Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #44 - Villain Origin Stories

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

This episode we talk about the things in our lives that turned us into the villains we are today. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

Welcome back to the always laugh podcast. My name is Austin Lane. My name's AJ. Hey guys. I'm Walker. I'm uh, I hit the manscaped a lot before the podcast. So I just I don't know. I'm smooth like a baby. I'm ready to go. Okay. How's y'all guys doing? I like your new hairstyle this week. It's fucking sick. I like the little curl popping out in the front. AJ, show me a picture. I look like a fat baby. I look like a fat baby. You ever thought about growing that facial hair out? No. Why? Because this is about the best it's ever going to look.

Oh. Which is like two days after 5 o'clock shadow. Any more than this and I start to look like a homeless person on drugs. That'll do it. So this week's theme, ladies and gentlemen, villain origin stories. So we're going to get into the nitty gritty. You're going to learn some shit about us. Maybe.

Who's going first? Real quick, I just wanted, I was watching a Jackie Chan movie not too long ago where he's like a babysitter or something. Do you all remember that? No. He's like a babysitter for like this like. It's like Karate Kid. You talking about Karate Kid? No. That's what I was about to say.

No, no, no, no. This was in like the early 2000s. He was a babysitter for like this woman who worked in like the government and she her kids tried to get kidnapped by these eco-terrorists my point is if you look at any like pop culture villains from like 50 years ago they're doing stuff that is just like celebrated nowadays like the people in the in the they were fighting against um like killing whales in the ocean like the whaling practices and like jackie chan was like representing this organization i'd have no idea what you're talking about to be honest dude it's a really good movie what is the point people are celebrated now

yeah for like things that they weren't back yeah like 50 years ago if you had a person going around chopping kids penises off they would be a villain well i'm sure that would still be that's celebrated as a hero i don't think i don't think that is quite true uh i think you lost me with that one. You're a champion of the woke lab. The look in Walker's face when he said the joke and then looked at Austin and his reaction was crazy. That made my body hot. All right, Austin, you go first.

I don't want to go first. Don't tell me what to do. I got a hot take. Okay. Coming right out with it. I think villain stories are always more interesting than the hero stories and more well done oh absolutely that's your hot take i 100 agree and that leads into my hot take but i'm not gonna go there yet um yeah let's elucidate a little more no one likes the good guy what is it though the good guy finishes last everyone knows that yeah nice guys finish last fucking heroes are what is that just you

said like nice guys finish last yeah what did you say i kind of didn't listen to anything he said the villain he said the villain story is more like important than the fucking only that's only you buddy and awesome awesome actually what are you talking about? That's not true. Nothing. I heard about you. You heard about me. I heard about you talking a big game. I'm AJ, and I last more than five minutes. Liar! I was saying...

Mr. K can't control himself and got his girl pregnant. I never once said the time. Mine could be less. You son of a bitch. That's your problem, buddy. I'm going to go first, though. My own... Something I really... I'm going to go second. I'm going first because... I'm going first. bitch that's your problem i'm gonna go first though my um something i really just second

i'm going first because i'm going first we don't have to say who's going first who's going second who's going third i know we're doing this whole structured thing but it's like you just talk about it you know it's like mine you just bring it up naturally in conversation something that really changed me is when i was a kid, trust was a big thing as a kid. Absolutely. When you find those people in your life that hopefully everyone has these people that you look up to, especially like male, looking up to a male, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Like that type of stuff. So I won't name any names but there's this um person dude are you stressed out you're really fidgeting over here it's just it's like a i've never noticed it put your hands on something else but um i i had a uh a dude hit me where he's we did some cool shit or i did some cool shit and he was like he was like fuck yeah dude like he's like hey can i high five so i like went did some cool shit. And he was like, fuck yeah, dude. He's like, heck yeah, high five. So I went to give him that, and he was like, boop, too slow. And to this day, bro, it still pisses me off.

You do that to people, though. Yeah. So it created a fucking monster. It created a monster inside me, because now I'll be at work. It'd be a new hire. They'd be all scared. I'm talking to them and and shit like hey like good job like you're doing great like no dumb ass dude it like takes away the entire compliment with it oh yeah it's fucked up it's like okay so you're gonna like that fucking ass congratulate me for what i did

but the whole time i'm just like yeah look i'm just crying inside so i think i'm the coolest guy there's i'm literally so lame so what effects has that had on your life like they just make i can't trust now you just make other people feel bad usually when people dab each other up or like give high five is like the dude you're sliding like right into like the loser dad fucking for sure. He won't give you knucks. He fucking slides on you every time. Snail. AJ in two years is going to be the can I go to the bathroom, I don't know, can you type guy.

