Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #48 - Keepin it Real

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

This episode we talk about times that we had to keep it real, or people had to keep it real with us. The truth isn't always easy. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), a...nd Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to the always laugh podcast my name is Welcome back to the always laugh podcast my name is Austin Lane my name is AJ My name is Walker if presented with the opportunity. I would probably swallow Smith What's up boys Walker? What is wrong with you? Why can you never just be a normal person to hang out with? What do you mean, dude? You just act like everything that you say is fine. Dude, everything I say is fine.
Starting point is 00:00:35 It's all good, man. Why do you act like you're not on death's fucking door right now? I'm not on death's door right now, dude. My body does not feel right. We have bottles of Dayquil just stashed around the house like a some kind of like fucked up scavenger hunt i don't know what you're talking about i'm not sick don't you hate it when people say they're not that's why he's wearing blackout sunglasses on the podcast this week let's talk about what you're wearing you look like i've gotten really into high fashion
Starting point is 00:01:06 lately, and I've heard high fashion is wearing the cheap tennis accessories from Walmart. You look like that douchebag at the frat party that everybody kind of dislikes, but everybody kind of loves at the same time.
Starting point is 00:01:22 He gets the most ass. They dislike, but they respect him. Yeah, like he doesn't give a fuck, which makes the girls really like him. First off, those weren't the bottom of the barrel, bud. Yeah, those fucked up throwing shots at the gift that somebody bought for you. What is this, Wilson? Nah, dude, it's like overhand or some shit. It's like Walmart brand. some shit like it's it's you know it's like walmart brand and listen i love it you can't say that you love it after talking shit about it i do love it it's
Starting point is 00:01:52 sweat bands it doesn't need to be you know uh i don't know what that what's the nicest tennis brand not even know wilson probably probably who knows it doesn't need to be wilson it's you know sweat band yeah but like you know i Walmart-branded shit is always just so funny. It's always, like, the trashiest logo you've ever seen. So today's theme is keeping it real. Let's keep it real, boys. I had an associate keep it real with me the other day. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:02:22 She's, like, probably, like, 60 probably like 60 65 maybe oh she's an older lady and um she comes in uh it's her part-time job she only comes in like seven hours a week right that's fire she comes in she walks up to me she said hi aj i'm like hi she's like i'm high i'm like what what she's like i'm high i'm like i'm like what you're like keep that to yourself i'm just like i'm like i'm like there ain't no way she just says she's high and i'm like what she's smoking weed and she's like i'm high and then she starts getting on her phone and turns it. You know, old people love turning their phone around and just holding it there. You know, normally they'd be like, look.
Starting point is 00:03:10 But she's like, yeah. And I look up. She said, this is what they gave me. It was like Tramadol, Viking In, and some Xanax. God. Or like the off-brand version of Xanax or some shit. And I said, are you okay to be here? I'm like, you're driving?
Starting point is 00:03:27 I'm like, you're tripping. But I was like, she's keeping it real, dude. She straight up told me she was fried. I'm like, I've been on them for a couple days now. I'm used to it. Why is she on them? I don't know. I didn't ask.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Bro, that is like, imagine taking a Xanax and going to work. Like, what the fuck? You're black, bro. It's probably fire. It's like the worst place to take a Xanax and going to work. What the fuck? You're black, though. It's probably fire. It's like the worst place to take a Xanax at. You're stealing. You're trying to relax. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:51 And it's like, sir, can you please check me out? I've been here for 10 minutes. Oh, shit. She's been making eye contact the whole time. She forgets she's at work. Dude, I heard in college this white girl kept it real, real, real with me one time. She said, she was like, yeah, I kind of quit drinking because I was trying to lose weight. So now I just take Xanax because it gives me the same effects of drinking alcohol
Starting point is 00:04:25 but i don't gain the weight that's fire that was the realest shit i ever heard i was like you're committed to the bit bro like you're committed to your diet have you guys ever taken xanax never have uh yeah i have what's it like um i don't recommend it it It's stupid. It literally makes you feel like a superhuman. Really? Like, you can black out. Like, you can go days blacked out on them. And the only reason I know is because I had a cousin that was deep, deep into the shits. Crashed, wrecked, like, no joke, four cars off Xanax. That that's insane went to jail you you'll wake up in
Starting point is 00:05:08 jail and not know what happened like it's bad like that ever happened to you no i i never never went that far down the rabbit hole i never dabbled like that and i'm ashamed to say that i even took xanax before but yeah um it's it's bad man like it's one of the words it should not be allowed like it should not be a thing like it it freaking it just you black out on them like dude like people steal shit on xanax like no other because you feel invincible like you wake up in the morning with a pocket full of shit and like you'll just go like you'll go, like, you'll tell the same story just, like, day after day. Like, you won't realize it. Like, you're still a functioning human off them, but you're just blacked out.
