Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #43 - Standing on Business

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

This episode we talk about what standing on business means to us Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

Welcome back to the always laugh podcast. My name's Austin Lane. My name's AJ. I'm Walker. We're in here daddy. Let's get it., how have you been? Been great, man. Freaking waiting on you guys to invite me over. Yeah, we've been waiting on you. But AJ's... It's not true. We invited you over yesterday. You said, I'm not coming. In the last three days, AJ has worked the same shifts that like an ER nurse was pulling

in like March 2020, you know? He's been MIA for quite some time but you still are gonna work like six days a week and you know why he's been doing that because he's been standing on business and that's today's theme baby standing on business there you go what does that mean to you walker uh i mean standing up for what you believe in what do you believe in baby i believe in my principles and my morals. Give me a one principle and one moral. One principle, don't litter.

One moral? Everyone deserves to have everything free that's essential for life. I don't know if that fits into a moral or just a theory that you have. No, that's my moral. I'm moraled up like a that you have. No, that's my moral. All right. I'm moraled up like a motherfucker. Okay. Straight up, bro.

News to us. His moral compass is fucking going bonkers. Yeah, my moral compass points true north to the most moral. I consider myself to be the most moral person, I mean, obviously at this table, but really just like in Raleigh in general. I'm one of the greatest thinkers in North Carolina, I think. From a philosophical point of view. Do you know what I'm saying?

I 100% believe that you believe that. Yeah, exactly. I think my moral compass is probably what I set at the table. I really thank you for believing that I am one of the greatest philosophical thinkers in North Carolina. Your middle name should be Phyllis. Hell yeah. Phyllis Smith. Philosophical.

Yeah. Hell yeah. That's fucking fire, bro. That was stupid. What does standing on business mean to you, AJ? What's your first thought? I don't know why. It just relates back to being just being a good human you

gotta stand on business bro like if everyone stood on business to be just a decent human we'd be a lot farther in this fucking society i disagree i think standing on business is it means be a terrible human fuck anybody over at any chance you can to get what you want. And that's why I do not stand on business. So you use money or you use business as a cover for doing bad actions. But you can explain it away by being like. So you're standing on bullshit. I'm in the grind mindset.

Hey, yo, I'm taking care of business straight up. So you're standing on bullshit. I'd be the opposite of standing on business. Yeah, I guess. I think you stand on business. Yeah, fuck your theory, bitch. Austin stands on business. I think a big one would be like Austin partying until he can't party no more.

That's his stand-alone business like that's a different side of me no business i think like when you're going you can't be stopped yeah that side no one's gonna aj that was a different side that side was like four days ago well he has two different sides you know one's the the stand-alone business rage side the other one is stand-alone business i'm gonna turn my life around stage yeah i have multiple personalities i dissociate yeah yeah i have multiple personality disorder austin goes through the stages of grief every time he comes out of a bender and we're currently i'll be honest though you're going you're going strong through uh i call this phase two i'd say i'd say we'll

get into the full diagram later. This isn't the podcast for this, but stage two of the Austin Postbender recovery is he's back in the gym. He's not drinking. He's on his shit. He's working all the time. He didn't got a job. I got a whole ass job this week. He's a little angsty about things.

And he's, you know, he's a little argumentative. I got a question. Some of week. He's a little angsty about things. And he's a little argumentative. I got a question. Some of my friends are pissing me off. How many bags of popcorn has he ate? That'll tell you. That doesn't change. That's no more than normal. That doesn't change.

It's one a night no matter what because I stand on business. That standing on business for me is making sure I consume one bag of popcorn a night. When I run out, shit gets uglier. Oh, dude, it was so great. The other day I was sitting on the couch playing Rocket League after a long night of work, I think. I don't know. You do that every night, buddy.

You play Rocket League. Days run together. Austin had gone to bed, and I just hear I just hear like He had like knocked over a full bucket of popcorn all over the floor and it just like exploded it was really just like the remnants of what was left after i was eating it but i i sat on my bedside table and i went i fell asleep and i woke up and i went to like turn my

fan on like half asleep and i just fucking smacked the bowl and it went everywhere. And I was like, Nope, not dealing with that. You left it. Yeah, I left it. It was like,

it was bedtime. I woke up in the morning and grabbed the broom immediately. I was so confused when I woke up. I was like, who put all this popcorn? Don't worry. The mice will get it. No worries.

