Always Laugh Podcast - Pod #54 - Special Guest! Grandma Kittie!

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

This episode we talk about loving life and going with the flow. We also talk about what things were like back in the day. Hosted By: Austin Lane (@austinlane_fit), AJ Allen (@ajnotalex), and Walker Smith Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNegdIXrzsdQxLPjeWsKww Follow us on all socials @alwayslaughpodcast

Welcome back to the Always Laugh Podcast. My name's Austin Lane. My name is AJ. I'm Walker. Today we have a very, very special guest with us. The one, the only, Grandma Kitty. Let's give her a round of applause. Our number one supporter since day one.

She's watched every podcast. We had to fly her out to get her on the pod. It's been too long without her, so here she is, ladies and gentlemen. We flew her down here just to be on the podcast. So thanks for coming. Thank you. So how was everything, everyone? How was the flight?

How was everything? Good? Oh, yeah, it was a little bumpy. A little bumpy? A little bumpy. You don't like flying, do you? You're not a big fan? No.

Especially with them flight tickets on the rise it makes it even more of an uncomfortable flight you know i got a good deal on mine though you know when you're uh when you're a high-flying executive in the uh business world like i am you don't worry about stuff like that you know you just throw that on the company card that's why exactly yeah your company pays for yours well you know Next time you buy me my ticket. Yeah, we'll talk, Katie. Buddy, screw you. I'm a high-flying business executive.

He just flexed on all of us, not even bashfully. We're over here in economy. My bashfulness is dead. I left the bashfulness in 2023. Thank you. We're over here in economy, and you guys are pissing us off. Well, to be fair, I'm in economy too. That's why I hate traveling with my boss because I walk past him in first class to the very back of the plane sitting in between. Of course, it's two fat guys.

I'm in the middle seat. I will take the middle armrest by force, though. The first thing I do when I sit down is I scrunch your arms up, put it back, and just lay out. Just lock it. Lock in. I'm in the middle. I'm taking both armrests. It's non-negotiable.

That's very polite of you, Walker. I was supposed to be in the middle, but the other seat by the window was empty. I'm like sliding over. All day. I'll take that all day. You have to assert your dominance from the start. That way they know what type of ride it's going to be. And you know what?

I've only had problems with like one person. And he was like this like, I think he was, I don't know, some kind of old football coach. And he was not a fan of me taking the armrest by force. He's like, yeah, but nobody. For like a four-hour flight, he just like huffed and we just jostled. And I didn't look at him a single time. It was awesome. My heart was racing. You're like, I'm not letting go, baby.

I know you were sweating. I know you were sweating. Oh, baby. You were clammed up. Clammed up. Oh, yeah. My heart's gone. You're a true Michigander. Born and raised. Born and bred. Do you like the cold? Do you like it up there? No, born and bred. So do you like the cold? Do you like it up there? No, I don't like cold. Do you like cold?

No. That's why I don't live there anymore. It has been a great year for you sports-wise, though. Oh, yeah. Other than the heartbreaking Lions, but they still had a good run. Yeah, they did. I'm proud of them. I love my Lions.

100%. Go Blue, they had a great season. Michigan finally. I love my Lions. 100%. Go Blue. They had a great season. Michigan finally got over the hump and took home the big one. Is that the first time ever? That's the first in college playoff. No shit. Since the college playoff has been a thing.

But before that, they had a ton of national championships back before the playoff was a thing. Because that's always been a thing for like 20 years. And, and you know, fuck the championship doesn't even matter. Y'all have beaten Ohio State like four years in a row or something. Yeah, we own them now. That's the only thing that matters. Yeah, that's the only thing that matters. We do own them now. Every year they play Ohio State.

I don't know why. It's kind of messed up. But in my head, it's engraved that Ohio State is going to kick Michigan's ass. Because that's usually what it was prior. But I'm just so behind on football. Apparently Michigan has been beating their ass the past couple years. I mean, Michigan, you know, I think the last year or two has been different. But for the last five years,

the entire point of the Michigan squad was to beat Ohio State. Like Harbaugh just tried to put together a squad that could beat Ohio State. And if we won other games, that was fine. They beat everybody. Back to back to back. Three years in a row. Everybody. Everybody.

