All Fantasy Everything - Words That Start With J (w/ Katie Nolan, David Gborie, Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

Katetober continues! The Good Vibes Gang is joined ONCE AGAIN by fan favorite and all around super human Katie Nolan! The topic of choice this week is "Words That Start With the Letter J!" It's silly! We're silly this week!  Guest: Katie Nolan @katienolan IG: @natiekolan Support the show! Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for ad-free episodes, mailbags, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy. Merch: teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverything Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media: Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan David Gborie IG: @Coolguyjokes87 Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.Mel Show Email: [e-mail] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is All Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. On today's episode, we're drafting things that start with the letter J. And continuing the month of Kate Tober is friend, ally, I would just say member of the family, Katie nolan emmy winner guinness world record holder abercrombie and fitch opinion haver yeah television personality iced coffee drinking trouble haver

but bathrobe enthusiast snuggling up in bed on a Sunday morning with her fella and her dog ass motherfucker on the podcast today. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and I'm joined as always by comedians Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's friggin do it welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that

is thinking about going to a pumpkin patch later today yeah man stop thinking about it and do it i think we're gonna do it promise you'll do it well i promise i'll do it there it is there it is promise me you're never gonna die promise me you're going to a pumpkin patch later i used to so my when i was a kid yep my mom's boyfriend broke into the house when i was like five and it traumatized me. This is a terrifying story. Yeah, it's never good. It just reminds me because I said promise. So I would for years, I made her promise me that no one was going to break in at night.

And you're probably not going to break that promise. But like I was putting a lot of heat on her because every night she had to be like, I promise nobody will break in. Well, also, it's not like she was behind it, you know. So it's like, what if she promised and then someone broke in not like she was behind it you know so it's like what if she promised and then no i think it was i think it was an inside job i think she told him to break in and mess me up what mc situation i don't really think that situation oh i don't know enough i don't know enough about the story sean so i that sounded real to me and i just wanted to i was hugging you through the zoom I was just giving you my therapy eyes of like,

it's okay, Sean. That's all right. Completely kidding. Sean Jordan's doing some bold jokes, dude. Earlier he was defending Jordan Peterson. This is a joke. This is a joke, dude. I don't know who Jordan Peterson is.

I don't really either. When you find out, you're going to be like, wow, that was, I understand why Katie reacted the way she did. You're not familiar with Red Pill YouTube? No. Red Pill YouTube? No. Red Pill YouTube finds you. Yeah, dude, it's gross. Wasn't Red Pill YouTube the president of- Red Pill is very different.

Red Pill YouTube was the president of Uganda from like 1967 to 1972, right? Kampala's finest, yeah. I don't know who Jordan Peterson, but I'll tell you i know who tom peterson is and that's the one just for my pacific northwest portlanders right there tom peterson and glorious do he owned a like a appliance store and furniture store and he had like he had locally famous commercials get a crew cut you could go to his. He had a crew cut. You could go to his store and get a crew cut for free. What?

For free? Yeah. Let me get that 4'3 Clipper fade, homeboy. But you had to get that Tom Peterson haircut. Men's haircuts are not expensive anyway. It's like when they give rich people free clothes, giving men a free haircut. I'm like, can somebody discount mine from $80? They're expensive. They're just not as expensive. I think $50 is a lot to pay for a haircut. You from $80? They're expensive. They're just not as expensive.

I think $50 is a lot to pay for a haircut. You pay $50? It depends. I don't get my haircut that much. Clearly. Your hair looks amazing. Thank you so much. I paid $25, and then I hit them with the $15 tip.

There it is. My man. You go to one of the ones where the girls dress up. They still doing that? Is that what you think that I'm doing? What do you think? I don't know how men get their hairs cut. David's got a cigar in between each finger.

You go to a place called Stag's Only. He's just pan fluting cigars, getting his hair cut. I get my hair cut at Hooters. I go to Hooters and I make them cut my hair. Did you see the Hooters controversy this week? This week? Yeah. did you see the hooters controversy this week this week yeah there was a um yeah there a bunch of tiktoks went um viral i hate that word but it sounded so old of the women showing their uh new

employee uniform shorts and they are like underpants they go all the way up their butts was that not how it was before no i mean, you could see a little cheek. They had booty shorts before. Now that every style they want of women's shorts that you can buy has a little bit of ass cheek coming out, the Hooters girls now have to put more ass out. That's my logic. They're going to put more ass out? It's an ass race.

Well, but so it's crazy because while these women are complaining, they show the shorts with their butts in it and they all have great butts. That's not the point though. If I weren't at Hooters, I would skip leg day. I would not do any squats. It's not called booters. I'm not coming in there and showing off my booty. That being said, booters is copyrighted David Borey Industries.

I'm doing something with that later. You could even call it Tooters. I mean, you could go either way. It's Thick Boys, though, dude. It's Thick Boys and tight booty shorts. Yeah. You weren't ready for it. I'm into that.

It's a brisket restaurant. Ooh, even better. Coming to Booter's for a big old slab of brisket. Booter's brisket, dog? Oh, yeah. Booter's. We got your wet meats. Booterers stew.

These meats are so wet, you'll do your own dry rub at booters. And then every Saturday, we have the boot scootin' boogie where we bring in a DJ. Boot scootin' boogie. Yeah, booters, we're going to be fucking rich, dude. Yeah, we should make a buggy. Yeah, booters. We're going to be fucking rich, dude. Yeah, we're going to make a million dollars. Yeah. Can you imagine just some dudes? Hey, I'm Jake.

Welcome to booters. Welcome to booters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Booters. I'd be a regular. Tight, tight shorts. Tight. Like, university of Miami football jerseys

where it's midriff exposed, but it's still way too big. I want a lot of tuba music through the speakers, so it's just a lot of walking around with those cheeks. It's tuba covers of pop hits. It's just the beat from What's the Difference by Dr. Grosso. Bum, bum, bum, bum.

Bum, bum, bum, bum. the beat from What's the Difference? Dr. Grosso. Sean Jordan is here. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. Sean, big ass brawls in Philadelphia on the algorithm. I wish I watched the whole thing. Shawnee Melee. I just watch it i'm just like oh no oh no they're doing it it's a lot of these dudes that are like do something and then somebody does

something it's like does it mean it's a knife is that what melee means it implies the existence of a knife or can it just be a fracas i thought it was a grip of people that's what i thought too yeah just a yeah i think it's just because in video games, melee means. Hand to hand. Yeah. Like hit them with your knife gun. No, I mean these.

And in this video, melee meant way too big striped polo shirt is what melee meant in this video. Where did it happen? In the parking lot of like a save more? On the street of a neighborhood from whatever from what i could gather if there were cars why were they outside it would be so i would get so bummed if there was just 30 i remember one time ian and i were driving in portland you

remember this ian we were driving down broadway and uh right by rose and thistle and some two dudes came out and one of them threw the other guy into the street like in the middle of the street and then he came running out and punched the guy and he had stopped and honked his horn he's like hey you honked well we didn't know what to do it's like you were horny it did yeah we wouldn't have sex with the guys we were just suck his dick that would scare me i would immediately be terrified i would not uh get involved i think the new katie that's been inside for a couple years the other day we were when we dan and i drove somewhere we were on the highway it was like getting out of the city life is a highway of course and i want to ride it all night long i'll tell you this so we used to go looping

in sioux falls which is you drive around this certain area of town is that where you go fight a younger version of yourself i wouldn't i wouldn't fight a younger version of me god the end of that yeah me either there was this lot where we call the loser lot is where all the like the older kids just hung out in a parking lot they really called it huh with that. They really called it, huh? With that name, they really called it, huh? Yeah, we really got them. So we drove by and threw eggs at them one time. And we never...

Oh, I thought you were at the loser lot. Me too. That's why I was like, oh, Sean, no. But you were a bully? We were throwing eggs. Clearly. And I didn't... We never thought about this, but like,

you get caught in traffic a lot on the loop because it was like thousands of people just driving around this eight block area. So we threw a bunch of eggs and then the light turned red and we were boxed in by like five cars. And this dude came over and just on, on the shotgun where I was just started pounding on the window as hard as he could. And I thought it was going to break. And I was like, if he breaks the window, I don't know, he's going to,'s gonna it looked like he was gonna kill me because he's probably one of the people that i hit with

an egg yeah and uh anyway he didn't break it he punched the window like five times i don't know how it didn't break and then we drove away but i was like boy that was one of those lessons i would have like gotten out and ran i think and that would have been the wrong call yeah no no it was a lesson though that i learned where it's like okay okay. Stop being a bully. Don't do that. Don't egg people. Don't egg humans. Hey, look, as the egg recipient, my house got egged so many times in high school. Yeah.

I was right across from the middle school. It was on the corner on a pretty main street. And I had parties, quote unquote, but wouldn't let in kids I didn't know. And those kids would get mad and they were the bad kids. That's why I wasn't letting them in because I didn't want anything to break. And then they would egg my house. And then people just started egging. Yeah, so Sean, what I'm realizing is the reason I give you this energy that people say is mean

is because the little me inside of me identifies the little you and was like, he was not nice to you as a kid. He would have egged your house 100%. He made your life very difficult. I say loser. So these were all like the older guys who would pop their hoods. Sure. They would pop their hoods and look at the engine.

They had spoilers. And we were like the little skate kids. No, that's, yeah. You don't believe me? I'm not saying we're throwing eggs at like uh smart kids or something i'm saying my dad used to make me clean the egg off the house the next day that does suck he was like go clean up the mess your friends made i'm like what do you talk those aren't my friends what a shitty weird friend thing to do. We had here.

This reminds me of this. So my buddy used to work at Burger King and we were waiting for him to get off one time. We were in the back and he, sweetheart, he brings us out some orange juices and some burgers. And so we look at the orange juice and they, he was just like, hey, sorry, I'm late getting off. Here's some stuff. Here's some food and drinks for you. And we looked at the orange juice and they were going to expire the next day. So we just threw them at the building that he was working in.

And he comes out, he's like, what the fuck are you doing? And he's like, now I got to clean this. What an asshole move on our part. I forgot about that until just now. We just threw them all at the building. What the fuck? God, I was such a good kid. The more I

hear people's stories about their childhood, I'm like, my mom was so mean for no reason. I was a very, very good kid. Always grounded. I was also a little good boy. November 18th, Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I was also a little good boy. You just left for so long. We had

to fill so much. We heard a terrible story about Sean You just left for so long. We had to fill so much. We heard a terrible story about Sean. He's a bad man. I had to fill, too, a toilet with my pee. That's where I was. Got him. November 18th, Sioux Falls, South Dakota, with a one Kyle Kinane at the Icon Lounge.

And then I'll be in Lincoln, Nebraska, and then Iowa City, and then Madison, and then Chicago. I'll tell you this for free, and I don't care who's listening. David Morey is here, and he's CoolGuyJokes37 on Instagram, and I don't care who's listening. David Morey is here, and he's coolguyjokes37 on Instagram, and he's not on Twitter, so you fucking ruin it.

You quit asking me about it. I ain't got it. Quit asking. I ain't got it. He does not trade in that currency. Are you on hiatus, or are you coming, just like you're going to come back?

He's on hiatus. Or you're done. You're retired from the game. I'm out. I had mentally checked out a couple years ago. Damn. I wasn't like, because there was a couple years where I was like really actively trying to be good at Twitter.

And then I just kind of like, my brain just turned off to it. So no, I'm not coming back at this point. Okay. Well, we'll miss you. Thank you. And I still see people in real life. You know, you can text me dm me uh most importantly come to faded friday october 22nd we have chris estrada coming out from los

angeles so excited it's been so fun in the basement down there uh the black buzzard uh also watch wowie watch wowie tuesdays and Thursdays. I don't know the time. It's on my Instagram. And, you know, be good to yourselves. And then maybe... November 14th, you're going to be in Portland. November 14th? What?

What? You're going to be in Portland November 14th at Helium. Are you serious? I think so. I just saw it on the calendar last night. I go look sometimes. Okay. You should come to Portland the weekend before.

Where are you on the 6th, 7th? I have no idea. Iland the weekend before where are you on the 6th 7th i have no idea i don't even know that i'm where i am on the 14th is that at helium supposed to be at helium remember your lot your lot laugh show got moved oh is that when they moved it to yeah man you're giving me 10 of the door now i mean this is big i think you found huge if true fly to portland the week before and come to dinner with us for my 40th birthday. Sean's 40th birthday celebrating 40. Are you guys going on the weekend? Yeah.

On the 5th, 6th, 7th or something like that. We're doing a dinner and then dot, dot, dot. I don't know. Bowling, billiards, bouillon. Ooh. Brisket, booters. Booters, biscuit. Let's kick it off. I could do that. But also maybe Booters. Booters biscuit. Let's kick it off.