Fuck off. We don't have mice anymore. That's funny, man. Fuck. Fucking. Staying on business is crazy. Dude, I've been standing on business since I was a wee lad. My mom used to get so pissed at me.

She'd be like, dude, do you have any chill? Like, do you ever shut up about money? Do you ever shut up about time? I'm like, mom mom i'm standing on fucking business chill out dog you do got a time thing baby yeah and it's good talking about my strange addictions him in time him in time what because i say i'm gonna be somewhere and i'm there no yeah no and you guys cannot. You can try.

AJ is a little bit worse than you. You're weird about time in a different way. You purposely are not on time, and I don't get it. You could try to explain it away to little things, bro. You've got a time thing. Yes, I know I do. And it infiltrates a lot of your life. Yeah, for sure.

Ask me how many times I've been late to work. How many times have you been late to work? Zero, because it's important. So hanging out with me is not important. I get that. No, I understand why you're late, because you don't give a fuck. I'm not going to get a point if I'm late. Like, big deal.

Yeah, you're like, I'll be there at 4.30, and you show up at 5.30. I'm like, yeah, I know he's not going to be here. Bullshit. I communicated well. I don't no call, no show. Like, some people. There's some people out here that will just, oh I'll just pull up and then go MIA. I'm coming.

Just give me a minute, bro. That is like a... I read an article in the New York Times the other day. And it was like ghosting is like how people end relationships nowadays. Especially for like millennials and Gen Z. That's how I quit jobs. I was like, bro, that's fucked up. That's not like a healthy way of like dealing with like, that's fucked up. That's not a healthy way of dealing

with social conflict and stuff like that. Me quitting every job, I literally just leave and block everybody, never talk to them again. Where do we send your W-2? Send it to my home address on file. That's what they do every time. I just make sure I don't

move. I can't move until this firing process or this quitting process is over. I know my lease is up, but tax season is still a couple months away. That's my biggest fear, dude, is missing a W-2 and having to call HR and change address.

That sounds terrible. I remember that name. If you ever quit your current job, you cannot ghost them. This one's too important. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, they got you on the 16K canvas. Little do they know, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but dude, they could set you up good for another job.

I know, I know. I probably would. I just cannot see myself. I don't know how anyone puts in their two weeks and continues to show up to work. If you do that, that is staying no business. You just got to put in your two weeks at a random time when you don't you do that that is staying no business you just gotta you gotta put in your two weeks at a random time when you don't actually think you're gonna quit your job and then maybe by the time that two-week period is coming to an end you're like

okay i've been convinced time to quit yeah can we um can we kind of not go off topic but um i got a funny story in related to uh you don't have to ask me man just tell me your funny story we're structured this season. We're not structured at all. It's been a shit show the entire time. But I had a... You're structured. I got a buddy that said he created a fake offer letter for a different job.

Got a fake offer letter. Gave it to his job. And was like, hey, here's my offer letter. Like, what y'all trying to do? And they're like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, we can't match it. So he's like, all right, but I'm putting in my two weeks. And then the next day, he got a call from, like,

it was like a Zoom meeting with him and, like, two other important people. And they ended up giving him the same pay is what the fake offer letter said and it was just so funny when i read the post he was saying all this he said p.s i never actually got an offer letter at the end of it and it was fucking hilarious dude it was funny that that's wild dude lie lie to get what you want in this world yeah you kind of have to yeah didn't you put down austin as a reference no no that was another friend of ours yeah i have before but not on the recent one um i'm a good reference high key yeah i i'm gonna start selling myself as a reference on like fiverr you could i guarantee you might just came up with some shit there we go professional fake reference

yeah just send me like where we worked what the town was like what you had like what we were doing it's so easy dude like a couple character traits you want me to hit and yeah you can literally just copy paste the exact same conversation every time oh yeah my boy Tucker oh Alexander

oh my god he was an absolute joy to be around. Such a team player. He was one of the first to show up, one of the last to leave. Never complained. A real lunch pail, sneaky athletic type of guy. Go get her. He's awesome.

