die and then died. Do we know why? She like to the therapist, she like came to have tea with her one day and they were saying, I guess their sentence was about to be kind of like shifted

or committed. They had been in there for like 12 years. And she said, well, we decided that I'm going to have to die and kind of like laughed. And the therapist said, what are you talking about? Like, you're perfectly healthy and you're you guys are about to get out. Like, what do you mean you have to die? And she had a heart attack, like while they were transporting them to like a more minimum security facility for like the arson they had gotten in trouble for forever ago or whatever. And then the other twins started talking to everyone. And she said, what did she say? She said something like, we're free or something.

Like the twin that lived. Yeah, because I think they were put into a psych ward for not a good enough reason. Right, for like arson, and they were like, oh, well, we can't figure these girls out. They're weird, and so they put them in a mental. I hope we're not freaking anyone out with twins. We have Amanda and Steven. You listen. I know you do. You're dope.

And you have twins. I know they have twins because I know them. And, you know, they're going to be all right. I'm just saying. Don't leave them with matches. They're allowed to have a secret language. I had a secret. Me and my buddy CJ made up a language. We made up a language so we could swear in front of people

or say dirty words in front of people. I remember some of the words. Penis was... Penis was dick. Yeah, we just said dick. Penis was chinpo. We made this up. Then I remember a few...

Big was vaqual, so we'd say vaqual chinpo if we were talking about a big dick. I don't know why we ever would, but... Yeah, why? Weird little thing about me. That is a jimbo vaqu'd say vaqual jimbo if we were talking about a big dick. I don't know why we ever would, but... Yeah, why? Weird little thing about me. That is a jimbo vaqual or a vaqual jimbo? We made up words. Boobs were maná, so...

Ooh. Ooh. She has some nice maná. What'd you say? Vaqual maná? Vaqual maná? I forget about that, and then it pops into my head sometimes where I'm like...

Sounds like some big-ass titties. Yeah. We had a whole grip of words written down that we just, so we could like say what we wanted to say. Like you could have a Baquamana decal. We're running out of room on the Elantra, but I mean, yeah,

we could get a window sticker. Sure. It'd be all right. Oh, Baquamana. I love that. I love that. That's the best.

It sounds like a fucking French disco song. Yeah. It sounds like exactly fucking French disco song. Yeah. It sounds like exactly what it is. Like if you play that at a bar and you're like, Ooh, I like this song. What is it? And somebody would like pretend be like,

Oh, I can't believe you've never heard this. And it's like some deep cut. Yeah. This is one of my favorite songs. There's no way that's one of your favorite fucking songs. You'd lie. It's embarrassing.

It's funny. I don't get embarrassed a lot anymore. And that's embarrassing to talk about. That was good. Yeah. It's just lie it's embarrassing it's funny i don't get embarrassed a lot anymore and that's embarrassing to talk about that was good yeah it's just but it's like you forget about it but it's interesting coming up i like knowing things i got uh i got my third pick and i'm going to go not even humans tell me if i can do this i'm sure i can but tell me if tell me if this is acceptable i'm gonna pick the Twin Cities. Can I do that? Yeah.

All right. Minneapolis and St. Paul? Yeah. My favorite. I kind of thought you were going to do that. I mean, I came from Minneapolis, dude. I love Minneapolis. I love everything about it.

I love St. Paul. I just don't go to St. Paul a lot because it's not where a lot of shit's going on. But Minneapolis is my favorite city within reason i've never been to like paris or rome or anything but within within the place i've been minneapolis close to home it's got all the hip-hop i listened to all the skating i grew up doing was like minneapolis we used to go to the skate park all the time uh i just i love everything about it yeah yeah dude prince first ave i mean everything about that city is minneapolis the hot twin minneapolis is the hot twin for sure yeah st paul's the smart one yeah but there's it's like pretty much where the border is that's where the mall of america is right pretty like the river and correct me if i'm wrong but there's like i think a river that goes

in between um but yeah you you know like you you take like 494 or something and you just you can feel it when you get into saint paul you're like oh it just feels like small towny which is charming minneapolis feels like a fucking city though and minneapolis is dope yeah and also just i love i love i love a city that has uh deep fried uh cheese curds in every restaurant oh dude, dude. The Juicy Lucy for days. I mean, they got a dope comedy festival. Everything about Minneapolis to me is fun. I love every time I get to go there. I take the monorail to the Mall of