I could do that. But also maybe the 14th. Yeah. More likely for Sean's birthday, but who knows? Maybe the 14th is what we're going to get the Bechamel Brisket Burger at Booters. I heard that's served on a biscuit. It's on a biscuit. The Bechamel Brisket Burger on a biscuit at Booter's. Yeah.

What do you know? November 14th. Look at that. David Borey is a Los Angeles-based stand-up comic. All right. Well, I will be in Portland. My calendar's... I've really wreaked havoc on my calendar.

Also, there will be no epic specials. Sorry, guys. And that's it for now. That's a will be no epic specials. Sorry, guys. And that's it for now. That's a good amount of stuff. I'll check and see if David's got anything else coming up that he doesn't know about. And then I'll let you know. I probably do.

I'll tell you what's epic. Unions, dude. That's what's epic. Hell yeah. Yes, sir. Katie Nolan's here. Katie Nolan on Twitter. Naty Colon on the social media app known as Instagram. Now, what she did there for everyone sitting at home, she took the K from her first name and the N from her last name. Don't explain it.

She flipped them. You get it. You get it. If you don't get it, keep scrolling. That's my theory. I didn't get it. A lot of people are sitting at home. A lot of people are sitting at home listening to this so excited so excited katie

nolan's back ready to dive into the topic where does it start with jay and then they hear nady colon and then they spend the next hour and a half like what it's a good that's a good point the fuck it lost at sea they think you're a reggae guy. Unmoored. Nazi Kola. Nazi Kola. Are we allowed to do a Jamaican accent, Sean? I don't know.

That's why I paused. I did it and then I went, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I bet not. But you don't mind the RZA. The Jamaican is where you draw the line. Well, I'm just not good at the Jamaican. I'm good at RZA. I'm not good at the Jamaican accent. So that's what's going on. Sean and I didn't do a Jamaican accent. We draw the line. Well, I'm just not good at the Jamaican. I'm good at RZA. I'm not good at the Jamaican accent.

So that's what's going on. Sean and I didn't do a Jamaican accent. We did a bad Irish accent. Just for everyone listening at home, we're not good at it. That's right. You're not Chet Hayes. Neety colon. Top of the morning to you. Yeah, that's very Irish.

Neety colon. I never noticed the similarities. Oh, yeah? Oh, man, yeah. I'm stupid, so that's not surprising. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. You've been in the lab with a pen and a pad trying to get this damn label off.

Yeah. I ain't having that. This is the millennium of aftermath? Mm-hmm. It doesn't matter. He kind of... My sweet baby boy, Dan Soder, is going to be... When does this run?

21st. Okay. Then this is... He's going to be at American Comedy Company in San Diego the 21st through the 23rd. Those are my dates. Hey, go see him. When are you going to come to the West Coast? I don't know.

I don't know. Come to the West Coast. We just found a place to board Myrtle that seems sick and awesome. They take the dogs to the beach and run them around and yada yada. So it looks like a real dog community. So I finally feel comfortable leaving her because I've only ever heard horror stories about people leaving their dogs places yeah and so now i'm like okay that means i'm not tethered to the house which means i can go somewhere so i'm starting to think about leaving is the closest i am to answering your come to portland the first weekend

in december with dan is that where he's gonna be yeah oh okay i'm just telling other people's dates who are gonna be in port in Portland on this episode. There's a December 2nd through Saturday, December 4th at Helium in Portland. Yeah. Next week is Bruce Bruce. So if you're into Bruce Bruce, go see Bruce Bruce. If you're a Bruce Bruce fan, go see Bruce Bruce at Helium Comedy Club the week after Dan Soder to see Bruce Bruce. Who's Bruce Bruce?

Don't stop. What? Are you stop. What? Are you serious? Me? You would know him if you saw him. Yeah, he's awesome. You would know him. I just didn't know.

It just made me think of Gus Gus, which is my favorite line in that, what's that, Cinderella? Gus Gus, that little mouse who talks like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so anyway, that's those are that's me katie nolan katie nolan and listen to her on all fantasy everything explore the entire catalog there's a lot now it's deep it is deep the collection trying to talk less this episode somebody told me to talk too much they weren't wrong but i'm gonna try to talk too much because i look i and i explained to them i don't interact with anybody on a daily

basis i'm alone most of the time so when i'm with my three pals having a goof i just want to get all the laughs i'm collecting all the laughter that i can to make a laughter quilt every word of tragic andy nolan bless you bless your heart was there somebody on the internet yeah oh yeah you can't somebody on the internet those are my people like i that's that's where i live it was scotty pippen though so it wasn't just somebody on the internet right right right yeah he's just mad because sean made out with larissa damn she's made out with a lot of people and more power to her i guess why you got it why do you have to take me down immediately that's not take you down that would be if if you had made out with larissa pippin i would have told everybody all the time yeah but then katie goes she makes out with a lot of people am i wrong i'm

special oh it might be special because i made out with her i think it is you're adding an s i think you're giving her an s he made out with larissa pippin who's married to the pippins from uh from the hobbit dude she's a hobbit taxes they're not related her name's married to the Pippens from The Hobbit, dude. She's a hobbit. She does taxes. They're not related. Her name just happens to be Pippen. You would actually, if you saw the Venn diagram of the Sean Jordan future makeout sessions, it would be way different than you think.

Startling. That's all I'm going to say. Wait, future makeout sessions, like when he was younger, the things he was hoping to- No, the rapper Future. The guy Future. Basically, Sean has a made out with Ciara, and Future has a made out with Laura, and that's the only separation. The only thing that makes it different.

That's the only separation. Wow. It's a big middle part of the Venn diagram. It's basically a circle. There's tiny little slivers on each end. Right. It's like an eclipse. And one of those is Laura, and the other one is Ciara.

A lot of people think Future just mostly has sex with people, but no, he's big into making out. He loves to kiss. Yeah. Well, I's big into making out. He loves to kiss. Well, I'm a Snoopy little devil that loves to kiss. That's me. Snoopy little devil that loves to kiss. He's a hoochie for some smoochies. I get it. Put those booty shorts on him and go to work.

He's a hoochie for some smoochies. He's a hoochie smoochie. Future should put out a whole album about how much he likes kissing. Future kisses. Yeah, I don't think he does either, though. Call it Jeff Bezos. Oh!

Come on. This is hot content. I'm Ian Carmel. I'm Ian Carmel on Twitter. I'm Ian Carmel on Instagram. I'm Ian Carmel on Jewish. I was at a crazy party last night. I was at a crazy party last night. I was at a crazy party.

Yeah. I went to, I think I got the joint birthday party. They had Pepsi and Coke. They had a sheet cake and they had Rice Krispie Treats. Damn, was there a bounce house? There was a bounce castle in the distance. But did they have a meat cake? Because Booters has all your meat cake needs.

Yeah. That's right. Located conveniently on Venison Beach. Tom, a meat cute with our meat cake. What was this party that you were at? It was a joint birthday party of the executive producer of The Late Late Show, Ben Winston, and Maverick Carter, who are friends. Was Adele there?

Adele was not there. But LeBron James was there. That counts. He's my Adele. Yeah. Did you get him to make you a drink? LeBron James? What?

I did. Wait, what? LeBron made you a drink? Yes. Yeah. I did. Wait, what? LeBron made you a drink? Yes. Well, he asked us what we wanted, and I said nothing. But then my friend said, yeah, yeah, we'll do a couple of vodka cranberries. And I was like, I don't think he really wanted to get us drinks.

And then he turned around to somebody else and was like, can I get a couple of vodka cranberries? But it was very embarrassing. If I were LeBron, I'd be into making people, getting people drinks because you have huge hands so you can just be like, look how many drinks I can hold. Yes, he brought them over holding all three at once and he held them out

and I'm like, I don't, it's like when a waitress puts out the tray and you're like, which one do I take off? I don't want to knock the other ones off.

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to disrupt the balance. Yeah. He trained, he's trained that scenario. Yeah, I made eye contact and said,

thank you, LeBron. It was very uncomfortable. Is that what he likes to be called? I don't know. I've never met him, and he was getting me. I was like, I should be doing this. I should be doing this. Let me do this.

You guys know his name is LeBronj Ames? LeBronj Ames. It's LeBronj. Don't forget about LeVar, Bavar Law, LeVar. LeVar. LeVar. What was it? I don't remember.

No, LeVar. What was it? I couldn't have been LeVar. But I don't remember. How do I not remember my own incredible. It wasn't LeVar. It wasn't LeVar. LeVar.

LeVar. Was it LeVar? It wasn't LeVar. It wasn't LeVar. LaBarba. LaBarba all? Was it LaBarba? It wasn't LaBarba. It wasn't LaBarba. Was it LaBasket? No. No, that was me. He changed his last name to be Ball.

Maybe it was Bavar Law. It could have been Bavar Law. It doesn't matter. Let's move on. Someone who remembers our podcast better than we do, remind us on Twitter. That's twitter.com or Instagram. Tag David in it. You don't have to tell them.

They'll do it. Bavarlo. Let us know what we said. Didn't you have a Kevin Durant one, too? Kev Underpants. Kev Underpants. Yeah. I'll never die.

I'll never forget that. Still hitting. Kev Underpants. It's my 9-11. Never forget, dude. It's my second 9-11 i guess never forget yeah there's the one already because there's the one and then there's everyone has a second everyone has a second one uh fucking watch the late late show dude will do watch it bro will do watch it on Dude, there's a commercial for, so much for talking less,

there's a commercial for a late night show hosted by literal toddlers that keeps running when I stream something on Peacock. It's like, you know, you get the same commercials over and over. And it's this, it's Jimmy Fallon, but he's just there for the commercial to be like, it's Jimmy Fallon's Tonight

Show for Kids. And they're like, it's the first late night show for kids by kids and it feels like it's personally attacking me I know that it's not but watching a toddler do the thing you want to do with your life on TV is very depressing I was like, I can't compete with a child

That's how I felt watching the puppy bowl Oh yeah, man It's like I tried so hard at football and these dogs are just out here That one fumbled, how i felt watching the puppy bowl oh yeah man it's like i tried so hard at football and these dogs are just out here that one fumbled how do you make the team you're just giving it to dogs you're telling me my job's so easy a kid can do it and yet i can't it hurts david would would you be a line barker if you were in the puppy bowl oh what about a what about a quarter bark even better what about a quarter even better Even better. What about a quarter bark?

Even better. What about running bark? Killing it, dude. What about a free safety bark? No, probably a defensive bark, though. Yeah, defensive bark. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So you went to a party with LeBron. What else did you... Was there weed? Okay, narc. What? Why do you hold your chest out like that? Do you have a microphone? That's you.

You're doing that. Who are you asking on behalf of? Did you purchase any illicit substances? What were the narcotics involved in this party? Describe them. Color, weight, scent. Moving on. illicit substances what were the narcotics involved in this party describe them color scent just for my just i'm just i'm asking normal party questions what's your usual first party question it was a voter registration party everyone was just registering to vote and then future came out and kissed everybody oh yeah yeah there were some smoochy hoochies he he let you guys listen

to the album by kissing everyone. By kissing everybody. And it was catered by booters, and it was amazing. Was Ciara dating Future when she did Future Sex... Wait, no, that was Justin Timberlake. Or was that Ciara, Future Sex Love Sound? That was Justin Timberlake. Damn it. But he was dating Future.

She did Love and Sex and Magic. That's what I'm thinking of. No, you're thinking of Blood Sugar Sex Magic, which was the Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, I'm definitely never thinking of that. Crip sugar sex magic, if we're being. I kind of like that love and sex and magic song. It wasn't

bad. It sounded like he was magic. It sounds like he's saying love and sexy magic, which I like better. Ooh, sexy magic. Who doesn't love? Isn't all magic sexy, though? Where's my finger? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's nice. That's good good i don't think chris angel's magic is sexy if somebody else was doing it it'd be sexy but i don't think you don't

think chris angel's sexy dude i don't think he's sexy i don't think he's sexy either you guys love chris angel yeah you guys don't think chris angel's sexy because no no he's like the pickup artist he's like guess what the pickup artist. He's like the hero. And guess what? The pickup artist picks up, dude. Mystery. So you guys are going to act like fucking Chris Gaines is sexy, but Chris Angel isn't? They're the same guy. I didn't say Chris Angel. I didn't say Chris Gaines was sexy.