They did. Except for the – Didn't they not even lose? Except for when they didn't. Except for when they didn't. Well, in the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah.

Then they lost to TCU. That was tragic. Was that last year? Yes. TCU last year. Those horned frogs who got absolutely dog walked. Yeah. Frogs.

Stupid. Great mascot, though. The horned frogs. I guess. They're strong. Yeah, no. So, Grandma. Sorry, it's still sore.

Where in Michigan did you grow up? Where are you from? A little town called Concord. Concord, Michigan, huh? What's a historical fact about Concord? Why do people go to Concord? What? There might not be one, bud.

They're not known for much. A lot of farming. Something's had to happen. Small town America, man. But every small town has one claim to fame. Small town America, man. But every small town has like one claim to fame. What is it, M60? They got M60. They have a nice highway going through there.

They have a 55-mile-per-hour highway. That's the main. They got a subway. They have a Dollar General, too. That's big. It's just classic small town Midwest America where there's so many other towns, just like Concord, probably all the way from Indiana, from Illinois. All of them towns probably have similar areas, right? They're all the same.

So what did you do as a kid? Were you like a city slicker or like a country girl? I lived in the town. You were in the town? In the village. It's? Oh, yeah. I lived in the town. You were in the town? In the village. It's a village. Okay. I'm a village people.

I always got those vibes. Yeah. Real wholesome, down-to-earth village person. So you grew up before like the era of, you know, cell phones technology. Oh, yeah. I mean, y'all had like landlines back then. Oh, yeah. But that was about it.

They'd even cut you off, you know. You'd be talking and boom, you're done. You come from the putting quarters. Get the busy signal. Oh, yeah. Did you ever have to like switch operators or talk to like? They were switching the like cords still Year before I was born, you know, people were still using sticks and stuff. Hold on. What was the deal with switching the cord? Because I remember back in the day, I used to have to switch the cord. It was for dial-up and for telephone?

That's different. That's not what I was talking about. They used to have to switch. It was like people just sitting at a desk, and you had all the numbers and the county. And they'd be like, I want to call this person. So you'd switch it out. Plug it into that person. It's kind of wild. I remember we used to have two house phones in the house and

I'd be in the basement trying to be slick, trying to talk to a girl or something and then I'd hear a little click and I'd hear my mom pick up the phone upstairs to listen in on the conversation. I'd be like, Mom, hang up the phone! Like, that's bullshit. you needed a code word or

something geez you could hear the other person hey man I used to eavesdrop like curry thanks a lot mom so how did you like coordinate stuff with your friends yeah like if you're trying to hang out like you pull up on your bike dude no we just get on the phone say you're gonna go for a walk let's just do it so like what if you had point like i don't know because we walked you just had to trust that the people were gonna show up oh we're friends there wasn't no backstabbing back then people these days are flaky oh no flaky these days flaky can't be trusted they're showing up in the worst case scenario they were going to show up and say, I can't hang out. I got to go

back home. Right? No, they showed up. We're walking. We're doing it. Because, you know, back then you couldn't just sit on TikTok all day. You know, there's no incentive to go outside because I can see way cooler stuff on my phone. For sure. Well, we couldn't even be on the phone a lot.

You know, our parents would only let us you know talk for so long a couple minutes what would have happened if like you were out you know out running the streets with your with your friend and then you say your mom needs you like one like oh i need i need kitty home right now like you just you just missed that she knows i'm coming home at a certain time you know oh you but it was like i'm gonna come home before you ever get in trouble as a kid? Not really. What was something bad you did that you got in trouble for or didn't? Maybe you didn't get caught.

You think she's going to spill the beans now? Yeah. I never really did anything bad other than when I got older, you know, like drinking and stuff. Grandma. They were drinking young too. When did you have your first drink? How old were you when you had your first drink? In 1969.