Dude, you're in a fast track towards that type of just douchebaggery. Yeah. It happened to me and it created a savage, dude. That's hilarious. Have you been working on your dad jokes recently no no i've been working on my um like my nose like no or like i was like how do you work on your nose don't touch that or like oh y'all get like a new dog or something no i'm saying like like like i just, don't touch that. Or, like, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Down, down.

Don't get on the couch. No, dude. Stuff like that. Off. Off. Sit. Crazy. Visitors come over.

No, dude. Off. I have to correct my language when people come over. But, yeah, man, that really messed me up. Because that's the ultimate sign of trust, going to dap somebody up. And then you just get disrespected. You just get flim-flammed. Flim-flammed.

Yeah. You just put it all out there. You're like, all right, boop. And then you're just like, dude. I have a lot of things that probably created the monster that I am today. Because I am kind of a monster in a lot of ways, you know. I've done a lot of bad and I've done a lot of good. I was always like this scrawny little skinny kid.

Dude, when I was in middle school, like 7th, going into 8th grade, I weighed 70 pounds. That is not normal. My head did not look right on my body. Middle school was a tough time period for me. You were a little girl. I was. I was a little Vietnamese girl.

What? I don't know if that's racist or not. Oh my. This is what it is. What does that mean? Moving on. Anyway. They're just small. They're just very small.

They're small. It's not that deep. Yeah. It's not racist. They're just small. Well, tell them your fetish with fucking. I don't have a fetish, bro. What the hell are you talking about?

Because I dated one Asian, so I have a fetish. Anyway, moving on. Jesus Christ. Well, there's people out there I have a fetish. Anyway, moving on. Jesus Christ. Well, there's people out there that have like- I just brought up- Well, Asian- Austin does have a fetish. Yeah.

I remember we went on a double date one time. Yeah, dude. And I was like- What the fuck? Austin's kind of- He's kind of into Asian girls. And she was like, does he have an Asian fetish? And I was like, no.

I don't have an Asian fetish. But upon reflection. I find Asian women attractive, but I find a lot of women attractive. So that's just the way it is. Dude, that's such a brave statement. Fuck you. You guys are being real. You guys are creating.

You guys are my villain origin story. I'm about to fucking flip this table over. It's your shit. Go ahead. Fuck you guys. Come on. No, I mean, I just have two goals in life right now i just want to look good while i'm fucking and i want to buy a new car anything else everything else doesn't matter to me you know austin like you know has that's your

villain story i it's a monster has been created pretty terrible impulse control so like the other night he was like dude i want to buy this fucking car so bad oh my god i'm surprised by this car right now oh dude you want to give me a loan i will buy this car right now i was fighting demons he probably added to car on the damn website freaking if you can add a car to car he probably tried it bro i designed the whole thing on their website oh my on the on the forerunner website i designed the whole thing and i was like oh only 60 grand i can make that work dude only doubling my rent a month literally paying for a whole nother place to live yeah technically if it's nice enough you know put a put a mattress in the back

so yeah my villain origin story is just that people always treated me like this scrawny, small, little kid. But now I'm going to look good while I'm fucking and driving a nice car. Dude, there we go. That's that. I love that. I'm going to miss the car you have right now. I might keep it. I was thinking about that while I was driving.

Just keep it. Dude, I might just fucking keep it. I'll get like $1,200 for it. Not, bro. They want to give me $1,200 for my car. driving just keep it dude i might just fucking keep like i'll get like 1200 for it bro they want to give me 1200 for my car dude we'll put in the side yard you know establish our dominance over lewis and leslie those fuckers well our neighbors just did like a little renovation and you know we share like a side yard their side yard is fine our side yard is completely destroyed from months of construction vans parking up and down it.