I said I like him. You're lying. You didn't say it, but you think he's sexy. Guys, Chris Angel always looks wet. That's the sexiest thing on earth. He looks wet all the time he drips he's wearing belts that aren't holding up anything anything at all with studs on him yeah dude no i'm not on him and studs in him oh he's got a headshot with a cat i don't like any of this

no idea what this guy looks like i haven't seen him no you better google him he does look like chris gaines though oh fuck dude i mean i'm i shouldn't look at this with other people looking at me you know this is the kind of content i usually cover my webcam for yeah okay you don't mind freak yourself with that look that haircut i've never seen him looking like he owns a bagel store in long island look at that i don't even know what to make of that statement is that is that is that are you into that or not good yeah of course i'm into that shout out bagel town 11 town greatest bagel bagels ever i feel like this is just a specific dude that you're talking about who works no he just looks like he looks like he makes his own mozzarella but then not here he's got anarchy necklaces and a and a cross oh he'll give you

different looks maybe that a is just his logo yo that poster it says chris angel raw the mind freak unplugged that's the most intense thing i've ever seen that is invasive chris angel raw mind freak unplugged that's a lot hey you guys want to come over tonight? Oh, no. We're going to watch Criss Angel Raw, the Mind Freak Unplugged. Whoa, Unplugged? He went acoustic? Last week, we didn't watch it unplugged, so I figured we'd run it back.

I feel like if you say Criss Angel Raw, the Mind Freak Unplugged, you might get someone pregnant. Oh, if you say it three times into a mirror, you're all of a sudden wearing a chain wallet. You're not staying unplugged for long. You know what I'm saying? The word raw that does it to me.

The word raw that close to unplugged is like, that's a... It's a marketing nightmare. Yeah. Stayed at the old leave it in. Got him pregnant. Oh, God. You should see the poster. Do you say that?

I really don't like it. Do you say that? Stayed at the old leave it in? Got ourselves a night at the old leave it in. Oh, man. Stop. Stop. Christ.

I feel that. I don't like the way that feels. I'm liking it. Comedically, I love it. But personally, I hate it. Yeah. Exactly. This is so funny, though.

That is so funny. The old leave it in. What are we drafting? Mind you. We're gathered here today not only to fucking stay at the leave it in for a night but also i have to veto this as the only woman in a group of three men the four of us are not staying at the leave it in katie nolan's creamy clam is checked into the old leave it in oh yeah i'm sweating my palms are clammy now

pop to molly i'm sweating uh to draft words that start with a j words that start with a j a katie nolan uh one of many selections forwarded to us by katie nolan i still think parts of a bathrobe could have worked. I told Laura that list and she was laughing so she's like, parts of a bathrobe? Yeah, I was high as hell. They were jokes. I mean, career options clearly was a hilarious bit. Things we love about

my dog specifically. Yeah, no, they're all dank. This is a depressed mind trying to come up with things, categories that have things in them. Oh, so you mean comedy? Chris Angel's a depressed mind freak. Yeah, basically.

Oh, can we do Chris Angel specials next time? No. Yeah. Yes. So that we all have to watch them in the meantime. That's just Spank Bank. You already have him online. He's not sexy.

This isn't sick. I'm fine. I like magic. Look, let him get a little weird. Let him light something on fire. I didn't stop him. He went ahead and got weird. I had nothing to do with it. on my he's not sexy this isn't fine what i like i like magic let him get a little weird let him you know light something on fire he went ahead and got weird i had nothing to do let him put a knife around me kind of in a magical way whatever dude just live a little that's so different than how i think god what are you just a knife around me in a magical way whatever no i trust him i

trust him if he hurts me, he's a bad magician. His career's over. So let him pretend it's going to stab me and then, whoa, it doesn't.

That's the difference. I inherently do not trust anything about this man. Not one thing. Yeah. Me neither. It's a good thing his name doesn't start with a J.

He'd be my first pick. Ah. Well, we're going to find out who gets the first pick with a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you and we throw on shoot.

If his name was Jizz Angel. Jizz Angel, the Jizz Freak, dude. Jizz Freak. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Whoa. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh. Oh, no.

Damn it. Sean Jordan. Back door. A Sean no. Damn it. Sean Jordan. Back door. A Sean Jordan victory. Tight. I keep meaning to study the psychology of rock, paper, scissors because it's been figured out how you're supposed to do it to win every time, but that would make me a dork. Yeah, not a three-way, though.

Just close your eyes, grip it, and rip it, man. Hell yeah. Sean Jordan, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's wrap-up for each other over money that is reserved in the draft. And what is that? That's a great question. How'd you even hear that? I just watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the other day.

Early. When Chevy Chase is putting it. I watch it. The beginning of October, to me, is the start of Christmas season. That's wild. Hold on. Let me take off the mic cover. Early.

Early. You skipped spooky season? Yeah, he skipped take off the mic cover. Early. You skipped spooky season? Yeah, he skipped it. You can't do spooky and Christmas at the same time unless you're Tim Burton. What happened to Randy Quaid is kind of spooky. Kind of? The spookiest.

So that's how the draft works. So basically if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Sean, with that in mind, what will the order of today's draft be? You didn't even get to the... Katie. I'm letting it slide.

Sorry. David's first. Whoa. I'm second. What? Katie's third. Ian's fourth. Hot corner.

Again. I did what I didn't want to do. I had an order, and I just did the opposite, kind of. So that's fun. I mean... Sick. Played a little game with myself, you know? Yeah, this is this is good it's going well you're a real mind freak dog you ordered up the dry rub yourself i get it i rub i just want to see the shorts again man i got a lot they're like you already have so many uneaten items on your table i was like yeah

but i want more brisket because i want the shorts back at my table so booters we got the bump in the front and the back i'm picturing all the waiters wearing heelys too what yeah of course it's boner bump tuesdays at booters do you guys think that there was a moment where heelys could have taken off in a direct different direction they did heelys are harder than you think that they are to use they're it's not easy usher used heelys in a video and it was like if they put them on usher they were forgetting pussy. It's not easy. Also, Usher used Heelys in a video, and it was like, if they put them on Usher, they were forgetting pussy. Usher's in a different world.

Right? Yeah, he hit on Chili when he was like 15. Yeah. But I'm saying Usher was wearing Heelys. Like, there was a time it could have been, we could have been wearing vintage Heelys now. Yeah, it could have gone different. It feels to me like Skechers.

Ooh, yeah. Never really caught on. Skechers caught on? There's a Skechers Never really caught on Skechers caught on? There's a Skechers store in Times Square Yeah I know but they didn't catch on in terms of like being cool They just Exactly You're not wearing Skechers now

Remember when Kim Kardashian made those Skechers that make your butt bigger or whatever? They did make your butt bigger They didn't And I was part of a class action lawsuit And that's you used the money you won from that to start booters. Booters. I saw some shape ups in the wild not three days ago on the streets. They're like round.

You like roll your way through. Yeah. Feels like a dangerous game. That's boner bump Tuesdays at booters. Half off drinks. Those are drinks that are delivered by a waiter with his bottom half exposed. That's right. Half-off drinks.

Like a big hockey jersey on top and nothing. Yes. Nothing but air on the bottom. God, this is really exactly my wheelhouse. Donald Duck in it? Hot dude Donald Duck in it is your wheelhouse? Yeah, in a hockey sweater. A hockey sweater?

Yeah. Don't try to church it up. That's what it is. Donald Duck in a Tampa Bay Lightning hockey sweater. No, no, no. It's got to be, I don't know. I feel like it's giving me Blackhawk energy. Oh, you want an original six when you see his original six?

Yeah, give me like a, yeah. You know what? Give me a guy in a Nordiques jersey. Bottom half exposed or just make it more meta and do a Mighty Ducks. Let me tell you, it's bottomless Wednesdays here at

Booters and we don't sell mimosas. And then stop by on Thursday for a boner bump and a ball bulge. Come sail away with our boner busting beat. The bitch that never dies. The topic today is words that start with a J.

It's a silly one. It might be good. It might suck, but it might be good. It might suck, but we'll see. You're setting the tone here with the first pick. David Moore, you have the first pick, and we're going to get to that first pick right after this original sex break. Welcome back to All Friends of Everything, the only

podcast that has ever existed. This is it. Motherfucker, this is it. And also Noble Blood by my fiance, Dana Schwartz. Check it out. Yeah. Friggin' check it out. It's great. It's great. She's got way listeners than us, way more listeners than us. She doesn't need our help, but check it out.

Noble Blood, Dana Schwartz. But that's it those are the only two david boy you have the first pick in the words that start with j all fantasy everything draft what will that first pick so here here's the hard thing right is it am i picking the word because i like this what is it what is it wed Wednesday of booters? Yeah. You talking about my rock hard boner? Here's the thing. The boner's over the meat too, by the way. It's not.

I get a boner from the food, bro. Oh, we're picturing it. Yeah, we see it. No, it's wet meat. Yeah. I think it's words that you like to say. That's what I'm kind of. I think.

But you can also interpret it however you want. It can be a word you use a lot. That's like a word that you couldn't live without. I don't know. Is it all forms of the word? Anything that starts with J is how I tell it. But if I pick this, do I get the past tense? Yes.

And you get the adjective. Okay. Nobody else can also take those. That would be weird okay the number one off the board i'm taking juice i love juicy i love juice i say i love saying i don't have the juice for it i love saying the juice ain't worth the squeeze i just like i say juice oh man when i was a big oj simpson oj simpson fan that's what i was gonna say the oj juicers you can play baseball and football.

Well, you like the malt liquor, too. The juice. The juice is O-J-O-O-S-E. Yeah. OJ the Juice Man. OJ the... Oh! Yeah, man.

There's a lot of... I just find myself... When I worked in the casino, they called money juice. Yeah. Nice. That's fun. Oh, it was so fun. Isn't that like your line of credit or whatever

like the or the juice that's ah what am i saying like you pay you pay two dollars juice to the to the table there's a bookie so if you take a loan from like a bookie they say the juice is whatever the juice is the pay to play but anyways the juice is loose juicy i just wouldn't it was all a dream i wouldn't be anywhere without juice. You know what I mean? And I say it all the time. Wow, he admitted it. I also love the Jews, which is... Quit saying words.

Sounds. I thought it was sounds. Thank you, but whoa. Honestly, I understand. I just wanted that on the record. I like how we all... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you don't. No, you don't. You can't say that here.

Careful. Controversial opinion. Keep that to yourself. That's not what those protocols you published said. Hey, hey. I'm not on Twitter anymore. Your manifesto begs to differ, my friend. Yeah, did I get kicked off?

Did I get off? Either way, I'm not there. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah juice that's my number one pick i don't have to say anything else about it what's your favorite kind of juice like to drink yeah oh man it's like favorite yeah i love a good orange pineapple yeah oh yeah orange pineapple you say yeah that's got that's you know got flair to it that's a menage a juice yeah why isn't there strawberry juice you're asking the wrong guy it's a good question same thing with like blueberry juice strawberry juice man maybe it sucks it's not a wet enough fruit yeah i think that might be part of it maybe

it does suck i like apple juice a lot. I love a good apple juice. But grape juice, if you haven't had it in a while. Grape juice tastes like there's alcohol in it to me all the time. Yeah, I know. Wine should taste more like grape juice. Grape juice is so good. I made some wine out of grape juice a few months ago.

You did? Yeah, I didn't tell you about that. I made like four wines. I told you about it. You made wine? Yeah, I made like four different kinds in your bathtub no you did no that's what david calls crying he says i made wine i made a couple wines i made wine in the bathroom i got broken up with and i made wine nah man yeah we made a bit my friend's house okay awesome but anyways i was gonna say the white grape was very good oh yeah white grape

juice and siroc delicious there it is there it is rick ross over here man that's that's the food or tuesdays did bring you a drink he did because wasn't siroc made out of grapes i just remember it only ever tasting good with white grape juice. Oh, is it? Is it a vodka made out of grapes? I don't know. I don't want to be that guy, but Ciroc is not. It's not good.

Yeah, I'm too old. I haven't had this in years. This was back when I was bartending. Okay. Ciroc, boys. Sean Jordan, come for your first pick. Was it me? I thought I picked Kitty.

Sorry, distilled from fine French grapes. No, you picked you. Okay. Are you on the Ciroc boys. Sean Jordan, time for your first pick. Was it me? I thought I picked Kitty. Sorry, distilled from fine French grapes. No, you picked you. Are you on the Ciroc website? Yeah, I just Googled it. My first J word... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not going to be a hard J. I am going to pick

Jerry Maguire that's a proper noun that is a proper noun look I'm trying to encourage your picks because I've been told we're too mean when you make picks but I can't allow Jerry Maguire it starts with a J you can't take the Maguire

it's not a word a name is not a word yes it is a name is not a word Yes it is Jerry is not in the dictionary A name is not a word? No No What?

I could look at the screenshot Maybe you could take Jerry But you definitely can't take Jerry Maguire Why? I'm looking at the screenshot right now Of what this I just watched Jerry Maguire On an airplane

I would even have a hard time allowing Jerry What a weird pick that would be To pick With your first pick overall you take jerry that would be wild to me jerry words it's all right fine jello that means you found out you were wrong yeah no but i'm not gonna go through this i'm not gonna put up a fight for jerry mcguire because i don't he's not the hill i want to die on no that's you're not gonna put up a fight for Jerry Maguire because I don't he's not the hill I want to die on. No, that's not going to put up a fight for Jerry Maguire. Not yet. I might in the fifth round.

