All Fantasy Everything - Washed Hobbies (w/ Mina Kimes)

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

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This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast of Fantasy Drafts Anything and Everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting washed hobbies. Our guest today is the sports reporter, the, I think more importantly to us, the Jeopardy champion. Dog. That's pretty big.

I was hyped. I appreciate that. It was just one game, but the journey continues. I didn't catch it. I was working all last week, but Sean says you absolutely fucking cool house. I loved it. I caught probably the last 10.

It was my friend Tim Simons. Has he ever been on this show? No. He would be the amazing guest. And Andy Richter, who was super lovely. Yes. However,

Andy Richter was playing hurt because he had been taping dancing with the stars that morning. He's like, I've been up since 7 a.m. dancing. And my brain's like, yeah,

you got this. The old man is playing hurt. That was his Dion Sanders day where he played football and baseball and baseball. He wasn't even trying to make excuses. He wasn't even trying to make excuses, but like Jeopardy is really physically taxing,

and your reflexes slow. I hear the clicker is really hard. You have to time it perfectly. It's slabby Jeopardy, so the questions are like a lot easier, so the buzzer is more important than anything. That's right, because you really got to get in it. But if you go too fast,

it restarts the counter, and then you can't get in, right? Yeah. My wife went on Jeopardy. And my theory is she did not win, but it was the end of the season. So it felt like, it was all the topics they had written and then decided not to use for the whole season.

That's crazy. No one's going to know that. They were like, one of them was like Carter administration officials like specifically. That's insane. Those ones where you're like, well, I don't even need to watch. And there was a dude on there who was like this very handsome man in his 60s wearing a sway jacket and he swept it. Of course.

Well, he was a Carter guy. He was a Carter guy. He's been waiting for that moment. He was actually one of the officials. He was one of the officials. He just rang in like me. I was the head of the EPA. It was Bud.

It was Bud. Bud. His bum brother. Was it Bud Carter? Who made the beer? Is it Billy? Billy Carter. Billy Carter.

Billie beer. Billie Carter. Billie Beer. Sean Billy and Jimmy Carter. Was that the one who made the beer? It was Billy beer? I thought it was Bud beer this whole time. We can start Budweiser.

I am thinking of Budweiser. I'm thinking of Budweiser. I'll go fuck myself. That's Sean Jordan and Gilbert Boring. We're here as always with me. You're hosting. And we're drafting. We're drafting here, folks.

We're... I'm hyped. I'm damn near washed. So I'm... Damn near. Stop it. I run. I will ask the gentleman, I will ask the gentleman to hold his comments that could qualify for later on in this draft.

Damn it. I am washed. We're all washed. We're all here washed, right? I'm 26. David's 26. You do look good. You look good.

You look vibrant. It's because I got new shoes. You're wearing a throwback. Ralph Lauren chaps. Well, don't out me. I just wanted them to know. Denham shorts in case everybody can't see. Denim shorts is what I feel the most uncomfortable about

because I feel like I had this outfit in 94. The kids are doing it now, though. And then it's back and it feels not as good the second time. I went to Hebrew school, the guy named denim shorts. Denham Schwartz. There's an L.A. name. Denom Schwartz. Denom Schwartz.

I'm taking adult acrobatic lessons with Denham Schwartz's dad. Yeah. at the Echo Park Observatory. We should explain that bit. We were having an off-mic conversation about northeast Los Angeles and the parents you meet when you're a parent in northeast Los Angeles. Yeah. And sometimes they're children's names and where you meet them.

And we won't get in any further detail. Just in case. I'm sure a not insignificant portion of your listenership has kids with stupid names. I think that's probably right. I think that's probably You know who you are Stupid. Sorry.

It was pretty hard. No, we had some We know. We had some rough names on our long list. We ended up named my son Arthur, which is a pretty down,

you know. I didn't know your kid's name so that was bold of me. It couldn't, yeah. You could have been like, yeah, unlike my son Moss. Yeah, we could. A kid I made me soon met

at one of the parks I had. My son, lone Douglas fir remaining on a mountain after a lightning storm washes over the Pacific Northwest, George Carmel. My daughter, Gordon, Jordan. Gordon.

We went with Arthur, but the long list had some, like, pretty insane names. What was the worst one? God, we, uh, uh, I don't know what I'm blanking on right now. You never really told, you never told us the list. Hold on, I got to pull it. Did you have any, like, you know, we love this person, like Bonnevere, Carmel or something silly like that? No, we didn't have any, like, artist names on it.

My wife. Any food? No, no, but his middle name is Ruben. Ruben. It's Ruvain, which is he right for Ruben. Yeah. We thought it was. I thought it was Ruben with a B.

It's Ruvain with a V, but that's just Hebrew for Ruben. Middle names don't count. No, they don't count. Middle names are where you can get funky and it's fine. I got a buddy named his middle name danger. One of his kids' middle name is actually danger. Okay, that counts. Pretty buck.

Yeah, that's tough. Big swing. You pulling up your kid's list name? I'm texting my wife. We went with Maxine, family name. Maxine Louise Jordan. She gets compliments all the time on Maxine. Maxine's great.

It's a fun one. Do you ever call her Maxine Louise? Maxi Lou. Yeah, I love it. I call her M-Dog most of the time. Yeah. Like that dude from banging a little rock. That's what people used to call me when I was a kid.

M-Dog? M-Dog or because I grew up in the South Park generation, M-K, which are my initials are M-M-K. You know what it was? It was, MTV had the show about gangs in Omaha, and one of them was named M-Dog. That's hilarious. MTV had a show about gangs in Omaha? There was also gang banging a little rock, right? There was banging a little rock, but that's not where M-Dog was from.

That was the Omaha one. All right. I'm going to have to wait for my wife. It's honestly pretty embarrassing that I can't remember it. But part of it was being up early with the child who was eventually named Arthur. But we're drafting washed hobbies. This is Sean Cougarmel and Jordan here to my left. Do you have anywhere where people can see you?

September 26th, the Aladdin Theater. Are we talking about it? Oh, sure. We've had a second show for our 10-year anniversary of all fantasy everything. So come to that. Sean's going to get an Averack's leather jacket. Bro, if you get one, I will think about getting one. Mina, we just watched Belly?

I'd never seen it. Have you seen the movie Belly starring Nas and DMX? T-Baz, Method Man. I have been pretending to see this movie in a work. That's what he, that's so he. That's exactly. Yeah, but think about my job. It comes up all the time.

That's right. That's right. People will be like, yeah, like at the lot, like when Tupac was at the locker, I'm like, totally betrayed. So mad. Betrayal. Bishop, Rook. I've seen the gift.

Rook to Queens 5. You got the juice now, Mina. He can't get out. Meena, I liked for five years to these two people who are two of my best friends about having seen Belly, a movie that is very important to Sean and is slightly less but still important to David. And eventually I had to cop to it. We recorded it. We watched it together. I wouldn't like say you have to go see it many times.

I think there's like I could give you eight music videos that give you the. You get the whole vibe of belly real quick. The intro in that movie is probably the best intro that's ever been in a movie. That's worth watching. I got the name list. Avocado Killing time There was one

So there's a lot of pretty normal Old Jewish guy names on here Ira which I think I was pushing for You guys combine your names D-N D-N And then laser No

Which is L-A-Z-R You just do it a bit Which is an old It is an old Jewish Laser Wolf from Fiddler on the roof Laser Carmel Laser I just about laser

There's someone in Fiddler in the roof named Laser That's not Lazar It's not L-A-R? It's pronounced laser It's pronounced laser Yeah Yeah

I've heard that as a last name It could People could have Been pronouncing it Lazar But we were gonna pronounce It laser And it made it to

The final three No No Really Who was pushing You were Dana Or you were just agreeing It was

Both sort of us Daring each other You know what I mean It was like You know One of us has to stop This car before it rolls Off the club

You're both in the Tractor's coming at each other I had a friend Name his kid Cosmo Oh, there's so many Cosmos in L.A. I might know this Cosmo. I've met like 20. You don't because after a year, he was like, nope, I'm switching it.

And he changed the name to Jack. Cosmo for a year and he was like, I can't. I can't. Really? He like Alex P. Keating and his parents. A year into it changed his son's name. I don't think a year is nuts. No, I mean, before the kid really knows.

Arthur knows his name. Oh, I thought the kid changed his own name. No, no, no, no. He said I want to be Jack. He can't even say his name. Cosmo doesn't represent my values. That's not who I am. I'm one, but I already know that.

He just pointed to his name and barfing a lot. Year in, your kid kind of, they know their name. Like Arthur was saying Arthur, you can switch it though. Yeah. Yeah, what, Leev? That's a good name. Yeah. That's how you pronounce Lee.

Leave, Leave, either way. I would say Leav. You say Leav. Depends on if it's a Shreiber or not. Leave Shriver. Leif Shreiber. He's the most famous Leif. I guess he should get to dictate it.

If you're the most famous person to have, your name, you get to dictate out everyone says that name. I need Iron Eagle to wash out of sports immediately, if that's the case. I feel like Ian's pretty entrenched, but there's some ions out there. Leibs Shriver's first name is not Leav. It's Isaac. It's Isaac Leibbler.

Big, a lot of wind in your sales over there. What do you make the money under? He made it under Leavre. My brother is Isaac. That's right. Isaac Hines. Shout out Koreans with, you know, biblical names. Yeah. Only a handful. I feel like I've known a lot

of Koreans with Boliv. No, I was joking. I think we do. I think we do. Esther, you know. Yeah, Esther Koo. You meet a lot of Korean. I'm saying full names of people for no reason.

Everyone named Esther is either Jewish or Korean, probably. My aunt. We love those biblical names. Because I knew some esters on the come up. None Korean. One of them related to denim shorts, though. Aladdin Theater, September 26th. We're going to be there.

We've added a second show. We've added a second show. We sold out the first one. Lickety split. didn't even have time to make an Instagram video. I did have time. I didn't do it. There you go.

I didn't think we were going to sell out that fast. I didn't need that. I didn't have to do a push later on. Great. Great problems. David Bory is here. Cool guy Jokes 87 on Instagram. Glenn Ivy on the hat.

Shout up to the hot. Glenn Ivy in my heart. Denim on the thighs. If we can get some kind of a discount, Glenn Ivy, for talking about your thing here, I would love that. Also, Duluth Trading Company. Shut the fuck up. Are they an actual sponsor? No, but someone a while back

so they were going to send us a box. I don't think I never got it. Oh, well, look that up for all. Excel. I think all it. Oh, another box we, me, and Ian never got. This guy gets fucking... It's not true. I got a lot of fucking liquid IV and these guys can't handle it.

Why would you get a lot of liquid IV? I don't know why I got it all this. And John held out. It was sent to my house. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I'm just going to dump it out on the floor.

Do it. I don't care. Send you a video. See if I care, dude. You're gonna rip. I got a salt drink I'm drinking now anyways. Watch my don't show. You think I care?