So how old were you in 69? I don't know, 8th grade maybe. Summer of 69. Going into 9th grade, yeah. It was the summer of 69. Isn't there a song like that? Me and my friend Katie, we split a Blatt. I remember it.

What was your first drink? What were you drinking? Blatt's beer. Blatt's beer. Oh, I think I've heard of Blatt's beer. And we split it, you know. Just had one beer? We shared it, yeah.

Did you get drunk? Yeah. I started off with a vodka. Some vodka. At 11. Jesus. 69? That's about when Woodstock was happening, right?

Yeah. Do I remember you saying you went to Woodstock? Oh, no. She was like 12 years old. No, the second one, wasn't there two? Woodstock 99? Oh, yeah. Wasn't that like a huge clown show, though?

I went to Common Ground and seen Leonard Skinner with my son. Play free bird. Yes, it was very good. To get back to your thing, my mom used to walk out on Yes, it was very true. That was you guys. Oh my gosh. To get back to your thing, my mom used to walk out on the porch and do like the two finger whistle. Oh.

And I could hear that thing from like two miles away. Like I was. Grandma, you can do it, can't you? Do it, just not into the mic. Jesus. Oh yeah, I'm coming. That's the whistle.

I'm running. I just got fucking triggered. Time to come home. Walker just flinched. He took me back. Jesus. That took a long time to learn, though, walking around. Oh, you could get my dog inside probably with the quickness.

Oh, yeah. I need to learn that. I've tried for years. I can't get it. Oh, I can't do it. You've got to be a mom. I can't roll R's. I can't whistle.

I can't do anything. Just useless. Guys, when I said I was a high-powered business executive, I was lying. I thought that's what you had to go for because you couldn't do anything else. Yeah, no, I wasn't lying. No, I am a high-powered business executive. Yeah, you're so useless. All you could be was a high-powered business executive.

That's it. All I could do was be in the C-suite. Grandma, have you traveled a lot of places or not really? Like, have you been to a lot of different areas of the world? Like, in the U.S.? No, Florida. You've been to Florida? North Carolina.

What's your favorite and least favorite state? Oh, I love North Carolina. Heck yeah. Is there any reason why are you biased could be i don't like florida i mean i do like florida i'd actually want to live in florida one day but it's florida it's just a different beast it's fun to visit it's really hot i would want to live i mean why not i mean like if you had the if you had like okay because it feels like you're living in like somebody's armpit i'm saying living in flor mean, like, if you had the, if you had a, like, okay. Because it feels like you're living in, like, somebody's armpit.

I'm saying living in Florida would be fun if you had the money for it to be fun. Like, if you had the big nice house. Oh, if you were, like, the villages. If you had the freaking, the boat. If you had the, you know, the outdoor activities. It'd be fun if you had those luxuries. Like, if you were, but you were just poor in Florida, that fucking would suck. Well, dude, it seems like all the poor people in Florida also have boats and stuff.

If you had an indoor pool somehow or like, you know what I'm saying? So if you weren't exposed to Florida, I would love to live in Florida. If you're 15 and you're visiting, you know, it was fun. Where'd you go? Well, we started in Bradenton and St. Petersburg. We had to visit grandma's when we first got there. I love St. Petersburg. And then we went to Melbourne Beach, I think.

All right. And y'all just whipped out that map. Well, I was with my friend's parents. You had the state map and you had the city map. I was with my friend's parents and they took us. What did you do there? What did you do for fun? We went swimming in the ocean. Got high on cigarettes? Yeah, I did that. Smoked some cigarettes.

She said, man, back in my day, we used to get high on cigarettes. And listen to music. They were catching a vibe. A Florida vibe. She was like, I couldn't smoke them. They were catching a vibe. A Florida vibe. She was like, I couldn't smoke them. They'd make me throw up. Me and Penny. Shut up, Penny. For my 16th birthday, I'd always wanted to smoke a cigar.