You're going to get it back. Yeah, I might. You're the dude at the fucking agency who doesn't stand up when he leaves. You're not Renee Zellweger. You're not Jerry Maguire. You're not even the fish, dude. The Internet says that names are words. So you can draft Jerry. Of course they're words. Stop saying that because what you're saying is I'm dumb and I'm not dumb.

I'm overthinking it. All three of you just called me dumb by saying Jerry Maguire's is a word. It's a terrible pick. It's two words. That has to be universally agreed upon. You can't draft a sentence that had the first word is just keep swimming. I'm going to draft just keep swimming. I'm going to take juice as a delicious drink.

You're watching the wrong movie. Golly, off to a bang. No, Jell-O. I'm picking to draft. Just keep swimming. I'm going to take juice as a delicious drink. You're watching the wrong movie. Golly, off to a bang. No, Jell-O. I'm picking Jell-O. All right. Jell-O. Jell-O. Okay, stop yelling at us.

Jell-O. Tell us more about Jell-O and what it means to you. It's dank. My mom, every Easter, would make Jell-O eggs, and I love them. What? Yeah, they're like an egg mold that you just fill with Jell-O. Oh, they're Jell-O eggs. And then you just get an egg mold that you just fill with Jell-O. And then you just get like an egg-shaped thick part of Jell-O. Oh, I was thinking like scrambled eggs made with Jell-O.

I love a Jell-O shot. Take me to the high dive on Hawthorne and 12th. You love a Jell-O shot? Love a Jell-O shot. They are delicious. I've been known to buy like 30 there. I feel like I never catch a buzz drinking Jell-O shots. Oh, you catch it all at once, dude.

That must be it. The night we were with Cassandre Teague's, we definitely. It's like an edible. It's like an alcohol edible. Yeah. But the night we were with Cassandre Teague's, we also had like 30 beers. That's a great name. Cassandre Teague's?

Oh, it's not his real name. It's a fake name from Ballers. It's his name from Ballers. I shot a show with the guy from Ballers, and then me, him, and Sean got wasted. We still got to have him on. He's great. By the way, Big Brisket and Ballers Tuesdays at Booters.

Make sure you stop by. We're re-watching Ballers every Tuesday. Elizabeth Warren will be there. Yeah. Elizabeth Warren will be there. Yeah. She loves Booters. She just doesn't like to say that publicly.

Just to clarify, Big Brisket is our house DJ. Yes. On the ones and the twos oh big brisket on the ones and twos oh big brisket oh big brisket yeah man jello i like jello it's always good all right i haven't had jello to be fair i haven't made jello in years i can't remember the last time i made jell-O. You should make it with some sparkling grape juice and some Ciroc. Damn, girl. Now you're singing my tune. That's, come on.

I got a birthday coming up. Maybe I'll treat myself. You should treat us all to Jell-O. That's right. Jell-O's on me. Everybody come to Portland. I got some Jell-O. I'll have, I'll have.

Hey, come over. I'm making Jell-O. You guys want to come over to a dinner party dinner's jello sean when you move into your new house you have to go greet the neighbors like that hey come over i'm making jello tonight i'll make sure it's raining and then i'll just bring a bowl of jello to eat everybody's house and just give them each like a little square cold weather jello is off rained on cloudy jello wet jello have you ever Jell-O where they make it with like cream? Yeah.

Hospital Jell-O. Creamy Jell-O? No. That's the hospital shit. Wait, what? Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, they always got it at the hospital in little cups.

It's like two layer Jell-O. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. That is awesome. I released several albums under the name Creamy Jell-O. I thought Creamy Jell-O was pudding. Several albums. That is an amateur's take. that's a common mistake yeah common jerry mcguire jerry mcguire tell me you tell me you're not a fucking jello head without telling me you're not a jello head

i thought it was pudding okay okay boomer i've never said that out loud it felt it felt I didn't like it it worked did it work yeah

Katie's for those of you Katie is weeping right now she just got dunked on so fucking hard she's drinking some wine you know what I'm talking about my ankles are broken

drinking some wine in the tub she has to join the French basketball team and let Vince Carter jump over at this point that's how hard she got dunked on. And never fulfill her contract for the New York Knicks. Jello, dude.

Also, you can answer the phone. Jello. So there's another use. Also, you're a big Cosby guy. Stop. Being so charming. I mean, we got juice with the first pick. That's not what I meant by that.

Cosby with the second pick. You are just changing what the picks are right now. This is an unsafe environment for me. You can't say Cosby with the second pick. I feel like. The second pick was Jerry Maguire, but then you all ganged up on me and I couldn't do it. So I picked Jello. Not much better.

That's not true. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know, I know. It's not true. Can I just take my pick? Let's not get anyone taken off a cake list Katie Nolan with a third pick I'm between two words

that essentially mean the same thing but if I take one I know the other one stays on the board and I can't tell which one's the better word but I had one in my mind and i asked dan which of the two is better and he agreed with me and so we're gonna go with um jamboree is my first pick that's a good one because it starts one way and then it ends another yeah it's like it's hard to say like jamboree you're never gonna get invited to a jamboree and say no even if you're a person

that turns down most things just because it's a jamboree is yeah what's at a jamboree what do we what do we i don't know whatever you whatever you dream activities yeah uh uh uh uh oh sure all right couldn't you describe anything uh what's gonna be there activities like almost anything no i mean i want to go but just are there going to be activities or not? Like if I go to a football game, there's not going to be activities. Yeah, there are footballs and activities. I know, but I'm not, I'm saying, you know what I mean? I know what you mean though.

Cornhole. Yeah. Sure. Jamboree can be, you can have a backyard jamboree. David, what do you picture? Oh, I just, it's like the word goes two ways. At first I'm like, I guess I'll get some toast. No, wait, it's a party.

It is also a basketball tournament. They used to use that. It was like, come to the, I think they just got sick of saying invitational. So they were like, no, this one's a jamboree, dude. A lot of people don't realize the video game, it's short for NBA jamboree. NBA jamboree. Yes. Well, every year David has a one-man dunk contest,

and he calls it a Jamboree. Nice. Yeah. I was trying to get a joke out where it's got the French pronunciation of David Borey's last name in it. Sean beat me to it. Okay. And now I don't know what.

Those are different jokes. But they play on the same thing, and now I don't know what to do with myself. Jamboree's a good one. I feel like I haven't been to a jamboree in a while. One of my favorite Naughty by Nature songs. Ooh. Not because I hate you.

Sean, maybe we should have a jamboree for your 40th. Ooh. 40th birthday jamboree. Let's get it. Let's have a jamboree at Jimboree. Yeah, jamboree. With Jim Belushi. A Jim Belushi jamboree. A Jim have a jamboree at jamboree yeah jamboree with jimbalooshie a jambaloo she jamboree a jambaloo she jamboree no no no i'm trying to stop all that stuff

jambaloo she jamboree la la la la come on let's do it dude it's good okay time for my i don't need much selling on that i'd love to have a jamboree time for my first pick oh damn you know i jam jam time for my first book what's it gonna be don't make me pick it if you don't i'm good what i what do you i don't know what you're referring to all right i'm gonna get seasonal with my first pick oh i'm gonna get seasonal with my first pick it's it's october it's kate tober and it's also october and i'm i led off the podcast with it now i'm bringing it back around i'm taking jack and lantern oh yeah wait wait wait wait wait yeah hyphenated hyphenated hyphenated it's hyphenated okay i do feel like if we're letting you get jack o'lantern though we should let him get jerry

mcguire if jerry mcguire had a hyphen in it i'd be fucking i'd be i'd be ready to play ball Okay, I do feel like if we're letting you get Jack-O-Lantern, though, we should let him get Jerry Maguire. If Jerry Maguire had a hyphen in it, I'd be ready to play ball. What if he was Jerry Maguire Griggs or something? I don't know. Jack-O-Lantern's got, count them up, two hyphens in it. Yeah, double hyph. Jack-O-Lantern. It's hyphy.

I get it, but I'm going to say, I feel like then we should give him Jerry Maguire, but we're past it. What do you want to do? Go back and redo the kick? We can't go back. I understand. Are we just doing full sentences? I don't think full sentences, but like Jack-o'-lantern. I disagree, but it's not my podcast. It's hyphenated. It's one word.

But it's got two other things. Yeah, that's right. I'm sorry I took Deion Sanders with my first pick. I'm sorry I got Bo Jackson, dude. I'm sorry, all right? He was on the board. I'm sorry I got Alan Houston to a lesser degree. Sure.

Hey, good free throws, remember? I'm sorry I got Charlie Ward, dude. He was a two-sport athlete, right? I'm sorry I got Charlie Ward, dude. He was a two-sport athlete, right? I'm sorry I got John Elway. I'm sorry I got Danny Ainge. Kyler Murray. I'm sorry I got Kyler Murray with my first pick, dude. You're not sorry about that.

My buddy Frat, every time he sees an Elway's at the Denver airport, he'll walk up and ask the server if Mr. Elway is in the building. He'll walk up and he'll go, excuse me, is Mr. Elway in the building? What if he was? He's just the night manager. He's like, what do you want? Also, I hear Shanahan's is the better steakhouse. Anyways. Jack-O-Lantern.

Jack-O-Lantern. I enjoy carving up a pumpy. It's a thing I love doing. Are you going to carve him today? We might carve them today. That sounds like something he said in Gangs of New York where you're like, I don't know. I don't like taking all the shit out of a pumpkin, man.

I hate it. You don't like the guts? You don't like taking the guts out? It's so gross to me. I don't like the sound. I don't like the feeling. Happy Gilmore when she's like, I want to get in a big pool of noodles.

That's how I feel when I reach into a pumpkin. I'm like, oh, I shouldn't be in here. I shouldn't be in here. I shouldn't be surrounded by food like this. I'm not supposed to be here. This feels like risque. I'll get you, get you. Nobody's supposed to be here.

Yeah, I love scooping guts. I love carving puppies and scooping guts. Scooping guts mean slapping butts come on down to booters we have it all if carving puppies and scooping guts is a crime send me to jail all right that's all i'll say i mean that's that's how that's how they got capone fucking love it yeah I love Halloween it's up there with my favorite holidays if not my favorite holiday

I love getting spooky I love carving a pumpy I love putting it on the porch I enjoy it making a jack-o-lantern love it putting it on the porch dude that's my first pick Jacques Lantin and my second pick we said it earlier jizz we wouldn't be anywhere without it

jizz or jism jizz which is jism he gets all forms i think before right but i but jism it makes me very uncomfortable i also i'm taking jizzy mcguire from the disney channel that's right i think one of the hame sisters instagram names is jizzy mcguire shout out to her oh really damn yeah jizz i mean there's not too much to say about jizz but none of us would be here without it no yeah we've already talked about it extensively unsung hero enough for me i'm gonna tap out on this when i was talking to dan i'm like give me j words that you like he's like jizz i'm like i'm not gonna draft that he's not gonna draft that he goes you know what i get it yeah i use it i say it i interact with it but i don't want to talk about

it understandable yeah so you guys go ahead and have your little thing. No, I'm done. I'm done talking about it. I always had a jizz. Katie, come for your second pick. Jizzes. I felt like people got robbed of the jizz talk there, but. We've been talking about jizz all day. Oh, yeah. 250 episodes.

Yeah, I don't know. Did you hear that booters thing? It's all basically about jizz. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. I got a baby.

What do you think we talk about? Uh-oh. What do you think you have to say to order the chowder in the bread bowl at buddha saying it was a sex joke that went wrong my pick it's with my second pick uh jizz me up a bad dude that's what you say and they bring you a clam chowder in a bread bowl i'm gonna take i'm gonna i think i'm gonna take janky oh that's a good one yeah i'm gonna take janky. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I'm going to take janky because it's one of those words that before you say it, you hesitate.

Like, is this a bad? Did this come from somewhere bad? And then you Google it and you're like, no, it didn't. It's actually just a free of extremely poor or unreliable quality. Janky. Plus, you love the Mike Epps Ice Cube movie Janky Promoters, right? Yeah. Yes.

I've always been a huge fan of that i've never even heard of that movie but i bet i love it it's crazy that you haven't heard of that it's free on youtube you know yeah is it funny i bet it's hilarious i mean it's next day or a day air funny like what do we yes i think next day is hilarious oh. Mike Epps is in it, dude, so it's probably pretty funny. He's so... And Young Jeezy's in it. That's right. Jeezy's in it? Really? Wait, Next Day Air or Janky Promoters?

Janky Promoters. I've got to watch it. Free on YouTube? Oof. Dank. Well, janky. I think it's a good word to use to describe when something is like, you know, janky. Yeah, kind of janky. It's like a janky. It's just like, yeah, it's just subpar. Like the locks on the doors in the bathroom at Booters.

