Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #46 - Special Guests! Grateful or Ungrateful

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

This episode is Thanksgiving themed. We talk about all of the things we are grateful and ungrateful for. We also get into the family drama. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

Welcome back to the always laugh podcast. My name is Austin Lane. My name is AJ. I'm Walker. I'd never met a group of people I didn't like to talk to myself about. This is Lexi and this is Anna. Yeah, we got two special guests in the frickin building tonight Lexi and Anna. So give a round of applause for them. Yeah, baby. Let's get it today's theme. I'm just gonna knock that out of the way real quick. Today's theme is grateful or ungrateful. Not really sure. And it's fitting because we just celebrated Thanksgiving. Yeah. So let's get it. Today's theme, I'm just going to knock that out of the way real quick. Today's theme is grateful or ungrateful. Not really sure. And it's fitting because we just celebrated Thanksgiving. Yeah. So let's go around the table. AJ, what is something you're grateful for? Having to work the past two days over the holidays? Is that something you're thankful for?

I was going to lead with ungrateful because I was ungrateful of Meijer. Really? The store Meijer. Oh, it's a beautiful location. Yep. And I never realized how much I of Meijer. Really? The store Meijer. Oh, it's a beautiful location. Yep. And I never realized how much I missed Meijer, and so I moved to North Carolina. So, real quick, this right here, Lexi, is my little sister. This is my young sister that's been talked about so many times on this podcast.

Yeah. And her best friend, Anna. So, how do you guys know each other? What's your guys' deal? So we met in high school, and we were in, like, two clubs together. Yeah, and we had classes. I don't know. Oh.

I'm not sure if we met through the clubs or the classes first, but it was freshman year of high school. We took classes together, then we just ended up in the same clubs and now we're best friends because we live together in college so they always say like you shouldn't um live with your friends in college because like it might fuck shit up like so well we weren't good friends in high school we just like knew each other so tell me tell me something that uh you guys are grateful for living together and something that you're really ungrateful for living together i want i want i want to hear the the good i want to hear the good the bad and the ugly roommates don't hold that don't hold back

and promise each other that you won't have hurt feelings afterward listen this is cheaper than therapy so we'll let loose on each other okay okay? Okay, grateful. We always talk about this stuff. Alexis is so routine-oriented that she's like, okay, when I get home, I'm going to cook this. She's so put together, so it helps me stay on track because she's so organized. So I'm grateful that she does all the talented things, like the cooking and all the organizing. I'm your modern day housewife.

What are you ungrateful for? I don't know. I can't. She's nervous. She's snapping her fingers. So Lexi and Walker are like similar. Yeah. Like Walker's my housewife.

Does Walker like, do you want to cook the dinner though? Or do you just like feel like you have to? Cause she like likes it or like you have to Because she likes it Or she wants to have the control of doing it I don't know I feel like me and Austin Make out with it Exist in our own separate ecosystems around here

Yeah we really don't Do too much shit With each other Austin doesn't Really take care of anything of mine I doesn't really take care of anything of mine. I don't really do the same for him. We just got our own things

around the house, but they work well together. I've just created a routine for her so she waits until I get home. Wait a minute. This sounds like an abusive relationship. Did you say what pisses you off about Lexi? No, I cani? Can you do the grateful first? I'm going to try to think of something. Yeah, we don't want to get

Anna in trouble. Dude, Lexi's about to go in on Anna. Lexi has a heavy hand if you know what I'm saying. Lexi's going to flame Anna here in a second. Yeah, Anna's routine for the next two months is going to be scrubbing the bathroom floor for some reason. It's like amazing. How do I keep getting the shitty chores?

It's like, I don't know. We actually split the chores very evenly we take turns who cleans the house each week all right so what are you grateful for i'm grateful for anna's um very fun and outgoing personality because if i came home and was like anna like let's go to like um uptown charlotte and like go like climb a building. She'd be like, okay. And then she would drive, and then we would probably get drunk for no reason. It's just funny. All right, so what are you ungrateful for?

Here's the fucked up thing. Anna's like, I don't know. I don't really have anything I'm ungrateful for. She does. And Lexi's like, let me pull up my notes app. I have an itemized list. I can't think of something. I'm not.

Oh, well, Lexi just knows what she knows, you know? It's true. Lexi knows what she knows. Nothing bothers me strongly at all. That's what I was going to say. I'm not ungrateful for anything that Anna does. She's just very, the only thing is that. Here we go.

You're probably ungrateful for her presence. No. No, I'm not. Damn. Shut up, AJ. I'm saying if Anna wasn't there, you'd be like, fuck, dude, it's just whack. No, I agree. That's why she gets invited to every family function.

Right. But what I was going to say is that she's just a little ditzy. So it makes some conversations very hard. Like she just doesn't get it. And that's fine. And I love her. When Lexi's talking about that highly intellectual stuff, Anna just can't keep up sometimes.