They ask us one day, is it cool if they use your guys' little side driveway yard to deliver things once in a while? And we're like, yeah, they can use it to deliver shit. It was like two weeks into the project. We're like, yeah, use it to deliver stuff. We don't care. And after that, it was fair game. There were three vehicles parked in our side yard for like six months. Six months later, they're back in their house in our our yards that's my origin story and

walker hasn't talked to the neighbors fire fire bomb dude granted there's literally 20 feet between the houses and there's two driveways in between a 20 foot area dude we should just take a chainsaw and go around the entire outside of the addition. Just cut it in half. We just separate it from the house. Fuck you guys. Fix our yard. We don't even need a chainsaw. We just go around with like a Dremel.

We use like one of those cutters. We get two Dremels. So we just go around. It's just like a hairline crack all the way around. We use a multi-tool and make a thin line. We just destroyed your insulation baby i really think this thing ain't sealing walker has some built up shit against the neighbors yeah no shit i didn't know you're beefing like that with the neighbors dude that's the thing when

you live so close to somebody there's one thing that can really set you off you know all it takes is one thing i raked that side yard yesterday and and I was like, what the fuck am I doing? There's no grass here. Fuck them. Dude, we need the leaves there for nutrition. I was like, I'm going to rake the side yard just because they look at it every day. But they fucked it, so they should deal with it from now on. Honestly.

I need to stop saying the F word and the other cuss words so much. They've come through with some lawn mows and all that stuff. They have. They really have. You should just mows and all that stuff. They have. They really have. You should just go over there and just ask them, say like, do you guys have any

recommendations for like how I could, like I'm new to this whole thing, like how should I fix my side yard? And they'll know like, oh fuck. We're mostly just talking shit.

They already said they planned on fixing it. We'll see if that's true. Oh my god. Shut up. Yeah, it's called being funny. You should try. You guys live in fucking

nice areas. What are my village and origin stories having the uh vigilant origin stories happen in middle school i actually have two one i might have told before i it was my first day in uh elementary school or in middle school and i walked into the bathroom and some kid was cracking another kid's head on the urinal. God dang. And, like, you know, there was a group of kids watching him, and I just, like, walked right back out. But it changed me for the better, you know.

I learned how to stand up for myself and how to, you know, work within a group through that. That's intense. Another one. We were lining up after, like, you know, I think Christmas break. I think I was in seventh grade. And one of my friends, this girl, I'm not going to name her. She was like, you got really fat.

Oh, no. She said that to you? I was like, Atesia. I'm not going to name her. Fuck that bitch. I was like, Atesia I'm not gonna name her I was like, Atesia That is really mean And she just looked at me like Well, stop being fat then And I just like, got out of line

Went to the back of the line And I hated her after that So, I was really mean to her Did it change your life in any way? Yes For the better or worse It started me down the path towards liberation. Towards bodily liberation. You know? I think I know.

I've got a long history of women motivating me to be better through hurtful comments. Sometimes that's what you need, dude. Exactly, dude. That external motivation hits like nothing else. i have a hot take and um i can't remember what i wrote down so i'm just gonna read it from my little notepad here okay trauma causes anger anger creates villains and villains get shit done the most messed up people have that dog in them. You know what I mean? What do you think about that?

I think you're in. All those child pedophiles, all those pedophiles have that dog in them. Walker, God damn it. Do you have a statement like that? The most messed up people, the most messed up people in our society are it's like rapists and murderers okay that's not what i was thinking more like the joker from batman he got rich i mean like he was a terrible person i was thinking more like like superhero villain vibes not like the u.s government verse okay okay jeffrey All right, let me... That boy, Epstein. Let me recalibrate.

Dog in him. Yeah, AJ, say something for the first time in five minutes. God, I've been waiting. I was going to say, it sounds like all our villain stories was from our damn childhood. It turned us all into menaces. I mean, who has a villain story from like, you know, three months ago?

I don't know, shit. Like, I don't know. Maybe. One of my favorite villain origin stories was in, I believe it was 2017 or 2018. Kyrie Irving was having a preface conference when he then played on the Cavaliers. And a reporter jokingly asked him

about LeBron being his father um he then went on to ask him a trade from the Cavaliers when he's been on like three different teams became an anti-vaxxer became a black Israelite he's now not a black Israelite I think that reporter ruined his life that That is 100% his origin story. 100%, dude. He did not find that joke very funny. Oh, no. He was like, yep, that just ruined my life. Well, damn.