Yes. A little janky. You got to, oh, I don't want to say other words. You got to mess with them a little, you know? It's a little janky, yeah. Yeah, a little janky. The roost is pretty janky. Yeah, it sure is.

Our favorite part of the roost. And the roost doesn't care. No. I'd say it's fucked up, but. Janky and fucked up are the same thing. Keep talking. I have to pee. I have to pee a lot today.

This is the second time you've peed. I have to pee a lot today. Okay. And then we've just got to carry the weight out here. I mean, pee your pants. Yes. I did pee my pants. I have to go put on different pants now.

I have to go change. Okay. Did I say I have to go put on different pants now. I have to go change. Okay. Did I say I have to pee? I meant change. I peed all over a nice chair that Dana bought, and now I have to throw it over the neighbor's fence. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, I hope you hope I'm happy because I am.

I have to shot put a piss-soaked chair over my neighbor's fence and then come up with an excuse as to why it's gone. Okay? Sorry. And don't look over the fence sorry okay i have to say no that chair was always there you're going senile mrs henderson you pissed on your own chair your dementia is getting worse all right i have to lie to an old woman and my fiancee i'll be right back i was at the skating rink at when i was about eight i want to say it's the only time i've ever peed my pants i was playing mario brothers and i did not want to

let my quarter go to waste so i stood there and consciously peed in my pants at the skating rink wait while you were that is why while i was playing that's commitment you didn't even try to get to the bed i never did that's commitment you didn't even try to get to the bed i never did that was the one time i peed my pants and i did it on purpose and then i did the happy gilmore way before happy gilmore or no billy madison because i went to the bathroom and i just did the same thing opposite that's very funny i just got my all my pants completely soaked so i thought that was my version of like nobody would be able to tell oh i know that's not exactly what they did no that's not that's not right at all well i mean you know how he wetted up his pants

to yeah yeah yeah yeah an illusion but you only did it to yourself the my whole my the entire pair of jeans was soaked with water and i walked out thinking like no one no one will know what happened it's actually soaked with piss he's like oh oh no, that kid's not weird. He just got into the sink. Oh, he doesn't stand out at all. It's funny, I can't remember a time I peed my pants, but I can remember exactly what it feels like to pee your pants. I've peed my pants a bunch of times.

I just can't remember when I did it or in what context. I just remember the feeling of warm, wet denim and you're like, ah. I almost peed my pants like a week ago oh yeah i didn't i didn't but it was like i was at fire on the mountain with some friends i had to pee i didn't plan it out that right and then we went outside and i was talking to my friends as they were leaving and then i had to pee really bad and then when they left i was like oh gosh and you were wearing a romper so you had to like take the whole thing off in order to get to the peeing.

No, I was wearing my... I have shorts that have assorted cash money artists on them. I was wearing those. Or No Limit, excuse me. But those have a button fly, so it takes a real long time to get them down, and then so you peed your pants. No, it's a drawstring. Pop it out the top. Pop it out the top.

Oh, God. I remember in an ad read once, they said whether you're a guy that likes to put it over the fence or through the door or something like that. And I was like, is that a thing, men? Those dudes that tried to put it through the door are bananas to me. Isn't it just like teeth? It's a wild way to live.

Yes, it is. It's a hole surrounded by teeth. Absolutely. It's like reaching into the mouth of a crocodile. I keep it through the door. Once it's out, I'm not putting it back in. It's like driving the wrong way over one of those rental car parking lots. My home has an open door policy.

That's right. I keep it through the door. It's like a friendly neighbor. It's through the door right now. Stay ready. You don't have to get ready. You know what I mean? That's right.

It's like always have it poking out the top like Wilson. That's like not even a realistic way to live. Buck a hat. Yeah, put a little bucket hat on it. Oh, man. I don't know where we are. Janky. Janky.

Sean Jordan, time for your second pick. You took Jell-O. All right. I'm picking a word that I'm trying to go in what i like to say a fun word to say and also something that i am very enthusiastic about something i support something i'm thrilled about something i kind of used to be juggalo wow of course of course this is a wild draft for you but of course this makes perfect sense i had to call i i had to call some audibles because I can't pick any names. Did you have whole sentences on your list? I just had names.

I had some names. I mean, I just did not put that together. So I had some names. You were just drafting people? It's a completely different draft. Not completely. No, it's words that start with J is what I was doing. Some of them were

fake characters like in movies and things if it's a one name if it's a one word name you can take it it's just supposed to be about the words not about the people you know it's supposed to be about words it's a draft about you know this is all coming to life yeah i was just thinking words that start with j i was i was going real simple but anyway you took i was gonna make the list anyways i love juggalos were you a juggalo you weren't a juggalo i don't know what kind of like the this the gauge or whatever like out of 10 i was probably a seven did you have gauges you were you were not a seven dude i don't think you were five no i never like painted my face or anything but i mean i was like you had to be a five or below seven is like you've robbed a convenience store no that's how many jink pairs

of jinkos did you own not to say other words damn it how many if you want to how many anybody killer songs do you know you know what i mean i'm talking i'm talking spinoffs ax murder boys like that's what i'm talking about well right that's what i'm saying i was super into that so i think you know i saw twisted and misery i loved the all the music i loved the culture i just never really did the dressing thing but i mean i definitely loved icp so anyway well i don't know what is the etymology of juggalo where does that come from i should know because i read that book and i can't remember they tell they say it too well it's probably gigolo meets it's a gigolo with big boobs oh hey we're saying it's probably it's probably from no i think gigolo starts with a g yeah like an ugly gigolo i don't know where i don't know like an ugolo it could be an ugly gigolo a. A Jug Jello, dude.

That's a different party I'm having. If you search Juggalo definition, it says people also ask, what is the meaning of Juggalo? What is wrong with Juggalos? I worry that you might have been a Juffalo, Sean, but I don't want that for you. A Juffalo? A Juffalo.

A Juffalo. What's a Juffalo? The fact that you don't know makes me feel like you weren't a real jungle damn so sean took gigolo basically so he's got r kelly and bill cosby on the board damn it but and nick cannon and the cannon and the cannon i'm the least funny comedian that's ever put out a special that's maybe one of the worst specials I've ever seen in my whole life. That stuff he said about Jews was pretty funny. Let's not forget that. That wasn't a special.

That was a mixtape. Yeah. Juggalette is what they would... I don't like that at all. Did they juggle? Did they ever do any juggling? I mean... Well, I think it might come from that.

I mean, because that's like a clown circus thing. Juggling probation and child care is difficult that's fucking so funny i do my best i really want to know where it came from it originated during a 1994 live performance by insane clown posse so they were already having concerts they were huge they are huge they're no but i'm saying they were having concerts when they coined the phrase so it's like they weren't not already famous i figured they came up with the juggalos it's not important i'm a curious person statement right yeah i can do this on my own time no it's interesting What is the Juggalo saying?

Magic, magic ninja what? Whoop, whoop? Close. I was just going to say whoop, whoop, family. They say it like the blood says whoop. When I was buying the Juggalo book in Portland, a dude behind me just goes whoop, whoop, family. Oh, my God.

Really? I was there. David was right next to me. Yeah, that happened. Straight up. It was a guy who probably would not have talked to you had you not been buying that book. No, not at all.

But then he was super cool. And neither of you guys looked like Juggalo. What are the odds that two Juggalos at a bookstore? At Powell's on Hawthorne, that bookstore. I mean, it's worldwide. They have a huge audience, man. That's true. And they're great.

With COVID, they canceled the gathering. The vibe is so good with them. They're all so nice and accepting, unless you're making fun of them. And they're all independent, so you know they're richer than... I'll get the shit out of you, which is dope. I bet you they're richer than other rappers for sure. The jokes are easy, but we love you, Juggalos. I just feel like every show they do is outside.

Yeah, they're being safe. I can't picture them inside Well you should have been in Sioux Falls in 1997 I want to say I've heard that many times actually Yeah a lot of shit went down One thing was the ICP show I'm not the first guy to tell me that

You think this is a delicious duck a la ranch You should have been in Sioux Falls in 1997 2007 whatever year he said The trick is they make it with bagel here Duck a la ranch soda Oh fuck 2007. 2007. Whatever year he said. The trick is they make it with Faygo here. Duck a La Ronge soda. Oh, fuck. That'd be so gross.

Is Faygo good, Sean? No. Okay. It's not. It's so, it's so sugary. It's like a couple sips. It's like drinking hypnotic or something where you're like, okay, but not a whole, a whole drink. A lot of flavors though

yeah they got chocolate chocolate crazy thing about about hypnotic was that people it was cool that when you mixed it with hennessy it turned green but those two flavors did not play well together that tasted so bad incredible hopes were nasty because hennessy hennessy is so strong it's so fruity and then you mix it with fruity oh sorry that's what i'm yeah no hennessy tastes like a leather sweet a leather taste like candy hennessy tastes like what i would imagine if you you know how wood grain looks edible sometimes yeah yeah that's what i would say it tastes like mahogany. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It tastes like a fancy steering wheel. Like turpentine. Like somebody cut up a basketball and served you a bite.

Anyways, jiggle. It's passion fruit. What was hypnotic? Was hypnotic passion fruit? It was blue. Blue. Yeah. We're not asking any other questions.

Okay. David Borey, time for your second and your seared picks. Ha, ha, ha, ha, myself. Maui. your seared picks. Ha ha ha! My son! Maui. I pick Jiggle. Jiggle. Jiggle. It's so funny.

It's so funny. You want it. Sometimes you don't want it. It's always good. It goes down smooth. You ever said you want to go get some Jiggle? No. No.

Oh, God. In what context? You tell me. You going out to eat at Booter's? You going to go get some Jiggle?? You gonna go get some jiggle? You gonna get a little jiggle? Oh, no, Brenda, don't wake up. I'm going out to get some jiggle. I'm gonna get jiggy with it. Yeah, me and Sean

and Ian. No, no, we'll be home late. Should we get some jiggle for the table? I don't want any pot roast. Jiggle for the table. I'm going out to the store. You guys want anything? Yeah, get some jiggle. Oh, no. Jiggle being a plural noun is grossing me out. I love it.

Get some jiggle. Just jiggle like fish. How do you feel about these jiggles? I'm heading out to get some jiggle. Yeah, man. Well, you've been at war for five years. Of course, you go get some jiggle. Yeah, man. Well, you've been at war for five years. Of course. Go get some jiggle.

You deserve some jiggle. You've earned it. Oh, man. Now I can't even. Like jello jigglers. You know what I mean? That was like a sweet treat, but now I can't. That was the day, dude.

Yeah. All they were were like jello cookies, right? That's what a jiggler was? Yeah, it was just jello cut into shapes. That was a real con job. They got me. They got me. Yeah, it worked. Right in their crosshairs with that one. That was a real con job. They got me. They got me. Yeah, it worked.

Right in their crosshairs with that one. I was like, fuck mom. Jigglers, bro. That was Hoodsy Pops for me. I was like, damn, you got it. Vanilla and chocolate in a tiny cup with a wooden spoon? Yes, please. Hoodsy Pops?

That might have been regional. Oh, yeah. I think I learned recently that it was because Dan saw a commercial for Hood Milk and he started laughing at it. And I was like, it's a very popular milk. It's called Hood. It's a company. He'd never heard of it.

What's a Hoodsy Pop? A Hoodsy Pop is a cup of ice cream. Back when they really made ice cream creamy, not the stuff they make now. And it was vanilla, half vanilla, half chocolate. And they would give it to you. Political. Not that bullshit. They're calling it ice cream now.

Well, now they call it like a lot of ice creams. If you look close enough, it says frozen dairy treat. And what that means is that they can't call it ice cream because it doesn't have any cream in it. Yeah. Honestly, if you look close at the label on Sean, that's also what it says. I don't have a label, Dave.

You cut it off? That's illegal. So wait, it's that ice cream and what treat? A hoodie pop? Hoodie pop. It was just ice ice cream it was just vanilla ice cream and chocolate ice cream it was like you'd give it to a kid at like a retreat it was when everybody was together and they'd hand out you know the little juices that look like hand grenades the dessert would be the little ice cream cups the barrel things little little sugar spike are you talking about the ones oh i remember the orange cream little whatever tin foil no those were good.

Hoodsy cups, just Google it. They're a thing. I like to hang out with you guys when I'm hanging out with you guys. I don't want to Google stuff. Okay, well. Hootie pop, hootie pop, hootie pop, hootie pop, hootie pop. Oh, yeah, I've seen this before. Not this exact one, though. I've had the knockoff. Anyways, jiggle.

Jiggle, dude. Yeah. The 18 and over strip club in portland was called jiggles yeah i remember that oh no and it was a juice bar that was the way they could uh get away with it's just all my all my picks yeah it is jiggles and juice oh my god that's what my dog and i's rap group is named jiggles and juice Juice. Jiggles and Juice. Jiggles and Juice. I'll leave it up to you who's who. I'm just kidding. We're actually called Scratch and Sniff. I'm Scratch.

