Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #52 - Borrowing Happiness From Tomorrow

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

This episode we talk about the things that make us happy and the things that make us sad. sometimes the things that make us happy right now lead to us being sad later. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

welcome back to the always laugh podcast my name is austin lane my name is aj i'm walker hi guys what's up hello uh let's get a little baby update dude how's it going yeah straight into the baby update um my daughter is one week and one day old and she's doing good man it's just a lot of sleeping she's eating sleeping and shitting literally that's all babies do that's all you need eat sleep and shit it's really fun i've uh i've gotten you know we get two hours of sleep and then gotta wake up for about 15 to 20 minutes and then two more hours of sleep and then same thing is grandma still there nah no she's been gone for a couple days so we um you know throughout the night anyways it's just been it was just us anyways but

she was helping throughout the day but now it's just us and we're we're happy to experience you know our daughter by ourselves and everything so and uh i feel like we should come out and say uh you know we didn't mean any shade to any other father in the manti clan yeah and i think we were mainly referencing our dads yeah when i said when i so there was a clip from last pod and basically i said aj is going to be the best dad our family has had or whatever and i was really referring to like my dad his dad and other dads that from past from from older people i was thinking of older people yeah my other cousin has a child so he's a father and he's a great father so there was no shade being thrown we love you k bob he uh he he set the he set the bar You know, he's what I look up to.

You know, because he's the only one I know as well. But I ain't going to lie. Like, even if we were, like. He's got the best beard out of the four of us. He lives in a different state. So, it's like, it sometimes can be, like, if we're just talking quick, like, he lives in a different state. So, it's like, you know. Yeah.

Not to say we forgot. There was no ill intent. Not to say we forgot about him. But sometimes, like, it's not, like, first thing on our minds. Anyway, I want to talk about what makes you guys happy. I want to talk about what little things throughout your day give you, like, a dopamine rush. Like, what's your morning dopamine rush, what's your afternoon dopamine rush? And what's your evening dopamine rush? Jay? All right, all right. So my morning dopamine rush is waking up and just sitting and staring at the computer.

And what I do at the computer is I check all my finances. That is my freaking dopamine rush in the mornings is immediately going straight to the computer, sitting down, and logging in to so many websites. Looking through my finances in the morning would be like taking an AK-47 and fucking unloading an entire clip on any dopamine level that I possibly had left in my mouth That shit would fuck me up if you were to walk in in the morning me at the computer You're gonna see Excel sheets. You're gonna see you're gonna see a bank logins So that's what I do in the mornings on I just like to start my I like to see where I'm at must be rich

Do y'all y'all are true like hustler mentalities? I just want to see where I'm at for the day. See if anything's changed. You know what I'm saying? See where we're at. I'll make sure all the numbers are correct. I'll make sure every number is correct, number one. So that's the morning. What's afternoon?

I skip. I try to wait as long as I can to eat breakfast. I don't like eating breakfast. I usually would prefer to wait till about 12 to 1 o'clock to eat my first meal of the day right just go straight to lunch because if i eat breakfast i'm gonna be hungry in two hours anyways yeah you got to get your metabolism going for the day it's a scam it's literally a scam i'll be hungry regardless get rid of that little pooch you got going on nah nah so afternoon dopamine would be a diet coke oh i look shit. I look forward to that Diet Coke.

Austin's one. Or not Austin. AJ's one of those guys that's gotten into diet soda in his 30s. I have. And because it's like it gives you a little zing, you know, a little zap. It's like, ooh, shit. He's training for his 30th. He turns 30.

He's like four years behind the TikTok girls. It damn near tastes like it got liquor in it that diet coke is different and then at night man the dopamine rush at night would just probably be um just doing nothing i don't know just chilling i don't really have one at night probably just locking in on some youtube shit or something like that i don't know how about you guys walker what's your morning dopamine rush my morning dopamine rush is you know waking up at like the ass crack of dawn uh or not ass crack almost like the reverse of ass crack of dawn waking up at like noon um so morning starts in

the afternoon yeah waking up not taking a shower, not brushing my teeth, going straight to Biscuitville. Because by noon, you know, most of the lines cleared out where I get like seven biscuits of assorted kinds. And I eat like three on the way back to the house. And then I eat four on the couch. And then I just kind of like lay around. Just like, you know, basking in my own excellence from the morning.