In other breaking random news, LSU with their new recruit, Haley Van Lith, lost to Colorado. First game of the season. They were supposed to go undefeated this year. Women's basketball we're talking about here. That is tough stuff. And LSU is remember last year? They beat that white bitch out there

in Iowa. Kaitlyn Clark. She's a dog. Fucker. But she did play like shit though. That's why they lost. I get what you're saying, though, Austin. If you have a psychotic personality or something like that,

you just have the drive to. Yeah, look at Kanye West. Kanye West is an absolute menace to society, but he has procured some of the greatest artwork of all time. I don't know what the word procured means. I just use that. I think that works in the context. Do you all know the story behind his mom and stuff like that?

Yeah, we saw the Netflix documentary. How do you feel about Pete Davidson? I like Pete Davidson. I don't know if he has done any bad stuff, but I like him. What do you got about Pete Davidson? I'm saying, like, he's kind of crazy, but, like, people fuck with him. He's, like, crazy more in, like, a... He's fucking with Ice Spice.

Like, sad boy way, because he has, like, issues with depression. He's not, like, manic as fuck like Kanye West. I've seen the TV. That's fine. But Buddy pulled Kim K. Yeah, and Ariana Grande and fucking every other baddie in the game. He must completely just be – you think he's really like that in real life? Whenever you see him on TV and shit?

I think he has an 8-incher, and he just knows how to throw that thing around. That's all it takes to pull out all think all of them i mean like less celebrities like look at this thing like he's like on tv he just looks like he's smoked too much weed and it's like just woke up i've never seen that man with like his eyelids like more than half open have y'all saw he's funny have you saw that show he's in p davidson the show he's in on um i think it's saturday night live no dude it's like a show or actual like a tv Davidson, the show he's in on, I think it's on. Saturday Night Live. No, dude. Is it a show or a movie? It's like an actual TV series.

What the hell is Walker doing? Don't worry about it. Just go with it. I think he's yacking. Is he throwing up? You good, dog? I take a little expedition. You're good, dog.

But no, dude, it's kind of stupid because I don't know the name of the show, but he's in a show that's on Hulu or Netflix or something like that. It's freaking hilarious. The first scene is him jacking off in the basement and his mom walking in the basement. Isn't it a movie? And him nutting on his mom. I've seen it.

I don't know. I thought it was a movie, though. That's the first scene, bro. It's not a movie. I think it's a series. Because it's him and his grandpa, I think it is. Yeah. Anyway. All right.

Anyway. All right. Fuck it. I got something for you. What you got? This is something that just happened today. It just makes everything an inconvenience. Now that I'm getting older, I still won't say no because I'm such a pushover.

I'm not a pushover, but I'm very passive. Paying – when you have to pay to park, it's, like, almost too much. It's, like, I might go home. Instead of, like, getting out, you got to fucking take a picture of your license plate because no one – if you remember your license plate number you're a psychopath in my opinion you know yours i know he does god dang it walker knows his vid number two but anyways i went to a new therapist the other day and she was asking for my medications and i just like listen rattle them off banner and she was like oh wow you've got a good grip on those, don't you?

I just sat there and was like, these are my fucking lifelines. You think I don't know my inventory, bitch? I'm trapping, baby. Now sign the fucking script, bitch. He gives an itemized list. She's like, I didn't need to know the milligrams and how many you have of each. He's like, oh, sorry, force of habit. Anyway, how do you feel about 30 milligrams of Adderall?

I could use some more. He has probably listed out prices next to all. Sir, I just asked for a list. I pay this much a month. I sell it for this much a month. This is my net profit. This is my operating cost. I could show you some profit loss statements in Excel if you'd like.

I'm taking this bitch public, bro. Here's my P&L for last quarter. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Here's my quarterly statement. We're in the black. Quarter three, not the best, you know? We had some sourcing issues.

That's actually why I'm here today. Market's down right now. You were like, oh, this wasn't a business meeting? Like, no, you're at therapy, idiot. Well, obviously, I got some props. Let's start there. Oh, man. That's a no.

That's a no on the script. Oh, God. I just wanted to make sure. So that's a no. So I'll be looking for a new therapist. Thank you. Is there any chance in my time? Is there any chance?

I was trying to re-up my inventory. It's like she's like a social worker. She can't even like prescribe drugs. Just harassing some poor women. What are you good for? So what do you do? Oh, I'm wasting your time, huh? Your time of helping inner city kids, huh?

So important. I'm trying to sell drugs. I'm selling narcotics. Man. Wow. I think we should go to the trivia segment, boys. Okay. Let's hit it.