She's Sniff. That's cute. That's cute. I love it. Album drops next year. It is, but it's very violent. Yeah.

She's got a lot to say, you know? And it's, yeah. So anyway, you'll have to just stay tuned. I can't say any more about it. She's basically Ron's cause.

David, time for your third pick. I'm taking Jumbo. Oh. Nice. That's a good one. Jumbo Jiggle Juice? I mean, I. Jumbo Jiggles and juices are all strip clubs.

You just took another strip. Jumbo literally is. You just took another strip club. Listen, the heart wants what it wants. Yeah, baby. Come on, man. The heart wants to make it rain dollar bills in this bitch. Yeah, I just picked what I wanted.

You know what I mean? That's right. I guess Jumbo's is more of a burlesque club. Oh, Jumbo's clown room? More of a clown room than anything. I've never been to Jumbo's. That's where people like to have their birthday parties in LA for some reason. Mine's a little too long at Jumbo's for me. Yeah, I've been to Jumbo's. That's where people like to have their birthday parties in LA. Mine's a little too long at Jumbo's for me.

Yeah, I've been to Jumbo's once. It was a weeknight. That's the key. I went with Malloy for some weird reason. Anyways, I went with Mike Malloy to Jumbo's one time, but now I can't even think about why we were there. We definitely got kicked out. I know that for sure. Oh, no. I haven't been kicked out of a strip club since I was 19. Okay, but Mike Malloy definitely got kicked out. Oh, that could have happened.

No, I don't know. To be fair, if Mike Malloy got kicked out of a strip club, it's because he would like pound on some dude who is creeping on the girls. Yes, 100%. I don't mean he got kicked out for being... I just mean he finds a way to get kicked out of everywhere. Yeah, he's a hoodlum for sure.

But he's a hoodlum for good. He's on the right side of the issues. He's a hoodlum for good. He's a hoodlum for good. He's a goodlum. He's a white knight. We were at the strip club in Sioux Falls and my buddy, we were playing pool

and my buddy smashed the cue on the table because he missed a shot and broke it in half. And the bouncer comes walking over to kick us out and he takes the cue and just pieces it together and holds the broken part the bouncer comes over he's like you guys gotta go and he goes why and then the bouncer just like lightly grabbed the top of the cue and pulled it off he's like because you broke the pool cue we're like all right later all right fair all right we didn't we tried we tried to pull the wool over you guys did a grim pantomime to try to stay but yeah he plays defensive end grim pantomime uh jumbo dude i guess what are your favorite jumbo things eggs you probably

like jumbo shrimp yeah i do like jumbo shrimp that's a that's an oxymoron i just like using it as a word for big just like yeah give me a jumbo one give me a again fooders it's open seven days a week give me a water but like make a jumbo let me get that jumbo water yeah sounds it's such a fun word to say. Jumbo means hello in Swahili. No, it's Jumbo. Oh, Jumbo. I'd love to make it to your birthday party, but I'm recovering from a Jumbo surgery.

Damn, that sounded goofy. You had a goofy surgery. They made my feet bigger. So they could fit into my clown shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the great clowns are getting it. Eh, Jumbo, J yeah it's all the great clowns are getting it all the great clowns are getting it it was like a very serious word like oh we got a we got a pretty jumbo fight i can't i don't think i'm gonna make it jumbo in a serious context is very funny

a lot of people he had a lot of friends in life his funeral was jumbo jumbo line out line down jumbo funeral. Jumbo. Jumbo. Line down the block outside the church. Jumbo funeral. Yeah. That's going to be a jumbo problem. Going through a jumbo divorce.

Jumbo. Sean Jordan, time for your third pick. Jackass. Nice. Very good. Very good pick. I was just watching it the other day that what the big hand gets me every time. Oh, the big hand is great.

Yeah, it's really funny. For like 15 years or however long it's been out when they're like, carry this tray of soup into the office. And it's just that giant hand that smacks them. It is very funny every time. The laughter is so raw and real. But anyway, you know, just saw the jackass, the whole crew. It's dope.

Dana and I were at Disneyland a couple of weeks ago. And who did we run into that by the way it was great but and who did we run into but lance bangs lance bangs no way at disneyland and corinne tucker and child awesome yeah it was awesome right outside the haunted mansion which was a nightmare before christmas theme spooky oh very spooky double spooky is there like a new entrance to the haunted mansion or something none of your business oh shit man i line step sometimes that's for me to know dude that's for me to know yeah man jackass the whole crew they're all skateboarders they're hilarious it's also kind of a fun word to say I'm trying to work that into my jays

right now work that into your jays do that on your own time your webcams on it's not one days at booters you know what I mean what are you in one of the stalls with the door taken off at booters hey guys stop by seanjordan.gov to watch me work into my jays and give you some jiggle You know what I mean? Were you in one of the stalls with the door taken off at Booters? Hey, guys. Stop by SeanJordan.gov to watch me work into my J's and give you some jiggle.

No. Yeah. Hey. .gov? They let you? Yeah. It's a legal thing. I don't know.

I can't do anything about it. It's not the US gov, but it is a gov. It's gov, G-U-V. Yeah. It's for skeezy british guys gov yo check it gov bruv.gov bruv.gov

that worked on me I felt that in my ab are you calling people jackass these days Sean or what it hits though the guys are all jackass it's pretty personal I feel like yeah it's like prick for some reason it feels like it hurts more even though it's actually less hurtful can i tell you this so i may have told this before but when i was eight or nine my dad got a d double and got

arrested and it was at my uncle's wedding and my uncle was on the phone with the judge the night before because it was a small town and they all went to high school together so he's on the phone with the judge and he goes it's my it's my wedding tomorrow you gotta let pat out of jail and i didn't hear the other end of the conversation obviously and then my uncle he just goes you fucking prick and he slams the phone down and then my dad did not get out of jail so to me prick has always been the worst thing you could call someone because in that context i was like bill was searching for words and he landed on prick and that was the maddest i've seen someone be so yeah that's if someone calls me a prick i get very upset yeah but so does jackass i think jackass would hurt oh jackass is up there with prick but you can jackass feels irredeemable

two one syllables you spilled i don't know jackasses could spill on the table it's not like you're a d you're not a prick if you spill your drink accidentally, but you're a jackass, you know? Depends. You're not a jackass if you spill your drink accidentally, are you? No. Kinda, that's a jackass move. You're more of a goofus.

Yeah, I think a jackass is one of those like, no, he's just always like that. He's always been like that. We went to the bar. Jackass to me is like, and this isn't, this isn't a pick because it's not hyphenated so jerk off Jackass is like calling somebody a jerk off to me I don't know

I guess I don't take as much offense to jack off or jerk to jerk ass jiggle jiggle jack yeah jackass Jackass That's a good one

Katie Thanks I'm redeeming myself I'm getting better I'm getting better Janky Oh did you hear my hair ASMR

Yeah I'm sorry It's pronounced ass mister Ass mister I'm gonna take I gotta stick to my plan i'm gonna take juxtaposition it's a good one it's just got so many syllables there's an up and a down and up and a juxtaposition you can really ride that word so juxtaposition that's a wild ride right yeah for sure i don't use it that much but when i do oh am i feeling myself well

the juxtaposition of that yeah it's it's the juxtaposition of the it's jiggly the juxtaposition of mcguire next to jerry disqualified from this draft exactly sure yeah the juxtaposition of your attitude next to this podcast uh disqualified from this draft i I'll scream, dude. It's going to hurt Marissa's ears. You don't think I'll scream? You're an angel. I'm pissed, dude. I miss you every second I'm not with you. Juxtapose. Juxtaposition.

Juxtaposition of this prison cell, dude. Juxtapose was an old art magazine, right? Yeah. No, I think it was Highlights. I think you're thinking of highlights. You know where you find the art of circling the hidden figure. It just speaks to my personality. It's the juxtaposition between

goofus and gallant, dude. Oh, damn, dude. I didn't realize we were getting that deep. I'm taking the mic sleep off again. Ooh, that's raw.'s raw chris angel unplugged mind freak raw chris angel raw mind freak unplugged yeah i like my chris angel raw and my mind freak unplugged hey everybody jam those headphones in we're back here with raw lotion talk oh my god how do i unsubscribe what do i do yo how do i that was awful do i have control

raw lotion talk yo that shit is terrible. We're back with more. That implies I've just been listening to raw lotion talk. Oh, man. Jesus. Oh, boy. We've got two more pumps of raw lotion talk for you. No, stop it! Stop it! All right, everybody, if you're cracked or chafing, put some lotion on it.

Welcome back to raw lotion talk. Chafing! Cracked! Jergens is a J word. Stop! Okay, guys. Stop! This is harassment. Did you say Jergens is a J word? This is harassment. Can I go pee while you guys keep doing whatever this is harassment you say jerkins is a j word this is harassment can i go pee while you

guys keep doing whatever this is oh man it's good motion talk is what it is oh man the juxtaposition of the lotion and the talk is so raw oh it makes my body undulate oh man who's up i have no idea i think it's my turn dude she took juxtaposition oh yeah okay but i'm not gonna go while katie's in the bathroom no i feel you yeah i had a lot of names on here i'm not gonna lie i'm looking i'm like most of these are names. I love that it was a lot of names. Yeah. And a couple things that were two words that aren't names,

but now I'm realizing I can't take a two-word thing. Oh, man. I'm still going to make it work, but yeah, there's a lot of names. Cover my third pick. Katie's back. I'm back. Dan's asleep in his bathrobe. It was the sweetest thing

i've ever seen just passed out in a bathrobe i'm like i did bathrobe is hitting i did it excellent grit excellent gift almost an excellent grift it was it is this relationship is a long con long call long long connery time for my third pick. I'm taking Jazz. Nice. It's big in Utah. You took the jizz jazz connection. That's right, dude. The jizz jazz combo. That's the name of my Christmas themed one woman show.

The jizz jazz jamboree. Jizz jazz, jizz jazz, jizz jazz, jizz jazz, jizz jazz, jizz jazz. Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. You just walk out. We workshop it later. Jazz, dude. It's a kind of music. It's a way of life. Those footstraps on the street. The hawk of the horns.

I was just in New Orleans. It's a kind of music. It's a way of life. It was fucking great. Dana surprised me for my birthday. She said, just keep these days free. And I did. And a couple days before, she gave me a box that had a beignet mix and some New Orleans

themed socks. And we went to see Modest Mouse. And we ate at some amazing restaurants. Shout out to La Petite Grocery. Shout out to Couchon. Shout out to Lillette. Shout out to fucking Herb Saint, dude. Shout out to Frady's for the fucking po' boy.

Frady Nolan's. Frady Nolan, dude. Frady Nolan on the fucking fried shrimp po' boy. Did you get a cafe? Did you go to Cafe Du Monde? We went to Du Monde, yeah. I don't know if it was COVID, but the beignet had obviously been cooked earlier in the day. And you need a fresh beignet. Yeah. Not a the beignet had obviously been cooked earlier in the day. And you need a fresh beignet.

Yeah. Not a yesterday beignet. No, not a yesterday. Yesterday. Yesterday beignet? Yesterday? Not a yesterday. I say nay to a yesterday.

Yeah, exactly. Beignet there? Beignet there been done that, dude. We had other beignets. It was fucking great. It was an amazing trip, and we capped it all off with a huge fight and a breakup. No, we capped it all off with a trip to the Preservation Hall to listen to some fucking jazz, dude. It was so good.

Awesome. This is a very white guy in his late 30s thing to do, but I'm getting into jazz. Sick, dude. Why is it so much rar if you take the top off? Okay, I get it. I'm a freak. Why'd you say it, David? I said jazz.

Is it the same thing for me? Oh, yours is skinny. Yours is very thin. Hey, it's really long, though. You feel like the Bob Barker. You've got the Bob Barker microphone. Yeah. In this context, that is a disturbing looking microphone.

Yeah. I don't like it. It looks like you're eating a pretzel rod. Yeah. In this context, that is a disturbing looking microphone. Yeah. I don't like it. It looks like you're eating a pretzel rod. Yeah. Oh, my God. Put the bag back on it. Oh, don't do that. Oh, that's explicit.

That was crazy looking. Grow up. Jeez Louise. Grow up. Oh, it's a tight fit. Jazz. Jazz. White guy getting into jazz. I like it. I think I'm, it's a tight fit. Jazz. Jazz. White guy getting into jazz.

I like it. I think I'm not smart enough for it sometimes. I'm not musically smart enough for it to hold. And my ADD, those two things combined. I get lost sometimes. I forget to just like appreciate it. Just good. I like it in the background.