So that's like a good, that's how I love to start like my weekends, especially. Okay, so that's like a good, that's how I love to start. Like my weekends, especially. Okay. So that's like a weekend morning for you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The, the, the thing I'm on on the weekdays doesn't release a lot of dopamine. I gotta say, I was going to say not a lot of dopamine. What I got rocking right now is not great. Afternoon,

you know, I like dude, like a rainstorm and like reading a little book or just watching a movie. That's pretty nice. Evening time, just getting off my ass. Doing various things regarding my plants or you know things around the house like i love like i love like a nice evening lowes trip or like you know you just like getting in the zone and doing weird random shit yeah like weird hours of the night um and yeah not going

to bed until i'm so exhausted that my body forces me to and yeah, yeah, that's a great way to spend my day. I really like that. Sounds like a nice day. I always wish, throughout my whole life, I kind of always wished, like, I had a friend or, like, I lived in the city and, like, had a friend close by, like, either, like, a roommate or, like, someone, like, close by that would always be down to, like, stay up kind of late and, like, go on little missions. You know what I'm saying?

Like, oh, let's go to i'm saying like oh let's let's go to the freaking like let's go to lowe's or something just walk around you know what i'm saying or like let's go to fucking ace hardware and just see what we need for the house you know i'm saying dude there was this dude in uh the fraternity that was like he was one of those guys it was like he didn't even like bring phone to the function. And when he was at the function, there would be a party going on, and he was putting together a moonshine distiller in the garage. This dude was fucking sick. He was always on some random shit.

Random ass shit. And he would go really far into these projects, but it was just like, hang out with us buddy please you would just like see him outside and you go and like get swept up in his orbit for like an hour and a half and like you know like pop out you're like oh fuck you know you're like breathing heavy it's like jesus christ that's a lot to keep up with like he shows up to the party and doesn't hang out with us he's just just on his own thing. Pretty good vibes, though. Good vibes.

My morning dopamine rush, my first hit of the day, the thing that really just gets me off. I know what it is. You don't even know. It's breakfast. I hate breakfast. It's the shower. I'll take a shower and then go work manual labor.

Like, I need my morning shower to get my head right. It just does it for me. I don't know. Austin is a religious morning shower person. I am. He does not miss it. He could have the drunkest night before. He could do anything the night before.

He is waking up, immediately walking to the bathroom and turning the shower on. Well, it's actually a good barometer of your hungoverness. Because if it reaches 1, 2 o'clock and the hair is still greasy, I'm like, oh, my boy is down bad. He's down bad. He can't even make it to the shower. Yeah, if I don't have shit going on once in a while, I'll miss it in the morning. But usually I'll just lay on the shower floor, like whatever it takes. What?

Which in our shower is quite the contortion act. I'm in the fetal position in our shower. If I ever walked in and you were freaking laying on the shower floor. You were freaking on the ground. We have a little eye-level viewing screen in there. It's like, I'm calling help. Just empty. Yeah, that's when I'm down bad.

I just needed the water to hit me. Whatever it takes to get that water on my skin. Afternoon? Dude, nothing. Afternoon sucks. I guess that's not true. Going to the gym. I typically go to the gym around 11 o'clock or noon.

That gives me dopamine rush, but, like, it fucking sucks. Like, I don't want to do it. I don't want to go to the gym every day. But afterwards, I'm like, okay, I feel good. Like, I got those endorphins flowing. Because, like, the things that make you happy are the things you don't want to do. It really sucks. And the things that, the fake things that make you happy

just make you sad in the long run. It's really bad. Yeah. But like the long run isn't now. I live for now, baby. Let's take 14 shots of tequila. I'm going to feel good. That's a future Walker's problem.