Starting point is 00:05:52 That's wild. Like, living life in, like. Like, do you get sloppy? Like, if you're drunk, you know how, like, if you're super drunk, you'll just get, like, sloppy. Yeah. There's a dude that you knew that took four Xanax and shit himself. He had to be carried out of party. Yeah, no, literally.
Starting point is 00:06:06 No, you can like... It was like 300 pounds. Especially if you're drinking on them. Like, people drink on them and shit. And it's just like... It's a nightmare for... It's bad, dude. Don't do drugs, kid.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Stay in school. Yeah, do not do drugs. I'm actually glad... Dude, drugs are so sick. I'm actually glad I did it. So now I know what not to do. It's terrible. For sure.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I watch people ruin their lives off that shit. Realistically. Dude, people are soft. Straight up. Straight up. What do you think? Who, you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I mean, I'm soft. We're all soft but like people these days are just charming soft people like charming bro fucker you're soft as hell i'm like charming charming ultra soft charming the hell is wrong with you i'm definitely soft austin got me a pair of shoes uh or got my daughter a pair of shoes and gave them to me in my baby shower and i started crying it was awesome my goal was to have the best gift it literally started crying when he opened it fucking dude i'm soft i'd be crying like a like a little girl now really oh yeah i haven't seen you cry all the time what do you cry about uh you know mostly it's sound like you're bullshit right well you know
Starting point is 00:07:20 back in the day when i wanted to like make myself cry i would just like think about my dog dying or like you know something like that. Why were you making yourself cry? To get attention? Yeah, well, not really. It wasn't really in public, but sometimes in private, I'd be like, you know, just having a crisis. And I'd be like, just think about the dog dying. And it would just spiral down this negativity hole
Starting point is 00:07:42 until I was just like sobbing by myself. But then the dog actually died. So it's like, I can't rely on that anymore to cry. You're done. So I'm trying to find, like, a new. Like, you kind of got that closure already? Yeah. So I'm trying to find, like, a new tragedy I can just, like, pull upon.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Imagine, like, me dying or something. Would that work? Wouldn't quite cut it yeah no you know i'm trying to i'm trying to cry not start like singing and dancing i freaking what do you mean no one's crying i was not crying i've been lately i've been crying aj cries almost every time i see him yeah literally i've cried more this year than I have in a very long time. When I first met AJ, I never would have expected to see him cry. This doesn't seem like something that would have happened.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I've seen this man cry a lot. It's because I freaking met Austin throughout my – I already went through my younger days, and I caught Austin on the back end. So, like, a lot of fucking shit – a lot of shit's happened, like, in my life on the back end so like a lot of fucking shit a lot of shit's happened like in my life on the back end you know the late 20s will get you you start shit people start dying anyone who's like over like 35 it's gonna hear you say back end yeah you're on the back end buddy I'm saying the
Starting point is 00:09:02 back end of 20 you've already pe. It's a steep downhill from here. Oh, definitely have peaked, buddy. Years ago. You've definitely not peaked. Oh, no, dude. You don't think he's peaked? No. I'm actually, like, literally, I'm lit right now.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I'm, like, I'm on fire right now. Wait until AJ's got, like, a hundred grand in the bank. The baby's not nagging him he can like buy an xbox and then like you know 80 inch tv and then he'd be happy that's that's all you need right there xbox 80 inch tv make it at 85 86 yeah special big tv made but yeah austin austin literally has caught me on the back end of my 20s and a lot of like i didn't got married or engaged baby my guy died it'd been a whole bunch of shit to happen austin see me cry about some ho shit some ho shit my best friend dying that ho i'm saying freaking motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:10:06 He's always around. Dude, it was sweet seeing you tear up, you know, when your baby was announced. And you and Kenzie, like, are sorry. It's fine. I mean, we're not talking negatively. We're not talking crazy. And, like, y'all, like, coming together and, like, hugging. And, you know, like, they, like coming together and like hugging and you know like they like had this