I need a few extra sentences of explanation. It's not even highly intellectual conversation. Oh, yeah. I know, Lexi. I've met you. I ask a lot of questions about how things work do you want to explain that so for example i made a tiktok about it it's a series on my tiktok called the um what is it like the stupid things or things anna asks me or something and she we

were making corn one night like just corn on like in a pan like frozen corn and he asked me she's like well if we cook this for too long is it gonna turn into popcorn oh my god you were dead serious yeah i don't know why wouldn't this turn into popcorn yeah how does popcorn work and then i look back i'm like oh i should have known but that was a pure thought no oh I should have known. But that was a pure thought that I had. No. Oh, I should have known. But those aren't things that bother me. It's just funny. But that's just an example. And then one time we were at a gas station and she was like, I don't know if she asked

how gas got to the gas station or she just was confused on that part. It is confusing. But she was like, I was like, she was like, oh, like, how does gas get to the gas station? It's pumped in straight from the and she was like she was like is there not like a tube like under the ocean like all the way to each gas station that like brings the gas that's like you went you went in on that i actually just saw i just saw a diagram the other day that explained how gas stations worked like what was underneath it and shit i had no clue i was kind of similar on the whole pipeline and i was like have you never like me and anna are very similar i can't keep up with them they're too fucking awesome fix it why are you leaning like that bro it's off center sorry um and but then

i was like oh have you never seen those like big cylinder like semis that like look like there's probably like liquid in the back of them? That like usually say circle K. Highly flammable. Yeah, that's how it gets there, Anna. It says sheets. It would be so much easier if there was just a pipe that was underground. That'd be a long pipe. To find easier.

Right. I mean, after the groundwork is laid, it might be easier. Just drill a hole all the way under the ocean. Now what do you not like about me? You can be honest. Now that she's giving you some... I already know what it is. I have an idea.

She's bossy as hell. She bosses you around. Alexis definitely likes to... She's not shy about it oh i guess i mean not really though alexis likes to she delegates have like the i think i've abused her why won't she's got stock she's perfect no no i definitely think it works though because i don't like being like assertive but alexis definitely will like say what's on her mind or like oh yeah you know are you things want to be run a certain way she'll say it are you um telling the waitress or waiter your orders wrong or i'm not i'm like this is

perfect i'm like allergic to it i'm like eating it she's gonna be like that bitch lexi lexi's like excuse me yeah i know i wanted four pickles and there's only i'm not ungrateful for it but i'm not a karen and i feel like i would probably never do that but just in other situations you're not a karen but you're gonna get what you want what you deserve that's called being the youngest girl of two older boys she is the youngest and a girl like she's getting what she fucking wants see i feel like as the uh oldest brother of two younger girls i'm that's why i'm a complete pushover well yeah i'm a pushover when it comes to lexi like you ask and you'll get it like whoa you guys are opposites ain't you you got two sisters and you got two sisters. Oh, shit. I'm tweaking.

I'm thinking, I forgot. I have two sisters. I'm tweaking. I thought. We've never really had another sister on the pod. And my sister is Zachary. My first lane sister on the pod. Isn't that nice?

AJ, you're something. My bad, dude. But yeah, my bad. Dude dude we're not opposite at all we're both the oldest and have two younger siblings one of mine just happens to not be a girl you're opposite i forgot louisiana is younger than you can you guys tell that anna only has pretty far can you guys tell anna's the oldest and only has a sister? I can see Anna being an only child. Really? Only because she gives me AJ vibes, and I know AJ's the only child. No, I have a younger sister.

The goat. The one and only. Austin, what are you grateful and ungrateful for? Oh, shit. For what? In general? I'm grateful for a lot of things. I'm really grateful for all you people.

If you guys hear a little background noise, it's because there's a bunch of people in the room right next to us. We're having a little party because it's Anna's birthday weekend, baby. Happy birthday. It's her Taylor Swift year. 22. Happy birthday, Anna. Thank you.

I'm thankful for all the people in this house. I know that's cliche as hell, but straight up, without you guys, I'm nothing. I'm grateful for my people. By the way, if your friend has a birthday near the holidays you can still celebrate it yeah and it's all like oh it's thanksgiving it's not my birthday it's like no bro it's hard we're throwing down for your birthday it's crazy everyone is celebrating your birthday you got to look at it like that yeah literally my whole family people you've never met are sorry they are all getting together the whole world my whole

family thanksgiving isn't celebrated outside of America, pal. See, it's true. I just feel bad. It's such a chaotic time. They don't have Native Americans outside of America. They're not cooking deep-frying turkeys in Egypt. I don't think so. Wait, this is the only country

that does Thanksgiving? No, other countries do it. Ireland, when the Pilgrims when you know the pilgrims of ireland met the native americans of ireland you know and they got together that's why they celebrate irish thanksgiving i get it now the whole mayflower thing was what the what really set our shit off exactly manifest destiny that's a bad thing that's a really bad thing that was like trail of tears type shit right yeah yeah The white man's burden, as it was referred to. That is terrible. I know.