That's a future problem. Yeah, you're just borrowing happiness from the future. And sometimes I'm okay with that. A lot of times I'm okay with that. Right? I leverage the happiness. It's like if I just keep borrowing, will I ever be sad? I'm going to borrow happiness from when I'm like 60.

It's an experiment in happiness and credit card limits. Will they just keep giving me more money to spend? I guess so. If it hasn't ran out yet, we'll see how it goes. I got a funny story that I wanted to tell last pod, but I totally forgot. This is a story from the labor and delivery room, right? On the scene when my fiance was going into labor and she started to push right the first initial push was coming and i know or i knew as a you

know supporter fiance the man in the room there's really not much i can do besides just be supportive right just just be there yeah she's the one having the baby it is completely out of my element for me to do anything besides just be there and the whole time you know beforehand she's telling me like you know just remind me to breathe and like like i'm watching other people you know i'm watching videos and stuff and the main thing is breathing right you just got to lock in on your breathing and she goes to do the first push and immediately I'm like alright breathe breathe like you and be alright breathe breathe they're like no no no don't breathe don't breathe like act like you're underwater like you need to like why you push like like don't

breathe while you're push push as you're about to take the break and push again. That's when you breathe. And I immediately got yelled at. The first thing I said. They were like, no, no, do not do that. You better hold your breath, damn it. You don't fucking breathe on our watch. You are underwater right now.

That's what they were saying while she was pushing because she had to get used to not breathing while she was pushing and then breathing in between the contractions it is like my fault my fault i threw everything off dude it was you just stand there blankly for like two seconds like just resetting dude like doc what am i supposed to say here like just keep your mouth shut all the nurses yelled at me. The first thing I fucking said, dude, it was stupid. Well, you know they're just like, for a nurse, that's got to be just prime time. There's very few instances where you can actually yell at a person.

Oh, yeah. And they're like, oh, we're going to get him on something. We got the father in the room. We're going to get his ass on something. Imagine they just start cooking his ass. What the fuck are you talking about? Get your dumb ass out of here.

It was very chill. It was a very crusty looking ass out of here. Calm environment, dude. I had on Nike sandals and a freaking Carhartt beanie and a white tee. Freaking chilling in there. As the man in the room. I'm wearing socks and slides. I'm saying,, freaking chilling in there, bro. Nike sandals. As the man in the room.

I'm wearing socks and slides. I'm saying we've been in there freaking solitary confinement, dog, forever. I'm in there comfortable. You hadn't been in there forever at that time, right? I mean, two whole days almost. Before the delivery? Yeah, because, I mean, from 4 o'clock in the afternoon to 1 in the morning the next day, that's over.

That's a stint. That's almost, you know. You put in good, hard time. Almost 40 hours, dude. So I was at that time. Shoes were off. I'm in sandals, dude. I'm in loungewear.

Did your child get the ankle monitor off yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was another thing they owned. Dude, the baby literally first day out first paroled first day out came out on probation house arrest man what the fuck they put an ankle monitor literally a monitor on their ankle it's a safety thing like if the baby goes by a door or something the hospital like shuts down and all doors get locked. It's like a preventative thing. If I were to snatch the baby and take off

or someone steals the baby or some shit, they can't do that. So you had to take it home with the ankle? No, they remove it before you leave. They have to have possession of that monitor before the baby can leave. Dude, that's wild.

I said she came out on probation. Ain't that a bitch? Ain't that a bitch? Just like her daddy. The fucking sister. Dude, what a terrible situation is that led to that. Oh, yeah. Babies are just getting the little snatch and grab on the baby.

I can see maybe like a toxic relationship, like baby daddy comes in, takes the baby. Ha-ha. Now I'm holding the baby hostage. Yeah. Or something even worse. People, there are some baby snatchers out there. They're like, oh, let me go get a newborn.