Starting point is 00:10:26 really sweet moment we are both crying and like looking each in each other's eyes and i was almost crying i'm almost crying now are you yeah wait did you like i can let one go if i let go let's all cry man dude let's just fuck it, man. You're going to do such a good job of raising her. All you got to do is make me pull out one of them things. They had this thing that was like they gave to everyone at the baby shower. And it was like a piece of paper that said, like, what would you like to tell your future daughter? What were some of the questions? It was like, what would you like to tell your future daughter or like what what were some of the questions it was like what would you like it was just a like i i hope you blank or like
Starting point is 00:11:11 like what would you tell your daughter or like um i don't know remember to always yeah remember to always blank you had to fill in the blanks and i don't know why when i was writing my answers i don't take guys from michigan i just was guys from Michigan I just was uh in my head I was picturing myself as if like I passed away and these were like notes that like were gave or get given to her um after I passed away and shit and it was just weird you really went down a deep would you do like a uh one of like like recordings like say like you had like some terminal disease and like were going to pass away before your kid was around.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Would you make recordings for them? That's pretty fire. Yeah, I definitely would. That's pretty fire. I'll make a video. But imagine like, you know. I'll have Austin edit me a video up. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:57 A dad records everything on a Game Boy Advance. And he's like, these are going to last forever. A Nintendo DS. Yeah. It's like, a Game Boy Advance. And he's like, these are going to last forever. A Nintendo DS? Yeah. It's like, I can't fucking. I can't even fucking look at corrupted. The PSP memory disk ain't working, dog.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Dude, the PSP was so fucking hard. I used to watch porn on that. Oh, dude, that was when I first ever got to watch porn. Internet porn on the PSP. Dude, it was so shit. It was fucking sick. Back in like the. it was death metal and porn for me yeah but I had lamb I had lamb of god all that type of shit on my PSP along with some some
Starting point is 00:12:33 pornographic material I had a national treasure bro I used to watch national treasure like every night Nick Cage had like a uh a big a big part of my upbringing I say. I'm like an amalgamation of Nick Cage and Weird Al Yankovic. I forgot about Weird Al Yankovic. Walker, sit the fuck still. I can't, dude. I'm sorry. You're so fidgety. Whatever happened to Weird Al? What was that song he had?
Starting point is 00:12:58 Riding Dirty. Oh, yeah. It was the Chameleon Air song. Riding Nerdy. Yeah, buddy. Dude, he's got so many good ones. But now that I'm thinking about it, I can't name a single one.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Do you guys know who Peter Centinello is? I've heard the name. Do you know who? Big YouTuber. Okay, what does he do? He's not that big. I don't know about him. No, he's huge. He just goes't know about no he's he's huge he just he
Starting point is 00:13:25 just goes to different small goes to different parts of the world like all the time and um just like just just explores right top meets random people like yeah kind of like um what's your point here aj well and he was speaking of weird al he he went and met this amish dude that is they got me locked in dude i i want to meet this Amish dude that got me locked in. Dude, I want to meet this Amish dude. He is the coolest dude ever. What does Peter Santanelli, the Amish dude, and fucking Weird Al have to do with each other? Ain't Weird Al Amish? I don't fucking know.
Starting point is 00:13:58 The guy who makes music professionally? No, he's not fucking Amish. I don't know why I thought he was Amish. Dude, those people use horse-drawn buggies. They're not in the recording studio parodying Chameleon Air. My guy got a YouTube channel, but he don't run it.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Someone runs it for him. He's just content. Yeah, he's just the whore that gets whored out. Weird Al did the whoring, okay? He wasn't on the, he wasn't turning tricks. He was making people turn tricks. You want to know who else? I've been wondering, like, where the fuck are they at?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Like, that was, like, an iconic time in my childhood. Clay Aiken. Music artist? No. Rest in peace. The Joker. The Joker? You remember Joker? Freaking, um. From Batman peace. The Joker. The Joker? You remember Joker?
Starting point is 00:14:46 Freaking, um. From Batman? No, dude. The freaking rapper, man. Joker. You're thinking of, um. No, I'm not. Who are you thinking of?
Starting point is 00:14:57 I don't know Joker. AJ has the most, like, just insane references. No, I don't. You do. People know who the Joker is. He had punchlines out of this world, dude. Like, it was... I can't think of a bar right now,
Starting point is 00:15:10 but I saw a TikTok... Out of this fucking world. I saw a TikTok about it, and people were like, no one knows what happened to him. He was fired, though. Walker, you got any trivia for us this week? Nope.