I'm never going to sit there and like in an engaged way listen to jazz. But in the background i'm not i'm never gonna sit there and like in in an engaged way listen to jazz but in the background fantastic i feel like i'm too anxious for jazz most of the time yeah that makes sense that resonates with me videos on the internet because i want to not because i want to because i have to that's right we all are required to follow the path that is paved for us by the youtube algorithm you You can't say no to it. You have to watch what they've told you you want to watch. A 20-minute polo shirt fight. I gotta watch it.

Collars up? Collars off. These shirts were on the pavement. Chains everywhere. Boots. Doc Martens. Nice Yeezys. All kinds of shit.

It was crazy. And Jews is my fourth pick. I'm taking it. You mentioned it earlier. I was hoping of shit. It was crazy. And Jews is my fourth pick. I'm taking it. Oh, nice. You mentioned it earlier. I was hoping you would. Yeah. Yeah.

Jews. Judaism? Jewishness? Judaica? Jews. Oh, that, I would have just taken Judaica. Judaica. That's a great word.

Maybe I should just take Judaica. You should. Let's take that. What does Judaica mean? What do you think it means? She was a girl who broke my heart in the ninth grade. I would guess Jewish stuff. Yeah, like the culture?

Is that a bad guess? No, it's Jewish stuff. That's exactly what it is. It's basically like, you know, it's part of Judaica. A menorah, a dreidel, a necklace with a chai on it. Judaica. I can't believe I've never heard that word. I really like it.

Is it J-A-D-A-I-C-A? J-U-D. No, Jude. J-U-D-A-I-C-A? J-U-D. No, Jude. J-U-D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A-I-C-A. You got it. Judaica.

Okay. Judaica. I had to put on for the Jews. I had to put on for the Jews. I do it all the time. I am Jewish, 100% bar mitzvah and everything. Thanks for asking, Sean. I was going to ask.

You didn't let me get a word in. Thanks for asking, Sean. I won't be drafting Jordan. I was trying to jiggle it in there and you wouldn't let it happen. Boo. I apologize. That's all right.

I j'apologize. I j'apologize. Just making up. Yeah, j'apology. That's my J word. Quit saying pics. Answer j'apology, dude. I answer j'apologize.

Yeah, Judaica. Anybody has any questions about the Jews, hit me up on Jewish Twitter. I'll be there. What's your favorite piece of Judaica? That I own or in the world? Yes. That you own,

it should be your bar mitzvah certificate, right? I have a very nice mezuzah that my dad gave me. You got a certificate for your bar mitzvah?, right? I have a very nice mezuzah that my dad gave me. You got a certificate for your bar mitzvah? Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, I got a certificate. Is it still on the wall?

No, it's not on the wall anymore. It's off the wall, dude. Michael Jackson. He's back. Yeah. Have you ever been to a benai mitzvah? What's a benai mitzvah? I believe it was twins.

Oh, that is twins. We had a lot of twins in my town. No, I've never been to a benai mitzvah? I believe it was twins. Oh, that is twins. No, I've never been to a B'nai Mitzvah. I've been to two. You've been to two different B'nai Mitzvahs? Yeah. We've established on a previous episode that you're Jewish. Yeah.

Well, I didn't say yeah. Katie Nolan. I retract my yeah, and I just let you say it because I'm not at all. But I grew up. I don't know. Maybe there was a strong Jewish community where I grew up we had i don't know maybe there was a strong jewish community where i grew up but i'm a friend of the jew as a jew you're a friend of the jew katie nolanowitz yeah yeah sure yeah that sounds i mean nolan really doesn't sound i'm italian so it's not really yep is it my pick or it's your pick still?

It's your pick, Bubba Which pick is this? Four? Fourth pick None of it That's where it gets It's not a deep letter, Jay No, no, no It is if you let people pick names

Sean, your point has been made. You can continue to make it. I think we said say some names. Go for it. Don't let me. My goal for this podcast today was not to get in the way of your happiness. So if you want to draft a bunch of names,

dude, fucking draft them. And we'll never get in the way of my happiness. Screw me. Draft your names. You paved the way for my happiness. I think you're just a sweetie pie. And I love you so much and I wanted to show you. will never get in the way of my happiness. Screw me. Draft your names. You paved the way for my happiness is what you do. I think you're just a sweetie pie. And I love you so much and I wanted to show you. So draft all the names you want to.

Take Jordan Peterson, you know? Go for it. Go ahead, dude. I know that's your guy. In Katie and I's culture, what she's trying to say, a word that we have in our culture for you is mensch, Sean. Yeah, that's right. Okay. You're a mensch.

But it is my pick. Do not know who Jordanordan peterson is and i highly doubt that our views align it sounds very different from what you were saying before we started recording a lot of things sound different after i hit record that's i'm gonna take i'm gonna take i have one more after this or this is it how many times have you been a guest on the podcast? I know, I never, numbers just leave my brain. Can't say everything. Tell you what you're going to take is your time from the look of it, huh?

Sean, it's five or it's four? It's five. But five is speed round, right? I'll never forget it again. I'll never forget it again. I'm incapable of a speed round, have we met? So I'm going to take jargon. Oh, that's a good one.

Is it? Okay. Yeah. Okay. I like it. I'm going to try to spell jargon real quick. Go on. Can I try it?

Yes. Let's go. Is it just J-A-R-G-A-N? Almost. So close. J-A-R-G-A-N. On the dismount. You stepped out of the dismount.

G-O-N. J-A-R-G-O-N. Yeah. Yeah. Jargon. That'd be a great rapper name It could be a rapper name It could be a barbarian name

Jargon, destroyer of worlds Yeah, that's good That's really good Or like if I took the jelly out of the fridge Yeah Someone's like, where's the jelly? And I go, Jargon Where's the jelly?

Oh no Jargon Sean, where's the jelly? And I go, jargon. Where's the jelly? Oh, no. Jargon. Sean, where's the jelly? Jargon. Jargon. Oh, boy. Jargon. And it means words.

And, you know, clearly I love those. Yeah, big words. Shout out to jargon. Well, I take out a go to the fridge there, and I take out a jelly. I go, jargon drew breeze go to the fridge there and I take out a jelly and I go, jargon, Drew Brees. What the fuck? That was crazy. That was crazy.

Everything about that was really wild. I go down to the fridge there. We keep the jelly in the fridge there. We go and get a Louisiana gumbo and I say, Lil Wayne. Coudon Noir. Who plays for the Pelicans zion williams it doesn't sound as good in the accent you don't know i don't i'm not on the bayou going over there jj reddick retired shout out all right shout out to jj reddick i think they shouted us out on their

pie i heard somebody told me they shouted us out on their podcast the other day. Well, aren't you famous? I am famous. I'm on broadcast television. Every day. Max, I'm famous. You're in the work. Maxine knows two people and I'm one of them.

So what's up? I've met Maxine, dude. Yeah, but she don't know you. She knows me good. I tell it across the street if you're coming. Wow. You got to meet her a few more times. You're the only one that's held her.

You're the only one of my friends that's held her. I'll tell you that. Wow. Have people met her, but you didn't let them hold her? Or you're just saying? No, I've never. I haven't let anyone else hold her. That is like my friend, except for Ian.

Your boy. Damn, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard happen live. It was real cute. That was so sweet. I got a little misty doing it. Do you feel is your heart full right now, Ian Carmel? Yeah, my heart's been full ever since. Oh, that's so sweet.

David, how are you feeling? I've never met her. David can hold her. David would be able to hold her. I never met her. He just doesn't matter. I've never even seen her. Don't let me hold her. I'd do the Heisman. I'd start goofing off. You don't want to let me hold your baby. It's so funny to hold babies like the Heisman.

Every time. It's funny every time to pretend to use them like they're a gun. It's always funny. Whenever we went to the doctor's office the other day, and I made her walk across the counter, and then I sat down in my chair, and then I sat her down on my lap and crossed her legs for her. So it looked like we both just were sitting there with our legs crossed it's fine i feel like people don't do that with their babies everybody at the hospital was losing their mind

i'm like this is like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen i was like you just found your audience and it's like nurse aged ladies oh i didn't tell guys this. So one of the other times we were at the hospital, it was like a teaching hospital. So they had a bunch of students and they were something doing rounds or something. I walked up and I held up Max and I go and this is a baby. And then I just walked through.

That's a good bit. And this is a baby. Anyway. You're probably the highlight of someone's day. I hope so. That's just a little inside the nursing jargon. Yeah, that's right. Bringing it back to the draft.

Look at that smile. Million dollar smile. Look at those dimples. I mean, my goodness. Did you see the engagement pictures? He's a model, folks. Deal with it. We made a blog.

Folks. Green wedding shoes. Sean Jordan. Time for your fourth pick. There's five total, by the blog. Folks. Green wedding shoes. Sean Jordan. Time for your fourth pick. There's five total, by the way. Sorry, go ahead. It's out of five. Yeah, no, I was wondering if there's five or six or whatever.

I'm usually tuned out. My fourth pick, I enjoy this. It'll get you there. If you want to get there, it'll get you there. Oh, boy. It's Jameson. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you feel like you want to get there, it'll get you there. Oh, boy. It's Jameson. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

If you feel like you want to get there, it'll get you there. And sometimes I want to get there. It's a cool drink. I did a shot of Jameson last night. Yeah. I haven't done that in a very long time. Yeah. Rockin' some Jamo?

Yeah. Somebody bought it. And I was like, at first I said no. And then I was like, you know what? Fuck you. Now, in New York, do they do do the is it like an ounce or is it like a Portland shot where it's like three ounces and no it's tiny okay

I feel like shots get bigger the further west you go yeah yeah in Boston they weren't bad more like New York more like New York sorry guys laughing laughing laughing laughing

let me just get it in there let me get it in there just to acknowledge it keep going boston yeah big shots big shots boston yeah absolutely but also i think that max is out in the midwest i think the midwest has the biggest shots oh hell i mean like like a like a wisconsin shot it's just like a couple can't your kid drink if you bring them with you to the bar isn't that still legal you can bring like a 13 year old they can drink. I could have sworn there's somewhere in the Midwest

that very recently must have gotten rid of it or they still have it. Very late-term abortion law they have there. You just get so hammered that they're drinking when you breastfeed them, I think is the rule of thumb. Oh, shit. Yeah, man. I don't want to say that I enjoy the taste.

I'm not a liar liar but it is the least offensive it's the most bang for your buck i have found yes so that's that's exactly right it's anyone who's like it's delicious it's like come on that shit drives me crazy but it's not it's not like horrible but it's just it's okay not bad with coke you know and you're right bang for your buck it works i feel like i never drink it with i can't put it with a coke i can't like i only ever have chase it but i couldn't mix it it feels wrong if like if i'm a gym and coke if i'm ready to go for a night like if i'm like yes we're gonna have a night the first one can actually kind of taste good november 6th your

attitude so you know there i think i'm just such a baby now that when i take a sip of alcohol it's like wow that tastes like rubbing alcohol because i've been out of the game for so long you make the face you're just like yeah i'm like oh i feel like a baby again yeah i don't shy away from the face either but like i used to try to look like it didn't taste gross so people would make fun of me and now i'm like oh my god me too when you're like no i don't need uh what did they used to call it training wheels when you would need a lime and salt with your tequila and it's like let's not shame people who are like i want this to not taste bad you give me the whole training video i don't care give me the whole anything that's gonna make it taste better or go away quicker anything oh yeah the less it tastes like alcohol

the better give me a shot with a little bit of cranberry juice in it. I don't mind. I'll drink a red-headed slut. I'd rather have a little juice in it. Give me a cranberry juice with a little bit of alcohol in it. Matter of fact, just give me a cranberry juice. Can I just get a vodka cranberry, LeBron? Thanks. Here's a sneaky little thing. You can get a lime wedge with anything.

It doesn't need to be tequila. So if you take a shot of Jameson and a little lime wedge goes away. Pickle juice. Pickle juice goes away. Ooh, pickle back. Pickle back. Pickle back. That's dangerous, though, because then juice goes away pickleback pickleback as dangerous

though because then it goes away immediately and that's i don't know and pickle juice i've always wanted a reason to drink it it's like i've always thought about drinking it knew it was going to be gross to drink it and now they're like watch this we're going to combine it with whiskey and now it's okay to drink it when i heard they were doing pickleback shots i was delighted i was like oh oh oh yeah yeah well if it's okay if it's a cool thing to do yeah as long as you're doing if you're gonna do it i'll i mean i'll try it if it's a cool guy i think the cool guys are doing at the white owl it was like this metal ass hessian bar in portland where all these like tatted up dudes and they were all doing pickleback shots so i'm like all right i don't look like a coward in front of these like gnarly biker dudes it's almost hardcore it's like let me get punched and then kind of get punched again so that i don't

feel the first punch it's hilarious yeah man jameson it'll get you there cold drink on jameson it'll taste okay and it'll get you there shout out jameson shout out david david david time for your fourth and then follow immediately by your final pick i'm picking this just off of sound alone i don't even say it that much i just think it's a funny sounding word i'm taking jitterbug now you do say jitterbug a lot dude i mean i say it sometimes i don't think it's your screen name on aim well i don't have aim jitterbug 87 jitterbug 87 hit him up i need to put some minutes on my jitterbug before we can talk about wasn't it an old person's cell phone yeah it was a young broke person's cell phone

is what it was i thought that was a commercial that had old people either one yeah with like big numbers yeah i guess we really kind of do treat old people like we treat babies one thing you say a lot david is oh i can't pot on th night. I'm taking this dame out to do the jitterbug. That's true. That's true, though. I mean, I didn't really want that on pod. That's my line. Is that the jitterbug? I actually don't know.