You're talking about Manifest Destiny, baby. Fuck Thanksgiving. This is a shitty holiday. Do you remember? Oh, my God. So I was in Food Lion the other day with my sister. And there was this dude who was like, we don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Because it was like, it's all the people that got killed.

And the girl at the register was like, bye, Marcus. She's like turned around and kept checking us out. It was great. Bye, Marcus. That's fire. What am I ungrateful for? Nothing. Nothing at all um nothing i'm i'm pretty grateful for everything really what about you walker you definitely are ungrateful for some things i'm i'm a pretty grateful person in general

in general so specifically what are you ungrateful for um maybe some ungrateful feelings that i have are like um i i take for granted like uh there's little things i guess you guys suck at this game okay sorry sorry i got a list of shit come on all right let's hear it i already said meyer i'm freaking sick north carolina doesn't have Meyer. I'm also ungrateful for my height. I forget that people envy my height. Yeah, bud. I always use Anna to get stuff on higher shelves.

Like today at the gas station, she got the last four surges from the back of the refrigerator. Literally, today I helped this lady get some off the top. I'm just like and it would kill a Paint based rebounder But yeah How tall are you without shoes? I'm like 510 bull fucking shit. Yes. No, I'm serious You are two inches taller than me. You think she don't know I'm 510 we were having this All my not 510 you're You don't know how tall you are. I'm 5'10". We were having this conversation. You are not no fucking 5'10". You're going to piss me off. How am I not 5'10"? You're 5'7".

AJ. Short king. That is true. I'm 5'8", so you are 5'7". Walker's like half an inch taller than me. I'll give it to him. Finally, I'll admit it. This has been a huge argument throughout me and Austin's relationship.

Walker's half an inch taller than me. Anna, you are like two inches taller than me. So you're claiming what? You're claiming 5'10"? Yes. I think we should measure Austin at the end of the podcast. I think we should. You're six feet tall.

If I'm six feet tall with nothing, well, with shoes on, we're together with shoes on, like probably I'm six feet tall. We both have shoes on. Then I don't know. I think I'm 5'10". You're wearing fucking two. I'm 5'3". 5'7 on a good day. You're wearing two inch shoes. No, but like, I don't know. I think I'm 5'10". I'm 5'3". 5'7 on a good day.

You're wearing two-inch shoes. No, but like... I don't know. I thought I was 5'10". But every day I'm towering over everyone. She also thought she was a size 11 shoe at one point, but she is a size 9 shoe. Y'all want to hear something sad?

Yeah. This is what I'm ungrateful something for. Yeah, whatever. i used to pretend i was a size 12 shoe in grade school because i thought it made me cool having a bigger foot and then you know what they say about your shoes i'm actually like an 11 oh that's fine but i don't know i really wanted that 12 i wanted to like i it was really important that my shoe measured in like one of those like you know little blocks they had for the tiles in the school hallway that was a big thing for me i hey one thing can i say one thing real quick i just want to say um no shout

out shout out to the the lady lifters of uh unc shout out to the lady lifters, man. Can we not? Because I haven't gone to lady lifters in a year. She hasn't been able to attend recently, but she's still a lady lifter. I'm not a lady lifter. I am a lady lifter, but I am not a part of the group. Can you flex your PRs for us? What do you got? Yeah.

Let's hear it. All right. No problem. I'll tell you my PR. What's your one rep maxes? Well, I've actually changed my fitness journey because I realized that I don't want to look like a man. This is actually a good topic. This is fair.

You can talk about it, and that's a hot take. That's a hot take for you. Go ahead. What made you make that decision that you didn't want to look like a man? Did someone say you looked like a man, or is this a personal decision? I realized that I just looked like a man. I can show you guys a picture. I don't think you look like a man.

No, we don't need it. We can pop up the picture. This isn't like one of those usual stories where a girl thinks she should have touched dumbbells one time and then she'll look like a man. No, but I've been like... Lexi was grinding for years. I was lifting for a long time.

She was getting to the point where she was built like a brick shithouse. All you fake-ass bitches. Her lats were bigger than mine, for sure. Crazy. Yeah, yacked. Yacked. Yacked. I'm going to need you to send that to me.