Works independently, doesn't have to be told. There you go. You want to know what's funny kenzie kenzie pulled up on me at my job today i know unannounced and she she i literally look up i'm mid-conversation like in a training coaching moment with an employee and i look up and kenzie's fucking walking by i said no shit i'm still talking as i'm looking at her i'm like dude she's never seen me in like work mode serious she saw me in work mode before but like i gave a flying fuck about these jobs like she saw me just like bullshitting but this time i'm actually like the

guy and i was having a real conversation and um she saw me in the act i feel like i got caught doing something wrong and it's time for trivia walker smith read us some trivia buddy boy i've been studying oh really all right so this is standing on business um theme trivia first First one. This person led the famous salt march against British colonialism. Gandhi. AJ? The colonial what? Against British colonialism.

Don't ask what it is. Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth led the charge against British colonialism. That's right. Okay. I was trying to think of... The answer is Austin's answer.

It's Gandhi? That's not Queen Elizabeth, the enabler of British colonialism. I was right? Yeah, you were right. Let's go! Really? That was the only person I could think of that was a foreign person. I don't know.

That's the only person you can think of that's foreign. I mean, like public figure. Name one other person that's foreign. Public figures? Yes. Come on. Name one. Hold on, hold on.

Kim Jong-un. I knew he was gonna say okay that's that's two i got third one for you i only know three so he's he's not doing bad i got third one for you putin okay what's his first name vladimir i don't know why everyone from that way i just feel like their name is like vladimir putin baby world leaders get head off um this man affectionately after the fact referred to his tank man stood in opposition to a line of tanks and a parade in a Chinese city. What was the name of the square where it took place? Punnett Square. Freedom Square. Answer is Tiananmen Square. We didn't get it right.

No. Not even close. Punnett Square? Like the jeans thing, I guess. Like how to check if you, uh, if one of your parents cheated. Oh, that's from biology class, isn't it? Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, wait.

Blue eyes and brown eyes and I have blue eyes. That doesn't make sense. That can't be true. Um, this man was one of the inspirations for jango he led incursions to kill white slave owners in virginia by inciting black slave riots he was of irish heritage what was his name i don't know his name, but I know the situation. I don't know his name at all. AJ, do you have a guess? Why did Austin just look at me like that?

I don't know. I don't know because you're just an interesting dude, man. No, the answer I want to say is so off. Say it. Malcolm X. malcolm x walker don't look at him like that i don't know dude i have no what was your answer i didn't give one because i don't have one i need to read malcolm i need to read up on black history i'm shitting me do you think malcolm x is of irish Maybe. And was around when the slaves were around? Was his name like Charlie something?

No. What is it? John Brown. Jesus. John Brown was a real dude, man. He stood on business. He stood on business. Alright, what's next? I need to get better at my social studies. Elizabeth Holmes ruthlessly

defended her product, which was supposed to be an all-in-one blood test slash diabetes testing kit. It turned out to be a total fraud. And it's a whole story. She buried one of her VPs, quit the company, and tried to expose her. And they had found her his company laptop, which they reconstructed the hard drive on and he had looked at porn one time so they submitted it to the FBI and reported him for a child pornography you know what's the question here what was the company That's a bad answer. I don't know. AJ, say something.

This was in regards to what drug again? This was in regards to a medical device, which was supposed to be like an all-in-one blood testing device. Can I have a hint? Can we have a hint? She was touted as the female Steve Jobs and was on the cover of Time Magazine wearing a black turtleneck.

Well, I guess that's not really a hint. Aren't we guessing the brand? We're guessing the company. Yeah, there's no really way to... What does it start with? T. No idea. What is it? with? T. No idea. No.

What is it? Hold on. Go ahead. Theranos. Yeah. I would never know that. I was going to say the Red Cross. In a million years.

You were going to say the Red Cross. That's close, man. Do you have another question for us? I thought it was diabetes. No, that's all. Well, I won. I think I got one thing correct. You freaking won.

You win every time. I got Gandhi. You went to college, though, so. I'm sure you might have learned something. Dude, I didn't learn shit in college. That's not true. I learned how to learn. There's cops outside. There's cops outside?