America. I walk every inch of that motherfucker. And I just love it. I wouldn't do that. It's a very big mall. It's very exhausting. Oh, dude. Exhaust my shit. Then I'll go to Pizza Luce. It gets to the point where they have five of the same store. They have two Game two game works in there and that's a big two how many wet souls pretzels do they have or auntie oh they probably got like six i swear yeah

there's a there's a lot of everything but you got like all the rhymes there like atmosphere everybody out of minneapolis i just i love it to pieces there's pro skaters out of there there's a dope skate shop familia anyway twin cities love it to death hopefully we'll see you guys soon um we're working on something but that's neither here nor there uh so yeah twin cities david keep it vague david hit us up with number three and four play boy i mean number three they're billionaires i gotta go with the the winklevoss twins oh yeah they're they i forget they're real yeah i know i like the fictional ones so much better real big heads on those guys you ever seen them oh yeah they don't look normal at all like

two heads they don't look like army hammer it's everybody in the movie got a movie got a big favor on casting. They all got a fucking one up in the casting. Jesse Eisenberg is not even the most handsome person, but still, in comparison to fucking Zuckerberg in real life. Jesse Eisenberg's like, he's pretty attractive, isn't he?

I think so. Jesse Eisenberg, I think he can get it. He's okay looking. Army Hammer's pretty goddamn attractive. Jesse Eisenberg I think I think he can get it he's okay looking yeah he's okay Armie Hammer is he's okay Armie Hammer has crazy like the beauty like the kind of handsome that's like oh you're a crazy person it's shocking and he's like isn't he like 6'4 just perfectly built

to one of those but also he's like a fucking like he's also like he's also from a very rich family yeah or that it is weird if you're 6'4 and your face doesn't look a little bit weird. You gotta look weird. You gotta have weird 6'4 face. Yes, like the taller you get,

the funnier your face starts to look. Like something should have been stretched out weird. Yes, like you should have like big ears or your eyes are close together. You're not 6'4, are you? Really? Been 6'4 this whole time. You literally live with me.

I know. I didn't know you were that. I guess I thought, I assumed I was taller. Solomon, you do have that. You're kind of scary pretty and people tell you secrets that they shouldn't and you're just aware of it. But you don't have stretchy like basketball player face. No, and that's really

kind of my blessing like i never look at you you don't you don't look like you would maybe talk slow no that's a real thing oh i know right you walk at a regular pace it didn't seem like it happened to you over one painful summer it did though you really oh yeah you see you can dance the winklevoss the real ones ain't that ain't nothing to write about yeah they are really oh that was their face is just aggressive yes if you look they're like the first crypto billionaires or some shit so you're like you snakes yeah they're out there like the guys like that probably think they're attractive. And you're like, you're not, though.

You're just very rich. Are they not? No. It's like they should be, but they're not. They're Olympic athletes. I feel like you guys are playing out. Did they win the Olympics in their face? Hold on.

I feel like you guys are playing out the Winklevoss. Hold on. I'm playing them out because they just have the douche face, which is like, it's not ugly by say, but it's the faces of a douche. But there is like, I don't think those guys would have any trouble in a bar with or without money.

At the end of the day, they're going to put a roofie in a drink. But I'm saying, just because you got a slamming body doesn't mean that you're hot. They might be shredded or whatever, but they're missing something up top. I'm going to say it. I'm going to throw it out there.

I'm going to stick to it. The Winklevoss twins, if you're listening, you ugliest. Fuck. Shots fired. Shots fired. You just got juiced. You got juiced. You squeezed the juice out of you.