We'll pop it up. I'll send it to Austin. So how are you changing your... Talking to the mic, Anna, don't forget. How are you changing your journey? She's now a cardio bunny. Cardio bunny, too. She only does exercises that target the glutes 30 minutes on the stairmaster 30 minutes on the stairmasters that's different no um well no i realize that the main thing is

that i do like hitting biceps and triceps and chest and back but it's just the shoulders are the issue because my shoulders get very big like very fast so the second i start hitting shoulders like way too much which i was i wasn't even doing it too much i do it once a week but just hitting shoulders in general like doing chest press is enough shoulder work that i need yeah so i'm done doing that but i only do hit legs twice a week so fuck off so are you the strongest you've ever been no i'm probably pretty weak right now honestly because i'm not like grinding like super hard like you're maintaining i'm maintaining yeah i feel that do you have any advice for any you know younger lady lifters looking to um tap into the

industry um figure out what you want to look like like if you want to be like a skinny queen then like don't lift a weight like i thought she was gonna say don't eat also don't eat we promote anorexia damn right amen no i'm just saying i lost five pounds in the past two weeks and i'm not gonna tell you how i did it but it was not disclaimer we do not give real we do not give real fitness advice on this podcast uh the pc way to say it is fasting. I've been fasting a lot lately and I'm losing a ton of weight. I'm actually just cutting my calories right now.

I'm doing intermittent fasting. That's where I don't eat all day until one hour. I'm in a deficit. She's negative. Back to the conversation of my PRs. I've probably hit on bench like 130 135 130 i think did you hit a plate or what oh wait that's a plate a plate no i didn't hit a plate damn you've been talking about wanting to hit a plate plates 135 yeah i know i realized no i

haven't hit a plate 125 is my max 10 pounds away Come on. Gave up right before the plate. I was thinking how I've hit 35s on both sides, and then I said 135, and I realized that. There's something about throwing that fucking plate up for the first time. That is all I ever wanted, but then I started not liking the way I looked. Do you guys remember the first time you threw a plate up? That's part of the chest press category. I feel like it was yesterday. Not a plate of food, Anna.

A plate. Remember the first time yesterday. Not a plate of food, Anna. A plate. Remember the first time you threw up a plate of food? She remembers the porta potty vividly. I remember the last time. With Alexis's help lifting, I've put a 10-pound plate. So you know how with guys,

it's like you want to hit two, bench press, you want to hit two plates. The goal is two plates. Two plates. So with girls, it's like you want to hit two plates. The goal is two plates. Two plates. So with girls, it's like a plate. That's like the guy's equivalent. If you're a lifting baddie, a plate.

But it's also very unrealistic for most girls to be able to do that because it's really heavy for a girl. And that's just being honest. Y'all have those hollow bones. How do you think them two plates feel that shit's really fucking heavy no i bet it is fucking heavy jacob like has lifted like 305 and i'm like what you all right so like when you who is jacob my boyfriend what the fuck interesting we just pretend like we don't know each other

yeah that's for the audience you You have a boyfriend. 37 people. You have a boyfriend? Yeah, I have a boyfriend. What's his middle name? Why? I just don't know it. What's his social security number? I don't know his social security number.

Do you know his middle name? Do you know his card number? I have it saved on my Amazon. Do you know his middle name? Send that my way, if you don't mind. His middle name is Charles. Charles? Oh, Charlie boy.

That's my grandpa's name. That's my grandpa's name. I think you guys talked about this. Jacob Charles. Jacob Charles. Charles? Oh, Charlie boy. I think you guys talked about this. Jacob Charles. Charles. Charlie. Jake Charlie. I'm going to start calling him that. He'd be so pissed. Damn it. I was going to say something super important

but I forgot. I keep fucking up this mic. Damn it. How did y'all meet? Anna, where did you come from? We already explained that. No. We met freshman year of high school. Are you from here? Yeah, I'm from Raleigh. My family's from Michigan. What? My family's from Michigan.

My family's from Michigan. My family's from Michigan. Your family's not. Loser. Walker's the outsider. No, I'm the only one that's How do you clean? That's not the word I'm looking for. It's something like that. Jesus Christ.

Something along those lines. But Anna has that dog in her. She has that scrappy little... All right, welcome back to Walker's trivia segment. The transitions here are crazy, guys. Crazy. All right. I got two questions.

This is a two-part question. Okay. How many turkeys are reared each year? What is weird? What does that mean raised and killed? And how many turkeys are killed leading up to Thanksgiving? So how many only? us only uh Lexi why did you go out of your way to burp?

Yeah, she's like wait, where's the lady lifter burp into it She's filled all up with a protein Those man shoulders Basically how many turkeys are killed a year in the US and how many turkeys are killed leading up to Thanksgiving. So, okay, in the U.S., every year, 36,000 turkeys are killed. And leading up to Thanksgiving, I would say roughly probably like 850,000. Can I phone a friend? Okay.

My guess is 2 million Leading up Leading up yeah for sure People don't eat turkey outside of Thanksgiving If you do you're weird Well what about like deli meat Deli meat doesn't count Well that's from one We're talking about whole birds

I need to change my calculations We're not talking about that shit We're talking about whole birds, man. What you got, Daddy? Turkey deli meat comes from Turkey. Two million. Yeah. And what about Thanksgiving? Huh?