Yeah. Okay. That just scared me. They're coming for me. Yeah. Can we keep the trivia like not ancient times well i wanted to pick good examples of standing on business a woman standing up in fraud in fraudulent defense of her product fire a man who led who killed a bunch of white slave owners and

was the inspiration for django a man who, you know, led the protest at Tiananmen Square, one of the most influential pictures of all time, and then gone. I think I saw that picture. I feel like those are all good examples. Was he in front of army tanks? Yeah, it was like him putting his arm up

in like a whole line of army tanks. Dude, that's fucking hard as shit. I've saw that. That's like the definition of standing on business. Yeah. He had his grocery bag by his side, and he was like, Did he really? Fuck shit. I've saw that. That's like the definition of standing on business. Yeah. He had his grocery bag by his side and he was like, fuck it. Run me over if you want. Which they eventually did end up running him over.

God dang it. But that picture was hard as fuck, bro. He just stopped like 14 pence. He didn't even live to see the picture. Oh, no. They were like, I think pictures came out later where they're like spraying him off the street. It's like pretty bad. They ran him over?

Yes. Son of a bitch. Yeah, dude. Fuck. I know. That does not sit right with me. That's not nice. Getting ran over by tanks is way worse than a quadruple homicide or some shit.

I feel like it'd be pretty quick. I'm saying like... It'd probably hurt For a couple seconds though It'd probably hurt for a couple seconds Duh Depending on what side it starts on Ugh

That's messed up Have you guys done anything To stand on business this week? Yeah I stood up to the fucking She okay What? You stood up to what? Should I say

Um The type of person I stood up to Yeah daddy Can I name drop What kind of person He is That's up to what? Should I say the type of person I stood up to? Yeah, daddy. Can I name drop what kind of person he is? That's up to you, buddy. This is your world.

It's a real VTech type of guy. Maybe not. Maybe don't say that, actually. That's probably not nice. Say it. up and gotten a slight argument with someone who fits the description of someone who does very bad things. AJ, you're making the story really fucking terrible. Sorry. So I have a hot take and my hot take is money buys happiness.

Do you guys believe that money buys happiness? No. I believe money buys happiness. Do you guys believe that money buys happiness? No. I believe money buys happiness. And anybody that disagrees just doesn't know how to spend their money properly. Like, come on now. Like, I'm not saying that anybody that disagrees is just broke because that's just a stupid argument. But anybody that disagrees doesn't know how to spend their money properly. Interesting. stupid argument. But anybody that disagrees doesn't know how to spend their money properly. I'm not saying money is

the only, like, if you're unhappy, money will 100% fix it. But it'll damn sure help. It's a great day at your hospital, dude. Would you rather cry in your Ferrari? That was funny, Walker. Oh, man. Austin, you want to cry in your Ferrari? That was funny, Walker.

Oh, man. Austin, you want to cry in your Ferrari? You're being a real dick tonight, dude. You're being a real dick. You want to cry in your Ferrari? Yeah, I would rather cry in my Ferrari than fucking drive my shitbox down the street every day. That fucking Ferrari, once one thing breaks on you, you'll be pissed. No, I don't want a Ferrari.

I just want the freedom that money will provide, and I think money can buy happiness. That's all. But, like, imagine if, like, your wife, or if you had a wife, she, like, divorced you, took your kids, and, like, ruined your life and shit, and you're like, fuck, dude, I don't got shit. Like, how would you feel?

I would feel like if I had a million dollars in my pocket, I'd probably go find a way to have fun. But, like, you're just going to go on another bender, and then you're going to wake up from it and have post-bender problems. Go through the stages. Dude, it's just like normal life. You're going to have PBP post-bender problems. It's normal life.