What? I'm dressed like casual Jay Leno. Yeah. I told you I saw him at the grocery store the other day. Jay Leno? Yeah. Same grocery store I saw Ben Stein at. I saw Ben Stein at the Beverly Hills Hotel not a week ago.

Weird. Feels like a Gelson's. Ah, pavilions. He's on the west side. Yeah, West Hollywood Pavilions. Must be nice. He looks at a coastal city. You guys, you East Coast snob.

I'm over here 15 minutes from the airport 20 from the beach baby You don't know one kid named Kind of cool I don't know that kid named Kindle Who brags about living right next to the airport? Westside kids don't have weird names

Yeah I don't know any kids I don't know any kids This is my daughter Sepulveda Oh watch my don't tell though This is her cousin Redondo And their dad Pismo Redondo McDonough?

That's a bad name now? It's bad to make your kids rhyme. On the west side we go to McDondos and get a fish. My name is Gizmo Pizmo. Watch Dave is Don't Tell. Watch it. Spread it. The Pismo Gizmo.

It came out on Monday. Oh, watch me at Netflix as a joke at sometime this week. Oh, are you going up? Oh, I'll have a show May 8th. I don't know where, but on the same thing. I don't do stand-up anymore, but I am doing it at the Scalar. Wait, are you saying you don't do... Are you, you're running with that now?

Kind of out of the game. Kind of out of the game. No, there's no reason to stamp. You're going to hit a hot streak of like four shows and then want to drop an album again. You were never any good. That didn't happen to be like two months ago. That's what happens.

That's what's bumming you out because you always sucked at it. I'm easily. Easily. The best comedian you know. Don't do it. I'm easily the best comedian ever set. Foot in Portland, Oregon. Whoa.

This is what he's really like. I'm tall. I'm strong? I'm stronger than I've ever been. I'm as tall as I am. I know. We found out of this way that I'm not as tall as Sean.

It really, it really rocked my world. It doesn't seem like it, right? He looks taller for sure. Yep. Yeah, I'm like half inch taller. And dope. We don't have time for this.

I'm sorry, Mina. Mina Kimes is here. I'm also performing at NetFlin. No, I'm not. You should do a show. Yeah, you know what? Don't give you one. I'm out.

Meena's in. Meena's doing stand-up. I'm drafting this week in Pittsburgh for the NFL. I'm not actually drafting in the NFL, but I'm doing a lot of draft. The draft will have happened by the time this comes out May 7th. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, the draft will be over by then, but this draft will live on. Yes, it will. Are you going to have a nice little vacation after that? Like, is that finally like a little NFL window where you can chill? It's when the off season truly begins for me. But I guess maybe I'll be able to say it by now.

Screw it. I'm hosting the National Spelling Bee in May. Whoa. That's huge. What does that happen? It's in D.C. at the end of May. It's a Scripps National Spreeps. God, that's so sick.

Thank you. Yeah, it's a real... They asked me, how do you have her one any spelling bees? And he said... Like, how many do you want me to talk about here? You got a lot of them under the bell? Second grade.

What? Third grade. Fifth grade. Don't know what happened in fourth grade, but my dad had record... My dad's kept meticulous records... This would be a great wash hobby. My dad's kept meticulous records

of everything I've ever done with a scrapbook, and he had scrapbook proof of second, third, and fifth grade. Fourth grade was that PED year where Sammy Sosa won. That's good. That's not on you. Spelling things real loud.

You got McGuire. Yeah, you got McGuire. Dude, I can't spell. They didn't even invite me to these. We've seen the, we're in the group chat. Yeah. As soon as I tried to spell one of these picks and I'm like, I don't know how to spell this pick.

And I'm just going to say it. You misspell karma a lot. Yeah, both ways. Both ways. I'm here. I'm looking up. Famous people from Pizmo Beach to see if we can give someone the Pismo

Gizmo is a nickname. Go down there and start calling it Pismo and see how they like it. Did I call it Pismo? No, I'd just be funny. Like, you live in Pismo Beach, huh? There's a race car driver named Bill Baker

who we could call the Pizmo Gizmo. Oh, he died in the 70s. The spelling bee, that's amazing. That's really great. That's like a dream. It is a dream. It is a dream. I was a big geography B person.

I was a geography B person. I made it to state. That's huge. In Oregon. In Oregon. Probably not that competitive of a state, but still. Incredibly competitive, all right, because we have states to the north and the south, unlike Washington, which only has them to the south and to the east.

That's true. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah. You have states in three different directions. Geography. Yeah, I love geography. I love spelling.

Yeah. So this is clear highlights. Did you play the little national geographic computer game? Yeah. You know the big, I was really in a brain quest growing up. Did you guys have those? Oh, the things where you flip them. Not flash cards, but yeah.

They were like on a key ring. Oh, we have them right now. We do it with our daughter. They still have, make those? We have some. If I'm thinking of the right thing, they're like, they're long. It's like a physical, yeah. Three things, three on each one.

Sean's got vintage ones with facts about the Soviet Union on it. They got Gorbachev, huh? They had it figured out, Max. I would also play the video game Carmen San Diego. Oh, where in the world? What was Carmen San Diego? And then the show. My favorite show.

Garden San Diego. Racapella. Rockapella. Racapella. Do it, Rockefella. I played the Enkarta. Oh, I remember that game. The Enkarta.

There was a game on there where you went around like a museum or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's sick. Congratulations. I can't wait to watch that. Thank you. I appreciate it. My name is Ian Carmel.

Nothing to promote. Oh, I'll be on Netflix as a joke May 6th on the Scalar Brothers punch-up show, which is always very fun. Tag it. Tag it. And not only we were adding another show to the 10-year at the Aladdin, but we have another surprise. We're kicking Sean off the podcast that night. to. I thought you were going to kick off our tour.

This isn't what we talked about. No, we're doing. You can't. I need this. I look for, there's going to be some other special things happening that day and or maybe the day after in and around Portland for it.

So just, just keep your radar up. Come on in. Water's warm. It's going to be a fun little tenure. Dave Rx jacket. Sean, David's going to get Dave Rex jacket.

But we are here not to discuss the 10 year reunion. We are here to draft washed hobbies. Washed is short. for washed up. These are hobbies that you adopt when you are getting older and perhaps cannot hit it quite as hard as you're used to when you were younger.

Did you? Yeah, I was going to say I said. The nightlife. The scene. Then paint the town. Paint the town red. Back when you run out of paint. Did you get after it at all like nightlife was? Did I hit it? Back in the day, did you hit it? You fucking nar-knark? He'd just leaning in. Did you ever smoke weed?

What drugs have you done? No, were you much of like a, in your younger days, were you like a party animal at all? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. No. No. Yeah.

Sort of. Enough to consider yourself. I was in New York in my 20s. That couch. Yeah. Just being there counts. Yeah. I think so.

That city is a giant party. It's exhausting, not partying in that city. I do think you would like just soak up some residual parties from being like in the streets. And it's like New York you get those like, you had a lot of nights till 5, 6, 7 a.m. Right. Right. I had one. Like a delayed flight. Yeah.

Jimmy Christmas. I can't get to bed before 4 a.m. in New York even now when I go. No. Really? Get back to the hotel like three. And it doesn't feel late in that city. Every time. The stand-up comedy lifestyle lends itself to that.

It is a later. You're not done until like midnight. the three of us got after it pretty hard up until we were in New Orleans like three weeks ago I was going to say fairly recently it still happens just few it's a lot harder these days I think we're all we consider ourselves all fairly washed

not to speak for you David I love being washed compared to before I was really going nuts yeah that's right I'm chilling well we're gonna see what kind of hobbies via fantasy draft the four of us consider washed hobbies we're doing we're doing five rounds of drafting each of us get to pick every round Now, the way we determine the order of this draft is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors

played between the three of you and we throw on shoot. All right, here we go. Rock paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, David Wentz. It's an unnatural victory. It's a paper against two scissors. Why didn't you?

Would that have changed your strategy? Would that have changed your strategy? Jeez, dickheads. We've been texting. I actually think paper does feel like the weakest, so maybe I would have it's fine it's fine whatever I don't do it again

let's do it again we're doing it we're doing it again we're doing it again you're hosting national spelling bee shout out to scripts rock paper scissors shoot God oh David wins again

he wins again David wins such a disproportionate amount of these that are you so good at it it's not all me it's in me you know he's spelled different he's got that dog David's him he's him yeah

you haven't you don't like practice on the side I don't like, He's in the mirror He's in a pool doing it Like resistance training? This is what the practice looks like. Yes!

Yes! Get your mind out of the gutter. It lives there. That's why you'll never host the Scripps National Spelling Bichon. Also, and I can't spell. That's a big part. Do you need to be able to spell to host it?

Start with scripts. Y-E-S, dude. R-X. Hell yeah. Scripps. That's, come on. Watch out, bro. What if a kid did that at the spelling bee?

That would have been hilarious. Like a sassy move like that? How would they even? I think you'd have to give them like a partial credit. You have to run it back like a second game of rock paper scissors. Respect. David Bore, you're the winner as the winner is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft. Before you do that, I will remind you as a serpentined draft.

And what is that? That's a great question. It's like the stitching on the back pocket of a dumb pair of jeans. Okay. Like a VCs or something? Sure. Sure. It's awesome at the airport.

Basically what it means if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Now, David, with that in mind, what will the order of today's draft be? I think we'll just go to the couch. Which is David Mina. Ian Sean. I'm in the middle. It feels weird. Hot corner.

I'm in the hot corner. I'm in the hot corner. The order is David Mina, Ian Sean. We are drafting washed hobbies. Hobbies for washed up people. David does the first pick, and we're going to get to that first pick right after the short break. But is Cracken fam. This episode is sponsored by Better.

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Are making about young people Yeah I watched that first Because I didn't watch The first couple seasons You were living it I didn't I just

I tried to watch it I've talked to you guys about it I tried to watch it And I was like I fucking can't. Well, because it's teenagers. Is it weird for a 44-year-old

to start watching from the beginning? Because I do want to see it, but it feels like creepy almost. As opposed to when you were like 36. Yeah, you were never back when I thought it was okay. Is it weird for a 44-year-old to sit in a bathtub full of milk and watch euphoria? Is that weird?

It does feel insane. I watched the first episode of the new season. It does, something feels very off where you're like, it feels like you're not communicating the way you want to. Yeah. I heard some people at the library the other day, talk. They were going, shut the fuck.

I was reading. I was lying. I was volunteering. Wait, right. He was great for the free white guy. They go to the library. They have a play area for kids. Oh, okay.

Folks of these books with words. You definitely know how to spell. I completely. But we were coloring. Okay? Is that do it for you, dickheads? And somebody, they were, they were like, you know, I just, I don't like Jacob Allorty. And they just had these pre.

This old prey. I was like, what's wrong? He's. to me seems like he's doing a great job right now. I didn't know. Wuthering Heights. I didn't see that.

That's what they were talking about was Wuthering. Wuthering heights? Wuthering. Wuthering. I like the way that movie. Wuthering. Wuthering heights. I will weather.