What about Thanksgiving? Leading up to Thanksgiving, how many? Two million. What about all year? The entire total. My answer is two million. So four million is your total answer? Sure, yeah.

All right. Ladies? That's where we're going. I asked if I could phone a friend who there there's your friend yeah well we already discussed how this is gonna go do you want to ask the audience out there no don't bring them into this shit they'll get annoying quick dude i don't know this is where i'm gonna say this. This is delicate balance. How many people are in the world and how many people celebrate Thanksgiving?

Maybe like normally in a year like a million turkeys. But leading up, not a million. I want to go with 600,000 turkeys. But for Thanksgiving you're asking?

Our numbers are so fucking off. It's absurd. Well wait, I? Like leading up to Thanksgiving. Our numbers are so fucking off it's absurd. It's going to be bad. Well, wait, I have to add up with Thanksgiving. So I'm going to say for Thanksgiving there's, what's the population of the United States of America? 398 million people. Damn. Yeah, but half of those are households.

And some of those don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just answer the, how many turkeys, bro? Okay, that's like 20%. Yeah, but half of those are households. And some of those don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just answer the, how many turkeys, bro? Okay, that's like 20%. How many turkeys? Come on, spit out a number. Okay, I'm going to say a million turkeys for Thanksgiving, two million turkeys total. No, I'm going to say a million for Thanksgiving,

a million and a half total. All right. So what's up? Do you agree with me? Yeah, I agree. God, you guys are terrible at this. No, wait. I have something to say. Hold on. All right, what's up? Do you agree with me? Yeah, I agree. God, you guys are terrible at this. No, wait. I have something to say.

Hold on. All right, what's up? Leading up to Thanksgiving. Oh, wait. Go to your room. Wait, give us a hint. Was that just so far? Yes.

I'm right. 12 million. Leading up to Thanksgiving, 46 million turkeys are killed. Damn. Per year, 245 million turkeys are killed. Damn. Per year, 245 million turkeys are killed. I asked to phone a friend because Jacob's aunt used to work for Butterball. Holy fuck. One Butterball farm kills more than 600,000 turkeys in two months.

Okay, well, I didn't know that. Not the Butterball farm. Will you turn up the third mic? Is that me? Third from the that. Not the Butterball Farm. Will you turn up the third mic? Is that me? Third from the left. Crank that motherfucker up. Crank that fucker up. Hello.

ATL Jacob. Louder the better. ATL Jacob. What is that? Your boyfriend. All right. What is the second most popular potato dish on Thanksgiving? Sweet potato casserole.

You guys hear this, man? Are you going to the... You can't have side conversations. Yes, we fucking can. We went this year. We ain't going next year. What's the second most popular potato dish? Sweet potato casserole. Sweet potato casserole.

Yams. That is not... Are yams a potato i don't know yams are sweet potatoes yeah they're in the family where was yams are yams are i thought yams are different yams are i have no idea that no yams are sweet potatoes fuck all right were they right what's up the answer is baked potatoes who the fuck is baked potatoes. What? Who the fuck eats baked potatoes? A loaded baked potato? Who's baking it? Get this. Mashed potatoes are fourth on the list.

Who's baking our fourth? Mashed potatoes are fourth? What's first? Potato soup. No. What? For what? Wait, wait.

Just like for Thanksgiving. Yes. Who the fuck's families are doing this shit? I have no idea. Are you making, you're making this up. I'm not making this up. You're just trying to get a rise out of us. What on average is the least favorite...

Can you add your in-text citations, please? Yes, I will. I'll send it all to you guys after the podcast. What's the least favorite dish on Thanksgiving? Actually, we only use APA format. No, we only use IEEE format. Least favorite part of it? Dish.

Part? Of Thanksgiving? Turkey. Yes. turkey yes 100 turkey turkey is my least favorite mine too wait wait wait the least favorite dish of thanksgiving yeah i literally in my head was like turkey 100 i literally but it's like the whole point of thanksgiving but i'm saying like it's just too much you got it it's like bones and like it's just it's definitely like i get some just to be grateful. It's Thanksgiving. This is the one time you have to do it.

If you have looked at any of my Thanksgiving plates over the year, the turkey is definitely just the smallest on the plate. And it's definitely overkill. Green bean casserole and turkey are my least favorite, but that's controversial. I just don't like green beans. This also isn't y'all's answer. It's the statistically. Okay, but everybody at this table just said turkey probably i'm gonna

that's a good indicator i'm saying the turkey's like oh you gotta make it nobody's gonna say anna's family made a salad on thanksgiving so i don't think we should ask her her opinion but i'm saying for the average population they'd probably say it's something that's like healthy like that's their least favorite thing is something that's like great answer is Cranberry sauce. Oh, I fucking love that shit people hate. I love cranberry sauce I love it straight out straight out of the can you let that shit flop down on the plate that shit You can feel the cancerous things in it. It's gas. Hold on. I just want to clear

the air. I am thankful for everyone who makes a turkey on Thanksgiving because I know that it's hard ass where I could never fist a turkey's ass and fucking... That shit is wild that you have to do that.