Dude, have y'all ever seen the movie The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, buddy. That movie, the premise of that movie is horrible. You don't like it? No, no, no. It's a good premise, but it's just like morally terrible the kids are just trying to get their parents back together man but the parents at birth decided hey you know what we're gonna do you take one i take one we'll never meet them they'll never meet each

other they'll never know like they had a mom or dad so fucked up dude they like it's terrible it's kind of crazy though like think about like they're identical twins like we each get one like we're good fuck it we get the same exact thing that dumb ass is in the same camp like come on guys like what are you doing idiots um so what's the uh highlight of your night austin oh what the dopamine rush in my nighttime routine oh lately dude you like low-key you kind of put me on like reminded me of these things the fucking italian ice has been busting lately. I've been going crazy. I'm out right now.

I ate two last night. I finished them up last night. I don't think I should buy more. My sugar intake has increased by at least 80% over the last two weeks. Yeah, dude, they are like crack. Yeah, I haven't been drinking, so I've just been bored, so I'm just eating Italian ice on my bed. I think they're too hard to eat. You got to let them soften up for a couple of weeks.

Two months' worth. What, like two 10-packs? Yeah. No, no, they were two 5-packs. No, two 6-packs. Two 6-packs. Yeah. Not too long ago.

Yeah, no. That was like a week ago, probably. I guess those numbers are kind of not that good. Were they only six packs? They were big, big, big boxes. I don't want to wait. I don't want to thaw nothing out before I can eat it. Well, here's what I do.

You got to have a whole routine. I thought I worked through the kinks on this. I'm a big popcorn guy too. And that's probably, that was the original. That's the OG dopamine rush for me in the evenings is eating a bowl of popcorn and watching a movie. Damn near every night. Every night, yeah. If popcorn gives you cancer, I'm going to have cancer.

But, so what you got to do is you get your Italian ice out of the freezer and you open it. You set it on your bedside table while you finish the whole bag of popcorn. And then when the popcorn's all gone, the Italian ice is nice and soft and you can really just get in there also i kind of like like having to work for it a little bit it's frustrating man bro because like i don't eat it in chunks i like scraping it and like bro our microwave it gets absolutely wild dude like it just smells like it just reeks of butter like i'm doing like rice and shit like that in, and Austin's doing at least bare minimum one bag of popcorn a night. Minimum. Yeah, for sure.

And you open it up, the entire kitchen smells like butter. It's pretty sick. Dude, I've been meaning to clean that microwave for a while. It's been ran through lately. It looks fucking terrible. You said said it earlier you need to clean that i'm going to i'm going to i've been slacking i don't know just dude if if you went to a restaurant and open their microwave and it looks like that you'd be like oh hell no dude let's just go home and use our microwave but it's like it's the same uh you'd use it way worse for sure

that's what i'm saying oh you want to know what's worse you want to know what's worse than a fucking nasty microwave a fucking used shower if someone showers right before you got to get in there that is the most disgusting feeling i swear to god it feels like the shower got a train ran on it before you get in, bro. It is so bad. It just feels like yuck. You don't like it? No, I don't like it. It is kind of weird.

It feels like it's all damp in the whole room. It's all wet. It's like the floor's all hot. It's humid as fuck. You slut. You shower slut. The room's hot and sticky. God forbid it's one of those wand showers.

It's like this thing could have been two blocks up Main Street for all I know. Like who knows like 10 minutes ago what we're doing with this. And I'm damn near touching it to my face. It's just fucked up. I just hate getting in a used shower, dude. It's disgusting. I like sitting on a used toilet seat, though. Is that weird?

Bro, the worst is finding like the pube on the bar of soap. Okay, the bar of soap is crazy, number one. The bar of soap gives me the fucking ick. Why? I'm not doing the bar of soap. That's like the best way to wash your body. I feel like I'll dry up and shrivel up in the corner. My whole body's going to shrivel up.

AJ has a big thing with his skin. I got to be moisturized you know i feel like i've had a i think i just had hard water as a kid and everything that i had in that shower as a kid just traumatized me to this day and i have a big hard water like issue like i fucking hate hard water do you have like a water softener oh yeah i mean like granted i do live in the country and have a well but my water's still not where i'd like it to be, but it's not bad. My white clothes are not turning yellow anymore. Dude, like I'm saying, I'm such like a just, I don't know.