You think my life is gonna change significantly i think it's just gonna be the same the same cycle just more money more fun even if you did get some money what's gonna change you you already just fucking what's gonna change the only thing the main thing that stresses me out in my daily life is money why you got a little credit card debt it ain't done because i i don't i don't have anything else to stress about i guess you want to stress about something it's not healthy just let it be bro that credit card that ain't going nowhere it's not like you're gonna pay it off that's for damn sure that's fucked up i gotta worry about some minimal payment you good don't just don't

look at the interest don't select that category don't select that category just don't look at interest look at purchases only in payments credits and debits all right fuck my idea i guess money doesn't buy happiness cool sick money's the root of all evil yeah let's go with the cool boring answer that everybody else agrees with good work guys do you know um did y'all know dwight howard is like kind of like openly gay yeah didn't he come out have y'all saw the compilations of him doing weird or no it's not weird you've seen the video of anthony davis bro at kentucky yes we already talked about this before dwight howard we already talked about this before dwight howard have we talked about dwight howard there's a compilation of dwight howard

doing unwanted things to his i don't know if they're unwanted but him just doing i think the last time we talked about this the conversation went exactly the same way oh all right my bad you brought up dwight howard and walker brought up the dude from Kentucky. The compilation is just messed up. Dwight Howard groping his teammates on the sideline. Well, dude, basketball players, they get into it on the sideline. They be touching dick left and right, holding each other back and stuff like that. I'm convinced.

What the fuck? Why would you do that? All their arms are like they all have like seven-foot wingspans. They reach out and, you know, they can stretch like bench to bench. They're touching like three dicks like every dunk pretty much. That's my theory. Imagine getting dunked on and just getting nuts to the face. That'd be so hot.

That happens a lot. I mean bad. That happens a lot. I mean, bad. That happens a lot. Have you ever been... I've never been yammed on like that. No, I don't play that sport. Imagine you go to take a charge and someone just fucking yams on you

and all you feel is just fucking compression short and nuts in your face. Not good. No, it'd be cool though. Would be cool walker i think so and then you know there's gonna be a there's you know there's gonna be a picture of it which is like wild would you frame it yeah yeah i'm playing it like the ymc you'd have it like these pictures oh yeah of course get it on display dude oh yeah metal poster yeah. Metal poster. Fucking Walker getting yammed on.

Blow it up. Some dude with a 60-inch vertical is nuts in my face. And you're freaking taking a charge. Yeah. He's like, there's no ref. Inside. It's like I'm playing the game the right way. All right.

What's the circle? You're inside the restricted area. So you're number one. The charge doesn't count. And there's a picture. That's funny. I think Ron does love it. Austin, I can feel you

getting madder and madder. I'm not getting mad. I'm just listening. I'm just seeing where you guys are going. The best vibes tonight. I'm just seeing where you guys are going. We all can't be Drew Baldy and freaking tackle someone and grab dong. Do you want to do that? Is that your goal?

No, I'm just saying. I was just comparing it. I want to take after my dad and tackle a grown man by only his penis. Well, I guess a high grown man by only his penis. Well, I guess a high school boy by only his penis. That was a weird story from back in the day that we were told. I know. I've never tackled a grown man. Most of Drew's stories are weird.

He's a weird guy. His costume involved hiking boots and ankle socks. I saw that. That's not even a costume. That's just how he wears hiking boots. Drew's not a weird... I will not stand for this Drew blasphemy right now. That was fucked up and you know it.

Dude, weird is not like a... Drew's a fucking horn dog. Dude, nobody uses that word as a positive thing. If I said Walker's a weird guy, you'd be like, oh my God. Well, no shit, but you'd be like, oh my God, they think I'm weird. No, what the fuck? Maybe not if I said it, but if somebody else said it, you'd be like, oh my God, they think I'm weird. No, what the fuck? Maybe not if I said it, but if somebody else said it, you'd be like, oh my God, they think I'm weird. But I openly acknowledge I'm a weird guy.

I don't use weird as a demerit. We're all weird at this table. Yeah. We do a podcast. Yeah. But you said Drew is weird, and then you went on to shit on something that Drew did, so there's no way that that wasn't a demerit. I mean, I didn't shit on it it i brought up that he wears hiking boots and ankle socks you brought it up in a very um judgmental way oh you got me dude yeah i saw

the comment drew well i said i love to apologize i'm not apologizing apologize especially not because you told me to wow you always listen to me when the camera's off no not really yeah you do like what you're my little house pet i'm your little house pet yeah dude i'm your little house daddy hey walker you got any news lately um your little sugar daddy yeah you got any news lately you want to share anything exciting happening in your life i see drew juden got him a girlfriend is that his new little girlfriend he's a bit yeah he's been dating for like eight months it just tried to come up with anything to like smooth over the conversation right now like over a year really yeah they've been dating for a minute dude what are you just talking about fucking that no i'm playing i'm playing I'm playing, buddy. We moved to a whole new city together.