Heathcliff. It's me. A. Fee. We are drafting now. David, your first pick? I was just trying to connect with you because they're. They hold a lot.

We're affectionate. By the end of this. Who knows? Maybe. Crushing toxic masculinity over here. Some platonic touch moments. Yeah. I feel it.

David Bory. Wash to be. And these aren't all hobbies we've had, but these are hobbies we've entertained. These are washed hobbies that we have had, that we consider having. You might have. You weren't going to relate to a lot of me, but you can still empathize. But these are ideas. So imagine I wasn't 26.

I was 38 years old at the beach with some friends yesterday. Uh-huh. And a recumbent bicycle goes by. I was like, I would fuck with that. I would really fuck with it because I had done it once when I was a kid. I'm like, it feels good. It's easy on the knees. So yeah, recumbent bicycle.

Nobody young. Is that like the one in DTF, St. Louis? Exactly. Okay, the whole time I was watching the show, I was thinking that looks fun. It's a good way to get around. And that thought never, I went through a huge biking phase like what, like a year ago? You're a cyclist. Yeah, I really like, but now I'm like, I think that could really, I could do so much.

miles sitting down. I think it's easy on the back. It's easier for you, right? You don't know you're not hunched. In the gym too. Like a youth recumbent at the gym and I was like, God, I could be out. Like, the same way I'm in at the gym, that feels and it looks fun. I don't really quite understand the turning, but that seems exciting.

Yeah, there's no handlebars, right? I think it's here. I think it's down here. Like a box car. Can you go, like, can you drive on the road in L.A. with a recumbin bicycle? You can. You might be going fast. I think you're not

I've never seen one Well you're so low to the ground I'd be freaked out I wouldn't Yeah I used one as a kid On the Oregon coast of all places Thank you

We went down to like It was past Astoria So maybe like seaside Or something like that Sure yeah And we were down there And they had recumbents That they rented

That you could ride on the beach Oh yeah And I remember it being really really fun Big Tire A lot better beach is in Oregon than Washington I think we can both Yeah

I think yeah I'd agree on that yeah I'd That's true Yeah That is true Yeah Al-Qa Beach is fun

Al-Q-A-Beech is fun Al-Q-Beech is a good time The Al-C-C-H-A-I All right I think that might be wrong I think it's AL-K-A-L-K-A-L-K-I I was smelling it like Malachi Al-C-A-L-C-H

The Ruccomin bicycle It looks fun And it's a little bit like Once you're on it, you're on it You look silly But you don't care, you're washed That's part of these hobbies When I said it

The way everybody reacted, I knew. Yeah. Nobody was like, oh, cool idea, David. Us too. You're so hit. Like, everybody was like, oh, okay. You can get one of those big flags that come off the back of it so people can see you. You know the issue with hitting the recumbent bike?

I had just bought a boogie board from a guy on the beach and tried to hit that. You made an on the beach transaction? I bought a boogie board with a shark on it. Was the guy just walking around? selling boogie boards. Yeah, he had like seven of them. And he pulled up on you. Yeah.

And he convinced you or you would start him out. No, no, I was in. The problem is when I have cash, it burns a hole in my pocket. Yeah. And I had like 50 bucks in my wallet for like probably three weeks now. Well, boogie board. It would have been cool if you just saw a guy with a boogie board and you walked up with a roll of cash. You said, name your price.

I'm like, I just threw it on the ground and took it. No, it wasn't. And then I got in there. And as soon as I got in, I was like, I don't. I have no idea. How to use a boogie board? I have no fucking planning. It's not intuitive.

No, not at all. Not at all. I learned that. There's no level of natural athleticism that's going to get you up on that way. Did you catch anyways? I caught about a half of one. It's a lot of timing thing too, though, and I wasn't really willing to wait it out in a real way. So it went bad enough that you thought I might just have to get out of the sea entirely.

I was like, I might have to recumbent bike home. My friends saw me. Thank God my wife wasn't there yet. It's an excellent pick. the recumbent bicycle. Meena Kimes, done for your first pick. Oh, yeah, I got a list.

All right. Making lists on your notes app could be one. Absolutely. Turning the font size up. Probably everybody does right now. All right. I got one.

I'm afraid to say this out loud because, okay. Some people are going to say this is just boozy, but I actually think it's more about age than it is about economic status. Yeah.

Points maxing. Yeah, that's right. I recently got really into, which is crazy because I've been traveling for work forever. Right. And I should have been paying it. But when I was like 35, I was like, whatever, take the best flight. If I got a nonstop, I don't care about getting points. Now I'm like, you will pry these points out of me with your dead hands.

Because all I think about when I'm flying is my next flight now. Yeah. Or when I'm making a big purchase, probably on a browser instead of my phone because of my. I like watching the number go up. When I'm looking at the miles, I'm like, wait. Look at that, tick it on up a little bit. Do you ever cash in? I just cashed in.

How did it feel? Felt incredible. I cashed in. We're going to France for a wedding. I cashed in to pay for the hotel. Yeah. Not paying a dime for this hotel. I feel so good.

And you know what? Was being delayed four hours at O'Hare during a snowstorm because I insisted on flying United worth it? I fucking bet it was. Was that last Thanksgiving? Was that like last Thanksgiving-ish? It's always last Thanksgiving. I was stuck in that same snowstorm, if so.

could I hang out? United too. Well, are you, I mean, I was in the United Club. I was in my points vaccine. I wasn't out there with the garbage. I went back to my wife's family's house. United is tough because they give you more options to use your points like when purchasing than Delta does.

Right? Like United will always let you tack on a little bit. They'll be like add your points and get 80 bucks off of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Delta will do that every now and then. It does not often. Not often. I just caught me in Wi-Fee tickets to Detroit. for free. Why? She doesn't care.

Eminem. Are you going to Detroit? A friend's 10th anniversary. Oh, very nice. She didn't care at all. I was like, guess how much I got the tickets for? Guess how much I got the tickets for? She was like, on the phone at work. Like, can you get the tickets so I can ask for the time off? Guess how much I got the tickets for? Guess how many miles plus

$12? Get how many miles plus $12? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I got the travel insurance too. Guess how much like you got the tickets for, travel insurance? Do you get the travel insurance? I do. supposed to? I never do. I got it. I get it when I didn't. I get it when I didn't pay for the ticket. Interesting. But I won't get it

when I paid it for the ticket. When I use the points, when I cash them in to do something, it feels free. The fact that I spent money to earn those points, and often it's work travel

so it is actually free. But anyways, it does not even... It doesn't matter. It's a different version of myself that never... It doesn't matter. Like the multiverse split off our timelines

and now I'm in this timeline where it's just free money. I just get flown around like some sort of prints. You know what the flip is when you start volunteering your card at dinner. You know what I mean?

Everybody Venmo me. Everybody Venmo me. Everybody Vanmo me. Because you're like, it's $1,000. I got it, I got it. I'm trying to fly with some more friends so I can spring that shit at the airport and get double the points. All by all the flights, just Venmo me.

Yeah. No, I'm talking about, Sean, you want a fucking core power or whatever? Sean, what's here? Sean, let me pay your mortgage this part. He's Venmoe, oh, it's Venmoe. I recently watched. up in the air again on a plane, George Clooney and it kind of whatever.

And the first time I watched, I think I must have been in my 20s when that came out. This is the first time I watched it since then. I'm like, I know this movie is supposed to make me think George Clooney is living an empty, meaningless life. I see a hero. You see an earner. I see someone who's doing it right. And that was different.

Yeah, you first see it, you don't get it, and now I just see how good he is at it. His bag? His bag, his bag architecture? Like how perfectly everything? See where he gets on that. I love it when you set your, do you ever set your bag up so that, like, you don't even really have to move it, like you open it and you don't have to do much else?

Yeah. Like, and then just like everything fits back. Or I don't know where you guys put your dirty clothes. I started rolling clothes. I roll, on the way back, it looks like. You roll the dirty clothes? Yeah, I roll the dirty ones. I roll the socks up in the underwear and the underwear up in the shirt.

So I have a dirty, like, kit that I just put. Oh, I roll clean. I take a t-shirt and then I, there's like, so it's like a, like a lasagna layer. Yeah. And then the t-shirt that I know. I know I'm not going to wear. And then on the bottom is dirty stuff.

We're like accidentally doing other wash stuff while drafting other wash. We're talking about it. I just realized nobody's in their car like, man, you're so cool. You should drop an album. That's a really good idea to roll your clothes. They talked about doing Molly at the Kanye concert. Yeah. Are these those guys who did cocaine?

The trick is to pack, because when you have a roly and it's not a hard top, it's different to hard top, There's like little ridges on the bottom where the rolly is, and you pack stuff in to create a flat surface on the bottom. So you put the rolled stuff in there because it's, that's, and then you get it flat, and then you pack everything flat. But also, I'm a lot of a, I'm a lot of times of backpacking a duffle guy now. I like a duffel bag. Like the Herschel one that you can put the shoes in.

That's like an extremely unwashed way to travel. That's, I got that from Ian actually. I got that from you. I used to duffle. I used to duffle. I'd no longer duffle every now. I got the matching one. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that was my move back in the day. But if it depends. If it's four hours or more, then the rollers come in. Thinking about just a double. You're a bonvoy member? You don't have to say if you don't want to. You have to be a bonvoy number. You have to be a bonvoy member.

Of course I'm a bonvoy member. Okay, yeah, hell yeah. You know, I don't. Bonvoy is a lot of places. And I know this, oh, man, everything I say sounds like an asshole. It's a lot. It's a lot of places you could go with the bonvoy is all. You can get it.

Remember we got into that club? The Centurian club. Club. The M Club. Oh, the M Club. And Marriott and Pittsburgh. Marriott and Pittsburgh. A lot of hotels that seem cool are actually secretly bomboyed.

That's 100. Yeah, that's right. Underneath the surface, they're just like us. It took so long to get you into the points family. And I'm really glad that you're like. I am too. I slept on it for years. It was really pissing me on.

Pointsguide.com. I spent hours on that website trying to pick my credit card. I don't know that. This guy who just breaks down. Is that how you ended up in United? Yeah. Was because of points guy? You know, I don't get points on, I don't have a car.

you have to get me points. I got two cards on the same account. Here's the thing about the United is it is a quite, it's an expensive fee. But if you maximize the benefits and follow all the advice of the points guy, you will earn back over $400 immediately flying, activating the people sign up and then they don't activate the memberships that come with it. So you have to be proactive. Because I fly United in Alaska.

So this is United you're talking about? Alaska's not that far, but yeah. Okay. The Portland of Burbank is clutch for us. Lasquez far. I go Portland, L.A. all the time. I don't know I said that. To finish that for no reason.

Sorry. No, I'm not going to go cry in the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom. It's time for my first pick. I almost hesitate to take this because it's so on the nose for me. This is one that I am fully entrenched in. I live this life. I fight this war.