There's a jitterbug? I didn't know there was an actual dance. It's a dance. I don't know how to do it. That's it, you were saying? I think there's index fingers, yeah. Let me Google it. I minored in dance.

I should know this. They don't teach you about the jitterbug. Well, you put the boom boom into the heart. Yeah, it goes a bang, bang, bang. Until my feet do the same. It's a generalized term used to describe swing dancing. It is often synonymous with the Lindy Hop dance. Till my feet do the same. It's a generalized term used to describe swing dancing. It is often synonymous with the Lindy Hop dance.

But it might include elements of the jive, East Coast Swing, Collegiate Shag, Charleston, Balboa, and other swing dances. Collegiate Shag? Collegiate Shag. What is a jitterbug? My college roommate used to call me jitterbug. That was like her... Did she know you were italian was she southern yeah um no she was from jersey yeah she was such a sweetheart she was such a sweetheart makes sense i'd like to be called jitterbug by a southern woman i think that would

be fun my little jitterbug oh that would be nice that feels like a hug oh Ooh, my little jitterbug. Ooh. Oh, that would be nice. That feels like a hug. Ooh, jitterbug. Hey, jitterbug, why are you sweating so much? Oh, my God. If you have a thick southern accent, please. I'd rather be called Junebug, I think. Junebug. Please record some videos calling all of us jitterbug or Junebug, and then send those to us if you have a thick syrupy southern accent.

If you don't, fuck off. Yeah, syrupy. Extra on the syrup. And just say raw lotion talk, too, while you're doing that. No, you don't have to do that if you don't want to. You don't have to do anyrupy. Extra on the syrup. And just say raw lotion talk, too, while you're doing this. No, you don't have to do that if you don't want to. You don't have to do any of this, but you can. You do not have to do that. If you got the voice.

Don't let me make you uncomfortable. He's going to make money on that. Don't do that. He's going to. Yeah, you don't know. He's got a market for that. Sean, you just made us liable for some pretty questionable stuff. Legally.

From a legal standpoint, we are on shaky ground okay all right and thin ice good man sign me up all right jitterbug david time for your final pick uh final pick i don't need to talk too much because it's the last round jab jab i use it all you don't use it. It's like such a good talk. Yeah. I don't know. I just say it a lot. It makes me think of needles and I'm afraid of needles.

And I feel like it's like jab for the punch. I think it's one of those like perfect word for the action thing. Jabbing them. Like that's exactly what that is. It's almost like onomatopoeia, but it's not. Yeah. Poop.

Yeah. It's almost like onomatopoeia, but it's not. Yeah, poop. Yeah. I love that word so much. Yeah. It's the perfect word for what it is. It is one of the funniest words.

They nailed it. They nailed it on poop. When my mom gets actually mad at me, she second P is so funny She can be actually mad And she'll call me Like a poopy face Poop Yeah She'll be like

What Sean You're being a poop Poop Poop head She'll call me a poop head Oh my god Don't be a poop head Poop

Sean Time for your final pick Can't think poop I might have figured out A way to take a name You tell me if I can do it Can I pick Jafar From Aladdin

Sure Yes of course you can. Wait, what was your reason? Why was that the way that you figured out to pick a name? It's one word. It's a fictional character, and it's a fun word to say. Okay. Well, it's not a word.

Okay, yeah. Jafar. Yeah. Well, if I can't, then I got a different one. I said you can. How many times do you want me to tell you that you can? Katie, be nice. One more time. You can. Thank and i you know what you should for us to deny you the pleasure

he was the good guy in aladdin as far as i can tell so wow wow yeah there it is i just want to get that in there that's been my long con the whole time. Doesn't he just hate a poor kid? Jafari Maguire. Katie, time for your final pick. Oh, God. I forgot. Just going to do... David, didn't you pick a word that you said was just because you like the way it sounds? It's not like you use it a lot?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to do Jesuit. Oh, yeah. I don't think we get a lot of words in the English language where you get to go zh. Yeah, there's none. Jesuit. The only one. Jesuit.

Jesuit. The word zh gets close, and that's spelled with a Z. I checked. Z-H-U-Z-H. Didn't I ask you? Isn't there a Jesuit high school? Yeah. There's a Jesuit college.

There's a Jesuit college too. There's a whole system. What is it? The educational wing of Catholicism. Jesus-ish. Okay. I got you. Yeah. Jesuit college too? There is. What is it? The educational wing of Catholicism? Jesus-ish. Okay, I got you. Yeah. Jesuit.

Jesuit. I think you can also say Jesuit, but I say Jesuit. I just want to get laughed out of the room. Sure, you can say Jesuit. Jesuit. Jesuit. Jesuit. I just like saying it.

It feels like a, I don't know, it feels like nylon in your mouth. Jesuit. Jesuit. Jesuit. I just like saying it. It feels like a, I don't know, it feels like nylon in your mouth. Jesuit. Jesuit. Jesuit. You think nylon in your mouth feels like? I don't know. As soon as I said it, I'm like, sounds sexual. There's no way to say, I know.

David's head went, hmm? Hi, welcome back to Raw. He gave me a dog, hmm? Welcome back to Raw Lotion Talk. We have. No. No, mine was an accident. Your guys' is on purpose mine was accidentally

creepy welcome back to raw lotion talk we have no one in our mouth oh god oh my god uh time for my final pick but before we get to it we're gonna take one final short break hi welcome back to all fancy everything already in progress um it sure is we're about to get to the final pick of the draft ian carmel's final pick uh it's kind of wet oh my god i can't do this anymore i can't keep saying yes to this i gotta gotta stop i have to. It's a drug. Katie will be back for the next 65 episodes. Oh, shit. Katie's rocking through 300, baby. And physically nourished and supple. Oh.

Did you say supple? I thought he didn't, and I was like, no, you're hearing things. No. You're hearing things. Dip that nylon in the cream. dip that nylon in the cream time for my final pick and i'm gonna take i'm gonna go outside the english language for this and i'm taking jamon taking what jamon are you saying hymen jamon let me let me try to spell jamon j j a m o with an eyebrow and correct that's right jamon. J-A-M-O with an eyebrow, N. Correct? That's right.

Jamon. A dry cured ham produced in Spain. Yeah. Yeah, ham. Jamon. Spanish? Jamon. Jamon.

We can just take other... All right. Si. Jamon. All right. Yeah, jamon. I'm finishing off with jamon. Tight.

And that's the final pick of the draft. Marissa, do you have a J word? Yeah, I'm picking jaguar. Oh, great word. You always have such good picks. Always come through so hard. The last pick of the draft, and you always get it. Also, can I plug something?

What? Marissa, you can always plug anything. Yes, Portland, Oregon, October 22nd. Comedian John Gabrus is doing a live episode of his podcast, High and Mighty. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No other zoftic, handsome gentleman. I love Gabrus. I will be on that show. I should have plugged it myself.

He's so funny. He's so funny. I used to edit the podcast High and Mighty. I'm still a frequent listener. I love the podcast. I'm very excited that Sean Jordan is the guest for that episode. Oh, he is? Okay. Well, I'm sure it frequent listener. I love the podcast. I'm very excited that Sean Jordan is the guest for that episode. Oh, he is? Okay.

Well, I'm sure it would have been fun. I'm just kidding. That's called acting. No, everybody on the internet, she's flipping me off right now. The thing is, she sounds like she's kidding, but she's not. I'm not. It's just because he egged her house. Yeah, man. It's fine. It's fine. October 22 just because he egged her house. Yeah, man.

It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. October 22nd in Portland, Oregon? October 22nd, Portland, Oregon.

Yes. So that's the day after this comes out. Is that right? That is. It sure is. Yeah. Whoa. Get your asses over there.

Yeah. And bring the rest of your body with you. Hey. Got him. Sean Jordan. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan. Bring your supple, lotioned bodies to High and Mighty with John Gabrus and Sean Jordan. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan. Bring your supple lotioned bodies to High and Mighty with John Gabus and Sean Jordan.

Bring lotion guns. Just please don't do this in person. Just don't call back to this particular bit in person. I don't think it'll land the same. Jaguar. Oh, by the way, there are people who say people say it wrong. How do they say it? No, I can't think.

Jaguar. It drives me nuts. Jaguar. Jaguar. And you're like, it's Jaguar. Jaguar, right? Jaguar. I did think about the pronunciation in my head before saying it out loud because I didn't want to say it. And then what did you go with? I think Jaguar. Jaguar.

Yes, that's correct to me. You said Jerry Maguire. Jaguar. Jerry, that's correct to me. But I almost said it the other way. You said Jerry Maguire. Jaguar. Jerry Maguire. What? Jaguar. Wow. Jerry Maguire, Jaguar? Jaguar.

Wow, guys. Fuck, dude. Think about it. Fuck. Follow the money. Show him the money. Come on. Whoa, Inception.

Damn. That guy's five, dude. Sometimes it all clicks. To recap, David, you went first. You took Juice, Jiggle, Jumbo, Jitterbug, and Jab. He wins, David, you went first. You took juice, jiggle, jumbo, jitterbug, and jab. Sean, you went second. You took jello, juggalo, jackass, jameis, and jafar. Katie, you went third.

You took jamboree, janky, juxtaposition, jargon, and Jesuit. I went last, and I took jack-o'-lantern, jizz, jazz, jadaika, jamon. David, undisputed winner of this draft. That's the funnest rundown of words I've ever heard you say. You nailed it. You nailed it. Oh man, it came from the heart, you know.

The childhood game reminiscent of Tic-Tac-Toe, Jizz Jazz Judaica. And an adult game, Jumbo... Isn't that a Jewish dice game? Jumbo Juice Jiggle. Jizz Jazz Judaica, yeah. Jigsaw would have been a good word so the names i had were john james corden jesse plemmons john favreau john candy and john wick those were the other names i feel like that's just four johns yeah

maybe throw a jessica our way just pander a little bit maybe one plenty of fine women with jay's jay names but yeah all those dudes are cool too sean canceled i'm gonna pick them all damn it i feel like my cape is dirty now canceled damn it bro shit i'm sorry it's okay how long my finger looks okay that's the one you went with jessica josey wales the outlaw josey wales yeah we left a lot of good stuff on the board How long my finger looks. Okay, that's the one you went with? Jessica Alba? Josie Wales? The outlaw Josie Wales? Yeah. We left a lot of good stuff on the board. Jezebel.

Jorts. Ooh, Jezebel I should have taken. Jamiroquai. Jackpot. Jabroni. Jamiroquai. Jackpot. Jabroni.

Yeah, I really didn't prep as well for the draft like I should have. Oh, here's your idea. I know. I just thought more words would come to me. I trusted myself too much. Well, if you would have embraced the raw lotion talk, maybe more words would have come. Yuck. I mean, my god, yuck. Holy cow.

Holy cow. My goodness. Getting grosser. My goodness. Wait, Sean, you're telling me I'm gross? No, no, I'm saying it's getting grosser. I'm not saying you... Trust me. Don't abandon me in this wilderness. You want me in here. I'm right next to you in the front car of the roller coaster.

I'm just saying it's. Golly. Yeah, yeah. I followed you into the dark. Jolly is another word we use. Oh, jolly's a good one. Or joy. Judiciousness.

Jovial. Juvenile. Oh, the word I was thinking. Juvenile's good. The word I was thinking of taking instead of ju, what did I take? Juxtaposition. Jumanji. No, the one, oh, Jumanji would have been good.'s good. The word I was thinking of taking instead of... What did I take? Ju... Ju-manji. No, the one... Oh, Ju-manji would have been good. What was the party word I took? Jubilee was the other one. Oh, Jubilee, Jamboree.

Jubilee and Jubilee. I couldn't decide which one. The Queen's birthday is called a Jubilee, I think. It is? It's also the Jubilee roll from Friendly's. Delicious. The grocery store in the Midwest, I believe. Japan? Jubilee Foods. Jupiter? Jamaica? Jakarta sounds like a fun one to believe. Japan. Jubilee Foods. Jupiter. Jamaica.

Jakarta is a fun one to say. Oh, that is fun. Indonesia. Where is that? Indonesia. It's all Indonesia. Indonesia. Jambalaya.

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