So my mom got us two Stogies. And we smoked them on the back porch. And oh my gosh. Sick to your stomach. Sick to my stomach. They are. If you can smoke a cigar casually, I think you are built different. Dude, me and Austin had a boss that smoked so many cigars,

he couldn't smell or taste anything anymore. We did? Yeah. Who? The queen guy. Oh, yeah. I just... The smell...

He blew out his nose or whatever the sensors are. I just don't like the smell. They are overwhelmingly just too much. And they don't, I don't know. They're gross, man. You got to tongue them and shit. Or lip them. You got to lick them all.

Dude, I kind of like that. I'll take the smell of cigars over cigarettes. Nah, dude. Give me a square. Nah, I agree with Walker. But I don't like smoking cigars they the taste lingers in your mouth for like two days you can brush your teeth as many times you want it's gross well can i say that probably the best thing to smoke is weed amen cigarettes cigars

throw them out throw them out so grandma kitty does live in a state where weed is overly normal and overly legal. It is like it's almost like weird if you don't smoke weed. They want you to be smoking weed. Stay high all the time. There is more dispensaries than there is gas stations. Everybody loves each other now. Amen.

Like you just see on every anywhere there's people, there's a dispensary. Like it is unreal. And you can get an ounce. You just see on everywhere there's people, there's a dispensary. It is unreal. And you can get an ounce. You can get an ounce of weed for like 50 bucks. I mean, even down here, bro, you go down Hillsborough Street, there's just shops labeled cannabis, and they have weed plants growing in the window. I don't know how that's allowed.

It's different, though. I don't know. There's the next place. You can buy some stuff in there that will get you stoned. Dude, you can just go into, like, a tobacco shop now, and they've got, like, the D8 flower, which I guess is different, but to me it looks like the exact same thing. Right. It gets you where you want to be. It's all branding, buddy.

It's all, you know when Alex Jones had, like, that whole turning the frogs gay thing? That's what that D8 stuff is. Oh, they're turning the frogs gay? Yeah, but for some populace. They're trying to sort for themselves. What? Don't say that word. This is funny.

Grandma is deathly afraid of frogs. She's probably getting anxiety just us talking about it. So let's stop. What about toads? Don't do it. I want to switch the subject real quick and talk about some price differences because I'm sure you probably know some. We're talking to her like she's like 90 years old.

It's a big freaking difference, dude. She grew up in the Great Depression. We were just talking about this shit like, okay okay she's not even that old for a grandma she's like as old as most people's parents yeah pa used to come home with two nickels that was enough to pay for school for the year get gallon of milk how much we talking concord america oh i don't know. I don't know milk. I know you could get bread for like $10 for a dollar. Ten what? Loaves. Ten loaves for a dollar.

No, maybe a quarter loaf. Oh, even a quarter loaf. Okay. So four loaves for a dollar. This was mine. Miracle Whip. 39 cents a jar. You can tell Midwest over here.

Walker's like, Miracle Whip. Who cares? That stuff's not good. Yeah, dude, do you have any? I don't need it. You know what I eat now? What do you eat? Dukes.

Dukes. I should have asked the question better. I should have asked the question better. Do you have any key things that were, like, super cheap back in your time? Oh, yeah, you could get pot pies, 10 cents a piece, you know. They were 10 for a dollar. You know, that was a big thing. Now you don't even know if you can buy it.

Now it's one for $1. Now it's Marie Callender's. You're spending $4 a pot. Some people are artists with the Marie Callender's pot pies. If you know, you know. What was gas? Do you remember gas? Oh, gas.

Yeah, that was like 24 cents a gallon. 24 cents a gallon. Yep, yep, yep. And do you think that there was still like a decent amount of gas stations, right? Oh, there was probably more. More gas stations back then than there is now, and it's cheaper. Mm-hmm. Ain't that something?

Hmm. Now there's more, and it's overpriced, or it's more money. Well, yeah, and they were all like. Go off, King. Sonoso, Sinclairlair they were all name brands you didn't have like kmart or whatever she said like kmart kmart gas off-brand bullshit they started the trend of, like, Sam's and Walmart having the... Did you... Never mind. I forgot.