Almost every day of my life. I was there earlier today because a unique release came out this morning. I'm going to talk about buying music on vinyl. Yeah. Records. Yeah, record guy. Record guy. Are you unique release five times?

It hasn't looped all the way back down. Not the way of it, but it's... Kids are into it a little. They are like, it's what? It's... Everybody who I see at the record store looks a lot like me. Cool, dad. Kind of like cool, washed up dad

buying like the record store release of a jazz album that we might listen to twice, but you kind of like have to have it. And it's, I got into it a year and a half ago. And I have already, I have like 800 records. Have you convinced yourself that your baby likes your music? This is a classic washed Clipster, LA dad thing where you'll be like, whoa, what's your kid listening to? I'll be like, oh, Miss Rachel. I'd be like, my kid likes Miles Davis.

I'm like, no, he doesn't. You just play it in his presence. He likes songs about cheese. Yeah. That's just my baby doggie. That's the kind of shit kids like. It's heartbreaking. Wait, what?

It's just my baby dog. Was that my baby daddy song? I swear that's where they got it from. It's a song. It goes, that's just my baby dokey. That's just my baby dogy. My nephews played it for me the other day. Also, that's raining tacos.

It's juvenile, but different. Yeah, it's baby. Are you saying kids' bob stuff? There's a song called it's rain. It's raining tacos. Hallelujah. It's raining tacos. They're awesome.

These kids songs rule. That's another stage is talking yourself into that they rule. Listen to that baby. This isn't good podcast Listen to that baby dogey song I love a rainbow is pretty good Is that a good one? Miss Rachel

I Fonics Phonics You know I haven't listened to it yet You're kid He listens to Raffy Which is another

Raffy's still going Oh yeah Raffi's going hard Baby Baluga in the deep blue sea I used to go Swim so wild And you swim so free Heaven above and the sea below

Baby Bluvaga We had a little white whale On the go Oh, do. Copyright. That's right. We get a lot of soundtracks. He owns 50% of this podcast.

I wish. Frozen soundtrack, Tangled soundtrack. Those are still getting a lot of love in my car. You're older than our kids are still. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Maxis.

I got the Rafi on vinyl. That's how fucking. I'm gone. What mind did you have to wait in? No, those were freely available. I'm sure your two-year-old appreciates the difference. He loves the crackle.

He feels like I'm in the room when he was recording. He tells you. He's like, dad, can you replace the needle? You can really hear the warmth down by the bay. We were driving to the airport, and Arthur was, like, you know, crying in the back. And I was playing, like, just some jazz playlists. Like, my phone automatically started. I didn't, like, be like, okay, this will quiet.

I'm down. But my, like, phone was automatically. He sounds like he's in a monk mood. Oh, wow, I know what I'll pull him in a mellow mood. Sounds like somebody, some kind of. kind of blue. That was my only one I had. Let's change him into a mood indigo.

I could do this for literally way too. And we put on, and he was like crying. And I was like, I think he's just in that mood. My wife took my phone and put on a Rafi song. And he stopped crying and started giggling within 10 seconds. And it was a real hard lesson. I have not tried Steely Dan on him though, which I'm proud of myself. Yeah, kids love that.

They love it. I hear it at the month, which I'm saying, I know he wouldn't. There is some awareness here. But getting into vinyl. collecting. There's other, I don't want to say all analog media because I think we can get into that with other picks, but like... Did you like your parents' music, though, when you were a kid?

Yes, some of it. Because I had, I mean, I had a real young mom. So I think there was a lot of that that it was already contemporary stuff. But, like, me and my mom, our music taste didn't start to separate to, like, around puberty, probably. I liked a lot of my mom's music. She liked, like, Anita Baker and Roberta Flack, Melissa Etheridge and Bonnie Raid. It was all good.

That's, like, good taste. You had good taste. I had cool. Yeah, my mom's cool. My dad liked a lot of Frank Zappa, which was harder. My dad, I am very much copying what my dad did. I've met a lot of Zappa dads, though. Those aren't the worst guys.

They're good guys. Zappa dads. I met a few guys who are like, yeah, my dad loves Zappa. And it's always like a pretty cool guy. He's a cool guy, but you're not trying to listen to Hot Rats when you're like seven. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. My dad was into Jackson Brown.

That's good. Yeah, I like Jackson Brown. Well, let's see what you're into with your first and then your second pick. So this is a serpentine draft. Lego. Lego? Is that launched? Yeah, I think so.

Just like getting them, collecting them, saving them, even gluing them together, you know? There is a horseshoe on Lego where it's very young. A lot of the things we're talking about, because we was talking about the coming bicycle, I was like, that sounds like a thing you like as a kid and then you like once you hit 40. Yeah. Well, those are the times you're the least concerned about being cool, right? It's this middle. Have we landed on a general theory of what it is to be?

a washed hobby? I think I think it is to not be afraid of what other people think about it. Maybe. Like, Legos is something that I see myself getting into for real at some point. It's so soothing and calming to actually sit and follow the instructions and build it. I really enjoy it. And I don't, I don't think that's something that kids are like teenagers are enjoying. I know three different Lego adults. Yeah. Yeah. But they also have a lot of other child. Can I come out of the closet? Yeah. I was doing Legos not three nights ago. Yeah. Yeah. But I had a bad. day and like but because me and alano get them and then we do parallel play this is weird

like we'll like put on a movie isn't that like a sexual term you need to text her and ask her if it's okay that you talk about yeah i'm not gonna tell her to listen like she'll get one and i'll get one of similar sizes yeah and then we'll like put on a movie and do one yeah but the other day i was having a bad day and i was like i was like i just need to control something i just need to control something and feel like I can start something and determine the outcome. So I opened the Millennium Falcon before she had, or not the Millennium Falcon.

The shotgun to 88. Oh, the DeLorean? The DeLorean. I busted open. The little DeLorean and I did it. I got the Seinfeld set. That's my favorite. Like for my birthday or something. Oh, no, it was Hanukkah.

We did it and I did it over like winter break when there was nothing else going on where we just watched movies and I did it. It was very soothing. Yeah, it's nice. Then you've got to have Legos out. That's the issue. What do you do with it when you're done?

What did you do with the Dolorian? It's just like on the table. But I'm worried that the cats are going to get at it. So I got to do something. It's kind of the thing. You got to have a room kind of. Like if you're going to get into it or like a big mantle dedicated to Lego sets that are important to you for whatever reason.

Like Seinfeld Living Room is perfect example for you. But my friend's baby, we had, I had it out and I never felt good about having it out. And then my friend's baby like throttled it. And it broke up. Everywhere, the way Legos break, like not break, break. But like, I was so thrilled. I was like, great. I was saying, were you sort of like, thank God?

Yes. And then like hit it away. And now it's, I don't know, whenever Arthur's old enough for Legos, I'll bust it back. My kid has the Duplos, which are like the big Lego or whatever. And my experience of them is just stepping on them constantly. Oh, yeah. Boy, when the lights are out. I would maintain stepping on a Lego is more painful than stepping on a knife.

I think you're right. Which doesn't sound like it should make sense. It really hurts. It fits into cracks and crevices on your foot that a knife does. Those big ones, you can roll your ankle on those big ones. The only time I've ever cursed in the presence of my son is stepping on his legos. And then he says it back to me, which is pretty funny. Yeah, that's pretty funny.

I'm not endorsing it, but it's kind of cool. Like the little little kids curse. It's the funniest thing in the world. Yeah. There's an age where you start to be like, oh, something's wrong at home. But like the little ones, it's pretty fun. Two and a half year old, you know. Yeah, that's still funny.

What the o'uff back at me? I'm like, fuck. Oh, God. It is. We used to get my little brother to say bastard a lot, me and my stepdad is. That's a funny thing for a kid. Yeah, really funny. I used to not be able to say truck because I couldn't do the T, but I would make an F sound.

I used to say, fuck. Like, I would point, like, when it was driving by. I bet Bear was going crazy with that. I bet Bear was going crazy with that. My brother loved it. My Zappa dad was going crazy. His hair just standing straight up. Ian, he just takes you to like a Toyota dealership.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Lego, yeah. I know, are you going to get into it? I think so. I think that's like that... You're just thinking about it. It's a little expensive to justify, but like... It's more expensive than you'd like it to be.

It's not expensive. Yes. But I want, I need an office. I need my own office first where I can... I hear an office for my Lego. Laura. All right, I want to get a Lego, so I need an office. I'm going to have to get a job to get the office.

I'm going to have to college to get the job to get the office so that I have a place to go my leg. Going back to college is about the most water for now. To become an earner. Hey, do my credits from 23 years ago still count? Sean's getting his MBA? He's going to start a coffee shop. He's going to buy that Simba from the Lego store. She needs a place to do it.

I need an office for all my stuff, my shoes and my skateboard. The Lego's being expensive contributes to them being a washed hobby because you kind of have to have a disposable income. Yeah. Because you go to the Lego store, at least the one in Century City. It's all little kids dream shopping. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. window like walking through like a Marzoradi dealership. Oh, wouldn't this be cool?

Yeah. I'm in there like, I got cash. You're just holding your boogie board. I'm shopping today. I said Simba to make fun of you, but I really want my wife to buy it for me for me. I'm excited. Well, Sean, let's pack up your Legos in your briefcase and move on to your second minute here.

I'm going to my work job. Come home to my girl wife. It's going to be fun. I think crocheting is a fun washed hobby. Oh, sure. I don't know. that I'll get into it because it looks impossible to do but it looks fun and it looks

calming and I love the product. Now do you mean just sort of knitting in general or specifically the crochet like the hook and what is the difference? What's the difference? What is the difference? What is the difference? The crochet is the crochet is the two needles and the hook. I'm talking about the needles that big needles. No that's neat like needles is

knitting as well. Shays knitting is with yarn and maybe crocheting is with the big hook the round hook on the bottom and the pointy. A hook and loops. So if you could, boom, God comes down, she gives you unlimited crochet. You can crochet whatever you want right now. What do you make?

Big Afghan. Big one. For who? For me. Okay. My wife will get the second or third one. I don't want her to get the first one. What about a poncho?

A drug rug? Yeah. Sure. That'd be good. Can you give me a hat like common? I'm trying to get into conscious job. That's actually my next pick is gone. I'll make you.

A giant beanie that you hate? There's got like a flower on it? Says David real big on it. Yeah, that's what I need. He didn't change the rest of his outfits, so it really sticks out. I put a bill in there for when it's sunny out. Yeah, I need a beanie with a bill. Boy, that beanie bill had Beaverton, Oregon and a choke home in 2002.

I never partook. I never had one. I'm so thankful I never partook. I might have. I knew I said this is a slippery slope. And they were always just so, just to the side a little bit. When Jay-Z had the one and then he had the gloves and I was like, I know that this is not a game I can play. I knew it. I knew it.

My mom knits. My mom has knit like already a sweater and blankets and my mom-crow my mom made. My mom crochets. Not as much as she used to, but she used to do a lot. Gloves would be nice to knit some gloves or some mittens. Because you need gloves? You said that like you need. I get so chilly.