I'll just get on like these YouTube rabbit holes about like, you know, like water softening equipment or like, you know, like fish tanks or like there's this great dude from Australia who just like pulls roots out of drains. Love, love those videos. Yeah, but water softening, that's a process that I've really gotten into, like the filtration shit. Walker, why? I don't know. Speaking of you, who the fuck do I live with? What the fuck?

Dude, I'm scared for my safety sometimes you know i i was getting the brown tips on my leaves so i had to switch over for filtered water for my plants and you know running 10 gallons of water through a burrito week when it's like one of those bullshit amazon ones it's just not doable so i've upgraded all the way to the little beside the sink filtration system that just ties right into the main line. Hell, yeah. I just got it on lock now. I got an issue at my house with the, I think it's high iron in my water, which is causing, like, speaking, I had to order some products today to combat, like, the stainless steel issue with the hard water. It, like, leaves, like, a residue, you know what I'm saying, on the stainless steel issue with the hard water. It leaves like a

residue, you know what I'm saying, on the stainless steel. Like on my fridge water dispenser there's like just yucky fucking hard water stains and shit. Dude, that shit's so hard to get off. I had to get deep into I damn near was on Reddit

to find my answer. Dude, you should have gone there first. Everyone always ends up on Reddit. Walker installs this water filtration system on our sink, and he's like, dude, check this shit out. I'm like, that's pretty sick, man. Yeah, that's good. I'm glad you got that figured out, but I don't even use it because it's too slow.

That's for the plants. And for weeks I felt guilty filling up my water bottle in front of Walker even use it because which is fine dude it's too slow that's for the plants and for yeah and for weeks and for weeks i like felt guilty filling up my water bottle in front of walker because i wasn't using his new filtration system and i'm like dude i just came clean one day i'm like dude i'm sorry i don't use it it's too slow and i kind of like the the just straight out of the tap water and he's like oh dude it doesn't fucking matter that shit's for the plants anyway dude normally i'd be lying about something like that saying it doesn't bother matter. That shit's for the plants anyway. Dude, normally I'd be lying about something like that, saying it doesn't bother me. You know, that you're not using the thing I put effort into.

But in this case... Dude, it saves you... You don't have to replace the filters nearly as much. Dude, just do whatever you want, man. You know, drink your water how you want it. It's your life, baby. You want to know some bullshit? Our fucking fridge...

And my humidifiers yeah our fridge has a filter that costs 50 something dollars and we have to get a new one like every two months dude top so you preferably once a month 50 filter once a month dude we go that's too much yeah it's a reoccurring bill at this point so what it's rated for like 30 gallons or something i don't know what the, it's a reoccurring bill at this point. So what, it's rated for like 30 gallons or something? I don't know what the fuck it's rated for. I just know it's the only one compatible that it's the same brand as the fridge that actually works. Drink your tap water.

Fuck no. Tap into the... I saw the fucking iron, what it does to the goddamn shit. Tap into the under sink, baby. Get your iron levels up. I need your help to install it. Hell yeah. I got another, um, I have another issue that I wanted to bring up that's really fucking stresses me out right oh yeah that the whole fast food therapy session is in in service yeah so fast food takes tastes better in the car and if you take it home it's not

even worth it because it tastes way worse like when i'm at home eating fast food it don't even feel right like when you eat at home it's you it's supposed to be home-cooked meals you're supposed to crush that fast food on the way home dude because the other day we got chick-fil-a you know we had the baby in the car so now that means that there's no more eating and driving, at least, you know, until everyone's come. I'm sure it won't be like that my whole life. But right now it's a newborn.