I love it, man. Winklevoss twins. And David, it is time for your fourth pick. Now we will get to that fourth pick right after this short commercial break. And welcome back to All Fantasy Everything, the only podcast, mind you, that has ever existed,

unless, of course, you somehow listen to Podmont Guard or The Juice. Those are the only other two podcasts in the world uh so there's three total uh and here we are we're back with david borey ready for that fourth pick throw it right down the middle my friend uh wait let me make sure that this is the right name i god damn it you say give them an anecdote it's been give them an anecdote. Give them an anecdote. Where do generals put their armies? In their sleevies. I'm out here.

I remember that. I remember that one. I remember that one. That's fucking slammed to third grade. Okay, yeah. I got it. And now you don't know these guys, but you know these guys.

I'm taking the Mixon twins of 1990s fame. I don't know if you remember the hit movie Nutty Professor. Hercules, Hercules. Oh, yeah. They're also on Me, Myself, and Irene. They're in all kinds of shit. One of them was in old school. Is that the same? One of them was in old school. Is that the same?

One of them was in old school. They're twins? I didn't know that. Yeah, but me, myself, and Irene, they were Jim Carrey's kids. Wait, nope. They're not twins. Never mind. I'm taking the Property Brothers. That was my bad. That was my bad. I want them to

be twins so bad. Me too. I just did this exact same thing the other day with Sasha and Malia Obama. I was like, the Obama twins. This girl was like, who are the Obama twins? The Obama twins are the only other perfect set of testicles in the world. That's who the Obama twins are. They are the daughters of our former president.

They're not twins. are the obama sisters the obama twins are his balls i think it was i think it was i think it was georgia comstock called me out on it she was like who are the obama twins and i was like i'm gonna leave well obviously not what i was thinking so i don't have to stay here i gotta lift money i don't have to stay here and listen to this especially what i hate about being wrong is yeah it's the worst it's much later than it should be oh man oh you've been thinking that for years when you say some shit. I found Jamal on Instagram and his email is Hercules2006 at Yahoo.com. No, it's not.

It says that's his contact and it says in a relationship. It could be in a relationship too. Do that to my man. I hope this is a joke, but either way, it's great. Oh, my God. Oh, it is. It's Hercules with a Z. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, it is. It's Hercules with a Z. Yes.

Oh, boy. I bet we could book him for something pretty easy. Following both of them immediately. I don't want to follow them because I don't want them to follow back. And then what do we say to each other? I don't want to have to talk to you guys. You guys really made it rough on me in elementary school. Kind of. All fat black kids were you, and you were all fat black kids.

But at the end of the day the beauty of it is that they are not in fact twins the property brothers are that's who we're supposed to be talking about isn't one of them like married like Zoe Deschanel Jonathan and Drew Scott

are the property brothers that well who are the property brothers I don't want to say I don't think so who are they they're they're they host uh they buy houses and flip them and make them pretty yeah one of them's a real estate agent one of them is a contractor that's not who i'm thinking it's very good hotel watching well i think i'm thinking of different twins maybe so i can't say yeah it's hgtv no there's another set of hgtv twins

there's not no there's not i know the history of hgtv from beginning to end yeah i would have known who's to watch a room by room i definitely would have known if there was another set of twins on hgtv um property brothers love it love it to pieces um i'm out to the dixon brothers though i'm sorry to have done that to you um so for number four let me know if it to pieces um i'm a shout out to the dixon brothers though i'm sorry to have done that to you um so for number four let me know if i can do this i'm gonna ask all three of you if this can count uh as i did before can i pick twix i don't know i i i i don't know, Sean. Can I pick Twix? No. I was wondering.

So I had to ask. Candy? Look, if you want to do Twix, do Twix. No, no, no. I'm not in charge. I'm a guest. I don't want to get brought up on the juice later.

So no, I'm not going to pick Twix. Sure, you will be brought up. Have I ever been brought up on the juice later. So no, I'm not going to pick Twitter. Sure, you will be brought up. Have I ever been brought up on the juice? I couldn't have been. No, I don't think I don't really do much recent gossip. I do like childhood gossip. Well, I used to be a crip. So I might, if you run with any.