I can't afford them I got the blanket And I get so chilly I get so chilly I'm in the house gloves I want some gloves In case I want to eat chips While I'm watching my shows

Chip gloves All right Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah crochet Knit chip gloves Laura I made This is my attorney Knit chip gloves

You were speaking to him From now on Great pick Crochet How do you C-R-O-C-H-E-T Yeah Crochet

Is crocheting a word Yeah So crochet and then ING? Yeah, crochet. See, I'm doing all right. I'm holding my own. Brother. Brother, I'll go to war with you any time, brother.

I will step into the fire. I'm going to take walking. Yeah. The 10,000 steps walking. Close in my circle is one of the most important things to me. Can I be honest with you? I'm about to close right now. On the flight last night, I had about 100 steps, and I landed past midnight.

Yeah. So I got up and just walked on the plane a hundred steps back up to close my ring. Yep. Because it's either that or you shake your phone, which you can't, you know, I hate that. Come on, man. I didn't even know that was an option. It is. It sucks to know.

David has a little paint shaker in this house next time we see. David's over there like getting a real good workout over here. Antron's never going to believe what I did today. Yeah, I share it with a couple of hours. I walk 30 miles today. I share it with a few people. You put it in a blender. Uh, yeah, walking, dude, closing that circle.

is important. It is, yeah, it is like, became an obsession in 2020 right when I got extremely washed. Like, during, I got, that was my membrane, by the way. Unwashed here, the pandemic came through it. It was warp speed washing. Immediately washed.

It was warp speed washing. So incredibly washed. Because you got to try on being washed. That's right. Because it was not everything I shut down. Really, like, quit being active to like, you know what I mean? It had to be a much more conscious choice,

but it was like, everybody's in the house. Maybe I do make a Casamay or whatever. That's right. Yeah. And I wasn't on the end of like, because some people just went to plaid pantry every day and got a case of beer. And that was their COVID. I was on the, like I didn't drink or party or anything during COVID. I just love it now.

I love, I love. By yourself. Walking by myself. When I go to visit my in-laws, I'll do like a little walk every morning just me. I feel like walking with another person, first of all is like one of the most intimate things you can propose to someone. You want to go for a walk. Yeah, it's like you're steady. That's heavy.

It's loaded with implications. But also the implication that the other person is washed too and that you share in your wash status. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. You want to go. That's what you talk about on the walk. So I've been meaning to tell you that I think you're washed.

I think you're washed. Now that we're looking at the river. I've been scouting you out. I like inviting people because they usually won't go. The other day, you guys did. You all walk walk. Yeah. Offering me.

Me and Sean and Harper walked my dog. Yeah. Oh, very nice. Were you hoping they weren't or were you hoping they would? I was hoping they would. But then when they were with me, I realized how much I appreciated it by myself, but it was really fun with them. Yeah, sure, sure. But it's like, because I get like, you know, we got our route.

We got pacing that is getting better. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not going to be, it's going to be off with people. I've been doing destination walks where I'm like, I need to go. I live near a Costco. This is one of the craziest things I've ever done. You can't walk home with Costco.

I walk to Costco and I just make sure I buy just enough that I can carry it back home. How much are you buying? Okay. We all are. This is crazy. What's just enough? You go to Costco for one thing? I got a big bag.

I got a big bag and I can fill it with like I can get some produce. 10 rotisserie chickens. I can get 10 rotisserie chickens, a pizza bake. How many eggs? Huh? How many eggs are you buying? Well, if I'm going for eggs, I'm probably leaving with like 36 eggs. Is this an over the shoulder bag like Santa Claus?

Sort of an over. How far is it Costco? If I say I may sort of docks myself. That's walkable. That's weird. I know the one you're talking about. I know the one you're talking about. Going to Costco for less than five things is insane.

Not if you live that close. Or not that close. You're treating it like a bodega. That's right. Yeah. I leave Costco with new furniture. I'm an executive member so I can go early. Do you?

That, I found that out and I almost lost my mind. I've been talking about kicking it up. It is. What are the benefits? You get to go. Well, I showed up at nine one day and they're like, It's only for executive. I was fucking.

And why don't you not speak on? I was going to. If you're not an executive member, why don't you sort of. Get your hand out of my area, brother. Get it on the thigh. I'm not touching you. You're kind of interceding on points maxing here. Oh.

Oh. Why didn't draft it? I didn't draft it. I didn't draft it. But as a points maxer, let me tell you, you get cash back on money spent there. Okay. And there's an hour every morning where you can go. Horst it's just executive member.

Poor shit. Get your steps in. What kind of people are they? They're like kind of upper crusts or like well-ed-do. They're executive. They're executive. Because they got 20 extra bucks a month. It's what the Delta Lounge used to be like before they sort of old-

This fucking lunch. Old school dance a lounge. You used to feel rich in there. A lot of class. Back when men were men. A lot of class rings. Everybody's wearing a suit. Let's just say nine to ten, they pull up their pants.

A lot of beef eating. Are there things that fly off the shells at Costco that you want early access to? It's just the crowds. It's just like... You don't want to wait in line. Yeah, it's just the human zoo that Costco inevitably turns into. Costco does have a turnover rate that kind of pisses me off sometimes, though, where it's like the last five times I came here, you had this thing?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it's just fucking got it. Now I relied on it. My family... We don't have the bottles at Chilula anymore. The two giant models, we got rid of those. Or it's like, it'll be some weird hydrating beverage that has five calories that I like. I'm hoping the protein that I take is there.

And I'm hoping they got that kind because I've grown accustomed. Man, protein and collagen. Yeah. Just be careful at Costco. If you have twins, you can name protein and collagen. They quit selling mine and I'm fucked up out here. I can't take it. I got like a pack of like pre-made lean bodies.

It's all fucked up. Pre-made lean bodies? My shit's off. I have like a really good system and it's, I'm... This is my other attorney, pre-made lean body. Mina, it's time for your second pick. That's on my list. We're going to have to go sick home mode for the last.

I know. Okay, okay, okay. This is actually how we recently just connect and we just check. You hit me up about this. engaging in and this could be either making or sharing cringy short-form videos

about parenting. Yeah. You know, the moment, the most washed moment you'll have as a young parent is when you see a

cringy-ass video some dad made that's like told her to be like and you send it to your partner and your partner replies an hour later, I sent this same video

to you last week. Oh no. It's heavy. Oh, no. And I am Also, now making them. And they're bad. They're good.

They're fun, though. It's fun. I may or may not have made a video of myself making a magnetiles robot. Yeah, it looked good. Okay. Magnetiles are the... Dope as part about having a kid is magnetiles. That's the premise of my video.

That's... They rule. But I'm making them for a totally selfish reason, which, well, one, it's because it's all my brain thinks about other than just kid shit. But also, my life on the internet is like, here's what the lions should do in the draft and a million guys being like,

fuck you, bitch, whatever take you're running back. You're going to try and you're around again, you know, ho. But when I make a parent video, it's like thousands of dads being like, huh. This is so right. Little Johnny did the same thing last week. Your goddlers do be like this.

What a dream. And I just love it. I'm like, everybody's nice to each other in the comments. It's such a lovely growner. So nice to each other on the internet. It's the only place in internet where people are nice to each other. It's one of the opposite of sports. Yeah.

I love it. Because everybody gets it. It's so hard. You know, like, when you're on a flight with your kid or something and they're crying, you can tell who has a kid because people turn around and they're like, yeah, I got you. It's a great equalizer. And when I post like a magnetos video, everyone's like, he's your boss now. 100 likes.

They're like, totally. They're little terrorist. And it's so dumb and it's so cringe. Yes. But that's just the world I want to live in. But it's like, it's so nice. It's such a nice little, like, bath you can put your brain in when the rest of the world is just so toxic all the time.

And it's just like... Nobody ever says, like, loud and wrong on a parenting video. No, because you're, like, reading, like, well, he loves good night gorilla. No one's like, fuck you. Take the podcast. Only green eggs and ham is better. The video that I was just posting all the stuff I did that makes my kid mad. And it's mostly just, like, opening a thing before he can open it,

touching an item or whatever. And I swear to God, a hundred people in the comments who were like, elevator buttons, elevator buttons. And we were like, yeah! I know! It's great. Not to pull in one of my old picks now when I... I hate who I've become.

I love it. But like, when I hit the play button on the record player now, he freaks out because he wants to be the one who hits the little play button. Because he knows that the most exciting thing that's going to happen in the next 45. That's right. He's like, let's go ahead and get this fucking Coltrane record over. over with. Sooner we start, sooner we're done.

Let's not delay the execution anymore than we have to, Father. You're not going to make him call you Father, right? I make him call me Father. Oh, no. He's one and a half, right? I'd be so bummed if Maxine called me Father? No, he called me Daddy. Father, may I? Yeah, Father, may I?

Daddy. Daddy. Like that. Oh. I've been reminded that we need to take a short podcast aisle break. We'll be right back with more All Fantasy Everything. And we're back. Welcome back to all fantasy, everything. We're drafting washed hobbies.

Meantimes just took cringy, short form videos about parenting, which you can see on Minicons' Instagram. Match that like button. David, it's time for your second and third picks. Second pick. I can eat two food ones, right? Yeah. The second one, sorry, Ian said this a lot on here.

I just recently thought about it, and it made me really sit down and be like, fuck, making soup. Oh, baby. Baby doll I made a bean soup the other day It's maybe more closer to chili But I'm with you But like

Think about when you were the most Whatever we want to call it What'd you say with the nightlife? With it Hitting it Hitting it Think about when you were hitting it the most Yeah

I still don't know what it is Having sex with bars You're like the night Like the same And making soup was never on my I would be so upset if somebody suggested that. Maybe we'd make a soup.

Yeah, it's the opposite of Hittnit. If you came over to the Fortress of Solid dudes one night, and you were like, what are we up to? And you guys were making soup? We're making Mulligatani. That pissed me off just now when you said it. I'm in the corner staring at the wall. I got in trouble.

I recommended we drink some Jameson. Sean, don't talk to David. Eat your bisque. Yeah, I love making soup. Have you been making some soup lately? No, we're planning on me. A lot of made this stroganoff when it was cold. And I was like, we got to get back over there.

I have a... And then it's like, we got the crock pot. Why aren't we? But it's May in L.A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm like, that's the worst part. I'm planning to make soup. What?

You're hitting the tail in the soup season. Dude, I get... Like a nice little gazpacho. Maybe it's cool. Yeah, maybe. We... Go on. Laura made white chicken chili the other day.

I was so hyped. I was just, she started, I saw the ingredients. I'm like, I make white chicken chili. White chick. White chick, apostrophe Chilli. That's my YouTube. That's my Instagram.

White chicken chili. That was that super group they're trying to do based off TLC and the chicks, right? What's it like being married? Well, I got my white chick and my chili. That's what I always wanted for you.