The something is pulled out of that is not okay. You're yanking the fucking gizzards out of it. Enough. Foul. That is wrong. I would rather have a ham every holiday season. I mean, it's not yanking it. There's just a bag that's got the gizzards in it.

They're freaking... Hams are already cooked. You just need to warm them up. Stuffing sticks of butter in its skin. Well, that's the best part, dude. stuff and sticks of butter in its skin. Well, that's the best part, dude. What if we just change the narrative and start having steak for Thanksgiving?

Or tacos. What if we have burgers? Imagine having tacos and then all of the other sides. We have birria tacos for Thanksgiving. What's the final question? Give me some heat. Damn it.

I thought I would remember, but I didn't remember. I'm sorry, guys. Open that five star. Crack that five star open, boy. What president started the U.S. tradition of turkey pardoning before Thanksgiving? What is turkey pardoning? The U.S. president pardons like five or six turkeys. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Saves their lives. Which president? Yes. The U.S. president pardons like five or six turkeys. Right, right, right. Which president? Richard Nixon. No, it was Hamilton. Probably a long time ago. Austin's answer is Hamilton. Your answer is Nixon. Is that his name? I'm not a crook.

I don't know any of our presidents. Oh, shit. Take one guess guess Andrew Jackson That's a deep cut I guess not he's on money President Taft That's a deep cut Jesus Christ

Who the fuck is that That was ridiculous Is this more of a recent event It was Abraham Lincoln Who the fuck is that? That was ridiculous. What? Is this more of a recent event? It was Abraham Lincoln, which I figured one of y'all would guess. I thought that was too long ago. I got a hot take. I don't know. You said Andrew Jackson.

He was like the third president. Was he? He got killed in a duel, didn't he? He's the one on the 10. I don't know. He's fucking dueling. He's the one on the 10.

Yeah. Or the 5. 10. Abraham Lincoln's on the 5. Oh, yeah. I think it's the 10 then. How is Abraham Lincoln on the 5 and the penny? Fuck him.

That's selfish. Because he was that bad of a bitch. How is George Washington on the 4 and a dollar? Apparently, Abe Lincoln was- Don't go there. I know where you're going. Please don't. Was blowing out that little boy pussy.

Stop. He's in Lex little boy pussy. Stop! Lexington, Kentucky. The fuck he's from. Blowing out what? I literally knew where he was going. Explain yourself. He has sex with little boys. Is that true?

No. He was hanging his own out for guys to just ravage at will. He had a roommate who was definitely fucking on the low. Anyways. So I have a hot take.

Family sucks. Whoa. I think you're just a little sensitive from recent events. But it's okay. Family sucks because people say that family sucks. Like, people are always like, I have to spend time with my family. Oh, I have to go do this.

Like extended family? That shit pisses me off. I love spending time with my family more than anything. But people always feel like it's a chore or act like it's a chore to hang out with their family. So that's not really family suck. No, but you don't believe Yeah, those family members suck. Oh, that. Whoever says something like that.

Oh, the ones that don't like to hang out with their family? Yeah. I was just saying that for the shock factor, so. He's just saying that to qualify it as a hot take. He only speaks in clips. I was trying to make a clip. He speaks in clips. Nailed it.

I feel like, I mean, I get it because, like, I love hanging out with everybody. I mean, but when I go home to, like, see my mom, like, I'm like, all right, I need to enjoy this time. But sometimes I'm just like, bro. I get it. Hanging out with family can be stressful. Just like everybody's family situation can be stressful. Yeah, it's a stressful environment.

So family sucks family members that don't want to hang out suck who are you talking about your dad that motherfucker yeah let's let's bring up that guy all right yeah i have an absent now that we have uh lexi you want to get deep one of the Lane sisters and one of the... Not really. Me either. It's not the time and place. He's not absent. He's in Arkansas. Oh, yeah.

He shows his love and affection. Dude, if Marco doesn't pull up with a gun or something... I know. Can we talk about what we talked about the other day? What? Yeah. Do you remember? No. About life insurance?

Oh, yeah. Our dad has a life insurance policy, and we were wondering if we're still going to get our money when he fucking dies. He said he had a life insurance policy, and we're wondering if we're still going to get our money when he fucking dies. He said he had a life insurance policy when I was like 12. Lexi, I've noticed your Google searches are, does life insurance still pay out if they die of poisoning? You can probably give them a ring. As long as you know his info, you can probably give them a ring.

They'll give you the details. Yeah, daddy said that we each get $100,000. I'm hoping. I'm hoping that we're still on that we're still i'm not gonna have a good retirement fund so i'm gonna need some i need to know that austin your ass is definitely not on that oh he had that a policy dude he gave that yeah he it's gone that's to his like next like four girlfriends i've never i've never watched we can cut this if we. I've never watched anyone make their father look like such a bitch as Austin in our house after they had been drinking all day.