So, Grandma Kitty, I would say, is a real lover of her family. She's the OG... They're my heart. The OG patriarch of the squad right now, I would say. Matriarch? Matriarch, that's what I meant to say. Sorry, this IPA has hit me a little. The OG matriarch.

Sorry, Grandma. Dude, I think this is worth bringing up. Austin, congratulations on making it the full dry January. Oh, thanks, guys. Yeah. Congratulations. First of all, how was the snapback bender? Dude, so the only thing that dry January – don't touch that.

The only thing that dry January did was set me up for failure February 1st. Got a little bit too drunk the first two days back on the sauce. And, yeah, I don't really remember those two days. Because everyone knows february 1st at midnight he couldn't like there isn't no like there's no no waiting there's no waiting period there's no waiting period i i went to bed thank you yeah i went to i woke up the next day we were drinking by like noon this dude probably woke up like the first day of school crying. I got my new outfit on. He's like,

I can't sleep, I can't sleep. As you can see, he now dresses different. I'm all about my business these days. Austin, if you guys want,

look Austin up on LinkedIn. He's on there now. Big LinkedIn. Yeah, we got to connect. He's on LinkedIn. Make sure you connect with him. If you are hiring,

send a personalized message or get the fuck off my page. Sorry, Kitty. But what I was getting at with Grandma being the OG, she keeps tabs on us. And Grandma is very savvy with her technology, I would say. Grandma, what type of phone do you use? Android, iPhone? iPhone.

Yeah, she's an iPhone. She's not like you nerds out there with the Androids. Not only is she an iPhone user, she'll bully Android users too. That's how you know. She's like, yeah, that dude, that person, Android user. It's just a low character trait. She has all of our locations and she's on the location. It's my comfort.

Just checking up on us? I'm like, oh, they're all home, all good. They're all safe. One time, AJ, Kenzie, and I were in the car. I don't even remember where we were going. We were going on a trip to Charlotte, I think. We get a call from Grandma. She's like, where are you guys going?

Because the three of us were moving at the same time. This was not cleared through the family group chat. You didn't let me know. Like, dang, Grandma, we're going to Charlotte. She's like, I see you guys on the move. Let me breathe. No, that is funny. She stays.

I swear to you, if it was up to me, you check that thing at 5 a.m., 8 a.m., 10.30 a.m., and every two, three hours on the dot. I'm like, she's on it, boy. That's how I felt, like, about you sometimes. Like, I would get home. I'd be like, sorry, guys. I was at the office. And A.G. would be like, I know.

I've been checking your location for the last hour. Yeah, because sometimes, like, I got to keep, like, today I checked. I said, fuck, he's home already. I got to hurry up. Well, I think it's such you don't have much of a my entertainment you know Congrats on retirement grandma Kitty's been retired for what two years now or one year 21 June of 24 three years sherry how is how is retirement is it all what hypes it up to be it probably depends on what you retire from i love and let's just talk about this working hard let's talk about this grandma

kitty was working 10 12 hour shifts for how many years six six days a week seven days a week sometimes in a factory so all you lazy youngins 30 30-year-old, 40-year-old, 20-year-old, that don't want to work, Grandma Kitty was over here working at three years ago. She was in her 60s grinding. In die cast. Yeah. Die cast. And we're going to spend not just a factory, die cast in a factory.

Aluminum die cast, not plastic. Yeah, a lot of people listening to Jackson, Grandma Kitty was in Mackie. Putting in the hours. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, you're doing DoorDash. You're doing fucking DoorDash. Guys, come on. I sit at a desk all day and maybe send four or five emails and then go on my phone.