What do you want for Christmas? White chicken chili? I'm not going to I have a thing later on that's going to connect to this. but yeah I love I love making soup That's a great pick And you can make some soups

That you can eat when it's hot out I can't feel crazy Hit it still? You can still hit it make a soup What soup can I hit it with? Bring a thermos to A Guinness beer cheese soup I guess I don't know

Hey can I bring my thermos in So I can drink my soup later Can you bring some soup Okay And this next one And this next one Soup dog Dogg dog?

soup doggy dog Is that anything? I think that was washed Yeah I think that somebody made that That's warred That's warred Some dad made that in 91

And it was a bad joke They call me Any kind of woodworking for men Oh I had it on my list Yeah whittling I didn't know how to spell whittling That was the word I was going to say

Any of that kind of stuff feels like I'm out My high school girlfriend's dad He had a woodworking shed And then Well, because he just went and got stoned all the time So he would go Yeah, he'd go feet up

No, he'd go smoke weed And like whittle something just to say So he could come out and be like, look at this Maybe he like both Maybe he was just occupying a stone brain It's fun to like get high and like paint or whatever Back in the days when I still did that A lot of these hobbies would have gone hand in hand with it

There's nothing that we have on here That doesn't work with being baked Even points maxing Maybe not points my thing Is being washed the same thing as being baked? Is that why we're getting baked so much? We were just trying to feel washed. Maybe that's what it was.

We were longing for the placidity of being washed. No, we were, we were, what do they call it? We were hedging. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you explored the world of carpentry at all? So I got on this weird YouTube kick where I started watching people restore stuff. Oh, dear.

Because it'll be like old color. machines and like weird shit like that and then I started going down woodworking and then I was like I think I could I could get into this dude the general and I built it's all potential though still we built a railing on the other side of our deck that didn't have a railing it was one of the coolest things I've ever been a part of really I felt so creative and it's like capable after we did it creative job it was awesome I know I felt I thought I literally I felt I felt worth something when we did that we like we made a railing I'm like no one's

gonna fall off now we did that that's us that was so hype You were going to fall off the day before. Shout out to the general. He's watching, by the way, every episode he told me. Is he really? Hey, hey. What's up? You're worthwhile even before that.

Brother, appreciate it. Sike. You're not. I wish I could say the same. It'd feel nice, but I can't. Meena, time for your third pick. All right. Going to a restaurant and ordering the same thing because I know I like it.

They just called me out at that on my local At my local They called you out on it? She was like, Shout to Chancy And the entire point of going to a local Is that you're celebrated for your regularity Shouted to Chancy and the ladies at El Gorman

I went over there El Gorman I took Zach Zach coming in for the next thing And she was like, are you ever not going to get the smoked salmon BLD? Whoa And I was like, come on man, you know I'm not

And that's an exotic order I think so Yeah attack It felt bad, but it's my favorite part about going in there is knowing exactly what's going to happen. You know, you're going to like it. Yeah. I don't understand.

I feel like there's a stigma in society on knowing you like something and just ordering it over and over. You know what it is? That's not capitalism. They want you to try the new, the fast. It's like how Netflix, you're like, why won't you show me the show I've been watching? Yeah. I got to dig for this show. You know I'm going to watch trailer park boys.

You watch it every day. It's Fatter Martin. Oh. Watch this horrifying new documentary instead. You know what's weird? This is another horseshoe wash thing where like getting the same thing every time at a restaurant is also a very four-year-old thing.

Yeah, Perkins. I just get their Montycombo all the time back in the day. Yeah, they think they can get chicken nuggets everywhere. You ever hit up a Sinisky in Atwater Village? No. Great. Sinisky. Bar Siniski.

It's all day, but breakfast is great. Dinner is great. Not a kid spot. Like an adult spot. Great place for cocktails in the evening if you want. You can go, you bring your kid for breakfast. You can go hit it there. But it's my neighborhood spot.

You can hit it if you want to. And I strayed outside of my usual order this weekend and I didn't. I was upset the whole time. I was really mad the whole time eating. Yeah, I got avocado toast with smoke salmon on it. Something I would enjoy. But the whole time I was thinking about how much happier I would be if I got my usual. I got honey toast the other day at a coffee shop.

That's just $9. What was honey? What was honey? Just honey? No, honey. No butter? Honey, and I think it was from a squeeze little bear. I mean, it tasted like bear honey.

My man, that's on you. It was. I just like, I wonder what honey toast is. Sometimes you got to be like, I got God. I got got. I wonder how elaborate honey toast can be. Well, not only did you get the honey toast, you also got taken for a ride. So if you factor that in, you actually got quite a deal.

It's like a roller coaster, you're right. An emotional roller coaster for sure. What is your, do you have any examples of this? Well, I usually don't. Yeah. Very, you know, but like I always, we have a few laborhood restaurants. I don't want to talk to myself either. You got me all paranoid now.

Where I get the same thing. But I also get the same thing at like Starbucks or if I go to like Chipotle or whatever. I'm not mixing it up. I'm just not mixing it up. I know what works for me at this point. A lot of those places, too. It's like I've explored. I do right.

I know that the Spanish Feta Rap is the best thing on your own year. I don't get sick of eating the same thing. That is the fucking. I like joint. Briefly took it off the menu. And I may have single-handedly gotten them to put it back on. Thank you for your internet. I post a lot of it.

angry tweets. It's really, really good. I'll double them up sometimes if I'm at the airport. I feel like they're lying about the calories, but that's okay. I know. That little jalapeno chicken pocket thing they just got? That's new. Pretty good. You know what? I've looked at that. Yeah, in your voice I heard how you felt about it when you said it's new.

It didn't say it. It just doesn't sound good. No, we wanted it to come to the party. I'm not a jalapeno chicken so I can just sport. I'm my esophagus. I do that for You're gonna sound like Harvey Firestein by the time you're done with that thing.

Oh, thank you for it. Let me get two of them. Thank you for the alipanio, poor kid. Time for my third pick. With my third pick, okay, I'm gonna take, obviously this is something people of all ages do, but I'm gonna take getting very into cooking. Yeah.

Like getting very, like getting a, like, specifically the world of like Allison Roman and the New York Times cooking app. Oh, as opposed to having the one thing you make for like the one communal party you throw a year? I know how to make two chicken things. Getting equipment. Yes, I have a sousvied.

Yeah, the suvi is. Was it worth it? It was for the first year. And now I'm just like, I'm just going to bake the chicken. It's such a to-do. Is chicken, I wanted it for fish. Good for fish. I made lamb with it once, and it was the best lamb I've ever made my entire life.

Because it's like such a fickle meat. I was going to say that. You know what I found out we had the other day? We got an egg cutter, a little egg slicer thing. that's a dope thing to do. You hard-boiling egg. You hard-boiling egg, and then there's this thing where... How much time are you saving?

It's fun to do. No, I got one of those. I like it, too. I like doing it. I do toast and cottage cheese and a little bit of chili crisp, and then I slice the oven. Yeah. All right, but I'm talking about cooking stuff that has cumin in it.

And it all does. Laura accidentally got too much the other day. We have two full things of cumin, and she was so bummed. Our cook and do, Cumans good and everything. All the recipes that I make have cumin in them now. Put it on a little cereal. Big Times app guy. Big New York Times app.

You ever just do a bump of cumin? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's getting late. I have like, it's getting late. I have like my recipe box on New York Times. I have subcategories of my recipe. Oh, I guess not that many.

Of the recipe box on the year. It's great. It's one of the best investments I've ever made, app-wise. The Times. Yeah. cooking up. They got a great soups on there. It's what I wanted to bring up.

Don't you point at me. They got some great soups. Some great fucking soup. He's secretly pressuring David into cooking soup. Don't you double-hand your soup to me? All soup put them goddamn good in me. And let me tell you another thing, my friend. Get over there and hold his shoulders.

Let me tell you another thing. Look at me when I talk. In getting into cooking, I have started using cast iron skillets, which is also a very washed thing. And cast iron restoration videos on YouTube. Oh, I've been there. I've been over there. They bring them shits back to light.

I got this at mistake sale. It's like a big, it'll look like a hunky of rusted metal. And then all of a sudden, like, it looks like a brand new Cadillac. No, they go crazy. Hypothetically, if one of the partners in a marriage wasn't in cooking, and hypothetically, that partner tried to wash the cast iron skill with soap and water, hypothetically, the more washed partner might be very upset at Tia. Not a wash partner who didn't know because she's not washed and doesn't use cast iron thing ever.

And it just looks like fucking metal. Now he has to season it again. Wait, you can't, why can't you wash it with soap and water? You can't use soap and water. You don't use soap and why. This didn't happen to me. I don't use soap when I wash most of the dishes. That's not good.

I just scrub them off. You don't use soap when you wash most of the dishes? Well, we have a dishwasher, but the ones that don't go in the dishwasher, like if I just had a sandwich and whatever, I'll just get the crumbs off. Wait, I'm going to serve. We got two couches. Brother. Sean? There it is.

Time from your third and fourth fix. My filthy brother. Yeah, I really been airing myself out lately on how dirty I am. Well, stop rocket's out of the floor. Yeah, I do. In his own hotel room. I do. Yeah.

How did you reveal that? He revealed it. I already said it. Yeah, I said it a couple weeks ago. Yeah, no, that would have been an actual movie. I was never. That's what he was backphing. I just wanted to fill you in on what he was.

back roughing. Back roughing. Back roughing. All right. Back referencing. Um, backwards. My version of golf, I think, is going to be awashed. Any version of golf. Just like chilling. Well, I feel like, because every You mean frishing? It's, like a lot of people.

Frolf, dude. You're a fronfer. I do like fralph. I think that's for the youth. I love froth, but that's like, yeah. Forl is for like 28 year old. Yeah, they're out there with their beers and their fucking speaker backpacks. That shit annoys me. If you're fronthing. Maybe that's washed, hating speaker backpacks. No, I mean, I think it's where?

In a public... I don't, I'm not in. What about at the park? I don't love it. Are they playing sublime? Well, that's fine. That's fine, anywhere. Go to a Michelin Star restaurant playing sublime.

I wouldn't care. God damn, right? I'd be so pissed. I'd be so pissed if I dressed up to go to a restaurant and they're playing Santorea. I don't know why. You walk in down to Mississippi where the sun beats. from the sky. I thought that sounds nice and then the cultural lines were redrawn again.

Okay, that's fair. I sounds nice to me too. These ribs are falling off the bone. It is what I got. They give it up, they give it up, they never ask why. It's a beautiful brandzino. Amy's 12 years old. That his kid, Isaac Tiebreaker, do you want to eat nice food and listen to Sublime? Absolutely not.