Oh, yeah. What's the fucking... Oh, Jared. Jared is who I'm thinking of. Yeah, yeah. What do you know about him? He hangs out with him. There's nothing to know about Jared. Usually good stuff doesn't happen

when that goes on. I know. I know. When Austin links up with that one friend or multiple friends they all call each other chotches and they fucking they all probably say different things to each other like um very like when guys get around you typical guy talk we don't do it or where where are you going with this buddy i'm just saying like shout out to jared do you have a hot take yeah my hot take is fucking stop fucking going to college parties when you're 26 who i'm not standing on business in general if it fits if it a shoe fits where. Okay. Stop going to college parties if you're 26.

Do you have a hot take, Walker? Stop going to college over the weekend. And, you know, stay in dorm rooms with, like. No. Yeah, like, sophomore girls or sophomore and junior girls. That's weird as fuck. Who's done that? Especially as, like, a 25-year-old man.

Who's done that? I don't know. If the shoe fits, though. Buddy. Do you know. Who's done that? Especially as like a 25-year-old man. Who's done that? I don't know. If the shoe fits, though. Buddy. Do you know somebody that's done it? Did you? Call them out. No, no.

I don't know. But if the shoe fits, call them out. If I find out you were ducking hall monitors. If I find out you're ducking what are they called? RAs or whatever the fuck? Hall monitors. Yeah, no, no. No or yeah no no ras yeah you're right did you do the sign up sheet when you came in sir i know you have a full beard what name did

you put down another thing i've not been in a college dorm since college oh thank god dude that's actually a lie i think i was in a college dorm right after college we were pulling your um strings on that cv like you'd like to confess or not. You're like Matthew McConaughey from that movie. Nice. He loves that comedy. I appreciate that. He loves that comedy.

Yeah, Matthew McConaughey is a sexy motherfucker. Everybody tells me I look like him, and I agree. I think I look more like Bradley Cooper myself, but whatever. Dude, I know you guys are going to say this is so stupid. You share his habits of dating girls half your age. I've never dated a girl half my age, but if I can date girls that are in their mid-

Twelves. Their mid-preteens. Mid to early 20s, I will do that for the rest of my life. And there's nothing wrong with that. You got a thing? Some people, that's a thing, you know. know some people it's like a fetish what like dating only in the 20s yeah probably every like every dude ever like people in their 20s are not little kids you'd be surprised

when you get old though dude like say you're 40 and a 19 year old or a 20 year old comes up to you i'm 40 and a 20 year old comes up to me 20-year-old comes up to you. I'm 40 and a 20-year-old comes up to me? Yeah, she's fucking 20. Then I'm going to be like, what's up, girl? What's up, shorty? What you trying to do? I'm saying they're literally young. Do you have a fake who we can go to?

That's exactly what he's doing. Do you have a fake? They might think I'm your father. Maybe they won't check. Maybe they won't check. Maybe they won't ask. No, 20 is young. I think anything 21 and older is just fine. It's fine.

We're adults, dude. Like, grow up. Hell yeah, bro. Don't you think? I get it. I get it. There's nothing wrong with it. Hell yeah.

Hey, everyone has their own preference there's no judgment here buddy no i don't even know what my preferences are i don't think anyone does if you do your when i find love i just find love yeah that's i stay in no no i didn't stay in i guess but my hot take is if you have like a weird scientific broken down dynamic of like what like the person you want in life is i think that's like scary weird like she has to be five eight it just never works out that way so you're just setting up unrealistic expectations for yourself think of how many people are out there like a lot oh yeah a lot of people like girls with black hair or i only like girls that are bigger i mean like you can have like little preferences or like little things that you like but like she has to wear a size 12

it's just not the way life works it just happens aj what's the one feature like you're really into that your woman doesn't have oh fuck i don't think this is a good idea for him to answer. Kenzie listens to the pod. Be careful. She don't smoke weed no more. And where I'm going with this is when I first met. Well, that's good. She's pregnant.