I work just as hard as she did. All right, in your cushy office job. Yeah, my executive C-suite office. But we're happy you finally got out of there. I know you probably stayed so many years longer than probably what you should have, but everyone has

to do things we don't want to do sometimes. I know. It was interesting when I told them I was retiring. They said I couldn't because as far as mackie i didn't have like you have to get 10 years and then he i said oh i'm old enough i'm retiring you said watch me so you're saying these these companies sometimes have different like rules like where you literally like can't retire well i wasn't gonna get their little bonus they're all about money you know yeah it's like there's always a carrot dangling, you know.

They're like, if you stay four more years, you can get that big bonus. You know, back in the day, if you showed a company loyalty, they'd give you like a gold watch or something. Now it's like 20 years and we'll pay you something while you retire. Yeah, 20 years and we might yank your pension. We're like, we got her, boys. She's good for four more years. It's fucked up. Sign the contract. Sign the contract.

So, Grandma, what's your favorite kind of music? What artists do you listen to? I listen to all different kind of music. I got one in mind, though. Let me hear your thoughts on this. Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah, he's my boy. Grandma's a big hip-hop music fan.op especially y'all been to a snoop

concert with austin right last summer yeah we'll pop up a we'll pop up a picture we had fun it was a good time it was a real catching a vibe yeah what are your um he he was joined by someone named wiz khalifa how do you feel about wiz kifa? Keep it real. Wiz is very... People either love him or they hate him. He's cool. He's real cool. Said he has some skinny legs. He needs grandma's He needs some skinny wrist.

He needs a grandma to take care of him. A grandma dinner. Some good grandma plates. Is Snoop still off the smoke? Oh man, you follow mainstream media. Snoop ain't never been off no smoke he had a smokeless it was a smokeless fire pit commercial that shocked the world and i think and he was quitting people like you who just read headlines you know what you got me man you fucking got me i was skipping the headlines Why would you give up

Why would you give up smoking I remember hearing like a rumor in high school That like he had like such bad like glaucoma or something That he had to stop smoking Like his eyes were I think that was just like a rumor I thought smoking was good for glaucoma Yeah me too

You have no idea how I don't even know what glaucoma is I don't either It's something that people say they need weed for Have you seen his new movie That's how you get a medical card. Yeah. He has a good movie.

Uh-uh. Underdog. Oh, it is a really good movie. What happened with the whole Snoop Lion thing? Didn't he try to do a Rastafarian Snoop Lion thing that lasted for like four months? He's like, I'm back to the dog. Yeah. It was probably just another headline thing.

Just something to talk about. He was selling lion's mane mushrooms or something like that dude snoop dogg speaking of medical marijuana though it just made me think when i remember when i got my weed cut my medical marijuana card i was so nervous for a reason i had all my my doctor's papers ready i had everything legit i had knee issues issues i had knee i had some knee pain you know but quotes but that one i walked in with all my documents in hand ready to go i'm thinking i'm gonna see like a legit doctor i walk in this dude's got a snap back on this dude's in flip-flops no socks he's in shorts and he's like all right buddy 60 bucks and i was like all right cool like 60 bucks cash and he's like all right we're good to go man just go she'll go give you the paper sign buddy, $60. And I was like, all right, cool, like $60 cash.

And he's like, all right, we're good to go, man. Just go. She'll go give you the paper, sign it, and you're good to go. I was like, you don't want to see, like, what I brought? Like, I'm over there talking and shit. Like, my knee's fucked up, man. He's like, dude, I'm $60. Out the door.

Okay. Sounds good. We're good, dude. It was just such a funny experience, like how far we just came. That's kind of like the, you know, like the, there's like all these like Viagra alternative companies. And you have to do like a doctor consultation for that. And, you know, it's just a bunch of dudes living in the basement talking to this doctor over Zoom. And imagine that doctor. It's like, this is what I did with my medical career.

Helping guys get dick pills. In their mother's basements. You gotta be sure. That is a weird industry. Like when you get on like the telehealth and like when you do like a virtual

like Zoom doctor's appointment, they're like, all right, open your mouth, stick out your tongue. Like, let me see your throat. You know, if you have like a clover.