Not Tybreaker. What are you talking about? You're going to get Isaac getting up. Now three against two. You still lose. Isaac's taste is doubled That's right He's a tasteful man I think Sublime could make me like vegetables I think Yeah my version of golf

Not very good Not very good at it But just out there to kind of be out With people talking Because I can't really skateboard anymore Yeah Yeah And you can't talk to people in the gym

As much as you used to talk to people skateboarding Huh? I assume Nah I mean well people If I go skate now And people want to talk It's like I have to just be going. If I stopped to talk and then I lose whatever warm-up that I had going. And all these

fucking old guys want to do is talk at the skate park. That's all they want to do. Hey, bro. So when was the last time you actually did a lip slide? And you're like, just stop. I don't, you know, I'm trying. I don't know. But it's nice to hear you talk about it. Yeah, my version of golf. I think it's going to be fun. Another thing I will definitely do, I give myself five years before I'm like fully into golf. I love that. Yeah, I think that'd be cool. Would you walk? Would you walk? Would you walk? I think so. Yeah, I don't know. Let's go ahead.

We'll have to get a little shake a leg on these last two rounds here. Yeah. Oh, wait. Is it a great deck? It's still you with your fourth bag. Rare stones. What? Really?

You said yes. Do you mean jewelry? No, no, no. He means like. Like quartz's and stuff. And like. I went to the, you mean in the National History Museum, downtown L.A. No.

Holy shit, the geode room. Yeah, that is amazing. Because I went there and I was like, yeah, you got a bunch of stuffed animals. My kids are running around. He's still too young. And then all of a sudden I'm like, what is that dark room over there?

Why is it completely pitch black? Because they glow. It looks like a club. It's like those lime green ones? You're in the rock club? I want to be. They have little switches that you can like flip on different lights and light up different quarts.

What's it called the superman? The fortress is they all look like the fortress of solitude. Or like it's the most unbelievable crystals you've ever seen in your life. That room is really beautiful. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, they got some at Omsey. Like you flip this switch and it lights up certain rocks with a black light.

Or a Museum of Science and Industry. Oh, yeah. My mom's super into, she's bent. I used to have a rock collection as a kid like that. I had one of those plastic. It was like a Casio, like a big plastic thing that opened and shut like a clamshell case with little portions for each rock. I had that. Yep.

With like agates. Yeah, with like different agates. Yeah, yeah. You were finding one of the beach? Yeah. Wasn't that a thing? I had a rock tumbler. I had a rock tumbler.

We used to go to the caves in South Dakota on the west side of the state. There's a bunch of caves that just like have those. It was such an exercise in patience when you'd get a quartz that was kind of cracked. And over time, they were like, this is going to open up fully. You don't break it. You just have to let it. So I remember I had one for like five years that I just had on my dresser. That's how you learned the art of seduction.

I'm just edging for five. Quartz edging for five years. Just take your time. Give it's face. Yeah. Kissing helps. Switch. Give it a swooch.

I'll seem hard now. I never got the Rott Tumblr really worked the way I wanted it to. Is that the cleaner thing? It was like a little plastic like. What did it sound like? Where do we buy it? Brookstone.

Yeah. Oh, I was going to say, I thought that was like a Joanne Fabrics ass toy. Like a store that doesn't sell toys but they would have a rock tumbler. The saddest toy aisle in those? Yeah, like Michaels. One G.I. Joe, a squirt gun.

The mall would have like a kind of like a kids, like a smart kid store where you go back to like poison dark. Yeah, like that kind of thing. It would have those rain, waterfall. Rain sticks, yeah. Why were those for smart kids? That look was good. Because they evoked the feeling of the rainforest,

which was very big in the 90s. So did the rainforest cafe, bro. That's where I was. Poison dart frog toys, like things like that. Like science kits. Yeah, yeah. That's where I got my rock come with. Is there any smell more evocative?

Like, can't you just close your eyes and imagine exactly what it's like to be in a rainforest cafe? 100%. All of America? Top floor? I'd go so far as to say dank. Yeah, dank. It was dank in there. Yeah.

So dank. Sound effects. Yeah, every now and again, just like. A broken two cans. Yeah, it was so fucking bad. Well, you just hear your, oh, it's over, your mom being like, no, our reservations were at 445. It's his birthday. And then just a gang of macaws making a bunch of noise.

They sit you right by the speaker. Did they do the buzzers? Yeah. I was just thinking, I wonder if I could buy some of those on eBay and use them. That would be cool. Oh, you need me? Hold on to this. That would be.

I'm looking back to you. So somebody's some dumb ass is sitting outside. I was like, zh. Here's what you do. You give it to your five closest friends. You say at some point I will call on you. I'm like, you have to be. the punch.

You're in my pocket. No, no, when. I'd like to hand one to one of the clipboard people outside of Whole Foods where you're like, I will talk to you. Just hold on to this. When it goes off, come find me. I'll be near the Clementine. This could be such a parenting hack, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Like when the kids like, I want juice. And I'm like, hold on to this. Yeah. When it buzzes. We'll let you know when it's ready. Four hours later. Yeah.

I'm watching YouTube somewhere. Do it three o'clock in the morning. Now he learns a lesson. Oh, great. All right. That would be a jarring thing to hear at three in the morning. Those things going nuts on your dresser? Rare stones.

Rare stones. Do you have any rare stones? Mm-mm. Well, Max, you have any common stones. Max has, I got a bunch of lightweight stones. Easy to find stones.

Just a bunch. I just get a bunch of rocks from the front yard. Like, I'm collecting these. Look at my rock collection. My fourth pick is ancestry. Oh, yeah. I'm glad you said ancestry because heritage feels a lot different.

Heritage feels very different. Specifically, heritage. Especially in this shirt. Ancestry. What's my heritage? There comes a point. I want to say it's usually a male-based hobby,

but in every family where one of the siblings will start getting into like ancestry and start piecing it together. and start updating everyone else in the family. Oftentimes more than they're frankly interested in finding out. But my father, my Frank Zappa Dad, got into a big ancestor and has, like, traced our family. Are you guys related to Zappa? Not to Zappa.

To Dweasel weirdly. What about Moon unit? Moon unit? No. But like back into Poland in like the 1700s. You know what I mean? He's like, what were you guys doing? Just hanging out, dude.

Doing Jewish stuff. I don't know. I don't know what everyone's job. was running. Wait, are you Jewish? 100% bar mitzvah and everything. Been a while. Been a minute.

Still good. 10 years, dude. 10 years, my brother. My dad, oh no, we screwed it up. We screwed it out. My dad would get drunk and try to tell me

that we were Cherokee. Yeah, that's a different kind of ancestry. He just made it. Yeah, what was? Was he trying to, like, get you in a college or something? He thought we were. My grandpa thought,

yeah, I was trying to get me some sort of student loan. No, my grandpa thought we were, too. And I'm just like, you guys, just because we live in South Dakota, it doesn't mean. To be a fly on that wall. Apparently, that's a pretty common phenomenon. Maybe. White people love saying their 180s Cherokee.

Oh, my God. It's always Cherokee. It's Lakota Cherokee, yeah. I think specifically white people love saying, I'm not white. Yeah. I'm 11th. Yeah. Insert thing you don't believe.

I'm Amsterdam. I'm Amsterdam. It's very different. No, no, no, no, it's cool. I can call them that sports. Yeah. We did a survey. They like it.

They said they like it. My mom has said that about, oh, my mom has said that about some things where I'm just like, you're, you're insane. There's no way. Me and the time for your fourth pick. Throwing shit away.

Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That rules. The hybrid of this is storing. I don't know. I don't know if maybe it's too much to claim both at the same time. No, you can do.

No, yeah. We just got a shed, where we had a shed, had termites, So we built a new shed. And the guys we built the shed. No, but happy ending. The guys who built it, we were like, whatever, this sucks, money, blah, blah, blah. Then we walked in a couple weeks ago, me and my husband,

and the guy who built the shed was like, oh, and this entire back room, he's like, you could probably fit, like, four shelves or gigantic, gigantic containers. And my husband and I floated out of that shed. And then on our walk that night, we spent the entire time having, like, borderline orgasmic revelations about the things we could store in the shed that were in our house at the moment. Like our Christmas decorations, we could put them in a box and write Christmas decorations and put it in the shed. And like it was just the best night. It feels amazing.

Get those Christmas decorations out of here! My wife hired a professional organizer for us and it was, I was so against it going into it. I was like, that's so much money to spend the blah, blah, blah. We can't like, that's a ridiculous. We could just do it. We could just do it. They came. They, like, organized all our shit.

It was one of the best things that has ever happened to me in my entire life. It's so nice. And you're holding true to it. I saw your fridge today. I don't mean to put you on blast. Put me on blast. My man's fridge is together. I'm going to be.

I'm ready. She even organized a fridge? No, no, no, that's me. Oh, but the culture has permeated so much. It's seeped in. And these, they'll tell you, I was not an organized person. I want for you. I want all that, like, I want the couch to be storage.

You know what I mean? Like, I want to flip that up. A trundle. A hidden storage? Yes. I love my wife says that I'm a stacker I don't put things away I organize that's how I clean If there were I thought you were two pieces of fried chicken for bread Yes, I do I do are I do yeah I do like that I'm like a shed

I'm like a shed did you have did you buy a teammate shed? You show up with a tough shed? No they built it up from from the ground up and watching it go up I was like Whatever a shed no big deal I'm telling you though when he started like he was like and then you could put a shelf here and then you You could put three giant tubs here. I was like, oh, my gosh. Now I'm, like, thinking of things to store that I don't even need to store. Yeah. Yeah.

But I want to fill the shed. I got a storage unit. You get into that life at all? We have storage unit. It's not as satisfying, though. Yeah, no. Because that just feels like you're like, I don't want to look at this. Yeah, it's too far on the side.

It's too far out. Is it like, it's too? Okay. What if I need something, like, my fourth suitcase and I can't get to it in time. I want you. I want you. I want you. I want you.

I want you to see what I'm trying to triangulating my location. You really are. You really got a chill. I want you to get a shed, but I want you to walk to Costco and drag the shed home. Get like a tough shed from Costco. Ooh, that was my other. Pull it with chains. I could drag that between one and 10 miles.

I had another one that was like very borderline of what we're discussing. We have one more pick left. I don't know. David, time for your fourth and then your final picks. Throwing shit away does feel amazing. I'm due. Fourth pick, if you're going to drink, like mixology. Oh.

Like where you're like if I'm going to... Being like picky about it. Yeah, if I'm going to go out on a limb and have the drink with this dinner, it better be so... You got that mixer. Right? I'm all hyped. I want to come over. Oh, the Bartesian.

Yeah, you got that part. Oh, I do have that. I'm even talking, but that is good. Yeah, I have a bartian. Like a soda stream for alcohol. You're talking about it like at restaurants. Yeah, but I'm talking about like if we're out and I'm going to get the thing. Like not drinking to get drunk is pretty washed.

Yeah, yeah, in general where you're just like, because I just don't ever do it. It's like, once every, like, especially out like that? I had a scotch on the airplane the other day. On the airplane? Scotch on the airplane. It was great. You don't hear airplane a lot. You say plane.

I was like scotch on the airplane. That's great. That was great. Not mixed drink, but it was just like. You don't get you a free drink on United flights. United Card. Me now. Where I was sitting, all the drinks in free. My bad. He had his own flask on it.