Starting point is 00:15:21 God damn it. Well, I got something for you. All right. Make something up real quick. All right. You got trivia. Sl, I got something for you. Make something up real quick. He slaps himself in the face of the mic. Yeah, what you got, AJ? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Let me see. No, you don't get to think. Hey, no, no, no, no. Hold on. No. Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm sorry. Who won the Super Bowl last year? I don't know. I don't know. Chiefs? The Chief know. I don't know. Chiefs? The Chiefs.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I know that. All right. I was just checking. I don't even think I watched the Super Bowl last year. Okay. Hit me with some trivia. It just said, hold on. I got you.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's literally like, hey, put the attention on me and watch me wait. I don't understand. No shit.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Stop calling the attention to yourself. All right. Yeah, you get it. You got it. Good. All right. What company came out horrible? What makeup company has the slogan, maybe she's born with it maybe it's maybelline
Starting point is 00:16:28 oh my god is that is that's a company correct cover girl what is that shit cover girl that's another makeup company ah what do you remember from cover girl was um they had this ad that ran and it had a girl with like a gap tooth and it was like uh get the london look it's the london look so they uh they made this like it was like one of the first memes i ever saw and this dude he like had like this infographic and he was like it's the london look and he took like a screwdriver and he like put it in between his teeth and like imitated like smashing the screwdriver through with like a hammer and he like put it in between his teeth and like imitated like smashing the screwdriver through with like a hammer and then like colored like a little strip of black in between his teeth so he had this like big ass gap and look exactly like the model god dang great um
Starting point is 00:17:15 are you guys into like gap teeth like apparently that's a thing that people are into like the gap in between your tooth front teeth like that's like an aesthetic that people are like that people are attracted to is that like the where the girls comb their eyebrows up like straight up bro i'd be seeing no idea who got some wild fake eyelashes i remember bro we were on the um we were on the ferry uh i don't know what on some european country what was it amsterdam yeah yeah that country and the netherlands yeah and uh there was this girl on there with the big ass uh fake eyelashes and her eyes were like flapping in the wind it was pretty wild it was pretty wild wasn't it there's a lot of women at my work with them damn eyelashes. Shit's whack.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I got a hot take for you guys. Don't tell the truth just to make yourself feel better. Keep it real. Yep. Keep it real. It's your guilt to live with. Tell the truth because it's the right thing to do. But don't just try to get rid of your guilt and put it on someone else.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Me telling you the truth about something fucked up is going to make you feel way worse. And you're going to have to live with that now. And it's going to make me feel better. And I can get that off my chest and I can move on. I feel like that's a selfish thing to do. What do you think? Yeah. It is scary though. In terms of relationship building, to know you think that.
Starting point is 00:18:50 It's like, how am I supposed to trust Austin? Because he's never going to tell me if he thinks I'm not. Well, see, I'm extremely selfish, so I will always tell you the truth to make myself feel better. You don't have to worry about me lying to you you because I'd rather get that guilt off my chest. Austin will never miss a put-down chance. You know what I'm saying? I'll never miss an opportunity to make myself feel better by putting you down.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Exactly. And that's why I love it. That's my favorite thing about you. That's why we work so well. You guys click very well. Exactly. Extreme highs, extreme lows. But do you think that's legitimate advice
Starting point is 00:19:24 or do you think that's bullshit you think you should always be honest no okay do you think you should dude I remember I don't know there's like this Ricky Gervais movie and it's like what would happen in a world where like everyone's honest if one person could lie and like
Starting point is 00:19:40 you know all he used it for was to like fuck women and stuff like that and it's like if there was a world where everybody was honest, you could do anything you wanted. Oh, for sure. And like you were able to lie? Uh-huh. Yeah, you could be, you'd be the richest man. Do you work in this bank?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Dictator. Yes. Okay. I'll take everything. Is this money yours? For sure. I thought it was mine, but we can't tell lies. Dude, I had to lie today at work.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Bad. Really? Yeah. You were not keeping it real. No. Opposite of real, but it's like I can't get involved. I ain't even going. There's just some shit going on on my team.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Yeah. Tell us. I can't get involved. No, sir. But I had to lie. Can you tell us the lie obscure names and faces but tell us what's going on it's that bad yeah it's bad there's drugs involved ah shit yeah we'll say sally was doing drugs yeah so i don't know i i heard this shit happened at a different store, something similar. All right, anyway. Dude, what a great story.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I ain't talking about it. That's so sick. I'm just saying I had to lie, though. It was bad. Thanks, AJ. It's like, you know when the shit's under investigation, and you're like... Oh, you can't speak on it. Yeah, I can't speak on that, big bro.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Like, chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got to do their investigation there can we can we go to it's official police business can we go to um austin's spelling bee now yeah dude i got one for you all right restaurant oh fuck I do not know how to spell it. R-E-S-T-A-U-R-A-N-T. Nice. Nice. I don't know if that's right, but I think it is. That's right. Optometrist.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Optometrist? O-P-T. I don't know. You were right up to the point where you quit. O-P-T I don't know. You were right up to the point where you quit. O-P-T-O-M I don't know. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Albert Kirky. Oh, fuck no. Skip. What? Next. I don't know how to spell that. I don't know how to spell that. Albert Kirky really did it in for him. Can we have words that normal people know how to spell that. God is a... Don't know how to spell that. Albert Crickey really did it in for him. Can we have words that, like, normal people know how to spell?