It was crazy. I fucked his ass up. Yeah. What? You talked to him? No, I beat his ass. No, he like... I swung on my dad, too.

Bro, he was carrying him around like a little kid. I was eating some cookies and firing him. Bitch! I dropped my milk and everything. Bro, he's in the kitchen he told me to it's six like fucking six a.m he's talking about make the bed i'm like i wasn't making the

fucking bed buddy i don't know that doesn't work or like that around because he's he's used to fucking prison shit like they wake up at like 4 a.m make the bed do their to clean the whole house that's what they're used to that's like real shit and he's like i'm like bro the door is closed all day there's no need to make the fucking bed like we're good i mean i'm just gonna mess it up so then what bitch hit his ass and then and then grabbed my shit hopped in my pontiac sunfire and got the fuck on fuck are you talking about? I figured you'd be like 12 when this happened. How old were you?

Probably about 20 or some shit. You guys ever hit an elderly figure in your life? He's trying to make you better than a 20-year-old. What do they call it? You respect your elders? Have you guys ever punched a family member in the face? Hot take. We both punched a parental figure. Hot take. A parental figure.

Hot take. Don't respect your elders. You never got... Hot take. Damn, Lexi. Hot take. Don't respect your elders. Not if they don't deserve the respect.

Respect. Respect. Alexa says everyone earns their respect. I don't care if we're related or what it is. You earn your respect and you can be respectful and then I'll be respectful to you. And if not, then I don't have to be nice to you. That was the best part of Captain Marvel when she punched that old broad on the

bus that was great aj i didn't realize that we had so much in common we both hit our daddies yeah i blacked that man's eye bad well i didn't even i connected but it wasn't like i got him arrested i didn't yeah walker got our dad put in jail this shit oh this shit's actually hilarious so so tom no my dad so bro no so we're all drinking we're all like i buy this motherfucker dad daddy's blacked out again and he's acting up so i'm putting him in his place, and he's like, fuck all this shit. I'm going home. So he hops in his truck, and he starts driving home. We're like, cool.

He's gone. Good for him. Should not have been operating a motor vehicle at all. So Walker comes to me two weeks later, and he's like, bro, I got to get this off my chest. This shit's bad. I'm like, what happened? And he's like, bro, I called the cops on your dad that night. Like, I'm so sorry.

I'm like, bro, you think I give a fuck? He's like, damn, they were in college. Yeah. 22. He was in Charlotte. Yeah. My dad came to Charlotte on my birthday. Oh, okay.

One year. We were when we were trying to rekindle our relationship. Daddy issues were really showing that year. Were you in high school still alexis yeah she was the rekindle when you're an adult is dead the guilt that walker had coming to me the guilt that walker had coming to me and telling me that he called the cops i fucking laughed in your face i'm sorry i'd laughed i was like what you think i give a shit i mean i really let everyone down like ever would you stay willingly contacting the police, that's just not possible.

He's like, there's a super lifted truck driving down the street, probably swerving. 9-1-1, what's your emergency? What'd you say, Walker? Yeah, he's going down EWT. He's shit-faced. Go get his house. You know he, like, lost his job because of that?

Yep. That makes me feel better, yeah. Could have been higher, shit. I'm not joking but it's We could have got paid out If you wouldn't have fucked it up for us Fuck Matt Lane Fuck Matt Lane Oh fuck

This is not good His sister's in the other room. Fuck Jimmy Allen. This is not good. Stop shouting. Your dad sounds like a drunk. My dad was just off that crack. That Krenak.

Different vibes. They all had their vices my dad just hadn't slept in four days your dad's hammered he's off the bender he's like this motherfucker's making his bed I swear to god I'm not smoking until he

fucking makes his bed that's why I scratched the rims on the 300 and blamed it on this fucking dope fiend bitch that it wasn't me. I said it was her. Shit's getting intense today. Okay, guys.

This is fire. I scratched some fuckers on the parking lot. Lexi. Why'd you go in the mic for that? You're a sicko. Good one. Hell yeah. Nailed it.

Walker, I have a question question Are your sisters coming over? I think so They said they were earlier I think they were trying to take a clear birth of the podcast That's probably Yeah they're scared of it I just needed to know They talk so much shit

Everybody talks so much shit about Juan I've been trying to introduce Me and Austin have been trying to introduce my little sister To Lexi for years Like eight years I mean literally since I've been trying to introduce me and Austin have been trying to introduce my little sister to Lexi for years. Because it's just perfect. I mean literally since I've probably been in middle school. My little sister also has a best friend named Anna. Which we know.