He had his back on the bathroom. but he brought his own alcohol. I was in the bathroom. The toilet. Where I'm sitting, it's all free. I had a camelback. This was the captain's chair. I had a camelback full of HRD.

Excuse me, we're going to need to do it. We're going to need to pull you the side for the search. You're like, nope. The camelback... Pull this side. Did Camelback know that... What was going to end up in there? That kids were going to make rum and coke.

It was the second conversation at the focus group. It had to be, right? It had to be. Yeah. They're like, we're also going to make a bunch of money. Me and my friends were on that, like, our first apartment. So I was 17, they were 19. Yeah.

Was camelbacks. Stay done. Sitting on the couch. Yeah. Yeah, that would be the thing. You could be like, we could take it to, like, street and then we would just go to, like, Walmart. You could sneak them into places with metal objectives. Yeah.

Disneyland. Disney's one place is where they catch a flat. Yeah, somebody had a liquid flask at your wedding. It's probably going to be dry. It was a bag. And your final pick? My, this is so specific to me, but I've been wanting something. I want music to listen to when I'm like sending emails or whatever.

I don't want it to be. The possibility of making lo-fi hip-hop beats has crossed my life. Make him! You're in the lab with your bill being on. I don't appreciate it. I don't appreciate the way you reacted to that. that? He hasn't said shit.

He doesn't shit this whole episode. It's been a quietizing awesome. I'm just picturing you filming yourself just, just biting your lip. I mean, summer's coming. I maybe lock myself in a room

making it five days a day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back it up. Is it because the music you're listening to is not low-fi enough? And you're like, I need to bring this down even more to my level. I listen to it and I think I have something to give the genre.

I say, I think I got something to add here. If you feel it calling. This is good, but I think I could, I think I could shake some things up. I think you need, do you make it with it, is it not an 808? Would it be like a 602? Like what you just did?

Maybe that's part of the lofi beat. Wow. Music is all around us. You're starting already. I think you just started doing it. Maybe we sample you saying music is all around us and put it so it sounds like it's coming from like under 30 feet of water. Isaac, you can make that happen, right? I can make this happen.

Yeah. Scraping your toothbrush on sandpaper. What do you think about this beat? Yeah. Just weird stuff like that. I think you have your, I think you have your, uh, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, yeah, wow. Stella. Yeah. Wow. Isaac, you can you teach.

Could you teach. We got, there's all kinds of things. We can do this on Saturday. I do a lot of stuff that makes noise. Yeah. I think people are going to be really excited for your field recording style lofi hip hop beats. Like early bony verre. Yeah.

Yeah. I would love it I would love it I would love it I would only share it to you What would be your artist's name That I haven't even thought about Stint on it for a second

Because I Three puck Is that a character In belly? It'd be it's under three puck Oh It'd be way better than that Yeah

Yeah I would hope so It needs to be like XX Plicity XX or something like that You know it like Something long It's meant to be seen and not said for Lofi hip-hop beats. I got to think about it.

All right. I got to think about it. I'll send you some Miles Davis tracks that would sound really good Lufthunder sort of a... You know, it's everybody's path to get there and we're all on our own journey. I don't know if mine has Miles Davis records.

I'm going to tell you this right now. If you walk down the Lofi hip-hop path, you're going to take a left turn of jazz at some point, my friend. You're going to run into Miles, David. It's the next town over it. In a silent way. Mina, your final pick. All right.

Okay. This is something I actually do. So the thing I was alluding to you, not to like, I don't think anyone's going to do this, was getting into 80Us, but I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Oh, shit. We're about a month from completion. We are about a month from completion.

God, we're washing. And look at the smile on his face. Look at the smile on his face. Are they building a custom record cabinet? All the stuff. You can store. Oh, my God. It's got such big closets in it.

Our house has such small closets. I don't know where people fucking thought they were putting stuff in the 1920s when all these LA houses were built. At their other family's house probably. That's probably right in Omaha, yeah. Okay. This is the one that I actually do pressure washing. Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

Do either of you guys own pressure wash? I don't own one, but I used to work at this condo maintenance thing. So I've had to pressure wash. I've spent, I had like a 10. hour pressure washing day one time. Do in the parking garage? How do you look at the end? It looked great, but at the end,

you're like the rest of the night, your hands are just like, you feel it in your hands after it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I find it to be the most satisfying of any chore I've ever done. What do you pressure washing? Outside of the house? Driveway.

Driveway, front of the house, stairs. Do you do the side of the, like the siding on your house? Depends on how firm it is. Yeah, you've got to look into what kind of the nature of that. You've got to be careful with some of it. The curbs? You can do your car. car if you have it not set

at two. I was going to say if you got a tank you can do your car. But you can just buy like a little unit's about the size of like a giant backpack. Okay. At the Home Depot for like 150 bucks. You ever hit your leg with it just to see? Of course. Yeah.

Freaking your neighbors out. You're like, watch this. Do I hit it? Yeah, I hit it. That's what he actually made. That's what he meant. We've come to the truth at the end of the episode. I honestly, like there's especially he's in football

looking for work when like an offensive lineman is just like looking for a guy to block that's how I am with the pressure washer like I'll just kind of like stand outside my house

like hoping someone else who asks me to pressure wash something I'm like that I'm like that with any new tool yeah you're like hey just shoveling dirt onto your neighbor's driveway like you need to take care of it pretty sick

pretty sick yeah that's a good one this guy's trapped in his car by a thick layer of moss Can anyone help? I got you. Time for my final pick. I'm going to take one that since the ADU is close to being done,

and I will soon have my backyard back to myself, a washed hobby that I have had, and soon we'll have again gardening. Yeah. Ooh, I love it. Specifically food gardening. I don't do a lot of the other stuff. I'm not good at getting flowers to grow or anything like that,

but tomatoes. Cucumbers That you then used to cook. That is a wild feeling. The tomato, off the vine, oh my God, in a BLT, get out of the tent. Sun warm from the sun still?

You should start hogslaughter in too. I'll do oxlotter. What's beating off to do with this? Do you think it's physically possible for you to use a thing you've grown, put in a thing you've cooked and not tell people? No.

That's crazy to think about. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Like, can you imagine any adult human on earth doing that? He just holding you something and not being like, I made this rosemary. If you're going to go. There's cilantro growing out there. You're going to see it if you can.

Yeah. Is that what you're trying to hold them out? Peppers in the yard. I get rid of that in plant. Yeah. No, I think it's impossible for anyone. Why would you, why would you not? That is the whole.

You got to tell people. You know, people do it every day who have restaurants. Yeah, I guess that's right. Although a lot of the restaurants you go to, they will tell you like... This is from the farm. We have like beehives on the roof, you know, like that kind of thing. I want to know. Have you ever been to Providence?

Rhode Island? No, the restaurant in L.A. I thought you met Rhode Island. Do you ever in Providence, Rhode Island? Where's this going? I've been to Providence, Rhode Island, not Providence, Los Angeles. In a way game of Brown? I was actually a keynote speaker at RISD.

At RISD, yeah, yeah. No. I played baseball at talking heads. I felt real when he said it. Never said foot on cable. I write jokes for Kina Waiba. Keynote for one. The keynote throws you off and then RISD makes it sound like I know what's going on.

It shows two really specific things. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's the key. There's a restaurant in L.A. called Providence where they're very like, we grew this on the roof. It's great. Three Michelin Stars. Three Michelin Stars.

It's a phenomenal restaurant. Most you can get Michelin Stars. Three? 69. 69 years Sean, time for your final pick Like big like thousand, 2,000 piece puzzles Oh, big puzzles

And Legos doubling up there My office is gonna be off the rack Dude fucking old skate shoes Bunch of boards Lego and then Game Geddy's Big puzzle That's what he does in puddles Unsigned divorce papers just sitting there

Babies just his pepots Babies and wider hours We're going to the beach In a couple weeks Like big family trip to the beach there will be a puzzle. That's what we do every year at the cottage. Puzzles at the beach?

Oh, yeah. You thought Panic at the Disco was good. That's my lo-fi name. Puzzled at the beach. Puzzles at the beach. I can totally see Puzzles of the beach opening for like Frank Ocean. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Just like heaven this summer, David's doing a lo-fi beach tent. I got to get like a puzzle box helmet. Yeah. So you don't know it's me. Yeah. It's got the face. Big puzzle. Here you see pee at the B?

P at the B. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, we do them at the cottage every year. I think I'm going to, my gift to the cottage, have you seen those, they fold a puzzle up in a briefcase, kind of. So, like, you can do the puzzle. I have seen that. And you can just fold it up so you don't lose, you know what I mean?

So you don't have to, like, put it on a board and move it under a desk or whatever. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah, I do. And I feel like that was a fun thing to end on. Yeah. It's great. Well, listen, that's the five rounds of picks. David, you went first here to recap.

You took recumbent bicycling, making soup, carpentry, mixology, and making lofi hip-hoppy. Meantuk times, you went second. You took points maxing, cringy short-form videos about parenting, getting the same thing at a restaurant because you know you like it, throwing stuff away and pressure washing. I went third. I took buying music on records, walking, the New York Times cooking app, ancestry and gardening.

Sean, you went last and you took Lego, crocheting, golf, rare stones, and big puzzles. Sheesh, what are we all trying to get laid? Don't say that too left. Sean's coming over and he's bringing rare stones and big puzzles. They both just got out of Rikers. They're going to be in a bad mood. They like gin.

Isaac, do you have a pick? Yeah, there's something I do every day, the crossword. Oh, yeah. Crossword, you know that. Yeah, we did the New Yorker crossword as a family this week, and it was great. Yeah, my niece and my sister were in town. My niece, who's going to scripts. Oh, really?

Yeah. Of maybe the same people who do the spelling bee? Yeah, probably. Are there other scripts? I don't know. It's a college and a spelling bee, but they take place far apart. And it's a company? I haven't looked into it too deep.

Script. I don't want to know where my money's come before. No, no, no, no. Don't take D-D-D. Not an entertainment. Not in entertainment. They make tanks and spelling bees. Different organization.

Different organization. All right. Well, let's not look to even to either of them. We love some good stuff on the board. Dinner parties. Jarring and preserving fruits. Books about war. I had running that's not really running.

It's barely jogging. The app blue sky. Oh, blue sky's very washed. I'm on there blue skying about jazz. Jazz. Bookmarking stuff I might buy later, but probably won't. That is. That's also mature.

That's like grown and washed. Stretching the Merlin app. I had stretching. What's the Merlin app? It's like the bird noise app. I have bird. I have bird stuff on there. I have bird stuff.

I have plant Merlin. So it's 420 on 420. Happy 420 on 420 everyone. I don't give a shit. You want to get blazed? Let's tell the fucking truth, man. Let's go get blazed, dude. I want to hear of your pics.

I'm going to be blazed while you do it, bro? No, I'm not. You're going to smoke weed, have a panic attack, and then go to another four years without trying it again. Yeah, try to figure out where I put that Lego Delorean. I took it from my office. We want to hear your picks. Hit us up at All Fantasy Podcast at gmail.com.

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