Obviously. But even if she wasn't pregnant, she still wouldn't smoke weed. We met. We fell in love as weed smokers. And we smoked weed for years. Every day. Every day we smoked weed. And now all of a sudden she hates it.

I still like smoking my little weed. I like to get stoned. But anyways, she don't smoke weed no more. So that's just like my little thing. Like we connected over that for so long. But now it's like that's my little thing, and she absolutely hates it. Walker, what's one thing that you would, one quality in a person that you like that your girlfriend doesn't have? She's not a BBW.

That's your thing? No, hold on. You can't just slip that in there without no fucking. Yeah, like, if she's not pushing, like, 250. No, hold on. You can't just slip that in there without no fucking... Yeah, like if she's not pushing like 250. No, I ain't talking about that. What? That word that starts with a G that you just slid in there. That no one in our audience knows what the fuck going on.

Good. They don't need to know about my personal life. We're going to keep it that way. Walker, with your girlfriend, you said she doesn't have a BBW? She doesn't have a BBO. No. No, she ain't no BBW, bro. I mean, she's a BW.

A big woman. Yeah. Big-ass woman. She's a BAW, bro. Big-ass woman. And if I remember correctly, you were hand-ass woman. She's a B-A-W, bro. Big-ass woman. And if I remember correctly, you were hand-picked. You were hand-picked off the podcast for this, right? Yeah, bro.

So she's going to hear that. She's a big fan. She tunes in. I'm going to judge her on what platform she judges you on. Bless her heart. I don't know if that's the right thing to say. What platform does she go on? I pray for her.

I told her to skip the episodes where I cut my Lexpro out, cold turkey. What episodes were those? There was like a good 15. I don't know. It was like. I didn't even know. 15 to 30. God damn.

You were just off the hinges? Yeah. I thought you were just handling business. He was wilding out. Do you guys have anything else you want to say to wrap this thing up or what? I've got a comment. Okay. Jesus Christ, did I really say like that much?

And it was on a clip I saw on Instagram of me talking. And I said like a lot. Walker did say like a lot in one clip. And the only reason it really stood out to me is because I actually did the subtitles on that one. I was like, Jesus, this motherfucker said like a lot. I don't even put in the subtitles for him no more. I do have a comment, but I don't want to read it because it's kind of.

It's a consistent theme. Oh, yeah. I'm going to paraphrase that. Oh, yeah. You never even asked me. Yeah, you say like. I say the F word a lot. I do, too.

We all kind of do. But you say like a lot, dude. That's like not good, dude. you say like a lot dude that's like yeah like it's not um there was a funny comment that was kind of out of pocket it was about it was on the video of walker talking about the prohibition should still be a thing and alcohol is bad and this dude was like hell no like i wouldn't have fucked nearly as many of the bitches that i fucked if that shit if that shit was still around yeah dude i did see that i said this dude is a sick bit i think it's like i think instagram hid the comments so like only i can see it now that's pretty shit people my favorites if you think about it though if alcohol

was not around like some people's best memories would not even be a thing I think he meant I think like legitimately he meant like girls wouldn't have been dumb enough to he wouldn't have got no ass girls wouldn't have been dumb enough

what do you think he meant you think he meant he wouldn't have slept with some of the girls or the Girls wouldn't have been dumb enough. What do you think he meant? Do you think he meant he wouldn't have slept with some of the girls or the girls wouldn't have slept with him? That one. Girls wouldn't have slept with him. Definitely the bad one. For sure. You have to automatically assume the bad one because men are a piece of shit. Well, dude, that's not cool, man.

Not cool. Yeah, if you're listening, bro, you're a fucking pred. Hell yeah. I'm kind of tired of talking to you guys. I'm not going to lie. Not you're listening bro you're a fucking pred hell yeah um i'm kind of tired of talking to you guys i'm not gonna lie not you guys listening uh the people that are sitting in this room with me so um next week's theme villain origin stories that's gonna be loaded full of some shit i have a feeling so we're gonna see how that goes um boys let's wrap this up thanks for listening to another episode of the always laugh podcast my name is austin lane my name is aj please pray for me i'm walker we out love people