And y'all went to the same school? We went to school together. She graduated a year after us. Can I have some unfiltered opinions on her? Was she weird as fuck in high school? Anna? Uh huh. No. I don't think I ever actually talked to her. I wasn't friends with her. Anna's also really nice, so she's never

going to say her. She can't even talk bad about you. No, she was on the soccer team with some of my friends. So I wasn't close with her. I think when Austin's brought it up, when Austin's brought it up, Anna's like, oh, I like Anna Chen a lot. Yeah, it's always been good vibes. No shit's been talking yet

we'll see how the night goes though oh yeah that's my that's my that's my girl shit's about to hit the fan tonight the anna's are gonna fucking do get out the beer bongs are gonna be out wait hold on only one girl can be named annivers coming over annivers coming over with her friend her best friend i know her um and wheezy yeah Yeah, and Wheezy. And Kara. Kara? The gang's pulling up. Holy shit. Yeah, Kara. And my sister and her friend and my parents.

And Aaron Pace. Oh, I forgot your fucking parents are pulling up. And Teresa and Stanley Pace. We are tight with Trello. 35, 40 minutes. What are you talking about? Parents are about to pull up. No, no, no.

I haven't said that. She told her parents to come at me. Well, send them the Addy. You guys have anything you want to say to wrap this up? What? It's ending? We're done? Sorry.

Okay. We need, like, one more segment. Fucking blows. What? Your mac and cheese was so good, bro. I literally talked about it this morning. The best mac and cheese blows? The best mac and cheese is Kraft mac and cheese.

Bro, I was dreaming about it today. I literally woke up this morning and I was like, fuck, can we take any with us? No way. I had some croquette. No one. I haven't even. That is the worst take you've ever had. You need to have some of AJ's mac and cheese.

Mac and cheese blows. He likes Kraft mac and cheese. It's all about. You got to buy. Me too. You got to buy name brand cheese. That's it. AJ made the most fire mac and cheese for Thanksgiving yesterday.

Talk to me nice. I didn't take a picture of it because I don't need to. If you know, you know. Lexi, what's your hot take? I said my hot take. What's your hot take, Anna? Just in general. Say something off the wall.

Fuck these Instagram bitches. Yeah, I want wanna hear Anna get controversial She's too nice all the time I wanna hear her say some wild shit I don't like injecting Testosterone Can I tell you one thing that I super love about Anna She is super musically inclined

Okay I'll do a hot take about music Let me just think about it You have good taste in music A.K. aka Lil Baby. Facts. Gas. AKA Anna asking me all the time, how do you feel about this album?

I'm like, seven out of ten. She's like, I feel you. You listen to D-Baby? Not really. He's got some heat. Who?

D-Baby. Shut the fuck up. I'm on to some other shit. Shout out to Bad for the World other shit shout out for the world say some out of the wall shit about the music industry out of the fucking wall everyone look up bash for the world don't say i put you on okay well this isn't a hot take but ever since we studied abroad in spain spanish music is fire bad bunny yeah thank you is that controversial probably not it's fine we listen to bad bunny the whole car

my only issue with spanish music is i don't know what the i don't know what they're saying but i'm like french music is fire see i was talking i wanted to put french music on because i took a lot of french in high school and some in college encore by uh whatever that girl's name is oh okay i'm down because i like to listen to it because i can kind of understand it i can't say it but if i hear it or read it i'm like oh okay what's that so i'm let anna say the outro in french hit us with a little French line real quick. No, I can't.

For our French listeners. Say some French, please. We do have French listeners. Really? We do. Yeah. See, he's already better. I don't do well, like, saying it.

Under pressure? We're putting you on the spot. Say it. Say it. Say it. What should I... Say something for me to say, and I'll try. No, just say it.

You know, horses oftentimes have the biggest pain in the system. Just say some, like, basic shit. Like, hello, my name is Anna. I love Always Laugh Podcast. Bonjour. Je m'appelle Anna. Je m'... Always Laugh Podcast.

Let's go. And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for listening. That was so good, Anna. Friends is truly the language of love thank you guys all so much for coming out and listening to another episode of the always laugh podcast my name is austin lane my name is aj my name is lexi lane my name is anna pace i'm walker not the government

we out love you everyone wait i have an after segment segment after podcast segment you guys can put this at the end this is the extended cut we got a man back the extended cut okay the extended cut is when me and anna were studying abroad in spain we were hanging out with her spanish foreignna were studying abroad in spain we were hanging out with her spanish foreign exchange student she lives in madrid we were studying abroad in barcelona and we barcelona barcelona and we went to a bar called raz oh sorry it's a club we went to a club called raz and um the foreign said foreign exchange student wanted to climb on a balcony that was not um permitted and i happened to um climb with her and anna has a

video that we can insert here and she'll send it to austin so what happened um They got escorted out by a few Spanish bouncers. So you guys were committing crimes in a Spanish club. And then we got taken out the back door and told to leave in Spain. It was 4 a.m. I'm glad you guys lived it up in Spain.

It was great. And we out again. Love you everyone again.