All right. How many superhero movies have there been in the last five years? How many new superhero movies have there been in the last five years? One. Or how many superhero movies made? Okay. Total. One.

There's been one superhero movie in the last five years. All I can think of I think is Black Panther Alright that's one that's for damn sure That was more than five years ago Was it? Wasn't there like the Black Panther 2 or something I don't know was there Do you have an answer to this how do you

Yes I do have an answer I've done my requisite research He's just asking us I'm going to go with like I'm going with like with like... Please, guys. I'm going with like 24. Okay. AJ?

I'm standing strong on one. I literally thought there was one. That is the dumbest answer I've ever heard. I can name like 17 off the top of my head. I'm going to be wrong, too. What is there? Like a Robin Hood or some shit? I don't fucking know.

There's been 40. Dude, all the Marvel movies. I would keep up with that shit. Infinity War That's niche That's niche? Marvel? He's made like 3 billion dollars

He said marble? Dude, have y'all heard about this Disney company? No, I swear I'm sure I'll know more It's like the most niche thing I've ever heard Bro, I'm the normal guy. You have to be different to be a Marvel bro. Marvel is normal, bro.

Marvel is normal, guy. You are some weird-ass motherfucker. I'm saying you would think that there's an age limit that comes with that shit. To answer one is absurd. Dude, that was an absurd answer. I will have to agree with you. There's not an age limit on Marvel. Should be.

No, there's not an age limit. I agree. Let that shit go, bro. It's kid shit. See, don't turn this around because you gave one of the worst answers we've had on trivia. No, that's why I don't care. One. I'm like, you should care about a bad answer.

Hey, hey, your answer fucking sucked. What's the next question? Marvel fucking sucks. Who watches that dumb ass shit? Millions of people. Millions of grown adults. Bro. Like, billions of people.

No, no. Name another one. Like, Thor. Yeah, Iron Man. Thor, Hulk, yeah. That shit is so whack bro what do you read it's like reading a comic book AJ shut up

different hentai ass imagine reading something you could never my god AJ doesn't consume any content that's not a video facts facts bro AJ pipe the fuck down. All right.

He was the villain of the popular kids cartoon, He-Man. Oh, fuck. He-Man? I never watched this type of thing. AJ, you're like 40. You should know this. He-Man. This was premiering when you were like 20 or something.

Dude, I grew up on Zabuma-Fu, Animal Planet. Wow. And fucking Deep Cut. Judge Judy. Zabuma-Fu. Judge Judy when mom took over the TV. I never thought I'd hear that again. The Simpsons.

The answer is Skeletor. Okay, thank you for getting us out of there. This villain, featured in the X-Men movies, was a Jewish man who survived the Holocaust. What was his name? AJ? He's the actor? No, what's the character's name? Just the villain's name.

Fucking... Magneto Richard Sherman great answer Richard Magneto is correct let's go I was hoping you would get that you like X-Men

way too much I do way too much I had to really I went through a whole scene in my head and I was like what happened

Austin has picked Austin I don't want to flame you okay you can flame me I'll get permission Austin has seen more movies than I don't want to flame you. Okay, you can flame me. I'll get permission. Austin has seen more movies than anyone I've probably ever met in my entire life. I could agree with that.

And you have pretty garbage taste in movies. But what I respect about you is you pick a couple... Well, I think I have garbage taste in movies, too. I just watch every movie. I don't like all of them. Yeah, I guess that's fair. Yeah. I'll find you watching the dred all of them. Yeah, I guess that's fair. Yeah. Like I'll find you watching

like the dredges of Netflix. Oh yeah. I fucking hate it sometimes. But he has like three or four series that are like X-Men, Fast and the Furious. Fire. I think that's it. Yeah, those are the ones that come to my head.

But you fucking love those. Dude, they're fucking heat all right this villain from a popular kids movie was bullied by metro man despite arriving in the similar type comment as him he was raised in a prison during childhood and he was featured for his great intelligence and large head. What was his name? Megamind. I have no idea. Jimmy Neutron. Half the shit you just said.

It's Megamind. Are you serious? Oh, baby. I'm on one. I don't know none of these people, bro. I only guessed that because you said he had a large head. Megamind. It's so fucking far.

This villain was born in the impoverished neighborhoods of L.A. and he returned to Africa to release the technology of his long-hidden nation to the world. What was his name? Akon. And young Jesus. It's not a real person. Although, actually, that's a pretty good answer. He did do that.