Everything's new. We're not eating and driving. We're not doing nothing dangerous, right? Because Lord knows how I get with, like, a double cheeseburger, and I'm driving, dog, like a McDouble. You check that road once every 30 seconds, baby. Dude, I'm adding fries on a McDouble, dog, mid-drive. You know what I'm driving, dog. You're like a McDouble. You check that road once every 30 seconds, baby. Dude, I'm adding fries on a McDouble, dog. Mid-drive.

You know what I'm saying? You've only got one knee. One knee has to hold up the sauce packets. It's bad. So anyways, we kept it sealed, ate it at home, right? It just don't hit the same. Chick-fil-A is the worst, too, because that little bag that they put the sandwich in locks in all the moisture, and your shit gets soggy by the time you get home. It just don't hit the same. Chick-fil-A is the worst, too, because that little bag that they put the sandwich in locks in all the moisture and your shit gets soggy by the time you get home. It just don't hit the same.

I didn't know if y'all felt the same way, but fast food is meant to be ate in the car. Dude, I love that. I feel like the best example is Bojangles. You like to bring it home, don't you? I try to, but I'm smashing it in the car the entire time. Just reaching that back. You go to grab the ketchup out the fridge to use on your fries. It's fucking nasty.

You don't even match up. Bojangles, the second the heat leaves those tenders, unedible. Yeah. Yeah, they're gross. Keep it. Throw it out the window. Yeah. Keep that.

I don't really go to fast food enough to speak on that. I'm a health nut. I'm an advocate. Okay. Yeah, me and AJ share. If I knew how much I spent last year on fast food, it'd be unreal. There is something huge that I really want to talk about. If I do get fast food, if I get McDonald's, I'm getting a Big Mac every time.

It's gas. McDonald's has recently come out with the double Big Mac. And I haven't tried it yet. I don't know if it's officially out. I think it just came out like yesterday or the day before. Maybe. I don't know. I haven't saw it on their menu yet.

But I think that could be a life-changing experience for me. And I'm kind of scared to try it because what if I can't stop? Dude, do you remember in like – it might have been in Super Size Me or something like that, that dude who was addicted to Big Macs, and it's like he ate like three or four Big Macs every day. His mom, when she died, her dying wish was that he not eat a Big Mac on the day of her funeral. Dude, that's crazy.

He couldn't stop for a whole day? They finally fixed the Big Mac on the day of her funeral. Dude, that's crazy. He couldn't stop for a whole day? They finally fixed the Big Mac. You know, the problem's always been not enough meat, too much bread. And now that they've worked that kink out, dude, I think you're going to be in trouble. I think I am in trouble. Or they just fucked the whole thing up. We'll see. But you're trying this new whole self-control thing, so maybe it's just like a duck.

No, I'm not. Like a duck. Well, I guess i kind of want to know once you see the price on that fucker that's just gonna be damn near like nine dollars and you're gonna be like oh hell no yeah that's gonna be like a once in a while hungover mission yeah when i don't give a shit about any i don't care about my health or my bank account i'm damn near i'm i shop on the one two and three dollar menu all day and i still be like damn this expensive dude you know what i'm saying like you only got to put in like three or four things and i'm finessing the mobile order to get the most bang from my dollar you know what i'm saying like i'm i'm getting the buy one get one i'm getting the

free fry you know i'm doing it the best i can spending all 450 and i'm like this shit is still expensive bro it's fucked up that is funny yeah i have a weird issue with food i'm getting better though you know you guys have any plans for the weekend uh going to greenville to celebrate the little sisters. Greenville, North Carolina. I'm going to be watching the Lions. The Lions game, yeah. The Lions are in the NFC Championship, so that's exciting. Go Lions.

Go Lions. Extremely exciting. You guys like that clip of Dan Campbell talking about eating people's knees off and shit? No, I don't watch him. I can't watch him. That's from like back in the day, right? No, that's from like the clip of Dan Campbell talking about eating people's knees off and shit? No, I don't watch him. I can't watch him. That's from like back in the day, right? No, that's from like the beginning of the season. He's like, they can knock us down.