Look. I should stop saying it, man. Somebody's going to pull my card one of these days and pick the shit out of me. In Portland? I'll just be like, yeah, you're right. I think you're in the literal best place to do that. Yeah. There was a gangland on Portland, but it was about dogfighting, so it wasn't even about gang.

Jesus Christ. Jesus. It was gnarly. It was about dogfighting. It wasn't about gangs, though. It was gnarly. Anyway, how about Chip and Dale? They were twins, right?

The Rescue Rangers? Yeah, the Rescue Rangers. Weren't they twins? I don't know. I don't know. I'm pretty sure they were twins. Let's confirm. Well, in the new movie, they're not twins. Really? In my world, they were always twins. God, is that the second fucking thing I'm blowing? No, I don't know.

Jimmy Cricket says in the Disney sing-along songs, Friends Like Me, Jimmy Cricket says that Chip and Dale are not twins. Oh. Well, shit. Not twins. However, he does not say which of the two is older and which one is younger.

I can't. No, I can't do it, though. Oh, I didn't even... They're not identical, either. Yeah. Yeah. Chip has a black nose. Yeah.

Dude, I'm so sorry to everybody involved. I'm going to the man in the iron mask, Leonardo DiCaprio version. Those twins. You remember that movie? Yes. Where you remember the story of the man in the iron mask. So there's like two twins. They're at birth.

They're separated. One of them is heir to the throne. So he has the other one banished to wear an iron mask for the rest of his life in a tower. So nobody ever knows he has a twin because technically he was the one that was like minutes younger so technically he was not the heir to the throne and then the three musketeers get wind of this because the king louis i think was like a tyrant and the person it was so they end up breaking his twin out of the tower and telling him what's going on they tell him teach him how to be regal and then they stage a coup of sorts it's a gnarly movie and i've like it's my mom's favorite movie of all time the man in the iron mask but she likes

the original one so she likes the old one we rented out a movie theater last time i was back in sioux falls and we watched it and uh it's okay but it's you know it's not the nardo i was hoping she wanted the nardo version she goes no the og and And I'm like, all right, it's your day. But anyway, it's a fun, interesting movie. So yeah, swing and a miss, swing and a miss, swing and a miss. Landed on the Man in the Iron Mask Nardo version. Katrina, time for your fourth pick in the twins draft. We got, and then we'll have a fifth pick, which is a lightning round.

So two more picks. Okay. I'm going to go Joel and Benji from Good Charlotte. Yeah, you are. Yeah, that was going to get caught. One of those dudes married Cameron Diaz, and I will never not be blown away by that. Still married? Yeah.

They had a surrogate child. I mean, they're in. It's fucking wild. They both have been getting it. Yeah. I still remember the time they joined the baseball team, but I still laughed at them. Wait, what did they do? Wait, what?

It was a good Charlotte joke. It was one of the songs, right? It was a deep, deep, deep, deep cut. What was their big cut? What was a big Charlotte cut? I thought it was the little thing. I don't want to be you song. I don't want to be you. I don't want to be you song. I don't want to be you.

I don't want to be you. Just like you. This is the end to throw all your hands out. Look at Solomon's face. It was on TRL for so long. I can assure you whenever I saw their faces, the TV channel was changed.

It was that that note came out of their mouth before i was already five inch five channels away they had that song too uh uh lifestyles of the rich that was worse yeah it was like their american idiot i think good charlotte fucking hell yeah i knew i knew it was gonna happen i didn't i was like it would have gone last i think for me it was gonna come up but like we can't not talk about them it's just yeah it's just crazy they're still doing they're still doing like the the ed hardy flat bill to the left that they're still doing it it's crazy but like if i married cameron diaz you think i would try a new hat solomon what do you got number four um and then five as it is i'm very excited uh because

these guys i think are just legends uh one of the most iconic photographs of all time in the guinness book of world records uh billy and betty the mccurry twins also known as the world's fattest twins yeah on the motorcycle on the mini bikes oh yeah that's a that's a classic that's a classic it's a glorious photo yeah billy and benny mccurry mccurry i think it's a mccurry mccurry it's a it's a very it's a i don't know i don't i don't speak this language very well uh yes you speak it better than me and i am irish mccrary mccrary mccrary i don't know we've all seen the pictures of the two fat guys on the mini bikes yeah i know michael jackson yes you're a moonwalker yeah walker in the uh in the the fucking bunny cremation oh my god yes and leave me alone and it's not leave Leave Me Alone. And it's not Leave Me Alone, it's Speed Demon.