I'm not sure if he was releasing the technology. He gave Africa a shit ton of power and shit. You know what I'm saying? Electricity. Walker, I have no idea. He does a lot. The movie was Black Panther. Yeah, that was the only guess I would have had.

AJ, you literally name dropped this movie. The only movie that's come out in the last five years in AJ's head. The only superhero movie that's ever come out. Rest in peace. I don't know his name. What's his name? The guy who died. Chadwick Boseman.

Rest in peace, Chadwick Boseman. I'm tired of... Another hot take of mine is I know it's like I cannot imagine what they're going through, but, dude, I hate when people silently have cancer, then pass away, and then people find out they have cancer, and then they're like, what the fuck, dude? He was going through all that and still doing moves and shit. That's wild.

He was fucked up. I remember he got put on the big screen at a Knicks game one time. Like, and he was, you know, after the fact, it was found out he was doing chemotherapy. So, he looked really, like, skinny and gone. And my man got flamed on Twitter. That's fucked up. Flamed. Everyone was getting jokes off, like, oh, they aren't feeding T'Challa enough.

You know, like, all this stuff. It turns out he had cancer the whole time. Yeah, he's fighting, like, oh, they aren't feeding T'Challa enough, you know, like all this stuff. Turns out he had cancer the whole time. Yeah, he's fighting like stage four cancer. Fucking dicks. Yeah, dude. I mean, Twitter is a bunch of fucking idiots. Hey, you know, that's a, I don't know, that's just wild. That is wild.

Yeah, dude, you flame somebody like, ah. That's the problem with Twitter. Everyone's just so quick to get jokes off. Nothing sacred. Nothing sacred. That's the problem with Twitter. Everyone's just so quick to get jokes off. Nothing sacred. Nothing sacred. That's the end of trivia. And the answer is Killmonger. Killmonger?

Killmonger is the... The villain from Black Panther. Okay. Okay. Eric Stevens. I would have had no idea. I'm not really up on my villains and on my superhero stuff in general. I'm going to be quizzing you guys on kid movies and shit and shows.

Yeah, you're going to be all in with the new stuff that we've never heard of. Yeah, but AJ's going to get the new whack shit. He's going to be watching Coco Melon and fucking Louie and shit like that. It's going to be watching Coco Melon and Louie and shit like that. I sound crazy. You're going to sound crazy when the only playlist that gets played on your car is the kids TV show theme song playlist, bro.

You think that's going down? Yes, 100%. You're going to be a girl dad. And we're listening to Fuck My Girls. You're going to listen to Chief K. Men stronger than you have been destroyed by girls. Whatever I want to listen to. You're going to listen to Chief Keef? Yeah, his new shit.

Kenzie's like, hey, I really don't want you playing music about killing and raping around our three-year-old. And AJ's like, nah, fuck it, babe. She's got to learn. Fuck it, babe. She's got to learn. She's got to get learned up. I don't know. I just feel like we should keep it a vibe.

I wonder what AJ's gonna do to start the villain origin story of his daughter. She's like, nothing crazy. I'm gonna hit her with the same shit. Parents. I'm gonna hit her with the same shit. No. It's too slow. It's gonna be funny, and then she's going to turn into a demon.

Great. I think we're going to turn her into a demon. I'm like, I can't wait to babysit. We're going to be like, go tell Uncle Walker Nux, too slow. I can see it now. I pick her up by her ankles and throw her into the yard. You're going to get your kid hurt, dude. I don't play with that foo-foo shit

i've had a really good time here tonight folks yeah it was fun what about you it was good dude aj you know i always come to play yes sir so let's talk about next week's topic next week's topic is how far is too far that's gonna open the door for a lot of interesting conversation i believe um you guys have anything else you want to say to wrap up this podcast or what i think season two was too far but my name was aj and i'm getting up out of here the fuck is wrong with him i I think season two is too far. I think AJ is slowly removing himself from our lives. What?

He doesn't show up anymore. Fuck AJ. That's all I got to say. Have I missed a pod? Yes. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Always Laugh Podcast. My name is Austin Lane. My name is AJ, and I've never been on FaceTime during a pod.

Thank you for enjoying another episode with your host, Austin Walker, and our guest, AJ. My name is Walker. We out. Love you, people.