Starting point is 00:22:08 It's fucking... Ain't it the capital of fucking New Mexico? What does that have to do with me knowing how to spell it? You learned it. I guarantee it. It's a hugely popular state, dude. Come on, now. Bumblebee.
Starting point is 00:22:23 B-U-M-B-L-E-B-E-E. Nice. You guys are bad at this. You guys are bad at giving me words. I literally stumped you. I stumped you too. I think the goal is to make me look stupid by giving me words that I should know how to spell. Let's talk about, let's turn this into sports real quick.
Starting point is 00:22:42 There. T-H-E-I-R. Nope. T-H-E-Y. T-H-E-R-E. T-H-E-I-R. Nope. T-H-E-Y. Nope. T-H-E-R-E. T-H-E-R-E. Yep.
Starting point is 00:22:51 If you were to... Where? W-E-A-R. Nope. Fuck. W-H-E-R-E. Nope. God damn.
Starting point is 00:22:58 If you were to have me write out those words, though, in particular there, like if you... I bet you couldn't use them correctly no i i know how to use two of them correctly it's just the ere one throws me the fuck off ere th ere that one throws me off that's like there is if i said like a conjunction would you have any idea what that is no what about like i don't know i was struggling on um what the little thing was i was struggling the other day i was struggling to um the thing in the thing in the air it literally took i couldn't figure it out what it was called i totally forgot i blanked the thing in the air just separate the limp oh man what i now i know it i now know it's an apostrophe oh apostrophe yeah apostrophe i totally forgot that was like a thing i just you know i'm saying it's because you don't read books
Starting point is 00:23:55 but like still when does that ever get called an apostrophe it's just there you just know what it means when do you get called an apostrophe i'm, like, you know what it's used for is to be in place of the letter. You know what this is like? It's like kids looking at the, like, floppy disk. They're like, oh, that's the save icon. That's funny as fuck. Or, like, you know, picking up the phone like that when people just listen to the phone like that. You guys want to talk about sports real quick?
Starting point is 00:24:24 Yeah, Florida State 13-0, no bowl game. Yeah, how about that? No playoff. Who fucking cares? Walker, just because you lost your love for the game doesn't mean. All right, let's hear you guys' hot takes on it. I saw Trevor Lawrence got hurt, and I saw his meme that was like, oh, I guess we got to talk to the committee and see if the Jags should still go to the playoffs
Starting point is 00:24:48 because Trevor Lawrence got hurt. So the reason that Florida State didn't make the playoff is because their quarterback got hurt a couple games ago, and they take that into consideration, which is fucking bullshit because one of the biggest things they say in football is you're only as good as your worst player. Never thought about that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:09 So, like, that shrimp-ass kicker, they should, like, have him fight to the death with, like, Alabama's kicker. You know? They should. For kicker, like, death squads. Like, kicker hunger games. That's what determines the playoffs. I just think it's bullshit that Florida State busted their ass all season,
Starting point is 00:25:26 went 13-0, and then there are two, not only one, but two teams in the college playoff this year that have a loss in their record. Hey, but I'll play devil's advocate because I don't care. Florida State doesn't deserve it because they play in the ACC, and the ACC sucks big donkey dick. So Alabama, by being 11-1, that is like three or four times more impressive than Florida State. Florida State could go 17-0.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Florida State could go undefeated two seasons in a row, and Alabama should still be in over them. What about Texas? Texas is going to get in because more people care about Texas than Florida State. I don't care about Bama making it, but Texas? Where the fuck did they come from? Powerhouse School.