There we go, thank you. Speed Demon, you're the best. But I just watched the Leave Me Alone video recently. A lot like the Sledgehammer video. It's like an amusement park of pretty much just his giant body,

of him's body laying down. But yeah, the fat twins man i love them yeah look they live their best life they fucking hung around they got getting the guinness book of old records that was i think a dream of mine for the longest time yeah what were you what did you think you were gonna do i didn't know what i was gonna do because none of the stuff that was available is a thing I wanted to do. I'd get it every chance I could get at the library. Just look at it and I'm like, that's wild. And I want to be in here one day. I'm like, I don't want to do any of these things.

I don't want the world's longest nails. That's gross. There's no good options on getting a Guinness World Record that's like... I could have been like snuck a Butterfly Knife into Middle School the most record. There's a record? I bet I have.

He's talking about a criminal record. The Guinness Book of Criminal Records. I love it. But if I can get it for blinking the most? Sure. I'm in. fifth pick lightning round we just go through this a little quicker what do you got

I'm gonna settle in with fuck fuck fuck fuck oh the children of Beyonce Sir and Rumi Carter there we go they've been set since birth yeah they're gonna be perfect children yeah they'll probably go into politics or something.

Or probably, like, if they can commit crimes, even better. They're too rich to commit crimes. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. No, listen, listen. I think it's going to be. Say it again. I have a whole theory on it. I think it's going to be like the Kennedys where their dad made made his money illegally and then his children went

into politics all of them like it's like it's like but it's like the next level of affluent it's like the next level of affluent crimes though it's very important to remember everybody commits crimes everybody commits crime the point is like i think that they're going to go into politics yes they're going to politics but they're're going to commit crimes. It'll be interesting, however it shakes out. Katrina, number five. Hit us. I'm going to go with the twins from The Sweet Life of Zack and Cody.

Oh, the Sprouses. Good choice. Just on some nostalgia shit. If I'm being honest, I never ever saw it, but it's not our age group yes i got disney late my dad thought 22 was cinemax so he blocked it so then finally unblocked it i would watch it just like what was everyone talking about wait does that mean that you got cinemax that whole time though yes and i used to watch it just out of spite I was like I don't even want to watch this shit

Did he pay for Cinemax and blocked it? Wait hold on hold on though They switched the channels like Cinemax used to be 22 and then I was like dad you need to block a new channel because now Disney is blocked but he thought I was lying and trying to watch Cinemax Well as a dude who has a bird's eye view

of this I think maybe actually he was a genius. I was going to say. And he got his cake and ate it too. He was like, no, Cinemax is blocked, Katrina. We can't watch that in this house. And he was just sacrificing all of my childhood entertainment for it. Rude.

Which is also something he would totally do. That's a great call. My parents tried to block our TV once, and we figured out the code in all of two seconds. I didn't have a code. It was just like he told them what number and it would just not come up.

You had to call them. You would call them and be like, block this channel. You could request numbers. Do you understand, Katrina, that I am very capable of calling any number that my parents called and changing things. Because you sounded like this when you were 10.

You were like, hello, yes, I would like... I was also the person that signed the documents. That's the benefit of being an immigrant child. You were on the inside, Solomon. They were like, hey, we're going to take this away from you. Go ahead. Solomon called in. I imagine you calling

in when you're 10 and be like hi who is this uh let's just skip the first part and get me to your manager right away oh i'm well if you ever want to see i have a good time on a customer service call i would love i would love to see you get a little bit of power through getting everything i want i've been i've i've got so many upgrades in my life. I can't imagine. I'm going fifth pick. I'm going yin-yang twins. Don't need to really dwell. Oh, that's a good one. Don't need to dive too far into it.