It's like, how can you see that over like point a flashlight too like no like i've literally had to do it i've did um that's weird i'm known for usually people who you know either are insurance ain't right or you know because like you can just pay like 30 bucks to talk to a doctor real quick and they can prescribe you stuff like virtual like virtual um i've did it a whole bunch of times this is my the way my insurance but anyways it's like 30 bucks whatever and they'll be like all right open your mouth you literally just hold the phone up open your mouth and then i'm just like all right we're good to go like it's so just so awkward imagine being that doctor grandma what you drinking

uh white claw the white claw uh when i picked grandma up from the airport we were on our way home and uh i already told aj about this we were um we were on our way home and she's like you hungry i'm like yeah i'm kind of hungry she's like let's stop and grab a sandwich or something like all right cool we're driving through a place with food and there's a bunch of different places i'm like all right they got chipotle five guys Jersey Mike's she's like they have alcohol in any of those I'm like nah she's I'm like there's a Carolina Ale house right there though she's like all right let's let's go in there order to go food have a beer at the bar and get out of here I said heck yeah grandma you just throw the

food away you just want to cover. We tried to share it. We did. It was good food and good beers. Dude, Alehouse has some of the best fries in the game. We didn't get fries. We got a chicken carbonara lunch special. It was good.

It was fire. Dang it. It was good. Y'all got fancy. I know, but it was like a lunch special. It wasn't like 10 bucks. It was good food. A lot of food. I'll tell you one thing.

Grandma Kitty has more, I wouldn't even say parties, but just has more fun. I think you take life very, very light. You know what I'm saying? It's very, a lot of people we know that get, they get a little bit older in age, and everything just everything just is no fun no longer fun at least we're happy you keep it fun you keep it light 100% you know you're I haven't really yeah I haven't really never saw you're not to say I don't see you that much but I don't live with you or

anything but I've never really saw you have a bad day as far as like you know you're always smiling. Grandma's the life of the party. I'm not saying she's always going hard, but. She'll go to a concert, not think twice. She'll go to the mall, not think twice. It's going to be a good time. Whatever you want to do, let's do it.

She gets on my nerves because I'm like, Grandma, what do you want to do? And she's like, oh, I don't know, whatever you guys want to do. She's literally down for anything. Like I could be like, you want to go party And she's like, oh, I don't know whatever you guys want to do. She's literally down for anything. Like I could be like, you want to go party tonight and then sleep on the floor. She'd be like, yeah, sure.

If you want, whatever makes you happy. I do want to, I want to go to the strip club. You know, I want to see grandma in the strip club one time. I already went once. I want to go again.

When I turned 15, I was good. I want to go again. Good enough. 15. 50. Oh already went once. I want to go again. When I turned 15, I was good. I want to go again. Good enough. 15? 50. Thank God. Yeah. Well, do you guys have anything you want to say to wrap this up? Grandma, anything you want to say?

Any words of wisdom? Anything? Thank you for having me. Oh, absolutely. Thanks for being here. The OG Triple OG Grandma Kitty. You know I love my boys. Yeah. We're happy you're here. We always appreciate you coming down and coming to see us because we all moved away from you, unfortunately. I know you did.

We're sorry about that. Sorry about that. But we had to get up out of there. We had to get up. AJ's like, all right, let's wrap it up. I need someone to take care of this kid. Grandma Kitty, we're going home to take care of my daughter that's right she's a sweetheart

I'm blessed to be able to take care of her we're all blessed that you took care of us all at one point well before you know it my mom will be here replacing you taking care of her you're lucky you beat her to it

but she'll be here soon and everything will be great I can't wait for my mom taking care of her. You're a lucky beater to it. But she'll be here soon. And everything will be great. Good. I can't wait for my mom to see her. She's going to be so happy. Alright guys. I've enjoyed this episode. It was great having Grandma on. This is one for the ages.

Thank you. This one's going down in history. Always laugh. My favorite episode ever. Yeah, buddy. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Always Laugh Podcast. My name's Austin Lane. My name is AJ. I'm Walker.

This is Grandma Kitty. We out. Love you, everyone, especially Kitty.