Starting point is 00:26:10 It's so stupid. Texas, they have a loss as well. Texas' endowment is like, I think it's the largest in, I don't know, America. What does endowment mean? That's like the money that your finance or your alumni base like contributes to the school on a yearly basis or something like that they have an endowment like the billions that's fucking sick what was the deal with um i just seen i think it might have been texas the owner of like i don't know some high up guy in texas was getting booed like crazy after they won their last game.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Did they get switched conferences or something like that? Did they get entered into the SEC or something like that? Yeah, they were in the Big Ten for the longest time, and then they went to the SEC. Really? Yeah. Do you guys see what is it called? What is it?
Starting point is 00:27:04 The Big 12? The Pac it? The Big 12? The Pac-12? There's Big 10. There was Big 10, but there's Pac-12. It's still the Big 10, but it's just more than 10. Yeah. What is it? Pac-12? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Big 12? Pac-12? Pac-12. Is gone, or it's going to be. Nice. It's just all going away. Dude, it's where? I don't know, man. Anyway, you guys have anything else you want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah, Pat McAfee's absolutely saving College Game Day. He's carrying right now? Yeah, he is carrying. Bro, he's not going to be on next year. All the fans are going to like the fans really yeah they're they're about to boot his ass what like there's everyone's consistent um i don't know disapproval or hatred towards him like online like he's even commented on it he was like i'd like to do it another year but if the if the fans have their choice i won't be there's so to see that's crazy
Starting point is 00:28:05 because that's just the internet for you like like it kind of goes back to like the thing like if you go on google and say like are you know are apples good for you and and then you're gonna get so much shit like that's good and then like if you were like are apples bad for you like there's like depending on how you word it there's a complete side of the internet it's like good and it's completely like complete opposites so it's crazy because all i see is videos on internet saying how good pat mcafee is and how like exciting and lit and like entertaining he is to watch on game day and you're just like yeah he's proud he'll be there next year people hate him and i was under the impression people loved him.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying. A hundred percent. Huh. I like it when they ask the – when they have the kid kick field – when they have people kick field goals, and they're like, have you ever kicked before? And they're like, no. They're like, have you ever talked shit about a kicker?
Starting point is 00:29:04 And they're always like, probably like, yeah. Hell yeah. It's so easy. And then they go to kick it and the fucker don't even get off the ground. Buddy, for 100 racks, you kicked it, number one, in your socks. I get it. I know you can kick better sometimes with your shoes off. But you didn't even get leverage, no air.
Starting point is 00:29:22 You freaking whiffed, buddy. For 100 racks, are you kicking a field goal yeah i make how many yards a field goal right now i think it's like 30 what walker you might know 33 yards it's not five yards 35. i can make a 35 yarder it would be hard as hell i don't think you can i can for sure i definitely Do you believe in me, Walker? Yes. I probably should believe in you. I think I can kick a farther field goal than you. Well, yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Actually, probably not. Yes, 100%. Probably not. I've learned to not bet against Austin because the first time I met Austin. Austin was only inspired by spite. I literally, the first time I met this man We were talking about pushups And I said you can't do no 60 pushups in a minute
Starting point is 00:30:11 I'm like 60 This was back when I was in my prime I could do it right now 60 seconds 60 pushups I'm like ain't no way Right now And he did it I'll bet a hundo on it
Starting point is 00:30:23 I could do it 60 pushups Deadass. I could do it. I could do it. 60 pushups in 60 seconds. I could do it. Can I bet 100? 100. Yeah. Deadass.
Starting point is 00:30:33 That was a stupid fucking bet. Why? He can do it for sure. I can 100%. Yeah, so? So what? He's still. I might throw up after.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You just fucked up. All right. All right. I damn near could do it let's uh let's wrap up take your 100 too let's wrap up this podcast we gotta do full up downs or just like you have to do full up downs i'm not doing shit all right all right we're wrapping up the pod full up downs we're gonna insert the video right here all right we're we're gonna wrap up this pod right now we're gonna take the camera off the tripod and uh i'm going to do my 60 push-ups in 60 seconds.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I'm going to win my money. Wait, I thought it was 100 push-ups. What? Or, yeah, 60 push-ups. 60 in 60 seconds. 60, yeah. For $100. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:31:16 All right. He literally killed it. You're fucked. I'm going to throw up. All right. Thanks for listening to another episode of the always laugh podcast my name is austin lane my name's aj i'm walker we out love you

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