Oh, my God. But the yin-yang twins has to happen. David, what do you got? Are they twins? I don't care. It says it in their name, so I get that. They're not. Because it says they're twins.

You have picked a lot of non-twins. care it says it in their name so i'm calling i get that because it says they're twins you have picked a lot of non-twins it says twins danny devito and fucking arnold are twins you are not gonna be look they're brought there look in end of the day ying and twins is a concept yeah and therefore they both like to see tig old titties it's a movement yeah it's a mindset they like to see Agua Ba or what's it called what was big old titties in your language Sean

oh Vaquamana Vaquamana yeah they both like to see Vaquamana we all like to see Vaquamana but also if you play Salt Shaker at any point in time I will be on the dance floor for the rest of my life. Salt Shaker, Salt Shaker, Salt Shaker. I remember them back in the aye-aye-aye days.

Remember that song? Hootah, hootah, hootah. Oh, yeah. She got her hands on her knees and then her bones on her thighs. Yeah. David, number five. Oh, I'm taking real twins Mark and Scott Kelly, identical twin astronauts from the United States

of America. Nice. Oh, you're speaking of a patriot all of a sudden. You know, I wanted to go out with the real ones. I didn't know we had space twins. We had space twins. Have fun paying your taxes, nerd. Yeah. Jeez. I refuse to speak on anything

tax related while I'm being recorded. Thank you. We haven't been recording any of this. Marissa's not even here. This is all for me. This is just us talking to Hagenow. Marissa, you got anything? Yeah, not much explanation needed.

I'm taking Mario and Luigi, the Mario brothers. I just learned today they're fraternal twins. They're fraternal twins? I did not know that. They were even the same age. Does it mean Mario and Luigi are fraternal twins. They're fraternal twins? I did not mean that. No, no, they were even the same age. Does it mean Wario and Waluigi are fraternal twins? Oh, good question. I don't know. Oh, bizarre.

Because I would pick them. Have I known Wario and Waluigi? Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, they're more iconic for sure. It looks like Mario is like a widescreen version of Luigi, but I could see him being twins. You know what I mean? What?

That blew my mind. Well, let me stroll through the recap here because it's always fun to say. Solomon, you went first. You picked Tia and Tamara Mowry from Sister, Sister. Phil and Lil from Rugrats. You picked Patty and Selma from The Simpsons. Billy and Benny McCrary, we think,

and Children of Beyonce and Sean, Sir and Rumi Carter. Katrina, you went second. The Movie Twins, starring Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. You picked the Lucas Brothers. June and Jennifer Gibbons. Good Charlotte. Joel and Benji. Solomon's Boys. Twins.

Twins, Suite Life of Zach and Cody. Did I get it right? The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. The Twins from there. The Sprouse Twins. The Sprouse Twins. I went third. I picked The Shining Twins, Luke and Leia Skywalker, the Twin Cities, the Man in the Iron Mask,

the Nardo version, and the Ying Yang twins. And David, you went last. You picked the Olsen twins, first round. Rondé and Tiki Barber, the Winklevoss twins, the Mixit,

or wait, nope, the Property Brothers, and Mark and Scott Kelly. That was fantastic. Seriously. Did we leave any off the board that anybody thinking of? I had a few others.

What'd you have? I had just the whole concept of the double mint twins. Oh yeah. Oh, and twins. Yeah. And twins. The matrix twins.

I had a twin mattress in my twenties. That would have been. Oh, I had the Wachowski sisters. Yeah, I was. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, wow. I didn't, I realized they were twins yeah they might not be i've done i've done it before yes twins just means doubles i think it's i think it's siblings that are close to each other yeah just kind of around the same age well that was seriously thank you to the both of you for coming on uh it was a blast i had so much fun shout out to everybody listening shout out to the afv patreon members

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