We'll get back up. We're biting a knee off on the way up. They're going to have to hit us two times and knock us down again. And I'm biting another knee off. That's such a great line. It's fire. Dan Campbell, every morning, his dopamine rush is he drinks two 40-ounce Dunkin' Donuts coffees. Dude, his dopamine rush is doing straight blow.

Let's not fucking bullshit here, dude. That dude's on cocaine. Dude, 80 ounces of coffee a day? I take five sips of coffee a day. I make a whole cup of coffee, and I take five sips, and I'm tweaking. I ain't going to lie. All right, hear me out. I could do that, the coffee thing.

Yeah. Two large is, like, before a certain time or something? Yeah, but that's, like – Or is he ordering them back-to-back? Let me get two large. I'm sure he's just got, like, a big-ass pot in his office that he could just pour from. Oh, he's pouring up at the office? I mean, he's, you know, an NFL head coach.

I'm saying he ain't getting, like, the actual Dunkin', like, ice coffees brought to him. Or he's, like, pouring up Dunkin' K-Cups. I couldn't tell you, dude. Big difference. There's no way he's doing Dunkin' K-Cups. I'll tell you that. I've had Dunkin' K-Cups, and they're fucking awful. They're not that good.

Dude, Keurig coffee sucks so much balls. I can't believe that's the one that, like, really took off. It's convenience, dude. And it's trendy. It looks cool. No one wants to freaking have the ground coffee. That's too much. It's dirty.

It's too much. It's old school. Pouring out the pot. We keep it old school around here. It's like vintage. If my coffee's not coated in plastic, I don't fucking want it. I'm drinking vintage coffee around here. Dude, you are.

You're kind of a renaissance man. Because if you're pouring out the pot, you're probably drinking black coffee, dude. No way. When do you ever see someone pour out the pot and then go grab additives? Me. Every time Austin makes coffee. Every day of my life. Me.

Every time I make coffee. Like, I don't know. Cream and sugar, baby baby it's the same as if you make a iced coffee at home in your fucking little but the cream and sugar like the the actual like i'm like let me pour something in don't give me the synthetic like fucking you know what you're talking about just like the flavored cups right the what like the flavored k cups i don't know what i do it's just no i do no i do i don't know what i do no no no i'm saying like not synthetic but i'm saying the little shit in the the little powder like the

powdered creamer is disgusting yeah yeah i would never get like creamer like a gas station or something we're not talking about powdered creamer i thought that's what you're doing dude i use the same type of shit you use i just just just i just throw the coffee grounds in the coffee maker that's the only difference here one time i opened the coffee maker though and it was all moldy because i hadn't made coffee in like two weeks that was nasty it was really gross that sounds i had to run a dry cycle i need to run the heat heat cycle on this boy. Yeah. Walker got a new ice maker that we have in our kitchen right now. It makes like Chick-fil-A ice. I'm destroying my teeth. Walker's going ham on the ice cubes.

I can't stop. We've never had more ice in this house in our lives. Yeah. You talking about the small little, the small joints? Crunchy ice, yeah. Oh, boys, I got to run, man. I ain't going to lie to you. You got to skedaddle.

I got to skedaddle. What's that fucking Scooby-Doo? All right. The little clackling sound. I don't know what it is. I'm probably saying it wrong. Yeah, that. What the fuck?

I can't believe that worked. Nailed it, dude. Hell yeah. That was sick. All right. Well, yeah, dude. This has been fun. Thanks for stopping by.

Thanks for swinging by for a little 10-minute pod. Aw, dude. I'm just kidding. One more time for the road. AJ, do the fingers while he's doing it? I don't think this is the right sound for that. It's pretty cool. That was stupid.

All right, you guys have anything you want to say to wrap this up? I really want to go to Gravedigger Mountain. Okay. Other than that. What is Gravedigger Mountain? NBA Young Boys Mountain he lives on in Utah. I bet it's pretty hype up there. I'm excited to hit the slopes.

Me too. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Always Laugh Podcast. My name is Austin Lane. My name is AJ. I'm Walker. We out. Love you, everyone.